Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: All right, Off, we go to phone tap Land and
Speaker 2: this guy is totally cuckoo for cocoa pups. Dear Elvis,
Speaker 2: My boyfriend Max, who I dearly love, is totally obsessed
Speaker 2: with mini golf. Did I mention he's in his mid twenties. Well, anyway,
Speaker 2: last week Max won a mini golf tournament. He was
Speaker 2: very excited. Let him know there's more to life than
Speaker 2: mini golf. All right, we've come up with a plan, Jen,
Speaker 2: for your boyfriend. Jen has already called Max to let
Speaker 2: him know a phone call is coming from the manager
Speaker 2: of the mini golf course. The manager played by Garrett.
Speaker 2: Let's listen in to today's very odd phone tap, very odd.
Speaker 3: Hello is this Max? Yeah, this is Max Max Rick here.
Speaker 1: It's over the mini golf course.
Speaker 3: How are you, Hey, Rick? How are you? I'm doing great?
Speaker 3: How are you good?
Speaker 1: Good? First off, do you have a few minutes?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, great, great, great. This This is just you know,
Speaker 4: a dagger in my heart right now. But you're being
Speaker 4: accused of cheating over the weekend during the Cup Championship.
Speaker 4: What as of right now, I'm gonna have to take
Speaker 4: that trophy away from you.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, Rick, who said I was cheating?
Speaker 1: I mean, how well, that's the thing.
Speaker 4: I got a few complaints here from our suggestion box.
Speaker 4: You know, after you hit the eighteenth hole and after
Speaker 4: the ball goes inside the clown's mouth. I was just
Speaker 4: overflowed with complaints saying that you were cheating.
Speaker 3: There's no way to even cheat on that shot. I mean,
Speaker 3: you get it past the windmill and it goes in
Speaker 3: the clown's mouth.
Speaker 1: You were cheating the whole game, Rick, I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know how you how you can cheat?
Speaker 1: Jen, she was the one that was kind of.
Speaker 3: Jen told you that I was cheating. Yes, Jen, my
Speaker 3: girlfriend told you that I was cheating administure golf.
Speaker 4: And then it just makes sense with all the complaints
Speaker 4: that we got in our suggestion box.
Speaker 3: I mean, who was complaining in a suggestion box.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest, man, You're a twenty five year old
Speaker 4: guy competing against a bunch of fifteen year olds in
Speaker 4: a mini golf tournament.
Speaker 3: Jenkins was ten shots behind me. I kicked his ass.
Speaker 1: I mean, what evidence do you have that you weren't cheating?
Speaker 3: Well, maybe they didn't practice like I did. I was
Speaker 3: out there every weekend, sometimes twice a week.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 3: I one missed thing, fair and square, Rick, And you
Speaker 3: are not taking this trophy away from me. You're gonna
Speaker 3: have to come down to my house and take it
Speaker 3: away from me. And I'd like to see you try
Speaker 3: and do that, Rick, all right, really like to see
Speaker 3: you try and do That's no way you're taking this
Speaker 3: trophy from me.
Speaker 4: Rick, Really, who uses their own club on a mini
Speaker 4: golf course?
Speaker 3: Come on you, I've got multiple clubs. Well, they got
Speaker 3: to use the right club for the right shot.
Speaker 1: We know you were cheating. You were hiding balls in
Speaker 1: your pocket.
Speaker 3: How could I be cheating a man through the waterfall shot?
Speaker 3: I did the two and one, I made it over
Speaker 3: the bridge.
Speaker 1: You were hiding a few of those blue balls in your.
Speaker 3: Pocket, all right, was all Rick. I didn't hide any
Speaker 3: blue balls.
Speaker 1: I noticed that a few of them were missing.
Speaker 3: That's on you, Rick. I am a legit player. I
Speaker 3: pride myself on that I would never ever cheat adminiature golf.
Speaker 1: All right, let's call him back and you talk.
Speaker 3: All right, Hello, Hello, what happened? I just got off
Speaker 3: the phone with Rick. He said that, he said that
Speaker 3: I was cheating in the tournament. They're gonna take my
Speaker 3: cup away from me. You got to call him back
Speaker 3: and tell him.
Speaker 5: He said they were gonna take a trophy away from you.
Speaker 3: They're gonna take the cup away.
Speaker 5: From my God, are you what did you tell him?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: Was she called and he said that he got all
Speaker 5: these complaints from like sixteen year olds and like their parents.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know what to say. I felt really awkward,
Speaker 5: and I thought I was cheating. No, no, I mean
Speaker 5: I I joked about it, but I don't know if
Speaker 5: he took it seriously or her.
Speaker 3: You were joking with him?
Speaker 5: Well, no, I was, Well I was joking about him,
Speaker 5: But was you participating in the whole tournament? Actually? And
Speaker 5: it was funny just because you were so tall and
Speaker 5: like the other kids like probably hadn't even their growths
Speaker 5: pert yet, and they just you know, and and and
Speaker 5: I just made some joke like I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: didn't I his pockets for glumpy? But I was trying
Speaker 5: to make like what jen I just said, Oh, he
Speaker 5: you know, might have had ball steps in his pocket.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't. I didn't say, oh God, why
Speaker 5: would you do that they're gonna take it away from me. Jen,
Speaker 5: did you tell them that you were gonna give it
Speaker 5: back to him?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't tell him I was gonna give it
Speaker 3: back to him. I'm keeping it, you know how hard
Speaker 3: I worked for that.
Speaker 4: Maybe this is.
Speaker 5: The next step in our lives and like reality, you know,
Speaker 5: not with thirteen year olds, and.
Speaker 3: So this is some kind of manipulative way to change
Speaker 3: our relationship to have spend more time together.
Speaker 5: Now listen, I'm not the one taking away your trophy.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying maybe this is a good opportunity to
Speaker 5: you know, take the many golf blinders and look at
Speaker 5: the rest of the world for once.
Speaker 3: Huhas you who's taking the trophy away from me?
Speaker 5: Tew him out, Jay, I'm just saying that maybe right
Speaker 5: now instead of you know, going mini golfing on our
Speaker 5: anniversary and having he and like I remember when I
Speaker 5: actually stepped in that fuke from that child ahead of us,
Speaker 5: when we could have been at I don't know, a
Speaker 5: nice dinner, happy nice I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know you right now.
Speaker 1: Max. Hello, you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, who is this?
Speaker 4: My name is garifrom Elvis Durant in the morning show,
Speaker 4: and your girlfriend Jen wanted to play a joke on you.
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