Speaker 1: Here's what I love about Marcus Houston. He's been able
Speaker 1: to take a significant fashion l in every single era.
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's true what.
Speaker 3: You're about to bring up.
Speaker 2: I'm about to bring up the clear suit.
Speaker 4: I know what you're about to bring up, obvious sgendary
Speaker 4: freak COVID.
Speaker 1: Iive before the towers fell, like, I think we still
Speaker 1: had the towers.
Speaker 2: I think he was still dating Beyonce when he did that.
Speaker 3: He was like.
Speaker 2: People never bring yet. I think he was in a
Speaker 2: clear suit smashing Beyonce. So you know, I can't believe
Speaker 2: she let that.
Speaker 4: I like to think that Marcus Uson never actually smashed Beyonce,
Speaker 4: and it makes me feel better.
Speaker 1: I also would like to queen, and I like to
Speaker 1: know that she did not do that. Get your clear
Speaker 1: hands off of me.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm play chess. Sometimes queens make bad moves. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean? You got rethink yourself, baby.
Speaker 5: Girls, qualitys are racist. The money turn stuff now, can't tell.
Speaker 2: Me give me that darkey button and big old legs.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of My Mama Doon Me.
Speaker 2: The Fine Gast when we dive deep, deep into the
Speaker 2: pockets of black conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Theories, and we work to prove that the Tea and
Speaker 1: T Pain does not in fact stand for tallahassee, it
Speaker 1: stands for Trautman, as in his real father, Roger Troutman
Speaker 1: of Staff and Roger, a pioneer of the vocoder a
Speaker 1: k A. The fucking voice thing that t Paint does.
Speaker 1: He is in fact a Nepo baby. It was not
Speaker 1: on him, it was in him the whole time.
Speaker 2: Y'all wake up the David Boren and I'm Langston Kerman,
Speaker 2: and I'm stunned at this revelation. You're saying that he
Speaker 2: had a silver auto tuner in his mouth when he
Speaker 2: was born.
Speaker 1: He was born with it in his mouth. You thought
Speaker 1: he invented that shit. Come on, bab he and he cried, beautiful,
Speaker 1: just that was. That was He grew up to the
Speaker 1: sounds of so rough, so tough in the city of
Speaker 1: good old Watts.
Speaker 2: If it's true, devastating, truly, we've all been rooting for
Speaker 2: Tea Paint. I think in part because of we thought
Speaker 2: he got it up for you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: He was doing it from the ground up.
Speaker 1: He did like he got it out the mud. I
Speaker 1: was like rapper turn singer like, I get it, Come.
Speaker 2: On, man, but no pains out here, just just you
Speaker 2: didn't even hear them. You didn't even hear the whole
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Roger Troutman was killed by Larry Troutman, who was also
Speaker 1: percussions in the Zap band. I think it was a
Speaker 1: beef over t Payne's mom and the illegitimate son. Whoa
Speaker 1: to hot right now? I'm too hot, drop too hot
Speaker 1: hot right now.
Speaker 2: Motherfucking boss. Nothing about that. That's this is heavy dog.
Speaker 2: I don't even I think it's a different we would
Speaker 2: have to do a different day.
Speaker 1: It's a different day. Hey, you might notice that the
Speaker 1: audio fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, we're not a perfect show. There are high
Speaker 2: jinks every week with this, with this program mostly I
Speaker 2: would say on David and Ice part yes that if
Speaker 2: there is an issue with the show's usually David or
Speaker 2: Eye's fault or my my fault. And and we're we're
Speaker 2: not proud of that, but we're not gonna we're not
Speaker 2: gonna hide from it. We're not.
Speaker 1: We are not men who pretend like we are not flawed. No, you,
Speaker 1: if you cut us, do we not bleed?
Speaker 2: We bleed, and we we bleed a lot and.
Speaker 3: If you played Chatshaw, do we not slide.
Speaker 2: One hop this time?
Speaker 3: You know, no Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately, due to some technical difficulties, this episode has
Speaker 2: sort of we we've had some hijinks. We lost the
Speaker 2: first little segment of the show. And we assure you,
Speaker 2: dear listener, that it was hilarious, the really funny shit
Speaker 2: inside of this motherfucker. You know, Oh, you.
Speaker 1: Would have loved it. Remember the first time you saw
Speaker 1: that Patti LaBelle rolling on the Floorida video. That's what
Speaker 1: you would have done, as you heard the first time.
Speaker 1: But you but it's gone.
Speaker 2: Now, it's gone. There's nothing we can do about it.
Speaker 2: It's it's lost in the ether, lost in the sands
Speaker 2: of time. But here's the good news. Our guest is
Speaker 2: a phenomenal talent, a hilarious person, a man who you
Speaker 2: know best from from his podcast one and We but
Speaker 2: you probably know him best from from being one of
Speaker 2: the co hosts of the long running show, maybe the
Speaker 2: longest running show.
Speaker 3: And it's like that in General Hospital.
Speaker 2: I think I don't think I dare to say there's
Speaker 2: nothing longer. It's it's that show General Hospital, The Simpsons
Speaker 2: and c Span. I think the those four are are
Speaker 2: the sort of Mount Rushmore of long running shows. But
Speaker 2: he's one of the co hosts of Ridiculousness. He's a
Speaker 2: hilarious man, a dear friend, and and we're we're We're
Speaker 2: gonna jump straight to the research section of this episode.
Speaker 2: So don't be thrown off by the sort of weird
Speaker 2: cutting and pasting if you if it would were.
Speaker 1: Because you know what, that's just show business. And honestly,
Speaker 1: you're lucky to have us. So what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do with the We could be anywhere right now? Bro?
Speaker 1: You don't think I could have been working for fucking
Speaker 1: all State Life right now. I could have been a
Speaker 1: term life God, I could have had equity. I'm here
Speaker 1: talking to you losers because of art.
Speaker 2: I would be putting a tire in some water and
Speaker 2: telling you where the hole is right now.
Speaker 1: Come on, you don't think my man would have been
Speaker 1: a big ol' savant. Quit playing with me.
Speaker 2: But our guest, he's hilarious. Give it up for steel,
Speaker 2: O brim everybody, steel.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 2: You came to a steel with a conspiracy that that
Speaker 2: I would argue also is gonna be up for some
Speaker 2: debate as falls into reality, not by me. Hey, I'm
Speaker 2: not pushing back.
Speaker 3: Baby, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm good. We're all good over here. I'm not pushing back.
Speaker 2: But I dare say you are going to upset certain
Speaker 2: gentlemen in our community. You said, my mama told me
Speaker 2: never trust a black man without a mustache or a
Speaker 2: white man with one. They're both pedophiles. Steel O. I
Speaker 2: did a bunch of research on your conspiracy that I
Speaker 2: would love to unpack with you. Now I think I
Speaker 2: think you're it's it's some pretty promising research. It was
Speaker 2: far more information than I expected to be able to find.
Speaker 2: I thought that this was just be like speculation, but
Speaker 2: now there seems to be some real research behind this motherfucker.
Speaker 2: So what's especially interesting is that apparently the associations of
Speaker 2: mustaches and pedophiles is much more contemporary than we actually realize.
Speaker 2: I thought this was like something that dated back millennia
Speaker 2: and shit, so I thought it was like the forties, fifties. See,
Speaker 2: I even that seems like a thing. But apparently the
Speaker 2: August of two thousand and three.
Speaker 3: Is I started the room started this three for sure.
Speaker 2: And you know what's funny. The article said ste Lo
Speaker 2: brim was walking around his high school calling niggas pedophiles
Speaker 2: when they had no facial hair.
Speaker 3: You know, those people did turn out to be pedophiles.
Speaker 1: That's the and that's and that's where that's see research,
Speaker 1: you gotta do.
Speaker 3: Your I just spoke it into them, and now I
Speaker 3: feel you're right.
Speaker 2: No, I got to explore this.
Speaker 3: Don't put that on yourself. Don't put that right. You're right,
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 2: Why is Stelo saying this every day? Maybe I got
Speaker 2: to unpack this. I will say that. So August of
Speaker 2: two thousand and three is sort of like its first
Speaker 2: appearance in sort of like the the public lexicon, right
Speaker 2: the innern they said. They said, it first appears apparently
Speaker 2: Urban Urban Dictionary. I'm a being, man, I love a
Speaker 2: sweet being, they said. The definition on Urban Dictionary for Stas,
Speaker 2: this was their first definition of it was a person
Speaker 2: who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair, usually
Speaker 2: accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves, and a pedophilia
Speaker 2: like stare down.
Speaker 3: That's him.
Speaker 1: I just when you're talking about like a r that
Speaker 1: mass a guy.
Speaker 2: I don't need to see no other pictures. I know.
Speaker 3: I have a few questions.
Speaker 1: Even as far as his research goes, yay, one was
Speaker 1: urbandctionary dot com invented?
Speaker 2: Oh my boy did that?
Speaker 3: My boy did that in science class? I think.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it was like if it was because if this
Speaker 1: was when the site was new, there had to be
Speaker 1: a term of it catching up to previous pop culture
Speaker 1: ideas where they were filling in the blank. It had
Speaker 1: been prevalent for years. That's just when they put.
Speaker 2: It on that this is some ship that came out
Speaker 2: in eighty six, But we didn't get hipped to it
Speaker 2: till two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: That's because the because the website came up in Lato too,
Speaker 1: they were still just backfilling. All right, what urban slang
Speaker 1: do we need to put on there? Because urban Nicknareys
Speaker 1: ninety nine myself, Guys, did you just say the will endium?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I measured time is myself. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: twenty three years old past the millennium? You know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: You would have that album? You had that album?
Speaker 2: Oh, I had that of course, I had that album.
Speaker 3: That was Friends and that was his favorite album.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, that was.
Speaker 1: You like that album better than Big Willie Style. It
Speaker 1: wasn't talking We're talking.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: It wasn't about better or worse. It was about inspiration
Speaker 2: and that nigga was inspiring me in ninety nine. There
Speaker 2: was nobody else that could inspire me more than Will.
Speaker 3: A great year.
Speaker 2: He was, he was killing it in ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Man, was that meant? Was that when Miami came out?
Speaker 3: Or was that before?
Speaker 2: That's post Miami Miami? I think, yeah, what Will Yeah?
Speaker 2: I give me a second. He had that song, and
Speaker 2: I think it was with Cisco. I want to say
Speaker 2: he had it was No, it was with k C
Speaker 2: and he had that song. Yeah, well wow Wow.
Speaker 3: West was the first single release for Willennio. Yeah, song
Speaker 3: was bad.
Speaker 4: Then he had Will two K, which is crazy, and
Speaker 4: then he had Freaking It come out freaking What.
Speaker 2: Was on that? I don't even remember freaking it? But
Speaker 2: come on, my boy was my boy was being sexy
Speaker 2: for the last time? Come on, No, he was. He
Speaker 2: was sexy on Big Willie Style. I don't know why
Speaker 2: I'm going so hard for Big Willy's Style.
Speaker 3: That was a great record.
Speaker 2: What you mean? It was clearly.
Speaker 1: Written by Nash Well certain certain songs, for sure.
Speaker 3: There were snicker all night on my Jolly Ranch. Well
Speaker 3: Smith didn't write.
Speaker 2: That, No, I didn't write that down. He liked it, though, I.
Speaker 3: Take him a little longer, but he got that.
Speaker 1: He just had to sit in there with shoot on
Speaker 1: a cigar and listen to the beat.
Speaker 2: So I will say it sounds like you boys are
Speaker 2: not in tune with the possibility of this two thousand
Speaker 2: and three start date. But I will say that additionally,
Speaker 2: what they plane is that in two thousand and six
Speaker 2: Adam Morrison. Y'all remember Adam Morrison, that big motherfucker from
Speaker 2: Gonzaga with the mustache apparently is the thing that pushed
Speaker 2: it over the.
Speaker 3: Top return of the mat.
Speaker 2: No, that's Mark Morrison.
Speaker 4: Remember this dude was like a lurch yeah high all
Speaker 4: the times too, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he was a super early pick in the
Speaker 2: NBA and a super regrettable choice for for number threeas
Speaker 2: they went number three and then did not do anything
Speaker 2: for anybody for a long time.
Speaker 3: He would thrive in the NBA today, just at that time,
Speaker 3: you know, he was he was in.
Speaker 2: An era where biggs needed to be bigs and and
Speaker 2: he ain't know how to do that, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had to be a you have to be
Speaker 3: kind of an animal.
Speaker 2: But Adam Morrison apparently was getting made fun of so often,
Speaker 2: and despite being the the the leading scorer in the
Speaker 2: n in the n C Double A that year, he
Speaker 2: was being made from him, specifically for his mustache, so
Speaker 2: often that literally crowds were chanting Amber alert at him
Speaker 2: while he was playing in games, and that subsequently increased
Speaker 2: the Google searches that ultimately became the popularity of the
Speaker 2: pedo stash.
Speaker 3: I remember being at that game, a young guy umbrella.
Speaker 2: That started. Now the question is any regrets because you
Speaker 2: were yelling at a boy he was a child.
Speaker 3: I think Adam Morrison was like twenty when he graduated.
Speaker 2: Sure he was. He wasn't.
Speaker 3: All four years, isn't he.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wasn't a one and done guy. I know
Speaker 2: that for sure.
Speaker 4: And I waited until he became nineteen yeings.
Speaker 3: I was never at a child with cat calling.
Speaker 1: That's really all you can do. Yeah, yeah, you just
Speaker 1: gotta wait to wait till they're nineteen.
Speaker 2: Speaking of wild hair choices, can we can we just
Speaker 2: take a moment for for recent Marcus Houston hairs, those.
Speaker 1: Braids, those fake fake braids, the braids.
Speaker 2: He he was in a two B program where he
Speaker 2: had arguably something far worse than Shamar Moore. Possible, Tyler
Speaker 2: bro you gotta take a look and just just take
Speaker 2: a gander. We look at it now and make a choice.
Speaker 3: It's he looks nothing like Roger.
Speaker 2: That's not the Roger. I know.
Speaker 4: I think he got the braids to lead you off
Speaker 4: the internet. I cannot find them.
Speaker 2: It was a very exciting day on Twitter a few
Speaker 2: days ago. Now, granted I don't have a Twitter anymore,
Speaker 2: but I do have burner accounts, and yeah, you gotta
Speaker 2: explore out here. But the point is, oh, this goes on, right,
Speaker 2: So the two thousand and seven the pedo stash apparently
Speaker 2: gets this giant influx on Google. It's it's suddenly like
Speaker 2: become this this Google hot search, all the way up
Speaker 2: to fifty one out of one hundred in its scale.
Speaker 2: And then in twenty ten it becomes crazy popular again
Speaker 2: because Justin Bieber grosses first mustache and everybody starts calling
Speaker 2: him a pedophile. Yeah yeah, so it really seems like
Speaker 2: just famous people growing mustaches, and we're like that niggas
Speaker 2: a bet file that was right there.
Speaker 3: I mean, famous people with mustache.
Speaker 1: I think there just wasn't a term for it. I
Speaker 1: think it was a thing we all knew. It's like Bomo.
Speaker 1: Bomo's been around for everybody. We just didn't put a
Speaker 1: word on it.
Speaker 2: To it right then you got it? Yeah, walk us
Speaker 2: through all of your feelings.
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, he didn't need desires. They could
Speaker 3: could have kept me straight backs.
Speaker 4: Oh they're so thick and so high.
Speaker 3: It's like a box, a box.
Speaker 2: They sit up tall. Baby, those ain't those ain't resting.
Speaker 3: Also, his beard is fake as well, right, I.
Speaker 2: Think everything is fake in that picture.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's the budget right on the print screen. Story
Speaker 3: by Chris Stokes here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bad combination.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Mark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the news a lot.
Speaker 2: Lately, Marcus Neston's been acting up a lot laterly.
Speaker 1: Just notorious for making poor decisions. Yeah yeah, like physically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he keeps doing it to himself, and in that
Speaker 2: way I respect it. It's like, yeah, I mean who
Speaker 2: you are and I repeating who you are? And he
Speaker 2: did I will say the immature I m X errors.
Speaker 4: Well magic, I mean they both had hits. That's what
Speaker 4: the igh MX was it?
Speaker 3: Stay the Night? Was that the first time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my first time.
Speaker 3: That was the i MX.
Speaker 2: Climbing out the window?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, did you want to stay the night?
Speaker 3: Though? Was that not? It?
Speaker 4: Just so he gave it that song, he gave it,
Speaker 4: and that song he said, if you're gonna do it,
Speaker 4: just make sure you're strapped twice, which is the craziest.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's already he's already used to wearing double plastic.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like liszten as a man who wears
Speaker 2: too much plastic. You want it to be thick. You
Speaker 2: need that thick coating of plastic, please double strap. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So so apparently, and this article that I read did
Speaker 2: a lot of research on this. Apparently if you look
Speaker 2: at the mug shots of contemporary pedophiles, right, the contemporary list,
Speaker 2: I don't either, It's not my taste, but I do
Speaker 2: report it. But the the the contemporary collection of mug
Speaker 2: shots does not, in fact reflect a bunch of people
Speaker 2: with the same mustache. That is not necessarily a trend because.
Speaker 3: It probably hip to it now.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I like that. It's like this whole
Speaker 4: school should have been in a room type thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Nobody's wearing trench coats to shoot a school anymore.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. That's why the white mustaches
Speaker 1: now are so cheeky about it, because they know it's
Speaker 1: jumped the shark corder.
Speaker 2: If you wear the if you go to shoot up
Speaker 2: a school, you wear an Adidas tracksuit, So you really
Speaker 2: surprise people with whatever your bullshit is.
Speaker 1: Mobility America. I love this country.
Speaker 2: But one of the things that that was especially interesting
Speaker 2: right because they're saying there's no direct correlation for right now.
Speaker 2: But however, there was this dude, Tom O'Carroll who wrote
Speaker 2: a book in nineteen eighty a book called and I'm
Speaker 2: not bullshitting this, a book called Pedophilia The Radical Case,
Speaker 2: in which he apparently dedicates a lot of his literature
Speaker 2: to making a case for adults and children being able
Speaker 2: to have relationships. All right, this is that's the core
Speaker 2: of the book, is him being like, yeah, no, it's
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 3: How I want to know every unit that went out.
Speaker 1: Every government has a list of exactly what units and
Speaker 1: what address is they were sold to.
Speaker 3: I hope he is just an agent. I hope he's
Speaker 3: just a better agent. A fake book. And he was like,
Speaker 3: this will get out.
Speaker 2: Whoever is it? Well know, I hate to break it
Speaker 2: to you, boys, but but actually he was eventually arrested
Speaker 2: for you guessed it, pedophilia. And when he was arrested,
Speaker 2: his mugshot became sort of like the most quittessential pedophilia
Speaker 2: mustache man picture in history that like he he could
Speaker 2: not look more like what we associate with a pedophile.
Speaker 2: This is nineteen eighty big old, thick mustache, long haired,
Speaker 2: dead eyed stare like, it's all the shit that that
Speaker 2: you would say is a pedophile. And then when you
Speaker 2: combine this with people like Jeffrey Dahmer, like Edmund Kemper,
Speaker 2: like Ted Bundy, like John WAYE. Gacy, who all also
Speaker 2: had thick mustaches, it starts to feel, in fact, like
Speaker 2: a trend.
Speaker 3: I've never problem more sure of myself.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good. I like that. Great. Great. That's
Speaker 2: what we do on this podcast.
Speaker 3: We're really trying to hear to uplift fellow black men.
Speaker 3: That's what the Wall and I got here.
Speaker 2: Brilliant.
Speaker 1: No, no, you thought you thought you were a joke.
Speaker 1: You came over here, you're Jackson Pollock.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, Well, one of the things one of the things
Speaker 2: that they then use as a counter argument inside of
Speaker 2: this article is that they say that all of those
Speaker 2: men that I just listed rows to their creepy prominence
Speaker 2: between nineteen seventy three and nineteen ninety one when mustaches
Speaker 2: were most in style, and so subsequently they would say
Speaker 2: that this is more of a cultural trend rather than
Speaker 2: a pedophilic trend. Boo, I thought we're onlling something. I'm
Speaker 2: just presenting information. I listen. I haven't. I haven't put
Speaker 2: steaked in you know in the I love that.
Speaker 4: If nothing else, the research has been mostly about white men.
Speaker 4: I haven't covered at all our black men without mustaches.
Speaker 4: And that's fair, I get it. I think there's not
Speaker 4: as much research as one. I agree with you. It
Speaker 4: is it up to us to do the researcher part
Speaker 4: of the community. You know, black people, and if you
Speaker 4: spot any out there, I'm not asking you to deliberately
Speaker 4: go out there and look for something. I'm saying if
Speaker 4: you're on streets and you're walking around and you see
Speaker 4: somebody without a mustache, cob of beliefs.
Speaker 2: And we got to get I think we got to
Speaker 2: push past this fear of snitching in relation to certain things.
Speaker 2: Look if it's something, if you're participating in crime and
Speaker 2: then a crime happens in the utell one the motherfucker,
Speaker 2: that's snitching. That's that's snitching, and you got to unpack
Speaker 2: why you did that and how that affects you. However,
Speaker 2: also if you hit it together and you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's probably if you cut my mustache
Speaker 4: and you didn't.
Speaker 3: Tell me on the way, yeah amen, Look, yeah, if
Speaker 3: you cut my mustache, do I not bleed?
Speaker 2: But I will say that this issue right of whether
Speaker 2: or not this would be snitching to tell on a
Speaker 2: motherfucker on the street because they look creepy, feels like
Speaker 2: we need to expand beyond that, we need to say no,
Speaker 2: that is objectively dangerous for our youth, for for our
Speaker 2: most vulnerable. We got to tell somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean that's Jerry's final thought.
Speaker 2: Well, what's fascinating and we need to take one.
Speaker 3: Damn, Jerry's ridiculous. That's one of my favorite guests of
Speaker 3: all time. Really, man, I thought he was.
Speaker 2: He's one of those ones.
Speaker 3: I never thought he was going. No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't imagine. Jerry Springer can die as much
Speaker 2: as just fade into quiet.
Speaker 4: We had Larry King as well, two white men who
Speaker 4: I never thought would go. Larry King even talk on
Speaker 4: the show he was gonna freeze himself, and I respected that.
Speaker 3: I believe he didn't get to it.
Speaker 2: Obviously, did Larry King like wear suspenders and ship like
Speaker 2: fol Larry.
Speaker 4: King came on man being misogynistic. Oh that you were like,
Speaker 4: I don't make.
Speaker 2: When somebody, somebody bad shares their true beliefs and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, damn, You've had a lot of beautiful guests.
Speaker 2: I will say, we're gonna take one more break, but
Speaker 2: when we come back, I do, in fact have a
Speaker 2: little bit of research on the the alternative side of this,
Speaker 2: on the black men with no facial hair that I
Speaker 2: want to hear from you up all right, So we'll
Speaker 2: be back with more steel O Brimm and more. My
Speaker 2: mama told me.
Speaker 1: Why welcome back to my mama told me. We are
Speaker 1: here with steel O Brim. I don't have my pad,
Speaker 1: but I still have my mouth. Man a thousand voices
Speaker 1: David for thanks to Kerman steel O Brim. We are
Speaker 1: discussing the mustache, the mustachioed white man, and the non
Speaker 1: facial haired black man in terms of pedophilia yea or
Speaker 1: general creepiness. Yeah, I feel like it's overall. I think
Speaker 1: there's my little murders as well.
Speaker 3: It's not just.
Speaker 1: Right, that's I think that's and that's that's where we
Speaker 1: should have started. It's like, also, you're a weirdo responsibility.
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2: And maybe that's where where we need to to sort
Speaker 2: of embrace our non facial haired brothers. Is like, for
Speaker 2: a while they've been called pedophiles, and we don't think
Speaker 2: you're a pedophile necessarily. We just think there's something wrong
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: It just makes me sad. It doesn't work as good
Speaker 1: as fine. Yeah, that's all it is.
Speaker 2: I don't like looking at you, But that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: you like looking at kids.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, we've all had friends, but but do you?
Speaker 2: And that's the real question, the real question. So, in
Speaker 2: relations specifically to the black men, one of the things
Speaker 2: that that I read about or like an argument an
Speaker 2: article argued is that black men largely grow mustaches as
Speaker 2: a way to affirm their masculinity. That in society where
Speaker 2: we are so often living around people attempting to steal control,
Speaker 2: black men's position as as men in a in a world,
Speaker 2: this is like an effort to create control for ourselves
Speaker 2: by growing facial hair, uh and improving our masculinity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what it is, because that could
Speaker 3: be into that's the strong real talk.
Speaker 2: Man. It's just like it's better.
Speaker 3: Because the black people don't have facial hair.
Speaker 4: Also either working in finance politics, you don't trust either
Speaker 4: one of them niggas either way, that's a good points.
Speaker 2: Never have facial hair. And it means they're playing white
Speaker 2: guy rules when you play in those spaces, which means
Speaker 2: that they are willing to cut their facial hair largely
Speaker 2: because they're like, I need to fit into the rules
Speaker 2: of some ship that never belonged to me in the
Speaker 2: first place.
Speaker 3: Man, let's go there, brother.
Speaker 1: Has Obama ever has also shout out to Mayo. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, though, you know what those shout out
Speaker 1: to mayor Mayor Web in Denver.
Speaker 2: He's black. He always kept a mustache on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, tomorrow, Oh ship, I'm out here, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Was in there two weeks ago to three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah. Yeah it's the best. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: shout out to Mayor web Denver. Also, though, has Obama
Speaker 1: do you have any pictures of Obama with the beard.
Speaker 3: I think he's had a mustache before, right.
Speaker 2: He had a mustache when he was like uh, when
Speaker 2: he was super young, them cigarette pictures and shitt he'd
Speaker 2: be after cool mustache. And then I think maybe right
Speaker 2: after presidency he might have grown a little bit of
Speaker 2: facial hair. But it's never been anything substantial.
Speaker 3: I can't find them, no me, even I saw a photosh.
Speaker 2: You know who kept the beer Mommy killed Patrick? That
Speaker 2: man kept a beard and KiB what about Colin Powell? Call?
Speaker 2: You know Colin Bow didn't grown facial hair. I don't
Speaker 2: even know. I think Colin Powell had them burned off,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? The the whatever girls there.
Speaker 1: That's like a criminal with fingerprints. He was like, I
Speaker 1: want no traces the man.
Speaker 2: The man named himself after misspelled colonel, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like he's he's committed to this ship.
Speaker 3: I really can't buy and with a mustache. But I
Speaker 3: trust Block somehow, I trust Rock.
Speaker 2: He's made it to the Exceptional list.
Speaker 1: As much as I trust a president exactly exactly. So
Speaker 1: let's start with that. Like it's not like, damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: One of the things that they also point out is
Speaker 2: that in the early nineteen hundreds, many black men wore
Speaker 2: mustaches as a sign of defiance against white supremacy. That
Speaker 2: much in the way that we're talking about where white
Speaker 2: people are telling you clean shaven is the way to be,
Speaker 2: that's professional, that's the way a man's supposed to look.
Speaker 2: Black people start growing their facial hair to be like,
Speaker 2: fuck you, niggas, do how we want to do over here.
Speaker 2: And they said that same kind of resurgence happened in
Speaker 2: the nineteen seventies because of the Black Power movement, that
Speaker 2: like a bunch of you know, like the like the
Speaker 2: Black Panthers and shit, would grow their facial hair again
Speaker 2: to assert their dominance and defiance against against the powers
Speaker 2: that be.
Speaker 4: Because a nigga with facer has definitely giving him secrets. Yeah,
Speaker 4: as many secrets as he has. The only you think
Speaker 4: he has that many? He shut then up with, I'm
Speaker 4: just I just want.
Speaker 3: To I just want to keep away a strong black man.
Speaker 3: I don't think could grow.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 4: If I can see you deliberately trying and veins popping out,
Speaker 4: but you trying to make.
Speaker 3: I'm okay with that, and you know what, Eldridge, Clever
Speaker 3: had enough for the both of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, counts right.
Speaker 1: I think so Clever had a strong like one of
Speaker 1: those thick thick cheese.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. That was a real plus one go
Speaker 2: tee for Yeah, he added some some folks to that one. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He rocked the shadow here and there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here he had the shadow a couple of time.
Speaker 4: I'll give it to the shadow scares me because it
Speaker 4: says now that he did cut his facial hair.
Speaker 3: But that was what year was this? It was before
Speaker 3: three obviously, you know.
Speaker 2: I started this. This is before Jesus. We will know
Speaker 2: what that was.
Speaker 1: This is an old testament, this is pre Willennium.
Speaker 2: So so the last thing that I'll point out is
Speaker 2: that they also point out that mustaches apparently are not
Speaker 2: often associated with attracting women. That like, their research shows
Speaker 2: that women are very rarely.
Speaker 3: Actually yourself, you're not interviewing black women.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, I'm just telling you what the
Speaker 2: thing said. But they basically said they don't find that
Speaker 2: that's something. Women are more neutral on the mustache. They are, however,
Speaker 2: you more as a sort of like weapon against men.
Speaker 2: That this is sort of like a way of asserting
Speaker 2: your dominance, much like a buck growing its horns real big.
Speaker 1: Literally been doing that for the last hour, and I
Speaker 1: stand on that. You know, mustache pussies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: Men trying to big dog each other with beards and
Speaker 2: mustaches and ship.
Speaker 4: I agree, yeah, But beers are different, you know, I'm
Speaker 4: just I'm just beers.
Speaker 3: Beers are a whole community.
Speaker 4: I respect you, know, of all, all all kinds, all colors, beards,
Speaker 4: only when it goes.
Speaker 2: I don't like it when it gets too crazy, like
Speaker 2: I need you to be a beard guy.
Speaker 4: I know how many Asian men I've met with beards.
Speaker 2: I've been They don't grow good beards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go so far as to say that
Speaker 2: that's not offensive because I've heard it. I know enough
Speaker 2: Asian you hear one of your barbershop. No, No, I
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I'm a hate field man,
Speaker 2: but I'm not saying this out of out of hate.
Speaker 2: I I truly think their their hair tends to be
Speaker 2: whisper and it just doesn't beard up like a full
Speaker 2: beard as well as as they would like often.
Speaker 1: And they're taking our jobs, all right? Would you like
Speaker 1: I like them. I just don't want one date my.
Speaker 3: Sister now I will throw in something random, go crazy.
Speaker 4: How do you feel about Asian man getting dreadlocks lots?
Speaker 4: Have you seen this? This and the process that it
Speaker 4: takes to accomplish. How do you feel or even not
Speaker 4: even just that, also just the sponge work. Have you
Speaker 4: seen them get the box with the sponge work? Have
Speaker 4: seen that they're doing crazy things in Tokyo. I feel
Speaker 4: better about it than I feel about white guys doing it.
Speaker 4: And that's about it. Is good of anything I have
Speaker 4: to say about it.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I've seen white guys do it.
Speaker 4: Guys with dreads, Yeah, but that's I don't trust that.
Speaker 4: That's the ridiculous is before I've already stood on that.
Speaker 4: I don't know white guys with dreads. It's not my thing.
Speaker 2: Have y'all seen the video. There's nobody's thing. Nobody I
Speaker 2: was not even it's not even their thing.
Speaker 3: Truly.
Speaker 2: They always regret it. Yeah, they never stay that way forever.
Speaker 2: They know it's always.
Speaker 3: A The ones in Venice are they're locked.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel their dad calls them back to work
Speaker 1: at the law firm like they're on they're on rich
Speaker 1: white guy rump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they back out eventually. I will say that that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all remember this, if y'all ever
Speaker 2: seen the video of them white low white boys doing
Speaker 2: wave checks where they'll like have one like do rags
Speaker 2: like and be like wave check pay check and then
Speaker 2: like pull their ship off and they'll have like crazy
Speaker 2: white boy waves for three minutes until somebody can do
Speaker 2: this and then suddenly it all goes away. But like
Speaker 2: their white white kids are now taking over that space
Speaker 2: and it makes me terribly uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Oh, I already ruined sneakers. What else are you gonna
Speaker 1: take from us?
Speaker 3: I love a good white wave check. It is the funniest.
Speaker 3: Oh what is this? It's always the white guys. You're like, yea,
Speaker 3: this kid's adorable. What they don't wake up right now?
Speaker 2: This is great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a crazy look. They'll be he'll be.
Speaker 3: They'll be the the gen Zers version of black face
Speaker 3: once we show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the best nigga was doing wave chip videos in
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen. You gotta go fires are are they no?
Speaker 3: Murray's Murray's No.
Speaker 2: I think they're using like gorilla glue. I don't know
Speaker 2: that white people's hair just does that with some murder.
Speaker 3: Oh this is terrible, they.
Speaker 2: They invest I mean that is the best in the world. Though.
Speaker 3: That's really thought.
Speaker 2: Who would have thought where that career was going to
Speaker 2: take him.
Speaker 4: Do you think owned a big percentage of this or
Speaker 4: do you think it's just like, let's use shot moss.
Speaker 2: I think not. As much as we want him to
Speaker 2: really love it.
Speaker 1: I would love it to be proprietary and that he
Speaker 1: invented it.
Speaker 2: Well, I know, let's be honest, we know he didn't
Speaker 2: invent it. We know this nigga didn't sit down and
Speaker 2: can cock anything.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: He's not the Virgil of do rags. He is is
Speaker 2: very much a man just making choices. But I do
Speaker 2: think I have hope that that he owns a bigger
Speaker 2: percentage than we think.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I want to believe this was going to keep him.
Speaker 3: I want to think he's a majority on it.
Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, I think he's like fifty one
Speaker 2: percent of that percent.
Speaker 3: But I would say they're still moving units. I was
Speaker 3: saying fifteen, but yeah, they're moving units.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, damn, it's that fifty one man.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's something that would have had to have been his
Speaker 1: idea or he was on the ground floor. I want
Speaker 1: to thank you. I feel like they were making do Rags.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't have it himself. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: would have had to go to I don't know where
Speaker 1: they make velvet.
Speaker 2: I was just good out myself. But here's the thing,
Speaker 2: here's the thing, and hear me out. Nobody up to
Speaker 2: this point had ever thought to brand Duke Rags, even
Speaker 2: Nelly when he was doing them two tone do Rags,
Speaker 2: and that was like their signature ship that he never
Speaker 2: came out with a due rag company. Bow Wow's the
Speaker 2: first motherfucker to be like, I'll put my name on
Speaker 2: it if I'm a do rag designer. Yeah, they're bow
Speaker 2: Wow do Rags. You can have fifty one percent of
Speaker 2: what is ultimately going to be a billion dollars.
Speaker 3: Give him fifty one that's a lot. Like now now
Speaker 3: bow all the control and power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you see what happens when he runs
Speaker 1: the ship. Collaboration would be to we don't want it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to limited edition. I want to imagine
Speaker 2: you want to last. I want to imagine. Bow Wow
Speaker 2: is the logan Roy of Rags where he's just sitting
Speaker 2: at the end of You mean you mean an embarrassment,
Speaker 2: you're not a serious person. I mean, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I hate Kendall Logan Logans take.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I take it back. I take it back, I
Speaker 2: take it back. I love that you're like, Logan's a
Speaker 2: good guy, he's a beast, just what I'm saying. But
Speaker 2: point being, I think ultimately if we're if we're really
Speaker 2: gonna land this plane because but at some point we
Speaker 2: have to, it sounds like there is some possibility that
Speaker 2: there's truth to this, and it's not just a cultural
Speaker 2: sort of time stamp that that if you don't have
Speaker 2: facial hair as a black man, or if you do
Speaker 2: have a thick mustache as a white man, certainly you
Speaker 2: are doing something that we all need to be slightly
Speaker 2: wary of. And what that something is is yet to
Speaker 2: be decided.
Speaker 4: Amazing through these last two words from more than two,
Speaker 4: Abraham Lincoln had no mustache and a beard. He was
Speaker 4: half white, half black. People know that, and that's why
Speaker 4: he had that.
Speaker 3: So that's just.
Speaker 2: On those I am on those Reddit forums.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do know ya, right, And you look at
Speaker 3: me like I cannot.
Speaker 2: Very tall and he got them eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, thank you guys though, letting me do that.
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