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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency into Calm.

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Speaker 2: I'm Drew, and I do have Apple AirPod Nactus, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I love them.

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Speaker 3: My name is Enya, and I have them too.

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Speaker 1: And yes, if you are wondering, both of the pears

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Speaker 1: are very dirty, the dirtiest thing.

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Speaker 3: On the planet.

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Speaker 2: What are we going to talk to the camera or

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Speaker 2: to each other?

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm talking to the camera because.

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Speaker 2: I was talking with the camera too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe sometimes it's good to speak to them. Let

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Speaker 1: them know, let them know that I see you, I'm

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Speaker 1: watching you.

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Speaker 3: I'm in your walls, I'm in your room.

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Speaker 2: I was just like chewing gum the whole time. Let

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Speaker 2: me swallow real quick.

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Speaker 3: You swallow gum? Yeah, I do not swallow gum anymore, really, no.

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Speaker 2: I literally every piece of gum I've ever eaten I

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Speaker 2: have swallowed, Drew.

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Speaker 3: You know, the little like black dots.

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Speaker 4: On the concrete or gum, right, Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: And that's like why I don't spit it out, because

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Speaker 2: I don't want to add to that pile.

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Speaker 3: So you'd rather just let it sit in your stomach.

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Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't actually like the stomach. Acid in your

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Speaker 2: stomach is like super fucking powerful. It would melt your

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Speaker 2: finger if you ate it.

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Speaker 1: So if I really was upset with you, I should

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Speaker 1: throw up stomach bio and.

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Speaker 3: Throw it in your face.

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Speaker 2: Actually that's a good idea. Well should I talk about Oh,

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Speaker 2: I have something very, very very but I have something

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Speaker 2: very important to say. Shut the hell up. No, I

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Speaker 2: have something very important to address about the last episode.

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Speaker 2: I just want to It's like hard for me to

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Speaker 2: talk about, but I.

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Speaker 3: Want to here for you, here, give me your hand.

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Speaker 2: I want to just kind of clear the air.

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have a gine or mis fucking schlang, like

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Speaker 2: a big fucking meaty girthy cock.

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Speaker 3: And the thing is you've warned everyone. You gave multiple warnings,

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Speaker 3: Like my wiener is huge. Everybody always talks about it.

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Speaker 1: It's a big problem in my love life. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that's why you don't have romantic situations and holding it

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Speaker 1: because everybody wants to use.

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Speaker 3: You for that.

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Speaker 2: And it's also just extremely fucking difficult because when I

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Speaker 2: get in erection, all the blood from my rain goes

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Speaker 2: to my wiener and I pass out. Yeah, every time

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Speaker 2: I stand up, it's because my penis gets blood in

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Speaker 2: it and that's why I'm like light at it that

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Speaker 2: people want to blame it on. Oh, like oh iron efficiency. Yeah, no, it's.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna be the most of the odeon right.

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Speaker 2: Like literally, but most of my problems in my life

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Speaker 2: are because of my big ginormous schlong.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even think.

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Speaker 1: About that, But there are a lot of problems in

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Speaker 1: your life that you could trace back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it was funny that I like, when I

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Speaker 2: was watching the episode back, I was like, blur this,

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Speaker 2: blur this, and like make sure you can't see this,

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Speaker 2: and then like within the first five seconds of the episode,

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Speaker 2: I'm like picking at it, like and it's that you were.

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Speaker 3: Like it and moving it around. Well, it's okay because like.

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Speaker 1: Women's boobs should be sexualized, that I understand, but we

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Speaker 1: shouldn't sexualize the wieners of men.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I actually also have a question for you about boobs.

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Speaker 2: When you and like Oriyan or you and any of

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Speaker 2: your girlfriends are watching a movie, how quickly into the

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Speaker 2: movie does it take before you start playing with each

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Speaker 2: other's boobs?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Uh, we usually don't because I don't like what I

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Speaker 1: don't like to have sex with my friends.

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Speaker 2: Fucking weirdo. Prude loser.

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Speaker 1: How does that make me impruvede? That's just like something

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Speaker 1: not something I do? Well should I talk about? Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me preface. So last time I saw Drew was

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Speaker 1: we did our Berkeley show, Bah Berkeley bus say, and

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Speaker 1: it was amazing and awesome. But I had to rush

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Speaker 1: out of there because I have I had worked in

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Speaker 1: New York and Drew was going to meet me in

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Speaker 1: New York.

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Speaker 3: First of all York. Yeah, because we're just like working.

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Speaker 2: Good, we're working.

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Speaker 3: Our life is movie.

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Speaker 2: Here's why we're here.

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Speaker 3: Out.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're going yeah, well, as a man should shout

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Speaker 2: out stray Rats, letting me use the letting us use

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Speaker 2: the office because it's so fucking cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're wondering where we're at.

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Speaker 1: We're at the stray Rat, the straight Rats headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Julian is goaded with the sauce. Let's just say.

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Speaker 3: That extra goat.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Can I have a side of goat with my sauce? No?

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Speaker 3: Can I have a set of sauce with my goat?

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Speaker 2: No? No, it's too much.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, when we were leaving Berkeley, I'd like rush out

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Speaker 1: of there.

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Speaker 3: I did not tell you this, but do you remember

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Speaker 3: what I texted you before I.

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Speaker 2: Took off that, uh, you were convinced you're gonna die

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Speaker 2: or you something like that.

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Speaker 3: Oh do I tell you that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, but do you remember along those lines what

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Speaker 3: else I said?

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Speaker 2: Not off the top now, but I remember once you

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Speaker 2: told me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm gonna say the story and then say

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Speaker 1: why I texted you what I texted you because it's look,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I could find it.

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Speaker 3: What was that?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, all of my notes just deleted. I'm

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Speaker 2: not even fucking kidding. I had like a hundred notes.

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Speaker 3: Recently deleted.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's second.

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Speaker 2: God. I literally almost had like I would don't even

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Speaker 2: have a conniption fit. I was just gonna cry. But okay,

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Speaker 2: keep going while I look for you.

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Speaker 3: I know how to find it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we didn't tell you so much.

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Speaker 1: We're I'm like leaving on a late flight out and

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Speaker 1: it's a red eye, so I'm thinking to myself, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need to sleep because the next day I had.

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Speaker 3: To show up to the competition.

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Speaker 1: I had to show up right and early to get

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Speaker 1: my booty all oiled up so I could start working

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Speaker 1: for Drew. But I had work the next day, Like

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Speaker 1: I had to be at set early in the morning

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Speaker 1: the next day, so I was like, okay, I need

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Speaker 1: to make sure I sleep on this flight.

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Speaker 3: So so before I got on the.

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Speaker 1: Flight, I did what anybody would do in my situation,

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Speaker 1: which is, instead of taking melatonin because I don't believe

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Speaker 1: in melatonin anymore, I took an edible and had like

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Speaker 1: two drugs, which is like I'm not saying to do Okay, yeah, wait,

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Speaker 1: so I didn't in my text. I didn't say that

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna die. I just like I

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Speaker 1: had a morbid thought. Okay, so whatever, I'm just like

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Speaker 1: a little crossed getting on my flight. This company that

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Speaker 1: I'm working with got me like a nice flight, so

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Speaker 1: I was like the first person on the plane, like

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Speaker 1: I could see right.

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Speaker 3: Into the cockpit.

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Speaker 2: Uh bragging much.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying like that it has to do with

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Speaker 1: the story. But like, my life is a movie, and

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Speaker 1: I am working with a company that treated me like

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Speaker 1: an absolute princess, and I like flew business class like

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Speaker 1: it's like really fucking easy, Like honestly, oh wow, Oh

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Speaker 1: so whatever, I'm like a little cross getting onto the flight.

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Speaker 1: I had taken an edible, right before I boarded, because

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Speaker 1: I was like, by the time I sit down, I

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Speaker 1: want to be high and knockout. So I'm sitting on

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Speaker 1: the fly, I'm like on the phone and then I

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Speaker 1: go to get off the phone and I'm like, like,

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Speaker 1: I get off the phone, and I'm sitting there. And

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Speaker 1: I had been on the phone the whole time until

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Speaker 1: they said this. This is what made me hang up

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Speaker 1: with the phone was we were getting a little delayed,

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Speaker 1: and then the pilot got I was like, Okay, there's

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Speaker 1: like a maintenance issue.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have some people come on.

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Speaker 1: Uh, there's a switch for the navigation system that isn't

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Speaker 1: working and we're gonna have someone come on that for me.

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Speaker 2: Image, that's literally what happened on the Image Malaysia flight

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Speaker 2: that like fucking disappeared.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, that for me was not okay.

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Speaker 1: Like I literally immediately started freaking the fuck out, and

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Speaker 1: like in that moment him saying that ignited my edible

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Speaker 1: in my brain. I was so convinced that it was

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Speaker 1: done for me, Like I kept making comments like I

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Speaker 1: like to myself, just kind of laving me like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what if we like got off the plane.

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Speaker 2: We should get off right now.

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Speaker 1: The maintenance guy rushed past me into the car and

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Speaker 1: they had plyers and they were tugging at the switch

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Speaker 1: with plyers, like trying to fix it. And he was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna turn the plane on and off again

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Speaker 1: and see if it works. And they kept turning on

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Speaker 1: and off the plane. They were literally just resetting.

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Speaker 2: It like it's a fucking iPhone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like, bitch, this is not an iPhone. This is

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Speaker 1: like me and the lives of a bunch of people

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Speaker 1: like get me. Ah.

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Speaker 3: So they do that for like twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: We get delayed, and then the maintenance guys went out

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Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, I think everything should be

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Speaker 1: good by now. We're just gonna take off and it

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Speaker 1: should be fine. It should be fine, bitch, that's what.

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Speaker 4: Could be read our deck.

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Speaker 2: And you said, I just had the high. I just

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Speaker 2: had the high thought that's so morbid. And I said

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Speaker 2: what she said, like, if I ever died, how would

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Speaker 2: y'all get into my laptop? Which that being like, that's

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Speaker 2: your that's your thought, that's what you're thinking about.

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Speaker 3: And I'll explain this.

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Speaker 2: You like to see my texts and shiit, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Because I want yours. I was like, haha, o g

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Speaker 2: you know mine. And then and she gave me the

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Speaker 2: password to the laptop because like my.

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Speaker 3: Notes okay, and then like that was kind of the

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Speaker 3: end of it.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't want to tell you what was happening

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Speaker 1: because I didn't want you to get anxious then take off, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then hear nothing from me.

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Speaker 3: So I tried to play it cool.

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Speaker 1: But what was actually happening is I was sitting in

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Speaker 1: the front of the plane crying, Like I literally started crying.

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Speaker 2: That's most people die on plane crashes, the front of

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Speaker 2: the plane breaks up.

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Speaker 3: Believe. I was like, I'm done. I'm like, this is

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Speaker 3: why I don't do this shit.

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Speaker 1: This is why I need to be in an exit

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Speaker 1: row in the back so I can fucking jump out

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Speaker 1: before the plane like crashes, Like this is it.

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Speaker 3: This is my fucking nb all. Wow, Like I can't like,

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Speaker 3: He's got some perks.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking excited two perks a day for the pain

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Speaker 1: But like me so funny, like we literally you can't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get to get like a cool chrome

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Speaker 2: Every day is okay, Every fucking day is a blessing

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh when did you.

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Speaker 4: Get that out?

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Speaker 2: Yesterday when I almost died.

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Speaker 1: You're twenty five, though you're seventeen. You're seventeen, but by seventeen,

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Speaker 2: Why the fuck does everyone keep saying that shit to me?

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Speaker 3: Like everyone keeps saying you're twenty five.

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Speaker 2: That's such a weird fucking age to lie about. To

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Speaker 3: Hold on, let me look at my notes.

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Speaker 2: We should talk about about the Berkeley Show.

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Speaker 2: I'm an IVY league. That's not an IVY league, but

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Speaker 3: Okay, something's wrong with Jerome, you said, that on stage.

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Speaker 3: Well, we went to Berkeley and every time.

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Speaker 4: Did I say we're saying this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, while are.

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Speaker 2: No, I just talking about drinking adderall water at a

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Speaker 4: Like the g I.

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Speaker 1: Looked at my notes and the other last thing other

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Speaker 2: Talk about yours.

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Speaker 1: My uterus is not doing well, but we shouldn't talk

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Speaker 1: But other than my eulogy that I wrote for myself.

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Speaker 3: Where my mind was at while I was thinking I

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Speaker 1: I said the fact that I have headphones that can

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Speaker 1: that's just like regular headphones.

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00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,280
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, it's different. There's like microphones. It's like

446
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 2: pumping audio.

447
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,520
Speaker 1: And yeah, I just don't like clear voics because why

448
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,920
Speaker 1: would I want to hear outside louder I'm putting on

449
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,920
Speaker 1: my headphones.

450
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,400
Speaker 3: To turn off the world.

451
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 2: So like when I was talking and walking with you,

452
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,960
Speaker 2: I had my headphones on music playing, but I could

453
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,679
Speaker 2: hear every single word you were saying.

454
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,520
Speaker 1: Okay, when I was walking with you and I had

455
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,359
Speaker 1: my headphones on and you were talking to me, I

456
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,800
Speaker 1: was ignoring because I just.

457
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,359
Speaker 2: Have a dopamine addiction. Is really what it is, like,

458
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,480
Speaker 2: I need to have two things going into my ear

459
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 2: at the same time, three conversation, world and music.

460
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,399
Speaker 1: I will say I sat in the car on the

461
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 1: way to sat the other day and they just had

462
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:15,320
Speaker 1: the like radio playing and I didn't put headphones on,

463
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,399
Speaker 1: and I just sat there listening to the radio and

464
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe.

465
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,280
Speaker 3: I was like, this is so long, I've done this.

466
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,440
Speaker 2: In the radio and it's okay, boom boom boom boom

467
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,280
Speaker 2: boom boom bom.

468
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:24,879
Speaker 3: I don't know.

469
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:31,359
Speaker 1: Oh, the songs on the radio are okay, yeah on

470
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 1: the radio. Okay, Okay, big statement there, Yeah, like they're okay,

471
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 1: No they ate, No, they did not.

472
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,440
Speaker 3: Though. Also, okay, we need to talk about this past Halloween.

473
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,360
Speaker 3: What happened last year.

474
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 1: Our our takeaway from Halloween was it was some of

475
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: the worst ig posts and some of the weirdest things.

476
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,200
Speaker 2: She's gonna have that damn jewel in her hand. One thing,

477
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 2: that's what your Halloween costume should be.

478
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 3: I should be a big jewel.

479
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,000
Speaker 2: No man, I'll get into that later. I'll let you finish.

480
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:02,679
Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, never mine mine. There's a

481
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,159
Speaker 2: thing called old people like claws that I noticed that

482
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 2: old people have flaws. It's like called that, no I

483
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 2: call it that, but like their thumb, like I guess

484
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 2: the muscle in their hand just kind of deteriorates, so

485
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,360
Speaker 2: their thumb thumb rests here instead of here.

486
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 3: And how many old people's hands have you looked at

487
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 3: all of them?

488
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 2: But like they'll rest their hand like this, and it's

489
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 2: just like it's so cute.

490
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 3: That's how you rest your hand.

491
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 1: But everybody saw Halloween costume this year was so good,

492
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 1: and I don't really understand, like, was that like a

493
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: like a collective decision for everybody to go, Yeah, everybody's caught.

494
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 3: Like my whole timeline on TikTok was like, oh okay, wow, Yeah.

495
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 2: People are just following in the footsteps how did you

496
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 2: start that just by throwing good costumes? Pains? People just

497
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 2: saw me and one of the Beamy period. No, but

498
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 2: I agree. Everyone's costumes were so good. Like I'm literally

499
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 2: like jaw dropped at Quinn's like, yeah, Grace Jones costume.

500
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 1: Like no, and it's not even Halloween yet, But what

501
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 1: are the bitches going to post on Halloween? You all

502
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: already posted everything. I'm going to do a lot of

503
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: people's ideas and go back to their posts that they

504
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: posted on halloweknd and be like, hello, where's the next one?

505
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 2: Where is the real?

506
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 3: Waiting?

507
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 2: Winning? Winning? That was crazy? That arrow was fucking c

508
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,679
Speaker 2: It was so real. Ye know he ate look back

509
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 2: at all this ship and he was saying, actually, I'm

510
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,439
Speaker 2: not going to co sign that.

511
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 3: I don't know what he was up. We were like seven.

512
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 2: Some things he was eating.

513
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 1: I just like his the the one that's like popular

514
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: and TikTok where it's like any drugs and they drugs

515
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: in the house.

516
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, the drugs in the house. No, there's not go

517
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 3: find them. I did them. No I didn't.

518
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm going to tell the taxi driver's story.

519
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 2: But evil, evil, evil, wicked taxi driver.

520
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 3: So why are you calling it a taxi driver?

521
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: Because I got a taxi that's in San fran You

522
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 2: no in La?

523
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 4: So in La?

524
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 3: You got a taxi?

525
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 2: I know. Listen, So I land in LA and my

526
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: bag is the first one. No, No, I didn't. I

527
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: don't know my bag was the first one off here.

528
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: But I land in La. I'm like, not in a rush.

529
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: I'm kind of just vibing. I just want to get home. No,

530
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 2: I landed like in the middle of the day. But

531
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 2: I like, if you know anything about La, like going there.

532
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 2: Flying to lax is legitimately the worst place ever if

533
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 2: you don't have a ride to pick you up, because

534
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 2: you have to ride a fucking shuttle and then you

535
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: have to ride that fucking shuttle to your uber and

536
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: it's like just hell because they pack you in, like

537
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: it's just it's not chill, such.

538
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: An elongated process after like what is usually already such

539
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 1: a long fly.

540
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just like so so so so annoying.

541
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 2: But so but you have the option if you want

542
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 2: to call like an uber select or whatever the fuck

543
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 2: it's called, and they'll come pick you up just right there.

544
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: But it's typically sixty dollars more, and like I almost

545
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 2: every time I travel, I work that into my budget.

546
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 2: Is like, Okay, when I get home, I'm in at

547
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 2: to pay fucking sixty more extra dollars to get an

548
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 2: uber black because I refuse to go there. But this

549
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 2: time I was like, Okay, that is just like genuinely

550
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 2: the biggest waste of money ever, and I refuse to

551
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 2: do it because yeah, it's just so fucking annoying. So

552
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm just gonna do the uber X said thing.

553
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 2: And I get there, and when I get there, there's

554
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: legitimately two thousand people, Like it was a safety fucking hazard,

555
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: Like it was like mash pit like mobbing, like not

556
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 2: fucking shit shit, Like yeah, it was crazy. It was

557
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 2: fucking crazy.

558
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 3: Like we've gone so far with vocabulary.

559
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 2: No, like whenever when I learned the word, literally it

560
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 2: has become the most used word in my vocabulary, Like

561
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,959
Speaker 2: whoever taught me that word is like I fucking hate you.

562
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 2: I fucking hate you. But I get to the laxit

563
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 2: there's a thousand people, Like it was kind of actually dangerous,

564
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 2: like I felt like there was gonna be like a

565
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 2: crowd crush event or something like it was not chill,

566
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 2: and like, I call my Uber and wait like ten minutes.

567
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 2: He never fucking comes, and so I call another one

568
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 2: and then it cancels on me, and then the fee

569
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: goes up twenty dollars and I'm like, oh, fucking cool,

570
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: I should have just got an Uber Select up there.

571
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 2: And then I'm just like fuck Uber, like I'm taking

572
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 2: a stance against Uber. I hope Uber fails as a company.

573
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm gonna support the taxis. So because

574
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: there's a taxi line and I get in the taxi line.

575
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: And the only person in LA has ever been like

576
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: my taxi. Yeah, I even know they had taxes in LA.

577
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 1: That's why I'm so confused, Like, yeah, they're They're there.

578
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: And I get into my I'm in the line. It

579
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 1: goes by very quickly. I'm like, oh, puh, I should

580
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,719
Speaker 1: have just did this from the fucking beginning.

581
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: Cool. I get in the car and last time I

582
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 2: took a taxi from Laxit, the guy randomly halfway through

583
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 2: my ride just like added their dolls to my rid

584
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 2: and I just didn't get out of the car until

585
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 2: he took it off because I was like, I watched

586
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 2: you add that fucking money there, bitch, like new. So

587
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 2: I was like very vigilant.

588
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: Anytime I have to imagine you interacting with a stranger

589
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: in that way, Like I can't imagine it.

590
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 2: No, it's crazy. So I get to the car and

591
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,719
Speaker 2: an older gentleman I'm like, oh, he's like cute, like

592
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: this is a sweet vibe, like cute. Immediately the meanest

593
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: person I've ever interacted with in my entire fucking life,

594
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 2: Like immediately agro like he like, I get my bags

595
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: and like he opens swings the gate thing open and

596
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 2: he's like rolling his eyes and I pick up my

597
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: bags and he's like, oh, you don't think I couldn't

598
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 2: do it, And I was like no, I just was

599
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: being nice and he was like and then I put

600
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: it down and he's like, no, do it. And I'm like, oh,

601
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: my fucking god, Like this is so crazy already, but

602
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: I was laughing. I was like having fun.

603
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 3: You were in a toxic relate.

604
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: No, it's crazy.

605
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 3: It was like he's like, oh, wow, you think I'm weak?

606
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,959
Speaker 3: No do it? Do it? Yeah? No, I don't want

607
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 3: to do it.

608
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: No exactly. I was like being attacked. And so I

609
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 2: get in the car and I get in the seat

610
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 2: behind him because I'm like, oh, that's where the payment

611
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 2: station is, like whatever, And like he opens my door

612
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: really like like really hard, and he's like what are

613
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 2: you doing? And I was like nothing, and he's like

614
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 2: screwed over and I'm like, oh, I'm like okay, damn,

615
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 2: like what And so as I'm.

616
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 4: Scooting over that, Okay.

617
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 3: If I was, I wouldn't have let him talk to him.

618
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. Like that's the thing I took up

619
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 2: for myself. I took up for myself finally I did.

620
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 2: And so I'm like I'm like he's already been so

621
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 2: man into me. So I'm just like under my breath

622
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: like at him, I'm like Jesus fucking Christ. So I

623
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: like rip, rip my like double bag out of the

624
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: back and he's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa What

625
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 2: are you doing? What are you doing? And I'm like

626
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 2: I'm grabbing my bag and like I guess he thought

627
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 2: I was gonna fucking like grab a gun out of

628
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 2: my bag and kill him or something. And then I

629
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: was like he was like, go sit in a passenger seat,

630
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: and I was.

631
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 3: Like, what he made you sit next to No.

632
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: No, he meant in the back, like a passenger seat

633
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 2: in the bag.

634
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 3: He was like, he's like, what are you doing?

635
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 4: Get to the front.

636
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 3: No, he wants to put his hand on your thigh

637
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 3: while light. He drives you.

638
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 2: Home actually, and so I, uh, what's it called? What's

639
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: it called? What's it called?

640
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 3: Oh?

641
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: He's like, that's what that's there for. You don't sit

642
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 2: behind me, you sit there, And I was like, ah,

643
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 2: this is crazy. So I'm just like already in a

644
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 2: bad mood, and I have my headphones on, so like

645
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: this is a long fucking story, but I'm gonna like

646
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 2: eat it after this. But I have my headphones on

647
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 2: and I have clairvoyance mode on and he's like talking

648
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: to me, and I'm talking to him, and then he

649
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 2: looks in the rear of your mirror and I just

650
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,239
Speaker 2: like see him look up at it, and like I

651
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 2: see a scowl on his face, like he's angry, and

652
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: he's like, what the fuck are those on your head?

653
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: Says the F word, and I'm like I'm like, excuse me.

654
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: And he's like, what are those things on your head?

655
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 2: What even is that? And I was like, they're headphones.

656
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: I'm listening to music and he's like, well, it makes

657
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: it really really difficult for me to talk to you.

658
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,959
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like, we're not talking.

659
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you. Why are you

660
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 2: yelling at me right now? And then he rolls down

661
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: all of the fucking windows. Yes, he like came back.

662
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 3: Oh, he was like, oh, I know how to turn this.

663
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: He rolled down all of the windows in the car

664
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 2: on the fucking freeway and it was the loudest environment

665
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 2: I've ever been in, and I like it was awful.

666
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 2: It was such a bad fucking vibe. And I was

667
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: just like, you know what, I'm not gonna say. Ow's

668
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: like literally and like Semichuck's blasting by, and just like

669
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: he would slow down, so the engines were like going

670
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: through my window and like deafening me.

671
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 3: D you might have gotten a ride from the most

672
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 3: evil man on the plane.

673
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: I know, it was crazy. A lot more shit happened

674
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: in the ride, and then I started recording because I

675
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: was like, oh, if I'm telling this story, like, I'm

676
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: gonna have to have evidence because this is fucking crazy.

677
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 2: Every time I recorded, nothing bad happened. It was just

678
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 2: like like the engines of cars and it was just

679
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 2: loud wind. It was like the worst sound ever. But

680
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: we get close to the house and like, when I

681
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: got in the car, he was like, where are you going?

682
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, I said the address to our

683
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: house and he was like, no, what area are you

684
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: going to? And I was like and I said where?

685
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 2: What area we live in? And he was like, what

686
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 2: are the cross streets? And I was like, I don't know,

687
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: just go towards two streets by our house.

688
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: And so I can't stand taxi drivers and ubers who

689
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: don't use the fucking Google.

690
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: It's not the nineteen twenties. You were not pushing this car.

691
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: With your fucking feet like the flintstones, Like use your

692
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: goddamn car play because I know you got car play.

693
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 4: It was.

694
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: It was so fucking absurd. And so we get close

695
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: by the house and I'm like, oh, like, I I'll

696
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,479
Speaker 2: tell you, like where to go from here, and like

697
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 2: I thought things were cool and he took that. He

698
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 2: took that. I'm so offended by it. And he was like,

699
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 2: why don't you just tell me the streets?

700
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: Do you?

701
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: You don't think I know where I am?

702
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 4: This is literally my dad.

703
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it now fail anytime I've driven my dad, I

704
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: can have the directions on my phone on car Play,

705
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: and I will know exactly where we're going and he

706
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: will give me step by step directions.

707
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 4: The whole ways.

708
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: Amazing.

709
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: It also gives me wrong directions all the time.

710
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: Me wrong directions all the time, and then he's like, oh,

711
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: they must have changed the street and I'm.

712
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 3: Like, no, you just don't know.

713
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 2: It's literally it is fully a man thing because like whenever,

714
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: like anybody tells me how to drive, like boils my blood.

715
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: But I'll be in the fucking backseat, backseat driving like

716
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: oh like watch, no.

717
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 3: You won't because you'll just be on TikTok.

718
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 2: And scrolling TikTok, be on iPhone and car like I

719
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 2: treated like my fucking.

720
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 3: Bellary and it's like getting into new iPhone.

721
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a problem. But anyways, we go close

722
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 2: by the house and I tell him I was like,

723
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: I don't know the streets that I live on, like

724
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: because I don't, I just know the area I live in.

725
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 3: This is the same person from JFK called me. He's

726
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 3: he lands at JFK. I'm in Chinatown.

727
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: Drew calls me and asks me how to call it for.

728
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 3: I literally was so shocked.

729
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 4: I was like, well, they fucked it up.

730
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: They put like you have to take okay, listen to

731
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: this at JFK. You have to get on a fucking shuttle,

732
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: to get on a train, to get in a car.

733
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 5: So any span on the Transportation Committee, no, literally on

734
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 5: a in a span of fifteen minutes, you're on an airplane,

735
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 5: a car, a bus, and a fucking train.

736
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: Like, you know, insane, that's insane. Just let me call

737
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 2: the fucking car to the game.

738
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was like, but yeah, that makes sense

739
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: that this person doesn't know the cross streets we live

740
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: on because he called me to.

741
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 4: Call an uber Like.

742
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: I was like, how am I even supposed to help

743
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: this motherfucker right now? Like no terminal, no, no thing.

744
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: I was like, what termado you're at? And You're like,

745
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: I just got off the plane.

746
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: I was like so asleep on that flight. I was

747
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 2: still asleep when I called you.

748
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: All.

749
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 3: So you say you don't know the cross streets.

750
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm.

751
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: Expecting the story to end with him hitting you or something.

752
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,959
Speaker 2: Basically, he looks at me, he this, this is like

753
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 2: the climax of the story. He looks at me in

754
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: the rear of your mirror, and he's like, what are

755
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 2: you stupid or something? You don't know what streets you

756
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: live on? And I was like gagged. I was like, okay, honestly,

757
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: like respect because like I should know the streets I

758
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: live on, but like, don't call me stupid, Like this

759
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: is crazy. So I like get behind him and I

760
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 2: grabbed the seatbelt and I choke him out and I

761
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: kill him, Like I kill him right there, said I

762
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: was like no, no, no, no. So I just like

763
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: am like, no, I don't know the streets I live.

764
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: No.

765
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 2: I was like, and I sound like I'm being innocent,

766
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: but I was like beefing right back to him, to

767
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 2: the point where I think he like respected it a

768
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: little bit because like he was like, oh, we're like

769
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: we're beefing. Like I think it was like a fun

770
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 2: thing for him to like yell at me, and I

771
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,479
Speaker 2: was kind of getting off on it too, like we

772
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: were kind of like we were kind of like perving

773
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 2: on each other in a weird way. But anyways, we

774
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: like we like get to the house and he's like,

775
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: where do you want to where do you want to

776
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 2: be parked? And like I have video of this, but

777
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 2: like I'm being agro in it too back to him

778
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 2: and I don't want to put that into the world. Yeah, exactly.

779
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: And then so I'm just like pull over here and

780
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 2: he pulls over and he's like talking. I'm like, okay,

781
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: how do I pay? I have cash? Card, Like what

782
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: do you want? And he was like, I was like,

783
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 2: what's easier for you? And he was like, we do

784
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: card and I was like, you don't want cash and

785
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: he was like, no, I want to do card. And

786
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, why did you tell me you

787
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: can do cash if you want to do a card. Anyways,

788
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 2: so I do the card and he's yelling at me

789
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: through the whole process of me doing the card like

790
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: I can't fucking read the tiny, little, fucking stupid geriatric

791
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 2: scream car, like literally literally, And so you know what

792
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 2: I did. I killed him with kindness and I tipped

793
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: him twenty dollars at the end of the right.

794
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 3: It's not killing him with high no.

795
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. When

796
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 2: I got out of the car, he like was almost

797
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 2: teary eyed, like he was like profusely thinking with me.

798
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: He was like oh my gosh, like thank you so much,

799
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 2: like what the hell like? And it was it was

800
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 2: the weirdest switch up I've ever seen in my life.

801
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 2: And I left like on my high horse because I

802
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: was like, bitch, yeah, like fuck you, like I win.

803
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: Fuck you, right, I let you yell at me for

804
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: forty minutes and I gave you money for it.

805
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that was like my evil uber story. And

806
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 2: he probably died of a heart attack three days later

807
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 2: because I swear to god, he was ninety eight years old,

808
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: Like he had no business.

809
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 3: He was using his last soul like last moments to

810
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 3: yell at you.

811
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: That's what I think, Like, I think he was like

812
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: going through this thing where he's like I need to

813
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 2: experience all emotions again before I die, and he just

814
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: wanted to yell at someone. And I was just the unlucky.

815
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 2: And what's crazy is that he would have done this

816
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 2: to a girl because a girl was supposed to get

817
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 2: in his car. And this is where I was like, oh,

818
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: he's like in a bad fucking mood because girl walked

819
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 2: up to him and was like, oh, I'm actually gonna

820
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 2: get in this car, and he like threw his arms

821
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: up and was like he kept doing this old man

822
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 2: grunt through the whole thing. He was like like the

823
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: whole time, like anytime I would body him, he'd be

824
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, oh yead I.

825
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 3: Look you need him, like wait, we need to meet you.

826
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 2: No, he was fine, like he was literally find.

827
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 4: That's why he said, yeall referving.

828
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

829
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 3: Also, I'm gonna address it right now.

830
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: Drew is straight, okay, Like everybody keeps talking about it,

831
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 1: like Drew is straight, Like go back on his ig.

832
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,959
Speaker 1: He's always like Beyonce sexy, Lady Gaga is sexy, Lonna

833
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: del Ray is sexy.

834
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 3: Lord is so cute.

835
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: Like I like, Drew goes in like Drew knows an

836
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: attractive woman when he sees a body. Yeah, and he

837
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: like he understands like women deserve the right to make

838
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: our am be sexy.

839
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 3: At the same time, like he is straight.

840
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 2: Like actually no women should be in the kitchen, but.

841
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but I mean like honestly, that adds to

842
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: the straightness exactly, and at most maybe maybe a little

843
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: by maybe maybe that's just like if you get cost slipping.

844
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 2: So that's never ever that okay, never never that never never, No,

845
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: it's only poo nanny whoa Okay, so Orian needed a

846
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: camera from your room. So I was helping her look

847
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 2: for a camera in your room. And he has twenty

848
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 2: five fucking cameras. And that wasn't even all of them.

849
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: I counted twenty five fucking cameras. You have a problem.

850
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: So women making aren't expressing themselves. Problem, that's the.

851
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 2: Thing is is you use maybe two of those cameras.

852
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been collecting them for years. I'm a collecting woman.

853
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: When I saw them gathering, when I saw them, me

854
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 2: and Orian were like crying, laughing. We were like, why

855
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 2: does she have this many cameras? This is crazy?

856
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, like I when I lived at home,

857
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: hold on, I have to fix this.

858
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 3: Uh.

859
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: When I lived back at home, I used to like

860
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: I started collecting cameras. So I've been gifted a lot

861
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: of those by multiple lovers and people who admire my body.

862
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: Not me.

863
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't admire me anymore. You just get

864
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: it's like the Madonna horror complex.

865
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 3: Now I'm like a mother to you.

866
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 2: I'm just left man.

867
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 3: But yeah, whatever, oh boo, I have a problem. I

868
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,479
Speaker 3: have a problem. It gets well after this, I'm gonna

869
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 3: go buy a T shirt. Yeah, and what are you

870
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: gonna do about it? Shopping is just like it gives me.

871
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: Actually, recently it has been giving me anything like it

872
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: literally is like so unsatisfying and.

873
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 4: It's really sad fun.

874
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 3: But that happens every year. So I'll be back.

875
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: I'll be back in springtime, and I'll be right back

876
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: to that shopping addiction.

877
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 2: I did say, what would be fun for you since

878
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 2: you don't like shopping? Is saving money?

879
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Oh it doesn't sound like.

880
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 2: A rainy day fund or something.

881
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 3: I mean it never right, ca.

882
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: Oh, while I was looking for cameras, I found your

883
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: journals and looked through all of them and read everything.

884
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,439
Speaker 3: What the hell?

885
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: I read everything?

886
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 3: Okay? And did you like what you saw?

887
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

888
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 3: Wow? Should I publish them?

889
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 2: No?

890
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay. Then it seems like.

891
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I forgot about this me getting food

892
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 2: poisoning before my fucking flying.

893
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 3: Oh there's not a really good health week.

894
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I got food poisoning. And then well that's.

895
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 3: Also what happens when you don't leave the fucking house.

896
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: And like this motherfucker doesn't leave the house for like

897
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: months at a time, and then when he leaves it

898
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: everything goes wrong because you're like stacking up your outside

899
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: living style karma, and then you have to get it

900
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: all in one week because the universe knows that you're

901
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: not gonna like come back.

902
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 3: Out after you go back home.

903
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer, Oh the way you mind. But you know what

904
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: I realized? No, oh wow.

905
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 3: Your touch makes me. Your touch appalls me.

906
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no listen listen. No no no, no, no, no,

907
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: no no no listen. Listen.

908
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 4: What is that from It's time creator?

909
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no listen listen listen. No

910
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 2: one listening saying, oh, you know what, I think I

911
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: got food poisoning. Okay, so the hell up, let me talk,

912
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: Let me talk, Let me talk to you.

913
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 3: Because I know it's got to be some nasty ship.

914
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: So what I originally thought, twenty.

915
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: Dollars bet that he got the food poisoning from exactly

916
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: where you would think you'd get food poisoning.

917
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a curveball. So I thought, I went to

918
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 2: see what is that movie, Killer of the Flowers, Moons

919
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: or whatever. It was pretty good, like really fucking long

920
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: and like whatever, but we can't stand a long movie

921
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: objectively a decent.

922
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 3: They gotta start showing movies and double speed.

923
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 2: Like actually, they need they need an option.

924
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: There should be a button or like everybody in their

925
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: seats can vote, or a separate theater for like brain

926
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: riding people.

927
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,919
Speaker 2: Because it was three and a half hours, okay, let

928
00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: me okay, So before before the movie, I was like

929
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 2: saving my stomach all day because I was like, I'm

930
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: gonna eat like eighteen hot dogs, like a bag of popcorn,

931
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 2: a big fucking soda, Like I'm gonna wild the funk

932
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 2: out because movie hot dogs. I swear to God, like

933
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 2: they put the AMC put their whole show. AMC put

934
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 2: her whole fucking pussy on those hot dogs. I swear

935
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 2: to God, because like they taste so good.

936
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 3: Well, I will say they are so young.

937
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: I had a few of them, and one of them,

938
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 2: one of them was like crusty, like you know when

939
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 2: you cook a hot dog too long and it's like

940
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 2: wrinkly and dry. I ate it anyways, it tastes fine,

941
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: but it just like the texture was nasty boots, And

942
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 2: I think I thought it was that because I came

943
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 2: home and like six hours later, like my stomach was

944
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: churning like worst nausea of my life. I won't go

945
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 2: into too much detail, but I was shitting and vomiting

946
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 2: at the exact same time, like that level of like.

947
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: Hey, I won't go into too much detail, but I

948
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: was spraying shit out my butt.

949
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 2: You know what. I got lucky though, because I bought

950
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 2: baby wipes before from Hmart, so I didn't have like

951
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: a bloody butthole a bloody butthole, but I, oh, I

952
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: like was vomiting all night long, shitting all night long,

953
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: and my flight was I had to wake up at

954
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: three fifteen in the morning and an hour before I

955
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: started throwing up. I booked my seat to be a

956
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: window seat, so the entire flight I had to tap

957
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 2: the person next to me and asked him to get

958
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: up so I could go shit. And it was terrible.

959
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: I thought about it a couple of times, so he

960
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: smelled bad and he was mean too. He was like,

961
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: you don't belong here. I was like, oh my God,

962
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 2: like what the hell? But you know what, I realized

963
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 2: where I think I got the food poisoning from. Remember

964
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: after the Berkeley Show, when I drank sink water and

965
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: I read a sign that said it's non potable water.

966
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 2: Which means it's like not treated water. So I was

967
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 2: just drinking like untreated water and probably drank a brain.

968
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: Eating a really like people might think that this is

969
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: a character he plays, but I am not kidding this person.

970
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: I don't know how when when you like had to

971
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: meet us here, I was like, I don't know if

972
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: he'll make it.

973
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if he'll make and I beat.

974
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: You Manhattan to China to beat you kidnapped and like.

975
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 4: Sold on T MoU like I don't know what's we got.

976
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 2: Drew on T move.

977
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: Yo. They have drew on, But like, I don't understand

978
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: how this person makes it. After the Berkeley show, there's water.

979
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: It's a school campus. There are water fountains, but Drew

980
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: was in such a panic state to get water. He

981
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: ran into the bathroom and drank a bunch of tap

982
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: water out of the sink. And then I read and

983
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: he like he was too embarrassed to empty the bottle

984
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: he filled with tap water into the fountain and get

985
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: regular water, so he just let his stomach sit on

986
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:48,959
Speaker 1: unfiltered water.

987
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 3: And I know you didn't drink any more water for.

988
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 4: The rest of the day.

989
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 2: I didn't, no, I didn't. It was really one of

990
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 2: the worst decisions I've ever made, and I still do it.

991
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 2: I didn't learn my lesson. I will drink, like if

992
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 2: I go to the bathroom at a restaurant, I'll just

993
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: drink an.

994
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 3: You free water like they give it to you.

995
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 2: You it's so cold, like it hurts my teeth.

996
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 4: It's too coold. That hurts my belly like it does.

997
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 2: I hate, and I'm too nervous to ask for no

998
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 2: ice because it's like weird. But I think in my

999
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 2: head like the free water they give me is just

1000
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 2: out of the sink anyways, Like it's.

1001
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 3: All the same, yeah, depending on where you go.

1002
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I think I got my food poisoning

1003
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 2: from the sink from Berkeley. Can Berkeley count your fucking days?

1004
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 4: I still win.

1005
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 1: Twenty dollars because you got it exactly where you would

1006
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: think you'd get.

1007
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 3: To give it Apple CASHMI, right now? Really go on

1008
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 3: your movie so should be quicker. I don't even know

1009
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 3: your phone numbers make it twenty five? Really? Oh my god,

1010
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 3: are you actually setting me money right now?

1011
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 2: Are you sure you want this?

1012
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean like I would love twenty.

1013
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 2: Dollars between me, all right, since.

1014
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: I made with somebody behind your back the second I

1015
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: met them. I met I made a bet about you

1016
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: behind your back?

1017
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: What wait? Who?

1018
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: When we were all shopping, I had said to Max,

1019
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, what are the chan

1020
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I would put twenty dollars down that

1021
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: he's going to go into that store find something he

1022
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: really likes, to look at the price.

1023
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 3: I and be like, that's just ridiculous. I leave sad.

1024
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: Matter no matter how bad he likes it.

1025
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like that's I could find that, and

1026
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: then he never looks for it.

1027
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: And I don't need it. I that's one thing about

1028
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 2: me is about me. I don't need it.

1029
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 3: I am in such need for a hit. You know

1030
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 3: what it is? You get all your dopamine hits from

1031
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 3: your iPhone?

1032
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 2: Fourteen hours on my phone.

1033
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 3: Let's see that screen time. I guess it's been probably

1034
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 3: low because you're here.

1035
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: No. I got a notification last night that said ten

1036
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: hours and forty one minutes, and I was like, in

1037
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 2: my head, I was like, damn, I'm like killing like,

1038
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no, oh my god, yeah, yesterday was how

1039
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 2: the fuck was it? Ten hours? I had to have

1040
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:12,479
Speaker 2: fell fallen asleep with that. That's crazy.

1041
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally in New York with your parents like going

1042
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: on like tourist attractions, walking around and you're still making

1043
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: that one.

1044
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 3: Thing about Jersey's gonna dedicate his time. He's gonna get

1045
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 3: that screen time.

1046
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that cannot be real. It has fifteen

1047
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: hours and thirty one minutes. There's no way, Brad.

1048
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 3: You know it's crazy.

1049
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: It's real because that means you got home from Berkeley.

1050
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 3: You just fuck damn you tunneled it.

1051
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 2: I was tapped in.

1052
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 3: Oh you spent six hours and forty minutes on TikTok that.

1053
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 2: Stop looking at my ship. Stop looking at my shit.

1054
00:45:55,200 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 1: Te your legs are twisted up right now. Bit Oh

1055
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: that's good.

1056
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,919
Speaker 3: Way I want to see mine. Um oh my god, Drew,

1057
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 3: you actually sent me money. That's funny. Thanks.

1058
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 2: I was gonna talk about but we're like pretty much

1059
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 2: over with this episode.

1060
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are pretty much oversus.

1061
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 2: Wow, I was gonna talk about this time. I'll just

1062
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 2: look forward to it next week because it's a fucking doozy.

1063
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 2: But come back. My mom took me and my sister

1064
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 2: for like kindergarten aged birthday to a George Strait concert

1065
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 2: and it was awful, Like it was so bad we

1066
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 2: got like robbed, a tornado hit us, Like my mom

1067
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 2: got pulled over four times on the way home, Like

1068
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 2: she lost her phone and we got lost for like

1069
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 2: eight hours. It's hell on earth. Oh wait, go back,

1070
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 2: hold on, now you're tripping because what is that?

1071
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

1072
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: Not much better than me?

1073
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 5: Nine hours and then the next day, the next day okay,

1074
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 5: oh wow nine hours hours?

1075
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 3: Wow?

1076
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: Okay, but like, how about this my average on a

1077
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: week three minutes, My average.

1078
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 3: Is like seven hours, six hours. Yeah? Why is this

1079
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 3: one only an hour? On October eight to fifteenth?

1080
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where were you? Why don't you have your phone

1081
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 2: for five days?

1082
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 3: I don't know. This actually makes no sense?

1083
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: Google Reddit, Google, Wait, this actually makes no sense.

1084
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 3: What happened to my iPhone?

1085
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:29,479
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1086
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: I just like sometimes I just happen to real life.

1087
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 4: It literally says like two minutes I'm going to go up.

1088
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 3: Yeah hello, Yeah it's dude. It's because I was dedicating

1089
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 3: all my time and hitting my jewel.

1090
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, you're sucking that jewel down. Okay, one last

1091
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 2: thing before this one.

1092
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 3: Is it new? Sorry?

1093
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: We had a hater off screen in our live audience

1094
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: saying it's because this is a new iPhone.

1095
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 3: But this is in a new iPhone.

1096
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 5: This is the iPhone I've had phone and then left

1097
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 5: for two weeks, and it's just there.

1098
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 2: It's like the most deranged thing I've ever seen.

1099
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's because I have to post on Instagram

1100
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 1: dot com and I was gonna be out of town.

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00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: And guess what, I don't even post on Instagram dot

1102
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: com because I'm so tapped into my real life and

1103
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't use my phone.

1104
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 4: How about that?

1105
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 3: Maybe I thought about that?

1106
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, did y'all think about that?

1107
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: Well, that that phone is for sending nudes to you

1108
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: and we've been together like all the time, so I

1109
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: don't have to use it.

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00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. Okay, this is the last

1111
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: thing I'll say and then we'll get into media.

1112
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 3: Stop deleting your notes, bitch.

1113
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 2: Oh god, that scared the funk out. I mean, why

1114
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 2: did that happen?

1115
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 3: Juree doesn't know how to use his phone for someone

1116
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: who uses.

1117
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 4: That, he does not know how to the new iOS.

1118
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: He's trying to screenplay something and it's like you forgot

1119
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: you have to swipe up on your phone because he

1120
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: literally also the way.

1121
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 3: He holds it makes it crazy. He was literally like this.

1122
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 3: He was like, how do you do this? Because I'm

1123
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 3: screenplaying and it's not working, and he's.

1124
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, like that's how I do it.

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00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, somethings aren't with you.

1126
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the last thing I'll say. But your

1127
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 2: I cream is low key just hamorrhoid cream.

1128
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 3: My I cream says, I don't use I cream, so

1129
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 3: jokes on it.

1130
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 2: All I cream is just repackaged hemorrhoid cream. Like the

1131
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 2: ship you put on your eyes, because that's supposed to

1132
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 2: like do something to your blood vessels, and we put

1133
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: I cream under it does something.

1134
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 3: Oh it's to like shrink your blood. Like the blood

1135
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 3: floats the vessels.

1136
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 2: So you get rid of the bag. So it's just hemorrhoid.

1137
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: So what's crazy is I have this thing where like

1138
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: God chose me to have like the perfect underreyes and

1139
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: I don't put makeup on there and I don't put

1140
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 1: cream on there because I just look so gorgeous.

1141
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 3: Naturally.

1142
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 2: I love under eyebags. I think they're so cute. I

1143
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: like tried to like not sleep for a long time

1144
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 2: to get it.

1145
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 3: Wants. What they don't have is love.

1146
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 2: What you have straight people.

1147
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: Have that.

1148
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's because you have that and you want

1149
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 3: the other.

1150
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: Side exactly exactly.

1151
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 3: Okay, media, this looks like crazy.

1152
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 2: Oh look at my Halloween costume for next year.

1153
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 3: You planning for next year?

1154
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: Oh wow, isn't that crazy?

1155
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 4: That's pretty good, like me.

1156
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on like if anybody gives a

1157
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: fuck about us next year.

1158
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,479
Speaker 4: But if they do, if.

1159
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 2: You still still care, if you'll still care, okay, I'll

1160
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: just do Drew sap corner. These I'm not gonna lie.

1161
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,919
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that would be so good. We're gonna

1162
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 3: bleep this.

1163
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 2: That would be fucking live. That would be so fire.

1164
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 2: It's my podcast chair. I'm gonna be my podcast share

1165
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 2: for Halloween next year. But okay, these ones are like

1166
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 2: are so diabolically mid like I like don't like them

1167
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: at all, but.

1168
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 3: Whatever, I have to.

1169
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah it happened.

1170
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 3: Should I go? It's yours?

1171
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 2: Anxiety is so fucking embarrassing, like, oh no, what if

1172
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: something happens, like come on, Jesus Christ, I was supposed

1173
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: to like deliver it like oh no, like but no,

1174
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: I'm over it, okay, people, I'm over at people. A

1175
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 2: haunted house. But it's just filled with guys saying that

1176
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 2: they swear they can change for you.

1177
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 3: Lot. Wow. Wow.

1178
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 2: Despite the horrors of life, there will always be a

1179
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: phone to look at in bed that one's just raw

1180
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 2: and real, that one's really good. Is there a way

1181
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 2: to be gay without being a part of the LGBT

1182
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 2: and that's all of them? Like these suck?

1183
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 3: Didn't well, yeah, mine kind of suck. Girl.

1184
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: Just ship on him. If you're mad at him, just

1185
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: shit on him. You will have plenty of chances to

1186
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: ship on him.

1187
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 3: Just do it.

1188
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 1: And then I don't trust people who stink at the

1189
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: pool or beach is crazy, like how do you stink

1190
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: in a pool of chlorox?

1191
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 3: In a pool of chlorine?

1192
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: Like, damn, bitch, you were really pushing through persevere it's honestly,

1193
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: so maybe it's something that's good about early that well.

1194
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: Media of the week is I'm not giving it to you,

1195
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: so suh.

1196
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 2: Interface occupied by sugars s C H N E E

1197
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 2: R E G E N.

1198
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 3: Okay me when I'm saying my password.

1199
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how to I don't know how to

1200
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 2: say that word.

1201
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: Let me see, Oh yeah, I guess maxwell no, no, no,

1202
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 1: make s word.

1203
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 3: Oh I can't say that.

1204
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, always calm, and this one's embarrassing. I love Destroyer lonely,

1205
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: like if looks could kill, I could beat a fashion

1206
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 2: Dan walking.

1207
00:52:51,000 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: I've never heard you heard this song? Bro Oh, I

1208
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 3: can't handle that. Yeah, you're just like you're.

1209
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 2: Open open opium.

1210
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 3: Well mine is Venus as a Boy.

1211
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: But the dream mix smoking Gun, Magnolia, Shody a Shoddy

1212
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: Bay coming to a city near you, And I've still

1213
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: just been listening to a lot of hollow oats like

1214
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: it's I finally finished the Sopranos. I finally finished it.

1215
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: I finally finished it. I finished it yesterday.

1216
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 4: It's crazy, so insane.

1217
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 1: I'll insert a clip of me, maybe my reaction to it,

1218
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: And if you finished it, you will know. And if

1219
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: you haven't, you still won't know. But you won't maybe

1220
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: one day, I understand.

1221
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 2: But I like literally didn't.

1222
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 3: Want to finish it. Yeah, I did cry.

1223
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 1: I didn't want to finish it because I have become

1224
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: so connected to all those characters, like I literally love everybody.

1225
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 3: In that so much. And but now I get to

1226
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,280
Speaker 3: start Nurse Jackie.

1227
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really.

1228
00:53:59,000 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 4: Excited about it.

1229
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I didn't want to start Nurse Jackie because

1230
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be watching two shows with like

1231
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: an actress playing two different roles, because I didn't want to, like,

1232
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know, be like, oh my god, what

1233
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: the fuck is Carmela doing right now?

1234
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 3: But very exciting and yeah, I love the sopranis and

1235
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:18,919
Speaker 3: I'm really sad it's over.

1236
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: So yeah, I watched Killers of the Flower Moon or

1237
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: whatever the fucking title of that movie is.

1238
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 3: Called, Like you watch talk to her, yeah, talk to.

1239
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: Take my hand?

1240
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 3: All right?

1241
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys so much for watching. Shout out

1242
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: to for letting us use the space as oh my god,

1243
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: wait club coming soon or no, yes or no probably no, wow.

1244
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if we're like important enough, but we'll

1245
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 3: see it, all right.

1246
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,720
Speaker 2: He's in love and unity and respect.

1247
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 3: Shot