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Speaker 1: Forever. Hello, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 2: I want to say Happy New Year, but already, you

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Speaker 2: know it's literally February.

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Speaker 1: It's basically February, February, Sydney.

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Speaker 3: First of all, let's just jump into this immediately because

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Speaker 3: people don't seen the instant stories.

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Speaker 1: Just tell us, Okay, can I start? Can I start?

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Speaker 1: What happened with my perspective of it? Sure? Friend, So

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Speaker 1: I'm home minding my business. Will no, okay, let's start. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: I got locked up at the airport. I got someone

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Speaker 2: please go on nine one one man. It was it

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Speaker 2: was quite embarrassing. I had a police baton in my purse.

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Speaker 1: No, see you, I feel you're telling the story wrong.

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Speaker 3: You go through security, you laughing, and Kiki, and you

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Speaker 3: took your shoes off.

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Speaker 1: What happened? Yes, I took everything off.

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Speaker 2: And I get to the end and I see that

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Speaker 2: everything's there except my purse. And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you know, I had like a jar lotion, you know

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Speaker 2: how my ponds.

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Speaker 1: A jar, but.

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Speaker 2: Like grape jelly of lotion. And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's probably that they're gonna have me throw it away.

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Speaker 2: But the two people that were by my purse were

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Speaker 2: not looking like it was lotion and so I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, hmm, that's weird.

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Speaker 2: So then I was like, oh, I'm looking for my purse.

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Speaker 2: I was looking for my purse and then they pull

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Speaker 2: up on me and they're like, this is your bag

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Speaker 2: and I said, yes, my bag. He's like, oh, this

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Speaker 2: is your bag. I said yeah. He's like, okay, you're

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Speaker 2: gonna have to come over here. And they're going through

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Speaker 2: my purse and they pull out the the police baton

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh shit. I was like damn no.

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Speaker 2: I was like, no big deal. They're like, oh, this

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Speaker 2: is a big deal. This is a legal weapon. I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, this was given to me as

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Speaker 2: a gift.

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Speaker 3: And that's like you go to the airport there's a

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Speaker 3: gun in your back and you're like, but this was

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Speaker 3: a gift.

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Speaker 2: Y know, I'm the Joel Santana of fucking comedy. Pieces

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Speaker 2: of bomb things and you're like, but these were all gifts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I said it was a gift, and they totally looked

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Speaker 2: at me like what. And then I was like, someone

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Speaker 2: was following me after my show. Come on story, Yes,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna weave that tall tale in the Big City.

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Speaker 1: I said.

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Speaker 2: Someone was following me from a show and my girlfriend

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Speaker 2: ended up getting me this because I've maced myself before,

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Speaker 2: so I can't be trusted with pepper spread.

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Speaker 3: You said that, you said I before to the TSA

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Speaker 3: people who aren't getting paid, but they were involved.

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Speaker 1: I felt like they.

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Speaker 2: Yo, they weren't getting paid, but I was like, yo,

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Speaker 2: they have time.

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Speaker 1: They want to hold up some ship.

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Speaker 2: Actually they were like perfect, this is exactly what we wanted.

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Speaker 3: You called them on a you caught him on a

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Speaker 3: bad week. Yes, they were like chaos, let's go.

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Speaker 2: So then I'm there and they're like, well, we gotta

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Speaker 2: call port authority.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, we gotta call They got.

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Speaker 2: At authority, the train station port authority.

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Speaker 1: They have like another area a base.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a base where they have like cops.

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Speaker 1: This is a JFK JFK.

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Speaker 2: So then I'm there and I'm just like, you know,

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Speaker 2: what's The black guy was like, he kept shaking his head.

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, you know what's going on? Will

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Speaker 2: I be able to make my flight? And he was

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Speaker 2: like not today and not today?

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Speaker 1: Not today?

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Speaker 3: How many people were there? Like, because it's I'm assuming it.

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Speaker 3: They were making it a huge g There was.

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Speaker 2: Three people and then they were like, we gotta wait

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Speaker 2: for port authority. And then three people came and it

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Speaker 2: was a black woman and I was like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, sis, thank you so much. Hey Loretta Divine. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm like Angela Bassett.

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Speaker 2: I was like sister.

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Speaker 1: So I was like sister. I was like Celi. I

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Speaker 1: was like work, you know.

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Speaker 2: And she comes through and they were like, show her

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Speaker 2: the baton and she looked at me and she's like,

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Speaker 2: what are you doing with this?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, hold on, you're like six. I

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Speaker 1: already told the story, but tell it again. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be so aggressive about it.

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Speaker 2: Doing this. What is.

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Speaker 1: I was like, do I owe you money the way

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Speaker 1: you came? But yo?

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Speaker 2: She was like what are you doing with this? And

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Speaker 2: I was like someone was following me from Michelle. I

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Speaker 2: tell her the story again and she's like yeah, but

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Speaker 2: this is an illegal weapon. Where did you get this from?

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Speaker 2: And I said it was a gift. The person got

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Speaker 2: it from a hardware store. She was like hardware store?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 3: I said, yes, absolutely? So why is the first of

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Speaker 3: all I've seen the police baton. It's this this heavy

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Speaker 3: metal thing that like when you flick it, it gets longer,

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Speaker 3: and if somebody hit you with it, it would definitely hurt.

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Speaker 2: It fucking hurts, right, But why is that illegal? They

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Speaker 2: didn't tell me why it is illegal. They just kept

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Speaker 2: saying it was illegal. Kept looking at you were crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they kept looking at me crazy, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do anything with it, like just take it.

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Speaker 1: Just give me a fucking ticket. I gotta. So then

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Speaker 1: there were I'm going to LA for work.

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Speaker 2: That's let's hold on with the dramatics. I started crying.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm shooting a boleta.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on e and then like yes, like

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Speaker 1: im oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I was bawling, bitch. I was like I have to

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Speaker 2: I have to make this flight. And the woman was like,

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Speaker 2: you're not making this flight.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. It's like you're not making the I

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Speaker 1: was like, was there a white lady there?

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Speaker 2: Here be your own people. There was no black there

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Speaker 2: were no white women. Well that's good, but it was

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Speaker 2: a black man in a black wom I was like, y'all,

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Speaker 2: y'all double teaming me right.

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Speaker 1: Now, you're not shake his head? She rolling eyes. So

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Speaker 1: then the.

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Speaker 2: White man comes who like clearly is like from New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: He's looking at me. Yeah, he's looking at me, and

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Speaker 2: he's like, it's clear you've never been arrested before. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, no, I've never been Like do you

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Speaker 2: see my coat? This is not a coat of a

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Speaker 2: person in and out of jam. I've never been arrested before.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, wait, I'm getting arrested. And he's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're definitely gonna arrested. And he's like you have to

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Speaker 2: put your hands behind your back, and I was like.

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Speaker 1: They won't let you do it. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: was like, so hold on.

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Speaker 2: So the black people came to read me and this

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Speaker 2: white man came to arrest me.

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Speaker 1: Cool, got it.

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Speaker 2: So then I looked at him and I was like,

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Speaker 2: are you going to law and order me? And he

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Speaker 2: was like what And then he was like yes and

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Speaker 2: they motherfucking did they read you your rights? No, they

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Speaker 2: didn't read my rights.

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Speaker 1: I was bom, do they have to?

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Speaker 4: Were?

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Speaker 1: They were there? Cops there, the port authority cops.

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Speaker 3: So I mean, I'm not a lawyer, you know, I'm

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Speaker 3: not a Johnny Cochran or anything, but if you get arrested,

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Speaker 3: don't you have to be red your rights?

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Speaker 2: Or the thing gets thrown away. I said, where's the

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Speaker 2: law and order there was?

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Speaker 1: We could beat the cakes right.

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Speaker 2: And then another guy came. He had a fucking large shotgun.

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Speaker 1: I was like, they're gonna shoot.

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Speaker 2: Me in JFK A police.

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Speaker 1: I was, you should have grabbed the baton and.

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Speaker 2: You should have hit the black man in he should

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Speaker 2: have hit the the black lady dum. I was crying

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Speaker 2: so hard, Marie, I haven't cried that I cry, you know,

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Speaker 2: I cried, but I know crisis. It was like, well,

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Speaker 2: like willing, like it's not coming out of my here's

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Speaker 2: a slave everything.

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Speaker 1: So then they're walking me, now, hold on, where's all

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Speaker 1: your stuff? They take everything. They were like, do you

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Speaker 1: have anything in your coat?

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Speaker 2: And I said no, and then they start pulling stuff

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Speaker 2: out of my coat and it was like.

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Speaker 1: A light of matches. They were like, they're like, so

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Speaker 1: you're a liar.

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Speaker 2: I like, it can't be, like I have to get

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Speaker 2: on this fight. And the God was like, it's not

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Speaker 2: happening in my mind. You just kept screaming I'm shooting

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Speaker 2: a while back of the ranch and he's like, please

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Speaker 2: don't ever use us in the case of your getting arrested.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to you're trying to give them these ease

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Speaker 2: legal teams. Yeah yeah, yeah, you're like, well call them,

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Speaker 2: can you call Kendra? Kendra?

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Speaker 1: Kendra?

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Speaker 2: And then all these people are looking every single last

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Speaker 2: night like everybody's like watching and crying.

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Speaker 1: They're like being fucking rude.

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Speaker 2: They're like, she got drunks, yes, because I looked like

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Speaker 2: I was smuggling.

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Speaker 1: What were you wearing? I had a sweatsuit on. Were

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Speaker 1: the shoes?

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Speaker 2: I looked like a real housewive making errands, you know, right,

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Speaker 2: what kind of shoes?

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Speaker 1: I got snickers on?

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Speaker 2: Great, but it just it didn't look right. Nobody could

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Speaker 2: tell what was going on. But they was like, I

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Speaker 2: remember that. When I was coming in, the one who

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Speaker 2: checked my passport was giving me problems because she was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you got too many bags. You got to put your bags,

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Speaker 2: and she had an attitude in me. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: I got through and I was like, fuck that bitch.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was a premonition. Since that was that was

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Speaker 1: the foreshadowing.

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Speaker 2: I was like, though, the energy is fucking off here.

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Speaker 2: So she h no, Marie no. So then I walk

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Speaker 2: I'm there walking me out.

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Speaker 1: Boom.

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Speaker 2: Carolina is getting her ship and she's looking with her

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Speaker 2: mouth wide open, like.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my poor Caro.

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Speaker 2: Carolina was she couldn't even talk. She was like oh

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Speaker 2: oh oh, and I'm bawling. And I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: not making a flight go without me. And in the

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Speaker 2: back of Caroline and said was like, girl, I'm getting

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Speaker 2: I'm getting on the flat.

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Speaker 1: I was not. It's like I'm going to eat a

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Speaker 1: shoot a pie.

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Speaker 2: And I kind of I should have been like called

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Speaker 2: him a call a lawyer, call my lawyer, but I

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Speaker 2: was like, I don't have a lawyer, and my lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Is a an entertainment lawyer, thank you.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, so then I get in the back of

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Speaker 2: the car, whaling, whaling.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's crying, like they put you in a car. Yes, girl,

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Speaker 1: they call the bus. They called the bus. Wait, they

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Speaker 1: The whole time was like do I have a clean record?

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Speaker 2: It was just like, girl, I've never been so scared

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Speaker 2: So then luckily my emergency contact is is a bulldog

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Speaker 1: And he's like yeah, I used to play ball with him.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, really, Chris. And then he talked.

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Speaker 2: And so then I had to wait thirty minutes and

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Speaker 2: And then janky ash jail was fucking it was kind

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Speaker 3: I was like, how did you know? How long you

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Speaker 2: and if you don't come, there'll be a worn out

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Totally shout you out in my specials what's your name, sir? Like?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, in crying from your diaphragm from I was just wailing.

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Speaker 2: And it just was so embarrassing because that bitch who

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Speaker 2: were up to no good. You had too many bags,

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Speaker 2: You too many bags?

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Speaker 1: Who cares if you had to?

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Speaker 3: I mean you probably did have too many bags. I've

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Speaker 3: that's so crazy, friend?

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Speaker 1: So then what happens They let you out? Wait, let's

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Speaker 3: Calls Marie, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't tell

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Speaker 2: This is what happened. So I'm home minding my business.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, Aha, that's not funny, Carolina, and

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Speaker 3: And they had handcuffs on and I saw that it

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Speaker 3: and she goes she doesn't believe me. She was talking

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Speaker 3: I cannot do this with you right now. It's my

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Speaker 2: She's like, give me her number. I send her the number.

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Speaker 3: Like We're on the phone for probably like six minutes,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, it's somewhere. It's exact fucking stick right.

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Speaker 2: The most I can do is take out one person

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Speaker 3: To head, right, you fling it like a nunchuck and

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Speaker 3: actually accidentally hit your face anyway, So that's what happened.

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Speaker 3: So you spoke to Carolina and Carolina was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Marie was laughing and she thought it was funny, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, that's not I did not think it was funny.

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Speaker 1: I thought y'all were playing a stupid joke.

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Speaker 3: Come to find out, and he was in real jail,

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Speaker 3: fingerprinted and they took her shoelaces and they.

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Speaker 1: Try to take her hair. So what's next. I gotta

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Speaker 1: go to court. I gotta go to court, and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, once the court date will send you positive.

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Speaker 2: Eleventh y'all want to send me money for my legal fees,

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Speaker 2: y'all can do that. Sydney dash Washington on Vemo.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean for them because they can't

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Speaker 2: S y d and E. If y'all know, if y'all

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Speaker 2: know a Johnny Cochrann adjacent person hit me with that info,

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Speaker 2: I should be fine. I should be fine, but like,

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Speaker 2: is all my record. I because I got I got arrested.

441
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,800
Speaker 2: So now, when you went back to the airport to

442
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,439
Speaker 2: catch your new flight, did you have to see the

443
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,560
Speaker 2: same TSA.

444
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,440
Speaker 1: People like, did you go see three when I came back?

445
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,480
Speaker 2: When I came back to go to LA, Yeah, I

446
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,040
Speaker 2: saw the black woman and the white dude and like

447
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,119
Speaker 2: they try to act like they never even seen me before.

448
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,960
Speaker 1: You have to show her your passport again.

449
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,280
Speaker 2: No, there was another girl there when I had to

450
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,040
Speaker 2: show my passport.

451
00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

452
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,760
Speaker 2: It was just it was unnecessary. And constantly, there's always

453
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 2: something happening to me. And the the crazy thing is

454
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,439
Speaker 2: is that I was trying to catch a flight the

455
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,119
Speaker 2: next day to come back no to go there. I

456
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,280
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I have two shows that I actually

457
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,879
Speaker 2: want to do. Can I just have my flight early

458
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,679
Speaker 2: in the morning. And my manager was like no, because

459
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,000
Speaker 2: what if something happens, then you're stuck and then you're

460
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,120
Speaker 2: gonna miss whatever. And I was like, whatever, what could

461
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaker 2: possibly happen? They're good, this happened, and I would have

462
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 2: missed my flight and I totally would have missed what

463
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 2: I needed to do.

464
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,880
Speaker 1: That's but you made it to You made it to E.

465
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah I did.

466
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,399
Speaker 2: And then I walk in to E and they're like, so,

467
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 2: what happened.

468
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 1: I heard you missed your flight? Yeah I did.

469
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,680
Speaker 2: I was arrested, and I used y'all the whole time,

470
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,119
Speaker 2: just so y'all know, hey, E.

471
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 1: Shout out to E. Shout out to people whose names

472
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 1: start with the letter E.

473
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to ecstasy, you know, who were not

474
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 3: shouting out. I thought TSA agents weren't doing their jobs

475
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 3: because of the shutdown, and they weren't getting paid.

476
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 2: Oh hunty, they had tat t I M E time they.

477
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,720
Speaker 1: Had to TOYM. They had twy.

478
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 2: They were rude, and you know, I did not feel safe,

479
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 2: and I could just imagine how they treat people who

480
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,120
Speaker 2: are real criminals, you know.

481
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 1: Right, people that like if they had come back and.

482
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 3: Your fingerprints were dirty, or like they came you had

483
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 3: been arrested before, they would have been even nastier to you.

484
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:29,399
Speaker 4: Girl.

485
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: Listen, I had no makeup on, you know, I look

486
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 2: taggard from crying. So they were just like, she's guilty,

487
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,879
Speaker 2: she's got something in the butt. They patted me down.

488
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 2: I was like, I girl, yo, I was on my period.

489
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 2: I was like, I will bleed on you.

490
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to bleed on you.

491
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 2: Lean on you, you boo.

492
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 1: Sydney.

493
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 3: I you had a week, friend, I did. You had

494
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 3: a whole week in a day.

495
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 2: I know, Marie will never be an emergency contact.

496
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 3: Why would you put me down as aergency contact? I mean,

497
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 3: who knows?

498
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 1: But what if I happened?

499
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 3: You have a proper emergency contact.

500
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: What if that person died? What? What?

501
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 3: What are we're saying right now? I would not put

502
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 3: you down as an emergency contact?

503
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: Oh? Why not, Sidney? If something? If I got arrested,

504
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 1: how would you help me? Who would you call? Oh?

505
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 1: How clear would your head be? Everybody?

506
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 3: I don't even I'm putting Adri down is my because

507
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 3: the way she called me, the volume of her voice.

508
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, okay, okay, great, she put she

509
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 3: had me at ease.

510
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well please let me know what happens.

511
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 3: Like she was so level headed, and I was like, Sis,

512
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 3: she already spoke.

513
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 1: To your arresting officers. I spoke to these people.

514
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 3: I know she's here. She got to go to court.

515
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 3: They're gonna let her out. I need to find a

516
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 3: new flight for her. I was like, wow, she like

517
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 3: knew what to do. That's my emergency contact as well.

518
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 1: You should. I should never be your emergency contact.

519
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 3: He was like, if a cop called him was like, Hello,

520
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 3: we have a Sydney of Elizabeth Washington here.

521
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 1: I'd be like, who is this? Is this her manager?

522
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 1: Helloel is this somebody from Fever Dog playing a joke?

523
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 2: Like I refuse to believe Carolina because she was laughing,

524
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 2: so I'm laughing. She's laughing. She's like, I'm laughing because

525
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 2: you're laughing. I'm like, I'm laughing because this is not funny.

526
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: It was so bad. It was bad.

527
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 3: And then you texted me and Amina and you were like,

528
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 3: who was in jail today? And now I'm on a

529
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 3: plane and I was like, shout out to Wi.

530
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 1: Fi yo, listen.

531
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 2: I mean, guys, in the case of something like that,

532
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 2: you have to stay calm.

533
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: Crying will not make it better.

534
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: And anybody recording it, it's just they're gonna catch the

535
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 2: ugly you. So like, if you're gonna wear people recording it,

536
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,199
Speaker 2: if you're gonna be arrested, go out like a g

537
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: you know, just have your head held high, braids well moisturized.

538
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 2: And the crazy thing is that I was like, ooh,

539
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put a little concealer on and I did it,

540
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 2: and I was like, fuck.

541
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 3: Did they take your photo? But they didn't read your rights, Sidney.

542
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 3: This is gonna this is gonna be thrown out. They

543
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: did not mirand mirandize.

544
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 1: Is that the word?

545
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 3: They didn't mirandize you. You have to be read your

546
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 3: rights when you get arrested. They can't that it's gonna

547
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 3: be thrown out. So you don't have the girl you

548
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 3: want me to be a lawyer.

549
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 5: I have.

550
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: That's the other thing that I know. I didn't. I

551
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: thought that she went to like.

552
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 3: Ts A, lock me in a room at the airport jail,

553
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 3: not off the like you know what I mean.

554
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: She went to real jail.

555
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 2: They me in the car, and I was like, this

556
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: is fucking insane, and it's like the crazy thing is

557
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 2: that I've been through TSA with.

558
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: Drugs, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly I've been through with drugs. Molly

559
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: Molly Koche.

560
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: A pilot for allegedly. Oh my god, oh my god,

561
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 2: that never happened. I was actually a friend of a friend.

562
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah somebody so that no name Cindy, Cindy Washington, not Sydney,

563
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 3: but Sidney.

564
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: All right, how are you doing, Marie or you know what, Sydney,

565
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 2: we don't have enough to are you okay?

566
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,400
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, I'm glad that at least

567
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: you picked up. For Carolina.

568
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 2: The funny thing is is that if I would have

569
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,479
Speaker 2: called you wouldn't even have picked up.

570
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: It would have been on do not disturb. That my

571
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 1: phone was on do not disturb.

572
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, for whatever reason, Carolina, when she calls me when

573
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,719
Speaker 3: I'm on do not disturb, it gets through what. I

574
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 3: don't know what, because I remember my phone rang and

575
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 3: I was like the hook, like it was one hundred

576
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 3: percent do not disturb.

577
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: And it's for whatever reason it came through God. It

578
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: was twas God, truly, God was God.

579
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 2: Well, I had called her when when they stopped me,

580
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, that police baton is illegal,

581
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 2: just telling you, and she's like, oh, don't worry. And

582
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 2: then I started crying because I was like it's illegal

583
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: this she hit you with it, don't worry. Yeah, I

584
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: was like it's illegal. She's like they're probably just gonna

585
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 2: give you a ticket. And then two seconds later I

586
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: was like they're arresting me. So you were on the

587
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 2: phone while they were talking to you, yep. And then

588
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 2: they took the phone from me. They're like, you're gonna

589
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: need your battery for when you get out, and then they.

590
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 3: And then they turned your phone off, and then they

591
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 3: made you aware that you were going to.

592
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: Get shackles on my feet.

593
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you?

594
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 2: Oh me some dumn you owe me, Sydney.

595
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 3: I I feel like you're I don't want to use

596
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 3: the word hero lightly, but you're Maybe that's the wrong word,

597
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 3: but you're strong for going to jail and coming out

598
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 3: on the other side.

599
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: Friend, you look great. You don't look like you spent

600
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: a night in jail. I mean four hours.

601
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 2: Afore out, Honey. I was thinking about banging my head.

602
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, can I kill myself? Should I say?

603
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 1: Are right?

604
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: It's like, how can I drown myself? And until after

605
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: fourteen minutes.

606
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: Yo, it was awful. I was like, there's no Wi Fi.

607
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't have a phone. There's no

608
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: wife Fi. You didn't have a phone. I couldn't tell

609
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 1: the time. I was like, what time is it? Like

610
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: was there a little thin ass mattress in the room.

611
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was just a fucking bitch bitch

612
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: and I've slept on it. And I was like, oh

613
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 2: my god, I'm so dirty.

614
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: I bet buck.

615
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 3: I can't believe actually, I can't cross. I can't believe

616
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 3: you fell asleep in jailsis I was, My nerves are

617
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 3: so bad, My nerves are bad. I was like, I

618
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 3: gotta just close mys. I'm gonna close mys, I close

619
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 3: my eyes. I'm gonna wake up and be out.

620
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: It was scary. And then they drove you back to

621
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: the airport. No nigga.

622
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 2: They were like, you gotta catch a cab. And I

623
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 2: was like, word, y'all took me off the previces. Now

624
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 2: I gotta go get a cab. They're like, yeah, you

625
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 2: gotta go get a car, get a cab. Had to

626
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 2: get a yellow cab. And then like the yellow cab

627
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: driver was looking at me like.

628
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 3: Because you came out of jail, real haggard, but well rested,

629
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 3: you probably had dirty fingers because you had fingerprint in corner.

630
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: I was like, well, what y'all, what y'all got lunch?

631
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: Did lunch like a ham sandwich with cheese. They didn't

632
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: give me a.

633
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 2: Grilled cheese or nothing, a grilled cheese made with an iron.

634
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: They didn't do any of that. They were just like,

635
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: you get one cup of water and I got a

636
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 2: cup of water one and it's probably tap water too.

637
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 2: It was unfiltered and jail tapwater. The lead went through

638
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: my throat and I felt it.

639
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: It was like dom do, but did you have a

640
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: good trip in l A.

641
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 2: I did, but I was like shaking up and I

642
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 2: just was like I didn't even call you because I

643
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 2: just was like, I'll just wait until I get back

644
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: to the city. Molly called me. I talked to Himina.

645
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 2: People were calling me after I put it on Instagram,

646
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 2: but then I talked to Carolyn and I was like,

647
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: Marie's not gonna call me because I put it on Instagram.

648
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: She's like, she's fine.

649
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 3: I mean, you did put it on Instagram and that

650
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 3: made that made me feel like you were fine.

651
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

652
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 3: I was how rare are you? Because Amina Amina called

653
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 3: me and was like what happened? And I told because

654
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 3: she didn't believe it either, and also saw and nobody

655
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 3: believed that you got arrested because you put it on Instagram, right,

656
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 3: the story that.

657
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: You're telling now.

658
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: Is and she's like, you need to put this on

659
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: the Instagram on the ground, right, because no, Literally everybody

660
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 2: that messaged me about it was like she's even the

661
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: comments people.

662
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: Were like, girl, you're so crazy.

663
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 3: Somebody else was like, oh the irs, the irs caught

664
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: up with you. Hush, No one thought you were being serious,

665
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 3: so you can't say. Well, Marie didn't like, come on, friend,

666
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 3: Adrian is the re said why.

667
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is real. But even she

668
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: was like she was no big deal. I was like, oh, okay,

669
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: it's fine. She won't get a ticket because.

670
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: She the one who wasn't got her got her hands

671
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: behind her back. Anything you say or dude will be

672
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: held against you.

673
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 3: To you, they didn't, Miranda, they did not.

674
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 2: Those bastards. Fucking rude. And then somebody was like, should

675
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: you be talking about this? And I was like, they're

676
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 2: not gonna find me on instant.

677
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: They're absolutely gonna find you on instant. What are you

678
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: talking about?

679
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: People snitch on themselves and go to jail because of

680
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: things they say on their social media regularly.

681
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: M Did I take that you already missed jail? Huh?

682
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: Should I put that post to? Should I take it down? Maybe?

683
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 2: Uh?

684
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: Change the caption? What did the cap? It just said

685
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: I went to jail and now I'm in LA.

686
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 2: No, it's fine, it's fine, right, it's the way that

687
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: you were talking about it.

688
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: After that was like and then you said you carried.

689
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 3: You know what, let's end this episode because I don't

690
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 3: want them to play this podcast in jail on February eleventh.

691
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: You think that will happen, friend, I know I'm already

692
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: fucking stressed.

693
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 3: Not seem stressed at all on Instagram. Well, you know,

694
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 3: it's all about the likes, It's about all of the

695
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: that's when the legs are coming, all the legs.

696
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

697
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: Well, I just was like, dude, this is the stuff

698
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: that happened. I like called my manager and he was

699
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 2: like laughing too.

700
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: He was like, Sidney, you're crazy.

701
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 2: I was like, He's like, no way, and I was

702
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: like yeah way. He's like you come on, oh my god.

703
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: He's like, well you need anything. I was like, no,

704
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: everything's done right.

705
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 3: Because when when Carolina was like who should I call,

706
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 3: I was like her.

707
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: Manager and I was like nah, Adrian, yeah, because I

708
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: was like, I don't even have the manager's information, I

709
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: hit my manager to get your I was like, yeah, Adrian,

710
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just send you the contact.

711
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: Yeah you did the good thing. You're as you were.

712
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: Quite feel like I was the most helpful behind Adrian

713
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 3: because I am the one who had Carolina called Adrian. Yeah, Adrian,

714
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 3: who was like, yeah, I was on the phone her

715
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 3: when it was happening.

716
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: It's fine, And she kept telling me to stop crying,

717
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, are you fucking serious. I'm telling

718
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: you that it's bigger than what you think it is,

719
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 2: Like I knew, I felt.

720
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: I knew.

721
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: It's like I'm gonna get arrested. And she was just like, ah,

722
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 2: I gotta give me a ticket, they're gonna take it away.

723
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. And I was like, did I never

724
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: even get to use the baton?

725
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 2: Like no, I have not been able to shake anybody

726
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: with that baton.

727
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed. You haven't been able to hit anybody

728
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: in the kneecaps. I haven't even been able to use

729
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: it on stage. That's what I was.

730
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: That's it was been in my purse because I was like, ooh,

731
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use this for a bit, and in ever

732
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: even happened, and it's just like, fuck man, you forgot

733
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: it was in there. Yeah, Because it's just like listen, guys,

734
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 2: and this is the thing. They don't want women to

735
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: protect themselves. We can't have mace, that's illegal. You can't

736
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: have a put guitar is illegal here in New York State.

737
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 2: I feel like in other states you're allowed to have it. Well,

738
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: this is what this is where all the crime is happening.

739
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think it's happening in Nashville.

740
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: Like you know, listen, I can't. I'm not.

741
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 3: They got guns in Nashville. That's what they have their systs,

742
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 3: guns and guitars.

743
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: But uh, you know, I'm glad I'm still your friend.

744
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: That's all that matters.

745
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's the fact that you have a record. Now.

746
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if we could do the podcast still.

747
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: This is uh, it might be a little problematic.

748
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: For I found I was like, Marie's gonna hate me already?

749
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: Why you It sounds like when you weren't jumping them

750
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 3: four hours, you were thinking about me a lot.

751
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't.

752
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: Actually, I was thinking about I wish I will make

753
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: that flight. That's all I was thinking about. I need

754
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: to get on another plane. And I was like, Wow,

755
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 2: how much is this gonna cost?

756
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: And the flight?

757
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was worried about that. Yeah, but then you know,

758
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 2: then I have to pay for anything. But it's just

759
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: like ugh. And then I went to LA and everything

760
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 2: was fine. And it's just like it was raining the

761
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: whole time there, really, yeah, fucking raining cold.

762
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 1: But I met up with people and it was great.

763
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 2: And I know I saw you saw Greta Yeah, and

764
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: uh Jack and we were hanging out with this other guy.

765
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 2: Ron and Carolyn had look he had a crush on

766
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 2: this guy and I was like, she told me she

767
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 2: met a blurred and I was like totally. I was like,

768
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 2: I can see y'all dating. I mean, I want to

769
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 2: fix his The wash of his jeans, it was like

770
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 2: an acid. It was just like a light. It was

771
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: a lightwish. It was an uncle Jean. It was just like, oh,

772
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 2: you think you cool with that wash, but it's just

773
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 2: like Nope, you're just an uncle. It just was bad

774
00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 2: changed you. Oh my god, I wanted to kill myself. Guys,

775
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: it was that awful. And then I kept saying hello, hello,

776
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: and they just were ignoring me.

777
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're probably so annoying in jail. Hello, Hello,

778
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: do you know what time in it? And they were like,

779
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 3: what do you need the time for? They're like, you're

780
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 3: not going nowhere. Well, I'm glad that you made it out,

781
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 3: and I'm glad you'd have to take a shower in jail,

782
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 3: and I really I cannot believe that happened to you.

783
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 3: But listening to the story, I was like, only Sydney,

784
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 3: like that would only happen to you.

785
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you. Probably didn't even remember the baton was

786
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: in there. I wasn't even thinking about it.

787
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: I just was like, Oh, the crazy thing is I

788
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: was on Twitter and I was about to say, ah,

789
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 2: it's so crazy when you get to the airport two

790
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 2: hours early before your flight, and it's like, I love

791
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 2: coming late because I love the rush of wondering if

792
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to make the flight or not.

793
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: That's what I was about about.

794
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh shit, why's my bag

795
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: on the other side, And I said, before I press

796
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 2: the sin, you like that JARV lotion? Yeah, that would

797
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 2: have been funny if I press sin yep, and then

798
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 2: and then I would have like about coming early.

799
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually didn't make that flight. My ass was in jail.

800
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, Well, listeners, if anybody wants to.

801
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 3: Offer legal advice or you can verify this not her

802
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 3: being read her rights thing.

803
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in jail? Can do we have

804
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: any jail birds?

805
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 2: Any like prison adjacent niggas in here that just want

806
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: to talk. Tell us your your situation, what happened to you?

807
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: Were you going to sell and did you want to

808
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 2: kill yourself?

809
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: How long were you in the sell?

810
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: Did they ask you to take your braids out? Who

811
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: was your emergency contact? Sydney, Marie, you've never been to jail.

812
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 3: It's like, Nope, I have not, and it's pretty shocking

813
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 3: surprising considering.

814
00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should definitely have been considering. I mean, have

815
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 2: the two of us friend only one of us as

816
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 2: a record, and it's not the one that people think tissue. Well,

817
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 2: they think it to me because they're like, Sidney, you

818
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 2: talk about getting kid out at McDonald's.

819
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: You definitely have to have gone to jail at least once.

820
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: Honestly, the fact, I'm so glad that you'd never been

821
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 3: to jail before, because.

822
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: Whow oh if I would have had a not clean record,

823
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 2: who even knows if I would be here right now.

824
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 3: You wouldn't still be in jail right now. That was

825
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 3: one like Monday, you're be in prison. You'd be in

826
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 3: a minimum security.

827
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 5: Yeah.

828
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, you got a post bill? Who

829
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 2: giving me that bail money?

830
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: Marie?

831
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 3: I mean I would start a GoFundMe for the bail

832
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 3: money you would how would you stay? Okay, how much?

833
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 3: Well we talk about how much do you think the

834
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 3: bail money would have been? Give me a number and

835
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 3: I'll tell.

836
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 2: You how much. Ten thousand, ten thousand. No, don't you

837
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: have to post like ten percent or something. Ah, so

838
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 2: you don't get you don't get your bail money back

839
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: like I would. I would like loan you half me,

840
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 2: Adrianna and Carolina would would put some money together. Yeah. Yeah, honestly,

841
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 2: that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me

842
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 2: in almost five years.

843
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: If no one was gonna pay your bail, I would

844
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: pay your bail. I got a job.

845
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 2: Now.

846
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: They literally just announced it. Yeah, at twelve o'clock. No today,

847
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: shall we just say it? Oh my god? Where did it?

848
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: Where is it? It's all variety, my god.

849
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 2: Okay, we can announce it. Yeah, we can announce it

850
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: because it's tomorrow. So I am going to be one

851
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 2: of the late night hosts on Viceland Live. That show

852
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: is gonna be Monday through Thursday, nine to eleven pm.

853
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 1: That's the show.

854
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 3: I'm one of the hosts. I'm the sexiest host me Sandy.

855
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 2: Hoenigg, Zach Fox who was our rude expert, and Fat Tony,

856
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 2: this guy based in La.

857
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: So that's it now.

858
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: If Syney goes, if Sydney goes to jail again, I

859
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 2: will pay your bail, friend, and then you have to

860
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: reimburse me when you shoot your eat pilot.

861
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my friend. Yeah, my god, my friend.

862
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's super exciting. Let's live very best friends.

863
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: We're having a great we're having a great week.

864
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so don't worry, friend, I'm right

865
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: behind you. I'm right behind you with uh. I'll be

866
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: on TV as well.

867
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 5: It is.

868
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: We're going to be on TV this year. You see it.

869
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: They put it up advice. Do you see?

870
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 3: Do you see I've told you I put it up

871
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 3: at twelve They told me twelve o'clock today, nine am.

872
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so big, Marie, you're making so

873
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 2: much money.

874
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: Can you like take me to dinner? Yes, I'll take

875
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: you to dinner.

876
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: I want to go to Red Lobster or something like.

877
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 2: It's something like something janky, something some king and you

878
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 2: missed while you were in jail. Oh my god, nothing

879
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: like Olive Garden like something really like, we can go

880
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 2: wherever you want to go.

881
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 3: Friend, my mother was like, you have to take everybody

882
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 3: to dinner to celebrate your new job and pay for it.

883
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 3: And I was like okay. And my mom's like she problematic.

884
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 3: She's like, don't forget to send money to Haiti. I

885
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 3: was like, I haven't gotten paid yet. So that's what

886
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 3: my life is for the next twelve weeks. But I'll

887
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 3: still be here, you know, super humble.

888
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: Uh, that's a lie, you know, super Christians, that's a

889
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: motherfucking lie.

890
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: You thought you couldn't say hi to her before, Bitch,

891
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: you better not even speak to her. She wearing glasses

892
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 2: all day, every day at night. First of all, she's

893
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: not even taking a train, just letting y'all know. And

894
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: she getting cars and I'm gonna be in a car.

895
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, we shut up, Uber, I'm like, express.

896
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: This could you put out in a corporate car? I

897
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: know you got a corporate car, bitch. Listen.

898
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing meetings at the Soho House Soho House.

899
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 1: Listen.

900
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 2: We're gonna be traveling on the bench on the business account.

901
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, yes, everything, all of it.

902
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 2: I'm super excited to not be poor, starting the new

903
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: year off with a job, so much money.

904
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,720
Speaker 3: I did my job on Monday, the day Sydney got arrested.

905
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 3: Can we talk about this and uh, now here we

906
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: are just safe and out of jail, un employed, super excited.

907
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 3: Sydney has to go right, you have a whole audition

908
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 3: or something.

909
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 2: My motherfucking friend is rich and famous, freaking hilarious. I'm

910
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 2: putting this on the on the unofficial expert page.

911
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 1: Do it. Oh my god, I have it listed doing it.

912
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 3: I gotta go. I need to I need to read

913
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 3: this article. I don't know what they said, but.

914
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: They said nothing but like, y'all niggas about to make

915
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 2: money and it's about to be stupid, and uh, everybody

916
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 2: gotta watch it. And uh, you know, don't forget about

917
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 2: your other friends, like you know, Sydney who went to jail.

918
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 2: All I asked is that you don't forget about me,

919
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 2: you know, just like Geez.

920
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 3: I cannot forget about you because I feel like You're

921
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 3: never gonna let me forget about you.

922
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: That's that's I'm gonna get arrested. So I'm like, can

923
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: you just call Marie Foston. We're gonna be like the

924
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: girl from Viceland life money now she has so much money.

925
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, I'm still still gonna act very poor.

926
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, we are not.

927
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 2: I'm not even allowing that, like honestly, no, I mean

928
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 2: I I haven't even like I feel like I've booked

929
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 2: a show already and I'm like I have money coming,

930
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: so I'm not even thinking about the poorness that is

931
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 2: right now.

932
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: That is you. Yeah, from within, I'm going to La

933
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like.

934
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 2: Who knows, I might not even come back. I'm probably

935
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: gonna book so we're just gonna have to be doing

936
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: this podcast by coastal.

937
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll do it by coastal.

938
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 2: That's fine, friend, That's that's all I'm I'm like, what

939
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: pencil me when you can penal me in.

940
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent here.

941
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to new celebrities over there, so

942
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: like the pod is really gonna jump off, you know,

943
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 2: okay boom boom. I mean honestly, you on Vice is

944
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 2: like first of all, forever dog watch out, just letting

945
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 2: you know famous gloves famous basically, I mean literally that

946
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 2: our pictures not on the wall over here is like

947
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 2: it's problematic because we got we got a new we

948
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 2: got new cover, we got a new cover, and I

949
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 2: don't see any of our stuff. Yeah, they were and

950
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: literally about to be famous. So I think Forever Dog

951
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: work on that. Should if you got free time, you

952
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: should be getting you a fucking picture frame and ship

953
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 2: to be cutting up photos and whatnot.

954
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: We got it.

955
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: And also, guys, if you guys want to make us

956
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: a theme song, get to it. Get to it before

957
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: Marie does not answer her DMS. It's about to happen

958
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: already answer. I mean me, I looked through my DMS

959
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, look at these sad people. But like, honestly,

960
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start checking them more just in case. You

961
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 2: know you want to send money, you want to send merch.

962
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: It's nuts, Okay, send merch, send merch. Bye, guys, my all,

963
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: my poor fans. Shout out to everybody who's listening in jail.

964
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, Also thank you for coming to the

965
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 2: Unofficial Expert Live podcast.

966
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: We came.

967
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 2: It was so much fun, so we're gonna do it again.

968
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 2: Don't worry, okay, Bye Bye.

969
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 5: Forever This has been a Forever Dog production. Executive produced

970
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 5: by Brett Baham, Joe ccilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more

971
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:44,280
Speaker 5: original podcasts, please visit Foreverdog Podcasts dot com and subscribe

972
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,840
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973
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 4: Or wherever you get your podcasts. Keep up with the

974
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 4: latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and

975
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