WEBVTT - "F.I.P. YEAH YOU KNOW ME!" w/ Wells Adams, Rob Benedict and Doug Benson

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, my bennies, I forgot to so end thing if

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<v Speaker 1>you win Twitter the week and it's one of the

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<v Speaker 1>funniest ones we've ever had. Holy cow, did it make

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<v Speaker 1>me laugh? Um, don't forget to email us at Rose

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<v Speaker 1>everybody enjoy the episode. Good by, Welcome to Will you

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<v Speaker 1>accept This Rose? A production of I Heart Radio. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta turn it up. I gotta turn her up

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm in person and again in person. Then again,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been socialized in a while. I had, I had

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<v Speaker 1>threw up all weekend, guys. I did I have good poisoning.

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<v Speaker 1>But guess what, I'm back. I got an extra ginger ale.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so thin. Yeah, I've got no moisture on my body.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to Hello and welcome to very erotic

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<v Speaker 1>this Rose. I'm impersonate again. My name is ARDA Brain,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm coming to you from my boogie garage in

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles, California. Guys, I cannot believe the group of

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<v Speaker 1>gentlemen that I have assembled here. They do not even

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<v Speaker 1>know what's about to happen. Um, let me just let

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<v Speaker 1>me just introduce them to my right is a man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say my favorite the person that we sucked

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<v Speaker 1>in and and if you were emailed us, they've been

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<v Speaker 1>rewatching since the beginning. I had no and by that

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<v Speaker 1>I mean re listening. I have no memory. And you

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<v Speaker 1>can tell me if you have a memory of this.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time we captured you, apparently we facetimeed you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I was like, wait what Apparently they said they

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<v Speaker 1>were saying how much they were enjoying reliving all of

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<v Speaker 1>the French alright, already hopefully hopefully let me get my

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<v Speaker 1>put my smart phones, aren't they I don't know a

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<v Speaker 1>listener there was a listener, okay, so of viewer listener guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just you know, my on camera existence.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so hot. Here we go. So this person emailed

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<v Speaker 1>in Rebecca, and um, her name is Rebecca Merrison. As

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<v Speaker 1>she just said that, she's mate. She's been going back

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<v Speaker 1>a grand re listen of all of the accept this road.

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<v Speaker 1>She made it through Ben and Jojoe's season and now

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<v Speaker 1>she's at the Bachelor in Paradise sixteen and she's having

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<v Speaker 1>a blast. First of all, it's fun to listen to

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<v Speaker 1>these episodes and be reminded of crazy moments from those season. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's also very amusing to hear certain takes, etcetera, etcetera.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also loving that I get to witness the genesis

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<v Speaker 1>of your relationships that we have come to know and love,

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<v Speaker 1>the prime example being Wells. It was so fun to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to you guys fall in love with him during

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<v Speaker 1>Jojo season and then finally get to face time with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and then meet him starting in a relationship, then in

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<v Speaker 1>doors to this day where we've captured him under my

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<v Speaker 1>floorboards in my garage in personem anyway, all this it's

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<v Speaker 1>just she loved it. Yeah, Becca, I kind of have

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<v Speaker 1>a memory of us like recording an episode and you mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like should I FaceTime Wells? And we're all like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you I feel like we must have set

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<v Speaker 1>that up thought because I would never just free will

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<v Speaker 1>I don't FaceTime Anna. Do you remember this weird memory?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember face timing with Dan yelling Canada and you

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<v Speaker 1>kept asking me if you looked okay Dad, just like

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<v Speaker 1>okay Daddy, like fresh, And I gotta say like thank

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<v Speaker 1>you to Rebecca. So that is terrifying for anyone to

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<v Speaker 1>go back into the podcast realm and bring up things

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<v Speaker 1>that and not get canceled. Oh yes, yes, you're always

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<v Speaker 1>like like we was like we were doing a three

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<v Speaker 1>legged race. You were always tied to Hydener. He was

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<v Speaker 1>dragging you right into the cancelation because he lives there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's like, come to my PI. I got

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<v Speaker 1>something to show you over this way I watch. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me give you the introduction. Lad we love you well.

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<v Speaker 1>That also across from me as a man who looks

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<v Speaker 1>so great for that Canadian Danielle. And now I'm single, Danielle. Hey, Danielle,

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<v Speaker 1>remember that face time six years ago, even in my fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I wasn't then, but I'm paging backwards. I was

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<v Speaker 1>to my sixties. Now I've made it to my fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Good news, good news. Great, Yeah, you're single. Um, you've

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<v Speaker 1>been on a supernatural all the hits A gentleman. He's

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<v Speaker 1>the vettor of the year on our pod. I literally

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<v Speaker 1>haven't eaten anything but apples since Saturday morning. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit punchy today because I did have coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, prob better day. Thanks, everybody can talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me about your what happened? What did you eat? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I first started to this our final the captain of

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, A man, are you in a ponytail today?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so? What a head of hair? I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you had such gore. You could be

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<v Speaker 1>a hair model. Excuse you. You haven't been facetiming like

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<v Speaker 1>a skee ball with contestants. You've been nothing but a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect gentleman. He started as our Rookie of the Year,

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<v Speaker 1>and now he is the captain of the podcast. And

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<v Speaker 1>he is also a very famous comedian and podcaster himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain Douglas Benson ugless, Hi, Douglass here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've got a serious accusation that I heard about

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<v Speaker 1>you are Somebody told me is this true? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>an actress? Are you acting? Like friends? Yes? I am,

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<v Speaker 1>This is all fat. I've been acting the whole everything

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<v Speaker 1>I do is sure so one big performance done. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen the worst game of telephone. She's acting.

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<v Speaker 1>She's an actress. Are you acting? Are you an actress? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>No further discussion in any direction, not even no one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an actress. I'm an a counting or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Then yes, she couldn't even answer. She couldn't even then

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<v Speaker 1>go oh, you are an actress like when she's when

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<v Speaker 1>because she's a bartenders. Because by the way, guys were

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<v Speaker 1>also joined with the amazing production team. It's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>a cloudy, sexy, moody day. We're here without bucket hat

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<v Speaker 1>and and a dream. We've got mushrooms in someone's car,

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<v Speaker 1>and I a will that we've procured from somebody, and

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<v Speaker 1>a will to win ladies and gentlemen. Dr Arianna, Danna, Tanna, Hannah, Montanna,

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<v Speaker 1>Bananna and Katie Levine. I'm an actress. Here's what I

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you. I need to catch you guys

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<v Speaker 1>up to be because you guys haven't been on for

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. Here's rich you don't know. Anna and I

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<v Speaker 1>have changed and your your lives are about to change.

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<v Speaker 1>If I seem different, if I seem more powerful, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's because I am. Here's what I want to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very important and this has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with the boutchelor and our listeners all know. I just

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<v Speaker 1>tell you it sounds like you're about to pitch an MLM.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you considered Have you considered this tanning cream. This

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<v Speaker 1>is okay, this is it's a whole new way of

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a cult leader. Are listeners need to fast forward

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<v Speaker 1>through because they all know that their championship and and

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<v Speaker 1>I are busy becoming champions. That's who we are now

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<v Speaker 1>and we need you to know it. Basically, we took

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<v Speaker 1>up tennis a couple of months ago. It's my volleyball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I'm Val Kilmer and I'm and I'm sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm tan and I'm the top guy all night

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<v Speaker 1>long tennis. Yes, so I'm doing I'm doing all night

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<v Speaker 1>long tennis. And so I was again, I was another

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<v Speaker 1>an athlete. I was always feeling like a liability. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a sport I played through high school badly, not

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<v Speaker 1>even on JV. So I took it up again because

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<v Speaker 1>the Pando. I was like, I need something to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about with people besides the Bachelor, like hiding in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>So I started playing tennis again. Here's the thing, Wells,

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<v Speaker 1>you're an athlete. You didn't have to although although we

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<v Speaker 1>saw you have to do the fireman drill, so maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you would get this. I bet it. But I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you're on teams in high school I started. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what happened. I had to for Voice

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<v Speaker 1>of You guys. I haven't eaten anything but Apple since

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday morning. So I was insulting myself on the court

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<v Speaker 1>and my friend did an intervention on me, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Ardent', there's nothing wrong with your game. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta stop saying that you're not good at it, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's chum in the water. It's like if you're at

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<v Speaker 1>stand up and you say you did badly and there's

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<v Speaker 1>like other people will like you're you're giving other people

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<v Speaker 1>like arrows to shoot you with. She goes, You're becoming

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<v Speaker 1>a champion. So no matter what you tell me, you're

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<v Speaker 1>becoming a champion. And so I have to say I've

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<v Speaker 1>worked in your like panicking and wanting to quit the

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<v Speaker 1>clinic from like the worst one in the group. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, I'm allowed to be here. I'm becoming

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<v Speaker 1>a champion. I'm in the practice and becoming a champion.

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<v Speaker 1>And now, um, all of our listeners are becoming champions.

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<v Speaker 1>I am becoming a champion, and I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>know it feels so good. Can I ask you a question, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you been up to? You lately, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>because you're an actor. Now you're just like you're just

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<v Speaker 1>like Genevieve. Your answer, your line is, I'm becoming a champion. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen you since my birthday? Rody, what have

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<v Speaker 1>you been busy doing? I've been busy becoming a champion?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't that feel good? It feels amazing. I believed you too.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it feel like? How does it feel to

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<v Speaker 1>be a champion? Well, it was a long road, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a lot of hard work, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>sweat of the brow. Yes, yes, a lot of heels

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<v Speaker 1>in the dirt. Yeah, heels in the dirt. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I overcame a lot of stuff and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>now here I am a champion. Yes, you became a champion.

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<v Speaker 1>I willed myself the championship. Now, rob what have you

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<v Speaker 1>been up to? You haven't been in person for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you been doing? I'm becoming a champion? Does

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<v Speaker 1>you feel good? It does feel good? Good. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think I could do it, but he did it. He

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<v Speaker 1>did it. Yeah, are you coming a champion? And what

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<v Speaker 1>wary of your life? Have you been really executing? Becoming

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<v Speaker 1>a champion? Um? Say anything? Anything coming? Here, Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>here today, Yes, champion on time. Yeah. I was like

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<v Speaker 1>jabbering away, well as you are. Hey, hey lady, we're

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<v Speaker 1>at work. I'm at work. I don't know where you

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<v Speaker 1>are a champion? Are you all right? Hey, Doug? Yea

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<v Speaker 1>Douglas for you. I think I've got at least one answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen you in a moment aside from growing gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous hair. What have you been up to? Oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I've been, uh, you know, getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to be a champion. Yes, by taking care of my armpits.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I haven't seen somebody about grooming my How

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<v Speaker 1>high are you right now? Pretty high? About seven point four? Chap.

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<v Speaker 1>You've gotta have you gotta have uh, well groomed armpits

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a champion, because champions are always raising their

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<v Speaker 1>hands up over their heads, lasting them together. And yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and just a lot of a lot of activities where

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<v Speaker 1>the pits are revealed. And I've seen a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>champions that lose everybody's interests immediately when you have gnarly

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<v Speaker 1>things going on in their arm pits. I believe that

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<v Speaker 1>your armpit hairs is gorgeously off. Does that ponytail and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here, let's talk about some champions champion level of

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<v Speaker 1>villainry shout out to Channel. I mean that is she's

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<v Speaker 1>an actress. Yes, she is an act Guys, overall overall,

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<v Speaker 1>did you enjoy the runners Adam Champion? She's a champion,

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<v Speaker 1>champion And I feel bad for like her scoliosis, because

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<v Speaker 1>she's been carrying this whole thing, and now that she's gone,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going to be sure. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that we're gonna need maybe Mara is going to need

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<v Speaker 1>to step up. But yeah, she was. She was phenomenal

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<v Speaker 1>and I love the mount of projection that was happening

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<v Speaker 1>with her of like I am the I am Meryl Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see those tears? You're an actress? Literally she was.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna take being a champion too far and you

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<v Speaker 1>have no empathy left, like if you're kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>douche about it, so don't shoot towards it. But I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta give her the gold medal. Like when I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people were tweeting last night that like

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't want say at Paradise, and to that, I say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, how dare you do? Like I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but like just her walking down the steps with the

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<v Speaker 1>platter of shrimp. Oh my god. Oh, somebody tweeted on us.

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<v Speaker 1>They want her to like like barrel, like go over

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<v Speaker 1>the falls and m barrel, I crash on the beach?

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<v Speaker 1>Was shrimp like? That is? Like that is an entrance? Doug? Overall,

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<v Speaker 1>did you enjoy the run of the time She's done

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<v Speaker 1>in Paradise? The ocean will be full of trophies? What

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<v Speaker 1>was the question? Did you love her run as a villain?

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<v Speaker 1>I love is a weird word for it, because I

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I like a sneakier villain. Okay. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like she was acting like it wasn't going to be televised,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe that might be where she was at. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she's surprised to find out. Yeah, because now I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>if she does show up in Paradise, she's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's either got to be full villain or she's gotta

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<v Speaker 1>like try and pull a Victoria and try to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just joking around, and then where does that

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<v Speaker 1>get you? In Paradise? That didn't get her anywhere. She

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<v Speaker 1>switched from the queen to the goddess and it was

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<v Speaker 1>like you gotta sticks down brands here. Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But also you could also be a you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>could declare that you're a nice queen or whatever that

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<v Speaker 1>wants to demote yourself to another title. I have the

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<v Speaker 1>captain from now on. If you're if you try to

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<v Speaker 1>call me a steward or some crap, flip this table,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not the captain. We both couldn't come up with

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<v Speaker 1>any titles that are lower than captain. Captain doesn't really

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he's just the charge of the crew. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't watch below deck clearly, Dr Banana. I'm defer Dr Banana.

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<v Speaker 1>The boson is like the person underneath the first office

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<v Speaker 1>officer who is in charge of all the deck hands.

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<v Speaker 1>There's greenhorn too, I know that from the Deadliest Cat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right there. The newcomer on the boat. You could

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<v Speaker 1>be the greenhorn that sounds like a rancher thing. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>because they've got sea sick. I don't know. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's because you're green, like you're new, you're green,

0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:32.360
<v Speaker 1>the green. There's a horn. Robbie v V Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to admit, like I hated her so much and

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<v Speaker 1>then when she finally voted out, I was bumped. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to like get past this one too. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you think that she was going to continue? Because

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<v Speaker 1>he was barely touching what's her name? Yeah, like his

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<v Speaker 1>hands weren't even touching her, and he's all over no, no,

0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.480
<v Speaker 1>he's fully horned. Dog first takes it where you can

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<v Speaker 1>get it. He's a horny guy. But in her case,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean just the way he looked at both of

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<v Speaker 1>those women when nothing at nothing had occurred. He was

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<v Speaker 1>looking like one of you. So there they are. They

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<v Speaker 1>go to their weird to they're weird COVID too. On one.

0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.800
<v Speaker 1>They're trying to make it seem like a normal season.

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<v Speaker 1>So we started the mansion. Then we went to Houston.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're international in Toronto where we're gonna sit on

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<v Speaker 1>a tiny couch on the lawn and and then and

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<v Speaker 1>then he's it's just like it was very weird. Um

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<v Speaker 1>And Genevieve is the first to talk to him on

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<v Speaker 1>their tiny couch and she's like, you know, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just she starts crying. It was not fucking easy. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a hard fucking week to find out about it.

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<v Speaker 1>To one, when it's awkward, it doesn't feel right. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt badly for her. I mean who she's like, how

0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:47.920
<v Speaker 1>did I get caught up in this? You know? She

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<v Speaker 1>could see like what am I doing here? How did

0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:54.760
<v Speaker 1>she get picked for? Like one of you is going home? Women?

0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.880
<v Speaker 1>They threw this poor woman on the pile because they

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<v Speaker 1>all didn't get along with the name. She goes well

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<v Speaker 1>being vulnerable. It is not easy for me. I'm sorry,

0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:04.679
<v Speaker 1>I seemed distant. And then they kissed and she's like

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<v Speaker 1>watching from behind a tree, like like in like a

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<v Speaker 1>safe by the like wait what and she was like

0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't trust her? And then she was watching and

0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:18.080
<v Speaker 1>then meanwhile Genevieve was crying and say starts mocking her

0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:28.120
<v Speaker 1>cry and the worst absolute word. I loved it. She's

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<v Speaker 1>such a piece of ship. That's a champ right there.

0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:38.160
<v Speaker 1>She's like amount of times did she talked about Genevieve

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<v Speaker 1>being like a like a puppy and throwing the puppy like, yeah,

0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:46.680
<v Speaker 1>she couldn't believe how great that line was. Yeah, was

0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:53.400
<v Speaker 1>commuted like you're like, that's such a terrible things, very Cruellavillain. Yeah, yeah,

0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:55.479
<v Speaker 1>did you did you notice real quick where they were

0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:57.920
<v Speaker 1>sitting to they were like sitting or the river goes

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<v Speaker 1>into the fall. So they were sitting above the falls,

0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.679
<v Speaker 1>and I genuinely was like, I wouldn't be surprised if

0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:06.680
<v Speaker 1>she tried to push Jenn. Oh my god, I half expected.

0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.320
<v Speaker 1>She goes, poor Jenevieve, look poor me, and then they

0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:13.960
<v Speaker 1>played crazy string to music. And then so then she

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<v Speaker 1>so that she goes over to Clayton and we were

0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:21.080
<v Speaker 1>talking about this inside earlier. He was like, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for apologying. To apologize in the group, she says, okay, Daddy,

0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.240
<v Speaker 1>do you feel better? Yeah? I thought bad. Dank you, daddy,

0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.359
<v Speaker 1>and they go It's just this Genefe situation. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>hard to trust her. And then she as we learned

0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:39.480
<v Speaker 1>last week, she had been rehearsing what she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>say to him, Jen if he wants to go home,

0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:45.480
<v Speaker 1>she wants to peck her bag. Did she even mention that?

0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:48.520
<v Speaker 1>She said she doesn't want to be here. She said

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<v Speaker 1>that last night is such a messed up thing because

0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:52.760
<v Speaker 1>if you go on a two on one, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to pack your bags, like it's a thing, you know,

0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:58.000
<v Speaker 1>you have to be ready to leave. So I'm sure

0:18:58.040 --> 0:18:59.679
<v Speaker 1>she was like, well, I'm gonna go pack my bags.

0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.680
<v Speaker 1>And she was like I'm going to use that. She's

0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:06.200
<v Speaker 1>so good. She's like, I just always told you i'd

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<v Speaker 1>tell you the truth. She's got an actress vibes to

0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.040
<v Speaker 1>your face. She says one thing to the camera, she

0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:14.800
<v Speaker 1>says another. I'm like, that's what that's who you are.

0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:18.359
<v Speaker 1>That's who you are. And he's like, I feel bold

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<v Speaker 1>over and then she and then she starts crying. He goes,

0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:26.479
<v Speaker 1>you have been so open and vulnerable. Um, and then uh,

0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:30.399
<v Speaker 1>and then and then she goes, she and then she

0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:38.800
<v Speaker 1>goes in her interview tears tears, hashtag tears, dude, they

0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:43.080
<v Speaker 1>came to me so easily. And then she goes, it

0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.480
<v Speaker 1>was tough. For a minute, I was like, oh, she cried,

0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:49.880
<v Speaker 1>and I did. And then we're back to her with him,

0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:55.600
<v Speaker 1>and she shimmy and she goes, oh, I do like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, and then he goes, I got to think

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<v Speaker 1>about this for a second. And then he stood with

0:20:02.720 --> 0:20:06.919
<v Speaker 1>his arms folded with a wedgie. I took a photo

0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.640
<v Speaker 1>of it. It's hard on photographs. You're staring out. Really

0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:11.200
<v Speaker 1>looked like he went over to the other side of

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<v Speaker 1>the lawn to like take a leak. He literally stood

0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:19.080
<v Speaker 1>with a wedgie he's got such a look at his ass,

0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Look at his ass. He's like he's still leggy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>still standing there like I want to clunch my skinny

0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:37.960
<v Speaker 1>je he did that. He's still there like that, thinking

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<v Speaker 1>so hard with a wedge like he's got very he's

0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:45.399
<v Speaker 1>a strong built guy. It's like two full hamhocks shout

0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:50.320
<v Speaker 1>to like Latex and he's like clenching, so hard, going

0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:55.760
<v Speaker 1>and much rather function name. But they're telling me I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to cut the flood. Sexy one like Joe played

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<v Speaker 1>on and he's like, oh, I got this. I gotta

0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:05.639
<v Speaker 1>get back in the game. And then it kind of

0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:08.800
<v Speaker 1>came quick. It was like okay, by by today, he

0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:12.160
<v Speaker 1>had so little information. Just one said one thing, one

0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:14.280
<v Speaker 1>said the other. Yeah, he goes, I gotta think about that.

0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:18.640
<v Speaker 1>She goes, I gotta really reach you, not an actress.

0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Then while she goes tonight is going to feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>Then sucks. Then she says goodbye Genevieve into Niagara Falls

0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:32.879
<v Speaker 1>and he comes back and goes, I know today has

0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:36.879
<v Speaker 1>been awkward to say the least, like we haven't done anything. Literally,

0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:41.080
<v Speaker 1>we've done nothing today. Um. He's like, um, you know

0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:44.320
<v Speaker 1>you did ask me to be honest with you, Genevieve,

0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:48.720
<v Speaker 1>are you an actress? Are you lying? She goes, I

0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:54.640
<v Speaker 1>am not. I am not an actress. I'm not really

0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:57.480
<v Speaker 1>feeling anything. I'm just I'm just curious. I'm wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Back at the bus, is there any reason

0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:01.879
<v Speaker 1>that that question was asked? I don't. I don't know

0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:03.600
<v Speaker 1>what to say, and he's like, hold on, I gotta

0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.320
<v Speaker 1>I gotta step away, talk to my dumbell king, Jesse

0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Palmer Toronto. Okay, I gotta get my ass as. I

0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:26.720
<v Speaker 1>gotta get that, and then she sating about drowning the chihuahua.

0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:29.720
<v Speaker 1>She goes, I'm stopped three bet Jess home, and then

0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Jenevieve goes, I think you are an actress. This is

0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:37.560
<v Speaker 1>absolutely fucking insane. I fellow her in that moment. And

0:22:37.720 --> 0:22:40.920
<v Speaker 1>then Jenevieve got a rose and a kiss where she

0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:46.760
<v Speaker 1>looked past kissing him. She's like, and then the suitcase.

0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:49.520
<v Speaker 1>P A goes and takes the suitcase. The women go

0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:56.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking Backship goes, I am shocked he chose an actress.

0:22:57.040 --> 0:23:01.439
<v Speaker 1>After she's screaming, I am Meryl straight, I willed myself

0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:03.960
<v Speaker 1>to cry and I did it. She does an actress

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:08.359
<v Speaker 1>over me, weirdo, like, fuck that guy, Fuck that guy.

0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm sickening. This is disgusting. This is why I am single.

0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I hate Clayton. She screams over Niagaraphas, fuck you.

0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Incredible television. Well Adams, talk to me, tell me anything

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:31.600
<v Speaker 1>you want from any of that exchange on the table.

0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:35.639
<v Speaker 1>Such a great, great, really minimal two on one. We

0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:38.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't have the bad Lands, we didn't have the Bay

0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:41.520
<v Speaker 1>of Pigs, we didn't have Cupcake crying on a cliff,

0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:44.280
<v Speaker 1>but it was still epic. Yeah, but once again, it

0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:46.800
<v Speaker 1>was doing all the heavy lifting, Like we didn't get

0:23:47.040 --> 0:23:51.480
<v Speaker 1>a helicopter going, Like I wanted helicopter budget in there.

0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Obviously drone, give me a drone, Yeah, but I want

0:23:55.680 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 1>person left there and left. She was on a boat

0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:03.159
<v Speaker 1>going into the fall, thank you. Yeah, she was, and

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:05.560
<v Speaker 1>they were up on the top trying to make it

0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:07.840
<v Speaker 1>like she could see them. That's what I think they

0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:15.600
<v Speaker 1>were trying to she was. She was weird fairy. I

0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:21.399
<v Speaker 1>was taking notes like they couldn't see each other, couldn't pass.

0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:23.159
<v Speaker 1>I think that was the point, because they were like

0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:25.680
<v Speaker 1>right on the edge making out and she's like into

0:24:25.720 --> 0:24:28.800
<v Speaker 1>them Okay, that's good. I literally was fueled by apples

0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:32.440
<v Speaker 1>and like just writing it out like a lune attack. Okay, Rob,

0:24:32.560 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 1>tell me anything you want to say about that whole

0:24:34.880 --> 0:24:38.320
<v Speaker 1>all of that, the whole sequence. I mean it made

0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:40.439
<v Speaker 1>so little sense. I mean everything that we're saying. I mean,

0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:45.040
<v Speaker 1>he had no information, He can't read people at all,

0:24:46.680 --> 0:24:54.760
<v Speaker 1>and he just believes everything it's spaces value. She's an actress,

0:24:54.800 --> 0:25:01.200
<v Speaker 1>she is as you're not this. Maybe if I could

0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 1>get a half of my hands on her resume an

0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:09.640
<v Speaker 1>actress or not, I am not. I am not an actress.

0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm just that he's still got like nine ten women left.

0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:17.080
<v Speaker 1>At this point, He's like, I'm just really worried that

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:20.200
<v Speaker 1>everyone's gonna close to my house. They're all gonna turn

0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:23.520
<v Speaker 1>and run away. Like he really is worried that at

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:26.359
<v Speaker 1>the top he's gonna get rejected. All of them say that,

0:25:26.640 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>every single one is like my biggest fear, my biggest fears.

0:25:31.640 --> 0:25:33.879
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, well that might happen, so get over

0:25:33.960 --> 0:25:36.439
<v Speaker 1>because you're gonna it's gonna be the rejection of asking

0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>somebody to dance when they say no. And only a

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:42.240
<v Speaker 1>couple of people here. It compared to it's a TV

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:46.159
<v Speaker 1>show where the point is for him to succeed if

0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:49.399
<v Speaker 1>he fails, but that happens with every single person. But

0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 1>if he if he had chosen yeah, I bet you

0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:55.640
<v Speaker 1>a lot of women would have They should have left.

0:25:56.040 --> 0:26:01.159
<v Speaker 1>I think she should already. I think that's why he

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:04.879
<v Speaker 1>had to do it. Yeah, he had to, because then

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:07.360
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of women have been like, what the fund

0:26:07.520 --> 0:26:10.840
<v Speaker 1>is happening? He did not want to, and then later

0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:14.160
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I heard everybody's screaming you here in my room,

0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 1>and so I'm glad you're having fun? What? No, Yeah,

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 1>because you because you quit? You know, you the bad

0:26:20.640 --> 0:26:24.720
<v Speaker 1>guy got fired. You know, heard every screaming having a

0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 1>good time, ladies. But what a day we have? Let

0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 1>me just go stand or wow? I have to say, honestly,

0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:39.000
<v Speaker 1>he made so many bad decisions up to this point.

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:42.120
<v Speaker 1>I kind of wanted her to go all the way

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:43.840
<v Speaker 1>like a champion. It was a part of me that

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:46.520
<v Speaker 1>wanted her even though she sucked. There was a part

0:26:46.560 --> 0:26:48.000
<v Speaker 1>of me that it was like, he deserves to be

0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 1>bamboozled by her till the end. Do you agree? I

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 1>just don't know. He's so hard to tell how much

0:26:57.200 --> 0:27:01.760
<v Speaker 1>he's bamboozled because you know, it's not like the producers

0:27:02.119 --> 0:27:04.640
<v Speaker 1>never say anything like he was told that she threw

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:09.480
<v Speaker 1>the trophy into the bushes or whatever, So wouldn't that

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 1>right there just be like, alright, I don't need I

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.880
<v Speaker 1>don't need her around anymore, you know. But then it's

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:18.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, then the producers go, hey, you know, isn't

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:21.000
<v Speaker 1>she fun though? Don't you think she's fine? Trying to

0:27:21.080 --> 0:27:23.680
<v Speaker 1>make out with her? Yeah? Yeah, because every time they'd

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:26.440
<v Speaker 1>have a conversation, she'd just get it to the makeout,

0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 1>which is I'd say a great tip for anybody that

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 1>wants to uh, you know, bag Clayton to just make

0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 1>out with him, because that was just every situation, you know,

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:46.200
<v Speaker 1>it's fine after that. Oh no, no, no, it's like

0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:49.800
<v Speaker 1>licking an ice cream cone or something. It's just he's

0:27:49.840 --> 0:27:58.879
<v Speaker 1>just like so gross. It's so grass. It's like a

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:08.440
<v Speaker 1>monster trying to be tender. It's like he's got horrible

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:10.640
<v Speaker 1>fangs coming out of his face. So he doesn't want

0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:13.200
<v Speaker 1>to cut her with it, but he really wants to

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 1>make out hard. I don't want to see the tongue.

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:24.880
<v Speaker 1>And again, oh it's a gross I was through something

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 1>on my television last night literally almost sues him. I

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:31.120
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, I read him. I look

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:34.719
<v Speaker 1>at his weggie. I can't read you really look at

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:37.200
<v Speaker 1>his wedgie and though it's coming attractions of him in

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 1>the blue Matrix blazers showing this. This is some clip

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 1>of him, and I hate this coat more than anything

0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 1>in oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah yeah.

0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>He just on his centaur body. How do you how

0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:04.600
<v Speaker 1>do you take Hillary Cutton's coat taste? And Hillary screaming

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I love this woman like Tom Cruise on the couch

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 1>about Katie Holes, I am in love of the water.

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I love this woman. Hide half of my horse body.

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Second that we're gonna take a quick break and we'll

0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 1>be right back. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out,

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:44.320
<v Speaker 1>and we're back. Katie's got a story about her. I

0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 1>was my mom hates him, We hate watching him kiss.

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I want to throw up every time he kisses someone.

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:51.200
<v Speaker 1>But I was saying that I think he should just

0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 1>wear track pants and like a hoodie. Yeah he would

0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>love hot. And they keep trying to dress him in

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 1>weird clothes and I don't know what's going on. Just

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 1>have him wear trap pants in a hoodie. Yeah, he's

0:30:03.640 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 1>got an undressable neck. That neck they try to put

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.960
<v Speaker 1>things around it that are like, you know, the zip

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 1>up all the way up. It's just like what is happening?

0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Because heads just popping out of that body. Dressing a

0:30:18.640 --> 0:30:25.760
<v Speaker 1>turtle Clowe. Somehow they dressed a little bit better. He

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:30.720
<v Speaker 1>looks fine. His clone is like I accepted to put

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 1>me in a suit. There's something about they're trying to

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 1>make him like casual Friday but like working at an

0:30:37.560 --> 0:30:39.840
<v Speaker 1>office park. It's like they're trying to make him like

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:43.720
<v Speaker 1>relatable and not in a suit at all time sweat suit.

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 1>They should do ath leisure with. I mean really like

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 1>if he just had like Adidas track pants on and

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 1>like a hoodie and some like sneakers, I think he

0:30:50.800 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 1>would look like like, yeah, he would look better. J Yeah,

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 1>he's a little tup off. He'll start to look mafia.

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:06.920
<v Speaker 1>You'll start to look like a what should he wear? Wells?

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 1>What should he wear? What should you wear? Dress him?

0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 1>That's the graph Beck. You got to do him in

0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:27.160
<v Speaker 1>a goon outfit like that. Very ladies having fun. I

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:31.600
<v Speaker 1>know it's been kind of an awkward when his proposal

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:33.120
<v Speaker 1>time is going to stick a lump of cold up

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:36.520
<v Speaker 1>there and then the diamond ring will fall out. Nil

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 1>light super t h. I'm it's been a tight ride

0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 1>up there. I'm nil. Okay, Rob, what would you dress

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 1>him in in his undressable neck? God? Yeah, I mean

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 1>he probably is best in workout clothes. That's where he's

0:31:57.240 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 1>most comfortable, So keep it loose. Catholic, he's wearing T shirts.

0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Were like they have to probably cut the sleeves off

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:07.960
<v Speaker 1>at the end of the day. Like he's just like,

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 1>it's too much about what a big, big, big person. Yeah,

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>like maybe of these girls with the women are so tiny,

0:32:18.000 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Like why don't they just go ahead and eliminate some

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:24.600
<v Speaker 1>of those? Oh yeah, I know. As an earlier guest

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast, uh oh it was Las Bassett's husband, Michael.

0:32:28.760 --> 0:32:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I was talking about Teddy the Virgin. It's like, that's

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:39.240
<v Speaker 1>too big of a person to take. Is your first door? Yeah, center,

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:42.959
<v Speaker 1>you got to ease in to the pool. Yeah, you might.

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 1>You might know how to start out with the half

0:32:44.920 --> 0:32:57.960
<v Speaker 1>for maybe you start with like the little g Yeah

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I was a virgin, but now like anything started the

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:10.640
<v Speaker 1>little guy with the pan pipes. Start at the cent tour, Well,

0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I want on. ABC said, wait, did we know that

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 1>about her before lest we saw her opening package? I

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>believe um, you called her the most confident virgin, didn't you?

0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 1>But she was super coss She's really come down in confidence. Yeah,

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 1>on the on the regular. Yeah, because he hasn't paid

0:33:30.680 --> 0:33:33.640
<v Speaker 1>any attention to her. She got first repression and then

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 1>that was that was that was similar to Abigail Matt

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 1>James gave her first impression and then backed backed up

0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 1>the bus on her. Is that where we're going next?

0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Because that was one of the funniest scenes ever. Tell

0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:47.640
<v Speaker 1>me the virgen. Yeah, we're not there yet. We're not

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 1>there yet. Okay. She was like that, Wait what Jenny Sorr,

0:33:57.120 --> 0:33:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I haven't been around for a bit. Talk about talking

0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 1>about bad acting. What are you going to know when

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:05.720
<v Speaker 1>you're in love? I mean, when do you know that

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be able to do centaur horny seems like

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:20.840
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to get married, you just have to

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 1>be in love. That's a PIU marriage. Okay, he literally

0:34:25.600 --> 0:34:28.080
<v Speaker 1>said in his in the moment he goes, he goes,

0:34:28.200 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 1>I could be her first love and other things where

0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:56.280
<v Speaker 1>marriage maybe that guarantee. We were both eating apples this weekend. Okay, wait, sorry,

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:59.919
<v Speaker 1>unfortunately we have to Unfortunately we have to go watch

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 1>this poor lady Night have to explain here we are.

0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 1>So then the suitcase p a comes. Everybody's psyched. Um.

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 1>So then Sarah gets a date. No, yes, no, we

0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 1>see Sarah. She's like, I truly am confident. It feels real,

0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 1>it feels like real life. So we're somewhere, we're at

0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 1>a cocktail party, the flight instructor with the whisper flight instructor.

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:28.520
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I just want you. Literally, here's a new

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:30.799
<v Speaker 1>move for the Bachelor, Dustier. This is a new one.

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Whisper for power, Whisper to win, Whisper your way to

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 1>the final rows of like just like I like. And

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:47.920
<v Speaker 1>then she's like, we've already we were already in this

0:35:48.080 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 1>so fast like and she's like, I want to get

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:53.400
<v Speaker 1>here right now. I feel hard. You have no idea

0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:59.760
<v Speaker 1>what I'm feeling. He's like, I feel like worst horny.

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:03.239
<v Speaker 1>And then they made out on a fur rug. She's

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 1>fully splayed out for that horse. I like lying on

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>the fur rug splayed out like Catherine the Great legs

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:18.640
<v Speaker 1>a horse. I have a question. But he started to

0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:21.960
<v Speaker 1>spiral a little in that. Yeah, he was like out,

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 1>like so you're like you're like into it, but like

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:26.400
<v Speaker 1>you don't know that you like hometowns into it. That

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:28.719
<v Speaker 1>was a little later, he faked out a little later

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:31.839
<v Speaker 1>they had no game. Yeah, I was like, she's clear,

0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:41.640
<v Speaker 1>she's clearly the winner. He's your parents right right. Be

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:44.759
<v Speaker 1>a champion, man, You're the fucking t You're the titleholder,

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:48.120
<v Speaker 1>bron problem. Look, even if you don't feel it, it's

0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 1>about of like fake it till you make it. Honey,

0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:53.160
<v Speaker 1>you gotta stay to yourself. Like I'm feeling things. I'm

0:36:53.200 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 1>feeling vulnerable, vulnerable, so many I'm feeling I'm feeling invulnerable,

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:03.560
<v Speaker 1>but I'm very vulnerable. But the reality is not only

0:37:03.600 --> 0:37:05.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm become you champion. I am the champion. I'm wearing

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 1>the title belt. They've got me a belt fit for

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:12.440
<v Speaker 1>a horse. I'm the champion, I'm i pick. I'm crowning

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:17.439
<v Speaker 1>the winner. So like, be cool, Bra, He can't, Well,

0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:21.000
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck I don't. I mean, that whole conversation

0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 1>was very funny. Oh my god, wait was it? That

0:37:23.160 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 1>was it? Then? That was later, so they're making up

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>by the fire and then Mara is nervous um and

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:32.360
<v Speaker 1>she's like, I want to see that. I'm a keeper,

0:37:35.280 --> 0:37:37.319
<v Speaker 1>which is always a keeper thing to say. And then

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 1>she gets interrupted immediately, right yeah, she goes, okay, listen up,

0:37:40.760 --> 0:37:44.080
<v Speaker 1>I love to feed people. I don't ever want to

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:45.799
<v Speaker 1>be fed. I don't want to be fed. I don't

0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 1>want to be fed on a date because I love

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>to feed people. And then I realized she actually loves

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:52.360
<v Speaker 1>to actually feed people. She's like, I'll put up nobody

0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:54.919
<v Speaker 1>wants to be fed poutine. Yeah, and it's a little

0:37:55.000 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 1>like here comes the train and you know, if you've

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:04.239
<v Speaker 1>never kissed a person, you can't feed them poutine. And

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 1>he is a big giant baby. That's why he's getting

0:38:07.640 --> 0:38:10.719
<v Speaker 1>treated this way. He's a big giant basis because I

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 1>do like you. And then you put gravy on it,

0:38:15.200 --> 0:38:19.839
<v Speaker 1>like okay, slow down, and then and then he bit

0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 1>down the fork the for she got weird the fork.

0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 1>We eat fries with the four and then they get

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:39.880
<v Speaker 1>interrupted and she goes, damn, that was hella quick, that's amazing.

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:41.799
<v Speaker 1>And then she was like what was that a total?

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Like three minutes? Are you kidding me? I'm a grown

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:47.919
<v Speaker 1>ass woman. I came here for love over this fucking guy,

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 1>like yeah no, and then she was the last one

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:55.280
<v Speaker 1>who got the rose and he cut Marlena and Hunter

0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:58.440
<v Speaker 1>so mad about Marlina. She is she was my hair.

0:38:58.520 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 1>She should be a bachelor love So the Olympian Yes,

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:06.120
<v Speaker 1>so funny, so funny, great personality, fucking great at football

0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:10.239
<v Speaker 1>it she was great at roasting. Also she took too,

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:12.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah she was. She was like, I could do better

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:14.319
<v Speaker 1>than obviously. She's like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:18.719
<v Speaker 1>like an Olympia happy, huge thing where we all, you know,

0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:23.320
<v Speaker 1>look good. By the way Hunter at the end teaching

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:26.520
<v Speaker 1>him the dance that's like a South Everyone learned that

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>dance in steven grade. That's like not a specific that

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 1>was like like the twist or something. It was like

0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 1>something kind of sexual. Oh yeah, the shagging shagging. I'm like,

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 1>that's what we all did in seventh grade. It's not agreed, dude,

0:39:43.120 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was not. By the way, Shaggy was

0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:48.120
<v Speaker 1>such a fun Shaggy was so fun. And did you

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:50.239
<v Speaker 1>know that he had a reggae album that he did

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:52.480
<v Speaker 1>with Sting in the last few years that was like

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:59.440
<v Speaker 1>a hit anyway, I loved Did You Die No but

0:39:59.560 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I like Jack Funnest. I googled him. I had food

0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:10.239
<v Speaker 1>poisoning all week and I haven't. I haven't socialized in

0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:12.840
<v Speaker 1>a minute, and I ate apples. It was the salad.

0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I had salad at a restaurant, and I you know,

0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:18.280
<v Speaker 1>when you're throwing up and you're thinking of a specific

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:21.719
<v Speaker 1>it was the salad. It was the goddamn self alf

0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 1>camera of camera, camera, you can tell you can tell

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:26.400
<v Speaker 1>me what I went. I'll tell you right now. And

0:40:26.560 --> 0:40:30.840
<v Speaker 1>we're back because it's hella good. So they go, guess what, ladies,

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 1>we're leaving. We've gone from Houston, We've gone to Torto, Toronto,

0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:40.840
<v Speaker 1>and now we're leaving Canada to Croatia. A Croatia a

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 1>place ready to fall now. Look, I gotta say, it

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:47.319
<v Speaker 1>looks really beautiful. But what I think here a place

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:51.360
<v Speaker 1>you're about to fallow up? I think Italy parents, I

0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 1>think Busla or not. I do not think huh, Croatia

0:40:59.320 --> 0:41:05.719
<v Speaker 1>really laxed covidash. That's why everyone films in Croatia right

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 1>now below Captain there, Creation doesn't like, oh yeah, yeah,

0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:14.239
<v Speaker 1>you guys got the good deal. Yeah, nobody else would

0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 1>have them with COVID Italy was like get the funk out.

0:41:17.000 --> 0:41:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I was in Paris around the time they would probably

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 1>film in this, and it was like very strang Oh yeah, yeah, no,

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Croatia is like no problem. By the way, it's beautiful. Yeah,

0:41:25.160 --> 0:41:28.400
<v Speaker 1>looks awesome. It looks awesome. Let's go all right. So

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 1>here we are in Havar, Croatia, and they had to

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 1>race into the hotel and flop into really hard twin

0:41:33.800 --> 0:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>beds and go fly yes, yeah, yeah, And then he

0:41:43.440 --> 0:41:47.440
<v Speaker 1>goes and the one on one starts now Teddy the Virgin,

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:49.840
<v Speaker 1>and marrows like what the fuck? I hope they have

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:53.719
<v Speaker 1>a great time. Not too great? Um, so I did

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:56.160
<v Speaker 1>like that. You could tell that Jesse was definitely still

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.160
<v Speaker 1>doing like college football that weekend, like didn't make it

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:02.400
<v Speaker 1>out to Croatia because because he has to go and

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:08.919
<v Speaker 1>like be like welcome too, beautiful of Croatia, we're your host,

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 1>being like welcome ladies, and here's the first card or

0:42:12.440 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 1>something like Alabama is playing that week. Alabama playing Alabama.

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 1>So meanwhile, mar is so pissed she conjures a storm center.

0:42:27.200 --> 0:42:30.320
<v Speaker 1>What is she in con She's exactly there's a count o,

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.160
<v Speaker 1>there's like lightning coming out of her, and she's like,

0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:34.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing that you that you hear that fucking thunder.

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:39.640
<v Speaker 1>That's that's how I'm stilling right now. You think I'm kidding. No,

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:44.800
<v Speaker 1>it was clear you're not, ma'am. So then it's the

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:47.880
<v Speaker 1>way you make her sound sounds like the wife of

0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:51.360
<v Speaker 1>a goon. And maybe they should be together. Oh he

0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.000
<v Speaker 1>would be him in a track suit with her coca

0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 1>and be like, let me feed you cho cho choe.

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I'll put up boy, holl gotta fat that horse. Of

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 1>course you gotta eat. Yeah, exactly, Grease Lightning is gotta

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:14.720
<v Speaker 1>eat up for the big race. Kentucky Derby's you gotta win. Baby.

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:17.279
<v Speaker 1>She's just got a merry rich and get on a

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:20.799
<v Speaker 1>real housewife. So yeah, New Jersey, New Jersey. She's got

0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>to be dealing with like uh like Teresa, Yeah, Teresa

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 1>and all of them, so Teddy and Clayton. Um, She's like, Okay,

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 1>may go in. She's like, maybe she's pissed because she hasn't.

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:36.520
<v Speaker 1>She hasn't like he gave her the first impression roads

0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:39.960
<v Speaker 1>she was the confident virgin. She's like, maybe we'll find

0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 1>out our future holds somebody together. He's like, maybe and

0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:48.760
<v Speaker 1>then they're like, let's go shopping around her bar. Lavender

0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 1>is for lovers. She's like the whole stand of course,

0:43:55.400 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 1>like bo bo is, like Dracu Dragon Dragon had a

0:44:05.719 --> 0:44:14.080
<v Speaker 1>centaur body, Aculus Suckraculus started. Can't see it, Draculus, he's

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:19.759
<v Speaker 1>leaning forward as time legs holding it. He's like a

0:44:19.840 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 1>two legg and cent cartoon Clintons, if there's any cartoons

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:37.839
<v Speaker 1>out there, cartoons Clinton, and we'll use it for our merch.

0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:43.120
<v Speaker 1>And I'll just say, I am going if you give

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:48.239
<v Speaker 1>us purpose, and we will make teachers motivational posters that

0:44:48.320 --> 0:45:00.800
<v Speaker 1>are in offices that to horses can't be like a

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 1>vote for Hillary button. Okay. So then and then he's

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>she have nothing to say each other. So they're eating

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 1>ice cream and he goes, she goes, I love eating

0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:14.439
<v Speaker 1>ice cream in the rain, Clayton. And then she goes, well,

0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:16.279
<v Speaker 1>I always wanted a big dog's I told you you

0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 1>got big dug right here. She's like so mad at you.

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Did you notice she always also has cardigans on that

0:45:23.600 --> 0:45:26.920
<v Speaker 1>are like just off her shoulder, like she just woke up,

0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 1>like I wish I had have her confident virgin moves.

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 1>So then she's like, okay, it's time I got something

0:45:37.040 --> 0:45:40.040
<v Speaker 1>to tell him. So she shows up in a great dress.

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:42.800
<v Speaker 1>She had a great dress for their dinner and he

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, whoa great dress? Talking about sex. She's like,

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:55.680
<v Speaker 1>WHOA thank you? He said, thank you for being patient.

0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:57.359
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I have something to talk to you about.

0:45:57.400 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna come back with me to the stage or like,

0:46:07.600 --> 0:46:09.719
<v Speaker 1>do I have to hear about like you know, a

0:46:09.840 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 1>dead parent or don't have to? He was so happy

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 1>about this news, you know, like, what's the what's the

0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:18.719
<v Speaker 1>drama bond that's happened. She's the guy something to tell you.

0:46:18.760 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 1>I've be't meaning to tell you. Was like, guy, what

0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 1>is it? Oh? She's like, I am a virgin. You

0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:31.000
<v Speaker 1>can seem like She's like my mom had a baby

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:35.600
<v Speaker 1>in high school. I am a sexual person. I enjoy

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:39.000
<v Speaker 1>that aspect of myself. I'm going to wait to the

0:46:39.080 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 1>first time I'm in love. He's like, Okay, have you

0:46:44.239 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 1>been in love. She's like, no, I've never been in love.

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to get hurt. I want to make um.

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:51.239
<v Speaker 1>He's like okay, okay, okay. I want to make sure

0:46:51.320 --> 0:46:54.680
<v Speaker 1>you feel like you're fully, fully vulnerable and then uh,

0:46:55.120 --> 0:46:58.359
<v Speaker 1>she goes, um, you know what, it's been really hard

0:46:58.440 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 1>in this environment to keep my walls down. If you've

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:02.279
<v Speaker 1>never been in love, he's like, but well, you know,

0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:05.560
<v Speaker 1>let me just ask you. If you've never been in love,

0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:09.680
<v Speaker 1>how do you know? Like how will you know? And

0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:13.080
<v Speaker 1>then she's like, well, I do feel safe and protected.

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:17.799
<v Speaker 1>I feel safe with you more. She's like, I am

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:22.320
<v Speaker 1>allowing myself to fall. Um, you know, to be the

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:25.600
<v Speaker 1>first of what did I write? To be the first

0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:30.000
<v Speaker 1>of many? Could be special? That a line? Did this

0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 1>say that? Um? She's like, I'm feeling something so much

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:38.759
<v Speaker 1>physically and emotionally, and then um, she she gets the

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:42.200
<v Speaker 1>rose immediately and she's like, I am ready to be

0:47:42.320 --> 0:47:45.480
<v Speaker 1>all in and he's literally like, I'm ready for now.

0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 1>What was the line that he was like, I I

0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 1>it's really exciting that I could be like her first

0:47:49.719 --> 0:47:54.840
<v Speaker 1>love and first of other things. He was so excited

0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:56.239
<v Speaker 1>the way he said it, like you could just like

0:47:56.320 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 1>he was like, I think he was hard, just like

0:47:59.719 --> 0:48:01.400
<v Speaker 1>just the thought about it's just like, you know, just

0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:03.560
<v Speaker 1>think about her first love, the first of all A

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:06.880
<v Speaker 1>lot of things. You just have to be merged, just

0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:09.279
<v Speaker 1>has to be loved okay, and I just share this

0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:11.359
<v Speaker 1>tweet that really made me laugh from tweeter the week

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:14.839
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna win, so we should say, okay, okay, it's

0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:17.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna win. It's so good and we need to save

0:48:17.280 --> 0:48:18.799
<v Speaker 1>it so we don't hurt them because they need to win.

0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:21.239
<v Speaker 1>A sleep crowd. Well, what were you saying about this conversation?

0:48:21.400 --> 0:48:24.600
<v Speaker 1>You're saying the look on his face was beautiful. You

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:27.080
<v Speaker 1>could tell that like he was in utter shock, and

0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:29.359
<v Speaker 1>he was that's not what he was thinking. But when

0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:32.320
<v Speaker 1>she was like, you know, I do feel I feel safe,

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:35.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, around you and next to you, there's in

0:48:35.480 --> 0:48:38.120
<v Speaker 1>my mind, I was like, he's gonna be like, not

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:42.360
<v Speaker 1>until you see this center. They're not gonna say after that.

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:46.920
<v Speaker 1>You're clearly not say look at her side, your friends,

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:53.800
<v Speaker 1>you're in danger. Man, everyone can see her say. Nobody

0:48:53.880 --> 0:49:08.040
<v Speaker 1>really say you're real. You're starting to focus center. O. God.

0:49:08.080 --> 0:49:09.640
<v Speaker 1>So if he if he sleeps with two of the

0:49:09.719 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 1>final three, is she she the third? Yeah? I think she's. Yeah.

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I think he's because he's you know, at least the

0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:21.800
<v Speaker 1>optics of it are going to keep him from trying

0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:24.959
<v Speaker 1>to have sex with her. I would think he should

0:49:24.960 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 1>be more of a gentleman about that. Yeah, but then

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:31.279
<v Speaker 1>that's sex with the other two when they show us, like,

0:49:31.320 --> 0:49:35.080
<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen? I forget does he says three in

0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:37.120
<v Speaker 1>love with and then one of the women says he

0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:40.560
<v Speaker 1>slept with all three of us. It was something with

0:49:40.640 --> 0:49:43.640
<v Speaker 1>all three of you. Doug, you were saying something before

0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:47.160
<v Speaker 1>we aired about something with the edit God, like, there's

0:49:47.239 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 1>something that's well was in in that sequence until she

0:49:54.680 --> 0:49:58.359
<v Speaker 1>was gone from the show. So I'm saying, they make

0:49:58.440 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 1>it look like people made it farther, then they're going

0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:03.799
<v Speaker 1>to make it right and so, and then that montage

0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:07.319
<v Speaker 1>that they keep showing, Uh, there's a lot of one

0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:12.200
<v Speaker 1>person speaking while looking at another. Yeah. Yeah. The audio

0:50:12.360 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 1>is often you don't you know, and then the cutaways

0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 1>you don't know when that person is looking at, what

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:19.640
<v Speaker 1>they're looking at, or who they're looking at. And so

0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I feel like they are telling us

0:50:22.640 --> 0:50:25.800
<v Speaker 1>that he says, yes, I slept with two of you, obviously,

0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:28.160
<v Speaker 1>but I don't think they've shown us who those people

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:32.239
<v Speaker 1>are specifically. Obviously, we're getting closer and closer as they

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:37.440
<v Speaker 1>keep eliminating people, and uh, you know, yeah, I think

0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:40.160
<v Speaker 1>the Frank and bite work alone by these editors deserves

0:50:40.200 --> 0:50:45.279
<v Speaker 1>like him. It's incredible. I will say, I feel like

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>you can see the heavy handedness of the producers more

0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:51.960
<v Speaker 1>this season, more than normal. But I think the editors

0:50:52.040 --> 0:50:56.719
<v Speaker 1>deserve a real a lot of recognition by very I

0:50:56.800 --> 0:51:03.160
<v Speaker 1>think they deserve an Oscar. When's the part where Susie

0:51:03.600 --> 0:51:07.880
<v Speaker 1>isn't it Susie that's coming up? That's coming up right now? Producers,

0:51:07.960 --> 0:51:10.359
<v Speaker 1>it feels like that wasn't written by her. That card

0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 1>that they showed, wells exactly. It looks like, yeah, she

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:21.000
<v Speaker 1>seems like a big bell tower girl. Yeah, definitely her idea.

0:51:21.280 --> 0:51:31.480
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take a quick break and we'll come right back. Oh,

0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:43.960
<v Speaker 1>bone zone. Time for the bone zone. So um, Sarah

0:51:44.040 --> 0:51:47.719
<v Speaker 1>got the one on one. Mara is pissed. So the

0:51:47.800 --> 0:51:51.440
<v Speaker 1>producers are so mean, did not give her any one

0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:53.759
<v Speaker 1>on one and to do her enemy that called her

0:51:53.880 --> 0:51:57.680
<v Speaker 1>cougar at thirty one. I mean, to be fair, she's

0:51:57.719 --> 0:52:04.360
<v Speaker 1>not acting like she's not doing herself, but that's so

0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:08.440
<v Speaker 1>that it's old, it's ancient, like eggs have dried up.

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I felt badly for her, and I'm on her side

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:16.000
<v Speaker 1>in that fight, but I feel like she's like she's

0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:19.080
<v Speaker 1>like a like a loan officer. Her vibe it's like, wait,

0:52:19.200 --> 0:52:23.600
<v Speaker 1>you know her whole vibe is it's intense. It's actually

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:27.160
<v Speaker 1>a perfect So when she found out she didn't get it,

0:52:27.239 --> 0:52:29.600
<v Speaker 1>she started crying. She's like, I have done so much.

0:52:30.480 --> 0:52:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I've given some much. Yeah, where's the guy? Mean nowhere?

0:52:38.400 --> 0:52:42.120
<v Speaker 1>No way, I don't where. Meanwhile, she's like, I gotta

0:52:42.120 --> 0:52:45.440
<v Speaker 1>go on this fucking date, a group date. She's jealous.

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:48.799
<v Speaker 1>There's nights and a sword fighter. There's a creation. Cool

0:52:48.920 --> 0:52:52.879
<v Speaker 1>that they have lady nights, Lady Nights and by the way,

0:52:53.280 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 1>like this hipster lady Night would be killing it and

0:52:56.680 --> 0:53:01.800
<v Speaker 1>like Highland Park or Silver like, yeah, the larper's within this,

0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:05.000
<v Speaker 1>within the world of the bachelor of like pageant world.

0:53:05.040 --> 0:53:08.120
<v Speaker 1>They're like wait what you know, well she would be

0:53:08.640 --> 0:53:12.000
<v Speaker 1>killing it. Um. So she's like, you know what in Croatia,

0:53:12.040 --> 0:53:15.640
<v Speaker 1>women's shoulder to shoulder with men. Um, go choose your shoes,

0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:20.200
<v Speaker 1>your suit. So there's a feast. There's gross food. It

0:53:20.360 --> 0:53:25.600
<v Speaker 1>was fucking disgusting. Is with this? They must also have vegetarians,

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Like what could I do if I was there? And

0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I do not eat meat. Also, like parish.

0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't eat poor. Apparently I would just leave like

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:42.000
<v Speaker 1>and uh uh so I'm sure they'd be like, Okay,

0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:44.520
<v Speaker 1>there have been vegans of vegetarians, and I feel like

0:53:44.520 --> 0:53:48.640
<v Speaker 1>they probably of course there are. Serena says squeezes fish

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:51.760
<v Speaker 1>eyed juice into her mouth, which I thought you're supposed

0:53:51.760 --> 0:53:53.880
<v Speaker 1>to eat the eyeball, but she just kind of rings

0:53:53.920 --> 0:54:00.200
<v Speaker 1>it out in her She looks at almost like like

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:04.840
<v Speaker 1>like I lock, like like are you fucking coming at me?

0:54:05.239 --> 0:54:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Like you for you loan officer like a sponge. Yeah.

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I literally couldn't watch it, like I don't meet. It

0:54:16.120 --> 0:54:21.040
<v Speaker 1>was like very and then that's what gave me food poisonings.

0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I actually decided. I was like, I am going to

0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:26.520
<v Speaker 1>enter this competition. I was gonna do one. I flew

0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:30.160
<v Speaker 1>to a croatia, I slept on a hard bed. I

0:54:30.239 --> 0:54:32.439
<v Speaker 1>tried to made him at the clock tower. It didn't work,

0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:36.360
<v Speaker 1>so that they had to go do their poems written

0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:40.040
<v Speaker 1>for them by the same person. Mara had a full

0:54:40.239 --> 0:54:45.640
<v Speaker 1>limerick and yet Serene one not Mara, just because the

0:54:45.719 --> 0:54:49.080
<v Speaker 1>producers want to put the screws on just for like

0:54:49.680 --> 0:54:52.440
<v Speaker 1>just to have a new the two on one, like

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:55.840
<v Speaker 1>they need some controversy and by the way, how easily

0:54:55.920 --> 0:55:00.520
<v Speaker 1>manipulated they are. It works well, well, but that's a

0:55:01.200 --> 0:55:04.839
<v Speaker 1>Serene didn't win the Rose though, right, So like it's

0:55:04.880 --> 0:55:07.359
<v Speaker 1>one of these competitions that's total bullshit because you can

0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:09.440
<v Speaker 1>win that, but you don't get the road. What did

0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:12.080
<v Speaker 1>she win exactly? Getting carried off by Clayton. They like

0:55:12.200 --> 0:55:14.799
<v Speaker 1>hung out and kissed for a little bit, like, oh yeah,

0:55:14.840 --> 0:55:18.960
<v Speaker 1>they're kissing. The first one carried off is huge though,

0:55:18.960 --> 0:55:23.360
<v Speaker 1>because though you know, Tomorrow had to sit there and

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:26.759
<v Speaker 1>watch it happen. Yeah, you're right, that's right, you know,

0:55:26.960 --> 0:55:31.640
<v Speaker 1>slowly broke down when everybody knows. Everybody knows her little

0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:36.120
<v Speaker 1>limerick was the best. She did the best, like good,

0:55:36.320 --> 0:55:41.400
<v Speaker 1>yeah she did. She memorized. It was kind of simplistic,

0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:45.480
<v Speaker 1>but it was I've lost so many parts tomorrow. If

0:55:45.520 --> 0:55:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I could learn my lines like that, I gotta say,

0:55:48.719 --> 0:55:52.200
<v Speaker 1>here we go, here we are, We're at Clayton, freaking

0:55:52.320 --> 0:55:58.120
<v Speaker 1>the funk out with Rachel motor Mouth. I just don't know.

0:55:58.440 --> 0:56:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where you're at. I I mean, do

0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:02.360
<v Speaker 1>you feel like I could be a pass? It's like

0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:05.120
<v Speaker 1>next meet and she's all over him. Yeah, and she's like,

0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:06.719
<v Speaker 1>she's like, do you feel like I mean, do you

0:56:06.760 --> 0:56:08.600
<v Speaker 1>feel like you need more time? This is all I'm asking, Like,

0:56:08.640 --> 0:56:10.480
<v Speaker 1>do you need more time? Because its next meet? That's

0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:17.919
<v Speaker 1>like you have no idea? No, I just be like, okay, well,

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:19.520
<v Speaker 1>like I imagine I don't want to be left in

0:56:19.520 --> 0:56:25.560
<v Speaker 1>the west here. You have no idea. I am falling

0:56:25.680 --> 0:56:29.000
<v Speaker 1>for you so hard. I am terrified. I don't know

0:56:29.120 --> 0:56:32.959
<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen. I don't have like like my mind

0:56:33.200 --> 0:56:37.720
<v Speaker 1>is like everything I would love to bring you. Meanwhile,

0:56:37.800 --> 0:56:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Morrows after the side. I'm the oldest one here. Do

0:56:40.960 --> 0:56:42.719
<v Speaker 1>you think that Morrow is watching it back? Being like

0:56:42.840 --> 0:56:45.200
<v Speaker 1>all I had to do was say that I'm falling

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:49.560
<v Speaker 1>for your like shrimp nuts and yeah, I'm all juice.

0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you She's just some secret words I had to say.

0:56:57.040 --> 0:57:00.080
<v Speaker 1>She goes, I am super ready to settle down. I

0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:02.760
<v Speaker 1>wish you could see what when I bring to the table.

0:57:02.920 --> 0:57:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I am ready to marry. I am my wife material

0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:07.840
<v Speaker 1>or not wife material, because a lot of these ladies

0:57:07.840 --> 0:57:13.560
<v Speaker 1>in not wife material. I have done everything. Hey Clayton over,

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:17.000
<v Speaker 1>yeah said that, big boy. I gotta see in my office.

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:20.680
<v Speaker 1>She isn't old, but she does say things that old

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:24.720
<v Speaker 1>people say like, yeah, that's wife material right there. Look

0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:31.080
<v Speaker 1>at us. She's got she's got baby bearing hips, wife materials.

0:57:32.800 --> 0:57:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Amazing about let's say, so you're not going to meet

0:57:36.600 --> 0:57:42.000
<v Speaker 1>a doctor. She's like those people in the progressive commercials

0:57:42.040 --> 0:57:45.000
<v Speaker 1>that are turning into their parents. Someone didn't leave home

0:57:45.160 --> 0:57:49.000
<v Speaker 1>soon enough. Yes, I've done everything you say you're looking for.

0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Surprised you say you're looking for, you say you're looking

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:55.320
<v Speaker 1>for a woman, you say you want to pursue. You've

0:57:55.360 --> 0:57:59.520
<v Speaker 1>given enough roses that don't reflect that you're checking all

0:57:59.560 --> 0:58:07.880
<v Speaker 1>the box. I'm a woman, was over twelve. I like centaur,

0:58:08.880 --> 0:58:14.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm a woman. This is your journey, not mine, But

0:58:14.360 --> 0:58:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I gotta stay here. Some of the women did not

0:58:16.800 --> 0:58:19.800
<v Speaker 1>come on. I'm not saying when you're under two on one.

0:58:19.920 --> 0:58:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Things were being said back at the hospital. Um, he's like,

0:58:24.520 --> 0:58:27.880
<v Speaker 1>what is it? What? Wait? Wait, wait what about the woman?

0:58:28.240 --> 0:58:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know age? Um, you know twenty three. I

0:58:33.400 --> 0:58:37.959
<v Speaker 1>could not even picture myself being engaged at twenty three,

0:58:38.400 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 1>nine years ago. And then you know, I rucs like

0:58:49.120 --> 0:58:54.640
<v Speaker 1>you got a good point there. Sarah is the youngest

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:57.960
<v Speaker 1>one in the house. She's not painfully honest. He goes,

0:58:58.120 --> 0:59:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate your honest, dude, and he thought he's being

0:59:01.200 --> 0:59:04.760
<v Speaker 1>so smart too. He's like, I realized she's talking about Sarah.

0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:15.240
<v Speaker 1>She was like some people said they're not ready the waves.

0:59:15.960 --> 0:59:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're like, god, you literally have to be like

0:59:20.000 --> 0:59:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I heard. And he's like so he falls for every

0:59:25.560 --> 0:59:30.680
<v Speaker 1>trap everything. So then he's like, I appreciate the honesty.

0:59:30.880 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 1>And then once again he gives the rose to rate

0:59:35.360 --> 0:59:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Rachel and Mars like, what I am white material? Yeah,

0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:46.640
<v Speaker 1>it's pissed. Meanwhile, Clayton is just naturally standing staring at

0:59:46.800 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 1>his door. Stand by just standing staring. It's hard. He

1:00:05.640 --> 1:00:11.520
<v Speaker 1>is like a robot, like recharging staring, just waiting for

1:00:11.640 --> 1:00:16.160
<v Speaker 1>his feedback. There's a knock in the door and the

1:00:16.240 --> 1:00:18.280
<v Speaker 1>thing comes in underneath it. He get things up and

1:00:18.360 --> 1:00:25.040
<v Speaker 1>he opens the door so confused. It's his own handwriting

1:00:27.640 --> 1:00:33.120
<v Speaker 1>and his collegon meet me at the clockdown and he's like, oh,

1:00:33.400 --> 1:00:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go back to the mean mortgage broker. He's like, oh, ship,

1:00:37.920 --> 1:00:41.479
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go back to that cougar's dead. How funny

1:00:41.560 --> 1:00:43.000
<v Speaker 1>would it be though, if he had a one on

1:00:43.280 --> 1:00:48.840
<v Speaker 1>one on one with himself, if he's like Memento exactly

1:00:51.800 --> 1:00:55.760
<v Speaker 1>so he doesn't forget I've come from the future to

1:00:55.880 --> 1:01:01.320
<v Speaker 1>warn you about these women. He's late, deary lawyers. But

1:01:01.480 --> 1:01:03.200
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I should also tell you who's going

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<v Speaker 1>to win the super Bowl. Oh so you're gonna sucking virgin.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's cool, okay. So then so then he's like

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<v Speaker 1>he shows up and he sees it Susie, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>like because he thinks he's gonna go yelled at by

1:01:17.280 --> 1:01:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Mara and he was like, whoa, Oh, I am so

1:01:27.520 --> 1:01:35.439
<v Speaker 1>happy right now? Whoah? Why was he was insane even

1:01:35.480 --> 1:01:40.400
<v Speaker 1>all the way to the top of the tower. It

1:01:40.600 --> 1:01:42.320
<v Speaker 1>is just so psyched not to give me yelled at

1:01:42.360 --> 1:01:47.400
<v Speaker 1>by Mary? What are we doing her? Sus what's happening?

1:01:49.760 --> 1:01:57.320
<v Speaker 1>I put on my best not leisure wear. Isn't medsday? Family?

1:01:57.560 --> 1:02:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Your family, last people one of my family. When you

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<v Speaker 1>say meet me at the clock tower, there's a gun

1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:10.440
<v Speaker 1>involved or some aggressive shoving. Yeah, something can happen in

1:02:10.480 --> 1:02:13.960
<v Speaker 1>the top of that tower. Not just got a secret.

1:02:14.880 --> 1:02:19.280
<v Speaker 1>I like you you'll never make and I look like

1:02:19.400 --> 1:02:23.840
<v Speaker 1>knnah Brown and Wie Ryan. So here we are. He goes, whoa.

1:02:24.480 --> 1:02:28.720
<v Speaker 1>She's like, Hey, I'm feeling insecure. It's always hard when

1:02:28.760 --> 1:02:30.360
<v Speaker 1>you get the first one on one day, you come

1:02:30.360 --> 1:02:32.919
<v Speaker 1>out strong and then you got put to the back

1:02:32.960 --> 1:02:35.280
<v Speaker 1>of the line. There like you forget about her. It's

1:02:35.320 --> 1:02:38.040
<v Speaker 1>hard to come back. She's like, I've been feeling insecure

1:02:38.080 --> 1:02:41.120
<v Speaker 1>about losing my chance to be with him. She asked him,

1:02:41.160 --> 1:02:43.000
<v Speaker 1>how are you feeling, because I'm excited, but I don't

1:02:43.000 --> 1:02:44.760
<v Speaker 1>want to be blindsided, Like I don't want to get

1:02:44.800 --> 1:02:47.560
<v Speaker 1>pushed off the tower. She's like, I did want to

1:02:47.640 --> 1:02:50.840
<v Speaker 1>bring you something here, to bring something up to share

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<v Speaker 1>with you. Um. He's like, oh, well, of course I

1:02:53.520 --> 1:02:56.960
<v Speaker 1>got caught off guard. UM. She's like, look, it's hard

1:02:57.040 --> 1:02:59.840
<v Speaker 1>being here. I'm happy for you, but I am putting

1:03:00.040 --> 1:03:03.640
<v Speaker 1>up walls. Um. I promised myself would be more vulnerable

1:03:05.760 --> 1:03:09.480
<v Speaker 1>and um, even like I thought, like there's so much

1:03:09.520 --> 1:03:11.440
<v Speaker 1>more to go, but I just thought, I need to

1:03:11.520 --> 1:03:22.080
<v Speaker 1>tell you now, Clay, and I do feel like I

1:03:22.280 --> 1:03:27.440
<v Speaker 1>am falling in love with you. He goes, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the happiest I've been since I've been on

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<v Speaker 1>this journey, except for earlier when I found out Teddy

1:03:36.560 --> 1:03:43.360
<v Speaker 1>was a virgin. Whoa wow who. She told me everything

1:03:43.440 --> 1:03:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I needed to hear, and then he met his clone

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<v Speaker 1>in the in the alley for a quick yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, Jesse, um, Jesse goes. I was scared. I

1:03:54.520 --> 1:03:58.840
<v Speaker 1>was scared. He's like, well, you need some reassurance. I

1:03:58.960 --> 1:04:02.800
<v Speaker 1>just wrote out these two knobs. Jesse gaven bad advice?

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<v Speaker 1>Would just listen to your own hard like, no, he no,

1:04:05.600 --> 1:04:10.080
<v Speaker 1>he's he's not told I don't trust that hard Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what did you guys think of of what's her name? Still,

1:04:14.560 --> 1:04:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I would have said I would have said him. I

1:04:15.960 --> 1:04:19.080
<v Speaker 1>would have said to him, don't believe everything from everybody.

1:04:21.040 --> 1:04:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Advice is terrible, Like, listen to your heart. This is

1:04:23.600 --> 1:04:26.280
<v Speaker 1>what I did. Yeah, and no one remembers what Jesse did.

1:04:26.520 --> 1:04:32.160
<v Speaker 1>He didn't marry her. So wait, so Susan the clock tower?

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<v Speaker 1>She was on the clock tower. What did you guys think?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've been a fan of Susie from Jay one.

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<v Speaker 1>You feel like she's been uh, you know, staying out

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<v Speaker 1>of trouble with all these altercations between the different gals.

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<v Speaker 1>She never gets involved except for when it gets really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>She seems reasonable. Would you say she's a champion? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say that about her. I think she's, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going all the way to this and other seasons

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<v Speaker 1>becoming a champion. Do you guys think her saying I

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<v Speaker 1>have a beast inside of me or all that was

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<v Speaker 1>foreshadowing to something I forgot about that. I also will

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<v Speaker 1>say I said this early at the break Hannah Brown

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<v Speaker 1>also had a beast in her remember, so I think similar,

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<v Speaker 1>But like, I'm curious if they included that, because maybe

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<v Speaker 1>something's going to come out later. Hot, yeah, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see a beast with two backs, idiot. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>have you many horse? What happened to Hannah Brown? Where she?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know? Where? Where you put her? Where? I

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<v Speaker 1>think that she's she's dating somebody. She wrote a book.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the book. Somebody gave me the book. Her

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<v Speaker 1>birthday is she But she didn't wind up with anyone

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<v Speaker 1>from the show. No, Remember, she chose Jed and Jed

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<v Speaker 1>was just using her. Man dated Tyler for a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit during COVID, Right, Yeah, they quarantined together for set. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, she's out there doing her thing. Yeah, did

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<v Speaker 1>come back? We get round too? Yeah? Why not? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So then, um and I made it. I made it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say I googled the best parts of her book.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't have to read it, and she should

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<v Speaker 1>probably just like take care of herself. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean why she's just gone through a lot? Oh really? Yeah, Like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you can google best parts of book. I read all

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<v Speaker 1>the best parts. First said that it almost sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a threat, like a she better watch up herself and

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<v Speaker 1>go to therapy. Yeah, are you wife material? You better

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<v Speaker 1>take care of yourself? Take care of so you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be talking about you talking about Tyler. You think he

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<v Speaker 1>has the fucking crown jewel and the Statla Nation. You

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<v Speaker 1>should talk to Tyler. You should go to dance for

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<v Speaker 1>the how her and Tyler's relationship ended. Okay, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, that guy was sucking gorgeous and she

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<v Speaker 1>had a chance of into a dog jingle. He was

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<v Speaker 1>wife's material. Now. The best part of the book is

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<v Speaker 1>after Dylan and Hannah's engagement party, she went home with Peter,

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<v Speaker 1>who still with his parents, and they slept together, and

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<v Speaker 1>the next morning she had to go down and have

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<v Speaker 1>coffee with the parents and he had to go to work.

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<v Speaker 1>So he gave her twenty dollars for a newber. Thanks baby,

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<v Speaker 1>none trouble. And then Barbara was like Hanna was a angel.

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<v Speaker 1>Com back to me, Hannah Ann Brea. We are so

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<v Speaker 1>deep into this. I have to tell all you when

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<v Speaker 1>I now when I go on dates and people and

1:08:05.680 --> 1:08:07.280
<v Speaker 1>people like, so what do you do, I'm like, well,

1:08:07.320 --> 1:08:11.600
<v Speaker 1>there's a certain more, there's a certain part of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was like, I'm a documentary filmmaker. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm becoming a champion. And then I ride out like

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<v Speaker 1>a serial killer and I know everything about hairless people

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<v Speaker 1>looking for love. We WHI but I anyway to wrap

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<v Speaker 1>up Susan the clockdowner, I thought it was a nice

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<v Speaker 1>way for the for the for the producers to add

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<v Speaker 1>another one on one for somebody by the way, because

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<v Speaker 1>she was a contender and I feel like they've fucked

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<v Speaker 1>her and it's said that they're giving her another chance.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we get um, Sarah's on a date with him.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even they barely get a date. They're like

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<v Speaker 1>in an alley at night. They go nowhere. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>like intro letter. It just felt like they are and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like making like a sabaro, you know, in like Croatia.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like a table and she's like, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>make a toast um, and he's like, who whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>It's brought to my intention that some people might not

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<v Speaker 1>be ready for love for what I'm looking for. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, um, who's that person? Is like, you're the

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<v Speaker 1>person they were speaking of, and then she loses her

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<v Speaker 1>fucking mind. She's like, I got I don't see a

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<v Speaker 1>future with you. Oh my god, I have even nothing

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<v Speaker 1>but honest with you. I really confused. And he just

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, aren't they just stopping? He got to go,

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<v Speaker 1>I can stand pick this aroom. I told my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>to think send dar cute little lady crying. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stand the sty They have some interesting views around here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just stare all. I solved my problems by staring

1:10:05.040 --> 1:10:12.160
<v Speaker 1>all step away. She's in tears. So Thenny she's crying.

1:10:12.400 --> 1:10:15.120
<v Speaker 1>She picks up a napkin that's stole in the ring

1:10:15.720 --> 1:10:18.439
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, dabbing it, keeps it in the napkin

1:10:18.560 --> 1:10:21.360
<v Speaker 1>ring me too. She goes, I'm done, and then she

1:10:21.479 --> 1:10:23.920
<v Speaker 1>walks off and she's talking to producers. Did you know

1:10:24.040 --> 1:10:28.160
<v Speaker 1>that producer? By chance? Well no, I just camera went

1:10:28.200 --> 1:10:31.320
<v Speaker 1>all crazy right there, like they really went off script.

1:10:31.520 --> 1:10:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I just looked at Wells and I saw the like

1:10:34.720 --> 1:10:39.679
<v Speaker 1>cord for the earphones, and I think barbed wire nectar.

1:10:41.600 --> 1:10:49.280
<v Speaker 1>That's very well. Yeah, that's screamed like like you were

1:10:49.320 --> 1:10:55.639
<v Speaker 1>like a huge third eye blind fan. I was obviously obviously,

1:10:55.880 --> 1:11:01.840
<v Speaker 1>yeah obviously. I mean, actually you graduate to shaggy and staring. Okay,

1:11:02.000 --> 1:11:07.760
<v Speaker 1>so then alright, I get if you're shaggy to play

1:11:07.800 --> 1:11:11.040
<v Speaker 1>the super Bowl. So then napkin ring and she's done,

1:11:11.360 --> 1:11:13.360
<v Speaker 1>and she goes to the other alley and she's talking

1:11:13.360 --> 1:11:17.639
<v Speaker 1>to the producer. Someone is upset. It's a bit Jess move.

1:11:18.320 --> 1:11:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Why are would you do this to me? Why? Why

1:11:20.880 --> 1:11:24.280
<v Speaker 1>would you? What the actual fuck? And then she like,

1:11:26.000 --> 1:11:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm scared of losing you to this and he's like, okay,

1:11:29.360 --> 1:11:32.679
<v Speaker 1>that's cool. I don't question it, and then they kiss.

1:11:32.880 --> 1:11:35.000
<v Speaker 1>She gets the rose and she's like clean up. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>comes fucking batch, congratulations because you're you're getting what you

1:11:40.240 --> 1:11:42.720
<v Speaker 1>get for being a fucking liar. It's a bit Jess move,

1:11:42.800 --> 1:11:48.519
<v Speaker 1>but it was weak. Um. She really created a bigger

1:11:49.360 --> 1:11:53.679
<v Speaker 1>rival than than she initially had. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe

1:11:53.680 --> 1:11:55.759
<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have called a thirty two year old cougar.

1:11:55.880 --> 1:11:58.360
<v Speaker 1>That's what she gets for poking the wife of a

1:11:58.479 --> 1:12:02.280
<v Speaker 1>mob boss to be calling herr so the tooth will prevail,

1:12:02.439 --> 1:12:04.840
<v Speaker 1>letters will go home. And then we watched him do

1:12:04.960 --> 1:12:09.640
<v Speaker 1>the shagging dance. What a journey? What did that not

1:12:09.840 --> 1:12:12.560
<v Speaker 1>make it appear as if she was now lying? I

1:12:12.640 --> 1:12:15.560
<v Speaker 1>immediately was like, now I don't trust you. Yeah, he

1:12:15.640 --> 1:12:19.439
<v Speaker 1>took it one step too far, which is like coming

1:12:19.560 --> 1:12:22.760
<v Speaker 1>for you. I know, because for a while I was

1:12:22.880 --> 1:12:27.680
<v Speaker 1>team Era, and then I felt sorry for and then

1:12:28.080 --> 1:12:30.599
<v Speaker 1>now I just don't really like either of that. Well,

1:12:31.360 --> 1:12:34.080
<v Speaker 1>the thing that always annoys me is when it's obvious

1:12:34.200 --> 1:12:36.240
<v Speaker 1>that someone's lying about somebody else and then I called

1:12:36.280 --> 1:12:40.240
<v Speaker 1>out for by the lead. Usually what happens is that

1:12:40.360 --> 1:12:42.320
<v Speaker 1>they'll just start crying and be like this sarks me

1:12:42.439 --> 1:12:46.120
<v Speaker 1>so much, I can't believe this is happening, and doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like go through the steps and like figure out what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on, And so Sarah starts doing that. Finally she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe it just happened to come from somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's upset that I got this, and like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>explained it to him, yes, for to be like, I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think Mara thinks she's lying. I think Barra

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<v Speaker 1>believes everything she was saying. I'm sure Sarah said that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably at the beginning. I was like, I'm three. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be pretty crazy if I was engaged after this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, young, she also merit manages somebody's money.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's like, this is my money manager. I mean maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she's great at it. I don't know, but she's awfully

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<v Speaker 1>young to have to be like, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot of wealth. I need a wealth manager. You, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 1>you still like you know the market? Um? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows. Look, maybe she's great at it. Over the

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<v Speaker 1>place right now, it's all an unforcible jokens, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>No unfunckible tokens, unfusckable tokens. Listen, you guys. We got

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<v Speaker 1>so many new reviews this week, and all of them

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<v Speaker 1>were nice. Nobody was my dead dad coming back to

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<v Speaker 1>say what a bad So thank you so much. We

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<v Speaker 1>love you, We really love hearing from you. And we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get to two thousand. We're up to one

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<v Speaker 1>point night. So again, here's the thing about becoming a champion,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, you're all smoke show champs. And here's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing about becoming a smoke toe champ. Is that you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta just do it is one one point at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. You just go one point at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you win Wimbledon. And so, um, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm planned to win Wimbledon. And so we're gonna tanna,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you know center court we do one point at

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<v Speaker 1>a time, and so next thing we need to get

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<v Speaker 1>to is one point nine. Yeah, that's ideal for me. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>so um, so here's so here's the uh here's three

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<v Speaker 1>that I picked out is randomly. There were so many

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<v Speaker 1>nice ones. And if you, we do appreciate if you

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<v Speaker 1>like us, you leave us reviews, you subscribe on Apple.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you can subscribe everywhere, you stitch your Spotify everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>but we but you if you do the reviews on Apple,

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<v Speaker 1>which we appreciate. Very helpful. You know, because my contract

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<v Speaker 1>I ends this year and I want to get renewed.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. This one is from Kimberly Brian five stars,

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<v Speaker 1>best podcast ever. I haven't watched The Bachelor Bachelorette in

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<v Speaker 1>many seasons. I love so many people just don't even watch.

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<v Speaker 1>That is such an honor. Can I just say they think.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what they imagine. All the people looking I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I assume all of them do tune in

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<v Speaker 1>for paradise, Like maybe they just skip the farm teams.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't watched The Bachelor Bachelorette in many seasons, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't quit you on, and I enjoy the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast so much, and I laugh along with everyone as

1:15:33.960 --> 1:15:36.800
<v Speaker 1>you make your way through the episode. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>miss the show. This is the sweetest thing anybody's ever said.

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<v Speaker 1>As you would get a gold medal if note taking

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<v Speaker 1>within the Olympics, keep doing the Lord's work? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me? Katie? Do I get a gold medal as

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<v Speaker 1>you take in in obsessive notes in the oh? For sure?

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<v Speaker 1>For sure. There's another one that was above it. There's

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<v Speaker 1>another one that was above it that I didn't even Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's one that's so great. There's like some one of

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<v Speaker 1>you know that you're becoming champions. We got emails it's

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm becoming a champion. We got a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>we got a lot of reviews that ended with I

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<v Speaker 1>am becoming a champion. Here's another one. Five stars from

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<v Speaker 1>good Goo. Just the right fit for a podcast. Host.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that. Dad Odden is the amazing podcast host, and

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<v Speaker 1>all the guests are insanely funny guys. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>write that myself. What if we found out these were

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<v Speaker 1>all you you know, you know, even thousands of IP addresses,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, I'm cat fishing all of you, even

1:16:39.800 --> 1:16:43.920
<v Speaker 1>the mean ones. It rails people up, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>can then I get review what I can write. Thence one. God,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really fun to talk like marraw I promise I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do this every episode, but I will do one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do a couple more reviews like car Adden. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing podcast host. It's more Rhode Island, and all

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<v Speaker 1>the guests are insanely funny. I especially love with Garrett.

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<v Speaker 1>Lacy and Aisles are on, and of course the g

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<v Speaker 1>Rob paget Lori and the production team all caps. The

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor Bachelorette itself continues to go downhill. It's no wife material,

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<v Speaker 1>but hey, will you accept this rose makes it worth watching? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>life can't be all blueberries and paper airplanes, but we

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<v Speaker 1>can be smoke show chaps. That's right, we can. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how you read a fucking reveal your wife material. Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>you are wife Material. Honey, Okay, here's another one. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>you know somebody wrote becoming a Champion. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>just literally five stars becoming a champion. I got a text,

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<v Speaker 1>they get it. I just want to say, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>text from my friend Whitney. Well, I'm gonna read to you.

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<v Speaker 1>She shadow Whitney. We love Whitney. She listens with her

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<v Speaker 1>new husband, she's wife Material. Guys her new husband Brian,

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<v Speaker 1>and her gorgeous mom. They listen, okay, and she's loving

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<v Speaker 1>the champion thing. Um. She goes Brian, her husband, wife Material.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all into talking about us becoming champions. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>his callback joke. And we just saw a Super Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>commercial and he was like, oh, she is a champion.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, I think that's for scientology

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, oh, never mind. Then she goes my

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<v Speaker 1>mom is saying it too. We did a whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday when I made us say made us say all

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<v Speaker 1>of the why we are champions. I was so happy.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom said I am also a champion. It was epic.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Arden, I am a champion. Too bad. This was

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<v Speaker 1>at the time when the Rams were losing two bands.

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<v Speaker 1>De Art on the Ram sidelines, yelling to all of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she wrote at the end, the rams are champions.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Brian Jess said are you becoming a champion?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I am a champion, and then her

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<v Speaker 1>mom said yes, and then Brian said, I wish the

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<v Speaker 1>rams s felt the same because at the time they

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<v Speaker 1>were being champions. You guys is taking off? It does

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<v Speaker 1>I should write a self help book becoming a champion. Friend.

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<v Speaker 1>This weekend, Megan shout Out sent me a text with

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<v Speaker 1>her holding a weight and said, I'm becoming a champion.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I ming, doesn't it feel good? Because look,

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<v Speaker 1>life is hard enough, and I gotta tell you, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even joking. When I was throwing up from that

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<v Speaker 1>salad and Mittens was holding back my hair, I thought, Arden,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the deal. J J. Didn't raise no drip like

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while. It's your turn out the fucking

1:19:24.640 --> 1:19:27.120
<v Speaker 1>throw up roulette. You did it. You had the bad salad.

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<v Speaker 1>So what so you throw up for a couple of hours,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the floor for a few days, you watch

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<v Speaker 1>some palm and Tommy, you get back in the fucking games.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a champion. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>my weekend. I'm pulling the plug on everything. I called

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<v Speaker 1>everything off. You just ride it out. I just ate apples,

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<v Speaker 1>is what I wanted with apples. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even have water. I did, look at I've

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<v Speaker 1>got no moisture. But here's the thing that so here.

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<v Speaker 1>But like but again, it's like no arden because in

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<v Speaker 1>my brain started to do a tricky dancer. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is your life? And then I thought and I

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<v Speaker 1>literally intervened on myself. I was like, your life is

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who was a fucking champion and guess what.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody gets sick. It's not personal. You got fucking food

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<v Speaker 1>poisoning because you're and you're a champion, you get back

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<v Speaker 1>in the game. I like the idea of it's not personal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not first personal food was going for you, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what. But everybody, it's like, you're not the only one.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got food poisoning before you getta get it again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not personal. Don't be a drip. You just call

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<v Speaker 1>the herd. Maybe don't send photos of yourself to people.

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<v Speaker 1>Which did you do that? Of course I did. I

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<v Speaker 1>did I said a lot of like, uh not nobody

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<v Speaker 1>always like dating or anything, and uh and then uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, changed your riot photo. I changed my riot photo, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are you just sending in a slightly gray pallor champion

1:20:44.400 --> 1:20:46.080
<v Speaker 1>with whose cat as holy? But I had on my

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<v Speaker 1>little content sweatshirt. I was trying not to throw up

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<v Speaker 1>on the little ties. I didn't because I'm a fucking champion.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what. I even, I sweat through it and

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<v Speaker 1>I washed it and I washed my hair on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>Big days. I'm playing for you today. Well, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>back to the show. And here we are before we

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<v Speaker 1>get to tweeter of the week? Who do you think

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna win? Who do you think it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the next Bachelor? Wells Adams, Um, the pilot is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna win? What Rachel? Obviously? What are we doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>Sus Okay, great, all right, Dougie, Dougie captain. Who do

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<v Speaker 1>you think is gonna Who's gonna be the champion and

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna be the Bachelorette. I still like my initial prediction.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna stick with Susie's gonna be champion, Champion, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna work out and so then she's the

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<v Speaker 1>next batchelor O. She's both okay, who's still champion? Who's

1:21:41.400 --> 1:21:43.519
<v Speaker 1>the bachelor? I agree with well, I think Rachel's a

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<v Speaker 1>champ and on Susie's Bachelortte okay, production team, I think

1:21:49.800 --> 1:21:54.439
<v Speaker 1>Rachel wins champion from the champion. Rachel's the champion in

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<v Speaker 1>the end. And then yeah, I think I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>Susie Bachelor, right, Yeah, I think Rachel ends Marlena should

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<v Speaker 1>be thank you, she's amazing. What if it's Teddy? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Was Clayton? It might not be a virgin

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<v Speaker 1>after this shrew was cult or virgin? Was could in

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<v Speaker 1>a virgin? Or was he a reformed virgin? Culton was

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<v Speaker 1>a full virgin? Okay? Will the finale be near a volcano? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Sacrifice her? Um. I see where this is going and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll like it. By the way, don't forget for all

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<v Speaker 1>of February. If you win Tweet of the week, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what you also? Will you accept this tweet? Will you

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<v Speaker 1>accept the sleep crown? This is not an ad. This

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<v Speaker 1>amazing woman knew that I struggled with sleep, so she

1:22:44.479 --> 1:22:47.200
<v Speaker 1>makes this pillow. It's called the Sleep crown and it's

1:22:47.280 --> 1:22:50.360
<v Speaker 1>like a way to blanket made like a baby blank

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<v Speaker 1>You like stick it on your face and you can

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<v Speaker 1>like blocks out like sound noises, so comforting. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys get yours. I've had mine for a while and

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely love it. I use it every night. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect pillow. Ever, it's also so nice to cuddle with.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so soft. It's mating. Went batshit this morning and

1:23:09.800 --> 1:23:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like smitten to that bat ship, so I

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<v Speaker 1>pulled it out. Oh my god, Katie, have you used it?

1:23:14.160 --> 1:23:16.519
<v Speaker 1>Do you love it? I do? It's really it's like comforting.

1:23:16.720 --> 1:23:18.880
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Weird to explain to me? Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like it doesn't cover your nose. It's like a little

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<v Speaker 1>like soft pillow that you like sleep with it over

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes and your ears. Do you love it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>They're smaller, Yeah, it's smaller, and it's so good. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the best. Okay. It's called a sleep crown. So the

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<v Speaker 1>woman who runs it was concerned that I don't sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>and she sent it to me. She sent one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so good. So um, they're a hunters seventy five dollars normally,

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're gonna win, if you went to it

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<v Speaker 1>to the week and she's doing a discount for our listeners. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>She's literally not paying for any of this. We're just

1:23:47.560 --> 1:23:49.640
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with her. What is the thing, Anna? What do

1:23:49.720 --> 1:23:54.759
<v Speaker 1>people email? Um? Well, for the website, it's sleep Crown

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<v Speaker 1>dot com slash w y t R w y a

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<v Speaker 1>t R excuse me, and then the code is rose

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<v Speaker 1>for fifteen dollars off. All right, here we go. Um um.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a lot of tweets because there were people

1:24:09.560 --> 1:24:12.280
<v Speaker 1>were on fucking fire. Okay, are you ready for Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>of the Week? Get ready? There's a lot. This is

1:24:14.680 --> 1:24:18.800
<v Speaker 1>from Corey Maidens at Corey Maidens. Even if Clayton tries

1:24:18.840 --> 1:24:21.280
<v Speaker 1>to send San a home is not gonna work. They're

1:24:21.280 --> 1:24:23.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna find her in three years, living in the crawl space,

1:24:23.960 --> 1:24:28.880
<v Speaker 1>gnawing on rotten shrimp and laughing maniacally. This is from

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<v Speaker 1>Mrs Wright at Girl Without a Tat is that Niagara falls?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is says Vagina started sweating again. This is from

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<v Speaker 1>Britt Paulson at berd Mara is giving real clear energy,

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<v Speaker 1>which we all know is the best way to get

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<v Speaker 1>and keep a man. Okay, this one, it's a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of Stephen Colbert is this the one you were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay from this is from Lisa at a Lisa no

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<v Speaker 1>Ancasa Clayton. Okay, so like you're not waiting for like

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<v Speaker 1>marriage but like just like until your love. But like

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<v Speaker 1>also could that like also be fantasy sweets? Like is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you mean? That's what you meant? Yes, it's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's uh here we go. Okay, um uh Donna Ray

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<v Speaker 1>Gibbs at Donna Rey Gibbs, the flame Instructor whispers more

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<v Speaker 1>than Haley Jewel Awesomon in the sixth sense. I know

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<v Speaker 1>he seems dead, Rachel, but maybe stick a mirror under

1:25:25.479 --> 1:25:32.200
<v Speaker 1>his nose. Um. Oh, this one Neil Paschelle at Peel

1:25:32.320 --> 1:25:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Nashelle Clayton going. I gave her the first impression, Rose,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I'm gonna give her this first impression. Dick

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<v Speaker 1>literally made me last impression, this first impression, Dick. Even

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<v Speaker 1>though okay, this is from Corey Maidens, Well, Havari is

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<v Speaker 1>actually pretty beautiful. I'm worried all these women are actresses

1:26:17.720 --> 1:26:20.960
<v Speaker 1>because they convincedly seemed to be excited about going to

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<v Speaker 1>a place best known for civil war and genocide to

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<v Speaker 1>dry on by huge dumbass. This is also from Corey Maidens.

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<v Speaker 1>There are very few things grosser than a creepy dudes

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<v Speaker 1>instant palpable excitement at the idea of having sex with

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<v Speaker 1>the virgin. Oh my god, Okay, okay, okay, Justin Paul

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<v Speaker 1>Spade at Justin Spade, Say will now go back to

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<v Speaker 1>her day job writing fan fiction about how Valdimart wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily in the wrong. Um, this is just a shout

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<v Speaker 1>out for Anna B. Perry at Great be Donia. I

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<v Speaker 1>fully expected a group date in Croatia ends up on

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Sandy's boat. Shout out. That was a blow deck reference. Um, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do the two. We're gonna the dicks. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do the two dicks. I'm gonna do two dicks backwards. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, Corey Maidens at Corey Maidens. There are

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<v Speaker 1>very few things grosser than a creepy dude's instant palpable

1:27:27.439 --> 1:27:30.759
<v Speaker 1>excitement at the idea of having sex with a virgin.

1:27:31.560 --> 1:27:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Or here we go, Neil Paschal at Peel Nachelle Clayton going,

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<v Speaker 1>I gave her the first first your first appreshient. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you do? I'm a documentary and what do you do.

1:27:55.760 --> 1:27:59.799
<v Speaker 1>What do you do? I'm a journalist. I'm also a journalist.

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<v Speaker 1>I also journalist. I don't notice people come in the

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<v Speaker 1>fist garage. That's my book, is all right? Solicit tweets?

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<v Speaker 1>People know about the bones one becoming a champion? All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>well's Adams. What's it gonna be palpable palpable excitement or

1:28:25.800 --> 1:28:30.920
<v Speaker 1>first impression? First impression day? Okay, Doug the D. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all about the D big or creepy virgin I

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<v Speaker 1>d first impression day? How do you feel about first impression? Pussy?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how she should have broke the news to him

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<v Speaker 1>that she used a Virgin's Yeah you know me? Oh

1:29:01.800 --> 1:29:04.960
<v Speaker 1>my god, Megan the Stallion has to do a remake

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<v Speaker 1>of Whopipe. Okay, alright, f I p bear probably yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you know Okay, I gotta say it is unanimous. You

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<v Speaker 1>just run yourself a cleep sleep crack, a cleep slround.

1:29:26.520 --> 1:29:34.919
<v Speaker 1>He broken. I am fueled by apple hail bashall peel Noshelle.

1:29:35.000 --> 1:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm also got a journalist, Clayton going. I gave her

1:29:40.360 --> 1:29:45.800
<v Speaker 1>the first impression Rose, and now I'm gonna givepression. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I met her and Ryant. She says she's a journalist.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't finding of her articles. Yeah yeah, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>start talking about, you know, just a variety of things.

1:29:55.880 --> 1:29:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't varriete any of things. Oh my god, give

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<v Speaker 1>a quick special show out to Mrs Wright tweeted that

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we heard during I feel like what

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<v Speaker 1>we heard during this conversation was ad r and this

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<v Speaker 1>is what they were actually saying about Sarah in regards

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<v Speaker 1>to Clayton, And you have to show the photos. So

1:30:11.439 --> 1:30:17.519
<v Speaker 1>the first one, it's uh uh, what's his name? Clayton

1:30:17.600 --> 1:30:22.599
<v Speaker 1>saying she knows we're the same person, and then Jesse

1:30:22.800 --> 1:30:34.120
<v Speaker 1>saying she knows too much. You know what you did?

1:30:34.200 --> 1:30:37.080
<v Speaker 1>She did it and she put them all together. It's

1:30:37.120 --> 1:30:40.920
<v Speaker 1>such a good she did. She put together and special mention,

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<v Speaker 1>special mentioned. Look at that, Look at that. She don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do. You have to do, you know

1:30:48.600 --> 1:30:53.880
<v Speaker 1>what you have to do? Oh my god, what did you? Gentlemen?

1:30:54.520 --> 1:30:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for like at least getting me nominated for

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<v Speaker 1>the polic surprise again and na Geremant doesn't get us

1:31:04.040 --> 1:31:09.799
<v Speaker 1>a solid food is reading and yet I've played Jettis

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<v Speaker 1>like a fucking psychopath because I'm a champion. You know

1:31:13.720 --> 1:31:16.840
<v Speaker 1>what you gotta get back in the game. Well that

1:31:17.280 --> 1:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>are you becoming a champion? I'm becoming I am a champion.

1:31:19.920 --> 1:31:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Now are you a champion? Face hurts after that one?

1:31:22.439 --> 1:31:26.519
<v Speaker 1>Are you going to be wearing said? Or Hillary Cody?

1:31:26.640 --> 1:31:29.360
<v Speaker 1>This is I am a champion. It's going to be

1:31:29.439 --> 1:31:35.599
<v Speaker 1>a bubble of toilet is what you're gonna wear when

1:31:35.640 --> 1:31:41.600
<v Speaker 1>you marry Sarah? You wear that, our merchant. But I

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<v Speaker 1>also think you should make a sure that says f

1:31:43.360 --> 1:31:49.519
<v Speaker 1>I p You know me, I think we need both

1:31:49.600 --> 1:31:53.360
<v Speaker 1>those those? Aren't you new merch? You know I am

1:31:53.400 --> 1:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>a champion. I am a champion. And this is said

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<v Speaker 1>Tor and Hillery cleon. Somebody has to draw that for us.

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, well iagine explaining that. So what is the

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<v Speaker 1>acronymic by Pete? Right? So here's the thing, right, So

1:32:07.120 --> 1:32:14.920
<v Speaker 1>there's ever you've never met before, and nobody's met it,

1:32:15.080 --> 1:32:21.200
<v Speaker 1>nobody matters, only gets first impression. I think it's I

1:32:21.280 --> 1:32:24.439
<v Speaker 1>think it's brand fresh, new pussy. I think it's the guys.

1:32:25.200 --> 1:32:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you know the journalist art of marine familiar with

1:32:28.640 --> 1:32:33.720
<v Speaker 1>her work? Oh Godge class hard hitting wells Adams? What

1:32:33.840 --> 1:32:37.679
<v Speaker 1>would you like to free? I like you to really

1:32:37.760 --> 1:32:40.720
<v Speaker 1>make these inspirational posters and T shirts, and I'd like

1:32:40.800 --> 1:32:43.639
<v Speaker 1>to sell them. I'm gonna jump off the Hollywood sun.

1:32:43.640 --> 1:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like my work on Earth is done here.

1:32:45.560 --> 1:32:48.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've done my cyclist complete. I can

1:32:48.280 --> 1:32:52.600
<v Speaker 1>go back to being a dragon. But you're gonna have

1:32:52.640 --> 1:32:54.400
<v Speaker 1>to wait a few days though, because it's like says,

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<v Speaker 1>go rams or some ship right now. I don't want

1:32:56.800 --> 1:32:59.439
<v Speaker 1>to jump off the I don't want to changing it

1:32:59.560 --> 1:33:01.960
<v Speaker 1>to like a ram thing. What if I didn't look

1:33:02.080 --> 1:33:06.000
<v Speaker 1>before I jumped. I was like a really big Bengals fan,

1:33:07.280 --> 1:33:09.599
<v Speaker 1>So sad I just took me a couple of dimes.

1:33:09.680 --> 1:33:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Just heard about Finnati would be so bummed out by

1:33:12.720 --> 1:33:17.680
<v Speaker 1>your behavior. It tribute? Okay, well, what would you like

1:33:17.800 --> 1:33:19.960
<v Speaker 1>to promote? I have a podcast too. It's not really

1:33:20.000 --> 1:33:21.800
<v Speaker 1>as funny as this one is, but yes it is

1:33:21.800 --> 1:33:27.400
<v Speaker 1>because you're a champ. Yeah, that's right, wife material. It's

1:33:27.439 --> 1:33:29.400
<v Speaker 1>called your Favorite Thing podcast I do with Brandy Cyrus.

1:33:29.439 --> 1:33:31.320
<v Speaker 1>You can listen to it wherever you listen to I

1:33:31.800 --> 1:33:35.519
<v Speaker 1>suppose this one, Hey, listen, I've heard of the Cyrus is. Yeah.

1:33:35.800 --> 1:33:39.439
<v Speaker 1>I worked with the most famous one, Billy Ray Ray

1:33:40.680 --> 1:33:51.920
<v Speaker 1>the best. Yes, Douglas Spencer. This is Douglas. What would

1:33:51.960 --> 1:33:54.519
<v Speaker 1>you like to promote your gorgeous that hair, your armpit,

1:33:54.720 --> 1:33:58.680
<v Speaker 1>be your champion. I want all my stuff to be

1:33:58.880 --> 1:34:01.360
<v Speaker 1>a secret. Great. But we're gonna be together in San

1:34:01.400 --> 1:34:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Francisco in January, so you want to join. Oh wait,

1:34:08.760 --> 1:34:11.640
<v Speaker 1>let me look cute, Katie, Let me look cute, candidate. No,

1:34:11.840 --> 1:34:15.200
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be cute. I remember, wells couldn't do the

1:34:15.280 --> 1:34:18.760
<v Speaker 1>original weekend, so he can do that. Now, can we

1:34:18.800 --> 1:34:21.400
<v Speaker 1>put a ring on it? Now? Let's do it jan

1:34:24.640 --> 1:34:27.800
<v Speaker 1>It's one, two three, something like that. Oh it isn't

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little later in the month. Shill get that right?

1:34:31.960 --> 1:34:33.880
<v Speaker 1>Will you find out? Was it going to be this time?

1:34:34.040 --> 1:34:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't have I don't remember my calendar. I don't know.

1:34:36.439 --> 1:34:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't even say words today a year and a

1:34:38.880 --> 1:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>week later than it was originally going to be. All right,

1:34:41.360 --> 1:34:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Tan is gonna look at it on a Sunday at

1:34:43.080 --> 1:34:45.479
<v Speaker 1>four in the afternoon. Okay, wait, we're gonna find it

1:34:45.600 --> 1:34:49.000
<v Speaker 1>right now. I have it in my calendar. Okay, twenty

1:34:49.080 --> 1:34:53.439
<v Speaker 1>ninth one. You're with us in San Francisco, whether you

1:34:53.520 --> 1:34:56.000
<v Speaker 1>like it or not. Putting it in like a center

1:34:56.960 --> 1:34:59.160
<v Speaker 1>ever gone this far in the future. This is your

1:34:59.280 --> 1:35:03.679
<v Speaker 1>this is your thing in your calendar, and you can't

1:35:03.760 --> 1:35:07.519
<v Speaker 1>back out. There's no way you have a fucking conflict. Okay, Okay,

1:35:07.680 --> 1:35:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Hey listen, you're a fucking champion, and that's why you're

1:35:11.080 --> 1:35:13.400
<v Speaker 1>a champion, and that's why you're our favorite. And everybody

1:35:13.439 --> 1:35:15.400
<v Speaker 1>else can funk right off that we do. We like

1:35:15.479 --> 1:35:17.519
<v Speaker 1>you the best. You know that, though we've been very clear,

1:35:17.720 --> 1:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>you're going to him. You I came back to you.

1:35:21.400 --> 1:35:25.519
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Welcome, Okay, Robbie, Yes, ma'am like seven o'clock

1:35:25.600 --> 1:35:29.360
<v Speaker 1>on the twenty nine, after four. But you can come

1:35:29.439 --> 1:35:31.439
<v Speaker 1>hang for the weekend if you want, because we can

1:35:31.520 --> 1:35:33.240
<v Speaker 1>get you a hotel. You guys can come up, you

1:35:33.280 --> 1:35:35.080
<v Speaker 1>can hang it. All sorts of fun, competent shows you

1:35:35.280 --> 1:35:37.479
<v Speaker 1>maybe you can give me a Doug shows. I'll be

1:35:37.600 --> 1:35:44.080
<v Speaker 1>on them there, pigay never see the goonies. Do you

1:35:44.080 --> 1:35:46.599
<v Speaker 1>want to do that? It's really fun? Can we all

1:35:46.640 --> 1:35:50.160
<v Speaker 1>be there? I love good times. What would you like

1:35:50.200 --> 1:35:52.920
<v Speaker 1>to promote baby? Oh gosh, I've got a couple of podcasts.

1:35:53.080 --> 1:35:56.919
<v Speaker 1>I've got one called Kings of con Supernatural rewatch podcast.

1:35:57.000 --> 1:35:59.680
<v Speaker 1>We just started Smart Smart. It's all the money's and

1:35:59.760 --> 1:36:03.760
<v Speaker 1>re everyone loves the watches. Everybody does um and yeah.

1:36:03.840 --> 1:36:07.519
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just busy becoming a champion. That's right. When

1:36:07.560 --> 1:36:10.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm not busy, You'll see me next summer at the

1:36:10.439 --> 1:36:14.760
<v Speaker 1>US Open Central Court when I'm not on Amazon buying

1:36:14.840 --> 1:36:18.240
<v Speaker 1>tennis skirts. Excuse me. Um. We also have a brand

1:36:18.280 --> 1:36:21.080
<v Speaker 1>new podcast that we just launched on I Heart Radio

1:36:21.320 --> 1:36:24.280
<v Speaker 1>with the director of Bridgerton called Lady the Road, where

1:36:24.360 --> 1:36:26.680
<v Speaker 1>we talked to badass women. Last week we talked to

1:36:26.760 --> 1:36:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Joan Jett. This week we talked to Ada and Oh,

1:36:29.400 --> 1:36:34.800
<v Speaker 1>who played Lady Dan Barry. She was so cool? How cool?

1:36:34.880 --> 1:36:38.479
<v Speaker 1>How was Joan Jett? Oh my god, I want to

1:36:38.520 --> 1:36:40.840
<v Speaker 1>know my entire inner monologue talking to her. Don't be

1:36:40.960 --> 1:36:43.200
<v Speaker 1>you are? Didn't just pretend you're not? You would be cool?

1:36:43.560 --> 1:36:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Just glowy your voice, calm down? Why don't you have

1:36:46.960 --> 1:36:49.560
<v Speaker 1>some CBD and just literally not be you? Because my

1:36:49.840 --> 1:36:53.559
<v Speaker 1>energy and Joan Jett's on ergury, I was like, did

1:36:53.680 --> 1:36:56.160
<v Speaker 1>you like? I just had to be like cool? What

1:36:56.200 --> 1:37:00.320
<v Speaker 1>did she think of passing? You know when I was

1:37:00.439 --> 1:37:04.599
<v Speaker 1>when when I told her, I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe,

1:37:05.160 --> 1:37:10.280
<v Speaker 1>did you know that shaggy I was like with this, Joe,

1:37:10.360 --> 1:37:14.559
<v Speaker 1>I host a podcast about The Bachelor. Do you watch

1:37:14.600 --> 1:37:16.639
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor? You want to come on and talk about

1:37:16.680 --> 1:37:19.519
<v Speaker 1>hairless people looking for love. We're also doing Summer House

1:37:19.680 --> 1:37:23.000
<v Speaker 1>on our Patreon. It is so funny, fun I have

1:37:23.160 --> 1:37:25.439
<v Speaker 1>laughed so hard because I never watched Summer House. I

1:37:25.520 --> 1:37:27.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't get it. I didn't know that I would care

1:37:27.439 --> 1:37:31.160
<v Speaker 1>about idiots that are like hammered and running a hard

1:37:31.240 --> 1:37:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Seltzer company called lover Boy's greatest of the greatest. This season,

1:37:36.080 --> 1:37:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, let me tell you, a summer house has come.

1:37:38.760 --> 1:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there's a there's a dude that is

1:37:42.120 --> 1:37:44.800
<v Speaker 1>hanging onto his sobriety like a like a He's a

1:37:44.880 --> 1:37:48.639
<v Speaker 1>fucking champion. He's hanging onto a sobriety and as seaful

1:37:48.680 --> 1:37:52.000
<v Speaker 1>of this hammered four year olds wearing mullet wigs screaming

1:37:52.080 --> 1:37:53.960
<v Speaker 1>like I've got steam to blow off. I run a

1:37:54.040 --> 1:37:57.640
<v Speaker 1>hard Seltzer company called lover Boy, and I'm I've never

1:37:58.720 --> 1:38:01.639
<v Speaker 1>He's like forty and is like, this is my birth right.

1:38:02.320 --> 1:38:06.200
<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic. I get it. I love it. I have

1:38:06.360 --> 1:38:08.519
<v Speaker 1>never wanted to rent a group house more and just

1:38:08.640 --> 1:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>get ship faced. Should we do that? Yeah that sounds good. Yeah, okay,

1:38:14.200 --> 1:38:18.280
<v Speaker 1>I know a great place in Croatia. Okay, you guys,

1:38:18.640 --> 1:38:22.360
<v Speaker 1>until next time. Thank you all for coming, Thanks for having,

1:38:22.920 --> 1:38:29.439
<v Speaker 1>thanks for giving us your time. Production team, Thank you Katy.

1:38:29.479 --> 1:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to say? As always? Um go

1:38:32.680 --> 1:38:36.519
<v Speaker 1>adopt foster uh an animal from your local shelter. And

1:38:36.560 --> 1:38:38.160
<v Speaker 1>if you can't do it that you could also donate

1:38:38.360 --> 1:38:41.599
<v Speaker 1>to your local shelter or humane society. I just redid

1:38:41.680 --> 1:38:44.720
<v Speaker 1>my will and I did that. Oh I love that.

1:38:45.240 --> 1:38:47.920
<v Speaker 1>And then I left the rest of Jesse Palmer, all

1:38:48.000 --> 1:38:56.640
<v Speaker 1>of it, all of it, everything to do all right

1:38:56.720 --> 1:38:59.519
<v Speaker 1>until next time. My name is Arta Marine. Do you

1:38:59.600 --> 1:39:07.080
<v Speaker 1>guess what? What is it? F I p oh yeah,

1:39:08.439 --> 1:39:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to get all up and getting feels so good.

1:39:14.360 --> 1:39:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I just got one of the bushis When you read

1:39:18.240 --> 1:39:37.479
<v Speaker 1>this role, the roles in your words, these rules into

1:39:37.720 --> 1:39:46.160
<v Speaker 1>your world, will you accept this? Rose is a production

1:39:46.240 --> 1:39:49.000
<v Speaker 1>of I Heart Radio. For more podcast on iHeart Radio,

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1:39:52.160 --> 1:39:53.439
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