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Speaker 4: Our spirit is not defeated. We are not defeated. Let's

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, Yo, I think Mike Tyson is bullshitting. Mike

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Speaker 1: argue that. If somebody can't remember some shit you You

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Speaker 1: could say, uh, did you have the knife in your hand?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember. What did you push the woman? I

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Speaker 1: don't remember? Did you ring the alarm in the Capitol building?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember. You could say I don't remember. I

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Speaker 1: don't remember. I don't remember. I've seen these murder and

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Speaker 1: show documentaries that fuck Fred Durst, no oh, what's his name? Durst?

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Speaker 1: From the Jinks. He would say that all the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember, I don't remember I don't remember. Greatest

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Speaker 1: excuse ever. Mike Tyson is saying he can't remember his

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Speaker 1: fight versus Jake Paul. What the fuck is going on here?

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Speaker 1: The fuck is happening here? I mean, are we really really? Uh?

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Speaker 1: What are we gonna say? Okay, it's Mike Tyson, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna argue with him. I'm not gonna say you're full

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Speaker 1: of ship, Mike. Maybe I would say it if I

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Speaker 1: was with him, because Mike's got a good sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: You don't remember that ship, Mike. You don't remember. Do

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Speaker 1: you remember where you where you and when you got

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Speaker 1: your check for the Jake Paul fight? You remember that, right?

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Speaker 1: You remember where that money went, where that money is

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Speaker 1: and you earned it. You're Mike Tyson, But I bet

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Speaker 1: you remember that, but you don't remember anything from that night. Huh?

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Speaker 1: Come on man. Couple of people asked me if I

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Speaker 1: saw this new Timothy Shamalama ding Dong movie where he's

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Speaker 1: playing Bob Dylan, and I gotta be honest. I was

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00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: talking to my wife, we were talking about going to

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Speaker 1: the movies. I was like, I'm not going to say

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Speaker 1: I don't care about Bob Dylan in real life I

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00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: don't care about Bob Dylan whether Timothy Shamalama ding Dong

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Speaker 1: plays him. Timothy Schamalama ding Dong is a really good

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Speaker 1: actor and a great star, and he's very comfortable with himself,

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Speaker 1: and he's accessible, and he's got a great career. And

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Speaker 1: I fuck with Timothy Shamalama ding Dong. But I could

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Speaker 1: give two shits about a movie about Bob Dylan. I've

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Speaker 1: tried to appreciate Bob Dylan. I have tried to get

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Speaker 1: into Bob Dylan. I've tried to understand, you know, what's

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Speaker 1: special about Bob Dylan. It's never ever ever resonated with me.

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Speaker 1: I could give a fuck about going to see that movie.

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Speaker 1: And he's a great director that James Mangoled. He directed

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Speaker 1: that Ford Versus Ferrari. He directed comp Land. He directed

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Speaker 1: that other biopic where Joaquin Phoenix brilliantly, I mean fucking

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Speaker 1: brilliantly played what's his name this Johnny Cash and killed it.

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Speaker 1: He was unbelievable in that movie. And I heard Timothy

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Speaker 1: Shamalama ding Dong is great in this could care less.

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Speaker 1: I am not going to see Timothy Shamalama ding Dong

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Speaker 1: or anybody in a Bob Dylan movie. I don't There's

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Speaker 1: Bob dyllon documentaries. I could care less about any of that,

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Speaker 1: So I am not going to see that. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what movies I am going to go see the

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Speaker 1: rest of twenty twenty four, or if I will be

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Speaker 1: going to see any more movies in twenty twenty four,

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Speaker 1: but I will be watching Nicki Glazer host the Golden Globes.

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Speaker 1: When I was performing in LA, we got to watch

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer practice workout workshop some of her material at

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Speaker 1: the improv for the twenty twenty four Golden Globes. I

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00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: mentioned this the other day, and she is fucking funny,

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00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: that Nicky Glazer. She's a fucking pisser, man. She is

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Speaker 1: just funny. So I'm excited for her to host the

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Speaker 1: Golden Globe Awards. And obviously, you know, I hope she

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00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: tunes them up real nice and real proper, as she

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Speaker 1: always does. And what else? There was an independent study

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Speaker 1: from the Henry Jackson Society. The Henry Jackson Society. Everybody's

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Speaker 1: obviously familiar with the Henry Jackson Society. I mentioned the

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Speaker 1: Henry Jackson Society all the time, but the Henry Jackson

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Speaker 1: Society did an independent study on the amount of deaths

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Speaker 1: in Gaza, and the amount of deaths in Gaza obviously

487
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Speaker 1: have been inflated. There have been men listed as women

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Speaker 1: to inflate female fatalities, and the Gaza Ministry of Health,

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Speaker 1: the Gaza Ministry of Health, who's hamas of course, if

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Speaker 1: the Gazza Ministry of Health is giving out in of

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Speaker 1: course they're going to inflate the amount of people that

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Speaker 1: have died, demonizing Israel, making Israel look like they're doing

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Speaker 1: and committing a genocide. But there have been men with

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Speaker 1: male names like Mohammed listed as female. You think we're

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Speaker 1: fucking dumb, You think we're not going to catch up

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Speaker 1: to you dumb dumbs gods a ministry of health, You raping, kidnapping, murderist, terrorist,

497
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Speaker 1: creepcock suckers. You got men named Mohammed listed as females.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck do you think this is? They got

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Speaker 1: significant questions about adult fatalities that are reclassified as children.

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Speaker 1: For instance, an individual that was aged twenty two was

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Speaker 1: listed as four years old. What the fuck? A thirty

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00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: one year old was listed as an infant? What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: They don't attribute any natural causes to any of the

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Speaker 1: deaths in the last year. The reality is that every

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Speaker 1: single thing that comes out of Gaza, every single thing

506
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: that comes out of Gonza, is a fucking lie because

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00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: it's a terrorist ran piss pot, a terrorist ran pisspot.

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00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: So everything they say is a fucking lie. Everything they

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00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: present is a fucking lie, everything they do say is

510
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: a fucking lie. Their entire life in existence is a

511
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Speaker 1: fucking lie. It's all based on lies, bullshit and hoping

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Speaker 1: and praying, literally hoping and praying that they could somehow

513
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Speaker 1: overthrow Israel. It's never happening. Scumbags, You fucking lying terrorists,

514
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Speaker 1: creep cock sucker scumbags. Finally, I gotta give it up

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Speaker 1: to my man, Mitch the Glitch McConnell, Mitch the Glitch McConnell.

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Speaker 1: Last week, Mitch the Glitch McConnell showed up with his

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Speaker 1: head rap. He had an ace bandage around his head,

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Speaker 1: he had bruises, he had his wrist taped. He fell

519
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: and he got up. He wasn't one of these these

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00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: I fall in and I can't get up. When Mitch

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00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: the Glitch McConnell falls down, he gets the fuck back

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00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: up and people are saying there needs to be term limits. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I agree there should be terminins on how long people

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Speaker 1: can serve in government one hundred percent. You shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: a lifelong government official like Mitch the Glitch McConnell or

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Speaker 1: that scumbag Chuck Schumer. But let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: You want to talk about ride or die. You want

528
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Speaker 1: to talk about gangster, You want to talk about keeping

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Speaker 1: it real. You want to about doing it for the

530
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Speaker 1: love of the game. Mitch the Glitch McConnell, he's a

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Speaker 1: rock'm sock em robot. Say what you want about the Glitch.

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Speaker 1: Look at this fucking guy, man, Yo, peep him. Mitch

533
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: the Glitch McConnell came out there with bruises like Yo,

534
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: there's UFC fighters that don't show up the press conference

535
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 1: after getting knocked out, falling down. Not Mitch the Glitch.

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00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: He came out there with his shit wrapped up. He

537
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: came out there with his shit wrapped up, looking like

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00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: Gomer Pyle and he glitched out again. Can't stop. You

539
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: should love that kind of work ethic from Mitch the Glitch.

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00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: People talk about doing it for their hood on God,

541
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: This on God, that Mitch, the glitch is really about

542
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: that life. He loves this shit, he loves the game,

543
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: and you can't fucking stop the glitch. He's that that

544
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: committed to it. So keep rocking, keep on rocking in

545
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: the free world, Mitch the Glitch, keep on going. Cannot

546
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: fucking stop this guy.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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00:35:53,960 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, banged up, bruised up, but showing up anyway. I'm done.

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00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: I am done telling a friend to telling friend about

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Speaker 1: the I am rap Ports Stereo podcast. Tickets for my

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Speaker 1: show in Philadelphia, Tickets for my show in New York

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Speaker 1: are up, and Myles Jordan ak The Bleach Brothers aka

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Speaker 1: the Dust Brothers. Take me at it with something real nice,

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Speaker 1: take me at it with something real loud, and most importantly,

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00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: take me at it with something really really funky, said

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Speaker 1: I am rap Ports Stereo po because I'm out