1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:01,960 Speaker 1: The Nikki Gliser Podcast. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 2: Nikki Glaser. 3 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show. 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: It's Nicky Gleiser Podcast. It is Thursday. It is Wednesday 5 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: where we are. But yes, it's a happy Halloween to. 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 2: Every Happy Halloween, everybody. 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: Halloween. Do you guys have Halloween thoughts? 8 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? 9 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 2: Dressed up like NICKI Nick, He's dressed up like me, 10 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 2: and Annie's dressed up like Noah. 11 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 1: Are you guys doing anything for Halloween? 12 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 3: Absolutely not tidy. 13 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: But you have a house though, so kids might be 14 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: coming through. 15 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 3: They might, but we don't want to see children, so 16 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 3: we just are going to go in the basement. 17 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 2: I think you're dead. 18 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 3: I kind of want to give them stuff, but Matt 19 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 3: is a little bit of a curmudgeon or just like 20 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,319 Speaker 3: he doesn't want to deal with it. 21 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 2: Well, whatever you do, don't leave out a candy. 22 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:02,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, and say take it at take one and yeah, wow. 23 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 3: Commitment to like two hours of your night, right. 24 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, answering the door. And but it's like, I think 25 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,399 Speaker 1: it's cute. I've never lived in a house and gotten 26 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: to do it. 27 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 3: But I think I would be freaked out. 28 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,119 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'll be too stressed out for the dog. Yeah, 29 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 1: the dog is gonna go nuts. Just turn off that 30 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: porch light nextly, for sure? 31 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,479 Speaker 2: For sure? 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: Do you think it could take one? 33 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 2: Please? People? Really? Is it? Is it like a husband 34 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 2: whose wife was like, you gotta put out some candy 35 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 2: if we're gonna go on this trip and then he 36 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:35,639 Speaker 2: goes fine? Or is it like some innocent, naive woman 37 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 2: or man who's like, they're gonna just take one. 38 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: I will say that most people do take I think 39 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,119 Speaker 1: take one or two. I don't think anyone takes all 40 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: of it. I mean, I'm sure, yes, I do believe 41 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: that they take all of it. 42 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 2: They take the little if you're with little if early 43 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 2: on at like the three o'clock hour, the fourth like hour, 44 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 2: the little kids will just like take one with their parents. 45 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 2: But as soon as the middle schoolers come out, that 46 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 2: whole bull is gone in. 47 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: I gotta say, when I was handing out candy at 48 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: my sister's house a couple of years ago, I was 49 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: horrified by how kids don't say thank you. And I'm 50 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: not one of those people that's like say thank you, 51 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: like I don't really care about that stuff generally when 52 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: I'm dealing with kids, But just these kids snatching it 53 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: and then walking away in there and their parents are 54 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: standing right there like say thank you, Like what happened 55 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: to that? Like that was just drilled into me as 56 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,399 Speaker 1: a kid. You say please and thank you, and it's 57 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 1: like these kids and their parents just come on. It's 58 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: like you just watch your kids be so rude and 59 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: just grab candy with I just I was like I 60 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: couldn't believe. I was like, this next generation is fucked. 61 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: There's like no like courtesy the innet. 62 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 3: There's this guy. 63 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't say thank you, you say fuck you 64 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: on the internet. You're so right. 65 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 3: There's this guy in our town that he used to 66 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 3: walk his dog without a leash, which drove Matt crazy, 67 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 3: and every time he would go for a walk, inevitably 68 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 3: he would come home and be like I fucking saw 69 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 3: that guy again, and we like almost had a fight. 70 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:08,399 Speaker 3: And finally I'm like, just avoid this guy, forget this guy. 71 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 3: And then the guy eventually, I'm sure enough people in 72 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 3: town talk to him about like you've got to have 73 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 3: your huge dog on a leash, and because he'd be 74 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 3: like in England, they don't need they don't have dogs 75 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 3: on leashes, and everybody do. He like well, you're in 76 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 3: New York. So on Halloween a couple of years ago, 77 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 3: I was like, Matt, let's just be cool and open 78 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 3: our house up to kids and give them candy. So 79 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 3: we did, and this little girl came up and she. 80 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: Was the daughter of the guy. And there he was 81 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: with his. 82 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 3: Dog reluctantly on a leash and his little kid. And 83 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 3: then the little kid is like four, and she goes 84 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 3: because our dog starts barking. She goes, why is your 85 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 3: dog not trained? And I could just see in the 86 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 3: living room, like god this And I was like, cause 87 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 3: she's crazy. And Matt's like, no, she's not. 88 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: She's hot, she's got a great body, and she's perfect 89 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: way she is. 90 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,839 Speaker 2: And you should have turned to the parents and said, 91 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 2: why is your daughter not trained? 92 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 3: I know where were you, Bran, I needed you. 93 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 2: I was probably in your basement. 94 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: Oh God, kids can just cut right to the core. 95 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, little rats. Kids shouldn't be allowed to leave their house. 96 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 2: I think, like, I don't think kids should be allowed 97 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 2: on planes. I don't think kids should be allowed at hotels. 98 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 2: At what age you need, like a funeral, you need 99 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,840 Speaker 2: to be going to a funeral in order to allow 100 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 2: a kid kids to go to funerals. 101 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: No, it's not to say goodbye. They don't understand death, yet, 102 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:33,600 Speaker 1: let's not bring them. 103 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 2: The kids should go from home to school, to school 104 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 2: to after school activities and back home. 105 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: I really am irritated with kids in first class, though, 106 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: I think that is it happens. 107 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 3: I need my child. 108 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 1: Where each kid, each three year old, has their and 109 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: because they have those, I don't get bumped up because 110 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: it's all about availability. That means they bought that. It 111 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: means the kids have the status, which there's no way 112 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: they do. But then they they spent nine thousand dollars 113 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: on that fucking flight, like because the first class ticket 114 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: is just so insanely over tiny. 115 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 2: They don't need even more space, they need even less space. 116 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: But then are you to be in the coach with them? 117 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 2: Oh? 118 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 4: Okay, So I was wondering if you're advocating for the 119 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 4: parents to be in first class and kids to be 120 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 4: someone else's problem and coach. 121 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:21,600 Speaker 1: I also think kids should be traveling. 122 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: Are they flying? Where are they going? 123 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:28,160 Speaker 1: I think like five? Sure, but no, I think mine 124 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: is babies. I just think toddler to babies, So I 125 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: guess three and below. I don't think should add any 126 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: reason to travel literally, ever, they're not getting a surgery 127 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: that can only be done in a certain state or something. Yeah, 128 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 1: they have like an operation, But I don't think. I mean, 129 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: I just don't think. And I know it's like, but 130 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: Grandma needs to see them. I've said this before, No 131 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,359 Speaker 1: she doesn't. Then she said she needs to travel or 132 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: And I also think old people. I'm tired of seeing 133 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 1: old people being like whisked across the country and like 134 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: so uncomfortable and not even knowing where they are and 135 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 1: like having someone just drag them. I'm like, do they 136 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: really want to be doing this? And I know, I 137 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: know elderly people still want to feel part of the 138 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,359 Speaker 1: world and want to be able to travel absolutely if 139 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,839 Speaker 1: they want to. But I just feel like a lot 140 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,160 Speaker 1: of it is like you gotta go to, you know, 141 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: Ariol's wedding, and it's just like you have to, like 142 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: you're just whisky. You're making these old people travel for 143 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: a wedding of someone that they wouldn't even recognize that 144 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: they ran into them a ntry. 145 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 3: Zoom in, zoom into the web, zoom in. 146 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: But yeah, kids don't need to be going to weddings. 147 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 1: Kids don't need to go see grandma who lives States over, 148 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: Like it's just then I mean maybe but then drive maybe. 149 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I would probably fly with kid if 150 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: I had. 151 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 2: When you were a kid, think about you going on 152 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 2: trips and stuff like that. How many times are you 153 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 2: with your parents and they're like remember and you're like, 154 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 2: I've never been to the Grand Canyon? Then go, yes, 155 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 2: you were, you were there when you were three? Says 156 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 2: you don't remember shit until. 157 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,479 Speaker 1: When you're like Ney Pargatia has a great joke about 158 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: that where he's like, what am I supposed to just 159 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,479 Speaker 1: put throw my daughter in a closet and lock her 160 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: in there until yeah, and starts having memories. Yeah, could 161 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 1: have what shouldn't do? Yeah? 162 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 4: I do. 163 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: I just do think that people are selfishly bring their 164 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: kids and their grandma grandparents when it's like they want that, 165 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: but they don't understand like that the kid doesn't really 166 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: need that, or the grandparent they're going to see doesn't 167 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: really need that either, and it's like all for them. 168 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 2: More So, here's another thing. This is legit. This is legit. 169 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 2: You might even agree with this in a non joking way. 170 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 2: You're at a hotel I do not think kids should 171 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 2: be allowed in the hot tub. 172 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're not supposed to. 173 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: I don't want to be basically a hot tub either. 174 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 1: Well okay, well I like it should be allowed at 175 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: the gym, and they're not supposed to be the start working. 176 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 2: Until you're. 177 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 3: Nikki at a casino and there were four fucking children 178 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 3: running around the gym on the elliptical like they were 179 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 3: like joking around and their parents were just like there 180 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is get them out of here. 181 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 3: This is a distress to playground. 182 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would have loved a gym when 183 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: I was a little girl, Like I loved like, oh 184 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: my god, this thing, Like this thing moves and I 185 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: get to run on it and I don't go anywhere 186 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: like like Jim. Equipment is so fascinating. It was all 187 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 1: I wanted was one of those. I asked for it 188 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: for Christmas and I got one. My mom found out 189 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: at a good will the things that you put your like 190 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: you would go like this back and then your legs 191 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: would move like a ski not an orderic track, because 192 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,840 Speaker 1: those would go like like this is more like swooping. Yeah, no, 193 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 1: lift those more like more like you're running. These are 194 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: non existent now, but they were everywhere in nineteen ninety 195 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: nine to two thousand and two, and they would your 196 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 1: arms would go back like they It looked fun and 197 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,200 Speaker 1: it was fun for literally twenty seconds, and then I 198 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: didn't use it ever again, but we did get one, 199 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: and yeah, Jim, equipment can be really fun for kids. 200 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,079 Speaker 3: Where did you guys go on family trips? 201 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: Skiing Park City, Michigan. 202 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 3: That was where you engaged with your family, engaged like family? 203 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 3: Do you were you participating? 204 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: What does that? I mean? Yeah, we would do stuff 205 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,560 Speaker 1: like my I have a really fun dad, so like I, 206 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,960 Speaker 1: there would always be activities. There always be something to do. 207 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: There would always be we're gonna go take the jet 208 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,480 Speaker 1: ski out. We're gonna go get rent a boat. We're 209 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 1: gonna go to the sand dunes, we're gonna go skiing, 210 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna take skiing lessons. But then we're gonna go 211 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: do this and we're gonna go to this park. Like 212 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: there was never a dull moment in my childhood. I 213 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 1: had the most amazing childhood because I have a dad 214 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: who is like loves to play, which is I was 215 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,719 Speaker 1: talking to Khaki this weekend Chris's sister about whether we 216 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,440 Speaker 1: would have kids, and I said, I think Chris would 217 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,600 Speaker 1: be a great dad. I just he only has a 218 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: certain amount of energy and he would probably put it 219 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,200 Speaker 1: all into the kids, and then I would resent that 220 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 1: because I want him to put it into me. And 221 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: I know he'd be he'd be the kind of fun 222 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,719 Speaker 1: dad that I would need, because I'm not gonna be 223 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,320 Speaker 1: a fun mom like I I would be like my mom, 224 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: my mom justly be like that's a pretty picture, but 225 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: she wouldn't like get on the floor with us and play, 226 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: and that was just the I would be. I just 227 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 1: don't want to play, and I would I always said 228 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,760 Speaker 1: if I had kids, I wouldn't want a husband who's like, like, 229 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 1: can't wait to play with kids, can't wait to make 230 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,360 Speaker 1: up games and play tag, and like is really engaging 231 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: that stuff? And Chris is, But I want that. I 232 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: want him to play with me. I would be like 233 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 1: annoyed that it was going to somewhere else, and we 234 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: only have so much energy the older we get, and 235 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: so I was just like Kaki, it's just not gonna 236 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,679 Speaker 1: happen for us. But I had no I was definitely 237 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,040 Speaker 1: engaged constantly in family trips all the time. 238 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense. You guys had a fun fam 239 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,719 Speaker 3: I just I was until I was a teenager. And 240 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,960 Speaker 3: then I just remember like reading Flowers in the attic 241 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 3: and staring out the window on the trip to they 242 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 3: were driving from like France through France to Spain, and like, 243 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,839 Speaker 3: why are you reading that book? And I couldn't tell 244 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 3: my mom, like cause the brother and sister are owning well. 245 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,959 Speaker 1: In high school, I got I definitely. There's a picture 246 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 1: of me staring into the Seine River on a trip 247 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: to Paris and I'm crossing my arm and I have 248 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 1: posterior pelvic tilt going on like crazy. My torso was 249 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: scooped under and I'm looking despondently into the sin River 250 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 1: and I look so depressed, and I was. That was 251 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,280 Speaker 1: like when my depression really started in high school, and 252 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: it was mine as well in France, and I was 253 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 1: so mad we had to go because I was obsessed 254 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: with my friends and I just wanted to be around 255 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: my friends in Kirkwood. I did not want to go 256 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: anywhere in high school that my friends weren't and I 257 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:30,560 Speaker 1: would just like long for them and listen to Matchbox 258 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,560 Speaker 1: for many songs and like dream about my friends, like I 259 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:36,200 Speaker 1: was so gay for my girlfriends. I was literally gay, 260 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,960 Speaker 1: Like I'm not even saying gay as in like I 261 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 1: was literally probably romantically in love with my girlfriends in 262 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: high school because I didn't have anwhere else to put 263 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: that kind of energy, because I didn't have soil. 264 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 4: It's actually very common for teenage girls to be with 265 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 4: their gaggle of girlfriends. Like you always find teenage girls 266 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,080 Speaker 4: in the bathroom with all their friends just talking, gossiping. 267 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,560 Speaker 4: That's a very normal, hormonal thing that happens to teenage girls. 268 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: Loved, loved, loved my friends so much, and I just 269 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:09,680 Speaker 1: remember fantasizing about like like listening to Matt Twoswnian literally 270 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: like daydreaming about hanging out with them while I was 271 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,719 Speaker 1: in France for like four days until I would see 272 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 1: them again, and I was like longing for them like 273 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,920 Speaker 1: I was out war because I had to go on 274 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 1: a fucking trip with my family and go tour cathedrals, 275 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 1: which by the way, I'm still bored by. Still that's 276 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: still a part of my my core belief is that 277 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,320 Speaker 1: I'm not interested in seeing things just because you're supposed 278 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 1: to see them, or because they're really old, or because 279 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:38,080 Speaker 1: that's what you do when you go there. I still 280 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:42,080 Speaker 1: don't believe in that, but yeah, I do realize. I 281 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,679 Speaker 1: was so lucky to have a dad that was like 282 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 1: so playful and like I was, you know, when you're 283 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 1: a kid. Someone had a great bit about it. I 284 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: was so jealous of this bit. But like when you're 285 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: a kid, all you want to do is you're like, 286 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,319 Speaker 1: I have to go in to eat. I don't want to. 287 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: We want to keep playing. Or I have to go 288 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: to sleep. No, and like, now that's all I want 289 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,760 Speaker 1: to do. I don't want to do anything except those 290 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: two things. And they used to be the fucking bane 291 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: of my existence. And I that's was that Joe. Yeah, 292 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: I think I've quoted it before, but it still stays 293 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,600 Speaker 1: with me. It's like, that is the truest thing I've 294 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. 295 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 3: And how ironic all we want to do is eat 296 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 3: and sleep. Now it's true. I think about that in 297 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,199 Speaker 3: the middle of a set, like when is my dinner? 298 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,720 Speaker 1: I can't wait to EAT's all I think about? Soup? 299 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,839 Speaker 1: I just want to, but it's not good if it's 300 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,000 Speaker 1: not hot. Are you eating tumglass soup? Not hot anya 301 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 1: because when we get out of food, there's no way 302 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 1: it's still hot. 303 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 3: That's true. Well if some places they'll like make it 304 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 3: like bionically hot, and then it's like and then. 305 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 1: You're eating the plastic that it was. Yeah, oh god, 306 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: I am like, if it's too hot, that's burning the plastic. 307 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 2: I pour the soup out and just eat the plastic. 308 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 3: I got a bad batch of summer rolls last weekend. 309 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,120 Speaker 3: I'm still mad about it though. 310 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: Most summer rolls are disgusting. They're mostly horrific and poorly made. 311 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,440 Speaker 1: And all they have in it is lettuce and like 312 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,000 Speaker 1: one other thing and like a bean sprout, and they 313 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,160 Speaker 1: were just like an abomination, or they were just made 314 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,439 Speaker 1: because summer us are so trendy that they always run out, 315 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,959 Speaker 1: so they have to make new ones. So when you 316 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,680 Speaker 1: get them, they're hot and they're supposed to be still, 317 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: they're supposed to be. 318 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 4: Hate when they're warm. 319 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 1: Discussing it's like biting into a lump dick. No olymptic olympic. 320 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 1: But I know, uh, sushi, it's my obsession right now. 321 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 1: Everyone knows it. I can't eat I can't go a 322 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: day without eating it. I hate warm sushi. And that's 323 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,720 Speaker 1: why I don't like to go to sushi restaurants because 324 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,600 Speaker 1: it's always comes out the rice is. 325 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 4: Like it's from someone's hand, so that they they. 326 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 3: Make the rice. Now, the way to have sushi, like 327 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,640 Speaker 3: really grade a five star sushi is like it's it's 328 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 3: room tamp warm. 329 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: I want my sushi dante. I know that's insane, but 330 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,640 Speaker 1: I it a little bit like with a bite to it. 331 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: I want a little crunchiness to the rice. But I 332 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: just found out if you if you make rice and 333 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: then freeze it or put it in a refrigerator, it 334 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 1: like cuts down the calories by like a third. No, yes, 335 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 1: it like process your body processes it much faster and 336 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,560 Speaker 1: metabolizes it faster. I'm not interested in that, but it does. 337 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 1: I knew there was something that I did. Like it's 338 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 1: in the fridge. It's just so much better when when 339 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 1: sushi's cold. So that's why I like grocery store sushi 340 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 1: the best of any sushi I've ever had, because it 341 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 1: it's cold, and any restaurant you go to, it's just 342 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 1: comes out it's a little bit warm. 343 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 2: I like the warm hands of a sushi chef. 344 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,880 Speaker 1: Not into it, but I would like. 345 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 2: To put restaurants on notice for a minute here in 346 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 2: regards to salads. I feel like, if you're not getting 347 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,040 Speaker 2: there's salad places like Sweet Green or whatever where you 348 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 2: make your own salad, and those are doing all right. 349 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,480 Speaker 2: But when you go to a restaurant you order a salad. 350 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 2: I feel like over the last few years, salad salads 351 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 2: have become like almost nothing, Like they don't put ingredients 352 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 2: in their salad. No, that's just let us yeah, I like, 353 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 2: when did that happen? Where you spend fifteen dollars on 354 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 2: a salad and it's like it's like there's a there's 355 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 2: a Mexican restaurant that's supposed to be like a fancy 356 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 2: healthy restaurant that five years ago you get like a 357 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 2: Caesar salad from them and it would be like romaine 358 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 2: lettuce and crutons and like anchovies and stuff, and now 359 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,360 Speaker 2: you get it and it's just iceberg lettuce chopped up. 360 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 2: I feel like this is a scourge across the nation 361 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 2: where restaurants have realized that we're not going to complain 362 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Speaker 2: about the salad. 363 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: Well, most people don't like salad, so they when people 364 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 1: order it, they feel really like self important, like okay, good, 365 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 1: like I'm doing the healthy thing, not self important, but 366 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 1: they're proud of themselves that like I'm doing the right thing. 367 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 1: I got this burger, but I'm gonna be a side slid. 368 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,720 Speaker 1: So Russian's really realizing, like most people aren't really eating 369 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,640 Speaker 1: the salad because what they want is the unhealthy thing, 370 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,320 Speaker 1: and they just kind of get it. And so we 371 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 1: can really cut down on our food costs if we 372 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,120 Speaker 1: just make the salad smaller because that's what they want. 373 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 1: Any They don't really want this thing anyway, they're just 374 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,320 Speaker 1: ordering it to be to seem healthy with the person 375 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 1: they're eating with. 376 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,120 Speaker 3: Right, we're here to say we're done with this restaurants. 377 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 1: That's my example of salad. Well, that's why anytime I'm 378 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: not even joking this is this has been going on 379 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,200 Speaker 1: for so long, and I'm such a person that loves 380 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 1: salad that if I order on your nose every weekend 381 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,359 Speaker 1: when we order, if I get a house salad from somewhere, 382 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:33,400 Speaker 1: how many house salads do I get? Minimum two, two 383 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,679 Speaker 1: to three every single time? Because I know it is 384 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: going to be a dinky asshole even if it's an 385 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 1: eight dollars salad and I'm talking eight dollars in like Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, 386 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: like eight dollars like a ship that's like a twenty 387 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,919 Speaker 1: dollars salad in LA I just want to know this 388 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,639 Speaker 1: has a dinner, not a side salad. If it's a 389 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: side salad, I'll get like four. But if it's like 390 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,879 Speaker 1: how salad, I'll get at least two and then a 391 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,880 Speaker 1: plus an rain time. 392 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,640 Speaker 3: There's one place that they're not advertising, so I don't 393 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,399 Speaker 3: need to say their name. They're a vegetarian sushi plays. 394 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 3: They make the best salad I've ever had in my life. 395 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 3: It's a kale caesar salad. It's all vegan. It tastes 396 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 3: like mushrooms. They had like, okay, the place we just 397 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 3: went in Florida, do you remember that place, it's vegan 398 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:20,880 Speaker 3: sus Planta. Yes, yeah, the best salad I think I've 399 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 3: ever had. 400 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 1: I had that too, is it's that is really good 401 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,920 Speaker 1: with the capers. 402 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 3: And its yes and it tasta. 403 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,040 Speaker 1: It's because I had it for Andrew's wedding. There was 404 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,959 Speaker 1: one in Miami, and then there was or and then 405 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,920 Speaker 1: there was also one in Fort Lauderdale. Is that where 406 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: we were where we got it? Yes? Again yeah, So 407 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: I had it two weekends in a row, and I 408 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: had it in Marina del Rey when we did the 409 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,119 Speaker 1: NFL thing last week. I got Planta and they have 410 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:49,200 Speaker 1: really good sushi. But the best vegan sushi that I've 411 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,879 Speaker 1: had was some grocery store in I think it was 412 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 1: the Fort Lauderdale grocery store Susy or maybe no, it's Hershey, Pennsylvania. 413 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 1: Wherever they got that sushi from. It was the best 414 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: vegetarian vegan sushi had ever had. And it was some 415 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 1: like I like just a Kroger or something. But we did. 416 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,960 Speaker 1: Uh we we gotta go to break. We're gonna talk 417 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,879 Speaker 1: about this past week when we get back because a 418 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 1: lot happened and it involved everyone. We'll be back up 419 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 1: to this. So last week, I don't know if everyone saw, 420 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:24,520 Speaker 1: but I did the Thursday night Football on Amazon Prime 421 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,919 Speaker 1: as I have been wont to do once before, but 422 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,840 Speaker 1: then we did it on Thursday night. It was such 423 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: a fun day. I really love doing that thing. I 424 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,920 Speaker 1: love writing with a room of really funny writers and 425 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: like just it's not just all intense, like oh no, 426 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:53,080 Speaker 1: like it is intense because there's decisions that need to 427 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,639 Speaker 1: be made. It feels like there's like the atmosphere of 428 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,120 Speaker 1: like an emergency room kind of thing, like we need 429 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,000 Speaker 1: that like a newsroom. Like it's very like we gotta 430 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,920 Speaker 1: get this to print. It's like there's that like kind 431 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,840 Speaker 1: of anxiety. But there's also like so many jokes being 432 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,479 Speaker 1: cracked that like aren't gonna make it on TV. Like 433 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 1: we are just constantly goofing around being so funny, riffing 434 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: on things. Like it's I just like hanging out with 435 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 1: a group of people that I've hand selected that are 436 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: the funniest people I know that are are all in 437 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: like a really good mood because we're doing this really 438 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 1: cool thing. We're at you know, a NFL or we're 439 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 1: at an NFL stadium. We're a part of this like 440 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:38,840 Speaker 1: huge NFL production. It feels important, it feels cool. Everyone 441 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 1: just feels excited to be there and it's just so fun. 442 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,719 Speaker 1: It's me. It was a huge writer's room this weekend, 443 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,120 Speaker 1: Like the first time we did it. We're in We're 444 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,480 Speaker 1: in New York, and so when it was only four 445 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 1: of us three three at me you Ian Me, You, Ian, 446 00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:01,399 Speaker 1: Sean and Chris, and then this time it was me 447 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,720 Speaker 1: you Ian me You Ian Sean, Chris Nicole. 448 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,440 Speaker 2: Bill, Bob, Michael. 449 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 1: Michael and maybe someone else that I'm for, Like I can't. 450 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 1: It was huge. It was a heavily schedules there. I 451 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: get hair and makeup done at ten thirty or no 452 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:28,679 Speaker 1: eleven thirty, leave at one two, get to the venue 453 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:35,160 Speaker 1: at three, and then from three to five fifteen when 454 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 1: the game starts, we are just writing and like talking 455 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,439 Speaker 1: about the script and sitting ground and like it's a 456 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,080 Speaker 1: little bit like less crazy. The night before we also. 457 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 4: Watch the other write like are you watching the game 458 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 4: on a TV or on the field not? 459 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: You know, we're back in a room in the stadium. 460 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,920 Speaker 2: You get buried in a dungeon, which is pretty close 461 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 2: to usually the player's locker rooms. 462 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we're real close. 463 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're in there in a windowless closet room. Yeah. 464 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 3: With and then it's you and when you're on the air, 465 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 3: how long is that. 466 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 1: When I do the thing? Yeah, I do like for 467 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:16,920 Speaker 1: four minutes, three to four minutes. Yeah, so that's chock 468 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,679 Speaker 1: full of jokes. Then have you not seen it? It's 469 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: it's like it's just me doing like a like kind 470 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,159 Speaker 1: of like a roast of you know what. 471 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,959 Speaker 4: It reminded me of what Actually, it reminds me of 472 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,119 Speaker 4: Talk Soup. 473 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,880 Speaker 1: Do you remember that show? Yeah, yeah, that's a really 474 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 1: good reference actually, in fact, yeah, I mean, honestly, that's 475 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:40,119 Speaker 1: kind of it's it's you know that it's done in 476 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: a way that's like I hope that I wanted to 477 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,119 Speaker 1: make something that a girl like me who doesn't know 478 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,879 Speaker 1: anything about sports would like her boyfriend would have this 479 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 1: on the background and it would be the first thing 480 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: that she looks up and goes like, oh, I can 481 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,280 Speaker 1: kind of understand some of this, Like some of it 482 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: is technical and I don't even know what I'm saying 483 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 1: because it's like, you know, it's stats or whatever, and 484 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 1: we're making jokes about stats. But then some of it 485 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,679 Speaker 1: is just like observations that anyone could make having no 486 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,880 Speaker 1: knowledge of the game, and it's just funny and fun 487 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 1: and like anyone can understand it. And that's really what 488 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,080 Speaker 1: I wanted it to be, and it's what it it's 489 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,880 Speaker 1: turned out to be. And I've learned a lot about 490 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: football through it, which is also a thing I wanted 491 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: it to be. 492 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,640 Speaker 4: Was like, you know, yeah, it's like, honestly, I don't 493 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 4: watch the game. I know nothing about football, even though 494 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 4: we talk about on this show, it's like nothing is absorbing. 495 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,800 Speaker 4: But no, when I watch you is just so fun 496 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,200 Speaker 4: to just watch you roast everything. And on the last 497 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,280 Speaker 4: show we were talking about nuances and like in the 498 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 4: creative process and stuff, like one of my favorite things 499 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,200 Speaker 4: in your delivery is when your voice like you're you're 500 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,520 Speaker 4: kind of holding back a laugh and you're talking through 501 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,120 Speaker 4: the laugh and your your your voice changes a little 502 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:45,600 Speaker 4: bit is. 503 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the best. Thank you. I 504 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,040 Speaker 1: think I know what joke you're talking about when I 505 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 1: did that on this time of like yeah, where I'm 506 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: just like excited to say something like do you ever 507 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 1: like oh like and then it sounds like I'm presenting 508 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,720 Speaker 1: it like the conversationally you're and your pitch just gets 509 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,359 Speaker 1: a little bit higher. Yeah, I don't know, it's your favorite. 510 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,440 Speaker 1: It's like, watch me do that the whole time next 511 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:11,960 Speaker 1: time and then it's not speciale but yeah, so it's 512 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,840 Speaker 1: and then but then I have a depression right after 513 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,720 Speaker 1: it because it's just like nothing will ever be the 514 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,720 Speaker 1: way the Tom Brady roast was in terms of like 515 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,640 Speaker 1: the risk, like the the amount of like holy shit, 516 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,879 Speaker 1: that was insane that you just like I will never 517 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 1: get that responsible anything I do the rest of my life, 518 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 1: Like I'm almost certain of it, and I shouldn't. 519 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,480 Speaker 2: Like that was just well, there'll be a lot of 520 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 2: There's not as many even though it's a football game. 521 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 2: There's not as many eyes on the Thursday night football 522 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,520 Speaker 2: post game as there were on the roast obviously, so 523 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 2: you just you're just automatically not going to get any 524 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,120 Speaker 2: amount of feedback at all that would even good or bad. 525 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,719 Speaker 1: That would be comparable to the road, right right, I 526 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,959 Speaker 1: just I mean like even in the immediacy after it, 527 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 1: it just is like it just there. It's not like 528 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,240 Speaker 1: no one's like, whoa, the stakes are so high, Like 529 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:04,440 Speaker 1: it just isn't It's like they're not one's going to care, 530 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,360 Speaker 1: No one notices. Yeah, it goes away. It's just such 531 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 1: a thing that only exists in that moment kind of 532 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,640 Speaker 1: thing which is really freeing and fun, but it's over 533 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 1: so fast. 534 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 2: This week I did feel pretty similar to the roast 535 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 2: after No. 536 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: I Know you did? I was I was like kind 537 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 1: of bombed after it because I fucked up the delivery 538 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:28,199 Speaker 1: on I would say thirty percent of the jokes, like 539 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,160 Speaker 1: I I just really didn't like how I said the joke, 540 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,439 Speaker 1: Like I just my timing was not right and I 541 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,119 Speaker 1: just didn't emphasize the right word. And I just like I, 542 00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 1: you know, it was just a joke that we had 543 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,040 Speaker 1: just written, so it's like I can't be expected to 544 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 1: do it perfectly. But I was just like, man, I 545 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 1: let down whoever wrote that joke. I let doubt, Like 546 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 1: I know, if I was a writer and I wrote 547 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,119 Speaker 1: that joke, I'd be like, fuck, she fucked it, Like 548 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,119 Speaker 1: that was such a good joke and she fumbled it. 549 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: Like I just I felt like disappointed in myself for 550 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,480 Speaker 1: a couple things. So I was kind of like, even 551 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,679 Speaker 1: though it was overall a very successful showing, I was 552 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 1: focusing on the things I could have done better and 553 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 1: I couldn't stop thinking about them. And I was kind 554 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,159 Speaker 1: of just like, I just want to go home. I 555 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,080 Speaker 1: just want to be alone and I don't want I 556 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,879 Speaker 1: don't want to run into any more people that like 557 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,440 Speaker 1: might not say exactly what I want to hear, which 558 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,160 Speaker 1: is that was amazing, which no one was saying because 559 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: they have other fish to fry, Like there's a you 560 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: know that the show isn't about me it's like I'm 561 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,920 Speaker 1: like a just a thing tacked on at the end 562 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: as it should be. So it's just like I just 563 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,200 Speaker 1: want to be claw machined out of there. I don't 564 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 1: like you want to take a shuttle home with all 565 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 1: the writers and a lot of the producers on the 566 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:40,200 Speaker 1: show time and sometimes see one of the hosts. It's 567 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 1: just like I just don't want to be around anyone 568 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,439 Speaker 1: after it, Like I if it's not an A A 569 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,440 Speaker 1: plus plus plus plus plus, I just want to disappear 570 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: and and be alone. And you can't really do that 571 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,119 Speaker 1: after that. But but then it was good to be 572 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:58,399 Speaker 1: around you, Brian, because you are usually very harsh on 573 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,199 Speaker 1: yourself and and hard on and want everything to be perfect, 574 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: and you were just in like such a good mood that. 575 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,639 Speaker 2: I was very happy. I was floating. I was every 576 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,800 Speaker 2: step was I felt like I was bounced on with mood. 577 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,359 Speaker 1: Everyone was like, what's going on with Brian. We're like, 578 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:19,080 Speaker 1: I think this is happy, it's giving happy, Brian. Well 579 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 1: I was. 580 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,399 Speaker 2: You know, I've I've been down lately, and I also 581 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 2: had kind of lower expectations this time around, so because 582 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,720 Speaker 2: you know, last time obviously we had this screaming Drunken Hordes. 583 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,480 Speaker 2: This time, it went as well as we could have 584 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,960 Speaker 2: hoped in terms of production, and because we know the 585 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,240 Speaker 2: script was good, we know that you're going to be good. 586 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 2: It was really up to like, are the uncontrollable aspects 587 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,320 Speaker 2: of this going to meet our expectations? And I felt 588 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,560 Speaker 2: like it did. Yeah, and so everything just came together 589 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,639 Speaker 2: in my mind and it was it was great. I 590 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 2: think that's why I was like looking at this or 591 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,639 Speaker 2: like this should be on every week, this should be 592 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,200 Speaker 2: every single game, which so. 593 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,920 Speaker 1: I would do it every It's so fun and I 594 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 1: love I just love working really hard for a short 595 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 1: amount of time. I hate a long build up to something. 596 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,959 Speaker 1: Everyone's like the Golden Globes, isn't this great? Thieves all 597 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 1: this time? And I was like, no, Honestly, I would 598 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: love to be told two weeks before them doing the 599 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,440 Speaker 1: Golden Globes. I would be fine with that. I literally would. 600 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,040 Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to be like, you know, I'm 601 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,240 Speaker 1: not throwing any under the bus that had maybe complained 602 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,880 Speaker 1: about not having enough time for me. That's just how 603 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:35,680 Speaker 1: I work best, Like, I'm just saying that is how 604 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,879 Speaker 1: that is. The I don't like I don't like a 605 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 1: lot of time at all. I love that we are like, 606 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,360 Speaker 1: we don't have time to write a new joke. It's 607 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,880 Speaker 1: gonna be this one or this one, Nikki, And I'm like, 608 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,040 Speaker 1: oh that one. Like I like that. I think it's 609 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 1: the pressure is that's the only way I get anything 610 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 1: in my life done is last minute. It's it's just 611 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,920 Speaker 1: the way that I'm built, and I really wish I wasn't. 612 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,840 Speaker 1: Do you guys feel that way? I mean, I feel 613 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: like a lot of people do relate to what I'm saying, 614 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,239 Speaker 1: But I think some people do like a lot of 615 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: time and like to like consider it and take like 616 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: you're a slower person on you you like to like 617 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,960 Speaker 1: move it a slower clip, Like do you do well 618 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,360 Speaker 1: under those circumstances. 619 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 3: I need a deadline for something to get done too. 620 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. 621 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 3: I like the pressure of it. And I really love 622 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 3: working with a group. If I couldn't write for like 623 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,600 Speaker 3: a couple of years when I was writing alone, and 624 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,600 Speaker 3: then I rejoined my songwriting group, which is just like 625 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 3: ten of us over email where we get a prompt 626 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 3: every week, and then I just started like cranking out 627 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,920 Speaker 3: songs because I'd be like, I don't want to disappoint them. Yeah, 628 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 3: and i'd get you get called out if you don't 629 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,520 Speaker 3: turn into song and then you get kicked out. So 630 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 3: I did not want my pride to get bruised. So 631 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:37,800 Speaker 3: that's okay. 632 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,040 Speaker 1: Any of the songs on your album like are from 633 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: that songwriting. 634 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,760 Speaker 3: Group, I think all of it. I think all ten 635 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 3: are from don't. 636 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 1: Really like seventy Did you really write seventy? 637 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 3: So I wrote like seventy songs. 638 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: Probably would you. 639 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 2: Give them like a special thanks to. 640 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 3: The Oh, I definitely did to the leader of the group, 641 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Speaker 3: Bob Schneider, who's an amazing songwriter in Austin, Texas. I 642 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,560 Speaker 3: mean he came up with the girl shit, he came 643 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:05,080 Speaker 3: up with waiting or yeah, I came up with sugar, 644 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 3: you are good, you are the letters you are good. 645 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,760 Speaker 3: I think I came up with beautiful and stoned. Yeah, 646 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 3: but they're all from the group. 647 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 1: I believe that's insane that without the group that would 648 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,280 Speaker 1: not you would never written all those songs. Yeah, that 649 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: those that was and that is the truth for everything 650 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 1: in my life, Like, I would not create anything if 651 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 1: there wasn't people expecting things from me. I don't even 652 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: know how I got started in comedy. I think back 653 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,520 Speaker 1: to like the early days, when no one expected anything 654 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: of me. What was the reason for me to do anything? 655 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 4: Like? 656 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 1: I don't. I signed up for a comedy thing, and 657 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,880 Speaker 1: I guess there was a deadline and I told my 658 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,680 Speaker 1: friends about it, so I guess there was some expectation. 659 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: But without that built in, I would fucking get nothing done. 660 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,240 Speaker 1: Most of my jokes are written as I'm backstage about 661 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 1: to walk on to stage. That is when all of 662 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: my creativity starts like kind of coming out of me, 663 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,440 Speaker 1: and I come up with stuff. So like on the 664 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 1: on the drive to the why why can't consistent? 665 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 2: Process, I think like your brain just starts clicking on 666 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 2: when you're when you have to go on stage, and 667 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 2: you do wind up writing more jokes. But for me 668 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 2: it's the exact opposite. I when when it comes to 669 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 2: like writing a script or something like that, I do 670 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 2: that the best when no one is expecting it from 671 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 2: it because I like to be like, surprise, I got 672 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 2: this script. 673 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:32,280 Speaker 1: You expectedness, Boom here it is, Oh WHOA, Okay, that's good. 674 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 2: I like to I like to be locked away in 675 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,200 Speaker 2: a closet for a month and then I come out 676 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,000 Speaker 2: with a script and then no one was like what 677 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 2: were you doing in there? And it's like I have 678 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,600 Speaker 2: a script now, and they're like, who are you? You're 679 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,280 Speaker 2: not't repped here? 680 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,760 Speaker 3: Is that like family stuff? That seems like how somebody 681 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 3: would have to get attention in their family, or like 682 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,720 Speaker 3: where's Brian? Has anyone seen Brian closet? 683 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,080 Speaker 2: Yeah? 684 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,040 Speaker 1: Well, I think it's similar to like I can't do 685 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,000 Speaker 1: I don't like yoguts too slow, it's not doing anything 686 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,440 Speaker 1: for me. It's like it's like I need, I want 687 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 1: something to be feel like I'm going to die and 688 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,920 Speaker 1: then and I want the countdown clock. Like I've walked 689 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,680 Speaker 1: out of classes because the clock wasn't working. The one 690 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 1: day I showed up at Plank class in the clock, 691 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,880 Speaker 1: They're like, it's not working you guys, And I go, well, 692 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 1: I'm not going to be here because I need to 693 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:22,120 Speaker 1: know because yeah, yeah, it's not like I need. I 694 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,160 Speaker 1: am looking at that clock constantly being like okay, I 695 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,440 Speaker 1: got okay, I can do this. Twenty five more minutes. 696 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,080 Speaker 1: That's nothing. That's like meditating plus five minutes, like or 697 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,560 Speaker 1: when I used to meditate, it was twenty minutes, and 698 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,800 Speaker 1: I always like think about that like I need I 699 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,120 Speaker 1: need to know when something is going to be over. 700 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 1: I need to know when the pain is going to 701 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 1: be over. But until then I can be an excruciating 702 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,880 Speaker 1: amount of pain. And for me, writing is excruciatingly painful. 703 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,520 Speaker 1: I honestly don't think that there is anything I would 704 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: want to do less than write, and that it sounds 705 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 1: so crazy, but I would rather get a root canal. 706 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 1: By far its wa came out easy, truly. I'm trying 707 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,160 Speaker 1: to think of like, either do. 708 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,160 Speaker 3: You like being with the group like you like and 709 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 3: maybe that's how you thrive, like. 710 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,520 Speaker 1: Writing vans Maybe no writing with a group, that's fine 711 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:13,280 Speaker 1: because then the writing alone, Yeah, writing alone nothing nothing. 712 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,120 Speaker 1: I can't think of anything more painful to me. I'm 713 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 1: trying to figure out. I was talking on girls Chat 714 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: last night. I'm just I don't know how to make 715 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,600 Speaker 1: to do it anymore, Like I don't know, I'm so 716 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 1: scared of doing it and I don't And I'm in 717 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 1: this book I'm reading called The Mountain Is You. It's 718 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 1: talking about all these blocks we have and like, you know, 719 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,800 Speaker 1: what are you? What is the thing you're avoiding? Like 720 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,440 Speaker 1: the if you're scared of? If you are scared of 721 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,160 Speaker 1: being like on a dying a plane crash, You're scared 722 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 1: of losing control, and you seek control in your life. 723 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: Like that's usually what it's about, is like you want control. 724 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: It's not about you're scared to die in a plane crash. 725 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,120 Speaker 1: You just like feel you don't like feeling out of control. 726 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 1: And so what is the fear? When I write, like 727 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 1: why why would I rather be watching an air show? 728 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,600 Speaker 1: Which one of my biggest fears. I would rather watch 729 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,520 Speaker 1: an air shows than sit down and have to think 730 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,520 Speaker 1: about my stand up set and write like what is that? 731 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,120 Speaker 1: What is the fear? And I guess the fear is 732 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,200 Speaker 1: not being as good as I think I might be 733 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 1: and then having to live in that and sit in 734 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,920 Speaker 1: the chance that I'm not as talented as I think 735 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,279 Speaker 1: I am. 736 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 2: Well, also, because when you write, it's always shitty at first, 737 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 2: and you think, like you think back to the last 738 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 2: thing you wrote and you were like, but that was amazing. 739 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 2: Why is this thing I'm writing shitty? 740 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 1: Yes? 741 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 2: And it's because, well, you have to write it and 742 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,680 Speaker 2: then rewrite it a million times to get to the 743 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,799 Speaker 2: good thing. It didn't just cut like rarely. Sometimes I 744 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,360 Speaker 2: guess it just comes out perfect. But most of the 745 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 2: time you write something on it, you write something on 746 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,080 Speaker 2: the screen or a piece of paper, and it's like, 747 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,439 Speaker 2: this is fucking terrible, and that's why. And that's hard 748 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,000 Speaker 2: to get through. 749 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, because when I start practicing, I'm like, this sounds awful. 750 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,400 Speaker 3: I don't want to listen to this. No, But by 751 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,919 Speaker 3: the third or fourth time through, it's going to sound better. 752 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,640 Speaker 3: So I just try to focus on think about how 753 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,840 Speaker 3: amazing you're gonna feel walking on stage totally prepared, and 754 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,360 Speaker 3: then that'll motivate me to perhaps that's. 755 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:10,319 Speaker 1: Interesting to think about the future you after having put 756 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,839 Speaker 1: in this work. I just there's I if anyone out 757 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,760 Speaker 1: there listening has any advice on getting through a huge 758 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,160 Speaker 1: block that, like, I'm not kidding you, like I was 759 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,239 Speaker 1: relating it this and I feel like this is the 760 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,560 Speaker 1: perfect analogy for me. Is like when I was anorexic, 761 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 1: I could not eat and I don't know why. I 762 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,600 Speaker 1: can't describe it. If you've ever had been anarexic, you 763 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,799 Speaker 1: know what I mean, or like bliemic, and people are like, 764 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,919 Speaker 1: just stop throwing up, just start eating, Like it seems 765 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 1: like the simplest thing. You've did it before you like 766 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to people why you can't eat. 767 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 1: I just couldn't eat. And that is literally how I 768 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,919 Speaker 1: feel about writing right now. I and I and I 769 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,399 Speaker 1: am looking at my life. I'm like, this is why 770 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 1: I'm so busy. I just don't want to have any 771 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,480 Speaker 1: room where I could write. And I was talking to 772 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,239 Speaker 1: my therapists last week about how I really don't do 773 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,919 Speaker 1: well when I don't have something to do at all 774 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,080 Speaker 1: hours of the day, and she said, why, what is 775 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,960 Speaker 1: the root of this, Like what are you scared of 776 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:11,160 Speaker 1: if you're not you know, smoking pot, playing guitar, masturbating, running, 777 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,239 Speaker 1: doing a plant class, going walking your dog, Like these 778 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,200 Speaker 1: are all the things I do when I don't have 779 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,880 Speaker 1: actual work right, Like I never just like sit and 780 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,399 Speaker 1: watch TV without food going down my face, Like I'm 781 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,080 Speaker 1: always like doing something, consuming something. And I was like, 782 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,920 Speaker 1: it's because I feel guilty I'm not writing. So if 783 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,560 Speaker 1: I just keep my life busy enough, I never I 784 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,960 Speaker 1: never have to write. So anyone has any advice on 785 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,480 Speaker 1: how I can start writing and get past this, I 786 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,439 Speaker 1: will take it like I am like, literally I don't 787 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,080 Speaker 1: know what to do. And this has been going on 788 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,000 Speaker 1: for me, like my whole life, like I do write 789 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 1: like I don't want people to think if you come 790 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,960 Speaker 1: see me on stage, like you're gonna see old shit 791 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,839 Speaker 1: or whatever, like the well I write, Yeah, I write 792 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,239 Speaker 1: on stage. I write on the car ride over when 793 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I just need a new joke, and 794 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,279 Speaker 1: then I'll be like I'll intensely be in my phone 795 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: for a second and I'll just write something in like 796 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,920 Speaker 1: a couple of minutes if it's all takes. Like, people go, Nikki, 797 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,920 Speaker 1: how did you come up with that on stage? That 798 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,799 Speaker 1: was so quick? And I'm like, well, if I came 799 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,799 Speaker 1: up with it on a Starbucks on my laptop, it's 800 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,239 Speaker 1: the same quickness. It comes out either way, you know, 801 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:13,879 Speaker 1: like a joke. 802 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,959 Speaker 4: Why are you questioning your your process? Like why something 803 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:17,840 Speaker 4: if it's not broken? 804 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,279 Speaker 1: I well, because I'm not writing at the clip I 805 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,760 Speaker 1: want to like I would like to, and and when 806 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,280 Speaker 1: when I do write, noah, Like it's always under pressure 807 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: and I don't ever leave enough time for myself. It's 808 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,000 Speaker 1: always like, oh, man, if I had a couple more minutes, 809 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,680 Speaker 1: this would even be tighter. So if I started that 810 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,080 Speaker 1: kind of writing that I do on the way over 811 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,880 Speaker 1: to the venue or literally as I'm walking to stage. 812 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,239 Speaker 1: The joke would be so much better if I just 813 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,520 Speaker 1: had five more minutes to add to it, and I 814 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,640 Speaker 1: could give myself that time out a Starbucks. But I 815 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,919 Speaker 1: just for some reason, that's not gonna help anyway. I'm 816 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,080 Speaker 1: literally paralyzed. 817 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,799 Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna help you if you give yourself five 818 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,479 Speaker 2: more minutes to try to perfect the joke. 819 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,959 Speaker 1: Oh it totally would it? Totally would I you're wrong, 820 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,000 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. 821 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:03,080 Speaker 4: I get I got it wrong. I suggestrong. Okay, oh 822 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,919 Speaker 4: that's good, Okay, hold on. My My suggestion is talk 823 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,520 Speaker 4: to your tour manager, Matt Pond to give you the 824 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,960 Speaker 4: wrong set times so that you have an extra five minutes. 825 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,880 Speaker 3: That doesn't work because she's so good at time management. 826 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 3: She'll show up twenty seconds before she needs to be 827 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,279 Speaker 3: somewhere because she knows she's just not late. But if 828 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,480 Speaker 3: you tell it, you know what I mean, like, she'll 829 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:27,200 Speaker 3: figure something else out. I think it's true. You are 830 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,879 Speaker 3: successful because you've gotten here. This is your process. Why 831 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,520 Speaker 3: question it? Do you really need to increase the clip 832 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,680 Speaker 3: of your writing? Is that true? 833 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,839 Speaker 1: I would like to I would I would like to 834 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,279 Speaker 1: be like I look at the comedians like that I 835 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,120 Speaker 1: want to level up to and it's going to take 836 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,719 Speaker 1: a lot more effort than I have been putting in, 837 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,040 Speaker 1: like I am I you know, or like you know, 838 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,640 Speaker 1: it's just going to take a different kind of effort 839 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,160 Speaker 1: to be like, let's say I want to do a 840 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,360 Speaker 1: clean special like that is going to take a different 841 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,520 Speaker 1: part of my brain that I need to like spend 842 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,719 Speaker 1: time nurturing and getting to know that I am not 843 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,440 Speaker 1: leaving room for that person to emerge when I am 844 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,319 Speaker 1: just writing on a treadmill because I have three more 845 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,200 Speaker 1: minutes of the walk and then I start getting ready 846 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,000 Speaker 1: for the show, and I do want a local reference 847 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,480 Speaker 1: for this Tampa show, So let me just write a 848 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,440 Speaker 1: Tampa joke really quick in three minutes, because that's all 849 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,120 Speaker 1: I've allowed myself. 850 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,319 Speaker 3: Is there something wrong with that? 851 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, the joke doesn't come out as good because I 852 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,840 Speaker 1: don't leave myself as enough time. And then I have 853 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 1: to start getting ready and then I have to walk 854 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,520 Speaker 1: on stage and I like, for instance, the show that 855 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,120 Speaker 1: I alluded to on last episode, that was one of 856 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:34,520 Speaker 1: the worst experiences of my life. It I wrote so 857 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,279 Speaker 1: many jokes because I knew it was gonna be bad 858 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,799 Speaker 1: because of like I saw the setup for it. I 859 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,000 Speaker 1: saw like I found out a lot of details about 860 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,360 Speaker 1: the show that I was like, Oh, this has potential 861 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,160 Speaker 1: to go really bad. So I built in all of 862 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,640 Speaker 1: these jokes. I wrote a ton of jokes that were 863 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,560 Speaker 1: out for these moments to like. And I was so 864 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,279 Speaker 1: proud of the jokes, like I love I loved them all. 865 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,879 Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I hope this set goes bad 866 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,640 Speaker 1: because this stuff is so funny to say about it. 867 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,680 Speaker 1: And then I get out there and because I didn't 868 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,200 Speaker 1: write those jokes with enough time to memorize them and 869 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 1: practice them and get them an order in my head, 870 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,360 Speaker 1: they were not there for me when I started panic, 871 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,560 Speaker 1: when I started not doing well, Like when you let's 872 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,719 Speaker 1: like you can tell yourself a million times when you're 873 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,200 Speaker 1: driving down the highway, if I hit a patch of 874 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,680 Speaker 1: black ice, turn into it. I'm gonna want to turn 875 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,960 Speaker 1: out of it, but it's the better to turn into it. 876 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,040 Speaker 1: Or when you go out to the. 877 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,600 Speaker 2: Sea and you get any when you hate black guys, 878 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,759 Speaker 2: you're supposed to glide or. 879 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,799 Speaker 1: Whatever it is, like it's there's some kind of rule 880 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,600 Speaker 1: that when you start skitting out, Yeah, well when you're 881 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 1: driving off snow. Have you guys heard of that? Like 882 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,520 Speaker 1: you're supposed to drive, you're supposed to steer into it, 883 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,600 Speaker 1: which is the opposite that your body wants to do. 884 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,919 Speaker 3: I always heard you're supposed. 885 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: To let go. Okay, let me give another example. When 886 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,040 Speaker 1: you are caught in a riptide, you are supposed to 887 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,440 Speaker 1: swim parallel. You're not supposed to swim against it. Right, 888 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,919 Speaker 1: You're gonna drown. Right, So we all know that it's 889 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,200 Speaker 1: been drilled in, like I thought about a million times. 890 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,600 Speaker 1: But you that all go out the fucking window when 891 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,719 Speaker 1: you have a fight or flight response, like you don't 892 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,799 Speaker 1: you unless those things are ingrained in you and you've 893 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,040 Speaker 1: practiced them with your body over and over and memorize them, 894 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,359 Speaker 1: you're not gonna have them. You can have your notes 895 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,040 Speaker 1: in front of you. I have all these jokes written 896 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,560 Speaker 1: in front of me to get out, but I when 897 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,680 Speaker 1: I start doing poorly, I don't go to those jokes. 898 00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:19,880 Speaker 1: Do you know what I go to? I go to 899 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,919 Speaker 1: a joke I wrote ten years ago that I don't 900 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,839 Speaker 1: even remember the ending to. That's what That's the life 901 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,239 Speaker 1: vest that I throw myself over the you know from 902 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,240 Speaker 1: the carnival cruise, I just throw myself like a beach 903 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 1: towel instead of like an inflatable thing that I blew 904 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,600 Speaker 1: up like and now I'm just like holding onto this 905 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,359 Speaker 1: wet towel, sinking even further and I don't even know 906 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,399 Speaker 1: how to get back to the boat at I've left 907 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,440 Speaker 1: myself nothing, and it's And if I would have memorized 908 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,960 Speaker 1: those jokes, if I would have just written those jokes 909 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,840 Speaker 1: an hour prior as opposed to when I did, I 910 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,120 Speaker 1: would have had a chance to memorize them more and 911 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,600 Speaker 1: then they would have been there for me. So that's 912 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,600 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, that's why I know that that 913 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,719 Speaker 1: won't happen again, is because I'm going to now leave 914 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,640 Speaker 1: myself two hours to prepare before a show like that 915 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,120 Speaker 1: instead of one. 916 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,560 Speaker 3: Okay, realistically, how much time would you say you need 917 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,319 Speaker 3: before every show to take your jokes from where they're 918 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,319 Speaker 3: at to the level you'd like them to be at? 919 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,880 Speaker 3: Realistic amount of time. 920 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 1: Like focused looking over my set and like writing like 921 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,480 Speaker 1: an hour, But I that sounds a long time. Fucking 922 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,000 Speaker 1: hell yeah, Like I mean, but that's what most That's 923 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,279 Speaker 1: what the best comedians do. 924 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,479 Speaker 3: Knowing Nikki Glazer as well as you know her, how 925 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:34,000 Speaker 3: would you even like get that hour into her life? 926 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,640 Speaker 1: I would tell that wouldn't be hard, Like I would say, 927 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,920 Speaker 1: instead of singing Taylor Swift songs before a show, you 928 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,600 Speaker 1: don't get to do that. 929 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,080 Speaker 2: Well, you're not happy that you. 930 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,240 Speaker 1: Have show two hours earlier, then you have to showup 931 00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:48,520 Speaker 1: an hour earlier. So you can get your tails with 932 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,279 Speaker 1: songs and you can do your thing, but then you 933 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,320 Speaker 1: don't get to sleep, and so now you're going to 934 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,400 Speaker 1: be a little bit sleepless. 935 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,200 Speaker 2: Why aren't you doing this at the hotel room? The writing? 936 00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,719 Speaker 1: Because I can't do that. What I don't even know 937 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,400 Speaker 1: what that looks like? 938 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,319 Speaker 2: That's what I would do. 939 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,359 Speaker 3: Oh where do you need to write? 940 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,480 Speaker 2: Well? 941 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,120 Speaker 3: Works best? 942 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:06,480 Speaker 4: Right? 943 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,560 Speaker 1: I need to be like about to go on and 944 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,960 Speaker 1: like I guess, backstage in a room by myself. But 945 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,440 Speaker 1: I don't want that because then my friends are in 946 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,239 Speaker 1: the next room. And if I'm at a hotel, I 947 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,799 Speaker 1: mean we get to a hotel usually around one or two. 948 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,360 Speaker 1: I want to get in a workout, I want to 949 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,279 Speaker 1: get in an app. There's just no room for it. 950 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,920 Speaker 3: Okay, so this totally makes sense why you're having a 951 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,000 Speaker 3: problem it's just not realistic for your life or your 952 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,360 Speaker 3: personality to do sixty minutes of focus to work alone 953 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,560 Speaker 3: before a show, like checking all these boxes you need checked. 954 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,799 Speaker 1: It has to be why I keep my life like 955 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,400 Speaker 1: this so I don't have to do it and that. 956 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,359 Speaker 3: But your life would be kind of miserable with you. 957 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,880 Speaker 3: I think you need a certain amount. 958 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,759 Speaker 1: Notion is just nikky. Ten minutes. Yes, ten doesn't have 959 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,600 Speaker 1: to be an hour. Let's make it ten minutes and 960 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:50,360 Speaker 1: see what happens. 961 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,879 Speaker 3: Do you do less? Also, the other thing, yeah, that's 962 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,799 Speaker 3: important for successful people is pain. Like you have to 963 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 3: be in sufficient pain to make a change in your 964 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,480 Speaker 3: life at least, like you know that. 965 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm in deep pain right now, Like I'm 966 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,160 Speaker 1: reaching a Like I was reading the Mountain as you 967 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,680 Speaker 1: and they were like the only way that you're going 968 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,920 Speaker 1: to change your life and take it to the next 969 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,560 Speaker 1: level of like like the person you want to be, 970 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,520 Speaker 1: you're you're not comfortable with who you are is like 971 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 1: you have to hit a bottom, and your bottom might 972 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 1: not be like a bottom bottom. It might be like 973 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,520 Speaker 1: just this right above a bottom, Like knowing that you 974 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,400 Speaker 1: don't want to hit a bottom might be your bottom 975 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,720 Speaker 1: and I'm like at that thing where I'm like, Okay, 976 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,440 Speaker 1: I need intervention. And I've been in this place before 977 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,680 Speaker 1: and I've done nothing about it, Like this is just 978 00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,080 Speaker 1: a common thing for me to always reach this place 979 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,799 Speaker 1: and go it needs to start today, Like even the 980 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 1: book was talking about like people who are like I 981 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,880 Speaker 1: need to lose weight, like I'm going on a diet tomorrow, 982 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,520 Speaker 1: and they do it and then they just find themselves 983 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,400 Speaker 1: at the drive through again and again. Like that's me. 984 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,480 Speaker 1: I just will not do the thing I know I 985 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: need to do. And that's why I'm begging for anyone 986 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,920 Speaker 1: if you know of like any other method to start 987 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,200 Speaker 1: doing the thing that you absolutely know that you won't do. Oh, 988 00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,080 Speaker 1: I have a method because this has happened to me. 989 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:09,279 Speaker 1: Really share it. After the break we're back. What is 990 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,439 Speaker 1: it it's happened to you, Brian. 991 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,040 Speaker 2: Now that everyone's anticipating this method, I just while I 992 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,279 Speaker 2: have everyone's attention, I just want to say, if you 993 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,799 Speaker 2: encounter black ice, what you're supposed to do is just 994 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,640 Speaker 2: allow the steering wheel to take you wherever it's going. Okay, 995 00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,360 Speaker 2: do not touch the brakes. That's the worst thing you 996 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:25,640 Speaker 2: can do. 997 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,399 Speaker 1: It's the thing okay, yes, but that is like not intuitive, right, 998 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,200 Speaker 1: Like no, you. 999 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,080 Speaker 2: Want to stop and like spin against it. 1000 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,759 Speaker 1: And start to bomb on a set, and you have 1001 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,120 Speaker 1: all these outs that you've made for yourself to like 1002 00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,360 Speaker 1: get out of it, and then you have none of 1003 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,440 Speaker 1: those tools when you start because your your faculties are 1004 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,680 Speaker 1: gone and you're panicking. You can't think logically. 1005 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,840 Speaker 2: When that happens. I mean, God, that has happened a 1006 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,960 Speaker 2: lot to me lately. 1007 00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,279 Speaker 1: Like it's like when people are say, carry mace with you, 1008 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna know to like get my 1009 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,040 Speaker 1: mace out when I'm being violently attacked, Like I'm not 1010 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,960 Speaker 1: gonna think to do. That's why I gotta get the 1011 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,800 Speaker 1: fucking flash light. Noah, Okay, So what's the method, Brian. 1012 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:03,400 Speaker 3: I'm interesting. 1013 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,920 Speaker 2: Our good friend Bill Dixon is helping me with this 1014 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:10,400 Speaker 2: right now. Unrelated to writing, and this also helped Anya. 1015 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,120 Speaker 2: You need a buddy system, yes, where you go where 1016 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,160 Speaker 2: you say, hey, God, you write for ten minutes, I'll 1017 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,040 Speaker 2: write for ten minutes, and you're accountable to this one 1018 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,239 Speaker 2: individual person and you both are benefiting from it. So 1019 00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,640 Speaker 2: it's not like they're doing you a favor. 1020 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,280 Speaker 3: Yes, Nikki, you helped me with this too. When I 1021 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,720 Speaker 3: was feeling insecure about my voice, you were taking voice lessons. 1022 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,480 Speaker 3: Then I started taking voice lessons, thinking maybe that could 1023 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 3: help me. Now before shows, it is non negotiable that 1024 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,400 Speaker 3: I do my vocal warm ups. I have to do 1025 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,440 Speaker 3: that every day before a show, whether it's at the 1026 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,040 Speaker 3: hotel room or whatever. I tell myself non negotiable. I'm 1027 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,640 Speaker 3: doing that and it helps so much. 1028 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,040 Speaker 1: So you could do that with You could be. 1029 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,840 Speaker 3: Like, all right, now we do our non negotiable ten minutes. 1030 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,680 Speaker 3: I can go do my vocal warm ups. You can 1031 00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:58,560 Speaker 3: go do your thing. 1032 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea. I like that. 1033 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, even though it's different things, you guys 1034 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,880 Speaker 2: can still hold each other accountable to those non negotiations. 1035 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,640 Speaker 4: But at the same time hold on where Yeah, where 1036 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:13,680 Speaker 4: would Nikki's starting point be? And I actually, during our 1037 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,000 Speaker 4: very short break, I was thinking, you picked up on 1038 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,720 Speaker 4: the game of football in you know, maybe a couple 1039 00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,560 Speaker 4: of months, and now you actually have knowledge of football 1040 00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,200 Speaker 4: more than you did like three months ago. You're in 1041 00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,440 Speaker 4: these writing teams, in these writing groups, it's fun. You 1042 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,279 Speaker 4: get to you get to hang out. You were just 1043 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,840 Speaker 4: talking about how much you love that atmosphere, and I 1044 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,040 Speaker 4: think the more you're in there, the more that muscle 1045 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,719 Speaker 4: is getting exercise, and that is going to compel you 1046 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,160 Speaker 4: to have that starting point where Ona does her vocal 1047 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,240 Speaker 4: warm ups and you're in your room for ten minutes. 1048 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,120 Speaker 1: That's why I've been bringing some writers on the road 1049 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,040 Speaker 1: with me to like help me talk about my act. 1050 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,279 Speaker 1: But then I bring them out and they're always like, 1051 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,400 Speaker 1: when are we going to do it? And I go, 1052 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,839 Speaker 1: let's like film and TikTok video instead, Like I am, 1053 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,880 Speaker 1: I even like tiny that influence. I find avoidance. I'm like, 1054 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,680 Speaker 1: let me go watch you smoke a cigarette like I 1055 00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,799 Speaker 1: will do any and they go, I feel bad, you 1056 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,239 Speaker 1: like brought me on here for just and I'm like, 1057 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,080 Speaker 1: it's really about the hang. And then I avoid working, 1058 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:10,799 Speaker 1: even though to. 1059 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,239 Speaker 3: Them in a text, hey this works for you and 1060 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,799 Speaker 3: me because you'll say, hey, sometime this weekend, will you 1061 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,879 Speaker 3: remind me of blah blah blah blah blah, And then 1062 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,520 Speaker 3: I make a note, don't let NICKI forget to do 1063 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,520 Speaker 3: X y Z, And sometimes I forget. Most of the time, 1064 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,640 Speaker 3: I don't, so text them that way they know you 1065 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:31,880 Speaker 3: are expecting them. It's part of their job to say 1066 00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,520 Speaker 3: time out, When are we doing our ten minutes. 1067 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,760 Speaker 2: Of that's not going to happen. 1068 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,319 Speaker 1: But then I say, I don't feel like it. I'm 1069 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,200 Speaker 1: not in a good right now. I always say that 1070 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,319 Speaker 1: I know that's you're bad, that's your bad, But that's 1071 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,920 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. What do I do to stop being bad? 1072 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,240 Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I have the answer for that too, because 1073 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:54,160 Speaker 2: so for the person that you're describing, I can't even 1074 00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:58,239 Speaker 2: imagine in a million years him ever doing that. Going, no, 1075 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,160 Speaker 2: now it's time for us to write, Nick. 1076 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,120 Speaker 1: That would be no, it's no. 1077 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,440 Speaker 2: What you need to do is establish a outside of 1078 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,800 Speaker 2: the weekend. You need to do a zoom or something 1079 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,719 Speaker 2: that's one hour of writing. Yes, where you go. This 1080 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,680 Speaker 2: is the purpose of this is just to write for 1081 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,600 Speaker 2: an hour and it's not in person even or in 1082 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,160 Speaker 2: the hang or in the weekend. 1083 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, do you guys start out to write like nothing? 1084 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,480 Speaker 4: Or do you have a topic that you bring or 1085 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,080 Speaker 4: like I know, I. 1086 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,760 Speaker 1: Usually a'm like, here's the things that I am interested 1087 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,879 Speaker 1: in talking about on stage, and here the angles I'm 1088 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,960 Speaker 1: thinking about, Like what do you guys think about this? 1089 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,920 Speaker 1: Like where? And then a lot of it is just 1090 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,120 Speaker 1: like watch my here's my set. I'll send them my 1091 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,880 Speaker 1: set and I'll be like, do you have any ideas 1092 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,799 Speaker 1: for other places I could go? And it's just like 1093 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,839 Speaker 1: that doesn't really work for me because I just never 1094 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,120 Speaker 1: want to look. Then they send their notes, and I 1095 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,320 Speaker 1: like never look at their notes because I just don't 1096 00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:51,040 Speaker 1: want to see at like how either little that they 1097 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,439 Speaker 1: could help me because they not because they're not good, 1098 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,759 Speaker 1: but because like the premise isn't good, and then I 1099 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,320 Speaker 1: feel bad about myself or I don't know what it is. 1100 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,440 Speaker 1: I just don't want to. I don't don't want to 1101 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,799 Speaker 1: look at it. I just don't want to. I just 1102 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,440 Speaker 1: don't want to deal with it. It's just such a strange. 1103 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,480 Speaker 3: Sounding you don't have like a tour manager of your 1104 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,600 Speaker 3: life type of thing, Like Matt's your tour tour manager, 1105 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,000 Speaker 3: and he like he would totally if you told him this, 1106 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,040 Speaker 3: he'd be like, oh, I can just remind Nicky or 1107 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,680 Speaker 3: I can say okay, now it's time for that. 1108 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,919 Speaker 1: Not doing that, I would just say I don't feel 1109 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,000 Speaker 1: like it tonight, and that's you. I never feel like it. 1110 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,560 Speaker 1: But hitting it right is like I need to do 1111 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:29,840 Speaker 1: like zoom meetings like on every week that the atmosphere 1112 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,480 Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, yeah, you see it as cross training. 1113 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,879 Speaker 4: So these zoom meetings, maybe you have just something else 1114 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,600 Speaker 4: that you work on, whether it's just jokes about TV 1115 00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,839 Speaker 4: shows or sports, and then the cross training part is 1116 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,799 Speaker 4: again you're exercising that muscle and then you can go 1117 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,360 Speaker 4: into your own jokes and punch them up and build 1118 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:50,719 Speaker 4: them up. 1119 00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,880 Speaker 3: One thing we're all neglecting is you are a three. 1120 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,280 Speaker 3: You are any certain type of personality, you get really 1121 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:03,880 Speaker 3: like turned on in quotes, not sexually, but like what 1122 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:09,040 Speaker 3: gets you going is competition and hearing that somebody else 1123 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,800 Speaker 3: at your level or like some competitor is doing X 1124 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,200 Speaker 3: y Z, or you get really inspired by people like 1125 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,239 Speaker 3: Kobe Michael Jordan, Like every time you watch a documentary 1126 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,880 Speaker 3: like that, you're like, I'm going to start doing that 1127 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,839 Speaker 3: like them. So you need maybe you need to set 1128 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,399 Speaker 3: a reminder in your calendar that's like so and so 1129 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,560 Speaker 3: is killing it and if you were do your ten 1130 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,880 Speaker 3: minutes right now, you would also be killing it or 1131 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,280 Speaker 3: something like that where you're like, yeah, fuck that. Also, 1132 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,719 Speaker 3: you got really into football when somebody whose music you 1133 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,640 Speaker 3: really liked started dating a football player, Like you get 1134 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,759 Speaker 3: inspired by certain things, figure out what those things are. 1135 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,360 Speaker 3: Is it competition? Is it being wanting to get closer 1136 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,240 Speaker 3: to somebody else, wanting to learn more about a topic, 1137 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,239 Speaker 3: Like maybe if you were like I want to be 1138 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,879 Speaker 3: as excellent as Blank, I'm going to do that ten minutes. 1139 00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I say to I saw Brian. I'm 1140 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,120 Speaker 1: just like, I couldn't even like touch that. That's like 1141 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,239 Speaker 1: an embarrassing to try, and then I will fail so 1142 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,640 Speaker 1: bad that it'll be so embarrassing to me. But these 1143 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,399 Speaker 1: are all interesting. It's nice to hear this feedback and 1144 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,200 Speaker 1: have a couple options here. I mean, there was a 1145 00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,680 Speaker 1: thing I was doing over COVID that I remember talking 1146 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,080 Speaker 1: about on the old u uppod, but Brian, I might 1147 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,879 Speaker 1: have you research it. It is a it's a thing 1148 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,680 Speaker 1: that you do. It's like a zoom that you do, 1149 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,760 Speaker 1: and you are assigned a person that randomly that also 1150 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,760 Speaker 1: needs to get something done, and you both talk before 1151 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,200 Speaker 1: the time limit starts about what you're gonna do, and 1152 00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,880 Speaker 1: then you start, and then you both have a camera 1153 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,759 Speaker 1: on you and you are working and you don't talk 1154 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,239 Speaker 1: the whole time, and then at the end of it 1155 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,719 Speaker 1: you talk about what you just did, and I did 1156 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,759 Speaker 1: it like five times. I got so much done because 1157 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,839 Speaker 1: you can't abandon your buddy. And it's like a it's 1158 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,920 Speaker 1: a it's a free website that you go onto and 1159 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,040 Speaker 1: it's like, oh megal, and they like it's almost like 1160 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,360 Speaker 1: they just set you up with someone randomly who also 1161 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,239 Speaker 1: needs and you said it, you you schedule it, so 1162 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,600 Speaker 1: then you show up and they assign you someone and 1163 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,400 Speaker 1: it's you and one other person. You both have your 1164 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,160 Speaker 1: camera on you and you just get work done at 1165 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,400 Speaker 1: your laptop and you talk about what you're doing right before, 1166 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,839 Speaker 1: like I Oftentimes it'd be like this guy would be need, 1167 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,960 Speaker 1: like I have to go through the spreadsheet and make 1168 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,680 Speaker 1: sure the times really correlate with the thing, like some 1169 00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,120 Speaker 1: boring thing, and I'm like, I have to write a 1170 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:23,080 Speaker 1: joke about my discharge or whatever it was. And then 1171 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,000 Speaker 1: he'd be like what and You're like, are you Nikki? 1172 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,759 Speaker 1: I'm like yes. He was like, I go, how many 1173 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,279 Speaker 1: times have you done this? It was such a cool thing. 1174 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,760 Speaker 1: It was called like something buddy or like I forget 1175 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,240 Speaker 1: and I really want to do that again because. 1176 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,680 Speaker 3: That accountability body was it. 1177 00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:35,799 Speaker 2: No. 1178 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,759 Speaker 1: It had a really fun, kind of cute name and 1179 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,600 Speaker 1: it was. Will you google it, Brian to see if 1180 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:46,360 Speaker 1: you can find out it wasn't it is. It's a 1181 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,520 Speaker 1: accountability partner that you get randomly assigned to that also 1182 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,280 Speaker 1: needs to get something done. And it is a free service, 1183 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,760 Speaker 1: and it's probably sets the clock for like fifty minutes, 1184 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,960 Speaker 1: and it leaves five minutes at the top to talk 1185 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,640 Speaker 1: about what you're gonna do and five minutes at the 1186 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,680 Speaker 1: end to talk about what you did. And you can't 1187 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,799 Speaker 1: abandon your partner. You can, but like it would be 1188 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,440 Speaker 1: really shitty. 1189 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:13,560 Speaker 2: So I've got commit club, no support y, but. 1190 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,480 Speaker 1: I guess there's lots of these. God, what was it? 1191 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,160 Speaker 2: Focusmate? 1192 00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,759 Speaker 1: Yes, focus mate? Thank you. It's called focus Mate and 1193 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,799 Speaker 1: that's where you thank you so much for looking it up. Yes, 1194 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,520 Speaker 1: and you go and you can make an appointment. I'm 1195 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,920 Speaker 1: going to do that. I think that's what I'm going 1196 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,560 Speaker 1: to get back into because I forgot about that. 1197 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,719 Speaker 2: David says, I need to reply to five emails in 1198 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,760 Speaker 2: book a flight, and Natalie says, I need to sketch 1199 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,000 Speaker 2: a user flow. 1200 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:37,840 Speaker 1: And then what happens. 1201 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,480 Speaker 2: I have to sign up to see what happens next. 1202 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, so final thought, focus Mate, you go on and 1203 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,320 Speaker 1: you get just you meet a person and you go like, 1204 00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,240 Speaker 1: where are you in the world? 1205 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:49,440 Speaker 4: Oh? 1206 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,000 Speaker 1: Really, like I've I've taught I did you know focus 1207 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,680 Speaker 1: mat with like people in all over the world try 1208 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,120 Speaker 1: to come over the country couldn't Yeah, like I was 1209 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,880 Speaker 1: going to say, and then I I just felt racist. 1210 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,600 Speaker 1: Whatever country I shows. 1211 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,680 Speaker 3: Anyway, Hey, I happy me to ask you. 1212 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,040 Speaker 1: I'm going to do a focus meet to come up 1213 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,920 Speaker 1: with a country for where my focus mat was. What 1214 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,040 Speaker 1: I have in my notes to ask you? Uh? Are 1215 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,200 Speaker 1: you excited to see me? Okay? So this weekend I 1216 00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:19,920 Speaker 1: went to see Taylor Swift in New Orleans. My weekend 1217 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,680 Speaker 1: was insane. Let me just walk you through it. Los 1218 00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:27,800 Speaker 1: Angeles Thursday night, NFL Live on TV, Amazon Prime. Friday, 1219 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,120 Speaker 1: fly to Fort Lauderdale, do a show and also a 1220 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,720 Speaker 1: Playboy interview and also a photo shoot after the show. 1221 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:37,120 Speaker 1: Also hair and makeup and a meet and greet. Saturday 1222 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,600 Speaker 1: early morning, seven am, hair and makeup, nine thirty interview 1223 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,920 Speaker 1: until eleven thirty. Then drive to Fort Myers two shows 1224 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,480 Speaker 1: with a meet and greet in between. Insane. Then Sunday 1225 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:54,439 Speaker 1: fled New Orleans Fort Eras, and then on Monday, fly 1226 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,399 Speaker 1: to the gig that I've been talking about that I'm 1227 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,399 Speaker 1: just I don't even want to give specifics because I'm 1228 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,800 Speaker 1: just I'm still processed. I'm still in the trauma of it, right. 1229 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,640 Speaker 1: So then fly to another country to do a gig 1230 00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,640 Speaker 1: for the on Monday, and then Tuesday back home. That 1231 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,200 Speaker 1: was last night. 1232 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,160 Speaker 3: You saw the asport on you cud. 1233 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, I always on my passport. 1234 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:14,439 Speaker 3: Yeah. 1235 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,160 Speaker 1: We also Jen has bring your passport in bold written 1236 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,480 Speaker 1: the week before throughout my calendar. So it's really that 1237 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,000 Speaker 1: there's no way I could forget. 1238 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,520 Speaker 2: I'm inspired. I got to get on that. 1239 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,000 Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, IDs. 1240 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,680 Speaker 2: I got my real ID that we needed to. Except 1241 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,919 Speaker 2: knew because it was like right after COVID. I knew 1242 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,439 Speaker 2: it was going to get harder and harder to get 1243 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,279 Speaker 2: to the DMV to do this. So when it was 1244 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,440 Speaker 2: like during COVID and nobody wanted to go there, that's 1245 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,040 Speaker 2: when I went. 1246 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,640 Speaker 1: I will be getting my real ID, may I think 1247 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,479 Speaker 1: the CUS like May twenty six, I will be getting 1248 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,920 Speaker 1: in the day before. It's just ridiculous. But what is 1249 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,439 Speaker 1: it a huge process? Is it okay? 1250 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,160 Speaker 2: Like oh no, But what's hard is that as you 1251 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,520 Speaker 2: get closer to that date, the line at the DMV 1252 00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,200 Speaker 2: is just going to get longer and longer. 1253 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,120 Speaker 1: You do it online. 1254 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, I voted early yesterday and the line was ridiculous. 1255 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,080 Speaker 2: You have to go to the d MV to do, 1256 00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:07,680 Speaker 2: which is. 1257 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,040 Speaker 1: To travel of the day that I'm voting. 1258 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,520 Speaker 3: Well, you can vote early tomorrow. 1259 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,200 Speaker 1: Oh that's true. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow. 1260 00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:15,080 Speaker 2: I've already voted. 1261 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can vote today. 1262 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:19,440 Speaker 2: Tomorrow. 1263 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,280 Speaker 1: You can vote this year. 1264 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,400 Speaker 3: They'll use this hull quote pull quote. 1265 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:31,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. So then, but on Sunday I went to Eras 1266 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,200 Speaker 1: Okay in New Orleans with Khaki and current Chris's brother 1267 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,360 Speaker 1: and sister, and it was so much fun, so glad, 1268 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,960 Speaker 1: Like at the last second, I was maybe not going 1269 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,720 Speaker 1: to go because I'm like, I can't. I should have. 1270 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,000 Speaker 1: In hindsight, I shouldn't have gone. I should have prepared 1271 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,919 Speaker 1: for the show that I can't even talk about because 1272 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,240 Speaker 1: it was so uncomfortable and I could have maybe done 1273 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,280 Speaker 1: better had I prepared, but probably not because it was 1274 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,120 Speaker 1: a lot of things that I couldn't control about it. 1275 00:57:55,120 --> 00:58:00,000 Speaker 1: But anyway, that would have been so much more fun. 1276 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,240 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't wait to talk about like it's 1277 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,720 Speaker 1: too fresh for me. I'm too wounded, but in hindsight, 1278 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,600 Speaker 1: like it, I'm already mad that I already talked about it. 1279 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,920 Speaker 1: I promised myself I wouldn't because I don't want anyone 1280 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,280 Speaker 1: to think that I'm not being like having like killing 1281 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,760 Speaker 1: it right now in life. But I had a rough 1282 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,560 Speaker 1: night of work. This is your brand, I know, but 1283 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,880 Speaker 1: like it just it's I don't know. I just want 1284 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,800 Speaker 1: the people that I consume and like think are great, 1285 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,400 Speaker 1: Like I don't ever want to hear about them failing 1286 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,160 Speaker 1: until it's like years later, and then they can talk 1287 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,320 Speaker 1: about something that they failed at, like yeah, like like 1288 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,440 Speaker 1: the person I like now would never do that. Like 1289 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. I just have these expectations for myself 1290 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,480 Speaker 1: that I know that everyone doesn't. But whatever, so we 1291 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,160 Speaker 1: all have bad nights and but anyway, so I went 1292 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,800 Speaker 1: to Eras and I'm in the gym right before it. 1293 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,320 Speaker 1: I know, I know the timing of Eras right like now. 1294 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,640 Speaker 1: I used to like not see the opening act because 1295 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,600 Speaker 1: it's like I'm gonna be on my feet for three 1296 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,280 Speaker 1: hours and forty five minutes, Like I don't need to 1297 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,800 Speaker 1: add the opening act to that. Even though I love Paramore, 1298 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,720 Speaker 1: even though I do love Heime I actually did see 1299 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,360 Speaker 1: I'm in LA, but I generally just get there a 1300 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,120 Speaker 1: little late. And I know that's disrespectful, and I'm sorry 1301 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,640 Speaker 1: to opening acts. I've been one before too, and I 1302 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,400 Speaker 1: get it, but you got to understand anyway, Grace Abrams, 1303 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,880 Speaker 1: I'm not skipping that. Like she's She's a part of 1304 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:24,040 Speaker 1: it for me now. She's like literally like I'm Taylor 1305 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,560 Speaker 1: Swift levels. I was obsessed with Gracy Abrams music right now. 1306 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,400 Speaker 1: It's like in my bones. I love it so much. 1307 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,640 Speaker 1: So I'm so excited to see Gracie. So I'm like, Okay, 1308 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,440 Speaker 1: we got to get at I know the exact time 1309 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna make it there. I go down to the 1310 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,000 Speaker 1: gym to work out, and they're I'm getting a little 1311 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,680 Speaker 1: nervous because it's like there are these four women come 1312 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:43,360 Speaker 1: in and they are getting ready for the show in 1313 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,480 Speaker 1: the gym because their room isn't ready yet, and they're 1314 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,000 Speaker 1: being really cool about it, by the way, even though 1315 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,080 Speaker 1: their rooms should have been ready was four forty five. 1316 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,160 Speaker 1: But they're getting ready, and I'm like, oh, should I 1317 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,040 Speaker 1: be getting ready? And then I'm the only one in 1318 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,920 Speaker 1: the gym and I'm like and I'm looking outside and 1319 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,960 Speaker 1: there's just like throngs of people on the street dressed 1320 00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,960 Speaker 1: in so like all going to the show. And I'm like, man, 1321 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,560 Speaker 1: and I'm late. It doesn't really have anything to do 1322 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,680 Speaker 1: with it. I was kind of panicking and they were 1323 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,200 Speaker 1: kind of looking at me, and then they started playing 1324 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,760 Speaker 1: music on their phone to like get ready with even 1325 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:12,400 Speaker 1: there's four women in there, I would say early forties, 1326 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:16,440 Speaker 1: mid to early forties, all getting ready and I was 1327 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,800 Speaker 1: listening to music and I go, I guess I don't 1328 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,640 Speaker 1: need music. Let me just like chill with you girls, 1329 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,120 Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, we're so sorry. I'm like no, 1330 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,840 Speaker 1: this will be so fun. And I'm like, is it 1331 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,080 Speaker 1: just your first show? And they were like yeah, and 1332 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,440 Speaker 1: they were like have you been before? And I'm like ah, 1333 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,280 Speaker 1: They're like how many times? And I'm like I don't 1334 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,720 Speaker 1: really want to say I really don't like to tell 1335 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,920 Speaker 1: people anymore because it just it's not it's they just 1336 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,520 Speaker 1: are so confused and they don't know what to say. 1337 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,920 Speaker 1: So I said twice this is gonna be my twentieth 1338 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,720 Speaker 1: and they go, are you and her family or something? 1339 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,080 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh no, which is really funny. 1340 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:48,880 Speaker 1: I was like I wish. 1341 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:49,120 Speaker 3: No. 1342 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:53,360 Speaker 1: I I just don't have kids, is my answer, because 1343 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:58,440 Speaker 1: these women clearly did. And and I say that just 1344 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:04,240 Speaker 1: because they seem basic. And so I not that it's 1345 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,200 Speaker 1: basic to have kids, but like if you're basic, like 1346 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,680 Speaker 1: not everyone who has kids is basic, but if you're basic, 1347 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,320 Speaker 1: you have kids. I have my argument. I'm a yeah, mom, Yes, 1348 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,400 Speaker 1: this was giving mam a bear and I'll get to 1349 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,320 Speaker 1: that in a second. And so these women were getting 1350 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,920 Speaker 1: ready and they were so cute and uh, having so 1351 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,120 Speaker 1: much fun with it, and they were like, we're so 1352 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,640 Speaker 1: glad we did this. We almost didn't do this. It 1353 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:29,000 Speaker 1: was gonna be such a fun night. And then and 1354 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,000 Speaker 1: I was just like overhearing their conversation. And then the 1355 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,560 Speaker 1: one was like, can I just ask you a question? 1356 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,040 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, here it is, yes, I am. 1357 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,120 Speaker 1: You know. She goes, do you drink? And I was 1358 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,000 Speaker 1: like I don't and she was like, uh, makes sense. 1359 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,080 Speaker 1: Anyone who's fit they don't drink. I got to stop drinking. 1360 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,840 Speaker 1: And I was like that's not actually true. I was like, 1361 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,919 Speaker 1: I literally just got fit like a couple months ago, 1362 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,800 Speaker 1: Like I this is new to me, and this is 1363 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,600 Speaker 1: that was honestly my first like free weights workout. Ever 1364 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,200 Speaker 1: maybe my second Like I'm doing free weights now because 1365 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,320 Speaker 1: I did them with Kirsten when I was in Kansas 1366 01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,400 Speaker 1: City and my body hurts so bad. After words, I 1367 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,160 Speaker 1: realized Plots is not doing everything I needed to be doing, 1368 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,160 Speaker 1: which is really disheartening. So now I'm doing like weight 1369 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:07,200 Speaker 1: workouts and. 1370 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:09,760 Speaker 2: No replacement for weights there. 1371 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,960 Speaker 1: Isn't it fucking sucks because weights are so hard and 1372 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,880 Speaker 1: they're dirty, and like you just always feel like you're 1373 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,200 Speaker 1: doing it wrong, and you always like kind of like 1374 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,800 Speaker 1: having to like go the guys there and you go, oh, 1375 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,160 Speaker 1: you're using those and they never have three pounds. There's 1376 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,200 Speaker 1: five pound, and there's only one set of five pound, 1377 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,480 Speaker 1: there's only one set of ten pounds, and that's guess what. 1378 01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,720 Speaker 1: That's what most women are using are five and ten pound, 1379 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,160 Speaker 1: And so if there's one other woman in the gym, 1380 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,760 Speaker 1: you have to use the ten pounds and you don't 1381 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,040 Speaker 1: have enough arm strength to. 1382 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,400 Speaker 2: Use do you have five and thirty? 1383 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,080 Speaker 1: Sure? Yes, I'm sure. Why don't we just make lots 1384 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,040 Speaker 1: of twenties and twenty fives and why don't we make 1385 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,000 Speaker 1: lots of fives and tens and seven point fives? But 1386 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,840 Speaker 1: we don't anyway. So I'm doing this, and I go 1387 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,439 Speaker 1: to be honest with you, I just started working out 1388 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,760 Speaker 1: like this, like I'm not a naturally fit person, and 1389 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:53,080 Speaker 1: I quit drinking, like you know, I think it's twenty eleven, 1390 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,480 Speaker 1: fourteen years ago, and and she was like, no, I 1391 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,480 Speaker 1: got a quit drink and whatever. So that was part 1392 01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,320 Speaker 1: of the So they were but she's not going to 1393 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:04,400 Speaker 1: because basic. Right. So, and it sounds like I'm being catty, 1394 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,600 Speaker 1: but this is what it brought me to, Like this 1395 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,560 Speaker 1: is just not the attitude that I think anyone should have, 1396 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,040 Speaker 1: and I just want people to be better. Okay. So 1397 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,320 Speaker 1: these women were all talking about their husbands and one 1398 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,600 Speaker 1: of them and I'm so sorry if this gets back 1399 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,680 Speaker 1: to you. Girls. I really did like you. I just 1400 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,240 Speaker 1: didn't like this one comment you made and you were basic. 1401 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,280 Speaker 1: But that doesn't that's just me being jealous that you 1402 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:28,520 Speaker 1: have like families and lives that are like predictable and 1403 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:30,200 Speaker 1: mine is not. And so I have to make yours 1404 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,200 Speaker 1: seem worse to me because I'm jealous of it. Okay, 1405 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,040 Speaker 1: So it's really it's out of love and jealousy. That's 1406 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,920 Speaker 1: where it's coming from. Yeah, it's not hate. But I 1407 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,280 Speaker 1: did not like this, and I think everyone can be better. 1408 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,160 Speaker 1: And I only didn't like this because I do it 1409 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,640 Speaker 1: sometimes too, and I think we can all be better. 1410 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,000 Speaker 1: And so please just know if you're listening to this, 1411 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,240 Speaker 1: somehow made it to your ears. Ladies. And by the way, 1412 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,160 Speaker 1: when I told them I didn't have kids, they go, 1413 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:56,000 Speaker 1: we have a friend Steven downstairs you should meet, and 1414 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,880 Speaker 1: I go, I didn't say I didn't have a boyfriend. 1415 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:03,320 Speaker 1: It's not like I'll steal. It's so funny to me. 1416 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,120 Speaker 1: They just assumed I was single because I don't have kids. 1417 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,360 Speaker 1: There's a guy down there who would love to give 1418 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:10,560 Speaker 1: you kids right now. Yeah, I love to come outside 1419 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:17,040 Speaker 1: see Martin. Yeah, And so they go. One of them asked, 1420 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,760 Speaker 1: the other one, is your husband a swifty? 1421 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:20,080 Speaker 4: Like? 1422 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,080 Speaker 1: Is is Brian? Does he like Taylor Swift? And she 1423 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,760 Speaker 1: was like, well, you know, he doesn't have a choice. 1424 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,560 Speaker 1: I'm listening to it all the time, and he acts 1425 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,040 Speaker 1: like he's annoyed, but I see him like the other 1426 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,320 Speaker 1: night we were listening to nineteen eighty nine all night long, 1427 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,840 Speaker 1: and then later on I heard him saying, like singing 1428 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:41,840 Speaker 1: to himself, I was excited to meet you and the 1429 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,400 Speaker 1: song is enchanted and it's I am enchanted. I wasn't 1430 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,640 Speaker 1: chanted to meet you, but Brian said excited, and she 1431 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:50,400 Speaker 1: goes and I said to him, excited you think she's 1432 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:55,520 Speaker 1: She just said excited, it's enchanted excited. Oh my god, 1433 01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,680 Speaker 1: like or why would she be excited to meet someone? 1434 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:02,360 Speaker 1: It's like, shame this guy. I'm like, why would you 1435 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,560 Speaker 1: have that response to your boyfriend who has tolerating this 1436 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,600 Speaker 1: music that he is not prone to listen to. He's finally, 1437 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:12,080 Speaker 1: he's finally becoming a swiftie. Why would you discourage him 1438 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,560 Speaker 1: by berating him and being like, you're so cool? Because 1439 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,040 Speaker 1: you know the lyrics, by the way, enchanted and excited 1440 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:20,840 Speaker 1: aren't not synonyms. You could eventually get to them. It's 1441 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,880 Speaker 1: not crazy. It's the same amount of symbols. It is 1442 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,960 Speaker 1: the same letter. And I was very, very annoyed that 1443 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:29,040 Speaker 1: she discouraged because if I got lyrics wrong to something 1444 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,680 Speaker 1: and someone who loved this person was like, oh my god, 1445 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,840 Speaker 1: it's enchanted, not excited, you fucking idiot, you fucking retart, 1446 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,840 Speaker 1: or whatever, they would say to me, like this tone 1447 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,400 Speaker 1: that this woman had with her husband. But by the way, 1448 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:45,320 Speaker 1: divorce her immediately if this is you, Brian, because she's 1449 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,720 Speaker 1: not you Brian, but like this guy that she was 1450 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,440 Speaker 1: talking about, like, I was just like, I hope that 1451 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,000 Speaker 1: he leaves her because this was so mean. Why wouldn't 1452 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,000 Speaker 1: she go, oh my god, that's like if Chris did that. 1453 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,320 Speaker 1: I would be like, Babe, I love that you are 1454 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,840 Speaker 1: singing it that way, Like, let's change it. Let's now sings. 1455 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,840 Speaker 1: Let's call that song excited, and let's like make shirts 1456 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,840 Speaker 1: that say excited, Like I would make it a thing. 1457 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,960 Speaker 1: I would, because don't you want to bring your partner 1458 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,240 Speaker 1: into something you love instead of berating him and shaming 1459 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,400 Speaker 1: him for getting it wrong. 1460 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,200 Speaker 2: It's also fun to make up the lyrics to songs. 1461 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,160 Speaker 2: I'd sing the songs around all the time. I would 1462 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:20,480 Speaker 2: be like, it's in it's uh egg plant to potatoes, 1463 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,439 Speaker 2: and I would just be singing that over and over 1464 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,040 Speaker 2: again in the kitchen while I'm cooking. 1465 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a hit. I'm sure she was virtue signal, 1466 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:31,720 Speaker 3: or like not virtue signally. She was creating formatively saying 1467 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,680 Speaker 3: this to her friend to prove just what. 1468 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:37,640 Speaker 1: A swifty she was. Make swifty yeah, even that is 1469 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:43,000 Speaker 1: like just be not like I just want everyone as 1470 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,440 Speaker 1: someone who came into football with no knowledge of it 1471 01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,480 Speaker 1: and honestly probably didn't want to even learn about football 1472 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,920 Speaker 1: because I was so ashamed of how far behind I was. 1473 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,840 Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing that I was scared of 1474 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,200 Speaker 1: getting met with when I didn't understand things. Is like 1475 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,800 Speaker 1: what you thought it was. 1476 01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:02,439 Speaker 2: This, It's that like football fans are just much more 1477 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,160 Speaker 2: welcoming than swifties. That's just what it comes down to, and. 1478 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:09,040 Speaker 1: Not general like generally swifties. I think like swifties. I'm 1479 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,760 Speaker 1: not just talking to swooties. I'm talking to anyone about 1480 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,680 Speaker 1: anything where you're the expert and it's your thing when 1481 01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,479 Speaker 1: someone is trying or it's like absorbing and they're getting 1482 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,520 Speaker 1: it a little bit right, like encourage them, don't like 1483 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,800 Speaker 1: shame them about it. So I just like felt so 1484 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,760 Speaker 1: bad for this guy. And and by the way, Ki 1485 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:30,240 Speaker 1: kick that your big stance and like you are making 1486 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,320 Speaker 1: such a big joke of your husband getting a word 1487 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:35,520 Speaker 1: slightly wrong, Like this is what made me be like 1488 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,040 Speaker 1: these women need to quit drinking and need to get 1489 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,360 Speaker 1: more better personalities and add more interesting things to talk about, 1490 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,800 Speaker 1: because this is not interesting. 1491 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:46,400 Speaker 4: It wasn't funny that like the irony is that you 1492 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,960 Speaker 4: have a great motherly quality. That is such a great 1493 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,240 Speaker 4: quality to have as a mother, to like teach kids 1494 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,200 Speaker 4: without judging them. 1495 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,120 Speaker 2: You should go me with thank you. 1496 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,240 Speaker 1: That's so nice. I don't want to play with them, 1497 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,400 Speaker 1: but I do want to teach them that it's okay 1498 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,720 Speaker 1: to make mistakes as long as you're eager to learn. 1499 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,880 Speaker 1: And like this poor guy like liked this song, and 1500 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:12,480 Speaker 1: you know he'll never hum another fucking to enjoy Taylor 1501 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,920 Speaker 1: Swift ever. Again, it's done. It's done for him. So 1502 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,720 Speaker 1: encourage people to fuck up if they're trying to like 1503 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,639 Speaker 1: a thing that you are such an expert on, because 1504 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:25,879 Speaker 1: you that are once when SE came to that whatever 1505 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,360 Speaker 1: these poor women, I know this is gonna get back 1506 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:31,040 Speaker 1: to them. There's gonna be someone who connected that they 1507 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,200 Speaker 1: were getting ready in a gym. My friends got ready 1508 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:36,000 Speaker 1: in the gym this weekend in New Orleans. I gotta 1509 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,160 Speaker 1: send this podcast to them. Don't do that. That's so mean. 1510 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,080 Speaker 1: Don't do that to your friend either. That's a mean 1511 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,080 Speaker 1: thing to do. I'm sorry if those are you, But 1512 01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,799 Speaker 1: and you probably were exaggerating the story to be funnier, 1513 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,160 Speaker 1: which I've done before too, And I'm probably exaggerating this 1514 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,760 Speaker 1: story for it to be funnier, and it's not. So 1515 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,519 Speaker 1: we've all been there, but like that, really I just 1516 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,880 Speaker 1: felt for that man where it's like, just don't be 1517 01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:58,920 Speaker 1: a mean woman. 1518 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,599 Speaker 2: That's that's true. 1519 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,960 Speaker 1: It Like I felt like I was watching like an 1520 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,360 Speaker 1: episode of Yes Dear or something, you know what I mean, 1521 01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:09,759 Speaker 1: Like we're like where it's like in the nineties, every 1522 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:14,360 Speaker 1: woman was just like, uh, my dumb husband, Like it 1523 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,080 Speaker 1: may it really ruins the idea of marriage to me, 1524 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:20,760 Speaker 1: watching like tool Time or whatever home improvement. Oh my god. 1525 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,400 Speaker 1: Sean O'Connor said the funniest thing this weekend when I 1526 01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:27,439 Speaker 1: was talking about I was talking about, like if I 1527 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,800 Speaker 1: make my own TV show, like you know, like I 1528 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,960 Speaker 1: think I said this the other day about nobody wants this, 1529 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,559 Speaker 1: Like it was irritating to me to watch Nobody wants 1530 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,479 Speaker 1: this because she's the host of a podcast, and I've 1531 01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:39,320 Speaker 1: thought about making a TV show where I'm the host 1532 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,519 Speaker 1: of a podcast and people are like, you can't do that. 1533 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,080 Speaker 1: It's already been done on Sex and the City, you 1534 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,240 Speaker 1: can't do that again, And it's like, yes, you can, 1535 01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:48,519 Speaker 1: like you can do anything. And he goes because I 1536 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,240 Speaker 1: was like, I'm tired of trying to come up with 1537 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,439 Speaker 1: like jobs for my character that I would never do, 1538 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,760 Speaker 1: you know, like I'm going to be a host of something, 1539 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to be in entertainment, Like I'm not gonna 1540 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:03,320 Speaker 1: be the owner of a gift shop at the mall 1541 01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:05,240 Speaker 1: or what you know, Like that's just not if I'm 1542 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,840 Speaker 1: gonna play a character that's me, that's not gonna be 1543 01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,160 Speaker 1: a good show because it's not gonna be what I 1544 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:13,640 Speaker 1: would do anyway. And he said, yeah, like for like 1545 01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,240 Speaker 1: you know, Tim, like that's why Seinfeld worked. Like they 1546 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,840 Speaker 1: just made him a comedian because that's he wasn't trying 1547 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,040 Speaker 1: to be anything else, which was a really kind of 1548 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,040 Speaker 1: novel thing to do back then to have like a 1549 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,959 Speaker 1: show about a comedian, because it was every every comedian 1550 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,360 Speaker 1: that had a show about themselves would just like make 1551 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:33,360 Speaker 1: a new job up. And he was like, like, Tim Allen, 1552 01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:37,559 Speaker 1: they made him the host of a tool show, which 1553 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,719 Speaker 1: is not even a thing. I was like, it's so funny, 1554 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,479 Speaker 1: that's so true. They made up this like genre of 1555 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,880 Speaker 1: show that doesn't even exist, just so Tim Allen could 1556 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,880 Speaker 1: have a job that wasn't stand up comedian, even though 1557 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,080 Speaker 1: that's like what they were trying to what can we 1558 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,759 Speaker 1: plug him into where he tells jokes? Oh, a comedy 1559 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,519 Speaker 1: tool show. 1560 01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:59,040 Speaker 3: And it was so effective, like so many people thought 1561 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,280 Speaker 3: he actually did that. 1562 01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,879 Speaker 1: Dude, it it. I thought that was like they yesterday, 1563 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,920 Speaker 1: it was like Bob Vila this old house, but there 1564 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:11,519 Speaker 1: wasn't like a live audience tool show, improven show where 1565 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,559 Speaker 1: there was like a where there was a guy that 1566 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:16,400 Speaker 1: was just making jokes the whole time. Like so it's 1567 01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:18,040 Speaker 1: and I don't even know what I was trying to 1568 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,400 Speaker 1: get with this, but like, yeah, I guess I was 1569 01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:23,200 Speaker 1: excited to meet you guys or enchanted whatever it is, 1570 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,720 Speaker 1: I guess that's our show. Check out Anya's album Asteroid Out, 1571 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,000 Speaker 1: available now on your Marina dot com. Get a girl 1572 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:35,160 Speaker 1: Shit t shirt. See us on tour the dates that 1573 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:37,400 Speaker 1: I need to plug where you guys are not buying 1574 01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,200 Speaker 1: tickets to which it's so nice that I don't have 1575 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,400 Speaker 1: to plug dates anymore. You guys are coming out in 1576 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,160 Speaker 1: full force. I'm adding shows just at in New York City, 1577 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:47,880 Speaker 1: added Chicago Theater, second show, like these are huge venues 1578 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,400 Speaker 1: that I the first time around, I was like, couldn't 1579 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,559 Speaker 1: even sell out and now I'm selling two shows. It's like, 1580 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,040 Speaker 1: I'm so grateful, thank you so much. But the towns 1581 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:59,360 Speaker 1: where I need to promote Memphis, and that's the twenty 1582 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,960 Speaker 1: third I believe with November Memphis, come on out for that. 1583 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,479 Speaker 1: Their tickets still available that I need to push. And 1584 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:08,160 Speaker 1: then this weekend in Tulsa, I think there are tickets 1585 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,679 Speaker 1: that one isn't selling as well. I mean, I guess 1586 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,559 Speaker 1: that's just like in Oklahoma, Tulsa, Oklahoma, and that is 1587 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,360 Speaker 1: going to be on I think that's Friday, right Anya, We're. 1588 01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:19,360 Speaker 3: In Oklahoma City on Friday, and then. 1589 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,799 Speaker 1: On Saturday, So Tulsa, I think Oklahoma City is probably 1590 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,679 Speaker 1: close to sold out or sold out. And then Tulsa 1591 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:28,880 Speaker 1: their tickets available this weekend. If you know someone in Tulsa, 1592 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,000 Speaker 1: don't send her this deer friend if she got ready 1593 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,639 Speaker 1: at the gym in New Orleans for eras and yeah, 1594 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,320 Speaker 1: and then check them all my tour dates Niki Glaizer 1595 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:40,680 Speaker 1: dot com. So many new ones added, besties coming out 1596 01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:45,200 Speaker 1: to shows. The Oh yeah, I'm going to Australia and 1597 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:48,880 Speaker 1: New Zealand this summer. Fucking Nottstuwed I'm so excited for 1598 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,960 Speaker 1: that tour I can't believe I'm going to a place 1599 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,280 Speaker 1: I've literally never performed stand up comedy. Wow, and that 1600 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:55,960 Speaker 1: there are going to be people who know me there 1601 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,320 Speaker 1: that come out to shows. 1602 01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:58,760 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're gonna love me. 1603 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:05,479 Speaker 1: NOI why what I'm saying to that? And then I 1604 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,720 Speaker 1: just want to thank the besties that have listened to 1605 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:11,120 Speaker 1: every single episode of every podcast I've ever done. I 1606 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,920 Speaker 1: forget your names now, but you came to the show 1607 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,840 Speaker 1: this weekend in Fort Myers. I'm so sorry I forgot 1608 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,200 Speaker 1: your names. You were so amazing. I loved hugging you, 1609 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,559 Speaker 1: I loved seeing you. You made T shirts that had 1610 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:24,960 Speaker 1: a reference to something from high school that like I 1611 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,920 Speaker 1: sent to my girl like my girlfriends from high school, 1612 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,120 Speaker 1: and they could not believe a T shirt got made 1613 01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:32,400 Speaker 1: with a reference to Jay Holly is the biggest fucking 1614 01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:34,240 Speaker 1: all of Fort Myers. I'll just leave it at that. 1615 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,519 Speaker 1: Like Jay Holly himself, I told him that and he said, 1616 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:40,759 Speaker 1: oh my god, Like you blew people's minds this weekend's 1617 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,240 Speaker 1: girls with those shirts that you made me in the 1618 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,000 Speaker 1: hat you made me, Thank you so much to every 1619 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,960 Speaker 1: bestie that comes out. You don't need to bring me gifts, 1620 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:50,120 Speaker 1: but man that that really was like so funny. I 1621 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,280 Speaker 1: love seeing you guys. I love you and thanks for listening. 1622 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,559 Speaker 1: Don't be good bye. The Nicky Glazer Podcast is a 1623 01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:00,080 Speaker 1: production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. 1624 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,240 Speaker 1: Created and hosted by me Nicki Glazer, co hosted by 1625 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,800 Speaker 1: Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and 1626 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,880 Speaker 1: Noah Avior. Edited it engineered by Lean and Loaf, video 1627 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,760 Speaker 1: production Mark Canton and music by Anya Marina. 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