1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Sir, this is a hospital waiting room. It's one more thing. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 2: I'm strong. 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 3: Andy. 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 2: We had a Michelangelo led podcast or than a Weekend 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 2: Now like Katie led podcast. 6 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 4: Uh break, I really do enjoy the long running joke, sir, 7 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 4: this is Wendy's drive through all the place amusing. 8 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 2: I appreciate you resetting it. We have breaking Obama's divorce news. 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 4: Wow, breaking news on the podcast that's etathetical to the 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 4: idea of this podcast. 11 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 2: Jack Anethema. Uh. Michelle Obama just said in a sit 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 2: down interview between the two of them, there hasn't been 13 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 2: one moment in our marriage where I've thought about quitting 14 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 2: on my man. Michelle Obama said, oh, wow, okay, I 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 2: don't know where the divorce rumors came from. I actually 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 2: liked that she came out whenever that was a month 17 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 2: or so ago and said there were times when the 18 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 2: kids were younger and they were in the White House 19 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 2: that she did not enjoy him very much. More people 20 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 2: should say that out loud, Oh yeah, rough patch, sure, yeah, 21 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 2: well it's real. Well, of course it is. More. People 22 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 2: should say that out loud, though, so that there aren't 23 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 2: some people that have unrealistic expectations for how pleasant things 24 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 2: should be always right. AnyWho, what do you got, Katie? 25 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:23,759 Speaker 1: Oh dude, So yesterday was a little bit of an 26 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: s storm and Drew went through some stuff, ended up 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: in the emergency room. 28 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 3: He's totally fine, everything's good. 29 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,040 Speaker 1: But so I went with him, and I was sitting 30 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: in the waiting area and it was an active waiting room. 31 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: I mean there was a guy who walked by and 32 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: he had blood coming out of his head. 33 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,639 Speaker 3: There was another hit. 34 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: He I mean he had his ear was bandaged and 35 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: he was bleeding down his face. 36 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 2: Wow. 37 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: Another chick was puking into one of those hospital bags. 38 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: The guy next to me was not well, don't I 39 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: don't know what was going on with him, but I'm 40 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: suspecting some liver issues because he was a different color. 41 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 3: Like I mean, it was, Oh boy, there was a 42 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 3: lot going on. 43 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 2: When you show up to the ER, it is a 44 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,239 Speaker 2: it is a trip to the human zoo. Well, and 45 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 2: you never have any idea. I mean, the most recent 46 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 2: time I went to the r just got luck time 47 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 2: of day, day whatever when I went because I had 48 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 2: too much coffee. Oh my god, the most embarrassing ER 49 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 2: trip ever. I was there for three hours. Uh, there 50 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 2: was like nobody there nice except one of our babysitters, 51 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 2: and that was uncomfortable for both of us. Why are 52 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 2: you here? Why are you here? But there was like 53 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 2: nobody there. But I've gone to the VR before where 54 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 2: it's like what you just described. It's it's just a 55 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,559 Speaker 2: sea of unfortunate circumstances. 56 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. 57 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, the puking thing that reminds me. I used to 58 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 4: use this, used to give this as a handy hint 59 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 4: if you're in the emergency room, because it worked for 60 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 4: me at one point as a kid. I I got 61 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,399 Speaker 4: too many concussions. But at one point in the egency room, yeah, 62 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 4: I know, and it and and it was like yeah, okay, 63 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 4: great to fill out the paperwork, all right, now sit down, 64 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 4: we'll let you know when we're ready for you. Some 65 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 4: time went by and I went into shock and I 66 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 4: started to puke everything, and it was like that good guy, 67 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 4: that's who we're helping, get Pukey mcpukerson back here. 68 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 3: That was a good plan to have that good call. 69 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 2: They've got bags now, yeah. 70 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: They've got these bags that have a plastic hole or 71 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: a plastic like ring so you don't get it anywhere. 72 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 2: So I the ring innovation that America is known for, 73 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 2: That's right. 74 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: But so I'm sitting there and I'm on my phone 75 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: and I'm I noticed this guy and he's probably i'd 76 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: say early sixties, long, rugged beard looks, you know, he 77 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: looks like a hardened old older guy walks by, and 78 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: he walks by again, and then he walks by a 79 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: third time, and then the fourth time he stops and 80 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: he looks up at the television, which at this time 81 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: is showing the hospital rules in Spanish. So I'm pretty 82 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: sure he's not obtaining any info from what's going going 83 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: on on the screen. And he finally just comes and 84 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: sits down in the chair directly next to me. 85 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 3: Oh boy, And I'm I'm scrolling out. 86 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 2: My head down next to the cute blonde, and I. 87 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 3: In my head, I'm looking at my phone, going, come on. 88 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 2: Dude, this is not the place to sit next to 89 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 2: the cute blonde and start a conversation. 90 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: And sure enough, man, they sure make us wait in 91 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: here forever, don't they. 92 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 3: And I'm all, yeah, yeah, they. 93 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: Do, sou man. You know, I just I just moved 94 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: here and I'm taking care of my mom and blah blah, blah, 95 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: and I'm like, going, good god, sir, like I said, sir, 96 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: this is a waiting room in a hospital. I don't 97 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: and he's talking kind of loud, so everybody's kind of 98 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 1: looking at us, and I'm at this point I'm giving 99 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: every female nurse I can the women's like help eyes, 100 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: like could you like maybe. 101 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: Man, some dudes shoot their shot everywhere, everywhere, doesn't matter 102 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 2: emergency room. 103 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,679 Speaker 3: So the last part of it, he goes, yeah. 104 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: You know, so, so basically what I'm getting as I 105 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: just I would like to show you a good time, 106 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: you know, and my mom. 107 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 2: He actually went that far us. 108 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 3: He said, I would like to show you. 109 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: And also I was sitting there kind of like this, 110 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: like trying to blatantly flash my wedding ring hoping maybe 111 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: you know now. 112 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 2: That didn't work nothing to him? Zero. What is it? 113 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 2: What these dudes? Where did it come from? 114 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 4: I don't know, but well, you got the generation that 115 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 4: is terrified or uninterested in contacting a woman in any way, 116 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 4: in any setting, and then you've. 117 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,239 Speaker 2: Got that guy. Can we go for something in between? 118 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,239 Speaker 2: You manage some middle ground, some of it in this generation, 119 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 2: but some of it is just the kind of guy 120 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 2: and it's got to be disappointing to women that you've got, 121 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 2: like now eighty percent of the population won't approach you 122 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 2: at all, But then you still got that five percent 123 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,039 Speaker 2: of weirdos that are going to approach you, even if 124 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 2: you've got a wedding ring on and you're sitting in 125 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 2: the er. 126 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: I felt like I was I was living in a dream. 127 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: But so the end of it, he goes, yeah, I'd 128 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 1: like to show you. 129 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 3: A good time. You know my mom's house. 130 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: It has a ranch, and I've got a horse. She's 131 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: not a pretty little pony anymore that you could ride. 132 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,119 Speaker 2: But I've got a horse, boy. 133 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 1: And thank god, at that moment, Drew came out, Wow. 134 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 3: He's so eighty. I'm sorry, I think you're being narrow minded. 135 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 2: Shut up. Michael made him for coffee once, he might. Okay, 136 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 2: you guys are useless. That is something. So you got 137 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 2: the wedding ring, you've got the setting of the emergency room, 138 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 2: which is ridiculous. 139 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 3: Chick puking six feet to my right. 140 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 2: Well, when you mentioned he's in his early sixties, so 141 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,039 Speaker 2: quite the age gap. So I'm gonna hit on somebody 142 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 2: decades younger than me who's married at the er. 143 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 4: At a bassy woman pukes within arms reach. Yes, I 144 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,039 Speaker 4: mean that's an optimist. You gotta salute him for that. 145 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 4: Or he's an insane person. 146 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 2: Maybe try bumble instead of this. 147 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,239 Speaker 3: Have you heard of tinder? 148 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 2: Wow? Wow? 149 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 1: If was just you know, and he was a nice 150 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: enough guy, you know, if I had met him, Let's 151 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: say we were at the bar and he wanted to 152 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: talk for a little while, undivided attention. Absolutely, But dude, 153 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: emergency room waiting room no. 154 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, that's just amazing. I could show you a 155 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 2: good time check any better time than this being at 156 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 2: the emergency room. 157 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 4: Like we often say when we run into various sorts 158 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 4: of people, I want to interview him at length. 159 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 2: Know more about all the other aspects of his life, 160 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 2: which have to also be interesting. 161 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 3: Run is your last attempt at a funeral. 162 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 2: Home to say is there a limit for you? While 163 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,560 Speaker 2: the body's still warm? 164 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 4: At an accident scene? Thank god you survived, ma'am? Say 165 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 4: would you like to while she's giving birth? Would that 166 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 4: be too much? 167 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: I see your cars a little messed up. I have 168 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: a horse you can ride. 169 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 2: The babies come. Would you still hit on that woman? Now? 170 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 4: Clearly you were with somebody like I don't know forty 171 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 4: weeks ago, but are. 172 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 2: You single now? I like kids. Kid is not a 173 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 2: deal breaker for me. You just thought i'd let you know. Up, 174 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 2: I can see the head anyway. Just Tuesday work I 175 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 2: met my wife had an accident. Seen she was on 176 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 2: the stretcher. 177 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 3: She had hit her head and I asked her out 178 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 3: and she said yes, and here we are married today. 179 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, find love anywhere. 180 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 3: I kid. 181 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.