WEBVTT - Shipmatized w/ Jon Higgins

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<v Speaker 1>You know that our show is way better than the rest.

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<v Speaker 1>November and Lacy. Which one day you like best? It's

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<v Speaker 1>the Emperor and Lace. Say, let's say an Amber show.

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<v Speaker 1>You like Amber Moore, you like Lacey Lacy. Guys, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the Amber and Lacy Lacy Number Show. Today's show

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<v Speaker 1>is about love. Okay. Each bit we're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>is special for bound.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, yeah, my phone was ringing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hello, Yeah. They all called and said I'm the best. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>my phone off. Normally I turned my phone off during

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast. I'm so embarrassed. Guys, I never have my

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<v Speaker 3>phone ring They called me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, go carry on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is the Amber and Lacy Lacy Amber Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the middle of a lie about how

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<v Speaker 1>everything is about love and how it was for February fourteenth.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's not true. Why did you say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll never know, because you interrupted me while I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to do a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not true. What I'm so sorry? Matter they do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, imagine like matter too late? You said

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<v Speaker 1>they do, so now you are. Now you're getting canceled.

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<v Speaker 1>Run alongside me. Maybe you go signed it too quick?

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<v Speaker 1>I did it I did it, Lacy.

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<v Speaker 2>How was your week? My week has been great?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I've been thinking about all day

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<v Speaker 3>is when I do get back to New York City,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to go ice skating because somebody didn't go

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<v Speaker 3>with me last year.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't get one person who.

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<v Speaker 3>I know?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you if one did not go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Will someone go ice skating with me?

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<v Speaker 3>Please ride in if you will go ice skate with me,

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<v Speaker 3>pul Amber, her number is no.

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<v Speaker 2>Five five five, Amby. I need to go ice skating.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you will go ice skating with Lacey, you

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<v Speaker 1>should tweet at her Lacey, you stink.

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<v Speaker 2>That way she'll know you want to go ice skating

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<v Speaker 2>with her.

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<v Speaker 1>And if lay I want to go ice skating with her,

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<v Speaker 1>say Lacey, you stink, and then she'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Know the difference. What she'll know the difference, She'll know

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<v Speaker 2>what you mean. I want to go ice skating so bad, Amber,

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you want to? Can you ice skate? I

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<v Speaker 2>can ice skate? I don't think you can. I can

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<v Speaker 2>ice skate, I can roller skate. I can do it. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>If I fill I do think my bones would shatter

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<v Speaker 1>like an old woman. And that's real. I do think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one fall away from a broken bone. Hmm, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't want that, but it's a pretty fun experiment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I should do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I just like roller skating infinitely more than ice skating.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love roller skating emactly vibe. You're indoors your wars,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a pickle, you need.

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<v Speaker 3>To Oh you do Okay, now you've just want to

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<v Speaker 3>be over. Okay, but wait, when's the last time you've

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<v Speaker 3>been roller skating? And be honest, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would say five years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, then maybe you know how to roller skate

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<v Speaker 3>because I hadn't been in maybe ten years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy. It was like I didn't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>roller skate anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like getting on No, it's not like getting

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<v Speaker 3>back on a bike. I was wobbly like a baby deer.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, I was the best. I was the

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<v Speaker 3>best roller skater in Omaha, Nebraska people. I'm not lying.

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<v Speaker 2>I was really good. It's true. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's happened to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Move it or lose it.

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<v Speaker 3>So now I gotta stay on my roller skating skills

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm back at it now. But it's not the same, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the same. Sorry, Lacey, I will not be joining the

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<v Speaker 3>roller derby? So could you do a roller derby? Could

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<v Speaker 3>you knock people down?

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing about roller skating.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't lose any of my skill, but I lost

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand percent of the ability to move that much. Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I made one lap around and was like, God help me.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't do it? Yeah, what is that?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want? We don't weigh that much. My ankles

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<v Speaker 3>were like, what am I holding up? That's all my

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<v Speaker 3>ankle said was if you don't sitch a fat ask

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<v Speaker 3>me you can't be holding up all it is too.

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<v Speaker 3>My ankles were just the only thing that hurt. I

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<v Speaker 3>was dying, and I was like, why can't I skate?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Lacy and I are not big people? I don't know it?

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<v Speaker 2>Go as for as to call us small? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>could not do it. My ankles gave out. My knees

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<v Speaker 2>were like, hey, I dare you. I dare you to

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<v Speaker 2>keep going. I got ten dollars to say, I'm about

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<v Speaker 2>to pop off you. I got your Nie said it

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<v Speaker 2>not and he you're about to pu pop off?

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<v Speaker 1>Money said sometimes you gotta pop off at show niggas

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<v Speaker 1>did we ever talk about oh that I'm dying Kendrick

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<v Speaker 1>Lamar and Drake Beef when it happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we did because we're all remember I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know about it, and we sat and Amber made

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<v Speaker 3>us listen to every song in order because I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know what was going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what was going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, guys, and I listened to Anita Baker and Tony Braxton.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way that I listened to all them songs.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry. So Amber explained to me what was

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<v Speaker 3>going on, played the songs, and then that's how I

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<v Speaker 3>found out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was really fun, and I think everyone should

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<v Speaker 1>sit down and listen to all the songs in order.

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<v Speaker 3>Amber, can you quickly explain to people that are listening

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<v Speaker 3>that have no idea what There's still maybe five people

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<v Speaker 3>out there that don't know, and I don't want anyone

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<v Speaker 3>in the dark. While we're talking about this, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>And each other wrote a bunch of songs about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares? These children are crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>They had a little beef, they're upset.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like if Amber and I and we Amber

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<v Speaker 3>and I always be writing distracts about each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Beginning of these songs. Hey, this podcast a number one

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<v Speaker 3>long distrust we made to put our songs together and

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<v Speaker 3>call it the Amber Lazy Lazy Emberg Distract cause we

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<v Speaker 3>got some good ones.

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<v Speaker 2>We do, really, because if you've listened to.

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<v Speaker 3>This podcast enough, you know we be having distracts at

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<v Speaker 3>the beginning. So that's what the Kendrick Lamar and Drake thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, and that's why they should get it all out

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<v Speaker 1>in a podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>So, but how do you feel about Kendrick Lamar now

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<v Speaker 3>being on the What is he going to do the

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<v Speaker 3>Super Bowl?

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<v Speaker 2>What Kendrick Lamar?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's gonna crash.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do I feel just a little bit like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about drink come there and then.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care about any of these people, but I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like, let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's not. He's gonna roast him on the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean to be fair. It's one of the best

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<v Speaker 1>songs of all time. Listen, it's really beautiful. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful work Amber. I have to say it, and Amber

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<v Speaker 1>gets mad when I when I say this. But the

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<v Speaker 1>funniest thing that I ever saw I was in Times Square.

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<v Speaker 1>There was this little children's choir singing.

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<v Speaker 3>And Seize the day. What is that from the newsies

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<v Speaker 3>that musical sees it? Imagine that being mixed with they

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<v Speaker 3>not like us? So it was like, and seize the day?

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<v Speaker 3>They not like us? They not like us? Why they

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<v Speaker 3>not like us? Has been mixed into everything everywhere. I

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<v Speaker 3>was crying real tears when I heard that. I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>even the kids choir, yeah, singing Kendrick Lamar, like that

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<v Speaker 3>shouldn't happened, but it was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone Today on the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber Show,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a sweety sweety pie. We have doctor John

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Higgins. They are one of my favoritest people, just

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<v Speaker 1>like a very delightful baby who we love.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to stop calling people baby.

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<v Speaker 1>But they don't a baby. They're so cute, cute little's

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<v Speaker 1>only because they're so cute. So we have doctor John

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Higgins. They are a podcast host, the Black Fat

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<v Speaker 1>Femme Podcast, and they have a book coming out that's

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<v Speaker 1>also called Black Fat fem revealing the power of visibly

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<v Speaker 1>queer voices in media and learning to love yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh nice, So we love them. You're going to fall

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<v Speaker 2>in love with them too.

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<v Speaker 4>In one minute right after these messages.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, everybody, hold on to your butt. Swatch out.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to the second Party, you ever Lazy Lacy

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<v Speaker 1>and Ambras show. Today's guest is our perfect Baby. They're

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<v Speaker 1>the creator, executive producer, and the host of the Black

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<v Speaker 1>Fat Fem podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Please welcome, Doctor John Paul Higgins. We did it, Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>We well, we kind of did it. We only twenty five.

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<v Speaker 5>Jill.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hold on, hold up, Okay, okay, okay, okay, now, Amber,

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<v Speaker 3>let's hold our nails up.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it? Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, So so I'm calling them my Thanksgiving nails. They

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<v Speaker 6>have they have a little bit it's like a tinge

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<v Speaker 6>of like a reddish brown, and then there's a gold line.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm calling them my Thanksgiving nails. And then I know.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't know we was gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing nails today.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know because I really thought I'm a raggedy

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<v Speaker 3>but I knew ambers was gonna be always very terrible. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>look look at mine, just plain, just plain against is

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<v Speaker 3>okay to be playing in a world. Yes, but that's hair. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I look at everybody's hair.

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<v Speaker 2>We did that. We all got the memory. Naturally, it's fluffy.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch out John bun Oh do people call you John

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<v Speaker 1>Bon because.

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<v Speaker 7>You know you and I will hold on to that.

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<v Speaker 7>I will be I will John John, Yes, John you are.

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<v Speaker 7>Is it true that you wrote a book?

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<v Speaker 6>Know it's it's It's a true thing. It's a real thing.

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<v Speaker 6>It is a tangible thing. It will be in You

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<v Speaker 6>can go to your local library, go to your black bookstore.

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<v Speaker 6>You can get it March twenty fifth. You can pre

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<v Speaker 6>order it, now, that is the thing I've been telling everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Pre order it.

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<v Speaker 6>Go to go to my website and there's like six

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<v Speaker 6>or seven different places you can click and you can

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<v Speaker 6>pre order it. But yes, March twenty fifth, twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 6>there will be a book with multiple pages that folks

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<v Speaker 6>can read from me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be I'm gonna be selling some out of

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<v Speaker 3>my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Wherever you need this book, I'm gonna be there. You

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<v Speaker 2>see Lacy Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Pop coll cop it and then it'll be full of

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<v Speaker 1>a book called what you Want is the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the fim.

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<v Speaker 2>The title is very long, so here let me.

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<v Speaker 3>I always have to like google it because the title

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<v Speaker 3>is so damn long.

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<v Speaker 6>I've just been calling it the Black Fat Film Book.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's a full title, and I have yet to memorize.

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<v Speaker 2>It yet, and I live on the show that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want whyely to yell at me. So I'll

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<v Speaker 6>make sure that my good because my editor wanted. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>just say the whole thing, okay. So revealing the power

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<v Speaker 6>of visibly queer voices in media and learning to love yourself, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the hard work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's hard to memorize. Yes, perfectly, fine, No, write

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<v Speaker 1>it on your hand.

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<v Speaker 6>It. Every time I came up with the title we we,

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<v Speaker 6>I was in the back of an uber. I was

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<v Speaker 6>in the back of a uber going back, like, texting

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<v Speaker 6>my editor about the title, and we came up with

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<v Speaker 6>that one. But it is very long and I have

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<v Speaker 6>yet to memorize it. But eventually I will know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Eventually I won't know it. Yeah, yeah, that's my problem.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been away. Yes, yeah, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>have one in New York, Charlotte. When you say doctor John,

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<v Speaker 2>do you feel not?

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<v Speaker 1>No, But that's true, John John. It's the sex shop.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the sex toy store in Omaha. I'm in Omaha, Nebraska,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor johnes. So when I say your nang, Doctor John.

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<v Speaker 2>John, Oh, hey, Hey, would.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't just say you can't say doctor John in

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<v Speaker 3>front of a bunch of people in Omaha.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have to get you know what. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>tell my friends.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna text my friend who used to live there,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm gonna just be like doctor John and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna see.

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<v Speaker 2>What he responds with doctor John's.

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<v Speaker 6>I think he's from Omaha to he lives out here

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<v Speaker 6>now in California, but he's from He gonna act like

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<v Speaker 6>he don't know, but he knows, you knows. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 6>tell I'm gonna text that's doctor James, doctor James Simmons.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna text him, and I'm gonna say, Mamas, what

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<v Speaker 6>does doctor John mean?

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<v Speaker 2>And see what he says when it's doctor John's possessive?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I right? I think that belongs, that booty belongs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm googling it, right, I'm making sure.

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<v Speaker 1>When I hear h doctor John, I think doctor John,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor John, doctor John will with civil rights leader saying

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<v Speaker 1>it all morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well that's also a little bit of me too.

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<v Speaker 6>I also people's rights.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes you sing a double.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not well, that's the liberty of people to wear lingerie.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't aware now these things were named after you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, m hm, they know, they know, they know who

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<v Speaker 6>they they've been new the.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're gonna this is not going to be like

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<v Speaker 1>our regular podcast. This is going to be the one

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<v Speaker 1>where we stay on track and it's not too much fun. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're on track. Hey, everybody, Okay, okay, the first step,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, don't I didn't know. I don't even have enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard yea that yeah Doctor John's show.

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<v Speaker 2>They were they were How did it go? Tell me everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I be extremely honest? Yes, this is what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever hang out with young people and you realize.

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<v Speaker 2>Whippers so old?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so old like not old like not really you

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<v Speaker 5>old like to I mean yeah, yeah, like the body

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<v Speaker 5>is old, the brain is old old, but those like

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<v Speaker 5>old sensibilities.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I can't help.

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<v Speaker 6>My co host is thirty, so so Joho is still

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<v Speaker 6>a little Joho is.

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<v Speaker 2>Right in this It is thirty that I have one

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<v Speaker 2>r thirty year old jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there's there's this there's this thing where it's like

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<v Speaker 3>Jojo lives between.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the AA.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a a R P and then there's like what

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<v Speaker 6>do you call it, there's like and then jin alpha.

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<v Speaker 6>They're like right in the middle of both of them,

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<v Speaker 6>and so they still have a touch of both. And

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<v Speaker 6>it's like I'm the I'm the one that's like starting

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<v Speaker 6>to touch a arp a little, and Joe it's just Jojo.

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<v Speaker 2>Keeps me young.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, I definitely understood. I feel that often, very

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<v Speaker 6>very often, it's really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And when it's like people who are especially when people

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<v Speaker 1>work in like d I inclusivity, then they will leave

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<v Speaker 1>yours in the dust. They will leave you in the dust,

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<v Speaker 1>and it'll be like, God, damn, I thought I knew

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<v Speaker 1>some ship. But I like it though, because they can

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<v Speaker 1>become the type learning person who yeah, everyone can hang with,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's my main goal, well ship, not everybody know well.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's when I would saying I was on a

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<v Speaker 2>cruise ship this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>I just kept looking around at all the people and

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<v Speaker 3>I was going, I wonder who you voted for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Who did it? Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so funny now because your eyes just look around

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<v Speaker 3>and you just like you want to cackle, you want

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<v Speaker 3>to be kindy, and then you realize, hmm, I think

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<v Speaker 3>they voted against my right right name, stand up and

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<v Speaker 3>say your name like I voted, Yeah, say your name.

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<v Speaker 2>See, so I'm with you. I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 6>And it has been a very rough week because part

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<v Speaker 6>of me has been like he he fun times with

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<v Speaker 6>white people on a boat. But then every time there's

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<v Speaker 6>that small moment where I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like, I know they voted for that man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, please, I've always wanted to go on a cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you go? What was your experience? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>You know? So every every so me and my partner

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<v Speaker 6>have been ever since we've gotten together. He's known that

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a huge I love cruising. I've been a big,

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<v Speaker 6>big cruiser. But I was just telling my one on

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<v Speaker 6>the way home while we were rushing to get through

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<v Speaker 6>the door because there was a hole to do this morning,

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<v Speaker 6>we're trying to get off the boat. I have learned that.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do I say this without sounding elitist?

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<v Speaker 6>I have learned that Carnival was fun for the younger me,

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<v Speaker 6>like the twenty five thirty year old me, the thirty

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<v Speaker 6>nine year old me now needs a princess or Norwegian,

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<v Speaker 6>or a celebrity or a virgin. I have just I

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<v Speaker 6>can't do like this was the last cruise. This was

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<v Speaker 6>the last Carnival cruise I can do. And what I

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<v Speaker 6>mean by that is is just like and maybe Lacy

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<v Speaker 6>you want I mean, maybe you understand.

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<v Speaker 2>My friends, my friends the cruise tell me, do not

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<v Speaker 2>do Carnival. That's not Carnival.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like I said, fun, right, Carnival was fun for

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<v Speaker 6>what it's fun for, and Carnival was fun for alcohol.

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<v Speaker 6>I am not a drinker, and so because I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>a drinker, I did get the bubbly package, meaning I

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<v Speaker 6>did get my soda like I had my soda. I

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<v Speaker 6>had my pepsi one, which they switched from coke products,

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<v Speaker 6>which I'm really really upset about.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, and.

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, the cruise. The cruise itself was great. We

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<v Speaker 6>went to basically they called the Mexican River Era. We

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<v Speaker 6>went to the We went to Cabo and I jumped

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<v Speaker 6>off a boat and that was fun. And then yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>there was like a we we did like one of

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<v Speaker 6>those the excursions, and then the excursion it was snarkling

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<v Speaker 6>in the water, and the baby boat that we got

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<v Speaker 6>on they had like a side where you could like

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<v Speaker 6>jump off into the water, and then they did some

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<v Speaker 6>stuff to bring fishes for us to be able to see.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really fun.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a really good brave Yeah. Yeah, I never

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<v Speaker 6>would have done it, but there was Yeah. But then

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<v Speaker 6>there was a part of me that was like, when

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<v Speaker 6>will you ever get to jump off of a boat

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<v Speaker 6>in cowboat Girl, Cob jump off the boat. And then

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<v Speaker 6>we went to we went into Nada and we went

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<v Speaker 6>on a wine tour and that was just about it.

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<v Speaker 6>So now we're home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeay, was it worth it?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it worth it? When you repeat it and do that,

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<v Speaker 2>was it worth?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>So this is the other part about it too.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm learning that Carnival is their system has changed the

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<v Speaker 3>lots from from COVID when we went. So we went

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<v Speaker 3>on a Carnival cruise in twenty nineteen and we did

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<v Speaker 3>a seven day and it felt like everything was included.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when you got on the boat, if you paid

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<v Speaker 3>the five dollars, it gave you not only the chat feature,

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<v Speaker 3>but it also gave you the Internet. It also gave

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<v Speaker 3>like and then like same thing with the Bubbly package.

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<v Speaker 3>It gave you water, it gave you soda. It basically

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<v Speaker 3>gave you anything that wasn't alcohol. And so it's just

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<v Speaker 3>a vef when a cranberrig estabish whenever you want to.

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<v Speaker 3>And this time around going on Carnival, I just felt

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<v Speaker 3>like we were nickel and dimed for everything. I basically

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<v Speaker 3>call Carnival spirit now is the spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>They shouldn't have done it. They brought that on themselvesselves.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's very much giving spirit. It's like, yeah, your

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<v Speaker 6>ticket will be twenty five dollars, but you'll have to

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<v Speaker 6>fly the plane and then everything else. Additionally to flying

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<v Speaker 6>the plane, it'll be ten dollars for the seatbelt. It'll

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<v Speaker 6>be an additional two dollars for the seat like. That's

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<v Speaker 6>what it felt like. And so I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I told I just looked at my partner house, Babe,

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<v Speaker 6>I think we're too grown, Like we're almost forty. I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, babe, I think we've outgrown Carnival. He was

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<v Speaker 6>like yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, we've

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<v Speaker 6>out Carnival.

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<v Speaker 1>I could never go on a cruise ship. I'm too scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could do it. But before, back

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<v Speaker 1>when that was like a real job he could get

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<v Speaker 1>at the Second City, you know, performing on the cruise ships.

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<v Speaker 2>I was down. I was like, I kid, you think

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<v Speaker 2>of anything better. Oh, I never want you try? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you never getship? Oh no, she didn't do it. I

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<v Speaker 2>never did it. Yeah, I'm going on a cruise. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going on a cruise. You've never been on one, Lacy.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never been on one. All my girlfriends go, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna choose. Look at what they do, and

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<v Speaker 3>they do the bougie bougie ones and that's yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 3>the Norwegian. I cannot be below. I gotta be up on.

0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:28.680
<v Speaker 3>I gotta be able to be looking out at all times.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't be a box.

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<v Speaker 2>We were, we were my love.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just my COVID's gonna hit. We're gonna be locked

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<v Speaker 3>in rooms for twelve days.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you did you see the documentary? There's a documentary

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<v Speaker 6>about the people who got stuck on the boat. I

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<v Speaker 6>know there was poop everywhere. I saw that game upon

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<v Speaker 6>the toilets.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>That documentary stopped me from ever wanting to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a nightmare. Watch if you don't watch on

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<v Speaker 2>the cruise.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we did it, and I can sweep, so worst.

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<v Speaker 2>Comes the worst.

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<v Speaker 6>Ten days for a cruise is a lot, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>the most I also also tell people, if you've never

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<v Speaker 6>been on a cruise before, try to find a cruise

0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:16.600
<v Speaker 6>where you're doing because even I heard someone complaining about

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<v Speaker 6>it when we were trying to disembark. There's a woman

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<v Speaker 6>who said this was her first cruise as she did

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<v Speaker 6>five days. And I always I would tell people, very

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<v Speaker 6>very kindly, please don't do a five to seven day

0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:30.640
<v Speaker 6>cruise for your first cruise, because it is a lot

0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:34.480
<v Speaker 6>to take in in terms of like there's like once

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<v Speaker 6>you're on the boat, there's really like, yeah, they plan

0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:38.600
<v Speaker 6>stuff for you to do, but there's nothing for you

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<v Speaker 6>to do, if that makes sense, if you're not an

0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:43.280
<v Speaker 6>avid people person, that you can go up and just

0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:45.159
<v Speaker 6>chill out on the deck and talk to people and

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<v Speaker 6>be in the pool and do Nah, a five day

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<v Speaker 6>is a lot for somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what I would.

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<v Speaker 3>Hide, this is what I want to do. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to sit and look out at the water and eat

0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:57.880
<v Speaker 3>and drink. I don't want to go to no show,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to see anything. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>do any of that. I just want to sit in

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<v Speaker 3>the sun drinking.

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<v Speaker 6>I would say maybe try Royal Caribbean for like a

0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:09.439
<v Speaker 6>first cruise. Royal Caribbean, I think is really good. We

0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:11.440
<v Speaker 6>had a good experience. Las sure, we did Royal Caribbean

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<v Speaker 6>and we had a really good experience. We only went

0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:16.480
<v Speaker 6>back to Carnival because Carnival hit us and was like, hey,

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.960
<v Speaker 6>you have taken five cruises with us before your six

0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:23.520
<v Speaker 6>to one will give you a discount. So and they

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<v Speaker 6>corded a you mm hmmm, And I looked at my partner.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, you went back to your A really did you

0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:35.960
<v Speaker 3>went back to your egg on the block?

0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Car said you you want to come back to this baby?

0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:45.480
<v Speaker 2>You were good these days. Are you doing all right? Baby? Hey?

0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 3>Baby a a baby? And remember when we used to

0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:55.840
<v Speaker 3>have a good time. Remember we used we all playing.

0:24:56.320 --> 0:25:02.320
<v Speaker 3>You got shipmatized. Everybody's been shipmatized. I've been digmatized. Everybody

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:07.919
<v Speaker 3>been there. You've got shimatized. Beside you got ship that

0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:11.840
<v Speaker 3>is pleasing to me. Yes, you were all shipmatized.

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<v Speaker 6>And the food, I mean the food was okay, but

0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 6>it it just wasn't.

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:17.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I had a good I'm not gonna hold

0:25:17.359 --> 0:25:19.440
<v Speaker 3>you now. I did eat up all those people's ice

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:22.040
<v Speaker 3>cream cones. And I would and I would and would again.

0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 3>I would again. Are you this person, do you get

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:28.160
<v Speaker 3>off the ship because I'm not getting off the ship.

0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:29.879
<v Speaker 2>We did get off the ship twice.

0:25:30.119 --> 0:25:32.359
<v Speaker 3>I just saw a clip of a couple getting left

0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:36.199
<v Speaker 3>and they were yelling. And the people walked up to

0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:39.480
<v Speaker 3>me and was like, the ship is moving and they

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:40.879
<v Speaker 3>were like, it's living us.

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 2>They're screaming, yes.

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 3>Living, but gonna wait for you.

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:49.159
<v Speaker 6>So let's talk about that. So for anybody who has

0:25:49.280 --> 0:25:51.639
<v Speaker 6>never cruised, this is what I tell people. You know,

0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:54.639
<v Speaker 6>so people, this is what we were dealing with today.

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:58.760
<v Speaker 6>And I hate to get on my social justice bag bandwagon,

0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:01.080
<v Speaker 6>but y'all know who y'all brought onto the show. You

0:26:01.160 --> 0:26:04.200
<v Speaker 6>know what, people love to think that they're special, and

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 6>a lot of other people do too, but white people

0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:10.240
<v Speaker 6>have it in them. It's innately in them that they

0:26:10.320 --> 0:26:14.680
<v Speaker 6>feel like they are special and there's nothing that anyone

0:26:14.720 --> 0:26:17.480
<v Speaker 6>could say to them to change that. And so what

0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:20.400
<v Speaker 6>happens is is these people go on these cruises and

0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 6>because they are cheap, they'll go I don't want to

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:27.399
<v Speaker 6>pay for the excursion because wherever I am it's cheaper

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 6>for me to do it on my own, which is

0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:32.879
<v Speaker 6>true on my own. However, what people don't know about

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:37.000
<v Speaker 6>cruises and excursions are if you book an excursion outside

0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:40.520
<v Speaker 6>of your cruise, they have no like there's no legal

0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:43.119
<v Speaker 6>liability for them to have to wait on you. And

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 6>so we had this happened a couple of years ago

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:46.960
<v Speaker 6>when we went to me we went to Ensenada. We

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:48.960
<v Speaker 6>went to the La Buffador.

0:26:49.000 --> 0:26:50.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you know what that is, but

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:53.360
<v Speaker 3>basically in Ininsenata, they have what they call a blowhole,

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:54.800
<v Speaker 3>and it's it is very much a blow it's a

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 3>really cool it's like a what are they called it.

0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:58.879
<v Speaker 6>It's like it's not it's not man made. It's a

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:05.640
<v Speaker 6>guy the very similar it's a man made like not ma'am.

0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:09.719
<v Speaker 6>It's like rock formations that are natural and when the

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:12.160
<v Speaker 6>water hits the rock, it like shoots up water.

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 3>It's really cool. It's very very cool to watch. I

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:21.080
<v Speaker 3>share this story because when you get to Ensenada, you

0:27:21.160 --> 0:27:24.159
<v Speaker 3>get two options, or when you get on Carnival, they'll say, oh,

0:27:24.160 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 3>do you want to go to the La Buffedora. Okay,

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:28.760
<v Speaker 3>it's fifty five dollars per person. Yay, fifty five dollars.

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 3>I get on a bus. I get to go to

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:33.400
<v Speaker 3>the Buffedora. I get to see the water. However, when

0:27:33.400 --> 0:27:34.920
<v Speaker 3>you get to in Soenada and you get off the boat,

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:36.880
<v Speaker 3>there's a man standing there with a sign. He'll say

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:40.400
<v Speaker 3>lab Buffedora trips four dollars, and so people will go, ooh,

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:42.879
<v Speaker 3>four dollars. I get to go see the La Buffedora

0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:43.720
<v Speaker 3>for four dollars.

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:47.040
<v Speaker 6>However, what they don't tell you is that it takes

0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:49.399
<v Speaker 6>an hour and a half to get from the ship

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:52.800
<v Speaker 6>to the little Buffedora. And if in that hour and

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:55.360
<v Speaker 6>a half, when you're with that man for four dollars,

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:57.960
<v Speaker 6>there's extra traffic that's keeping you from getting to the

0:27:58.000 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 6>little Buffedora, guess what happens to you when it comes

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 6>back time for you to get back on that boat.

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:05.960
<v Speaker 6>There's no right you're too you're late, so the boat

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:08.000
<v Speaker 6>will leave you. So that's what I tell people. People

0:28:08.040 --> 0:28:10.160
<v Speaker 6>always the cheap what they say, the sheep always comes

0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 6>out expensive. That's what happens is that people get left

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 6>because they think that they're saving some money by doing

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:17.880
<v Speaker 6>it their way, and then they end up getting left.

0:28:17.920 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 6>So that's probably what happened to those people. They probably

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:21.480
<v Speaker 6>happened to.

0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:25.399
<v Speaker 3>People they don't have their passport on. Yeah, how do

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 3>you get back? You someone have to ride you on

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:32.239
<v Speaker 3>a small boat basically, or you have to you have

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:35.359
<v Speaker 3>to fly into the next location and you have to

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:38.680
<v Speaker 3>pray that you have your ID. So yeah, you have

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 3>to basically. So like for instance, like with us, like

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:44.240
<v Speaker 3>we're we're looking at doing the Alaska one and so

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:47.920
<v Speaker 3>next year that's what I want to do. And but

0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 3>it's it's I think it's like five or six seven days,

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 3>and I think one of the days they go up

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 3>through Canada. So if we were to go and get

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 3>off wherever one of the stops were in Canada, if

0:28:58.120 --> 0:28:59.959
<v Speaker 3>we were to get left, we would have to fly

0:29:00.240 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 3>to the next stop. So that's an additional two three,

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:05.960
<v Speaker 3>four hundred dollars you'd have today because you tried to

0:29:06.000 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 3>be cheap and not book the excursion through the ship.

0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:14.920
<v Speaker 2>M h, I'm not getting off the ship. You said,

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 2>there's no reason to.

0:29:17.440 --> 0:29:20.920
<v Speaker 3>The we are just gonna sit with lazy as hell.

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm not walking now. I'm getting off the ship to walk.

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 2>I can walk.

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm not walking around. No, I'm not risking at all.

0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 3>I feel like vacation.

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes I can. I can't just sit down.

0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 6>Please tell my husband. He got mad at me on

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 6>Monday because I slept in. I didn't want to go

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:41.800
<v Speaker 6>to the comedy show. I wanted to sleep.

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 8>Him on the podcast, you gotta go outside, and I

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:53.840
<v Speaker 8>say rest, but I said, my rest is resistance.

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.600
<v Speaker 6>I said, this is I'm going to bed. I said

0:29:56.600 --> 0:29:58.520
<v Speaker 6>black people deserve sleep too.

0:29:58.760 --> 0:30:01.440
<v Speaker 3>And I turned over and I put on my iemask

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 3>and my seatpat machine and I went to bed.

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm not Lewis and Clark yep not. We's

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 3>been discovered. We've seen it all. I'm not doing it.

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Discovered Columbus either. I met a lady.

0:30:17.760 --> 0:30:21.640
<v Speaker 3>I met a lady who black woman. She's probably in

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:24.280
<v Speaker 3>her eighties, and she was cracking me up. She goes,

0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:27.160
<v Speaker 3>I go on Alaskan cruise every year. She said, I've

0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 3>been on twelve and I said, I looked at her.

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:31.440
<v Speaker 3>I said, you get off the boat, don't you cause

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 3>you look at venture. She said, I get off the

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 3>boat every time. And on the crew she goes with,

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 3>they go and look at they want to go look

0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 3>at the bears. So there's a man with a shotgun

0:30:40.680 --> 0:30:43.480
<v Speaker 3>that walks off with them. Then there's a man up

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 3>a little ways so that he with a shotgun so

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:47.840
<v Speaker 3>he can see them coming, and he has the whistle.

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 3>So they said, if you hear the whistle, you have

0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 3>to run to the man. She said, she goes to

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 3>look at bears. I'm not going with you. So that's

0:30:57.840 --> 0:30:59.400
<v Speaker 3>this other story. I'll give a fuck about.

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:00.760
<v Speaker 2>What else do you have to say? Say? I'm not

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 2>doing that.

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 3>So I said that they ever blow the whistle? She

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 3>I said, have they ever blown the whistle? She said,

0:31:07.200 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 3>just once?

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 2>No, that would be yeah.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:13.320
<v Speaker 3>The mad go quickly because bears run faster than you think.

0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 3>You might see the bear and it's running. You think

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 3>it's not gonna get you, It can get you. You

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 3>don't even need to tell me this.

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Why would I go? And I've already paid my money.

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm paying my money to possibly get mauled by

0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:27.880
<v Speaker 3>a bear and show the whistle.

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Put my hands up and.

0:31:33.880 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 2>A little bit.

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 3>But baby, you got to run, You're gonna and I well,

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 3>it's too late.

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 2>This is Pam at this point.

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Can I see the bears from the bus because I'm

0:31:43.840 --> 0:31:46.680
<v Speaker 3>getting off the bus either, Like, that's as far as

0:31:46.720 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to.

0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 6>People do some really interesting things for for vacation, and

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 6>I just the same thing with camping. I always tell

0:31:57.040 --> 0:32:00.840
<v Speaker 6>people that you should go camping. Absolutely not. I have

0:32:00.960 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 6>been homeless before. I don't ever want to go back there.

0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 6>No shade to the houseless and homeless community, because I

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 6>help them. I work very much every day to I

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 6>work for a nonprofit that helps to make sure that

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 6>people have housing.

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 2>But the like the me, the the me who was houseless,

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I would never want to go camping. What do you

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 2>know what I had to do to get this house? Hello?

0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 2>I had to do?

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:29.640
<v Speaker 6>Do you know how many people I've had to argue

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.480
<v Speaker 6>with to do you know how many things?

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Of how many contracts I have to fight to get

0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:35.960
<v Speaker 2>people to pay me on time? And then you want

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 2>me to go outside and sleep in a tent?

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 3>We go outside inside, Hello, McDonald's home, our ancestors, y'all?

0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:52.520
<v Speaker 2>No, and fight for this? No, that's all about that.

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:56.959
<v Speaker 3>Often I always slamber if time travel is real and

0:32:57.040 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 3>so journal truth, seize me outside? What a hot dog

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:01.479
<v Speaker 3>on the stitch.

0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:03.000
<v Speaker 2>She'll be like, wait, what year is it?

0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:06.680
<v Speaker 1>What we did?

0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Ain't nobody gonna finch me? Nobody?

0:33:10.840 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 3>She would us out, she would would drag you back inside.

0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, what are you doing? Side cannot disappoint a time.

0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:25.560
<v Speaker 6>They're just now you've given me, You've given me ideas

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:27.320
<v Speaker 6>for what I should be doing for an episode in

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 6>a couple of weeks. That is, I'm gonna do a

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 6>whole episode on the things that black people will not do,

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:35.480
<v Speaker 6>and one of them is kemping. I don't, it's comprehend it.

0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:37.120
<v Speaker 6>And if you, oh, well, then we could just get

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 6>a trailer. No, because there's not enough space in the trailer.

0:33:40.400 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 6>I don't want to be outside whatever area you want

0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 6>me to visit. If there's not bears roaming around, I'll

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 6>go look. I'll go look at the mountain.

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Then I gotta come back to something with a roof

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:54.080
<v Speaker 3>and a and a just in case y'all didn't know

0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 3>what a roof was, a roof a locked door.

0:33:57.880 --> 0:33:58.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm cool.

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 6>I will run at My husband really wants to go

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:04.560
<v Speaker 6>to Yosamite, and he's like, we should go to Yosamite,

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 6>and I'm like, we can go to Yosamite. However, I

0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:11.239
<v Speaker 6>don't want to walk in nature. I don't want to

0:34:11.320 --> 0:34:13.359
<v Speaker 6>I don't want to see no bugs, I don't want

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 6>to see no animals. So I'm the girl that will

0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 6>roll the window down and be like, louis most nice outside?

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 6>And then I'm like, push the window.

0:34:23.920 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 3>I heard that where we staying at, where we staying at,

0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:28.239
<v Speaker 3>what it looked like, what the hotel look like, what

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 3>the cabin look like?

0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Amen?

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.759
<v Speaker 3>When I say cabin, that better be the most glamorous cabin, not.

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Not John Paul's. I don't. Yeah.

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I am trying to plan a vacation right now, actually,

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:48.720
<v Speaker 1>and I want to stay in a villa on the beach,

0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 1>and I want the beach to be right there, and

0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:53.399
<v Speaker 1>I want to touch the beach, and then I want

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:55.200
<v Speaker 1>to go back in the bed, and from the bed,

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I want to look at the beach.

0:34:57.120 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's really nice. Amber and I are the same

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 2>person that all we want you normally have.

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:06.319
<v Speaker 6>That's Hawaii. Hawaii has the ConA Island. If you want

0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 6>to look at stay in Kona. I think that if

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 6>that's something you're thinking about. I've gone to Maui once

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.799
<v Speaker 6>and I've gone to Honolulu twice, and they have a

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.440
<v Speaker 6>couple of places in Honolulu. But Honolulu has a lot

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:19.880
<v Speaker 6>of people. So if you're looking for like more just

0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:24.520
<v Speaker 6>kind of like, I like people, but I also like

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:27.719
<v Speaker 6>nature more. I think Conah would probably be somewhere you

0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:28.960
<v Speaker 6>should probably entertain.

0:35:29.200 --> 0:35:33.319
<v Speaker 2>Are you thinking about becoming a travel agent? No? Do

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:34.360
<v Speaker 2>you want to think again?

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<v Speaker 3>I could think about it one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it's just people are picky, and I think

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:44.600
<v Speaker 6>being a travel agent you have to have a lot

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:48.800
<v Speaker 6>of patients. And I think for me, I enjoy planning

0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:50.839
<v Speaker 6>my own trips. My husband actually is the one who

0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 6>helps more than anything. I want a second, I think Maui.

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<v Speaker 3>The only reason, the only thing that's kept me from

0:35:57.000 --> 0:35:58.839
<v Speaker 3>wanting to go back to Maui the last couple of

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 3>years is because of the fires. And I know that

0:36:02.239 --> 0:36:06.360
<v Speaker 3>they're very much Yeah, they're still very much trying to recover.

0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 3>And I understand, like I know that travel is important

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:12.480
<v Speaker 3>to their economy.

0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 2>But I also worry that.

0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 6>My americanness, how do I say this, My my need

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 6>for a vacation is not as as it's not greater

0:36:25.120 --> 0:36:28.080
<v Speaker 6>than their need for space to do whatever they need

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:30.200
<v Speaker 6>to do to get their lives back in order. Yeah,

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:32.319
<v Speaker 6>And so that's why that's what's been keeping me from

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:36.400
<v Speaker 6>Maui is is knowing that they're still recovering. But what

0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:38.120
<v Speaker 6>I was gonna say about being a travel agent, Like

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 6>I said, I just think people are just too I

0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:43.520
<v Speaker 6>don't know, people are too needy and I don't have

0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 6>the energy for it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, do you speak another language?

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:51.680
<v Speaker 3>I do not, Yes, I do. Actually I speak ebonics,

0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:57.360
<v Speaker 3>so do I. I think gay is a language too queer.

0:36:57.560 --> 0:37:01.440
<v Speaker 3>I speak M so maybe maybe maybe, But you know,

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:04.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't speak anything outside of English.

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:07.399
<v Speaker 1>If you could choose another language, what would it be?

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Funny? And gosh, you're gonna get me canceled.

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:18.560
<v Speaker 3>I watch what you said, you know, I want to

0:37:18.600 --> 0:37:20.080
<v Speaker 3>say it, but I'm trying to figure out how the

0:37:20.160 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 3>right way to say it.

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:25.759
<v Speaker 6>So problematic, So I would like to be able to

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:30.400
<v Speaker 6>speak I think my nel tech is Vietnamese, and I

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.399
<v Speaker 6>think I will And that's because I want to know

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:38.759
<v Speaker 6>what they're saying when I'm there. Well, I don't know

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:41.320
<v Speaker 6>if they're talking about me, because actually.

0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 3>The one that you always go to loves you to death,

0:37:46.080 --> 0:37:47.839
<v Speaker 3>but no one three seeds down.

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 2>They're probably talking ship.

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 6>But I would like I would like to know what

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:56.120
<v Speaker 6>they're saying about other people, That's what That's the thing.

0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:58.640
<v Speaker 6>I would love to know what those conversations are about

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:02.040
<v Speaker 6>the people who come in. So that's so Vietnamese is

0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:03.799
<v Speaker 6>high up there for me. I would also like to

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:08.439
<v Speaker 6>be able to speak in a more realistic I think,

0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:11.360
<v Speaker 6>and this is again the social justice in me. I

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:13.640
<v Speaker 6>would also like to be able to speak Spanish because

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:15.759
<v Speaker 6>there are a lot of like where I live in

0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:19.200
<v Speaker 6>southern California, there still are a lot of folks who

0:38:19.280 --> 0:38:21.480
<v Speaker 6>like are very much in the mind of like, I

0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 6>don't want to learn English and I'm not going to,

0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 6>and so it would be very helpful. I feel like

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 6>in my work, especially in my line of work of

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:30.680
<v Speaker 6>working in a nonprofit, that I'd be able to speak

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:33.880
<v Speaker 6>to them and translate for them and not feel like

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 6>I'm having to wait to get them the services and

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<v Speaker 6>the help that they need.

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<v Speaker 2>Amber is very good at speaking different languages.

0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:47.399
<v Speaker 1>See, I don't speak any other languages really umber.

0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:52.040
<v Speaker 2>I speak English and Dutch. That's real. Oh I speak.

0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Signing exact English, which is a dead sign language that

0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 1>no one speaks anymore.

0:38:58.160 --> 0:39:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh I be Oh some Spanish, she can get around.

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 2>It's that translation for the as L kids in school.

0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:12.760
<v Speaker 3>Because what do they call that? Is it conversational Spanish

0:39:12.880 --> 0:39:13.560
<v Speaker 3>is what they call it?

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:16.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, I can do that.

0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can make myself understood kind of but maybe

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:21.640
<v Speaker 1>that's it.

0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Is there a language I'm forgetting. I think that's you're

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.760
<v Speaker 2>good at learning languages. But I can learn language.

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:30.680
<v Speaker 1>I cannot add or subtract, I cannot find where I

0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:32.880
<v Speaker 1>am when I'm at I can learn a language.

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I remember once we went to Paris, and you did

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:42.000
<v Speaker 2>an excellent job there. That's true. We we we we we.

0:39:43.120 --> 0:39:46.040
<v Speaker 2>I got lost friends, I kid you not.

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:49.279
<v Speaker 3>I got lost and that was the scariest feeling I

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:53.440
<v Speaker 3>ever had. I've never been more afraid than getting lost

0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:57.480
<v Speaker 3>on that damn train. And it was rainy, and I

0:39:57.560 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 3>had four bags with me. I didn't know where I was.

0:40:02.120 --> 0:40:04.920
<v Speaker 3>I had to get off and call the uber to

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 3>take me to Was it Charles de Gaulle, that big

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:10.840
<v Speaker 3>as airport.

0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:13.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what happened to me. I got lost on

0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:18.960
<v Speaker 2>the train. Yeah that's that's unpleasant. What wasn't in for meds?

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:28.120
<v Speaker 3>So you still got open up, got a bad would travel.

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<v Speaker 6>So I have to take so I had to do

0:40:30.360 --> 0:40:32.839
<v Speaker 6>something for I heart when I was there. So I

0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:35.880
<v Speaker 6>knew going to France that I had to leave France

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:38.320
<v Speaker 6>to go back to New York to do something for iHeart.

0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:40.879
<v Speaker 6>And so I had brought some like extra stuff because

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:42.040
<v Speaker 6>I was like, oh, well, if I'm going to be

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:43.839
<v Speaker 6>in New York for the first time, I might as

0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:45.359
<v Speaker 6>well just stay there for a week.

0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 2>And that's what I did.

0:40:47.120 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 3>So I brought basically enough to be able to hold

0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:52.000
<v Speaker 3>me for the five days I was in I was

0:40:52.000 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 3>in France and then I went to New York.

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:56.319
<v Speaker 6>But yeah, I had one of the bags that I

0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:59.200
<v Speaker 6>had I bought. I bought a Louis Vaton bag in Paris,

0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:05.040
<v Speaker 6>of course, and then I brought the wallet to Alah.

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:11.000
<v Speaker 6>I'm a Louis Aton or every pretty much at this

0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:13.040
<v Speaker 6>point every bag I have as a Louis Vaton bag,

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:15.719
<v Speaker 6>and I just try to tell myself I can get

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 6>one yearly, that's my cap.

0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 2>So that way I don't broke.

0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:22.879
<v Speaker 6>So they're real, like TLC, they are real. I don't

0:41:22.880 --> 0:41:23.600
<v Speaker 6>want to go broke.

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:26.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to end up sitting next to Tony

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Braxton somewhere.

0:41:29.040 --> 0:41:36.320
<v Speaker 2>But bankrupt is so they're very sustainable.

0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:42.080
<v Speaker 1>The views of Doctor John do not reflect the views

0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 1>of the Lacy and Amber Show.

0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:48.080
<v Speaker 3>They are editors get cut down of state, Like I

0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:51.440
<v Speaker 3>don't want anybody getting a season, this sister getting in trouble.

0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:53.240
<v Speaker 2>I know how it goes.

0:41:53.400 --> 0:41:56.399
<v Speaker 3>But I just said, like, we know, people have been

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:59.319
<v Speaker 3>bankrupt because they spin more than they make.

0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:01.239
<v Speaker 2>Not any too many.

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:05.239
<v Speaker 3>No, I have kept I've kept myself at one bag.

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 3>Price is good and they're sustainable. My girlfriend owns a

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:12.480
<v Speaker 3>store that sells Chanelle Louis.

0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:17.799
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and she's making a killing, so bring it back

0:42:17.800 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 2>and sell it.

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:20.759
<v Speaker 3>See and also to like so I have on some

0:42:20.840 --> 0:42:24.560
<v Speaker 3>balinciagas and I bought them on feebe and I bought

0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:26.680
<v Speaker 3>them fee They were on eBay for three hundred and

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 3>ten dollars. I need you to get them from my store,

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:31.839
<v Speaker 3>my friend's store. We're talking, okay, be helping her out? Sure, Yeah,

0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 3>I welcome. I'm very much.

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:37.959
<v Speaker 2>I love a woman. Wait, hold on, is it is it? Omaha? Yes?

0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 2>It is status bought from her. It's my status lucks. Yes, bitch,

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:48.799
<v Speaker 2>look you so bad? Yes, thank you.

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 3>Let's do the math real quick. I was like that madlucks. Yes, yes,

0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:55.600
<v Speaker 3>my status lucks, and she will.

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Get you anything. Let's say you say it.

0:42:57.040 --> 0:42:59.839
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I can't find this Louis bag. They

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:03.399
<v Speaker 3>continue this five years ago. Christy like, what what you want?

0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 3>We'll call you man.

0:43:04.239 --> 0:43:06.319
<v Speaker 6>She was trying to get me one this before I

0:43:06.360 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 6>bought the one that I bought from the actual Levton store.

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:12.520
<v Speaker 6>I was there was one that I was looking for

0:43:12.920 --> 0:43:15.200
<v Speaker 6>and she founded for me. It was just a little

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:18.880
<v Speaker 6>more expensive than what I wanted to spend and so

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:21.920
<v Speaker 6>but yes, but me and Christy. I have her phone number,

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 6>I really do. I have really directly Bill tex.

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Her small crazy. I went to high school with so

0:43:28.600 --> 0:43:34.439
<v Speaker 2>much ye oh my gosh, love it. Shout out.

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I have to point this out. It has been thirty

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:43.160
<v Speaker 1>five minutes. We have not said one word about this show.

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Nothing that we are supposed to talk about have we

0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:46.879
<v Speaker 1>talked about?

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Also, we don't need to.

0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:51.919
<v Speaker 1>We haven't taken a break. Okay, so let's do it now.

0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:55.839
<v Speaker 1>Hey everyone, we will we ever get this show back

0:43:55.880 --> 0:43:58.919
<v Speaker 1>on track? Who knows, but you're going to find out

0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 1>after these messages is.

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 2>The Lacy message you.

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, we're back with more of the Amber and

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:23.799
<v Speaker 1>Lacy Lacey and Amber show. We got doctor John Paul

0:44:23.880 --> 0:44:28.640
<v Speaker 1>with us, and they're a little too cute. I'm sorry,

0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:35.640
<v Speaker 1>and that's me talking, but for real, what shut up Lacey?

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:40.239
<v Speaker 1>What a that is so rough in what I just said?

0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Shut up Lacey? We always we always do that. Shut

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:50.720
<v Speaker 1>up Amber, and then you over pronounce their name. Shut up, Lacey,

0:44:52.080 --> 0:44:58.600
<v Speaker 1>and that's how you're roughing. Okay, Lacey Lamar.

0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I may. What are we doing? I know what

0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:05.399
<v Speaker 2>we're doing. What do we gonna do? What are you saying? No?

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:06.160
<v Speaker 3>No, no, you say it?

0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 2>You got this, you got this?

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Hey, everyone, it's time for sister court. Listen, Lamar is

0:45:12.440 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 1>the defense is the prosecution. And what happened is everybody

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:24.239
<v Speaker 1>emailed in their problems to Amber and Lacy Advice at

0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com, and we are going to read your

0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:33.000
<v Speaker 1>problems and we're going to argue about that ship. But

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:37.279
<v Speaker 1>doctor John Paul Higgins is going to bring down the

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:40.160
<v Speaker 1>gavel because they are the judge.

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:44.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Judge, doctor Johnson. I'm just.

0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Judge, doctor John. Okay, that works, Judge. Where's my gavel?

0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:55.399
<v Speaker 2>Where's my gvel? We'll use this bunny rabbit as my nap.

0:45:55.520 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 2>There you go. Hey, Yes, I have a rainbow bunny rabbit. Okay, Lacy,

0:46:01.120 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 2>do you want to read it? You want me to?

0:46:02.280 --> 0:46:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to read this right now. Okay.

0:46:04.520 --> 0:46:09.480
<v Speaker 3>Our first dilemma, my husband's family keeps going on trips

0:46:09.520 --> 0:46:11.839
<v Speaker 3>without me. A few months ago, I found out all

0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:13.759
<v Speaker 3>the women on my husband's side of the family took

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:16.640
<v Speaker 3>a girl's trip. I wouldn't have minded if it was

0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 3>just the immediate family, but even the in laws went.

0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:22.600
<v Speaker 3>It's hard not to feel left out. Now they're planning

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:25.480
<v Speaker 3>a second trip to the same place. They did invite

0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:28.640
<v Speaker 3>me this time, but since they invited me halfway through

0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 3>their planning, I feel like they did it begrudgingly.

0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:35.279
<v Speaker 2>Am I looking too much into it? Or am I

0:46:35.400 --> 0:46:39.200
<v Speaker 2>right in not wanting to go on this trip? Yeah?

0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:42.880
<v Speaker 1>First of all, can I say I enjoyed this problem

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:44.759
<v Speaker 1>like the silly.

0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:46.759
<v Speaker 2>I like it, and the problem is like silly up

0:46:46.800 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 2>to them? It's not silly to them. We have a

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:51.799
<v Speaker 2>little bit too much money. Am I going to have

0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:54.800
<v Speaker 2>fun with these people I don't like? Are fun by myself?

0:46:54.960 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 2>That's your problem, right, right, So let's call it what

0:46:58.080 --> 0:46:58.399
<v Speaker 2>it is.

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Having said that, this is something you should definitely do.

0:47:05.920 --> 0:47:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I do think you have to go on this trip,

0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:11.479
<v Speaker 1>and I never act like this, but this is the thing,

0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:14.640
<v Speaker 1>right You're setting the tone for the rest of your life.

0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 1>You're trying to get it there. Your kids will pay

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:21.399
<v Speaker 1>for it. Can you smooth out these relationships or what.

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:24.440
<v Speaker 1>And this is what I suggest. If you think that

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:27.640
<v Speaker 1>they don't really want you on this trip, then come

0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 1>in for a portion of it and leave. And then

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:33.000
<v Speaker 1>what you will have done is you will have raised

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:35.360
<v Speaker 1>your own stock and they'll be like, ooh, you know

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:39.239
<v Speaker 1>who was fun for the three days she was around Karen? Yeah,

0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I want more of her? Do that shit, or go

0:47:42.239 --> 0:47:46.279
<v Speaker 1>and be half available. But don't flood these people with.

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:49.160
<v Speaker 2>A lot of you. That's a really smart idea.

0:47:49.560 --> 0:47:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, make yourself a hot commodity. Yeah, that's what I think.

0:47:54.480 --> 0:47:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Lace Bare, You know I was listening to you.

0:47:58.480 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 2>I ain't going. I'm not going.

0:48:02.000 --> 0:48:09.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm already man, you know who is president. I'm already

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:12.800
<v Speaker 3>pissed off. You know these women don't like you. Charlotte

0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:15.399
<v Speaker 3>don't like you. Charlene don't like you.

0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:20.399
<v Speaker 2>They twins question, husband doesn't like Yes, you sure can.

0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Is there a race? Is there like a race? Elements

0:48:24.440 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 2>to this or possible? What? You know? What you think

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:29.560
<v Speaker 2>they are?

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<v Speaker 3>What you think because I would have just not I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't even have rolled in.

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:41.720
<v Speaker 6>Visa just a simple it's just a simple lady saying

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:44.799
<v Speaker 6>her husband's family don't really fuck with her like that,

0:48:44.920 --> 0:48:45.800
<v Speaker 6>and can we cousin?

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:48.879
<v Speaker 2>Are we? Yes? We can? Okay, we can? So yeah

0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:52.680
<v Speaker 2>so because I I but I was gonna say so her.

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:56.400
<v Speaker 6>So, this woman's husband's family doesn't really fuck with her,

0:48:56.480 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 6>has planned things around her, and now they're now she

0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:04.640
<v Speaker 6>found out that they've planned something else, and she's saying,

0:49:04.680 --> 0:49:05.520
<v Speaker 6>should I even go?

0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:07.640
<v Speaker 2>The question is that she even invited.

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:12.200
<v Speaker 3>So they invited her last minute? Okay, so last minute,

0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:15.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going. I'm in fact, I'm gonna be go.

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:16.919
<v Speaker 3>Oh you know what, I already planned a girl's trip,

0:49:17.000 --> 0:49:18.880
<v Speaker 3>and whether I have one or not, I'm gonna take

0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:21.440
<v Speaker 3>thick ass pictures. I'm gonna be by taking a picture

0:49:21.480 --> 0:49:24.240
<v Speaker 3>by a volcano, a bear, all this stuff.

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:25.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have so much. So I'm gonna go with y'all.

0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:29.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm good. I'm ooh shit. Saying I already planned a

0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:30.880
<v Speaker 2>trip was pretty good. I already planned a trip.

0:49:30.960 --> 0:49:32.279
<v Speaker 3>I wish you guys would have told me about this

0:49:32.360 --> 0:49:36.520
<v Speaker 3>sooner and then maybe see how you feel later. I

0:49:36.560 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 3>am petty LaBelle. I'm not going. I don't have time

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:41.799
<v Speaker 3>to sit. And if you know they don't like you,

0:49:41.960 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 3>can you imagine sitting four days with some bitches that

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 3>don't like you. I'm not doing that. Life is too short.

0:49:47.640 --> 0:49:50.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get me some pizza. Not doing it, not

0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:54.279
<v Speaker 3>doing it. I would rather sit and watch Netflix, then sit,

0:49:54.480 --> 0:49:56.600
<v Speaker 3>then fly, and then I gotta fly. Oh if I

0:49:56.680 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 3>have to fly, I'm not going. I don't. What is

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:01.480
<v Speaker 3>that off to you?

0:50:02.120 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 2>With you?

0:50:04.120 --> 0:50:07.359
<v Speaker 3>I have to use my Delta skuy priority. No, thank you,

0:50:07.480 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 3>not doing that. No, I'm okay, I'm gonna stay home.

0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 3>I agree with both of you. I think both of

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:16.279
<v Speaker 3>you have something good there. I think the idea of

0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:19.400
<v Speaker 3>going and limiting yourself. But then also you're setting yourself

0:50:19.480 --> 0:50:21.760
<v Speaker 3>up in that case too, because then they're gonna say, oh,

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 3>she thinks she's better than us, that she can only

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:26.799
<v Speaker 3>hang out for a couple of days. And I do

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 3>think I'm better than you, and I think that's often

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:31.680
<v Speaker 3>something that I wish more people said, she thinks she's

0:50:31.680 --> 0:50:34.640
<v Speaker 3>better than you, probably, but I would also say I

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 3>am also the girl. The younger me would have said, oh, yes,

0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:41.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go for a couple of days because I

0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:43.920
<v Speaker 3>don't want to feel like I'm being left out. But

0:50:44.080 --> 0:50:47.160
<v Speaker 3>the thirty nine year old doctor John Paul, who's done

0:50:47.160 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>a lot of therapy right is right there with you, Lacey.

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Fuck y'all. I'm not going, especially if it's to you

0:50:57.440 --> 0:51:00.359
<v Speaker 2>seeing that all.

0:51:00.400 --> 0:51:04.479
<v Speaker 3>Fuck with you, Hi whoever, if you're listening, please send

0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:06.920
<v Speaker 3>them that song and with your reply.

0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Big shop, thank you. Can you just send them I

0:51:15.239 --> 0:51:16.560
<v Speaker 2>don't fuck with you by Big Sean.

0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:20.439
<v Speaker 6>Yeah today, send them a picture of Aretha Franklin, because

0:51:20.440 --> 0:51:23.000
<v Speaker 6>you know Aretha didn't really fuck with what's her name,

0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:26.600
<v Speaker 6>Patty LaBelle, And so you could send them that gift

0:51:26.640 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 6>of Patty trying to.

0:51:27.480 --> 0:51:30.240
<v Speaker 2>Give her a hug and Aretha was pushing her away.

0:51:30.719 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 2>That's literally what you could do. It's really sad.

0:51:36.400 --> 0:51:42.359
<v Speaker 3>I love Patty LaBelle, Yeah, Patty Yeah.

0:51:42.560 --> 0:51:44.839
<v Speaker 2>Ritha didn't see it for Patty at all.

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.520
<v Speaker 3>Do you remember when Patty LaBelle did not sing the

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:54.440
<v Speaker 3>lyrics right to Tina Turner's song when they did the

0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:58.520
<v Speaker 3>memorial to Tina Turner and Patti LaBelle messed up what

0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:01.640
<v Speaker 3>she was singing and then it was like, I can't

0:52:01.680 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 3>see the teller proper, sorry, Tina.

0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:11.040
<v Speaker 6>Oh damn, did not see that? You also giving it's

0:52:11.120 --> 0:52:15.239
<v Speaker 6>giving barefoot? Can Tessa and Martha Stewart, I don't know

0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 6>they have that, didn't real lady beef. I want to

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:25.399
<v Speaker 6>be rich, that rich one day. Where can she can fight?

0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:26.640
<v Speaker 2>And I know she can.

0:52:28.440 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 3>Just because Martha went to jail. Martha didn't going to

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:35.560
<v Speaker 3>appreciate and do no serious time. Martha didn't learn nothing there.

0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:47.680
<v Speaker 3>I am not that woman can fight store bottles feet

0:52:48.000 --> 0:52:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Watch this?

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:51.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh for a living? Watch this?

0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:51.759
<v Speaker 1>Wow?

0:52:52.040 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Oh that's deep.

0:52:56.840 --> 0:53:00.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking this up after this podcast. I'm straight because

0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:03.839
<v Speaker 3>I want to. I'm all for that lay one.

0:53:03.920 --> 0:53:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm way go ahead, sorry, go ahead. This woman

0:53:06.200 --> 0:53:07.880
<v Speaker 2>don't wear shoes. She can fight. That's all I'm going

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:11.640
<v Speaker 2>to say. Never fight nobody with no shoes on. Okay?

0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:14.040
<v Speaker 3>Is it weird to be nice? This is our next one?

0:53:14.080 --> 0:53:16.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry? Is it weird to be nice to

0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 3>my Alexa? I've been using my Alexa as a timer

0:53:19.960 --> 0:53:22.960
<v Speaker 3>and to answer basic questions. I usually say please and

0:53:23.000 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 3>thank you. Recently, my husband caught me and said it

0:53:25.680 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 3>was a bit weird because it's just the machine, saying

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 3>you wouldn't what because it's.

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Just the machine. What do you think? Is it weird

0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:37.000
<v Speaker 2>to be kind to my Alexa? I have to say that.

0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I say please and thank you to the Alexa every

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:42.560
<v Speaker 1>time because when them motherfuckers take over the earth, I

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:43.680
<v Speaker 1>want to be favored.

0:53:44.280 --> 0:53:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't want it to kill me. I don't want

0:53:46.239 --> 0:53:48.239
<v Speaker 2>it to kill me. Amen to kill me.

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:54.200
<v Speaker 3>But but Amber and I ambered alive. Several times we

0:53:54.280 --> 0:53:54.960
<v Speaker 3>have been like.

0:53:54.920 --> 0:53:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Alexa, shut up. I have plussed.

0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 3>Alexa up and down, and then I've been like Alexa,

0:54:02.160 --> 0:54:03.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why I did that.

0:54:03.400 --> 0:54:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:08.799
<v Speaker 3>But when you are trying to find the specific Luther

0:54:09.040 --> 0:54:14.000
<v Speaker 3>Vandrol song and it plays John bon Jovi for you

0:54:14.000 --> 0:54:18.720
<v Speaker 3>want to fight, those are fighting words. Yeah, and you've

0:54:18.760 --> 0:54:21.719
<v Speaker 3>said it twelve times and it's still playing live in

0:54:21.920 --> 0:54:25.719
<v Speaker 3>on a bread. I can can't even talk if you

0:54:25.719 --> 0:54:26.759
<v Speaker 3>don't play the right song.

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:30.480
<v Speaker 1>And then sometimes you'll ask her a question and she'll go,

0:54:31.000 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, I can't under The answer is eleven. Did

0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:37.719
<v Speaker 1>you know that if you want to order through the

0:54:37.800 --> 0:54:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Alexa app, you can do so by simply saying, Alexa,

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:43.040
<v Speaker 1>please shut up?

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:50.320
<v Speaker 3>Nobody asked you for that. Shut up, Alex, set the timer? Yeah, weather,

0:54:50.640 --> 0:54:53.520
<v Speaker 3>you know, yeah, the weather is nobody.

0:54:55.440 --> 0:54:57.200
<v Speaker 6>Well, the first question is why do you have an

0:54:57.200 --> 0:55:00.680
<v Speaker 6>Alexa and not a Surrey? I'm an Apple song. So

0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:05.279
<v Speaker 6>my first question to her, I would say I'm an again,

0:55:05.280 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 6>I'm an apples knob. But no, I don't think it's me.

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:10.759
<v Speaker 6>I'm nice to mine. I'm nice to all of my

0:55:10.840 --> 0:55:11.640
<v Speaker 6>things in my home.

0:55:12.120 --> 0:55:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Amber's very nice to the Ambers. I love that thing.

0:55:16.760 --> 0:55:20.080
<v Speaker 2>She tells me the weather and direct can't look at

0:55:20.080 --> 0:55:20.800
<v Speaker 2>it on my phone.

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:26.720
<v Speaker 3>No, right, okay, I have one more, one more. Okay,

0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:30.120
<v Speaker 3>it's our turn to host the holidays. And I hate

0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:33.640
<v Speaker 3>my in laws and their families. They're loud and rude.

0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:36.319
<v Speaker 3>They let their kids run around and scream. Whenever it's

0:55:36.360 --> 0:55:38.360
<v Speaker 3>time to clean up. They go to the living space

0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:42.680
<v Speaker 3>to drink and watch TV. They never seem grateful for anything.

0:55:43.440 --> 0:55:46.520
<v Speaker 3>They're just really rude people. What are your suggestions on

0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:48.960
<v Speaker 3>getting through this or should we make up an excuse

0:55:49.040 --> 0:55:50.760
<v Speaker 3>to disinvite them over Amber?

0:55:50.960 --> 0:55:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh buddy, Okay, there's a couple of different routes she

0:55:54.160 --> 0:55:58.160
<v Speaker 1>can go, but one is fuck them kids. Fucking fuck

0:55:58.239 --> 0:56:01.319
<v Speaker 1>them kids. You ain't gonna you shouldn't be having them.

0:56:01.560 --> 0:56:04.040
<v Speaker 1>We don't let you let your children run all around

0:56:04.080 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 1>my house. Work so hard to get this couch. Now,

0:56:07.120 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 1>your kid got us footee nikes out there? No, cannot

0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 1>have it.

0:56:12.960 --> 0:56:16.719
<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely, not so that's one way you could do things. Yeah.

0:56:17.400 --> 0:56:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Another way is maybe you can make like a chart

0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 1>that's like you bring this, and I'll bring this, and

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:26.280
<v Speaker 1>these are the things we need and I'll cook the turkey,

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:29.959
<v Speaker 1>and you all motherfuckers bring everything else. Then you won't

0:56:29.960 --> 0:56:33.040
<v Speaker 1>feel so bad when they don't wash the dishes they

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:35.399
<v Speaker 1>brought because you throw them the fuck out.

0:56:38.600 --> 0:56:40.040
<v Speaker 2>You know. That's one thought.

0:56:40.560 --> 0:56:44.560
<v Speaker 1>But also Thanksgiving is for you too, So if you

0:56:44.760 --> 0:56:46.280
<v Speaker 1>not having fun, what are we doing?

0:56:46.520 --> 0:56:46.759
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:56:47.040 --> 0:56:50.160
<v Speaker 6>That's why I stay home. My question would be I

0:56:50.160 --> 0:56:52.399
<v Speaker 6>would ask them who they voted for, and that would

0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:56.200
<v Speaker 6>be my reason for either saying yes to them coming

0:56:56.200 --> 0:56:59.319
<v Speaker 6>over or no, that's right and right on, you're right on, Yeah,

0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:02.880
<v Speaker 6>I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Yeah, this

0:57:02.920 --> 0:57:05.120
<v Speaker 6>whole episode, we have learned that Lacey's not doing it,

0:57:05.239 --> 0:57:06.120
<v Speaker 6>and that's okay.

0:57:06.280 --> 0:57:10.360
<v Speaker 2>I think God damn, I think we asked. But you know,

0:57:10.400 --> 0:57:11.800
<v Speaker 2>if they've been saying black people.

0:57:11.640 --> 0:57:15.720
<v Speaker 6>Are reclaiming black women specifically are reclaiming their time, I agree.

0:57:16.000 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 6>I think black women, all black people, specifically black trans women,

0:57:22.280 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 6>but hey say it. We all need to start saying

0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:30.760
<v Speaker 6>absolutely not so much more so people coming over to

0:57:30.800 --> 0:57:33.120
<v Speaker 6>your house and making a mess and letting their badass

0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:34.320
<v Speaker 6>children run around your home.

0:57:36.760 --> 0:57:40.600
<v Speaker 3>To tell away, I'm never letting somebody's bad child run

0:57:40.600 --> 0:57:41.160
<v Speaker 3>around my house.

0:57:41.160 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 2>What is Amberson? No?

0:57:43.000 --> 0:57:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, I'm gonna have a little cordon off area where

0:57:49.400 --> 0:57:50.440
<v Speaker 3>everybody's in time out.

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:52.120
<v Speaker 2>You and time out, and you in there with your kids,

0:57:52.120 --> 0:57:56.040
<v Speaker 2>go standing there. You got to sit in the garage. No,

0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:58.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm putting you in the garage. You sit there if

0:57:58.800 --> 0:58:02.040
<v Speaker 2>you like in the garage. Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing it.

0:58:02.080 --> 0:58:02.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:58:03.160 --> 0:58:05.800
<v Speaker 6>My nephew hasn't been over my new home, and it's

0:58:05.880 --> 0:58:08.360
<v Speaker 6>just because we have stairs and we have a lot

0:58:08.400 --> 0:58:11.440
<v Speaker 6>of expensive stuff on the second floor. And I love

0:58:11.480 --> 0:58:13.880
<v Speaker 6>my nephew, but he doesn't know how to act yet,

0:58:14.400 --> 0:58:16.560
<v Speaker 6>and so maybe when he's another year, you're too older.

0:58:16.720 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 2>When his you can keep these kids, he doesn't care

0:58:19.560 --> 0:58:20.320
<v Speaker 2>bumping around.

0:58:21.240 --> 0:58:23.280
<v Speaker 6>No, when he learns how to sit down for more

0:58:23.320 --> 0:58:26.240
<v Speaker 6>than ten minutes, I will invite him and my brother over.

0:58:26.480 --> 0:58:29.160
<v Speaker 6>But other than that, he's going to stay up where

0:58:29.240 --> 0:58:30.880
<v Speaker 6>they live. I love him.

0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:34.240
<v Speaker 2>Listeners, what did we learn today?

0:58:35.880 --> 0:58:38.680
<v Speaker 1>We learned that you don't have to do anything you

0:58:38.680 --> 0:58:42.680
<v Speaker 1>don't want to do, especially in the year twenty twenty

0:58:42.720 --> 0:58:44.560
<v Speaker 1>five in the year twenty twenty five.

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:45.760
<v Speaker 2>We're protecting our piece.

0:58:47.200 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 1>We're saying no, and we're eating pizza, okay, saying no no.

0:58:57.040 --> 0:58:58.560
<v Speaker 2>We're saying no to Carnival.

0:58:58.640 --> 0:59:03.800
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Carnival Cruise, say annoying relatives, and we say on

0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:07.160
<v Speaker 3>badass kids. Amy one of the three call me a

0:59:07.240 --> 0:59:09.920
<v Speaker 3>manga Carnival bok wait, wait on the phone. Hang up,

0:59:10.440 --> 0:59:14.280
<v Speaker 3>No weird answer and I'm not answering.

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<v Speaker 1>This has been the Amber and Lacy Lacy and Amber show.

0:59:17.720 --> 0:59:19.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm Amber Ruff and you can find me at Amber

0:59:19.600 --> 0:59:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Ruffin across all socials. Lacey, what's your handle, I'm.

0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:27.040
<v Speaker 3>Lacey Lamar and it's Lacy Lamar. One shut up Amber,

0:59:27.480 --> 0:59:32.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay there Sean Paul. How do we find you?

0:59:33.080 --> 0:59:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Doc Well?

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<v Speaker 6>When I am not moving about Gotham City, I call

0:59:37.080 --> 0:59:41.560
<v Speaker 6>you downtown Los Angeles, Gockham City. When I'm not moving

0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:44.720
<v Speaker 6>about Gotthham City, you can find me on.

0:59:44.880 --> 0:59:45.280
<v Speaker 2>You know what.

0:59:45.440 --> 0:59:49.880
<v Speaker 6>So I also I just deactivated my Twitter. Oh I'm

0:59:49.920 --> 0:59:52.760
<v Speaker 6>no longer on Twitter, so you can find me at

0:59:52.760 --> 0:59:55.120
<v Speaker 6>Blue Sky Just search at doctor John Paul. You can

0:59:55.160 --> 0:59:59.320
<v Speaker 6>find me on Instagram blue Sky well threads. Yeah, you

0:59:59.320 --> 1:00:02.480
<v Speaker 6>can find me down at the local Pancake House and

1:00:02.600 --> 1:00:03.280
<v Speaker 6>Chrispy Green.

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<v Speaker 2>I love donuts.

1:00:06.200 --> 1:00:07.800
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but you won't find me on the carnival boat

1:00:07.800 --> 1:00:12.600
<v Speaker 6>anytime soon. So yeah, yep, yep. At Doctor John Paul Well, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Has been the Amber and Lacey, Lacy and Amber Show.

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<v Speaker 1>The three of us would like to wish you Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be doing this for two months. Woman.

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<v Speaker 3>The Amber and Lacy, Lacy and Amber Show is a

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<v Speaker 1>It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacy Lamar.

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<v Speaker 1>by Becca Ramos.

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<v Speaker 2>Because She's a Superhero.

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<v Speaker 1>Co produced by Victor Wright, Edited and mixed by Ty Herd.

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<v Speaker 1>Music by David schmol