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Speaker 1: It's awkward.

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Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: When you think of awkward Tuesday, I know a lot

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Speaker 4: of us, including our listeners, probably think, uh oh, it's

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Speaker 4: cringe time. Yeah, like when Uncle Ivan lost his tooth

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Speaker 4: in the chocolate fountain.

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Speaker 1: How do you tell somebody, Hey, I think you may

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Speaker 1: have eaten my tooth.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's not a marshmallow floating.

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Speaker 5: Yes, why is the tooth floating?

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Speaker 4: Cringey for sure, but it doesn't always have to be

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Speaker 4: that way on this show. For this segment and today's

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Speaker 4: proof because one of our listeners, Jamie, wants to share

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Speaker 4: some surprising but good news. For once, we could be

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Speaker 4: happier to help. So, Jamie, you do realize the last

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Speaker 4: three people that we had on this segment cried after

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Speaker 4: the show.

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Speaker 1: So are you sure you want to do this?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And one of the people crying was me.

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Speaker 5: I'm hoping that it's like cry with happy tears. I

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Speaker 5: love crying that way. I mean, doesn't she have a surprise?

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Speaker 6: Are good?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: Well, hopefully there's no crying at all. That's what I would.

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Speaker 5: Every emotion through tears.

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Speaker 4: Okay, not everybody's as emotionally unstable as So let's ask Jamie,

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Speaker 4: why did you email us for help today?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the other week, me and five of my

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Speaker 2: close girlfriends we had to like get away. Its like

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Speaker 2: a four to five day getaway for you. Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It was awesome. We were in Home Springs and while

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Speaker 2: we were there, we decided one day we were going

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Speaker 2: to go to Las Vegas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's my home away from home.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean because like, Palm Springs is fun and

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Speaker 5: there's like nightlife, but it's not like Vegas nightlife.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And we're just there for a day and it

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Speaker 2: got to be eleven pm, so it's really late. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, all right, good night, you know. But

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Speaker 2: then my other girl, my girlfriend, Oh, we're like, let's gamble.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're in Vega, you're going to bed.

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Speaker 3: At eleven o'clock. Yeah, why aren't you on the slot?

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Speaker 3: Why are you sleeping? And you get free drinks while

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Speaker 3: you gamble?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 2: Well I was, you know, I've never really gambled, and

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Speaker 2: I don't know the rules, so I was like, let's

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Speaker 1: Sorry, we don't We don't mean to shame you for

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Speaker 1: your trip.

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Speaker 3: One friend in the group.

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Speaker 5: I know those days, right, there's always the one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not one friend.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, you.

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Speaker 1: Were convinced to go gambling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so then I was convinced to go with them, right,

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Speaker 2: and they're playing Blackjack, uh huh yeah, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I do not know this game. So I just sat

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Speaker 2: at a slot machine. I just watched and I was

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Speaker 2: sitting there for a while, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: this guy who I was pretty sure was carrat Top

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Okay, if anybody doesn't know carrat Top's

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Speaker 3: been like performing, he's a comedian, a prop comic in Vegas.

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Speaker 5: For like third He's like, he's like super muscly now.

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Speaker 3: They call him of his red hair.

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Speaker 2: Well okay, well it looked a lot like him, but

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Speaker 2: it wasn't. I don't think it was him.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I mean it would probably be hard for Carrot

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Speaker 5: Top to go anywhere in Vegas.

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Speaker 3: I think he's kind of iconic, would have a team

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm just sad how much we know about carrots.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so some guy that looks like Carrot Tops hitting

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Speaker 6: By the slots yeah, and you know, I wasn't having it,

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Speaker 6: looking like guys, So I know. I moved to a

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Speaker 6: different slot machine, you know, away from my girlfriends, and

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Speaker 6: I was bored because they're playing forever, and so I

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Speaker 6: decided to play the slot machine.

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Speaker 5: As one does.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how they get you.

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Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, it started like freaking out,

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Speaker 2: like it's like thing bango, you know, like freaking going

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Speaker 1: What those noises again?

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Speaker 2: The bang bang whatever?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm there. So what did you win?

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Speaker 5: What did you win?

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Speaker 2: I won fifteen thousand dollars?

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Speaker 1: Whoa, and you're going to go to bed that night?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, now the party's really odd. Yeah, that's top money.

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Speaker 3: That is awesome.

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Speaker 2: I was freaking out in all sorts of ways, and

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Speaker 2: I was away from my girlfriends, so they didn't even

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Speaker 2: see that I want it, and so a lot of

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Speaker 2: I was going through my mind. Okay, so one I

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Speaker 2: wanted to tell my husband, but it's like way too

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Speaker 2: late at this point because it wakes up really early.

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Speaker 5: Well, who cares? You just won fifteen grands?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you know, I guess looking back, I

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Speaker 2: probably should have just gone for it. But you know

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Speaker 2: number two, I wanted to like tell my girlfriends right away,

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Speaker 2: but they would text their husbands because they don't care,

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Speaker 2: and they'd wake them up and tell them, and then

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Speaker 2: they're husband to tell my husband. Okay, and I didn't

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Speaker 2: want to ruin the surprise that way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you could surprise all of them in the morning at.

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Speaker 3: The same time. That's actually cool.

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Speaker 7: I like the way of thinking, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, Okay, I'm gonna take this stub

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Speaker 2: home because yeah, exactly, I think it'd be fun to

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Speaker 2: come back down with my husband and catch it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And.

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Speaker 5: Then you are trusting yourself to hold on to a

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Speaker 5: little piece of paper that says you were fifteen thousand dollars?

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Speaker 5: Are you joking me?

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Speaker 2: I never put it down. It was like in my

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Speaker 7: I was afraid.

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Speaker 4: Good And so wait, you you haven't told your friends

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Speaker 4: or your husband about this yet?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I wait, is.

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Speaker 3: This the awkward part? Call and tell them you're gonna

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Speaker 2: So I want you guys to help me tell my

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Speaker 2: husband Nick.

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Speaker 7: Right now.

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Speaker 3: We are actually going to make some mustad.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it is just a bad time to let you

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Speaker 4: know we do have a fifteen thousand dollars surprise. Okay, now,

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Speaker 4: and this is actually really exciting. We never get to

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Speaker 4: deliver news like this.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, it's still awkward Tuesday. We're not

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Speaker 3: just gonna call and say, hey, buddy, surprise. Are we

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Speaker 3: gonna like, we're gonna give her some advice? How are

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Speaker 3: we gonna say it?

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Speaker 1: That's what our jobs are.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna play a song.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna think about what you just said bad news first.

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Speaker 4: No, we'll thank you to some ideas, hopefully some better

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Speaker 4: ones than that, and we'll come back. We'll give you

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Speaker 4: our advice and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone

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Speaker 4: call and tell your husband you just won fifteen grand

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Speaker 4: and Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, it's awkward.

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Speaker 3: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you surprise your husband with the news

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Speaker 4: that you won fifteen grand on a slot machine during

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Speaker 4: a girl's trip in Las Vegas?

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Speaker 2: Excited?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to just do like a trail of

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Speaker 5: dollar bills to the.

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Speaker 1: Bed instead of yeah, I guess we want to be

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Speaker 4: I personally would recommend you hire Carrot Top to do

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Speaker 4: it for you. But if you can't afford him, probably

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Speaker 4: then you go with the cheap option, the much much

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Speaker 4: cheaper option.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah option.

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Speaker 4: We might not have cool wacky props or big orange hair,

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Speaker 4: but we have a secret weapons. Alexis, what's your idea?

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Speaker 6: No, I'm the secret weapon.

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Speaker 1: That's not good for you.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? What would I do to surprise someone?

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Speaker 1: I would yep, So you get what you paid for

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Speaker 1: with Brook and Jeffrey, and.

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Speaker 5: She's going to spoil a surprise.

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Speaker 2: I probably would have spent it all already.

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Speaker 1: Is new because I bought it. Okay, that's an option

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Speaker 1: for you. Brook. Maybe you have something.

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Speaker 5: Well Okay, I just think you gotta be careful about

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Speaker 5: the way you deliver this, because you know, if my

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Speaker 5: husband came home from a Vegas trip and said, honey,

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Speaker 5: I have something to tell you, immediately, my gut sinks

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Speaker 5: and I am having like alarmundies going off, Like I

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Speaker 5: just think you need to lead with like this is

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Speaker 5: good news.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll try to remember that. I'm

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Speaker 2: really nervous right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is great. Tell him it's good news. Good.

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Speaker 1: What do you think.

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Speaker 3: Mine's a lot more fun, you're saying when you get

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Speaker 3: on the phone, right, you tell him I have a

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Speaker 3: huge surprise, but he has to guess with just one hint.

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Speaker 3: That's when you start doing the jackpot sound effects. He guesses,

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Speaker 3: then you say, yes, you're right, we got fair tien

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and if he gets it wrong, then the marriage

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Speaker 1: is over.

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Speaker 3: An ultimatom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there has to be something. It's safe that you did.

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Speaker 5: Listen to her jackpot sound effects. They don't sound like

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Speaker 5: a jackpot at all.

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Speaker 3: Well, who said it was very easy?

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Speaker 4: Maybe her husband knows her better than anybody. I understand

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Speaker 4: what it means.

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Speaker 3: More fun at least, right, at the.

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Speaker 4: Very least, we have a funny sound effect that we

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Speaker 4: can play in the middle of it's going.

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Speaker 1: So that's going to be our backup plan. You feel

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Speaker 1: ready to do this, Jamie, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so just smile and make their noises. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: well we'll see what comes out.

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna die your husband's number and you

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Speaker 4: can tell him that you're a fifteen thousand air now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, here are you? Huh hey babe?

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Speaker 7: Oh hey, are you busy right now? I'm at work,

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Speaker 7: but you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, are you having a good day?

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Speaker 7: It's work, so yeah, yeah, yeah, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: I actually to tell you something. I'll try to make

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Speaker 2: it quick. I know I told you that we went

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Speaker 2: to Vegas, you know, me and the girls. But there's

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Speaker 2: something I did not tell you.

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Speaker 7: What What didn't you tell me?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? Okay? Sorry, I'm like so nervous

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Speaker 2: I'm just okay, yeah, just promise you.

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Speaker 7: I promise I won't be mad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something I didn't tell you that.

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Speaker 7: Why why would I know? It makes you? I'm like

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Speaker 7: scared now, I'm like, do you did you like drunken

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Speaker 7: my hook up with someone?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: No, honey, I would never cheat on you, but you No,

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Speaker 2: there was actually this guy that looks like Cartop. He

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Speaker 2: looked like him.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't actually, Oh my god, tell me you screwed

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Speaker 7: Carra Top.

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Speaker 2: Oh my No, No, I did not have sex with

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Speaker 2: carrat Top. I did not, so I did very disappoint Yes,

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Speaker 2: just tell me, okay, okay, okay, so wild I was

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Speaker 2: in Vegas. I actually tried gambling for the first time.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, what you lost a lot of money, didn't you.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, I told.

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Speaker 7: You I'm not dipping into our child five to nine anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, god, Oh my god, you're so

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Speaker 2: dramatic right.

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Speaker 7: Now, you're dramatic. Just tell me what happened.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, yeah, I didn't know what I was doing,

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Speaker 2: but while I was at the slot machine, I ended

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Speaker 2: up winning a bunch of money.

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Speaker 7: Shut up, you did not.

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Speaker 2: I'm serious. I want a really big jackpot.

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Speaker 7: You're lying there no way you would have told me

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Speaker 7: right away.

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Speaker 2: Come on, I wanted to surprise you, and I didn't

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Speaker 2: want to know any of the girls because they know

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Speaker 2: they would have blabbed their husband. So I waited. Wait,

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Speaker 2: you're serious, I am.

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Speaker 7: How much did you win?

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Speaker 2: Are you sitting down?

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Speaker 7: Yes? How much did you win?

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Speaker 2: I won? Fifteen thousand dollars?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes, did you hear?

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Speaker 1: Did the phone cut out? Say it again?

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Speaker 3: Say it hasn't clicked yet with him?

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Speaker 2: Fifteen thousand dollars?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I heard you. But where all those people?

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Speaker 7: What's going on?

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Speaker 5: What up?

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Speaker 3: Nick? Every in the morning?

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Speaker 4: You're on the radio right now, and we're we're trying

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Speaker 4: to deliver some great news to you.

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Speaker 3: You want fifty thousands go home from work? Right now?

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Speaker 7: All right, this is super your baby. Did you know

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Speaker 7: that they take like six grand and alfter taxes? Like

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Speaker 7: right there?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's fifteen thousand dollars? I mean, who cares if

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Speaker 5: there's taxes taken out?

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Speaker 1: It's free money, dude.

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Speaker 7: I guess. But she set it up like there was

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Speaker 7: this huge jackpot. I thought she was gonna say like

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Speaker 7: it was like a million dollars or something.

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Speaker 5: Well, jack yeah, actually took her sales.

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Speaker 1: That would have been better news.

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Speaker 5: You are right, Yeah, she actually set it up like

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Speaker 5: she cheated on you in the beginning if you wanted to.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what happened there.

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Speaker 3: Also, are you an accountant? You think of taxes a lot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your mind went right to it.

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Speaker 4: Wow, doesn't it sound exciting though, like she gambled for

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Speaker 4: the first time and won a lot of money.

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Speaker 7: I guess it's cool, But baby, you didn't. You didn't

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Speaker 7: cash it, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: No. I wanted to do it together so we could

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Speaker 2: like celebrate.

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Speaker 3: A free trip.

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Speaker 5: That's cute.

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Speaker 7: Cool. Now we're gonna have to fly out and spend

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Speaker 7: more money just to get the money. Awesome, But wait.

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Speaker 5: Lady, and you did did you know the manuard was

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Speaker 5: so boring?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I'm gonna have to do another girl's trip.

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Speaker 3: What are you rich or something?

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Speaker 7: I know we're not rich, but like, baby, literally couldn't

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Speaker 7: even buy half a car for that amount.

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Speaker 3: Car.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so you're telling me you're sitting at the

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Speaker 5: jackpot it's not hers you and you went fifteen grand

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Speaker 5: and you're just like, huh that sucks.

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Speaker 1: Might not even come here.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, No, it's it's fine. I was just I was

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Speaker 7: just thinking the way you set it up, I thought

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Speaker 7: it was gonna be like a million bucks.

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Speaker 4: Like, okay, I see what you're saying, Jamie. Could you

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Speaker 4: go back to the slot machines and maybe try again

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Speaker 4: get a million?

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Speaker 1: We can do it better next time.

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Speaker 3: All on black, Jamie.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yeah, I can do these sounds to be people.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know what, you know what those you

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Speaker 1: know what those sounds are?

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Speaker 7: Nick R two D two having a heart attack.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's a pretty good slot machine jackpot sounds.

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Speaker 7: Well, I uh, it's just you know, we can go

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Speaker 7: to Olive garden Bottom.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is amazing.

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Speaker 4: We found some way to take a very happy situation

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Speaker 4: and make everybody angry with each other. Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning has that type of magic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can frustrate anyone.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so am I done? Do I still have to

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Speaker 7: be on the phone with your guys because I have

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Speaker 7: to get back to work.

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Speaker 4: No, go ahead, go back to work, man collect call. Yeah, Jamie,

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Speaker 4: it sounds like you probably should have hooked up with

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Speaker 4: that car top lookalike.

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Speaker 5: Got money, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning