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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This is Important.

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Speaker 2: You want to see it, you keep talking about it.

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Speaker 2: I might as well show them. When I touch football players,

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Speaker 2: it gets rock hard.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't even want to be a cheer captain.

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Speaker 3: Good luck with your bloody Mary's tomorrow. You might notice

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Speaker 3: this nes Celary left.

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Speaker 1: Let's go very gross, very gross, were discuss I love

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Speaker 1: this guy.

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Speaker 2: You guys are giving some.

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Speaker 4: Sweet sweet give me plays energy. My god, this is

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Speaker 4: my super Bowl. Whoa This guy's dress is doctor brose Park.

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Speaker 1: I fucking love it. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I think that might be doctor Bros.

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Speaker 1: I think that's him.

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Speaker 2: It is I think that's him. Wow, I have a diagnosis.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you guys got some energy, Blake, good ass energy.

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Speaker 2: This is some cud ass.

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Speaker 1: This is some.

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Speaker 5: Yes as fucking energy. Bro Wow looking Oh my gos

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Speaker 5: not hurt out?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Alright, yeah man, we're all forty now that that actually

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Speaker 1: hurt a lot for me to get up there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well done.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I just feel like I could

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Speaker 3: just fucking kickflip.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm so excited.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get out of town.

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Speaker 1: But that's the cool thing about Blake is he looks

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Speaker 1: like he could kick, flip and do all this cool

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Speaker 1: alternative cool shit shit, but he can't do any of it.

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Speaker 6: Unless you just meant like do a flip where you kick,

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Speaker 6: and you can't do that either.

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Speaker 2: Are we talking skateboarding or what?

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Speaker 3: No, Actually it's kind of weird because you know, we've

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Speaker 3: been on tour for a long time. This is our

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Speaker 3: second to last show.

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Speaker 1: Right around it out here.

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Speaker 3: Well, you guys have been in your hotel rooms sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or they're homes because they probably live here. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to you guys. You guys. Wow, you guys have

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Speaker 1: been sleeping.

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Speaker 3: I've been out in the streets practicing my skateboarding.

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Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. Now, you haven't doubt it.

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Speaker 1: You want me to prove it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you guys fucking skateboard bro.

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Speaker 7: Hey, hey, hold up, let me get my board.

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Speaker 2: Dog, get out of town on. Okay, I'm really excited

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Speaker 2: for this. I'm like, dude, you're gonna give it. Wait

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Speaker 2: what whoa dude?

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Speaker 1: Did you see?

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Speaker 2: Whoa ship?

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Speaker 1: Blake looks you did good? Oh my god, not that

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Speaker 1: bad guy. Crazy. Wow, big big prop. Pretty sick, right,

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Speaker 1: my god, pretty fucking sick. It's it's incredible when you

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Speaker 1: blake when you skateboard, it's incredible. You look like a

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Speaker 1: world renowned Kansas City skateboarder, legend, legend Shohn Malto.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: It's where you look almost identical to him.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to have this on stage all night,

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Speaker 3: so I gotta take it back like a true skater.

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Speaker 2: There you go. That's dude, that's the way to skate. Unreal.

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Speaker 2: I remember doing that ship.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever been a Kansas in Have you guys.

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Speaker 2: Ever been here?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Maybe we don't know. Maybe he's for a swim meet

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Speaker 8: Yeah, did we fly here when you went to those arcs?

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Speaker 8: When we have landed here? You flew here for my

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Speaker 8: bachelor part?

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Speaker 1: You guys landed here and then drove the three hour drive.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: That's my parents' house. Yeah, uh to the I have

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Speaker 1: good memories here. My first ever stand up show was

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Speaker 1: at Stanford and Sons, which I think is now close. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: me and my friend Austin Anderson, we had fake id's

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Speaker 1: and we came down here and I was like sixteen

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Speaker 1: enough to drink and they were like all.

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Speaker 2: Right, right, and then all your all your standup was like.

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Speaker 6: The thing about homework from like way back in the day.

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Speaker 1: No, it was actually like the thing about being an

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Speaker 1: gotta go get my son. That was my move whatever,

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Speaker 1: because I had a fake ID. Pretty I was like sixteen.

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Speaker 1: I had a fake ID and uh, and that was

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Speaker 1: my move. I would always walk into the gas station

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Speaker 1: and be like I would lower my voice and.

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Speaker 9: Be like Jesus Christ, right, yeah, I look I looked

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Speaker 2: I was like Jesus Christ. The weather out.

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Speaker 1: There, it's like seventy and sunny. I'm like the weather man.

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Speaker 2: Did you see the nastack?

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Speaker 8: It totally was what it was again, Dow James is

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Speaker 8: Dow James is up and down.

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Speaker 2: It's up, it's going down.

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Speaker 1: Hey, is that the working for the city.

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Speaker 8: There's jackhammer in this morning breaking up some concrete and

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Speaker 8: I need it now.

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Speaker 2: I need Daniels now, I need beers.

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Speaker 1: This is a big this is a big show for me,

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Speaker 1: these last two shows.

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Speaker 2: Kansas City. I got a lot of family here. Gime

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Speaker 2: here came here.

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of family here in Kansas City.

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Speaker 1: Where where's the where's the divines at? Where the divine's at?

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Speaker 8: Oh, well, you're.

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Speaker 1: Only there's sixty of them back there somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I feel like they all got kicked out already.

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Speaker 1: I think some people are are faking the funk.

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Speaker 2: A little detained already. They were taking it.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I have not seen you at Thanksgiving, sir.

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Speaker 3: Right where are they are They? They're just at the bar,

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Speaker 3: just shotgunny beers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't believe it. They didn't.

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Speaker 1: They didn't make it, and they're like, sorry, we couldn't

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Speaker 1: make it. We got detained at the yard house.

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Speaker 2: Oh that'll happen. That'll happen.

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Speaker 1: It happens to the best of us. You have to

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Speaker 1: finish the yard before you can leave. It's bad luck

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Speaker 1: if you don't finish the yard. They're playing like a

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Speaker 1: football game with it. It was like, well it was

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Speaker 1: fourth and nine, we had to finish nine yards real quick.

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Speaker 3: You're your aunt got two first downs and blacked out.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking when you guys were when sorry,

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Speaker 1: when Kermit was making not blake, when Kermit was making

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Speaker 1: thinking of my my aunt, who I'm pretty sure is here, who,

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Speaker 1: like I'm pretty sure is still a kindergarten teacher, just

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Speaker 1: going cut no, no kids.

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Speaker 2: Right, We're gonna come, I'm gonna come. Hey. So guess what, guys,

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Speaker 2: I signed a document today that.

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Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I signed a document today.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. And do you know what this document states.

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Speaker 2: I mean, my.

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Speaker 1: Family is leaving you. I don't know, dude. It is

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Speaker 1: a guest.

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Speaker 2: He's back on the grid.

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Speaker 8: I am officially a pro pickleball player.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, take your loud take. Thank you guy, thank.

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Speaker 1: You, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. And then he got hurt every muscle Carle.

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Speaker 1: It's like a league that you sign up for and

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Speaker 1: then you call yourself a pro because pros get paid.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm getting paid in the form of gear. Okay,

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Speaker 2: and like all the gear I need that's called bean sponsored,

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Speaker 2: but non sponsored is pro? I think it is.

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Speaker 1: It's exclusive sponsorship.

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Speaker 6: But you know what's better than gear money money or

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Speaker 1: Me out pringles would be pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: If I got paid in pringles, that'd be epic. So wait,

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Speaker 2: who's the sponsor?

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Speaker 8: Sell Kirk Okay, sell Kirk Bay, sell Kirk Paddles.

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Speaker 2: What's up? We love you? What? What is that?

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Speaker 1: I don't even understand the words you're saying? Seltzer sell Kirk.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a pickleball brand.

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Speaker 8: And I've signed for Document Yes, and I'm now exclusive

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Speaker 8: with them, So that's big.

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Speaker 2: That's big. Don't cut me down, just down in front

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Speaker 2: of my enter Kansas City.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's big time, dude.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna try and be positive tonight too, So you

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Speaker 6: know what, here's Kyle.

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna sell out sell Kirk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Rights. This has been quite the experience going on tour. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's cool ending here with such a lively crowd.

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Speaker 2: These last two shows I think are going to be

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Speaker 6: It's getting a little long, and backstage I was like,

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Speaker 6: fuck it, let's do it. And then the way you

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Speaker 6: guys brought that energy right behind this curtain, I got

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Speaker 6: a full boner yeah. Oh yeah, yours gets fully erect

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Speaker 6: and it's been years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's been years.

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Speaker 6: I fell off of it, like when like a space

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Speaker 1: It was like, so, yeah, that's when your boner falls off.

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Speaker 2: It's been a wild Oh yeah, when my boner falls off.

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Speaker 6: No ice falls off my boner when oh I didn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you're acting like I'm may this up.

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Speaker 3: But you saw it backstage member on. It got hard

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Speaker 1: Of it and we're like, we have to go on.

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Speaker 1: This might be a medical emergency.

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Speaker 2: You're like, what is this a space shuttle? And I

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Speaker 2: everybody out Yeah, we have to bring that up anyway.

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Speaker 2: It's gorgeous. That's great. I'm glad you got a boner

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm just trying to talk about my life

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Speaker 1: We have experienced here in in the beautiful state of Missouri.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, show show you something.

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Speaker 1: You guys came to my bachelor party which was in

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Speaker 1: Lake of the Ozarks, which, yeah, a couple of years ago. Dude,

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Speaker 1: which was wild. I was so hungover on the third day,

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Speaker 1: I thought I had like a deathly version of COVID.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I got the I got the really

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Speaker 1: bad strain.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean a three day hangover is something. Yeah, up,

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Speaker 1: pretty phenomenal.

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Speaker 8: You could call a three day hangover a sickness, Yeah

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Speaker 8: it is.

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Speaker 2: Are you down with? I was fully poisoned.

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Speaker 3: I think actually a three day hangover is COVID seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, it's an older, older strand yeah it

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Speaker 1: goes back.

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Speaker 6: I don't know where COVID started, wuhan, but like or

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Speaker 2: It's a lab for sure.

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Speaker 6: But the ozarks it definitely got like a shot of steroids, well,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was like dude, that was world It

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Speaker 2: What happened? Blood? One of the best times we were there.

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Speaker 2: Let's turn on Let's turn on some lights, dude.

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Speaker 1: She's always a beautiful woman. I know she looks stressed

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Speaker 1: And also, dude, another big shadow. My dad just got

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, Dennis, we'll do it.

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Speaker 2: I love you, Pops.

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Speaker 1: That's it's important, that it's important, that it's important.

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Speaker 1: He was battling cancer and I'm like, it's your time

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Speaker 2: Close enough? Yeah, close enough enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the name of the pod is This is important?

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Speaker 2: All right? I got it? Got it?

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Speaker 1: That ship's important.

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Speaker 2: That you want to try that again. He goes, Nope,

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Speaker 2: you gotta go and take wonder we did.

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Speaker 1: Durzy's family and my family competed on family few that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, insane yeah.

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Speaker 1: And uh, you know, the Dummer family lost my family

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Speaker 3: to the smallest margin of points.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was my fault. It was the The question

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Speaker 2: To me, and there's a game show hosts of game

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Speaker 1: And then it gets to me and I couldn't think

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Speaker 1: it's fully on me. And then my mom said, Drew

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Speaker 6: What is something a husband would want his wife to

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Speaker 6: wear in the bedroom?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Sure, and do you want to say lingerie leather?

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Speaker 1: Nothing, steve full makeup, high heel, heel, a made costume

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Speaker 1: like things that you go crashes your x Y, normal stuff,

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Speaker 2: Rubber ball Steve. I thought that was epic.

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Speaker 1: Which way, It's funny on two levels because one bad

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Speaker 1: asser he meant he meant to say ballgag r right right,

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Speaker 1: And two he meant to say ballgag right right.

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Speaker 6: He meant to say ballgag Steve right. A lot of

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what it is. It's rubber ball Steve, That's

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Speaker 1: I do not believe that he knows how to work pornhub,

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, but if you the p yeah pops up, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I like that Adam is naive to that it doesn't

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Speaker 1: He's got all days, just like you don't even need it.

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Speaker 1: You don't even need to go to porn Hub if

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Speaker 1: what like Cove or whatever. Dude, they have a butt cove. Yeah, basically,

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Speaker 1: can you get there? By jet Ski, Yes, because I

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Speaker 1: absolutely can. Dude, man, where is butt fuck Cove?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I let that when we get there on the Bachelor Party,

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Speaker 1: I said, let's steer clear of butt we we would

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Speaker 2: I'm upset that they would just spin off. I like

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Speaker 2: this place, dude Cove.

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Speaker 3: I got butt fucked in the Ozarks and all I

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Speaker 3: got was this fucking T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Where's Hey, where's Blake?

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Speaker 2: He's in the back. I love the Ozarks.

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Speaker 6: I'd never I had kind of been there, but not

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh.

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Speaker 6: And then when when I got back and told people,

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Speaker 6: But there's no snakes so we didn't see any snakes.

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Speaker 1: But this dude's nodding at me like they saw everything.

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Speaker 1: It's a lake, so there's gonna be animals.

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Speaker 8: But those water snakes are scared of us, right, They're

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Speaker 2: Have you seen Lonesome Dove? Are you my age? Yes?

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I wait when.

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Speaker 6: Ricky Schroeder gets bit on the face by that snake, but.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guess that's a water snakes.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm not eighty five years old.

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Speaker 2: I have not seen Loansome. You should check it out.

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Speaker 2: It's fucking dope. It's like a six part series.

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Speaker 6: Would Yeah, it's basically that without Calamity Jane or whoever

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that lady's name? Is a climate Clamity Jane?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Calamity Jane was like, there's guys, and you're like, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: this actress is gonna have an aneurysm in every scene

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Speaker 1: watch dead Wood.

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Speaker 7: I'm not so worried about water snakes.

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Speaker 3: It's more like the worms in the water that swim

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Speaker 1: I don't like those, right, I mean, I think you

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Speaker 2: Is that? Is that?

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Speaker 10: Just?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, if you keep a tight dick hole, you don't

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Speaker 2: Are you doing the whole like thumb thing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, what happens in butt cove stays in but

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Speaker 7: Let's just say I can fit a triple a battery.

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Speaker 1: Up my day.

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Speaker 2: This is called sounding.

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Speaker 8: This is a thing when it's sounding when I shove

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Speaker 2: O yeah right, I've never tried it, but but you

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Speaker 1: You know exactly what it's called. Also, what's up mom?

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, you know?

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Speaker 1: But why is it called sounding?

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Speaker 1: What does that sound? You'll never forget that sound. When

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, he must be shoving a battery.

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Speaker 2: Up his stuck a fucking battery. And do you know

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Speaker 2: it's called sounding? Like where did you come across that?

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Speaker 6: Because I've definitely been like browsing and been like oh

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Speaker 8: But I wasn't like wiki dad, No, No, I think

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Speaker 2: He watched the video.

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Speaker 8: My buddy told watched the video or put a batteries mes.

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Speaker 7: Like, what else did your buddy see?

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Speaker 2: Hey, sound off, man, let's go sound off.

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Speaker 1: To be here.

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Speaker 2: It's reay to be here.

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Speaker 1: And then Blake, Blake, drunk like drunkenly jumped off my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very mad.

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Speaker 1: He's very big into water safety and he was legit.

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Speaker 1: I also thought it was a good idea to bring

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bad idea that will not work.

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Speaker 3: All I know is if you're gonna jump off the boat,

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Speaker 6: It was a side you jumped out the front side

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Speaker 1: I mean, But dude, that would be one of the

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Speaker 1: funniest ways to die would be Blake Anderson dove off

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Speaker 1: the front side of a pontoon boat. Sorry, mom, a

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: After the show, she's like, what the fuck are you

449
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,439
Speaker 3: doing up there embarrassing me on stage?

450
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 2: Try it's a try to extra tune and the tunes

451
00:22:59,080 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 2: are the things that.

452
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 1: The tunes are the other things underneath. And then and

453
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 1: then his body washed ashore in butt fuck cove. At

454
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: least they buried me where I wanted to be.

455
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 2: They didn't bury you. They buried themselves in you. That's points.

456
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 2: That's points. I don't know. I assume. I assume that's

457
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: what happens.

458
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 6: They just see an ass wash a bunch shore They're like,

459
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 6: we don't have to call the cops immediately.

460
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: They're like.

461
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 2: We do.

462
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 7: They're like, holy ship, is that a whole ass?

463
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: And your jeans are hanging off your fucking ass? Anyway, just.

464
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: Look at this loose dick hole. This guy must have

465
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: been sound in his way.

466
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 6: Hang on, I got him.

467
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 2: I got him. Yeah, God, that's oh my, the dick hole.

468
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 3: That's called noodling. That's called what it's called noodling?

469
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 2: How do you know this? Wait, is noodling? Are you

470
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 2: making that up? Or is it? Do we get points

471
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: for knowing stuff?

472
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 8: Noodling is the catfishing, right, isn't that what you do

473
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 8: where you put your in and.

474
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, I don't know much about the science,

475
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 3: but from what I've seen on YouTube, it's when you

476
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 3: go you don't know.

477
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 1: Much about the science, correct, Yeah, yeah, it's science.

478
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 2: I think the science is easy.

479
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: I think what you do is when you're when you're

480
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 1: fishing for.

481
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 3: Catfish, huh, you just have to like stick your arm

482
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 3: in the water and then they come.

483
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 1: They come a hole and then come and then you

484
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: and then.

485
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: You call it out.

486
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it is like the toughest thing I want

487
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: to do. It because because you get a little bloody

488
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 1: so it looks cool and then you just yank like

489
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,360
Speaker 1: a forty pound catfish, like that's awesome.

490
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 8: But you do have to stick your fucking fist in

491
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 8: that hole in the mud or whatever.

492
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's I thought. You have to go

493
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: in their little houses. You just do this and they

494
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 2: come up for it.

495
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 8: And little house is where do the catfish live in

496
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 8: the little holes in the side of it.

497
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm siding with Kyle. I think he's right.

498
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 8: I think you have to put your hand in their

499
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 8: little houses where they where they chill.

500
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: They don't.

501
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 2: Yes, I live in the water. These people are drunk.

502
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,719
Speaker 2: These are holes.

503
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 8: In the side of the bank, in the bank, the

504
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 8: bank of the river, or the bank of the of

505
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 8: the lake, or wherever these catfish are.

506
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 1: They call it the business, right, okay, yeah, right, Yeah,

507
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

508
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. I usually

509
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 2: use the.

510
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: Fishing pool when I've caught catfish before.

511
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 8: I've never used my arm or like a shotgun you

512
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 8: just or dynamite like crocodile.

513
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 2: Dundee.

514
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: Bro Yeah, Isaac, can we get around of beers over here? Okay, buddy?

515
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: Isaac Horn world famous man. You're to the stars, but

516
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: that nervousy is his face. He's not smiling, Isaac, Isaac,

517
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: there might be a good time to take your tips.

518
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: Don't ask.

519
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: You don't want the niant I want those.

520
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 8: We want the ass cheeks tonight, brot you right here,

521
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 8: we want those, but we'll take nipples.

522
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: What were you playing? I couldn't even hear it. Here

523
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: we go, I'll do it again. Who said that?

524
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 6: So?

525
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: When the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super.

526
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: Bowl, I'm not okay? They like that, Yep.

527
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: When he's a forty fan, I admit defeat.

528
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey he just said I admit defeat.

529
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: I meant defeat. Travis Kelcey our boy, Yep, got got

530
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: on the mic and said, wait, that's him say this

531
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: pretty good?

532
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

533
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: The guy can do it all.

534
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: Can't he?

535
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: Because he sounds like a rock star doing it. I

536
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: feel like we would blow it. We'd be like our

537
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: voice would crack. If you had to do that, like

538
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: a little too high. I'd be like, bye, should try.

539
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 2: You first?

540
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: You fight for your ride to.

541
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 2: Pretty good? Pretty good? But I was like, do you

542
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 2: want to give it? I recommend standing up doing it.

543
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 3: For the positions soon, it's actually cooler if you do

544
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 3: it from a chair.

545
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 2: You gotta fight.

546
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: Oh you ride.

547
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: Pretty good?

548
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah it feels good.

549
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 8: Then I'll go you gotta fight.

550
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, it's good.

551
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: Dude, very dizzy right now, that's pretty cook.

552
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 2: Everything that's pretty good. Okay, that's pretty good. And I

553
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: guess you that. I guess I would be like this.

554
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: It's oh ship, Oh my god.

555
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like I would just do

556
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: it that way.

557
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, those an all the right way to do it.

558
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 2: You know, I think you did.

559
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 6: You even say you got to fly for your right

560
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 6: to party. I don't know what just happened. I also

561
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 6: don't know. I don't think you said it, but I

562
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 6: kind of imagine you.

563
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: Hug your drink and then kind of forgot to say

564
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: the catch phrase.

565
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 6: We can run the tape back. But I just didn't

566
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 6: put in like the stops you.

567
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you.

568
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: Said it more like a one statement, no, no beats.

569
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: We're not fighting for the right pause to party, right.

570
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not singing a song.

571
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 8: Also, you're right, my voice is feeling like it's going

572
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 8: if we.

573
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: Are a little cuckoo?

574
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: What was that.

575
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: What did that?

576
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 6: Says City Nittisen, We are a little cuckoo.

577
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: What was that one, Blake? I think I think there

578
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,479
Speaker 1: was a sick Tech nine drop.

579
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 8: Oh.

580
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: Tech nine is.

581
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 5: From so and so test City Nitisen, we are a

582
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 5: little cuckoo.

583
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Tech nine is horror core. I don't know if

584
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: Tech nine is horror core.

585
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,479
Speaker 1: Is I don't I don't know.

586
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's I'm not trying to put

587
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 2: anybody in a box.

588
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: No, I'm just trying to fight from my rent to party.

589
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: So Tach nine is horror corps. I know that's like

590
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: you're you're goth, but you're into wrap. Yes, yes, and

591
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: you man, that's a that's a weird crew.

592
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 6: Right.

593
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: You steer clear of those kids in the in the

594
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: high school hallway.

595
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't icy icp is horror core? Right, that's what

596
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: it is, the jug horror cores with their hatchets.

597
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: I also kids that you would probably steer clear in

598
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: high school. I also feel like the might join them,

599
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: might share a fago with them.

600
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 3: I feel like we've divided the crowd. The front rows

601
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 3: are Juggalos.

602
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: For sure.

603
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 7: The rest of the crowd is like, yeah, I don't know.

604
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm recently into tat Swift.

605
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: I love that you have all the bracelets on.

606
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: We've been giving dude, since Taylor did this giant fucking tour,

607
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: the Eras Tour, and took took over the world. Every

608
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: show we've done, girls will give us. And I'm sure

609
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: it'll happen tonight and the and the meet and greets.

610
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 1: Girls will give us fucking little bracelet the bracelets, candy, candy.

611
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: This is candy that you put on your is that normally?

612
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: Normally they they will say, uh, you know, I'm sure

613
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: very cute stuff like you're my best friend, and ours

614
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: says like tight butthole and topos diarrhea, diarrhea.

615
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 3: My favorite one that I my favorite one that I've

616
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 3: got is this really big one that says weed.

617
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 7: But they ran.

618
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 3: Out of d's, so it's an O and then they

619
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,479
Speaker 3: sharp eat a D so it's yeah, so it's kind

620
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 3: of a double meeting.

621
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 2: Favorite one.

622
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my favorite one.

623
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 2: Also, I'm pretty sure that's an M and not a W.

624
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 3: It is yeah, Wow, they ran out of w's and d's, so.

625
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 2: I don't a second I think it says something else.

626
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, says me out. Yeah, okay, dude, I

627
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: love that. We were talking about uh uh Taylor Swift

628
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: and Travis Kelcey and everybody was like, Travis Kelsey is

629
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: about to walk out, but he did.

630
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 2: Not respond to my dms.

631
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: We tried, so we tried our best.

632
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 2: We tried, we really tried to reach out. We did it.

633
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: We did our best. Our buddy Sean who knows him,

634
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: texted him. He was like, oh shit, that sounds fire.

635
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: I should probably roll through or something like that.

636
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: Probably, and then just didn't. You gotta love you gotta love.

637
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 8: The use of probably and like definitely, definitely probably.

638
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: I mean he's in season, right, He's in season.

639
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he should be concentrated on.

640
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 6: Also, like he'd come out here and see my body

641
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 6: next to his body and he'd be like, fuck, I

642
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 6: could have just gone into comedy.

643
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I mean, dude.

644
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: I had the opportunity to touch a bunch of football players.

645
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 2: You did, Yeah.

646
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: I did these commercials for Amazon. They did like a

647
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: Black Friday football thing.

648
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: I touched h Andrew Whitworth.

649
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: That guy's fucking a monster.

650
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: What position does he play?

651
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, some big ass position.

652
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 2: The guy's seven feet tall. He's a lineman.

653
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: I probably idea he's seven foot because he's giant.

654
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: Dude.

655
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 3: It's not a running back now starting as the big

656
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: ass position.

657
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: But you think you look at this guy and you're like, oh,

658
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: look at this, You're like, he's going to be a

659
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: fat guy, right, He's gonna be mad squishy, and then

660
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: you touch him. It's rock card dude.

661
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: What is damn all all of his parts?

662
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 8: Oh for sure, that's what I yea was there like

663
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 8: ice coming on football players.

664
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: It gets rock.

665
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: Hard that it's important, that it's important.

666
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: Those dudes are massive.

667
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,239
Speaker 6: Yah, And so you when I was in college and

668
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 6: like the swim team would hit the weight room.

669
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: Okay, we got under armour, but we all weighed like

670
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five pounds and we're just like.

671
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 6: And then the football players would come through the weight

672
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,719
Speaker 6: room and it was like fucking unbelievable how huge these

673
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 6: dudes are with like the leg braces and ship and

674
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,479
Speaker 6: then they just pick you up because they want power

675
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 6: aid and you're like.

676
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 3: I like this that they're like, dude, I went to

677
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: that this is important podcast and they just were worshiping dude, bodies.

678
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean they don't.

679
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: Well, they've seen the show. They know that we just

680
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: worshiped dude bodies.

681
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 8: We do know how hard it is to achieve that,

682
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 8: and we have respect for it, and we also love

683
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 8: to look at it.

684
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm melting. I'm like a melting candle. I turned

685
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: forty and my body just gave up.

686
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 8: Dude, I've been a melting for fucking years. I've been

687
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 8: squishy for years.

688
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, we knows.

689
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 3: You.

690
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: Recently, are we not proud of Kyle? He's recently lost

691
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty pounds?

692
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe what is the number? What is the number?

693
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: I recently lost one hundred and thirty pounds?

694
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 6: Give it up for Kyle, everybody, Yeah, subway, we do

695
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 6: need to do like the biggest loser in the new year.

696
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 8: Yes, fifty five fifty five over thet keep it over

697
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 8: the course of two fucking years.

698
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 2: Hey, that's fine. Yeah, but I'm just letting you know,

699
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 2: that's just that's what it is for everybody that you know. Yeah. Wait,

700
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: have you gained any back on this tour? No? No,

701
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: I'm keeping it low. I mean I've gained fifteen pounds

702
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 2: on this tour.

703
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, wow, No, and you know where it all

704
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 6: went straight to my ass face tits now.

705
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's a little loose in the

706
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: cage over here too.

707
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely got what do they call these leaf

708
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: and to somehow gained an extra app right, Yeah, yeah,

709
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: that's his fat roles. It's just another ab that formed.

710
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 3: Well today I hit up Arthur Bryant's, which was didn't

711
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 3: help the process.

712
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, legit.

713
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: So how do we feel about Arthur Bryant? So people,

714
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: it's a.

715
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: Barbecue place, obviously, is it the best or I've seen

716
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 2: a lot of whoa damn it was time to go

717
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: to slaps?

718
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: Is that true?

719
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 6: So?

720
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 2: So, guys, do you like your barbecue or not? What's

721
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 2: happening right now? All right?

722
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: Mixed bag? Yeah, I know I'm personally more of a

723
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: steak man myself than a barbe guy.

724
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 3: But yo, all I know is when k C Masterpiece

725
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 3: Barbecue Sauce hit the grocery stores, my ship was changed.

726
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if you.

727
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 11: Guys claim that they don't it seems like that, well

728
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 11: you should because to us, to us California boys, that

729
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 11: ship was fucking good and I used to eat that

730
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 11: ship with like hell of chicken nuggets.

731
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 6: I would I would eat like souper chicken nuggets. I

732
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 6: don't think you can compliment your way out of this.

733
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: I think they hate it when you put k.

734
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: Some basics ship that you guys in California are like, Wow,

735
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: this is different.

736
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: I know.

737
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 3: But what I was saying, we grew up eating Kraft

738
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: barbecue sauce.

739
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 2: I think Kraft bought Casey master Pie. Well smart business moves.

740
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: All right, that's our time.

741
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 6: See yah, Yeah, I think Netflix spot Craft.

742
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 2: Damn.

743
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys don't fuck with Casey Masterpiece.

744
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: I got a tattoo.

745
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: Dude.

746
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, no, dude, okay, is there like one hitter

747
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,479
Speaker 6: like the number one?

748
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: We're never gonna fight.

749
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like it. It doesn't.

750
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 3: All I hear is them saying hot dogs.

751
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 2: What are the kids called hot dogs? Now?

752
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 1: Grizzlies are.

753
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: Lizzies.

754
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: We got the best glizzies.

755
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 2: Dude.

756
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: This is where I used to because I grew up

757
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: in Omaha, Nebraska, and I would drive my ass down. Yeah,

758
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,959
Speaker 1: there's a few of us out here. I would drive

759
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 1: my ass down here. There's a time, a time period

760
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: in my life that I would on ironically call myself

761
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: the rocket Man. And I we had like like block scheduling.

762
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: Tied an hour and a half off of school and

763
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: and I two blocks off, so I had three hours.

764
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: So I would whole ass down to not Kansas City,

765
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: but Missouri and then buy a ton of rockets.

766
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, and.

767
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: Then would go up and uh and then would blow

768
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: up rockets in my high school parking lot.

769
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 2: You got it when those things? Was it not? It

770
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 2: wasn't legal in Omaha, very very illegal. And yeah, I like,

771
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: I like.

772
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 8: How you have to drive to get your rockets place?

773
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 8: We would go to the Yeah, that's in California too,

774
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 8: we'd have to go out there and go to the

775
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 8: little shacks on.

776
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 2: Where we're different. We would go to Solano County.

777
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 8: It's a different county, but that's California, right, it was

778
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 8: in California.

779
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 3: I was just I was just hyped on sparklers. Who

780
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 3: I could see that for you, Like, I'm riding my mom, Luke,

781
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 3: I'm writing my name.

782
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: You're just you're just super stoked. Like the snake.

783
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, snakes were so sick.

784
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: My parents were Wow.

785
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: My dad loves fireworks.

786
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: He I remember I was like Evan or eight, and

787
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: he bought me a gross of bottle rockets and was

788
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,240
Speaker 1: just like have fun. And I'm like, I'm gonna kill myself.

789
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, bottle rockets are no joke. What do

790
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,479
Speaker 2: you mean they're no joke? I mean they're not a joke.

791
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 8: They can fucking fly and go there or go there,

792
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 8: or go there or go there.

793
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call him joke. Yeah, they're like, they're kind

794
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 2: of a joke. They're kind of funny. Yeah, I guess

795
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: there's nothing to be taken lightly.

796
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: I remember I stuck it in a tree and my

797
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: dad's like, just don't, like, just don't blow your hand

798
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: on off. And I'm like, yeah, don't blow my hand off.

799
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: Stick it in a tree. And then I lit it

800
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: like this at your face, at my face, and then

801
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: I didn't realize obviously it was about to float until

802
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: I see it like the last little and I do

803
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: out of the way. And my parents had just bought me. Yeah,

804
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: we were rich. I had l A gears, my mom

805
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: clean houses, and.

806
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 2: My dad worked for the railroad.

807
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: We were flushed with cash. I had lit up LA

808
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: gears and I dove out of the way and I

809
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: kicked my legs up and it flew into the little

810
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: pocket of the LA gear and got stuck in the

811
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: bout on my shoe and blew up the light up

812
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: part my LA gears. Yeah, I won that shirt on

813
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: Double their fuck lights out. I guess there just basically

814
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: I wanted to do wear stuff that you could wear

815
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: on Double.

816
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 2: There. There's no joke. There's no joke. It hurts you.

817
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 8: I used to light the firecrackers and hold them until

818
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 8: the very end, wait until you hit, and then throw them.

819
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 8: And sometimes a couple of times I never even threw them.

820
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 8: I just held it in my fucking hand.

821
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 6: Famously wanted to die his entire And you're I love

822
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 6: playing with that ship.

823
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: Weren't you also fucking jerking off while you did it?

824
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 3: You were like, anyway, I can go, bab I'm just

825
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,280
Speaker 3: trying to bust when it pops.

826
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: Actually, I put when I That's how I learned about sounding.

827
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: I threw one right in the tip of my deck

828
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 2: lit that ship. I knew I was gonna loop back

829
00:40:59,080 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 2: to soundings.

830
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would. We would cut off. We would get

831
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: the artillery shows and they got a long ass wick,

832
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,919
Speaker 1: you know, and we'd cut it off and then throw

833
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: them at each other like grenades.

834
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 2: Yes, them at each other. Those the ones that look

835
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 2: like grenades.

836
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: Yes, they're the ones that you put in literally the

837
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: big tube and then they're the huge explosions.

838
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 2: Really, are you talking about like m eighties or one hundred's.

839
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: Whatever, I'm talking about artillery shows? Know your fireworks?

840
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 2: Well, I don't. I don't think that this was available

841
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: in Solano County. I don't think.

842
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,919
Speaker 1: I like, Solano County is a bitch ass California County. Well,

843
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: who doesn't sell proper fireworks?

844
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 8: That's absolutely share and I'm incredibly jealous of what you

845
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 8: had at your disposal.

846
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: So they're like the real ones. When you see like

847
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 1: the Baby in the sky, you're like, oh, that one

848
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: was beautiful. But then they only sell them like one

849
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 1: by one. So what you do on fourth of July

850
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: is you line up like thirty tubes and then you

851
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: and fifteen other guys go out there and back up.

852
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 2: So it's like.

853
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 1: They're actually it's beautiful, dude, and you on the show,

854
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: and the whole neighborhood is like, my god, thank god,

855
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: we have these men in our neighborhood to put on

856
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: quite this show and you're the lord of the hood.

857
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 2: After afterwards, rocket Man calls you rocket Man for a while.

858
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 6: What was the name of that county? What was the

859
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 6: name of that county out there in California?

860
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: Solano?

861
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 6: So here's the thing, shout about Solano County, boy in California. General,

862
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 6: the names sound real soft, but the people out there

863
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 6: are hard.

864
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, And if you're.

865
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 6: The mount up, wait for those flat brim motherfuckers to

866
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 6: show up here all tat it out like this hell

867
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 6: is serious, Like.

868
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but where's Solano County? This seems like a wine

869
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: drinking county.

870
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 2: Bro inn California. I'm not fucking with it. No, I'm

871
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 2: not fucking with it.

872
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

873
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 6: They show up fully fox skeeered out, that's true, skeered

874
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 6: out motocross.

875
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: I was gonna look up Solano, but I really don't

876
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 3: know how to spell it.

877
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 2: Oh dude.

878
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 8: I remember putting a ton of fucking bottle rockets on

879
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 8: the back of a skateboard and lighting them and thinking

880
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 8: like it would push me. When it did not, It

881
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 8: did not, but it was a cool science experiment.

882
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

883
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy's diarrhea finally dropped to the bottom.

884
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 2: I mean goodbye, sir.

885
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 3: Left on stage, Isaac, is it possible to get another

886
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 3: beer out here?

887
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 7: I'm drinking a lot already.

888
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 10: His nipples.

889
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 2: We want to see something else? Yeah, les, we saw

890
00:43:55,040 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: nipples the other night. Show your ass. Well, any buddies

891
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 2: show their house, nobody will show them.

892
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:10,959
Speaker 4: Oh hotsto.

893
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, I felt some scratches.

894
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Kansas City.

895
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 2: You guys are full of crazy.

896
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is what.

897
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say this is one of our rowdier shows,

898
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: which I love, dude, I love that ship.

899
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 3: But actually walking around the city with my buddy Sean

900
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,919
Speaker 3: and Brittany, you guys, that was the best, very clean city.

901
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: This place rocks, dude.

902
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeast City rules.

903
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: This is a little hidden oasis. Don't tell anybody keep

904
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 3: it the way it is.

905
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 2: Hey, Blake. Not that hidden, pretty big city. Yeah, that.

906
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: Win super Bowls quite often, World Series.

907
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true.

908
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: Not that hidden of an a waste, I know, kind

909
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: of in the Midwest, very large wastes.

910
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 3: Honestly, part of me wishes I could have gone to

911
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 3: Kansas City before.

912
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: You guys want everything. I want to know what it

913
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: was like.

914
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: Dude.

915
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 6: My guys used to come down here from Chicago, to do, like,

916
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 6: I guess there's a big art scene here, right, and

917
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 6: my guys they used to come down here with obey

918
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 6: and do graffiti and ship.

919
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: Oh really, how your friends would come in band on two.

920
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 6: Thousand two, heard it a long time ago, and then

921
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 6: they would drive over to Ohio hit up scribble jam?

922
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 2: What is scribble jam? Does anyone here know what scribble

923
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 2: jam is? Nope?

924
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: It was like a hip your line line where.

925
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 2: It was like graffiti, like rap battles. This is where

926
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 2: like Eminem was discovered.

927
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: All yeah, I thought he was dit like in a

928
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: basement thinking about his mother's spaghetti.

929
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 2: Yeah that too, sorry mama. Anyway, scribble jam two thousand.

930
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: Well you're talking about you're talking about cool hip hop music.

931
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: Should you freestyle rap something about Kansas City?

932
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

933
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 2: Kansas City? Oh, Kansas City like a pair of two

934
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: big old titties.

935
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 6: If I was younger, I would say, lyddy, but I'm

936
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 6: old as fuck trying to earn a buck on the tour,

937
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 6: but getting fat as fuck.

938
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: That's all I got.

939
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: That was good.

940
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 6: That's so good.

941
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 1: What a true talent?

942
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 2: What a true talent? Did you hear how I said

943
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: Kansas City?

944
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 6: And then nothing and then just two big old tittiesties

945
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 6: good and everybody.

946
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: I guess, okay, how often you rappers for Kansas City

947
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: rhyme with big old titty I guess often.

948
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: What's crazy is when I was upriting that last night.

949
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, because this is all written, this is all planned,

950
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 6: this whole podcast, as you can tell how it flows.

951
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: So so even though I was.

952
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 6: Like, this is gonna this is gonna slap like the

953
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 6: barbecue joint, Yeah, and it didn't.

954
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 3: And then it didn't like Kansas City rest rest rest

955
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 3: like two dope titties rest rest getting litty.

956
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: Yes, shitty, it's not shitty. It's definitely not shitty. It's

957
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 2: not shy. If anything, it's very very litty. It's very

958
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 2: very witty.

959
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: We're we're sitting at this hotel and uh, no big deal,

960
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: Hey you are. I'm sleeping in somebody's car. Okay, you're

961
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: steeping in the parking lot of Stanford and Sons lock

962
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 1: your center.

963
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 2: Uh.

964
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: And dude, there was there there's like so many conventions

965
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: happening there. No, it's it's there's like an aluminum sighting convention,

966
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: a bunch of like cool looking dads. And then there

967
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: was a Uh, there was the cheerleading competition.

968
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cheerleaders have taken over the hotel. Yeah, so

969
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: many little.

970
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 1: Girls just standing there as their parents are just pounding drinks,

971
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: just going like, yeah, I.

972
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 6: Hit the gym earlier to do like real work, you know,

973
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 6: trying to get like because if Travis Kelsey showed up,

974
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 6: I just needed to have any sort.

975
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: Of firm you would have to flex on.

976
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 6: And I'm on the treadmill and then I get off

977
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 6: and I'm all right, I'm gonna hit the circuit real quick.

978
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 6: And there's just like six or seven, I don't know,

979
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 6: twems drinking Starbucks.

980
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 2: I'm like the lap pulldown machine, just like pulling ten

981
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 2: pounds like this.

982
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 6: Some little girls on like the leg thing just here

983
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 6: like this, just holding their Starbucks tweens.

984
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: Did they drink coffee? Because to me, I was like,

985
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: I was not. I'm of the age that I did

986
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: not drink coffee until I was an adult man.

987
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 2: Cheerleader. These are cheerleaders, That's true.

988
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: I was never a cheerleader.

989
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 6: His parents are like, they would have slammed this caffeine.

990
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 6: We're in a day, Darla, I need you to pop whoo.

991
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 6: That's where they're like, dude, I get in the what

992
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 6: the flyer?

993
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 2: You would have been a flyer?

994
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? The flyers?

995
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 7: You need to pop, you know how all the fucking

996
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 7: cheerleader music goes, you.

997
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: Know, but I love that, you know, cheerleading. Blake actually

998
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 2: has cheerleading moves. I think he could do. I've seen

999
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 2: you dance cheerleader before.

1000
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, legendary. I know that's hard.

1001
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1002
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 6: I know. Uh.

1003
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: I was one of the dudes who's just like just

1004
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: looking up. I mean, dude, that's what I wanted to be.

1005
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: I wanted to be. I was like, dang, I wanted

1006
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: I want to do that. And then they ever told me,

1007
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: now we're good.

1008
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wanted to be a bass.

1009
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I'd be sick.

1010
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 2: I'd love to like hold And then they just saw

1011
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: me and they're like, now you're good. You don't want

1012
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 2: to do it anymore. We'll throw you. Oh you could

1013
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 2: have been a flyer. Oh you're a little bit chos

1014
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 2: we'll throw you.

1015
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: Be cool, but you'll know.

1016
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 6: Viral because these guys they like pick these women up

1017
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 6: by like the seat of their pants and then they

1018
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 6: like set them down and then just go and they

1019
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 6: might they might be wiping their nose, but it doesn't matter.

1020
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 2: It's on ESPN two. It went viral. Oh, I didn't

1021
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 2: know that there's hello dudes that are like, good job, Brittany.

1022
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 6: I don't know if they're doing it to be like

1023
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 6: or if it's just chilly that night, you know, the sweaters.

1024
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: You never know. I did hear these two women when

1025
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: I was coming down from the elevator of the hotel.

1026
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: We're saying that no big deal, and.

1027
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: It's not elevators, the elevators.

1028
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: And of them, the one I didn't realize that there's

1029
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: a cheerleader convention until I got in the lobby. And

1030
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: then these two women, for sure cheer moms, and the

1031
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: one mom is going this fucking bit and I'm like, what, yeah,

1032
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: what's happening this She goes she doesn't even want to

1033
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 1: be a cheer captain.

1034
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 2: Talking about talking about her daughter.

1035
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: No, no, talking about I think a not a cheer captain,

1036
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: the cheer.

1037
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 2: Leader coach, like a coach.

1038
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: She never even wanted to do it, and she doesn't

1039
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: respect the cheer moms. And then the other woman called

1040
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: her a cunt. Standing there against the wall, going please

1041
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 1: don't recognize me as bumper.

1042
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 2: Don't recognize that?

1043
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: What was like, please don't stop the music.

1044
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's in.

1045
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 2: My favorite place. Gotta get.

1046
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 1: Way that bad way. You did that in the elevator, Kyle,

1047
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 1: Why during that did you decide to figure my asshole

1048
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: right there?

1049
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: Dude?

1050
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I did it, and then you decided to

1051
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: figure my asshole right there.

1052
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. I don't know what you're talking about.

1053
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 2: This dude is like alligating as ship. Dude, I I

1054
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: what do you call that? Shuffle steps.

1055
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: Here and then whoa?

1056
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 3: My boy really got man, we got we got two

1057
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 3: more shows. It's getting weird.

1058
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I don't know, man. I never get

1059
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 2: to do anything that gets a reaction out of you.

1060
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 2: I thought maybe this will do it.

1061
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: I did. In fact, I was like, do I get

1062
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 1: into sounding?

1063
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 2: I was like that so much, Kyle goes. I never

1064
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 2: get a reaction from you. I guess I'll molest you. Look,

1065
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 2: I guess the.

1066
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 1: Lesson in front of twenty five hundred people, that means.

1067
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 2: The perfect time to shine.

1068
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm calling hr oh, and the cool cool

1069
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: part about the Stay hotel, we're saying it lucky. It

1070
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: was obviously all the cheerleaders and stuff. And then we're

1071
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: sitting out waiting for the car to pick us up

1072
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: to take us here.

1073
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 9: And then this guy comes up and he's like, hey,

1074
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 9: I'm now with the cheerleaders. You mind if I get

1075
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 9: a photo from my daughter?

1076
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, who are you here?

1077
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 9: You're here with somebody, and then he goes, yeah, well

1078
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 9: I'm with the girls wrestling team.

1079
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's like a girl wrestling competition.

1080
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 2: You do everything in Kansas City.

1081
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: It's fucking sick, dude.

1082
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that girls wrestled. I didn't know that.

1083
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're gonna wrestle, it's gonna be

1084
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: it's gonna be here in the Midwest. If you're a girl,

1085
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: oh yeah, if you're if you're a if you're a

1086
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: strong ass chick and you live anywhere else in the country,

1087
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 1: your family has.

1088
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 2: To move you here on the squads. And that's how

1089
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 2: you're gonna get it.

1090
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: That's how you're gonna be a fucking rousey man grappling

1091
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: your way to start him.

1092
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 3: I love that discussion where it's like, sweetheart, I don't know,

1093
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 3: Jenny is buff as fuck.

1094
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's that's you live in Connecticut. That's just

1095
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 2: a conversation you have to have with your wife. Honey.

1096
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, but uh, Sadie is shredded. All right,

1097
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 2: we're moving. We're moving to the Midwest.

1098
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 6: Out in California, they just throw those lads in the pool.

1099
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 6: They do water polo, dude, those water polo ladies.

1100
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a bitch ass for Compared to wrestling.

1101
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 2: Du no, no, no, no, no, no, no, water pole,

1102
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 2: you can drowned. Water polo is okayly.

1103
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: Brutal compared to wrestling literally fighting, but they like.

1104
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 2: Shave water fighting.

1105
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're in water and they throw a ball and.

1106
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 8: Those the players will shave their fucking toenails into almost you.

1107
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: Almost said nipples.

1108
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 2: And that's where you almost said nipples. You're just qualified

1109
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 2: what I did not.

1110
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 7: You're like, they they shaved their nipples.

1111
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 8: I heard you, dude, they shave I can say nail

1112
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 8: And then I said totally nail, I thought, mister siko.

1113
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,439
Speaker 2: Which is also like not true. Can they get trying

1114
00:54:59,440 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: to make us?

1115
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: But water polo isn't as aggressive as wrestling, dude, I

1116
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: don't think wrestling is literally you're fighting, And have you

1117
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: ever seen those wrestling they get that when they get

1118
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: some of your wrestle and then someone just takes a

1119
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: thomb and just goes right in someone's asshole.

1120
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 2: Adam, you're talking about getting a pit bowl off of someone.

1121
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: You're talking about what I just did to you, bro.

1122
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 2: And wrestling is not literally fighting, it's it's literally wrestling.

1123
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 2: It's wrestling.

1124
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's water polo is you can't breathe underwater. You

1125
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 8: can hold people underwater. It's crazy. It's a brutal sport.

1126
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,919
Speaker 8: I just don't think you can call it a bitch

1127
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 8: as sport. You're not going it a bit sport compared

1128
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 8: to wrestling, No, you can't.

1129
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1130
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 2: Hey, let's do some hot topics. What do you say, Okay,

1131
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 2: but the city.

1132
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: Topics?

1133
00:55:55,480 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.

1134
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: So two Kansas City area highways among the America's most loathed.

1135
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 1: In a report, Interstate seventy and Interstate thirty five ranked

1136
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: among the top one hundred most low highways in America.

1137
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 2: Donkey loaded, Now, why do you know that?

1138
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: Like they are in the middle of the winter when

1139
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: those things freeze over, there's just like fucked up crashes

1140
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: and then you're just stuck on this shitty freeway for

1141
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 1: like twelve hours. If you're alive, there's there's nothing but

1142
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: black ice. I love that in the middle of winter

1143
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,479
Speaker 1: when they're like, watch off with the black ice. Whoa,

1144
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, we're not gonna see this ice.

1145
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, there's no looking out for it. That's aware.

1146
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 2: Are they saying it like that the news? Dude, you

1147
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 2: gotta watch local news, guys.

1148
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 3: All I know about black ice is that it's the

1149
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 3: best flavor of the those cent trees flavor.

1150
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 2: There couldn't be like a more on brand bike statement.

1151
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 7: Yo, I fuck with the black ice trees.

1152
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: They'll smell so good, dude, I.

1153
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 2: Know what you're talking about. And they do smell good.

1154
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 8: They do intent the intent Yeah, real strong scent black ice.

1155
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: Yes. I don't know.

1156
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever flipped your car and some black eyes.

1157
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 1: I've I've definitely spun out and ran into a snow bank.

1158
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it was black eyes or

1159
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: just regular colored eyes.

1160
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 6: But we've I've been in a car in a you know,

1161
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 6: they probably they've probably rewritten history, but I bet you

1162
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 6: was white ice.

1163
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 2: And then they just were like it was black eyes.

1164
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 2: You're like, well, I didn't see it. But that's interesting.

1165
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 2: Interesting how you came out. Interesting.

1166
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 6: I've only seen white eyes. I don't know about this

1167
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 6: black ice thee made up.

1168
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: I've seen clear ice.

1169
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 2: Clear ice. Yeah.

1170
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 12: The deadliest one car accidents in the snow were weird

1171
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 12: because I remember I've only been in one, but I

1172
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 12: saw the car walked up and I was in my

1173
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 12: mom's van in the back, and it was like fifty

1174
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 12: feet of like, well, we're gonna get fucking smashed.

1175
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: We're gonna get smashed. This car is not stopping. It

1176
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 2: just happens at slow motion.

1177
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: You're like, we're sliding, and you're like, and we're sliding.

1178
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 2: We're sliding and we're sliding and we're the thing you

1179
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:15,959
Speaker 2: cannot stop.

1180
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 6: Doesn't matter if you're steering, reversing, it doesn't matter. You

1181
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 6: just are like, we're going, We're we're sliding, dude. I

1182
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 6: do miss the snow though, I do, really do. I

1183
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 6: wish I was kind of bummed that all this rain

1184
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 6: has happened. I'm like, this would be tight. If it

1185
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 6: was just just fitting on us.

1186
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 2: A little snow, that would be cool. That would be

1187
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 2: a white Christmas.

1188
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: That'd be sick. Because the best this is the best

1189
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: time of the year when it's like that, when it's

1190
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: white and beautiful, and then you get into February and

1191
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: late January and it's just beautiful.

1192
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 6: It's just.

1193
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: Yellow and dirty, and you're like, this is fucking floul.

1194
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 6: Yellow and dirty interesting, interesting, white and beautiful, yellow and

1195
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 6: dirty interesting.

1196
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 2: Talking about snow. Interesting. It's just interesting talking about snow.

1197
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 2: It's just that's interesting.

1198
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse is entering the public domain, oh ship, So

1199
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: that means that we could make like uh not we

1200
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: people could make Mickey Mouse pornos. Nothing you can do

1201
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: about it, And I know that's what Kansas City has

1202
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 1: been clamoring for. I see it. I'm looking on the

1203
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: audience and I could see it.

1204
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, who did that? Though? Winning the Pooh The Winning

1205
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,919
Speaker 2: the Pooh horror film was the worst they came out. Yeah,

1206
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.

1207
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 3: I was more thinking, like, you could make like Mickey

1208
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 3: Mouse weed or some ship like that.

1209
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like cool club.

1210
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 6: Adam would go Mickey Mouse porn first, you would go

1211
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 6: weed horror film.

1212
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 2: I would do a Mickey Mouse house horror film.

1213
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of sick. What about you?

1214
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 2: Probably the cheapest to produce. I don't know I don't

1215
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 2: have a funny answer. Well, why don't you just do

1216
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 2: a drama there?

1217
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, very serious.

1218
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:05,479
Speaker 6: I would remake mad Men, but it'd be mad Mouse's.

1219
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 2: And he'd be like, what the fuck?

1220
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to see like a Daniel day

1221
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: Lewis and there will be blood. But he's Mickey Mouse.

1222
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: I take your shake.

1223
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 2: There's gotta be some milkshake.

1224
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: Goofy, you Goofy, son of a bitch. I've abandon my boy.

1225
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: Why can Goofy talk and Pluto can't say ship? It

1226
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense.

1227
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 6: You're both dogs.

1228
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up and park.

1229
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 2: Abusive Mickey shut the fuck up. Well, yeah, so that's

1230
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 2: what you guys would do. Him would have Blake. Those

1231
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 2: are bad Mickey Mouse impressions, by the way, very very.

1232
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: It's just about as mad as Blake's Kermit the Frog.

1233
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: I don't do that. That is actually kerm By the way,

1234
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: he when we started this tour, he was doing a

1235
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 1: great Kermit the Frog impression. You're kind of matter. We

1236
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: got like four dates into this tour and he was like, Hey,

1237
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 1: what's up, guys, it's Blake.

1238
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 2: Bruh.

1239
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 1: Love first, the guy from what we do in the Shadows.

1240
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 2: You know him, the Tall drink of Water.

1241
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 6: You know him.

1242
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: He's on the King or the Godzilla Show on Apple

1243
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: and then Bumper with the.

1244
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 7: Dumper and I'm just smoking a cigarette backstage.

1245
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 2: And the.

1246
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: Let's Go and now the one with the hair blake

1247
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: smokes cigarettes like a French person kissing an audience.

1248
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 2: Yo.

1249
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 7: Honestly, though, let's smoke cigarettes tonight, dude.

1250
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 2: Right, I do miss him, I do miss him.

1251
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: I never smoked cigarettes, Dude.

1252
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 2: I'm coming up on fucking like ten years no ciggi's

1253
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 2: and I.

1254
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: Do congratulations, Skyle, that's a big time yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1255
01:01:59,080 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: no wrets.

1256
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 2: Help dude.

1257
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: My dad quit smoking. He's been uh he doesn't smoked

1258
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: a cigarette for seven years and then he got cancer.

1259
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 2: Dude. Ye remember me and Dennis used to smoke ciggies together.

1260
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah Wow.

1261
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 2: What was it like to like just like quit having

1262
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 2: a personality that made me because the human cigarette? Yeah,

1263
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 2: we'd be like, where's that smoke? Dude. Well, it's a

1264
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 2: lot of years of reinvention and now I'm sponsored by

1265
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 2: sale Kirk pickleballing. All right, now you're a guy that

1266
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 2: is so wait, but Kyle, and I'm not trying to

1267
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 2: be a dig JK. Okay. They also sent me free stuff,

1268
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 2: oh show. But I'm like, I signed the contract.

1269
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 8: I know I didn't have to do that, but I've

1270
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 8: gotten a lot of free ship from Okay, and they

1271
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 8: I haven't purchased a paddle in fucking two years.

1272
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 2: Okay, and let's just say I'm up to date.

1273
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: Me neither hit me waiting Blake one got.

1274
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 2: The carbon fiber are old? Those are old news. That's

1275
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 2: five sorry more highway ship. Go ahead, dude.

1276
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,919
Speaker 1: A fossil of a prehistoric you're gonna like this ters

1277
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: because you're on the Godzilla Show on Apple. Yes, monarch

1278
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: fossil of prehistoric dragon as big as a great white shark.

1279
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: Holy Japan, everybody, Godzilla.

1280
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 2: Is upon us.

1281
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: Okay. So the hundred million year old, uh giant dragon

1282
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: the size of a great white shark was unearthed and

1283
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: they're saying it's a crocodile like head for wing shaped

1284
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 1: flippers and a finned tail, so.

1285
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 2: It's a it's a water dragon.

1286
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 6: Don't we know that all these things exist? But they're like,

1287
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 6: it's a dragon, and like are great white sharks?

1288
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not even bad, They're not that big.

1289
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:00,080
Speaker 10: No, this.

1290
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 2: This sounds like a water dragon walk is I mean,

1291
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 2: where did they find it here? Japan? Japan?

1292
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 6: Okay, so that makes it like extra cool Kansas City

1293
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 6: of the East, right, Yeah, that's what they call Japan.

1294
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 2: Pretty cool arts.

1295
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: Can I get those hot cus and a's Yeah, everybody

1296
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: remember when he showed us as nipples and this, Yeah,

1297
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: it happened to uh to chug a beer here in

1298
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 1: Kansas City. It's one of my favorite things to do.

1299
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 7: Let's do it.

1300
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 2: You should take that's really cool. They found another dino

1301
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 2: sore dragon dragon.

1302
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 1: I mean that was kind of a bullshit.

1303
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 2: By the way, this right here is a chug Asaurus

1304
01:04:54,440 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 2: chuga saus If he could beat him last night, yeah

1305
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 2: we got there. I got you three seconds high. Pretty good.

1306
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 2: You took that job of timing him so seriously. I've

1307
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 2: watched that he got it well. Now that I know

1308
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 2: how to tell time, I'm obsessed with that.

1309
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm looked. A lot of people might not know that

1310
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: Durs cannot tell time, and so we're proud of him

1311
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: that he's finally learning.

1312
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 2: And that's not a joke. That's a real thing that

1313
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 2: he deals with.

1314
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 1: And uh, we don't make fun of him.

1315
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 3: For it.

1316
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 2: We don't, gentlemen, it's nine eight, so good job.

1317
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 1: There's a digital clock, so that's also digital.

1318
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 2: He's got, he does, he does.

1319
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: So you guys have some hot hot cues and we

1320
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:04,479
Speaker 1: got some sweet sweet So Zach wants to know where

1321
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 1: did the name mail Order Comedy come from?

1322
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 2: No puns, No puns that is.

1323
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: That was is our name of our sketch group. And

1324
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 1: we came up with it like over fifteen years ago

1325
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: now right, moc is.

1326
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 2: What we call it.

1327
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 6: It came from up so it was a pilot when

1328
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 6: we started doing sketch comedy. Basically the Internet was still

1329
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 6: kind of brand new.

1330
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 2: You are so old.

1331
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 6: We would have people send We were nobody, so I

1332
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 6: don't know how we thought it was gonna work. Well, yeah,

1333
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 6: we just we were hoping that people would send us

1334
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 6: like one sentence ideas for a sketch and then we

1335
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 6: would make it.

1336
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 2: So it was like email Order Comedy.

1337
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 6: You would mail us an idea, we would make it

1338
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 6: and then send it out there.

1339
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 2: And then literally that never happened, never did it, but

1340
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 2: we would.

1341
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 6: So we were doing sketches around town and like that

1342
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 6: was just our moniker and we we kind of tried

1343
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 6: to change it, and the guy who was doing most

1344
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 6: of the shows was like, it's too late. People already

1345
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 6: know you as this, and we were like, yeah know us.

1346
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do all the forty people. Laura Schwartz wants

1347
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,560
Speaker 1: to know, since we are near the Land of the Ozarks,

1348
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 1: what is your favorite memory of Lake of the Ozarks.

1349
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we kind of did this, but I would

1350
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 1: say my favorite. My favorite memory, uh was we get

1351
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: back to the my parents' dock and for whatever reason,

1352
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 1: were like these girls showed us to their tits as

1353
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: we were like leaving the bar, and we're like, oh,

1354
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 1: it's naked time. So then we just get back to

1355
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: our our dock where it's just a bunch of dudes

1356
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 1: and then we're all just getting button naked and go

1357
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 1: swimming due and by the way, it's one pm. We

1358
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: drive past on our on their tri tunes, just a

1359
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 1: family just going out for a brunch or whatever, and

1360
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: we're just dicks out. Just cannon Ball saw well a

1361
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: very pink asshole that day, wildly pink asshole.

1362
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. I did a whole like run jump, gape into

1363
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 2: the water. Dude.

1364
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: It was like I was like, he is a.

1365
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 2: He spread it was.

1366
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: It was athletic. It was athletic how he spread his

1367
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: ass cheeks for his friends because I know I couldn't

1368
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: have done that.

1369
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

1370
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, wild, Like I was just like, hey, grab me

1371
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: a beer, and I crack open a beer and I

1372
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,320
Speaker 1: turn around and I'm just staring into the.

1373
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 2: Abyss, which is.

1374
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 1: What I called Jersey's asshole.

1375
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 2: We call hand brown eye coordination. That's very good.

1376
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 3: That's what That's what I'll take away from your bachelor

1377
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,559
Speaker 3: party is like, you know, you always kind of wonder

1378
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 3: what is my bros Dix looks like.

1379
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: I always was like, twelve of my bros. I know

1380
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 1: exactly what their dicks and buttholes look like. It's crazy. Hey,

1381
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 1: it's the show.

1382
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 2: State that one I want? Actually, that one. That's good.

1383
01:08:55,880 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 6: Ozark's memory though it had to have been leaving our

1384
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 6: friends out in that is right. So two of our

1385
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 6: friends got super hammered very early, and we're like, we

1386
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 6: need to go again.

1387
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 1: It's my mistake because I had my dinner at a steakhouse.

1388
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: It was like whatever Steve's steak chalet or whatever it's

1389
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 1: called it. It was awesome and it was we had

1390
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 1: a great and they are vegetarian, so there was literally

1391
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: nothing for them to eat.

1392
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 2: Nothing to eat that where was a Yaeger fountain.

1393
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 1: There was a yeager fountain.

1394
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 2: That was when I broke and had salmon because I

1395
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 2: was so fucking hungry.

1396
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 1: Yes, so they got blackout drunk, and then and then

1397
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 1: we meant to send them home, but then we put

1398
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: in the wrong address and they never made it home.

1399
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 2: I was given an address.

1400
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 6: I don't know if I misheard it or it was

1401
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,800
Speaker 6: told to me incorrectly, but they went somewhere that wasn't home,

1402
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,560
Speaker 6: and then we kept going out, and then we just

1403
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 6: didn't know where they were, and their phones died and

1404
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 6: they slept in a barn like under a tractors.

1405
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 1: And my mom is super offended by this because she's

1406
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 1: it's not a barn, it's a shed. Yeah, And it

1407
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,679
Speaker 1: wasn't that far from her house. It was like maybe

1408
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 1: like six houses down or something. And she's like, it's actually,

1409
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 1: it's not a barn. There's no barns in our neighborhood. Well,

1410
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:20,200
Speaker 1: fair enough, there's no barns. They should have pulled up.

1411
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 1: It's a large shed. There is a tractor, but it's

1412
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:25,519
Speaker 1: it's not a big tractor.

1413
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 7: They should have pulled up to butt fuck Cove. We

1414
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 7: would have accepted them with arms wide open.

1415
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 2: Something.

1416
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 1: So Hailey Glover wants to know, does Kyle and I

1417
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 1: didn't know this, but I guess this is a known

1418
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: fact within the fan base. Does Kyle really have the

1419
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,200
Speaker 1: smallest penis?

1420
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 2: Oh, there's no way.

1421
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: I think. I think you make the joke about having

1422
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 1: the smallest penis the most.

1423
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you know there's truth in comedy, and let's

1424
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:58,120
Speaker 2: just leave it at that. Danny, all right, all right,

1425
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 2: we don't need to get into it.

1426
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need to get into it. Hey, there's

1427
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 1: only one way to find out Kansas City.

1428
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 2: You want to see it, you keep talking about it,

1429
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 2: I might as well show him.

1430
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,439
Speaker 1: Hey, this is Kate, everybody, She's the other star of the.

1431
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:15,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.

1432
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 1: All right.

1433
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 2: I was down there somewhere. I'll tell you where to

1434
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 2: put it. Nope, not tonight, Not tonight, tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

1435
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 1: Not sorry about that.

1436
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 2: Miles, uncle or grandpa had the best joke ever at

1437
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 2: the urinal.

1438
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:35,479
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, at the journal we were he was wearing

1439
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 8: swim shorts and I'm at the urinal and he pulls

1440
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 8: up next to me, and he's like just taking down

1441
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 8: a swim shirts.

1442
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 2: He's like said, now, where did I put that thing?

1443
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 2: This dude wasn't very funny either, so that was like

1444
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 2: the fucking coolest thing I could have heard him say, Well,

1445
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:51,760
Speaker 2: what's cool?

1446
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: As he might not have been joking, but his name,

1447
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,680
Speaker 1: you know, in your family, he wasn't funny, but his

1448
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: name was dick.

1449
01:11:58,400 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 2: His name was Grandpa Dick.

1450
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, one of my I found out that one

1451
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:07,759
Speaker 1: of my teachers in elementary school, her name was Miss Dickie,

1452
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 1: and I found out that her husband's name was Harry,

1453
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,599
Speaker 1: Harry Dickie. How could you name your child Harry if

1454
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:22,000
Speaker 1: your last name's Dickie, Because you're the funniest person alive.

1455
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 2: That's how right.

1456
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 1: So Christian Shad Dick wants to know why is Adam

1457
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 1: the kind of guy you don't bring home to your parents?

1458
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: Well that was a character. Oh my, your mom's run

1459
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:45,920
Speaker 1: the show in real life. I probably won't fuck your mom.

1460
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,240
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a married man, I have a child

1461
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,639
Speaker 1: on the way. I'm very excited about it. Just gonna

1462
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:58,679
Speaker 1: hang around more than likely, more than likely not fucking

1463
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:02,640
Speaker 1: your mom, So more than likely but there's still a

1464
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 1: chance I didn't wants to know what are your favorite

1465
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: Xmas carols and can you sing them? Sally no Holy no.

1466
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,320
Speaker 2: Olea is card.

1467
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 10: Brawn, brownion, bir jy boar, the Lanchi, holyer boss, sweet

1468
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:44,080
Speaker 10: sweet headingly like.

1469
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 2: Wow do sweet thly.

1470
01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: Cute.

1471
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 2: What I love about that is that you know when

1472
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:13,680
Speaker 2: you go.

1473
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 6: To church with your dad for the first time and

1474
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:18,640
Speaker 6: you see him sing, and your whole life is like

1475
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,759
Speaker 6: what because your dad puts on that like church singing voice.

1476
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: My dad, my dad was the king, and it was

1477
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: like he's almost was like making fun of singing, like

1478
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,600
Speaker 1: how intense he got into singing like.

1479
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 2: So and my mom would be like, yo, too much,

1480
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 2: you're riding too much.

1481
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 1: But then he's kind of elbowing me and being like, yo,

1482
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 1: we're singing so loud right now because it's Christmas and

1483
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:47,120
Speaker 1: you can He's so He's like, get ready, this is

1484
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 1: my ship. Hark the hair old.

1485
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 2: Right if you had your light on.

1486
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,840
Speaker 6: I saw that that was the ship on Christmas E

1487
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,720
Speaker 6: when you would go to church and they would light

1488
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,240
Speaker 6: your candle and you would just be like melting the

1489
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 6: wax into your hand.

1490
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and.

1491
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,320
Speaker 1: You're a kid and it's midnight Mass and you're like,

1492
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:15,720
Speaker 1: this is the best night of my life. Right, I

1493
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 1: have a fire in my hand and my dad is

1494
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: egging me on to sing way too.

1495
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 2: Loud in a place There was a draft of Game

1496
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 2: Over Man where I don't know what was going on.

1497
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 6: It was in like the first fifteen pages where we

1498
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:32,640
Speaker 6: like saw some go down and we were like, it

1499
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 6: looks like Christmas came early.

1500
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 2: And then we like backed out of the doorway, going oh,

1501
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:47,120
Speaker 2: and then like that's a fucking bann with that one.

1502
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 2: I'll tell you.

1503
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm Christmas bangers. Christmas my favorite time of the year.

1504
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 1: I fucking love it, dude.

1505
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:08,320
Speaker 2: Christmas rocks, love it. I can't wait to get celebrate it.

1506
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,760
Speaker 7: I like Alvin and the Chipmunks, So that's that's my.

1507
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,120
Speaker 1: Favorite, right, And you want to sing a little bit

1508
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: of it lashes fire right good.

1509
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,640
Speaker 2: I'm more of a California Raisins Christmas type guy. Oh

1510
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,840
Speaker 2: what did I say? California Raisins sing Christmas songs?

1511
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 8: Do you remember the California Raisin special where they had

1512
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:33,880
Speaker 8: the dinosaur and he's saying, here we come a waffling

1513
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 8: and he was eating fucking waffles.

1514
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 2: I think that's what I'm talking about.

1515
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't, but.

1516
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,439
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah dude.

1517
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Mike Ferguson wants to know. Also, Christmas theme,

1518
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 1: this is nice. What is everyone's favorite Christmas movie? Because

1519
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:52,280
Speaker 1: it's Christmas time?

1520
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 2: And dude, it's same. Dude, is diehard of Christmas movie?

1521
01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 1: Yes? It is, and it is that one would be mine,

1522
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:05,040
Speaker 1: would truly be home alone, dude. It's such a classic.

1523
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:11,440
Speaker 3: Uh, mine has always been always will be earnest saves Christmas.

1524
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,400
Speaker 2: Whoa, that is a good one.

1525
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:14,280
Speaker 1: That's classic.

1526
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:16,640
Speaker 2: You what I mean?

1527
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 10: You know what I mean?

1528
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 2: What I mean? You know what I mean?

1529
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 1: What's yours? Kyle?

1530
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,080
Speaker 2: It's a wonderful life.

1531
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:22,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's sick.

1532
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go old school. Did you drop one? I

1533
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:27,680
Speaker 2: fuck with Gremlins?

1534
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:28,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1535
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,800
Speaker 2: Like Gremlins?

1536
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,519
Speaker 6: Is I just watched it the day That will be

1537
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 6: fucking rips, Dude. Those grandlins are getting drunk as fucking

1538
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:41,800
Speaker 6: the bar and she's like serving them alcohol like it's

1539
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:42,599
Speaker 6: totally normal.

1540
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:46,000
Speaker 1: Wait, you might have watched that. This ain't Gremlins.

1541
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 2: No have you the bar and she's like opening but

1542
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:52,200
Speaker 2: like beers for them.

1543
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like the next Tavie that we

1544
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,080
Speaker 1: do because it's not going to be the Workaholics movie.

1545
01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,439
Speaker 1: Fuck Paramount Plus.

1546
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:08,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, we might as fuck me going fuck Paramount, Pluck Paramount,

1547
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 13: Fuck Paramount.

1548
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 2: Dude, they fucking sucked. Dude. Yeah, that was a real

1549
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:18,400
Speaker 2: bummer of us.

1550
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 1: They pulled that movie from us five weeks from when

1551
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,640
Speaker 1: we were about to start shooting. We were all so excited.

1552
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:27,240
Speaker 1: The script was so funny and we were so I mean,

1553
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,120
Speaker 1: we were so ready to give it to you guys.

1554
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 1: Fuck Paramount Plus.

1555
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:32,640
Speaker 2: Why didn't you cry about it?

1556
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,759
Speaker 6: Why was I even saying fuck Paramount Plus. I'm excited,

1557
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,080
Speaker 6: You're just excited. That's fine, that's okay, you're in Kansas City.

1558
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 2: What hell about? Oh?

1559
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, uh, maybe the next movie we do,

1560
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,800
Speaker 1: because it's not gonna be the Workhorcks movie. It's like

1561
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:55,599
Speaker 1: a creature feature, dude, feature. Yeah, like a Grandlin's type

1562
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:58,200
Speaker 1: movie or or a Tremor's type movie.

1563
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,360
Speaker 6: That'd be fun, full blown down Yep. Yes, I would

1564
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 6: love to do a creature feature with you. What's the

1565
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:06,679
Speaker 6: name of the bar and Ozarts? Buttfucker's But no, there's

1566
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:08,400
Speaker 6: like Dick's halfway in.

1567
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, dude, my favorite thing about the Ozarks is

1568
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:16,800
Speaker 1: every name is like, hey, welcome to Cocksuckers Cold, and

1569
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:20,080
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, I'm going to Big Bertha's Buthole Barn,

1570
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 1: and yeah, Dick's Hey for a nickel, you can get

1571
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,760
Speaker 1: a shot of seamen with a minnow in it, and

1572
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,400
Speaker 1: you're like, do I have to take that? And you're

1573
01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:32,679
Speaker 1: like you do and you Alan, I guess.

1574
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:37,000
Speaker 2: So sixty nine dudes, welcome to Dix all the way out.

1575
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,720
Speaker 1: So Nick Nick would like to know what would Brozarks

1576
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,720
Speaker 1: Part two look like.

1577
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:43,799
Speaker 2: Bitch, we would die.

1578
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 6: Jet skis all day, right, I can't wait to get

1579
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:49,080
Speaker 6: I rode on the back of Kyle's jet ski.

1580
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:52,280
Speaker 2: This dude has no fear, no fear on a jet ski.

1581
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 2: You went fast as fuck. I thought we were out

1582
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:57,080
Speaker 2: to cancuss each other because I was shuttling people to

1583
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,280
Speaker 2: the alligator bar. Right, I was like the d d

1584
01:19:59,439 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 2: of the whole thing.

1585
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:02,479
Speaker 6: And you'd hop on and then he would just rip,

1586
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:05,160
Speaker 6: and I'm like, I think I'm just gonna fucking like

1587
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:06,200
Speaker 6: in the back of your head.

1588
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 1: I got a bail, I got a bail.

1589
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to give you a ride.

1590
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,840
Speaker 1: There should be some fear because people die on that,

1591
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,200
Speaker 1: like multiple times a year.

1592
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you guys were all going fucking hard. I

1593
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:18,840
Speaker 2: felt like I had to go hard at something, you

1594
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:19,280
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

1595
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:22,040
Speaker 1: We were going hard on like ruining our livers and

1596
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: like Blake was just swallowing covid water.

1597
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was just. Kyle's back at the house, like,

1598
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 2: did you hear about all the celery? I ate shit?

1599
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 2: Gout wild.

1600
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 1: Kyle was like, dude, hey, there's not gonna be any

1601
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,160
Speaker 1: celery for the bloody Mary's tomorrow morning.

1602
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 2: I wan't breaking you guys out.

1603
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 1: Why, Hey, good luck, good luck with your bloody Mary's tomorrow.

1604
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,839
Speaker 1: You might notice there's necessary left.

1605
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:50,040
Speaker 2: Ask me about it.

1606
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:55,000
Speaker 3: Ask me about it, dude, I ate fifty sticks. We

1607
01:20:55,120 --> 01:21:00,280
Speaker 3: didn't ask im hard on the breath.

1608
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 1: Smell my breath. It smells like celery. We're like, yeah, dude,

1609
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:05,800
Speaker 1: that's cool.

1610
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:08,760
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Dude. Can I please get a ride to

1611
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 2: the bar. Yeah, but we're gonna go hella fast and

1612
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:11,800
Speaker 2: almost die.

1613
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,920
Speaker 1: So Anna would like to know if you had to choose,

1614
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 1: which of the other three guys would you pick to

1615
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 1: raise your family for you? Wow, because were deceased, great question,

1616
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 1: You were deceased so your family someone has to raise

1617
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 1: whoa this is like, yeah, somebody has to raise my children,

1618
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: your children as I die. This is my mother and

1619
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 1: father were done.

1620
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:38,720
Speaker 2: So dude, this is my last will?

1621
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:46,800
Speaker 1: Is we died on a a jet ski adventure, right, gonna.

1622
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,800
Speaker 2: Say, Blake me? Yeah?

1623
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 8: Because we sucker because we're in the same we grew

1624
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 8: up kind of the same.

1625
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I think neighborhoods.

1626
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,240
Speaker 1: So I'm about to have two more kids, Bro, I

1627
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:00,160
Speaker 1: can't handle that.

1628
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,479
Speaker 2: No, I don't think this is the most responsible in.

1629
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:09,679
Speaker 1: So Blake's gonna have now four kids from three different women.

1630
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:12,720
Speaker 2: That's a lot.

1631
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 1: He's a goddamn basketball star because yeah, I know they'd

1632
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:19,000
Speaker 1: be going.

1633
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,760
Speaker 2: To the Bay for holidays and stuff like that.

1634
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:24,720
Speaker 1: What would you do with his kids? I'd teach them

1635
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:25,720
Speaker 1: how to play basketball.

1636
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,040
Speaker 6: It's fair because obviously Kyle has his influence on his

1637
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,800
Speaker 6: children what he envisions them to Like, maybe.

1638
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:38,679
Speaker 3: This is such a complex question, I'd rather talk about

1639
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:39,400
Speaker 3: it backstage.

1640
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 2: I would put him down down, put them down. See

1641
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,680
Speaker 2: that's why I didn't choose you. I think you'd go

1642
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 2: fucking deep somewhere.

1643
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,040
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, not

1644
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,720
Speaker 1: your kids. I would raise your kids. I would do

1645
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:58,640
Speaker 1: a great job with your children. I wouldn't give my

1646
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:04,479
Speaker 1: kids to any of you guys. I would put them down. Yeah,

1647
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 1: that would be and there would be like a weird

1648
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,759
Speaker 1: clause in the will and going, oh shit, Okay, Adam

1649
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:09,759
Speaker 1: is a new father.

1650
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,560
Speaker 6: I think I think I would want to meet I

1651
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,000
Speaker 6: would want to meet Adam's nanny.

1652
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, just so I'm gonna have like twelve nan figure

1653
01:23:17,479 --> 01:23:18,960
Speaker 1: her out because you're gone a lot.

1654
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:22,320
Speaker 2: This guy's busy. But maybe she's pretty cool. She could

1655
01:23:22,439 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 2: do a good job. I guess I'll go with Kyle

1656
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:26,599
Speaker 2: as well.

1657
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,560
Speaker 7: And because we're both from the Bay Area, so you know,

1658
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:31,040
Speaker 7: it's just like.

1659
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:34,840
Speaker 2: A geography thing and like upbringing, like honestly I did.

1660
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:37,880
Speaker 6: They'd be hyphy a new if they be raised by you,

1661
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,559
Speaker 6: they'd be hyphy, dude.

1662
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:43,799
Speaker 1: Just please make sure their lullabies are mac tray. Okay,

1663
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:48,320
Speaker 1: Jesus well on that note, any take backs, any apologies,

1664
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:50,679
Speaker 1: any epic slams here for Kansas City guys.

1665
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:55,759
Speaker 2: Hey, Any merry Christmases. Yes, I have a merry Christmas.

1666
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,600
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas to you.

1667
01:23:56,680 --> 01:24:00,800
Speaker 1: Everyone here, okay, okay, I would say the holidays to

1668
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:05,519
Speaker 1: you guys holidays. I mean, admittedly, thank you guys so

1669
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:09,920
Speaker 1: much for coming out and showing so much love. I

1670
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,880
Speaker 1: was circling these dates on the calendar the entire way.

1671
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,280
Speaker 1: I knew Kansas City and Omaha would come up to

1672
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:19,519
Speaker 1: support and you guys hear so thank you for sewing

1673
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:20,240
Speaker 1: up and show.

1674
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,040
Speaker 6: I feel like I would be remiss. Yeah oh yeah,

1675
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 6: because you guys know what that I and I know

1676
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:28,720
Speaker 6: what that means. I would be very remiss me too.

1677
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,080
Speaker 2: I also know what remiss means.

1678
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:35,479
Speaker 6: To not compliment Blake on his skateboarding skills, I was okay, yeah, yo.

1679
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:39,439
Speaker 3: Unless there's anything you need to say which brings me

1680
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,960
Speaker 3: to my special uplifting moment, is that one of the

1681
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:45,320
Speaker 3: things we do. I just want to give a special

1682
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 3: shout out to Sean malto Kansas City.

1683
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:52,560
Speaker 1: Let yeah baby, yeah yeah, I don't know. I'm not

1684
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:54,680
Speaker 1: saying he came out here and did a.

1685
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:58,599
Speaker 3: Little flip seducer, russle, But I'm just saying that Bro

1686
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,439
Speaker 3: is sick on a board, sad boarder.

1687
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,519
Speaker 1: And also, I would like one more time to shout

1688
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:06,320
Speaker 1: out my family, thank.

1689
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:07,000
Speaker 2: You for showing up.

1690
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:13,720
Speaker 1: Flights up again, my family members, if you can just

1691
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:14,360
Speaker 1: stand up.

1692
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:26,879
Speaker 13: Football, stand up, see you back there everywhere.

1693
01:25:29,439 --> 01:25:32,200
Speaker 1: Look at them all, there they are. I see you guys.

1694
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:37,240
Speaker 1: Thank you. Sorry for all the talk about jas and

1695
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:42,720
Speaker 1: buttholes and stuff. Get away in the form of just

1696
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:43,599
Speaker 1: T shirts.

1697
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:50,160
Speaker 2: Just keep moving the couch back. Hell yeah, all right,

1698
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:54,559
Speaker 2: this is going team. I'm gonna go all the way

1699
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:57,519
Speaker 2: over here. You already that's sick.

1700
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the divines the city.

1701
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,320
Speaker 2: Thank you, not so much.

1702
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:13,559
Speaker 1: We can't wait. We're gonna be party tonight. Hopefully we'll

1703
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,439
Speaker 1: see you out of these streets. And this is another

1704
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 1: episode of Yes But