Speaker 1: What's up, everybody?
Speaker 2: It is La La Kent with Rand. We are back
Speaker 2: episode two of the new season.
Speaker 1: How do you feel like we're doing I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, questionable, questionable. I always have hesitations about our show,
Speaker 2: but people seem to want it, and they were very
Speaker 2: upset when we weren't on the air. So we are
Speaker 2: back in full effect every week.
Speaker 3: Both.
Speaker 1: I will say I thought that last week's episode was
Speaker 1: super cute, but last season it was like totally different
Speaker 1: because now it's like, hey, we need a podcast, and
Speaker 1: then the baby starts screaming and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have to calm her down first. And then you
Speaker 1: hear screaming for like an hour and you're like, I
Speaker 1: think I'm too tired to podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you came in, by the way, let me set
Speaker 2: the stage. You came in to the office with our
Speaker 2: daughter screaming her head off, so so you had to
Speaker 2: deal with that, and then we got her to finally chill.
Speaker 3: And now she's sitting.
Speaker 2: In your arms as we're podcasting. I will post a
Speaker 2: picture asleep, so there you go. She's milk drunk.
Speaker 1: She is milk drunk. And I'm wondering because and this
Speaker 1: is a serious question. Everyone asks me, like, are you breastfeeding?
Speaker 1: Does it still count that you're breastfeeding? If you like
Speaker 1: pump and put it in a bottle, does that still
Speaker 1: count as breastfeeding?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, because I'm telling you this boob thing is
Speaker 1: a lot of work.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Tim, Yeah, I think that definitely counts.
Speaker 1: Okay, did your wife breastfeed your babies?
Speaker 3: She did?
Speaker 1: Did she breastfeed you while you while she was lactating?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I don't know if I can comment.
Speaker 1: Okay, Randall, guess what.
Speaker 3: Guess what? Guess what? You know what?
Speaker 2: Time it is everybody? It is time for new current
Speaker 2: pop information. We are transitioning and pivoting out of that.
Speaker 2: So I want to I want to. I want to
Speaker 2: break the big news. I mean, probably a lot of
Speaker 2: people do know this, but they have Okay, Well, in
Speaker 2: case they don't know it, I'm going to say it anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell us baby.
Speaker 2: So the good news is it has been announced officially
Speaker 2: that Vander Pump Rules, your TV show, season nine is
Speaker 2: officially backfilming.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's so exciting.
Speaker 2: Congratulations anyway, back to you, Vanner. Pump Rules picked up
Speaker 2: for season nine? Are you excited? Are you nervous? I know,
Speaker 2: I know you've shot or we actually did it together
Speaker 2: a little thing.
Speaker 3: But are you nervous?
Speaker 2: Now you're going back into a fuld like people don't
Speaker 2: realize but you this is your full time job over
Speaker 2: the next three four months. Are you nervous because it's
Speaker 2: been a long time since you've been off from filming
Speaker 2: this show, and now you've got a babysitting in your office,
Speaker 2: so things are very different. Are you nervous, excited? What's
Speaker 2: the feeling?
Speaker 1: I'm kind of all the things. I'm very excited, but
Speaker 1: I am nervous. And I think that's because it obviously
Speaker 1: looks different this season. We have a lot of key
Speaker 1: cast members that won't be returning. And also I don't
Speaker 1: know how quick I am with my tongue anymore. Like okay,
Speaker 1: so tim, no, listen no. So the other night, this
Speaker 1: is why I'm questioning how my tongue is working. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, if my tongue is still
Speaker 1: as sharp as it used to be. Randall and I
Speaker 1: went to Sir the other night with my family and
Speaker 1: Sandoval was there with a group of people, one of
Speaker 1: which was an old cast member of vander Pump not
Speaker 1: a big cast member, but like she made an appearance
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: say what's up to Sandoval after dinner. So I walk
Speaker 1: out and it's like one of those areas where when
Speaker 1: you're out there, you can't just like turn around. Once
Speaker 1: you're out there, you're out there. So I walk out there,
Speaker 1: it's a group of people, including that cast member Sanda
Speaker 1: Ball's not there, and I'm like standing there awkwardly and
Speaker 1: I'm being very kind, and this girl decides to say
Speaker 1: to me, are you still pregnant? This was like two
Speaker 1: weeks ago, maybe a week ago. Okay, I am in
Speaker 1: a tight spandex top with a little white blazer. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling so cute, like I'm a new mom. I feel
Speaker 1: like my body looks really good for just dying.
Speaker 2: Look right.
Speaker 1: So she was being an asshole, all right. She was
Speaker 1: just well, she's a super fan, so she for sure
Speaker 1: knew that I had my baby, like such a big
Speaker 1: fan that, like, I'm surprised she wasn't plastered against the
Speaker 1: window at Cedars waiting for ocean to come out of
Speaker 1: me like that type of superfan. She knew damn well
Speaker 1: that I was pregnant, and when she said it, I like,
Speaker 1: what kind of was taken? Aback and said, I was like,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, No, do I still look pregnant? I said.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I put these outfits on and I think I
Speaker 1: can pull them off, but like, maybe I don't look
Speaker 1: as good as I thought that I did when I
Speaker 1: walked out of the house, And in that moment, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh. I would normally like drag
Speaker 1: someone for saying that, and I actually wanted to crawl
Speaker 1: in a hole and cry. So I'm like, have I
Speaker 1: really am I ready for vander Bumbrules to start. I
Speaker 1: like don't even know how to defend myself anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the case.
Speaker 2: I think you haven't lost one beat in your wit quickness.
Speaker 2: What I will say is that I know what happened
Speaker 2: that night because you came and talked to me about
Speaker 2: it and you were very upset. I think I don't
Speaker 2: know if it was intentional that comment, but regardless, that
Speaker 2: person probably knew that you were I assume they knew
Speaker 2: you were pregnant having a baby, So it's just an
Speaker 2: awkward comment to say to somebody after they just had
Speaker 2: a baby, And I don't know, it's just it was
Speaker 2: a very you were very upset.
Speaker 3: I was very.
Speaker 2: Upset for you, because obviously I go into protection mode.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I didn't really understand why I wasn't there
Speaker 2: when it happened. But I don't understand why somebody would
Speaker 2: even say that, because if when I know somebody's pregnant
Speaker 2: or about to have a baby or have had a baby,
Speaker 2: first of all, I would just never comment on their
Speaker 2: physical appearance ever, because it's just inappropriate. I mean, you
Speaker 2: should never say that to a woman. So I don't
Speaker 2: know that I wasn't there, but you were. But I
Speaker 2: know you. You don't get rattled easily, and you were
Speaker 2: very upset.
Speaker 1: I was rattled. So the answer to your question is
Speaker 1: I'm excited, but I'm a little worried about going back,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if I'm going to be a
Speaker 1: productive cast member or if I'm just gonna sob when
Speaker 1: people are mean to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't believe that you're gonna sob what people
Speaker 2: are mean to you. Also, I think you're looking at
Speaker 2: a different season. I think you have to look at
Speaker 2: this season differently. I think that you got to remember,
Speaker 2: Sheena is a mother now, yes, right, and she's got
Speaker 2: Brock and she's in like a good healthy relationship. So
Speaker 2: you've got that element. You've got you and your new baby, right,
Speaker 2: and then you've and you've so I just think that
Speaker 2: dynamic again, I'm guessing. I don't know shit, but I'm
Speaker 2: guessing that the season is going to be different. It's
Speaker 2: going to have different Your ups and downs I think
Speaker 2: are going to be different than they were.
Speaker 3: In years past.
Speaker 1: Well that's what's so hard about the new season coming out.
Speaker 1: People have asked me, like, what will it look like?
Speaker 1: And I have no idea. In every other season, I'm like,
Speaker 1: well it's Vanderpump rules, like you know what it looks like.
Speaker 1: We have no idea. We have two cast members that
Speaker 1: are moms. We have two people that brought a lot
Speaker 1: of great drama to television that are gone. Now. How
Speaker 1: many people, Yeah, we had a lot of people that
Speaker 1: brought it to the show that are no longer on
Speaker 1: the show anymore. But I'm just happy that, you know,
Speaker 1: I get to leave my house now because people have
Speaker 1: started leaving their homes after the pandemic, and I still
Speaker 1: have not.
Speaker 2: No you're very comfortable inside your house, so I think
Speaker 2: it's exciting. I'm really excited for you and for the
Speaker 2: show because the show has been on hiatus for.
Speaker 3: A long time now.
Speaker 2: You know, obviously the world's been on highis because of COVID,
Speaker 2: but you guys have been on highest even longer than that.
Speaker 2: So I'm excited for you, and I think I think
Speaker 2: vander Pumpoule's coming back.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a lot of fun for you.
Speaker 1: Is it weird that we're podcasting and I just have
Speaker 1: a baby in my arms trying to keep her calm
Speaker 1: and to not freak out.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that that's changed the dynamic for Tim
Speaker 2: and I because we're sitting here trying to figure out
Speaker 2: what to say.
Speaker 3: We don't want to curse.
Speaker 2: We're afraid Ocean will be pissed off, so we're kind
Speaker 2: of like dancing around the podcast here.
Speaker 3: But I don't think it's weird for me because it's
Speaker 3: my daughter.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, Randall is like super dad. The other day,
Speaker 1: I walked upstairs and I heard Ocean freaking and then
Speaker 1: calmed down. I was like, you get nervous when your
Speaker 1: baby suddenly calms down?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like even though it's nice, You're like, is she dead?
Speaker 4: There's a fine line between two quiet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when she's crying, I try to get
Speaker 1: it to stop, and then when it does, I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, is something wrong? I don't know. But
Speaker 1: Randall was really cute. I walked up and he was
Speaker 1: singing her a cute little song that he had made up.
Speaker 1: And then last night Ocean took a bath with rand
Speaker 1: and it was the sweetest thing in the entire world.
Speaker 1: It's like a different vibe at our house now.
Speaker 2: It's very soft and quiet, and except on Ocean's mad
Speaker 2: that she wants to eat. Other than that, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a pretty it's a pretty chill house.
Speaker 3: It's great. So but I'm excited.
Speaker 2: And by the way, what did you think of the teaser?
Speaker 2: Because there was a teaser vander Pump that came out
Speaker 2: more news, more tea as you like to say, what
Speaker 2: did you think of that?
Speaker 1: I thought it was really cute. It actually showed what
Speaker 1: the new season is like. The vibe. Okay, it's gonna exactly,
Speaker 1: that's the word I'm looking for. The tone. I thought
Speaker 1: it was really cute. I thought it was really funny,
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean, we shot that, what was that
Speaker 1: a Friday? And we got induced on a Sunday. It
Speaker 1: was like they, well, yeah, because we've been not filming
Speaker 1: or on the air for I think eighteen months, and
Speaker 1: so it would look a little weird to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're back and just two of the cast members like
Speaker 1: have babies. So they called and they said, hey, can
Speaker 1: we pick cameras up to film you? And they thought
Speaker 1: I was due April fourth, just like I did. I said,
Speaker 1: well you better get it pop in because I'm being
Speaker 1: induced literally in three days.
Speaker 3: Yeow.
Speaker 2: That was that was crazy. When they came up, production
Speaker 2: shows up on what's going on. She's like, oh, we've
Speaker 2: got a film today and I was like wow, okay,
Speaker 2: so I thought we're but but having said that, I
Speaker 2: think we should take a quick break. We're going to
Speaker 2: come back. We're back in the new season. Raynolds, got
Speaker 2: new games. We've got a new trivia segment coming up.
Speaker 2: We'll be yeah, yeah for both of you, and we'll
Speaker 2: be right back after these messages.
Speaker 1: We're back, all right, We're back.
Speaker 2: So I have this is a game that I came
Speaker 2: up with. You pick one or the other, okay, and
Speaker 2: each of you have to pick. It's not a trivia
Speaker 2: game where you have to like answer a really tough question.
Speaker 2: It's just kind of like personal preference. Ready the first
Speaker 2: first for you, law, you have a choice. I'm gona
Speaker 2: give you two choices. You pick which one stay on
Speaker 2: Earth till the day you pass, or live on Mars
Speaker 2: and you live forever.
Speaker 1: Live on Earth until the day I passed. I don't
Speaker 1: want to live forever. Is that weird?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think that's weird.
Speaker 4: I definitely do.
Speaker 2: I do too, really, yeah, I want to live forever.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I okay answer because I've got
Speaker 2: another question. Well, it's like an answer.
Speaker 3: Are you alone on Mars? You're allowed to bring two people.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You get a lot of trouble, and since you have
Speaker 2: two kids in a wife. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2: On Earth, stay on Earth or live forever, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: Just to mitigate any damage from this, I'm picking to
Speaker 4: stay on Earth.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, well smart man, Okay, yes.
Speaker 3: I personally, not that anybody's asking or gives a shit.
Speaker 3: I would have to.
Speaker 2: Pick Earth, even though I want to live forever, because
Speaker 2: I have three children.
Speaker 3: And a fiance that I'm not going to leave. So
Speaker 3: there we go.
Speaker 2: All right, let me give you the next question. The
Speaker 2: next question is a good one.
Speaker 1: I love how you guys you're saying because you want
Speaker 1: to No one wants to know why I don't want
Speaker 1: to live for it?
Speaker 2: Yeah tell us, Well that wasn't part of the question.
Speaker 1: But I would be. I'm tired, guys, and I can
Speaker 1: only imagine like what I'm going to feel like when
Speaker 1: I'm ninety, if I make it that long, it's going
Speaker 1: to be like, you know what, Like I'm okay, I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go like hang with the homies up in heaven.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm good.
Speaker 2: That's a great answer, you know why. That brings me
Speaker 2: to my next question. Ready for the second part. If
Speaker 2: you could live forever, Ready, if you could live forever,
Speaker 2: pick an age that you'd have to live at.
Speaker 1: One age it would definitely be the days that I
Speaker 1: was drinking. Yeah, I would have to pick that age,
Speaker 1: maybe like twenty one, because then being obliterated all the
Speaker 1: time is like, oh, she's twenty one, you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's the age now, not like right now
Speaker 3: you're thriving at your.
Speaker 2: Thank you lava. Okay, La, can you.
Speaker 3: Know what? That's why I love you, babe. You don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck. It's amazing, Babe. That is why people
Speaker 3: love you. You don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Okay, Lala is picked twenty one, which is, by the way,
Speaker 2: one of the greatest ages for anybody.
Speaker 3: Twenty one.
Speaker 2: You have blinders on, you are going one hundred miles
Speaker 2: an hour, and you think it's never.
Speaker 1: Gonna end, and everyone around you is looking at you
Speaker 1: like they don't have it together, that they were only
Speaker 1: twenty one exactly. You know, it's the best age ever.
Speaker 1: If you're getting fucked up and doing all these things
Speaker 1: when you're not twenty one, it's like, I'm really worried.
Speaker 1: I'm really worried.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. That's a very good point, Okay.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 4: I do think my current age is a pretty good
Speaker 4: one because I still have enough energy, not as much
Speaker 4: as i'd like, but enough, okay. And I'm secure in
Speaker 4: my career, you know, yeah, I can pay my bills,
Speaker 4: I can still have a good time. I got my kids.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, right, like what else could you ever want?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: I dig it? What about you, rand I don't know.
Speaker 3: I like all the ages I think.
Speaker 2: I think if I was to pick an age that
Speaker 2: for the rest of my life I have to sit at,
Speaker 2: I probably say thirty eight of forty. I just think
Speaker 2: that's like a good zone health wise, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Like physically you're still kind of can crush,
Speaker 2: but you're not too old. They're also not too young,
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to be twenty one again. I
Speaker 2: was fucking, you know, figuring.
Speaker 1: Shit out again. He's twenty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's the day.
Speaker 3: But here's there. It's when you were twenty one.
Speaker 2: In law, you were probably I wasn't cool.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And oh my god, at twenty one, I was cool.
Speaker 1: I was hot, I had the abs of a champion.
Speaker 1: Every guy wanted to hit it and I wouldn't let them.
Speaker 1: I was living my best life.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have another question.
Speaker 2: Now that you guys are doing really good, I'm actually shocked.
Speaker 3: By your answer. I thought it was really good.
Speaker 2: Twenty one is actually very interesting because if I think
Speaker 2: back twenty one, you're in your best physical.
Speaker 3: Shape, et cetera.
Speaker 2: But I think mentally I probably didn't really grow too Yesterday.
Speaker 1: That's what's awesome about it though.
Speaker 2: Okay, next question, Okay, would you take a billion dollars?
Speaker 1: Okay? I love these games, but.
Speaker 2: But okay, you can never do what you love for
Speaker 2: work the rest of your life. Think about it. So
Speaker 2: nothing passionate. You can't create anything. You can't build anything,
Speaker 2: you can't make anything. You can't do art, you can't
Speaker 2: do film, music, whatever your passion is.
Speaker 3: In life.
Speaker 2: You get to be wealthy beyond somebody's wildest dreams, but
Speaker 2: cannot do anything other than just your retire base.
Speaker 1: Well, my passion is watching housewives, so I couldn't do
Speaker 1: that either.
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's I didn't check the rule book.
Speaker 2: But yes, okay, you can watch any TV you want,
Speaker 2: but you couldn't go and build a business or do
Speaker 2: your makeup line, or be on TV or create a book.
Speaker 2: You couldn't launch a book. You couldn't do any of
Speaker 2: that stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, well tell me this. Sorry, this is a very
Speaker 1: I like this question, but I have some questions about
Speaker 1: the question. When I'm building all of these things, do
Speaker 1: I still have a chance to become wealthy?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 1: Oh, then that's what I would do. I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: you to just give me a billy and for me
Speaker 1: to just not be able to create. If I can
Speaker 1: still create and have the chance to make great money
Speaker 1: and have it be what I live off of, then
Speaker 1: I would obviously choose.
Speaker 3: Here's the other thing. You definitely could do that.
Speaker 2: And the other thing is like you're basically like, there
Speaker 2: are people in life that I know that they they
Speaker 2: just want to be financially they just want to be
Speaker 2: financial set and retire and go live a peaceful life
Speaker 2: on a beach. And so that this question works for
Speaker 2: that caliber of person. I just didn't think it would
Speaker 2: work for you because you're such a go getter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I like working, but I obviously would like
Speaker 1: to see some green with the big face honeys coming
Speaker 1: at my front, you know, stacking up in my bank account. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'll take that one. What about you, timbo.
Speaker 3: Oh Man, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I I like working too, I like having a sense
Speaker 4: of accomplishment.
Speaker 3: But you'd be good.
Speaker 4: I like watching baseball, I like watching football. You'd be
Speaker 4: like playing video games, I believe with my kids. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd probably take the billion.
Speaker 2: You take the billion, get the seven thirty seven private jet,
Speaker 2: the mansion on the beach and you'd be you tap out,
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, I think so.
Speaker 1: That sounds kind of nice. Maybe switch my answer.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so my my answer, my answer is
Speaker 2: as much as I like of that, to take that option,
Speaker 2: I could change, I would crush. I changed my mind
Speaker 2: to crush my soul.
Speaker 1: I'll take the billion call it a day. You're right,
Speaker 1: your the answer sounded awesome. I want to do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So both of you a billionaires now and I'm
Speaker 2: broke making movies there.
Speaker 4: We can finance your movies.
Speaker 1: We will make it really easy for you.
Speaker 4: We just can't take any return, right, no gifting you money.
Speaker 3: You can't even show up on set.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't be part of any creative anything
Speaker 2: except watching Housewise and you're watching your kids. All right.
Speaker 1: Well, when I'm chilling on my island, you can just
Speaker 1: call me and let me know how that is.
Speaker 2: By the way, if you took the billy and I didn't,
Speaker 2: I'm a billionaire still because we're together there. You got
Speaker 2: blood to win for everybody. Loopholes, loopholes, loopholes because we're
Speaker 2: creating the rules. Okay, last question, if you can have
Speaker 2: any car in the world, any car, what car would
Speaker 2: you have?
Speaker 3: Just curious the.
Speaker 1: Car I have right now?
Speaker 3: Okay, you suck at this.
Speaker 1: Change the color though I will never get a black
Speaker 1: car again. I've just realized, like Randall and I are
Speaker 1: kind of lazy.
Speaker 3: I am not frigging lazy.
Speaker 1: No, We're not lazy in certain areas, but when it
Speaker 1: comes to like cleaning things up, we're lazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, I don't know, I am. I don't I
Speaker 3: don't like to pick things up, but.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's laziness or just complete apathy
Speaker 4: in your case, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I consider myself a.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Okay, what you're to.
Speaker 4: Be lazy, you'd have you have to have some desire
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 3: Lazy I'm determined.
Speaker 1: Then lazy is exactly what I am. I have all
Speaker 1: the desire in the world to wash my car, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: But that's not true a lot because it's business or
Speaker 2: you're go get or hardcore. I mean, you work twenty
Speaker 2: four to seven, so I think you're lazy in some
Speaker 2: areas well.
Speaker 1: What that's why, That's what makes the world go round
Speaker 1: is some people are great at things and then they
Speaker 1: other people pick up this like, Randall, I'm going to
Speaker 1: lose my mind on you. Who is it?
Speaker 3: Campilander? Melissa, I have to call you back. We're podcasting, okay,
Speaker 3: Camp Pilander.
Speaker 1: He literally answered the phone, said we're podcasting, and then
Speaker 1: hung up on her. Don't even She didn't even get
Speaker 1: to respond, you're so awesome.
Speaker 2: She she owns a camp.
Speaker 1: And everyone knows how Randall is. You know, Tim, right
Speaker 1: when you call him, you're not going to get a goodbye.
Speaker 1: He just hangs up on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, but that's like a lot of
Speaker 2: work to say goodbye when you know you're going to
Speaker 2: see them again.
Speaker 4: Some people complain that in movies and TV, they never
Speaker 4: say goodbye before they hang up.
Speaker 3: Well, in real life, you don't.
Speaker 1: I love you? You're so awesome.
Speaker 3: No, but but you know who didn't like that?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: There's a famous actor. He called me up and he
Speaker 2: said to me. We were talking on the speakerphone in
Speaker 2: the car, and I got halfway through the conversation. I
Speaker 2: got done, and I do what I normally do. He
Speaker 2: was like, okay, okay, well I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, and I hung up and
Speaker 2: literally seven seconds lay to the phone rang again and
Speaker 2: I picked it up and he's like hey, I said yeah.
Speaker 3: He's like I wasn't done.
Speaker 2: You didn't say goodbye and I was like oh okay
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 1: They were like sorry, I was going through the canyon.
Speaker 1: That's my ultimate excuse.
Speaker 2: They gets it, but it was worse. I remember after
Speaker 2: I said that, I was like, I was so petrified.
Speaker 2: After that, I was like okay, and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: my bad. He's like, yeah, you gotta let me. You
Speaker 2: got to say goodbye, and I was like okay. And
Speaker 2: then it was awkward, freaking silence. I was afraid to
Speaker 2: hang up, remember, And I sat there and I was
Speaker 2: like okay, and he goes, okay, bye Randall and I
Speaker 2: was like okay, bye and then and then it was
Speaker 2: like ten seconds. And even when he went away, I
Speaker 2: was like, Lola, is he gone yet or not?
Speaker 3: And the far.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, I've gotten in trouble for that not saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I just feel like I'm going
Speaker 2: to see you. I'm going to see you. I don't
Speaker 2: even say goodbye. What do I What do I say
Speaker 2: when I say goodbye?
Speaker 4: Like it's like I'll call you back, okay, I'll call
Speaker 4: you back.
Speaker 1: No, I usually know it's everybody. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 4: Saying bye sucks on the fund that you have to
Speaker 4: like time it right, so you're not saying it that
Speaker 4: you get.
Speaker 1: I always lead up to it, like depending on who
Speaker 1: I'm talking to, and I'm like, all right, so I
Speaker 1: hope you have a great day and we'll talk soon.
Speaker 1: All right, bye bye. Yeah, Well we're gonna I watched
Speaker 1: my mom do it that way when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and so I just do it that way now as
Speaker 1: I got older, I was like, this is how I've
Speaker 1: seen my mom be super super professional.
Speaker 2: Before we go to break, I want to just say
Speaker 2: that to our people that listen to us, and I
Speaker 2: want to tell people that we have a lot of
Speaker 2: great guests coming up this season. We have a surprise
Speaker 2: guest at episode three, which is our next week's episode.
Speaker 2: We have a very very big superstar somebody in music
Speaker 2: who's going to be on our podcast next week.
Speaker 1: I'm d unless you can deliver, don't say that.
Speaker 3: I just said it to me three times. He's asked
Speaker 3: me when.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me okay, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the rain.
Speaker 2: Is on the parade and it's happening hard and the
Speaker 2: rain is Lala's rain, Randall's optimism, Lala's rain. Okay, now
Speaker 2: we're back.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Lala sweating. Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, t m I Okay, we're gonna go to a break.
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna reset one more time. We're gonna come
Speaker 2: back with give them.
Speaker 1: La, La and Randall, and we're back. This is a
Speaker 1: fun episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. It's great.
Speaker 1: Pessimism pessimism, Okay, optimism, optimism, pessimism or pessimistic.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is just coming. Lala's got baby, Brian.
Speaker 1: No, So, Tim, this is a good question for you
Speaker 1: because you're smart af So No, But we had this
Speaker 1: conversation on the live the other night, so you can
Speaker 1: be overwhelmed and underwhelmed. Can you just be whelmed?
Speaker 4: This is a great questions, Like it's like being satisfied.
Speaker 3: You're like, that's what I expected, That's what they said.
Speaker 1: So can I start telling people when they ask how
Speaker 1: I am? I say, I'm whelmed.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's actually a word. It is
Speaker 2: a word, they said, somebody said it on the on
Speaker 2: our live, but they said it doesn't mean satisfied, So
Speaker 2: you have to say satisfied. That's what they said. I
Speaker 2: think well means something different.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm using welming from now on. I'm
Speaker 1: using whelmed. I feel like everything was added to the
Speaker 1: webster when everyone was like, it's way way more funner
Speaker 1: and it's like none of that makes sense and funner
Speaker 1: isn't a word. And then it was like, fuck it.
Speaker 1: So many people are using it. Throw it in the dictionary.
Speaker 3: Yol's in the dictionary.
Speaker 1: Now, hello, love it. It was douchey when it was
Speaker 1: a thing and everyone was like yolo, and you're like,
Speaker 1: you're stupid. Now no one says it, and now I
Speaker 1: say it all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think we need to congratulate on this
Speaker 2: podcast Shena and Brock for their baby they just had
Speaker 2: two days ago.
Speaker 1: Yes, congratulations.
Speaker 2: Yes. And I talked to Brock while I was in
Speaker 2: the hospital. He was texting me give me updates. I
Speaker 2: know Sheena had a lot of complications and so I'm
Speaker 2: very happy that she's settled in and that's a serious thing,
Speaker 2: and so I want to send blessings to their new
Speaker 2: baby and to their family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you, and actually we have a
Speaker 1: group message that consists of myself, Britney, Stossy, and Sena.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she was keeping us updated the moment that
Speaker 1: sweet little summer Moon entered the world. She sent us
Speaker 1: a text and a picture. The baby's absolutely gorgeous, which
Speaker 1: I wouldn't expect any thing less. Obviously, she let us
Speaker 1: know that the baby was healthy and now they're home.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's great. That's that's a scary thing. So
Speaker 2: I'm very happy. So, by the way, another congratulations are
Speaker 2: in order, Lalla.
Speaker 3: Don't let your ego.
Speaker 2: Walk out the building. But I want to say congratulations
Speaker 2: on your book because you're a badass and the fact
Speaker 2: that you wrote that book and I watched how hard wait,
Speaker 2: I watched you every day write that book.
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2: So your new book, Give Them Lalla is out now.
Speaker 2: Everybody go out and get a copy. It is very moving,
Speaker 2: very real, very raw and beauty.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something crazy? Today is the day
Speaker 1: that I'll find out if it's a New York Times
Speaker 1: best seller.
Speaker 3: Ooh, that's big.
Speaker 1: I know it's big.
Speaker 3: Fingers crossed, fingers crossed, I bet so.
Speaker 1: So what's the book about?
Speaker 4: What prompted you to start.
Speaker 3: Writing the book.
Speaker 1: The book is a book of stories. So originally when
Speaker 1: I wrote it, I sent it in to Simon and Schuster.
Speaker 1: They wanted to put on the book a memoir or not.
Speaker 1: They wanted to. They originally put that on the cover,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I feel like, you can't be
Speaker 1: thirty years old and write a memoir. There are people
Speaker 1: that have. I just didn't feel comfortable with it. It's
Speaker 1: more of a book of stories that are either funny,
Speaker 1: life defining, life changing. So and this sounds strange, but
Speaker 1: I didn't write it because I felt like, oh this,
Speaker 1: I'm so interesting. Like people need to know things that
Speaker 1: I think are cool because they'll think it's cool.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: It was more like I would talk to people about
Speaker 1: how I was sober, and people would look at me
Speaker 1: and be like, but you didn't have a drinking problem.
Speaker 1: It's like really, because I literally don't even remember your
Speaker 1: name and I've met you one hundred times, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: or logan my best friend, my gusband was like, we
Speaker 1: didn't know you had a drinking problem. We thought you
Speaker 1: had it together because you like never came out with us.
Speaker 1: I'm like, because I was passing out by six pm.
Speaker 1: I couldn't come out with you like you weren't like
Speaker 1: well a lot. I kind of passes out at an
Speaker 1: early time. That wasn't because I was like time for bed,
Speaker 1: because I got an got to rise early. That's because
Speaker 1: I was fucked up.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm laughing not for real, but.
Speaker 1: No, I always say that, I'm like, now that it's over,
Speaker 1: let's laugh about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing was, you know, my relationship
Speaker 1: with Rand. You know, that was something that people loved
Speaker 1: to label, and so I wrote about how Randal and
Speaker 1: I came to be because I was there were just
Speaker 1: so many things that I was walking into a room.
Speaker 1: I felt like I had a scarlet letter on me.
Speaker 1: I had to explain things, and not even that I
Speaker 1: had to, it's that I felt like I wanted to,
Speaker 1: like what you've seen that that's not really what happened.
Speaker 1: And all of these other things came into play. So
Speaker 1: this was kind of like me purging and saying, this
Speaker 1: is what it is. I'm no longer apologizing for what
Speaker 1: happened or what didn't happen. Like I'm here, I'm happy
Speaker 1: to be here, and like we're moving on with being
Speaker 1: your life in general, period, my life in general over all.
Speaker 3: But I felt like your book.
Speaker 2: I feel like your book for me is like kind
Speaker 2: of like your memoir to yourself, saying, this is my life,
Speaker 2: and I'm not apologizing for all of the things good
Speaker 2: and bad, meaning I own the things that have happened
Speaker 2: in my life. I'm saying from a very young age, growing, maturing,
Speaker 2: going through hardships that you went through, whether it be
Speaker 2: your dad or your drinking or you know, just whatever
Speaker 2: you went through. I feel like this is your story
Speaker 2: and people should just take it as something beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's like your heart because you put your heart and
Speaker 3: soul into the book, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's all like it's the most pure form of you
Speaker 2: I've ever seen you put out there, Like meaning, you
Speaker 2: went out there.
Speaker 1: And there are things in the book that I've han't
Speaker 1: told really anybody.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: And again like those were things that I was carrying
Speaker 1: with me into every room i'd go into, and like
Speaker 1: they're judging me, and I don't know why. I'm feeling
Speaker 1: like they're judging me. And you know, I think the
Speaker 1: book is going to be really entertaining. I think it's
Speaker 1: going to make people feel uncomfortable, which is awesome because
Speaker 1: I love to make people feel uncomfortable and like open
Speaker 1: their mind just a little bit more.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just really hope that people enjoy it if
Speaker 1: you don't get anything out of it, because let's be honest,
Speaker 1: I'm not Shakespeare. So it's definitely an easy read. I
Speaker 1: know you're all shook by that. You were thinking you
Speaker 1: were going to get it and it was going to
Speaker 1: take you kind of a while, but no easy read.
Speaker 1: You'll be entertained. And if you get nothing else from it,
Speaker 1: I hope that you're you know, you'll have some laughs
Speaker 1: at the end.
Speaker 2: You know what. You always downplay and make fun of yourself,
Speaker 2: and I love you for that and I do the
Speaker 2: same thing a lot. But I think people are going
Speaker 2: to come away much differently that I think people are
Speaker 2: going to be so impressed. Your writing is very very beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's very heartfelt, and it's very pure, and I think
Speaker 2: that it's.
Speaker 3: A great read.
Speaker 2: It's a fast read, but it but like you said,
Speaker 2: there's so many things in that book about you that
Speaker 2: nobody knows and that you put out there, which which
Speaker 2: which is very brave of you, and and I'm very
Speaker 2: proud of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm pretty proud of myself as well,
Speaker 1: even though I I have like self deprecating humor, but
Speaker 1: in all realness, I do things that I create and
Speaker 1: I look at I am proud of them. But I'm
Speaker 1: the type where it's like okay, but it's over now,
Speaker 1: so like what's next, Like I can only focus on
Speaker 1: that for so long before I'm like, okay, over, moving.
Speaker 3: On, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think you got this book, you.
Speaker 1: Know, which was ready for the next book Simon and Schuster.
Speaker 1: I'm here with my laptop waiting you just give me
Speaker 1: the go.
Speaker 3: No, But you know I was.
Speaker 2: I was telling her when she first signed the deal
Speaker 2: with UH with a book. I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: I've always known I was going to write a book
Speaker 2: one day, true story, and but I was like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe at the time when she made it were
Speaker 2: twenty eight or twenty nine. I was like, you're in
Speaker 2: your twenties and the biggest publisher in the world came
Speaker 2: to you and want you to write your book, Like
Speaker 2: you gotta fucking be proud of yourself. That's amazing, Like
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean a lot of people have accomplished
Speaker 2: a lot of things in the world don't have their
Speaker 2: own book.
Speaker 3: So I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 2: You should, really, really, you know, take this moment and
Speaker 2: enjoy it and remember how.
Speaker 3: How epic this is.
Speaker 1: I know, even if I don't make it on the list,
Speaker 1: it's like, bitch, you can walk in and buy your
Speaker 1: book at Barnes and Noble.
Speaker 2: That's cool, it's very cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very I'm gonna go buy your book at
Speaker 3: Barnes and Noble.
Speaker 1: There you go, just trying to buy like a lot
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 3: I don't think the amount I'm gonna buy is gonna
Speaker 3: help you.
Speaker 1: Get to the number, but you know, or maybe like
Speaker 1: tell your friends to go buy a lot of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, how about everybody on this podcast order it and
Speaker 2: buy it now.
Speaker 3: Baby, I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 2: I think I think your fans are pretty loyal, and
Speaker 2: with the amount of makeup you sell, I'm confident you're going.
Speaker 3: To do great.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that again. The book is called
Speaker 1: here get the plug. That's a plug. The book is
Speaker 1: called give Them La La, and you can get it
Speaker 1: anywhere that you get books, Amazon, Target, Barnes and Noble.
Speaker 1: That's what's up.
Speaker 2: What is going on today? You are odd one, am I?
Speaker 1: I think it was after your fun game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that brought the energy up a lot.
Speaker 2: It did the first the first before the break, before
Speaker 2: the first break, it was like I was like something,
Speaker 2: am I missing something?
Speaker 1: Because our Yeah, you're missing something. It's we have a
Speaker 1: brand new baby who was literally screaming five minutes before
Speaker 1: we started, and hearing a screaming baby is kind of draining.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna screenshot you behind the mic right now.
Speaker 1: So all of our listeners like, just bear with us.
Speaker 1: We're new to parenthood. Like, if we're dragging a little bit,
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you, like, hey, my energy dropper day
Speaker 1: with upper day.
Speaker 3: My energy is out of ten at all times.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, next time I'm gonna come to the office
Speaker 1: and you're gonna stay home with Ocean and feed her
Speaker 1: and change your diaper, and when she's still screaming, I
Speaker 1: want you to walk into the office, babe and still
Speaker 1: have that energy.
Speaker 3: Babe. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2: Your energy can be at a zero or one every
Speaker 2: day because you are mom of the fucking year.
Speaker 1: Same here you go. I'm trying.
Speaker 3: So guys, guess.
Speaker 2: What time flies when you're having fun. We are. We
Speaker 2: are wrapping it up here. We want to thank everybody.
Speaker 2: Episode two of the new season. We're so happy to
Speaker 2: be back. And yes, Lalla, you are a crusher. You
Speaker 2: are our spokesperson here on the podcast called Give Them Lalla.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you guys something really quick now that
Speaker 1: we're talking about whelmed underwhelmed. I'm a little overwhelmed right now,
Speaker 1: kind of. We have a lot of shit going on
Speaker 1: now that I'm thinking about it. We got the podcast,
Speaker 1: we got the book, we got the beauty line, Skin
Speaker 1: is launching.
Speaker 3: Overwhelming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the baby line is going to launch it like
Speaker 1: it's a lot. I'm like a little Give them Lalla
Speaker 1: is growing at a rapid pace and I'm very pro
Speaker 1: so with that being said, as I got all my
Speaker 1: plugs in in like one go. Thank you guys so
Speaker 1: much for listening to our podcast and being patient with
Speaker 1: us and supporting pretty much everything we do. You guys.
Speaker 1: Without you, I wouldn't have anything. And we will see
Speaker 1: you guys, or I guess you'll hear us next week.
Speaker 2: Thanks to everyone who's already left us so many great messages.
Speaker 2: Keep them coming because we love hearing from all of you.
Speaker 2: Guys call us anytime at eight sixty six Lalla Pod.
Speaker 2: That's eight six six Lalla Pod. Thanks so much for listening, everyone,