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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live Chris Catan March thirteenth through the fifteenth. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com and you can

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Speaker 1: call four two five two eight nine seven thousand things

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Speaker 1: on the twenties you shouting two hundred and fifty bucks? Next? Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Colin? Yeah? It is sick. Hey, this is Stu.

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Speaker 1: I'm the maintenance guy for your apartment complex. I was

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Speaker 1: in your I was in your apartment earlier today fixing

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Speaker 1: your disposal. Oh y yeah, hey man, is it all

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Speaker 1: his alting care? Yeah, we are all done, it's fixed.

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Speaker 1: I do just have one question for you. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: noticed a picture on your mantle of a guy with

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Speaker 1: a surfboard near a palm tree. Is that you? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's wee. Why what's up? What's en? I said, what's up?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. I was I was

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Speaker 1: in Hawaii, Yeah, on vacation. Why what did something happen

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Speaker 1: with the picture? No? I just saw it and I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh MG, is that the guy who lives here?

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Speaker 1: Because I have got to call him and say what's up? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You know, thanks. I I appreciate that yeah. Um, was

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Speaker 1: there anything else with the disposal or that's all taken

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Speaker 1: care of? Or was there anything else so that I I

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Speaker 1: needed to know other than the fact that you are gorgeous?

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Speaker 1: Not really? Yeah? Thanks, yeah, no problem, no things, things

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Speaker 1: all done? So? Um, what are you doing later? Ah?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I am what you're looking for. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't trust me. Hey no wait, let me stop

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Speaker 1: you right there and trust me. I saw the picture

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Speaker 1: in your place. You are exactly what I'm looking for.

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Speaker 1: Like to the t, I'm talking everything about you. Look,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it, but I'm I'm not gay, so so thanks,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing all that. But I'm I'm gonna go. You

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Speaker 1: know how many times I've heard that before? You know what,

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Speaker 1: every time you heard it, it it was probably true, you know,

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Speaker 1: a little little life advice like go ahead and take

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Speaker 1: their word for it. Two out of the seven times

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Speaker 1: it's worked, and I'm hoping there's a third. Not great

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Speaker 1: odds man, So I'm gonna go. All right, listen to

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you. It's not going to happen.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your help. I have to go. Hello, Hey, Colin,

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Speaker 1: this is Stu again. What do you want. I thought

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Speaker 1: I made myself as clear as humanly possible. No, you did.

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Speaker 1: You made yourself perfectly clear. This is a business call.

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling you about the other stuff unfortunately. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I just need your permission to get back in your apartment.

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Speaker 1: Why I thought you said it was all done? What

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Speaker 1: do you need? What we had this whole conversation. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was done. It is done, But I need

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Speaker 1: to get back in there because I just all right,

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Speaker 1: why the disposal is done? What's the problem? I feel bad.

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Speaker 1: I thought we were going to hit it off, and

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Speaker 1: I thought it'd be really cute if when we met up,

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Speaker 1: like I was wearing your underwear and I'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I picked these up, and so are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: You're not serious. You did not. I just want to

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Speaker 1: get back in your partment so I can put them

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Speaker 1: back and I won't. Arete is your mind? I must

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Speaker 1: have been even I don't even know what to say

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Speaker 1: to that. Are you crazy? I want to give them

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Speaker 1: back to you. I don't want to have these anymore.

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Speaker 1: But so beyond the point, Jesus, I feel like I

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Speaker 1: ruined our chances with this stupid underwear stunt, like I

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Speaker 1: don't feel like you don't got any chances before you

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Speaker 1: took my underwear. Why I can't take it when you're

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Speaker 1: mad at me like this, Colin, we used to be.

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Speaker 1: You need some help, okay, Like I've realized this is

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Speaker 1: way beyond you taking mind like you need help. Man,

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Speaker 1: I feel bad for you, Okay, I just want to

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Speaker 1: go back to the good days. You know how it

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Speaker 1: used to be. You're out of your mind. If you're

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Speaker 1: actually out of your mind. You remember the first time

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Speaker 1: we talked on the phone. You remember that five minutes

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Speaker 1: ago when I told her I wasn't game, didn't go

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Speaker 1: out with you. Hey, Colin, this is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. What it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your roommate Jake set you up. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's funny because Jake's told me that he's actually been

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Speaker 1: stealing your underwear. See, I'm gonna go ahead and hope

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Speaker 1: that you're still messing with me, because maybe you want

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Speaker 1: to think about that. Maybe maybe not. You gotta ask Jake.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I have to have a talk with Later on,

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Speaker 1: when Jake comes home, Just tackle him and then try

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Speaker 1: to pull off his pants and see what happens. What

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Speaker 1: it's wrong with you? Guys? Week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jewil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties now And

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Speaker 1: I want to be free. I want to just lave