Speaker 1: Jules Second date Update. My name Aaron is on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today, and he met
Speaker 1: a girl in a way that I didn't think would
Speaker 1: actually be a good way to meet women. But now
Speaker 1: that I think about it, trying on their clothes is
Speaker 1: probably a good way to meet a woman. That's exactly
Speaker 1: how Aaron met the girl he wants to call today.
Speaker 1: At least that's what his email say. That's what's up, Aaron?
Speaker 1: How are you hey? How's it going? Guys? Pretty good?
Speaker 1: I would maturing you like creeping into her closet and
Speaker 1: putting her clothes on. No, it was an honest mistake.
Speaker 1: What you know, how it is? You know, sometimes you're
Speaker 1: just walking along You're like, oops, I put your pants on.
Speaker 1: That's weird. It was a jacket, man, I don't have
Speaker 1: it on right now, like at a restaurant or a
Speaker 1: bar or something. Nah. I was at a flea market
Speaker 1: shopping around and I'm trying all this stuff and I'm
Speaker 1: looking at myself in the mirror, and to me, I'm like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: this is a pretty cool jacket. Yeah, and then this
Speaker 1: girl walks by and she starts laughing at me. I
Speaker 1: turned around, so I'm just like, what's what's going on?
Speaker 1: And she's like, that's a girl's jacket. And I was like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: if it looked it's very slimming. Why are the buttons
Speaker 1: on the wrong side? Though it did look good, and
Speaker 1: then I looked at the tag and it said women's medium,
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, that should make you feel
Speaker 1: good about yourself, and I said slim. So she was
Speaker 1: laughing at me and stuff, and then, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: we sparked up a conversation and we talked probably for
Speaker 1: like ten or fifteen minutes nice, and she talked about
Speaker 1: how one time she tried on like guy's pants, so
Speaker 1: you know, I thought that was funny. Yeah you guys,
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, you guys. Well, and not only that, if
Speaker 1: you end up dating, you have like a shared wardrobe,
Speaker 1: which actually would be awesome. Yeah. I could tell she
Speaker 1: was into me because she like kind of slapped me
Speaker 1: on my arm a little bit, So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe this girl is really into me. And
Speaker 1: then I finally worked up my courage to ask her
Speaker 1: out on a date and she said, yes, awesome, did
Speaker 1: you wear that jacket on the date? I hope, So no, no, No,
Speaker 1: you didn't. I didn't buy it. I put it back.
Speaker 1: What's her name, by the way, Gina, Gina? All right,
Speaker 1: So what did you and Gina do? Well? I took
Speaker 1: her to a cat sanctuary. I thought that'd be pretty
Speaker 1: cool place for a first date, you know, see some
Speaker 1: cool exotic animals and jaguars. Oh, I you not. You
Speaker 1: took her to like the Humane Society to look at houscats.
Speaker 1: I get it. No, No, didn't say you're a big
Speaker 1: cat sanctuary. Yeah, like exotic animals, like interesting animals, not
Speaker 1: a little little cats. Yeah, somewhere like lions and jaguars
Speaker 1: and tabbies. Okay, And she loved it. Like We're walking
Speaker 1: around there for like two three hours, and it was
Speaker 1: really fun. She's so interested, and she kept, you know,
Speaker 1: like playfully slapping me again like look at the jaguar
Speaker 1: over there, and she like grabbed my hand and we
Speaker 1: just we ran over the air. So I'm just like,
Speaker 1: this is going really good. Yeah. Yeah. At the end
Speaker 1: of the date, I had a little surprise for her
Speaker 1: because my friend works there, and I brought her behind
Speaker 1: the scenes to see how everything like happens, like how
Speaker 1: they feed the tigers, how they fill up the water
Speaker 1: bowls and so cool. Dude, you delivered on this date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was really really really really funny. And the
Speaker 1: coolest part to me was like when we saw two
Speaker 1: lions and the male lion was like cat calling the
Speaker 1: female lion, you know, to like, hey, come on over,
Speaker 1: it's like time to get down. And I was just like, Yo,
Speaker 1: that's so awesome and so cool. Okay, you didn't get
Speaker 1: pervy about it, did you? I mean, I pointed it out.
Speaker 1: I was just like, yo, look those lions are about
Speaker 1: to make love. And she laughed love did you say
Speaker 1: make love? Well, you know, I didn't want to seem
Speaker 1: like a perpet. I don't want to be like, yo,
Speaker 1: those lions about to have sex. You know. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: probably a funny way to put it. That is so funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's so funny. Would really funny,
Speaker 1: I would have used the word hump, but that's just
Speaker 1: me personally. Well, you know, I was lying King part three,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, Okay, So I mean did she seemed
Speaker 1: to like all that? Yeah, she seemed to like it all.
Speaker 1: She was laughing and just continued to like, you know,
Speaker 1: hit me like flirting, but like at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, going for like my kids, and she just
Speaker 1: gives me like a hug. I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was kind of confused. Yeah, I'm confused for you,
Speaker 1: because like she was giving you all the signs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just like, what's going on? Like she gave
Speaker 1: me all the signs, she was flirting with me, hitting me,
Speaker 1: and then like I told her i'd called her the
Speaker 1: next day. So I called her and I didn't get anything.
Speaker 1: So I texted the next day and then she claimed
Speaker 1: she was out of town, and I was just like okay,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe she could be out of town. And
Speaker 1: then like a couple of days goes by again I
Speaker 1: texted her nothing and then she's just like, oh, I
Speaker 1: lost my phone. I had to get like a new number.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, wow, man, what is going on it
Speaker 1: I feel like she's just like kind of blowing me off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds like excuses for sure. Like I'm really confused, Like
Speaker 1: I thought the day was a wonderful day, like I
Speaker 1: had such a great time, and she seemed like she
Speaker 1: did too. Really confused. Maybe she's in the lions now.
Speaker 1: Maybe she saw what they did and was like it's weird.
Speaker 1: I'm in a weird spot. I don't want to date
Speaker 1: a human man anymore. Open will play a song and
Speaker 1: then come back and call her right after this thing
Speaker 1: at your second date up date. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: hang on hello, Hi? Might I speak to Gina? Please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Hey Gina? How are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and I'm hilarious. Right, Well, what's this all about? Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a second. First of all, have you
Speaker 1: ever listened to the show before? U? No? Okay, No,
Speaker 1: it's fine. There's a lot of people that don't. There's
Speaker 1: something that do. I don't care either way. Okay, but
Speaker 1: not really. I'm not a loser. I promise. I didn't
Speaker 1: think you were. Actually I probably respect you more. But
Speaker 1: I'm calling because you went out on a date recently
Speaker 1: with someone who does listen to this show, and they
Speaker 1: wanted us to call you. Who His name is Aaron?
Speaker 1: The jacket guy. Yeah, I forget. That's how you guys
Speaker 1: met at the flea market. The jack Yeah we did.
Speaker 1: The jacket guy was, yeah, he tried on this girl's
Speaker 1: jacket and I left at him. Yeah, he told us
Speaker 1: all about that. Yeah, he did. It sounds like a lot,
Speaker 1: he emailed us, because we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the second Date Update. That's where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then end
Speaker 1: up not calling them back after, they can email us
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
Speaker 1: So Aaron told us about how he met you. He
Speaker 1: told us about your first date, and then he also
Speaker 1: told us that you're not responding to his phone calls
Speaker 1: or text messages. Now. He told you about our date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it sounded awesome from his description, like super organic
Speaker 1: and easy to be around each other. And then he
Speaker 1: like hooked it up so you could go behind the
Speaker 1: scenes of the Big Cat Sanctuary. Oh, he was an
Speaker 1: awesome date. It was I will not lie because I
Speaker 1: love big caps. And they had jag wires and links
Speaker 1: and tigers and these lions. Right. He told us all that.
Speaker 1: He said, you guys had a good time, and said
Speaker 1: he thought that you were really really into it. So
Speaker 1: if you were and you liked the date and you
Speaker 1: liked him, why not call him back? She was really
Speaker 1: nice and I you know, I'm flirty and fun and
Speaker 1: you know, so you just I'm sorry to interrupt you,
Speaker 1: but were you just not into him? Maybe not attracted
Speaker 1: to him, because when people describe other people as nice,
Speaker 1: it's usually not in a sexy way. Yeah. No, he
Speaker 1: was nice and he was cute, and he did all that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that he did wrong. I mean, honestly, I
Speaker 1: mean he was as polite as they could be. He
Speaker 1: even said something about the lions making love. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it was like what I thought was really polite.
Speaker 1: I was like, making love. Don't they like mate? So
Speaker 1: if it was, if it was all good, though, why
Speaker 1: don't you want to go out with him again? I
Speaker 1: should call him or text him, and I haven't and
Speaker 1: I feel really bad about it. Okay, you in a relationship?
Speaker 1: Well that's a difficult question. The night after we went
Speaker 1: to the sanctuary, I looked up his friend that brought
Speaker 1: us to this sanctuary, right, I looked the guy up
Speaker 1: on Facebook just to think him, you know, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. We had a great time. It was great
Speaker 1: to meet you. I loved the cats, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1: So the guy friended me back and he said, it
Speaker 1: was great to meet you. Hey, I have an idea
Speaker 1: why don't you come back to the sanctuary and I
Speaker 1: will give you a more in depth tour of the
Speaker 1: sanctuary and I'll even, you know, I'll possibly let you
Speaker 1: pet one of the cats. And I thought that was
Speaker 1: really awesome, but I also thought it was weird because
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I is Aaron gonna go with
Speaker 1: me or not? And just like this new thing. But
Speaker 1: the thing that kind of like let me want to
Speaker 1: go was the fact that the guy was really hot.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, was wild and he was like unbelievably manly,
Speaker 1: and I had these awesome chest and I was just like,
Speaker 1: holy slap, it looks like one of the lions. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. And the fact that the
Speaker 1: lions are like mating in the court. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so you got a thing for his buddy? Then? Is
Speaker 1: that it? Yes? And I'm guessing you went back to
Speaker 1: the cat sanctuary for your intimate tour. I did, and
Speaker 1: we totally hooked up in the animal sanctuary. Oh, I know,
Speaker 1: it's so bad. I was just so naughty. You're pushed
Speaker 1: up against the lions fans. Wow. It was one of
Speaker 1: those experiences that were like talked too of all times,
Speaker 1: it sounds like your date with that dude went off
Speaker 1: a lot better than your date were there into the
Speaker 1: cat sanctuary. They were just different, do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? It's like Aaron's a kind of kid that like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, you're really nice and I could take you
Speaker 1: home to my mom and she So you don't want
Speaker 1: a nice guy. You want to throw me up against
Speaker 1: the lion cage type of guy because that's exciting. Well,
Speaker 1: something else that may or may not be exciting for
Speaker 1: you to know, Gina, is that Aaron is actually on
Speaker 1: the phone and wants to talk to you. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me right now, Gina? Oh my god, Aaron, is
Speaker 1: that you take that date and that's what you do?
Speaker 1: Like what is wrong with you? Look, you have to
Speaker 1: understand is that you know, you're the nicest guy and
Speaker 1: you're super cute and you were so fun and everything else,
Speaker 1: and I have to thank you. I mean it's like
Speaker 1: you should actually feel pretty good. How did it even happen?
Speaker 1: I don't know how long you've been listening, But you
Speaker 1: know what, he contacted me on Facebook after I just
Speaker 1: get to thank you, he friended me back and he said,
Speaker 1: please come again. That doesn't make it right. For you
Speaker 1: to just go and hook up with a zoo keeper. Well, Aaron,
Speaker 1: I can tell you this, He's much more than a zookeeper.
Speaker 1: Basically this for me, he's like the king of the Lions.
Speaker 1: I mean, he is viably awesome and a great lover,
Speaker 1: and he's funny. And it's just like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I should have texted you back and I should have
Speaker 1: told you I said my dad on that. Yeah. Right,
Speaker 1: So what are you like dating him right now or something?
Speaker 1: Just gonna date the lion dookeeper? Well, to be fair,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. You know, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, we had this great night and me, you know,
Speaker 1: text occasionally. But you know, Gina, I know him, he's
Speaker 1: my friend. All he wanted to do was hook up
Speaker 1: with you. That is not true. That is not true.
Speaker 1: It's not because I know I've known him for years. Gina.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many girls he's hooked up with
Speaker 1: against the lion Cage? So many girls there, Aaron, But
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to be his last? Well okay,
Speaker 1: oh wow, all right, So Gina, you feel like you're
Speaker 1: the one that's gonna get him to stop his wild ways?
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know. But is that what you
Speaker 1: feel like? Gina, Yes, I am, because we really got
Speaker 1: it off. There was a spark. Okay, well, both of
Speaker 1: you I think are being a little out of control here.
Speaker 1: Aaron like, she's free to date who she wants to date.
Speaker 1: She didn't even kiss you, Gina. Don't put a lot
Speaker 1: of stock into your relationship with lion man because you
Speaker 1: know you haven't seen his hands. His hands are as
Speaker 1: big as a lion's paw. Wow, sounds amazing. I'm probably
Speaker 1: a fool for asking this, but Gina, would you like
Speaker 1: to go on a second date with Aaron? We'll pay
Speaker 1: for it. You have smaller hands and he's nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: than a nice dude doesn't have lion cages at his house,
Speaker 1: I don't think, and that would be a big fat
Speaker 1: noe man, But I would like to go out with
Speaker 1: his friend the zookeeper again. Pay for that. I'm not
Speaker 1: paying for that. I hope you go to the zoo, Gina,
Speaker 1: and you get eaten by a lion dude. You know what, Aaron,
Speaker 1: You're just feeling bad because you don't measure up to
Speaker 1: the King of the Lions, sound, Aaron. I'm sorry, no
Speaker 1: second date for you. And I'm guessing the last time
Speaker 1: you take anybody to a cat sanctuary. Yeah, good luck
Speaker 1: again Gina getting banged under the stars or whatever. But
Speaker 1: it probably won't because he's not gonna be calling you back.
Speaker 1: I have one thing to say to you again, Aaron
Speaker 1: broken Jupil in the morning,