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Speaker 1: Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards? I don't

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Speaker 1: have anywhere. I never did either, never.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them?

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Speaker 1: Do you normally say like, Merry Christmas or happy Holidays

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Speaker 1: from our family to yours?

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Speaker 2: You know, it's an update on everyone in the face.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures

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Speaker 3: of the year, and that's all you said.

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Speaker 1: Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed

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Speaker 1: to You're not supposed to say those things anymore, because

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Speaker 1: now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: writing in your Christmas cards is.

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Speaker 2: Ho ho ho.

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Speaker 1: No, we're late.

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Speaker 3: Now we gotta do w C II.

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Speaker 1: Which clip is it to viral down bites from the internet?

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Speaker 1: Normly enough time to play one of them. Let's get

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Speaker 1: right into your choices with option one. That's a forty

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Speaker 1: second clip. I have been pitching to you since early April,

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Speaker 1: and it has been denied so many times.

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Speaker 2: It is now so offering from.

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Speaker 1: Low self esteem and mild depression. I used to be

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Speaker 1: able to guilt you guys into picking clips, and I'm

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Speaker 1: hoping that still works today. Somewhere deep down in your

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Speaker 1: dark hearts, you will vote for this parody song by

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Speaker 1: a female real estate agent desperate to sell a sweet

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Speaker 1: little house?

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Speaker 3: Are on interest is really reflective of the real estate

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Speaker 3: market right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Or new on option too?

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Speaker 1: A fifteen second clip of a selfish toddler who nine

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Speaker 1: percent of the time only thinks about herself except this once,

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Speaker 1: when she tries to calm down her crying baby sister

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Speaker 1: by singing to her.

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Speaker 2: But her song choice is.

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Speaker 1: A little unorthodoxed. It sounds like I personally would still go.

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Speaker 2: With number one. But what's it gonna be?

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Speaker 1: Reel to song affies or offensive lullabies?

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Speaker 2: Offensive lullabies done?

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Speaker 1: Offensive lullabies? Oh my god, a real estate agent. Let's

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Speaker 1: hear the sound of a selfish toddler trying to calm

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Speaker 1: down her crying baby sister with a strange song choice.

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Speaker 2: It's a real so we will.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so happy from her?

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Speaker 2: That was which climb?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Let's get into the shock collar question of the day

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Speaker 1: with the man who rocks us every single morning, okay

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Speaker 1: with Trivia Digital Shake.

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Speaker 2: Have any of you in this room ever wondered what

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Speaker 2: Christmas was like for our own Alexis fuller when she

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Speaker 2: was a child. Every day I think about that, You mean,

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Speaker 2: like ten years ago. Well, it turns out it was

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Speaker 2: more magical than you might think. Every year her family

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Speaker 2: had a disney the Christmas Tree with a small Barbie

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Speaker 2: themed tree in Alexis's room. You got your own tree

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Speaker 2: that They left milk and cookies out for Santa, and

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Speaker 2: they threw baby carrots out in the yard for Rudolph

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Speaker 2: and the reindeer, but.

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Speaker 1: They could come in the grass for their food.

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Speaker 2: But her strongest memory from the holiday season was asking

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Speaker 2: her parents for an electric scooter and never getting one.

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Speaker 2: Year after year after year. They soul crushing disappointment. They

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Speaker 2: knew from a young age what you're driving habits would

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Speaker 2: be like yeah, protect again. She was angry, and she cried,

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Speaker 2: and she dreamed of writing on her two wheeled Pegasus

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Speaker 2: to the local discount canning salon, but it never happened. So,

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Speaker 2: even though this may be difficult to swallow, today, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna bring Alexis back to her childhood and give her

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Speaker 2: trivia questions all about Christmas in a special holiday edition

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Speaker 2: of three and a half Seconds with Alexis Carrots for Europe. First,

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Speaker 2: your category is famous Christmas stories from the eighteen hundreds

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Speaker 2: bet on her or against her? Oh dang.

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Speaker 3: I mean the muppets have done enough in the movie

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Speaker 3: section to cover some of these eighteen hundreds Christmas carols,

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Speaker 3: you know, like the Charles Dick and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Relying on her reading them, but I think that.

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Speaker 2: They've been turned into enough films that she's gonna know. Okay,

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Speaker 2: she's betting on Alexis. Alexis finished this famous line from

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Speaker 2: the poem Twas the Night before Christmas. It the stockings

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Speaker 2: were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that

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Speaker 2: Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled

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Speaker 2: all snug in their beds while visions of blank danced

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Speaker 2: in their heads. I know, visions of Uh, it's like

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Speaker 2: sugar plums dance in.

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Speaker 1: Their ass is like sugar plums.

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Speaker 2: Sugar, I'll take sugar plums, which is I'm glad you

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Speaker 2: didn't say sugar, daddy, something different. Sugar plums. You nailed that.

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Speaker 2: And brook is safe because she bet on Alexis. They

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Speaker 2: are now to Jeffrey. Okay, jeff your category is the

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Speaker 2: same famous eighteen hundreds Christmas poem really good. I just did.

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Speaker 2: I know you gotta go with her.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Alexis doesn't remember this, but I think her mom,

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Speaker 1: Barb did read her this story when she was growing up.

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Speaker 2: She had the book in.

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Speaker 1: One hand, a fifth of vodka in the Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: had to finish the whole thing by the end of

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Speaker 1: the poem. So I'm gonna say she gets this next one, right,

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Speaker 1: Jeff betting on Alexis, finish this line. When out on

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Speaker 1: the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprang from

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Speaker 1: the bed to see what was the matter. Away to

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Speaker 1: the window, I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters.

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Speaker 3: And oh no, I tore open the shutters and there

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Speaker 3: was reindeer.

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Speaker 2: Stash that I am going to give you a point

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Speaker 2: for rhyming, and I'm going to take it away for

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Speaker 2: you being in correct. We're looking for. Tore open the

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Speaker 2: shutters and threw up the sash. You never know when

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Speaker 2: you need to study eighteen hundred windows. So Jeff, you bet

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Speaker 2: on her. You're getting shot. Jose will you join Jeff,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll see your category is still the

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Speaker 2: same famous Christmas poem. Who would have guessed? He said,

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Speaker 2: it's so hard to judge. She's got one. I tell you,

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Speaker 2: I actually know this poem by heart. It gets more complicated,

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Speaker 2: it gets harder.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna get into some serious eighteen lingo.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I do not think he's gonna get

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: To say that. Betting against Alexis finished the line more

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Speaker 2: rapid than eagles. His coursers.

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Speaker 3: They came poem, and he whistled and shouted and called

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Speaker 3: them by name now Dasher, now dancer, now Prancer and

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Speaker 3: Vixen on comment on Cupid, on.

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Speaker 2: On Connor on Cupid, you sound like you were hitting

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Speaker 2: the head. We got Connor, trap boy reindeer. I got it,

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Speaker 2: you said Connor and Vixen Vixen. I already said Connor

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Speaker 2: not a reindeer. I was looking for Donner and Blitzen.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't even accept the original German dunder and Blixen Connor,

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Speaker 2: Vincent's not gonna count Jose. You bet against her. He's

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Speaker 2: a great guest and you're gonna be saved. Jeff's getting shot.

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Speaker 2: And that was three and a half seconds with Alexis

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Speaker 2: and Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Can we have a new holiday song about Connor? The

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Speaker 1: radio so I'm gonna get shot, and somebody wanted to

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Speaker 1: hear Blue Christmas by Elvish.

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Speaker 3: Hell Blue.

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Speaker 1: We're out.

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Speaker 2: Like my voice is gonna.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to ask I had shot question about the day.

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Speaker 1: We're moving on and getting into your phone tap in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes