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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best radio you've heard in a while, The Jews show.

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Speaker 1: I can't be married alcohol. I seriously comment, I'm like

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Speaker 1: a beast like in the alcohol world. People know me.

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Speaker 1: That was our very own English Evan drunken a word

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Speaker 1: lunch was amazing. It was amazing. It's a Jewel show.

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Speaker 1: So we figured, since this weekend is America's Independence Day,

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Speaker 1: why not have the only English person that I can

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Speaker 1: successfully break down how to be day drunk tomorrow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a big day for me. It's tips for being

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Speaker 1: day drunk with English Evan. Yeah, I like it for

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Speaker 1: independent state of that. So what do you got for

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Speaker 1: a single sh seven? Okay? So my first tip in

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Speaker 1: English Evans tips for how to be day drunk successfully, okay,

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Speaker 1: is don't start too early. A lot of people they

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Speaker 1: have this like whole exactly. What's an appropriate time. Then

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Speaker 1: to start appropriate time, I'd say about eleven, am, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not too bad. You know that's gonna have you

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Speaker 1: get breakfast, you get coffee exactly, light, workout, thank you. Yes.

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Speaker 1: The second tip in English Evans tips for how to

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Speaker 1: So what would be like? What? What? What else would

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Speaker 1: that dres. I met Evan on the radio the Jewbil

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from

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Speaker 1: doctor's office looking for Sean. I have the results of

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Speaker 1: the MRI on your ankle. Oh yeah, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: yeah Hey so wow. Yeah you messed up your ankle.

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Speaker 1: I was out in the yard working. I just you know,

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Speaker 1: It's been hurting me ever since, hurting you pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: I have the results of your MRI and also some

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Speaker 1: what you can do. Oh okay, sorry, um, I don't know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So here basically we're looking at the x ray, looking

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Speaker 1: well what do I have to do? Um? Well, really

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Speaker 1: you're doing the artworks? You got some dirt? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: is just sort of like, hey, maybe toughen up a bit. Look, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready. Your ankle is attached to a big who

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm just and that's somebody I thought

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Speaker 1: i'd lightened the mood. I didn't realize you were, you know,

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Speaker 1: down from mounts you were gardening. I was working in

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Speaker 1: and I rolled my ankle. Yes, that's where you can

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Speaker 1: On my notes. I figured it was gardening because the

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Speaker 1: is that funny? Let you know it's a prank phone

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Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Give me about my ankle

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Speaker 1: gardening and get blah blah blah, get it rank. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have more time to joke about that. It's

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Speaker 1: actually a joke. Your wife Tyra said that you hurt

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Speaker 1: and I was just calling to give you a hard

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, she set you up for this,

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Speaker 1: Yes she did. She said she's been giving you crap

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Speaker 1: because she said your ankle's not as hurt as you

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Speaker 1: say it is. All right, whatever, wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jewil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. He's on the phone today

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Speaker 1: for a War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

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Speaker 1: And she's been with her boyfriend for five months. His

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Speaker 1: name is Gerald, and she thinks that he's being unfaithful

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Speaker 1: all because of the club. The club happens a lot

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Speaker 1: club and the phone who hates the people get in trouble.

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Speaker 1: M Danielle, thanks for your email, Thanks for being my call.

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Speaker 1: So why do you think that he's being unfaithful? Basically

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Speaker 1: when we go out, because we basically go to this

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand because we're boyfriend girlfriend, like he

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Speaker 1: needs to not let other girls catch him. It's that

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Speaker 1: time of lifestyle though, you know, Yeah, the club? Did

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Speaker 1: I didn't meet him at the club. We just randomly

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Speaker 1: Who the hell Ashley? Is this? Why you won't let

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? Oh my god? Are You're not cheating?

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Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. We date. We date nobody. Huh. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Look caller, look Dane. That series get the radio station

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Speaker 1: Well you need my phone, you need phone all the time?

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Speaker 1: Do I ask you now, if you don't want me

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Speaker 1: I'm done. All right, whatever they do what you gotta do,

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Speaker 1: Thank you guy. Have a good day too. The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Shows More of the Roses. The Jewils Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. I'm not a huge country music fan,

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Speaker 1: really not at all. Actually, it's time for your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secrets? Wow? Dolly are you calling from Dollywood? Hi? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not all right? What is your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: And where this is super concerning? Yeah, that's only like

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Speaker 1: a lot I've found. Like it started at like a

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Speaker 1: nail salon one time. I just saw like this really

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Speaker 1: nice like set of cuttnails, Like that's my juicy is fine?

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Speaker 1: You know, like, um, a tonnail cannot Yeah, Okay, are

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Speaker 1: you making this up just to come on the show

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Speaker 1: and tell a ridiculous, dirty little secret about collecting toneails? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I'd promise you guys. I mean, like, I know other

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Speaker 1: people think it's gross, but that's that's my dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: What do you do with these toneails? I just put

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Speaker 1: them in a Mason jar? A Mason jar? So what

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Speaker 1: are you planning on doing with these? I like to

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Speaker 1: just have them. It's you know, some people collect rocks,

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Speaker 1: Like do you have a therapist? I do know, and

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Speaker 1: what made you want to start doing this? I think

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Speaker 1: it's just like a stressful really for me. Um, how

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Speaker 1: do you not find disgusting though? Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It just doesn't disgust me as of what other people.

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Speaker 1: So you just walk. When you're walking around throughout the day,

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Speaker 1: you're scanning for nails, like not nils that go into boards,

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Speaker 1: but nails that have fallen off of people's fingers or

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Speaker 1: tonails or toes. Yeah, yeah, okay, you know what, it's

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Speaker 1: weird to collect your own nails, let alone someone else's nails,

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Speaker 1: strangers nails. Yeah, I know, people think it's like a

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Speaker 1: weird thing even to you know, collect your own nails.

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Speaker 1: But I'd just like to find the pristine ones, the

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Speaker 1: nice ones, you know that I can collect. And when

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Speaker 1: when I find like a good nail, like really nicely caught,

446
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Speaker 1: like it's the best thing ever like could have given me,

447
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Speaker 1: like gold. You know. Um, it's okay, Well right, definitely

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Speaker 1: don't tell anyone that's exactly that your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Well thank you for telling us that. Yeah, no, thanks,

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Speaker 1: I feel like a lot better just telling somebody. And

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Speaker 1: you know what, Hey, thanks for calling in and being

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Speaker 1: part of the show. We do appreciate everybody that calls in, emails, us,

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Speaker 1: text us, whatever. We do appreciate every single person that

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Speaker 1: listens and check this out. I am going to have

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Speaker 1: English Evans send you a box of his tonail clippings.

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Speaker 1: Oh don't you meet Mason Joel a Mason Jarvis tonil clippings.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Because yeah, I wouldn't mind that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I actually would mind that. Come on, everybody's a winner. Weird, No,

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Speaker 1: no one's an What's your dirty Little Secret? The Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand and Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news for Thursday July twenty July twenty twenty one, July first,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh and freedom doesn't cost

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Speaker 1: a bucko five Freedom and free. That's right, there is

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Speaker 1: a hefty feet and you hear what is in just

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Speaker 1: a second. But first let's meet the idiots. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: all expression hot tip. If you're TV famous and can't

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Speaker 1: keep your hands to yourself, then you may get canceled.

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Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan, and some people truly have no

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Speaker 1: moral like the guy in my story. All right, more

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Speaker 1: on those stories in just a second before your first

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Speaker 1: start in the i ndidian Who's network, as they report

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Speaker 1: the news freedom Isn't Free? There is a hefty fffing fee. Okay,

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Speaker 1: apparently the average barbecue for the fourth julyca is four

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Speaker 1: July weekend for ten people will cost you fifty nine

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Speaker 1: dollars and fifty cents. Okay, that's not that expensive that

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Speaker 1: they're going to say more. Yeah, I thought that was

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Speaker 1: pretty cheap. That is, unless it's organic. Unless organic, if

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Speaker 1: you have an organic Fourth of July barbecue, it will

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Speaker 1: cost you at least four thousand dollars. But anyway, that's

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Speaker 1: how much it will cost you. If freedom Isn't free,

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Speaker 1: freedom costs fifty nine dollars and fifty cent unless it's organic.

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Speaker 1: But if it's organic, daant American. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on

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Speaker 1: location in TV Land. It sounds like yes, So in

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Speaker 1: case you missed it, I reported on Josh Dugger from

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Speaker 1: TLC's nineteen Kids in Counting in the recent past for

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Speaker 1: reports that came out about him being a child predator

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Speaker 1: that he is. He was arrested in April four it

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Speaker 1: and for things that they found on his computer. Finally, finally,

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Speaker 1: TLC has announced that they are canceling their current show

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Speaker 1: Counting On, which the show is created in wake of

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Speaker 1: Josh's molestation controversy intials in fifteen and finally they decided

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Speaker 1: that they're done with the Duggers. The Josh dude, the

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Speaker 1: pedophile pervert guy had a show. No, it's the same show,

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Speaker 1: has the same people, and except for him, he's not

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Speaker 1: in it, and they just kind of change the name

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Speaker 1: to Counting On and it's more or less not of

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Speaker 1: like the whole family, it's more of like the older kids.

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Speaker 1: It took him a couple of months to cancel Counting

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Speaker 1: On finally, because Josh was arrested in April for it.

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Speaker 1: So Josh has touched his sisters and who knows who else,

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Speaker 1: and he has six kids himself. His wife stays with him,

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Speaker 1: really she does. Does she play dumb like to what's

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Speaker 1: going on? I don't know, but she supports them. So

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Speaker 1: no more Duggers on TLC. Finally, good, right, yeah, until

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Speaker 1: they rebrand it with a different title and bring him

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Speaker 1: back counting again. I've never even heard of this show. Really,

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Speaker 1: you've never heard of nine kids in County in the

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Speaker 1: Duggers No, Nope, once. Okay, that's because you're from England.

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Speaker 1: It was a huge story in America. This couple has

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Speaker 1: nineteen kids. Then they got a show on TLC. But

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of weird drama around that show. Not

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Speaker 1: only this, some of the kids from the show that

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Speaker 1: we're on it are suing TLC. Jim Bob and Michelle

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Speaker 1: are the parents. Jim Bob's mom lives at the house

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Speaker 1: and she lives there and she does a laundry. It's

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Speaker 1: just a weird thing, like all arranged marriages pretty much.

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Speaker 1: I followed it for a long time and there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of really weird things, and like it's a crazy

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Speaker 1: story and there's a lot of stuff that we should

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Speaker 1: talk about. So maybe we can say it for another time. Yes,

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Speaker 1: because it was. I mean, it was a huge show.

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Speaker 1: That story was huge here and people have followed it,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think they realize all the stuff that's

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Speaker 1: gone along with that show, and it's currently going along anyway.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that another time. Right now is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they reports. And for our next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to English. Evan,

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Speaker 1: where are you. I'm in North Carolina, North Carolina, where

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Speaker 1: a man was arrested for selling drugs in front of

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Speaker 1: a drug rehab center. Oh my gosh. Well, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a good place. It's a good place to do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you know the audience he's going for clearly like them. Wow.

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Speaker 1: That's why there's such a bad meth problem in this

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Speaker 1: country and in places like Virginia and stuff like that,

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Speaker 1: in rural areas or smaller cities. The reason is because

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Speaker 1: the cartels that we're bringing drugs into this country, they're violent,

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Speaker 1: most of them. But there's one cartel that's not violent,

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Speaker 1: and instead of going into the major cities and fighting

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Speaker 1: it out with Chicago or whatever, they went to small

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Speaker 1: rural areas and set up shop outside of methadone clinics

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Speaker 1: for people coming down from prescription pills and sold a meth. Wow. Also,

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Speaker 1: it's also similar to I've watched a few documentaries where

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Speaker 1: some like lower income places will talk about how big

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Speaker 1: companies at self cigarettes will market to lower income households

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Speaker 1: and and it's just so horrible. But well, that reminds

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Speaker 1: me of the girl scout who solds cookies in front

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Speaker 1: of the weed store. Yeah, that's just really small. That's genius.

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Speaker 1: She's on her way to being the head of a

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Speaker 1: cartel about the if you do, just do what that

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Speaker 1: Mom or dad. One news yet to lose yo job,

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Speaker 1: You know why you look like you were moving around

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Speaker 1: Here at the Idiot News Network, right hits are just

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Speaker 1: be the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone

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Speaker 1: frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, hello, I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Rachel. Yeah speaking Hey Rachel, how are you?

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Speaker 1: This is chat Your friend Anna told you, or should

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Speaker 1: have told you, that I was gonna be calling. Oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's right, I've I've heard a lot about you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said that you were hiring, so you know, like

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Speaker 1: she's like, you should totally give um Rachel a call

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Speaker 1: and hit her up about the job because currently I'm

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Speaker 1: out of work. They fired me. So like whatever, though,

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Speaker 1: like I'm you did. Anna did say that you'd be calling. Um,

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Speaker 1: you do know this is for a professional work environment, right,

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Speaker 1: She was just like you'd be uh, you'd be perfect

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Speaker 1: for a job that my friend is hiring for And

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Speaker 1: I like, I don't even really know that much, so like,

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Speaker 1: you know, if you could tell me a little bit

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Speaker 1: about it, then I can decide if I want to

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Speaker 1: do it or not. Well, you applied for the job. Also, also,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm hiring, so you don't get to decide if

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Speaker 1: you get the job or not. I would interview you

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Speaker 1: and if you, you know, qualify, I would hire you. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's cool. Um, And I totally forgot that Anna submitted

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Speaker 1: my resume to you, So do you mean a resume?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I don't speak French, so I

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Speaker 1: don't really know what you're saying right now, like do

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Speaker 1: I need? Oh? Do I needn't know like another language

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Speaker 1: for this job because I only know like a little

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Speaker 1: bit of Spaniel. Do you mean Spanish? No, you spoke

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Speaker 1: French to me? Are you being serious right now? I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was speaking American. Oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and now like what are we praying? I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you said that? Are do you do? You want

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Speaker 1: a job here? Yeah? Like for sure I do. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're not making a very good impression, so I think

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Speaker 1: I'm going tom up the phone now. Oh you want

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Speaker 1: me to do impressions? I think I can do that.

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Speaker 1: So that's an impression? Is the feeling order? It's like

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Speaker 1: Danny de Vito. It's like Danny DeVito or Robert de Niro.

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Speaker 1: That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about, No, dude,

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Speaker 1: I see I saw like on like I've seen people

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Speaker 1: like do it like they'll be like, hey over here

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Speaker 1: on Donny DeVito, Oh my god, this is I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this one. Can you can you do

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Speaker 1: that impression for me again? I want my co workers? Okay, no, good, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome. Like I told you. It was good. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad we finally got there. So you want me to

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Speaker 1: do impressions for your office, to like cheer up everybody

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Speaker 1: and put them in a good mood every day. That's

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Speaker 1: what the job is, because like I didn't really know,

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Speaker 1: but that's perfect, exactly, that's exactly. Go ahead, I want

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Speaker 1: you to demonstrate right now. Guys, listen to this. What

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Speaker 1: pression do you want? Um? I just did Danny DeVito,

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Speaker 1: and I could do probably Arnold Schwarzenegger or Robert de

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Speaker 1: Niro or yes, all of them, any any that you

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Speaker 1: can think of. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito

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Speaker 1: together with Robert de Niro also hanging out. Wow, so

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Speaker 1: that was brilliant. Yeah, okay, now now I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be serious because this is this is obviously not real.

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Speaker 1: So who is Yeah? You figured it out? Huh? This

626
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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

627
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: prank on you. What? Yes, your friend Anna set you up.

628
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you put together fake resume for me

629
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: and everything resumed. That was that was good? That was

630
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: really good. I actidutely thought that I was talking to

631
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: the stupidest person ever. I'm telling you started doing the impressions. Oh,

632
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: and that's because the impressions were so good. Huh, so good?

633
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jebil phone pranks, we say,

634
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, the Jewel Show on demand. First

635
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: day follow up. These kind of first day follow ups

636
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: are always the most interesting to me. What are the

637
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: ones where someone goes out on a date with a

638
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: person more than once and then that person goes them Oh,

639
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: you know, the multiple time, the multiple dater, The multiple

640
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: day follow up happened this time, Yes, the multiple date

641
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: follow up. Landon is on the phone, and apparently he

642
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Anna. They've been out

643
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 1: twice and then all of a sudden, she just dropped

644
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: off the face of the earth. I'm kidding, No, I'm not.

645
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ghosted, Yes, ghosted? Hey, Landon, do you think

646
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: that's what happened? If she went for a walk and

647
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: then actually fell off the side of the earth. Are

648
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: you a flat earther? I mean no, I'm gonna go

649
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: ahead and deny that, but yeah, no, it feels that

650
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: way for sure, completely out of nowhere. So your email

651
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: said that you guys have been out on two dates. Yeah,

652
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: that's right. Okay, So what did you do on your

653
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: first date? So the first time was like middle of

654
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: the day. We were both at work and it was

655
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: like like we were breaking for coffee. So it was

656
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: like limited, you know, low stakes, very casual, and where

657
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: did you guys meet? We'll coffee each up like close

658
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: to both, like right in the middle of both of

659
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: our where we work. I think she met, Like, how

660
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: did you meet her and go out with her in

661
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: the first Oh no, no, no, we met on on

662
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: on a dating app. And then so then you met

663
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: the first time at the coffee shop. Yeah, that's right. Okay,

664
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: things went really well, I mean well enough to to

665
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: get a like to want to go on something with

666
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: a little bit more you know. Yeah, low stakes date

667
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: to high stakes date. Right, what was the high stakes state? Then? Uh?

668
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: We went to a Greek place that I really like.

669
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: How did the day go when you guys went to dinner? Oh?

670
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: I mean, like I thought it went great. That's the

671
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: weirdest part. That's why I got in touch with y'all

672
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: is because I had no indication. I'm I'm like racking

673
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: my brain over what went wrong? You know, like I've

674
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: been you know how it is you replay the conversation

675
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: in your head, the moves in your head, over and over,

676
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what went wrong, and I just

677
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: can't place anything. I can't think of anything that went wrong.

678
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, kind of first date jitters. I know,

679
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: it wasn't really our first date, but it certainly felt

680
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: like one. And maybe I'm a little concerned that I

681
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: had too much to drink. I didn't really feel like

682
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: I did. You know, I took an uber home and

683
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: was a little stumbling getting up the stairs. So I'm

684
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: just wondering if maybe that would do Yeah, that could

685
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: be annoying. So you say you're replaying the conversation, do

686
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: you remember most of it? No? No, no, I did.

687
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: I definitely do. I mean it was it was good

688
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: and like we we connected on things that I wasn't

689
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: expecting us to connect about, Like I brought up um,

690
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: like I'm not huge in stock trading, but I do

691
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: a little bit and I've definitely been discovering it. And

692
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: it turns out that she is too, so we yeah, right,

693
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: and totally did not see that coming and actually got

694
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,479
Speaker 1: some good advice. So I mean it was very attractive. Yeah,

695
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: I mean that's cool. Like, if you have a common

696
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: interest of someone like that, did you know that she

697
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 1: was also into the stock market? I had no idea.

698
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: There was no indication. And that's why dating can be fine.

699
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: Do you find out any things about people and then

700
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: they don't call you back after yeat? So how did

701
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: the second day end? Did you get a kiss or

702
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: a hug? Goal? Uh? We hugged. Yeah, yeah, we hugged,

703
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: and then we both got into separate uh like cars.

704
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: Did you feel like I'm new for a kiss? No? Actually,

705
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't. I didn't feel that. I

706
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: didn't want to like pressure the situation, so I just

707
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: kept it at a hug. You must not have been

708
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: as drunk as you thought, because normally, if you're that drunk,

709
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: you'd be like, I'm going in for it. Yeah. I

710
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: think maybe I'm overly cautious when I'm not drunk. Oh yeah,

711
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, some people are like that too. They

712
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: go the opposite, you know. So there's nothing else that

713
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: you can think of other than the fact that you

714
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: might have drink a little bit too much at the

715
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 1: Greek restaurant. No, the conversation was great. I really I

716
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: have no idea total ghosts. Okay, well we'll try to

717
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: figure it out for you. I still I'm standing with

718
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: She went for a walk and we all know the

719
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: earth is flat, and all right, no just me Okay,

720
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: Well i'll play a song come back, and then we'll

721
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: call her and see what's up. Okay, sounds good. Yeah,

722
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: he fell off the face. No, I'm hanging with you. Okay,

723
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: all right. Cool, Well, don't go for a walk and

724
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: let's lose you. Now stay with us. Okay, So we're

725
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: about to call Anna to agree you one on two

726
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: dates with and see why she all of a sudden

727
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: stopped calling you back. But I wanted to ask you.

728
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: So you said you guys bonded over stocks, like you're

729
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: into the stock market a little bit, and so is she. Yeah,

730
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: do you think maybe she just knows way more than

731
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: you because you said you got some tips from her,

732
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: and she's like, wow, this guy actually doesn't know anything

733
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: about the stock market. I mean, I would think that

734
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: there would be better reasons, bigger reasons to just not

735
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: get in touch with somebody other than that. I don't

736
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: think it's that. I think it's the biggest reason stupid

737
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: to anyway. All Right, So you guys went out on

738
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: two dates, one for coffee, one to this great place.

739
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: You think the reasons she's not calling you back is

740
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: you got a little too drunk or you might have

741
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: gotten little tipsy in your last date and you can't

742
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 1: think of anything else. Um. By the way, how long

743
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: has it been since you talked to her? It's been

744
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: uh like four days now? Four days? Okay, okay, all right,

745
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: Well we'll see if we can figure out for I'm

746
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: going a dollar fun number right now and find out

747
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

748
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: may I speak to Anna? Um? This is she Anna?

749
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: How are you? This is the jew Bil Show? Uh? Okay? Um?

750
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: The what the jewil? It's a radio show. Yeah? Why

751
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: are you calling me? So? Everybody's here? Me Jewel Housewife

752
00:40:53,400 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: Alex free ysh in English Evan, Hey, okay, what's going on? Well,

753
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 1: we're calling you today because we got an email about

754
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: you from one of our listeners who said you could

755
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: hook us up with some hot stock tips, and we

756
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: need to know what the hot thing to trade on

757
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: is right now. See how very first I am in

758
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: the stock market? What what I'm I don't you want

759
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: tips from the stock market, Like, no, I guess I'm confused, Like, yeah,

760
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 1: that's understandable. I'm confusing. Anna. We got an email about

761
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: you from a dude named Landing okay, okay, and he

762
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: told us that you guys went out on two dates

763
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: and he really liked you a lot, and he's wondering

764
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: why you've blown him off since your last date at

765
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:53,959
Speaker 1: the Greek restaurant. Um, well, I mean does he don't

766
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: We need to be honest. I just don't want to

767
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: hurt his feelings, Like, I mean, he's the one who

768
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: emailed us, and he wants to know. If it hurts

769
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: his feelings, then you know, it's kind of his fault.

770
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: It's his man. Okay. Well, the first time we met up,

771
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: we went at a coffee shop and I was like,

772
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: there's like the strong smell of cologne and I was

773
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: not sure like if it was coming from him or not,

774
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: but it was super pugnant. It was awful, like so

775
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: much like old man, you know, so like are you

776
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: wearing a mask? Right? Yeah? And I could still stuck,

777
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like it was right because yeah, okay,

778
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 1: and so do you know if it was coming from

779
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: him or not? For sure, No I didn't. So, you know,

780
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: the conversation was super good, Like I really did want

781
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: to go out with him again, so I did. Yeah,

782
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: he told us that you guys went to a Greek restaurant.

783
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: He thinks the reason that you stopped talking to him

784
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: was like he got a little two tipsy at the

785
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: restaurant when you guys went out. Oh no, no, no,

786
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't think he did it all. I mean,

787
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: I just said he was, you know how much a

788
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: good time. But I just y'all it was him. I

789
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: could not get half the smell. So he showed up

790
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: to the restaurant and it was that same smell from

791
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: the coffee shop. Oh yes, so it feels like it

792
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: was more. I could barely eat, like it was bad,

793
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: like I could. Damn well, he horrible. He gave him

794
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: a second day, so I'm assuming he probably thought you

795
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: loved the smell on the first day, yeah, and then

796
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: went overboard on the second. You probably just first too much. Clo. No,

797
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I know, I didn't know was him.

798
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: I think it wasn't. So he took a bath in

799
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: Cologne both times before meeting you, or maybe all the

800
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: time it's bad. I don't even know how you could

801
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: not notice that. Like, That's why I was like, I'm

802
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: just not gonna go out with him again, because obviously

803
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how yeh, Like his hygiene's in question,

804
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Too much cologne is one thing,

805
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: but also if it doesn't smell good's another. Yeah, so

806
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: combined as a no, no, right right, I wonder if

807
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: he wears this clone like that all the time, and

808
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: I we should ask him. Yeah, I mean, if you

809
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: want to ask him, go ahead, I'm fun I will.

810
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: I'll just do it right now because he's actually on

811
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

812
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Really yeah, surprising don't smell him? Yeah really,

813
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean you you had to know i'd be listening

814
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: right Um. No, no, I didn't actually listen, so wow, Um,

815
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: you could have been awkward. It seems like really easily thick.

816
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: You easily could have said something. I mean, I didn't

817
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: realize that you smell bad. Yeah, listen, I've never received

818
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,439
Speaker 1: a complaint about that cologne ever, So I mean, if

819
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: you if you maybe are you especially sensitive to smell? No,

820
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: not really, but you definitely put too much cologne on.

821
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I'm I've never heard

822
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: that before, and I've been wearing the same cologne since

823
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: i was like eighteen. Wow, well you're still single. You

824
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: always know it's good even wearing cloone for like, how

825
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 1: Lantin you sound. You sound like you're in your thirties,

826
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah, it might be time to update

827
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: the Clone. Yeah, well apparently, so like like that's the

828
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: problem is, like I'm not tied to it. It's just

829
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: something I do by default. I didn't even I had

830
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:27,959
Speaker 1: no idea. Okay, well at Lanton you asked a second ago,

831
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: nobody said anything to you, or you said you said

832
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: a second ago that nobody's ever said anything to you,

833
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: probably because that's an awkward conversation to have, Like, hey man,

834
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: you put on way too much clone. I've been around

835
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: people that put on a ton of Clone or perfume

836
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: and it's always really bad, but I never have called

837
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 1: them out because it just feels rude. Yeah. Yeah, well

838
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: apparently going on here, I honestly didn't know, Like it's

839
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: easy to fix. Yeah, one or two sprits say yeah,

840
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: I would agree one or two sprits, but not that alone,

841
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: because it's just bad. No sprits of that. That one

842
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: message heard loud and clearer. Geez, all right, well message

843
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: heard loud and clearer. And would you like to go

844
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: out on another date with Landon? We'll pay for it. Well, well,

845
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: if he doesn't wear the cologne, maybe we'll even buy

846
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: him some new cologne. Will we know? We won't? I

847
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: would except where that he called me like sensitive to

848
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: smell and like can't even admit that, like it's his cologne,

849
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: Like its kind of uncool. So I don't really feel

850
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: like going out with him again because I'm sure he's

851
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: going to put on the same page. You know, what's

852
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: uncool is just completely ghosting someone and not having the

853
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: courage to talk to them about it. So I have

854
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: no interest now, okay, all right, so I guess I

855
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: guess you're both in agree. Hey, look at that, there's

856
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: our answa more common ground between you guys, stocks and

857
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: now the fact that you don't want to go out again.

858
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: Thanks for clearing the air. Did Jebel show on man? Hello?

859
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: Oh good god, No, would you look at that? I'm back.

860
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: It's me again, and I'm Anna Jagger wented this time

861
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: for what yeah, yeah, you're so stupid. Was that Anna

862
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: yegga German too? She was gentleman but she changed? Now

863
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: seven is from Kentucky to me, I'm back. You thought

864
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: the German guy was going away forever? Yeah, I thought

865
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: he was dead. He should be okay, but no. Alright,

866
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: it is the only American game show with an English

867
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: guy answering trivia questions that has a weird German dance

868
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 1: intro for the time being. The time being in the

869
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: change it. But let's get to the contestant that you're

870
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: playing today, English Evan. You're playing Jose. What's up, Jose?

871
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys good? This isn't a guy

872
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: I used to work with, not that either, So I'm

873
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: so glad not to hear that constant laugh. You know

874
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: what that makes two of us. You've already won the game.

875
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: I already won the game. But we're gonna send English

876
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: out of the studio. Has played like this, You got

877
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you

878
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: don't know when, just say pass, and you have to

879
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 1: beat English Evan alright to win? Right, all right, here

880
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: we go. Your time starts. What part of the animal

881
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: is Rocky? Mountain oysters made from the balls. What is

882
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: the only sport that was played on the moon docker?

883
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: How many legs does a lobster have? Sikes? Who was

884
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: married to Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher? What is the abbreviation

885
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: for tablespoon? Uh? Tb pbs? What kind of cheese isn't stuff? Press? Pizza? Mozzarella?

886
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: And you got that one in on time? And your

887
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: time is up, Jose, And I think you crushed it.

888
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: He was having is coming back in studio and now

889
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 1: it's a time for a little bit of a tidbit, Jose.

890
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 1: Is there something interesting that you would like the world

891
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: because the entire world is listenings right now to know

892
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: about you. I guess something that a lot of people

893
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: don't know about me is that I used to do

894
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: cholo art, low writers and Mexican gangsters and stuff that

895
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: I grew up drawing that. But you wouldn't be able

896
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: to tell that if you saw me. You and are

897
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: you in it? You know? Guess who else grew up

898
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: drawing that stuff? Me? We have something in common, Jose,

899
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: You got Jose, you've also want to date with me?

900
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: And giggling like a little girl. You don't need a lot.

901
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: Are you guys best friends? We are best friends? Now?

902
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go, Okay, anyway, all right, having

903
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: good luck because I did good? Your husband's don't your

904
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: husband anymore? Here we go, he shares. Yeah, Oh my gosh,

905
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Well, part of the animal is

906
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: rocky Mountain oysters made from next. What is the only

907
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: sport that was played on the Moon? Uh? Soccer? How

908
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: many legs does a lumpster have? A lobster? Yeah? Six?

909
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: Who was married to Mila kunas Um? What is the

910
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: abbreviation for tablespoon tb s? What kind of cheese is?

911
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: And stuff? Cruss? Pizza? Chedda? Who was a female judge

912
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 1: on the voice Katy Perry? You got through one more question? Okay, nice? Nice? Speed?

913
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: Was good? Cross pizza? Though? What do you put in there? Uh?

914
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: The kind of cheese? That's the correct answer, and we'll

915
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: get that in just a second. Let's go over to

916
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our

917
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: executive user Brad R. Jose got free and you got

918
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: one usually eye tie at least actually lost the game. Jit, congratulations, Jose,

919
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: you beat the Brits. What part of the animal is

920
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain oysters made from bowl testicles. I just didn't

921
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: understand that question for some reason. Okay, what is he?

922
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 1: Got it right? Good breakdown? What is the only sport

923
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: that was played in the moon. You should have got

924
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: this right because it's golf. It was around him golf.

925
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,439
Speaker 1: Oh and you play golf, Evans. So how many legs

926
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: does a lobster have? Ten? Who was married to me?

927
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: Lacunas Ashton Kutcher got that one. There we go, boom,

928
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: So did he What is the abbreviation for tablespoon tbsp?

929
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: What kind of cheese and stuff? Cresspizza? It's mozzarella string cheese.

930
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: That makes more sense than cheda yea? And then who

931
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: is a Who's a female judge on the voice Kelly Clarkson.

932
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: All right, well, Jose, congratulations man. Not only did you

933
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: beat the brit you also got a best friend out

934
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: of the deal. Yea? Yeah? At the bar? Do whatever

935
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: we do together? Right? What we do yet? I don't

936
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: know what our thing is yet, Jose, but you're my

937
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: new best friend. Well, congrats for being the best ever.

938
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you some Jubles show swag. So

939
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: hang on the line. I'll get Trimpoh, okay, thanks, that's

940
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 1: the hardest thing to say. Oh you did a good job.

941
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: Literally mess up like half the time, you literally didn't

942
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 1: mess up. No, you didn't mess up at all. But

943
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: I have to really think about it. This is how

944
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: hard Alex is on herself. Sometimes she literally did not

945
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: mess that up, and she almost punched herself in the face.

946
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: She almost d herself in the forehead. We're left to

947
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: think about this part. Boom, Come Beat the Britt everybody.

948
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: We play Beat Rit every single Tuesday and Thursday at

949
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: this time Dune and next time when we play Beat

950
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: the Brit the Jubils show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret.

951
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: It's almost sign for your dirty little secret. Remember text

952
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. If you have a

953
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, it could be a big secret, any

954
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: size secret. You can say anything you want on the show,

955
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 1: and we always keep everybody anonymous, so nobody will even

956
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: know who you are. We don't even ask what your

957
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 1: name is. That's why everybody who calls in to tell

958
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname.

959
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

960
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: dirty little secret is I don't have any name off

961
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: top my head. Anybody have one that they would like

962
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: to go with? How about the Queen, the Queen? We

963
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: share a birthday, the Queen and I, Oh, Hello Queen,

964
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: Hello Queen, how adorable? Hello? So you have a dirty

965
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: little secret. I'm sure you have a lot easily that

966
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: you don't like Megan Markole because we all know that.

967
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, no, I like Megan Marcole. But if you're

968
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: the Queen, you don't. Yeah. Yeah right, Wow, that's a

969
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: lot of responsibility. Birthday. Well, what's your dirty little secret secret?

970
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 1: Set you want a little secret? It's a secret. Okay,

971
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: only a few of my friends know, My doctors know,

972
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 1: people who's like, you know, gotten naked with meano. But

973
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: my mom doesn't know anything about it. She's the main

974
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: one I keep the secret from. Okay, Okay, So in

975
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: high school, she's really really strict with me. And when

976
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,479
Speaker 1: I was fifteen, I snuck out and I lied about

977
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: my age and I got a tattoo on my left

978
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: butt cheek. Yeah, and it's it's a it's a the

979
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: meme of a guy holding a sign. Do you know

980
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,959
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? Yes? Yes, what the guy holding

981
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: the sign? Up signed guy? And you can change it.

982
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: You can change to say whatever you want. Really, yeah,

983
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: I don't know it. Oh okay, so what did you

984
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: What did you get though? Um? It just says what

985
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: mother doesn't know. One hurt her. Oh my god, says

986
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 1: that right on your butt cheek. Yeah, okay, that's better

987
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,959
Speaker 1: than what I thought. Because when you said only only

988
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 1: people who have been naked with you know what you have.

989
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: I assumed it was like a fungal infection, you know,

990
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: something that I was thinking. I was like, oh, here

991
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: we go. No, I'm SDD free. Currently. What's the reaction

992
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 1: when people see your butt cheek tattoo? Is it a

993
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: pleasant surprise? I mean I think they expected to have,

994
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 1: Like I really you know, people use we have like

995
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 1: really deep meanings for their tattoos, but mine's like pretty straightforward,

996
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: so nice. They're usually like, oh okay, like that makes sense. Yeah,

997
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: well you sound a little bit older. Now do you

998
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: think you'll ever tell your mother? I mean I don't

999
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: do why I would have to. Yeah, sounds like a

1000
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: mom that would not want to know. It would be

1001
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: kind of weight if she did want to know about

1002
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: your butt cheek tattoo anyway. I mean like she wouldn't care.

1003
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: She would think it's funny, has a sense of humor. Hello,

1004
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 1: Then some moms would be very angry about that, probably

1005
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 1: even though you're a grown adult and you can tattoo

1006
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: whatever you want on your butt, right, Yeah, I don't

1007
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 1: think she'd be happy about it. All right, Well, thank

1008
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret, Queen of England.

1009
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Nice to know that the Queen of England

1010
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: has a butt cheek tattoo. If you get a tattoo

1011
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: when you're a teenager in high school, it's usually a

1012
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: terrible idea. Oh, you're genuinely gonna regret it. Yeah, that's

1013
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: why I have Marvin the Marsha on my shoulder. But

1014
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: Marvin the marsh mar In the Marshan. Yeah, if anybody's

1015
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: gonna get a tattoo, I'm I'm always think like, okay,

1016
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: wait about five years, and by that time you'll have

1017
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: a dollar then on what you actually want to put

1018
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: on your body. Because I started geting tattoos at sixteen,

1019
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: and I've put a bunch of weird stuff on my body.

1020
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 1: I've had to cover some of them up. I'm like,

1021
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: it's wait, wait about five years. That sound advice as well,

1022
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: because you know that well, you guys know that I've

1023
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: removed some tattoos. I've had some experiences in the past.

1024
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: So I've also got some Chinese lettering on my stomach.

1025
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: Though I'm not sure exactly what it says, but I

1026
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: think it says in the strength. Yeah, I used to

1027
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: have that on my forearm. Really Chinese lettering. Yeah, what

1028
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: did it say? It was power, money, respect or something

1029
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: like that, you know, like scaface. I know my group

1030
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: of friends in high school got one tattoo, and I'm

1031
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: so glad I didn't get it. I was gonna get

1032
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: it though, but I wasn't with them on the day

1033
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: they all went to go get it. It's a dog

1034
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 1: print on your on your shoulder, like you're not in

1035
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: the shoulder blade, but like on the end of your shoulder.

1036
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 1: Like it looks cool the way the print I'll pop print, yeah,

1037
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: but in the like the little circles for the I

1038
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: would say knuckles, they're not toast, yeah, the toads or dogs.

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Speaker 1: It says money over. I'm so glad I didn't get that. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that was the math club. Yeah. Text in four six

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00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 1: one is your bad tattoo and text in FORMA six one.

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Speaker 1: If you had a little secrets, what's your dirty little secret?

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00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. Remember if you miss anything

1044
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: on the show, you can always find it on the

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00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: social media. You can follow the show on TikTok and Instagram.

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00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: At the Jewil Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: I'm at Jebil Frash, I'm at that Dreas, I met

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Speaker 1: Evan won the radio. And we never like to break

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00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: the news to you, so we just let the Kardashes

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00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: do it. And I just want you guys know like

1051
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: how much we really appreciate you. Guys, each and every

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00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: one of you are spending time away from your families

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00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: to be with our crazy family. See you later. It's

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Speaker 1: a Jewel Show.