Speaker 1: Let's see which one I can play today that you
Speaker 1: will cut off because you don't really like our themes.
Speaker 2: I think we could just say, hey, it's welcome to
Speaker 2: another episode of serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Hey it's welcome to no man, to another.
Speaker 2: Episode of serial Killers. What do you want to talk
Speaker 2: about today, Scott? Oh, we have a very exciting episode.
Speaker 1: Aren't you pumped? Let's go. This is going to be
Speaker 1: a fun episode. No, but I want to play something.
Speaker 1: I like the songs. Okay, it makes you angry now
Speaker 1: the chips one's fun? People just shut it off. I
Speaker 1: know the whole thing. Well, we need new ones, please,
Speaker 1: people send them to us. You can email Andrew at
Speaker 1: serial Killers at serial Killers at PC. None of that's.
Speaker 2: Actually gmails at gmail dot com. Say it again because
Speaker 2: I spoke over your serial Killers PC at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Or you can just go on our website and see
Speaker 2: it there serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 1: Or you can follow us on Instagram and dm us.
Speaker 2: You know what, I actually have a really fun app
Speaker 2: called Sono. I know I'm probably like taking all the
Speaker 2: water out of a reservoir right now?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: So you put in a song about a show called
Speaker 2: Serial Killers a podcast where Andrew and Scottie shut up.
Speaker 1: It's going to make a song right now. What kind
Speaker 1: of song do you want? Like fun country in country.
Speaker 1: This is the AI. It's gonna happen. The AI is
Speaker 1: happening right now. Oh my god, here we go.
Speaker 2: It's it generates in like not even a full minute,
Speaker 2: and they give you two options.
Speaker 1: Shut up, it's insane. Do you pay for this? No,
Speaker 1: it's free.
Speaker 2: I don't understand this world that there's probably like I
Speaker 2: took water away from several farms, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to. Now when people say that, what does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 2: Personally? My thought about this and I could just be
Speaker 2: completely in a computer, isn't it well to process all
Speaker 2: of it? You need It's like how Bitcoin like when
Speaker 2: they mine for it. You need like a lot of
Speaker 2: hard drive space. And it's really hot.
Speaker 1: I understand. Okay, So they spray water up the story
Speaker 1: about Andrew and scott They kill a lot of cereal,
Speaker 1: They kill a whole life. That's great, louder.
Speaker 2: They tell you about the taste, they tell you about
Speaker 2: the prize.
Speaker 1: No, they tell you if it's bad or if it's
Speaker 1: really nice. It's insane. Real Killers a Cereal serial Killers.
Speaker 1: They love cereal, they love eating cereal. Wait, there's another version.
Speaker 1: They give you two. This is insane. They call him
Speaker 1: daniel She tells you if it's good, she tells you
Speaker 1: if it's bad. Bro, that's creepy. If you are the winner,
Speaker 1: then you won't be sad. Serial killers. That's crazy that Danielle.
Speaker 1: Can I put the other one on? Is there more
Speaker 1: though in this verse? No, I'm not gonna know. It
Speaker 1: might be something else creepy. A great guy who God,
Speaker 1: he's a great hold on dude radio gets No, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: I do I have stuff? Walk Sally Cereal podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: serial killer this Morgan Wall they love cereal. This is crazy.
Speaker 2: Cereal killers, they love cereal.
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. Bro, I know what the best part is.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna get flagged with content. This is an
Speaker 1: original song by AI. It's a wacky world we live in.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 2: Come and listen to the story about Andrew and Scott.
Speaker 1: This is the other one, samely Oh, it's just different.
Speaker 1: You're only allowed to play it once? No, but well no,
Speaker 1: if it's the same lyrics, who cares? I just want
Speaker 1: to hear. I want to hear, just the chorus.
Speaker 2: I like that one. How do they know, Danielle because
Speaker 2: it probably pulls from the AI database what data?
Speaker 1: Which I don't know.
Speaker 2: That sounds so I feel old saying it the AI database. Ak,
Speaker 2: It's it's on the internet. So it just pulls from
Speaker 2: the internet.
Speaker 1: What. Yes, I can't have ever used tat GPT. No,
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of it. Okay, can we eat some cereal? Now?
Speaker 1: Are we in a pickle? I mean I called Danielle
Speaker 1: if we're in a pickle right here? Yeah, well you're cheap.
Speaker 1: So I'm on the radio. Yeah, well I got that
Speaker 1: all wrong. Yeah, I'm on the radio, not you. I'm
Speaker 1: the star. All right, Andrew, let's bring out your friends,
Speaker 1: the wish and grad hi wishing grad Hi, wishing grads
Speaker 1: by wishing grads. I'm sorry, but this one is I'm
Speaker 1: I'm predicting that we're not gonna like this. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: three wishes Cereal. They're great company, great people, this flavor,
Speaker 1: though we've only experienced it once before with cap'n Crunch
Speaker 1: and birthday cake. You know, cotton candy. I just don't
Speaker 1: think cotton candy should be a breakfast I don't either,
Speaker 1: because the only the only I don't just I don't
Speaker 1: love cotton candy, and I just remember being a kid
Speaker 1: chewing that that stupid fluoride. They would say, oh, it's
Speaker 1: cotton candy flavor, and I would eat it and vomit.
Speaker 2: Okay, see ACT, the Mouth Washing Act. Kids, they're cotton
Speaker 2: candy flavor perfection. However, cotton candy on its own, I
Speaker 2: think when you're a kid and it's like you're just
Speaker 2: realized you're eating pure sugar.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then as an adult, you're like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to even be close that. It gets sticky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like nor face. Nobody ever finishes a whole
Speaker 1: thing of cotton candy. Speaking of mouthwashed, you know that
Speaker 1: I was at my parents' house yesterday and in their
Speaker 1: medicine cabinet was a bottle of plaques mouthwashed pla X.
Speaker 1: They'ven't made that since the late nineties. Oh okay, so,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure I bought it for them when
Speaker 1: I lived there.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. So anyway, they don't make new plaques,
Speaker 2: I don't think. So does it come in a weird bottle?
Speaker 1: No? No, you're thinking of ACT ACT is the one
Speaker 1: that has a little reservoir on top, hold on plaques, plax.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is the bottle that was there, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they still make it, There's no way. Yeah, okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. The bottle that's in their house is
Speaker 1: from the late nineties, maybe ably two thousands. Is it
Speaker 1: in the glass container? No, let's smell it. I am
Speaker 1: upset that they threw out a lot of stuff though.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that really doesn't only caught in candy.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: My problem is sometimes when they make cotton candy flavored things,
Speaker 2: it tastes like dull bubble gum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't like bubble gum flavored things either.
Speaker 2: The only thing was the medicine as a kid.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the amoxacillin I loved.
Speaker 2: But there were two different brands, like I think there
Speaker 2: was a generic and a different one, and there was
Speaker 2: one that tasted really good and like bubblegum, and the
Speaker 2: other one did not taste good.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, these are big old circles and we
Speaker 1: are using Amazon Grocery lack toast free two percent reduced
Speaker 1: fat milk today, So no poops for you, Andrew, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. It taste a little bit like marshmallow, yeah,
Speaker 1: which I like. It's funny because it smells like cotton candy,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't taste like it. But it's giving marshmallow hmm.
Speaker 1: But then it has that little bit of weird taste
Speaker 1: because it's got the thing in it. With the thing.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you it's good. I went in with
Speaker 1: low expectations m h and I'm coming out thinking those
Speaker 1: thing's so bad. I mean, I wouldn't eat it again,
Speaker 1: but it's not horrific.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna give this three bowls. That's surprising. That
Speaker 2: was a surprising cereal.
Speaker 1: This is a limited edition founded it's stew Leonards. Most
Speaker 1: people don't have a stew Leonards unless you're in the
Speaker 1: New York state. I don't. I don't hate it either.
Speaker 1: It has that little bit of pea flavor. I bet
Speaker 1: it's got that pea protein stuff in it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it does it's like beans, a little bit after beans. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have that stevia taste though, which is nice.
Speaker 1: You know what it does taste marshmallow. I also went
Speaker 1: in way if there were marshmallows in it, now woo,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. Over the top. I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: two balls and a spoon. Thank you, Wishing grads. Yeah, nice,
Speaker 1: that was That was a nice one. Yeah, does not
Speaker 1: taste like cotton candy.
Speaker 2: Out of all of them, we always say the three
Speaker 2: wishes is like, oh, you're looking for something healthy.
Speaker 1: It's Yeah, they're the best of the worst. Can we
Speaker 1: say that?
Speaker 2: I think there have been a couple that have been
Speaker 2: better than this one.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? All of a sudden, my daughter's
Speaker 1: into what Catalina crunch? Okay, she makes me buy her
Speaker 1: giant bags of Catalina crunch and she loves it. Interesting
Speaker 1: that stuff's expensive. Yeah, that's nine bucks a bag. So
Speaker 1: if anyone wants.
Speaker 2: To going off to college so she is, yeah, not
Speaker 2: going to see her for too much longer, just spend
Speaker 2: the nine dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're right, and I so I'll get sad.
Speaker 1: Here's your Catalina crunch. That's not what you're gonna say,
Speaker 1: I got you a case.
Speaker 2: Then the first credit card bill is gonna come to
Speaker 2: your house and you're gonna be like, what the hell.
Speaker 1: Did you buy? Yeah, hey, and Matt over there, if
Speaker 1: you want to send us some Cataliana crunch that we
Speaker 1: haven't done, send it on over. I mean we'll get
Speaker 1: a used bag then no, no, no, no, no, he'll
Speaker 1: go He'll get us the good stuff. Oh shoot things.
Speaker 1: So this k I think just came up a blueberry
Speaker 1: muffin that she likes that one? All right, Andrew, next great,
Speaker 1: this one is. I'm also gonna go in with low
Speaker 1: expectations on this one. Maybe we'll come out hi. No one,
Speaker 1: not no, no one, not no, not coming out high anywhere.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: We've done some purely Elizabeths before. We had some of
Speaker 1: her cereal, some of their granola. This one is recipe
Speaker 1: number one. It's the first thing they had. I guess,
Speaker 1: original ancient grain granola, no flavor, no nothing, just original.
Speaker 2: You know how I feel about the use of the
Speaker 2: phrase ancient greens? Yeah, I feel it's in marketing terms,
Speaker 2: it's like calm it down a little bit, touts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's very California.
Speaker 2: To me, it feels very like, how do you classify
Speaker 2: it as an ancient grain?
Speaker 1: Who said it? How long has it been there?
Speaker 2: Right, it's not like they're going like Indiana Jones style
Speaker 2: to get the grains.
Speaker 1: Oh that's something, right, to put them in the cereal Oh,
Speaker 1: it's again. It's big. The granola people have to cut
Speaker 1: down on the giant pieces. I agree, you need a
Speaker 1: bigger hammer. I think. Oh Elizabeth is cute, though she's
Speaker 1: the founder and CEO. Hi Elizabeth, Hi Elizabeth. Speaking of Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: it was our friend Lizzie's birthday couple weeks ago. I
Speaker 1: did sure, I texted her, Yeah, she wrote back it
Speaker 1: was nice. All right, let's do two percent produced fat
Speaker 1: lactose free Andrew. Oh, thank god. So it's gentle on
Speaker 1: your tummy.
Speaker 2: This one's mine, this one's also mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta pat that stuff down. It's got it. It's
Speaker 1: got it, just like a nothing smell. I can see
Speaker 1: the ancient greens. The ryving is boring. I can't even
Speaker 1: really explain the taste. I mean, now that's not for me.
Speaker 1: There are notes of I don't even know. No, right,
Speaker 1: it's too salty. It is a little bit salty. I
Speaker 1: feel like you might want to break it up more
Speaker 1: and put on your yogurt. It's salty.
Speaker 2: I don't love the taste like I feel like even
Speaker 2: with a Nature Valley bar, which, as you know, I
Speaker 2: didn't like the cereal when it's crushed up. It's pretty
Speaker 2: good right this now. And I think I've liked purely
Speaker 2: Elizabeth ones before.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't. This isn't for me. Is she
Speaker 1: the one that's got the cookie ones? There's like talkics
Speaker 1: of cookie and I like those, right, that's purely Elizabeth didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this just is If this is their first one, that's right.
Speaker 1: There's a little cinnamon in there. But it's not for me. No,
Speaker 1: it's not for me either. I'm gonna give it gosh.
Speaker 1: I'm also going to give it two balls. Andrew. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it two balls. You did, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know that's you want to change that? No, I'm good. Okay,
Speaker 1: that'out salty. You know what my promise for when we're
Speaker 1: back from vacation and I'm going to really I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put like new sounders in here. I'm going to put
Speaker 1: new like, hey, I could do it, No, I know
Speaker 1: a human needs to do it. They don't know what
Speaker 1: we need.
Speaker 2: Well, you could get the instrumentals from it and then
Speaker 2: just give it to Stacks and he could do the audio.
Speaker 1: But it's just because it's like, uh, you know, we
Speaker 1: need something to go to break. We need the break music.
Speaker 2: You had it, and then it was even booked marked.
Speaker 2: You just I don't know why you don't do that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll come up with it next time. Let's don't
Speaker 1: have to come up with it. It's on YouTube, it exists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we'll be back right after. What Andrew, I don't
Speaker 1: know what? What? What do I even play? Play? It's
Speaker 1: the right thing to do. No, we played that last time.
Speaker 1: I will Ford Brimley and some show the other day. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what he had then too? Beat it. That's
Speaker 1: good and we're back. Why you tall me to Dario.
Speaker 1: Look he's in there. He's our he's our podcast brother
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, hm, my podcast club. I've never heard
Speaker 1: said that. I've never I've never said that. I've never
Speaker 1: said this before. Yeah, you should check that out. Maybe
Speaker 1: he should cross promote us. Yeah, we'll have him on.
Speaker 1: He could be on ours. I don't he doesn't eat cereal,
Speaker 1: though he yelled at me for eating fruit loops one time.
Speaker 1: He did. Yeah, what did he say? Don't eat that crap?
Speaker 1: What if it's organic? There's no such thing as organic
Speaker 1: fruit loops. I'm sure we could find it, not Kellogg's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like organic doesn't necessarily mean dude's full of sugar.
Speaker 1: It's full organic.
Speaker 2: Usually just means it's like next to the farm.
Speaker 1: Speaking of fruit, would you like some fruit? Andrew? Sure?
Speaker 1: I found this in the dollar store Dollar Tree to
Speaker 1: be exact, okay, dollar Tree. It was a dollar twenty five. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like the beat. And you know that the cereals
Speaker 1: from Dollar Tree generally cause cancer. They're in California, New York. Look,
Speaker 1: GF brands, fruity rice. I cannot believe I'm about to
Speaker 1: eat this. This does okay? Why it's a good source
Speaker 1: of vitamin B twelve. Yeah, and also cancer. Well, it
Speaker 1: doesn't have the warning this one, does it? Let me
Speaker 1: check gramps product of Mexico. Were tree nuts almonds a smash? Nope?
Speaker 1: Not here? All right? Good? Uh? After what does it say?
Speaker 1: Roll up? After serving with this? With this, you will
Speaker 1: conserve fresh and crisp your cereal the yes, great man,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be great. I'm gonna die. It smells
Speaker 1: like fruity pebals broa, but those are big and they're
Speaker 1: very vibrantly colored.
Speaker 2: It honestly looks like the stuff that you put at
Speaker 2: the bottom of an aquarium.
Speaker 1: Yes, the little fish stones interesting fruity rice. Wow, I
Speaker 1: think we're in trouble. I'm in danger. Here you go,
Speaker 1: two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 2: You're about to watch two podcasters die live on an episode.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's fine. Were they really SELLID in sores?
Speaker 1: If I killed you? The blue is very vibrant and
Speaker 1: the milk turns blue almost immediately. Oh boy, dutch, quney
Speaker 1: and chemically no hm, no, okay. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want this in my body and I want to
Speaker 1: spin it up. I don't want. I feel like I
Speaker 1: just ate nuclear waste. I think it's fabuloso and qunchy
Speaker 1: rice form. Oh wow, I'm gonna give it a bowl
Speaker 1: and spoon. Really yeah, I feel like with a fruity pew,
Speaker 1: it like dissolves a little bit. There's no gift to this.
Speaker 2: No, it's like weirdly crunchy, weirdly sweet.
Speaker 1: Bro he is ripped. It just is doing too much.
Speaker 1: I'm giving and then like I genuinely wanted to spit
Speaker 1: it out. I just think it's unhealthy for your body.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it one bowl. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't if this is your alternative, like.
Speaker 1: I get it. No, But let me tell you one thing.
Speaker 1: I found a box of fruity pebbles from post at
Speaker 1: CBS for a dollar ninety nine a few weeks ago. Wow,
Speaker 1: crazy sale. Wait until things go on sale, buy three
Speaker 1: four boxes because cereal lasts for a year at least,
Speaker 1: you know, even after the best by date. Who cares,
Speaker 1: it's still good and crunchy, So just stock up when
Speaker 1: it's on sale. Do not buy this crappy no name whatever. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like I just ate a gas station pill.
Speaker 2: What oh what oh at the counter? Yeah, like I
Speaker 2: did that, but in serial form. So exciting. Okay, that's
Speaker 2: if you hear of two people in the New York
Speaker 2: area that just like raged out in the city, it
Speaker 2: was either of us.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of those people daily. Every moment of it
Speaker 1: was us having GF brands fruity. By the way, you'll
Speaker 1: never know about kids because you're sterile. Now enjoy. Oh great,
Speaker 1: cool coo cool. Hey, thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Please follow us on Instagram at serial killers PC. Yes,
Speaker 1: check out the website serial killerspc dot com. You can
Speaker 1: see all these ratings for all these cereals that we've done,
Speaker 1: and you can check out the videos there and the
Speaker 1: photos and all that stuff. Pretty cool, cool until we
Speaker 1: see you next Monday with an all new Serial Killers,
Speaker 1: say crunch Andrew, Andrew, Oh wait, did you blow your
Speaker 1: fingers off? Or we go? We way past a life fourth?
Speaker 1: At this point, what day is today? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you have fingers left? Of course I do. I
Speaker 1: don't touch the fireworks, you don't. You just watch with joy.
Speaker 1: Sometimes today might be the seventh or the fourteenth. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Anyway, it's the seventh. Hey, we love you.
Speaker 2: Bye,