WEBVTT - Shadow Banking: The Once and Future Economic Apocalypse

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<v Speaker 1>Cool Zone Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to it could happen here podcasts where a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of incredibly convoluted and very silly financial instruments to shore

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<v Speaker 2>the entire world economy. I am your host, Bia Wong,

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<v Speaker 2>and with me today is someone who does not spend

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<v Speaker 2>all of her time deep in the bowels of arcane

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<v Speaker 2>bullshit written by different Federal Reserve boards, and that is

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<v Speaker 2>Maldy Conger, who is the host of the absolutely delightful

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, I guess this is a who is

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<v Speaker 2>really winning here kind of christ in terms of the things.

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<v Speaker 3>Research, Yeah, you spent a lot of time reading stuff

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<v Speaker 3>written by Federal Reserve guys. I read a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>stuff written by guys who want to kill the Federal

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<v Speaker 3>Reserve guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I still don't know what the Federal Reserve is, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna find out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't actually think knowing what Federal Reserve

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<v Speaker 2>is somehow.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't change anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't think it's actually relevant to this app

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it kind of. It's obviously it's relevant to everything.

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<v Speaker 3>But means to say is the reason I'm here is

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't know what the economy is, and at

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<v Speaker 3>this point, I'm afraid to find out.

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<v Speaker 4>And unfortunately your worst fears are happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't worry. By the end of this I will not understand.

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<v Speaker 4>I am going to attempt to explain the economy, and

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<v Speaker 4>by by the economy, I mean shadow banking. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, before before I go into this, though, you should,

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<v Speaker 2>you should listen to Weird Little Guys. It is It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's really good. I like it all my friends really

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<v Speaker 2>like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's somehow a nice comma kind of relaxing show

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<v Speaker 2>about neo Nazis.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's very chill vibes. Yeah for a show about

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<v Speaker 3>guys who are trying to like blow up school bus.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yep.

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<v Speaker 4>So all right, you know I'm reading this. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 4>over the script.

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<v Speaker 2>Miraculously this isn't a wait hold on, I think I

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<v Speaker 2>cut the part.

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<v Speaker 4>Where people blew up school buses.

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<v Speaker 2>There was legitimately a segment in here that I might

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<v Speaker 2>put back in or someone blows up a school bus.

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<v Speaker 3>But what a crossover event.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, oh boy, the Saudi is really good at

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<v Speaker 2>that shit. It turns out, uh okay, okay, But let

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<v Speaker 2>let's get back to the topic at hand, which is

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<v Speaker 2>what is shadow banking, and why does it matter to

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<v Speaker 2>all of us people who live in the normal real

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<v Speaker 2>world and not in fake finance world.

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<v Speaker 3>Does it have anything to do with shadow wolves? Unfortately,

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<v Speaker 3>note what about shadow facts?

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<v Speaker 2>Sadly, actually, there probably is a connection between the financing

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<v Speaker 2>for the Lord of the Rings movies and shadow banking.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just too tired to work it right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I've dragged us off track. We haven't even gotten on

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<v Speaker 3>track yet. What is shadow bank?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so the good news, the good news this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is the first it's not the last piece of

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<v Speaker 2>good news. We're gonna ge this episode, but come the

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<v Speaker 2>definition used by most non academics is actually not that bad.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very wishy washy because it's a congressional report and

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<v Speaker 2>so it's specifically not supposed to be taking a stance

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<v Speaker 2>in either direction on anything, because it's it's the Congressional

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<v Speaker 2>Review Office, and they're supposed to be neutral, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera. Allegedly, yeah, right, you know, and like obviously

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<v Speaker 2>they're not, but like you know, it's like kind of

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<v Speaker 2>fine congressional report on the subject, and they do the

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<v Speaker 2>thing that almost everyone does, which is they go back

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<v Speaker 2>to the definition created by the Financial Stability Board, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna I'm just gonna quote that because it's

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<v Speaker 2>not that bad. Quote financial activities facilitated by institutions other

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<v Speaker 2>than central banks, banks or public financial institutions.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's banking that doesn't involve a bank. Yeah, canceled,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm out. I'm out already.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And they don't mean like me loaning you twenty dollars, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>of course not. They just mean unregulated banking. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>which you can't legally call banking.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you actually can't legally call it banking. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just things get weird really quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm not a bank understander, but I know,

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<v Speaker 3>at least in Virginia, you can't incorporate a business that

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<v Speaker 3>has the word bank in the title unless you are

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<v Speaker 3>legally a bank, because that's like misleading.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think they can legally call themselves a bank,

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<v Speaker 2>but I guess you can call it banking activity.

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<v Speaker 3>That's stupid in a matter already.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Oh, you're going to get so much more mad

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<v Speaker 2>by the end of this. So the base definition is

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<v Speaker 2>it's not that complicated, right, It's something that does banking

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that is legally not a bank, you know, And

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<v Speaker 2>so we could talk about what kinds of things is this, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like private equity firms, it's hedge funds, it's venture

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<v Speaker 2>capital firms.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like evil stuff that ruins the world for

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<v Speaker 3>no reason except for like ten guys make money. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also you know, pension funds. It's like insurance companies.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sovereign wealth funds, business development companies, repot markets, broker dealers,

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<v Speaker 2>special investment vehicles, securitization vehicles, money market mutual funds, assay

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<v Speaker 2>backed commercial paper conduits.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey thing, bud. Most of those things you just said

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<v Speaker 3>to me are fake and they make me upset.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Sovereign wealth funds. Shut up, that's not that's nothing. I

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<v Speaker 3>still you know, all these all these things are just

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<v Speaker 3>like different ways of saying like you're poor and you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna die.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the funny thing is sovereign wealth fund is

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of a less fake one in that it's

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<v Speaker 2>like fake, Hey, this is like a fake. It's the well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like this is the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has

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<v Speaker 2>pooled all of the money it's gotten from. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>horrific crimes and put them together into one giant thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's a sovereign wealth fund.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so it's good, it's what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am a notable. There is, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>a camp of people who believe that sovereign wealth funds

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<v Speaker 2>are like a social list thing and that you could

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<v Speaker 2>use them to do socialism.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to jump out the window.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is so stupid. Yeah, this is we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't even gotten into the nightmare stuff. So remember I

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about the Financial Stability Board definition in that

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<v Speaker 2>congressional report right where it's like, okay, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>bank that does non banking stuff or a non bank

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<v Speaker 2>that does banking stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, oh, I guess we should say I guess we

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<v Speaker 3>forgot to say at the top. The reason you're explaining

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<v Speaker 3>shadow banking to me is because we saw an article

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<v Speaker 3>last week that what those those not banks were putting

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<v Speaker 3>a stop on withdrawals from their not banks and I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know what that meant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's amazingly this this is so convoluted.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not even going to get to that this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But like that's that's why we're explaining that's why, right,

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<v Speaker 2>there's like, yeah, there's like there was like a mini

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<v Speaker 2>bank run going on with these like shadow banks, no

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<v Speaker 2>stop banks. Yeah, so we're going to get into how

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<v Speaker 2>that can happen and why. But but before we get there,

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<v Speaker 2>we need to talk about all, right, to get a

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<v Speaker 2>sense of the complexity of this. Right, the Congressional report,

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<v Speaker 2>like the accepted terminology for this is not shadow banks, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is, right, that can't be their official name. That's not

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<v Speaker 3>their government name.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's non bank financial intermediation.

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<v Speaker 4>Now what the fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 2>And this is where this episode goes completely off the

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<v Speaker 2>rails because the components of what count as intermediation are

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<v Speaker 2>so complicated. I am not going to try to describe

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<v Speaker 2>it until literally the end of this.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is it like what is Venmo officially? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Venmo's not a bank, but it provides like financial services.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I it by.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's because it's like a financial intermediary.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, it might technically be a non bank. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what the regulatory structure is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not legally about Yeah, I think I think that

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<v Speaker 3>technically is one score one for Molie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but okay, so this is this is gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>really bad. Okay. So when I first started researching this episode, right,

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<v Speaker 2>the first thing that I click on is is the

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<v Speaker 2>Federal Reserves of how the shadow banking sector works compared

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<v Speaker 2>to the nomal banking sector. Molly, you have seen this

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<v Speaker 2>because I posted it as a joke in our group chat.

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<v Speaker 2>This chart.

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<v Speaker 4>I have like a very very large, like it is

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<v Speaker 4>like a big, normal ass size monitor that I like

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<v Speaker 4>to do my work on. I had to zoom in

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<v Speaker 4>to three hundred and eighty percent just to make out

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<v Speaker 4>the letters that label the boxes on this chart. If

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<v Speaker 4>you want to read it, you have to zoom into

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<v Speaker 4>five hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't seem like a well made chart.

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<v Speaker 2>No, here's the thing, it's actually really good. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>this complicated. I learned later from a paper by Copenhagen

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<v Speaker 2>Business School professor Odny Helga Daughter. We're gonna come back

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<v Speaker 2>to Hellga Daughter's work a lot in this episode, but

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<v Speaker 2>I learned from from her because she has also experienced

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<v Speaker 2>seeing this same chart and going what the is this

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<v Speaker 2>fuck ass chart? I found out that the Federal Reserve

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<v Speaker 2>recommends that in order to have the diagram be legible,

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<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to print this chart as a three foot

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<v Speaker 2>by four foot poster.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that makes sense, like meeting style. But like we're

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<v Speaker 3>we're on easel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, But like again, this is this is a

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<v Speaker 2>diagram that he's just labeling the parts of the system

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<v Speaker 2>and making and making like a line that shows how

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<v Speaker 2>stuff moves through it.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I still don't know what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so this is what we're going to get into

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<v Speaker 2>in a second. But first we have to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>something even more bleak, which is that. Oh yeah, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, these like non banking bank things like these

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<v Speaker 2>like all these like venture capital firms, all these hedge funds,

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<v Speaker 2>all these fucking weird, ghoulish banks that are off banks. Uh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they have twice as many assets than the regular banking system.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that doesn't seem good.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it's about to get worse. It's about to get worse, Molly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's like saying I keep seventy percent of the

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<v Speaker 3>food in my house outside on the porch, like it

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<v Speaker 3>goes in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh, oh, it's so bad, it's so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, there's a pretty good congressional report that I

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about earlier that has this terrifying quote quote.

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<v Speaker 2>As of twenty twenty three, the broad measured total financial

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<v Speaker 2>assets and narrow measure assets at nbfisis.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the shadow banks.

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<v Speaker 2>Reached eighty five point seven trillion dollars and twenty two

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<v Speaker 2>point two trillion dollars, respectively in the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's more than our GDP.

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<v Speaker 4>That's almost three times our GDP.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's a fake amount of money. Yes, that's not real.

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<v Speaker 2>At all, but it kind of is. Right, These compared

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<v Speaker 2>to total financial assets of thirty one point one trillion

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<v Speaker 2>dollars at banks in the same period. So again this

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<v Speaker 2>is this is almost three times our GDP in assets

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<v Speaker 2>that they manage or control.

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<v Speaker 3>So where does the money live?

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<v Speaker 2>In a whole bunch of unbelievably calm, eluded bullshit like

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<v Speaker 2>combinations of like loans and real estate and stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>that real money.

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<v Speaker 3>So like, okay, imagine this is schoolhouse rock and instead

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<v Speaker 3>of the singing bill, you're like a dollar bill, Like

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<v Speaker 3>where are you we are about to explain this where

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<v Speaker 3>does the money live?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, okay, we're we are about one huge paragraphs

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<v Speaker 2>away from getting to this or like one paragraph Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So the other thing that's very important about this, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is something Mollie was kind of touching out the

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<v Speaker 2>beginning to get the appen So maybe I should have

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<v Speaker 2>opened with this. Yeah, these people, these are the people

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<v Speaker 2>who blew up the economy in two thousand and eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because they're making stuff up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's so, it's so bullshit, Molly, You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>so mad.

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<v Speaker 3>If this is Calvin Ball, fuck you I win.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it literally is. It's nonsense. It's gibberish. They're doing

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<v Speaker 2>fucking betting markets with the entire world economy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we can all do that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's fun. It's like we now have the power

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<v Speaker 2>to do the shit that destroyed the world economy in

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand and eight. So that The thing about shadow banking,

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<v Speaker 2>and the reason why it's complicated to explain is that

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<v Speaker 2>it's a catch all term for like a million types of.

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<v Speaker 4>Institutions that do different things.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, the commonality they have is that they're all not

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<v Speaker 2>regulated by the banking regulations.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, It's like, we found a way to do financial

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<v Speaker 3>crime that's not illegal because they forgot to make this illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know, but but the thing is it's

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<v Speaker 2>so embedded into the system that, like the US debt

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<v Speaker 2>working is dependent on the shadow banks buying it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't believe in that either, So I'm good.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it's so fake, Molly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even going to attempt to explain what an

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<v Speaker 2>overnight repo purchases to you, because it's the fakest thing

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen. Where they make one trillion dollars exist

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<v Speaker 2>overnight and then it stops existing at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the night.

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<v Speaker 4>It's incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>I love how much of the economy is based on

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<v Speaker 3>guys just imagining stuff and agreeing on the thing they

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<v Speaker 3>imagined and then trading their imaginary tokens like this is

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<v Speaker 3>fucking Pog's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, this is this, this, this is this is unfortunately

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<v Speaker 2>what what our entire world is based on. It's so fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, Okay, So what is actually shadow banking?

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<v Speaker 4>I've given you.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the broadest definition possible, which is like it again,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the it's doing bank ship without being a bank.

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<v Speaker 2>But let's go back to the beginning of the term,

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<v Speaker 2>which is where most people tend to start or get

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<v Speaker 2>to eventually. This is from an IMF paper quote. The

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<v Speaker 2>term shadow bank was coined by economist Paul mccolly at

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<v Speaker 2>a two thousand and seven speech at the Annual Financial

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<v Speaker 2>Symposium hosted by the Kansas City Federal Reserve Bank in

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson Hole, Wyoming. And basically, it's institutions that borrow money

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<v Speaker 2>in the short term through money markets to finance long

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<v Speaker 2>term loans. But they aren't banks, so they can't go

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<v Speaker 2>through the FED.

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<v Speaker 3>They're financing loans with other loans.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're gonna so from from from a not bank.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but the big loan is from a real bank,

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<v Speaker 3>and then the little loan is from a fake bank.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me none of the money is read.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, Okay, we're going to get there.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to explain this in terms of burgers. It's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe in us perfect, perfect, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>But the other thing he describes is, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>from Helga daughter quote in the speech, he describes shadow

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<v Speaker 2>banking as the whole alphabet soup of leveraged up investment conduits, vehicles,

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<v Speaker 2>and structures. So what he's talking about specifically is these

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<v Speaker 2>are the guys who blew up the economy two does

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<v Speaker 2>eight like these specifically, this is what he's talking about, right,

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<v Speaker 2>These are the people who took a mortgage and then

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<v Speaker 2>did a bunch of bullshit to it, and what's called

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<v Speaker 2>a securitization chain. They did a bunch of bullshit to

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<v Speaker 2>it so you could give the loan to someone else,

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<v Speaker 2>you could sell to someone else, and this blew up

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<v Speaker 2>the entire world economy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what he's talking about. He's talking about the.

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<v Speaker 2>Banks that are not banks, the shadow banks that did

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<v Speaker 2>all of this bullshit to turn like someone's mortgage into

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking thing you could bet on.

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<v Speaker 3>So selling debt is like selling the idea of future money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then sometimes that future money doesn't come.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so it doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, I will say, you do not need to

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<v Speaker 2>understand this yet, because we haven't.

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<v Speaker 4>We still have not already the actual explanation.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm never going to.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe in us. We can do this. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>that bad, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not torturing your on purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just no, it's okay, I believe in you. So

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<v Speaker 2>I want to mention that I'm very indebted here to

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<v Speaker 2>the paper I mentioned earlier from Copenhagen Business School professor

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<v Speaker 2>Adny Helga Daughter who wrote of she wrote a very

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<v Speaker 2>good simplified explanation of this in her Review of International

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<v Speaker 2>Political Economy article called Banking Upside Down the Implicit Politics

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<v Speaker 2>of Shadow Banking Expertise. But okay, as you can tell

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<v Speaker 2>by the fact that it's called Banking upside Down the

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<v Speaker 2>Implicit Politics of Shadow Banking Expertise, this has been when

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<v Speaker 2>she's simplifying it. She's simplifying it from like economists down

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<v Speaker 2>to like a political scientist or an anthropologist can understand this.

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<v Speaker 2>I am about to attempt to simplify this down to

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<v Speaker 2>a regular person.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I understand this? So I'm drawing on.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of her stuff for the first part of

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<v Speaker 2>this explanation, but I am I've turned it into burgers.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll do my best. I'm being very brave.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So a shadow bank, right, it's something that does banking shit.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not a bank. So what do I mean by

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<v Speaker 4>banking shit?

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<v Speaker 3>That was my next question. Yes, I think we need

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<v Speaker 3>to start with what is a bank? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>So first, so okay, okay, and this is this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is where we're starting here.

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<v Speaker 4>What does a bank do?

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<v Speaker 3>I put my money in it and they hold it

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<v Speaker 3>for me.

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<v Speaker 4>So no, actually, and this is the interesting part.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they do stuff with it. Oh yeah, they're holding

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<v Speaker 3>onto the promise of my money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so okay, let's let's just let's just look at

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<v Speaker 2>this for a second. So okay, So regular people give

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<v Speaker 2>them money to store in the bank.

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<v Speaker 4>This is called a deposit.

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<v Speaker 2>The bank takes your money and loans it out right

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<v Speaker 2>and uses that to make more money. This is how

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<v Speaker 2>it pays you interest, right, is that it's it's taking

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<v Speaker 2>your money and it's loaning it out to other people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's buying things with it.

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<v Speaker 3>That part I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and this is obviously a cartoon image. And I

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<v Speaker 2>know there's gonna be econ people who are gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>mad at me. Look, if you understand, why.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they listening to this? If you already know what

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<v Speaker 3>this means, go away. This isn't for you. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>humiliating myself for your entertainment, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>For the political economy people here.

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<v Speaker 2>When I say stuff that might that's like technically kind

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<v Speaker 2>of fuzzy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's for me the podcast idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you you understand this, Like I work at

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<v Speaker 2>the level of Hamburgers here, so like we have to

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<v Speaker 2>do some abstractions.

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<v Speaker 4>So okay, the important thing for our purposes.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, is that there's two things here, right, There's like

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<v Speaker 2>the deposits, the money you give them, and then there's

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<v Speaker 2>the loans, right, and these operates on different timelines. Right.

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<v Speaker 4>You can take the deposit.

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<v Speaker 2>Out at any time, least in theory, but they can't

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<v Speaker 2>get the money from the loan back at any time.

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<v Speaker 4>Right now, This is like one of the critical things of.

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<v Speaker 2>What a bank is is is this timeline thing. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>It turns your your money, which you can take out

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<v Speaker 2>at any time, into a different kind of thing, this loan,

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<v Speaker 2>which can't be taken out immediately, right, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>use that to make money. So this is called maturity transformation.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a very simple concept they have made very complicated.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one of the core aspects of that definition

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking about earlier. This is one of the

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<v Speaker 2>four things in it. But you now understand this. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not that complicated. It's it's takes short term make long

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<v Speaker 2>term and we'll get to doing the reverse in a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't think it works the other way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's gonna go so badly. It's so badly.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about bank, but just generally speaking, like

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<v Speaker 3>in terms of time and like how like material reality works.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it works the other way.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's not great. It's not great, Molly, it's not great. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So okay. There is, however, a problem here, right, which

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<v Speaker 2>is what happens if everyone tries to get their short

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<v Speaker 2>term money back at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>I only can't, yeah, right, because you have deposit insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, because the banks aren't holding short term cash.

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<v Speaker 2>What they're holding is long term loans, and those loans

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<v Speaker 2>like you can't pay someone alone. Well okay, Actually, this

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<v Speaker 2>entire the crux of this episode is they find that

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<v Speaker 2>they did do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yes, and it blew up the entire world economy.

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<v Speaker 3>But if but if I wanted forty thousand dollars out

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<v Speaker 3>of my if I had a checking out with forty

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<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars in it, yeah, and they gave me my

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<v Speaker 3>neighbor's mortgage as a prompt. That would worked for me.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have worked for no fuck that, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you need you need, you need, you need something that

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<v Speaker 2>can buy a burger, and they're not giving you that.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, this is very very bad. If people try

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<v Speaker 2>to do this, it is called a bank run. It

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<v Speaker 2>is not good, it's bad. Yeah, And so this this

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<v Speaker 2>blew up the entire world economy so many goddamn times

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<v Speaker 2>that eventually we got financial regulation. Now, this this regulation

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<v Speaker 2>requires banks to have money that is like actual cash

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<v Speaker 2>they can hand you like right now, on hand at

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<v Speaker 2>all times, and the government gets to and this is

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<v Speaker 2>that's a little bit simpflication, but like, yeah, that's how it.

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<v Speaker 3>Works, right, Like, and it's insured by the government.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think the government will give you your money

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<v Speaker 2>back if if the bank goes under up to like

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<v Speaker 2>a certain amount of dollars ensured. Yep, this is this

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<v Speaker 2>this that's that's what that means, right, the government will

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<v Speaker 2>give you your money back.

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<v Speaker 4>But also there's a there's a trade off to this.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a massive benefit for the banks, right

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<v Speaker 2>the fact the fact that if they go under, all

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<v Speaker 2>of their assets will be repaid by the government. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a it's a massive benefit for them because it means

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<v Speaker 2>that putting your money in the bank.

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<v Speaker 4>Is like safe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love that for me, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, the cost to the banks is that the Feds

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<v Speaker 2>get to see their balance sheet, right, the Feds get

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<v Speaker 2>to see what they're doing with their fucking money, and

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<v Speaker 2>they get to make sure that these banks aren't doing

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<v Speaker 2>insane shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that makes sense because they're insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that like they're not doing like unbelievably risky

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<v Speaker 2>awful ship. And also that they're actually holding enough money

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to pay people out right.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so far, so good. I wait, I understand bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now shadow banking boldly asked the question, Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>what if you did all of the banking backwards, no

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<v Speaker 2>one had access to the books, and the government will

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<v Speaker 2>only pay you back if the entire world economy looks

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<v Speaker 2>like it's going to die.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like at that point the government should just

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<v Speaker 3>just step back.

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<v Speaker 4>And here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing, right I I I yeah, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so down with this, like yeah, I don't know, fuck it,

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<v Speaker 2>Like every single one of your motherfuckers is gonna pay

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<v Speaker 2>this off by working as a barista for thirty years,

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<v Speaker 2>like fuck you. But the government was like, nah, we

0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:44.160
<v Speaker 2>want like we want capitalism to keep working.

0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Make every hedge fund manager work at a waffle house.

0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:59.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, fuck them.

0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:01.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna say something and then I'm gonna make

0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:05.520
<v Speaker 2>a disclaim. So the kind of shadow banks that did

0:22:05.520 --> 0:22:09.440
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and eight work in the opposite direction. They

0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:12.960
<v Speaker 2>start with debt, they take that debt, and they turn

0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:16.640
<v Speaker 2>that debt into like cash, right.

0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:17.879
<v Speaker 3>Can I do that?

0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:18.439
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:22:20.240 --> 0:22:21.959
<v Speaker 3>Does that work for me at mid No?

0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:24.960
<v Speaker 2>So okay, And I also want to mention there's a

0:22:25.000 --> 0:22:27.000
<v Speaker 2>bunch of other kinds of shadow banks. The kind of

0:22:27.040 --> 0:22:29.960
<v Speaker 2>shadow bank that's going under right now is not really this.

0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:33.399
<v Speaker 2>The kind of shadow bank that's like exploding right now

0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:36.040
<v Speaker 2>is a kind of shadow bank that's like what if

0:22:36.080 --> 0:22:39.920
<v Speaker 2>a bank that wasn't a bank gave a completely unregulated

0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:44.439
<v Speaker 2>loan with secret terms to a corporation, And that's the

0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:47.440
<v Speaker 2>one that's going under right now. But for a long

0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:49.320
<v Speaker 2>long time, the kind of shadow bank that was really

0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:51.840
<v Speaker 2>important to the global economy, and this is still like

0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:55.240
<v Speaker 2>a massive portion of how all of the economic system works,

0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:58.720
<v Speaker 2>is these ones where you're trying to take debt and

0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 2>turn it into something you can trade for cash.

0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:04.600
<v Speaker 4>So, okay, you take that, right. You start off with

0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:05.440
<v Speaker 4>a mortgage.

0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this mortgagees pay out over the extremely long term, right,

0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:12.000
<v Speaker 2>but you want to be able to trade this mortgage

0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:14.159
<v Speaker 2>for cash, right, And this.

0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:16.000
<v Speaker 4>Is a process called securitization.

0:23:16.920 --> 0:23:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Turning this mortgage into something you can sell for cash,

0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:23.640
<v Speaker 2>is making it into what's called a security. So now

0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:26.840
<v Speaker 2>what happens right when his packaged is into a security

0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:29.760
<v Speaker 2>when there's a securitization process, and then like the regular bank,

0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:32.760
<v Speaker 2>the regular bank sends the mortgage to the shadow bank,

0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and the shadow bank like does like stuff and turns

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:39.960
<v Speaker 2>it into a security. And now what this means is

0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.480
<v Speaker 2>that instead if you who paid the mortgage owing money

0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:44.960
<v Speaker 2>to the bank, you own it to the shadow bank

0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:46.960
<v Speaker 2>or whoever the fuck the shadow bank sells it to.

0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:50.800
<v Speaker 3>Right, Okay, so the real bank is involved. The real

0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:52.160
<v Speaker 3>bank is involved.

0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh yes, the real bank is making so much

0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:55.960
<v Speaker 2>money off of this is this is why two thousand

0:23:56.000 --> 0:23:57.680
<v Speaker 2>and eight happened because Wells.

0:23:57.480 --> 0:23:59.280
<v Speaker 3>Fargo did this with everybody's mortgage.

0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:00.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, okay.

0:24:00.520 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 3>Because I couldn't figure out because you said this is

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:03.400
<v Speaker 3>aw two doosy name, and I was like, I thought,

0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 3>Wells Fargo did that. That's a real bank. Oh, a

0:24:05.880 --> 0:24:07.479
<v Speaker 3>real bank was shadow banking.

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:11.320
<v Speaker 2>The real bank figured out a way to sell their mortgages.

0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:14.439
<v Speaker 4>And it's gonna get much worse as we go through this.

0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:17.679
<v Speaker 2>But that's what causes this, right, is like turning is

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:22.200
<v Speaker 2>turning these mortgages into these like securities and like these

0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:26.320
<v Speaker 2>like collateralized debt obligations and these like special packaged bullshit

0:24:26.359 --> 0:24:28.480
<v Speaker 2>that you could sell to someone. So the way I

0:24:28.480 --> 0:24:31.080
<v Speaker 2>would describe this is it's like, do you know how

0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:31.959
<v Speaker 2>a bond works?

0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:33.800
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, Mia, I do not.

0:24:35.680 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's let's do this. We can we can do this. Okay.

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.199
<v Speaker 2>So the the kind of bond that you are normally

0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:44.600
<v Speaker 2>likely to encounter is a government bond. Yeah, okay, So

0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:47.639
<v Speaker 2>you you pay the government money to buy the bond,

0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:50.800
<v Speaker 2>and what the bond says is at a certain point

0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:53.639
<v Speaker 2>in time, you hand it back to the government and

0:24:53.680 --> 0:24:54.760
<v Speaker 2>they pay you more money.

0:24:54.840 --> 0:24:56.120
<v Speaker 3>Right, It's like a promise for later.

0:24:56.480 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Right, So it's it's basically a.

0:24:59.000 --> 0:25:02.400
<v Speaker 2>Loan, but it's a loan in a form where like

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 2>the government's technically like selling it and and and then

0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:08.119
<v Speaker 2>the other thing about bonds, right is if you hand

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:11.119
<v Speaker 2>the bond to someone else, well okay, I mean this

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 2>is technically bear bonds, but like you can you can

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 2>then give the bond to someone else and now and

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:18.719
<v Speaker 2>now if they give it back to the government, they

0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:20.320
<v Speaker 2>get the money in like ten years. They get the

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:23.000
<v Speaker 2>money right, right, Okay, I get that, and you can

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:24.919
<v Speaker 2>sell these things. And this is what these people are

0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:26.720
<v Speaker 2>doing with mortgages.

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:30.440
<v Speaker 3>That's not as like secured as like a government bond.

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.119
<v Speaker 3>Because if I had one hundred dollars government, like, if

0:25:32.119 --> 0:25:34.199
<v Speaker 3>I have a one hundred dollars Bearers bond, I know

0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.400
<v Speaker 3>for a fact on the date on the bond, it's

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:37.600
<v Speaker 3>gonna be worth one hundred dollars.

0:25:37.760 --> 0:25:39.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're gonna pay out right.

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:43.439
<v Speaker 3>But if it's a mortgage market, the government's gonna pay it.

0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 3>But like the mortgage, the company has them work. That's

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:49.080
<v Speaker 3>not Yep, that's not real. That's not money. Nope, yep,

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:51.120
<v Speaker 3>that's like that's a that's a promise. But like my hand,

0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 3>it's behind my back.

0:25:52.359 --> 0:25:53.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's it's a shit show.

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 2>And this whole process is the largest sort of I'm

0:25:57.080 --> 0:25:58.680
<v Speaker 2>not sure if it's actually the largest that I would

0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:01.719
<v Speaker 2>need to actually yet I've never I haven't seen in

0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:03.880
<v Speaker 2>death breakdown sectorially, but like.

0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:06.040
<v Speaker 3>None of this is real. You could just say whatever.

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:08.359
<v Speaker 2>This this is one of the most important kind of

0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:12.800
<v Speaker 2>shadow banks because in order to turn this mortgage into security,

0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:15.360
<v Speaker 2>the moment you do that, you do this by creating

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:18.280
<v Speaker 2>what's called a special purpose vehicle, or someone else creates one.

0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:21.280
<v Speaker 2>It's called a special purpose vehicle. Yeah, it's it's a nightmare.

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 2>It's a nightmare.

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna put this mortgage on a roller coaster.

0:26:25.119 --> 0:26:28.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous. Right, it's a special purpose vehicle.

0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:30.080
<v Speaker 4>Is it does a loopy loop.

0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 2>But the moment you create one of these that the

0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:35.760
<v Speaker 2>moment you create one of these like security mortgages, right,

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:37.120
<v Speaker 2>that's a shadow bank.

0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 4>If you've created a shadow bank.

0:26:38.680 --> 0:26:40.800
<v Speaker 3>Right, because that's not real banking. That's shadow bank.

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Yep, Because because you're creating another entity that is not

0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:45.719
<v Speaker 2>a bank that's doing the banking stuff.

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 3>I thought that the banking and the shadow banking were

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:51.360
<v Speaker 3>like separate things, right, because it's shadow it's like they're

0:26:51.359 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 3>doing non think.

0:26:52.640 --> 0:26:53.199
<v Speaker 2>They're all in.

0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 3>If the bank is the shadow banking, I would I'm stupid,

0:26:58.880 --> 0:26:59.679
<v Speaker 3>but I would call that.

0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:02.800
<v Speaker 2>A This is this is another thing that costs two

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:04.639
<v Speaker 2>thousand and eight because a bunch of what was is

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:09.080
<v Speaker 2>a crime. Because our country is run by the bourgeoisie. Molly,

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 2>that that's why it's not a crime.

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:12.240
<v Speaker 3>You're just telling me this for the first time.

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's bad. So what what what happened? What happened

0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:18.120
<v Speaker 2>in two thousand and eight. One of the things that happened, right,

0:27:18.200 --> 0:27:20.440
<v Speaker 2>is so all of these regulators are supposed to be

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:22.600
<v Speaker 2>looking at the balance sheets of these companies.

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 3>But they're hiding stuff off the book.

0:27:24.920 --> 0:27:27.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were hiding these things in these like special

0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 2>purpose vehicles, like in these like shadow banks.

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:32.160
<v Speaker 3>They didn't open the trunks on the special purpose vehicles.

0:27:32.440 --> 0:27:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so no one could see the fucking dead bodies

0:27:34.200 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 2>in the trunks of the vehicles because they weren't on

0:27:36.400 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 2>the balance sheet that like the government had access to.

0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:40.280
<v Speaker 3>What's the point of the balance sheet if you don't

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:41.400
<v Speaker 3>put the whole balance on it.

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking I don't know. And this is like legitimately

0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 2>when when when you read the accounts of like why

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:51.240
<v Speaker 2>shadow Making Us exploded, by the way it's exploded in

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and eight, it's like way bigger and exploded.

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Like in popularity or like exploded as in like distrubularity.

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:58.840
<v Speaker 4>There's so much, there's so much more, there's so much

0:27:58.840 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 4>more of it.

0:27:59.359 --> 0:28:02.199
<v Speaker 3>Because also because it went so well, it went so

0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 3>well in two thousand and eight, and now.

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:06.199
<v Speaker 2>Because here's the thing, after two thousand and eight, we

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:09.560
<v Speaker 2>got like a little tiny bit of banking regulation, and

0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:12.679
<v Speaker 2>the banks lost their fucking minds, and so more and

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:16.480
<v Speaker 2>more money went into all of these unhid shadow making things.

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:18.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but so like when a toddler has a tantrum,

0:28:18.600 --> 0:28:20.280
<v Speaker 3>you don't give them a billion dollars.

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:23.199
<v Speaker 2>When the shadow banks went under, these things were not

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:23.960
<v Speaker 2>backed by the government.

0:28:24.000 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 4>The government bailed them out anyways.

0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:26.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they didn't have to do that.

0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Nope.

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:29.120
<v Speaker 3>So they really they learned their lesson. They really learned

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:30.119
<v Speaker 3>their lesson this time.

0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like they bailed out these banks and they fucking

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 2>sold you out, and like you know, like and one

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 2>of the things that I think people have forgotten was

0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 2>there's this thing called robocalls. During the Obama administration, right,

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 2>part of how the financial recovery happened was that all

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:48.440
<v Speaker 2>these banks would like go to courthouses, right, and they

0:28:48.480 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 2>would just repossess mortgages on mass oh.

0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 4>And they had like a robot that was like signed it.

0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 2>It would just sign like a blank check sign off

0:28:57.040 --> 0:28:59.040
<v Speaker 2>on all of these mortgages that were supposed to be underwater.

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 2>And they would just steal people's houses, people who were

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 2>on top of their payments. People who like to know money,

0:29:04.760 --> 0:29:07.160
<v Speaker 2>they would just take their houses. And this happened on

0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 2>mass And this is like how the banks recovered. Was

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:13.400
<v Speaker 2>they stole everyone's houses. And that's a crime, right, it

0:29:13.400 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 2>should have been a crime, like it was illegal. It

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 2>didn't matter though.

0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:19.720
<v Speaker 3>Because everything you're describing to me as a crime.

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 2>It's so nightmarish. Well, it's here's the thing, most of

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 2>this of them describing is not a crime. This was

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 2>actually a crime. But why isn't nobody in jail because

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Barack Obama went up in front of these people and said,

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 2>I am the only thing standing between you and the guillotines.

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:34.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote.

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 3>And why didn't he bring the guillotine with him?

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:38.800
<v Speaker 4>Because he wants the capitalist system to continue.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:44.320
<v Speaker 3>Question, I'm just upset.

0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not good. Okay, So let let's go. Let's get

0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 2>you another question that you asked, which is why why

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:51.400
<v Speaker 2>would you do this? Why would you do this.

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 3>To make money?

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, but it's actually more complicated than that.

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay. So on the one hand, these assets, you know,

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 2>a mortgage does make make more money than just putting

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 2>your money in the bank. Right, that's like the basis

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 2>of banking is that they can use your money that's

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:08.560
<v Speaker 2>sitting in the bank and getting interest, and then they

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 2>make more money by spending it elsewhere.

0:30:10.440 --> 0:30:12.400
<v Speaker 3>But so they're just doing this because they hate us,

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 3>not just to make money.

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 4>No, there is an actual explanation.

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:16.960
<v Speaker 3>There's a third reason.

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 2>So then why would you ever have your money in

0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:23.479
<v Speaker 2>a bank or like buy something like safe like government

0:30:23.480 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 2>bonds you can sell really quickly, right, Why would you

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:31.719
<v Speaker 2>ever want that? And the reason why is something called liquidity?

0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:34.200
<v Speaker 3>Right. You want to be able to spend the money, yes,

0:30:34.360 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 3>rather than wait thirty years for it to get paid back.

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 5>Yes.

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Liquidity is just how easy is it to turn whatever

0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:41.240
<v Speaker 2>you own into cash?

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Right? For real money? Because most of it we're talking

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 3>about is not money, it's the idea of money.

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So liquidity is literally it's the burger test, Right,

0:30:50.960 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 2>can you buy a burger with this?

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Can I eat this?

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Money? Is like the most liquid asset, right, because you

0:30:56.800 --> 0:30:58.479
<v Speaker 2>can you can? You can turn this into a burger.

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 3>Right. So liquidity is the only part of this that's

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 3>actually money. Everything else is not money.

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, liquidity is the measure of how money is it?

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Basically like how easy is it to turn this into burger.

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Is this a special vehicle securitization that's not real, Mia.

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:18.120
<v Speaker 2>No, it's fake as shit. Right, this is not that complicated,

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 2>right if you if it's like like you can you

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 2>can buy a burger with ten dollars, Yeah, right, that's liquid.

0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 3>Actually you kind of can't these days.

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:25.960
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I look, I look, I imagine a world where you

0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:34.520
<v Speaker 2>can buy a burger for ten dollars.

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:37.120
<v Speaker 3>Imagine imagine a burger.

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Yes, imagine a burger that's purchasable.

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Now, what you can't buy a burger with is like

0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 2>the ten bucks that a guy you work with owes

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:48.400
<v Speaker 2>you for buying him a burger.

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 3>Depends on how well you know the burger guy.

0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's that's where things get bad. Yeah, right now,

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:57.720
<v Speaker 2>the thing is right, right, So the ten bucks the

0:31:57.720 --> 0:32:01.760
<v Speaker 2>guy you work with, like you not liquid. You don't

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 2>have the money in your hands, and if you want

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>to get it from him, you have to like go

0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 2>ask him for the money, and maybe he has ten

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 2>bucks and maybe he doesn't, right, at which point you

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:12.480
<v Speaker 2>can't get your ten dollars back until he has the money.

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 3>That but then ten dollars that I'm theoretically owed is

0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 3>an asset, though I have not a debt. Yes, okay, yes,

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 3>that's stupid.

0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Now loans loans are not liquid assets, right, And they're

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 2>not liquid assets because you can't get the money back

0:32:26.720 --> 0:32:27.440
<v Speaker 2>like immediately.

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 3>So I don't have ten dollars I can spend, but

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:32.120
<v Speaker 3>on paper, I do have ten theoretical dollars.

0:32:32.400 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right. And this is also like most of what

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 2>billionaire money is, hey, correct, Like most of their money

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 2>is like in like a stock or some shit or

0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 2>like it's weird fake money.

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 3>Like theoretically they could access this amount of money, but

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:45.600
<v Speaker 3>they don't have it. Yeah, it's not real.

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Now okay, but there is this question, so why why

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:50.400
<v Speaker 2>would you keep your money in fake money instead of

0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:53.480
<v Speaker 2>real money? And the answer is that it gives you

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.959
<v Speaker 2>more money back because say you're an asshole, right, and

0:32:57.000 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 2>you're charging interest on your coworker for that burg.

0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 3>Right, So that ten dollars is actually worth more than

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 3>ten dollars money. So the ten dollars that I don't

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 3>have is theoretically worth well.

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 4>You're worth more. Yeah, it's worth more than the money

0:33:09.960 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 4>that you do have.

0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:12.640
<v Speaker 3>I can get cheese on the burger, yes.

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Right, And this is this is like the fundamental thing

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 2>of the banking system. Like one of them is that

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:22.640
<v Speaker 2>ill liquid assets or like assets that you that aren't

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:24.880
<v Speaker 2>money are worth more than money.

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:27.960
<v Speaker 3>I guess like when I put a small amount of

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 3>my savings into a CD, that's what I'm doing, except

0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 3>normal style they're doing it weird. Yeah, basically because that's

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 3>like an I liquid asset that I'm I'm I'm trading

0:33:38.760 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 3>the ability to access that liquidity for the potential of

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:42.680
<v Speaker 3>more money later.

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so when you say do you mean like a

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 2>like a physical like a disc, like a CD.

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:48.960
<v Speaker 3>No, a CD like at the bank, Like yeah, yeah,

0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 3>like the investment product.

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:52.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah sure, yeah, yes, Sorry.

0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 3>I was like, no, I'm not talking about buying compact disc.

0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 4>I would just leave at five am.

0:33:57.160 --> 0:34:00.080
<v Speaker 3>This time. It's investing me I ever heard of?

0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:02.600
<v Speaker 4>Wow, there's actually a.

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Really an annoying thing researching this episode because there's like,

0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:09.040
<v Speaker 2>so CDOs are like a type of loan that we'll

0:34:09.080 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 2>kind of get you in a bit. But there's also

0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 2>a tech position called cdo. It's like chief something.

0:34:14.239 --> 0:34:16.240
<v Speaker 3>Officer, stookie officer who cares.

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whatever the fuck, right, But like when you're trying

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:22.120
<v Speaker 2>to search for stuff. That's like about CDOs, right, the

0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:24.759
<v Speaker 2>other one keeps coming up. I hate it.

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:28.840
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, locking in, locking in, right, lock and load.

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Now, what if you both want into more money and

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 2>also the ability to buy a burger?

0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 3>I guess I would uh probably break one of Carl's fingers.

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 3>This is the guy that owes me the ten dollars, Carl.

0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but even then it's hard to even that's like,

0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:46.280
<v Speaker 2>this is too hard for these people.

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 3>I would go to Carl's house and kick him out

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 3>of it.

0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Well. Yeah, but the other thing is like, you are

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 2>not very rich, okay these people. If you are really

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:58.200
<v Speaker 2>really rich, I am talking like billionaires, maybe like high

0:34:58.239 --> 0:34:59.720
<v Speaker 2>high class multimillionaires.

0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:02.120
<v Speaker 4>Well, you can go to a shadow bank.

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh right, you can get a loan based on the loan.

0:35:06.239 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 2>No, well you're saying, so the thing is that you

0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 2>have money, right, but you want to turn your money

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:15.480
<v Speaker 2>into more money, like you have like an actual cash right,

0:35:15.560 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 2>like you are you are, for example, a pension fund. No,

0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:22.880
<v Speaker 2>you have a shit ton of cash. Or imagine imagine

0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:23.560
<v Speaker 2>a pension fund.

0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:23.759
<v Speaker 3>Right.

0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:26.480
<v Speaker 2>This is okay. This is also really hard because it

0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:28.840
<v Speaker 2>used to be easier to explain this because like we

0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:30.640
<v Speaker 2>used to live in a world where people had pension

0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 2>funds and had mortgages, and now we no longer have

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 2>pension funds or mortgages.

0:35:36.080 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 3>I live in an apartment, and I will always live

0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:38.720
<v Speaker 3>in an apartment.

0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, and so still okay, So like imagine imagine

0:35:42.120 --> 0:35:44.839
<v Speaker 2>a pension fund, right, you you have a shit ton

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:47.520
<v Speaker 2>of money from your members paying into the fund, but

0:35:47.560 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 2>it's cash.

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:50.880
<v Speaker 4>You need to turn that cash into more money.

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 2>But also you're a pension fund, so you constantly have

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:56.600
<v Speaker 2>to take money back out in order to pay the

0:35:56.600 --> 0:35:58.920
<v Speaker 2>people who are retiring to pay old rifle.

0:35:59.000 --> 0:35:59.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 2>And this is also a thing that like, you know,

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 2>if you're just like a rich person, sometimes you want

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 2>your a lot of times you want your money in

0:36:04.960 --> 0:36:08.319
<v Speaker 2>assets that are like you can you can turn back

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 2>into real money, but also make you wish a ton

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:11.359
<v Speaker 2>of money. Right.

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 3>They need to sort of revolve a little bit theyd

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:16.239
<v Speaker 3>be like yeah, I don't know, like a jello like

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 3>partially liquid.

0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and this is this is what the shadow banks do, right,

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 2>because the thing that you can buy is one of

0:36:23.719 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 2>those mortgages they've turned into like a security. Right, you

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:30.239
<v Speaker 2>can go buy someone else's debt huh. But because it's

0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:33.560
<v Speaker 2>a magic security now. And these are called mortgage backed securities.

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.360
<v Speaker 2>And again, if you're to remember, yeah, anything about anything

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:38.160
<v Speaker 2>about two thousand and eight, that's what blew up the

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 2>whole economy, is these mortgage back securities.

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've heard of that because it was bad, yep,

0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:45.719
<v Speaker 3>terrible idea. And so we're still doing that.

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's good. Cool, I mean it's less specifically,

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:52.600
<v Speaker 2>the mortgage back ones are less bad. So they started

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:58.160
<v Speaker 2>doing it with like commercial retail loans, which is incredible, great,

0:36:58.560 --> 0:37:01.560
<v Speaker 2>so that's really fun. They're also doing with other unhidd

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:04.239
<v Speaker 2>shit that we're gonna do like next episode. And what

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 2>these people are really buying aren't just these like you're

0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:09.279
<v Speaker 2>not buying like one person's mortgage, right right.

0:37:09.320 --> 0:37:10.880
<v Speaker 3>They're like pooled and like bundled.

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:12.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, they.

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Like they bundle them all together, and then you you

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 2>buy the rights to a percentage of the pool.

0:37:18.440 --> 0:37:20.759
<v Speaker 3>It's not like when you sponsor like an elephant in

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 3>Africa or something, and they send you a picture of

0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 3>like a specific element, or they don't send you They

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 3>doesnt't to do a picture of the family you're arming. No,

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 3>these are the Joneses you own their fucking house.

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:31.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's a it's a shit show.

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:34.680
<v Speaker 2>No, well, I mean eventually you might have to go

0:37:34.680 --> 0:37:37.160
<v Speaker 2>figure out who that is because you like own whatever

0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:40.960
<v Speaker 2>the fuck percentage of like the mortgages or whatever. But like, okay,

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:44.760
<v Speaker 2>so these are these are just like someone else's debt

0:37:44.920 --> 0:37:47.839
<v Speaker 2>that you're buying, and that the people who can do

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:50.960
<v Speaker 2>this are you know, people who have billions of dollars.

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 2>It's not you, the listener. And by the way, if

0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 2>you the listener have billions of dollars lying around for

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:55.440
<v Speaker 2>some reason.

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 3>Can I have some please?

0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:58.319
<v Speaker 4>Yes, please, please.

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:00.200
<v Speaker 2>Give me some of them so I can house like

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:03.400
<v Speaker 2>literally every trans woman and like transperson, I can. I

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:05.400
<v Speaker 2>can do it, Like, please give me your billions of

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:07.400
<v Speaker 2>dollars so I can I can achieve this goal. But

0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:09.960
<v Speaker 2>like we're talking about you know, like like the Pension

0:38:09.960 --> 0:38:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Fund of California, We're talking about mega corporations, insurance companies,

0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 2>the kinds of things I can actually buy these.

0:38:14.560 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 4>Like you know. Now, this is where we get to

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 4>one of the other problems, which is that.

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:21.800
<v Speaker 2>These things are not insured.

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, what do you.

0:38:25.719 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Do in order to try to make it less risky.

0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:31.280
<v Speaker 2>What do you get if you can't pay the loan back?

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 2>And this is what's called collateral.

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:34.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, swift punch of the nuts.

0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, they take your house, right, Yes, that's supposed

0:38:38.480 --> 0:38:40.799
<v Speaker 2>to be the thing, so okay. The way that like

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 2>shadow banking loans tend to work is that they they

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.919
<v Speaker 2>have collateral, right, so you you give them something or

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:52.719
<v Speaker 2>or it's either you give them something directly or it's

0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 2>like if you promise to give them the thing.

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:57.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and giving it to them directly is.

0:38:57.400 --> 0:38:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Like a repo market thing. We're not really going to

0:38:59.440 --> 0:39:02.200
<v Speaker 2>get into those right now, but this does. That's like,

0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 2>that's also a kind of shadow bank. But there's a problem, right,

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 2>which is what if the thing that you're paying, you're

0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:11.280
<v Speaker 2>paying as collateral, Like what if your house becomes worthless?

0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:14.160
<v Speaker 2>And what if what if Molly.

0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 3>And it's completely uninsured and there's no way to fix

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:18.720
<v Speaker 3>it because I don't even have anything to give.

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 2>You now now, Molly, what if And this is purely hypothetical,

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 2>it could never happen in the real world, Molly, But

0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:30.920
<v Speaker 2>what if somehow someone someone decided to use the same

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:35.319
<v Speaker 2>house as collateral for multiple different securities.

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:36.800
<v Speaker 3>Well, that could never go wrong.

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.080
<v Speaker 2>What if, Mollie, they made a word for this that

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:42.719
<v Speaker 2>is so complicated, I am not going to attempt to

0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 2>read it on the show. What if, Molly, what.

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:46.200
<v Speaker 3>Is it in German or something?

0:39:46.280 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 4>No, it's like it's just like this, It's like the

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:50.480
<v Speaker 4>it's like the length of my head. It's like hyper

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 4>hyper something bullshit. Like I refuse to say it because

0:39:54.719 --> 0:39:55.319
<v Speaker 4>it is just.

0:39:55.239 --> 0:39:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Like a completely like financed goal bullshit term they made up.

0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:02.920
<v Speaker 3>So but the point of the point of collateral is

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:06.120
<v Speaker 3>that you can use it to pay off the loan

0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:09.359
<v Speaker 3>if you default one. And so that literally won't work

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:12.839
<v Speaker 3>more than once because once I eat the burger, Once

0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 3>I eat the burger, it's bond.

0:40:14.520 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Yep. And this is one of the things that happened

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:17.759
<v Speaker 2>in two thousand years.

0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 3>I can't promise I can't promise ten guys my burger now, Molly.

0:40:21.760 --> 0:40:24.720
<v Speaker 2>Here's the amazing thing here, right, because but the advantage

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 2>for these companies, right is like, if you're the bank

0:40:27.040 --> 0:40:29.160
<v Speaker 2>that has the mortgage, suddenly you can spin your mortgage

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 2>off into like multiple securities that you can sell.

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:34.080
<v Speaker 3>Right, It's worth ten times more and that's great for you.

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and comma, comma. We we haven't even Okay, I

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 2>just I just described to the sister where these people

0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 2>are promising the same house to most old people. This

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:49.399
<v Speaker 2>isn't even the extremely unfathomably reckless ingredy ships. No it is,

0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:52.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh it is, but it's not the worst of it.

0:40:52.360 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh good?

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So do you remember that quote from when I

0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:08.560
<v Speaker 2>was giving the first definition of shadow banking? Right, Like,

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I gave this quote from the guy who invented the

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 2>term where he called it quote the whole alphabet soup

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 2>of leveraged up investment, conduits, vehicles, and structures. Right, So

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:23.000
<v Speaker 2>we've kind of talked about the conduits, vehicles and structures, right,

0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:25.080
<v Speaker 2>those are all of the shadow banks that like make

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 2>the things, right.

0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:29.319
<v Speaker 3>I love the conduits, vehicles, and structures. Yeah, all the acronyms.

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:31.879
<v Speaker 4>But what does leveraged up mean?

0:41:32.640 --> 0:41:32.879
<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:33.760
<v Speaker 4>Okay?

0:41:34.000 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 2>In this case, it means that a bunch of these

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 2>banks have taken out a shit ton of like risky,

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.839
<v Speaker 2>high interest loans in order to buy more of these

0:41:43.920 --> 0:41:46.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking mortgages because they think they can make more money

0:41:46.760 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 2>off of it.

0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:50.800
<v Speaker 3>So they took out they took out loans to buy

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:54.000
<v Speaker 3>these unsecured securities.

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 4>The regular ass banks were doing this.

0:41:57.640 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they they went into debt to buy more of

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:02.440
<v Speaker 2>these shitty mortgages.

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:07.200
<v Speaker 3>So they took out loans to buy what are essentially unsecured.

0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 4>Loves yep, because I thought it would make them more money.

0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:15.480
<v Speaker 3>But there's no money involved. Money.

0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 2>It is about to get so much worse, right, so

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 2>I okay, So sticking with leveraging for a second. Right,

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 2>you might have actually heard of something called a leveraged buyout.

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:27.920
<v Speaker 3>I have heard those words, and then I stopped listening.

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:29.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so shere's the thing.

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:31.719
<v Speaker 2>Leverage buyouts are something that actually happens in the real

0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:34.719
<v Speaker 2>world that does fuck you directly, which is a whole

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 2>bunch of companies that used to be like normalized companies

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:40.279
<v Speaker 2>like died because venture capital firms, you, by the way,

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:44.120
<v Speaker 2>are also shadow banks. Oh did this right? They came

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:47.200
<v Speaker 2>in tactically speaking, they did it through like risky bond purchases,

0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:49.240
<v Speaker 2>but basically they did a bunch of high interest loans

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:51.359
<v Speaker 2>and then they go buy a company.

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:52.839
<v Speaker 3>And then they like strip it for parts, and.

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Then they try to raise the stock price of the company. Yeah,

0:42:55.040 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 2>and then the river parts sell everything and get out right,

0:42:58.280 --> 0:43:00.759
<v Speaker 2>that's what a leverage buyout is. These people are sort

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 2>of are doing kind of a version of that, but

0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:05.319
<v Speaker 2>like they're they're taking on this debt in order to

0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:08.480
<v Speaker 2>like buy fucking shitty underwater mortgages.

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 4>Because they look like they're making so much money.

0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 3>They're taking on real debt to buy hypothetical debt.

0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:19.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's about to get so much worse.

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:22.640
<v Speaker 3>That doesn't seem like a good idea, so not to.

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 4>Get so much worse. So that's what like the leveraged

0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:26.799
<v Speaker 4>part of that.

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:28.759
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know how you do that in burgers,

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:30.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 2>You're going into debt to like buy the promise of

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 2>burgers in the future so you can sell those future burgers.

0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:40.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but burgers are real. The thing we're not talking

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:41.879
<v Speaker 3>about a real thing at all.

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, they're technically, technically speaking. Somewhere at the bottom of

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:47.960
<v Speaker 2>this is mortgages. However, Comma, we're about to get into

0:43:48.000 --> 0:43:50.319
<v Speaker 2>a kind of asset where there isn't anything behind it.

0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:51.640
<v Speaker 2>This is where.

0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 4>The really really truly unhing shit starts.

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:58.600
<v Speaker 2>It hasn't, which is that these companies figured out a

0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:02.360
<v Speaker 2>way to bet on whether these mortgages were going to

0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 2>fail or not.

0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 3>That's so tight, Mia, I fucking love that. I love it.

0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, By the way, I kindatsize enough. How how unhinge?

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 2>This is the mechanism they're using to do this is

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:16.280
<v Speaker 2>called a credit default swap.

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:17.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I've heard that phrase.

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:20.879
<v Speaker 2>This was supposed to be how they did insurance. Their

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:23.720
<v Speaker 2>mechanism for doing insurance on all of these insane loans

0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:27.320
<v Speaker 2>they were doing was originally like, Okay, I'm gonna you're

0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. So you have a you have a bank, right,

0:44:29.520 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 2>the bank has given out a risky loan. So this

0:44:32.280 --> 0:44:34.480
<v Speaker 2>bank goes to another bank they shouldn't do that, and

0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:37.440
<v Speaker 2>they say, hey, if this person actually pays the loan back,

0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:38.440
<v Speaker 2>I will pay you money.

0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so the other so the other bank is like

0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:42.000
<v Speaker 3>taking a gamble here.

0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:45.680
<v Speaker 2>So so the other bank that's giving out the loan

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 2>right gets money if the loan goes under, So in

0:44:48.680 --> 0:44:51.080
<v Speaker 2>theory they're sort of like insured against the risk.

0:44:51.160 --> 0:44:52.560
<v Speaker 4>They call it like hedging.

0:44:52.680 --> 0:44:54.799
<v Speaker 2>There like so likes like So theoretically it's less bad

0:44:54.840 --> 0:44:56.919
<v Speaker 2>from them because now even if the loan goes under,

0:44:57.000 --> 0:44:59.160
<v Speaker 2>they still get money back from that other bank. So

0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:02.719
<v Speaker 2>the other bank is just bookie yeah, and the other

0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:05.480
<v Speaker 2>bank is betting that they are going to get it,

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:09.040
<v Speaker 2>so then and if the loan does get paid, then

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:10.040
<v Speaker 2>that bank makes money.

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:13.279
<v Speaker 3>And this is legal for everyone to do. Yep, this

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:15.520
<v Speaker 3>is real banking or shadow bank. This is real bank.

0:45:16.120 --> 0:45:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Didn't know this is technically actually.

0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:22.040
<v Speaker 4>No, this is actually both both of them do this.

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Technically speaking, the instrument like like the actual like credit

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:27.680
<v Speaker 2>default swap or whatever, is made by the shadow banks,

0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 2>but then they're brought by the regular banks.

0:45:29.600 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm starting to think that the bank starts the shadow

0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:34.840
<v Speaker 3>banks and then all of this is just fake and bad.

0:45:35.360 --> 0:45:36.200
<v Speaker 4>Like so here's the thing.

0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing about these systems, right, is that, like

0:45:38.520 --> 0:45:40.800
<v Speaker 2>a lot of the original literature on it was considering

0:45:40.840 --> 0:45:43.560
<v Speaker 2>them separate. But it's like no, like the regular banks

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:45.520
<v Speaker 2>are making their own shadow banks do these things. They're

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:48.279
<v Speaker 2>all involved in these assets. They're also investing in the

0:45:48.280 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 2>shadow banks, which is the problem we're having right now.

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:52.919
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's the same guy. He just like turns

0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:54.680
<v Speaker 3>his chair around at his desk and he's like, now

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:55.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm shadow bank Todd.

0:45:56.040 --> 0:46:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, and sometimes it's that sometimes they're legitimately is

0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:02.840
<v Speaker 2>other entities they work with, but yeah, but there's still.

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:04.920
<v Speaker 3>It's still a bank engaging. So it's like all these

0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:07.239
<v Speaker 3>are non banking practices. Yeah, but the bank is doing

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:07.839
<v Speaker 3>it well.

0:46:07.880 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 4>But here's the thing.

0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:10.440
<v Speaker 2>The important part for that though, is that like the

0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:13.279
<v Speaker 2>non bank also can do this with other non banks.

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Even better even Yeah, right, once we're once we're talking

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:19.120
<v Speaker 3>about chadow banking, Like the real bank should not be

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:21.680
<v Speaker 3>in the room, like go home, Wells Fargo, you don't

0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:22.800
<v Speaker 3>belong here, you're drunk.

0:46:23.040 --> 0:46:25.640
<v Speaker 4>No, but like they're funding all of this, right, If

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:26.080
<v Speaker 4>the real.

0:46:25.960 --> 0:46:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Bank is involved with the shadow banking, that means like

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 3>I can't opt out of being involved in this because

0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 3>they hit my money.

0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what we were talking about that at

0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 2>the top that like so some of these like bank

0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:36.960
<v Speaker 2>banks had to like stop their withdrawals.

0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:38.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, one of those, by the way, was JP Morgan.

0:46:39.160 --> 0:46:41.640
<v Speaker 2>But that's a real bank. Yep. They're involved in the

0:46:41.640 --> 0:46:45.480
<v Speaker 2>shadow banking shit, so they they are exposed to when

0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:48.000
<v Speaker 2>they're like fucking seven hundred million dollar loon to like

0:46:48.040 --> 0:46:48.920
<v Speaker 2>a fucking actually went home.

0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:50.200
<v Speaker 4>Which one was the seven hundred million.

0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Dollar I think a seven hundred million dollar loan that

0:46:52.360 --> 0:46:55.440
<v Speaker 2>went under was the one that was to a subprime

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:56.960
<v Speaker 2>auto loan company.

0:46:57.360 --> 0:46:58.719
<v Speaker 3>That's a bad investment.

0:46:58.960 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 4>It evil.

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:04.240
<v Speaker 3>It's so, why am I trusting all of my money

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:06.160
<v Speaker 3>that I have in this world? I'm letting this guy

0:47:06.200 --> 0:47:09.000
<v Speaker 3>hold on to it, who's obviously not good with fucking money.

0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, because the FDIC is ensuring it.

0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Why are you in charge of Why are you in

0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:16.759
<v Speaker 3>charge of having the money? You obviously don't make great

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:19.800
<v Speaker 3>financial decisions because you invested seven hundred million dollars in

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:21.200
<v Speaker 3>subprime auto loans.

0:47:22.600 --> 0:47:25.040
<v Speaker 2>So, Mollie, this, this is the This is the point

0:47:25.040 --> 0:47:27.960
<v Speaker 2>where we need to bring debt the first five thousand

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:30.239
<v Speaker 2>years back into this and emphasize the extent to which

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:33.600
<v Speaker 2>the financial class has always been deeply connected to the military,

0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:36.560
<v Speaker 2>and why has always been deconnected to war financing.

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:40.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm starting to realize that this is all very bad.

0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:41.280
<v Speaker 2>It's very bad.

0:47:41.360 --> 0:47:42.120
<v Speaker 4>It's all very bad.

0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:44.879
<v Speaker 2>And this is this is to some extent why right

0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:47.680
<v Speaker 2>like part part of what right wing conspiracism about the

0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:51.879
<v Speaker 2>financial system is is that like these people are, like

0:47:51.880 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 2>like the right wiggers, like these people are there's like

0:47:53.680 --> 0:47:56.200
<v Speaker 2>a baseline level of anti semitism, like in the US

0:47:56.400 --> 0:47:58.560
<v Speaker 2>right because it is a is a Christian society that

0:47:58.680 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 2>is just like what fuck happens there? And these people

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 2>are like, Okay, we can channel all of the anger

0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:08.840
<v Speaker 2>at like, Oh, my gode By fucking house got stolen

0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:11.960
<v Speaker 2>by the bank because because they were betting on the

0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:13.120
<v Speaker 2>mortgage to fail.

0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:15.480
<v Speaker 3>And I still understand why that's legal.

0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, all of these right wing conspiracies do is

0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:19.640
<v Speaker 2>they look at that shit and they go, oh, well

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:21.080
<v Speaker 2>it was the Jews and it's like but no, like

0:48:21.560 --> 0:48:23.719
<v Speaker 2>fuck off, like these are all no, it was the

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:25.360
<v Speaker 2>band and the other thing. And this is actually a

0:48:25.360 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 2>really important thing that's not well understood here is that

0:48:27.719 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 2>like the actual people who run these fucking banks and

0:48:30.320 --> 0:48:32.439
<v Speaker 2>the people who work at them are all fucking white

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Christian dipshits.

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:36.879
<v Speaker 4>This is like a really really like persistent issue.

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:38.920
<v Speaker 2>That everyone fucking has, which is that like one of

0:48:38.960 --> 0:48:41.000
<v Speaker 2>one of the great successes of anti Semitism was like

0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:44.000
<v Speaker 2>creating the image of the banker as a Jewish person.

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:46.759
<v Speaker 2>And no, they're not the bay Like I fucking went

0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:48.200
<v Speaker 2>to school with these people. They're all a bunch of

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:51.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking white frat bros. They're fucking white Christian frat bros.

0:48:51.200 --> 0:48:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, you University of Chicago.

0:48:53.000 --> 0:48:55.120
<v Speaker 3>You have a degree in economics in the University of Chicago.

0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 2>No fact, I have an anthropology degree, Thank you very much.

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I took a not a fucking fake degree, like the

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:03.400
<v Speaker 2>stupid econ bullshit.

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:06.360
<v Speaker 3>I would say, that's actually so evil to study economics.

0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:08.239
<v Speaker 3>It's so hidio Picago, you probably met some of the

0:49:08.239 --> 0:49:09.520
<v Speaker 3>most evil people.

0:49:09.640 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 2>On the most I was just like in a dorm

0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:14.080
<v Speaker 2>with them. Okay, so but you saw that I know

0:49:14.120 --> 0:49:16.359
<v Speaker 2>all these people. Yeah, and like it is not it

0:49:16.400 --> 0:49:18.120
<v Speaker 2>is not a bunch of Jewish people. It's it's a

0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:20.399
<v Speaker 2>bunch of Christian frat bros. Like that's like the thing

0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 2>that's actually going on. There's actually a whole One day

0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:26.080
<v Speaker 2>I will write behind the Bastard's episode about leverage buyouts

0:49:26.120 --> 0:49:29.040
<v Speaker 2>and about how like there was like a Jewish guy

0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:31.759
<v Speaker 2>who kind of like like did a lot of the

0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 2>inventing stuff, but him breaking into the banking thing was

0:49:35.040 --> 0:49:37.400
<v Speaker 2>like a whole thing because there was so much anti Semitism,

0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 2>because all of the banking sector was run by all

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:45.400
<v Speaker 2>of the fucking like weird dipshit like CIA, like like

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:46.799
<v Speaker 2>wasp motherfuckers.

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:50.560
<v Speaker 3>I mean, the Mormons have a huge hedge.

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Fund yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So, like the what is it? I read an

0:49:54.000 --> 0:49:55.880
<v Speaker 3>article about the Hedge Fund that the Mormons operate like

0:49:56.360 --> 0:49:58.719
<v Speaker 3>they have their like best and brightest finance bros. Like,

0:49:58.760 --> 0:50:01.239
<v Speaker 3>you know, Mormons do their to your if you're really

0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 3>good at finance your mission, that you don't have to

0:50:03.960 --> 0:50:05.640
<v Speaker 3>go to South America and like tell people about the

0:50:05.640 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 3>Book of Mormon. You can work at the Hedge Fund

0:50:07.280 --> 0:50:07.880
<v Speaker 3>as a mission.

0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:08.960
<v Speaker 4>It's a nightmare.

0:50:09.400 --> 0:50:10.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing a hedge funds for God.

0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:50:11.200 --> 0:50:15.879
<v Speaker 4>That's ASA's a shadow bank by the way, yep, it's great.

0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:20.400
<v Speaker 2>So okay, okay, coming back to this again, right, so

0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:22.799
<v Speaker 2>we're talking about like what causes two thousand and eight

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:25.719
<v Speaker 2>and how do these shadow banks like do this? And

0:50:26.160 --> 0:50:29.319
<v Speaker 2>the answer is that they've turned all of these mortgages

0:50:29.360 --> 0:50:33.520
<v Speaker 2>into these like fake securities they can trade, right, they

0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:37.640
<v Speaker 2>package them all together and they find out something really crucial,

0:50:37.840 --> 0:50:39.600
<v Speaker 2>which is that if they throw a bunch of loans

0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:42.000
<v Speaker 2>that they obviously know are going to fail together and

0:50:42.120 --> 0:50:44.160
<v Speaker 2>send them to a regulatory agency. And by the way,

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:46.319
<v Speaker 2>all of these like bonds that they're issuing have like

0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:48.919
<v Speaker 2>grades based on supposed to be like how safe they.

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:50.759
<v Speaker 4>Are, and they figure out about that.

0:50:50.880 --> 0:50:52.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they figure out that they can send a

0:50:52.760 --> 0:50:55.239
<v Speaker 2>bunch of really shitty bonds. But if they package enough

0:50:55.239 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 2>shitty bonds together, they could send them to the regulators,

0:50:57.960 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 2>and the regulators would have would evaluate some of them

0:51:00.560 --> 0:51:02.759
<v Speaker 2>as being good, and then you could sell the good

0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:05.799
<v Speaker 2>ones to your pension fund because I thought it was

0:51:05.840 --> 0:51:11.160
<v Speaker 2>a good bond and it made money. That's just lie.

0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 2>And then and then yes, and yes, and then and

0:51:14.000 --> 0:51:16.840
<v Speaker 2>then behind the scenes, right, all of these fucking companies,

0:51:16.840 --> 0:51:19.680
<v Speaker 2>all these shadow banks, all the regular banks, they're all

0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:22.279
<v Speaker 2>doing these. They're all doing these credit default swaps, right,

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:24.279
<v Speaker 2>so they're all betting on which ones of these are

0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:24.799
<v Speaker 2>going to fail.

0:51:24.920 --> 0:51:27.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm putting all of these boys in time out. I'm

0:51:27.400 --> 0:51:28.680
<v Speaker 3>gonna put them in the bottom.

0:51:28.360 --> 0:51:29.840
<v Speaker 4>Of a pit so evil.

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:33.000
<v Speaker 2>And they start they start doing these, making these like

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:36.480
<v Speaker 2>even more complicated instruments right where. Now what they're what

0:51:36.520 --> 0:51:39.200
<v Speaker 2>they're selling to you isn't just the package of mortgages.

0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:42.480
<v Speaker 2>They're also selling you the credit default swaps with the loan.

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.840
<v Speaker 2>So theoretically, what's happening is like they've created an instrument that,

0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 2>regardless of what happens to the loan, you make money.

0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:51.680
<v Speaker 3>That's not how anything works. No, it's bullshit.

0:51:51.840 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 2>It's so obviously bullshit.

0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:56.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm made of this fake thing where no matter what happens,

0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:58.840
<v Speaker 3>I get rich. That's cool. I would love to do that.

0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:01.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And nobody was like, wait, well, I mean sometime

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:03.640
<v Speaker 2>a couple of people were, but like, like, people didn't

0:52:03.840 --> 0:52:06.399
<v Speaker 2>just be like wait, hold on, no, obviously you can't

0:52:06.440 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 2>make an asset that makes money regardless of whether the

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:10.520
<v Speaker 2>thing fails or not.

0:52:10.680 --> 0:52:13.360
<v Speaker 3>I invented a money machine, Like that's fucking ridiculous.

0:52:13.400 --> 0:52:15.520
<v Speaker 2>And then eventually yeah, it was like, no, they ran

0:52:15.520 --> 0:52:16.680
<v Speaker 2>out of fucking mortgages.

0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:19.520
<v Speaker 2>One of the ways that the blame for this was

0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:22.960
<v Speaker 2>deflected onto regular people was that they blamed the banks

0:52:23.280 --> 0:52:25.160
<v Speaker 2>or like they blamed regular people for like not being

0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:27.399
<v Speaker 2>able to pay the mortgages. But the thing is, by

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:28.839
<v Speaker 2>the time you get to the point where you're like

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:32.000
<v Speaker 2>packaging all that, you're betting on the mortgages. Right, if

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 2>you're a bank, even if you're the regular bank, you

0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:37.439
<v Speaker 2>don't make money off of like someone paying their mortgage back.

0:52:37.760 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 4>You make money on betting on the mortgages.

0:52:40.800 --> 0:52:43.560
<v Speaker 2>So you're incentivized to just keep giving out loans you

0:52:43.680 --> 0:52:46.120
<v Speaker 2>know won't happen because you can sell those loans off

0:52:46.160 --> 0:52:48.080
<v Speaker 2>to some other dipshit and then you and then you

0:52:48.120 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 2>can bet on those loans that they're going to fail

0:52:50.160 --> 0:52:50.919
<v Speaker 2>and you can make money.

0:52:50.960 --> 0:52:52.640
<v Speaker 4>And that's how you make your money because you're.

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:56.520
<v Speaker 3>You're not a bank anymore. You're a bookie who's cheating.

0:52:57.320 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:52:58.239 --> 0:52:59.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't think that's good Mia.

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:04.360
<v Speaker 2>No, this was the entire fucking financial system. We just

0:53:04.440 --> 0:53:06.160
<v Speaker 2>let these people stay in power.

0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:08.879
<v Speaker 3>And I'm just supposed to just continue living my life

0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:09.279
<v Speaker 3>like this.

0:53:10.320 --> 0:53:13.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why looking at this and then and

0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:14.839
<v Speaker 2>then learning that all of these.

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:16.640
<v Speaker 4>People got fucking bailed up by the government and none

0:53:16.680 --> 0:53:17.440
<v Speaker 4>of them went to prison.

0:53:17.680 --> 0:53:20.880
<v Speaker 3>And do they know they're cheating liars who are faking

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 3>and making it up? Or are they like so high

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:24.560
<v Speaker 3>on their own supply they're like They're like, no, bro, no,

0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:26.200
<v Speaker 3>but this is totally gonna work. It's totally gonna work.

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, here's the thing. Some of them know and some

0:53:29.400 --> 0:53:30.640
<v Speaker 2>of them don't.

0:53:30.480 --> 0:53:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Because some of them believe that this is cool.

0:53:32.560 --> 0:53:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like some some of them legitimately thought that this

0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:35.719
<v Speaker 2>was just going to work.

0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Forefft, Like, do they believe their negative money, backed by

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:42.080
<v Speaker 3>other fake money, backed by the idea of promises of

0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:43.720
<v Speaker 3>fake money. They think that's money.

0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yep, well thought was gonna work.

0:53:46.120 --> 0:53:46.440
<v Speaker 5>It's not.

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:46.960
<v Speaker 3>It's not.

0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Nope, And it turned out to not be any fucking money,

0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:53.319
<v Speaker 2>and it blew up again, like entire countries, countries were

0:53:53.360 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 2>buying these, they went bankrupt.

0:53:55.600 --> 0:54:00.480
<v Speaker 3>So like this is less real than a board ape, nft.

0:54:01.040 --> 0:54:05.480
<v Speaker 3>And that's really saying something. It's it's astonishing because at

0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:07.319
<v Speaker 3>least the at least I can look at least I

0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:09.400
<v Speaker 3>can look at the picture of the monkey. I can't

0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:09.879
<v Speaker 3>look at.

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:11.879
<v Speaker 2>This no, like it like you can't look at the

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:15.040
<v Speaker 2>bet you're making on whether and whether monkey go down, Like.

0:54:15.040 --> 0:54:17.719
<v Speaker 3>It's like like all my apes gone.

0:54:18.120 --> 0:54:20.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but it's suppressing because the entire world is just

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:21.319
<v Speaker 4>this Now.

0:54:21.400 --> 0:54:22.879
<v Speaker 2>It's a shit the banks were doing where you're betting

0:54:22.880 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 2>on whether mortgage would a feel, but now it's your

0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:26.879
<v Speaker 2>betting on whether like what day we're going to drop

0:54:26.880 --> 0:54:27.359
<v Speaker 2>a bomb on.

0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:30.719
<v Speaker 3>A run, Like nothing is real and everything is gambling.

0:54:31.040 --> 0:54:34.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, And this is you know, what I would

0:54:34.920 --> 0:54:38.240
<v Speaker 2>call a sort of terminal crisis stage of capitalism where alike.

0:54:38.120 --> 0:54:41.160
<v Speaker 3>Because everything is so divorced from any material reality, from

0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 3>any good or service, Like.

0:54:43.440 --> 0:54:45.000
<v Speaker 2>There is a limit to which you can run an

0:54:45.120 --> 0:54:47.400
<v Speaker 2>entire economy that is purely based on gambling.

0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:49.960
<v Speaker 4>Like, they're just there's a limit and we're going to

0:54:50.040 --> 0:54:51.480
<v Speaker 4>hit it. Really so that's God.

0:54:51.600 --> 0:54:53.360
<v Speaker 3>That's got to break, right.

0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:56.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, it's going to break. It's good to break spectacularly.

0:54:56.440 --> 0:54:58.200
<v Speaker 2>However, Comma, I do have.

0:54:58.200 --> 0:54:59.560
<v Speaker 4>Good news for you.

0:54:59.440 --> 0:55:00.640
<v Speaker 3>You don't, I do.

0:55:00.800 --> 0:55:04.919
<v Speaker 2>I have good news you now actually understand what non

0:55:04.960 --> 0:55:06.560
<v Speaker 2>bank financial intermediation is.

0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:07.600
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't.

0:55:09.360 --> 0:55:11.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to walk you through it. You actually do.

0:55:11.960 --> 0:55:15.279
<v Speaker 2>So, I'm going to quote the IMS definition of non

0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 2>bank financial intermediation. Quote all entities outside the regulated banking

0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:26.480
<v Speaker 2>system that perform the core banking functions credit intermediation, that

0:55:26.640 --> 0:55:29.239
<v Speaker 2>is taking money from savers and letting it to borrowers.

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:34.759
<v Speaker 2>The four key aspects of intermediation are maturity, transformation. We

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:37.120
<v Speaker 2>know this one, right, This is this is what the

0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:37.680
<v Speaker 2>bank does.

0:55:37.760 --> 0:55:40.520
<v Speaker 3>The loan gets older. Yeah yeah, you gets paid back

0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 3>over time.

0:55:41.320 --> 0:55:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well it's you you turn your short term thing

0:55:44.520 --> 0:55:46.479
<v Speaker 2>into a long term investment, or you.

0:55:46.400 --> 0:55:47.000
<v Speaker 4>Do the opposite.

0:55:47.080 --> 0:55:47.960
<v Speaker 3>Opposite, it's not good.

0:55:48.600 --> 0:55:51.960
<v Speaker 2>They're both kind of a disaster, but like yeah, yeah, no,

0:55:52.040 --> 0:55:53.800
<v Speaker 2>the opposite is kind of how we got.

0:55:53.680 --> 0:55:58.080
<v Speaker 4>Into this mess. There's liquidity transformation, which we know this too.

0:55:58.200 --> 0:56:01.120
<v Speaker 3>It's turned turning money into a thing that's not money.

0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:03.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, or turning not money into a thing you can

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 4>buy burger with.

0:56:04.280 --> 0:56:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, we got this.

0:56:07.040 --> 0:56:08.399
<v Speaker 4>Leverage we also know.

0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:10.959
<v Speaker 2>This, which is you go into a bunch of debt

0:56:10.960 --> 0:56:15.600
<v Speaker 2>to buy something else. And then there's credit risk transfer,

0:56:15.680 --> 0:56:17.560
<v Speaker 2>which we know that one too. It's the betting market.

0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 2>We're supposedly swapping the risk by both of you two

0:56:23.520 --> 0:56:25.359
<v Speaker 2>are now betting on whether this thing is going to fail.

0:56:25.600 --> 0:56:28.640
<v Speaker 3>So it sounds like even just like regular banking is

0:56:28.800 --> 0:56:30.360
<v Speaker 3>kind of just gambling now.

0:56:30.480 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 4>Yep, yep, yep.

0:56:32.560 --> 0:56:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Well and it's fun too. So this is the thing

0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:36.600
<v Speaker 2>that you used to be talked about more and isn't now.

0:56:36.680 --> 0:56:40.680
<v Speaker 2>But like most of like like the world's corporations are

0:56:40.719 --> 0:56:43.719
<v Speaker 2>also basically this now, like this has been a thing

0:56:43.719 --> 0:56:45.799
<v Speaker 2>for a while. It's like the auto manufacturers don't make

0:56:45.800 --> 0:56:47.680
<v Speaker 2>their money off of cars, I mean they sort of do.

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:49.160
<v Speaker 2>They make some money off cars, or like most of

0:56:49.160 --> 0:56:50.880
<v Speaker 2>what they make their money off of is like the

0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:54.520
<v Speaker 2>forward finance company, which is like the auto loans thing.

0:56:54.800 --> 0:56:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh and then the auto loans thing trades a bunch

0:56:57.360 --> 0:56:59.520
<v Speaker 2>of like does all of this other financial bullshit to

0:56:59.520 --> 0:57:00.000
<v Speaker 2>make money?

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:02.600
<v Speaker 3>So, like, I don't think that's a good idea.

0:57:03.360 --> 0:57:05.040
<v Speaker 4>That's that's what capitalism is.

0:57:05.480 --> 0:57:10.879
<v Speaker 3>So everything, everything is fully reliant on this like.

0:57:10.920 --> 0:57:11.960
<v Speaker 4>Stupid gambling bullshit.

0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Emperor is wearing no clothes. Economy yep. And if anybody,

0:57:16.600 --> 0:57:19.160
<v Speaker 3>if anybody points out that none of this is connected

0:57:19.160 --> 0:57:21.920
<v Speaker 3>to a material reality, everything falls apart.

0:57:22.160 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 4>Well, here's the thing.

0:57:23.200 --> 0:57:25.080
<v Speaker 2>The thing that solves everything for falling apart is that

0:57:25.120 --> 0:57:27.000
<v Speaker 2>the one thing you can do with your money is

0:57:27.040 --> 0:57:29.960
<v Speaker 2>turn it into gun. Now I'm listening, and that's what

0:57:30.000 --> 0:57:32.760
<v Speaker 2>stops of falling apart, right, because now I'm listening. And

0:57:32.880 --> 0:57:35.080
<v Speaker 2>this is also a sort of graverism. But it's like

0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:38.560
<v Speaker 2>behind every bank is a man with a gun because

0:57:38.720 --> 0:57:41.479
<v Speaker 2>the reason that this money is even sort of real

0:57:41.680 --> 0:57:45.080
<v Speaker 2>is that the bank can like you, like the police

0:57:45.400 --> 0:57:46.960
<v Speaker 2>will come get you.

0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:49.520
<v Speaker 4>Right, like men with guns will appear, and that coerce

0:57:49.560 --> 0:57:50.240
<v Speaker 4>you to pay shit.

0:57:50.680 --> 0:57:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:57:50.960 --> 0:57:56.000
<v Speaker 3>But what if what if instead of burger we bought gun?

0:57:57.040 --> 0:57:59.320
<v Speaker 2>You know, Like this is what is broadly referred to

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:03.320
<v Speaker 2>as the revolution is it is broadly considered a negative

0:58:03.320 --> 0:58:05.760
<v Speaker 2>by the financial sector. It is broadly considered a positive

0:58:05.840 --> 0:58:07.240
<v Speaker 2>by everyone the fuck else.

0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:08.160
<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's not true.

0:58:08.200 --> 0:58:10.480
<v Speaker 2>It's not considered a positive by like, I guess, the

0:58:10.480 --> 0:58:13.120
<v Speaker 2>people who own regular businesses. And this is like this

0:58:13.200 --> 0:58:16.400
<v Speaker 2>shit that like, you know, it was kind of less

0:58:16.480 --> 0:58:19.160
<v Speaker 2>unhinged back then, but like if you go read the.

0:58:19.120 --> 0:58:20.960
<v Speaker 4>People who were like doing this shit in like the

0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 4>early nineteen hundreds, if you read the writing, it's all

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:26.400
<v Speaker 4>them being like, oh yeah, no, by the way, like

0:58:26.720 --> 0:58:29.280
<v Speaker 4>a bunch of banks just like turned the entire Ottoman

0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:31.840
<v Speaker 4>empire into like a debt peon, and now their entire

0:58:31.880 --> 0:58:34.640
<v Speaker 4>economy is just dedicated to paying off these fucking loans.

0:58:34.840 --> 0:58:37.840
<v Speaker 4>And this is like hideously fucking evil. Like they're all

0:58:37.880 --> 0:58:39.160
<v Speaker 4>complaining about the same shit.

0:58:39.440 --> 0:58:42.440
<v Speaker 3>And the important lesson we learned from that, The important

0:58:42.480 --> 0:58:45.120
<v Speaker 3>lesson we learned from that was to do it more

0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:50.000
<v Speaker 3>more oh yeah, yeah yeah, to invent increasingly more complicated

0:58:50.040 --> 0:58:51.360
<v Speaker 3>ways of doing that.

0:58:51.880 --> 0:58:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And like this this is why the term third

0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:58.040
<v Speaker 2>world is a slur, because because instead of being a

0:58:58.040 --> 0:59:00.680
<v Speaker 2>political movement, because those the countries in the political movement

0:59:00.720 --> 0:59:03.000
<v Speaker 2>that was called the Third World movement, all of their

0:59:03.040 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 2>economies got fucking annihilated because they had these like loans

0:59:06.440 --> 0:59:09.520
<v Speaker 2>whose interest rate could change, and the US jacked up

0:59:09.520 --> 0:59:12.280
<v Speaker 2>all the interest rates and so suddenly their loans were

0:59:12.360 --> 0:59:14.720
<v Speaker 2>like like the amount you had to like pay on

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:17.560
<v Speaker 2>the loans it went from like twenty percent or something

0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:19.880
<v Speaker 2>to like fifty or one hundred or some shit. And

0:59:20.360 --> 0:59:22.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, and like in these countries have never recovered,

0:59:22.120 --> 0:59:26.120
<v Speaker 2>like Nigeria has never really economically recovered from the shit that.

0:59:26.040 --> 0:59:26.560
<v Speaker 4>Happened to them.

0:59:26.640 --> 0:59:28.680
<v Speaker 2>This This is why a whole bunch of Latin America

0:59:28.880 --> 0:59:30.720
<v Speaker 2>is like this too, Like it was like why there's

0:59:30.760 --> 0:59:33.200
<v Speaker 2>so much sort of like writing systemic poverty is that

0:59:33.880 --> 0:59:37.959
<v Speaker 2>the economies were entirely transformed into machines to like pay

0:59:38.000 --> 0:59:40.160
<v Speaker 2>back these fucking debts taken out by these dictators.

0:59:40.920 --> 0:59:42.400
<v Speaker 4>This is the whole fucking economy now.

0:59:42.440 --> 0:59:45.760
<v Speaker 2>And you know, there's other shadow banks that do other

0:59:45.880 --> 0:59:48.440
<v Speaker 2>kind of completely unhand shit, right And I've been focusing

0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:50.440
<v Speaker 2>this week on like specifically the kind that blew up

0:59:50.440 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 2>the economy in two thousand and eight, But there's another

0:59:53.400 --> 0:59:56.000
<v Speaker 2>kind that's like blowing up the economy right now, which

0:59:56.000 --> 0:59:58.920
<v Speaker 2>is called private credit, which is I mentioned this briefly earlier,

0:59:58.960 --> 1:00:02.720
<v Speaker 2>but private credit is and these like unregulated companies that

1:00:02.760 --> 1:00:06.120
<v Speaker 2>are not banks give out unregulated loans with unknown terms

1:00:06.160 --> 1:00:08.880
<v Speaker 2>to other companies, and then those loans go to shit,

1:00:08.960 --> 1:00:10.680
<v Speaker 2>and there's a whole bunch of ways that can blow up,

1:00:10.680 --> 1:00:12.600
<v Speaker 2>including by the way, these companies are funding a bunch

1:00:12.640 --> 1:00:13.560
<v Speaker 2>of the AI bubble.

1:00:13.760 --> 1:00:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh and that's a great investment. It's great, you know,

1:00:16.440 --> 1:00:19.520
<v Speaker 3>because much much like a mortgage, there's a real physical

1:00:19.560 --> 1:00:22.800
<v Speaker 3>thing like a house involved, Right, it's not just vibes.

1:00:23.160 --> 1:00:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh molly molly.

1:00:24.800 --> 1:00:26.840
<v Speaker 4>They those motherfuckers. I'm gonna talk about this a bit.

1:00:26.880 --> 1:00:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I might have had just run on for this part

1:00:28.360 --> 1:00:30.600
<v Speaker 2>of it too, just because like ED does this all

1:00:30.600 --> 1:00:33.560
<v Speaker 2>the time. But like those motherfuckers out there selling securities

1:00:33.560 --> 1:00:39.480
<v Speaker 2>that are backed by fucking graphics cards, like at least

1:00:39.680 --> 1:00:41.720
<v Speaker 2>the more I can't believe I'm fucking saying this, but

1:00:41.800 --> 1:00:45.320
<v Speaker 2>like at least the mortgage backed securities, like there was

1:00:45.360 --> 1:00:47.600
<v Speaker 2>a house you could steal to get your money back

1:00:48.880 --> 1:00:50.400
<v Speaker 2>graphics cards ball.

1:00:50.200 --> 1:00:54.360
<v Speaker 3>All my apes aren't my oh my apes are gone.

1:00:54.960 --> 1:00:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Like there's other ones that like it's it's so bad,

1:00:58.400 --> 1:01:04.440
<v Speaker 2>it's just bad. But that's for another time, because it

1:01:04.560 --> 1:01:07.680
<v Speaker 2>is late as fuck and we are out of here. Mollie.

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Thank you for sitting and enduring an hour

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<v Speaker 2>of you knowing what a shadow bank is.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I almost know what a bank is. I'm still

1:01:16.680 --> 1:01:18.320
<v Speaker 3>working on the rest of it, but I think I'm

1:01:18.320 --> 1:01:19.040
<v Speaker 3>getting closer.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe in you. I think we've made for a

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<v Speaker 4>progress today.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you can kind of understand what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>When this sector explodes again in like two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll have to explain it to me again.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I will be happy to.

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