WEBVTT - The Mini Golf Cheater

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Off, we go to phone tap Land and

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<v Speaker 2>this guy is totally cuckoo for cocoa pups. Dear Elvis,

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<v Speaker 2>My boyfriend Max, who I dearly love, is totally obsessed

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<v Speaker 2>with mini golf. Did I mention he's in his mid twenties. Well, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>last week Max won a mini golf tournament. He was

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<v Speaker 2>very excited. Let him know there's more to life than

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<v Speaker 2>mini golf. All right, we've come up with a plan, Jen,

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<v Speaker 2>for your boyfriend. Jen has already called Max to let

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<v Speaker 2>him know a phone call is coming from the manager

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<v Speaker 2>of the mini golf course. The manager played by Garrett.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in to today's very odd phone tap, very odd.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello is this Max? Yeah, this is Max Max Rick here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's over the mini golf course.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you, Hey, Rick? How are you? I'm doing great?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Good? First off, do you have a few minutes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, great, great, great. This This is just you know,

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<v Speaker 4>a dagger in my heart right now. But you're being

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<v Speaker 4>accused of cheating over the weekend during the Cup Championship.

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<v Speaker 4>What as of right now, I'm gonna have to take

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<v Speaker 4>that trophy away from you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, Rick, who said I was cheating?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how well, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a few complaints here from our suggestion box.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, after you hit the eighteenth hole and after

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<v Speaker 4>the ball goes inside the clown's mouth. I was just

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<v Speaker 4>overflowed with complaints saying that you were cheating.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way to even cheat on that shot. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>you get it past the windmill and it goes in

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<v Speaker 3>the clown's mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>You were cheating the whole game, Rick, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even know how you how you can cheat?

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<v Speaker 1>Jen, she was the one that was kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Jen told you that I was cheating. Yes, Jen, my

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<v Speaker 3>girlfriend told you that I was cheating administure golf.

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<v Speaker 4>And then it just makes sense with all the complaints

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<v Speaker 4>that we got in our suggestion box.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, who was complaining in a suggestion box.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's be honest, man, You're a twenty five year old

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<v Speaker 4>guy competing against a bunch of fifteen year olds in

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<v Speaker 4>a mini golf tournament.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenkins was ten shots behind me. I kicked his ass.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what evidence do you have that you weren't cheating?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe they didn't practice like I did. I was

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<v Speaker 3>out there every weekend, sometimes twice a week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all.

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<v Speaker 3>I one missed thing, fair and square, Rick, And you

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<v Speaker 3>are not taking this trophy away from me. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have to come down to my house and take it

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<v Speaker 3>away from me. And I'd like to see you try

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<v Speaker 3>and do that, Rick, all right, really like to see

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<v Speaker 3>you try and do That's no way you're taking this

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<v Speaker 3>trophy from me.

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<v Speaker 4>Rick, Really, who uses their own club on a mini

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<v Speaker 4>golf course?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on you, I've got multiple clubs. Well, they got

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<v Speaker 3>to use the right club for the right shot.

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<v Speaker 1>We know you were cheating. You were hiding balls in

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<v Speaker 1>your pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>How could I be cheating a man through the waterfall shot?

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<v Speaker 3>I did the two and one, I made it over

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<v Speaker 3>the bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>You were hiding a few of those blue balls in your.

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<v Speaker 3>Pocket, all right, was all Rick. I didn't hide any

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<v Speaker 3>blue balls.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed that a few of them were missing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's on you, Rick. I am a legit player. I

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<v Speaker 3>pride myself on that I would never ever cheat adminiature golf.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's call him back and you talk.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Hello, Hello, what happened? I just got off

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<v Speaker 3>the phone with Rick. He said that, he said that

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<v Speaker 3>I was cheating in the tournament. They're gonna take my

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<v Speaker 3>cup away from me. You got to call him back

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<v Speaker 3>and tell him.

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<v Speaker 5>He said they were gonna take a trophy away from you.

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna take the cup away.

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<v Speaker 5>From my God, are you what did you tell him?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>Was she called and he said that he got all

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<v Speaker 5>these complaints from like sixteen year olds and like their parents.

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<v Speaker 5>And I didn't know what to say. I felt really awkward,

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<v Speaker 5>and I thought I was cheating. No, no, I mean

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<v Speaker 5>I I joked about it, but I don't know if

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<v Speaker 5>he took it seriously or her.

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<v Speaker 3>You were joking with him?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, no, I was, Well I was joking about him,

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<v Speaker 5>But was you participating in the whole tournament? Actually? And

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<v Speaker 5>it was funny just because you were so tall and

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<v Speaker 5>like the other kids like probably hadn't even their growths

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<v Speaker 5>pert yet, and they just you know, and and and

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<v Speaker 5>I just made some joke like I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't I his pockets for glumpy? But I was trying

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<v Speaker 5>to make like what jen I just said, Oh, he

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<v Speaker 5>you know, might have had ball steps in his pocket.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I don't. I didn't say, oh God, why

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<v Speaker 5>would you do that they're gonna take it away from me. Jen,

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<v Speaker 5>did you tell them that you were gonna give it

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<v Speaker 5>back to him?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't tell him I was gonna give it

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<v Speaker 3>back to him. I'm keeping it, you know how hard

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<v Speaker 3>I worked for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe this is.

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<v Speaker 5>The next step in our lives and like reality, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>not with thirteen year olds, and.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is some kind of manipulative way to change

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<v Speaker 3>our relationship to have spend more time together.

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<v Speaker 5>Now listen, I'm not the one taking away your trophy.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just saying maybe this is a good opportunity to

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<v Speaker 5>you know, take the many golf blinders and look at

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<v Speaker 5>the rest of the world for once.

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<v Speaker 3>Huhas you who's taking the trophy away from me?

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<v Speaker 5>Tew him out, Jay, I'm just saying that maybe right

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<v Speaker 5>now instead of you know, going mini golfing on our

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<v Speaker 5>anniversary and having he and like I remember when I

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<v Speaker 5>actually stepped in that fuke from that child ahead of us,

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<v Speaker 5>when we could have been at I don't know, a

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<v Speaker 5>nice dinner, happy nice I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even know you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Max. Hello, you just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, who is this?

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<v Speaker 4>My name is garifrom Elvis Durant in the morning show,

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<v Speaker 4>and your girlfriend Jen wanted to play a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Clay Elvis Duran phone tap