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Speaker 1: threw up all weekend, guys. I did I have good poisoning.
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Speaker 1: I'm so thin. Yeah, I've got no moisture on my body.
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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. Guys, I cannot believe the group of
Speaker 1: gentlemen that I have assembled here. They do not even
Speaker 1: know what's about to happen. Um, let me just let
Speaker 1: me just introduce them to my right is a man.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say my favorite the person that we sucked
Speaker 1: in and and if you were emailed us, they've been
Speaker 1: rewatching since the beginning. I had no and by that
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Speaker 1: can tell me if you have a memory of this.
Speaker 1: The first time we captured you, apparently we facetimeed you.
Speaker 1: That's I was like, wait what Apparently they said they
Speaker 1: were saying how much they were enjoying reliving all of
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Speaker 1: put my smart phones, aren't they I don't know a
Speaker 1: listener there was a listener, okay, so of viewer listener guys,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just you know, my on camera existence.
Speaker 1: It's so hot. Here we go. So this person emailed
Speaker 1: in Rebecca, and um, her name is Rebecca Merrison. As
Speaker 1: she just said that, she's mate. She's been going back
Speaker 1: a grand re listen of all of the accept this road.
Speaker 1: She made it through Ben and Jojoe's season and now
Speaker 1: she's at the Bachelor in Paradise sixteen and she's having
Speaker 1: a blast. First of all, it's fun to listen to
Speaker 1: these episodes and be reminded of crazy moments from those season. Um,
Speaker 1: it's also very amusing to hear certain takes, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 1: I'm also loving that I get to witness the genesis
Speaker 1: of your relationships that we have come to know and love,
Speaker 1: the prime example being Wells. It was so fun to
Speaker 1: listen to you guys fall in love with him during
Speaker 1: Jojo season and then finally get to face time with him,
Speaker 1: and then meet him starting in a relationship, then in
Speaker 1: doors to this day where we've captured him under my
Speaker 1: floorboards in my garage in personem anyway, all this it's
Speaker 1: just she loved it. Yeah, Becca, I kind of have
Speaker 1: a memory of us like recording an episode and you mean,
Speaker 1: like should I FaceTime Wells? And we're all like yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you I feel like we must have set
Speaker 1: that up thought because I would never just free will
Speaker 1: I don't FaceTime Anna. Do you remember this weird memory?
Speaker 1: I remember face timing with Dan yelling Canada and you
Speaker 1: kept asking me if you looked okay Dad, just like
Speaker 1: okay Daddy, like fresh, And I gotta say like thank
Speaker 1: you to Rebecca. So that is terrifying for anyone to
Speaker 1: go back into the podcast realm and bring up things
Speaker 1: that and not get canceled. Oh yes, yes, you're always
Speaker 1: like like we was like we were doing a three
Speaker 1: legged race. You were always tied to Hydener. He was
Speaker 1: dragging you right into the cancelation because he lives there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's like, come to my PI. I got
Speaker 1: something to show you over this way I watch. Let
Speaker 1: me give you the introduction. Lad we love you well.
Speaker 1: That also across from me as a man who looks
Speaker 1: so great for that Canadian Danielle. And now I'm single, Danielle. Hey, Danielle,
Speaker 1: remember that face time six years ago, even in my fifties.
Speaker 1: Now I wasn't then, but I'm paging backwards. I was
Speaker 1: to my sixties. Now I've made it to my fifties.
Speaker 1: Good news, good news. Great, Yeah, you're single. Um, you've
Speaker 1: been on a supernatural all the hits A gentleman. He's
Speaker 1: the vettor of the year on our pod. I literally
Speaker 1: haven't eaten anything but apples since Saturday morning. So I'm
Speaker 1: a little bit punchy today because I did have coffee.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, prob better day. Thanks, everybody can talk
Speaker 1: to me about your what happened? What did you eat? Well?
Speaker 1: I first started to this our final the captain of
Speaker 1: the podcast, A man, are you in a ponytail today?
Speaker 1: I think so? What a head of hair? I gotta say,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you had such gore. You could be
Speaker 1: a hair model. Excuse you. You haven't been facetiming like
Speaker 1: a skee ball with contestants. You've been nothing but a
Speaker 1: perfect gentleman. He started as our Rookie of the Year,
Speaker 1: and now he is the captain of the podcast. And
Speaker 1: he is also a very famous comedian and podcaster himself.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain Douglas Benson ugless, Hi, Douglass here,
Speaker 1: and I've got a serious accusation that I heard about
Speaker 1: you are Somebody told me is this true? Are you
Speaker 1: an actress? Are you acting? Like friends? Yes? I am,
Speaker 1: This is all fat. I've been acting the whole everything
Speaker 1: I do is sure so one big performance done. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've never seen the worst game of telephone. She's acting.
Speaker 1: She's an actress. Are you acting? Are you an actress? Like?
Speaker 1: No further discussion in any direction, not even no one.
Speaker 1: I'm not an actress. I'm an a counting or whatever.
Speaker 1: Then yes, she couldn't even answer. She couldn't even then
Speaker 1: go oh, you are an actress like when she's when
Speaker 1: because she's a bartenders. Because by the way, guys were
Speaker 1: also joined with the amazing production team. It's sort of
Speaker 1: a cloudy, sexy, moody day. We're here without bucket hat
Speaker 1: and and a dream. We've got mushrooms in someone's car,
Speaker 1: and I a will that we've procured from somebody, and
Speaker 1: a will to win ladies and gentlemen. Dr Arianna, Danna, Tanna, Hannah, Montanna,
Speaker 1: Bananna and Katie Levine. I'm an actress. Here's what I
Speaker 1: want to tell you. I need to catch you guys
Speaker 1: up to be because you guys haven't been on for
Speaker 1: a minute. Here's rich you don't know. Anna and I
Speaker 1: have changed and your your lives are about to change.
Speaker 1: If I seem different, if I seem more powerful, guys,
Speaker 1: it's because I am. Here's what I want to tell you.
Speaker 1: This is very important and this has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the boutchelor and our listeners all know. I just
Speaker 1: tell you it sounds like you're about to pitch an MLM.
Speaker 1: Have you considered Have you considered this tanning cream. This
Speaker 1: is okay, this is it's a whole new way of
Speaker 1: I'm a cult leader. Are listeners need to fast forward
Speaker 1: through because they all know that their championship and and
Speaker 1: I are busy becoming champions. That's who we are now
Speaker 1: and we need you to know it. Basically, we took
Speaker 1: up tennis a couple of months ago. It's my volleyball.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm Val Kilmer and I'm and I'm sexy,
Speaker 1: and I'm tan and I'm the top guy all night
Speaker 1: long tennis. Yes, so I'm doing I'm doing all night
Speaker 1: long tennis. And so I was again, I was another
Speaker 1: an athlete. I was always feeling like a liability. It
Speaker 1: was a sport I played through high school badly, not
Speaker 1: even on JV. So I took it up again because
Speaker 1: the Pando. I was like, I need something to talk
Speaker 1: about with people besides the Bachelor, like hiding in my house.
Speaker 1: So I started playing tennis again. Here's the thing, Wells,
Speaker 1: you're an athlete. You didn't have to although although we
Speaker 1: saw you have to do the fireman drill, so maybe
Speaker 1: you would get this. I bet it. But I feel
Speaker 1: like you're on teams in high school I started. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what happened. I had to for Voice
Speaker 1: of You guys. I haven't eaten anything but Apple since
Speaker 1: Saturday morning. So I was insulting myself on the court
Speaker 1: and my friend did an intervention on me, and she
Speaker 1: was like, Ardent', there's nothing wrong with your game. You
Speaker 1: gotta stop saying that you're not good at it, because
Speaker 1: it's chum in the water. It's like if you're at
Speaker 1: stand up and you say you did badly and there's
Speaker 1: like other people will like you're you're giving other people
Speaker 1: like arrows to shoot you with. She goes, You're becoming
Speaker 1: a champion. So no matter what you tell me, you're
Speaker 1: becoming a champion. And so I have to say I've
Speaker 1: worked in your like panicking and wanting to quit the
Speaker 1: clinic from like the worst one in the group. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm allowed to be here. I'm becoming
Speaker 1: a champion. I'm in the practice and becoming a champion.
Speaker 1: And now, um, all of our listeners are becoming champions.
Speaker 1: I am becoming a champion, and I want you to
Speaker 1: know it feels so good. Can I ask you a question, Well,
Speaker 1: what have you been up to? You lately, and you're
Speaker 1: because you're an actor. Now you're just like you're just
Speaker 1: like Genevieve. Your answer, your line is, I'm becoming a champion. Well,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you since my birthday? Rody, what have
Speaker 1: you been busy doing? I've been busy becoming a champion?
Speaker 1: Doesn't that feel good? It feels amazing. I believed you too.
Speaker 1: How did it feel like? How does it feel to
Speaker 1: be a champion? Well, it was a long road, you know.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of hard work, a lot of
Speaker 1: sweat of the brow. Yes, yes, a lot of heels
Speaker 1: in the dirt. Yeah, heels in the dirt. But you
Speaker 1: know what, I overcame a lot of stuff and uh,
Speaker 1: now here I am a champion. Yes, you became a champion.
Speaker 1: I willed myself the championship. Now, rob what have you
Speaker 1: been up to? You haven't been in person for a while.
Speaker 1: What have you been doing? I'm becoming a champion? Does
Speaker 1: you feel good? It does feel good? Good. I didn't
Speaker 1: think I could do it, but he did it. He
Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, are you coming a champion? And what
Speaker 1: wary of your life? Have you been really executing? Becoming
Speaker 1: a champion? Um? Say anything? Anything coming? Here, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: here today, Yes, champion on time. Yeah. I was like
Speaker 1: jabbering away, well as you are. Hey, hey lady, we're
Speaker 1: at work. I'm at work. I don't know where you
Speaker 1: are a champion? Are you all right? Hey, Doug? Yea
Speaker 1: Douglas for you. I think I've got at least one answer.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in a moment aside from growing gorgeous,
Speaker 1: gorgeous hair. What have you been up to? Oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know what I've been, uh, you know, getting ready
Speaker 1: to be a champion. Yes, by taking care of my armpits.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I haven't seen somebody about grooming my How
Speaker 1: high are you right now? Pretty high? About seven point four? Chap.
Speaker 1: You've gotta have you gotta have uh, well groomed armpits
Speaker 1: if you're a champion, because champions are always raising their
Speaker 1: hands up over their heads, lasting them together. And yes,
Speaker 1: and just a lot of a lot of activities where
Speaker 1: the pits are revealed. And I've seen a lot of
Speaker 1: champions that lose everybody's interests immediately when you have gnarly
Speaker 1: things going on in their arm pits. I believe that
Speaker 1: your armpit hairs is gorgeously off. Does that ponytail and
Speaker 1: I'm here, let's talk about some champions champion level of
Speaker 1: villainry shout out to Channel. I mean that is she's
Speaker 1: an actress. Yes, she is an act Guys, overall overall,
Speaker 1: did you enjoy the runners Adam Champion? She's a champion,
Speaker 1: champion And I feel bad for like her scoliosis, because
Speaker 1: she's been carrying this whole thing, and now that she's gone,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going to be sure. I think
Speaker 1: that we're gonna need maybe Mara is going to need
Speaker 1: to step up. But yeah, she was. She was phenomenal
Speaker 1: and I love the mount of projection that was happening
Speaker 1: with her of like I am the I am Meryl Street.
Speaker 1: Did you see those tears? You're an actress? Literally she was.
Speaker 1: She's gonna take being a champion too far and you
Speaker 1: have no empathy left, like if you're kind of a
Speaker 1: douche about it, so don't shoot towards it. But I
Speaker 1: gotta give her the gold medal. Like when I saw
Speaker 1: a lot of people were tweeting last night that like
Speaker 1: they didn't want say at Paradise, and to that, I say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how dare you do? Like I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but like just her walking down the steps with the
Speaker 1: platter of shrimp. Oh my god. Oh, somebody tweeted on us.
Speaker 1: They want her to like like barrel, like go over
Speaker 1: the falls and m barrel, I crash on the beach?
Speaker 1: Was shrimp like? That is? Like that is an entrance? Doug? Overall,
Speaker 1: did you enjoy the run of the time She's done
Speaker 1: in Paradise? The ocean will be full of trophies? What
Speaker 1: was the question? Did you love her run as a villain?
Speaker 1: I love is a weird word for it, because I
Speaker 1: I wish I like a sneakier villain. Okay. I feel
Speaker 1: like she was acting like it wasn't going to be televised,
Speaker 1: and maybe that might be where she was at. Maybe
Speaker 1: she's surprised to find out. Yeah, because now I feel like,
Speaker 1: if she does show up in Paradise, she's you know,
Speaker 1: she's either got to be full villain or she's gotta
Speaker 1: like try and pull a Victoria and try to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was just joking around, and then where does that
Speaker 1: get you? In Paradise? That didn't get her anywhere. She
Speaker 1: switched from the queen to the goddess and it was
Speaker 1: like you gotta sticks down brands here. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: But also you could also be a you know, you
Speaker 1: could declare that you're a nice queen or whatever that
Speaker 1: wants to demote yourself to another title. I have the
Speaker 1: captain from now on. If you're if you try to
Speaker 1: call me a steward or some crap, flip this table,
Speaker 1: you're not the captain. We both couldn't come up with
Speaker 1: any titles that are lower than captain. Captain doesn't really
Speaker 1: you know, he's just the charge of the crew. You
Speaker 1: don't watch below deck clearly, Dr Banana. I'm defer Dr Banana.
Speaker 1: The boson is like the person underneath the first office
Speaker 1: officer who is in charge of all the deck hands.
Speaker 1: There's greenhorn too, I know that from the Deadliest Cat.
Speaker 1: That's right there. The newcomer on the boat. You could
Speaker 1: be the greenhorn that sounds like a rancher thing. Maybe
Speaker 1: because they've got sea sick. I don't know. No, I
Speaker 1: think it's because you're green, like you're new, you're green,
Speaker 1: the green. There's a horn. Robbie v V Yeah. I
Speaker 1: have to admit, like I hated her so much and
Speaker 1: then when she finally voted out, I was bumped. I
Speaker 1: wanted to like get past this one too. I was like,
Speaker 1: did you think that she was going to continue? Because
Speaker 1: he was barely touching what's her name? Yeah, like his
Speaker 1: hands weren't even touching her, and he's all over no, no,
Speaker 1: he's fully horned. Dog first takes it where you can
Speaker 1: get it. He's a horny guy. But in her case,
Speaker 1: I mean just the way he looked at both of
Speaker 1: those women when nothing at nothing had occurred. He was
Speaker 1: looking like one of you. So there they are. They
Speaker 1: go to their weird to they're weird COVID too. On one.
Speaker 1: They're trying to make it seem like a normal season.
Speaker 1: So we started the mansion. Then we went to Houston.
Speaker 1: Now we're international in Toronto where we're gonna sit on
Speaker 1: a tiny couch on the lawn and and then and
Speaker 1: then he's it's just like it was very weird. Um
Speaker 1: And Genevieve is the first to talk to him on
Speaker 1: their tiny couch and she's like, you know, it was
Speaker 1: just she starts crying. It was not fucking easy. It
Speaker 1: was a hard fucking week to find out about it.
Speaker 1: To one, when it's awkward, it doesn't feel right. I
Speaker 1: felt badly for her. I mean who she's like, how
Speaker 1: did I get caught up in this? You know? She
Speaker 1: could see like what am I doing here? How did
Speaker 1: she get picked for? Like one of you is going home? Women?
Speaker 1: They threw this poor woman on the pile because they
Speaker 1: all didn't get along with the name. She goes well
Speaker 1: being vulnerable. It is not easy for me. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I seemed distant. And then they kissed and she's like
Speaker 1: watching from behind a tree, like like in like a
Speaker 1: safe by the like wait what and she was like
Speaker 1: I don't trust her? And then she was watching and
Speaker 1: then meanwhile Genevieve was crying and say starts mocking her
Speaker 1: cry and the worst absolute word. I loved it. She's
Speaker 1: such a piece of ship. That's a champ right there.
Speaker 1: She's like amount of times did she talked about Genevieve
Speaker 1: being like a like a puppy and throwing the puppy like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she couldn't believe how great that line was. Yeah, was
Speaker 1: commuted like you're like, that's such a terrible things, very Cruellavillain. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you did you notice real quick where they were
Speaker 1: sitting to they were like sitting or the river goes
Speaker 1: into the fall. So they were sitting above the falls,
Speaker 1: and I genuinely was like, I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 1: she tried to push Jenn. Oh my god, I half expected.
Speaker 1: She goes, poor Jenevieve, look poor me, and then they
Speaker 1: played crazy string to music. And then so then she
Speaker 1: so that she goes over to Clayton and we were
Speaker 1: talking about this inside earlier. He was like, thank you
Speaker 1: for apologying. To apologize in the group, she says, okay, Daddy,
Speaker 1: do you feel better? Yeah? I thought bad. Dank you, daddy,
Speaker 1: and they go It's just this Genefe situation. It's just
Speaker 1: hard to trust her. And then she as we learned
Speaker 1: last week, she had been rehearsing what she wanted to
Speaker 1: say to him, Jen if he wants to go home,
Speaker 1: she wants to peck her bag. Did she even mention that?
Speaker 1: She said she doesn't want to be here. She said
Speaker 1: that last night is such a messed up thing because
Speaker 1: if you go on a two on one, you have
Speaker 1: to pack your bags, like it's a thing, you know,
Speaker 1: you have to be ready to leave. So I'm sure
Speaker 1: she was like, well, I'm gonna go pack my bags.
Speaker 1: And she was like I'm going to use that. She's
Speaker 1: so good. She's like, I just always told you i'd
Speaker 1: tell you the truth. She's got an actress vibes to
Speaker 1: your face. She says one thing to the camera, she
Speaker 1: says another. I'm like, that's what that's who you are.
Speaker 1: That's who you are. And he's like, I feel bold
Speaker 1: over and then she and then she starts crying. He goes,
Speaker 1: you have been so open and vulnerable. Um, and then uh,
Speaker 1: and then and then she goes, she and then she
Speaker 1: goes in her interview tears tears, hashtag tears, dude, they
Speaker 1: came to me so easily. And then she goes, it
Speaker 1: was tough. For a minute, I was like, oh, she cried,
Speaker 1: and I did. And then we're back to her with him,
Speaker 1: and she shimmy and she goes, oh, I do like you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and then he goes, I got to think
Speaker 1: about this for a second. And then he stood with
Speaker 1: his arms folded with a wedgie. I took a photo
Speaker 1: of it. It's hard on photographs. You're staring out. Really
Speaker 1: looked like he went over to the other side of
Speaker 1: the lawn to like take a leak. He literally stood
Speaker 1: with a wedgie he's got such a look at his ass,
Speaker 1: Look at his ass. He's like he's still leggy. He's
Speaker 1: still standing there like I want to clunch my skinny
Speaker 1: je he did that. He's still there like that, thinking
Speaker 1: so hard with a wedge like he's got very he's
Speaker 1: a strong built guy. It's like two full hamhocks shout
Speaker 1: to like Latex and he's like clenching, so hard, going
Speaker 1: and much rather function name. But they're telling me I've
Speaker 1: got to cut the flood. Sexy one like Joe played
Speaker 1: on and he's like, oh, I got this. I gotta
Speaker 1: get back in the game. And then it kind of
Speaker 1: came quick. It was like okay, by by today, he
Speaker 1: had so little information. Just one said one thing, one
Speaker 1: said the other. Yeah, he goes, I gotta think about that.
Speaker 1: She goes, I gotta really reach you, not an actress.
Speaker 1: Then while she goes tonight is going to feel better.
Speaker 1: Then sucks. Then she says goodbye Genevieve into Niagara Falls
Speaker 1: and he comes back and goes, I know today has
Speaker 1: been awkward to say the least, like we haven't done anything. Literally,
Speaker 1: we've done nothing today. Um. He's like, um, you know
Speaker 1: you did ask me to be honest with you, Genevieve,
Speaker 1: are you an actress? Are you lying? She goes, I
Speaker 1: am not. I am not an actress. I'm not really
Speaker 1: feeling anything. I'm just I'm just curious. I'm wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Back at the bus, is there any reason
Speaker 1: that that question was asked? I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say, and he's like, hold on, I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta step away, talk to my dumbell king, Jesse
Speaker 1: Palmer Toronto. Okay, I gotta get my ass as. I
Speaker 1: gotta get that, and then she sating about drowning the chihuahua.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm stopped three bet Jess home, and then
Speaker 1: Jenevieve goes, I think you are an actress. This is
Speaker 1: absolutely fucking insane. I fellow her in that moment. And
Speaker 1: then Jenevieve got a rose and a kiss where she
Speaker 1: looked past kissing him. She's like, and then the suitcase.
Speaker 1: P A goes and takes the suitcase. The women go
Speaker 1: fucking Backship goes, I am shocked he chose an actress.
Speaker 1: After she's screaming, I am Meryl straight, I willed myself
Speaker 1: to cry and I did it. She does an actress
Speaker 1: over me, weirdo, like, fuck that guy, Fuck that guy.
Speaker 1: I'm sickening. This is disgusting. This is why I am single.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I hate Clayton. She screams over Niagaraphas, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Incredible television. Well Adams, talk to me, tell me anything
Speaker 1: you want from any of that exchange on the table.
Speaker 1: Such a great, great, really minimal two on one. We
Speaker 1: didn't have the bad Lands, we didn't have the Bay
Speaker 1: of Pigs, we didn't have Cupcake crying on a cliff,
Speaker 1: but it was still epic. Yeah, but once again, it
Speaker 1: was doing all the heavy lifting, Like we didn't get
Speaker 1: a helicopter going, Like I wanted helicopter budget in there.
Speaker 1: Obviously drone, give me a drone, Yeah, but I want
Speaker 1: person left there and left. She was on a boat
Speaker 1: going into the fall, thank you. Yeah, she was, and
Speaker 1: they were up on the top trying to make it
Speaker 1: like she could see them. That's what I think they
Speaker 1: were trying to she was. She was weird fairy. I
Speaker 1: was taking notes like they couldn't see each other, couldn't pass.
Speaker 1: I think that was the point, because they were like
Speaker 1: right on the edge making out and she's like into
Speaker 1: them Okay, that's good. I literally was fueled by apples
Speaker 1: and like just writing it out like a lune attack. Okay, Rob,
Speaker 1: tell me anything you want to say about that whole
Speaker 1: all of that, the whole sequence. I mean it made
Speaker 1: so little sense. I mean everything that we're saying. I mean,
Speaker 1: he had no information, He can't read people at all,
Speaker 1: and he just believes everything it's spaces value. She's an actress,
Speaker 1: she is as you're not this. Maybe if I could
Speaker 1: get a half of my hands on her resume an
Speaker 1: actress or not, I am not. I am not an actress.
Speaker 1: I'm just that he's still got like nine ten women left.
Speaker 1: At this point, He's like, I'm just really worried that
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna close to my house. They're all gonna turn
Speaker 1: and run away. Like he really is worried that at
Speaker 1: the top he's gonna get rejected. All of them say that,
Speaker 1: every single one is like my biggest fear, my biggest fears.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, well that might happen, so get over
Speaker 1: because you're gonna it's gonna be the rejection of asking
Speaker 1: somebody to dance when they say no. And only a
Speaker 1: couple of people here. It compared to it's a TV
Speaker 1: show where the point is for him to succeed if
Speaker 1: he fails, but that happens with every single person. But
Speaker 1: if he if he had chosen yeah, I bet you
Speaker 1: a lot of women would have They should have left.
Speaker 1: I think she should already. I think that's why he
Speaker 1: had to do it. Yeah, he had to, because then
Speaker 1: a bunch of women have been like, what the fund
Speaker 1: is happening? He did not want to, and then later
Speaker 1: he's like, I heard everybody's screaming you here in my room,
Speaker 1: and so I'm glad you're having fun? What? No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you because you quit? You know, you the bad
Speaker 1: guy got fired. You know, heard every screaming having a
Speaker 1: good time, ladies. But what a day we have? Let
Speaker 1: me just go stand or wow? I have to say, honestly,
Speaker 1: he made so many bad decisions up to this point.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted her to go all the way
Speaker 1: like a champion. It was a part of me that
Speaker 1: wanted her even though she sucked. There was a part
Speaker 1: of me that it was like, he deserves to be
Speaker 1: bamboozled by her till the end. Do you agree? I
Speaker 1: just don't know. He's so hard to tell how much
Speaker 1: he's bamboozled because you know, it's not like the producers
Speaker 1: never say anything like he was told that she threw
Speaker 1: the trophy into the bushes or whatever, So wouldn't that
Speaker 1: right there just be like, alright, I don't need I
Speaker 1: don't need her around anymore, you know. But then it's
Speaker 1: you know, then the producers go, hey, you know, isn't
Speaker 1: she fun though? Don't you think she's fine? Trying to
Speaker 1: make out with her? Yeah? Yeah, because every time they'd
Speaker 1: have a conversation, she'd just get it to the makeout,
Speaker 1: which is I'd say a great tip for anybody that
Speaker 1: wants to uh, you know, bag Clayton to just make
Speaker 1: out with him, because that was just every situation, you know,
Speaker 1: it's fine after that. Oh no, no, no, it's like
Speaker 1: licking an ice cream cone or something. It's just he's
Speaker 1: just like so gross. It's so grass. It's like a
Speaker 1: monster trying to be tender. It's like he's got horrible
Speaker 1: fangs coming out of his face. So he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to cut her with it, but he really wants to
Speaker 1: make out hard. I don't want to see the tongue.
Speaker 1: And again, oh it's a gross I was through something
Speaker 1: on my television last night literally almost sues him. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I read him. I look
Speaker 1: at his weggie. I can't read you really look at
Speaker 1: his wedgie and though it's coming attractions of him in
Speaker 1: the blue Matrix blazers showing this. This is some clip
Speaker 1: of him, and I hate this coat more than anything
Speaker 1: in oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: He just on his centaur body. How do you how
Speaker 1: do you take Hillary Cutton's coat taste? And Hillary screaming
Speaker 1: I love this woman like Tom Cruise on the couch
Speaker 1: about Katie Holes, I am in love of the water.
Speaker 1: I love this woman. Hide half of my horse body.
Speaker 1: Second that we're gonna take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out,
Speaker 1: and we're back. Katie's got a story about her. I
Speaker 1: was my mom hates him, We hate watching him kiss.
Speaker 1: I want to throw up every time he kisses someone.
Speaker 1: But I was saying that I think he should just
Speaker 1: wear track pants and like a hoodie. Yeah he would
Speaker 1: love hot. And they keep trying to dress him in
Speaker 1: weird clothes and I don't know what's going on. Just
Speaker 1: have him wear trap pants in a hoodie. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got an undressable neck. That neck they try to put
Speaker 1: things around it that are like, you know, the zip
Speaker 1: up all the way up. It's just like what is happening?
Speaker 1: Because heads just popping out of that body. Dressing a
Speaker 1: turtle Clowe. Somehow they dressed a little bit better. He
Speaker 1: looks fine. His clone is like I accepted to put
Speaker 1: me in a suit. There's something about they're trying to
Speaker 1: make him like casual Friday but like working at an
Speaker 1: office park. It's like they're trying to make him like
Speaker 1: relatable and not in a suit at all time sweat suit.
Speaker 1: They should do ath leisure with. I mean really like
Speaker 1: if he just had like Adidas track pants on and
Speaker 1: like a hoodie and some like sneakers, I think he
Speaker 1: would look like like, yeah, he would look better. J Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a little tup off. He'll start to look mafia.
Speaker 1: You'll start to look like a what should he wear? Wells?
Speaker 1: What should he wear? What should you wear? Dress him?
Speaker 1: That's the graph Beck. You got to do him in
Speaker 1: a goon outfit like that. Very ladies having fun. I
Speaker 1: know it's been kind of an awkward when his proposal
Speaker 1: time is going to stick a lump of cold up
Speaker 1: there and then the diamond ring will fall out. Nil
Speaker 1: light super t h. I'm it's been a tight ride
Speaker 1: up there. I'm nil. Okay, Rob, what would you dress
Speaker 1: him in in his undressable neck? God? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he probably is best in workout clothes. That's where he's
Speaker 1: most comfortable, So keep it loose. Catholic, he's wearing T shirts.
Speaker 1: Were like they have to probably cut the sleeves off
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. Like he's just like,
Speaker 1: it's too much about what a big, big, big person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like maybe of these girls with the women are so tiny,
Speaker 1: Like why don't they just go ahead and eliminate some
Speaker 1: of those? Oh yeah, I know. As an earlier guest
Speaker 1: on the podcast, uh oh it was Las Bassett's husband, Michael.
Speaker 1: I was talking about Teddy the Virgin. It's like, that's
Speaker 1: too big of a person to take. Is your first door? Yeah, center,
Speaker 1: you got to ease in to the pool. Yeah, you might.
Speaker 1: You might know how to start out with the half
Speaker 1: for maybe you start with like the little g Yeah
Speaker 1: I was a virgin, but now like anything started the
Speaker 1: little guy with the pan pipes. Start at the cent tour, Well,
Speaker 1: I want on. ABC said, wait, did we know that
Speaker 1: about her before lest we saw her opening package? I
Speaker 1: believe um, you called her the most confident virgin, didn't you?
Speaker 1: But she was super coss She's really come down in confidence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the on the regular. Yeah, because he hasn't paid
Speaker 1: any attention to her. She got first repression and then
Speaker 1: that was that was that was similar to Abigail Matt
Speaker 1: James gave her first impression and then backed backed up
Speaker 1: the bus on her. Is that where we're going next?
Speaker 1: Because that was one of the funniest scenes ever. Tell
Speaker 1: me the virgen. Yeah, we're not there yet. We're not
Speaker 1: there yet. Okay. She was like that, Wait what Jenny Sorr,
Speaker 1: I haven't been around for a bit. Talk about talking
Speaker 1: about bad acting. What are you going to know when
Speaker 1: you're in love? I mean, when do you know that
Speaker 1: we're gonna be able to do centaur horny seems like
Speaker 1: you don't have to get married, you just have to
Speaker 1: be in love. That's a PIU marriage. Okay, he literally
Speaker 1: said in his in the moment he goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: I could be her first love and other things where
Speaker 1: marriage maybe that guarantee. We were both eating apples this weekend. Okay, wait, sorry,
Speaker 1: unfortunately we have to Unfortunately we have to go watch
Speaker 1: this poor lady Night have to explain here we are.
Speaker 1: So then the suitcase p a comes. Everybody's psyched. Um.
Speaker 1: So then Sarah gets a date. No, yes, no, we
Speaker 1: see Sarah. She's like, I truly am confident. It feels real,
Speaker 1: it feels like real life. So we're somewhere, we're at
Speaker 1: a cocktail party, the flight instructor with the whisper flight instructor.
Speaker 1: She's like, I just want you. Literally, here's a new
Speaker 1: move for the Bachelor, Dustier. This is a new one.
Speaker 1: Whisper for power, Whisper to win, Whisper your way to
Speaker 1: the final rows of like just like I like. And
Speaker 1: then she's like, we've already we were already in this
Speaker 1: so fast like and she's like, I want to get
Speaker 1: here right now. I feel hard. You have no idea
Speaker 1: what I'm feeling. He's like, I feel like worst horny.
Speaker 1: And then they made out on a fur rug. She's
Speaker 1: fully splayed out for that horse. I like lying on
Speaker 1: the fur rug splayed out like Catherine the Great legs
Speaker 1: a horse. I have a question. But he started to
Speaker 1: spiral a little in that. Yeah, he was like out,
Speaker 1: like so you're like you're like into it, but like
Speaker 1: you don't know that you like hometowns into it. That
Speaker 1: was a little later, he faked out a little later
Speaker 1: they had no game. Yeah, I was like, she's clear,
Speaker 1: she's clearly the winner. He's your parents right right. Be
Speaker 1: a champion, man, You're the fucking t You're the titleholder,
Speaker 1: bron problem. Look, even if you don't feel it, it's
Speaker 1: about of like fake it till you make it. Honey,
Speaker 1: you gotta stay to yourself. Like I'm feeling things. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling vulnerable, vulnerable, so many I'm feeling I'm feeling invulnerable,
Speaker 1: but I'm very vulnerable. But the reality is not only
Speaker 1: I'm become you champion. I am the champion. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: the title belt. They've got me a belt fit for
Speaker 1: a horse. I'm the champion, I'm i pick. I'm crowning
Speaker 1: the winner. So like, be cool, Bra, He can't, Well,
Speaker 1: what the fuck I don't. I mean, that whole conversation
Speaker 1: was very funny. Oh my god, wait was it? That
Speaker 1: was it? Then? That was later, so they're making up
Speaker 1: by the fire and then Mara is nervous um and
Speaker 1: she's like, I want to see that. I'm a keeper,
Speaker 1: which is always a keeper thing to say. And then
Speaker 1: she gets interrupted immediately, right yeah, she goes, okay, listen up,
Speaker 1: I love to feed people. I don't ever want to
Speaker 1: be fed. I don't want to be fed. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be fed on a date because I love
Speaker 1: to feed people. And then I realized she actually loves
Speaker 1: to actually feed people. She's like, I'll put up nobody
Speaker 1: wants to be fed poutine. Yeah, and it's a little
Speaker 1: like here comes the train and you know, if you've
Speaker 1: never kissed a person, you can't feed them poutine. And
Speaker 1: he is a big giant baby. That's why he's getting
Speaker 1: treated this way. He's a big giant basis because I
Speaker 1: do like you. And then you put gravy on it,
Speaker 1: like okay, slow down, and then and then he bit
Speaker 1: down the fork the for she got weird the fork.
Speaker 1: We eat fries with the four and then they get
Speaker 1: interrupted and she goes, damn, that was hella quick, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: And then she was like what was that a total?
Speaker 1: Like three minutes? Are you kidding me? I'm a grown
Speaker 1: ass woman. I came here for love over this fucking guy,
Speaker 1: like yeah no, and then she was the last one
Speaker 1: who got the rose and he cut Marlena and Hunter
Speaker 1: so mad about Marlina. She is she was my hair.
Speaker 1: She should be a bachelor love So the Olympian Yes,
Speaker 1: so funny, so funny, great personality, fucking great at football
Speaker 1: it she was great at roasting. Also she took too,
Speaker 1: Yeah she was. She was like, I could do better
Speaker 1: than obviously. She's like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm
Speaker 1: like an Olympia happy, huge thing where we all, you know,
Speaker 1: look good. By the way Hunter at the end teaching
Speaker 1: him the dance that's like a South Everyone learned that
Speaker 1: dance in steven grade. That's like not a specific that
Speaker 1: was like like the twist or something. It was like
Speaker 1: something kind of sexual. Oh yeah, the shagging shagging. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's what we all did in seventh grade. It's not agreed, dude,
Speaker 1: it was. It was not. By the way, Shaggy was
Speaker 1: such a fun Shaggy was so fun. And did you
Speaker 1: know that he had a reggae album that he did
Speaker 1: with Sting in the last few years that was like
Speaker 1: a hit anyway, I loved Did You Die No but
Speaker 1: I like Jack Funnest. I googled him. I had food
Speaker 1: poisoning all week and I haven't. I haven't socialized in
Speaker 1: a minute, and I ate apples. It was the salad.
Speaker 1: I had salad at a restaurant, and I you know,
Speaker 1: when you're throwing up and you're thinking of a specific
Speaker 1: it was the salad. It was the goddamn self alf
Speaker 1: camera of camera, camera, you can tell you can tell
Speaker 1: me what I went. I'll tell you right now. And
Speaker 1: we're back because it's hella good. So they go, guess what, ladies,
Speaker 1: we're leaving. We've gone from Houston, We've gone to Torto, Toronto,
Speaker 1: and now we're leaving Canada to Croatia. A Croatia a
Speaker 1: place ready to fall now. Look, I gotta say, it
Speaker 1: looks really beautiful. But what I think here a place
Speaker 1: you're about to fallow up? I think Italy parents, I
Speaker 1: think Busla or not. I do not think huh, Croatia
Speaker 1: really laxed covidash. That's why everyone films in Croatia right
Speaker 1: now below Captain there, Creation doesn't like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys got the good deal. Yeah, nobody else would
Speaker 1: have them with COVID Italy was like get the funk out.
Speaker 1: I was in Paris around the time they would probably
Speaker 1: film in this, and it was like very strang Oh yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: Croatia is like no problem. By the way, it's beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: looks awesome. It looks awesome. Let's go all right. So
Speaker 1: here we are in Havar, Croatia, and they had to
Speaker 1: race into the hotel and flop into really hard twin
Speaker 1: beds and go fly yes, yeah, yeah, And then he
Speaker 1: goes and the one on one starts now Teddy the Virgin,
Speaker 1: and marrows like what the fuck? I hope they have
Speaker 1: a great time. Not too great? Um, so I did
Speaker 1: like that. You could tell that Jesse was definitely still
Speaker 1: doing like college football that weekend, like didn't make it
Speaker 1: out to Croatia because because he has to go and
Speaker 1: like be like welcome too, beautiful of Croatia, we're your host,
Speaker 1: being like welcome ladies, and here's the first card or
Speaker 1: something like Alabama is playing that week. Alabama playing Alabama.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, mar is so pissed she conjures a storm center.
Speaker 1: What is she in con She's exactly there's a count o,
Speaker 1: there's like lightning coming out of her, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing that you that you hear that fucking thunder.
Speaker 1: That's that's how I'm stilling right now. You think I'm kidding. No,
Speaker 1: it was clear you're not, ma'am. So then it's the
Speaker 1: way you make her sound sounds like the wife of
Speaker 1: a goon. And maybe they should be together. Oh he
Speaker 1: would be him in a track suit with her coca
Speaker 1: and be like, let me feed you cho cho choe.
Speaker 1: I'll put up boy, holl gotta fat that horse. Of
Speaker 1: course you gotta eat. Yeah, exactly, Grease Lightning is gotta
Speaker 1: eat up for the big race. Kentucky Derby's you gotta win. Baby.
Speaker 1: She's just got a merry rich and get on a
Speaker 1: real housewife. So yeah, New Jersey, New Jersey. She's got
Speaker 1: to be dealing with like uh like Teresa, Yeah, Teresa
Speaker 1: and all of them, so Teddy and Clayton. Um, She's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: may go in. She's like, maybe she's pissed because she hasn't.
Speaker 1: She hasn't like he gave her the first impression roads
Speaker 1: she was the confident virgin. She's like, maybe we'll find
Speaker 1: out our future holds somebody together. He's like, maybe and
Speaker 1: then they're like, let's go shopping around her bar. Lavender
Speaker 1: is for lovers. She's like the whole stand of course,
Speaker 1: like bo bo is, like Dracu Dragon Dragon had a
Speaker 1: centaur body, Aculus Suckraculus started. Can't see it, Draculus, he's
Speaker 1: leaning forward as time legs holding it. He's like a
Speaker 1: two legg and cent cartoon Clintons, if there's any cartoons
Speaker 1: out there, cartoons Clinton, and we'll use it for our merch.
Speaker 1: And I'll just say, I am going if you give
Speaker 1: us purpose, and we will make teachers motivational posters that
Speaker 1: are in offices that to horses can't be like a
Speaker 1: vote for Hillary button. Okay. So then and then he's
Speaker 1: she have nothing to say each other. So they're eating
Speaker 1: ice cream and he goes, she goes, I love eating
Speaker 1: ice cream in the rain, Clayton. And then she goes, well,
Speaker 1: I always wanted a big dog's I told you you
Speaker 1: got big dug right here. She's like so mad at you.
Speaker 1: Did you notice she always also has cardigans on that
Speaker 1: are like just off her shoulder, like she just woke up,
Speaker 1: like I wish I had have her confident virgin moves.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, okay, it's time I got something
Speaker 1: to tell him. So she shows up in a great dress.
Speaker 1: She had a great dress for their dinner and he
Speaker 1: was like, whoa great dress? Talking about sex. She's like,
Speaker 1: WHOA thank you? He said, thank you for being patient.
Speaker 1: She's like, I have something to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: He's gonna come back with me to the stage or like,
Speaker 1: do I have to hear about like you know, a
Speaker 1: dead parent or don't have to? He was so happy
Speaker 1: about this news, you know, like, what's the what's the
Speaker 1: drama bond that's happened. She's the guy something to tell you.
Speaker 1: I've be't meaning to tell you. Was like, guy, what
Speaker 1: is it? Oh? She's like, I am a virgin. You
Speaker 1: can seem like She's like my mom had a baby
Speaker 1: in high school. I am a sexual person. I enjoy
Speaker 1: that aspect of myself. I'm going to wait to the
Speaker 1: first time I'm in love. He's like, Okay, have you
Speaker 1: been in love. She's like, no, I've never been in love.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get hurt. I want to make um.
Speaker 1: He's like okay, okay, okay. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: you feel like you're fully, fully vulnerable and then uh,
Speaker 1: she goes, um, you know what, it's been really hard
Speaker 1: in this environment to keep my walls down. If you've
Speaker 1: never been in love, he's like, but well, you know,
Speaker 1: let me just ask you. If you've never been in love,
Speaker 1: how do you know? Like how will you know? And
Speaker 1: then she's like, well, I do feel safe and protected.
Speaker 1: I feel safe with you more. She's like, I am
Speaker 1: allowing myself to fall. Um, you know, to be the
Speaker 1: first of what did I write? To be the first
Speaker 1: of many? Could be special? That a line? Did this
Speaker 1: say that? Um? She's like, I'm feeling something so much
Speaker 1: physically and emotionally, and then um, she she gets the
Speaker 1: rose immediately and she's like, I am ready to be
Speaker 1: all in and he's literally like, I'm ready for now.
Speaker 1: What was the line that he was like, I I
Speaker 1: it's really exciting that I could be like her first
Speaker 1: love and first of other things. He was so excited
Speaker 1: the way he said it, like you could just like
Speaker 1: he was like, I think he was hard, just like
Speaker 1: just the thought about it's just like, you know, just
Speaker 1: think about her first love, the first of all A
Speaker 1: lot of things. You just have to be merged, just
Speaker 1: has to be loved okay, and I just share this
Speaker 1: tweet that really made me laugh from tweeter the week
Speaker 1: it's gonna win, so we should say, okay, okay, it's
Speaker 1: gonna win. It's so good and we need to save
Speaker 1: it so we don't hurt them because they need to win.
Speaker 1: A sleep crowd. Well, what were you saying about this conversation?
Speaker 1: You're saying the look on his face was beautiful. You
Speaker 1: could tell that like he was in utter shock, and
Speaker 1: he was that's not what he was thinking. But when
Speaker 1: she was like, you know, I do feel I feel safe,
Speaker 1: you know, around you and next to you, there's in
Speaker 1: my mind, I was like, he's gonna be like, not
Speaker 1: until you see this center. They're not gonna say after that.
Speaker 1: You're clearly not say look at her side, your friends,
Speaker 1: you're in danger. Man, everyone can see her say. Nobody
Speaker 1: really say you're real. You're starting to focus center. O. God.
Speaker 1: So if he if he sleeps with two of the
Speaker 1: final three, is she she the third? Yeah? I think she's. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he's because he's you know, at least the
Speaker 1: optics of it are going to keep him from trying
Speaker 1: to have sex with her. I would think he should
Speaker 1: be more of a gentleman about that. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: that's sex with the other two when they show us, like,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? I forget does he says three in
Speaker 1: love with and then one of the women says he
Speaker 1: slept with all three of us. It was something with
Speaker 1: all three of you. Doug, you were saying something before
Speaker 1: we aired about something with the edit God, like, there's
Speaker 1: something that's well was in in that sequence until she
Speaker 1: was gone from the show. So I'm saying, they make
Speaker 1: it look like people made it farther, then they're going
Speaker 1: to make it right and so, and then that montage
Speaker 1: that they keep showing, Uh, there's a lot of one
Speaker 1: person speaking while looking at another. Yeah. Yeah. The audio
Speaker 1: is often you don't you know, and then the cutaways
Speaker 1: you don't know when that person is looking at, what
Speaker 1: they're looking at, or who they're looking at. And so
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like they are telling us
Speaker 1: that he says, yes, I slept with two of you, obviously,
Speaker 1: but I don't think they've shown us who those people
Speaker 1: are specifically. Obviously, we're getting closer and closer as they
Speaker 1: keep eliminating people, and uh, you know, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: the Frank and bite work alone by these editors deserves
Speaker 1: like him. It's incredible. I will say, I feel like
Speaker 1: you can see the heavy handedness of the producers more
Speaker 1: this season, more than normal. But I think the editors
Speaker 1: deserve a real a lot of recognition by very I
Speaker 1: think they deserve an Oscar. When's the part where Susie
Speaker 1: isn't it Susie that's coming up? That's coming up right now? Producers,
Speaker 1: it feels like that wasn't written by her. That card
Speaker 1: that they showed, wells exactly. It looks like, yeah, she
Speaker 1: seems like a big bell tower girl. Yeah, definitely her idea.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break and we'll come right back. Oh,
Speaker 1: bone zone. Time for the bone zone. So um, Sarah
Speaker 1: got the one on one. Mara is pissed. So the
Speaker 1: producers are so mean, did not give her any one
Speaker 1: on one and to do her enemy that called her
Speaker 1: cougar at thirty one. I mean, to be fair, she's
Speaker 1: not acting like she's not doing herself, but that's so
Speaker 1: that it's old, it's ancient, like eggs have dried up.
Speaker 1: I felt badly for her, and I'm on her side
Speaker 1: in that fight, but I feel like she's like she's
Speaker 1: like a like a loan officer. Her vibe it's like, wait,
Speaker 1: you know her whole vibe is it's intense. It's actually
Speaker 1: a perfect So when she found out she didn't get it,
Speaker 1: she started crying. She's like, I have done so much.
Speaker 1: I've given some much. Yeah, where's the guy? Mean nowhere?
Speaker 1: No way, I don't where. Meanwhile, she's like, I gotta
Speaker 1: go on this fucking date, a group date. She's jealous.
Speaker 1: There's nights and a sword fighter. There's a creation. Cool
Speaker 1: that they have lady nights, Lady Nights and by the way,
Speaker 1: like this hipster lady Night would be killing it and
Speaker 1: like Highland Park or Silver like, yeah, the larper's within this,
Speaker 1: within the world of the bachelor of like pageant world.
Speaker 1: They're like wait what you know, well she would be
Speaker 1: killing it. Um. So she's like, you know what in Croatia,
Speaker 1: women's shoulder to shoulder with men. Um, go choose your shoes,
Speaker 1: your suit. So there's a feast. There's gross food. It
Speaker 1: was fucking disgusting. Is with this? They must also have vegetarians,
Speaker 1: Like what could I do if I was there? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I do not eat meat. Also, like parish.
Speaker 1: I don't eat poor. Apparently I would just leave like
Speaker 1: and uh uh so I'm sure they'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: there have been vegans of vegetarians, and I feel like
Speaker 1: they probably of course there are. Serena says squeezes fish
Speaker 1: eyed juice into her mouth, which I thought you're supposed
Speaker 1: to eat the eyeball, but she just kind of rings
Speaker 1: it out in her She looks at almost like like
Speaker 1: like I lock, like like are you fucking coming at me?
Speaker 1: Like you for you loan officer like a sponge. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I literally couldn't watch it, like I don't meet. It
Speaker 1: was like very and then that's what gave me food poisonings.
Speaker 1: I actually decided. I was like, I am going to
Speaker 1: enter this competition. I was gonna do one. I flew
Speaker 1: to a croatia, I slept on a hard bed. I
Speaker 1: tried to made him at the clock tower. It didn't work,
Speaker 1: so that they had to go do their poems written
Speaker 1: for them by the same person. Mara had a full
Speaker 1: limerick and yet Serene one not Mara, just because the
Speaker 1: producers want to put the screws on just for like
Speaker 1: just to have a new the two on one, like
Speaker 1: they need some controversy and by the way, how easily
Speaker 1: manipulated they are. It works well, well, but that's a
Speaker 1: Serene didn't win the Rose though, right, So like it's
Speaker 1: one of these competitions that's total bullshit because you can
Speaker 1: win that, but you don't get the road. What did
Speaker 1: she win exactly? Getting carried off by Clayton. They like
Speaker 1: hung out and kissed for a little bit, like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they're kissing. The first one carried off is huge though,
Speaker 1: because though you know, Tomorrow had to sit there and
Speaker 1: watch it happen. Yeah, you're right, that's right, you know,
Speaker 1: slowly broke down when everybody knows. Everybody knows her little
Speaker 1: limerick was the best. She did the best, like good,
Speaker 1: yeah she did. She memorized. It was kind of simplistic,
Speaker 1: but it was I've lost so many parts tomorrow. If
Speaker 1: I could learn my lines like that, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: here we go, here we are, We're at Clayton, freaking
Speaker 1: the funk out with Rachel motor Mouth. I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know where you're at. I I mean, do
Speaker 1: you feel like I could be a pass? It's like
Speaker 1: next meet and she's all over him. Yeah, and she's like,
Speaker 1: she's like, do you feel like I mean, do you
Speaker 1: feel like you need more time? This is all I'm asking, Like,
Speaker 1: do you need more time? Because its next meet? That's
Speaker 1: like you have no idea? No, I just be like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: like I imagine I don't want to be left in
Speaker 1: the west here. You have no idea. I am falling
Speaker 1: for you so hard. I am terrified. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. I don't have like like my mind
Speaker 1: is like everything I would love to bring you. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Morrows after the side. I'm the oldest one here. Do
Speaker 1: you think that Morrow is watching it back? Being like
Speaker 1: all I had to do was say that I'm falling
Speaker 1: for your like shrimp nuts and yeah, I'm all juice.
Speaker 1: Yeah you She's just some secret words I had to say.
Speaker 1: She goes, I am super ready to settle down. I
Speaker 1: wish you could see what when I bring to the table.
Speaker 1: I am ready to marry. I am my wife material
Speaker 1: or not wife material, because a lot of these ladies
Speaker 1: in not wife material. I have done everything. Hey Clayton over,
Speaker 1: yeah said that, big boy. I gotta see in my office.
Speaker 1: She isn't old, but she does say things that old
Speaker 1: people say like, yeah, that's wife material right there. Look
Speaker 1: at us. She's got she's got baby bearing hips, wife materials.
Speaker 1: Amazing about let's say, so you're not going to meet
Speaker 1: a doctor. She's like those people in the progressive commercials
Speaker 1: that are turning into their parents. Someone didn't leave home
Speaker 1: soon enough. Yes, I've done everything you say you're looking for.
Speaker 1: Surprised you say you're looking for, you say you're looking
Speaker 1: for a woman, you say you want to pursue. You've
Speaker 1: given enough roses that don't reflect that you're checking all
Speaker 1: the box. I'm a woman, was over twelve. I like centaur,
Speaker 1: I'm a woman. This is your journey, not mine, But
Speaker 1: I gotta stay here. Some of the women did not
Speaker 1: come on. I'm not saying when you're under two on one.
Speaker 1: Things were being said back at the hospital. Um, he's like,
Speaker 1: what is it? What? Wait? Wait, wait what about the woman?
Speaker 1: I don't know age? Um, you know twenty three. I
Speaker 1: could not even picture myself being engaged at twenty three,
Speaker 1: nine years ago. And then you know, I rucs like
Speaker 1: you got a good point there. Sarah is the youngest
Speaker 1: one in the house. She's not painfully honest. He goes,
Speaker 1: I appreciate your honest, dude, and he thought he's being
Speaker 1: so smart too. He's like, I realized she's talking about Sarah.
Speaker 1: She was like some people said they're not ready the waves.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like, god, you literally have to be like
Speaker 1: I heard. And he's like so he falls for every
Speaker 1: trap everything. So then he's like, I appreciate the honesty.
Speaker 1: And then once again he gives the rose to rate
Speaker 1: Rachel and Mars like, what I am white material? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pissed. Meanwhile, Clayton is just naturally standing staring at
Speaker 1: his door. Stand by just standing staring. It's hard. He
Speaker 1: is like a robot, like recharging staring, just waiting for
Speaker 1: his feedback. There's a knock in the door and the
Speaker 1: thing comes in underneath it. He get things up and
Speaker 1: he opens the door so confused. It's his own handwriting
Speaker 1: and his collegon meet me at the clockdown and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta go back to the mean mortgage broker. He's like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: I gotta go back to that cougar's dead. How funny
Speaker 1: would it be though, if he had a one on
Speaker 1: one on one with himself, if he's like Memento exactly
Speaker 1: so he doesn't forget I've come from the future to
Speaker 1: warn you about these women. He's late, deary lawyers. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I should also tell you who's going
Speaker 1: to win the super Bowl. Oh so you're gonna sucking virgin.
Speaker 1: So that's cool, okay. So then so then he's like
Speaker 1: he shows up and he sees it Susie, and he's
Speaker 1: like because he thinks he's gonna go yelled at by
Speaker 1: Mara and he was like, whoa, Oh, I am so
Speaker 1: happy right now? Whoah? Why was he was insane even
Speaker 1: all the way to the top of the tower. It
Speaker 1: is just so psyched not to give me yelled at
Speaker 1: by Mary? What are we doing her? Sus what's happening?
Speaker 1: I put on my best not leisure wear. Isn't medsday? Family?
Speaker 1: Your family, last people one of my family. When you
Speaker 1: say meet me at the clock tower, there's a gun
Speaker 1: involved or some aggressive shoving. Yeah, something can happen in
Speaker 1: the top of that tower. Not just got a secret.
Speaker 1: I like you you'll never make and I look like
Speaker 1: knnah Brown and Wie Ryan. So here we are. He goes, whoa.
Speaker 1: She's like, Hey, I'm feeling insecure. It's always hard when
Speaker 1: you get the first one on one day, you come
Speaker 1: out strong and then you got put to the back
Speaker 1: of the line. There like you forget about her. It's
Speaker 1: hard to come back. She's like, I've been feeling insecure
Speaker 1: about losing my chance to be with him. She asked him,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling, because I'm excited, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to be blindsided, Like I don't want to get
Speaker 1: pushed off the tower. She's like, I did want to
Speaker 1: bring you something here, to bring something up to share
Speaker 1: with you. Um. He's like, oh, well, of course I
Speaker 1: got caught off guard. UM. She's like, look, it's hard
Speaker 1: being here. I'm happy for you, but I am putting
Speaker 1: up walls. Um. I promised myself would be more vulnerable
Speaker 1: and um, even like I thought, like there's so much
Speaker 1: more to go, but I just thought, I need to
Speaker 1: tell you now, Clay, and I do feel like I
Speaker 1: am falling in love with you. He goes, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this is the happiest I've been since I've been on
Speaker 1: this journey, except for earlier when I found out Teddy
Speaker 1: was a virgin. Whoa wow who. She told me everything
Speaker 1: I needed to hear, and then he met his clone
Speaker 1: in the in the alley for a quick yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's like, Jesse, um, Jesse goes. I was scared. I
Speaker 1: was scared. He's like, well, you need some reassurance. I
Speaker 1: just wrote out these two knobs. Jesse gaven bad advice?
Speaker 1: Would just listen to your own hard like, no, he no,
Speaker 1: he's he's not told I don't trust that hard Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly what did you guys think of of what's her name? Still,
Speaker 1: I would have said I would have said him. I
Speaker 1: would have said to him, don't believe everything from everybody.
Speaker 1: Advice is terrible, Like, listen to your heart. This is
Speaker 1: what I did. Yeah, and no one remembers what Jesse did.
Speaker 1: He didn't marry her. So wait, so Susan the clock tower?
Speaker 1: She was on the clock tower. What did you guys think?
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been a fan of Susie from Jay one.
Speaker 1: You feel like she's been uh, you know, staying out
Speaker 1: of trouble with all these altercations between the different gals.
Speaker 1: She never gets involved except for when it gets really bad.
Speaker 1: She seems reasonable. Would you say she's a champion? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say that about her. I think she's, uh,
Speaker 1: she's going all the way to this and other seasons
Speaker 1: becoming a champion. Do you guys think her saying I
Speaker 1: have a beast inside of me or all that was
Speaker 1: foreshadowing to something I forgot about that. I also will
Speaker 1: say I said this early at the break Hannah Brown
Speaker 1: also had a beast in her remember, so I think similar,
Speaker 1: But like, I'm curious if they included that, because maybe
Speaker 1: something's going to come out later. Hot, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see a beast with two backs, idiot. I was like,
Speaker 1: have you many horse? What happened to Hannah Brown? Where she?
Speaker 1: Do you know? Where? Where you put her? Where? I
Speaker 1: think that she's she's dating somebody. She wrote a book.
Speaker 1: I thought the book. Somebody gave me the book. Her
Speaker 1: birthday is she But she didn't wind up with anyone
Speaker 1: from the show. No, Remember, she chose Jed and Jed
Speaker 1: was just using her. Man dated Tyler for a little
Speaker 1: bit during COVID, Right, Yeah, they quarantined together for set. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, she's out there doing her thing. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: come back? We get round too? Yeah? Why not? Okay?
Speaker 1: So then, um and I made it. I made it.
Speaker 1: Let's just say I googled the best parts of her book.
Speaker 1: So I didn't have to read it, and she should
Speaker 1: probably just like take care of herself. What do you
Speaker 1: mean why she's just gone through a lot? Oh really? Yeah, Like, well,
Speaker 1: you can google best parts of book. I read all
Speaker 1: the best parts. First said that it almost sound like
Speaker 1: a threat, like a she better watch up herself and
Speaker 1: go to therapy. Yeah, are you wife material? You better
Speaker 1: take care of yourself? Take care of so you gotta
Speaker 1: be talking about you talking about Tyler. You think he
Speaker 1: has the fucking crown jewel and the Statla Nation. You
Speaker 1: should talk to Tyler. You should go to dance for
Speaker 1: the how her and Tyler's relationship ended. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: you know what, that guy was sucking gorgeous and she
Speaker 1: had a chance of into a dog jingle. He was
Speaker 1: wife's material. Now. The best part of the book is
Speaker 1: after Dylan and Hannah's engagement party, she went home with Peter,
Speaker 1: who still with his parents, and they slept together, and
Speaker 1: the next morning she had to go down and have
Speaker 1: coffee with the parents and he had to go to work.
Speaker 1: So he gave her twenty dollars for a newber. Thanks baby,
Speaker 1: none trouble. And then Barbara was like Hanna was a angel.
Speaker 1: Com back to me, Hannah Ann Brea. We are so
Speaker 1: deep into this. I have to tell all you when
Speaker 1: I now when I go on dates and people and
Speaker 1: people like, so what do you do, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: there's a certain more, there's a certain part of my life.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, I'm a documentary filmmaker. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm becoming a champion. And then I ride out like
Speaker 1: a serial killer and I know everything about hairless people
Speaker 1: looking for love. We WHI but I anyway to wrap
Speaker 1: up Susan the clockdowner, I thought it was a nice
Speaker 1: way for the for the for the producers to add
Speaker 1: another one on one for somebody by the way, because
Speaker 1: she was a contender and I feel like they've fucked
Speaker 1: her and it's said that they're giving her another chance.
Speaker 1: So then we get um, Sarah's on a date with him.
Speaker 1: They don't even they barely get a date. They're like
Speaker 1: in an alley at night. They go nowhere. There's no
Speaker 1: like intro letter. It just felt like they are and
Speaker 1: they're like making like a sabaro, you know, in like Croatia.
Speaker 1: There's like a table and she's like, I want to
Speaker 1: make a toast um, and he's like, who whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: It's brought to my intention that some people might not
Speaker 1: be ready for love for what I'm looking for. Um,
Speaker 1: she's like, um, who's that person? Is like, you're the
Speaker 1: person they were speaking of, and then she loses her
Speaker 1: fucking mind. She's like, I got I don't see a
Speaker 1: future with you. Oh my god, I have even nothing
Speaker 1: but honest with you. I really confused. And he just
Speaker 1: and he's like, aren't they just stopping? He got to go,
Speaker 1: I can stand pick this aroom. I told my eyes
Speaker 1: to think send dar cute little lady crying. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stand the sty They have some interesting views around here.
Speaker 1: I'll just stare all. I solved my problems by staring
Speaker 1: all step away. She's in tears. So Thenny she's crying.
Speaker 1: She picks up a napkin that's stole in the ring
Speaker 1: and she's like, dabbing it, keeps it in the napkin
Speaker 1: ring me too. She goes, I'm done, and then she
Speaker 1: walks off and she's talking to producers. Did you know
Speaker 1: that producer? By chance? Well no, I just camera went
Speaker 1: all crazy right there, like they really went off script.
Speaker 1: I just looked at Wells and I saw the like
Speaker 1: cord for the earphones, and I think barbed wire nectar.
Speaker 1: That's very well. Yeah, that's screamed like like you were
Speaker 1: like a huge third eye blind fan. I was obviously obviously,
Speaker 1: yeah obviously. I mean, actually you graduate to shaggy and staring. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then alright, I get if you're shaggy to play
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. So then napkin ring and she's done,
Speaker 1: and she goes to the other alley and she's talking
Speaker 1: to the producer. Someone is upset. It's a bit Jess move.
Speaker 1: Why are would you do this to me? Why? Why
Speaker 1: would you? What the actual fuck? And then she like,
Speaker 1: I'm scared of losing you to this and he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I don't question it, and then they kiss.
Speaker 1: She gets the rose and she's like clean up. She's like,
Speaker 1: comes fucking batch, congratulations because you're you're getting what you
Speaker 1: get for being a fucking liar. It's a bit Jess move,
Speaker 1: but it was weak. Um. She really created a bigger
Speaker 1: rival than than she initially had. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have called a thirty two year old cougar.
Speaker 1: That's what she gets for poking the wife of a
Speaker 1: mob boss to be calling herr so the tooth will prevail,
Speaker 1: letters will go home. And then we watched him do
Speaker 1: the shagging dance. What a journey? What did that not
Speaker 1: make it appear as if she was now lying? I
Speaker 1: immediately was like, now I don't trust you. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: took it one step too far, which is like coming
Speaker 1: for you. I know, because for a while I was
Speaker 1: team Era, and then I felt sorry for and then
Speaker 1: now I just don't really like either of that. Well,
Speaker 1: the thing that always annoys me is when it's obvious
Speaker 1: that someone's lying about somebody else and then I called
Speaker 1: out for by the lead. Usually what happens is that
Speaker 1: they'll just start crying and be like this sarks me
Speaker 1: so much, I can't believe this is happening, and doesn't
Speaker 1: like go through the steps and like figure out what's
Speaker 1: going on, And so Sarah starts doing that. Finally she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe it just happened to come from somebody
Speaker 1: who's upset that I got this, and like kind of
Speaker 1: explained it to him, yes, for to be like, I understand.
Speaker 1: I don't think Mara thinks she's lying. I think Barra
Speaker 1: believes everything she was saying. I'm sure Sarah said that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Probably at the beginning. I was like, I'm three. That
Speaker 1: would be pretty crazy if I was engaged after this,
Speaker 1: and I was like, young, she also merit manages somebody's money.
Speaker 1: Somebody's like, this is my money manager. I mean maybe
Speaker 1: she's great at it. I don't know, but she's awfully
Speaker 1: young to have to be like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: got a lot of wealth. I need a wealth manager. You, Sarah,
Speaker 1: you still like you know the market? Um? I mean,
Speaker 1: who knows. Look, maybe she's great at it. Over the
Speaker 1: place right now, it's all an unforcible jokens, you guys,
Speaker 1: No unfunckible tokens, unfusckable tokens. Listen, you guys. We got
Speaker 1: so many new reviews this week, and all of them
Speaker 1: were nice. Nobody was my dead dad coming back to
Speaker 1: say what a bad So thank you so much. We
Speaker 1: love you, We really love hearing from you. And we're
Speaker 1: trying to get to two thousand. We're up to one
Speaker 1: point night. So again, here's the thing about becoming a champion,
Speaker 1: you guys, you're all smoke show champs. And here's the
Speaker 1: thing about becoming a smoke toe champ. Is that you
Speaker 1: gotta just do it is one one point at a time.
Speaker 1: You can't. You just go one point at a time.
Speaker 1: That's how you win Wimbledon. And so, um, that's why
Speaker 1: I'm planned to win Wimbledon. And so we're gonna tanna,
Speaker 1: don't you know center court we do one point at
Speaker 1: a time, and so next thing we need to get
Speaker 1: to is one point nine. Yeah, that's ideal for me. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: so um, so here's so here's the uh here's three
Speaker 1: that I picked out is randomly. There were so many
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Speaker 1: we got a lot of reviews that ended with I
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Speaker 1: Rob paget Lori and the production team all caps. The
Speaker 1: Bachelor Bachelorette itself continues to go downhill. It's no wife material,
Speaker 1: but hey, will you accept this rose makes it worth watching? Hey,
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Speaker 1: can be smoke show chaps. That's right, we can. That's
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Speaker 1: you know somebody wrote becoming a Champion. I mean it's
Speaker 1: just literally five stars becoming a champion. I got a text,
Speaker 1: they get it. I just want to say, I gotta
Speaker 1: text from my friend Whitney. Well, I'm gonna read to you.
Speaker 1: She shadow Whitney. We love Whitney. She listens with her
Speaker 1: new husband, she's wife Material. Guys her new husband Brian,
Speaker 1: and her gorgeous mom. They listen, okay, and she's loving
Speaker 1: the champion thing. Um. She goes Brian, her husband, wife Material.
Speaker 1: It's all into talking about us becoming champions. And it's
Speaker 1: his callback joke. And we just saw a Super Bowl
Speaker 1: commercial and he was like, oh, she is a champion.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I think that's for scientology
Speaker 1: and he said, oh, never mind. Then she goes my
Speaker 1: mom is saying it too. We did a whole thing
Speaker 1: yesterday when I made us say made us say all
Speaker 1: of the why we are champions. I was so happy.
Speaker 1: My mom said I am also a champion. It was epic.
Speaker 1: Thanks Arden, I am a champion. Too bad. This was
Speaker 1: at the time when the Rams were losing two bands.
Speaker 1: De Art on the Ram sidelines, yelling to all of them,
Speaker 1: and then she wrote at the end, the rams are champions.
Speaker 1: And then Brian Jess said are you becoming a champion?
Speaker 1: And I said, I am a champion, and then her
Speaker 1: mom said yes, and then Brian said, I wish the
Speaker 1: rams s felt the same because at the time they
Speaker 1: were being champions. You guys is taking off? It does
Speaker 1: I should write a self help book becoming a champion. Friend.
Speaker 1: This weekend, Megan shout Out sent me a text with
Speaker 1: her holding a weight and said, I'm becoming a champion.
Speaker 1: Come on, I ming, doesn't it feel good? Because look,
Speaker 1: life is hard enough, and I gotta tell you, I'm
Speaker 1: not even joking. When I was throwing up from that
Speaker 1: salad and Mittens was holding back my hair, I thought, Arden,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. J J. Didn't raise no drip like
Speaker 1: once in a while. It's your turn out the fucking
Speaker 1: throw up roulette. You did it. You had the bad salad.
Speaker 1: So what so you throw up for a couple of hours,
Speaker 1: you're on the floor for a few days, you watch
Speaker 1: some palm and Tommy, you get back in the fucking games.
Speaker 1: You're a champion. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: my weekend. I'm pulling the plug on everything. I called
Speaker 1: everything off. You just ride it out. I just ate apples,
Speaker 1: is what I wanted with apples. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even have water. I did, look at I've
Speaker 1: got no moisture. But here's the thing that so here.
Speaker 1: But like but again, it's like no arden because in
Speaker 1: my brain started to do a tricky dancer. I was like,
Speaker 1: what is your life? And then I thought and I
Speaker 1: literally intervened on myself. I was like, your life is
Speaker 1: a woman who was a fucking champion and guess what.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets sick. It's not personal. You got fucking food
Speaker 1: poisoning because you're and you're a champion, you get back
Speaker 1: in the game. I like the idea of it's not personal.
Speaker 1: It's not first personal food was going for you, you
Speaker 1: know what. But everybody, it's like, you're not the only one.
Speaker 1: You've got food poisoning before you getta get it again,
Speaker 1: it's not personal. Don't be a drip. You just call
Speaker 1: the herd. Maybe don't send photos of yourself to people.
Speaker 1: Which did you do that? Of course I did. I
Speaker 1: did I said a lot of like, uh not nobody
Speaker 1: always like dating or anything, and uh and then uh,
Speaker 1: you know, changed your riot photo. I changed my riot photo, like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you just sending in a slightly gray pallor champion
Speaker 1: with whose cat as holy? But I had on my
Speaker 1: little content sweatshirt. I was trying not to throw up
Speaker 1: on the little ties. I didn't because I'm a fucking champion.
Speaker 1: I guess what. I even, I sweat through it and
Speaker 1: I washed it and I washed my hair on Sunday,
Speaker 1: Big days. I'm playing for you today. Well, let's get
Speaker 1: back to the show. And here we are before we
Speaker 1: get to tweeter of the week? Who do you think
Speaker 1: is gonna win? Who do you think it's going to
Speaker 1: be the next Bachelor? Wells Adams, Um, the pilot is
Speaker 1: gonna win? What Rachel? Obviously? What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Sus Okay, great, all right, Dougie, Dougie captain. Who do
Speaker 1: you think is gonna Who's gonna be the champion and
Speaker 1: who's gonna be the Bachelorette. I still like my initial prediction.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with Susie's gonna be champion, Champion, but
Speaker 1: it's not gonna work out and so then she's the
Speaker 1: next batchelor O. She's both okay, who's still champion? Who's
Speaker 1: the bachelor? I agree with well, I think Rachel's a
Speaker 1: champ and on Susie's Bachelortte okay, production team, I think
Speaker 1: Rachel wins champion from the champion. Rachel's the champion in
Speaker 1: the end. And then yeah, I think I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: Susie Bachelor, right, Yeah, I think Rachel ends Marlena should
Speaker 1: be thank you, she's amazing. What if it's Teddy? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Was Clayton? It might not be a virgin
Speaker 1: after this shrew was cult or virgin? Was could in
Speaker 1: a virgin? Or was he a reformed virgin? Culton was
Speaker 1: a full virgin? Okay? Will the finale be near a volcano? Oh?
Speaker 1: Sacrifice her? Um. I see where this is going and
Speaker 1: I'll like it. By the way, don't forget for all
Speaker 1: of February. If you win Tweet of the week, guess
Speaker 1: what you also? Will you accept this tweet? Will you
Speaker 1: accept the sleep crown? This is not an ad. This
Speaker 1: amazing woman knew that I struggled with sleep, so she
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Speaker 1: like blocks out like sound noises, so comforting. Did you
Speaker 1: guys get yours. I've had mine for a while and
Speaker 1: absolutely love it. I use it every night. It's the
Speaker 1: perfect pillow. Ever, it's also so nice to cuddle with.
Speaker 1: It's so soft. It's mating. Went batshit this morning and
Speaker 1: I was like smitten to that bat ship, so I
Speaker 1: pulled it out. Oh my god, Katie, have you used it?
Speaker 1: Do you love it? I do? It's really it's like comforting.
Speaker 1: What is it? Weird to explain to me? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: like it doesn't cover your nose. It's like a little
Speaker 1: like soft pillow that you like sleep with it over
Speaker 1: your eyes and your ears. Do you love it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They're smaller, Yeah, it's smaller, and it's so good. It's
Speaker 1: the best. Okay. It's called a sleep crown. So the
Speaker 1: woman who runs it was concerned that I don't sleep,
Speaker 1: and she sent it to me. She sent one. It's
Speaker 1: so good. So um, they're a hunters seventy five dollars normally,
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna win, if you went to it
Speaker 1: to the week and she's doing a discount for our listeners. Again,
Speaker 1: She's literally not paying for any of this. We're just
Speaker 1: obsessed with her. What is the thing, Anna? What do
Speaker 1: people email? Um? Well, for the website, it's sleep Crown
Speaker 1: dot com slash w y t R w y a
Speaker 1: t R excuse me, and then the code is rose
Speaker 1: for fifteen dollars off. All right, here we go. Um um.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of tweets because there were people
Speaker 1: were on fucking fire. Okay, are you ready for Twitter
Speaker 1: of the Week? Get ready? There's a lot. This is
Speaker 1: from Corey Maidens at Corey Maidens. Even if Clayton tries
Speaker 1: to send San a home is not gonna work. They're
Speaker 1: gonna find her in three years, living in the crawl space,
Speaker 1: gnawing on rotten shrimp and laughing maniacally. This is from
Speaker 1: Mrs Wright at Girl Without a Tat is that Niagara falls?
Speaker 1: Or is says Vagina started sweating again. This is from
Speaker 1: Britt Paulson at berd Mara is giving real clear energy,
Speaker 1: which we all know is the best way to get
Speaker 1: and keep a man. Okay, this one, it's a picture
Speaker 1: of Stephen Colbert is this the one you were talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay from this is from Lisa at a Lisa no
Speaker 1: Ancasa Clayton. Okay, so like you're not waiting for like
Speaker 1: marriage but like just like until your love. But like
Speaker 1: also could that like also be fantasy sweets? Like is
Speaker 1: that what you mean? That's what you meant? Yes, it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's uh here we go. Okay, um uh Donna Ray
Speaker 1: Gibbs at Donna Rey Gibbs, the flame Instructor whispers more
Speaker 1: than Haley Jewel Awesomon in the sixth sense. I know
Speaker 1: he seems dead, Rachel, but maybe stick a mirror under
Speaker 1: his nose. Um. Oh, this one Neil Paschelle at Peel
Speaker 1: Nashelle Clayton going. I gave her the first impression, Rose,
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna give her this first impression. Dick
Speaker 1: literally made me last impression, this first impression, Dick. Even
Speaker 1: though okay, this is from Corey Maidens, Well, Havari is
Speaker 1: actually pretty beautiful. I'm worried all these women are actresses
Speaker 1: because they convincedly seemed to be excited about going to
Speaker 1: a place best known for civil war and genocide to
Speaker 1: dry on by huge dumbass. This is also from Corey Maidens.
Speaker 1: There are very few things grosser than a creepy dudes
Speaker 1: instant palpable excitement at the idea of having sex with
Speaker 1: the virgin. Oh my god, Okay, okay, okay, Justin Paul
Speaker 1: Spade at Justin Spade, Say will now go back to
Speaker 1: her day job writing fan fiction about how Valdimart wasn't
Speaker 1: necessarily in the wrong. Um, this is just a shout
Speaker 1: out for Anna B. Perry at Great be Donia. I
Speaker 1: fully expected a group date in Croatia ends up on
Speaker 1: Captain Sandy's boat. Shout out. That was a blow deck reference. Um, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do the two. We're gonna the dicks. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do the two dicks. I'm gonna do two dicks backwards. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Corey Maidens at Corey Maidens. There are
Speaker 1: very few things grosser than a creepy dude's instant palpable
Speaker 1: excitement at the idea of having sex with a virgin.
Speaker 1: Or here we go, Neil Paschal at Peel Nachelle Clayton going,
Speaker 1: I gave her the first first your first appreshient. What
Speaker 1: do you do? I'm a documentary and what do you do.
Speaker 1: What do you do? I'm a journalist. I'm also a journalist.
Speaker 1: I also journalist. I don't notice people come in the
Speaker 1: fist garage. That's my book, is all right? Solicit tweets?
Speaker 1: People know about the bones one becoming a champion? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: well's Adams. What's it gonna be palpable palpable excitement or
Speaker 1: first impression? First impression day? Okay, Doug the D. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm all about the D big or creepy virgin I
Speaker 1: d first impression day? How do you feel about first impression? Pussy?
Speaker 1: That's how she should have broke the news to him
Speaker 1: that she used a Virgin's Yeah you know me? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Megan the Stallion has to do a remake
Speaker 1: of Whopipe. Okay, alright, f I p bear probably yeah
Speaker 1: you know Okay, I gotta say it is unanimous. You
Speaker 1: just run yourself a cleep sleep crack, a cleep slround.
Speaker 1: He broken. I am fueled by apple hail bashall peel Noshelle.
Speaker 1: I'm also got a journalist, Clayton going. I gave her
Speaker 1: the first impression Rose, and now I'm gonna givepression. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I met her and Ryant. She says she's a journalist.
Speaker 1: I can't finding of her articles. Yeah yeah, let's just
Speaker 1: start talking about, you know, just a variety of things.
Speaker 1: I don't varriete any of things. Oh my god, give
Speaker 1: a quick special show out to Mrs Wright tweeted that
Speaker 1: I feel like we heard during I feel like what
Speaker 1: we heard during this conversation was ad r and this
Speaker 1: is what they were actually saying about Sarah in regards
Speaker 1: to Clayton, And you have to show the photos. So
Speaker 1: the first one, it's uh uh, what's his name? Clayton
Speaker 1: saying she knows we're the same person, and then Jesse
Speaker 1: saying she knows too much. You know what you did?
Speaker 1: She did it and she put them all together. It's
Speaker 1: such a good she did. She put together and special mention,
Speaker 1: special mentioned. Look at that, Look at that. She don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. You have to do, you know
Speaker 1: what you have to do? Oh my god, what did you? Gentlemen?
Speaker 1: Thank you for like at least getting me nominated for
Speaker 1: the polic surprise again and na Geremant doesn't get us
Speaker 1: a solid food is reading and yet I've played Jettis
Speaker 1: like a fucking psychopath because I'm a champion. You know
Speaker 1: what you gotta get back in the game. Well that
Speaker 1: are you becoming a champion? I'm becoming I am a champion.
Speaker 1: Now are you a champion? Face hurts after that one?
Speaker 1: Are you going to be wearing said? Or Hillary Cody?
Speaker 1: This is I am a champion. It's going to be
Speaker 1: a bubble of toilet is what you're gonna wear when
Speaker 1: you marry Sarah? You wear that, our merchant. But I
Speaker 1: also think you should make a sure that says f
Speaker 1: I p You know me, I think we need both
Speaker 1: those those? Aren't you new merch? You know I am
Speaker 1: a champion. I am a champion. And this is said
Speaker 1: Tor and Hillery cleon. Somebody has to draw that for us.
Speaker 1: And okay, well iagine explaining that. So what is the
Speaker 1: acronymic by Pete? Right? So here's the thing, right, So
Speaker 1: there's ever you've never met before, and nobody's met it,
Speaker 1: nobody matters, only gets first impression. I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's brand fresh, new pussy. I think it's the guys.
Speaker 1: Do you know the journalist art of marine familiar with
Speaker 1: her work? Oh Godge class hard hitting wells Adams? What
Speaker 1: would you like to free? I like you to really
Speaker 1: make these inspirational posters and T shirts, and I'd like
Speaker 1: to sell them. I'm gonna jump off the Hollywood sun.
Speaker 1: I feel like my work on Earth is done here.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've done my cyclist complete. I can
Speaker 1: go back to being a dragon. But you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to wait a few days though, because it's like says,
Speaker 1: go rams or some ship right now. I don't want
Speaker 1: to jump off the I don't want to changing it
Speaker 1: to like a ram thing. What if I didn't look
Speaker 1: before I jumped. I was like a really big Bengals fan,
Speaker 1: So sad I just took me a couple of dimes.
Speaker 1: Just heard about Finnati would be so bummed out by
Speaker 1: your behavior. It tribute? Okay, well, what would you like
Speaker 1: to promote? I have a podcast too. It's not really
Speaker 1: as funny as this one is, but yes it is
Speaker 1: because you're a champ. Yeah, that's right, wife material. It's
Speaker 1: called your Favorite Thing podcast I do with Brandy Cyrus.
Speaker 1: You can listen to it wherever you listen to I
Speaker 1: suppose this one, Hey, listen, I've heard of the Cyrus is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I worked with the most famous one, Billy Ray Ray
Speaker 1: the best. Yes, Douglas Spencer. This is Douglas. What would
Speaker 1: you like to promote your gorgeous that hair, your armpit,
Speaker 1: be your champion. I want all my stuff to be
Speaker 1: a secret. Great. But we're gonna be together in San
Speaker 1: Francisco in January, so you want to join. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: let me look cute, Katie, Let me look cute, candidate. No,
Speaker 1: I gotta be cute. I remember, wells couldn't do the
Speaker 1: original weekend, so he can do that. Now, can we
Speaker 1: put a ring on it? Now? Let's do it jan
Speaker 1: It's one, two three, something like that. Oh it isn't
Speaker 1: it's a little later in the month. Shill get that right?
Speaker 1: Will you find out? Was it going to be this time?
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't remember my calendar. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't even say words today a year and a
Speaker 1: week later than it was originally going to be. All right,
Speaker 1: Tan is gonna look at it on a Sunday at
Speaker 1: four in the afternoon. Okay, wait, we're gonna find it
Speaker 1: right now. I have it in my calendar. Okay, twenty
Speaker 1: ninth one. You're with us in San Francisco, whether you
Speaker 1: like it or not. Putting it in like a center
Speaker 1: ever gone this far in the future. This is your
Speaker 1: this is your thing in your calendar, and you can't
Speaker 1: back out. There's no way you have a fucking conflict. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: Hey listen, you're a fucking champion, and that's why you're
Speaker 1: a champion, and that's why you're our favorite. And everybody
Speaker 1: else can funk right off that we do. We like
Speaker 1: you the best. You know that, though we've been very clear,
Speaker 1: you're going to him. You I came back to you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Welcome, Okay, Robbie, Yes, ma'am like seven o'clock
Speaker 1: on the twenty nine, after four. But you can come
Speaker 1: hang for the weekend if you want, because we can
Speaker 1: get you a hotel. You guys can come up, you
Speaker 1: can hang it. All sorts of fun, competent shows you
Speaker 1: maybe you can give me a Doug shows. I'll be
Speaker 1: on them there, pigay never see the goonies. Do you
Speaker 1: want to do that? It's really fun? Can we all
Speaker 1: be there? I love good times. What would you like
Speaker 1: to promote baby? Oh gosh, I've got a couple of podcasts.
Speaker 1: I've got one called Kings of con Supernatural rewatch podcast.
Speaker 1: We just started Smart Smart. It's all the money's and
Speaker 1: re everyone loves the watches. Everybody does um and yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm just busy becoming a champion. That's right. When
Speaker 1: I'm not busy, You'll see me next summer at the
Speaker 1: US Open Central Court when I'm not on Amazon buying
Speaker 1: tennis skirts. Excuse me. Um. We also have a brand
Speaker 1: new podcast that we just launched on I Heart Radio
Speaker 1: with the director of Bridgerton called Lady the Road, where
Speaker 1: we talked to badass women. Last week we talked to
Speaker 1: Joan Jett. This week we talked to Ada and Oh,
Speaker 1: who played Lady Dan Barry. She was so cool? How cool?
Speaker 1: How was Joan Jett? Oh my god, I want to
Speaker 1: know my entire inner monologue talking to her. Don't be
Speaker 1: you are? Didn't just pretend you're not? You would be cool?
Speaker 1: Just glowy your voice, calm down? Why don't you have
Speaker 1: some CBD and just literally not be you? Because my
Speaker 1: energy and Joan Jett's on ergury, I was like, did
Speaker 1: you like? I just had to be like cool? What
Speaker 1: did she think of passing? You know when I was
Speaker 1: when when I told her, I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe,
Speaker 1: did you know that shaggy I was like with this, Joe,
Speaker 1: I host a podcast about The Bachelor. Do you watch
Speaker 1: The Bachelor? You want to come on and talk about
Speaker 1: hairless people looking for love. We're also doing Summer House
Speaker 1: on our Patreon. It is so funny, fun I have
Speaker 1: laughed so hard because I never watched Summer House. I
Speaker 1: didn't get it. I didn't know that I would care
Speaker 1: about idiots that are like hammered and running a hard
Speaker 1: Seltzer company called lover Boy's greatest of the greatest. This season,
Speaker 1: I mean, let me tell you, a summer house has come.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a there's a dude that is
Speaker 1: hanging onto his sobriety like a like a He's a
Speaker 1: fucking champion. He's hanging onto a sobriety and as seaful
Speaker 1: of this hammered four year olds wearing mullet wigs screaming
Speaker 1: like I've got steam to blow off. I run a
Speaker 1: hard Seltzer company called lover Boy, and I'm I've never
Speaker 1: He's like forty and is like, this is my birth right.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I get it. I love it. I have
Speaker 1: never wanted to rent a group house more and just
Speaker 1: get ship faced. Should we do that? Yeah that sounds good. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I know a great place in Croatia. Okay, you guys,
Speaker 1: until next time. Thank you all for coming, Thanks for having,
Speaker 1: thanks for giving us your time. Production team, Thank you Katy.
Speaker 1: What do you want to say? As always? Um go
Speaker 1: adopt foster uh an animal from your local shelter. And
Speaker 1: if you can't do it that you could also donate
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Speaker 1: And then I left the rest of Jesse Palmer, all
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