WEBVTT - Ep 212: Dry spell HELL 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:09.280 Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, y'all, 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.560 welcome to horrible decisions. And yes, some of you guys 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:16.520 are new, so we are going to introduce you to us. 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:20.599 God motherfucking damnit. Hey, guys, I'm sitting next to my 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:27.000 co host. It's just like the host. I don't know. Hi, everybody, 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:31.000 Welcome in for another episode of Sucking Cocks with Manny 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:36.760 and Wheezy. Hey y'all, listen, y'all. If you're new here, yeah, 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.520 there's a lot of new people. That's why I feel 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:41.000 like we have to say hi. Well, now you know 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.080 our whole story after the Breakfast Club. If that's why 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:45.480 you're here. If if you came from Sophia with an 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:47.920 F and you still stayed, you're still you must be 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.280 a good white person. Because the reviews about us being racist, 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:55.800 we're fun fun with an F. You and baby they 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:59.240 did they totally were calling this. What about your other half? 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:01.920 You know they were upset? Did you see the comments. 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.880 We'll let me tell you guys something. I hate men 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:08.160 and I date them and them so I can still 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.040 Oh wait, you do see, I ain't gonna hold you. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:13.840 It's so hard for me, Baby, I don't know who 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:17.000 I am. If y'all really want to hear who I was, 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.399 go a year ago into the pod and be and 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.560 beyond because I'm not gonna lie. I just can't hate 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:27.600 men anymore because I love men are trash boyfriends. Here's 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:34.080 Edin or head producers. Just wait, I'm not wishing that. 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.760 I just wait, you're married? Do you marry him? Wait? 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.080 Did you just hear her? You can marry him one day. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:41.679 You still be in love with him, but he'll do something. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:44.760 You gonna be like this? Name why you want? I 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.560 don't want that. It's just I don't believe that. Just 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.880 let's get this ship out the universe. Baby, I don't 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:53.000 believe that there's like I just don't. Can I ask 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:56.320 you a question? Then? Do you believe that women are ship? No? 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.680 So just people a ship? Yeah, but men are worse? 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.920 I agree, And that's what we think of white people 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.880 as someone that sucks them. I can tell you fucked niggas, 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:11.480 bitches and niggas are the worst, even the white ones. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.079 The white niggas are still bad. I'm so I hate this. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.480 Am I having a bad day? Yes? So I'm just playing. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.880 I am I don't know. There's a book out there 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.000 called like Dating Men when while you hate men or 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.000 something like that. And of course I'm being facetious, like 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.079 if I don't hate men, but it's it's hard, Like 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.760 I just think all people are terrible, the niggas. It 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.960 sucked me over, that sucked my friends over. It's just 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.240 this is women's months. We've been We've got girl, Women's 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:42.239 Month is over. We're record and it's always Women's month, 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.840 just like it's always Black history mon. Anyway, why I'm 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.360 really in a salty mood is, like I said, this 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:50.880 episode is inspired by a friend of mine having a 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.120 drive price well, and I've really been thinking about just 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.720 how like it's hard to start dating again, but you 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:01.400 also need to get fucked. So what do you do 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:03.920 in situations like this? Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:07.720 I'm gonna speak for my friends in this episode only 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:11.119 because my nigga actually sucked me so hard the other day. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:13.880 I didn't want to think of Dick, and then I 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.160 was like, who am I when when you were single? 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:17.840 You were like when I was a single, bit I 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.240 was getting fucked, I was getting flewed out. I had 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:23.840 one Dick had a dry spellow right before you met 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:26.280 your man you were having Do you know why because 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:31.880 we were in a pandemica pan team pro v. That's 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:33.960 what hit and that's what kept me from getting dead. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.400 You wasn't having pro vhich you were in the dry 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:40.400 spell before that you were like, I'm not suking with niggas. Anyway, Nick, 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:43.200 I was there when we were recording and then remember 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.800 you got on the plane and then the plane didn't 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:48.360 go yep. So that was in December. So what happened 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:52.480 was in January. I actually did. I actually did get 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:54.880 some dick, but then I took a Plan B. And 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.520 the reason why I wasn't getting dick is because I 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.720 had a period every two fucking weeks. The fucking Plan 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.200 B funked up my cycle for the first three months. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:07.080 Then A bitch, motherfucking Street one of my favorite nurse 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.680 your rhymes if you can walk through mud, you can 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.840 and I cannot, And I guess I can't walk through mud. 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.240 I'm gonna get stuck, bitch because I can, I cannot. 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.440 I'm not working with blood like no, and I'm one 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.640 of God's favorites. It's only three days. Anyways, you are 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.800 luckily Luckily, my boyfriend weights and you know, does he 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:29.080 want to period? He seems like a nasty nigger. No, 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.040 you know, it's crazy. We actually had to have a 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:34.120 conversation because he's just like, I don't understand why you 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:37.560 have to make an announcement every month, Like like basically 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.000 I'll be like, well, you know I'm on my period so, 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.400 or you know my period coming, or well I just 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.280 getting off my period. And he's like, I will come 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:48.919 around you regardless, Like why do you make your period 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:52.200 like as a no flies on it like I'm not. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.359 I don't have to fuck you when we're together. And 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:57.479 I was like, well this is new for me. Men 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.640 normally don't want to see me if I'm on my 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.480 period because they just want to fuck. But he's just 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.400 like my boyfriend had to be like, you don't have 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.240 to make an announcement. I was like, do you not 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.200 realize that I have a whole podcast where I'm talking 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:13.320 about periods. I think of it as something very common. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.240 But he's just like, you don't have to announce. It 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.360 doesn't have to be an announcement. I love telling people 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.359 one on my period. I love it. I love it 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:23.200 so much. When we were building on the studio. It 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:26.040 was me and Alex here and I can, but I 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:30.320 don't announce it to the world. Everybody better know I'm 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:33.480 on my period. Peter downstairs, the men who says, okay, 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.200 kick hit everybody better No, I'm on my period. I 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.160 swear to God, Mandy. I want everyone to know, because 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:41.960 if anything happens within this wrath, you need to know why. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.360 I have an excuse. I have a period unlike no other. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.640 My period is so serious. I have endometriosis, for one, 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:51.120 and I just found out. You just found out. What 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.680 does that mean? Oh my god. So a lot of 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:56.160 women that have had intense cramps all their lives like 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:59.320 it's it's basically like it's a lot of tissues around 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.839 your uterus. So you have a difficulty. You have difficulty 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.240 during menstruation because you're in so much pain and so 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:07.360 much cramping. And I didn't know, and every time I 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:08.799 would go to the guy, no, no one said anything. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.520 Maybe it recently happened. But now that I know, I'm 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.120 not saying this is like a get out of jail 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.279 free card, but bitch, I will bring it up. And 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.440 you have like a full, like week period, right? Oh god? 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.000 So I've stopped stopped beating read me the week before 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.360 my period and during my period, which helps a little bit. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.200 But but then something else I heard, Um, I know 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:31.360 you're you're a tea drinker, right, yeah, yeah, um raspberry 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:35.760 leaf tea. It's actually for women with PCOS and it 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.719 helps eliminate the cramps and pain that comes with period. 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.000 PCOS is a bitch. Kiki Palmer has it and she 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.920 talks about her cystic acne. But we thought there so much. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.400 You see what I mean, because they ain't ship They're not. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.560 Now they are? They are? They are? I don't say 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:54.080 they're not. I switch it up that quick. Now I'm 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.000 gonna still fun. But I had one of the worst 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.240 periods of my life last week. Um shout out to 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:02.480 my friend Dennis. Surprised me with like a little birthday thing. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.440 Venus came Rory loke Has. It was cool and in 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.520 the middle of being out there, no, we were at 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.160 my house. Sorry, But in the middle of it, I 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:13.840 started laughing while we're playing cards against Humanity, and I 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:15.520 felt it. You know, when you could feel the blood 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:20.480 come out of yourself. Maybe you ever felt that. No, 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.560 I just like once my tits stopped hurting. So my 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.280 tips are hurting right now. My tits are the most 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:30.400 tender the whole week before my period. Once my tips start, 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.520 like stop hurting. I just every time I wipe, I'm 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.040 looking and I'm waiting. Bro. My pussy was so wet 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.080 and gushy, and I was like, who's doing this to me? 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.440 In this room right now? Like is this me? Like? 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:44.280 What's going on? Go in the bathroom? I mean it 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:51.680 was okay, fucking so anyway, I go to bed, I 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:55.000 wake up. My period is so intense. Every smell, there 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:57.240 was a candle on I was throwing up. I was 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.320 throwing putting water on my face to make sure I 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.080 didn't pass out. I could have been hungover at the 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:05.240 same time. But this is not period. This is but 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:10.000 you were hungover. No, it was period two. You were hungover. No, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.280 you're not gonna mix the two the same way. We're 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:14.480 not gonna mix just your attitude with your period either. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.680 You see how you hold out everything about that that 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.080 that is a real period symptom. I'm a good person 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:23.280 until I believe. I'm not gonna give you an off day. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.080 I'm not gonna be like, oh, we're just being fund 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:26.960 up because of your period, because then I'm a little crazy. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:30.400 Thank you. Why because if you're leading, if he's like, oh, 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.800 you must be bleeding and you're not, then that's a 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.959 whole another thing. Just because I got an attitude, don't 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:36.719 think I'm pmssings. I don't want no one else to 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.520 blame my attitude on my pms, so you can't poke. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:41.520 To be fair, I don't like when people fring it 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.720 up because Alex and I got in our first fight 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.480 and that Nick said on the phone to me, and 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.600 I remember, put the camera. Alex goes, you know what, 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.200 I don't know if you're on your fucking period right now, 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:52.520 but I'm gonna talk to you later, and he clicked 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:56.280 on me. I was I was about to fly down 0:08:56.280 --> 0:09:05.400 to Miami. Dog. I was so pissed. Hr nor no 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.800 hr Yeah, let me tell you for for those of 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.840 you who don't know we're talking about, we're recording at 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.959 my studio WTF Media Studios, and Eden's our head producer here. 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.959 The only time I thought we wound have Hr called 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.880 we didn't have sufficient padding in between scheduling, and Edin 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:22.960 was so booked up. I called Alex, I say it, bro, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.520 we gotta do something. Because he ain't gonna break were 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.520 about to get we about to get fired from our ship. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.320 I was bringing edin food. I didn't know you better 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.520 put your lunch break in the meet because she was like, 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:40.600 you want some Starbucks. I didn't know what to do, 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.640 so that I called our counting and I was like, 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:46.480 uh am I doing things right? Like they're an invented contractor. 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.280 I'm okay right, And he was like, Yo, it's gonna 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.160 be fine. They like they know if they know something's 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:51.719 going on. I'm like them, he is about to turn 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.840 on me and they're just gonna put a sign on 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:55.960 the door that says no recording. They had a better 0:09:56.000 --> 0:10:01.120 business bureau about too well. I as a black owned 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.079 business hiring you know poc s, I feel like we 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.600 should be okay. I just know there could have been 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.640 a white man having that shop. So you're just working 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:12.880 them to death. No, it sounds like to me, like 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:20.480 work y'all, That's what it sounds like like this. How 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.280 do you not do the accident as good as I do? 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:26.600 Because we don't all talk like yeah, but like if 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:32.959 you're appropriating it from somewhere, like stop the Asian hate. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.480 That's the only people I need to worry about right now. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.199 All right, anyway, let's get to the Vanilla Ship. This 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.360 is a dope ass one that I just found. I 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.439 want to give a shout out to a chick name 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.160 adri I don't know if her name is Adriana Adrie Boston. 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:48.040 She is doing a project right now in what I 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.360 hope is college. Oh yeah, the one who wrote us 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.079 on Twitter. Yes, she got her. We are here in 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.920 power points. Okay, she said, I am in a sexuality 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.320 issues for social work practice. I have to do a 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:03.160 presentation on anything, and you know, horrible pot is getting 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.360 mentioned and put on my power point. So she wants 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.880 us to explain what Vanilla Ship is and was looking 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.560 for an episode where we can explain Vanilla Ship. This 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.240 was one of our first segments we ever made. I 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.360 think it was the first one we decided on. We 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.240 wanted to talk. I think Kink of the Week was 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.120 kinks and I think you had Kink of the Week 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.360 already like it, but we wanted one thing to be 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:28.840 quote unquote kind of current. So we talked about having 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.079 a sex in the news topic and what is sex 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:34.079 in the news. Basically, we searched for articles or things 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:35.520 that are going on in the world. It can be 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.640 from any point in time, but something that just came 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.880 from um a news source or an article or anything 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.920 happening in current events that could be related to sex. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.319 And this one is great. It's from the New York 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:50.760 Post and the title is woman in Japan ordered to 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:55.720 pay damn damages for having sex with a man's wife. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:01.160 She slept with his wife and he made her pay. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:03.680 A woman in Japan must work over hundreds of dollars 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.280 to a man because she had sex with his wife. 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:08.760 According to a very rare court, she had sex with 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.319 his wife, so there was a lesbian so he she 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:16.040 the wife cheated on him with another woman. This driving 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.800 like Jared Springing. Let me read the ship. I'm just 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:22.120 trying to okay, many watching me talking about so he 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:28.319 slept what okay? The Tokyo District Court ordered the unnamed 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.600 thirty seven year old woman to pay the husband a 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.000 thousand and ten dollars because she had an affair with 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:37.080 his spouse. Now, the angry hobby filed a lawsuit against 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:40.439 his wife's lover for allegedly turning her into a two timer. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:42.760 I wish it's a two time. In horror after they 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:46.280 met online. As a defense, she claimed could not be 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:50.400 considered um legal infidelity because it didn't ruin their marriage, 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.120 but the court said that he was undermining the peace 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:56.080 in their marriage. Funk out of here. In past years, 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:59.280 affairs between same sex lovers have not been considered infidelity 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.920 under the law. However, the court decided that she had 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.880 to pay a thousand bucks um and that it was 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.760 and last week a Japanese court also ruled that failing 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.760 to allow same sex couples to get married as unconstitutional. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.200 So maybe that's why she had to pay, all right, 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.240 gave for pay? Now, bitch, how much do you think 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.520 in your life, bitch? I would have It would have 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:24.560 been broke like a bitch, because I was the side 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:28.560 chick for a long time. Baby, And even if even 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.079 if I would have only been taxed like a five hundred, 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.320 all of fine, a bit, still would have probably been 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:37.280 in the hundreds of thousands at this point. But yeah, 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:41.400 I used to love being a little side john. Yeah, 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.520 because it's like, here's the thing for I would say, 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.920 all of my twenties, I was in a place where 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:50.920 I never I didn't really want to be told what 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:54.160 to do. Um, I've never lived with a man because 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:57.160 I was still also that very independent strong like I 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.200 was gonna make it happen if I needed it to happen. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.000 And so to me, being number two allowed me to 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:08.959 have fun with my partners, Let me have fun with 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:13.680 an half because you didn't have the straight of bills, 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:17.800 of real obligations, of real accountability like and yeah, I 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:19.520 was a hold like I don't want to be held 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.960 accountable for my actions or my words, like I used 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.160 to be a spoiled bread so um, yeah, I'll be honest. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:30.520 I I enjoyed being number two. If I could be 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:35.160 fined or prisoned or taken to court for it, bitch, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:36.840 my life would have been over. I wouldn't be here. 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:38.480 Who would be he would have done it? I wouldn't 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.680 be here on this couch. Get high? And I know 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.200 you go to jail. Think about that, like we wait, 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:48.480 isn't we legal now in New York? Are you talking 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.640 about you said you you would go to jail. There's like, 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:52.600 like there's a lot of ship I do that I 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:55.360 would like can get I'm confused. No, no, no, no, 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.200 I'm saying like you're he's saying, would you still do it? 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:59.600 I'm like, I do a lot of ship that I 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:01.800 could go to jail for, so you would be a 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:08.360 side chick. I'm just saying that wouldn't stop me. Fine, yeah, 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.880 but what if it's like five every time? I just 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.640 told John first of all, I don't like and if 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.920 you don't pay up a warrant, I don't married dudes. 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.360 But if you had a girlfriend, you guys were in 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.920 a fight, I feel like that's not okay. What about separated? 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:27.440 What about men on a break? But those are like girlfriends, 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:29.160 like you can't get in trouble for girls, you could 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.280 be you could be on a break or separated from 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.520 your wife. Um, I think separation is different if you 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.080 guys live in separate houses, but if you still live 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.560 with your bitch and as I'll tell you why because 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:46.720 I think why because Scottie Pippen and Larsa still live 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:52.880 in the same home and they both are dating separately. Yes, no, 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.360 she said, no, they've been separated for over two years. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.480 Why they again? They rich, she's the mother of the 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:00.320 four kids. She still takes care of the home and 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.800 all that stuff, but they're not together. She came out 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.320 and talked on Hollywood Unlocked about them. Being separated. So 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:07.080 like when everyone made it such a big deal with 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:11.760 and and her dating the Malik, the younger NBA player, 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.720 She's like me and my husband have been separated for 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.280 two years now, Like we're not together. I said it 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:20.040 here first, they're getting back together. Who Scottie, Pippen and 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:24.400 Larson one day? The Stables married for like older than us. Okay, 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.120 they're gonna be on some Will and Jada ship partners 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:30.880 for life. Uh, don't do the Uh that's what they said. 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:32.680 Y'all ain't watching us on the YouTube. Well some of 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:34.760 y'all are. Did you really just air quote partners because 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.240 they said it like they'll never get divorced. They said, 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.840 what's wrong with partners for life? I don't think anything's 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.120 wrong with it. I'm just saying they basically didn't even 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.840 use the title husband and wife. They just said they 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:46.840 would be like life partners are like I like life partners. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.880 I like life partners too. I think it means it 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:53.200 always made me think of gay, but now I use 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.400 the word partner and shout out to the gays and 0:16:55.480 --> 0:17:01.000 little Nazacks. I love slotting on that goddamn pole in 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:02.320 the haill. Let me tell you where do you think 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:06.280 we're gonna go? What's your what? What is your outfit? 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.080 What is your outfit? And lacewig gonna look like sliding 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.320 down a pole to hell? We braids, and I think 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.640 the braids may wrap around the devil's dick and jerk 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:18.320 it off. Oh that's Intense's definitely been in the I've 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:23.080 been in Satan over and giving him my slaw. I am, 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:26.560 and I'm gonna have a long I think I'm gonna 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:31.560 do a pink laces wig, your pink lacewig with sparkles. Actually, 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.239 I may put on my outfit that I had on 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:37.520 it in Mexico for Moca Fest. So that's how I'm 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:43.680 sliding the Mexican hell. This is spicy. Fine, I give 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:49.119 me a case, Della say In. Actually shout out to Brianda. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.240 Some of you have heard it on our podcast. I 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:55.960 produced her show, Bible Stories of Brianda. And I am 0:17:56.080 --> 0:18:00.960 actually a little not anxious, but I wonder what it's 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.000 gonna be like when I see her because she has 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:06.600 been so vocal about not fucking with little nas Xen 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:10.760 this video about the Satan satanic Um. I love it 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:14.119 stuff now, didn't She used to be an atheist or 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:16.840 someone that work saying. She said that she wasn't. But 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.800 I think I think in her defense, her point is 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:22.919 more so like condemning God or Satan. She never worshiped Satan, 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.080 so she sees an issue with that. But um, for me, 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:30.800 I really just think little nas x DeLine smoke some 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:34.120 weed whatever and was like, Yo, I'm gonna go to Heaven. 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.639 I'm gonna be y'all like pink and precious and have 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.480 diamonds and ship and then I'm gonna slide down a 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:40.439 pole to Hell, dance on the devil's dick and let 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.880 him eat my ass. That's the video. I really think 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.680 that's how it happened. I feel like there's I feel 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:47.280 like I don't think there's more than I feel like 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:50.160 the symbolism behind it is the fact that he came 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:54.160 out as gay. And just from the comments, I mean, 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:55.560 you and I get comments all the time. You know, 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:59.040 they're calling us racist. Black people can't be racist. But anyways, 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:03.919 they're uh the comments of maybe people insinuating that because 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:05.800 you're gay, you're going to hell. I mean, of course 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:12.600 Christians don't agree or align with homo sexuality. I almost 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.520 sexuality I get that as well. I don't know it's 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:18.480 weird because I feel like if I'm going to hell, baby, 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:22.080 I'm sliding down in a ride. Brianda saying because I 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:25.679 read some of her tweets and she was saying, I 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.440 do too, Let's read some Brihanna is gonna be like, 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:29.320 oh my God, why are they doing. We're gonna we're 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:31.919 gonna disagree with her though, right. I disagree with Brianda this, 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:35.800 and I'm okay with saying that. I love Brianda. I 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:39.320 think she's sweet. I really believe. I love how deep 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:41.680 in her belief she is. I disagree what she's saying 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:46.679 because I think that it's not his responsibility obviously to 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:49.639 do anything that has to do with raising kids and 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:55.000 all of that other. Um. So she let's see satan hoopla. 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:58.800 I was not raised in the church. I was both 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:03.320 vocally um atheist until I was twenty five years old. 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.000 And now I know what a disconnection from God feels like, 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:10.119 I know it well. Um, she believes basically he's disconnected 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:12.439 from God. Only one man was perfect in his name 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:15.679 is Jesus Christ. Um. If you have never read the 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:18.080 Holy Bible and don't know where to begin. Please listen 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:20.800 to my podcast. It's for everyone because God is love 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:24.199 and anything that goes against God is anti love. And 0:20:24.240 --> 0:20:26.720 I think that the reason she's saying that is because 0:20:26.840 --> 0:20:29.479 she does not believe it has to do anything with 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:33.919 being homophobic. She is more in the idea that this 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:39.480 so this is about anti God. Um. The first minute 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:41.959 of lil Na's ex ode to Satan, I would just 0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:44.760 I would just like to tell um, Brianna, this is 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:50.440 just my only response to it. Maybe if we're talking 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:55.399 about anti gun and we're talking about anti love, Baby, 0:20:56.560 --> 0:20:59.840 I just need you to know. I really just need 0:20:59.880 --> 0:21:04.320 you to know this has nothing to do with either. Baby. 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:07.320