1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Cool Zone Media. 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 2: Welcome to it could happen here podcasts where a bunch 3 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 2: of incredibly convoluted and very silly financial instruments to shore 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 2: the entire world economy. I am your host, Bia Wong, 5 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 2: and with me today is someone who does not spend 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,760 Speaker 2: all of her time deep in the bowels of arcane 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 2: bullshit written by different Federal Reserve boards, and that is 8 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 2: Maldy Conger, who is the host of the absolutely delightful 9 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 2: I mean, okay, I guess this is a who is 10 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 2: really winning here kind of christ in terms of the things. 11 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 3: Research, Yeah, you spent a lot of time reading stuff 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 3: written by Federal Reserve guys. I read a lot of 13 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 3: stuff written by guys who want to kill the Federal 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 3: Reserve guys. 15 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. 16 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 3: I still don't know what the Federal Reserve is, and 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 3: I'm not gonna find out. 18 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 2: You know, I don't actually think knowing what Federal Reserve 19 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,959 Speaker 2: is somehow. 20 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 3: It doesn't change anything. 21 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 2: And I don't think it's actually relevant to this app 22 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 2: I mean it kind of. It's obviously it's relevant to everything. 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 3: But means to say is the reason I'm here is 24 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 3: because I don't know what the economy is, and at 25 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,959 Speaker 3: this point, I'm afraid to find out. 26 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 4: And unfortunately your worst fears are happening. 27 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 3: Don't worry. By the end of this I will not understand. 28 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 4: I am going to attempt to explain the economy, and 29 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 4: by by the economy, I mean shadow banking. Yeah. 30 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 2: Also, before before I go into this, though, you should, 31 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 2: you should listen to Weird Little Guys. It is It's 32 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,559 Speaker 2: it's really good. I like it all my friends really 33 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 2: like it. 34 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 3: Thank you. 35 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's somehow a nice comma kind of relaxing show 36 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 2: about neo Nazis. 37 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 3: So that's very chill vibes. Yeah for a show about 38 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 3: guys who are trying to like blow up school bus. 39 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 5: Yes, yep. 40 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 4: So all right, you know I'm reading this. I'm looking 41 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 4: over the script. 42 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 2: Miraculously this isn't a wait hold on, I think I 43 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 2: cut the part. 44 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 4: Where people blew up school buses. 45 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 2: There was legitimately a segment in here that I might 46 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 2: put back in or someone blows up a school bus. 47 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 3: But what a crossover event. 48 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh boy, the Saudi is really good at 49 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 2: that shit. It turns out, uh okay, okay, But let 50 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 2: let's get back to the topic at hand, which is 51 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 2: what is shadow banking, and why does it matter to 52 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 2: all of us people who live in the normal real 53 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 2: world and not in fake finance world. 54 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,959 Speaker 3: Does it have anything to do with shadow wolves? Unfortately, 55 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 3: note what about shadow facts? 56 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:43,799 Speaker 2: Sadly, actually, there probably is a connection between the financing 57 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 2: for the Lord of the Rings movies and shadow banking. 58 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 4: I'm just too tired to work it right now. 59 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 3: I've dragged us off track. We haven't even gotten on 60 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 3: track yet. What is shadow bank? 61 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 2: Okay, so the good news, the good news this is 62 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 2: this is the first it's not the last piece of 63 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 2: good news. We're gonna ge this episode, but come the 64 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 2: definition used by most non academics is actually not that bad. 65 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 4: There's a pretty good. 66 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 2: It's very wishy washy because it's a congressional report and 67 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 2: so it's specifically not supposed to be taking a stance 68 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 2: in either direction on anything, because it's it's the Congressional 69 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 2: Review Office, and they're supposed to be neutral, et cetera, 70 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 2: et cetera. Allegedly, yeah, right, you know, and like obviously 71 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 2: they're not, but like you know, it's like kind of 72 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: fine congressional report on the subject, and they do the 73 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 2: thing that almost everyone does, which is they go back 74 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 2: to the definition created by the Financial Stability Board, and 75 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna quote that because it's 76 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 2: not that bad. Quote financial activities facilitated by institutions other 77 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 2: than central banks, banks or public financial institutions. 78 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 3: So it's banking that doesn't involve a bank. Yeah, canceled, 79 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 3: I'm out. I'm out already. 80 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 4: Yes. 81 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: And they don't mean like me loaning you twenty dollars, no, no, no, 82 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 3: of course not. They just mean unregulated banking. Oh yeah, 83 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 3: which you can't legally call banking. 84 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 2: I mean you actually can't legally call it banking. It's 85 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 2: just things get weird really quickly. 86 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not a bank understander, but I know, 87 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,919 Speaker 3: at least in Virginia, you can't incorporate a business that 88 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 3: has the word bank in the title unless you are 89 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 3: legally a bank, because that's like misleading. 90 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they can legally call themselves a bank, 91 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 2: but I guess you can call it banking activity. 92 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 3: That's stupid in a matter already. 93 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, you're going to get so much more mad 94 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 2: by the end of this. So the base definition is 95 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,799 Speaker 2: it's not that complicated, right, It's something that does banking 96 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 2: stuff that is legally not a bank, you know, And 97 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 2: so we could talk about what kinds of things is this, right, 98 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 2: it's like private equity firms, it's hedge funds, it's venture 99 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 2: capital firms. 100 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 3: So it's like evil stuff that ruins the world for 101 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 3: no reason except for like ten guys make money. Yeah. 102 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 2: But it's also you know, pension funds. It's like insurance companies. 103 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 2: It's sovereign wealth funds, business development companies, repot markets, broker dealers, 104 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 2: special investment vehicles, securitization vehicles, money market mutual funds, assay 105 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 2: backed commercial paper conduits. 106 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 3: Hey thing, bud. Most of those things you just said 107 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 3: to me are fake and they make me upset. 108 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 2: It's really bad. 109 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,839 Speaker 3: Sovereign wealth funds. Shut up, that's not that's nothing. I 110 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 3: still you know, all these all these things are just 111 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 3: like different ways of saying like you're poor and you're 112 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 3: gonna die. 113 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 4: Yeah. 114 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,919 Speaker 2: I mean, the funny thing is sovereign wealth fund is 115 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 2: like kind of a less fake one in that it's 116 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,039 Speaker 2: like fake, Hey, this is like a fake. It's the well, 117 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 2: it's like this is the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has 118 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 2: pooled all of the money it's gotten from. It's like 119 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 2: horrific crimes and put them together into one giant thing, 120 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 2: and that's a sovereign wealth fund. 121 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 3: Oh so it's good, it's what you mean. 122 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 2: No, I am a notable. There is, by the way, 123 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 2: a camp of people who believe that sovereign wealth funds 124 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 2: are like a social list thing and that you could 125 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 2: use them to do socialism. 126 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 3: I'm going to jump out the window. 127 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 2: I think this is so stupid. Yeah, this is we 128 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 2: haven't even gotten into the nightmare stuff. So remember I 129 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 2: was talking about the Financial Stability Board definition in that 130 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 2: congressional report right where it's like, okay, this is a 131 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 2: bank that does non banking stuff or a non bank 132 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 2: that does banking stuff. 133 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 3: Sorry, oh, I guess we should say I guess we 134 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: forgot to say at the top. The reason you're explaining 135 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 3: shadow banking to me is because we saw an article 136 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 3: last week that what those those not banks were putting 137 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:33,359 Speaker 3: a stop on withdrawals from their not banks and I 138 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 3: didn't know what that meant. 139 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazingly this this is so convoluted. 140 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 4: We're not even going to get to that this week. 141 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 2: Right, But like that's that's why we're explaining that's why, right, 142 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 2: there's like, yeah, there's like there was like a mini 143 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 2: bank run going on with these like shadow banks, no 144 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 2: stop banks. Yeah, so we're going to get into how 145 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 2: that can happen and why. But but before we get there, 146 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 2: we need to talk about all, right, to get a 147 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 2: sense of the complexity of this. Right, the Congressional report, 148 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 2: like the accepted terminology for this is not shadow banks, it. 149 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 3: Is, right, that can't be their official name. That's not 150 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 3: their government name. 151 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 2: No, it's it's non bank financial intermediation. 152 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 4: Now what the fuck is that? 153 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 2: And this is where this episode goes completely off the 154 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 2: rails because the components of what count as intermediation are 155 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 2: so complicated. I am not going to try to describe 156 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 2: it until literally the end of this. 157 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 3: I mean, is it like what is Venmo officially? Really? 158 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 3: Venmo's not a bank, but it provides like financial services. 159 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 2: Actually, I it by. 160 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 3: Because it's because it's like a financial intermediary. 161 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it might technically be a non bank. I 162 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 2: don't know what the regulatory structure is. 163 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 3: It's not legally about Yeah, I think I think that 164 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 3: technically is one score one for Molie. 165 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, but okay, so this is this is gonna get 166 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 2: really bad. Okay. So when I first started researching this episode, right, 167 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 2: the first thing that I click on is is the 168 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 2: Federal Reserves of how the shadow banking sector works compared 169 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 2: to the nomal banking sector. Molly, you have seen this 170 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,119 Speaker 2: because I posted it as a joke in our group chat. 171 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,679 Speaker 2: This chart. 172 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 4: I have like a very very large, like it is 173 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 4: like a big, normal ass size monitor that I like 174 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 4: to do my work on. I had to zoom in 175 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 4: to three hundred and eighty percent just to make out 176 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 4: the letters that label the boxes on this chart. If 177 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 4: you want to read it, you have to zoom into 178 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 4: five hundred percent. 179 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 3: That doesn't seem like a well made chart. 180 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 2: No, here's the thing, it's actually really good. It's just 181 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 2: this complicated. I learned later from a paper by Copenhagen 182 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 2: Business School professor Odny Helga Daughter. We're gonna come back 183 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 2: to Hellga Daughter's work a lot in this episode, but 184 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 2: I learned from from her because she has also experienced 185 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 2: seeing this same chart and going what the is this 186 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 2: fuck ass chart? I found out that the Federal Reserve 187 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,800 Speaker 2: recommends that in order to have the diagram be legible, 188 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 2: you're supposed to print this chart as a three foot 189 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 2: by four foot poster. 190 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense, like meeting style. But like we're 191 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 3: we're on easel. 192 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 2: Yeah right, But like again, this is this is a 193 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 2: diagram that he's just labeling the parts of the system 194 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 2: and making and making like a line that shows how 195 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 2: stuff moves through it. 196 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,319 Speaker 3: I guess I still don't know what we're talking about. 197 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is what we're going to get into 198 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 2: in a second. But first we have to talk about 199 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 2: something even more bleak, which is that. Oh yeah, by 200 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 2: the way, these like non banking bank things like these 201 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 2: like all these like venture capital firms, all these hedge funds, 202 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 2: all these fucking weird, ghoulish banks that are off banks. Uh. Yeah, 203 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 2: they have twice as many assets than the regular banking system. 204 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 3: Oh that doesn't seem good. 205 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,959 Speaker 4: Oh it's about to get worse. It's about to get worse, Molly. 206 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 3: That's that's like saying I keep seventy percent of the 207 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 3: food in my house outside on the porch, like it 208 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 3: goes in the fridge. 209 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 4: Oh oh, oh, it's so bad, it's so bad. 210 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 2: So okay, there's a pretty good congressional report that I 211 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 2: was talking about earlier that has this terrifying quote quote. 212 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:13,679 Speaker 2: As of twenty twenty three, the broad measured total financial 213 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 2: assets and narrow measure assets at nbfisis. 214 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 4: Is the shadow banks. 215 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 2: Reached eighty five point seven trillion dollars and twenty two 216 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 2: point two trillion dollars, respectively in the United States. 217 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,160 Speaker 3: But that's more than our GDP. 218 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 4: That's almost three times our GDP. 219 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 3: So that's a fake amount of money. Yes, that's not real. 220 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 2: At all, but it kind of is. Right, These compared 221 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:43,959 Speaker 2: to total financial assets of thirty one point one trillion 222 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,079 Speaker 2: dollars at banks in the same period. So again this 223 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 2: is this is almost three times our GDP in assets 224 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,199 Speaker 2: that they manage or control. 225 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 3: So where does the money live? 226 00:10:55,679 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 2: In a whole bunch of unbelievably calm, eluded bullshit like 227 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 2: combinations of like loans and real estate and stuff like 228 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 2: that real money. 229 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,680 Speaker 3: So like, okay, imagine this is schoolhouse rock and instead 230 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 3: of the singing bill, you're like a dollar bill, Like 231 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 3: where are you we are about to explain this where 232 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 3: does the money live? 233 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 4: Yeah? 234 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 2: So okay, okay, we're we are about one huge paragraphs 235 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 2: away from getting to this or like one paragraph Okay, 236 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,720 Speaker 2: So the other thing that's very important about this, and 237 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,400 Speaker 2: this is something Mollie was kind of touching out the 238 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,719 Speaker 2: beginning to get the appen So maybe I should have 239 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,439 Speaker 2: opened with this. Yeah, these people, these are the people 240 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,439 Speaker 2: who blew up the economy in two thousand and eight. 241 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're making stuff up. 242 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so, it's so bullshit, Molly, You're gonna get 243 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 2: so mad. 244 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 3: If this is Calvin Ball, fuck you I win. 245 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, it literally is. It's nonsense. It's gibberish. They're doing 246 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,240 Speaker 2: fucking betting markets with the entire world economy. 247 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,679 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we can all do that now. 248 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. It's like we now have the power 249 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,959 Speaker 2: to do the shit that destroyed the world economy in 250 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 2: two thousand and eight. So that The thing about shadow banking, 251 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:06,120 Speaker 2: and the reason why it's complicated to explain is that 252 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,360 Speaker 2: it's a catch all term for like a million types of. 253 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 4: Institutions that do different things. 254 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 2: Right, the commonality they have is that they're all not 255 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,600 Speaker 2: regulated by the banking regulations. 256 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 3: Right, It's like, we found a way to do financial 257 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 3: crime that's not illegal because they forgot to make this illegal. 258 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, but but the thing is it's 259 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:30,559 Speaker 2: so embedded into the system that, like the US debt 260 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 2: working is dependent on the shadow banks buying it. 261 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 3: Like I don't believe in that either, So I'm good. 262 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 4: Oh it's so fake, Molly. 263 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 2: I'm not even going to attempt to explain what an 264 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 2: overnight repo purchases to you, because it's the fakest thing 265 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,280 Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Where they make one trillion dollars exist 266 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,079 Speaker 2: overnight and then it stops existing at the end of 267 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:50,360 Speaker 2: the night. 268 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,320 Speaker 4: It's incredible. 269 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,680 Speaker 3: I love how much of the economy is based on 270 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,360 Speaker 3: guys just imagining stuff and agreeing on the thing they 271 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 3: imagined and then trading their imaginary tokens like this is 272 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,200 Speaker 3: fucking Pog's. 273 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 2: Yep, this is this, this, this is this is unfortunately 274 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,240 Speaker 2: what what our entire world is based on. It's so fun. 275 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 2: Oh god, Okay, So what is actually shadow banking? 276 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,440 Speaker 4: I've given you. 277 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,360 Speaker 2: Like the broadest definition possible, which is like it again, 278 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,800 Speaker 2: it's the it's doing bank ship without being a bank. 279 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 2: But let's go back to the beginning of the term, 280 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,840 Speaker 2: which is where most people tend to start or get 281 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 2: to eventually. This is from an IMF paper quote. The 282 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 2: term shadow bank was coined by economist Paul mccolly at 283 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 2: a two thousand and seven speech at the Annual Financial 284 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,839 Speaker 2: Symposium hosted by the Kansas City Federal Reserve Bank in 285 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:44,240 Speaker 2: Jackson Hole, Wyoming. And basically, it's institutions that borrow money 286 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 2: in the short term through money markets to finance long 287 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 2: term loans. But they aren't banks, so they can't go 288 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:51,679 Speaker 2: through the FED. 289 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,400 Speaker 3: They're financing loans with other loans. 290 00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna so from from from a not bank. 291 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, but the big loan is from a real bank, 292 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,199 Speaker 3: and then the little loan is from a fake bank. 293 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:03,360 Speaker 3: Give me none of the money is read. 294 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, Okay, we're going to get there. 295 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 2: We're going to explain this in terms of burgers. It's 296 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 2: going to be okay. 297 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 4: I believe in us perfect, perfect, Yes. 298 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 2: But the other thing he describes is, and this is 299 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 2: from Helga daughter quote in the speech, he describes shadow 300 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 2: banking as the whole alphabet soup of leveraged up investment conduits, vehicles, 301 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:26,520 Speaker 2: and structures. So what he's talking about specifically is these 302 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 2: are the guys who blew up the economy two does 303 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 2: eight like these specifically, this is what he's talking about, right, 304 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 2: These are the people who took a mortgage and then 305 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 2: did a bunch of bullshit to it, and what's called 306 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 2: a securitization chain. They did a bunch of bullshit to 307 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 2: it so you could give the loan to someone else, 308 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 2: you could sell to someone else, and this blew up 309 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 2: the entire world economy. 310 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 4: That's what he's talking about. He's talking about the. 311 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,920 Speaker 2: Banks that are not banks, the shadow banks that did 312 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 2: all of this bullshit to turn like someone's mortgage into 313 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 2: a fucking thing you could bet on. 314 00:14:55,280 --> 00:15:01,200 Speaker 3: So selling debt is like selling the idea of future money. Yeah, 315 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 3: and then sometimes that future money doesn't come. 316 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, so it doesn't exist. 317 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,880 Speaker 2: So okay, I will say, you do not need to 318 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 2: understand this yet, because we haven't. 319 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 4: We still have not already the actual explanation. 320 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 3: I'm never going to. 321 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 4: I believe in us. We can do this. It's not 322 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 4: that bad, Okay. 323 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,960 Speaker 3: I'm not torturing your on purpose. 324 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 2: I'm just no, it's okay, I believe in you. So 325 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 2: I want to mention that I'm very indebted here to 326 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 2: the paper I mentioned earlier from Copenhagen Business School professor 327 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 2: Adny Helga Daughter who wrote of she wrote a very 328 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 2: good simplified explanation of this in her Review of International 329 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 2: Political Economy article called Banking Upside Down the Implicit Politics 330 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 2: of Shadow Banking Expertise. But okay, as you can tell 331 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,000 Speaker 2: by the fact that it's called Banking upside Down the 332 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 2: Implicit Politics of Shadow Banking Expertise, this has been when 333 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:54,600 Speaker 2: she's simplifying it. She's simplifying it from like economists down 334 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 2: to like a political scientist or an anthropologist can understand this. 335 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 2: I am about to attempt to simplify this down to 336 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,560 Speaker 2: a regular person. 337 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 4: Can I understand this? So I'm drawing on. 338 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 2: A lot of her stuff for the first part of 339 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 2: this explanation, but I am I've turned it into burgers. 340 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 3: So I'll do my best. I'm being very brave. 341 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,080 Speaker 4: Okay. 342 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 2: So a shadow bank, right, it's something that does banking shit. 343 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 4: That's not a bank. So what do I mean by 344 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 4: banking shit? 345 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 3: That was my next question. Yes, I think we need 346 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 3: to start with what is a bank? Yes? 347 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 2: So first, so okay, okay, and this is this is 348 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 2: this is where we're starting here. 349 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 4: What does a bank do? 350 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 3: I put my money in it and they hold it 351 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 3: for me. 352 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 4: So no, actually, and this is the interesting part. 353 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,800 Speaker 3: No, they do stuff with it. Oh yeah, they're holding 354 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 3: onto the promise of my money. 355 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, let's let's just let's just look at 356 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 2: this for a second. So okay, So regular people give 357 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 2: them money to store in the bank. 358 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,360 Speaker 4: This is called a deposit. 359 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,480 Speaker 2: The bank takes your money and loans it out right 360 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 2: and uses that to make more money. This is how 361 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 2: it pays you interest, right, is that it's it's taking 362 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 2: your money and it's loaning it out to other people. 363 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 2: It's buying things with it. 364 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 3: That part I understand. 365 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is obviously a cartoon image. And I 366 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 2: know there's gonna be econ people who are gonna be 367 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 2: mad at me. Look, if you understand, why. 368 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 3: Are they listening to this? If you already know what 369 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:19,520 Speaker 3: this means, go away. This isn't for you. I'm not 370 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,439 Speaker 3: humiliating myself for your entertainment, Like. 371 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,359 Speaker 4: For the political economy people here. 372 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 2: When I say stuff that might that's like technically kind 373 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 2: of fuzzy. 374 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 3: It's for me the podcast idiot. 375 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, like you you understand this, Like I work at 376 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,159 Speaker 2: the level of Hamburgers here, so like we have to 377 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,040 Speaker 2: do some abstractions. 378 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,639 Speaker 4: So okay, the important thing for our purposes. 379 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 2: Right, is that there's two things here, right, There's like 380 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,920 Speaker 2: the deposits, the money you give them, and then there's 381 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:49,000 Speaker 2: the loans, right, and these operates on different timelines. Right. 382 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,120 Speaker 4: You can take the deposit. 383 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,639 Speaker 2: Out at any time, least in theory, but they can't 384 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,880 Speaker 2: get the money from the loan back at any time. 385 00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 4: Right now, This is like one of the critical things of. 386 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,200 Speaker 2: What a bank is is is this timeline thing. Right. 387 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,719 Speaker 2: It turns your your money, which you can take out 388 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,440 Speaker 2: at any time, into a different kind of thing, this loan, 389 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,919 Speaker 2: which can't be taken out immediately, right, and then they 390 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 2: use that to make money. So this is called maturity transformation. 391 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,640 Speaker 2: This is a very simple concept they have made very complicated. 392 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 2: This is one of the core aspects of that definition 393 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,560 Speaker 2: I was talking about earlier. This is one of the 394 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,520 Speaker 2: four things in it. But you now understand this. It's 395 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 2: not that complicated. It's it's takes short term make long 396 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,399 Speaker 2: term and we'll get to doing the reverse in a second. 397 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think it works the other way. 398 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna go so badly. It's so badly. 399 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,119 Speaker 3: I don't know about bank, but just generally speaking, like 400 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 3: in terms of time and like how like material reality works. 401 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 3: I don't think it works the other way. 402 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 2: It's it's not great. It's not great, Molly, it's not great. Okay, 403 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 2: So okay. There is, however, a problem here, right, which 404 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,240 Speaker 2: is what happens if everyone tries to get their short 405 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 2: term money back at the same time. 406 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 3: I only can't, yeah, right, because you have deposit insurance. 407 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 2: Yeah right, because the banks aren't holding short term cash. 408 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,919 Speaker 2: What they're holding is long term loans, and those loans 409 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:18,240 Speaker 2: like you can't pay someone alone. Well okay, Actually, this 410 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 2: entire the crux of this episode is they find that 411 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 2: they did do that. 412 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, and it blew up the entire world economy. 413 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,239 Speaker 3: But if but if I wanted forty thousand dollars out 414 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 3: of my if I had a checking out with forty 415 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 3: thousand dollars in it, yeah, and they gave me my 416 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 3: neighbor's mortgage as a prompt. That would worked for me. 417 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 2: That would have worked for no fuck that, No, no, no, 418 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,439 Speaker 2: you need you need, you need, you need something that 419 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,880 Speaker 2: can buy a burger, and they're not giving you that. 420 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,440 Speaker 2: So okay, this is very very bad. If people try 421 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,159 Speaker 2: to do this, it is called a bank run. It 422 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,639 Speaker 2: is not good, it's bad. Yeah, And so this this 423 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,800 Speaker 2: blew up the entire world economy so many goddamn times 424 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 2: that eventually we got financial regulation. Now, this this regulation 425 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 2: requires banks to have money that is like actual cash 426 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,479 Speaker 2: they can hand you like right now, on hand at 427 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,959 Speaker 2: all times, and the government gets to and this is 428 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,480 Speaker 2: that's a little bit simpflication, but like, yeah, that's how it. 429 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,440 Speaker 3: Works, right, Like, and it's insured by the government. 430 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the government will give you your money 431 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,439 Speaker 2: back if if the bank goes under up to like 432 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 2: a certain amount of dollars ensured. Yep, this is this 433 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,920 Speaker 2: this that's that's what that means, right, the government will 434 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 2: give you your money back. 435 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,159 Speaker 4: But also there's a there's a trade off to this. 436 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 2: So this is a massive benefit for the banks, right 437 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,280 Speaker 2: the fact the fact that if they go under, all 438 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 2: of their assets will be repaid by the government. It's 439 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 2: a it's a massive benefit for them because it means 440 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 2: that putting your money in the bank. 441 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 4: Is like safe. 442 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that for me, right, Yeah. 443 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,399 Speaker 4: It's good. 444 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,760 Speaker 2: Now, the cost to the banks is that the Feds 445 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,880 Speaker 2: get to see their balance sheet, right, the Feds get 446 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,520 Speaker 2: to see what they're doing with their fucking money, and 447 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,440 Speaker 2: they get to make sure that these banks aren't doing 448 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 2: insane shit. 449 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense because they're insurance. 450 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, and that like they're not doing like unbelievably risky 451 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,680 Speaker 2: awful ship. And also that they're actually holding enough money 452 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,200 Speaker 2: to be able to pay people out right. 453 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,440 Speaker 3: Okay, so far, so good. I wait, I understand bank. 454 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. Now shadow banking boldly asked the question, Okay, but 455 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,560 Speaker 2: what if you did all of the banking backwards, no 456 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 2: one had access to the books, and the government will 457 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,920 Speaker 2: only pay you back if the entire world economy looks 458 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,080 Speaker 2: like it's going to die. 459 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,200 Speaker 3: I feel like at that point the government should just 460 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 3: just step back. 461 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,160 Speaker 4: And here's the thing. 462 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right I I I yeah, Like I'm 463 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,320 Speaker 2: so down with this, like yeah, I don't know, fuck it, 464 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 2: Like every single one of your motherfuckers is gonna pay 465 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 2: this off by working as a barista for thirty years, 466 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 2: like fuck you. But the government was like, nah, we 467 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,160 Speaker 2: want like we want capitalism to keep working. 468 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 3: Make every hedge fund manager work at a waffle house. 469 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:59,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck them. 470 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say something and then I'm gonna make 471 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 2: a disclaim. So the kind of shadow banks that did 472 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 2: two thousand and eight work in the opposite direction. They 473 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 2: start with debt, they take that debt, and they turn 474 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 2: that debt into like cash, right. 475 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:17,879 Speaker 3: Can I do that? 476 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:18,439 Speaker 2: No? 477 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,959 Speaker 3: Does that work for me at mid No? 478 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,960 Speaker 2: So okay, And I also want to mention there's a 479 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 2: bunch of other kinds of shadow banks. The kind of 480 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,960 Speaker 2: shadow bank that's going under right now is not really this. 481 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,399 Speaker 2: The kind of shadow bank that's like exploding right now 482 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 2: is a kind of shadow bank that's like what if 483 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,920 Speaker 2: a bank that wasn't a bank gave a completely unregulated 484 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,439 Speaker 2: loan with secret terms to a corporation, And that's the 485 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,440 Speaker 2: one that's going under right now. But for a long 486 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 2: long time, the kind of shadow bank that was really 487 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 2: important to the global economy, and this is still like 488 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 2: a massive portion of how all of the economic system works, 489 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,720 Speaker 2: is these ones where you're trying to take debt and 490 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,080 Speaker 2: turn it into something you can trade for cash. 491 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 4: So, okay, you take that, right. You start off with 492 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,440 Speaker 4: a mortgage. 493 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,120 Speaker 2: Okay, so this mortgagees pay out over the extremely long term, right, 494 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 2: but you want to be able to trade this mortgage 495 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,159 Speaker 2: for cash, right, And this. 496 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 4: Is a process called securitization. 497 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 2: Turning this mortgage into something you can sell for cash, 498 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:23,640 Speaker 2: is making it into what's called a security. So now 499 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,840 Speaker 2: what happens right when his packaged is into a security 500 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 2: when there's a securitization process, and then like the regular bank, 501 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 2: the regular bank sends the mortgage to the shadow bank, 502 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:37,000 Speaker 2: and the shadow bank like does like stuff and turns 503 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 2: it into a security. And now what this means is 504 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 2: that instead if you who paid the mortgage owing money 505 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,960 Speaker 2: to the bank, you own it to the shadow bank 506 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,960 Speaker 2: or whoever the fuck the shadow bank sells it to. 507 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,800 Speaker 3: Right, Okay, so the real bank is involved. The real 508 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,160 Speaker 3: bank is involved. 509 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,960 Speaker 2: Yes, oh yes, the real bank is making so much 510 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,960 Speaker 2: money off of this is this is why two thousand 511 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,680 Speaker 2: and eight happened because Wells. 512 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,280 Speaker 3: Fargo did this with everybody's mortgage. 513 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, okay. 514 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,200 Speaker 3: Because I couldn't figure out because you said this is 515 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,400 Speaker 3: aw two doosy name, and I was like, I thought, 516 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 3: Wells Fargo did that. That's a real bank. Oh, a 517 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,479 Speaker 3: real bank was shadow banking. 518 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 2: The real bank figured out a way to sell their mortgages. 519 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,439 Speaker 4: And it's gonna get much worse as we go through this. 520 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,679 Speaker 2: But that's what causes this, right, is like turning is 521 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:22,200 Speaker 2: turning these mortgages into these like securities and like these 522 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,320 Speaker 2: like collateralized debt obligations and these like special packaged bullshit 523 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 2: that you could sell to someone. So the way I 524 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,080 Speaker 2: would describe this is it's like, do you know how 525 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:31,959 Speaker 2: a bond works? 526 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 3: Honestly, Mia, I do not. 527 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 4: Okay, let's let's do this. We can we can do this. Okay. 528 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 2: So the the kind of bond that you are normally 529 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 2: likely to encounter is a government bond. Yeah, okay, So 530 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 2: you you pay the government money to buy the bond, 531 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,800 Speaker 2: and what the bond says is at a certain point 532 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 2: in time, you hand it back to the government and 533 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,760 Speaker 2: they pay you more money. 534 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,120 Speaker 3: Right, It's like a promise for later. 535 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 4: Yeah. Right, So it's it's basically a. 536 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,400 Speaker 2: Loan, but it's a loan in a form where like 537 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 2: the government's technically like selling it and and and then 538 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,119 Speaker 2: the other thing about bonds, right is if you hand 539 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,119 Speaker 2: the bond to someone else, well okay, I mean this 540 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 2: is technically bear bonds, but like you can you can 541 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 2: then give the bond to someone else and now and 542 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,719 Speaker 2: now if they give it back to the government, they 543 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 2: get the money in like ten years. They get the 544 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 2: money right, right, Okay, I get that, and you can 545 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,919 Speaker 2: sell these things. And this is what these people are 546 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 2: doing with mortgages. 547 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,440 Speaker 3: That's not as like secured as like a government bond. 548 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,119 Speaker 3: Because if I had one hundred dollars government, like, if 549 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,199 Speaker 3: I have a one hundred dollars Bearers bond, I know 550 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,400 Speaker 3: for a fact on the date on the bond, it's 551 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 3: gonna be worth one hundred dollars. 552 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna pay out right. 553 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,439 Speaker 3: But if it's a mortgage market, the government's gonna pay it. 554 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 3: But like the mortgage, the company has them work. That's 555 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 3: not Yep, that's not real. That's not money. Nope, yep, 556 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,120 Speaker 3: that's like that's a that's a promise. But like my hand, 557 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:51,960 Speaker 3: it's behind my back. 558 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:53,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's a shit show. 559 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,080 Speaker 2: And this whole process is the largest sort of I'm 560 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,680 Speaker 2: not sure if it's actually the largest that I would 561 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,719 Speaker 2: need to actually yet I've never I haven't seen in 562 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,880 Speaker 2: death breakdown sectorially, but like. 563 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,040 Speaker 3: None of this is real. You could just say whatever. 564 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,359 Speaker 2: This this is one of the most important kind of 565 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 2: shadow banks because in order to turn this mortgage into security, 566 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,360 Speaker 2: the moment you do that, you do this by creating 567 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,280 Speaker 2: what's called a special purpose vehicle, or someone else creates one. 568 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 2: It's called a special purpose vehicle. Yeah, it's it's a nightmare. 569 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,000 Speaker 2: It's a nightmare. 570 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,760 Speaker 3: I'm gonna put this mortgage on a roller coaster. 571 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous. Right, it's a special purpose vehicle. 572 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,080 Speaker 4: Is it does a loopy loop. 573 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 2: But the moment you create one of these that the 574 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 2: moment you create one of these like security mortgages, right, 575 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,120 Speaker 2: that's a shadow bank. 576 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 4: If you've created a shadow bank. 577 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 3: Right, because that's not real banking. That's shadow bank. 578 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,520 Speaker 2: Yep, Because because you're creating another entity that is not 579 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,719 Speaker 2: a bank that's doing the banking stuff. 580 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,920 Speaker 3: I thought that the banking and the shadow banking were 581 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,360 Speaker 3: like separate things, right, because it's shadow it's like they're 582 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 3: doing non think. 583 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,199 Speaker 2: They're all in. 584 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,840 Speaker 3: If the bank is the shadow banking, I would I'm stupid, 585 00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,679 Speaker 3: but I would call that. 586 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 2: A This is this is another thing that costs two 587 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 2: thousand and eight because a bunch of what was is 588 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,080 Speaker 2: a crime. Because our country is run by the bourgeoisie. Molly, 589 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,520 Speaker 2: that that's why it's not a crime. 590 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 3: You're just telling me this for the first time. 591 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bad. So what what what happened? What happened 592 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,120 Speaker 2: in two thousand and eight. One of the things that happened, right, 593 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,440 Speaker 2: is so all of these regulators are supposed to be 594 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,600 Speaker 2: looking at the balance sheets of these companies. 595 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,600 Speaker 3: But they're hiding stuff off the book. 596 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, they were hiding these things in these like special 597 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 2: purpose vehicles, like in these like shadow banks. 598 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,160 Speaker 3: They didn't open the trunks on the special purpose vehicles. 599 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, so no one could see the fucking dead bodies 600 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,320 Speaker 2: in the trunks of the vehicles because they weren't on 601 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 2: the balance sheet that like the government had access to. 602 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,280 Speaker 3: What's the point of the balance sheet if you don't 603 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,400 Speaker 3: put the whole balance on it. 604 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 2: I'm fucking I don't know. And this is like legitimately 605 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,080 Speaker 2: when when when you read the accounts of like why 606 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 2: shadow Making Us exploded, by the way it's exploded in 607 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,960 Speaker 2: two thousand and eight, it's like way bigger and exploded. 608 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,600 Speaker 3: Like in popularity or like exploded as in like distrubularity. 609 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 4: There's so much, there's so much more, there's so much 610 00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 4: more of it. 611 00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,199 Speaker 3: Because also because it went so well, it went so 612 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 3: well in two thousand and eight, and now. 613 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,199 Speaker 2: Because here's the thing, after two thousand and eight, we 614 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,560 Speaker 2: got like a little tiny bit of banking regulation, and 615 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,679 Speaker 2: the banks lost their fucking minds, and so more and 616 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 2: more money went into all of these unhid shadow making things. 617 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 3: Okay, but so like when a toddler has a tantrum, 618 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 3: you don't give them a billion dollars. 619 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,199 Speaker 2: When the shadow banks went under, these things were not 620 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:23,960 Speaker 2: backed by the government. 621 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 4: The government bailed them out anyways. 622 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't have to do that. 623 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 2: Nope. 624 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,120 Speaker 3: So they really they learned their lesson. They really learned 625 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 3: their lesson this time. 626 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like they bailed out these banks and they fucking 627 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,600 Speaker 2: sold you out, and like you know, like and one 628 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,520 Speaker 2: of the things that I think people have forgotten was 629 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 2: there's this thing called robocalls. During the Obama administration, right, 630 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,120 Speaker 2: part of how the financial recovery happened was that all 631 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 2: these banks would like go to courthouses, right, and they 632 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 2: would just repossess mortgages on mass oh. 633 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,040 Speaker 4: And they had like a robot that was like signed it. 634 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 2: It would just sign like a blank check sign off 635 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 2: on all of these mortgages that were supposed to be underwater. 636 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,680 Speaker 2: And they would just steal people's houses, people who were 637 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 2: on top of their payments. People who like to know money, 638 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,160 Speaker 2: they would just take their houses. And this happened on 639 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,440 Speaker 2: mass And this is like how the banks recovered. Was 640 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 2: they stole everyone's houses. And that's a crime, right, it 641 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 2: should have been a crime, like it was illegal. It 642 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 2: didn't matter though. 643 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,720 Speaker 3: Because everything you're describing to me as a crime. 644 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 2: It's so nightmarish. Well, it's here's the thing, most of 645 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 2: this of them describing is not a crime. This was 646 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,920 Speaker 2: actually a crime. But why isn't nobody in jail because 647 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 2: Barack Obama went up in front of these people and said, 648 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 2: I am the only thing standing between you and the guillotines. 649 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote. 650 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 3: And why didn't he bring the guillotine with him? 651 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,800 Speaker 4: Because he wants the capitalist system to continue. 652 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 3: Question, I'm just upset. 653 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 2: It's not good. Okay, So let let's go. Let's get 654 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 2: you another question that you asked, which is why why 655 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,400 Speaker 2: would you do this? Why would you do this. 656 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,440 Speaker 3: To make money? 657 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,720 Speaker 4: Yes, but it's actually more complicated than that. 658 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,920 Speaker 2: Oh okay. So on the one hand, these assets, you know, 659 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 2: a mortgage does make make more money than just putting 660 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 2: your money in the bank. Right, that's like the basis 661 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 2: of banking is that they can use your money that's 662 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,560 Speaker 2: sitting in the bank and getting interest, and then they 663 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,200 Speaker 2: make more money by spending it elsewhere. 664 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,400 Speaker 3: But so they're just doing this because they hate us, 665 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,600 Speaker 3: not just to make money. 666 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 4: No, there is an actual explanation. 667 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 3: There's a third reason. 668 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,520 Speaker 2: So then why would you ever have your money in 669 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,479 Speaker 2: a bank or like buy something like safe like government 670 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 2: bonds you can sell really quickly, right, Why would you 671 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:31,719 Speaker 2: ever want that? And the reason why is something called liquidity? 672 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,200 Speaker 3: Right. You want to be able to spend the money, yes, 673 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 3: rather than wait thirty years for it to get paid back. 674 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 5: Yes. 675 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 2: Liquidity is just how easy is it to turn whatever 676 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,240 Speaker 2: you own into cash? 677 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 3: Right? For real money? Because most of it we're talking 678 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 3: about is not money, it's the idea of money. 679 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,920 Speaker 2: Yes, So liquidity is literally it's the burger test, Right, 680 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 2: can you buy a burger with this? 681 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 3: Can I eat this? 682 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 2: Money? Is like the most liquid asset, right, because you 683 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,479 Speaker 2: can you can? You can turn this into a burger. 684 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 3: Right. So liquidity is the only part of this that's 685 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,360 Speaker 3: actually money. Everything else is not money. 686 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, liquidity is the measure of how money is it? 687 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 2: Basically like how easy is it to turn this into burger. 688 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 3: Is this a special vehicle securitization that's not real, Mia. 689 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,120 Speaker 2: No, it's fake as shit. Right, this is not that complicated, 690 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 2: right if you if it's like like you can you 691 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,640 Speaker 2: can buy a burger with ten dollars, Yeah, right, that's liquid. 692 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 3: Actually you kind of can't these days. 693 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 4: I know. 694 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:32,880 Speaker 2: I look, I look, I imagine a world where you 695 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,520 Speaker 2: can buy a burger for ten dollars. 696 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 3: Imagine imagine a burger. 697 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,000 Speaker 4: Yes, imagine a burger that's purchasable. 698 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,120 Speaker 2: Now, what you can't buy a burger with is like 699 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,040 Speaker 2: the ten bucks that a guy you work with owes 700 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,400 Speaker 2: you for buying him a burger. 701 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 3: Depends on how well you know the burger guy. 702 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:55,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's that's where things get bad. Yeah, right now, 703 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 2: the thing is right, right, So the ten bucks the 704 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 2: guy you work with, like you not liquid. You don't 705 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,360 Speaker 2: have the money in your hands, and if you want 706 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,680 Speaker 2: to get it from him, you have to like go 707 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 2: ask him for the money, and maybe he has ten 708 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 2: bucks and maybe he doesn't, right, at which point you 709 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 2: can't get your ten dollars back until he has the money. 710 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,440 Speaker 3: That but then ten dollars that I'm theoretically owed is 711 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,920 Speaker 3: an asset, though I have not a debt. Yes, okay, yes, 712 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,400 Speaker 3: that's stupid. 713 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,760 Speaker 2: Now loans loans are not liquid assets, right, And they're 714 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 2: not liquid assets because you can't get the money back 715 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,440 Speaker 2: like immediately. 716 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 3: So I don't have ten dollars I can spend, but 717 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,120 Speaker 3: on paper, I do have ten theoretical dollars. 718 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, right. And this is also like most of what 719 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,120 Speaker 2: billionaire money is, hey, correct, Like most of their money 720 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,640 Speaker 2: is like in like a stock or some shit or 721 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 2: like it's weird fake money. 722 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,640 Speaker 3: Like theoretically they could access this amount of money, but 723 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,600 Speaker 3: they don't have it. Yeah, it's not real. 724 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 2: Now okay, but there is this question, so why why 725 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 2: would you keep your money in fake money instead of 726 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,480 Speaker 2: real money? And the answer is that it gives you 727 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,959 Speaker 2: more money back because say you're an asshole, right, and 728 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,200 Speaker 2: you're charging interest on your coworker for that burg. 729 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,600 Speaker 3: Right, So that ten dollars is actually worth more than 730 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,160 Speaker 3: ten dollars money. So the ten dollars that I don't 731 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 3: have is theoretically worth well. 732 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,920 Speaker 4: You're worth more. Yeah, it's worth more than the money 733 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 4: that you do have. 734 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,640 Speaker 3: I can get cheese on the burger, yes. 735 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 2: Right, And this is this is like the fundamental thing 736 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 2: of the banking system. Like one of them is that 737 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,640 Speaker 2: ill liquid assets or like assets that you that aren't 738 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 2: money are worth more than money. 739 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,960 Speaker 3: I guess like when I put a small amount of 740 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,600 Speaker 3: my savings into a CD, that's what I'm doing, except 741 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 3: normal style they're doing it weird. Yeah, basically because that's 742 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 3: like an I liquid asset that I'm I'm I'm trading 743 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 3: the ability to access that liquidity for the potential of 744 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 3: more money later. 745 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,120 Speaker 2: Wait, so when you say do you mean like a 746 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,080 Speaker 2: like a physical like a disc, like a CD. 747 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,960 Speaker 3: No, a CD like at the bank, Like yeah, yeah, 748 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,600 Speaker 3: like the investment product. 749 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 4: Yeah sure, yeah, yes, Sorry. 750 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 3: I was like, no, I'm not talking about buying compact disc. 751 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,120 Speaker 4: I would just leave at five am. 752 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,080 Speaker 3: This time. It's investing me I ever heard of? 753 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,600 Speaker 4: Wow, there's actually a. 754 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,040 Speaker 2: Really an annoying thing researching this episode because there's like, 755 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 2: so CDOs are like a type of loan that we'll 756 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,520 Speaker 2: kind of get you in a bit. But there's also 757 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 2: a tech position called cdo. It's like chief something. 758 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,240 Speaker 3: Officer, stookie officer who cares. 759 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever the fuck, right, But like when you're trying 760 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,120 Speaker 2: to search for stuff. That's like about CDOs, right, the 761 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,759 Speaker 2: other one keeps coming up. I hate it. 762 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,840 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, locking in, locking in, right, lock and load. 763 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,799 Speaker 2: Now, what if you both want into more money and 764 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,560 Speaker 2: also the ability to buy a burger? 765 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,440 Speaker 3: I guess I would uh probably break one of Carl's fingers. 766 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 3: This is the guy that owes me the ten dollars, Carl. 767 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, but even then it's hard to even that's like, 768 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,280 Speaker 2: this is too hard for these people. 769 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,359 Speaker 3: I would go to Carl's house and kick him out 770 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 3: of it. 771 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,600 Speaker 2: Well. Yeah, but the other thing is like, you are 772 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,960 Speaker 2: not very rich, okay these people. If you are really 773 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,200 Speaker 2: really rich, I am talking like billionaires, maybe like high 774 00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,720 Speaker 2: high class multimillionaires. 775 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 4: Well, you can go to a shadow bank. 776 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,719 Speaker 3: Oh right, you can get a loan based on the loan. 777 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 2: No, well you're saying, so the thing is that you 778 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,160 Speaker 2: have money, right, but you want to turn your money 779 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,480 Speaker 2: into more money, like you have like an actual cash right, 780 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 2: like you are you are, for example, a pension fund. No, 781 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,880 Speaker 2: you have a shit ton of cash. Or imagine imagine 782 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 2: a pension fund. 783 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:23,759 Speaker 3: Right. 784 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 2: This is okay. This is also really hard because it 785 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,840 Speaker 2: used to be easier to explain this because like we 786 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,640 Speaker 2: used to live in a world where people had pension 787 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,600 Speaker 2: funds and had mortgages, and now we no longer have 788 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,120 Speaker 2: pension funds or mortgages. 789 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 3: I live in an apartment, and I will always live 790 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:38,720 Speaker 3: in an apartment. 791 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, and so still okay, So like imagine imagine 792 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,839 Speaker 2: a pension fund, right, you you have a shit ton 793 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,520 Speaker 2: of money from your members paying into the fund, but 794 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 2: it's cash. 795 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,880 Speaker 4: You need to turn that cash into more money. 796 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,040 Speaker 2: But also you're a pension fund, so you constantly have 797 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,600 Speaker 2: to take money back out in order to pay the 798 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,920 Speaker 2: people who are retiring to pay old rifle. 799 00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,560 Speaker 4: Yeah. 800 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,120 Speaker 2: And this is also a thing that like, you know, 801 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 2: if you're just like a rich person, sometimes you want 802 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,880 Speaker 2: your a lot of times you want your money in 803 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,319 Speaker 2: assets that are like you can you can turn back 804 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,160 Speaker 2: into real money, but also make you wish a ton 805 00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,359 Speaker 2: of money. Right. 806 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,239 Speaker 3: They need to sort of revolve a little bit theyd 807 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,239 Speaker 3: be like yeah, I don't know, like a jello like 808 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,200 Speaker 3: partially liquid. 809 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is this is what the shadow banks do, right, 810 00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,680 Speaker 2: because the thing that you can buy is one of 811 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,160 Speaker 2: those mortgages they've turned into like a security. Right, you 812 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,239 Speaker 2: can go buy someone else's debt huh. But because it's 813 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 2: a magic security now. And these are called mortgage backed securities. 814 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,360 Speaker 2: And again, if you're to remember, yeah, anything about anything 815 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,160 Speaker 2: about two thousand and eight, that's what blew up the 816 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520 Speaker 2: whole economy, is these mortgage back securities. 817 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard of that because it was bad, yep, 818 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,719 Speaker 3: terrible idea. And so we're still doing that. 819 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,360 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's good. Cool, I mean it's less specifically, 820 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 2: the mortgage back ones are less bad. So they started 821 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:58,160 Speaker 2: doing it with like commercial retail loans, which is incredible, great, 822 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,560 Speaker 2: so that's really fun. They're also doing with other unhidd 823 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,239 Speaker 2: shit that we're gonna do like next episode. And what 824 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 2: these people are really buying aren't just these like you're 825 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,279 Speaker 2: not buying like one person's mortgage, right right. 826 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,880 Speaker 3: They're like pooled and like bundled. 827 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,359 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they. 828 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,640 Speaker 2: Like they bundle them all together, and then you you 829 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,920 Speaker 2: buy the rights to a percentage of the pool. 830 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,759 Speaker 3: It's not like when you sponsor like an elephant in 831 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,520 Speaker 3: Africa or something, and they send you a picture of 832 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 3: like a specific element, or they don't send you They 833 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,799 Speaker 3: doesnt't to do a picture of the family you're arming. No, 834 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,680 Speaker 3: these are the Joneses you own their fucking house. 835 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,879 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's a it's a shit show. 836 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 2: No, well, I mean eventually you might have to go 837 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,160 Speaker 2: figure out who that is because you like own whatever 838 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,960 Speaker 2: the fuck percentage of like the mortgages or whatever. But like, okay, 839 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,760 Speaker 2: so these are these are just like someone else's debt 840 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,839 Speaker 2: that you're buying, and that the people who can do 841 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,960 Speaker 2: this are you know, people who have billions of dollars. 842 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 2: It's not you, the listener. And by the way, if 843 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,600 Speaker 2: you the listener have billions of dollars lying around for 844 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 2: some reason. 845 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,680 Speaker 3: Can I have some please? 846 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,319 Speaker 4: Yes, please, please. 847 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,200 Speaker 2: Give me some of them so I can house like 848 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,400 Speaker 2: literally every trans woman and like transperson, I can. I 849 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,400 Speaker 2: can do it, Like, please give me your billions of 850 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,400 Speaker 2: dollars so I can I can achieve this goal. But 851 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 2: like we're talking about you know, like like the Pension 852 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,960 Speaker 2: Fund of California, We're talking about mega corporations, insurance companies, 853 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,719 Speaker 2: the kinds of things I can actually buy these. 854 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,560 Speaker 4: Like you know. Now, this is where we get to 855 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,440 Speaker 4: one of the other problems, which is that. 856 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,800 Speaker 2: These things are not insured. 857 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 4: So yeah, what do you. 858 00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,920 Speaker 2: Do in order to try to make it less risky. 859 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,280 Speaker 2: What do you get if you can't pay the loan back? 860 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,279 Speaker 2: And this is what's called collateral. 861 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,840 Speaker 3: I don't know, swift punch of the nuts. 862 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 2: Oh no, they take your house, right, Yes, that's supposed 863 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,799 Speaker 2: to be the thing, so okay. The way that like 864 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,640 Speaker 2: shadow banking loans tend to work is that they they 865 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,919 Speaker 2: have collateral, right, so you you give them something or 866 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,719 Speaker 2: or it's either you give them something directly or it's 867 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,560 Speaker 2: like if you promise to give them the thing. 868 00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, and giving it to them directly is. 869 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,400 Speaker 2: Like a repo market thing. We're not really going to 870 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,200 Speaker 2: get into those right now, but this does. That's like, 871 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,480 Speaker 2: that's also a kind of shadow bank. But there's a problem, right, 872 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,440 Speaker 2: which is what if the thing that you're paying, you're 873 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,280 Speaker 2: paying as collateral, Like what if your house becomes worthless? 874 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 2: And what if what if Molly. 875 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 3: And it's completely uninsured and there's no way to fix 876 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,720 Speaker 3: it because I don't even have anything to give. 877 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 2: You now now, Molly, what if And this is purely hypothetical, 878 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 2: it could never happen in the real world, Molly, But 879 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:30,920 Speaker 2: what if somehow someone someone decided to use the same 880 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:35,319 Speaker 2: house as collateral for multiple different securities. 881 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,800 Speaker 3: Well, that could never go wrong. 882 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,080 Speaker 2: What if, Mollie, they made a word for this that 883 00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,719 Speaker 2: is so complicated, I am not going to attempt to 884 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,200 Speaker 2: read it on the show. What if, Molly, what. 885 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:46,200 Speaker 3: Is it in German or something? 886 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,279 Speaker 4: No, it's like it's just like this, It's like the 887 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,480 Speaker 4: it's like the length of my head. It's like hyper 888 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,560 Speaker 4: hyper something bullshit. Like I refuse to say it because 889 00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:55,319 Speaker 4: it is just. 890 00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,200 Speaker 2: Like a completely like financed goal bullshit term they made up. 891 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,920 Speaker 3: So but the point of the point of collateral is 892 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,120 Speaker 3: that you can use it to pay off the loan 893 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,359 Speaker 3: if you default one. And so that literally won't work 894 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,839 Speaker 3: more than once because once I eat the burger, Once 895 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,080 Speaker 3: I eat the burger, it's bond. 896 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,960 Speaker 2: Yep. And this is one of the things that happened 897 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,759 Speaker 2: in two thousand years. 898 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,560 Speaker 3: I can't promise I can't promise ten guys my burger now, Molly. 899 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,720 Speaker 2: Here's the amazing thing here, right, because but the advantage 900 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,000 Speaker 2: for these companies, right is like, if you're the bank 901 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,160 Speaker 2: that has the mortgage, suddenly you can spin your mortgage 902 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,520 Speaker 2: off into like multiple securities that you can sell. 903 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,080 Speaker 3: Right, It's worth ten times more and that's great for you. 904 00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:40,239 Speaker 2: Yes, and comma, comma. We we haven't even Okay, I 905 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,399 Speaker 2: just I just described to the sister where these people 906 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,080 Speaker 2: are promising the same house to most old people. This 907 00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:49,399 Speaker 2: isn't even the extremely unfathomably reckless ingredy ships. No it is, 908 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,160 Speaker 2: Oh it is, but it's not the worst of it. 909 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:59,000 Speaker 3: Oh good? 910 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,640 Speaker 2: Okay, So do you remember that quote from when I 911 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,560 Speaker 2: was giving the first definition of shadow banking? Right, Like, 912 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,560 Speaker 2: I gave this quote from the guy who invented the 913 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:16,120 Speaker 2: term where he called it quote the whole alphabet soup 914 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,160 Speaker 2: of leveraged up investment, conduits, vehicles, and structures. Right, So 915 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,000 Speaker 2: we've kind of talked about the conduits, vehicles and structures, right, 916 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,080 Speaker 2: those are all of the shadow banks that like make 917 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:25,560 Speaker 2: the things, right. 918 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,319 Speaker 3: I love the conduits, vehicles, and structures. Yeah, all the acronyms. 919 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,879 Speaker 4: But what does leveraged up mean? 920 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:32,879 Speaker 2: Now? 921 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:33,760 Speaker 4: Okay? 922 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,080 Speaker 2: In this case, it means that a bunch of these 923 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,200 Speaker 2: banks have taken out a shit ton of like risky, 924 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,839 Speaker 2: high interest loans in order to buy more of these 925 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,719 Speaker 2: fucking mortgages because they think they can make more money 926 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,120 Speaker 2: off of it. 927 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,800 Speaker 3: So they took out they took out loans to buy 928 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,000 Speaker 3: these unsecured securities. 929 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,160 Speaker 4: The regular ass banks were doing this. 930 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, they they went into debt to buy more of 931 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,440 Speaker 2: these shitty mortgages. 932 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,200 Speaker 3: So they took out loans to buy what are essentially unsecured. 933 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,600 Speaker 4: Loves yep, because I thought it would make them more money. 934 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:15,480 Speaker 3: But there's no money involved. Money. 935 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,200 Speaker 2: It is about to get so much worse, right, so 936 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,120 Speaker 2: I okay, So sticking with leveraging for a second. Right, 937 00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 2: you might have actually heard of something called a leveraged buyout. 938 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,920 Speaker 3: I have heard those words, and then I stopped listening. 939 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, so shere's the thing. 940 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,719 Speaker 2: Leverage buyouts are something that actually happens in the real 941 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,719 Speaker 2: world that does fuck you directly, which is a whole 942 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,520 Speaker 2: bunch of companies that used to be like normalized companies 943 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,279 Speaker 2: like died because venture capital firms, you, by the way, 944 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,120 Speaker 2: are also shadow banks. Oh did this right? They came 945 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,200 Speaker 2: in tactically speaking, they did it through like risky bond purchases, 946 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,240 Speaker 2: but basically they did a bunch of high interest loans 947 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,359 Speaker 2: and then they go buy a company. 948 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,839 Speaker 3: And then they like strip it for parts, and. 949 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 2: Then they try to raise the stock price of the company. Yeah, 950 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,160 Speaker 2: and then the river parts sell everything and get out right, 951 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,759 Speaker 2: that's what a leverage buyout is. These people are sort 952 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,759 Speaker 2: of are doing kind of a version of that, but 953 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,319 Speaker 2: like they're they're taking on this debt in order to 954 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,480 Speaker 2: like buy fucking shitty underwater mortgages. 955 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,200 Speaker 4: Because they look like they're making so much money. 956 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,080 Speaker 3: They're taking on real debt to buy hypothetical debt. 957 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,440 Speaker 4: Oh, it's about to get so much worse. 958 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,640 Speaker 3: That doesn't seem like a good idea, so not to. 959 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,160 Speaker 4: Get so much worse. So that's what like the leveraged 960 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:26,799 Speaker 4: part of that. 961 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,759 Speaker 3: I don't even know how you do that in burgers, 962 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,480 Speaker 3: I don't know. 963 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,880 Speaker 2: You're going into debt to like buy the promise of 964 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,200 Speaker 2: burgers in the future so you can sell those future burgers. 965 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, but burgers are real. The thing we're not talking 966 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,879 Speaker 3: about a real thing at all. 967 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,319 Speaker 2: Well, they're technically, technically speaking. Somewhere at the bottom of 968 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,960 Speaker 2: this is mortgages. However, Comma, we're about to get into 969 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,319 Speaker 2: a kind of asset where there isn't anything behind it. 970 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:51,640 Speaker 2: This is where. 971 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:56,040 Speaker 4: The really really truly unhing shit starts. 972 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,600 Speaker 2: It hasn't, which is that these companies figured out a 973 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,360 Speaker 2: way to bet on whether these mortgages were going to 974 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:02,920 Speaker 2: fail or not. 975 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,920 Speaker 3: That's so tight, Mia, I fucking love that. I love it. 976 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,960 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, By the way, I kindatsize enough. How how unhinge? 977 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,680 Speaker 2: This is the mechanism they're using to do this is 978 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,280 Speaker 2: called a credit default swap. 979 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,600 Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard that phrase. 980 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,879 Speaker 2: This was supposed to be how they did insurance. Their 981 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,720 Speaker 2: mechanism for doing insurance on all of these insane loans 982 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,320 Speaker 2: they were doing was originally like, Okay, I'm gonna you're 983 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,480 Speaker 2: I don't know. So you have a you have a bank, right, 984 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,200 Speaker 2: the bank has given out a risky loan. So this 985 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,480 Speaker 2: bank goes to another bank they shouldn't do that, and 986 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,440 Speaker 2: they say, hey, if this person actually pays the loan back, 987 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,440 Speaker 2: I will pay you money. 988 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 3: Okay, so the other so the other bank is like 989 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,000 Speaker 3: taking a gamble here. 990 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:42,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. 991 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,680 Speaker 2: So so the other bank that's giving out the loan 992 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,600 Speaker 2: right gets money if the loan goes under, So in 993 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,080 Speaker 2: theory they're sort of like insured against the risk. 994 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,560 Speaker 4: They call it like hedging. 995 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,799 Speaker 2: There like so likes like So theoretically it's less bad 996 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,919 Speaker 2: from them because now even if the loan goes under, 997 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,160 Speaker 2: they still get money back from that other bank. So 998 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,719 Speaker 2: the other bank is just bookie yeah, and the other 999 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,480 Speaker 2: bank is betting that they are going to get it, 1000 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,040 Speaker 2: so then and if the loan does get paid, then 1001 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,040 Speaker 2: that bank makes money. 1002 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,279 Speaker 3: And this is legal for everyone to do. Yep, this 1003 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,520 Speaker 3: is real banking or shadow bank. This is real bank. 1004 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,080 Speaker 2: Didn't know this is technically actually. 1005 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,040 Speaker 4: No, this is actually both both of them do this. 1006 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,440 Speaker 2: Technically speaking, the instrument like like the actual like credit 1007 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,680 Speaker 2: default swap or whatever, is made by the shadow banks, 1008 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,520 Speaker 2: but then they're brought by the regular banks. 1009 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,080 Speaker 3: I'm starting to think that the bank starts the shadow 1010 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,840 Speaker 3: banks and then all of this is just fake and bad. 1011 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,200 Speaker 4: Like so here's the thing. 1012 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,480 Speaker 2: Here's the thing about these systems, right, is that, like 1013 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,800 Speaker 2: a lot of the original literature on it was considering 1014 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,560 Speaker 2: them separate. But it's like no, like the regular banks 1015 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,520 Speaker 2: are making their own shadow banks do these things. They're 1016 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,279 Speaker 2: all involved in these assets. They're also investing in the 1017 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,640 Speaker 2: shadow banks, which is the problem we're having right now. 1018 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,919 Speaker 3: It's like it's the same guy. He just like turns 1019 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,680 Speaker 3: his chair around at his desk and he's like, now 1020 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:55,840 Speaker 3: I'm shadow bank Todd. 1021 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and sometimes it's that sometimes they're legitimately is 1022 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,840 Speaker 2: other entities they work with, but yeah, but there's still. 1023 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,920 Speaker 3: It's still a bank engaging. So it's like all these 1024 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,239 Speaker 3: are non banking practices. Yeah, but the bank is doing 1025 00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:07,839 Speaker 3: it well. 1026 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,440 Speaker 4: But here's the thing. 1027 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,440 Speaker 2: The important part for that though, is that like the 1028 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,279 Speaker 2: non bank also can do this with other non banks. 1029 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,680 Speaker 3: Even better even Yeah, right, once we're once we're talking 1030 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,120 Speaker 3: about chadow banking, Like the real bank should not be 1031 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,680 Speaker 3: in the room, like go home, Wells Fargo, you don't 1032 00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:22,800 Speaker 3: belong here, you're drunk. 1033 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,640 Speaker 4: No, but like they're funding all of this, right, If 1034 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 4: the real. 1035 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,759 Speaker 3: Bank is involved with the shadow banking, that means like 1036 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,279 Speaker 3: I can't opt out of being involved in this because 1037 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,200 Speaker 3: they hit my money. 1038 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what we were talking about that at 1039 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,480 Speaker 2: the top that like so some of these like bank 1040 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,960 Speaker 2: banks had to like stop their withdrawals. 1041 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,960 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one of those, by the way, was JP Morgan. 1042 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,640 Speaker 2: But that's a real bank. Yep. They're involved in the 1043 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 2: shadow banking shit, so they they are exposed to when 1044 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,000 Speaker 2: they're like fucking seven hundred million dollar loon to like 1045 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:48,920 Speaker 2: a fucking actually went home. 1046 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,200 Speaker 4: Which one was the seven hundred million. 1047 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,320 Speaker 2: Dollar I think a seven hundred million dollar loan that 1048 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,440 Speaker 2: went under was the one that was to a subprime 1049 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,960 Speaker 2: auto loan company. 1050 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,719 Speaker 3: That's a bad investment. 1051 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,560 Speaker 4: It evil. 1052 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,240 Speaker 3: It's so, why am I trusting all of my money 1053 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,160 Speaker 3: that I have in this world? I'm letting this guy 1054 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,000 Speaker 3: hold on to it, who's obviously not good with fucking money. 1055 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,719 Speaker 2: Well, because the FDIC is ensuring it. 1056 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,440 Speaker 3: Why are you in charge of Why are you in 1057 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,759 Speaker 3: charge of having the money? You obviously don't make great 1058 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,800 Speaker 3: financial decisions because you invested seven hundred million dollars in 1059 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,200 Speaker 3: subprime auto loans. 1060 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,040 Speaker 2: So, Mollie, this, this is the This is the point 1061 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,960 Speaker 2: where we need to bring debt the first five thousand 1062 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,239 Speaker 2: years back into this and emphasize the extent to which 1063 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,600 Speaker 2: the financial class has always been deeply connected to the military, 1064 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,560 Speaker 2: and why has always been deconnected to war financing. 1065 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,000 Speaker 3: I'm starting to realize that this is all very bad. 1066 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,280 Speaker 2: It's very bad. 1067 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,120 Speaker 4: It's all very bad. 1068 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,879 Speaker 2: And this is this is to some extent why right 1069 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,680 Speaker 2: like part part of what right wing conspiracism about the 1070 00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,879 Speaker 2: financial system is is that like these people are, like 1071 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,640 Speaker 2: like the right wiggers, like these people are there's like 1072 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,200 Speaker 2: a baseline level of anti semitism, like in the US 1073 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,560 Speaker 2: right because it is a is a Christian society that 1074 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,040 Speaker 2: is just like what fuck happens there? And these people 1075 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,000 Speaker 2: are like, Okay, we can channel all of the anger 1076 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,840 Speaker 2: at like, Oh, my gode By fucking house got stolen 1077 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,960 Speaker 2: by the bank because because they were betting on the 1078 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,120 Speaker 2: mortgage to fail. 1079 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,480 Speaker 3: And I still understand why that's legal. 1080 00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, all of these right wing conspiracies do is 1081 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,640 Speaker 2: they look at that shit and they go, oh, well 1082 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,080 Speaker 2: it was the Jews and it's like but no, like 1083 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,719 Speaker 2: fuck off, like these are all no, it was the 1084 00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,360 Speaker 2: band and the other thing. And this is actually a 1085 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,640 Speaker 2: really important thing that's not well understood here is that 1086 00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,360 Speaker 2: like the actual people who run these fucking banks and 1087 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,439 Speaker 2: the people who work at them are all fucking white 1088 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:33,560 Speaker 2: Christian dipshits. 1089 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,879 Speaker 4: This is like a really really like persistent issue. 1090 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,920 Speaker 2: That everyone fucking has, which is that like one of 1091 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,000 Speaker 2: one of the great successes of anti Semitism was like 1092 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,000 Speaker 2: creating the image of the banker as a Jewish person. 1093 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,759 Speaker 2: And no, they're not the bay Like I fucking went 1094 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,200 Speaker 2: to school with these people. They're all a bunch of 1095 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,160 Speaker 2: fucking white frat bros. They're fucking white Christian frat bros. 1096 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,840 Speaker 2: Oh right, you University of Chicago. 1097 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,120 Speaker 3: You have a degree in economics in the University of Chicago. 1098 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,160 Speaker 2: No fact, I have an anthropology degree, Thank you very much. 1099 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,320 Speaker 2: I took a not a fucking fake degree, like the 1100 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,400 Speaker 2: stupid econ bullshit. 1101 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,360 Speaker 3: I would say, that's actually so evil to study economics. 1102 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,239 Speaker 3: It's so hidio Picago, you probably met some of the 1103 00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,520 Speaker 3: most evil people. 1104 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,920 Speaker 2: On the most I was just like in a dorm 1105 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,080 Speaker 2: with them. Okay, so but you saw that I know 1106 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,359 Speaker 2: all these people. Yeah, and like it is not it 1107 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,120 Speaker 2: is not a bunch of Jewish people. It's it's a 1108 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,399 Speaker 2: bunch of Christian frat bros. Like that's like the thing 1109 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,560 Speaker 2: that's actually going on. There's actually a whole One day 1110 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,080 Speaker 2: I will write behind the Bastard's episode about leverage buyouts 1111 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,040 Speaker 2: and about how like there was like a Jewish guy 1112 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,759 Speaker 2: who kind of like like did a lot of the 1113 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,000 Speaker 2: inventing stuff, but him breaking into the banking thing was 1114 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,400 Speaker 2: like a whole thing because there was so much anti Semitism, 1115 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,040 Speaker 2: because all of the banking sector was run by all 1116 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:45,400 Speaker 2: of the fucking like weird dipshit like CIA, like like 1117 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,799 Speaker 2: wasp motherfuckers. 1118 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,560 Speaker 3: I mean, the Mormons have a huge hedge. 1119 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,359 Speaker 2: Fund yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. 1120 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, So, like the what is it? I read an 1121 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,880 Speaker 3: article about the Hedge Fund that the Mormons operate like 1122 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,719 Speaker 3: they have their like best and brightest finance bros. Like, 1123 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,239 Speaker 3: you know, Mormons do their to your if you're really 1124 00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,920 Speaker 3: good at finance your mission, that you don't have to 1125 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,640 Speaker 3: go to South America and like tell people about the 1126 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,279 Speaker 3: Book of Mormon. You can work at the Hedge Fund 1127 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:07,880 Speaker 3: as a mission. 1128 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:08,960 Speaker 4: It's a nightmare. 1129 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,760 Speaker 3: I'm doing a hedge funds for God. 1130 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,200 Speaker 2: Yep. 1131 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:15,879 Speaker 4: That's ASA's a shadow bank by the way, yep, it's great. 1132 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,400 Speaker 2: So okay, okay, coming back to this again, right, so 1133 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,799 Speaker 2: we're talking about like what causes two thousand and eight 1134 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,719 Speaker 2: and how do these shadow banks like do this? And 1135 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,319 Speaker 2: the answer is that they've turned all of these mortgages 1136 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:33,520 Speaker 2: into these like fake securities they can trade, right, they 1137 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:37,640 Speaker 2: package them all together and they find out something really crucial, 1138 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,600 Speaker 2: which is that if they throw a bunch of loans 1139 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,000 Speaker 2: that they obviously know are going to fail together and 1140 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,160 Speaker 2: send them to a regulatory agency. And by the way, 1141 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,319 Speaker 2: all of these like bonds that they're issuing have like 1142 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,919 Speaker 2: grades based on supposed to be like how safe they. 1143 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,759 Speaker 4: Are, and they figure out about that. 1144 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, and they figure out that they can send a 1145 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,239 Speaker 2: bunch of really shitty bonds. But if they package enough 1146 00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,640 Speaker 2: shitty bonds together, they could send them to the regulators, 1147 00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,560 Speaker 2: and the regulators would have would evaluate some of them 1148 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,759 Speaker 2: as being good, and then you could sell the good 1149 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,799 Speaker 2: ones to your pension fund because I thought it was 1150 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:11,160 Speaker 2: a good bond and it made money. That's just lie. 1151 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,960 Speaker 2: And then and then yes, and yes, and then and 1152 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,840 Speaker 2: then behind the scenes, right, all of these fucking companies, 1153 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,680 Speaker 2: all these shadow banks, all the regular banks, they're all 1154 00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,279 Speaker 2: doing these. They're all doing these credit default swaps, right, 1155 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,279 Speaker 2: so they're all betting on which ones of these are 1156 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:24,799 Speaker 2: going to fail. 1157 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,399 Speaker 3: I'm putting all of these boys in time out. I'm 1158 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:28,680 Speaker 3: gonna put them in the bottom. 1159 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,840 Speaker 4: Of a pit so evil. 1160 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,000 Speaker 2: And they start they start doing these, making these like 1161 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,480 Speaker 2: even more complicated instruments right where. Now what they're what 1162 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,200 Speaker 2: they're selling to you isn't just the package of mortgages. 1163 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,480 Speaker 2: They're also selling you the credit default swaps with the loan. 1164 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,840 Speaker 2: So theoretically, what's happening is like they've created an instrument that, 1165 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,480 Speaker 2: regardless of what happens to the loan, you make money. 1166 00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,680 Speaker 3: That's not how anything works. No, it's bullshit. 1167 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 2: It's so obviously bullshit. 1168 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,720 Speaker 3: I'm made of this fake thing where no matter what happens, 1169 00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,840 Speaker 3: I get rich. That's cool. I would love to do that. 1170 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, And nobody was like, wait, well, I mean sometime 1171 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,640 Speaker 2: a couple of people were, but like, like, people didn't 1172 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,399 Speaker 2: just be like wait, hold on, no, obviously you can't 1173 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,560 Speaker 2: make an asset that makes money regardless of whether the 1174 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,520 Speaker 2: thing fails or not. 1175 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,360 Speaker 3: I invented a money machine, Like that's fucking ridiculous. 1176 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,520 Speaker 2: And then eventually yeah, it was like, no, they ran 1177 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,680 Speaker 2: out of fucking mortgages. 1178 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:17,520 Speaker 3: You know. 1179 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,520 Speaker 2: One of the ways that the blame for this was 1180 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,960 Speaker 2: deflected onto regular people was that they blamed the banks 1181 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,160 Speaker 2: or like they blamed regular people for like not being 1182 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,399 Speaker 2: able to pay the mortgages. But the thing is, by 1183 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,839 Speaker 2: the time you get to the point where you're like 1184 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000 Speaker 2: packaging all that, you're betting on the mortgages. Right, if 1185 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,640 Speaker 2: you're a bank, even if you're the regular bank, you 1186 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,439 Speaker 2: don't make money off of like someone paying their mortgage back. 1187 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,160 Speaker 4: You make money on betting on the mortgages. 1188 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,560 Speaker 2: So you're incentivized to just keep giving out loans you 1189 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,120 Speaker 2: know won't happen because you can sell those loans off 1190 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,080 Speaker 2: to some other dipshit and then you and then you 1191 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,120 Speaker 2: can bet on those loans that they're going to fail 1192 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:50,919 Speaker 2: and you can make money. 1193 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,640 Speaker 4: And that's how you make your money because you're. 1194 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,520 Speaker 3: You're not a bank anymore. You're a bookie who's cheating. 1195 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:57,600 Speaker 2: Yep. 1196 00:52:58,239 --> 00:52:59,520 Speaker 3: I don't think that's good Mia. 1197 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,360 Speaker 2: No, this was the entire fucking financial system. We just 1198 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,160 Speaker 2: let these people stay in power. 1199 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,879 Speaker 3: And I'm just supposed to just continue living my life 1200 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:09,279 Speaker 3: like this. 1201 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,759 Speaker 2: I don't know why looking at this and then and 1202 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,839 Speaker 2: then learning that all of these. 1203 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,640 Speaker 4: People got fucking bailed up by the government and none 1204 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,440 Speaker 4: of them went to prison. 1205 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,880 Speaker 3: And do they know they're cheating liars who are faking 1206 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,600 Speaker 3: and making it up? Or are they like so high 1207 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,560 Speaker 3: on their own supply they're like They're like, no, bro, no, 1208 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,200 Speaker 3: but this is totally gonna work. It's totally gonna work. 1209 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,319 Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. Some of them know and some 1210 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,640 Speaker 2: of them don't. 1211 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,360 Speaker 3: Because some of them believe that this is cool. 1212 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, like some some of them legitimately thought that this 1213 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:35,719 Speaker 2: was just going to work. 1214 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,200 Speaker 3: Forefft, Like, do they believe their negative money, backed by 1215 00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,080 Speaker 3: other fake money, backed by the idea of promises of 1216 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,720 Speaker 3: fake money. They think that's money. 1217 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, well thought was gonna work. 1218 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:46,440 Speaker 5: It's not. 1219 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:46,960 Speaker 3: It's not. 1220 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,160 Speaker 2: Nope, And it turned out to not be any fucking money, 1221 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:53,319 Speaker 2: and it blew up again, like entire countries, countries were 1222 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,279 Speaker 2: buying these, they went bankrupt. 1223 00:53:55,600 --> 00:54:00,480 Speaker 3: So like this is less real than a board ape, nft. 1224 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:05,480 Speaker 3: And that's really saying something. It's it's astonishing because at 1225 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,319 Speaker 3: least the at least I can look at least I 1226 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,400 Speaker 3: can look at the picture of the monkey. I can't 1227 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:09,879 Speaker 3: look at. 1228 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,879 Speaker 2: This no, like it like you can't look at the 1229 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,040 Speaker 2: bet you're making on whether and whether monkey go down, Like. 1230 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,719 Speaker 3: It's like like all my apes gone. 1231 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's suppressing because the entire world is just 1232 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,319 Speaker 4: this Now. 1233 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,879 Speaker 2: It's a shit the banks were doing where you're betting 1234 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,480 Speaker 2: on whether mortgage would a feel, but now it's your 1235 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,879 Speaker 2: betting on whether like what day we're going to drop 1236 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,359 Speaker 2: a bomb on. 1237 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,719 Speaker 3: A run, Like nothing is real and everything is gambling. 1238 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,799 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And this is you know, what I would 1239 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,240 Speaker 2: call a sort of terminal crisis stage of capitalism where alike. 1240 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,160 Speaker 3: Because everything is so divorced from any material reality, from 1241 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,120 Speaker 3: any good or service, Like. 1242 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,000 Speaker 2: There is a limit to which you can run an 1243 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,400 Speaker 2: entire economy that is purely based on gambling. 1244 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,960 Speaker 4: Like, they're just there's a limit and we're going to 1245 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,480 Speaker 4: hit it. Really so that's God. 1246 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,360 Speaker 3: That's got to break, right. 1247 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's going to break. It's good to break spectacularly. 1248 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,200 Speaker 2: However, Comma, I do have. 1249 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,560 Speaker 4: Good news for you. 1250 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,640 Speaker 3: You don't, I do. 1251 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,919 Speaker 2: I have good news you now actually understand what non 1252 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,560 Speaker 2: bank financial intermediation is. 1253 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,600 Speaker 3: No, I don't. 1254 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,080 Speaker 4: I'm going to walk you through it. You actually do. 1255 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,279 Speaker 2: So, I'm going to quote the IMS definition of non 1256 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:21,000 Speaker 2: bank financial intermediation. Quote all entities outside the regulated banking 1257 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:26,480 Speaker 2: system that perform the core banking functions credit intermediation, that 1258 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,239 Speaker 2: is taking money from savers and letting it to borrowers. 1259 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:34,759 Speaker 2: The four key aspects of intermediation are maturity, transformation. We 1260 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,120 Speaker 2: know this one, right, This is this is what the 1261 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:37,680 Speaker 2: bank does. 1262 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,520 Speaker 3: The loan gets older. Yeah yeah, you gets paid back 1263 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,080 Speaker 3: over time. 1264 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's you you turn your short term thing 1265 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,479 Speaker 2: into a long term investment, or you. 1266 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,000 Speaker 4: Do the opposite. 1267 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:47,960 Speaker 3: Opposite, it's not good. 1268 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,960 Speaker 2: They're both kind of a disaster, but like yeah, yeah, no, 1269 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,800 Speaker 2: the opposite is kind of how we got. 1270 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:58,080 Speaker 4: Into this mess. There's liquidity transformation, which we know this too. 1271 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,120 Speaker 3: It's turned turning money into a thing that's not money. 1272 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, or turning not money into a thing you can 1273 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,000 Speaker 4: buy burger with. 1274 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,200 Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we got this. 1275 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,399 Speaker 4: Leverage we also know. 1276 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,959 Speaker 2: This, which is you go into a bunch of debt 1277 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:15,600 Speaker 2: to buy something else. And then there's credit risk transfer, 1278 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,560 Speaker 2: which we know that one too. It's the betting market. 1279 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,520 Speaker 2: We're supposedly swapping the risk by both of you two 1280 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,359 Speaker 2: are now betting on whether this thing is going to fail. 1281 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,640 Speaker 3: So it sounds like even just like regular banking is 1282 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,360 Speaker 3: kind of just gambling now. 1283 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,160 Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yep. 1284 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,319 Speaker 2: Well and it's fun too. So this is the thing 1285 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,600 Speaker 2: that you used to be talked about more and isn't now. 1286 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,680 Speaker 2: But like most of like like the world's corporations are 1287 00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:43,719 Speaker 2: also basically this now, like this has been a thing 1288 00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,799 Speaker 2: for a while. It's like the auto manufacturers don't make 1289 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,680 Speaker 2: their money off of cars, I mean they sort of do. 1290 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,160 Speaker 2: They make some money off cars, or like most of 1291 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,880 Speaker 2: what they make their money off of is like the 1292 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,520 Speaker 2: forward finance company, which is like the auto loans thing. 1293 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,359 Speaker 2: Oh and then the auto loans thing trades a bunch 1294 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,520 Speaker 2: of like does all of this other financial bullshit to 1295 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,000 Speaker 2: make money? 1296 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,600 Speaker 3: So, like, I don't think that's a good idea. 1297 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,040 Speaker 4: That's that's what capitalism is. 1298 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:10,879 Speaker 3: So everything, everything is fully reliant on this like. 1299 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:11,960 Speaker 4: Stupid gambling bullshit. 1300 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,600 Speaker 3: Emperor is wearing no clothes. Economy yep. And if anybody, 1301 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,160 Speaker 3: if anybody points out that none of this is connected 1302 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,920 Speaker 3: to a material reality, everything falls apart. 1303 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:22,960 Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. 1304 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,080 Speaker 2: The thing that solves everything for falling apart is that 1305 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,000 Speaker 2: the one thing you can do with your money is 1306 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,960 Speaker 2: turn it into gun. Now I'm listening, and that's what 1307 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,760 Speaker 2: stops of falling apart, right, because now I'm listening. And 1308 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,080 Speaker 2: this is also a sort of graverism. But it's like 1309 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,560 Speaker 2: behind every bank is a man with a gun because 1310 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,479 Speaker 2: the reason that this money is even sort of real 1311 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,080 Speaker 2: is that the bank can like you, like the police 1312 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,960 Speaker 2: will come get you. 1313 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,520 Speaker 4: Right, like men with guns will appear, and that coerce 1314 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,240 Speaker 4: you to pay shit. 1315 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:50,880 Speaker 2: Right. 1316 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:56,000 Speaker 3: But what if what if instead of burger we bought gun? 1317 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,320 Speaker 2: You know, Like this is what is broadly referred to 1318 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:03,320 Speaker 2: as the revolution is it is broadly considered a negative 1319 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,760 Speaker 2: by the financial sector. It is broadly considered a positive 1320 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,240 Speaker 2: by everyone the fuck else. 1321 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,160 Speaker 4: Okay, that's not true. 1322 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,480 Speaker 2: It's not considered a positive by like, I guess, the 1323 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,120 Speaker 2: people who own regular businesses. And this is like this 1324 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,400 Speaker 2: shit that like, you know, it was kind of less 1325 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,160 Speaker 2: unhinged back then, but like if you go read the. 1326 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,960 Speaker 4: People who were like doing this shit in like the 1327 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,000 Speaker 4: early nineteen hundreds, if you read the writing, it's all 1328 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,400 Speaker 4: them being like, oh yeah, no, by the way, like 1329 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,280 Speaker 4: a bunch of banks just like turned the entire Ottoman 1330 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,840 Speaker 4: empire into like a debt peon, and now their entire 1331 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,640 Speaker 4: economy is just dedicated to paying off these fucking loans. 1332 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,840 Speaker 4: And this is like hideously fucking evil. Like they're all 1333 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,160 Speaker 4: complaining about the same shit. 1334 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,440 Speaker 3: And the important lesson we learned from that, The important 1335 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,120 Speaker 3: lesson we learned from that was to do it more 1336 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:50,000 Speaker 3: more oh yeah, yeah yeah, to invent increasingly more complicated 1337 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,360 Speaker 3: ways of doing that. 1338 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:55,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. And like this this is why the term third 1339 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,040 Speaker 2: world is a slur, because because instead of being a 1340 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,680 Speaker 2: political movement, because those the countries in the political movement 1341 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,000 Speaker 2: that was called the Third World movement, all of their 1342 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,440 Speaker 2: economies got fucking annihilated because they had these like loans 1343 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,520 Speaker 2: whose interest rate could change, and the US jacked up 1344 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,280 Speaker 2: all the interest rates and so suddenly their loans were 1345 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,720 Speaker 2: like like the amount you had to like pay on 1346 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,560 Speaker 2: the loans it went from like twenty percent or something 1347 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,880 Speaker 2: to like fifty or one hundred or some shit. And 1348 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,120 Speaker 2: you know, and like in these countries have never recovered, 1349 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,120 Speaker 2: like Nigeria has never really economically recovered from the shit that. 1350 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:26,560 Speaker 4: Happened to them. 1351 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,680 Speaker 2: This This is why a whole bunch of Latin America 1352 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,720 Speaker 2: is like this too, Like it was like why there's 1353 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,200 Speaker 2: so much sort of like writing systemic poverty is that 1354 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,959 Speaker 2: the economies were entirely transformed into machines to like pay 1355 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,160 Speaker 2: back these fucking debts taken out by these dictators. 1356 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,400 Speaker 4: This is the whole fucking economy now. 1357 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,760 Speaker 2: And you know, there's other shadow banks that do other 1358 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,440 Speaker 2: kind of completely unhand shit, right And I've been focusing 1359 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,440 Speaker 2: this week on like specifically the kind that blew up 1360 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,280 Speaker 2: the economy in two thousand and eight, But there's another 1361 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,000 Speaker 2: kind that's like blowing up the economy right now, which 1362 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,920 Speaker 2: is called private credit, which is I mentioned this briefly earlier, 1363 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,720 Speaker 2: but private credit is and these like unregulated companies that 1364 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:06,120 Speaker 2: are not banks give out unregulated loans with unknown terms 1365 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,880 Speaker 2: to other companies, and then those loans go to shit, 1366 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,680 Speaker 2: and there's a whole bunch of ways that can blow up, 1367 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,600 Speaker 2: including by the way, these companies are funding a bunch 1368 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,560 Speaker 2: of the AI bubble. 1369 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,400 Speaker 3: Oh and that's a great investment. It's great, you know, 1370 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,520 Speaker 3: because much much like a mortgage, there's a real physical 1371 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,800 Speaker 3: thing like a house involved, Right, it's not just vibes. 1372 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,640 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh molly molly. 1373 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,840 Speaker 4: They those motherfuckers. I'm gonna talk about this a bit. 1374 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,320 Speaker 2: I might have had just run on for this part 1375 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,600 Speaker 2: of it too, just because like ED does this all 1376 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,560 Speaker 2: the time. But like those motherfuckers out there selling securities 1377 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:39,480 Speaker 2: that are backed by fucking graphics cards, like at least 1378 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,720 Speaker 2: the more I can't believe I'm fucking saying this, but 1379 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,320 Speaker 2: like at least the mortgage backed securities, like there was 1380 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,600 Speaker 2: a house you could steal to get your money back 1381 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,400 Speaker 2: graphics cards ball. 1382 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:54,360 Speaker 3: All my apes aren't my oh my apes are gone. 1383 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:58,120 Speaker 2: Like there's other ones that like it's it's so bad, 1384 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:04,440 Speaker 2: it's just bad. But that's for another time, because it 1385 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,680 Speaker 2: is late as fuck and we are out of here. Mollie. 1386 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,520 Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you for sitting and enduring an hour 1387 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,120 Speaker 2: of you knowing what a shadow bank is. 1388 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,680 Speaker 3: Now I almost know what a bank is. I'm still 1389 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,320 Speaker 3: working on the rest of it, but I think I'm 1390 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,040 Speaker 3: getting closer. 1391 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,600 Speaker 4: I believe in you. I think we've made for a 1392 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:22,440 Speaker 4: progress today. 1393 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:23,560 Speaker 2: I don't know. 1394 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,920 Speaker 4: Now you can kind of understand what's going on. 1395 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:30,200 Speaker 2: When this sector explodes again in like two weeks. 1396 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,280 Speaker 3: You'll have to explain it to me again. 1397 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,520 Speaker 4: Then I will be happy to. 1398 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,440 Speaker 1: It Could Happen Here is a production of cool Zone Media. 1399 01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,680 Speaker 1: For more podcasts from cool Zone Media, visit our website 1400 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,320 Speaker 1: cool Zonemedia dot com, or check us out on the 1401 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:50,280 Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. 1402 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,640 Speaker 1: You can now find sources for it Could Happen Here 1403 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,640 Speaker 1: listed directly in episode descriptions. 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