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Speaker 2: Over there and do work and wait for them to

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Speaker 1: How how does it work? Like it's like a like

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Speaker 2: So everybody's in the lobby of a hotel like ballroom area.

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Speaker 1: And that's like a hospital waiting room basically.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you like drop them in there at their board,

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Speaker 2: and then they're like get the fuck out of here,

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Speaker 2: which is very necessary because like a lot of these

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Speaker 2: parents have like chess boards on their t shirts and

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Speaker 2: ship like they they have like chess puns and like they're.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're living vicariously almost.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they have extreme opinions on like how how

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Speaker 1: So well wait so then so then you just wait

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Speaker 1: and it's truly like it's not until he emerges and

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Speaker 1: You can just tell from his body language. You can

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Speaker 1: just his body language. Yeah, how long does that? Like?

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Speaker 1: What's it like if you goes?

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Speaker 2: This one was tough because it was it was too

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Speaker 2: so like he would play white against somebody and then

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Speaker 2: right right, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Whites always move first. Huh. Even so all that shit

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Speaker 2: Like woke chess or the like black goes first, black

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Speaker 1: Is that even a thing? Or is that such an

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Speaker 1: an abomination to the chess world to be like Black's

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Speaker 1: my god, is there a black leader of audition anywhere?

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of? Never heard of? Wow, such a thing. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: Oh so then it says like home, so you get

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Speaker 1: a home in an away leg basically, but.

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Speaker 2: Like no break in between. So he's coming out after

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Speaker 2: an hour and a half and he's either. You know,

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Speaker 2: one time he split. A couple of times he won

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Speaker 2: both and one time he lost both. One time he

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Speaker 2: was soaking wet. He just came out so wet with

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Speaker 1: His pants were up beyond dry. They were designated. I

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Speaker 1: would almost say.

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Speaker 2: But the shirt, it's so and the head was covered

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Speaker 2: in the goo from a fire in the sky. But

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Speaker 2: then nothing, nothing else in his body was fucking ectoplasm.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just I'm covering zingu. I told you

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Speaker 2: to stay away from Vigo Vigo. Yes, go, I think go.

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Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special week trend

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Speaker 2: edition of ALESI guys.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like brot. Was that in honor of Robert Mullen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. Sounded like I was

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Speaker 1: cats that's in heat around my house, the cats. That

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Speaker 1: Love it though.

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Speaker 2: Rip Bob Mauler, Well we'll talk about him and his

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Speaker 2: the fine eulogy that the president gave him.

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Speaker 1: Uh, my name is Jack O'Brien. That over there is

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Speaker 1: Miles Gray.

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Speaker 2: This is the Monday episode where we tell you what

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Speaker 2: is trending, what trended over the weekend, it is trending

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Speaker 2: on this Monday. We also let you get to know

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Speaker 2: us a little bit better by telling you some things

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Speaker 2: that we think are overrated, some things we think are underrated.

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Speaker 2: Uh Miles, what is something that you think is underrated?

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Speaker 1: Underrated? Oh man, how difficult it is to teach a

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Speaker 1: little boy how to pee, like, oh yeah, getting out

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Speaker 1: be like at school he peees in a toilet, but

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Speaker 1: It was a ton of people with strollers. I was like,

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Speaker 1: He's like, Dad, I gotta go pee. Yeah, And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, Ship, there's no bathroom here. Fuck, it's

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Speaker 2: I still need to do that to go pick, I

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Speaker 1: In the stall.

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Speaker 2: Super I need to go Mission Impossible style in the

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Speaker 1: So its all over my shoes there. Ye, Like I

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Speaker 1: He's like, Daddy, I pee on your feet, you're my toilet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: unbelievably completely like my logic. I was like, oh ship, dude,

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Speaker 1: like gravity. Yeah, we went ninety we went parallel agram

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Speaker 2: I mean when we were visiting my parents in Florida,

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Speaker 1: You gotta go, and you know, it's not a question.

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Speaker 2: It's like go stand in front of the toilet for

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Speaker 2: So I like pass him a gatorade bottle and it's

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Speaker 2: No. We we eventually got to a place like you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now we were it was it was a it

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Speaker 2: my underrated U is how many people have my name?

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Speaker 2: So I get to the hotel and I'm thinking, like,

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Speaker 2: the door opens and guy's like, mister O'Brien, right this way.

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Speaker 2: Like I I know how much deference I command, Like

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Speaker 1: This guy's gave me way too much respect. You thought

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Speaker 2: Back of the hotel stripped his way, sir, And like

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Speaker 2: I could tell he's doing like little double takes here

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Speaker 2: isn't right. So, uh, he's like, you're you're John O'Brien,

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Speaker 2: my real name. I'm like, yeah, that's that's right. He's like,

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Speaker 1: It's been so funny if they didn't even clarify that

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Speaker 1: We've bought his son. He sounds like this chick kicked

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Speaker 2: That is my favorite of his solo songs. Uh, turn

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Speaker 2: those all right, Uh, what is something you think is overrated?

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Speaker 1: Overrated speakers that sound good? The emphasis on always being

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta say it's like for millennials,

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Speaker 1: And that's how it's dumb. Folks.

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Speaker 2: Oh you don't have an overh come over here, man,

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Speaker 2: You're you're really into the radio. Sounds like you're a

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Speaker 1: Man. That's I'm still gonna beat you up for being

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was. I didn't even know.

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Speaker 1: Why do you curl up next to him? Because I

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Speaker 2: I had my first experience with like usually up to

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Speaker 2: fucking worst. They were like real, like just it was

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Speaker 2: like they were casting for cute babies on both of

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Speaker 2: my flights to Austen and I was like, man, those

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Man, we can go to the park,

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Speaker 1: you could. You could steal one for a second. Get

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Speaker 1: the thrill, you know what I mean, Brian the Editor.

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Speaker 2: As a fun fact, Tom's diner was used to calibrate

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, that's why Brian's coming through the facts. Anyways.

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Speaker 1: My overrated h is electronic thermometers. Oh you want to

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm asking bring this up more to like find out

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Speaker 2: if I'm the only one. Like my mother had a

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Speaker 2: weird thing with cameras, like you know, film cameras, where

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Speaker 1: Cameras physically break or something like would malfunction like internally,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just not working. The pictures were fucked up,

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Speaker 2: have that with electronic thermometers, because I swear to God

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Speaker 2: Yeah you ever get that with like or like a

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Speaker 1: Like at the contacts that developed, Yeah, yeah, you got

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, I remember the I remember the day we

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Speaker 2: I mean you never they never break, they never run

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Speaker 1: But I feel like the really interesting thing about this take, Jackie,

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Speaker 2: Wondering if like we just like we just have a

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Speaker 2: Like you you have thermoelectric thermometers that like work, I've.

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Speaker 1: Been what now fuck another one broke, another one gone,

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Speaker 1: as have do you have experience with other things breaking

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Speaker 2: Have to like look into this family curse to see

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Speaker 2: if there's a if there's another bit of technology. My

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Speaker 2: my mom's family, like don't ask don't ask her to

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Speaker 1: You gotta look deeper into this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, that's what That's what I wanted

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Speaker 2: I think we've we've found that that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, they only.

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Speaker 2: I mean it could be like we're keeping them in

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Speaker 2: feel like maybe it's on me and my add that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I think I think it's No, I'm more

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Speaker 2: I'm all in on you. The curse, curse, the electric thermometer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're you've got something going on. You've

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Speaker 1: got like electromagnetic frequency, your ship is all fucked up,

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Speaker 1: you got something going on. It would, yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: but luckily the mics always work around you, so the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it is very specific. My mom fine with

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Speaker 1: Can I send your mom a bunch of cameras just

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Speaker 1: have a break to see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she walks by people like she's walking by like

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Speaker 2: their camera, like what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Your mom could be like a c a weapon where

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Speaker 2: It's like it's's undocumentable. She's like the tails. She just

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Speaker 2: like goes with She is like tails to Sonic. She's

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Speaker 2: just like always there next to the CIA operative and

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Speaker 2: like nobody can ever see Ea. The only problem with

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Speaker 2: the mercury throw hometer is I could never really see

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Speaker 2: what it what it said, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah, but maybe you break them open. There's

436
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Speaker 1: barely enough mercury to play with. You can't get that high.

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Speaker 2: All right, those are some overrated, underrated Let's take a

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Speaker 2: quick break.

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Speaker 1: We'll come back. We will talk about the news.

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Speaker 2: Man, we're back, We're back, and the war.

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Speaker 1: How's it going? Oh? Man, bad?

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Speaker 2: Yep, pretty bad to be. Donald Trump is in need

443
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Speaker 2: of a headline. So he's floated this idea that they're

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Speaker 2: actually going to pause on the war crimes to negotiate

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Speaker 2: with Iran.

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Speaker 1: But this is the thing, right, It's that's like a

447
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Speaker 1: headline and you get like, oh wow, the Trump said

448
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Speaker 1: that there's high level negotiations taking place. But a few

449
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: days ago he said he's going to start destroying energy,

450
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Speaker 1: like Iranian energy facilities and power plants if they didn't

451
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Speaker 1: open the strait of horror moves. And he's like I'll

452
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Speaker 1: give you till Monday and then it's gonna be flattened.

453
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Speaker 1: And then Iran responded by saying, like to that threat

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Speaker 1: by saying, if you touch our energy facilities, we will

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Speaker 1: destroy every fucking power plant in West Asia. How about

456
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Speaker 1: that shit, tell you hollies that, how are they going

457
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Speaker 1: to hold that? Or we're talking desalinization facilities, We're talking

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Speaker 1: power plants, critical infrastructure. So when this now you can

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Speaker 1: you can do that? Yeah? How wait?

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Speaker 2: How?

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Speaker 1: Why are you so mad? But don't fight back? We're America?

462
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Speaker 1: Are you mean to me? Lay down? Lay down? Please?

463
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Speaker 1: So when this announcement came out, everyone was like, oh,

464
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Speaker 1: thank god, a de escalation. But again the Iranians are like, uh,

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Speaker 1: they just completely shitted on this, like notion that there

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Speaker 1: were any kinds of talks happening. He said, we haven't

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Speaker 1: had talks talks with Trump directly or even through intermediaries,

468
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Speaker 1: so I don't know what the fuck this guy's even

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Speaker 1: talking about. He just made a threat and then suddenly said, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: everything's all good. We've had some really great talks with Iran.

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Speaker 1: So the strait of Horror moves will postpone things for

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Speaker 1: five days and now you're like, Okay, what the fuck's

473
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: going on? Guess what it was. It's it's fucking market manipulation,

474
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Speaker 1: and with a little bit of cowardice, you know, mixed in.

475
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Speaker 1: But he was pumping. He was pumped, faking war crimes,

476
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Speaker 1: and like an Iranian academic, who's you know, like in

477
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Speaker 1: Iran posted quote every week when markets open, Trump makes

478
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Speaker 1: these kinds of statements to drive down oil prices. Even

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Speaker 1: his five day deadline aligns with the closure of the

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Speaker 1: energy market. But in reality, there are non negotiations underway,

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Speaker 1: nor does Trump have the capability to reopened the strait

482
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Speaker 1: of hormones. Iran's firm threat has once again forced Trump

483
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Speaker 1: to back down. Yeah, that's that's what's going on. And

484
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: then people noted like, look what happened with the timing

485
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Speaker 1: of his messages and what happened to the market. At

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Speaker 1: seven oh four am Eastern today, President Trump said the

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Speaker 1: quote the US and Iran have had productive discussions to

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Speaker 1: end the war. By seven to ten Eastern, the S

489
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Speaker 1: and P five hundred searched two hundred and forty points,

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Speaker 1: adding two trillion dollars in market cap. Twenty seven minutes later,

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Speaker 1: Iran completely denied all of President Trump's claims and said

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Speaker 1: there has been no contact with the US. By eight

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Speaker 1: am Eastern, the S and P five hundred head fall

494
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Speaker 1: one hundred twenty points, erasing one trillion dollars in market cap.

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Speaker 1: That's a three trillion dollar swing market cap in fifty

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Speaker 1: six minutes, just in the S and P five hundred.

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Speaker 2: We're going to find out that he's just like doing

498
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Speaker 2: micro transactor, like just enriching himself off of this ship.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's that's I mean, there's so many things

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Speaker 1: where money's just gone missing already, the stuff when he

501
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: was like suing companies, they're like, well happened to other

502
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Speaker 1: kinds of like I don't know, I don't know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Really, I guess it's

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00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: mine with the Trump organization broadly. And this is just

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00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 1: so I mean, like again, this is because you have

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00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: a fucking guy whose brain is oatmeal goo, just just

507
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: saying whatever the fuck he wants, blustering well without having

508
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: having the capabilities, and you have he surrounded himself with

509
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: ignorant people that only say yes that this like the

510
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: blundering is only going to get more fucking intense, like

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Speaker 1: it's just uh, I don't know, man like democrats, somebody

512
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: will what's is there any kind of is there anything

513
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: going on? Or are you just gonna keep just watching

514
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 1: this ship because it's gonna it's it's already causing pain globally. Yeah, uh,

515
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: not just for Americans at the pump, Like many countries

516
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Speaker 1: are affected by the the Strait being shut down, and

517
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Speaker 1: the price is going up, like even in Japan, like

518
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Speaker 1: record highs for gas prices, which is probably why the

519
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: Prime Minister visited the White House at the end. Do

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00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: you fucking knock this shit off?

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Speaker 2: Me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: So, uh, Takite Sana went to the White House at

523
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Speaker 1: the end of the last week to you know, manage

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Speaker 1: the US Japan relationship because of all the economic and

525
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Speaker 1: security implications, because Trump wasn't happy that the Japanese didn't

526
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Speaker 1: immediately jump into the war. So Takiti was there to

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Speaker 1: do some damage control. And I'm only bringing this up

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Speaker 1: because like nothing really came much out of the meeting

529
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Speaker 1: except for this one fucking moment where Jack like, so

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Speaker 1: they're they're having the Oval Office uh sort of presser,

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Speaker 1: and a Japanese journalist asked like, hey, so you kind

532
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: of just like kicked off this global war that disrupted

533
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Speaker 1: energy markets without telling any of your allies, Like, what

534
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: the fuck is up with that? You know? I think

535
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: people would have probably appreciated a heads up because this

536
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: this affects everybody. And he had a real I thought,

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Speaker 1: I thought I was watching fucking veep the.

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Speaker 2: Way the president talking about it very confused.

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Speaker 1: Well, one thing, you don't want to signal too much.

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00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: You know, when we go in. We went in very

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Speaker 1: hard and we didn't tell anybody about it because we

542
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay? Jesus

545
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: who is laughing everyone uncomfortably? So everyone was like why

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00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: we Okay, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Were you?

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00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: What were you?

549
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: Why didn't anyone tell you about Pearl Harbor? Why did

550
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: anyone tell me about Pearl Harbor?

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Speaker 1: Were you? I don't even sure? Again a bit attempt

552
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: at humor, I suppose, Jesus Christ. This is like led

553
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: to people like like in Japan, being like, what the

554
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: fuck was that? More so for Takai being like did

555
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: you can he press? Like it was like this comment

556
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: decide if you're like the fucking weird comments. I like,

557
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: what about not getting Japan involved in the defending the

558
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: Strait of Horror moves or getting entangled with this fucking

559
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: US Israeli war and maybe some pushback, but yeah, very

560
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Speaker 1: very it felt like a thing like like Michael Scott

561
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Speaker 1: would have said, it was so much like scripted television.

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Speaker 2: It kind of was, yeah, fuck, and this is the

563
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Speaker 2: Prime Minister who's pretty conservative.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, she's like when she's like the

565
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Speaker 1: mega take a back seat. You know, it's very immigrants

566
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Speaker 1: get out. You know, she's definitely not for me, being

567
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Speaker 1: a half Japanese person, not the kind of person I

568
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: want in charge of of a not a fan. I'm

569
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: hoping embraces things like, you know, diversity, especially as the

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Speaker 1: population contract, and maybe being a little bit more open

571
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Speaker 1: to how things can be better. But yeah, the moment

572
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: not much just progress there. But hey, you got to

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00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,239
Speaker 1: talk about Pearl Harbor and why do you tell why

574
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: do you tell me about that? Why now you tell

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00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: me about Pearl Harbor? All right?

576
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Speaker 2: Other kind of fallout from this administration, you know, DHS

577
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 2: funding is still not happening. Democrats are trying to rein

578
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 2: in ice, and you know, try and force them to

579
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Speaker 2: make some changes to you know, how things are currently running.

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Speaker 2: Ask them to follow the law.

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Speaker 1: Can you write that down? Can you write that downe

582
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Speaker 1: that we will down? We will not we will follow

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Speaker 1: the law.

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Speaker 2: And this is causing a shutdown where ts agents are

585
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 2: not being paid and that's led to wait times that

586
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 2: are in some instances, uh, longer than the flights people

587
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,239
Speaker 2: are about to go on. There's reports from Atlanta that

588
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: there were lines like stretching out, like going out around

589
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: like baggage clan out the door around the building. So

590
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 2: nuts look at looking for a solution on this one,

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Speaker 2: and it seems like Donald Trump's solution is like send

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Speaker 2: in ice.

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Speaker 1: Maybe yeah. And it's crazy too because the you know,

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Speaker 1: Senate Leader John Thune was like, dude, I got a

595
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Speaker 1: deal here. We can pass a bill to get TSA funded,

596
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: Like I can get all of DHS funded without ice.

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00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: Should we do that? Because then you know, all the

598
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: people will stop blaming the Republicans for the gridlock at airports.

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00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, no deal, no deal. Uh what

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Speaker 1: so against is We're gonna have ice be at the

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Speaker 1: airports And you're like, what the why because apparently they're

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Speaker 1: going to quote help TSA agents with crowd control. When

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00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: do you, HS official told CBS News, quote, I have

604
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: no idea what we're doing. Former ICE official told CBS

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Speaker 1: that federal immigration agents were likely not trained to perform

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Speaker 1: the technical tasks involved in airport security, such as operating

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00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,719
Speaker 1: screening machines. Yeah, we know that they can't even operate

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Speaker 1: a fucking mask or car. So I don't think they're

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Speaker 1: gonna use complex machinery.

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Speaker 2: Think you are there to just like push people around

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Speaker 2: in case they get mad.

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Speaker 1: I exactly. And one thing is like no masks, no masks.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to freak people out. Even more so

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Speaker 1: they're not wearing masks. They're just loafing around airports, like

615
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: being like, okay, this way most people have been like,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't like customs and border patrol be like the more

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Speaker 1: logical option here, given that they are stationed at like

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Speaker 1: international points of entry and things like that are a

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Speaker 1: little bit more adept at dealing with like people transiting places.

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Speaker 2: Just triple down on ice, now that's what they've got. Yeah, exactly,

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00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 2: what if we rub some ice on it?

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00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Trump is addicted to fucking band aids like

623
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: dumb band aid fixes that don't do anything. So I

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00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: guess he thinks ice to the American people's like shorthand

625
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: for tremendous safety of civilians, right, so maybe he thinks

626
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: that's a win. Uh. But you know again, rhetorically, it's

627
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: all like it's all the Democrats, all the Democrats. But

628
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: when you control literally every dimension of the government, Uh,

629
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Speaker 1: it's hard to say like it's all because of these people.

630
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Speaker 1: Because Trump said he doesn't want to take the deal

631
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Speaker 1: because he wants to send it Senate Republicans to pass

632
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: the Save Act, right, and Thune is like, dude, I

633
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: keep fucking telling you there's no fucking votes for this.

634
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,959
Speaker 1: No one wants to even like nobody's going to even

635
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: get rid of the filibuster because if anything goes sideways

636
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: in the midterms and the Democrats end up taking the Senate,

637
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: what what then? Right we have to have some like

638
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: they're like no, so it's not it's just not going

639
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: to happen at this moment. But Trump has said, like

640
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 1: if the Republicans leave for this recess like the Spring recess,

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00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: he's gonna get He's like, you better not lead. I

642
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about anybody leaving during the recess,

643
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: you figure out the fucking save me act, okay, and

644
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: said if they don't, he's gonna invite everyone over for

645
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: Easter dinner at the White House, which it sounds like

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00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: from the reporting that Republicans take that more as a

647
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: threat than a privilege, that they'd be like you, no,

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00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 1: you all bring your families here, and if you're not here, well,

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Speaker 1: then guess what. I'm gonna throw my toys out of

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Speaker 1: my crip.

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Speaker 2: Just like Death of Stalin, where like everybody has to

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Speaker 2: sit there with him and just answer his questions and

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Speaker 2: entertain him and try not to offend him lest they

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Speaker 2: be sent to the gulags. So, just to recap on

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Speaker 2: our master a deal artist, he is the master of

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Speaker 2: the art of the deal. So he's having to lie

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Speaker 2: to claim that he's in talks with Iran, which is

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Speaker 2: where he was before the attack on Iran. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's not gonna lie to just pretend to be at

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Speaker 2: the level he was in before he started the war.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this asshole with Yaho started the war. No fucking

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Speaker 1: plan aside from thinking that killing people and bombing shit

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Speaker 1: would be enough to like make to put someone who's

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Speaker 1: in an existential position cave, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, and then he's also trying to win this thing

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Speaker 2: that is you know, the the Democrats are like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: we found that ICE is a loser for them. We're

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Speaker 2: going to dig in. We're gonna be like, no, we're

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Speaker 2: not going to fund this shit until you come around

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Speaker 2: and like, aren't abusing the American people with this group

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Speaker 2: of gestapo goons whoa.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa whoa stoppo.

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Speaker 2: And his his response is like, not only well, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna shut down the government, make everybody's lives hell, and

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Speaker 2: then our solution is going to be to send those

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Speaker 2: very people that they object to out to make them

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Speaker 2: hate them even more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yep. And there's already people who are just like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like they're they're because there's already right now,

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Speaker 1: I think a seventeen airports where there've been ICE schoons deployed,

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Speaker 1: and you know, you can see people's social media posts

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Speaker 1: like what the fuck are these people doing here? They

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Speaker 1: just make everyone so fucking uncomfortable. Yeah, but again, I

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Speaker 1: think it's it's such a stupid thing, like to your point,

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Speaker 1: because it's just gonna remind people more like like Trump

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Speaker 1: is front and center. It's like the line's fucking long

687
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Speaker 1: because this asshole isn't doing the just the minimum, even

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Speaker 1: fun tsa when he could. And then he's putting the

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Speaker 1: you know architects of everyone's or the I guess, the

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Speaker 1: uh people who carry out all of the modern American

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Speaker 1: misery in the form of ice agents just visibly there,

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Speaker 1: just so you can see them and be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah. This is this is why, this is why

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Speaker 1: Trump needs nine more years in office. It's a good look.

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Speaker 1: That's a good look. Let's take a quick break. We'll

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Speaker 1: be right back, and we're back. Yep.

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Speaker 2: And speaking of the dire situation at airports, an Air

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Speaker 2: Canada flight crashed into a fire truck while landing at

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Speaker 2: LaGuardia late last night. The fire truck was responding to

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Speaker 2: another emergency. A United Airlines flight aboarded their takeoff after

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Speaker 2: getting an anti ice warning flash and there was also

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Speaker 2: like a weird smell in the cabin that was making

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Speaker 2: the flight attendants feel ill, so they boarded that fire

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Speaker 2: trucks came and then there was what seems to be

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Speaker 2: a air t have a control mishap where the fire

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Speaker 2: truck was reportedly cleared to cross Runway four, where Air

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Speaker 2: Canada flight eighty six forty six was about to land.

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Speaker 2: Then just moments later, an air traffic controller warned them

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Speaker 2: stop stop stop, truck one stop, truck one stop, and

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Speaker 2: in a recording, the controller was heard saying, I messed up,

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Speaker 2: and I just remember the last time the government shut down.

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Speaker 2: There are lots of articles about how air traffic control

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Speaker 2: workers were having to call in sick to try to

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Speaker 2: earn money elsewhere. I'm wondering if staffing shortages there were

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Speaker 2: already like a major problem for air traffic controllers even

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Speaker 2: without a government shutdown, if that's being impacted, and just

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Speaker 2: generally the system of like pushing and pushing people to

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Speaker 2: extract as much work out of them as possible without

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Speaker 2: taking into account that they are human beings just seems

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Speaker 2: like a bad way to run a civilization, and it's

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Speaker 2: going to have negative impacts like this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, God, just like this. I think most

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Speaker 1: people remember a time it was like I feel like

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Speaker 1: there weren't as many bad things happening because you know,

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Speaker 1: people are getting paid properly and we weren't just you know,

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Speaker 1: having workers stretch so thin. Yeah, like to even I

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Speaker 1: mean just shows just the further decline of this country

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Speaker 1: where it's like our travel infrastructures crumbling. We don't have

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Speaker 1: the people who like keep us safe being paid well

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Speaker 1: enough or you know, properly funded. Yeah, just I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: like at every at every turn, you just kind of

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Speaker 1: see just this degradation and just like, yeah, the after this,

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Speaker 1: like I think laguardi had to shut down. It ended

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Speaker 1: up causing all global flight delays because so many flights

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Speaker 1: go through LaGuardia. Yeah, just another another shitty example. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: two pilots to dead. It's just a very really sad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I can't imagine what that air traffic controllers probably

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Speaker 1: going through if they're even like the things like I

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Speaker 1: messed up. It's like, oh Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rip two. Robert Mueller, who died over the weekend

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Speaker 2: of the age of eighty one. It's Mueller Time. T

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Speaker 2: shirts that people snapped up before he delivered his uh

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Speaker 2: useless report will live on for a knockout punch.

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Speaker 1: That's right. God is ass It's Muller time, bitch, And

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Speaker 1: here I go. What was he just old? What happened?

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Speaker 2: Did we know he died of being just old. He

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Speaker 2: was eighty one. It's crazy because Chuck Norris also passed away.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that on tomorrow's episode. But he was

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Speaker 2: eighty six. Robert Mueller seemed old as fuck.

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Speaker 1: Was eighty six. Yeah, Jesus was he doing? Was Norris

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Speaker 1: doing kung fu with with Elvis? Did they ever?

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Speaker 2: Might have been in there at one point. There's no

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Speaker 2: way that Elvis didn't at least get in some dojo

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Speaker 2: time with Chuck Norris.

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Speaker 1: They were doesn't that feel right have been? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I feel like Chuck Norris

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Speaker 2: would have a real hard time pulling his punches with

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Speaker 2: for Elvis.

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Speaker 4: Okay, wow, you're amazing. Priscilla, right, he did train Priscilla.

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Speaker 4: I remember in the episode there was some trained Priscilla. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: he trained Priscilla.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy, way yeah, wow, eighty six eighty six And racist?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, God, like you can get a lot of

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Speaker 1: mileage out of being racist for some reason staying alive

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Speaker 1: in this country.

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Speaker 2: His last few years was spent as like a racist

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Speaker 2: columnist on the internet, just clickbait articles.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that, but just say, Robert Mueller also

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Speaker 1: pretty racist.

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Speaker 2: In addition to a Special Council investigation, he served as

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Speaker 2: an FBI director from two thousand and one to twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Great period period.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he claims to have asked the DOJ and

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Speaker 2: Department of Defense to knock off all the torture.

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Speaker 1: A you guys sucking knock it off.

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Speaker 2: Knock it off out there, trying to work in here,

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Speaker 2: my water bill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, knock it off, all right, knock it off.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: But he was responsible for expanded surveillance techniques that involved

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Speaker 2: a network of informants that infiltrated mosques, Muslim community groups,

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Speaker 2: and social organizations with immigrant ties. So, you know, laying

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Speaker 2: the groundwork, laying the foundation for the white supremacist authoritarian

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Speaker 2: government that we would eventually put all our hopes on

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Speaker 2: him to bring down.

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Speaker 1: The racist FBI predated Mueller. We all know that now. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was I guess, just like the very laying some foundations.

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Speaker 1: So there's just one of the many gardeners that tended

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Speaker 1: that trist grass.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but Donald Trump posted Robert Mueller just died.

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Speaker 1: Good. I'm glad he's dead. That's straight up a quote.

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Speaker 1: That's what he wrote.

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Speaker 2: That's it because he said rober eulogy, this was like

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Speaker 2: kind of one of his more restrained.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like I no longer heard

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Speaker 1: innocent people. I'm glad he's dead. Wow, he can no

797
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Speaker 1: longer hurt innocent. I mean there is truth.

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Speaker 2: To that, that's true. But yeah, I don't think what

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Speaker 2: he was thinking of. I don't think he was thinking of.

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Speaker 1: Uh, are the people he set up in weird terrorist blots? Yeah,

801
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Speaker 1: were in a thing. But all right, Hey, this elderly.

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Speaker 2: Muslim guy at the at the mosque is you know,

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Speaker 2: really open and susceptible to suggestion. So let's pretend like

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Speaker 2: he's a mastermind. Yeah, you gonna do it, all right,

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00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 2: arrest him anyway? Scoring I went for a lass. It's

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Speaker 2: Mueller time.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, Robert, thanks rip Bob, thanks for nothing. Where

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Speaker 1: were you with that report? Jackass? That's right? All right.

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Speaker 2: Those are some of the things that are trending on

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Speaker 2: this Monday, March twenty third. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 2: a who last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 2: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your

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Speaker 2: vaccines where you still can't get your flu shots. Don't

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Speaker 2: do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk to

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Speaker 2: y'all tomorrow.

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