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Speaker 1: is here, Higgy have no fear On today's I Am

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Speaker 1: Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. So many sick focks, so little time.

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Speaker 1: some fantastic, magical, wacky, wonderful sick fox. Plus I break

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Speaker 1: Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast, the world's most disruptive podcast.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption, the Zone of Disruption.

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Speaker 1: I'm Rapports Stereo podcast, the world's only podcast that prides

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Speaker 1: itself on absolutely positively zero point zero fact checking tests.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody's feeling good. I hope everybody's feeling safe.

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Speaker 1: Hope everybody's feeling insane. You gotta gotta keep your fucking sanity.

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Speaker 1: You got to keep your fucking sanity out here. You

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Speaker 1: when it all started. That is where it all started.

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Speaker 1: In March March madness. We took the term survive in

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Speaker 1: advance and made it a way of life. Yes, anyway,

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Speaker 1: I got a lot to talk about today. There's a

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Speaker 1: If you've been listening to the podcast, you know I've

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Speaker 1: been struggling with some voice issues. But I feel like

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Speaker 1: emailing checking in about my voice. I'm fine. I've checked everything.

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Speaker 1: is retiring after thirty two years. Thirty two fucking years

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Speaker 1: and fifty years of a professional career. Congratulations, what a

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Speaker 1: He said, amongst other things, the head of the players

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Speaker 1: said that Roger Goodell is a F word. I asked

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Speaker 1: You can't even text it to people when you're asking

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Speaker 1: who the funk knows whose emails are next? He also

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Speaker 1: cold smoking Joe Biden a clueless bitch, no, a clueless pussy.

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Speaker 1: He talked about the NFL uh forcing the St. Louis

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Speaker 1: NFL player, but he won Man of the Year and

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Speaker 1: Sportsman of the Year and the ESPN Awards and all

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Speaker 1: that ship. He said a bunch of wild ship. Now

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Speaker 1: I think Gruden fucked up because Gruden should have just said, listen,

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Speaker 1: these emails were a long time ago. I already knew

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Speaker 1: that I said those things. I'm already ahead of it.

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Speaker 1: I been thinking about him. I've changed. I don't speak

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Speaker 1: that way, I don't think that way. Just as the

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Speaker 1: NFL has presto change o changed their ways, I have

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Speaker 1: changed mind as well. I am sorry that I offended

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Speaker 1: this group, that group, and every other group. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: they were years ago and I've already grown past them.

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Speaker 1: But I am deeply sorry to who I offended, and

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Speaker 1: I will continue to continue to grow and educate myself

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Speaker 1: and bring peace and harmony to the world and to

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Speaker 1: the NFL. He should have said something like that. He

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Speaker 1: didn't say anything like that. But this is this is

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Speaker 1: not about John Gruden. I like John Gruden as a character.

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Speaker 1: I like John Gruden as a coach, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know John Gruden. I don't care the Tampa

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Speaker 1: Bay Buccaneers, who he led to his Super Bowl, removed

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Speaker 1: him from the Ring of Honor, basically the Tampa Bay

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Speaker 1: Buccaneers Hall of Fame. He's up down his coach, possibly

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Speaker 1: giving up sixty million. Apparently he's gonna get the sixty million.

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Speaker 1: And when he came out with the racist comments, that

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Speaker 1: didn't do the trick. And then they brought in the

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Speaker 1: big guns. They brought in the fact that he called

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Speaker 1: Roger Goodell an F word, he called a couple other

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Speaker 1: people f words, he called smoking Joe Biden a clueless pussy,

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00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: and he was basically just talking a lot of ship.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't I don't believe in this

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Speaker 1: cancel culture. The NFL is totally full of shit. The

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00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: NFL railroaded No matter what you think Colin Kaepernick, we

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00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: all know it. Who cares what our opinion is. They

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Speaker 1: railroaded him. He never played another game of football. He's

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Speaker 1: never gonna be playing another game of football. I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking about him getting Nike money or a settlement or

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Speaker 1: any of that. Ship Out of all those else, John

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00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: Gruden said many, many, many things. No one responded. None

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Speaker 1: of the over there good old boy owners from the

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Speaker 1: Deep South responded, saying anything. There's no other emails from

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Speaker 1: any other owners. He was going at the the owner

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Speaker 1: of the Washington football team formerly the Washington Redskins. Now,

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, like I said, presto change of

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Speaker 1: the NFL. No one curses, no one uses any slang.

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Speaker 1: You don't call your opponents bitch ass motherfucker's. You don't

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Speaker 1: tell your your players to run fast, you fat lazy motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: You can't say run fast, you fat lazy motherfucker. I'll

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Speaker 1: cut you. You You gotta say a run fast, try your best,

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Speaker 1: Try your best, Jimmy, It's okay, Keep keep trying. That's

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna say to your linebacker. You can't call

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Speaker 1: him a fat, lazy motherfucker anymore. You can't do it

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Speaker 1: because the precedent is being set. The precedent is being set.

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Speaker 1: I want to read the emails from Jimmy Jones and

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Speaker 1: the rest of the owners, the private emails when they

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Speaker 1: were dealing with the Kaepernick issue. You don't think any

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Speaker 1: one of those owners said any off color wild ship

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Speaker 1: about Colin Kaepernick and the whole Black Lives Matter situation.

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Speaker 1: I do, I fucking do. Jimmy Jones has the accent

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Speaker 1: of some django unchanged ship. His accent sounds like a whip,

477
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: like like it's lashings. He sounds like he comes from good, good, good,

478
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: deep deep, deep rooted slave owners. There's players in the NFL.

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00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: DeShawn Jackson, d On Jackson of the Los Angeles Rams.

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Speaker 1: Just a year ago, he was up there quoting Hitler.

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Speaker 1: I said, don't cancel him. They didn't cancel him. He

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Speaker 1: was quoting Hitler. Antonio Brown, who plays for the Tampa

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Speaker 1: Bay Buccaneers, He's got a laundry list of crazy shit.

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Speaker 1: I think he scored three touchdowns last week. He was

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Speaker 1: on NFL today, He's like, uh, you know, he's mr

486
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Speaker 1: nice guy now still playing in the NFL. There's plenty

487
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: of players with drunk driving this charge, drunk driving that charge.

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00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: There's all sorts of fucking ship in the NFL. But

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Speaker 1: John Gruden is the sacrificial raider. Again, I care neither

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Speaker 1: here nor there about John Gruden. Deshan Jackson was quoting

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Speaker 1: Hitler last year. I haven't seen him in a rabbit

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Speaker 1: in a temple. Antonio Brown is buck fucking wild. The

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Speaker 1: reason why Antonio Brown is in the NFL because Robert

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Speaker 1: Kraft and Tom Brady wanted him to play for the

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Speaker 1: New England Patriots. That's the only reason why. Because Tom

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Speaker 1: Brady got the keys to the motherfucking kingdom, not the castle,

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Speaker 1: he runs the whole park. Do you think if Tom

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Speaker 1: Brady didn't co signed Frantonio Brown he'd be playing in

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Speaker 1: the NFL. It's a fucking joke. And now the kid

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Speaker 1: who plays for the Raiders calling the cebe who's the

501
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 1: first NFL openly gay player actually playing on a roster,

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00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: He's sitting out. He sat out after practice. He set

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Speaker 1: out practice the other day because of all the hysteria

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00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: with the John On grooding for a coach, can't say

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00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: a motherfucker, you need to get your fucking ass in practice.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut you. You can't say that to him

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00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 1: allfucker now, I can't say it to this guy who

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Speaker 1: knows what kind of trauma he's going through with the

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00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: John Gruden things. But how do you coach athletes in

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00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: this day and age get the fucking rebound? You dumb motherfucker? Sorry, Hey, um,

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Speaker 1: Mr Johnson number fifteen, sir, Hey, could you hustle a

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00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: little bit harder? Would you mind? Sorry? Hustling a little

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00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: bit harder if if it's okay and trying to get

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00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: that rebound funk out of here, it's ridiculous, fucking re ridiculous. Anyway,

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00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: it's time. It is time, ready or not. Here comes

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00:38:54,239 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: the end be a season. The n b a is here,

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00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: the shortest offseason, and the history of the NBA is over,

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00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: and the path towards Championship twenty twenty two is coming

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00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: next Tuesday, October nine. This is not a test. The

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00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: NBA is back, and it is and always will be

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Speaker 1: fantastic seven thirty pm Eastern, four thirty specific time. The

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Speaker 1: NBA kicks off on the nineteenth the nets at the

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Speaker 1: Championship Milwaukee Bucks. This is the most wonderful time of

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Speaker 1: the year for everybody except Kyrie Irving, who is on

525
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: some freedom fighting tour about giving voice for the voiceless.

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00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: When nobody asked him to. Nobody asked you, Kyrie, You're

527
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: an gonna change anybody's opinion about getting or not getting

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Speaker 1: the vaccination. I haven't seen you in bed Sty, I

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00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: haven't seen you in Brownsville, East New York. You're not

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00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: doing any of that ship you said you were gonna

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Speaker 1: be doing for Brooklyn. You sat out games. You sat

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00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 1: out weeks last year when there was no vaccination issue

533
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: going on. You just set out games. There's no Iron team,

534
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: but there is an Eyron COVID. There is no Iron team,

535
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: but there is an Iron vaccine. He won't take the vaccine,

536
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,479
Speaker 1: but he says that's not what it's about. It's about

537
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Speaker 1: vaccine mandates. I don't understand. Good funk them, listen, fuck them.

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00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: The Nets are already stacked. They've ruined the NBA even

539
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: worse than it's already been with this Big three ship,

540
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: and they have the most unlikable big three in the

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Speaker 1: history of the NBA. HAVE no sympathy for the Brooklyn Nets,

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00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: but I will be at the game court sign and

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00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: I'll always root and support any New York team. I

544
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: will be so happy if one day the Brooklyn Nets

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Speaker 1: won a championship. Obviously, I would love the New York

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00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: Knicks to win a championship before the Brooklyn Nets. But

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Speaker 1: I am not a Brooklyn Nets hater. I don't hate

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00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: on any New York teams ever period, Never will, never have,

549
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: never fucking will do that. But they get zero sympathy.

550
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: The most unlikable big three in the NBA. I also

551
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: have no sympathy for Ben Simmons, Rich Pole or any

552
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: of these goofies in Philadelphia, the fighting city of Philadelphia

553
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: where I am this weekend, all weekend at Helium Comedy

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00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: They deserve better. Of course, I'm gonna be talking about

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00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: this during my stand up shows at the Helium Comedy

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Speaker 1: Club this weekend. All tickets are available at Michael Rappaport

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Speaker 1: Comedy dot com Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. And I'll

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Speaker 1: be in Orlando next weekend, San Francisco the first weekend

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Speaker 1: of November, and then in my city, New York City

560
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: the eleventh, twelve and right on Broadway. But this isn't

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00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: about me. This is about the Western Conference. This is

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00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: a full breakdown of the Western Conference. Will tackle the

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00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: Eastern Conference on Tuesday's I Am Wrappport Stereo podcast episode,

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00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: and you can go to the Captain Picks for a

565
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: think tank, a deep dive think tank of the entire NBA.

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Speaker 1: Opening night, we'll have the Warriors and La La Land

567
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: taken on the Los Angeles Lakers. Now, I'm gonna be honest,

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Speaker 1: I actually watched the other night is the Warriors played

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Speaker 1: the Lakers. And these are my thoughts Number one, It

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00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: was bugged out to see Lebron James and Carmelo Anthony

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Speaker 1: on the court playing a professional basketball game and Anty

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Speaker 1: Olympics and a and All Star game. It was it

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00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: was a trip to see them. The banana boat buddies

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00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: are playing for the Los Angeles Laker team. Remember a

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00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: few years ago when Lebron when Carmelo was out of

576
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: the league. Lebron didn't come calling for Melo. Don't forget

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00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: Carmelo was out of the league and Lebron did not

578
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,959
Speaker 1: come grabbing him out of the water. He drove off

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00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: in the banana boat. But it was cool. It was

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00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 1: bugged out to see then both start for the Lakers.

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Speaker 1: It'll be bugged out to see them russ An A d.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be a good team. They're gonna be a

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Speaker 1: strong team. The actual monstars are on the court at

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Speaker 1: the same time, and it was like a fucking NBA

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00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: All Star game. You're just not used to seeing it.

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00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: Lebron looks bigger, and I will be honest objectively, it

587
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 1: looks slower than usual. I know it's preseason. He looked

588
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: a little slow. He didn't look his bounty. We know

589
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: he's like fifty five years old. But nonetheless, this team

590
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: is gonna be a major, major problem every single night

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00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: out Again, it means nothing, but they went oh in

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Speaker 1: five and preseason, which is not a concern. It's preseason.

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Speaker 1: But the other night, the Lakers killed them without Draymond,

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00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: without Clay who. I didn't realize Clay Thompson is out

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Speaker 1: till January. I was like, funk, man, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: see the season star off with Clay Thompson. Everybody wants

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00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: Clay back. Whether you hate the Warriors or not, Everybody

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00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: loves Clay. Everybody respects Clay. And I didn't realize he's

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00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: not playing until January. Man, I hope he comes back

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00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 1: healthy and is his normal self. I'm praying and hoping

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00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: that he does that. Being said, the Lakers look a

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00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: little thin when it comes to the bench. The reason

603
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: is out th h t are out for over a

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00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: month each Rondo's there, Kendrick Nunn from the Heat is there.

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Speaker 1: Malik Monk from the Hornets, who I like, is there.

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00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: And they got that rookie Austin Reeves, a k a

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Speaker 1: Hill Billy Kobe from the University of Oklahoma. Then a

608
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: bunch of guys I never heard of. There's guys I

609
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: literally have never heard of. Obviously, they got Wayne Ellington

610
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: and DeAndre Jordan, but there's a few guys I'm like, who,

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Speaker 1: what where? When at the Google? These fox Needless to say,

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00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: the Lakers are going to be a problem. You can't

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Speaker 1: count them out of anything. Personally, I don't think they're

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Speaker 1: gonna last the entire season. I feel like injuries are

615
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: gonna be the issue for the Lakers. And as much

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Speaker 1: as I want to see them fail, I would love

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00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: to see all of them on their court failing at

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00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: the same time collectively as a group. Once again, there

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Speaker 1: is no I N team. I like to see the

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Speaker 1: entire team fail together. But aside from the Lakers, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about contenders, not pretenders. Contenders. Let's start with the Sons.

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Speaker 1: Who got better? The Sons are going to be another issue.

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Speaker 1: They got CP three, They got Booker, Aton Bridges, Johnson Crowder,

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Speaker 1: you know the name, you know the game. They added

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Speaker 1: Jabelle McGhee, Chandler Hutcherson and Landry Chamitt. I think he's

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Speaker 1: French Shamalama shamt. Plus they lost nobody. Okay, they shot

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Speaker 1: the bed in the finals versus the Milwaukee Bucks. But

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Speaker 1: they came back. They got their whole crew. They lost

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Speaker 1: nobody and they added good pieces. They're going to be

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Speaker 1: a major issue again in the West. The Jazz, they

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Speaker 1: got the same cast of characters, led my Spider Man

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Speaker 1: spider Man he does whatever a Spider can, Rudy Gobert,

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Speaker 1: Mike Conley, Smoking Joe Ingles, Bogey Clarkson, and more. They

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Speaker 1: also added my guy, Rudy Gay, who's still in the

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Speaker 1: fucking league. At one point, I think he was out

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Speaker 1: of the league. Now he's back in the league. He's

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00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: been back in the league. He's gonna play. It was

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Speaker 1: like fifty. They also got a son Whiteside, who I

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00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: can't figure out, and Eric Pascal of the Warriors, who

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Speaker 1: is best friends with Spider Mitchell. They got better, but

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Speaker 1: I do not think the Jazz are I just don't

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Speaker 1: think they're ready. I still don't think that they are

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Speaker 1: ready to be a championship team. They're gonna be good,

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00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: they're gonna be competitive, they're gonna be fun, they're gonna

645
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 1: be well coached. They were a contender, but ultimately they

646
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 1: ready for the rings. They adn't get no rings in Utah.

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00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 1: Yet the Blazers they got better. They did a little addition.

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Speaker 1: By substraction, Carmelo has gone obviously with the Lakers. They

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Speaker 1: got young guys, the kids, Simmons, Nazir Little. They also

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Speaker 1: I added Larry Nance Jr. I'm always gonna have a

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Speaker 1: problem with Larry Nance and Larry Nance Jr. For beating

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Speaker 1: Dr J and that slam dunk contest. And I believe

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Speaker 1: I've never gotten over that. I don't think Dr J

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Speaker 1: got over it. I don't think fans of Dr J

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Speaker 1: ever got over it. But neither here nor they're Larry

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Speaker 1: Nance Jr. Is a nice piece. They picked up Cody Zeller,

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Speaker 1: who's been on the Hornets this whole career, who's gonna

658
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Speaker 1: be backing up Nurkic. I like Cody Zeller. I hope

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Speaker 1: Nerkie could stay healthy because that's a huge piece. So

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Speaker 1: they got Dame, they got CJ, they got Coventon, they

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Speaker 1: got Norman Powell, and if Nerki could stay healthy, this

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Speaker 1: could be a breakthrough year for the Portland Trailblazers. I

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Speaker 1: think everything hangs on the big shoulders of Nerki staying healthy.

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Speaker 1: He's been in and out for the last two three seasons.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get refamiliarized, You gotta get ready because the

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Speaker 1: NBA is here. I can't fucking wait. The Mavericks. We

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Speaker 1: gotta talk about Luca and the Mavericks. Luca is about

668
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: to be a man on the mission. He had a

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Speaker 1: bronze medal run for Slovenia. Okay, it was him and

670
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: Goring the Dragon tragic versus the world. They won that bronze.

671
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Speaker 1: They still got Porzingis. They were having some beef. You

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00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: heard about some beef last year at the end of

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Speaker 1: the season between them. Hopefully porzingis Tingis Pengis. What the

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Speaker 1: fucking zingis Pengas? I never heard of fucking Latinia. You

675
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: drafted this fucking kid, You fuck mo Tingus, Fucking Pengus.

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Speaker 1: That's me all day. Hopefully he can stay healthy. They

677
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: got Hardaway Jr. Brunson and the crew. They also added

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Speaker 1: my man Reggie Bullock from the Knicks and big Man

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Speaker 1: Moses Brown, who you may remember on the Thunder Any

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Speaker 1: big man named Moses I like starting and ended with

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Speaker 1: the Great Moses Malone. Luca came to training camp looking

682
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: leaner and meaner. I think this is his fourth season.

683
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a problem, and it all hangs on health.

684
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Speaker 1: But we know Lucas on the the train, he wants

685
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Speaker 1: that m v P. Okay, Dame Dollar is gonna be

686
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Speaker 1: going for it. Booker is gonna be going for it.

687
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Speaker 1: And of course CP three and Lebron Lebron James was

688
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: the m v P until he got hurt last year.

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Speaker 1: Let's just keep it fucking real, keep it funky. It's

690
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: gonna be good though, But those are Mike and tenders

691
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Speaker 1: out of the West. There's a lot of injuries. Like

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Speaker 1: I said, Clay Thompson, he ain't playing until January. You

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Speaker 1: still got Stephan Draymond. Who the funk knows what Draymond's

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Speaker 1: gonna do. Draymond's got one foot in retirement already. In

695
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Speaker 1: my opinion, he's still very productive, but he's got one

696
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Speaker 1: ft in retirement, one foot in broadcasting, and one foot

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Speaker 1: still playing for the Golden State Warris Kawhi Leonard, he

698
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Speaker 1: ain't playing until March. If you're lucky, and I bet

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Speaker 1: you he won't come back if the Clippers aren't doing well.

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Speaker 1: Jamal Murray on the Nuggets, you still got the m

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Speaker 1: v P. The joker who won the m v P

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00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: of the regular season last year, which means nothing, means nothing,

703
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Speaker 1: and the two million dollar unvaccinated man Michael Porter. But

704
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: starting off with Jamal Murray is a big hit. Also

705
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Speaker 1: starting the season injured Zion, who quietly broke his foot

706
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Speaker 1: in the off season. Nobody knows how, nobody knows why,

707
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: nobody knows what the funk happened. They added Jonas Valanciunis

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Speaker 1: and Davante Graham, who I like. They still have bree

709
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Speaker 1: ingram b I, but Zion is starting the season on

710
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Speaker 1: the injured reserve list. It's hard to take the Clippers

711
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Speaker 1: fucking seriously. It's hard to take any of those teams

712
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Speaker 1: truly seriously with those injuries. And as much as I

713
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: love Golden State, I just did they need another guy?

714
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: They need another guy. And I funk with the Warriors

715
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Speaker 1: so much, and I would love to see the Clippers

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Speaker 1: at full strength. They just they're not They're not ready.

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00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 1: Kauai or no Kauai. They're just not ready. But I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you some teams that are dark horses, and I

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Speaker 1: mean dark, no disrespect to the Grizzlies, the Spurs or

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Speaker 1: the Kings, who I like because they played tough. They

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Speaker 1: played defense all right, They're deep, and they try funking

722
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 1: hard every single night. But I like what is brewing

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Speaker 1: in Minnesota. Young, deep, long, no Bruno, no fucking Bruno,

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Speaker 1: no Cuomo, Young, deep, long, and hungry. Yo, It's getting

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Speaker 1: freaky deaky in here? Did I say, young, Deep, long,

726
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Speaker 1: and hungry. Nonetheless, the Minnesota Timberwolves are a nice team.

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Speaker 1: They got Pat Beverley, who I think will bring some

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Speaker 1: toughness obviously to the Timberwolves. They're gonna be a problem

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Speaker 1: child team every night. Cat Karl, Anthony Towns, my guy

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Speaker 1: D'Angelo Russell, and the kid who I think should have

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Speaker 1: been the rookie of the year, Anthony Edwards. I love

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Speaker 1: that fucking kid. They got my Leak Beasley who's back

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Speaker 1: from jail. They also got some stuffers, defensive tough guys

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Speaker 1: Ogie Pat Bev McDaniels, Naz Reid is nice off the bench,

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Speaker 1: and Toron Prince is a good backup. I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: the Timberwolves, if they're focused, hungry, and invested, they have

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Speaker 1: a good young team. They could be an issue. They're

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Speaker 1: gonna win a championship, No, But if they flourish and

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Speaker 1: That's a nice, strong, tough, long, deep, hungry. God damn it.

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Speaker 1: Why do I keep saying young, deep, and long? What

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Speaker 1: That's right, they ain't coming in there to play games.

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Speaker 1: They tasted it last year. It tastes real good. Success

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