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Speaker 2: Here's my surprise face in town. Hey, hang on, let

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Speaker 2: because that's exactly what I expected to know. The whole

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Speaker 2: fucking thing is rotten. So they like, we'll do well, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: got it going, No, this is we want to get

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Speaker 2: you up to speed, just because this is so fucking dark.

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Speaker 1: This is it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not new to this town. It's

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Speaker 3: kind of scary. So just just getting.

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Speaker 4: Immediately fucking idea this immediately what I was scared will.

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Speaker 1: Eat you fucking nose to tail.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been here forty eight hours. Man, I'm itching

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Speaker 3: to leave. Man, I gotta be honestly, I was. I

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Speaker 3: was hoping I'm show your.

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Speaker 2: Asshole like bubble gum man, shoot your like.

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Speaker 4: I'm hanging in like a fucking window in little Italy

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Speaker 4: and all the nonah's.

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Speaker 1: Are coming by. Just picked me over, every little last scrap.

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Speaker 2: Them, every last Nona is picking a piece off with

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Speaker 2: her fucking withered fingers and just pop it in her mouth.

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Speaker 1: Grot.

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Speaker 3: I hate when they do that. Man, they have those

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Speaker 3: gnarled Italian fingers.

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Speaker 1: Yes, just for Rick.

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Speaker 5: And it's not like it's no, there's nothing racist going on.

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Speaker 1: Nothing. I'm sing that region piece, yea.

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Speaker 3: In that region they had grapes that were smaller. They

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Speaker 2: Having old, disgusting gnarled hands is an honor. It's a

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Speaker 1: And you guys are like my friends with them or

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, Italians and Greeks.

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Speaker 1: You're talking just ethnically, yes, yeah, you guys are like

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Speaker 3: They're Catholic heretics, so we're we obviously believe in the

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Speaker 1: That the main one. I love that.

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Speaker 3: That is a little problem we have, the one that's

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Speaker 3: flat we do. We're not a big pizza culture. And

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Speaker 3: they don't barbecue enough for my taste, the Italians they

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Speaker 3: maybe Italian Americans do, but everything's in the kitchen. Go outside,

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Speaker 3: get a little fresh air, right, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: And in fact, the Nona fingers, I don't know if

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Speaker 3: you're in Jersey, they're getting regular because they don't go

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Speaker 3: outside and pick meat off anymore. They're not doing they're

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Speaker 4: Regular them like you dap them an old grandma and

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Speaker 4: you're like, the regular is there's just normal things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you hear about people doing obviously, like you know,

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Speaker 1: But now what we're seeing is.

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Speaker 2: These like these like Jersey fingers, which they've been pending.

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Speaker 1: They've been over here too long.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, And I'm not saying like go back,

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Speaker 1: That is that the worst thing in the world. And

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Speaker 2: You let's honor our traditions and maybe even go all

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Speaker 3: But maybe, but it's an option you should have and

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Speaker 2: I think that it's like take a good, hard, long

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Speaker 5: And I mean look at it if we really if

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Speaker 2: Without all this take off the woke glasses in the

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Speaker 6: The uh liberal uh and we're gonna get I don't

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Speaker 5: And just and just be a person and just go

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Speaker 1: Of nice to go back? Do I belong here? Is

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Speaker 1: It feeling good for me or anyone else? Choose?

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Speaker 2: Annoying when I hear that, oh man, every everywhere, every

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Speaker 4: Talking all this fucking crap about me, really the firefighters specifically,

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Speaker 1: Oh, they like these are Hollywood firefighters. Ye yes, okay,

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, they're like they're They're so fucking great,

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Speaker 1: I hate, you know, I like to say all this

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of the incarcerated firefighters actually have been

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Speaker 1: I see it.

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Speaker 3: So I saw that post you made about they don't

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Speaker 1: Well, for I mean, look, they should get money for some.

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Speaker 4: Stuff, but for the firefighting. You're saying, I've been doing

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Speaker 3: One of the greatest entertainments.

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Speaker 1: Yes, fucking psycho.

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Speaker 5: He's sick, but I'm scared of some of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's like knows the devil.

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Speaker 2: Or something, because some of the ship that he's doing

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Speaker 4: But maybe maybe he's just the most normal guy and

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Speaker 4: be like normal human endurance. And we've all got like

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I've been kind of testing this ship out, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean, Like can I can I reach these

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Speaker 4: same frontiers? So I've just been lying face down in

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Speaker 4: my pool, okay, to like see if I can get

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Speaker 2: Just getting reps, just holding every day exactly based down

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Speaker 1: Wrinkly like your front can get all of that?

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Speaker 4: Yes, And it's gotten so boring to me that'll basically

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's so boring. I'm gonna fall asleep. That's how bored.

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Speaker 3: Nothing that's a sign though, blaming yourself like you're already getting.

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Speaker 4: Bored by it because he looks like so bored that ice. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I heard he was actually sleeping.

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Speaker 3: They had to edit, you know, they did his eyes

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Speaker 1: The rest of it is real.

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Speaker 4: The rest of it is real, but the one special

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Speaker 1: He was so bored.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so they send these firefighters to come get

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, in the middle of your training.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And talk about people who are jealous

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Speaker 1: of David Blaine. Yeah, right, the firefighters.

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Speaker 3: They made their whole fucking job. Oh I'm gonna do

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Speaker 3: something dangerous.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but now they stopped anytime try to like test

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Speaker 4: your endurance like they actually they say.

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Speaker 1: To put a stop to this. I think, well, and

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Speaker 1: we need to get paid. So this is my thing.

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Speaker 3: And you know what's so fucked up about it, man,

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Speaker 3: it's even even the firefighters in this town need attention

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Speaker 3: because you were finally it had finally calmed down, right,

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Speaker 3: They we get it.

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Speaker 1: It was bad.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for putting them out.

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Speaker 1: That's what It's been a month.

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Speaker 3: And so now you're trying to get you're not even

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Speaker 3: looking for one day you're gonna do.

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Speaker 1: David, check out this joke.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're so damn thirsty firefighters. Why did you turn

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Speaker 5: that big holes around?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: They really, Yeah, so that you could do the hydrant

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Speaker 2: as the joke as well.

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Speaker 1: That man, and they're trying to can I can I

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Speaker 1: can I get that? Are you gonna use that dog?

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Speaker 1: Have we started? Can you started going? We have? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm did you start? I need stuff? Man?

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Speaker 4: And they had said that you really that he's gonna

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Speaker 4: come in here and he really needs some I.

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Speaker 1: Is the word out? Can we not put this in?

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Speaker 1: Because my act is dogs it right now?

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Speaker 3: I have a new hour, and I'm I'm robbing these

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Speaker 3: people in these theaters.

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Speaker 1: Just an hour.

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Speaker 2: Every couple of years or something, the hours get longer.

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Speaker 4: It kind of feels like they're supposed to say it's

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Speaker 4: an hour, right, but they.

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Speaker 1: Get you know, I know.

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Speaker 3: It's like, okay, it's okay, it's a theater.

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Speaker 1: It costs one hundred dollars. When you think about parking

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Speaker 3: Ship completely buttoned up, get off my dick, my good.

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Speaker 4: Fucking laugh a little longer too, Like if I'm supposed

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Speaker 2: Fill if I could, if I could get six or

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Speaker 5: Laugh for a long time at them a minute.

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Speaker 1: Allowed got so fucking much. It's good for you.

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Speaker 3: You your lungs and ship like that. Don't even get

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Speaker 3: so I think I'm going to do that.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna do the fire hydrant. Turn that

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Speaker 2: I think hydrants more is almost a little bit like

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Speaker 2: sounds like you're telling them to suck their own dick, right.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean, which is yeah, which which

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Speaker 5: I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's not bad.

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Speaker 4: Now, realizing that I'm thinking that might maybe I go

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Speaker 3: In your mouth, why don't you put your own dick

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Speaker 1: But there's something but take would that be what I

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Speaker 3: But I'm saying, take the hose, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Take.

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Speaker 5: Not that, take the hydro nets nose in it, not that.

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Speaker 1: Hose on your dick or no, I guess your dick.

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Speaker 4: Like a doughnut on your back, you know, right, you

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Speaker 4: just stick your dick in there.

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Speaker 3: It feels it feels easy, you have a whole hose,

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Speaker 3: you're sucking a hole fire hose. You put a man's

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Speaker 3: cock in there. It's like nothing, that's good guys. So

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Speaker 3: so can we get going now? And I don't want

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Speaker 3: any know, I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like going and you yeah, you use. I want to talk.

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Speaker 3: About I want people to think I have have my

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Speaker 3: ship together.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about these one more second. Yeah, listen,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: What they were saying because they're like they speak Spanish

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Speaker 4: and was that racist?

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Speaker 1: Like they were speaking like.

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Speaker 3: That that's just a fact. I guess facts are just

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Speaker 3: what happens is racist.

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Speaker 2: Now. No, it is like at this point to say

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Speaker 2: that someone is speaking Spanish, as all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: Firefighters are crazy. They are and they're talking about.

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Speaker 4: Your proper points off because they're jealous that you're blaming.

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Speaker 3: And you're gonna get You're gonna eventually get all this

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Speaker 4: We got to New York, you got you know what

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, those little guys running around. But you're here,

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Speaker 1: Now, Yeah you want to go? Yeah? One minute okay, alright,

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Speaker 6: Oh is this interesting?

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Speaker 1: We call showmans.

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Speaker 5: We got a wild one.

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Speaker 1: For you today. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

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Speaker 5: We're talking about main man, stop broad.

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Speaker 1: Baby, How are you doing? Guys, come on, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Like we fucking chicks around.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you guys know. I'm on

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Speaker 3: People are talking about how tight the hour is. These

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Speaker 5: The type of that feels so good when they do

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Speaker 3: And they specifically we're talking about just how good the

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Speaker 1: What they love. And that's the rumor. The book on

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Speaker 4: That's gonna make it a wasted word.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of like it's like the Hemming way

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Speaker 3: you nothing showy, nothing, you walk away, blown away, right,

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Speaker 1: Well if you're lucky. But yeah, but they can't all

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Speaker 2: But well, that's right, you know, I get in line everybody.

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Speaker 4: And you listen to this guy and I think just

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, this is the podcast guy.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was some goofball right right right, And

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Speaker 1: For for the whole truth.

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Speaker 3: You know, and mind expansion thing. But if it happens, what.

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Speaker 1: Am I going to do? Stoops? It change your life?

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Speaker 1: Sorry oops, whole new perspective. And that's you know.

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Speaker 3: The Dreamboat tour tickets on sale now go get them folkus.

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Speaker 5: I'll never look at and I don't want to spoil

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Speaker 1: I want to be able to pay.

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Speaker 5: I will never look at a Starburst package the same.

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Speaker 1: Way, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I just want to say, what, why?

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Speaker 4: But when it happens, and it's.

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Speaker 3: When you just need a nice pink and red the

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Speaker 2: I'm always gonna be You're gonna be with me, my buddy, stop.

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Speaker 1: You gonna be with me every time I eat a.

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Speaker 3: And that's what we're going for. Man, thank you so much, Wise,

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Speaker 3: and I just thank you for having me fellas. Truly,

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to break into this and you guys are

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Speaker 4: We're trying to break into this too, And that that's

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Speaker 1: For all this time with somebody with your buddies.

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Speaker 3: Right, it's just just buddies hanging out all right in here.

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Speaker 1: I guess the same ship I always do.

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Speaker 4: And but and then when ends up happening, you start

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Speaker 4: going on doing movies, right, let's start a.

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Speaker 1: Call on your TV. Yeah. Sure, it's a whirlwind, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not you know, I guess the equivalent.

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Speaker 1: It's a web series, glorified YouTube.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in some ways, it's a glorified YouTube channel.

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Speaker 1: For sure. It's on the fucking computer. It's a web series.

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Speaker 1: It's close. It's not TV.

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Speaker 3: We don't we do not do uh, Mindy and whoever

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Speaker 1: We're not doing the number.

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Speaker 3: We're not doing that type of ship and listen, I'm

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Speaker 3: to just be a guy. I'm just a humble East

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Speaker 1: George and Mindy Kaling get married on a TV show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and to open it with just a hardcore PTO

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Speaker 1: You got what I'm new. I guess I won't be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that was interesting, But it's like it's a

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Speaker 1: It wakes you up, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: That's a hot cup of.

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Speaker 2: Coffee, you know, he says, and yeah, right after he

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Speaker 1: But so I get it for me.

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Speaker 4: I'm watching you do this, and I'm like, when do

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Speaker 1: When when to start.

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Speaker 5: Doing to launch to transition into bigger.

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Speaker 1: A movie or TV stuff? And how the time? How

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Speaker 3: We actually did rock paper scissors, and so we had

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Speaker 3: Who doesn't get any Patreon money anymore? And I was

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Speaker 1: Be the guy, but I did lose.

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Speaker 3: I did lose, and I did lose all the Patreon

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a archive archive. But I'm telling

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Speaker 1: of you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: And look, probably will make any money, no, because what

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Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna find out soon.

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Speaker 5: That's what Rocket money is for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear they do really good when you have subscriptions.

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Speaker 1: They were really good at claiming this always happens.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, this is probably not gonna make any money.

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Speaker 4: Then I check my fucking Charles Schwab app.

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Speaker 1: Through the root. That must be good. And that's the

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Speaker 3: Is like you guys are fucking you got, You're investing,

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Speaker 3: You're doing all this type of ship. I'm a simple

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Speaker 3: I'm a stand up that accidentally did a couple of things.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with my money. I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm afraid of Los Angeles and I just I'm afraid

447
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 3: someone's gonna try and take advantage of me for to

448
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,959
Speaker 3: put me on it on because like you said, I'm

449
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 3: wanna fucking I'm gonna I'm on a YouTube fucking websater.

450
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 3: Is someone gonna make me eat the pushy to get

451
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 3: on TV? I'm scared of that kind of ship, you

452
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,199
Speaker 3: know what I mean?

453
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 4: Because they say a lot of the times on TV

454
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 4: with the TV deal, they're like, we're gonna give you

455
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 4: a bunch of money, but actually take it all from me,

456
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 4: a rob you And if you guys have experienced that right,

457
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 4: fucking like home invade you the whole ship.

458
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, gun up your nose, where is it? Take

459
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 1: your celebrity network?

460
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 4: And they are he took it all. They already took

461
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 4: it all. They still send the home Invaders to put your.

462
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 3: Nose just as like a little just as a reminder

463
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 3: if you get anything else, we're taking it.

464
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 4: And they do this thing where like when you're like

465
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 4: getting ready to go on, they're like, hey, your nose is.

466
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: Looking a little like tiny.

467
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 4: You might need to get your holes expanded a little bit,

468
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 4: Like that's what looks camera.

469
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,199
Speaker 2: If we could get those nose holes a little bit,

470
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: that's the audience is really.

471
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: On you, guys. They do that to a lot of people.

472
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 3: I was just I was just I think I did

473
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 3: a general with Josh and they were telling me I

474
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 3: have to get my nose big as fuck?

475
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 1: Are they still around before you talk to Josh?

476
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 5: If only we could have gotten there before you got

477
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 5: to dude, contract.

478
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:46,880
Speaker 1: They meet you.

479
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,679
Speaker 4: They meet you when you're getting out the plane with

480
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 4: the stop written on.

481
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm actually now that I'm thinking about it.

482
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 3: It really was just a guy at the plane and

483
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 3: the meetings.

484
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: Farms.

485
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 3: It wasn't really off or anything like that. Yeah, and

486
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 3: I'm we don't have that on the East coast. I'm starving.

487
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 3: You don't know what the fuck is mendo? You know,

488
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 3: I'm like the idea of is tom gonna.

489
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: Calm where they grow?

490
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 4: You know, Cuban sandwiches and it's short for mendometrios. Oh no,

491
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 4: like they're they're actually farming there.

492
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 3: He had the calibers out. He was looking at my nose.

493
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 3: I thought that was just what it takes. Well, this,

494
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 3: I'm so happy I got. I'm so happy we did this, dude,

495
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 3: this time.

496
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 5: Man, check this out, ass Grass or Josh.

497
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: Nobody gets to know. You have to perform for free.

498
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 5: You know, that's just the way they do it.

499
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't know if you got off

500
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 3: EASi or hard with that one, but you'll find out.

501
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: Yeah you gotta. I'm gonna pound of flesh. Yeah you

502
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: got nose flesh.

503
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 3: It's nostrils and I have a pretty big nose already.

504
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: But I'm not going I don't like I stopped talking

505
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: about who does or does on the show have any

506
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: particular features big nose, you know, crazy eye, cranial you know, diameter,

507
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 2: disgusting feed or gross greasy skin you get.

508
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 4: Some people are coming in here just like it's like

509
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 4: they're begging us to talk about it.

510
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 2: Oh god, these stinky, fucking scumming everyone who comes.

511
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry to hear about my stomach. I go,

512
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 5: can I at least talk about it on the show,

513
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 5: But it's like, no, you're not supposed to anymore.

514
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 3: That's so fucked up because they're kind of they're muzzling you,

515
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 3: and you're one of the last voices we have that

516
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 3: is actually talking about what's going on in here.

517
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 2: And I'm literally just looking saying what I see, which

518
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: I guess used to be legal.

519
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 5: It's hard to remember, but yeah, thank.

520
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, no, of course, yeah, I'm saying what I see,

521
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: and we're talking about like John Hodgman, Yeah.

522
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 4: Dude's god, what I thought was a was a coke

523
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 4: toenail just from looking at it. And you have the

524
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 4: same camera angle that we have on your podcast. I've

525
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 4: noticed where you get the whole thing what they're paying for.

526
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 3: Of course, So so Hodgman's out here toes out.

527
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's out here with one. I mean, it's

528
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 1: busted through his kids, such a line, and I.

529
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 2: Thought he's got a pair of cads and he's and

530
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: he I guess, cut a hole around it. But it

531
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 2: doesn't look like it started by it just it frayed

532
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 2: so much from the toenail. And first thing I said,

533
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 2: I said, do you want to take that off? You

534
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: want me to take that for you? Like I have

535
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: a shand out.

536
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 5: No, No, his big ass fucking schnos.

537
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 2: Here I go again, but I go, I thought he's

538
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: wearing the fucking prosthetic from Maestro.

539
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: Or some ship.

540
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, I go, hey, you want me

541
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: to hold that for you while the show? Because we

542
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 2: filmed it, I know you don't want to look like that.

543
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 1: He starts, He's like, that's just my real face.

544
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 5: And just like I was a I was a PC.

545
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: You know.

546
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 3: It was just like right to instant because he acts

547
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 3: like he's done with it.

548
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: But when push comes.

549
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 5: To just this thing that he drops to when it

550
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 5: serves him that he's.

551
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 4: Mad at me for not bringing it up right away,

552
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 4: so he has to do it.

553
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, harker on that guy's face. Man, I could barely

554
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 2: look at it. I was like, if he fucking sneezes,

555
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 2: this whole operation is going under find a new location

556
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: for head gum.

557
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.

558
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:39,239
Speaker 2: Man, this guy's fucking face as an active volcano. So

559
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: you're I could not believe the side.

560
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: Say.

561
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 5: If I don't, I'm not supposed to talk about this anymore.

562
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: Are do you want to shut down from it? Are

563
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: you looking for some stuff?

564
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 3: If my hour wasn't as tight, I would take this

565
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 3: and run with it, man. And so just in case

566
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 3: if anybody comes to the show and I happened to

567
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 3: see that I did five minutes on a big nose,

568
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 3: on a guy with a big nose. I had that already.

569
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 3: I'm not stealing this. I already had this this kind

570
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 3: of thing, so just like just yeah, just.

571
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: Guys, you know what I mean, Just like you can

572
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 2: obviously I'm not even supposed to talk about it, so like,

573
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: if you want to use it, it's like we probably

574
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: should cut it out because you know, okay. Well, and

575
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: I was like, did you bring the Eiffel Tower with

576
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: you in the middle of your.

577
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: Man that's good ship. Yeah. Yeah.

578
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 5: I was like, oh Jesus Christ, this guy has a

579
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 5: running nose.

580
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 2: In here.

581
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna need a life jack hole. So much liquid would.

582
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: Come out of this big thing.

583
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 5: But I shouldn't say it, you know.

584
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 4: And then they was so big. I thought it was

585
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 4: because he has to do so much more for that.

586
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 5: Guy just to match up with the size of the.

587
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: But he said, he said it's for mescaling. He's taking.

588
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you even need like a male

589
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 1: type man. Yeah, but I guess it's like goo.

590
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 4: I guess it like comes in kind of like a

591
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 4: goopy for cool, Like it's like that helps you.

592
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: That's interesting.

593
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean locational academically, I'm interested in it.

594
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm a curious guy, you know.

595
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 3: And so I like, that's the kind of thing about

596
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 3: stand up and you said you're not to say it.

597
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 3: That's sort of like what we're sort of like these

598
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: warriors on the frontier and we're the only ones that

599
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 3: are kind of we're beating them back with our swords.

600
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 3: And instead of sort you know, it's not a physical sword.

601
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 3: It's like jokes about.

602
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: It's sort of works with big noses and stuff like that.

603
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, you're actually it's the sword is made

604
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 2: out of truth, which is the only thing more powerful

605
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 2: than steal. That's so, and you're plunging it into the

606
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: center of the audience's chest.

607
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 3: These are incredible insights. And I know you guys are

608
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: heavy Hollywood insiders.

609
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: That kind of thing.

610
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 3: You should think about putting together a one man show that.

611
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,719
Speaker 1: Workship stand up.

612
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 5: I love standard, I'm not brave enough to do it.

613
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 5: You and just the sword up there.

614
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: And that's what we've been talking And that's basically what

615
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 4: you did is take your podcast and like turn.

616
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: It into a one man show. What we're saying, which

617
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: which want? Like which you do it?

618
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 4: Because Rock Paper Scissors we're not gonna we're too like

619
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 4: synced up on that ship.

620
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: You if you did show, you tell me, if you

621
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 3: guys played Rock paper like two hours, you.

622
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: Would docs every time. Wow. So you how long have

623
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: you guys done the same? You feel? How tired we are?

624
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 3: It's like you've been doing you've tried this unbeknownst to

625
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 3: you that that's how we decided who quits come to

626
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 3: and you guys have been trying to do this.

627
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 2: But something that seems fair, it's like it's too fair

628
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 2: because we already know, like it's going to be scissors.

629
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and no one's ever thought to not do scissors.

630
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 5: The first person who does it is that's a fucking.

631
00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: Death because it could be paper. Yeah, your f we're.

632
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 5: Gonna we're gonna decide at the same time to not

633
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 5: do it one day.

634
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's I imagine we'll probably both go paper.

635
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 3: Yeah damn, and then it's all the whole cycle starts

636
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: over it.

637
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: Because I want him to like, look at this, Yeah,

638
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: I have seen this.

639
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 5: Guy, would know this guy to have his own thing,

640
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 5: to be thriving.

641
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: Because you talked about a one man show. What we

642
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 2: have now is like a two man show, kind of

643
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: like a three and a half man show in some way,

644
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: and it's really not cutting it in terms of feeling

645
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: good about it, right right, right right, And so I'd

646
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: love for this guy to finally get away.

647
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this guy, I mean, it needs to be

648
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: now gonna happen.

649
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 3: I didn't want to say that you I did. I

650
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 3: came a little early and you were both actually in

651
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 3: the bathrooms crying separately, and so it felt like there

652
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 3: was then this is about the was going on before that.

653
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, the crying is I think that together crying

654
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: and yeah, well I don't know. I just heard sobs

655
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: and that's okay. We're everyone.

656
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 3: You know, your artists, you're feeling your emotions is such

657
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 3: a big part of it.

658
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's why, that's why there are two.

659
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 3: There can I actually say were.

660
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: Very into here. They were very into a you can

661
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: bathroom right, you know, and that's can I say this?

662
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 5: And that's our guest who ask that you can say this.

663
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 3: I really appreciate. I was gonna say if stand up

664
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 3: feels and I think you're right, we're incredibly brave and

665
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 3: it's the kind of art form that people should respect

666
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 3: first and foremost.

667
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: At the stay.

668
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Speaker 4: Yeah, two hundred years ago, you would have been on

669
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Speaker 4: a fucking j still making them laugh up there on.

670
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Speaker 1: The way out.

671
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Speaker 4: And so if you don't talking about star they don't

672
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Speaker 4: know what Starburst is probably back now, but we could

673
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Speaker 4: have faced it and they get the pies or something. Yeah,

674
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 4: there's probably something with meat pie just like that.

675
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, there's rat, I get these pies. I

676
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 3: wanted meat Why they're always Radish pies.

677
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Speaker 1: Something like that. Rat.

678
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Speaker 3: I'll do a little more research. And that's the thing

679
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: that people don't know about saying it. There's a lot

680
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: of research involved, right, I don't see that like the

681
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 3: guy who does fucking knows Faratu or whatever how he

682
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,239
Speaker 3: reads about all the ship the director. We're like that

683
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 3: with our jokes and soggars. Yeah, every yeah, we're sort

684
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 3: of like that, and I am anyway, I take it seriously, right,

685
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 3: So I was gonna say, if.

686
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 4: You guys, that's so true, that's also true, and you

687
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 4: have that's good.

688
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 3: You know, you've been on the board of a couple

689
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 3: of bangers eggars.

690
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: Can't be choosers. You're catching up. It's not it's not

691
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: a one one. It's a soccer burner explosion. I'm gonna say, if.

692
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: The stand up feels too hard, I left my body

693
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 2: this episode.

694
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Speaker 3: Have you considered clowning? Maybe because it's red hot. It's

695
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: red hot.

696
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 5: It's such a great expression.

697
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: It's so you know, it's powerful stuff.

698
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 3: And I think you guys, if it's a place to start,

699
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 3: it's a place where you know. It seems like for

700
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:17,959
Speaker 3: people that improv is to not demanding and yeah, not

701
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 3: naked enough, don't your tits and you.

702
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: Don't sometimes kind of naked up there and.

703
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 3: They event and sometimes they stumble on punch lines by

704
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: accident when they do improv and if that's if that's

705
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 3: scary to you, consider clowning. Because that they do not

706
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 3: seem to have those hang ups. You don't have to

707
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 3: worry about it, and you can kind of take the time.

708
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: To craft your sword. If the truth sword is not

709
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: and if the forge isn't even hot yet, you got

710
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: a lot of time up there.

711
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 4: You're not really having to say stuff necessary in the whole.

712
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 5: You could be up there for a whole night and

713
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 5: all you're doing is folding the sword, right, folding the sword.

714
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 4: If Lenny were with us today, and I can't even imagine,

715
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 4: you imagine if Lenny were up here, and that's your

716
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 4: I know that your standard.

717
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 3: That's your How I started is I would buy Lenny

718
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 3: Bruce box sets and I would pretend to understand what

719
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 3: he was talking about. I would listen to jokes about

720
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 3: Dwight Eisenhower, and I would be in my car going.

721
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: Hoping somebody overheard the.

722
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 4: Cops, show the cops immediately as soon as you put

723
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 4: it in the CD. Whea absolutely, because it's dangers. They

724
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 4: can't even just let him be dead.

725
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Speaker 1: They can't over young man.

726
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know why I pulled you over because of

727
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 5: the Dangerous Comedy you were listening to, right, and.

728
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: That was masl too.

729
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 4: I can't believe they put that shit on. That's not

730
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 4: on TV. It's a fucking webster.

731
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: Right right right, But even that, but letting it go

732
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Speaker 1: on that yeah, impressive. Oh my god.

733
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that shook me up because seeing.

734
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Speaker 1: Many of the things they were willing to r Oh yeah.

735
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Speaker 4: Bill, I feel like, you know, after Lenny was gone,

736
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 4: but they can't let him.

737
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 3: Bill, They just kind of railed wrote him. I don't

738
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 3: see any proof that he did that stuff, Like.

739
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: We don't really know. Show me the proof, know what?

740
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: Like literally know what? Has just sat me bout.

741
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: Well, I've said this about so many of these, you know,

742
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna do.

743
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 5: Quotes here, but so many of these games that I.

744
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 4: Hear about sit me down. Actually set a calendar for me,

745
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 4: you know.

746
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 2: Rent out an entire theater and give me and my friends,

747
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 2: you know, a couple days in there, give us some

748
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 2: food and stuff and like maybe some like really comfy

749
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 2: chairs and all. There's making a whole presentation of the

750
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: proof and like, just show us proof of like all

751
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 2: this stuff that I'm hearing about, all these like crimes

752
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 2: and some of this other stuff that I guess has

753
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: been happening that I just haven't really seen proof of this.

754
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: Right, am I know?

755
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: And we've talked about getting into this, but am I crazy?

756
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 5: Can I ask questions?

757
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: You can't? That's still legal for now.

758
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 5: Can I ask a question and just see if you

759
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 5: have an answer for me? And can that be okay?

760
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 3: Or do I get to do I have to go

761
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: to jail just for asking the question about why the

762
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 3: guy I like is in jail.

763
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: Goes all the way to the cops.

764
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 3: It goes to the and we're back to the cops,

765
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 3: and we're back to firefighters, and everybody's jealous of entertainers,

766
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 3: is really what it comes down to. And I hate

767
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: to peel it back like this, but it.

768
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 4: Just fundamentally to her, I.

769
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: Roll it back to roll back.

770
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but man, really, it's like this has been really

771
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 3: good because I just I feel like.

772
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: I understand the industry. Awesome.

773
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we haddmen in here and yeah, honestly

774
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 4: like death.

775
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, just it's just You's just but it's enough, man,

776
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 3: we get it, you know, you know what I mean?

777
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 3: And I don't know the guy, and I don't want

778
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 3: to come into this town.

779
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: You want to do any of that? He was like, hey,

780
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: can we stop, right, guys?

781
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 5: Enough okay with the third rail stuff. I'm like Jonathan, he.

782
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 4: Hated that, I'm surfing on the third rail. That's where

783
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 4: I'm at. I haven't want.

784
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: To use his electricity. And I'm on the fucking third rail.

785
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: That's amazing, That's what.

786
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 3: And that's really again, I don't imagine that A board, dude,

787
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 3: just some sort of you think of You're not even.

788
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: You're just a comedian. You don't even do science.

789
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 4: You just invented an electric board that runs on the

790
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 4: third A warrior.

791
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 5: With the truth on philosopher, modern day preacher. It's like, basically,

792
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 5: you're like the religious guys.

793
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I feel that definitely when i'm in that

794
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 3: when I'm in a theater and it's.

795
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: Just like that show. What's that you done? That show?

796
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: Have you made it? I have not made it weird?

797
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: And I am looking forward to make it weird.

798
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to get into God and all that

799
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 3: kind of shau we have that you know, all all community.

800
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 4: Talking to Pete about this and he said it's because

801
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 4: is still using shampoo.

802
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not using modern mamals. Yeah, he's like, you know,

803
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: what's so crazy? Look at my calendar.

804
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: This is nuts Because I had that book. I was

805
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 3: gonna make it weird last year. Actually, around the Netflix Festival.

806
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 3: It was on the on the thing, I put out

807
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 3: an Instagram story where you can see some pert plus

808
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 3: in the background.

809
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking. Minutes later, I got an email that's well.

810
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 4: You might notice when you start to like really make

811
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 4: it in this business. You taking a shower, your hair,

812
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 4: a little drill sounds. Then you see a little camera

813
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 4: being snaked in there. Oh fucked uh that's what that is.

814
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: That's so scary.

815
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 5: I'm just not making the eye where the like hot cold.

816
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's it used to be. So there's no

817
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 3: level anymore, just a big eye. There's no way to

818
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 3: control the water anymore, no way to change the temperature ever.

819
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 2: Again, dude, it's like it's a little it's a little

820
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 2: disconcerting when it happens the first time, you know what

821
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 2: I mean.

822
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 5: But that is that's Uncle.

823
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: Pete keeping an eye on you, you know, quite literally,

824
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 2: and uh, you're gonna want to make sure you got

825
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 2: the right products, yeah, because you know I got our

826
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: mammals though.

827
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 5: You get out your hair look like his.

828
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,959
Speaker 4: But that's a curse too, because for me for years,

829
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 4: he was just like that's the hair guy, you know,

830
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 4: like it's more about his hair than it was about that.

831
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 5: The preaching, the actual yeah, it's the sermon.

832
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 3: I really do want to get the preacher level right now.

833
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 3: I've only topped out out at philosopher, truth teller, and

834
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 3: the next level is preacher.

835
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: When it comes to stand up.

836
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: Being humble, knowing that you got a little further to

837
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: go to your hours a go.

838
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: Damn, you're perfect, thank you, and a lot of people

839
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: that yeah, damn.

840
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: And some the trolls on Reddit are fucking he's gutting

841
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 3: up these in an hour. He told eight jokes and

842
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 3: he you know, he kept asking me where I got

843
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 3: my shirt and I told him and he didn't really

844
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 3: have a comeback for it. And those guys are just

845
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 3: kind of mad because they probably to be honest, yes,

846
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 3: can I be honest for a second, they probably just

847
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 3: plea they're probably just like it just pisses me off.

848
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 3: I can't even They're just like so freaking.

849
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 4: Like they're just perfect, and it's didn't have don't be

850
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 4: crowd work like the freaking.

851
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: Like in the moment, like on stage, like that would

852
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 2: be satisfying for them. It's like they don't want to

853
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 2: hear it because the way these guys are it sounds.

854
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 5: Like from what you're describing, they're like they might not.

855
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: Even be they wouldn't even get it.

856
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 3: Everything they're doing them a favor, not having the perfect thing.

857
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 1: It would blow their people.

858
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 4: I don't even want to hear me come up with

859
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 4: something about that. If I did, you'd be fucking what.

860
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: And that, by the way, would take them straight off

861
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 2: a bridge because they wouldn't be a live anymore if

862
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: you told them the truth about them, because it sounds

863
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 2: like they're like freaking like something's wrong.

864
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 3: There's so there's there's so much freaking with them and

865
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 3: so by But by the way, what I was saying

866
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 3: is like if you see a post like that that

867
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 3: didn't happen and I did have something good and everyone

868
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 3: laughed hard as.

869
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 7: Fuck, but you don't read that stuff and they talk

870
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 7: about like it's so fucking stupid, Like some people take

871
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 7: SIPs of water and you like drink a whole bottle

872
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 7: water whenever you go back to the bottle.

873
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 3: Well I have, Yeah, that is the thing. And I

874
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 3: do take bathroom breaks sometimes in the middle of the hour.

875
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 3: And what am I gonna do. I'm a fucking human being.

876
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 3: I can't take a piss. This is truth and reality.

877
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 3: My ship is raw. I'm Lenny, I'm fucking Bill. You

878
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: know you said I said it.

879
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: Was an hour.

880
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 3: I drink eight fucking straight deer parks.

881
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have to piss. Come on you, you know.

882
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 5: And they take so long they get up there.

883
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: Put that stuff. It's so good deer park. It goes

884
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: down smooth. Piss. Hey, come on, dude, come on, that's

885
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: not my favorite.

886
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Speaker 5: I drink modern mammals up there, not drinking deer park.

887
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm trying to get my hour going.

888
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 2: I mean, I need to shake the.

889
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 5: Right hands and from the right Jameboo bottles.

890
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 3: So you're trying to put your so you're already kind

891
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 3: of scheming.

892
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: Sounds like you want.

893
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: I've been itching to get my own thing going and

894
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: what I want to do a little bit, and I've

895
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 2: seen you guys.

896
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 5: Do some of this is like you kind of present

897
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 5: is these.

898
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 2: Like it's like you're like, I'm just some guy. I'm

899
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 2: just some scumbag, you know what I mean. But then

900
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: all of a sudden you'll have kind of like a

901
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 2: very like if you get pinned down, you'll have a

902
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: sort of accurate, incisive like political take or something. And

903
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 2: so I'm like gearing up to that part. That's the

904
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: one way. But then when I actually get pinned down,

905
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: as far as I got is like I go, oh man,

906
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: come on, oh oh barn was a goofball.

907
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 4: But it's but it's like, oh, this guy's actually kind

908
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 4: of smart, Like yeah, I need that piece where it's

909
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 4: like that's important.

910
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,479
Speaker 5: Why am I saying that?

911
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

912
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 5: Because I because I.

913
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: Just said it.

914
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 2: But like I don't have a reason to think that sure,

915
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 2: and I don't think other people do, which it could

916
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: be good if they don't. But then I've got to

917
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 2: really show him like, oh, you weren't looking at this,

918
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 2: And I don't even know if that's the best person

919
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 2: to be talking about anymore.

920
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I'm yeah, I mean, my my Romney stuff

921
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 3: still kills personally, you can still kind of keep it going.

922
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: I think there's no reason that that's awesome.

923
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 4: There's no reason that you can kind of like zigg

924
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 4: and zag on it so people, does.

925
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: He like him or does he like him? Which is

926
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: even point.

927
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, And what I like to do is

928
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 3: the last time I heard somebody have an opinion, if

929
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: some if I'm on a podcast, somebody asked me, I

930
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 3: pretty much just say what The last opinion I heard

931
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 3: on the topic was so like, you know, if the

932
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 3: election comes up and I happen to be on the

933
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 3: you know, on the uber, there was a radio and

934
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 3: they were saying the Democrats didn't appeal to their base.

935
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 3: I'll say that if I'm on like, you know, anyone's pot.

936
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Speaker 1: Just whatever it is, they didn't, right.

937
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, the last

938
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 3: guy I listened to say that they did, so actually

939
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: they did.

940
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 2: Well, that's yeah. The issue wasn't that they didn't appeal

941
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 2: to their base. But then I don't know what I.

942
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: Say next, you know, yeah, and and I should have

943
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 1: what the issue is.

944
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 3: Well. One thing I like to do is when you

945
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 3: say something vaguely that's kind of point shaped, it feels

946
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 3: like a point, and then you personally attack whoever.

947
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: You're speaking to. Do it for me? Yeah you know it?

948
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh you think they appeal to their base?

949
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 3: You fucking little green hat bitch.

950
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Speaker 4: Don't okay, don't do it like that, Okay, Jesus cool,

951
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 4: But it's powerful the only way what you pay money

952
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 4: for it's powerful. Go see this guy, this great comedian

953
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 4: actually like.

954
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: Just I'm sorry it did? Was it uncoverable? When I

955
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 1: unshoot the sword? Look away if you're not green hat? Goddamn.

956
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 4: But even then, back in the where they're doing wars

957
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: and stuff, they had rules.

958
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: You weren't allowed to say that. Baby, this is the

959
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: fucking wild round.

960
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 4: We're actually waiting in a line before we at each

961
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Speaker 4: other in the big war.

962
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Speaker 1: And now here's this guy just running out.

963
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Speaker 3: Of Maybe that's tinsel town, but on the stages, in

964
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 3: the clubs, there ain't no rules.

965
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: So this is the table I've heard about the table.

966
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 5: This is finally at the table.

967
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: This intimidate. Yeah, I would say, watch a little tough crowd.

968
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 3: You watch some of your favorite comedians on some of

969
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 3: those Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're out there on YouTube.

970
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: It'll help, it'll help.

971
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that could be actually good for me because I

972
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 2: I am having trouble kind of hanging when I talk

973
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 2: to a lot of other comedy people.

974
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking shut up for one second to why I

975
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 4: can talk, you know what I mean? Yeah, I think

976
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 4: that's what I'd be like on Tough Crowd. Way, can

977
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 4: you let me fucking talk for one second?

978
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 5: I go guys, Okay, guys, not everybody knew what we

979
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 5: were going to be talking about.

980
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: How the whole thing? Okay, right, give me one second second? Thing?

981
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: Is it not being broadcast right now? Right?

982
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: Can I just have like fifteen or twenty minutes alone?

983
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man?

984
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 3: That and I don't know that that would work.

985
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: I would kind of stick with the personal attacks.

986
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 3: I would stick with they again half thought out sort

987
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 3: of point and go with a personal attack and just

988
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 3: stick that.

989
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 4: But can you imagine if we still had a tough

990
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 4: craft like, how much you would fucking crush on me.

991
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: It's hitting like six hundred on that.

992
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 3: One of my great one of my great uh you know,

993
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 3: one of my great sorrows. They should bring him back,

994
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 3: and I would definitely crush you know, patris O. Neil

995
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,240
Speaker 3: definitely wouldn't hate me if you n me, that's for sure.

996
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 3: I definitely wouldn't get bullied. And I definitely haven't been

997
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 3: bullied by all those guys in my real life.

998
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 4: I've never been made to feel really bad by Colin

999
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 4: Quinn or Robert Kelly in my life.

1000
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: Never they I would definitely crush on that show for sure.

1001
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 5: That's cool just knowing that your heroes would like.

1002
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: You would like me.

1003
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you a story about David tel right now,

1004
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Speaker 4: Bite

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Speaker 1: Wood Hamburg,