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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, we are in it. Your full show is

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Speaker 1: about to start. Thanks for being here at Brick and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I'm inside of it.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 1: I just love this time of year because we're doing

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Speaker 1: the top ten phone taps of Christmas yeay on today's

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Speaker 1: Summer seven Lucky seven. And the thing is is that

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Speaker 1: we don't know which phone tap is going to be

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Speaker 1: ranked at which numbers, so it's always a surprise for

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Speaker 1: us to Yeah, but that's how you.

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Speaker 3: Know it's gonna be good because you guys couldn't stop binging.

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and today is the Robot Voice one, which is

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Speaker 5: one of the best ones.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's so much better than us actually doing the

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Speaker 1: one time I Love AI. So anyway, okay, that's coming up.

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Speaker 1: We also got some more fun on the way. But first,

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Speaker 1: what do we have alexis in com.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Alana short said, it's my Friday, my homework's done.

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Speaker 1: I to talk about and I'm listening to Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Could there be a better Thursday?

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Speaker 6: Hey, dude, I.

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Speaker 3: Love those moments. Everything lines up perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Don't get your country rep Supreme? Yeah, yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: here it goes brand new full show starts right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, I can't believe it's come to this. It's Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. The whole six seven trend

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Speaker 3: has somehow lasted the entire year.

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Speaker 1: My kids are still here for it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's getting annoyed by That's the thing. All the

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Speaker 3: all the parents and older generations are fully over it,

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Speaker 3: but the kids are not.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love it. It's so innocent and cute.

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Speaker 5: I know it's the opposite. Like the parents and everybody

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Speaker 5: are doing it now so much more. And it's like,

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Speaker 5: let's cut Brooks mic for the next twenty.

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Speaker 1: Hey, do you not know the difference between us?

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Speaker 5: You can't.

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Speaker 1: You see them all?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as you're sounding more and more like Brook every

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Speaker 3: single day. It's not a good but you might think, yeah,

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Speaker 3: sure it's dumb, but who cares. It's fine. What's the

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Speaker 3: worst that could happen? Well, exactly the worst did happen?

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Speaker 3: What The popular burger chain In and Out has been

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Speaker 3: forced to announce they're officially banning the order number sixty

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Speaker 3: seven from the lame And I know at least some

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Speaker 3: of my co hosts have seen this already, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was about to go into it. If you didn't know.

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Speaker 3: Massive groups of teenagers have been hanging around inside in

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Speaker 3: and outs, waiting for them to call out order sixty

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Speaker 3: seven so that they can all simultaneously freak out, capture

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Speaker 3: it on camera and go viral. Yeah, and I have

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Speaker 3: one of the videos. It's like this.

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Speaker 1: Why would they ban that? It's so fun?

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Speaker 3: Just some random old guy who's just no idea what's

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Speaker 1: Oh do you hear sixty eight? Could you hear the

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Speaker 1: joy in those kids joy when it finally gets called out.

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Speaker 3: Seven hundred people have been trampled inside of stories in

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Speaker 3: the past sixty seven people. God, my god, you play.

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Speaker 3: And she could sound okay, suspend Ashton for that. It'd

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Speaker 3: but it's happening everywhere every day, causing so much chaos

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Speaker 3: inside the restaurants. People have stopped going oh.

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Speaker 1: Business stuff, They're just going to go somewhere else anyway.

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Speaker 3: Anyone out said we're not doing this anymore, And apparently

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Speaker 3: it's not totally unprecedented. Employees say, at least at certain locations,

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Speaker 3: they've already started skipping the number sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the kids don't care. About that one anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's adults that are like, ayah, a little different meeting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So if you're waiting on your food order at in

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Speaker 3: and Out, it now goes order sixty six sixty eight seven. Oh,

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Speaker 3: come on, that's the world we live in.

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Speaker 1: Now, come on, we'll get rid of our six and

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Speaker 1: seven o'clock hour of our show.

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Speaker 3: Alexis, why are you come on? All right, let's just

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Speaker 3: move on to the shot collar ustion of the day,

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Speaker 3: you know, the normal part of the show. We're grown

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Speaker 3: adults shock each other with a dog shock collarn life

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Speaker 1: Yeah, none of that six seven chaos.

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Speaker 3: None of that, Jake, I have no words.

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Speaker 7: There's a lot to love about the Christmas season, you guys.

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Speaker 7: The lights, the festivities, the joy of giving, or, in

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Speaker 7: the case of Ebenezer Fox, the joy of misery.

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Speaker 1: And you're just gonna say taking.

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Speaker 7: A recent poll was done about the top twenty things

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Speaker 7: things at home, things at work, specific foods, drinks, whatever,

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Speaker 7: you just have to name them. During a special Holly

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Speaker 7: Jolly Holiday Headaches edition of twenty of twenty, Okay, I

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Speaker 7: have a list of the top twenty things that annoy

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Speaker 7: get your grinch hats on. You gotta name one to

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Speaker 7: the woman who enjoys doing festive figure eights as her

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Speaker 3: Is there anything that annoys you about it?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I love shopping, but it's so busy every

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Speaker 5: gifts or just can I say shopping, Jake, gifts was annoying?

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Speaker 5: Shopping for gifts like your shopping for gifts?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just general shopping is not on my list. Crowd

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Speaker 7: Please try to lock in and get something on the list.

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Speaker 7: So I'm not embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just gonna steal Alexis's answer. But make it better, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: improve it. And I would think the reason you don't

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Speaker 1: Yes, so I'm gonna go with crowds. Is that too general, Jake.

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Speaker 7: I'll take it, Brooke. Crowds. Yeah, standing in line with

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Speaker 7: the mall. Put that number nine on the list.

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Speaker 3: Crowds of kids inside in and out, that's okay, harmless,

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Speaker 1: Okay, look, I absolutely love it all year law, but

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Speaker 3: The number one, I gotta guess is.

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Speaker 7: The music Christmas music number six on our list. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is, we get it.

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Speaker 1: You're We're only at number ten.

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Speaker 3: I know half and then I skip it all right, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: what are you okay? What about something that's annoying? White

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Speaker 3: elephant gifts? Because even though my family didn't do it

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Speaker 3: did you oh? Gifts in front of you? Just the

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Speaker 7: White Elephant Gifts is number fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Everyone keep stealing it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I go over the steal.

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Speaker 4: We want it.

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Speaker 7: We're talking about the top twenty most annoying things that

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Speaker 7: The number one thing is still on the list.

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Speaker 1: It's so interesting the number one thing is still on

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Speaker 1: the list. I think other families do family Christmas cards.

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Speaker 1: I don't do them, but I'm gonna say getting your

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Speaker 5: So hard for us to be thinking about Christmas.

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Speaker 7: To jose first. If he gets it right, we'll go

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Speaker 3: Jeff oh Man, I have things listed, but nothing again,

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Speaker 3: like Alexis said, like nothing feels strong because.

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Speaker 7: I love it.

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Speaker 3: We'll think about what you love the most, and probably

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Speaker 3: a lot of people hate that. So I personally like

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Speaker 3: to fly, but traveling I love you.

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Speaker 7: So I'm gonna say travel Jade, traveling during the holidays.

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Speaker 7: That means the most annoyed Jeffrey win Today.

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Speaker 7: Here's some other things that made the list that people

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Speaker 7: find annoying about the holiday season. Fruitcake was number one.

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Speaker 7: Just its existence is number one in the list.

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Speaker 3: The idea of fruit as a cake. Nobody gives it

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Speaker 1: I think it's just even a theory. I don't even

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Speaker 3: It does if you're a fruitcake.

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Speaker 7: Text in number two off of Secret Sanna. Number three

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Speaker 7: was Christmas cards. Receiving them from people you never talked to.

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Speaker 1: That's a terrible thing.

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Speaker 7: Why it's high on the list. Ugly sweater parties. Carroller's

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Speaker 7: Christmas movie every single year. Tradition holiday potlucks with co

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Speaker 7: workers bragging about your vacations this.

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Speaker 3: List, Jake, you're making me smile so big right now.

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Speaker 7: Okay, we'll just end it right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I won the Christmas hatred segment? Is that

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Speaker 3: so I get to choose who get shocked. They're going

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Speaker 3: to be singing You're a mean one, mister grinch. It

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Speaker 1: I feel like a Brooks song when you're the one

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Speaker 3: Not even you're a mean one? Oh you rely? That

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Speaker 6: Up in just a few minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: When one of your parents is feeling down, it's natural

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Speaker 3: to want to do something nice to cheer them up.

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Speaker 3: Take a wine, get over here, mom.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey's even saying that it's.

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Speaker 3: Natural for most people to do that, like call them

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Speaker 3: the great barrel again to make more wine.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually yeah, Well, when the baptop gin runs.

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Speaker 3: but now his act of kindness is slowly starting to backfire.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in a brand new edition of

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Speaker 3: the mass Speaker coming up right now.

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Speaker 6: You don't.

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Speaker 4: Concession. I can't take back ell arm lit mouse speak.

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Speaker 3: I got a text to seventy eighty five nine to

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Speaker 3: two that says, I set an alarm for three am

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Speaker 3: another four hours. What is an amazing feeling?

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Speaker 1: You'll take a wait up till seven and your what?

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Speaker 3: My alarm goes off at three am and I just

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Speaker 3: hit snooze and I'm still late to warn That's the

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Speaker 3: first of Jose's twenty morning alarms to wake himself up

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Speaker 3: every single day. Does it feel good for you, Jose No,

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Speaker 3: I'm jealous. Well, the ultimate way to wake up is

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Speaker 3: with a piping hot cup of morning confessions from all

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Speaker 3: we have one guy who wants to share some of

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Speaker 3: his truths. He's chosen to go by Alex today. So Alex,

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Speaker 4: Hey, Hello, Hey guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Alex, you sound a little down and out there,

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Speaker 4: I mean, I do hope that you know, even though

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Speaker 4: I do so just to hope that I don't sound

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Speaker 3: That's just the voice changer that happens to everybody. I

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean the thing I'm doing, I'm doing it

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Speaker 1: It out loud, Okay, all right, just saying I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're in a room full of bad people. You're fine, Yes,

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Speaker 3: What's happening, Well, it's my mom my mom.

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Speaker 4: Let me just say my mom is genuinely a wonderful person,

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Speaker 4: years will still be like, hey, how's your mom? Tell

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Speaker 4: your mom you know Rickyta High or whatever or Brooks mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's an amazing mom. She really is.

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Speaker 3: I don't wonder about Jeffs mom.

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Speaker 1: She hits us up all the time.

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Speaker 3: About her. I know she's doing well. Okay, that's sweet.

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Speaker 3: You have a nice mom everybody loves.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of one of those moms you know now,

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Speaker 4: Like she is in her sixties and it's been going

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Speaker 1: Are you worried about your mom's sex drive? Is that what?

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Speaker 4: No, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: She can visit her doctor for that. Joking. What does

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Speaker 1: that have to do with you? Though? Your mom? Like,

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Speaker 4: Man, not too much that way, But it's just her

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Speaker 3: How does your mom feel about that? Is she struggling.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, like it's really kind of bothering. I

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Speaker 4: She's been trying diet all kinds of stuff, and it's

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Speaker 1: So what's your confession.

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Speaker 4: Well, lately I've been lightly photo shopping pictures of my mom.

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Speaker 4: Wait what so like it's start with just like one

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Speaker 1: Well, there's apps too, Like the Kardashians always use all

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Speaker 3: They're natural. Yeah, So Alex, your your photoshopping pictures of

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Really just you know, so she's used this image

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Speaker 1: Think she realizes that. I mean, she sees herself in

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Speaker 3: She only has one pair of pants. Would Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: a good question. How does your mom react when she

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Speaker 3: sees these photoshop pictures of herself?

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Speaker 4: She has been seeing a lot happier, Like it's really

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Speaker 1: I think really she's like, I can eat this gallon

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Speaker 3: Look at that's good. I mean, I don't know why

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Speaker 3: you would feel like a bad person for doing that. Well,

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Speaker 3: I mean I get it because you're kind of lying, right,

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Speaker 3: You're showing her a picture that's not authentic. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I wish Jeffrey on that one too.

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Speaker 4: I mean I definitely, you know, went back and forth

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Speaker 4: about it ethically like it's john if it's lying, et cetera.

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Speaker 4: When I saw the lips it was giving her, I thought,

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Speaker 4: you know what, this was a great thing to do.

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Speaker 4: It set what starting to worry that maybe it's it's

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Speaker 3: Why what mean?

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Speaker 4: Well, my mom my mom is single, okay, and now

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Speaker 4: she is asked me to set up her dating profile.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mama, get it, which I me and the.

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Speaker 4: Rest of the families had been kind of encouraging her

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Speaker 1: But you're setting her up to be a catfish. I mean,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly it. I'm really worried that she's going

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Speaker 4: a total about it and you know and like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you look so much worse than your photo, and you know,

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Speaker 1: Everybody puts their best photo up on dating apps, you know,

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Speaker 1: at least she's putting a recent one up there. One thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Have a big peach booty. I never realized.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think I've had enough of that. My mom.

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Speaker 1: No disrespect, excited that menopause didn't affect her libido like

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Speaker 1: I thought it did.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Thanks for sharing that text in seventy five nine too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession that you want to get

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Speaker 3: off your chest, email the show and we can make

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Speaker 3: you the.

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Speaker 6: Mass speaker freaking Jeff in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Rolling on with the countdown of our top ten phone

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Speaker 3: taps of Christmas today, it's time for number seven, where

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Speaker 3: we reach out to a hotel to book a room

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Speaker 3: with a little bit of an assist from our robots

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Speaker 3: speech to text app. I love these ones.

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Speaker 1: Our fake AI phone taps are my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Sure we're not offended that you like our robots better

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Speaker 3: than our actual voice, like Brook, Hopefully no distractions happened

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Speaker 3: mid call to make this super awkward in your number

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Speaker 3: seven phone tap of the year.

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Speaker 2: Right now, it's Brook and Jefferies ten phone taps of

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Speaker 2: Christmas number.

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Speaker 8: Thank you for calling Olivia? How can I help you? Hello?

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Speaker 4: Is Olivia?

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Speaker 8: Can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Hello? My name is Doug Stickwick. I would like to

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Speaker 2: book a room.

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Speaker 8: Okay, what's happening?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I am driving and using speech to text through

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Speaker 2: my car.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I've never done this before, but I guess it's fine.

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Speaker 8: You said your name is Doug stick Quick.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, but did you just call me fish Stick?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 8: No, no, I'm sorry, sir. You said your name was

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Speaker 2: Yes it is. I'm sorry, just a little stressed. Looks

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Speaker 2: like I took a wrong turn and ended up in

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Speaker 8: Oh, that's really unfortunate. You might want to pull over something.

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Speaker 8: It seems really unsafe.

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Speaker 2: It's okay. I think the officials think I'm part of

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Speaker 2: it because I have a funny hood ornament of Mickey Mouse.

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Speaker 2: Oh hi everybody, Hello kids, I'm waving to them.

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Speaker 8: Do you want to call me back? Maybe when it's

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Speaker 2: It's fine. I am a busy person, so this is

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Speaker 2: will be coming there on the twenty sixth and leaving

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Speaker 2: the twenty ninth.

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Speaker 8: Okay, great.

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Speaker 2: Also, I need a sweet with a view.

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Speaker 8: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's funny. There are clowns in the road.

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Speaker 8: Just to be careful of them.

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Speaker 2: They are juggling and roller skating. Do you like clowns?

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Speaker 8: Not particularly, They're not my favorite, but we should get

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Speaker 2: I want to say something, Hey, clowns, what are you

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Speaker 2: looking at? I'm totally screwing with them and honking my horn. Okay,

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Speaker 2: my horn is bigger than yours.

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Speaker 8: So if I were you, I wouldn't antagonize the clowns.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, one is coming up to my window.

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Speaker 8: You definitely should keep it rolled up and leave them alone.

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Speaker 2: Nice makeup? Did a two year old get loose with

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Speaker 8: So I really don't think this is the best time

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Speaker 2: No, it's okay, I can do this. Just get me

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Speaker 2: a sweet on those days. Do you have one available?

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Speaker 8: I do, but I would really appreciate it if you

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Speaker 8: just call me later.

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Speaker 2: This is hold on, now, they are surrounding my car.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, the big one with the green pants

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Speaker 2: looks like a nightmare.

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Speaker 8: Sir, This is not okay.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to say something.

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Speaker 8: Don't say anything else any more of the clown.

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Speaker 2: Hey, clown, you are not funny. You're just a walking

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Speaker 2: coupon for a therapy session.

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Speaker 1: Why would you say that to them?

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Speaker 8: Why are you trying to piss them off?

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Speaker 2: He hit my car with a plastic rolling pin.

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Speaker 8: Looks really happening.

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Speaker 2: Blown, you want a piece of this? Stop, I'll fight

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Speaker 2: you right here.

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Speaker 8: I'm engaging with him.

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Speaker 9: You are making a worse.

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Speaker 2: After I'm done with you, your big shoes won't be

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Speaker 2: the only thing you will be walking away from your

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Speaker 2: dignities next.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, I cannot listen to this anymore.

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Speaker 2: Oh hey, did you book that suite yet? No? I

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Speaker 2: need the confirmation confirmation.

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Speaker 8: I'm trying to stop you from ruining a whole parade.

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Speaker 3: They're kids watching, got it.

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Speaker 2: Let me punch this clown first. Oh my god, I'll

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Speaker 2: take you off speech to text.

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Speaker 8: Don't punch anybody too late.

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Speaker 3: Got I'm writ in the nose, that's right. Who's laughing now, buddy?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I kind of get that confirmation number one.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready for it. Hello. What Yeah, the confirmation number

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Speaker 3: for my suite?

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Speaker 10: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I just took you off speech to text.

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Speaker 8: Tell there's a parade there.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's a parade, trust me. Every day on

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Speaker 3: the radio show is a total parade. In the studio

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Speaker 3: here on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, especially when

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Speaker 3: we do these prank phone calls.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: My real name is jeff from the radio show Brook

447
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap

448
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 3: on you, Olivia. Jesus, your coworkerste set you up.

449
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me.

450
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,719
Speaker 3: I'm not. He said that you've been really stressed out

451
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 3: at the hotel lately and he wanted us to mess

452
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 3: with you.

453
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it must be to help.

454
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 10: What the hell?

455
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 3: Although the fighting clowns in the parade didn't. That didn't

456
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 3: make you laugh.

457
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 8: I thought I was gonna have to call the cos

458
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 8: on a clown sight.

459
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 3: See that's funny. That made me laugh. You should go

460
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 3: into radio after you're done with the hotel stuff. No thanks, Yeah,

461
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 3: actually no, I wouldn't recommend it.

462
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 6: That was your number seven phonesap of twenty twenty five

463
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

464
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Speaker 3: I don't think this has ever happened on the show before,

465
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 3: where mid call we just had to pause and tell

466
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Speaker 3: the woman on the phone to just breathe. She was

467
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 3: that worked up. Yeah, but you know what, you might

468
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 3: feel the same way if you were in her shoes,

469
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 3: dealing with her neighbor next door and the tiny problem

470
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 3: that's been slowly ruining her life. Oh, we're gonna try

471
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 3: and help her fix it with our fingers, all eleven

472
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 3: of them. And you're gonna hear what that problem was.

473
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 3: We're gonna do.

474
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: How do you even?

475
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

476
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 3: I use an extra one when I text I don't.

477
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 6: Want to know.

478
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 3: You'll hear her problem in a brand new textual here,

479
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 3: why do I ask questions? And it's coming up right

480
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 3: after this.

481
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 10: Text?

482
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 3: You will he then text you will. There's a saying

483
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 3: that good fences make good neighbors. Yes, there's another saying

484
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 3: that says bad neighbors make good fertilizer. I don't support

485
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 3: art one, but I will say I do see the point, Ah,

486
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 3: because annoying neighbors can really get on your nerves and

487
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 3: create unnecessarily problems for you in your life.

488
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's true.

489
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: And apparently there's something that's going on with one of

490
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 3: our listeners, Allison and her next door neighbor.

491
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Speaker 1: Please tell me the neighbor's still above ground. After Jeffrey's

492
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: intro there, let's find out.

493
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 3: Maybe she needs to text the Morgue or something to

494
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 3: come pick them up. Allison, how you doing?

495
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 6: Oh?

496
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 9: Do I need you guys help?

497
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we're not.

498
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: That close of friends. Man, I'm not taking one down.

499
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 8: I'm telling you.

500
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 9: I have these neighbors. So a few months ago they

501
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 9: got this cute white dog and it was fine. I

502
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 9: heard some barking, and then the barking got more. Every

503
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 9: single time there's a wind blowing a squirrel, a rabbit.

504
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 9: We have rabbits in the backyard barking, driving me nuts.

505
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Speaker 1: I mean, really, okay, just it feels like you're gonna

506
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: break right now just even talking about it.

507
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Speaker 3: Is there anybody that you could get rid of all

508
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 3: the squirrels and stop the wind in your.

509
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Speaker 2: Neighborhood that.

510
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Speaker 6: I like that?

511
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

512
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, really, so get this. I've already texted neighbors and

513
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 9: I said, hey, listen, because I hate confrontation, you know.

514
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 9: I was like, please, the doc's been sparking for five hours,

515
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 9: could you just like you maybe take him.

516
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 3: In a little bit.

517
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: You know, though, I will say, when we first got

518
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: our dog, we didn't realize that when we would go

519
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: out to the bars at night, she would stay out

520
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,719
Speaker 1: barking all night. And so finally one of our neighbors

521
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: wrote us a no, and we felt terrible. You know,

522
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: of course we didn't let the dog out at night anymore.

523
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 3: Almost happened in my apartment complex.

524
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: I remember one of the yas.

525
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 7: Was like, we didn't even know, or.

526
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 3: So, how did how did your neighbors react when you

527
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 3: sent that message to them?

528
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 9: Well, see, now, you guys would act like a normal neighbor. Okay.

529
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 9: So they said, all right, we're going to do something

530
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Speaker 9: about it. And oh my god, with the dog anyway,

531
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 9: So they said that I.

532
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 3: Know, I know, I know you're very wound up about

533
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 3: this house, and we can understand why. Yeah, but just

534
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 3: relax a second. We're here to help you. Yes, And

535
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 3: it sounds like you actually got a decent response from that.

536
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: They said they'd take care of it.

537
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 6: Well they didn't.

538
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 9: They didn't take care of it at all. A matter

539
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 9: of fact, the barking got worse. So I sent them

540
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 9: another text method now we're getting messy.

541
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh god, what did you say there?

542
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 9: Okay? So I was like please please, and I put

543
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 9: three pleases, you know, please stop your dog from barking,

544
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 9: and they just never responded after that.

545
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds too polite neighbors. Don't respond to that.

546
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: No, please, please please is not polite. One please is plate.

547
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: Three pleases is like condescending. Almost.

548
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 9: Okay, but for the record, the first time I was

549
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,640
Speaker 9: very nice. I mean, this is like the third text

550
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 9: I've sent. I just I can't take it anymore.

551
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, we could tell, We can tell people other than

552
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 3: the dogs barking all the time, are they bad neighbors

553
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 3: in any other way?

554
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 9: They're fine everything else I have. There's nothing else wrong really, Okay, Okay,

555
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,719
Speaker 9: I'm not a complainer. I hate confrontation.

556
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 3: You have a complainer, but you will come on the

557
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: radio and voice all the pleasure about which is different.

558
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah we needed that.

559
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, for this segment, we get that the healthy, safe

560
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 3: place to do.

561
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: So you don't want to ruin the relationship because like

562
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: living next door to someone that you hate or hates

563
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: you is going to be even worse than the dog barking.

564
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, do you remember in New York City a

565
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 9: really long time ago where that you know, there's the

566
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 9: son of Sammy's the thing that made him snap with

567
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 9: the dog barking?

568
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: Get back to the fertilizer.

569
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not sure one hundred percent if exactly like

570
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: what she wants to do with this text.

571
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: Message, I don't know if I want to know after

572
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: she just made that reference.

573
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 3: I mean, Allison, what's your overall goal with doing the

574
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 3: call this way?

575
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 9: All right? Okay, So here's the thing. I've been listening

576
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 9: to you guys. I love, love, love you guys, and

577
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 9: I thought, you know what, these are the people to

578
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 9: help me. I just know it, And I just want

579
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 9: to know. Do you all have any kind of like

580
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 9: ideas or anything I could say? I mean, I just

581
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 9: I'm at a loss.

582
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: Here and I need you.

583
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 3: But as far as the goal of the text here,

584
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 3: are you trying to say we need to figure out

585
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 3: one text to get the dog to stop barking?

586
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 4: Yes?

587
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean the first thing we have to do.

588
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 3: They agreed to it before, but nothing happened.

589
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: But the first thing we have to do is even

590
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,479
Speaker 1: get them to respond again, because they have left her

591
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: on read they don't like her, right.

592
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 3: That's a good point. I think if we text about

593
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 3: the dog, they're knocking her answer. It's just been the

594
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 3: whole vibe of your relationship lately has been so serious

595
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: between you and your neighbors. Maybe we should start off

596
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 3: on a lighter note with like a dog pun or

597
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: a dog joke, like a knock joke.

598
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: I don't I like it? You don't like that, Alexis.

599
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't reply to anybody's puns, so maybe

600
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 5: i'm a background.

601
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 3: They won't go with the pun to do the knock

602
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: knock route, You're like, knock knock, who's there? Your dog's

603
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 3: still barking? Dog emotion?

604
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 8: You know what you guys, humor.

605
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 9: I've noticed in my whole life, humor always worked. I

606
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 9: think that's a great idea.

607
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: All right, that is it. It's a take. So let's

608
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: make sure that we also included is it's gonna be

609
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: the knock knock joke? Who's there? Your dog?

610
00:28:59,320 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 4: Who's there?

611
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: You're dog still barking? To do that one, they're not

612
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 3: going to get it to reply to it.

613
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: It should just be a random dog joke. Like, I

614
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: don't know, I like it. I like the knock knock.

615
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that's maybe if.

616
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 9: I put a happy face and it's like you know,

617
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 9: emoji's or something, I would take this as route you

618
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 9: need to do.

619
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 4: Cry.

620
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: I would literally read this and be like, this is

621
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: the most backhanded I agree, but.

622
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 5: I want to see what they respond anyway, entertainment all right, bro, like.

623
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 3: Knock knock as it's still barking.

624
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: If you add a laughing crying emoji and a cute

625
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: little puppy emoji.

626
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 4: Like yeah, yeah, that's a great idea.

627
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 3: Even though this is probably some of the worst advice

628
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 3: we've ever given, I do want to try it.

629
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's remember it is Jeff's idea.

630
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 3: I will take full response, take it out.

631
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: Don't put it as a paragraph.

632
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 3: That's a good call. Good call. So knock knock, period return,

633
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 3: and the who's here they are question mark return.

634
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: Yes, your dog's still barking emojis.

635
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: Laughing emoji and a dog emoji.

636
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: Ya got it.

637
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 9: I'm going to shot.

638
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

639
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: You know it's going to get a response. I don't

640
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: know if it's going to get a positive response, but

641
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: it's going to get a response.

642
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 3: That was one of the two goals that we sent,

643
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 3: so we'd be halfway there.

644
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it'll just haha back.

645
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 3: All right, you know so you sent that out, Alison. Yeah, okay,

646
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 3: we're going to come back.

647
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: Start to warn her neighborhood or we're.

648
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: The greatest peacemakers of all time, and they should use

649
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 3: this technique at the United Nations. Yeah, we're going to

650
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 3: come back and we'll continue with textual healing. Right after this,

651
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 3: we're on the phone with Alison for another segment of

652
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 3: textual Healing.

653
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: And I'm worried about her heart rate.

654
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 3: She's stressed out because she has an issue with her

655
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 3: next door neighbors, who actually, from the sound of it,

656
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 3: seemed like very nice, reasonable people, but they are fed

657
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 3: up with Alison because Alison keeps texting about their barking dog.

658
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: She's messaged several times before pleading that they get their

659
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 3: pupp to stay quiet. Nothing has worked, which is why

660
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 3: Alison came to us for help, and we decided to

661
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: go with a little knock knock dog humor. Yes, and

662
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 3: we had her text your neighbor, knock knock, who's there?

663
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 3: Your dog still barking in the backyard? Laugh emoji dog

664
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 3: emoji cause funny to us because we can hear the

665
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 3: right But just one of our goals of this whole

666
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 3: thing was to get them to respond.

667
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: They've been leaving her on red totally.

668
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 3: Alison, have you gotten anything back from your neighbors yet?

669
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Speaker 4: Oh? My god.

670
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Speaker 9: I totally got a respond.

671
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 4: Oh yes, oh my.

672
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: God, is it good or bad with our job, our goal?

673
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: I am dying to hear what they said?

674
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well was it?

675
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 9: Okay? This is what they wrote back. They said, We've tried,

676
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 9: but Barney needs to express. Barney the dog needs to

677
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 9: express his emotion, and we took him to the vet.

678
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 9: This is what our vet said. If we get a

679
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 9: holistic vet and Barney has to express himself, that's.

680
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: What they told me. He's barking for his mental health.

681
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: Then my dog sees a holistic vet to a holistic

682
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: the acupuncture.

683
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you feel about that? Alison? What's your reaction?

684
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 9: I am beside myself.

685
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 8: I mean, what's the world.

686
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 4: Not?

687
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 3: Well, okay, she has a holistically you should try barking

688
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: express Okay, so now we need to respond alexis, what

689
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 3: do you think you're expert? You're an expert at dealing

690
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 3: with like high confrontation and you love dogs.

691
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 5: That plays the bagpipes and I don't say anything to

692
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 5: that guy.

693
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but your roommates to insist her is in that school. Yeah,

694
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: we're pro the neighbor. Actually, we usually say it's the

695
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: neighbor's fall.

696
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 3: Well, let's let's use I mean, they clearly trust what

697
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 3: their VET says. Maybe we can go off of something

698
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: like veterinary.

699
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what if we throw some information back at them,

700
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: because I mean the thing with holistic health is sometimes

701
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: there's some gray area. And what if you said that's interesting,

702
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: Because that's not saying you agree or disagree with the

703
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: holistic fat. You just say that's interesting. Maybe your dog

704
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: could express themselves in other ways, like playing fetch, or

705
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: have you thought about getting one of those doggie pads

706
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: where it talks to you when it pushes the bubble,

707
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: or some.

708
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 3: Sort of like dog art class that lets you get

709
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 3: your rage after paint?

710
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

711
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: You know what?

712
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 4: Why not?

713
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 8: I mean maybe I should take a.

714
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 9: Little more calm approach.

715
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 3: All right, that sounds like you like it, Allison. Let's

716
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,479
Speaker 3: text it then?

717
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 4: Yeah?

718
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Brooks say that again so that Allison

719
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 3: can text you say.

720
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: You just say that's interesting. Maybe your dog could express

721
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: itself in different ways?

722
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 4: Good?

723
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 1: Perhaps perhaps that or one of those dog pads where

724
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: it can talk to you.

725
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 3: Okay, good thing, this is a Twitter and you don't

726
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 3: have like a cap limit on?

727
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, do you remember I wrote it?

728
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 3: I think that's good because at that point you're not

729
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 3: attacking them anymore. You're trying to be helpful and part

730
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 3: of the solution.

731
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: And Brooke did a good job.

732
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 3: Asking questions is good because you're trying to help and learn.

733
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: And like it.

734
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 3: I know jose Is giving Brook the credit there, but

735
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 3: let's give Alexis credit for that text.

736
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 5: Okay, Brooke took the words out of my mouth before

737
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 5: I say that.

738
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 3: It was like telepathectly took like.

739
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: A deer in the headlight when you ask after you

740
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: stole my answer.

741
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 3: Yea thought, Allison, go ahead send that if you haven't already.

742
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 9: Okay, I just sent it. I send it already.

743
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, you sound like that sounded like a small.

744
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 9: Dog should stand in the backyard and bar right.

745
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: Do you work from home? Is that why this is

746
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: such an issue for you? The dog barking?

747
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, you read my mind?

748
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 11: Yes, I do.

749
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 4: I work from home.

750
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: The mind reader as well.

751
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, just to me, can you guess what they're going

752
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 3: to respond with Brooke? What are they going to say

753
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: back to our text?

754
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: Well, they're probably gonna shoot down both her ideas. You know,

755
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought that maybe we could send

756
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: him an Amazon link next.

757
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 9: Oh my god, they just they just responded. They said

758
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 9: that I have to respect the free will of all creatures.

759
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 9: And they remained free. And she said, if he chooses

760
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 9: to be an outside dog, we have to let him

761
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 9: be free.

762
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Oh my god.

763
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the only answer is you then have

764
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: to wake up at two in the morning and start

765
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: practicing drums or something.

766
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 8: I mean in retribution, Well, you know what, maybe I

767
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 8: should take you.

768
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 9: My mama ways used to say, take the highway, right,

769
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 9: get high.

770
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: These people aren't even on the road.

771
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 4: Look.

772
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 3: Maybe because maybe we just lean into this even more.

773
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 3: That's what alexis in her all her wisdom would tell you,

774
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 3: don't try and push back constantly, try and lean into it.

775
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 3: And instead of fight with them, why not say you

776
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: know what you're right? That immediately disarms them. Wait wait, wait, see,

777
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 3: let me finish your right. Who are we to say

778
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 3: when and where your dog can bark? I want to

779
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 3: get to know your dog better. Please let me dogs

780
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,280
Speaker 3: sit further you on your next vacation.

781
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: O me, what do you? I don't trust did you

782
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: hear Alison? I don't trust her being alone.

783
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 3: When he disappears under your care. It's like it was

784
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 3: the dog's free will. Who was I to stop your

785
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 3: dog from back to the This is not my idea,

786
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 3: broke Seriously, though, are you open to like dog sitting

787
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 3: and maybe that'll disarm the tension between the two neighbors.

788
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.

789
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 9: I love animals. I just don't want them barking in

790
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 9: my face twenty four hours a day. But you know what,

791
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 9: maybe if I got to know him, you know, and

792
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 9: he is pretty cute, and I don't know, maybe I

793
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 9: should just I really, maybe I should just take the

794
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 9: high road, you know.

795
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 3: And why did you you both take the high road?

796
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 3: Be nice to the doggie, but leave the front gate

797
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 3: on lock.

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00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 6: Just in games.

799
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Speaker 1: I mean that is free will, because they're actually going

800
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: against their dogs free will by keeping them in a

801
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: caged Yeah, don't.

802
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 3: Tell, don't tell them, you know what.

803
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 9: You're right though, it's an interesting point.

804
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's exactly what you should text to your neighbors.

805
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: So we didn't really solve anything here.

806
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 3: Well, I think we've at least got the communication going

807
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 3: between the two neighbors again, and there's not so much

808
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 3: like anger and animosity between you.

809
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what, you made me laugh.

810
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 9: You did solve something because you feel that's our.

811
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 3: Mission, guys, that's what we always want to.

812
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: Don't act like lose the dog on purpose. Right, we

813
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: understand that was a joke.

814
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just kidding.

815
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, the coyotes and stuff, right.

816
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I love it all right.

817
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to call that a successful edition of

818
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 3: textuballe Healing because we're out of time here.

819
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: But I like your loose interpretation of success.

820
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 5: Alexis calls it success and that's all that if I

821
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 5: feel good about this one.

822
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

823
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

824
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 3: You know how society is worried about kids being on

825
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 3: their phones all the time on social media, Yeah for sure,

826
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 3: Well maybe they should be worried about moms videotaping their

827
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: kids without their children knowing it. Because one lady did

828
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 3: that and of course got ten million views. We're going

829
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 3: to play the hilarious audio for you. Plus you'll never

830
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 3: believe what one woman found at her local goodwill. It

831
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 3: only costs ten ninety nine to buy it, okay, and

832
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 3: let's just say it's worth a whole lot more than

833
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 3: that now, Yeah, coming up in a brand new boo

834
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 3: TikTok click shot we're doing right now. Recently we celebrated

835
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 3: National Christmas Card Day, and this year there's a new

836
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 3: number one message being sent to friends and family. Really

837
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 3: finally dethroning Happy Holidays after seventy eight years in a row,

838
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: people are now saying, mary Woo, TikTok click shock a

839
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 3: nice festive ring to it.

840
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Doesn't it that warm fuzzy feeling job.

841
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 3: Yep, it's TikTok click shock. Where we discuss the biggest

842
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 3: TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right into

843
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 3: it with your first TikTok click shock, which comes from

844
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 3: a married couple oh miles in Katrina. They do a

845
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 3: whole account showing treasures that they find over at the goodwill.

846
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun.

847
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 3: Usually their videos get around one hundred or so of views,

848
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 3: but their most recent one got well over a million.

849
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 3: Whoa all cause Katrina bought one of those ugly looking

850
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 3: piggy banks. Oh, I'm showing a photo of it to

851
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 3: my co host. It's oh yeah, it looks.

852
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: Like nineteen seventies. Nineteen eighties has got daisies on the

853
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: side of it. That's formic.

854
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 11: It's old.

855
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,240
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, antique.

856
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's kind of scary looking. It's pink like

857
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 3: everything from that size. Its eyes are giant, creepy rolling

858
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 3: into the back of its brain. But Katrina bought it,

859
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 3: and when her friends asked, why would you do that,

860
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 3: she had an answer for them.

861
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 11: Listen, it sounds like there's something in it. And when

862
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 11: I was in the store, i opened it up. I

863
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 11: see all these plastic baggies in there, but I didn't

864
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 11: want to open it in the store. What they're like

865
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 11: tied together, no freaking way, like shaking right now. That's

866
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 11: not plastic. It's wads of money.

867
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: There's more in there.

868
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 11: God, here's all the money. It's two thousand, twenty eight dollars.

869
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 3: Oh, who would have thought that people keep money inside

870
00:40:59,560 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 3: of piggy?

871
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: Not that much, Jeff, Like, it's like some pennies, you know,

872
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: some Nichols you've got like two grand.

873
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 3: Katrina actually felt guilty about it, wondering if somebody accidentally

874
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 3: donated this without knowing that there was money in it.

875
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,439
Speaker 1: Obviously they wouldn't donate it if they knew there was money.

876
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: It was probably grandma's and Grandma went to the other side.

877
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: You know, and you keep the two great. That was

878
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 3: the question. Do you think that she should return the money?

879
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 7: No, not all.

880
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: How do you find who to give it to?

881
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

882
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 7: Totally.

883
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 3: A lot of people in the comments said that she

884
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 3: should return it because it would be the moral thing

885
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 3: to do. We don't really have that on this show,

886
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 3: so we have a different opinion.

887
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: They didn't even cross my mind.

888
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 3: But many said, no, you're spitting in the face of

889
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 3: the universe and it'll stop rewarding you keep it.

890
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be haunted by a little piggy for the

891
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: rest of your life if you don't keep it.

892
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 3: Still, Katrina called the Goodwill and she asked, anybody call

893
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 3: inquiring about a piggy bank that's actually gone bad because

894
00:41:59,080 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 3: somebody did.

895
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: Although good Will like to make money, so probably yeah.

896
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, they told her nope, So she's keeping the cash.

897
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 6: All right.

898
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: There you go.

899
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 6: That was a.

900
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: TikTok click shock. You're next TikTok click shock. It's from

901
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 3: a woman who goes by lofy check as her user name.

902
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 3: Her video got over ten point two million views, and

903
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 3: when I tell you what she filmed, probably would sound bad.

904
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 3: But just so you know, the video only shows a

905
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 3: shower curtain. Okay, because it's a mom capturing the audio

906
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 3: of her seven year old son singing while in the shower.

907
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 3: So let's listen.

908
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: My hooray, my.

909
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 6: My reason.

910
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 7: My readers.

911
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 3: So much soulfulness in it too. This rainfall, I know,

912
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 3: I thought only I knew this one that.

913
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 8: Was so cute.

914
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: But aren't you a bad bomb for posting what's going

915
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: to be like one of the most moments ever on TikTok.

916
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 3: She made him famous, brook, I don't think he wants

917
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 3: to be weiener rain boy. Well, best new rain song

918
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: since Chocolate Rain. That was one of the top comments

919
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 3: on the video. Another comment from riz Master said, fun fact,

920
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 3: boys actually don't outgrow this. We still do stuff like

921
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 3: this well into adulthood.

922
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, would do if I had one. It

923
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: seems fun.

924
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 3: Well, once it went viral, a lot of people have

925
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 3: been meming it and I definitely expect Drake to sample

926
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 3: it for his next single. But good news is music

927
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 3: is alive and well today. That was a TikTok click shot.

928
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 3: In your final TikTok click shot based from a story

929
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 3: about an eighty eight year old Michigan man named Bombus

930
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 3: and my co hosts may have seen this already, but

931
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 3: a video of him went viral last week after a

932
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 3: positivity influencer shared a story of Ed working at a

933
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 3: grocery store. I did see because Ed apparently used to

934
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 3: work for GM General Motors, but they went bankrupt, so

935
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 3: Ed lost his entire pension. Then his wife got sick

936
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 3: passed away, and he went back to work to try

937
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 3: to pay off the over two hundred grand in medical

938
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 3: depth that they'd rather doze.

939
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, isn't he like eighty eight years old?

940
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 3: I said that at the start of the story, but

941
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 3: you don't have to listen to all thet all the time.

942
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 3: That's okay. The positivity influencer started to go fund me

943
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,439
Speaker 3: and then this is what happened next.

944
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 10: This may be overwhelming, but we do have a little

945
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 10: surprise for you. So if you would like to come

946
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 10: with me, I want to reveal that this is one

947
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 10: of the largest individual fundraises and go fund me history.

948
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 10: If you want, you will be able to retire because

949
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 10: we've rised you one point seven to seven million dollars.

950
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 3: One point seven millions.

951
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: It is risky to surprise an eighty eight year old

952
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: with something like that.

953
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 3: That's true. I actually watched it.

954
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 7: To start low.

955
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, hundred dollars, it worked up.

956
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep handing him stacks of cash until he freaks out.

957
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just don't want too much of a heart fake.

958
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 3: So I watched the video and it is actually very sweet.

959
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 3: Head winds up in a ball of tears. Yeah, because

960
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 3: apparently his brother also has cancer and he hasn't been

961
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 3: able to go visit him, So this money's gonna help

962
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 3: him do that. And Brooke, doesn't this just make you

963
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 3: feel like it's okay to donate to good people, not

964
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 3: hoard all of your money selfishly.

965
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: I love donating. I think everybody should this holiday season.

966
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 3: But I mean more than just throwing pocket change at

967
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 3: people on the side because you don't like how the

968
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 3: coins feel in your hand. Yeah, okay, let's just focus

969
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: on d because you're right, it is the holidays, and

970
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 3: that was a very special ending. Yeah, those were yourtok

971
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 3: stories for the day we got your phones have coming

972
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 3: up right after this. Everyone knows Santa gives a lump

973
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 3: of coal to all the naughty boys and girls during

974
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: the holidays. Yeah, but did you know our own. Brook

975
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 3: Fox sells him the coal produced in her overseas factories,

976
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 3: and she does mark it up twenty five percent during

977
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 3: Christmas because mama's got to appease the shareholders.

978
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: Full circle moment when the kids that work in the

979
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 1: mines get it back.

980
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 4: Oh you.

981
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: Nice, because they were naughty for not working hard enough,

982
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 3: right Brook? I mean yes? And Brook is hoping overtype

983
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 3: I know, shame on them. And Brook's hoping to hand

984
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 3: a big lump of coal to her challenger today, Chris, Chris,

985
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 3: you ready to have your stockings stuffed by Brooke? Who

986
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 3: that sounds crazy. That is not on the table, Chris,

987
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: just so you know, it's under No, it's on the table,

988
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: but it's going in your stocking and forth.

989
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: To watch Chris see who you are?

990
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 3: You open the door to You made Brooks smile really

991
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 3: big though she really excited.

992
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 1: About my stopping my stocking does need to I'm.

993
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 6: I need to go.

994
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 3: Take your chimney and get out, go exploit children like

995
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: you're good at Okay, there you go. She leave in

996
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 3: the studio. Chris, and you know how the game works.

997
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

998
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 3: If you don't know when you could say pass, but

999
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 3: you have to beat her out right if you want

1000
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,280
Speaker 3: to win? Are you ready?

1001
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 4: Yes, sir?

1002
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 3: All right, good luck my man. Your time starts now.

1003
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 3: Dame Judy Dench celebrated a birthday yesterday. She played what

1004
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 3: character in the James Bond franchise that goes by one letter?

1005
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 3: Have the highest possible FIGHTO credit score is eight fifty.

1006
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 3: What's the lowest possible credit score? Four hundred or three hundred?

1007
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 3: In Which country would you find the mojave desert.

1008
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 2: Pat in the NBA?

1009
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 3: How many points do you get for a basketball shop

1010
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: made from half court three? What condiment was originally sold

1011
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 3: as a medicine in the eighteen hundreds? Ketchup mustard or mayonnaise?

1012
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 4: Ketchup?

1013
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,359
Speaker 3: All right, all right, Chris got that in Well, Don

1014
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 3: Brook's coming back.

1015
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 4: I have the hard questions when I come on.

1016
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 3: Brook asked that we do that, just so you know

1017
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: we're we're asking all of our players about their holiday traditions.

1018
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 3: And according to my screener, Chris, it says you are

1019
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 3: a Christmas Eve gift done wrapper. You can't wait till

1020
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 3: Christmas Day?

1021
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 4: Hey, I have multiple families to get to so we

1022
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 4: do one on Christmas Eve and then one on Christmas Day.

1023
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, do you is it your favorite family that

1024
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 1: you let do Christmas Morning?

1025
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 4: Don't do that?

1026
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 3: Listen, Well, I got five kids.

1027
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 4: They are all twelve and unders.

1028
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: So oh dang, that's so fun, fun time of year.

1029
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're doing all the work to make Christmas happen, right, yes, yeah.

1030
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Brooks not being sarcastic.

1031
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: No, you know it's always dads who really put in

1032
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: the labor this time of year.

1033
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 3: I know my wife is listening right now, and she

1034
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 3: probably does not like that. Accurate, Chris, you're a good

1035
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 3: sport man. Now it's Brooks turn brook.

1036
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yes, I'm ready.

1037
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Dame Judy Dench celebrated a birthday yesterday.

1038
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 3: She played what character in the James Bond franchise that

1039
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: goes by one letter Q? The highest possible Ficos credit

1040
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 3: score is eight point fifty. What's the lowest possible credit score?

1041
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 3: Four hundred or three hundred?

1042
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: Three hundred?

1043
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 3: In Which country would you find the mojave Desert America?

1044
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 3: In the NBA? How many points do you get for

1045
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 3: a basketball shot made from half Court three. What condiment

1046
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 3: was originally sold as a medicine in the eighteen hundred?

1047
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: It's ketchup mustard or mayonnaise mustard. Our answers in, and

1048
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 3: now it's time to head on over to the scoreboard

1049
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 3: to see who's stalking will be stuffed once and for

1050
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 3: all with Jose, Why are you not wearing pants?

1051
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, Chriss, you got to correct today.

1052
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 4: I'm just surprised.

1053
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 3: I got to correct, but finished strong bro three. I

1054
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 3: got a lot closer than I thought I would. You

1055
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 3: can take that consolation as a win. Let's go over

1056
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 3: the answers for everybody. Dame Judy Dench had a birthday yesterday.

1057
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 3: She plays in the James Bond franchise the character m

1058
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 3: oh the leader of m I six British Intelligence m.

1059
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: As a no, I've never seen a James Bond movie.

1060
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 4: So good, I don't worry, neither have I.

1061
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 3: Highest possible fightco credit score is eight fifty. The lowest

1062
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 3: possible is three hundred. Chris didn't know that because his

1063
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 3: is just so high.

1064
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: He did never I remember those or his wife also

1065
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 1: controls all the financials.

1066
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 3: That's possible too. You'd find the Mojave Desert in the

1067
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 3: United States of America. Did we give her just America?

1068
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 6: We did?

1069
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 3: Wow, feeling very generous right now. In the NBA, how

1070
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 3: many points do you get for a basketball shop from

1071
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 3: half court? That's three points, same as just anywhere behind

1072
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 3: the three point line, although.

1073
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: You should get more. I mean there's a solid argument. Yeah,

1074
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It wouldn't be cool if

1075
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: it was like twenty points.

1076
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 7: And they used four shots.

1077
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 6: Win.

1078
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 3: The condiment originally sold his medicine in the eighteen hundreds

1079
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 3: was ketchup. It was supposed to be a cure for

1080
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 3: the common cold.

1081
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 1: Okay, gross Yeah, yeah.

1082
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: So, Chris, I'm sorry man, it wasn't enough to beat

1083
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 3: Brooke today. But just for playing, we are giving you

1084
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 3: a pair of tickets to see the Everett Silver Tips

1085
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 3: take on the Seattle Thunderbirds at Angel of the Winds

1086
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 3: Arena Sunday, December twenty eighth. Hey, hey, bring your favorite boy.

1087
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: Oh man, don't they don't do that to me.

1088
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 3: You're an awesome time. Come back and play again. Soon

1089
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 3: We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Rooking

1090
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:05,720
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning