Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency into Calm.
Speaker 2: I'm Drew, and I do have Apple AirPod Nactus, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I love them.
Speaker 3: My name is Enya, and I have them too.
Speaker 1: And yes, if you are wondering, both of the pears
Speaker 1: are very dirty, the dirtiest thing.
Speaker 3: On the planet.
Speaker 2: What are we going to talk to the camera or
Speaker 2: to each other?
Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm talking to the camera because.
Speaker 2: I was talking with the camera too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well maybe sometimes it's good to speak to them. Let
Speaker 1: them know, let them know that I see you, I'm
Speaker 1: watching you.
Speaker 3: I'm in your walls, I'm in your room.
Speaker 2: I was just like chewing gum the whole time. Let
Speaker 2: me swallow real quick.
Speaker 3: You swallow gum? Yeah, I do not swallow gum anymore, really, no.
Speaker 2: I literally every piece of gum I've ever eaten I
Speaker 2: have swallowed, Drew.
Speaker 3: You know, the little like black dots.
Speaker 4: On the concrete or gum, right, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: And that's like why I don't spit it out, because
Speaker 2: I don't want to add to that pile.
Speaker 3: So you'd rather just let it sit in your stomach.
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't actually like the stomach. Acid in your
Speaker 2: stomach is like super fucking powerful. It would melt your
Speaker 2: finger if you ate it.
Speaker 1: So if I really was upset with you, I should
Speaker 1: throw up stomach bio and.
Speaker 3: Throw it in your face.
Speaker 2: Actually that's a good idea. Well should I talk about Oh,
Speaker 2: I have something very, very very but I have something
Speaker 2: very important to say. Shut the hell up. No, I
Speaker 2: have something very important to address about the last episode.
Speaker 2: I just want to It's like hard for me to
Speaker 2: talk about, but I.
Speaker 3: Want to here for you, here, give me your hand.
Speaker 2: I want to just kind of clear the air.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a gine or mis fucking schlang, like
Speaker 2: a big fucking meaty girthy cock.
Speaker 3: And the thing is you've warned everyone. You gave multiple warnings,
Speaker 3: Like my wiener is huge. Everybody always talks about it.
Speaker 1: It's a big problem in my love life. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's why you don't have romantic situations and holding it
Speaker 1: because everybody wants to use.
Speaker 3: You for that.
Speaker 2: And it's also just extremely fucking difficult because when I
Speaker 2: get in erection, all the blood from my rain goes
Speaker 2: to my wiener and I pass out. Yeah, every time
Speaker 2: I stand up, it's because my penis gets blood in
Speaker 2: it and that's why I'm like light at it that
Speaker 2: people want to blame it on. Oh, like oh iron efficiency. Yeah, no, it's.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be the most of the odeon right.
Speaker 2: Like literally, but most of my problems in my life
Speaker 2: are because of my big ginormous schlong.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think.
Speaker 1: About that, But there are a lot of problems in
Speaker 1: your life that you could trace back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it was funny that I like, when I
Speaker 2: was watching the episode back, I was like, blur this,
Speaker 2: blur this, and like make sure you can't see this,
Speaker 2: and then like within the first five seconds of the episode,
Speaker 2: I'm like picking at it, like and it's that you were.
Speaker 3: Like it and moving it around. Well, it's okay because like.
Speaker 1: Women's boobs should be sexualized, that I understand, but we
Speaker 1: shouldn't sexualize the wieners of men.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I actually also have a question for you about boobs.
Speaker 2: When you and like Oriyan or you and any of
Speaker 2: your girlfriends are watching a movie, how quickly into the
Speaker 2: movie does it take before you start playing with each
Speaker 2: other's boobs?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Uh, we usually don't because I don't like what I
Speaker 1: don't like to have sex with my friends.
Speaker 2: Fucking weirdo. Prude loser.
Speaker 1: How does that make me impruvede? That's just like something
Speaker 1: not something I do? Well should I talk about? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me preface. So last time I saw Drew was
Speaker 1: we did our Berkeley show, Bah Berkeley bus say, and
Speaker 1: it was amazing and awesome. But I had to rush
Speaker 1: out of there because I have I had worked in
Speaker 1: New York and Drew was going to meet me in
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 3: First of all York. Yeah, because we're just like working.
Speaker 2: Good, we're working.
Speaker 3: Our life is movie.
Speaker 2: Here's why we're here.
Speaker 3: Out.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going yeah, well, as a man should shout
Speaker 2: out stray Rats, letting me use the letting us use
Speaker 2: the office because it's so fucking cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're wondering where we're at.
Speaker 1: We're at the stray Rat, the straight Rats headquarters.
Speaker 2: Julian is goaded with the sauce. Let's just say.
Speaker 3: That extra goat.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Can I have a side of goat with my sauce? No?
Speaker 3: Can I have a set of sauce with my goat?
Speaker 2: No? No, it's too much.
Speaker 1: Anyway, when we were leaving Berkeley, I'd like rush out
Speaker 1: of there.
Speaker 3: I did not tell you this, but do you remember
Speaker 3: what I texted you before I.
Speaker 2: Took off that, uh, you were convinced you're gonna die
Speaker 2: or you something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh do I tell you that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, but do you remember along those lines what
Speaker 3: else I said?
Speaker 2: Not off the top now, but I remember once you
Speaker 2: told me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm gonna say the story and then say
Speaker 1: why I texted you what I texted you because it's look,
Speaker 1: I feel like I could find it.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all of my notes just deleted. I'm
Speaker 2: not even fucking kidding. I had like a hundred notes.
Speaker 3: Recently deleted.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's second.
Speaker 2: God. I literally almost had like I would don't even
Speaker 2: have a conniption fit. I was just gonna cry. But okay,
Speaker 2: keep going while I look for you.
Speaker 3: I know how to find it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we didn't tell you so much.
Speaker 1: We're I'm like leaving on a late flight out and
Speaker 1: it's a red eye, so I'm thinking to myself, Okay,
Speaker 1: I need to sleep because the next day I had.
Speaker 3: To show up to the competition.
Speaker 1: I had to show up right and early to get
Speaker 1: my booty all oiled up so I could start working
Speaker 1: for Drew. But I had work the next day, Like
Speaker 1: I had to be at set early in the morning
Speaker 1: the next day, so I was like, okay, I need
Speaker 1: to make sure I sleep on this flight.
Speaker 3: So so before I got on the.
Speaker 1: Flight, I did what anybody would do in my situation,
Speaker 1: which is, instead of taking melatonin because I don't believe
Speaker 1: in melatonin anymore, I took an edible and had like
Speaker 1: two drugs, which is like I'm not saying to do Okay, yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: so I didn't in my text. I didn't say that
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna die. I just like I
Speaker 1: had a morbid thought. Okay, so whatever, I'm just like
Speaker 1: a little crossed getting on my flight. This company that
Speaker 1: I'm working with got me like a nice flight, so
Speaker 1: I was like the first person on the plane, like
Speaker 1: I could see right.
Speaker 3: Into the cockpit.
Speaker 2: Uh bragging much.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like that it has to do with
Speaker 1: the story. But like, my life is a movie, and
Speaker 1: I am working with a company that treated me like
Speaker 1: an absolute princess, and I like flew business class like
Speaker 1: it's like really fucking easy, Like honestly, oh wow, Oh
Speaker 1: so whatever, I'm like a little cross getting onto the flight.
Speaker 1: I had taken an edible, right before I boarded, because
Speaker 1: I was like, by the time I sit down, I
Speaker 1: want to be high and knockout. So I'm sitting on
Speaker 1: the fly, I'm like on the phone and then I
Speaker 1: go to get off the phone and I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: I get off the phone, and I'm sitting there. And
Speaker 1: I had been on the phone the whole time until
Speaker 1: they said this. This is what made me hang up
Speaker 1: with the phone was we were getting a little delayed,
Speaker 1: and then the pilot got I was like, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: like a maintenance issue.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have some people come on.
Speaker 1: Uh, there's a switch for the navigation system that isn't
Speaker 1: working and we're gonna have someone come on that for me.
Speaker 2: Image, that's literally what happened on the Image Malaysia flight
Speaker 2: that like fucking disappeared.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, that for me was not okay.
Speaker 1: Like I literally immediately started freaking the fuck out, and
Speaker 1: like in that moment him saying that ignited my edible
Speaker 1: in my brain. I was so convinced that it was
Speaker 1: done for me, Like I kept making comments like I
Speaker 1: like to myself, just kind of laving me like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what if we like got off the plane.
Speaker 2: We should get off right now.
Speaker 1: The maintenance guy rushed past me into the car and
Speaker 1: they had plyers and they were tugging at the switch
Speaker 1: with plyers, like trying to fix it. And he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna turn the plane on and off again
Speaker 1: and see if it works. And they kept turning on
Speaker 1: and off the plane. They were literally just resetting.
Speaker 2: It like it's a fucking iPhone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, bitch, this is not an iPhone. This is
Speaker 1: like me and the lives of a bunch of people
Speaker 1: like get me. Ah.
Speaker 3: So they do that for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: We get delayed, and then the maintenance guys went out
Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, I think everything should be
Speaker 1: good by now. We're just gonna take off and it
Speaker 1: should be fine. It should be fine, bitch, that's what.
Speaker 4: Could be read our deck.
Speaker 2: And you said, I just had the high. I just
Speaker 2: had the high thought that's so morbid. And I said
Speaker 2: what she said, like, if I ever died, how would
Speaker 2: y'all get into my laptop? Which that being like, that's
Speaker 2: your that's your thought, that's what you're thinking about.
Speaker 3: And I'll explain this.
Speaker 2: You like to see my texts and shiit, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Because I want yours. I was like, haha, o g
Speaker 2: you know mine. And then and she gave me the
Speaker 2: password to the laptop because like my.
Speaker 3: Notes okay, and then like that was kind of the
Speaker 3: end of it.
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to tell you what was happening
Speaker 1: because I didn't want you to get anxious then take off, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then hear nothing from me.
Speaker 3: So I tried to play it cool.
Speaker 1: But what was actually happening is I was sitting in
Speaker 1: the front of the plane crying, Like I literally started crying.
Speaker 2: That's most people die on plane crashes, the front of
Speaker 2: the plane breaks up.
Speaker 3: Believe. I was like, I'm done. I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: why I don't do this shit.
Speaker 1: This is why I need to be in an exit
Speaker 1: row in the back so I can fucking jump out
Speaker 1: before the plane like crashes, Like this is it.
Speaker 3: This is my fucking nb all. Wow, Like I can't like,
Speaker 3: I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: But I had a moment where I was just thinking
Speaker 1: I didn't have morbid thoughts of this is so stupid
Speaker 1: because obviously I was not near death.
Speaker 4: Bitch, I like, you were so high I was near death, have.
Speaker 3: Any like sad thoughts.
Speaker 1: I genuinely was so satisfied and happy with my life.
Speaker 1: And the reason I gave you the password to my
Speaker 1: notes app is because I wrote this, which I'm not
Speaker 1: going to read out loud. But I wrote this like
Speaker 1: three oh seven am, October twenty fifth in my leather
Speaker 1: read this, yeah, but you can read it, but like,
Speaker 1: don't read it out loud. Well, we'll skip ahead because
Speaker 1: it's going to take your eight years to read that.
Speaker 2: That's so.
Speaker 1: And I literally was crying writing this, and I was
Speaker 1: just like I need Drew to find this and share
Speaker 1: it to anybody who like why do I have.
Speaker 2: Like thirteen notes?
Speaker 4: Just like yeah, it's like bad.
Speaker 3: Like if y'all go through, it'll be like my life
Speaker 3: was amazing.
Speaker 2: I love my friend's family everything. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I just thought you that is that funny,
Speaker 3: Like I literally.
Speaker 4: You were tweaking.
Speaker 2: You were literally tweaking off the fucking being.
Speaker 1: The second that place our movie, I fucking out literally
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 2: All that, But that's literally me. Every single flight, I
Speaker 2: am sitting in my seat like literally convinced I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: So I text everyone I know that I love them.
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm taking off I love you, Like that's
Speaker 2: my vibe eyady, I've gone.
Speaker 1: So far down that path that I don't do it
Speaker 1: anymore because now I'm convinced.
Speaker 3: Doing that will solidify my death. Even though like either way,
Speaker 3: like you, planes are.
Speaker 2: Like really safe, they're so savvy, they're literally soay.
Speaker 3: I just thought you would think that's funny.
Speaker 2: Because whoa life while you were going through that. I
Speaker 2: literally almost fucking died. And I know I say that like.
Speaker 4: Every every episode.
Speaker 2: No no, no, but this was very very real, Like
Speaker 2: it was not okay, but so on my flight, like
Speaker 2: I must have gotten bit by like a spider or
Speaker 2: a mosquito or something. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: the bite was, but like it was like really itchy,
Speaker 2: and then it kind of got really hot and then
Speaker 2: it got like warm, and then I just didn't look
Speaker 2: at it for like four hours. And then like I
Speaker 2: got to the hotel that I'm staying in with my parents,
Speaker 2: I'm my, gosh, I'm in New York City with my parents.
Speaker 2: It's okaye, but I've done that before, so it's like okay, okay,
Speaker 2: but I wait, let me make sure you can hear
Speaker 2: my voice. Okay. But I get to the hotel and
Speaker 2: I'm like Damn this shit, Like it is really bad.
Speaker 2: And I look down on it or look down at it,
Speaker 2: and like it's like bulbous, like it's super swollen. The
Speaker 2: bite it's like literally like a quarter of an inch
Speaker 2: off of my skin and like the size of a quarter.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait, this was not like that, Like
Speaker 2: what the hell is going on? And so I show
Speaker 2: my mom and dad and they just like fucking laugh
Speaker 2: at me. They're like, that's a spider bye, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it literally is a spider by and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I've never been bitten by a spider. End of that. Well,
Speaker 2: like a few hours later, we're eating like lunch or something,
Speaker 2: and I look down and like I just have this
Speaker 2: like giant red patch on my skin, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I like I heavily documented it, like but like I
Speaker 2: have like this giant red patch on my skin and
Speaker 2: I'm like what the fuck is that? And I show
Speaker 2: my parents and at the diner and they're like, bro,
Speaker 2: you're tweaking. You just scratched it, like that's a scratch area,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, you're right. And then like a
Speaker 2: couple hours later, I look back down and it's starting
Speaker 2: to literally travel up my vein, like it literally went
Speaker 2: to my vein and started traveling up my vein, and
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, what the fuck, Like is that
Speaker 2: like an infection? Like am I like actually like about
Speaker 2: to like have sepsis? Like is my blood infected with
Speaker 2: fucking poison? Like what the hell is going on? And
Speaker 2: so I showed them again. Everyone is just like, bro,
Speaker 2: you scratched it, Like it's not that yeah.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, girl, you keep scratching it, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna like that's what's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I just ignore it. And then the
Speaker 2: line keeps crawling higher and higher, and then I'm like okay,
Speaker 2: like this is not good. And then I'm just like whatever,
Speaker 2: Like if it's that bad, I'll be alive tomorrow and
Speaker 2: I can figure it out tomorrow, Like whatever.
Speaker 4: I'll be alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then I'm like it's like four am, and
Speaker 2: I text Josh and I'm like, yo, like I need
Speaker 2: to talk to your dad, like I think something is
Speaker 2: very wrong with my arm. And I send the picture
Speaker 2: to Josh and Josh's dad is like, okay, like tell
Speaker 2: him not to panic. He's gonna be fine, but he
Speaker 2: needs to go to the hospital, like right now, like
Speaker 2: he should have gone yesterday to the hospital, he needs
Speaker 2: to go right now, or an urgent care, but like
Speaker 2: go and get antibiotics. I didn't do that, Like I
Speaker 2: went the next day. I went to sleep and then
Speaker 2: I woke up. Yeah, in the line the just to
Speaker 2: an urgent care, it's called like me doctor, Like it
Speaker 2: was fucking weird as hell, but there the line went
Speaker 2: all the way up into my shoulder. And what freaked
Speaker 2: me out is I was laying there and I could
Speaker 2: feel like my arm like I've never I've had like
Speaker 2: a sensation. I've never felt where like my fingers were.
Speaker 3: Like my fingers my fingers.
Speaker 2: Were like tingling and like numb. And then there were
Speaker 2: like certain spots that were like a deep throbbing like
Speaker 2: almost bruise.
Speaker 4: Like sorry, there's pain.
Speaker 2: I know there's spooky, spooky ghosts and skeletons all around,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I'm like feeling this stobbing pain. So I
Speaker 2: ended up calling Josh's. I ended up calling Josh and yeah,
Speaker 2: I went to the doctor the next day and they
Speaker 2: told me. I was like, I'd like cellulitis, which I
Speaker 2: was like, isn't that like what people get on their thighs,
Speaker 2: but or like cellulate cellulate. But they were like, no,
Speaker 2: it's like cellulitis, Like you have an infection under your
Speaker 2: skin and it's traveling up your vein right now. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, So I'm popping pills.
Speaker 2: I gotta take you now.
Speaker 3: He's got some perks.
Speaker 2: I'm taking excited two perks a day for the pain
Speaker 2: because my arm almost fell up.
Speaker 1: But like me so funny, like we literally you can't
Speaker 1: tell me something. But we've talked about this on the
Speaker 1: podcast before. Drew is so difficult because everything is a
Speaker 1: dying matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, extremely difficult to.
Speaker 1: Navigate any situation with him or tell the severity of
Speaker 1: it because he kind of just likes talking.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I was going to say, like
Speaker 2: tell me why. I was like, what if I don't
Speaker 2: take these antibiotics, and like I have to, like my
Speaker 2: arm falls off, like and I like.
Speaker 3: Get to taking it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get to get like a cool chrome
Speaker 2: Heart's like arm, like custom chrome Heart's arm.
Speaker 3: Though you can't afford that though, so oh they.
Speaker 2: Do it for free. They do it for free. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna insert all the photos of it because you're scary.
Speaker 3: Arm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like the last one where I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: I need to go, but like you can see it
Speaker 2: like traveling up. But yeah, I survived. I'm surviving another day.
Speaker 2: Every day is okay, Every fucking day is a blessing
Speaker 2: and you should treat it as such, and you should
Speaker 2: love the people around you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh when did you.
Speaker 4: Get that out?
Speaker 2: Yesterday when I almost died.
Speaker 1: You're twenty five, though you're seventeen. You're seventeen, but by seventeen,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck does everyone keep saying that shit to me?
Speaker 3: Like everyone keeps saying you're twenty five.
Speaker 2: That's such a weird fucking age to lie about. To
Speaker 2: land on.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me look at my notes.
Speaker 2: We should talk about about the Berkeley Show.
Speaker 1: No, oh wow, oh my god, Okay, actually we should
Speaker 1: because it is so insane. People saw videos of us
Speaker 1: at the Berkeley Show and we're genuinely so confused about Davis.
Speaker 2: I'm an IVY league. That's not an IVY league, but
Speaker 2: like Iconic as School, the unibomber went there, killed a
Speaker 2: bunch of people. Oppenheimer went there.
Speaker 3: Okay, something's wrong with Jerome, you said, that on stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, what it is? Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 2: there's some evil fucking creep in this room that's gonna
Speaker 2: kill people. Wow, even though I kind of agree with
Speaker 2: Ted Kazinski, not the killing people part or the bomb part.
Speaker 3: Well, we went to Berkeley and every time.
Speaker 1: This is the second college show we've done, and every
Speaker 1: time we do it, there are like three moments on
Speaker 1: stage where we're like, oh, oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 4: Did I say we're saying this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, while are.
Speaker 1: Students right now, but your schools keep asking us to come.
Speaker 1: So oh, I was gonna make a really roast joke.
Speaker 1: Actually me in the same sense as being like, why
Speaker 1: don't we say that?
Speaker 2: No, I just talking about drinking adderall water at a
Speaker 2: college camping and lean and lean. But my lean story
Speaker 2: was lit because it was like the culmination was like
Speaker 2: I'm fucking stupid, but I'm not giving that away.
Speaker 4: Like the g I.
Speaker 1: Looked at my notes and the other last thing other
Speaker 1: than my us.
Speaker 2: Talk about yours.
Speaker 1: My uterus is not doing well, but we shouldn't talk
Speaker 1: about that because I'll get it fixed.
Speaker 3: I'll get it tightened up.
Speaker 1: But other than my eulogy that I wrote for myself.
Speaker 1: I wrote this like this was one of the this
Speaker 1: So this kid puts into frame.
Speaker 3: Where my mind was at while I was thinking I
Speaker 3: was dying.
Speaker 1: I said the fact that I have headphones that can
Speaker 1: literally turn off the world.
Speaker 2: Music in world out, literally music in world out going.
Speaker 1: There because it is so oh crazy, noise canceling headphones,
Speaker 1: wanting noise consoling headphones when I use my.
Speaker 2: Fingers, noise canceling headphones when I use my fingers to
Speaker 2: click the button.
Speaker 3: But I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: It actually freaks me out, Like I don't understand how
Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones work, and I can't believe that they
Speaker 1: just do. Like I just turned them on and I
Speaker 1: hit a button and I can't hear you bitches. Like
Speaker 1: that is really crazy, also very dangerous.
Speaker 2: The clairvoyance mode is like literally the craziest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever experienced. My no Like, it's crazy that I can
Speaker 2: hear the world, that there's still music playing in my ears.
Speaker 1: But I think that, like in my head, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's just like regular headphones.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, it's different. There's like microphones. It's like
Speaker 2: pumping audio.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I just don't like clear voics because why
Speaker 1: would I want to hear outside louder I'm putting on
Speaker 1: my headphones.
Speaker 3: To turn off the world.
Speaker 2: So like when I was talking and walking with you,
Speaker 2: I had my headphones on music playing, but I could
Speaker 2: hear every single word you were saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, when I was walking with you and I had
Speaker 1: my headphones on and you were talking to me, I
Speaker 1: was ignoring because I just.
Speaker 2: Have a dopamine addiction. Is really what it is, like,
Speaker 2: I need to have two things going into my ear
Speaker 2: at the same time, three conversation, world and music.
Speaker 1: I will say I sat in the car on the
Speaker 1: way to sat the other day and they just had
Speaker 1: the like radio playing and I didn't put headphones on,
Speaker 1: and I just sat there listening to the radio and
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is so long, I've done this.
Speaker 2: In the radio and it's okay, boom boom boom boom
Speaker 2: boom boom bom.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, the songs on the radio are okay, yeah on
Speaker 1: the radio. Okay, Okay, big statement there, Yeah, like they're okay,
Speaker 1: No they ate, No, they did not.
Speaker 3: Though. Also, okay, we need to talk about this past Halloween.
Speaker 3: What happened last year.
Speaker 1: Our our takeaway from Halloween was it was some of
Speaker 1: the worst ig posts and some of the weirdest things.
Speaker 2: She's gonna have that damn jewel in her hand. One thing,
Speaker 2: that's what your Halloween costume should be.
Speaker 3: I should be a big jewel.
Speaker 2: No man, I'll get into that later. I'll let you finish.
Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, never mine mine. There's a
Speaker 2: thing called old people like claws that I noticed that
Speaker 2: old people have flaws. It's like called that, no I
Speaker 2: call it that, but like their thumb, like I guess
Speaker 2: the muscle in their hand just kind of deteriorates, so
Speaker 2: their thumb thumb rests here instead of here.
Speaker 3: And how many old people's hands have you looked at
Speaker 3: all of them?
Speaker 2: But like they'll rest their hand like this, and it's
Speaker 2: just like it's so cute.
Speaker 3: That's how you rest your hand.
Speaker 1: But everybody saw Halloween costume this year was so good,
Speaker 1: and I don't really understand, like, was that like a
Speaker 1: like a collective decision for everybody to go, Yeah, everybody's caught.
Speaker 3: Like my whole timeline on TikTok was like, oh okay, wow, Yeah.
Speaker 2: People are just following in the footsteps how did you
Speaker 2: start that just by throwing good costumes? Pains? People just
Speaker 2: saw me and one of the Beamy period. No, but
Speaker 2: I agree. Everyone's costumes were so good. Like I'm literally
Speaker 2: like jaw dropped at Quinn's like, yeah, Grace Jones costume.
Speaker 1: Like no, and it's not even Halloween yet, But what
Speaker 1: are the bitches going to post on Halloween? You all
Speaker 1: already posted everything. I'm going to do a lot of
Speaker 1: people's ideas and go back to their posts that they
Speaker 1: posted on halloweknd and be like, hello, where's the next one?
Speaker 2: Where is the real?
Speaker 3: Waiting?
Speaker 2: Winning? Winning? That was crazy? That arrow was fucking c
Speaker 2: It was so real. Ye know he ate look back
Speaker 2: at all this ship and he was saying, actually, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to co sign that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what he was up. We were like seven.
Speaker 2: Some things he was eating.
Speaker 1: I just like his the the one that's like popular
Speaker 1: and TikTok where it's like any drugs and they drugs
Speaker 1: in the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the drugs in the house. No, there's not go
Speaker 3: find them. I did them. No I didn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm going to tell the taxi driver's story.
Speaker 2: But evil, evil, evil, wicked taxi driver.
Speaker 3: So why are you calling it a taxi driver?
Speaker 2: Because I got a taxi that's in San fran You
Speaker 2: no in La?
Speaker 4: So in La?
Speaker 3: You got a taxi?
Speaker 2: I know. Listen, So I land in LA and my
Speaker 2: bag is the first one. No, No, I didn't. I
Speaker 2: don't know my bag was the first one off here.
Speaker 2: But I land in La. I'm like, not in a rush.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of just vibing. I just want to get home. No,
Speaker 2: I landed like in the middle of the day. But
Speaker 2: I like, if you know anything about La, like going there.
Speaker 2: Flying to lax is legitimately the worst place ever if
Speaker 2: you don't have a ride to pick you up, because
Speaker 2: you have to ride a fucking shuttle and then you
Speaker 2: have to ride that fucking shuttle to your uber and
Speaker 2: it's like just hell because they pack you in, like
Speaker 2: it's just it's not chill, such.
Speaker 1: An elongated process after like what is usually already such
Speaker 1: a long fly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just like so so so so annoying.
Speaker 2: But so but you have the option if you want
Speaker 2: to call like an uber select or whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: it's called, and they'll come pick you up just right there.
Speaker 2: But it's typically sixty dollars more, and like I almost
Speaker 2: every time I travel, I work that into my budget.
Speaker 2: Is like, Okay, when I get home, I'm in at
Speaker 2: to pay fucking sixty more extra dollars to get an
Speaker 2: uber black because I refuse to go there. But this
Speaker 2: time I was like, Okay, that is just like genuinely
Speaker 2: the biggest waste of money ever, and I refuse to
Speaker 2: do it because yeah, it's just so fucking annoying. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm just gonna do the uber X said thing.
Speaker 2: And I get there, and when I get there, there's
Speaker 2: legitimately two thousand people, Like it was a safety fucking hazard,
Speaker 2: Like it was like mash pit like mobbing, like not
Speaker 2: fucking shit shit, Like yeah, it was crazy. It was
Speaker 2: fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Like we've gone so far with vocabulary.
Speaker 2: No, like whenever when I learned the word, literally it
Speaker 2: has become the most used word in my vocabulary, Like
Speaker 2: whoever taught me that word is like I fucking hate you.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate you. But I get to the laxit
Speaker 2: there's a thousand people, Like it was kind of actually dangerous,
Speaker 2: like I felt like there was gonna be like a
Speaker 2: crowd crush event or something like it was not chill,
Speaker 2: and like, I call my Uber and wait like ten minutes.
Speaker 2: He never fucking comes, and so I call another one
Speaker 2: and then it cancels on me, and then the fee
Speaker 2: goes up twenty dollars and I'm like, oh, fucking cool,
Speaker 2: I should have just got an Uber Select up there.
Speaker 2: And then I'm just like fuck Uber, like I'm taking
Speaker 2: a stance against Uber. I hope Uber fails as a company.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm gonna support the taxis. So because
Speaker 2: there's a taxi line and I get in the taxi line.
Speaker 1: And the only person in LA has ever been like
Speaker 1: my taxi. Yeah, I even know they had taxes in LA.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm so confused, Like, yeah, they're They're there.
Speaker 1: And I get into my I'm in the line. It
Speaker 1: goes by very quickly. I'm like, oh, puh, I should
Speaker 1: have just did this from the fucking beginning.
Speaker 2: Cool. I get in the car and last time I
Speaker 2: took a taxi from Laxit, the guy randomly halfway through
Speaker 2: my ride just like added their dolls to my rid
Speaker 2: and I just didn't get out of the car until
Speaker 2: he took it off because I was like, I watched
Speaker 2: you add that fucking money there, bitch, like new. So
Speaker 2: I was like very vigilant.
Speaker 1: Anytime I have to imagine you interacting with a stranger
Speaker 1: in that way, Like I can't imagine it.
Speaker 2: No, it's crazy. So I get to the car and
Speaker 2: an older gentleman I'm like, oh, he's like cute, like
Speaker 2: this is a sweet vibe, like cute. Immediately the meanest
Speaker 2: person I've ever interacted with in my entire fucking life,
Speaker 2: Like immediately agro like he like, I get my bags
Speaker 2: and like he opens swings the gate thing open and
Speaker 2: he's like rolling his eyes and I pick up my
Speaker 2: bags and he's like, oh, you don't think I couldn't
Speaker 2: do it, And I was like no, I just was
Speaker 2: being nice and he was like and then I put
Speaker 2: it down and he's like, no, do it. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: my fucking god, Like this is so crazy already, but
Speaker 2: I was laughing. I was like having fun.
Speaker 3: You were in a toxic relate.
Speaker 2: No, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It was like he's like, oh, wow, you think I'm weak?
Speaker 3: No do it? Do it? Yeah? No, I don't want
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 2: No exactly. I was like being attacked. And so I
Speaker 2: get in the car and I get in the seat
Speaker 2: behind him because I'm like, oh, that's where the payment
Speaker 2: station is, like whatever, And like he opens my door
Speaker 2: really like like really hard, and he's like what are
Speaker 2: you doing? And I was like nothing, and he's like
Speaker 2: screwed over and I'm like, oh, I'm like okay, damn,
Speaker 2: like what And so as I'm.
Speaker 4: Scooting over that, Okay.
Speaker 3: If I was, I wouldn't have let him talk to him.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. Like that's the thing I took up
Speaker 2: for myself. I took up for myself finally I did.
Speaker 2: And so I'm like I'm like he's already been so
Speaker 2: man into me. So I'm just like under my breath
Speaker 2: like at him, I'm like Jesus fucking Christ. So I
Speaker 2: like rip, rip my like double bag out of the
Speaker 2: back and he's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa What
Speaker 2: are you doing? What are you doing? And I'm like
Speaker 2: I'm grabbing my bag and like I guess he thought
Speaker 2: I was gonna fucking like grab a gun out of
Speaker 2: my bag and kill him or something. And then I
Speaker 2: was like he was like, go sit in a passenger seat,
Speaker 2: and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, what he made you sit next to No.
Speaker 2: No, he meant in the back, like a passenger seat
Speaker 2: in the bag.
Speaker 3: He was like, he's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Get to the front.
Speaker 3: No, he wants to put his hand on your thigh
Speaker 3: while light. He drives you.
Speaker 2: Home actually, and so I, uh, what's it called? What's
Speaker 2: it called? What's it called?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: He's like, that's what that's there for. You don't sit
Speaker 2: behind me, you sit there, And I was like, ah,
Speaker 2: this is crazy. So I'm just like already in a
Speaker 2: bad mood, and I have my headphones on, so like
Speaker 2: this is a long fucking story, but I'm gonna like
Speaker 2: eat it after this. But I have my headphones on
Speaker 2: and I have clairvoyance mode on and he's like talking
Speaker 2: to me, and I'm talking to him, and then he
Speaker 2: looks in the rear of your mirror and I just
Speaker 2: like see him look up at it, and like I
Speaker 2: see a scowl on his face, like he's angry, and
Speaker 2: he's like, what the fuck are those on your head?
Speaker 2: Says the F word, and I'm like I'm like, excuse me.
Speaker 2: And he's like, what are those things on your head?
Speaker 2: What even is that? And I was like, they're headphones.
Speaker 2: I'm listening to music and he's like, well, it makes
Speaker 2: it really really difficult for me to talk to you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like, we're not talking.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you. Why are you
Speaker 2: yelling at me right now? And then he rolls down
Speaker 2: all of the fucking windows. Yes, he like came back.
Speaker 3: Oh, he was like, oh, I know how to turn this.
Speaker 2: He rolled down all of the windows in the car
Speaker 2: on the fucking freeway and it was the loudest environment
Speaker 2: I've ever been in, and I like it was awful.
Speaker 2: It was such a bad fucking vibe. And I was
Speaker 2: just like, you know what, I'm not gonna say. Ow's
Speaker 2: like literally and like Semichuck's blasting by, and just like
Speaker 2: he would slow down, so the engines were like going
Speaker 2: through my window and like deafening me.
Speaker 3: D you might have gotten a ride from the most
Speaker 3: evil man on the plane.
Speaker 2: I know, it was crazy. A lot more shit happened
Speaker 2: in the ride, and then I started recording because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, if I'm telling this story, like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to have evidence because this is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Every time I recorded, nothing bad happened. It was just
Speaker 2: like like the engines of cars and it was just
Speaker 2: loud wind. It was like the worst sound ever. But
Speaker 2: we get close to the house and like, when I
Speaker 2: got in the car, he was like, where are you going?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I said the address to our
Speaker 2: house and he was like, no, what area are you
Speaker 2: going to? And I was like and I said where?
Speaker 2: What area we live in? And he was like, what
Speaker 2: are the cross streets? And I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: just go towards two streets by our house.
Speaker 1: And so I can't stand taxi drivers and ubers who
Speaker 1: don't use the fucking Google.
Speaker 3: It's not the nineteen twenties. You were not pushing this car.
Speaker 1: With your fucking feet like the flintstones, Like use your
Speaker 1: goddamn car play because I know you got car play.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was so fucking absurd. And so we get close
Speaker 2: by the house and I'm like, oh, like, I I'll
Speaker 2: tell you, like where to go from here, and like
Speaker 2: I thought things were cool and he took that. He
Speaker 2: took that. I'm so offended by it. And he was like,
Speaker 2: why don't you just tell me the streets?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 2: You don't think I know where I am?
Speaker 4: This is literally my dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it now fail anytime I've driven my dad, I
Speaker 1: can have the directions on my phone on car Play,
Speaker 1: and I will know exactly where we're going and he
Speaker 1: will give me step by step directions.
Speaker 4: The whole ways.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 3: It also gives me wrong directions all the time.
Speaker 1: Me wrong directions all the time, and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: they must have changed the street and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, no, you just don't know.
Speaker 2: It's literally it is fully a man thing because like whenever,
Speaker 2: like anybody tells me how to drive, like boils my blood.
Speaker 2: But I'll be in the fucking backseat, backseat driving like
Speaker 2: oh like watch, no.
Speaker 3: You won't because you'll just be on TikTok.
Speaker 2: And scrolling TikTok, be on iPhone and car like I
Speaker 2: treated like my fucking.
Speaker 3: Bellary and it's like getting into new iPhone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a problem. But anyways, we go close
Speaker 2: by the house and I tell him I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know the streets that I live on, like
Speaker 2: because I don't, I just know the area I live in.
Speaker 3: This is the same person from JFK called me. He's
Speaker 3: he lands at JFK. I'm in Chinatown.
Speaker 1: Drew calls me and asks me how to call it for.
Speaker 3: I literally was so shocked.
Speaker 4: I was like, well, they fucked it up.
Speaker 2: They put like you have to take okay, listen to
Speaker 2: this at JFK. You have to get on a fucking shuttle,
Speaker 2: to get on a train, to get in a car.
Speaker 5: So any span on the Transportation Committee, no, literally on
Speaker 5: a in a span of fifteen minutes, you're on an airplane,
Speaker 5: a car, a bus, and a fucking train.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, insane, that's insane. Just let me call
Speaker 2: the fucking car to the game.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was like, but yeah, that makes sense
Speaker 1: that this person doesn't know the cross streets we live
Speaker 1: on because he called me to.
Speaker 4: Call an uber Like.
Speaker 3: I was like, how am I even supposed to help
Speaker 3: this motherfucker right now? Like no terminal, no, no thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, what termado you're at? And You're like,
Speaker 1: I just got off the plane.
Speaker 2: I was like so asleep on that flight. I was
Speaker 2: still asleep when I called you.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 3: So you say you don't know the cross streets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Expecting the story to end with him hitting you or something.
Speaker 2: Basically, he looks at me, he this, this is like
Speaker 2: the climax of the story. He looks at me in
Speaker 2: the rear of your mirror, and he's like, what are
Speaker 2: you stupid or something? You don't know what streets you
Speaker 2: live on? And I was like gagged. I was like, okay, honestly,
Speaker 2: like respect because like I should know the streets I
Speaker 2: live on, but like, don't call me stupid, Like this
Speaker 2: is crazy. So I like get behind him and I
Speaker 2: grabbed the seatbelt and I choke him out and I
Speaker 2: kill him, Like I kill him right there, said I
Speaker 2: was like no, no, no, no. So I just like
Speaker 2: am like, no, I don't know the streets I live.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I was like, and I sound like I'm being innocent,
Speaker 2: but I was like beefing right back to him, to
Speaker 2: the point where I think he like respected it a
Speaker 2: little bit because like he was like, oh, we're like
Speaker 2: we're beefing. Like I think it was like a fun
Speaker 2: thing for him to like yell at me, and I
Speaker 2: was kind of getting off on it too, like we
Speaker 2: were kind of like we were kind of like perving
Speaker 2: on each other in a weird way. But anyways, we
Speaker 2: like we like get to the house and he's like,
Speaker 2: where do you want to where do you want to
Speaker 2: be parked? And like I have video of this, but
Speaker 2: like I'm being agro in it too back to him
Speaker 2: and I don't want to put that into the world. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And then so I'm just like pull over here and
Speaker 2: he pulls over and he's like talking. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: how do I pay? I have cash? Card, Like what
Speaker 2: do you want? And he was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: what's easier for you? And he was like, we do
Speaker 2: card and I was like, you don't want cash and
Speaker 2: he was like, no, I want to do card. And
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, why did you tell me you
Speaker 2: can do cash if you want to do a card. Anyways,
Speaker 2: so I do the card and he's yelling at me
Speaker 2: through the whole process of me doing the card like
Speaker 2: I can't fucking read the tiny, little, fucking stupid geriatric
Speaker 2: scream car, like literally literally, And so you know what
Speaker 2: I did. I killed him with kindness and I tipped
Speaker 2: him twenty dollars at the end of the right.
Speaker 3: It's not killing him with high no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. When
Speaker 2: I got out of the car, he like was almost
Speaker 2: teary eyed, like he was like profusely thinking with me.
Speaker 2: He was like oh my gosh, like thank you so much,
Speaker 2: like what the hell like? And it was it was
Speaker 2: the weirdest switch up I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: And I left like on my high horse because I
Speaker 2: was like, bitch, yeah, like fuck you, like I win.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, right, I let you yell at me for
Speaker 1: forty minutes and I gave you money for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that was like my evil uber story. And
Speaker 2: he probably died of a heart attack three days later
Speaker 2: because I swear to god, he was ninety eight years old,
Speaker 2: Like he had no business.
Speaker 3: He was using his last soul like last moments to
Speaker 3: yell at you.
Speaker 2: That's what I think, Like, I think he was like
Speaker 2: going through this thing where he's like I need to
Speaker 2: experience all emotions again before I die, and he just
Speaker 2: wanted to yell at someone. And I was just the unlucky.
Speaker 2: And what's crazy is that he would have done this
Speaker 2: to a girl because a girl was supposed to get
Speaker 2: in his car. And this is where I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's like in a bad fucking mood because girl walked
Speaker 2: up to him and was like, oh, I'm actually gonna
Speaker 2: get in this car, and he like threw his arms
Speaker 2: up and was like he kept doing this old man
Speaker 2: grunt through the whole thing. He was like like the
Speaker 2: whole time, like anytime I would body him, he'd be
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, oh yead I.
Speaker 3: Look you need him, like wait, we need to meet you.
Speaker 2: No, he was fine, like he was literally find.
Speaker 4: That's why he said, yeall referving.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm gonna address it right now.
Speaker 1: Drew is straight, okay, Like everybody keeps talking about it,
Speaker 1: like Drew is straight, Like go back on his ig.
Speaker 1: He's always like Beyonce sexy, Lady Gaga is sexy, Lonna
Speaker 1: del Ray is sexy.
Speaker 3: Lord is so cute.
Speaker 1: Like I like, Drew goes in like Drew knows an
Speaker 1: attractive woman when he sees a body. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: like he understands like women deserve the right to make
Speaker 1: our am be sexy.
Speaker 3: At the same time, like he is straight.
Speaker 2: Like actually no women should be in the kitchen, but.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but I mean like honestly, that adds to
Speaker 1: the straightness exactly, and at most maybe maybe a little
Speaker 1: by maybe maybe that's just like if you get cost slipping.
Speaker 2: So that's never ever that okay, never never that never never, No,
Speaker 2: it's only poo nanny whoa Okay, so Orian needed a
Speaker 2: camera from your room. So I was helping her look
Speaker 2: for a camera in your room. And he has twenty
Speaker 2: five fucking cameras. And that wasn't even all of them.
Speaker 2: I counted twenty five fucking cameras. You have a problem.
Speaker 3: So women making aren't expressing themselves. Problem, that's the.
Speaker 2: Thing is is you use maybe two of those cameras.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been collecting them for years. I'm a collecting woman.
Speaker 2: When I saw them gathering, when I saw them, me
Speaker 2: and Orian were like crying, laughing. We were like, why
Speaker 2: does she have this many cameras? This is crazy?
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, like I when I lived at home,
Speaker 1: hold on, I have to fix this.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: When I lived back at home, I used to like
Speaker 1: I started collecting cameras. So I've been gifted a lot
Speaker 1: of those by multiple lovers and people who admire my body.
Speaker 2: Not me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't admire me anymore. You just get
Speaker 1: it's like the Madonna horror complex.
Speaker 3: Now I'm like a mother to you.
Speaker 2: I'm just left man.
Speaker 3: But yeah, whatever, oh boo, I have a problem. I
Speaker 3: have a problem. It gets well after this, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go buy a T shirt. Yeah, and what are you
Speaker 3: gonna do about it? Shopping is just like it gives me.
Speaker 1: Actually, recently it has been giving me anything like it
Speaker 1: literally is like so unsatisfying and.
Speaker 4: It's really sad fun.
Speaker 3: But that happens every year. So I'll be back.
Speaker 1: I'll be back in springtime, and I'll be right back
Speaker 1: to that shopping addiction.
Speaker 2: I did say, what would be fun for you since
Speaker 2: you don't like shopping? Is saving money?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Oh it doesn't sound like.
Speaker 2: A rainy day fund or something.
Speaker 3: I mean it never right, ca.
Speaker 2: Oh, while I was looking for cameras, I found your
Speaker 2: journals and looked through all of them and read everything.
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 2: I read everything?
Speaker 3: Okay? And did you like what you saw?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow? Should I publish them?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay. Then it seems like.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I forgot about this me getting food
Speaker 2: poisoning before my fucking flying.
Speaker 3: Oh there's not a really good health week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I got food poisoning. And then well that's.
Speaker 3: Also what happens when you don't leave the fucking house.
Speaker 1: And like this motherfucker doesn't leave the house for like
Speaker 1: months at a time, and then when he leaves it
Speaker 1: everything goes wrong because you're like stacking up your outside
Speaker 1: living style karma, and then you have to get it
Speaker 1: all in one week because the universe knows that you're
Speaker 1: not gonna like come back.
Speaker 3: Out after you go back home.
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer, Oh the way you mind. But you know what
Speaker 2: I realized? No, oh wow.
Speaker 3: Your touch makes me. Your touch appalls me.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no listen listen. No no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no listen. Listen.
Speaker 4: What is that from It's time creator?
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no listen listen listen. No
Speaker 2: one listening saying, oh, you know what, I think I
Speaker 2: got food poisoning. Okay, so the hell up, let me talk,
Speaker 2: Let me talk, Let me talk to you.
Speaker 3: Because I know it's got to be some nasty ship.
Speaker 2: So what I originally thought, twenty.
Speaker 1: Dollars bet that he got the food poisoning from exactly
Speaker 1: where you would think you'd get food poisoning.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a curveball. So I thought, I went to
Speaker 2: see what is that movie, Killer of the Flowers, Moons
Speaker 2: or whatever. It was pretty good, like really fucking long
Speaker 2: and like whatever, but we can't stand a long movie
Speaker 2: objectively a decent.
Speaker 3: They gotta start showing movies and double speed.
Speaker 2: Like actually, they need they need an option.
Speaker 1: There should be a button or like everybody in their
Speaker 1: seats can vote, or a separate theater for like brain
Speaker 1: riding people.
Speaker 2: Because it was three and a half hours, okay, let
Speaker 2: me okay, So before before the movie, I was like
Speaker 2: saving my stomach all day because I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna eat like eighteen hot dogs, like a bag of popcorn,
Speaker 2: a big fucking soda, Like I'm gonna wild the funk
Speaker 2: out because movie hot dogs. I swear to God, like
Speaker 2: they put the AMC put their whole show. AMC put
Speaker 2: her whole fucking pussy on those hot dogs. I swear
Speaker 2: to God, because like they taste so good.
Speaker 3: Well, I will say they are so young.
Speaker 2: I had a few of them, and one of them,
Speaker 2: one of them was like crusty, like you know when
Speaker 2: you cook a hot dog too long and it's like
Speaker 2: wrinkly and dry. I ate it anyways, it tastes fine,
Speaker 2: but it just like the texture was nasty boots, And
Speaker 2: I think I thought it was that because I came
Speaker 2: home and like six hours later, like my stomach was
Speaker 2: churning like worst nausea of my life. I won't go
Speaker 2: into too much detail, but I was shitting and vomiting
Speaker 2: at the exact same time, like that level of like.
Speaker 1: Hey, I won't go into too much detail, but I
Speaker 1: was spraying shit out my butt.
Speaker 2: You know what. I got lucky though, because I bought
Speaker 2: baby wipes before from Hmart, so I didn't have like
Speaker 2: a bloody butthole a bloody butthole, but I, oh, I
Speaker 2: like was vomiting all night long, shitting all night long,
Speaker 2: and my flight was I had to wake up at
Speaker 2: three fifteen in the morning and an hour before I
Speaker 2: started throwing up. I booked my seat to be a
Speaker 2: window seat, so the entire flight I had to tap
Speaker 2: the person next to me and asked him to get
Speaker 2: up so I could go shit. And it was terrible.
Speaker 2: I thought about it a couple of times, so he
Speaker 2: smelled bad and he was mean too. He was like,
Speaker 2: you don't belong here. I was like, oh my God,
Speaker 2: like what the hell? But you know what, I realized
Speaker 2: where I think I got the food poisoning from. Remember
Speaker 2: after the Berkeley Show, when I drank sink water and
Speaker 2: I read a sign that said it's non potable water.
Speaker 2: Which means it's like not treated water. So I was
Speaker 2: just drinking like untreated water and probably drank a brain.
Speaker 1: Eating a really like people might think that this is
Speaker 1: a character he plays, but I am not kidding this person.
Speaker 1: I don't know how when when you like had to
Speaker 1: meet us here, I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: he'll make it.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if he'll make and I beat.
Speaker 1: You Manhattan to China to beat you kidnapped and like.
Speaker 4: Sold on T MoU like I don't know what's we got.
Speaker 2: Drew on T move.
Speaker 1: Yo. They have drew on, But like, I don't understand
Speaker 1: how this person makes it. After the Berkeley show, there's water.
Speaker 1: It's a school campus. There are water fountains, but Drew
Speaker 1: was in such a panic state to get water. He
Speaker 1: ran into the bathroom and drank a bunch of tap
Speaker 1: water out of the sink. And then I read and
Speaker 1: he like he was too embarrassed to empty the bottle
Speaker 1: he filled with tap water into the fountain and get
Speaker 1: regular water, so he just let his stomach sit on
Speaker 1: unfiltered water.
Speaker 3: And I know you didn't drink any more water for.
Speaker 4: The rest of the day.
Speaker 2: I didn't, no, I didn't. It was really one of
Speaker 2: the worst decisions I've ever made, and I still do it.
Speaker 2: I didn't learn my lesson. I will drink, like if
Speaker 2: I go to the bathroom at a restaurant, I'll just
Speaker 2: drink an.
Speaker 3: You free water like they give it to you.
Speaker 2: You it's so cold, like it hurts my teeth.
Speaker 4: It's too coold. That hurts my belly like it does.
Speaker 2: I hate, and I'm too nervous to ask for no
Speaker 2: ice because it's like weird. But I think in my
Speaker 2: head like the free water they give me is just
Speaker 2: out of the sink anyways, Like it's.
Speaker 3: All the same, yeah, depending on where you go.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I think I got my food poisoning
Speaker 2: from the sink from Berkeley. Can Berkeley count your fucking days?
Speaker 4: I still win.
Speaker 1: Twenty dollars because you got it exactly where you would
Speaker 1: think you'd get.
Speaker 3: To give it Apple CASHMI, right now? Really go on
Speaker 3: your movie so should be quicker. I don't even know
Speaker 3: your phone numbers make it twenty five? Really? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: are you actually setting me money right now?
Speaker 2: Are you sure you want this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean like I would love twenty.
Speaker 2: Dollars between me, all right, since.
Speaker 1: I made with somebody behind your back the second I
Speaker 1: met them. I met I made a bet about you
Speaker 1: behind your back?
Speaker 2: What wait? Who?
Speaker 1: When we were all shopping, I had said to Max,
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, what are the chan
Speaker 1: I was like, I would put twenty dollars down that
Speaker 1: he's going to go into that store find something he
Speaker 1: really likes, to look at the price.
Speaker 3: I and be like, that's just ridiculous. I leave sad.
Speaker 3: Matter no matter how bad he likes it.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like that's I could find that, and
Speaker 1: then he never looks for it.
Speaker 2: And I don't need it. I that's one thing about
Speaker 2: me is about me. I don't need it.
Speaker 3: I am in such need for a hit. You know
Speaker 3: what it is? You get all your dopamine hits from
Speaker 3: your iPhone?
Speaker 2: Fourteen hours on my phone.
Speaker 3: Let's see that screen time. I guess it's been probably
Speaker 3: low because you're here.
Speaker 2: No. I got a notification last night that said ten
Speaker 2: hours and forty one minutes, and I was like, in
Speaker 2: my head, I was like, damn, I'm like killing like,
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no, oh my god, yeah, yesterday was how
Speaker 2: the fuck was it? Ten hours? I had to have
Speaker 2: fell fallen asleep with that. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally in New York with your parents like going
Speaker 1: on like tourist attractions, walking around and you're still making
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 3: Thing about Jersey's gonna dedicate his time. He's gonna get
Speaker 3: that screen time.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that cannot be real. It has fifteen
Speaker 2: hours and thirty one minutes. There's no way, Brad.
Speaker 3: You know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's real because that means you got home from Berkeley.
Speaker 3: You just fuck damn you tunneled it.
Speaker 2: I was tapped in.
Speaker 3: Oh you spent six hours and forty minutes on TikTok that.
Speaker 2: Stop looking at my ship. Stop looking at my shit.
Speaker 1: Te your legs are twisted up right now. Bit Oh
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 3: Way I want to see mine. Um oh my god, Drew,
Speaker 3: you actually sent me money. That's funny. Thanks.
Speaker 2: I was gonna talk about but we're like pretty much
Speaker 2: over with this episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are pretty much oversus.
Speaker 2: Wow, I was gonna talk about this time. I'll just
Speaker 2: look forward to it next week because it's a fucking doozy.
Speaker 2: But come back. My mom took me and my sister
Speaker 2: for like kindergarten aged birthday to a George Strait concert
Speaker 2: and it was awful, Like it was so bad we
Speaker 2: got like robbed, a tornado hit us, Like my mom
Speaker 2: got pulled over four times on the way home, Like
Speaker 2: she lost her phone and we got lost for like
Speaker 2: eight hours. It's hell on earth. Oh wait, go back,
Speaker 2: hold on, now you're tripping because what is that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Not much better than me?
Speaker 5: Nine hours and then the next day, the next day okay,
Speaker 5: oh wow nine hours hours?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, but like, how about this my average on a
Speaker 1: week three minutes, My average.
Speaker 3: Is like seven hours, six hours. Yeah? Why is this
Speaker 3: one only an hour? On October eight to fifteenth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where were you? Why don't you have your phone
Speaker 2: for five days?
Speaker 3: I don't know. This actually makes no sense?
Speaker 1: Google Reddit, Google, Wait, this actually makes no sense.
Speaker 3: What happened to my iPhone?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just like sometimes I just happen to real life.
Speaker 4: It literally says like two minutes I'm going to go up.
Speaker 3: Yeah hello, Yeah it's dude. It's because I was dedicating
Speaker 3: all my time and hitting my jewel.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, you're sucking that jewel down. Okay, one last
Speaker 2: thing before this one.
Speaker 3: Is it new? Sorry?
Speaker 1: We had a hater off screen in our live audience
Speaker 1: saying it's because this is a new iPhone.
Speaker 3: But this is in a new iPhone.
Speaker 5: This is the iPhone I've had phone and then left
Speaker 5: for two weeks, and it's just there.
Speaker 2: It's like the most deranged thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's because I have to post on Instagram
Speaker 1: dot com and I was gonna be out of town.
Speaker 1: And guess what, I don't even post on Instagram dot
Speaker 1: com because I'm so tapped into my real life and
Speaker 1: I don't use my phone.
Speaker 4: How about that?
Speaker 3: Maybe I thought about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, did y'all think about that?
Speaker 1: Well, that that phone is for sending nudes to you
Speaker 1: and we've been together like all the time, so I
Speaker 1: don't have to use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. Okay, this is the last
Speaker 2: thing I'll say and then we'll get into media.
Speaker 3: Stop deleting your notes, bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that scared the funk out. I mean, why
Speaker 2: did that happen?
Speaker 3: Juree doesn't know how to use his phone for someone
Speaker 3: who uses.
Speaker 4: That, he does not know how to the new iOS.
Speaker 1: He's trying to screenplay something and it's like you forgot
Speaker 1: you have to swipe up on your phone because he
Speaker 1: literally also the way.
Speaker 3: He holds it makes it crazy. He was literally like this.
Speaker 3: He was like, how do you do this? Because I'm
Speaker 3: screenplaying and it's not working, and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, like that's how I do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somethings aren't with you.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the last thing I'll say. But your
Speaker 2: I cream is low key just hamorrhoid cream.
Speaker 3: My I cream says, I don't use I cream, so
Speaker 3: jokes on it.
Speaker 2: All I cream is just repackaged hemorrhoid cream. Like the
Speaker 2: ship you put on your eyes, because that's supposed to
Speaker 2: like do something to your blood vessels, and we put
Speaker 2: I cream under it does something.
Speaker 3: Oh it's to like shrink your blood. Like the blood
Speaker 3: floats the vessels.
Speaker 2: So you get rid of the bag. So it's just hemorrhoid.
Speaker 1: So what's crazy is I have this thing where like
Speaker 1: God chose me to have like the perfect underreyes and
Speaker 1: I don't put makeup on there and I don't put
Speaker 1: cream on there because I just look so gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Naturally.
Speaker 2: I love under eyebags. I think they're so cute. I
Speaker 2: like tried to like not sleep for a long time
Speaker 2: to get it.
Speaker 3: Wants. What they don't have is love.
Speaker 2: What you have straight people.
Speaker 1: Have that.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's because you have that and you want
Speaker 3: the other.
Speaker 2: Side exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: Okay, media, this looks like crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh look at my Halloween costume for next year.
Speaker 3: You planning for next year?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4: That's pretty good, like me.
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on like if anybody gives a
Speaker 1: fuck about us next year.
Speaker 4: But if they do, if.
Speaker 2: You still still care, if you'll still care, okay, I'll
Speaker 2: just do Drew sap corner. These I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that would be so good. We're gonna
Speaker 3: bleep this.
Speaker 2: That would be fucking live. That would be so fire.
Speaker 2: It's my podcast chair. I'm gonna be my podcast share
Speaker 2: for Halloween next year. But okay, these ones are like
Speaker 2: are so diabolically mid like I like don't like them
Speaker 2: at all, but.
Speaker 3: Whatever, I have to.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah it happened.
Speaker 3: Should I go? It's yours?
Speaker 2: Anxiety is so fucking embarrassing, like, oh no, what if
Speaker 2: something happens, like come on, Jesus Christ, I was supposed
Speaker 2: to like deliver it like oh no, like but no,
Speaker 2: I'm over it, okay, people, I'm over at people. A
Speaker 2: haunted house. But it's just filled with guys saying that
Speaker 2: they swear they can change for you.
Speaker 3: Lot. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 2: Despite the horrors of life, there will always be a
Speaker 2: phone to look at in bed that one's just raw
Speaker 2: and real, that one's really good. Is there a way
Speaker 2: to be gay without being a part of the LGBT
Speaker 2: and that's all of them? Like these suck?
Speaker 3: Didn't well, yeah, mine kind of suck. Girl.
Speaker 1: Just ship on him. If you're mad at him, just
Speaker 1: shit on him. You will have plenty of chances to
Speaker 1: ship on him.
Speaker 3: Just do it.
Speaker 1: And then I don't trust people who stink at the
Speaker 1: pool or beach is crazy, like how do you stink
Speaker 1: in a pool of chlorox?
Speaker 3: In a pool of chlorine?
Speaker 1: Like, damn, bitch, you were really pushing through persevere it's honestly,
Speaker 1: so maybe it's something that's good about early that well.
Speaker 1: Media of the week is I'm not giving it to you,
Speaker 1: so suh.
Speaker 2: Interface occupied by sugars s C H N E E
Speaker 2: R E G E N.
Speaker 3: Okay me when I'm saying my password.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to I don't know how to
Speaker 2: say that word.
Speaker 1: Let me see, Oh yeah, I guess maxwell no, no, no,
Speaker 1: make s word.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, always calm, and this one's embarrassing. I love Destroyer lonely,
Speaker 2: like if looks could kill, I could beat a fashion
Speaker 2: Dan walking.
Speaker 3: I've never heard you heard this song? Bro Oh, I
Speaker 3: can't handle that. Yeah, you're just like you're.
Speaker 2: Open open opium.
Speaker 3: Well mine is Venus as a Boy.
Speaker 1: But the dream mix smoking Gun, Magnolia, Shody a Shoddy
Speaker 1: Bay coming to a city near you, And I've still
Speaker 1: just been listening to a lot of hollow oats like
Speaker 1: it's I finally finished the Sopranos. I finally finished it.
Speaker 1: I finally finished it. I finished it yesterday.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, so insane.
Speaker 1: I'll insert a clip of me, maybe my reaction to it,
Speaker 1: And if you finished it, you will know. And if
Speaker 1: you haven't, you still won't know. But you won't maybe
Speaker 1: one day, I understand.
Speaker 2: But I like literally didn't.
Speaker 3: Want to finish it. Yeah, I did cry.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to finish it because I have become
Speaker 1: so connected to all those characters, like I literally love everybody.
Speaker 3: In that so much. And but now I get to
Speaker 3: start Nurse Jackie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really.
Speaker 4: Excited about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I didn't want to start Nurse Jackie because
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be watching two shows with like
Speaker 1: an actress playing two different roles, because I didn't want to, like,
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know, be like, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is Carmela doing right now?
Speaker 3: But very exciting and yeah, I love the sopranis and
Speaker 3: I'm really sad it's over.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I watched Killers of the Flower Moon or
Speaker 2: whatever the fucking title of that movie is.
Speaker 3: Called, Like you watch talk to her, yeah, talk to.
Speaker 2: Take my hand?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys so much for watching. Shout out
Speaker 1: to for letting us use the space as oh my god,
Speaker 1: wait club coming soon or no, yes or no probably no, wow.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we're like important enough, but we'll
Speaker 3: see it, all right.
Speaker 2: He's in love and unity and respect.
Speaker 3: Shot