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Speaker 2: Call her daddy, right, I mean I do love her?

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Speaker 3: If you're like me, you pat yourself down before you

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Speaker 3: leave the house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's why do I feel like you give yourself

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Speaker 4: a full.

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Speaker 1: Yeahy cavity search before leave the house.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sometimes you gotta do it four or five

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Speaker 3: times just to make really sure.

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Speaker 5: You got to just check your pockets and move on.

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Speaker 4: Why are you patting so fast?

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Speaker 3: You got to check you have all the essentials, your keys,

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Speaker 3: your wallet, your phone, and of course your spare underwear.

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Speaker 3: Who you guys bring spare kidding? According to a new survey,

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Speaker 3: about half of all Americans carry back up underwear with

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Speaker 3: them whenever they go out.

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Speaker 1: Is it in your purse?

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Speaker 2: Your pocket?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for where I'm going to need.

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Speaker 3: A real big pocket it's like you pack it into

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Speaker 4: One of those puff vests.

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Speaker 3: And the top listed reasons people bring back up underwear

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Speaker 3: with them said the reasons just think there's multiple reasons.

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Speaker 3: Number one is in case they have an accident. Number

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Speaker 3: two because they plan to change clothes at some point

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Speaker 3: in the day, like after going to the gym or

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Speaker 5: Airplane to match new fit.

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Speaker 3: Or number three, if you're like Brook and you want

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Speaker 2: You know, some people like to tip dollars. I like

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Speaker 4: It's going to traumatize.

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Speaker 3: That's goodman. Now, seventy percent of people who carry around

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Speaker 3: spare underwear say they have had come in handy for

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Speaker 7: Seventy percent say it's worth it.

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Speaker 3: So maybe if you're not doing it yet, packet some

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Speaker 5: I't even use like a napkin or something.

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Speaker 2: I backspear underwear for my kids just in case.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they make sense.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like for us, we don't grow out of it.

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Speaker 3: It is more common for the younger generations to do it.

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Speaker 3: Sixty percent of gen z Ers. Fifty seven percent of

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Speaker 5: sEH, I can see like.

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Speaker 1: Boomers the kids, they're just still going on their preschool

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Speaker 3: Good news is we don't have to do backup pairs

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Speaker 3: undies in studio for whoever loses into the shock collar question.

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Speaker 2: Of the day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean after a six amo execution, you need

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Speaker 3: to upgrade the undercar show stop backup panties. Already we

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Speaker 5: Should have backup shot band.

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Speaker 8: Get out your pocket dictionaries and wave them in the

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Speaker 8: air like you just don't care. Because it's National Word

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Speaker 8: Nerd Day, It's the day we're all supposed to try

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Speaker 8: and learn some new words, revive some old ones, and

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Speaker 8: recognize the importance of the all powerful semicolon. But instead

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Speaker 8: of focusing on the word part today we're zeroing in

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Speaker 8: on the nerds. Oh, you know the super smart kids

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Speaker 8: gymnasium to pressure them into kissing her. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 8: to you, Ryan, And today We're going to highlight the

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Speaker 8: most famous and sexy geniuses of all time during a

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Speaker 8: special Nerds the Word edition of twenty of twenty. Now

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Speaker 8: I have a list of the twenty most famous nerds.

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Speaker 8: They could be fictional like Sherlock Holmes, or non fictional

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Speaker 4: I'm glad that you told us what nonfictional ones.

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Speaker 8: Alexis the time, So give me a number one through

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Speaker 8: twenty and I'll tell you a hint about a famous nerd.

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Speaker 8: Just tell me they're aim to stay in the game.

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who zoned out as soon

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Speaker 8: as I said dictionary today, alexis helping at number one

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Speaker 8: through twenty. Please number eight. His company's cars can drive themselves,

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Speaker 8: but he's aiming for something out of this world. What

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Speaker 3: Musk Musk that's correct.

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Speaker 8: I would also accept him on the dweeb list. You

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Speaker 8: have a number three, Brook, she's eight years old, but

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Speaker 8: her IQ is probably higher than everyone else in her

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Speaker 8: family combined. What famous nerd is this?

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Speaker 4: She's eight years old, Explorer.

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Speaker 8: Brook, No, I mean a lot door is an orphan.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing she's fictional because if she's always eight years old.

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Speaker 5: She's not changing. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Just okay, here's my guess.

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Speaker 4: But I don't know if this is right, is it?

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Speaker 8: Matilda Brook said Matilda that is incorrect. Is looking for

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Speaker 8: Lisa Simpson?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to get more of a hint than that.

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Speaker 3: But she plays the saxophone and saxophones. People can't be nerds.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I played the saxophone.

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Speaker 4: Sax what's up?

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Speaker 3: Saxophone's total dorks.

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Speaker 8: We're over to Jose. We're talking most popular nerds of

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Speaker 8: all time in pop culture. Jose, how about a number

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Speaker 8: twelve twelve? Jose, your nerd hint is his logic is flawless,

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Speaker 8: but his blood runs green, green blood. What nerd is this?

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Speaker 3: You probably need to go to the doctor. If that's

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Speaker 8: With green blood.

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Speaker 7: I mean, the only other green smarty I know is

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Speaker 7: Kermit the Frog, who taught me everything.

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Speaker 8: So I'm gonna go Kermit.

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Speaker 4: It's not easy being green.

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Speaker 8: I would know. Jose. You said Kermit the Frog. That

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Speaker 8: blood was a hint to Spock from Star Trek.

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Speaker 4: You never see You're not nerd, enough ye use Yah.

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Speaker 8: Book and Jose are out. If you get this right,

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Speaker 4: I've seen your certificate, remember Brook, I should have put

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey eight, three and twelve have been selected.

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Speaker 3: Give me number thirteen thirteen.

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Speaker 8: Jeff He famously built an empire asking quote, are they

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 10: Hot? Wings?

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Speaker 3: Spice like hot or not? Spicy or hot? Like physical attractive?

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Speaker 1: That weird guy that's behind Girls Gone Wild? Is it

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Speaker 8: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't think Girls Gone Wild guys were nerds.

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Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, I don't know are they hot?

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Speaker 9: See?

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Speaker 1: I feel like guys that are behind that stuff are

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Speaker 4: What is the question?

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Speaker 10: Again?

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Speaker 3: They built an empire by asking the question are they

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Speaker 1: Is there some sort of of genius that did temperature science?

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Speaker 1: Okay science?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally, let's go that route.

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Speaker 8: Al Gore.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna say, Bill Ny the science guy.

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Speaker 9: That is correct.

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Speaker 8: Are they hot or Not? Was a reference to a

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Speaker 8: website that this guy built before Facebook when he was

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Speaker 8: attending Harvard talking about Mark Zuckerberg mar he was hot

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Speaker 8: Right then it became Facebook. I'm telling it's.

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Speaker 4: Only nerds behind that stuff, the only.

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Speaker 3: Way that they can Suckster's got swags.

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Speaker 8: Alexis, congratulations on winning the nerd edition of Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: So Lexis you get to choose who get shot today?

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Speaker 3: While singing Sweet Home Alabama our.

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Speaker 1: Saxophone, would you like me to belt it out here?

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Speaker 1: Sweet Home Alabama? Waist guys as blue?

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Speaker 3: How your undies doing? You need to change? After that?

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Speaker 8: You've got him?

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Speaker 5: I like them the way they.

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Speaker 3: Are topic Wedgie, that's your shot, pleasure, Dary. We got

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Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Is it a good idea to plot revenge against your boss?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with a hot If.

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Speaker 3: You already quit yet, probably not. You only be leaving

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Speaker 3: when the opportunity for revenge just falls right in your lap, okay,

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Speaker 3: with the man who made her work life a living hell.

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Speaker 3: And she says, honestly, it may have been the best

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Speaker 3: thing she ever did for her career. You're gonna hear

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Speaker 3: it in a brand new mass speaker coming up right now.

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Speaker 8: You confession, I can't take back Ell Arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse speaker, Texas seventy eighty five nine, who says, every

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Speaker 3: doesn't feel left out. It's a fair thing because especially

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Speaker 3: the air fryer is hooking up with the coffee maker

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Speaker 3: right in front of his ex. The smart kettle, who

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Speaker 5: Will whistle at you too.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I've got the people listening right now

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Speaker 3: are jealous of the woman that we have on the

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Speaker 3: phone ready to confess her secret live on the radio,

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Speaker 3: and she's chosen to go buy the name Veronica today.

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Speaker 3: So Veronica, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Hi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: That's a fun secret name. Veronica. Yeah, Veronica. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: how are you feeling right now?

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Speaker 9: Pretty good?

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Speaker 11: No, this is sort of a different thing.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, but I'm glad to do it.

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Speaker 5: Well, sometimes you gotta do hard stuff to get to

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Speaker 5: the good part. Once you get this on your chest,

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Speaker 5: you'lleelmost so much better.

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Speaker 3: It feels good to let stuff go, especially if all

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Speaker 3: your ex'es are listening and get super jealous too.

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Speaker 4: So just like that tea kettle, just like that.

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Speaker 3: So a voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Veronica.

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Speaker 12: Okay, Well, years ago, I had a part time job.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, you sound just like my dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to say, I'm pretty sure that Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: It brings me right back home.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll never amount to anything.

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Speaker 12: Well, after I worked with him for not too long,

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Speaker 12: This was not here.

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Speaker 1: He's like an insecure dude who doesn't want to be

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Speaker 3: You know, So now that you know that his weakness

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Speaker 4: Oh, you sit in the back and mock them, heckle

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Speaker 9: You suck.

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Speaker 5: We've been in a radio studios where they're like, hey,

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Speaker 4: We don't do any presentation.

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Speaker 12: I decided that maybe a little fair play.

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Speaker 8: What did you do? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Up the cards flash notes.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I thought for sure, you put a laxative in

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Speaker 5: We have other suggestions for it.

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Speaker 12: So he came back in, you know, kind of refreshed.

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Speaker 7: First card, Thank you all for your time, have a

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Speaker 3: Hold on, class guard, was he panicking?

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Speaker 12: If you could put a lot set of water dripping

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Speaker 2: Wow, what a simple way to just ruin this man.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, he was an easy target after he left himself,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, be proud.

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Speaker 4: So what happened?

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Speaker 1: Did the bosses get mad that he didn't do a

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Speaker 12: Were very unhappy campers completely And so you know, he

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Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, he had been drinking right before

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Speaker 3: the presentation. Really, yeah, he was slurry, he was vomiting.

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Speaker 3: Man, that flashcar trick really did a number on him.

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Speaker 3: So what happened to your boss after the presentation was

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Speaker 12: Well, he wasn't allowed to do any more presentation, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So you don't get many promotions if you can't do

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Speaker 12: So it was.

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Speaker 11: Clearly a demotion.

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Speaker 3: Wow, And what about you.

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Speaker 12: Well, they asked me to do the presentations going forward

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Speaker 9: Better company.

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Speaker 3: Okay, And now your former boss drinks, not just on

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Speaker 12: There, we can't tell you we have not exactly stayed

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to assume that that's where he is

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Speaker 3: all proud of you, Veronica, and you should be proud

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Speaker 5: Your whole career?

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Speaker 12: I will tell you this, I will at the end

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Speaker 12: of this year, he resigning from that company and I

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Speaker 3: Boss, you can yell at yourself, yeah, and drink whenever

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Speaker 3: you want. Text in seven five nine too. If you

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Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide

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Speaker 3: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. Your phone taps coming.

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Speaker 9: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: As a wife, what do you do when your six

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Speaker 3: year old son has a birthday coming up and your

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Speaker 8: Leave him?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, Jake, because.

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Speaker 4: There would literally be no marry he.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, it's the only way holidays, birthdays anything happened.

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Speaker 3: We have Jake's strategy. You could nag him, maybe don't

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Speaker 3: which is why the birthday Magician and his strange little

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Speaker 3: sufficiently freak him out in your phone tap right now

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Speaker 3: the twenty twenty. Hello, Hey is this Mike?

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Speaker 10: This is Michael. Who's this?

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Speaker 5: It's the Great FUMBLINI.

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Speaker 7: Okay, the Magician's a sign to your kids party tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Oh fye remember from the website?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, my wife fucked that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to go over some details

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Speaker 10: Mojo, Hi, Mojo.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so I just wanted to call to go over

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Speaker 10: You know, honestly, man, whatever basic tricks you do is fine.

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Speaker 10: My kids turning sick, it's not gonna really care.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my gotcha. Oh here's the deal.

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Speaker 7: Though recently I've had a little bit of a supply

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Speaker 5: To pull out of hats.

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Speaker 7: What I know, people don't think about the supply chain

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Speaker 7: things like this. But we will be using ferrets instead,

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Speaker 3: Yeah they are. They're squishy, Mojo.

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Speaker 7: Okay, you're just he's looking at a picture of one

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Speaker 7: trying to kiss it. Well, no, Mojo, put it down.

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Speaker 7: No hold on, will you give me a second mic?

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Speaker 10: What's going on over there? So?

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Speaker 7: Sorry for the grand finale, I'll be using a live raccoon,

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Speaker 10: You're gonna be using a raccoon.

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Speaker 5: Kids love raccoons. They only escaped twice this week.

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Speaker 7: But I do feel like I'm training him better. No,

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Speaker 7: he's not he's bitey. We talked about that. No, don't

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Speaker 7: bite him. We got Raindy's already.

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Speaker 3: We can't do that anymore. Okay, no, don't.

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Speaker 10: That sounds like a terrible idea.

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Speaker 7: I'd say more risky than terrible, But don't worry. The

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Speaker 10: Well, I hope so.

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Speaker 7: Last week one could actually lock me in a box

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks a lot.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was in his diaper and he made me

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Speaker 7: fish it out. Not cool, Mojo cold.

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Speaker 5: No, it doesn't matter how cold my hands are.

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Speaker 10: Is this like an adult show like eighteen and over?

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Speaker 10: Because it doesn't really sound that appropriate for kids.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's great for kids. Are you kidding me? Actually,

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Speaker 5: I've recently been doing hypnotism.

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Speaker 7: One kid thought his name was cheese for two straight weeks.

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Speaker 5: After I was done. Oh my god, he did snap

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Speaker 7: Eventually, he snapped up, Yeah, yeah, he actually ate cheese.

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Speaker 5: Who knew that you had to eat what you were

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Speaker 10: Okay, this sounded like a little bit too much, and

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Speaker 7: Okay, are you talking about the feral raccoon or the

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Speaker 10: I mean the hypnotizing children. No, that's absolutely not happening.

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Speaker 7: Mojou Oh no, nobody wants to make Mojo sad.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Mojo's getting sad, he said, I don't.

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Speaker 10: Care if he's sad. You're not doing it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, look, we'll skip it.

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Speaker 7: We'll skip the hypnotism. We'll go straight to the grand finale.

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Speaker 7: You were gonna love it. I'm doing a brand new trick,

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Speaker 7: highlight fireworks inside of your house.

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Speaker 5: That's fine.

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Speaker 10: All the colors, well.

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Speaker 7: Before you say no, the trick ends with the Pinota

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Speaker 7: can and that shoots flaming candy.

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Speaker 5: Across the room.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, hot candy. Hey, hey, Harry, don't touch it. It

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Speaker 7: looks so cool on Instagram. You got to see our reels.

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Speaker 10: Man, you're telling you that people actually sign up for this.

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Speaker 7: Well, we've had a few cancelations, like midway through the show.

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Speaker 7: But you know, practice makes perfect, especially with the pyrotechnics.

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Speaker 10: All right, this is bull I need to contact your

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Speaker 7: Not tounsil on, Mojo, Mojo, calm down, put your put

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Speaker 5: He doesn't know it's a prank phone.

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Speaker 10: Call wait call, Uh yes, well not.

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Speaker 5: For Mojo, but it is. This is actually Jose from.

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Speaker 7: Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, we're doing a

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Speaker 10: What the hell? Man?

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Speaker 5: You know why she set you up?

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Speaker 7: She said, you've literally done nothing to help plan this party.

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Speaker 10: Well, you know what, He's right, I've been.

453
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Speaker 5: I bet you want to be involved now.

454
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 7: Now you know that you got Fumbellini and Mojo in.

455
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,400
Speaker 10: The house, don't forget the exploding candy can.

456
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 5: When you see flaming candy all over your house, you're gonna.

457
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 10: Love it, dude, absolutely.

458
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 5: I told you to stop playing with that raccoon.

459
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 9: Wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

460
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Speaker 9: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

461
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,160
Speaker 3: What's better than one guy doing a questionable British accent

462
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: an entire morning show all doing terrible British accents together.

463
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 3: Oh you don't say love and I would argue doing

464
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 3: them pretty well? Actually argument yeah, thing's pretty good. But

465
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 3: look we did it for a good reason, in the

466
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Speaker 3: name of making a true love connection happen.

467
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Speaker 5: Yes, for the listeners.

468
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 3: See where's the type of show that does whatever it

469
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 3: takes for our listeners and sometimes it actually works. Yeah,

470
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 3: totally not on purpose. True, that's why right twice a day. Right,

471
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 3: that's why we're gearing up for a special second date

472
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Speaker 3: update update. Bad accents be damned, you're gonna hear it

473
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 3: right after this second date update. Nothing worse than coming

474
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 3: off of a first date knowing that you made a mistake, knows.

475
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 5: That feeling too well. You just brought up a bunch

476
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 5: of memories from like last week.

477
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, man, I never should have ordered the King

478
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 3: Crab while I'm definitely allergic to shelfing. What was I thinking?

479
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: But that's impressive when you do it, because it means

480
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: you're balling out.

481
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 13: If I just keep stabbing myself in the neck with

482
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 13: an EpiPen every five minutes, I can get through this.

483
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: And the mouth counts as a first kiss.

484
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 3: Turned on by one of our listeners wrote to the

485
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: show saying he knows that he messed up, but he's

486
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 3: hoping that his date didn't notice. The thing is, once

487
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 3: I read what the mistake was I mean, how could

488
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Speaker 3: she not notice.

489
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Speaker 8: Welcome to the show.

490
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Speaker 3: What were you thinking?

491
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Speaker 6: Well, you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

492
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 6: I thought if I if I just kind of brought

493
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 6: in a little like added level of elevation.

494
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Speaker 1: That wait, real quick, real quick? What's her name?

495
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Speaker 6: Casey?

496
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Speaker 3: Okay, you met, Start at the beginning, tell us what

497
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: went wrong?

498
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Speaker 10: Yeah?

499
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we talked a little bit on on dating app

500
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Speaker 6: and we're like, it's paying a local bar near my house.

501
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 4: It seems innocent enough, easy, yeah, yeah.

502
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I thought it might be a good idea

503
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Speaker 6: to talk in a light British accent for a little bit.

504
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Speaker 6: You always hear the concept that men with accents or

505
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Speaker 6: sexyar you.

506
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Speaker 1: Know, couldn't she see on your dating bio that you

507
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Speaker 1: weren't British.

508
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Speaker 4: I guess they would.

509
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Speaker 1: If I mean, if I had European I don't know.

510
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Speaker 1: If I was British and I was on dating apps,

511
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Speaker 1: it would be the first thing.

512
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Speaker 5: I would you know, any swipe right have you around London?

513
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Speaker 3: To be fair, I don't think that you need to

514
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 3: be British to use a British accent. I don't think

515
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 3: women would care if you do a good enough one.

516
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Speaker 8: It could be pretty bad.

517
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Speaker 3: Fan talk to.

518
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 1: Britney Spears about how well that works out for her.

519
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: Maybe he has a great British accent. Can we get

520
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 3: a sample bit?

521
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Speaker 6: Well, I quite fondly, pawn.

522
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 3: That's just all right.

523
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 1: You really did it on the date, like from the

524
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Speaker 1: very start.

525
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Speaker 6: Well, I was a lot more locked in the day

526
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 6: of the date. I was practicing all day, even when

527
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 6: I was like going to like the gas station earlier,

528
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 6: I was trying to be in character to make sure

529
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Speaker 6: I had it down.

530
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so we know why she's ghosting you.

531
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Speaker 1: What was her response when she first heard you talk like.

532
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 6: That, Well, she asked if I was from there, and

533
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 6: I said, I lived over there, just for a couple

534
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 6: of months, like studying abroad.

535
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: Wait, is that his lie? Or is that really true

536
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: that you lived over there?

537
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 3: It was a lie?

538
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 10: Okay, but that's not the point.

539
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 6: Okay, I wanted to tell the story.

540
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Speaker 1: Okay, So you told her in a couple of months

541
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Speaker 1: you've developed an accent, that's right.

542
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 5: And then moved and forgot everything.

543
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Speaker 6: Do you ever go to Canada and then next thing

544
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Speaker 6: you know, you're saying a after everything?

545
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Speaker 3: It's not the same met you a very impressionable young man.

546
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Speaker 1: That's okay to Casey by it.

547
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Speaker 4: That's what I want to know.

548
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 6: It felt like if she stuck around, she was into it.

549
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 6: That's how I played it. So she was sticking around,

550
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 6: we were still hanging.

551
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 4: Okay, did you ever reveal your real voice?

552
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 6: So about two drinks in, I started kind of letting

553
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 6: it slip my normal talking accent, but only in a

554
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 6: few sentences here and there.

555
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Speaker 3: And you're like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, like a couple

556
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 3: with an accent, a couple with an American accent.

557
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 5: Over the place.

558
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, during the course of an hour and a half,

559
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 6: I probably went in and out of the accent half

560
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Speaker 6: a dozen times, but some of the word could go

561
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Speaker 6: either way. So I kind of thought, ash, maybe she

562
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 6: didn't notice certain parts of it.

563
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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's the long play on this, because

564
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: if you actually like this girl and you want to

565
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: go out with her again, you can't continue this your

566
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 1: entire relationship.

567
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Speaker 6: Well, I figured I could slowly water it down until

568
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 6: it was back to my normal accent, because the thought

569
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Speaker 6: being I had been that can pound long enough.

570
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're reacclimating back into the American.

571
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 7: Accident, start wearing like cut off shirts and like get

572
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 7: really American women, Southern accent, spitt and chew right.

573
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 3: Okay, so how did you two leave it?

574
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 6: So we ended the day and it seemed fine, and

575
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 6: then we just kind of went about our business.

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Speaker 1: So are you prepared to tell her the truth when

577
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: we call her next or are you wanting to keep

578
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: up this farce?

579
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Speaker 6: I don't know what do you guys think?

580
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 5: Bro I think you have to look, this is a

581
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 5: joke from the first ten minutes. Then you tell her

582
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 5: to waiting.

583
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: Ah the way where a show from the BBC and

584
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: we all call with a British accent.

585
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Speaker 5: You like it?

586
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's practice it right now.

587
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 5: Oh Roy.

588
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's Australia has.

589
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 3: Multiple networks, So we're really going to terrify this girl

590
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 3: when we come back and scream at her in a

591
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 3: bunch of different accents and try to get you take

592
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 3: some tea. You're gonna do it with your second date

593
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 3: update right after this. Hold on that second date update.

594
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: You're in the middle of a second date update update,

595
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

596
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: right after you here Part two.

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Speaker 3: This is the news intro from the actual BBC. I

598
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 3: knew that, and I I genuinely don't believe that we

599
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 3: can actually pull this off. But it's actually more of

600
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: a moral dilemma for us right now than it is

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Speaker 3: for our listener, Mitch, who's asked us for a second

602
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Speaker 3: date update because he faked a British accent during his

603
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 3: first date to impress a girl.

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00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 4: He haf faked it.

605
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the American kept slipping out, so clearly it.

606
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: Didn't go very well for him, and that's why he's

607
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 3: reached out to us for help.

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00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 10: Now.

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00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 13: Brooke has suggested that we follow his lie and pretend

610
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 13: to call the woman that he went out with, named Casey,

611
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 13: pretending to be from the news desk at the BBC

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Speaker 13: in London.

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00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 4: That's right, Jeffrey.

614
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 3: We're here in ron job, right and on the job.

615
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 3: What do they call their job?

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00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 4: Sounds to American?

617
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in the office, we're at the bathrooms.

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00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 3: I don't think this might be a this might be

619
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 3: a disaster. But I have thought long and hard about

620
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: what to do here, and Mitch, are you still there?

621
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 10: I am still there?

622
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: Okay, So I think for better or for worse?

623
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 4: Oh, you think we need to tell the truth.

624
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 3: We should try the British accents for entertainment purposes. It's

625
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 3: a pact that we're all making and wet it together.

626
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 13: We all go down together, us full along with all

627
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 13: good buddy Mitch Mitchell.

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00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 5: No not Mitch.

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00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: Mitch's American Mitch is like a flat make that you've

630
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: had since college.

631
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 3: We need to stop with the accent. So we're gonna

632
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 3: drive all of our listeners away on every continent. Willing

633
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 3: to do this for you. We just have to be

634
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 3: from some sort of British rati your show, and we're

635
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: doing a segment called the Second Date shack off.

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00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 6: Let's do it.

637
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 3: I don't know why.

638
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 2: Jeffrey sounds like a male Mary Poppy.

639
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 5: I love it.

640
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 3: Very formal. These Americans are their enthusiasm.

641
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 5: I love it.

642
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 3: Okay, let us give Casey a ring, shall we?

643
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 9: Yes?

644
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 11: Hello?

645
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 3: Hello? Is is this an American woman named.

646
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 10: Casey who's calling?

647
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 3: Hello?

648
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 13: Apologies for disrupting your day. I'm Jonathan Clark from BBC

649
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 13: Radio four. You're on our morning talk show here in London.

650
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 3: Oh hello, hello, I apologize. That's my co host. She

651
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 3: is quite drunk this morning. Follow Casey. Are you there?

652
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 11: Yes, there's some kind of joke.

653
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 3: No, no, no snow joke.

654
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 13: We've we've phoned you today because we're delving into the

655
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 13: raucous dating lives of cheeky Americans.

656
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: Those Americans you mean British men.

657
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 13: No, no Americans. Quite a few Irish coffees this month's time.

658
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 13: So your name was actually given to us by one

659
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,479
Speaker 13: of our listeners, a former local bloke named Mitchell.

660
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Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, the two of you had a bit of

661
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,959
Speaker 14: a snug and a bob the other night, had an

662
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Speaker 14: American tavern.

663
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 15: I'm not sure what that means, but we had a

664
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Speaker 15: date the other night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 3: So our jobs this morning is we would like to

667
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 3: pry if you don't mind, and ask you a bit

668
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 3: about how it went.

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Speaker 15: Okay, hold on, So Mitch talked to you all the way.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Where are you, Yes, Mitch, Mitch spoke to

671
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Speaker 3: us earlier.

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Speaker 13: He said, you two had a wicked good time, may

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Speaker 13: have gone a bit knockered at the bar, and we

674
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 13: all want to know is it factual or just a

675
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 13: load of rubbish?

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00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 5: She said it was quite lovely, though quite lovely.

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00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 4: Well, she was quite lovely.

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Speaker 3: Trying to speak to our new American friend, Casey of it.

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Speaker 2: I love Americans, Casey, I do apologize. No, British people

680
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: love Americans in your.

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00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 3: Opinion, Casey, how did it go?

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00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 11: This is so weird.

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00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 13: I know this calls a bit random, but when you

684
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 13: were doing this a huge service if you could just

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00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 13: speak to us for a tiny bit.

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00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 15: Well, I don't know what exactly you guys are looking for,

687
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 15: but I mean it was fine.

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00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, at any point during the day was he

689
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 13: acting a bit dodgy?

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00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 15: Well, there was a point towards the beginning of the

691
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 15: day that I was a little.

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00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 11: Taken aback because I didn't know he had a British accent.

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00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 3: I must have been a pleasant surprise to you then.

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00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 15: Well, to be honest, I wasn't. I'm only sure he

695
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 15: was telling the truth. But it's all starting to make

696
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 15: sense now, I guess because it's darker to you are.

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00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 3: No, it's true, Jeffrey. You're never allowed to lie on

698
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 3: British radio, that is one of the rules.

699
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 4: But on American radio they lie all the time.

700
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: Just lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, and maybe sometimes they

701
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 2: should come clean.

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00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 13: Okay, Look, Casey, I understand sometimes first dates can be

703
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 13: a bit tricky.

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00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, you're trying.

705
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 13: To impress someone that you're meeting for the first time.

706
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 13: So perhaps this was a situation going on with young Mitchell.

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00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: Right, how is he better in British?

708
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 3: The language just flows out to me. Here's the situation.

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00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 13: The way that this segment works is we have the

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00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 13: person that you went on a date with sitting on

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00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 13: the other line, listening in on the conversation.

712
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and at the start of this call, we were not.

713
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 13: Fully honest with you, so I do apologize for that.

714
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 13: But he is there waiting to speak his piece. Mitchell,

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00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 13: are you there?

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00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 3: Hello, Shining Mitch?

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00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: Is that you?

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00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 10: It is?

719
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 6: It's me again, and.

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00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 11: This is super strange. I mean, I'm not sure why

721
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 11: you had to call England to Well for second day.

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00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 6: He's a friend of our shows I'm very familiar with

723
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 6: and in my time there I spent listening to the

724
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 6: Melt and grew quite fond of them.

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00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 15: I mean, okay, I guess that makes sense. You a

726
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 15: lot of trouble for me, so that's kind of cool.

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00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 10: Well you were.

728
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 6: I think of you as a quite proper fit bird,

729
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 6: so I wanted to do whatever true.

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00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 1: But remember, Mitch, this may be very hard to keep

731
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: up if you know what I'm saying.

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00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 3: Mitchell never shies away from a challenge.

733
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 6: You No, I do not, well, bloody.

734
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 13: Hell, I believe what my drunken co host is referring

735
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 13: to over there is it's quite difficult to go out

736
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 13: in the modern world because of the prices of everything.

737
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 13: Inflation has made paying for things just absolutely preposterous.

738
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 3: And so we're going to take care.

739
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 13: Of all the finances and offer to pay for your

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00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 13: next meetup with Mitchell.

741
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 5: Maybe some fish and chips and some mushy peas.

742
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: Now you're making me hunger.

743
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 6: I'd love to cut your film with you as well.

744
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 6: That's something I know we both share in common.

745
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 3: Trip to the cinema?

746
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 15: Why did you just sound like an American there?

747
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 13: Yes, American roots issue.

748
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 6: What's the telly that we're going over.

749
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 3: The telephones?

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00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 6: You know?

751
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 13: Unfortunately I am staring out the window and I do

752
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 13: see Big Ben off in the distance, and we are

753
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 13: running out of time. The segment is nearly at a close.

754
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 13: Case we need an answer from you toatively yes or no.

755
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 13: Would you like to go out with Mitch once more?

756
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 11: I don't know why everybody's laughing, and I feel like

757
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 11: I could be missing the joke here. Yeah, I'd like

758
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 11: to try it again.

759
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 6: It's got to be a quite proper fine night and

760
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 6: we're going to have an incredible evening together again.

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00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 15: No guy has ever got in such trouble to try

762
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 15: to get me to go out on a second date

763
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 15: with this, so I'm impressed.

764
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 10: Anything for a special lady like yourself.

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00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 3: All right, Mitch, one's she piped down for just a bit.

766
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 13: It's another successful second date snogof here on BBC Radio

767
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,479
Speaker 13: for stay tuned as we recap all of the Beatles. Great,

768
00:36:51,520 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 13: it's hits never going out of Soil here, and.

769
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 3: It's looking Jeffrey. Oh no, it's at the clock. This

770
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 3: is not.

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00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 9: Good, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

772
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 3: There's proof that we could do a successful radio show

773
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 3: in England if we wanted to. BBC you have our number.

774
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 3: But now it's time for us to get an update

775
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 3: on Mitch and Casey's situation, and unfortunately Casey couldn't be

776
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 3: with us on the call today. It's just going to

777
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 3: be Mitch, Mitch, what's going on?

778
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, how's it going?

779
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 3: What's going on there in Casey?

780
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 16: So we are unfortunately not together anymore.

781
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 4: What I have to know. Did you ever come clean?

782
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 6: So I was able to keep it up for a

783
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 6: pretty good amount of time, I'll be honest, really, but

784
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 6: unfortunately I just.

785
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 16: Was not able to keep it up.

786
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 10: Honestly. The election really screwed everything up.

787
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 8: The election.

788
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 16: Yeah, because as soon as the election here kind of finished,

789
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 16: she starts asking me all these questions about British politics.

790
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, no, you know nothing.

791
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 3: What did you say?

792
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 16: I told her it's really all about what the queen,

793
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 16: what Queen Elizabeth wants to do?

794
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 3: You actually said, Queen Elizabeth runs the show.

795
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, and unfortunately she is dead.

796
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't know that for a while.

797
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, So did you just finally tell her I'm sorry

798
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: I've been lying to you.

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00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 16: At a certain point, we did finally get to it.

800
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 16: I got to break from my fake accent and kind

801
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 16: of mention here's actually what's going on.

802
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 6: And I tried to wrap.

803
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 16: It up as could you even imagine a man trying

804
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 16: so hard to keep you happy?

805
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 3: And she wasn't impressed by that.

806
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 16: That's not Yeah, so it's just me, guys. So if

807
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 16: you know anyone that's.

808
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 10: Attracted to British men, you let them know.

809
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 13: No, you got to start Yeah, she got to be

810
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 13: an Australian guy.

811
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 3: Next time they'll be able to hold on longer. I'm

812
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 3: sorry you aren't together, but keep us update. If you

813
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,280
Speaker 3: need more help with your dating life, you can always

814
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 3: reach out Okay, all right, thanks guys.

815
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 4: Only American you can reach.

816
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 3: Out Jeffrey in the morning, there's a six year old

817
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 3: girl who's taking social media by storm, and now there's

818
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 3: close to twelve million people who all agree she could

819
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 3: be the next big star. Yay. Plus the hot new

820
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 3: conspiracy theory that Americans are sharing. And you know it's

821
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 3: good because it started from a guy in floor.

822
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

823
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 4: We believe it already.

824
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:29,959
Speaker 5: It's gonna be great.

825
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 3: Finally, audio of one guy's hilarious snaffu during a traffic stop.

826
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 3: Learn the one thing you should never say to a

827
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 3: cop who pulls you over during a brand new TikTok

828
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 3: click shot that's coming up right now. Once again, the

829
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 3: number one New Year's resolution people have made this year

830
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,959
Speaker 3: is to lose weight.

831
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were gonna say it's already failed.

832
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 3: That's probably true. But next week, apparently, word on the

833
00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 3: street is ozempic is out and what's in that talk?

834
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 3: Shock one injection of it downstairs and you're good to

835
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 3: go for the next six months.

836
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just put it in your ears, Joe, it

837
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: has to go downstairs.

838
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 3: It's TikTok Click Shock, where we serve up the biggest

839
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 3: TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to

840
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: your first TikTok Click Shock, which is a video that

841
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 3: got filmed over Christmas time, but just recently was posted

842
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 3: and went viral.

843
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 1: I was really off TikTok over the break, so I'm

844
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: really excited to get back in the trend.

845
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 5: Show you anything, Yeah, exactly.

846
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 10: Well.

847
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 3: This one features a little girl with a lot of

848
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: self confidence who went off script during her school's holiday concerts.

849
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 5: Oh yes.

850
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 3: The video is getting millions of views after she grabbed

851
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 3: the mic and did this.

852
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 12: I am very proud of myself and all these friends

853
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 12: inside my class, and my class.

854
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 9: Is really sweet, except one little.

855
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 3: They took the microphone away from her before she could

856
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: go on, and.

857
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 4: I need to tell you about Noah yeah.

858
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,439
Speaker 3: No, confirming if the mischievous little boy's brooks Son alter.

859
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 3: But video did get over eleven million views, and the

860
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 3: number one comment on it was give her back the mic.

861
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 5: I need to hear the I want I really wanted

862
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 5: to hear her thoughts.

863
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 3: Others suggested dinner conversations at her house must be filled

864
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 3: with school drama, the tea, and others say that she

865
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 3: was just born for the stage.

866
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so cute to hype everybody up. Yeah,

867
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: except for the one.

868
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll see her in the future opening up for

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00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 3: Jose at the case of dea factory. Yeah, in the

870
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 3: case of factory a minute, you're not dropping the tea

871
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 3: hard enough. That was a TikTok click shot onto your

872
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 3: next TikTok click shot from a Florida resident, so you

873
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 3: know this is gonna be good. His name is David Bamber.

874
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 3: He's a self described conspiracy theorist, which is interesting because

875
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 3: normally they don't describe themselves as conspiracy theorists.

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00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 7: They the truth tellers.

877
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, but not David.

878
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 3: He knows, and he recently went viral, racking up three

879
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 3: point four million views because of his take on fog

880
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: this time of year and how it just seems different.

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00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 14: So it's crazy foggy right now. But that's not the

882
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 14: weird part. Like number one, it's weird because as it

883
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 14: gets later in the day, fog should light and dissipate.

884
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 14: But the weirdest part is the taste and smell. It

885
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 14: smells like after you set off a bunch of fireworks,

886
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 14: and like the taste of the air is I mean,

887
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 14: only word I can think of his toxic.

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00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: And it's kind of worrying me a little bit.

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00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 5: Toxic FuG Okay, it's.

890
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 3: Not like he's walking out of a fireworks show or

891
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 3: something like that. Sulfur If you're not understanding what he's saying,

892
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 3: and I do not blame you if you don't understand.

893
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 3: But David believes there's a chemical fog that is being

894
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: put there by either our government or somebody else's government,

895
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 3: and it's sweeping across the nation right now.

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00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like there's people booking plane tickets

897
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: to go there and just take a big breath.

898
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 3: As you heard him say, it has a certain smell

899
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 3: to it, and it's giving people flu like symptoms, which

900
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 3: is unusual during the height of flu seasons like symptoms.

901
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 11: That's crazy.

902
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 3: So something must be up. And instead of COVID, he's

903
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Speaker 3: calling it fog Vid.

904
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Speaker 4: It's not very creative.

905
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 7: There's a million doctors in the comments going this is wrong.

906
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 7: Scientists can explain the smell, and he's going, no.

907
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what you want me to think.

908
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 4: That's right.

909
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 6: Comments.

910
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 3: They are mocking him for his logic, but the Kem

911
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: Trail people are loving. They are all on board with David. Yeah,

912
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 3: text in seventy five nine to two, if you've experienced

913
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 3: fog VI in your area?

914
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 5: Also, what's your favorite conspiracy?

915
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 3: Yeah they want to know. Well, that was a TikTok

916
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 3: click shock. Let's go to your final TikTok click shot

917
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 3: from from a California police department in Moretta County. So

918
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: you know, they have body cams now that record everything

919
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 3: that they do, and they pulled over a man on

920
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,720
Speaker 3: New Year's Eve who was driving a little bit radically.

921
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 3: Here's the conversation caught on the body cam. See if

922
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: you can pick up on the little mistake that the

923
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: driver says, we suffered. Do you want investigation?

924
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 4: Do you have your license on you?

925
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 3: I do where he's coming from.

926
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 16: I was just dumping off my friend because I'm the

927
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 16: du it tonight, and I was jumping off. Okay, I'm

928
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 16: putting my way back off of like you're.

929
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 10: The d uy tonight.

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00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 5: You mean to say the d d.

931
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 4: I had a beer and some champagne a couple of

932
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Speaker 4: hours ago.

933
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Speaker 8: But so I gotta place under rest.

934
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Speaker 13: Okay, did you guys catch the mistake that he said?

935
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: I know, but I feel like I would make that

936
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: mistake sober.

937
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, you thinking about a d U and the guy had.

938
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Speaker 1: Just said d U I, and then I would repeat up,

939
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: I get really nervous.

940
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 5: I do get nervous.

941
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 3: Yes, despite all your nervousness. Word of advice, if you're

942
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 3: the designated driver, try not to tell authorities you're the

943
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 3: d U I.

944
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: Of the probably don't have that you had some beer champagne.

945
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, never admit that that's.

946
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Speaker 4: Not a very good d D.

947
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just a d I almost said to uy

948
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: right there, I swear wrong, y duy.

949
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 3: Either after he said that, he's seen on the body

950
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 3: cam taking his Field sobriety test, struggling to maintain balance

951
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: and nearly falling over multiple times. So sounds like the

952
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 3: d U. I was s o, well, yeah's got to

953
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 3: go back to the Yeah, that's an ah. Those were

954
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 3: TikTok stories for the.

955
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 9: Day, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we.

956
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: Got Alyssa back on the phone with us today. She

957
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,479
Speaker 3: is one in four all time against you, So okay,

958
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 3: before then, not great. But her goal this year, she says,

959
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: is to be better. Be a better listener, better gambler,

960
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 3: better lover, and a better winner. Starting today, when she

961
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 3: crushes Brooks Bones in trivia.

962
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 5: I'll go hand in hand. You know you could gamble

963
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 5: really good. I'm a really good night to follow.

964
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: You know, you make her sound like a horny person

965
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: with a gambling problem, just the.

966
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 3: Vibe that I get from you, Alyssa, Am I like close?

967
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 3: I'm in the ballpark there, Hornam Yeah.

968
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 10: I definitely wow.

969
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 3: You're art type of people. Alyssa.

970
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 2: Let's second, we walk.

971
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 3: Out of the studio so we can just talk to you.

972
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

973
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

974
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 3: you have to beat her out right if you want

975
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: to win. Are you ready? He is, all right, I've

976
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 3: got a good feeling about it today. Listen, here we go.

977
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Apple's iPhone was first unveiled to

978
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 3: the public on this day in what year of the

979
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 3: two thousands, two thousand and five, or two thousand and seven,

980
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 3: in which US city would you find the French quarter.

981
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 10: As New Orleans.

982
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 3: What disease is caused by an immune reaction to gluten

983
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 3: ohase in the Adams family. What language does Mortsia speak

984
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 3: that always excites her husband? Gomez? Pablo Picasso was one

985
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 3: of the suspects questioned after what famous piece of art

986
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 3: was stolen in nineteen eleven. Us, you've showed up to

987
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 3: play today, Well done, Brooks, coming back into the studio here. Plus,

988
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 3: apparently Alyssa got some great news recently. She's going to

989
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 3: be starting a brand new job on Monday. Lissa, what

990
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 3: are you going to be doing?

991
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 7: Okay, don't say it's radio personality and you're replacing poker poker.

992
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 10: Dealer, Come on, the recovery coach.

993
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 3: A recovery coach.

994
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 5: So she's a horny addict.

995
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you're the perfect person for that jobless. Are

996
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 3: you excited about it?

997
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 10: I am super stoked about it.

998
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 6: Man.

999
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 4: It's gonna be your changing lives for you.

1000
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 3: That's yeah. We're all going to be your patient soon.

1001
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: Keep open slots for us. Do you over discount brook

1002
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 3: It's your turn? Are you ready?

1003
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 10: Yes?

1004
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Apple's iPhone was first unveiled to

1005
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 3: the public on this day in what year of the

1006
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,479
Speaker 3: two thousands, two thousand and five, or two thousand and seven?

1007
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 4: Seven?

1008
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 3: In which US city would you find the French Quarter?

1009
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 4: Uh, Louisiana.

1010
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 3: What disease is caused by an immune reaction to gluten uh?

1011
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 4: Celiac?

1012
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 3: In the Adams family. What language does Mortitia speak that

1013
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 3: always excites her husband? Gomez?

1014
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 4: French?

1015
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 3: Pablo Picasso was one of the suspects questioned after what

1016
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 3: famous piece of art was stolen in nineteen eleven?

1017
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but I set a state instead of

1018
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: a city.

1019
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a low point. Let's go to the

1020
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 3: scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. Nothing says

1021
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 3: love like rollsos.

1022
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 5: You got four correct today.

1023
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 4: If you tell me I lost because of New Orleans,

1024
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 4: I'm going to be so mad.

1025
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god, my.

1026
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 4: Alissa.

1027
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I would have hated myself for at

1028
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: least five days if I had lost.

1029
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, we died, I knew we died.

1030
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go over the answers for everybody. Apple's iPhone

1031
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: first unveiled to the public on this day in the

1032
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 3: year two thousand and seven. The US city where you'd

1033
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 3: find the French Quarter is New Orleans, which is in Louisiana. Yes, Bro,

1034
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 3: The disease caused by an immune reaction to gluten is

1035
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 3: Celiac disease. In the Adams family, Gomez gets excited every

1036
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 3: time Mortitia speaks French. Pablo Picasso is one of the

1037
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 3: suspects question after the Mona Lisa was stolen in nineteen eleven.

1038
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 7: Dude, imagine like being that good at art and someone's

1039
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 7: like you took other stoles.

1040
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 4: No, I think he's just so sketchy.

1041
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 5: Oh it was sketchy.

1042
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 3: I don't know a lot about Yeah, difficult life.

1043
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 10: That guy.

1044
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 4: Everyone seems no real womanizer.

1045
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Pablo Picasso would be a good person for Alyssa

1046
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 3: to help in his recovery. I'm sorry it was not

1047
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 3: enough to beat Brook today, but the good news is

1048
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 3: just for playing. We are giving you a pair of

1049
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 3: tickets to kuzub I sirk to Sole, performing January nineteenth

1050
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 3: through March second under the Big Top at King County's

1051
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 3: Marymore Park. Get ready for the acrobatic adrenaline rush of

1052
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 3: kuzub I sirk to Sole.

1053
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 10: Ooh, that's atomes fun.

1054
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 4: Let's look at that.

1055
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: You're already fulfilling your resolution. You you got better because

1056
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: he didn't lose.

1057
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, better.

1058
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 3: Come back and you'll win again soon.

1059
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 10: Okay, yes, thank you.

1060
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time

1061
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 3: tomorrow

1062
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,