WEBVTT - Emergency Intercom Tiny Desk Concert 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:19.639 Welcome to this episode of Emergency into Calm. 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:23.239 I'm Drew, and I do have Apple AirPod Nactus, and 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:25.720 I'm like, I love them. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:27.720 My name is Enya, and I have them too. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.440 And yes, if you are wondering, both of the pears 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:33.240 are very dirty, the dirtiest thing. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:33.640 On the planet. 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.040 What are we going to talk to the camera or 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:35.519 to each other? 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.360 I don't know why I'm talking to the camera because. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:38.320 I was talking with the camera too. 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:39.320 Yeah. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.879 Well maybe sometimes it's good to speak to them. Let 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.440 them know, let them know that I see you, I'm 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:44.879 watching you. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:46.840 I'm in your walls, I'm in your room. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:48.760 I was just like chewing gum the whole time. Let 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:49.600 me swallow real quick. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:55.760 You swallow gum? Yeah, I do not swallow gum anymore, really, no. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:59.320 I literally every piece of gum I've ever eaten I 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:00.560 have swallowed, Drew. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.680 You know, the little like black dots. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.120 On the concrete or gum, right, Yeah, I know. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:05.959 And that's like why I don't spit it out, because 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.280 I don't want to add to that pile. 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.400 So you'd rather just let it sit in your stomach. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.960 Well, it doesn't actually like the stomach. Acid in your 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:15.000 stomach is like super fucking powerful. It would melt your 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:16.000 finger if you ate it. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.080 So if I really was upset with you, I should 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:19.600 throw up stomach bio and. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:20.440 Throw it in your face. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:28.120 Actually that's a good idea. Well should I talk about Oh, 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.880 I have something very, very very but I have something 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:34.679 very important to say. Shut the hell up. No, I 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:39.920 have something very important to address about the last episode. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:44.400 I just want to It's like hard for me to 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:45.600 talk about, but I. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.640 Want to here for you, here, give me your hand. 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:51.480 I want to just kind of clear the air. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:52.000 Ye. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.680 Yes, I have a gine or mis fucking schlang, like 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.440 a big fucking meaty girthy cock. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:03.720 And the thing is you've warned everyone. You gave multiple warnings, 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:07.320 Like my wiener is huge. Everybody always talks about it. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.800 It's a big problem in my love life. Yeah, and 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.120 that's why you don't have romantic situations and holding it 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:14.359 because everybody wants to use. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:14.480 You for that. 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:18.200 And it's also just extremely fucking difficult because when I 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:21.800 get in erection, all the blood from my rain goes 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.320 to my wiener and I pass out. Yeah, every time 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.600 I stand up, it's because my penis gets blood in 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:28.200 it and that's why I'm like light at it that 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:34.640 people want to blame it on. Oh, like oh iron efficiency. Yeah, no, it's. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.720 You're gonna be the most of the odeon right. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.320 Like literally, but most of my problems in my life 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:41.000 are because of my big ginormous schlong. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:43.120 I didn't even think. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.560 About that, But there are a lot of problems in 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.160 your life that you could trace back. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.600 Yeah. No, it was funny that I like, when I 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.520 was watching the episode back, I was like, blur this, 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:54.200 blur this, and like make sure you can't see this, 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.000 and then like within the first five seconds of the episode, 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.280 I'm like picking at it, like and it's that you were. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:03.240 Like it and moving it around. Well, it's okay because like. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.560 Women's boobs should be sexualized, that I understand, but we 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.160 shouldn't sexualize the wieners of men. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:14.400 Yeah. I actually also have a question for you about boobs. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.600 When you and like Oriyan or you and any of 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.160 your girlfriends are watching a movie, how quickly into the 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.000 movie does it take before you start playing with each 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:22.800 other's boobs? 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:24.359 Wow? 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:28.680 Uh, we usually don't because I don't like what I 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.519 don't like to have sex with my friends. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:33.160 Fucking weirdo. Prude loser. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.200 How does that make me impruvede? That's just like something 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:39.080 not something I do? Well should I talk about? Okay, 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:43.120 let me preface. So last time I saw Drew was 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:48.600 we did our Berkeley show, Bah Berkeley bus say, and 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.320 it was amazing and awesome. But I had to rush 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.520 out of there because I have I had worked in 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:54.800 New York and Drew was going to meet me in 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:55.160 New York. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.480 First of all York. Yeah, because we're just like working. 0:03:58.520 --> 0:03:59.320 Good, we're working. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:00.520 Our life is movie. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.400 Here's why we're here. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:03.960 Out. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:09.920 Oh you're going yeah, well, as a man should shout 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:14.680 out stray Rats, letting me use the letting us use 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.920 the office because it's so fucking cool. 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:20.599 Yeah, you're wondering where we're at. 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:24.320 We're at the stray Rat, the straight Rats headquarters. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:27.560 Julian is goaded with the sauce. Let's just say. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.400 That extra goat. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:29.960 Uh. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:33.000 Can I have a side of goat with my sauce? No? 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.119 Can I have a set of sauce with my goat? 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.440 No? No, it's too much. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.680 Anyway, when we were leaving Berkeley, I'd like rush out 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:41.880 of there. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.640 I did not tell you this, but do you remember 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:45.920 what I texted you before I. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:50.039 Took off that, uh, you were convinced you're gonna die 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:51.520 or you something like that. 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:52.680 Oh do I tell you that? 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:53.520 Yeah? 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.240 Oh wait, but do you remember along those lines what 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:56.960 else I said? 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:59.359 Not off the top now, but I remember once you 0:04:59.400 --> 0:04:59.640 told me. 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:03.159 Okay, so I'm gonna say the story and then say 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:06.920 why I texted you what I texted you because it's look, 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:08.600 I feel like I could find it. 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:10.880 What was that? 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.240 Oh my god, all of my notes just deleted. I'm 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:18.120 not even fucking kidding. I had like a hundred notes. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:21.040 Recently deleted. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:22.359 No, no, no. 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:23.599 Oh my god, that's second. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.640 God. I literally almost had like I would don't even 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:30.360 have a conniption fit. I was just gonna cry. But okay, 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:31.680 keep going while I look for you. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:32.800 I know how to find it. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:35.839 Okay, we didn't tell you so much. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:41.520 We're I'm like leaving on a late flight out and 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.120 it's a red eye, so I'm thinking to myself, Okay, 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.080 I need to sleep because the next day I had. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:49.440 To show up to the competition. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.520 I had to show up right and early to get 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.400 my booty all oiled up so I could start working 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.760 for Drew. But I had work the next day, Like 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:58.360 I had to be at set early in the morning 0:05:58.440 --> 0:05:59.640 the next day, so I was like, okay, I need 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:00.800 to make sure I sleep on this flight. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:01.919 So so before I got on the. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:07.360 Flight, I did what anybody would do in my situation, 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.719 which is, instead of taking melatonin because I don't believe 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.320 in melatonin anymore, I took an edible and had like 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:17.960 two drugs, which is like I'm not saying to do Okay, yeah, wait, 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.040 so I didn't in my text. I didn't say that 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:21.560 I thought I was gonna die. I just like I 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:25.560 had a morbid thought. Okay, so whatever, I'm just like 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.800 a little crossed getting on my flight. This company that 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:30.440 I'm working with got me like a nice flight, so 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:33.000 I was like the first person on the plane, like 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:33.880 I could see right. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:34.520 Into the cockpit. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.080 Uh bragging much. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.640 I'm just saying like that it has to do with 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:40.200 the story. But like, my life is a movie, and 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:41.800 I am working with a company that treated me like 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.719 an absolute princess, and I like flew business class like 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:49.240 it's like really fucking easy, Like honestly, oh wow, Oh 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.680 so whatever, I'm like a little cross getting onto the flight. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:53.920 I had taken an edible, right before I boarded, because 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.120 I was like, by the time I sit down, I 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.359 want to be high and knockout. So I'm sitting on 0:06:57.400 --> 0:07:00.680 the fly, I'm like on the phone and then I 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.920 go to get off the phone and I'm like, like, 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:04.800 I get off the phone, and I'm sitting there. And 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.520 I had been on the phone the whole time until 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:08.240 they said this. This is what made me hang up 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.800 with the phone was we were getting a little delayed, 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:13.640 and then the pilot got I was like, Okay, there's 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:14.440 like a maintenance issue. 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:15.720 We're gonna have some people come on. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.640 Uh, there's a switch for the navigation system that isn't 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:21.440 working and we're gonna have someone come on that for me. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:25.720 Image, that's literally what happened on the Image Malaysia flight 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.160 that like fucking disappeared. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:31.000 Yeah, bitch, that for me was not okay. 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.400 Like I literally immediately started freaking the fuck out, and 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:38.560 like in that moment him saying that ignited my edible 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:42.720 in my brain. I was so convinced that it was 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.280 done for me, Like I kept making comments like I 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:47.720 like to myself, just kind of laving me like, oh 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:49.640 my god, what if we like got off the plane. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.320 We should get off right now. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.400 The maintenance guy rushed past me into the car and 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:04.680 they had plyers and they were tugging at the switch 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.200 with plyers, like trying to fix it. And he was like, oh, 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:08.840 we're just gonna turn the plane on and off again 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:10.560 and see if it works. And they kept turning on 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.440 and off the plane. They were literally just resetting. 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.520 It like it's a fucking iPhone. 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.400 Yeah, like, bitch, this is not an iPhone. This is 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:18.160 like me and the lives of a bunch of people 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:19.480 like get me. Ah. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.520 So they do that for like twenty minutes. 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:24.600 We get delayed, and then the maintenance guys went out 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.520 and they're like, all right, I think everything should be 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.640 good by now. We're just gonna take off and it 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:32.720 should be fine. It should be fine, bitch, that's what. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:34.920 Could be read our deck. 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.680 And you said, I just had the high. I just 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.440 had the high thought that's so morbid. And I said 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.280 what she said, like, if I ever died, how would 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.240 y'all get into my laptop? Which that being like, that's 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:51.920 your that's your thought, that's what you're thinking about. 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:52.600 And I'll explain this. 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.199 You like to see my texts and shiit, what the fuck? 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.640 Because I want yours. I was like, haha, o g 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:00.599 you know mine. And then and she gave me the 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.920 password to the laptop because like my. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:07.439 Notes okay, and then like that was kind of the 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:07.880 end of it. 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.480 But I didn't want to tell you what was happening 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.240 because I didn't want you to get anxious then take off, yeah, 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:13.440 and then hear nothing from me. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:14.880 So I tried to play it cool. 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:17.080 But what was actually happening is I was sitting in 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:21.360 the front of the plane crying, Like I literally started crying. 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.320 That's most people die on plane crashes, the front of 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:25.120 the plane breaks up. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.240 Believe. I was like, I'm done. I'm like, this is 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:30.280 why I don't do this shit. 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.440 This is why I need to be in an exit 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:33.959 row in the back so I can fucking jump out 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.480 before the plane like crashes, Like this is it. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.000 This is my fucking nb all. Wow, Like I can't like, 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:39.960 I can't believe this. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.040 But I had a moment where I was just thinking 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.240 I didn't have morbid thoughts of this is so stupid 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:47.840 because obviously I was not near death. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:54.120 Bitch, I like, you were so high I was near death, have. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.280 Any like sad thoughts. 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:59.560 I genuinely was so satisfied and happy with my life. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.520 And the reason I gave you the password to my 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.640 notes app is because I wrote this, which I'm not 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.719 going to read out loud. But I wrote this like 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.680 three oh seven am, October twenty fifth in my leather 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.520 read this, yeah, but you can read it, but like, 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.840 don't read it out loud. Well, we'll skip ahead because 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.120 it's going to take your eight years to read that. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:19.760 That's so. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.520 And I literally was crying writing this, and I was 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.760 just like I need Drew to find this and share 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.120 it to anybody who like why do I have. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:28.120 Like thirteen notes? 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.160 Just like yeah, it's like bad. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.320 Like if y'all go through, it'll be like my life 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:33.040 was amazing. 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:38.439 I love my friend's family everything. Yeah. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.800 Yeah, So I just thought you that is that funny, 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:42.080 Like I literally. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:43.600 You were tweaking. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:45.840 You were literally tweaking off the fucking being. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.679 The second that place our movie, I fucking out literally 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:50.600 all that. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:54.679 All that, But that's literally me. Every single flight, I 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:59.040 am sitting in my seat like literally convinced I'm gonna die. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.000 So I text everyone I know that I love them. 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.320 I'm like I'm taking off I love you, Like that's 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:04.640 my vibe eyady, I've gone. 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.880 So far down that path that I don't do it 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:08.600 anymore because now I'm convinced. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:11.719 Doing that will solidify my death. Even though like either way, 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.760 like you, planes are. 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:16.880 Like really safe, they're so savvy, they're literally soay. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.800 I just thought you would think that's funny. 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:23.680 Because whoa life while you were going through that. I 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.760 literally almost fucking died. And I know I say that like. 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.199 Every every episode. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.520 No no, no, but this was very very real, Like 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:37.360 it was not okay, but so on my flight, like 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:41.320 I must have gotten bit by like a spider or 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:44.840 a mosquito or something. I don't know what the fuck 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.959 the bite was, but like it was like really itchy, 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:50.000 and then it kind of got really hot and then 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:52.280 it got like warm, and then I just didn't look 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.320 at it for like four hours. And then like I 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:58.520 got to the hotel that I'm staying in with my parents, 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:00.520 I'm my, gosh, I'm in New York City with my parents. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:05.719 It's okaye, but I've done that before, so it's like okay, okay, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:10.600 but I wait, let me make sure you can hear 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:15.280 my voice. Okay. But I get to the hotel and 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.160 I'm like Damn this shit, Like it is really bad. 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:19.199 And I look down on it or look down at it, 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.400 and like it's like bulbous, like it's super swollen. The 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.319 bite it's like literally like a quarter of an inch 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.320 off of my skin and like the size of a quarter. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.679 And I'm like, wait, this was not like that, Like 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:32.880 what the hell is going on? And so I show 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.800 my mom and dad and they just like fucking laugh 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.199 at me. They're like, that's a spider bye, And I'm like, yeah, 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.040 it literally is a spider by and I'm like, well, 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:41.800 I've never been bitten by a spider. End of that. Well, 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.560 like a few hours later, we're eating like lunch or something, 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.079 and I look down and like I just have this 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:52.680 like giant red patch on my skin, and I'm like, yeah, 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:56.160 I like I heavily documented it, like but like I 0:12:56.200 --> 0:13:00.120 have like this giant red patch on my skin and 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:04.920 I'm like what the fuck is that? And I show 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.079 my parents and at the diner and they're like, bro, 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.080 you're tweaking. You just scratched it, like that's a scratch area, 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.320 and I'm like, yeah, you're right. And then like a 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.280 couple hours later, I look back down and it's starting 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.760 to literally travel up my vein, like it literally went 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.319 to my vein and started traveling up my vein, and 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.480 I was like, wait, what the fuck, Like is that 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.439 like an infection? Like am I like actually like about 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:30.000 to like have sepsis? Like is my blood infected with 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:32.560 fucking poison? Like what the hell is going on? And 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.560 so I showed them again. Everyone is just like, bro, 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.000 you scratched it, Like it's not that yeah. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.960 I literally was like, girl, you keep scratching it, so 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.640 you're gonna like that's what's happening. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:44.680 Yeah, And so I just ignore it. And then the 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:49.000 line keeps crawling higher and higher, and then I'm like okay, 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.320 like this is not good. And then I'm just like whatever, 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:54.240 Like if it's that bad, I'll be alive tomorrow and 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.160 I can figure it out tomorrow, Like whatever. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:56.960 I'll be alive. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:01.280 Yeah. So then I'm like it's like four am, and 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.200 I text Josh and I'm like, yo, like I need 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.320 to talk to your dad, like I think something is 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:11.600 very wrong with my arm. And I send the picture 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:15.120 to Josh and Josh's dad is like, okay, like tell 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:16.920 him not to panic. He's gonna be fine, but he 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:18.840 needs to go to the hospital, like right now, like 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.120 he should have gone yesterday to the hospital, he needs 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.760 to go right now, or an urgent care, but like 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:27.840 go and get antibiotics. I didn't do that, Like I 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.680 went the next day. I went to sleep and then 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.400 I woke up. Yeah, in the line the just to 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.680 an urgent care, it's called like me doctor, Like it 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.000 was fucking weird as hell, but there the line went 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.080 all the way up into my shoulder. And what freaked 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:42.600 me out is I was laying there and I could 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:44.920 feel like my arm like I've never I've had like 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.920 a sensation. I've never felt where like my fingers were. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.120 Like my fingers my fingers. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:54.400 Were like tingling and like numb. And then there were 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.560 like certain spots that were like a deep throbbing like 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:58.480 almost bruise. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:01.040 Like sorry, there's pain. 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.440 I know there's spooky, spooky ghosts and skeletons all around, 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:09.040 but yeah, I'm like feeling this stobbing pain. So I 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:13.400 ended up calling Josh's. I ended up calling Josh and yeah, 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.320 I went to the doctor the next day and they 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:18.400 told me. I was like, I'd like cellulitis, which I 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.560 was like, isn't that like what people get on their thighs, 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:25.560 but or like cellulate cellulate. But they were like, no, 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.560 it's like cellulitis, Like you have an infection under your 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.800 skin and it's traveling up your vein right now. And 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.680 I was like, oh my god, So I'm popping pills. 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:34.640 I gotta take you now. 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:35.600 He's got some perks. 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:39.160 I'm taking excited two perks a day for the pain 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:42.240 because my arm almost fell up. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.080 But like me so funny, like we literally you can't 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.160 tell me something. But we've talked about this on the 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:52.000 podcast before. Drew is so difficult because everything is a 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:52.760 dying matter. 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.200 Yeah, extremely difficult to. 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.960 Navigate any situation with him or tell the severity of 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.440 it because he kind of just likes talking. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.360 I was gonna say, I was going to say, like 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:04.520 tell me why. I was like, what if I don't 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.720 take these antibiotics, and like I have to, like my 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:08.560 arm falls off, like and I like. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:09.960 Get to taking it. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.000 Yeah, and I get to get like a cool chrome 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:15.960 Heart's like arm, like custom chrome Heart's arm. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.400 Though you can't afford that though, so oh they. 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:22.320 Do it for free. They do it for free. But yeah, 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:25.960 I'm gonna insert all the photos of it because you're scary. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:26.280 Arm. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.600 Yeah, this is like the last one where I was like, okay, 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:30.080 I need to go, but like you can see it 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:34.440 like traveling up. But yeah, I survived. I'm surviving another day. 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:39.880 Every day is okay, Every fucking day is a blessing 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.480 and you should treat it as such, and you should 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:43.800 love the people around you. 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.880 Oh my god, Oh when did you. 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:47.440 Get that out? 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:49.680 Yesterday when I almost died. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:55.560 You're twenty five, though you're seventeen. You're seventeen, but by seventeen, 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:55.880 I know. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.320 Why the fuck does everyone keep saying that shit to me? 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:00.000 Like everyone keeps saying you're twenty five. 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:04.080 That's such a weird fucking age to lie about. To 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:04.720 land on. 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:07.479 Hold on, let me look at my notes. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:11.040 We should talk about about the Berkeley Show. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:15.359 No, oh wow, oh my god, Okay, actually we should 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.240 because it is so insane. People saw videos of us 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:22.360 at the Berkeley Show and we're genuinely so confused about Davis. 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:24.359 I'm an IVY league. That's not an IVY league, but 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.679 like Iconic as School, the unibomber went there, killed a 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.800 bunch of people. Oppenheimer went there. 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.240 Okay, something's wrong with Jerome, you said, that on stage. 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:38.439 Yeah, I was like, what it is? Yeah. I was like, 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:40.880 there's some evil fucking creep in this room that's gonna 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.240 kill people. Wow, even though I kind of agree with 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:47.040 Ted Kazinski, not the killing people part or the bomb part. 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:50.720