Speaker 1: Are they saying she want to fuck with the big
Speaker 1: dick this entire time?
Speaker 2: No eight Ape Dick. No, nobody saying dick.
Speaker 1: Oh it sounds like dick to me. No, you never
Speaker 1: know this whole time, I never knew what he was saying.
Speaker 1: She want to fuck with the Big eight, the Big eight, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, it's truly because of the Ape Stone Guerrillas,
Speaker 2: that gang that Casanova just went to prison for.
Speaker 1: Okay, damn, a lot of people going to jail.
Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah, it's a big summer, big jail summer. That's
Speaker 2: where it gets you.
Speaker 1: There's big jail summer, baby, and we celebrating here. And
Speaker 1: my mama told me, send all these niggas to jail.
Speaker 1: Walk about.
Speaker 2: A big chips in yours are racist.
Speaker 1: The money.
Speaker 2: Turkey stuff, I can't tell me. My Cucci pick my booty.
Speaker 2: Whole brown just left Poundtown, christ Is, my mama.
Speaker 1: Told me the fiecasts. Well, we dive deep, deep into
Speaker 1: the pockets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove that the Joshaw Slide
Speaker 2: is not only a fun dance out of Chicago. He
Speaker 2: was also an ancient set of coded movements used to
Speaker 2: identify members of the Underground Railroad to each other in public.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm like, snick Herman, and I'm impressed. Yes, I
Speaker 1: you know this whole time, I was like, this is
Speaker 1: motherfucker about to make this about escaping slavery.
Speaker 2: I could feel it, you knew it.
Speaker 1: It was at the tip of my my taste buds.
Speaker 1: I was like, there's this got some slavery to it.
Speaker 2: It's because every time you slip to the last you
Speaker 2: knew you were doing it for a cost greater than yourself.
Speaker 1: It's like that you gotta move left because massa coming.
Speaker 2: To the right. Granted it was not now Charlie Brown,
Speaker 2: it was a different lyric.
Speaker 3: So your black ass, you're skipping stones three hops this time,
Speaker 3: and I get it.
Speaker 2: That's perfect freedom, brother, That's what I say.
Speaker 1: Damn, we've been talking to each other this whole time,
Speaker 1: and we didn't. We just don't listen. That's all.
Speaker 2: Communication is, non verbal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those grunts that when the cave
Speaker 1: men were just grunting at each other, they had it,
Speaker 1: they had it figured out.
Speaker 2: Those were the real talks.
Speaker 1: And we thought we'd introduce Constantinople and make it more
Speaker 1: come no, we just grunt, just.
Speaker 2: A power of babble fell. And now we got a
Speaker 2: million languages.
Speaker 1: That's too many, too many languages, Doug. And frankly we
Speaker 1: hear in My mama told me, are are here to
Speaker 1: tell you stop speaking other languages? Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 2: And if we're gonna have to go with one for
Speaker 2: the whole world, I gotta say English. It just sounds
Speaker 2: the best. This isn't this isn't no way jangoistic.
Speaker 1: It's just easiest for me.
Speaker 2: It's the easiest for me. Rap is in English. That's
Speaker 2: where the best is.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I don't want to hear that British
Speaker 1: boo boo. I know they're speaking English too, but it
Speaker 1: don't sound good barely.
Speaker 2: Hey bro, get the food.
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up, shut up. We hate it. Why carriage?
Speaker 1: It's garage, bitch. Yeah, and that's not where good things
Speaker 1: are made.
Speaker 2: No. And it's a shirt, not a jumper, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, it's a goddamn sweatshirts. Stop calling it
Speaker 1: a jumper.
Speaker 2: Don't be an idiot. And chips are the crispy things
Speaker 2: that come in bags.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're thinner. French fries is what the words.
Speaker 2: You're looking for fries and they're made by the French,
Speaker 2: and they're made by the French. I refuse to learn.
Speaker 1: Well, now that we've got all our bigotry out up front,
Speaker 1: I think we have a very exciting episode in line
Speaker 1: for our listeners. It's a Lengthston and David episode, a
Speaker 1: David and Langston episode, one of those exciting little numbers.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna do some emails, We're gonna talk some shit.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: It's all open. I feel good about it. Are you
Speaker 2: recharged from the fourth of July weekend? You ready to go?
Speaker 2: You back in it.
Speaker 1: I am in a difficult position as a father in
Speaker 1: that there is no recharge. I will never recharge ever again.
Speaker 1: My body is just slowly being drained. I don't like
Speaker 1: you're putting batteries in the freezer because somebody told you
Speaker 1: that works, but that don't really work. They still bad batteries.
Speaker 1: That's where I'm at.
Speaker 2: You know, Oh that sounds awful. I feel great, Listen,
Speaker 2: you're glowing you. I had an amazing week. I feel
Speaker 2: if I went to a dakery lounge. I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: All and they now you know, they made entire lounges
Speaker 1: that dedicated to dakeries.
Speaker 2: I think it's new. I think it's new, and I
Speaker 2: think it's only based in Colorado Springs, but uh, you
Speaker 2: know it can catch on five different survey machines full
Speaker 2: of different Dakri flavors, so you know it's good.
Speaker 1: What was your go to? Where were you were? You like,
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a strawberry man.
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm not. No, I'm not sure on paper
Speaker 2: what the flavor was, but it was blue, Okay, I
Speaker 2: think it could have been blue coconut, but who you know?
Speaker 1: That's wild?
Speaker 2: You never heard of blue coconut.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of blue coconut. Blue is traditional with raspberry,
Speaker 1: and if you're a bad boy, it goes to lemonade. Right,
Speaker 1: I've seen some blue lemonades. I have never heard of.
Speaker 1: Motherfuckers say blue coconut. But maybe I'm just not as
Speaker 1: worldly as you are.
Speaker 2: I think you're not out in these sweet streets if
Speaker 2: you will, obviously not the gay streets, I mean the
Speaker 2: streets for people who like sweets. Nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think anybody was confused by it, And
Speaker 1: I think the clarification honestly made more of us uncomfortable
Speaker 1: than you intended. I think we're all on the edge
Speaker 1: of our seats now based off of the clarification.
Speaker 2: I wish gay guys would call them the sweet streets.
Speaker 1: Back out in these sweet streets.
Speaker 2: Maybe back on these sweet streets.
Speaker 1: Second nicks, back in these sweet streets.
Speaker 2: No, but blue coconut is a thing. On this blue coconut, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a and the other flavors. I can't drink green stuff,
Speaker 2: I know, mountain dew. Drinking green makes me feel weird,
Speaker 2: not like if I get like a smoothie where it's
Speaker 2: supposed to be green, but that artificial green scares me.
Speaker 1: That's funny because I've always associated that feeling with blue.
Speaker 1: Where I was this is defying God's will when I'm
Speaker 1: drinking blue, I.
Speaker 2: Mean blue liquid. It definitely doesn't occur in nature.
Speaker 1: Right, And that's green liquid we can make.
Speaker 2: That's fair, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like even if you if you blend up blueberries, they
Speaker 1: don't come out blue like that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, and listen, I'm not saying I'm not wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm just much like leading into todayday's topic, going with
Speaker 2: my instincts.
Speaker 1: M that was a That was an excellent fucking transition.
Speaker 2: I don't know you.
Speaker 1: I told you I'm reaching Large're back at it, baby.
Speaker 2: The fireworks filled me back up.
Speaker 1: You know, my daughter pissed on me at the on
Speaker 1: a plane yesterday. So we're sitting in the sea where
Speaker 1: she was sitting in my lap watching Dora the Explorer
Speaker 1: from like two like old episodes, not even current episodes.
Speaker 1: Dora doesn't exist anymore. We're just giving her stuff that
Speaker 1: we know is safe from like twenty two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: And she peed in my lap and then I just
Speaker 1: had to sit there wet for the for another hour
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's bad.
Speaker 2: That's that's the opposite of my day. Yeah, I took
Speaker 2: two I took two plates home from the barbecue.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you're a plate king bro.
Speaker 2: Shout out to miss hazel Man.
Speaker 1: She was going, I ain't recharge it never again. My
Speaker 1: batteries are wet and they stink a little bit. But
Speaker 1: you had a beautiful transition, and then we fucked this up.
Speaker 1: But okay, that's We got an email from a person,
Speaker 1: a person named Aliyah Aliyah and it's spelled classic. It's
Speaker 1: spelled like the the This is the A l I
Speaker 1: y a h.
Speaker 2: So hard to sing. This is because she says a A.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know she says a L. I don't
Speaker 1: think she does the beginning. I think she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the beginning.
Speaker 2: I thought she did the beginning. I just I thought
Speaker 2: it because it's a I don't think she says the
Speaker 2: I think she says because it's a A.
Speaker 1: Why No, I think she just this is the l
Speaker 1: I y a H. If I were if I'm if
Speaker 1: I'm a betting man, I'm going with her just saying
Speaker 1: Leah and then you know the rest on top of that, Olivia,
Speaker 1: if you if you happen to know or if you
Speaker 1: happen to be able to look it up. I feel
Speaker 1: fairly confident she doesn't bring up them a A.
Speaker 2: I thought she said the AA. I mean he that's
Speaker 2: all right. She has a jazz personality.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, come on, come on man. That's a
Speaker 1: freestyle lady. If ever there was, I love it, I
Speaker 1: love it. We mess you Leah.
Speaker 2: Really, do you ever go do a Leah deep dive
Speaker 2: like on a walk or anything like that outside walking? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a hard time with it for a
Speaker 1: while because of the uh sort of complexities of of
Speaker 1: the rights to her her music and obviously like her
Speaker 1: family sort of like not having the rights. But but
Speaker 1: that one uncle I believe was sort of like the
Speaker 1: only person who was making money or could make money
Speaker 1: off of her ship. And that's also the uncle that
Speaker 1: like essentially sold her into sex slavery. So a lot
Speaker 1: of it sort of had like an achy vibe. And
Speaker 1: then you know, the right the right music sort of.
Speaker 2: Thanks for ruining Aliyah for you fucking nerve God, damn it.
Speaker 2: Bro Come on, man, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: Not bad dog, you know. Listen, there were there were
Speaker 1: some uh, there were some legalities in that four page
Speaker 1: letter that they didn't bring up in the song.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Now I gotta feel weird
Speaker 2: about it. I listen, not two hours ago.
Speaker 1: I think it's okay.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: I think like they worked it out a little bit,
Speaker 1: that them family sees some of the that's why it's
Speaker 1: on Spotify years after it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't. I so for a long time.
Speaker 2: I wasn't streaming. Once they put YouTube on the phone,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's my music service. Yeah, yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't even I don't have Spotify. Now I'm a
Speaker 2: title man though, oh you fuck with title. I got
Speaker 2: my own playlist on title title David Bardy Hardy's and bullshit,
Speaker 2: it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's Hardy's the restaurant, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, no, I'm I'm I got equity. Okay, wait,
Speaker 2: justin from Olivia.
Speaker 1: It is y yeah, I know that he sha't bring
Speaker 1: up the days.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that makes sense. Yep, still good, still good.
Speaker 1: Well Aliyah not the dead gal who got taken advantage
Speaker 1: of sent us an email and she said, Hey, Langston
Speaker 1: and David, longtime listener. I absolutely love the show. We
Speaker 1: love you too, Aliyah. That's so nice. I don't know
Speaker 1: you fair enough. I was being generous. That's not usually
Speaker 1: our instinct is to because our listeners. Let's not switch
Speaker 1: it up now, come on, you're right, fuck you, Aliyah,
Speaker 1: But thank you for sending it all the same. We
Speaker 1: appreciate that she says, I am writing because I have
Speaker 1: a conspiracy I recently heard about, and I am not
Speaker 1: sure if either of you are familiar with. Usually, when
Speaker 1: you get butterflies in your stomach when you first meet
Speaker 1: someone romantically. This thought of as a sweet sign that
Speaker 1: you two may have a good connection. Well, this theory
Speaker 1: is the complete opposite. Oh shit, she's prefacing the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It is the theory that if you get butterflies the
Speaker 1: first time you meet a romantic interest, then that person
Speaker 1: is not a good match for you, And it's actually
Speaker 1: a war. It's actually a warning signal from your body
Speaker 1: telling you not to fuck with that person. Thought it
Speaker 1: was interesting. Would love to hear your thoughts, Aliyah.
Speaker 2: I love it. As somebody who regularly confuses the intense
Speaker 2: feelings in their body, I think this is something we
Speaker 2: gotta talk. Everybody's always like, trust your gut, what if
Speaker 2: your guts bad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, We're not making good choices very often, I would say,
Speaker 1: just as a as a race, as a people, and
Speaker 1: not even just black people, like the human race, we
Speaker 1: are not often making good choices for ourselves on a
Speaker 1: daily basis. The presumption that somebody we want to fuck
Speaker 1: is a good choice is pretty wild.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, because Hey, think about the people you know
Speaker 2: in your life who act the most off of impulse,
Speaker 2: mostly of mine, bad guys. Yeah, lot of bad and women.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like people who only move off a gut. Stupid people.
Speaker 1: They're real usually usually they're real, dumb and a little demonic.
Speaker 1: They're not Uh, they're not heroes in anybody's story.
Speaker 2: No, it's the well thought out like, Okay, you have
Speaker 2: a wife. Was it butterflies the first time you met her?
Speaker 2: Or was it a relationship that developed and you were like, oh,
Speaker 2: this could be a pretty good reasonable thing.
Speaker 1: I will say that that I think I have butterflies,
Speaker 1: but I think that I would not say that they
Speaker 1: were butterflies different than other butterflies that I have felt
Speaker 1: right that, like they weren't so exceptionally different butterflies that
Speaker 1: it was like I've never felt this way upon meeting
Speaker 1: another human being ever in my life. It was the
Speaker 1: time that we spent in sort of the growing together
Speaker 1: that made them feel more exceptional to every other experience
Speaker 1: I've had. You know what I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Know exactly what you mean, except I'm not married. I
Speaker 2: just mean I thought I had butterflies and then come
Speaker 2: to find out maybe it was just some big ass titties. Yes,
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, this girl with big titties likes me.
Speaker 2: That's really not, and then come to find out maybe
Speaker 2: that was a bad call.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you this as a married person, big
Speaker 1: titties still give me butterflies, you know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean public every day.
Speaker 1: I mean just walking through the gruncery store in my
Speaker 1: heart and my mind tell me will be a flutter.
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, that's not the correct feeling. I'm
Speaker 1: not running off with those big titties. That's a mistake.
Speaker 2: If I chased every feeling of butterflies I've ever felt romantically,
Speaker 2: there's some weird ones in there. Yeah, d on on,
Speaker 2: Moisha when she spoke in that Jamaican accent, felt butterflies.
Speaker 2: But that is no in no disrespect to Cheryl Lee Ralf,
Speaker 2: but that wasn't my.
Speaker 1: Story, man, right right, right right. You're like, nah, this
Speaker 1: is a moment and and I felt it, and now
Speaker 1: I need to move on and think differently.
Speaker 2: Who was the police lady with the big titties? On?
Speaker 1: Come on, I already know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on. We all felt a little bit
Speaker 2: of that. All felt a little bit of that. I
Speaker 2: used to.
Speaker 1: I used to watch the Wayne's brothers and they would
Speaker 1: call her like ugly I'd be like, y'all don't get it.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Bro?
Speaker 1: What are you she's talking about?
Speaker 2: Can we talk about her? First second? She's in under
Speaker 2: some hero people don't bring that up about how that
Speaker 2: was good. Notice we never talked about that. We never
Speaker 2: talked she was bad, she's bad, she was older.
Speaker 1: You know who else they used to do that with that.
Speaker 1: I I just I was like, y'all are fucking nuts
Speaker 1: and I don't even think this is a funny game.
Speaker 1: Was fuck, what's her name?
Speaker 2: The chick?
Speaker 1: Friday Afternoon, She's and then so many things producing her.
Speaker 1: She played the like horny wife in Friday Afternoon, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my next Friday after.
Speaker 2: Oh sugar, yeah me and yeah yeah yeah. Kim.
Speaker 1: Why they used to do that with Kim Whitley all
Speaker 1: the time where they would pretend like she's fat and
Speaker 1: ugly and it's like dog, that is the most beautiful
Speaker 1: woman walking this planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Character shaped the sexual preferences of a generation.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I used to I used to look
Speaker 1: at Kim Whitley like, if only, if only I be
Speaker 1: so lucky?
Speaker 2: Bro, I wanted mister time when she licked his head
Speaker 2: and he was like, you I was like, man, what
Speaker 2: are you doing, ice Cube?
Speaker 1: You got Nea Long and her You're the greatest, You're
Speaker 1: the greatest.
Speaker 2: Fool. He's a foolish man.
Speaker 1: He's a fool. He's an anti Semitic fool.
Speaker 2: Shout up to those two on. So I really don't
Speaker 2: think either of them get enough of credible never.
Speaker 1: I just think there was a period where it was
Speaker 1: like really convenient to like be like, ah, she's big,
Speaker 1: so bad bad because she's big.
Speaker 2: I feel like Martin. I feel like Martin created a
Speaker 2: premise where you had to have a dog on The
Speaker 2: Black Show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Because even Martin talking to Pam was insane.
Speaker 1: He was very disrespectful to that very gorgeous woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was fucking her behind the scenes. That's how fine
Speaker 1: she was. That that the whole bit was hinged on
Speaker 1: him being like, you're disgusting, and he was still like, bro,
Speaker 1: I can't even hold back. I want to be with
Speaker 1: this lady so bad.
Speaker 2: It's also how you know Martin was a toxic king,
Speaker 2: because that behavior is that that is what a guest like.
Speaker 1: It ain't great because they were best friends in real life.
Speaker 2: That ain't great, Like between that and Tisa Campbell. I
Speaker 2: love the show as well, but like, yeah, oof, somebody's
Speaker 2: got to do like a hard hitting biopick on Martin.
Speaker 1: I will say, And we've talked about it a bunch
Speaker 1: of like why is Martin different now? And I do
Speaker 1: got to believe that some of it has to be
Speaker 1: how hard he went into toxic territory for for a decade.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I think it's also the
Speaker 2: I think that, and I've always thought this. I think
Speaker 2: that there's a price that comes with being too fresh
Speaker 2: mm hmmm hmmm. And I think Martin. I think Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 2: When did you ever see one hair out of play?
Speaker 2: People don't give credit how good Martin's hair was. He
Speaker 2: was the first nigga to wear a Pelly Pelly on television.
Speaker 2: That comes at the cost, That's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't. You can't create a style and a
Speaker 1: vibe for a generation and sort of be an aesthetic
Speaker 1: without eventually having a downfall on the other side of it.
Speaker 2: Bro I mapped my apartment after Martin's apartment. You think
Speaker 2: I got this painting because I wanted it.
Speaker 1: No, Martin wanted that.
Speaker 2: Martin wanted it. That's a flat space. Man, you think
Speaker 2: that was my idea? It was. It was shut out.
Speaker 1: He wasn't thinking like that.
Speaker 2: No, No, I was. You know he crawlsed, cycle, walk
Speaker 2: versus or whatever is.
Speaker 1: Bonjour. It is Langston Kerrman and me.
Speaker 2: You are not me, not mean. We we.
Speaker 1: And we are terribly excited because we're bringing our podcast.
Speaker 1: My mama told me to the Just for Laughs festival
Speaker 1: in Montreal.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be great. We're gonna have great guests
Speaker 2: for you, door prizes, and us in person. You can
Speaker 2: come see us, touch us, smell us, whatever you need
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: Come smell our hair, y'all. You gotta do it and listen.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be at the Hilton Double Tree in Montreal,
Speaker 1: and you don't want to miss it. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: an amazing show. It's gonna be the most fun you
Speaker 1: can imagine at eleven am in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the best thing you can do
Speaker 2: besides eating a late breakfast. So remember that's Friday, July
Speaker 2: twenty eighth, at eleven am in the Hilton Double Tree, Montreal.
Speaker 2: Or you can go to hahaha dot com and search
Speaker 2: My mama told me.
Speaker 1: Just look up. My mama told me live shows were
Speaker 1: gonna be there Montreal, monsieur we we. I do think
Speaker 1: that there are legs here, though. I do think there's
Speaker 1: something pretty valid about, at the very least our instincts
Speaker 1: not being as fool proof as we like to pretend
Speaker 1: that they are.
Speaker 2: I think I've had it with so many times. There's
Speaker 2: so many times I've just followed my instinct instead of
Speaker 2: pretty basic context clues and ended up in like bad
Speaker 2: situations where it's like, yeah, okay, you feel this way
Speaker 2: about this person, but like you know, now she's got
Speaker 2: you at this house party trying to buy a radio,
Speaker 2: like what's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'll say this even if we move it
Speaker 1: beyond just sort of like sexual and sort of like
Speaker 1: you know, interpersonal relationships. I feel that way even with
Speaker 1: like buying cars and shit and like things that people
Speaker 1: sell me on the street, where a man will convince
Speaker 1: me that something is good and I will have sort
Speaker 1: of like these immediate instincts of being like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta buy this because he's very convincing and he's at
Speaker 1: an advocate for it, and then I feel fucking dumb afterwards.
Speaker 2: How do you think the oil man got me. You're right,
Speaker 2: I do look like a man who appreciates the scent
Speaker 2: out of a backpack. No, it's just confidence, the confidence.
Speaker 1: The amount of people I think that that just fell
Speaker 1: for confidence men via bitcoin and and all of these
Speaker 1: like online dollars. It's endless, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I truly have motherfuckers convinced me that if I wasn't
Speaker 1: about to buy some some fucking bitcoin, I was fucking
Speaker 1: up my life.
Speaker 2: I bought some, I bought some. I got out though
Speaker 2: when it was still high, because I'm paranoid. I was like,
Speaker 2: this can't be. This is making nothing out of nothing,
Speaker 2: But this is making something out of nothing like it.
Speaker 2: I did make a couple of racks though, to be honest,
Speaker 2: Oh shit, but I put. I bought a lot, but
Speaker 2: then I just pulled out because I was like.
Speaker 1: Black spaceman, ain't cheap, man, I get it.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I got a whole got a whole
Speaker 2: lifestyle to uphold man.
Speaker 1: Olivia is sending us some some research. She says that,
Speaker 1: or rather the research she found says that the science
Speaker 1: behind it. So what's actually happening, what's actually causing the
Speaker 1: fluttering in your stomach. The sensation may be due to
Speaker 1: increase levels of sub of the substance nor nor pine
Speaker 1: nor effort. You know how to pronounce stuff better than
Speaker 1: me sometimes nor piniferin nor penifferin. I like the way
Speaker 1: you went in on that. Hell yeah, so that's nor
Speaker 1: piniferint following. We're following your butterflies. Maybe your butterflies at
Speaker 1: least fly mine mind wings got ripped off by the
Speaker 1: sick kid. Maybe it's because ipenephrin.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: That sounds doctory, so nor epinephrine. Throughout the body's central
Speaker 1: nervous system. Nor Eperinepherin functions both as a hormone and
Speaker 1: a neurotransmitter molecule that sends messages between the nerve cells,
Speaker 1: and it's released in response to stress and potentially attraction.
Speaker 1: Your brain struggles to determine between stress and desire.
Speaker 2: That call motherfucking box and nigga and know nothing about that?
Speaker 1: There it is, That's the truest ship.
Speaker 2: I I can't. I still can't. So I don't know
Speaker 2: the difference between a good time and a scary time.
Speaker 2: I really don't the house. What's happening, How this bad
Speaker 2: bitch has stressed me out. Come on, come on, think
Speaker 2: about the face day, think about the face when you
Speaker 2: see a bad bitch. Come back.
Speaker 1: We're about to make my life complicated around you.
Speaker 2: Ever seen a girl so far and you're upset that
Speaker 2: you're in the same space.
Speaker 1: All the time?
Speaker 2: Man? When she do it over here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why would you invite her? You don't have a situation.
Speaker 2: I gotta get keemo, I gotta deal with this.
Speaker 1: What is she looking lost? Comes about to help her?
Speaker 2: You know the target is supposed to have bad bitch hours.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, and it ain't right now, it ain't
Speaker 1: when I'm shopping.
Speaker 2: Man, Now, I got six bottles of the breeze on
Speaker 2: accident because I.
Speaker 1: Was Oh, I didn't even rechecked my grocery list. I
Speaker 1: just bought what I had and left.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I came home with three oranges and that's it. And
Speaker 1: my wife was like, what about the toilet paper? Lady,
Speaker 1: you don't know what I was going through over the
Speaker 1: are you? You can't talk to me like this.
Speaker 2: I'm fighting demons. Listen.
Speaker 1: It was either I get the toilet paper or we
Speaker 1: lose our marriage.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Do you still want to be with me? There no
Speaker 1: toilet paper in this.
Speaker 2: House, and that's just how it's gotta be.
Speaker 1: No, but this makes perfect sense to me that the
Speaker 1: stress and the desire sort of live in the exact
Speaker 1: same bell curve, right, or the feelings live in that
Speaker 1: same bell curve.
Speaker 2: I think so. I think it's a lot of like
Speaker 2: the pleasure pain principle, which I guess I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's a real principle or if it's just that
Speaker 2: Janet song.
Speaker 1: I think it might be Janet. But I bet Janet.
Speaker 1: I bet Janet did a little research before she named
Speaker 1: that title. I bet it has something to do with something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be. I just it's that, it's that,
Speaker 2: you know, It's just it's just that fine line between
Speaker 2: pleasure and pain, that line between excitement and like, it
Speaker 2: makes perfect sense to because yeah, I can't tell tell
Speaker 2: the difference between that A lot of times you ever
Speaker 2: want to fight explain that feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, here's here's something. And I think I've
Speaker 1: talked to you about this before. But I was in Sacramento,
Speaker 1: unfortunately not too long ago. Uh not not a great town,
Speaker 1: but but we're all working. But I was in Sacramento
Speaker 1: and I went for a jug and as I rounded
Speaker 1: a block. A dude came out shirtless with a knife
Speaker 1: and just started charging at.
Speaker 2: Me, like you even talk to me about this, bro?
Speaker 2: Bro what it was one.
Speaker 1: Of the scariest things that's ever happened in my life
Speaker 1: where this dude comes around the corner, he's clearly on
Speaker 1: drugs or just you know, not all the way there whatever,
Speaker 1: comes charging at me and he's like, I'll kill you, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even like it was coming at you, bro.
Speaker 1: He's talking gang ship, he's throwing up signs, he's like
Speaker 1: coming at me specifically being like you coming over here,
Speaker 1: I don't fucking kill you. You know what it is blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah doing the whole shit, and naturally,
Speaker 1: at least through through the what history has told me
Speaker 1: and what I believed this entire time, what my body
Speaker 1: should do was I thought I would kick into like
Speaker 1: this animalistic instinct where I fight for my life whatever.
Speaker 1: And all I did was sort of like go, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't want no trouble man, and just kind of
Speaker 1: walk into the street and casually walk away from him.
Speaker 1: And it terrified me that I didn't turn into like
Speaker 1: a fucking you know what I mean. I didn't become
Speaker 1: the man that I needed to be brother to save
Speaker 1: my life, exactly what you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, shit got turned up and you thought, now this
Speaker 2: is you know what it is. You think like, now
Speaker 2: this is gonna be the me that I've always thought
Speaker 2: I could be. I'm now I'm gonna I'm gonna send
Speaker 2: that I had always hoped myself to be.
Speaker 1: I've known I'm a super saying this whole time. I
Speaker 1: just needed a moment to trigger it. And then my
Speaker 1: hair will turn yellow, my eyes will turn blue, I
Speaker 1: will beat this motherfucker's ass. And instead I just stayed Krilling.
Speaker 1: And that's a problem.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. You stayed Chilling. Don't do that. Don't
Speaker 2: do that to yourself. Nobody likes Krilling. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Hey, Criling got the baddest girl in the whole and
Speaker 1: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh chee chee.
Speaker 1: Krilling with Android eighteen. He ended off with, yeah, Android aighteen,
Speaker 1: she's secretly a battie. But and way out of this
Speaker 1: league is more the important part. Shout out to that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are no leagues if you do it right. But no,
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying because I've had that same
Speaker 1: situation where some shit went crazy and then I just
Speaker 1: got like very cool, very calm, very calm and cool.
Speaker 2: But you don't feel good about you feel like a bitch. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't feel like that empowered for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't feel like de Niro cool, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean where it's like, yeah, I'm chilling because
Speaker 1: I know I'll murder you at any second. It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think you'll just stab me to death and I'll
Speaker 1: I'll never even get a hit in, like I think
Speaker 1: I'll never I'll never even sock you one good time
Speaker 1: and make you rethink your behavior.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this question. Does it hurt your feeling?
Speaker 2: Does it make you feel bad about yourself that you
Speaker 2: weren't like you weren't on it enough to even yell,
Speaker 2: Like you didn't even take you outside of your shit
Speaker 2: enough for you to like raise your voice. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: I was, yeah, yeah, because you stop more sense like
Speaker 2: or something some ship that makes sense, But like, I
Speaker 2: know you're scaring me afterwards, Like fuck, I could have died.
Speaker 2: I didn't even yep for my life.
Speaker 1: I just and that's what's embarrassing is like I didn't
Speaker 1: even fight for this thing. I I want to believe,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you want to believe you're
Speaker 1: gonna fall. It's like Cliffhanger where you're gonna like hang
Speaker 1: on with that one arm and fight for your life.
Speaker 2: But nah, I'm just some people just drop.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, take me, big dog.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like that polite thing, like I was
Speaker 2: out of my I was out of here already, you know.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was running pretty fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't mean to get in your space. There.
Speaker 1: It is three one three over years.
Speaker 2: That is a terrible story. I wouldn't have told anybody.
Speaker 1: I mean I told my wife, and I felt so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think she was comforted by the
Speaker 1: fact that I was okay, and that's good. That's good
Speaker 1: certainly that I didn't I think I will say, this
Speaker 1: is what I think would be the most embarrassing is
Speaker 1: if you then try to be a tough guy and
Speaker 1: you lose on the streets of Sacramento in your jogging clothes.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: I don't think that this was the most embarrassing ending
Speaker 1: to the story. I think it was probably like real
Speaker 1: middle embarrassing, but it was uncomfortable to have to repeat
Speaker 1: to another human being.
Speaker 2: But you don't want to get sliced up in a
Speaker 2: pair of hookas either. I don't know what you jogging.
Speaker 1: I'm just I should be so lucky. I'm jogging in
Speaker 1: old basketball shoes, shogging basketball on TV. Yeah, man, I
Speaker 1: I don't mean TV. And this is something everybody at
Speaker 1: home should know. TV don't make you love yourself. That's
Speaker 1: something you gotta do.
Speaker 2: It also doesn't make you as much money as you
Speaker 2: thought it would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now we're all middling out emotionally and financially from Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that I was a lot of television appearances.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to Conan O'Brien, but didn't do for
Speaker 2: me what I thought.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I do think to the larger point,
Speaker 1: we are talking about the instincts not necessarily being all
Speaker 1: the way trustworthy, and I do. This does feel correct
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: It feels it feels real to me. I think that, Well,
Speaker 2: let's take a break and then we'll come back and
Speaker 2: we'll talk about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, well we're gonna take a break. We'll be back
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Speaker 1: me bonjour it is Langston Kerman and me.
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Speaker 2: Monsieur. We we someone get this jigaboo away from me. There,
Speaker 2: y'all back with another that was a real time often
Speaker 2: confronting that jogger on the streets.
Speaker 1: I wish I was brave enough to say that I
Speaker 1: was just sell alone. There was no one there. I
Speaker 1: knew no one was gonna help me.
Speaker 2: Bro. I feel it because like so my block is
Speaker 2: super active as far as with the like on house
Speaker 2: drug using selling community, and like, yeah, they accost me
Speaker 2: all the time, and I wish I had like a
Speaker 2: cooler but it's usually it's just like that, like man,
Speaker 2: I don't even know. Oh man, I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: get in the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or like what you know what I hate too.
Speaker 2: It's not the house people, but when the drug dealers
Speaker 2: say good morning to me and ship, I wish I
Speaker 2: could have a get this jiggoo, But I'm just like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a good morning too.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: Hey man, hey man, I don't think what you're doing
Speaker 1: in your community is that baby. Actually, drugs are pretty
Speaker 1: cool for in the community.
Speaker 2: I didn't shut my door fast or anything because it's
Speaker 2: a key fob. I wasn't afraid you were gonna get I'm.
Speaker 1: Not looking back and make sure you ain't following.
Speaker 2: I'm brave.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty braive, do I do.
Speaker 2: I always come and get the girl, or do I
Speaker 2: buzzer in sometimes No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 2: I'll go get you if.
Speaker 1: You come to mind listen, He'll come get you. Bring
Speaker 1: that plate.
Speaker 2: Unless it's in the daytime. Unless it's in the daytime,
Speaker 2: then it's like it's it's it's not you know, we'll
Speaker 2: be all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorrying to think you're not coming to get them,
Speaker 1: but that's I'm coming.
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes I got into the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, I'm not any stronger than you are.
Speaker 2: Okay, get you large and dark as hell, everybody.
Speaker 1: I I guess the question I have for you is
Speaker 1: if we are both in agreement that that this isn't
Speaker 1: necessarily good, right, that we shouldn't necessarily be following the
Speaker 1: butterflies that are leading us potentially to our own demise sometimes,
Speaker 1: what do we do about it? Are we just meant
Speaker 1: to never trust our butterflies? How do we fix this?
Speaker 2: That's what? So, that's that's that's the big issue, right,
Speaker 2: because I've often I've thought about this a lot, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, in a perfect world, there would be a
Speaker 2: way to train your instincts. But I don't think it's
Speaker 2: that possible because your instincts are that's your base you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, that's your base level. So I mean,
Speaker 2: I think it's like for me it becomes u rely
Speaker 2: less on your instincts and more on a fake this
Speaker 2: out be tacting because I think that one thing that
Speaker 2: can trump instincts is a logic base or like a
Speaker 2: strong sense of logic, and like you kind of run
Speaker 2: through that in your head before you make a decision,
Speaker 2: as opposed to just going with your gut. Because coming
Speaker 2: with your gut. Don't get me wrong, it's sexy. I
Speaker 2: understand it's so sexy when people say that, no, I
Speaker 2: just went with my gut. But I I got I gotta,
Speaker 2: like I think I I I sometimes sometimes if it's
Speaker 2: like if I run the if I run through the
Speaker 2: logic of a certain scenario or a situation, and I'm
Speaker 2: still on the fence, then I'll maybe take my gut
Speaker 2: to push me over. But that's been wrong. I've been
Speaker 2: scammed many times. All this art, all this art.
Speaker 1: Sure you're you're saying that our logic, or rather our
Speaker 1: instincts need some checks and balances.
Speaker 2: I think, I think I and and maybe for some people,
Speaker 2: for some people it's different, but I know for me personally,
Speaker 2: I do I do feel that way.
Speaker 1: I think that I think that sounds fair. I think
Speaker 1: we could all afford to maybe like give it a second,
Speaker 1: as far as you know, making sure that the choice
Speaker 1: that we're making instinctually is in fact the correct choice
Speaker 1: for the greater good of our lives, or at least
Speaker 1: keeping things at a net zero. Like I do think
Speaker 1: that that that's part of the problem, right, Like, there
Speaker 1: are probably a lot of people out here who you're
Speaker 1: attracted to, who might give you butterflies, and some of
Speaker 1: them are not necessarily the best for you, but they're
Speaker 1: not going to detract from your life. They're not going
Speaker 1: to make shit worse than it already is. And then
Speaker 1: there are a lot of people who give you butterflies
Speaker 1: who are truly like a bro. You are making a
Speaker 1: massive mistake if you follow this train and maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit of checks and balances to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't look, the titties are fantastic, but I think
Speaker 1: I got a chill and not follow this all the
Speaker 1: way to the end.
Speaker 2: And also, sometimes if you grew up strange, you have
Speaker 2: odd mental shit or sometimes sometimes your instincts lead to
Speaker 2: destruction because that's what you're like subconsciously looking for.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm hmm, you know.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying. So a lot of it is that too.
Speaker 2: A lot of it is like developmental, like what am
Speaker 2: I actually looking for in a partner? Like you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Because it's like whatever it is you want,
Speaker 2: you find what you're looking for, whether you put that
Speaker 2: out consciously or not. You do tend to be attracted
Speaker 2: to and get what it is you're looking for, And
Speaker 2: a lot of us are looking for the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of what you're you're getting butterflies for is
Speaker 1: your daddy's fault and you gotta impact that before you
Speaker 1: real listening to them butterflies for real or or.
Speaker 2: If somebody nobody ever told you how to like you know,
Speaker 2: cause like also it's like a lot of times I
Speaker 2: think butterfly too butterflies two is like just because like
Speaker 2: you're gonna have great sex with somebody, doesn't mean that's
Speaker 2: like you're person right, Like it's not, that's not that's
Speaker 2: not necessarily so I think I think butterflies are often on
Speaker 2: a physical level, like oh this this could be great,
Speaker 2: we could have a good whatever, But that might not be.
Speaker 2: There's so many other factors.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I do think, and and maybe that's a
Speaker 1: good way of interpreting is is the butterflies that I
Speaker 1: felt on an emotional level came later.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: The butterflies that I felt on a physical level happen
Speaker 1: a lot more often and have happened with plenty of folks.
Speaker 1: But the emotional butterflies are rarer and a little more
Speaker 1: harder earned, right.
Speaker 2: And that and that makes sense because that's you using
Speaker 2: your that's you understanding the situation and your brain being like, oh,
Speaker 2: I think this could be good, but like, yeah, on
Speaker 2: a quick you know, like, I am not a love
Speaker 2: it for site person. I don't think that that doesn't
Speaker 2: really make any sense to me.
Speaker 1: You don't subscribe to it at all for anybody.
Speaker 2: Not particularly. I think that I think the reason that
Speaker 2: it's kind of like an antiquated notion is because I
Speaker 2: think people who had experienced that type of thing years
Speaker 2: ago were also more inclined to like stick out the
Speaker 2: relationship and just make it work than people are now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I think maybe it's like I had this feeling
Speaker 2: about this person at first, we got together, got married
Speaker 2: in a week or whatever, and then we are the
Speaker 2: type of people who wanted to stick it out and
Speaker 2: figure it out.
Speaker 1: More So, I believe I believe you can want to
Speaker 1: love someone at first sight. I believe that two people
Speaker 1: can want to love each other at first sight and
Speaker 1: sort of go in equally, being like, I am committing
Speaker 1: to playing a game with you and seeing this to
Speaker 1: the end for the sake of what we are coining
Speaker 1: as love growth whatever. But do I genuinely believe that
Speaker 1: like your soul's bonded the moment that y'all locked eyes
Speaker 1: on each other.
Speaker 2: I do not.
Speaker 1: I think that's timing. I think timing has a big
Speaker 1: portion to do with it. I think unpacking all the
Speaker 1: shit that's in your life that sort of makes it
Speaker 1: so that you're open fully to this human being and
Speaker 1: there's no like weird baggage obstructing both of you at
Speaker 1: the same time. I think all of that comes into
Speaker 1: play way more than just being like, we're in love
Speaker 1: and we know it right.
Speaker 2: Timing is the most important thing kind of over everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're definitely people who I've I've like kicked it with,
Speaker 1: had relationships with that, Like, had the timing been different,
Speaker 1: had we met each other at different points in our lives.
Speaker 1: We might have been able to figure it out, it
Speaker 1: might have turned into something, but as it was, nah,
Speaker 1: we probably shouldn't speak to each other ever.
Speaker 2: Again Yeah, oh yeah for sure, because I see it
Speaker 2: now in hindsight too, where it's like, oh, I was
Speaker 2: just like on some ship but that you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? But that was or vice versa, or she
Speaker 2: was you know what I mean. Yeah, Like, so I
Speaker 2: think I think timing is way more important than any
Speaker 2: of this other shit. Yeah, And that being said, if
Speaker 2: you got bad instincts, if you keep you know, den
Speaker 2: I am you got bad if you got bad instincts,
Speaker 2: just because you know, if you haven't bad instincts.
Speaker 1: We all, man, you play the lottery every week, you know,
Speaker 1: damn well, you ain't supposed to trust the lady that
Speaker 1: you met at the grocery store to be the love
Speaker 1: of your life. Just chill, get her number and take
Speaker 1: your time with this. But but don't you gotta take
Speaker 1: it slow with this one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay time, you know. I'm sure if you
Speaker 2: guys are actually in love, she'll be there for a
Speaker 2: little bit like or.
Speaker 1: As you won't. And again, you're you're a gambler, So
Speaker 1: who are you to decide?
Speaker 2: And some people are addicted to love anyways. Yeah, some
Speaker 2: people fall in love all the time.
Speaker 1: I think my mom would, and she'd admit it. My
Speaker 1: mom is very much that person who's like, very like,
Speaker 1: I just love hard and I love fast. That's my shit.
Speaker 2: And that's like a fun life too, like whatever.
Speaker 1: Man, she seems to be having a good time. She's
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, do you.
Speaker 2: Want me to fill in with the droppers something? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I just I felt like the space need
Speaker 2: to be filled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that. I think me exhaling from exhaustion
Speaker 1: is probably the best indicator ever we're at. But but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think to your point, love for some people is
Speaker 1: a fun, fleeting game, and that is also okay.
Speaker 2: Okay perfect. I would agree with that, because it's life
Speaker 2: is life is hard. Whatever gets you through besides.
Speaker 1: Crack, you know, yeah, don't do crack.
Speaker 2: Don't do it. I mean, if it makes you feel better,
Speaker 2: but know that there's a downside.
Speaker 1: They're not going to be able to stop feeling better
Speaker 1: with it. And and that's sort of the hard part
Speaker 1: that that there's that one professor I think he was
Speaker 1: at Harvard or Princeton. Who the black guy. I don't
Speaker 1: believe it was, but he love. Are you referring to
Speaker 1: doctor Malick?
Speaker 2: I love? Is that you're the fictional Eddie Murphy character
Speaker 2: from The Nutty Professor?
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, that buddy, Love.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's a doctor Malick.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 1: You don't know doctor Malick.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 1: He's a sixteen year old that pretended to be a collegist.
Speaker 2: Man, I love.
Speaker 3: That guy is the funniest young man to ever walk
Speaker 3: this planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Man. We spent all this time riding jokes and then
Speaker 2: this guy just comes up. It is amazing.
Speaker 1: He took the greatest headshot that a human being could
Speaker 1: take for a fictional job they did not earn. He
Speaker 1: looked at Pussy's for two years, two years and then
Speaker 1: and then got in trouble and continue to do it afterwards.
Speaker 1: My man is hilarious, and I'm sorry that he left
Speaker 1: trauma in people's lives. That is obviously not the funny
Speaker 1: part of it. But boy, oh boy, and there are
Speaker 1: a lot of funny parts around it that we needed
Speaker 1: to celebrate.
Speaker 2: Like those glasses in that posture.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, he had a mohawk doing a doing
Speaker 1: this in a doctor's and ladies let him fucking do
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: He has a mohawk. Step one, my doctor comes in
Speaker 2: with a mohawk. I put my shirt and pants back on.
Speaker 1: I go, hey, big dog, I don't think that this
Speaker 1: is the right fit. I'm not calling you unqualified.
Speaker 2: I'm tack. Send that salty old Jamaican nurse. She knows
Speaker 2: what she's doing.
Speaker 1: Ja seems a little more appropriate for what I need
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: We gotta get him on the pod.
Speaker 1: Dog. I'll say this, there's like a short list of
Speaker 1: people who I think if we could get them on
Speaker 1: the pod will truly I'll retire, I'll walk, I'll do
Speaker 1: Thano sitting at the on the porch staring at nothing.
Speaker 1: I think to Malik, I love is very high on
Speaker 1: the list. I think Drake's dad is super high on
Speaker 1: the list. If we could get Dennis Graham on the podcast,
Speaker 1: that would be pretty game changing. Olivia for a while
Speaker 1: was d m ing with Dennis Graham, but she wouldn't
Speaker 1: give up that pussy and that was a big problem
Speaker 1: for Dennis.
Speaker 2: That's for sure what he was looking for. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he doesn't know what a podcast is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, podcast, what you're calling it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't say, yo, lingo, I'll see that.
Speaker 1: I'll be the brother in the El Dorado. He for
Speaker 1: sure has Dennis Graham got the greatest elder Odo.
Speaker 2: Like Salamander Sandals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, yeah, no, I think there's a few
Speaker 1: that if we can get some of these these real heroes,
Speaker 1: that'll it'll change everything.
Speaker 2: I gotta think of. Oh you know who, I would
Speaker 2: like to have the guy, the kid who played Goo
Speaker 2: on my brother and me come on that love that
Speaker 2: that was major. He was so gage. He was good man,
Speaker 2: he was good, he was confident, he looked like me.
Speaker 1: He had it.
Speaker 2: Stayed shooting a shot with Amanda Seals.
Speaker 1: Wait no, he like a sister, and Amanda Seals character
Speaker 1: was constantly hating on him and sort of interrupting his
Speaker 1: and not that the sister was that into it either,
Speaker 1: but but he would kind of almost get like kind
Speaker 1: of close, and then Amanda's character would come in and
Speaker 1: fuck it up for everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing over here anyways, Goo
Speaker 2: yeah you remember, and then the mom would come and
Speaker 2: he would be like, oh.
Speaker 1: Sweet, Yeah, he was good. He had it.
Speaker 2: Man, who was a king. He had good punch. Remember
Speaker 2: that I don't punch everybody now good. It was like,
Speaker 2: I'll find it for the next episode. It was some
Speaker 2: episode where he had his own punch.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: Email us. If you guys remember a good.
Speaker 1: Punch, If you remember good punch, and if you know
Speaker 1: how to make good punch, email us.
Speaker 2: And if you can find Goo, if you.
Speaker 1: Can find Goo, let him know that there are some
Speaker 1: people looking for him and some people who still really
Speaker 1: believe in him. You know, the industry sort of turned
Speaker 1: its back on on Goo.
Speaker 2: And you know that he like the director now or something.
Speaker 1: What if that is Barry Jenkins? What is this whole time?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: At this whole time, Barry Jenkins was just.
Speaker 2: Goog, I'm saying. And for the clip, please Olivia put
Speaker 2: aside by your sign up. Has anyone ever seen Goo
Speaker 2: and Berry Jenkins in the same never seen that is
Speaker 2: together at one time? Come on, Barry Jenkins looks like
Speaker 2: he likes punch.
Speaker 1: Barry Jenkins. Punch that don't sound like something?
Speaker 2: Come on, because you can't go by goof forever. You
Speaker 2: gotta change you.
Speaker 1: Nah, but Jenkins does sound like something that you would
Speaker 1: call a nigga Goo. Yeah, Oh, Barry Jenkins you're gonna
Speaker 1: call him goo.
Speaker 2: The line, the Jenkins to Goo line is short. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You you remove moonlight from the conversation, and that's a
Speaker 1: nigga name.
Speaker 2: Goo. That's doo. That's good from North Carolina? Is that
Speaker 2: where they were? That's good from a comic book shop.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they were North. They feel
Speaker 1: like South Carolina. My brother could have been South. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't anywhere anybody wanted to be. But boy was
Speaker 1: at a good show for Yeah, got the two seasons
Speaker 1: as it existed.
Speaker 2: I know it was really short, right, It was.
Speaker 1: Really short, and I imagine pretty unsuccessful. I think excluding
Speaker 1: black men in their mid thirties, there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of people sitting around being nostalgic. For my brother and me, it.
Speaker 2: Was you know what I remember about it. It was
Speaker 2: not on with any regularity mm hmm. Like if you
Speaker 2: caught it, you'd be like, oh shit, oh shit. They
Speaker 2: got two of them on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: Go with you. They got back to back by brothers
Speaker 2: and me. This isn't gonna happen for six months.
Speaker 1: They were like, we'll make your show a la carte
Speaker 1: and see how we feel after that.
Speaker 2: It never came on at regular times. No, all right, well,
Speaker 2: anybody knows good please, you know, drop us a line.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, Aliyah, I hope that this helps. It
Speaker 1: seems as if David and I are completely on the
Speaker 1: same page with you. Your conspiracy holds up in our
Speaker 1: books that we should not be trusting our instincts just
Speaker 1: because we want to fucking just because we think we
Speaker 1: want to build a life with somebody does not in
Speaker 1: fact mean that we should. And butterflies are liars and
Speaker 1: bullshit and should not be trusted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think that's it, right, that's it.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: find you and what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 2: Cool guy joke eighty seven on Instagram. I'm waiting forever
Speaker 2: on my fly tour paper, my tour art. But those
Speaker 2: those states should be out by now. A lot of
Speaker 2: weird cities, Burningham, Morgantown, West Virginia, Saint Louis, all the
Speaker 2: big ones, you know. I've already taken an hour to
Speaker 2: the places where I know people will like it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got to think it to where they probably won't
Speaker 2: like it, and then if it works there, that could
Speaker 2: make a special.
Speaker 1: Come on, baby, we're going to Birmingham to see feel Good.
Speaker 2: I'm going to rally to just try not to eat
Speaker 2: my feelings at the rallies after the said fuck man.
Speaker 1: Well as always, you can follow me at Langston, Kerman
Speaker 1: and I. We have some cool dates coming up from
Speaker 1: my told me that we'll be announcing pretty soon, so
Speaker 1: keep your ears and eyes out. We're gonna be hitting
Speaker 1: the road and hidding some some major cities where we
Speaker 1: feel relative.
Speaker 2: Guys, I love all my cities, the same little cities.
Speaker 2: Put them on the forehead.
Speaker 1: We're hitting. We're hitting the big ones, baby, And that's
Speaker 1: not to say that the little ones don't matter, but
Speaker 1: we're hitting. We're hitting the big old ding dong cities.
Speaker 1: Oh you got it.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, it was a horny episode. Don't forget to
Speaker 2: check out my mama told me part on Instagram because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna be posting a lot of old content,
Speaker 1: a lot of new content on the page and and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a place where we can put some
Speaker 1: of our thoughts that are inappropriate for our personal pages.
Speaker 1: So go to and follow the Instagram account because that's
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. And if you want to send us
Speaker 1: your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want
Speaker 1: to tell us what we can do about those fucked
Speaker 1: up butterflies and our tom thums, go ahead and send
Speaker 1: that to mymamapod at gmail dot com. We would love
Speaker 1: to hear from you. Also, goog that's where you can
Speaker 1: find us. And that's it, bye, bitch. I actually am
Speaker 1: one point four percent Nigerian African. I'm a sister.
Speaker 4: Okay, my crow chips in your.
Speaker 2: Quala bears on racist. The money our turkey stuff, I
Speaker 2: can't tell me