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Speaker 3: Peace.

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Speaker 1: If we get to the point where there's a nuclear

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm agreeing with you.

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Speaker 2: Hoktua. Welcome to Rapaport's Reality.

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Speaker 3: Hi. I'm Keevy Rappaport.

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rapaport. Mister Rapaport. This is our podcast.

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Speaker 1: This is the world's most important inside scoop popular culture,

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Speaker 1: reality and of course all things relationship of the Rapaport's podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's only one podcast that discusses the minutia of the

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Speaker 1: relationship that Kibi and I share. There's only one, and

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Speaker 1: there's many. I mean there is thousands. I wonder, is

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Speaker 3: Millions, you think, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, there

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Speaker 1: Everybody's got a podcast, but there's nothing like our podcast,

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Speaker 1: Rapaports Reality.

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Speaker 2: Rapaport's Reality Summer. Love in Summer is over.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, and I am so happy about it.

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Speaker 2: Why are you happy?

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Speaker 3: I can drop the anxiety of the heat. It's because

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Speaker 1: That was an amaglamation or because that was shocking that

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Speaker 1: This was the first summer that we spent the majority

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Speaker 3: What's the recovery look like for this Tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm gonna be until I'll remember that you

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Speaker 1: Anyway, there's some great, great programs before we get to

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Speaker 3: That ass is special.

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Speaker 1: That's a special ass and it has special meaning. Everybody

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Speaker 2: She keeps that thing like it's like I locked up

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Speaker 1: There is a fantastic four part documentary called Crazy Chimp

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Speaker 3: I mean, this documentary is so fantastic and so well done.

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Speaker 3: the end and.

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00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 2: He says, yes, she loves these animals, and.

444
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 3: He's like, actually, okay with it. You kind of like

445
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,879
Speaker 3: your heart bleeds for all of them, and then you

446
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 3: actually kind of go like, fuck you, Peter, leave her alone,

447
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like it's weird.

448
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,880
Speaker 2: They take her monkeys.

449
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's the least of it. She's a trip.

450
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 1: She's fascinating. I can't wait till.

451
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 3: This last episode.

452
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: There's four episodes on Max formerly known as HBO. Now

453
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,639
Speaker 1: I guess it's Max HBO whatever it is.

454
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: But there are.

455
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 1: Riveting, captivating, funny wack crazy moments.

456
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 2: Cooky, the way it shot, they shoot it perfectly.

457
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 3: It's beautifully shot, by the way, actually, and.

458
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 1: They also like shoot her like a crazy person, but

459
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: with love, they.

460
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 3: Love with compassion. Yeah, they show how nutty she is

461
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 3: and this whole hard No, it's not hard. It's not hard, no,

462
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 3: but it's it's really good. And we give it a

463
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 3: four monkey paws up or five? Do you give four

464
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 3: or five? I say five?

465
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 2: Well, I mean four out of five.

466
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 3: I mean chimpanzees have five, Okay, so we give.

467
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 1: Five paws up, five monkey paws up. It's fantastic, beautiful.

468
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: The other thing, the other show that we watched, oh

469
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: boy in between staring longingly and lovingly into each other's eyes.

470
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 2: Now this is a more of a dark turn.

471
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is dark. This is dark. We pounded through

472
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 3: these because we were humanity is I mean, if you

473
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 3: can have compassion for crazy people who want to keep

474
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:03,479
Speaker 3: exotic animals in their basements, you cannot understand why people

475
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 3: have get involved with these people they fall in love

476
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 3: with and then call them my worst ex ever. Because

477
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 3: there's a show on Netflix called My Worst ex Ever.

478
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 3: And you will be astounded at the red flags that

479
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 3: walk into your life that you ignore.

480
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: And it's not funny.

481
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 3: We're not making funny, man, it's terrifying.

482
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: This show is about worst exes ever. And there's four episodes,

483
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: so there four, there's four.

484
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 2: Watch four.

485
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: We watched three three okay, and I heard the fourth

486
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: one wasn't as good. But these are about people that women.

487
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: These are regular women.

488
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 3: There was one man, which one the man with the

489
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 3: Asian wife and the mother. Oh my gosh, that was terrifying,

490
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 3: that poor man. These are sick of The first girl,

491
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 3: the black girl with the guy. But Jerry and Jerry, Jerry.

492
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 1: She's there's a there's a woman. She's got basically a

493
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: black chick.

494
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about the black the first one, the

495
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 3: black the white dude, the good looking kind of black dude.

496
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 2: And then I was like, you you were talking for?

497
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 3: I called, I called Donnie, and I was like, remember

498
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 3: the dude after I first broke up with Mike when

499
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 3: I was young, He kind of looked like that dude

500
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 3: right like I couldn't I mean, he wasn't like that.

501
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, yo, you could get caught up in

502
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 3: some good looking white dude with some long hair in

503
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 3: the early nineties and be like, you know, it could

504
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 3: be almost dead. It could happen. No, it's really really terrifying.

505
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 3: And then you realize women are in danger. And when

506
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 3: you call the police and be like, okay, this guy,

507
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 3: you know it's in danger, and then police ignore it

508
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 3: and then they next thing, you know, he's locked up

509
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 3: some other chick in her own apartment for a week.

510
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 3: It's not it's crazy out there, it's insane. It's like insane,

511
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 3: you got It's like the second episode really scared the

512
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 3: shit out of me. He had her in jail for

513
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 3: one hundred and seventy two days or something like that.

514
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: I think it was two hundred something two days.

515
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 3: This is insane.

516
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: This guy, guy named Jerry. This is a New York story.

517
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: And this woman regular woman, let's just say a black

518
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 1: woman because I think she was Indian or guy, yes,

519
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 1: and but she kind of looked whatever is this nice

520
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: looking woman from a nice family, trying to live her life,

521
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: hard working, She starts dating a guy.

522
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 3: She went into banking, she got her own restaurant. She

523
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,959
Speaker 3: was hard working, single mom and didn't want to date anybody.

524
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 3: And then Jerry, the fake cop, fake cop, land cop detective,

525
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 3: he said.

526
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: And he turns out Jerry's married, and the wife calls

527
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: our lead.

528
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 2: Woman and Jerry won't leave.

529
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: And the next thing, you know, while she's trying to

530
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: break up, you know, he abuses her.

531
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 2: And the next thing, you know, somehow, some way.

532
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 3: He sets her up.

533
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: He sets her up because she calls the cops, the

534
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: real cops on Jerry, the fake cop, and says, this

535
00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: man abused me physically and sexually, and he's about to

536
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: go to jail. And he sets her up somehow because

537
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: he understands the system and the loopholes in the system,

538
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: and the loopholes in the system of New York and

539
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: how they're different from the loopholes in the system of

540
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: Nassau County. And he sets her up as being impersonating

541
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: a cop herself and robbing people.

542
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: And she's in fucking jail, I.

543
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 3: Mean, the ultimate guest litter lighter guests let the shit

544
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 3: out of her.

545
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: And she can't get out of jail. And now like,

546
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on here? And you go,

547
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: this could happen to anybody, I mean anybody.

548
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 3: It shows you that anybody can accuse you of anything

549
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 3: at any time.

550
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: Now, I'm not going to go into details, but there's

551
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: a person in our family who just the other day

552
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: called us and was saying that she was in fear

553
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: that she had been bank frauded, and she was in

554
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: fear that her credit and her social security had been stolen.

555
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the person said, check your Amazon account, did

556
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 3: you purchase laptop?

557
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: A person called, let's just say Boots, our friend Boots

558
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: and our friend Boots. I don't know if she was

559
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 1: caught vulnerable, caught slipping, not paying attention, and she almost

560
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: she almost got she she was in.

561
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 2: The middle of getting scammed.

562
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: Yea, all her shit, Yeah, because she actually went to

563
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,239
Speaker 3: her Amazon and the person who said they were a

564
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 3: federal person on the phone said, look at your Amazon.

565
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 3: I think you're trafficking money because you bought something on

566
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 3: Amazon that computer. And that's I don't know. It was

567
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 3: a long, horrible story.

568
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: But he kept transferring her and transferred. They had a

569
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: whole thing. He's transit to his it's probably to his cousin.

570
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: The beauty of that was we got this gentleman.

571
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 3: I had to do is get the number that she

572
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 3: gave me and reverse search it on Google. And then

573
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 3: all he did was calling harassm.

574
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: I called him and I'm gonna and I'm going to

575
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: continue to call in harass them.

576
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: And I said, you motherfucker, Yeah, don't you fuck.

577
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 2: And I didn't say any names, I said, and I

578
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,719
Speaker 2: just started harassing here.

579
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 3: That was funny harassment. We're very immature for doing that

580
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 3: babe that we're.

581
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: No, we're not.

582
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: I mean, no, we're not, because it's really scary that

583
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: our friend Boots even gave this person any time.

584
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: The bottom line is well.

585
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 3: Because she's an older, sweet person and very vulnerable, one.

586
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 2: Hundred percent it happened.

587
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I have another person in my business who

588
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 1: just got bank frauded, I know, and this is a

589
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: regular person from a bank in Beverly Hills.

590
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: You know.

591
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 3: It's so messed up about that. There's something that you

592
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 3: could have LifeLock, where you have to pay to lock

593
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 3: up your entire life. So these fricking animals.

594
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: Don't like I like them not cursing.

595
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 3: I'm trying really hard. It's very difficult. But I realized

596
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 3: I listened back, it sounds really awful. And also I

597
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 3: was listening to some ex you know, Twitter group spaces thing,

598
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 3: and there's a bunch of intellectual people on there, and

599
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 3: there was somebody very smart that was like F this

600
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: and F that, and I was it was really bothering me.

601
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 3: I was like, why is he saying that for so much? Anyway,

602
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 3: So I'm really trying for the podcast or in general

603
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 3: just for myself. I was like, I'm a lady.

604
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta try to curb it all.

605
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 3: Alsom is just so.

606
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like it separates me from the

607
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: pack though, I mean I know it me too.

608
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 3: I feel it feels so good. It just gets like

609
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 3: a lot out. There's no other word like it. But anyway,

610
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 3: the fact that we have to really pay to think

611
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 3: about LifeLock, that we have to like And.

612
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: Let's say you get caught up with a guy like

613
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: Jerry the cop from what's the name of the show.

614
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 3: Worst ex Ever?

615
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: Or let's say like our friend Boots, if somehow, some

616
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: way you're paying how much is LifeLock.

617
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: LifeLock or not?

618
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, you know, it's like nineteen ninety nine,

619
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 3: there's six ninety nine whatever you can do.

620
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: Say you pay nineteen ninety nine a month, right, and

621
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: somehow one of these scamming f words, Yeah, scams you right?

622
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 2: Do you get to sue LifeLock? No? No is LifeLock? Response,

623
00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: I don't even I.

624
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 3: Don't even know LifeLock is like really life. You know,

625
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 3: Like I was running with the white last night after

626
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 3: Boots got you know, it was freaked out. I looked

627
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 3: into LifeLock myself and then I thought, how secure is LifeLock?

628
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: And also, I guarantee you when you're signing up and

629
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: paying your nineteen ninety nine a month for LifeLock, which

630
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: we're not promoting.

631
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 3: No, I'm not, and I'm not sure nothing quote me

632
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 3: on the nineteen ninety nine because I'm not sure.

633
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: Eleven nine night, I guarantee your signing away your rights

634
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: that if LifeLock somehow gets scammed and you're paying, you

635
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: can't sue lifelong right exactly.

636
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: I'm sure it makes it easier.

637
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: Again, we've just promoted the shit out of LifeLock, right,

638
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: LifeLock should be promoting us, right, instead of us promoting them.

639
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 3: Listen, folks, the bottom line is nothing safe.

640
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: The bottom line is if don't answer calls from unknown numbers.

641
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: If anyone calls you and says they're from a bank,

642
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: from Amazon, from Instagram, from TikTok, from X, say oh okay, Noah,

643
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: or okay Jennifer, or okay, mister Smith, what's your number?

644
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: Let me call you call you back and start asking

645
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: them the questions.

646
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 3: Because here's the thing. Now, you know that AI can

647
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 3: impersonate you, So I could get a phone call from

648
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 3: what would be your phone number and say, yo, babe,

649
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 3: I'm still good to train.

650
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 2: Can you come pick me up?

651
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: Or wait if you fell for that, babe, And I'm saying, they.

652
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 3: Can say your name. So you and I we need

653
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 3: like a code name we can say. We can't say

654
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 3: the code right now in a podcast.

655
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: Hold on, I want to come up with a code.

656
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 2: The code should be what.

657
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 3: Pick me up some tlenty?

658
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 2: That's not bad.

659
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna go with something more crash, but

660
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: that's good. So if you're ever getting a weird phone call,

661
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: you're going to say to me, babe, what's the code?

662
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say, pick me up some tlenty. Now,

663
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: I know that millions of people listen to this podcast,

664
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming that none of our loyal, loving fans.

665
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 3: Would turn on us give it away. They wouldn't, They.

666
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: Wouldn't turn this over to a scammer.

667
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: Now say a if you ai Michael Rappaport's voice, AI,

668
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: pick me up some tlenty? Right, all right, that's a

669
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: good code. Pick me That seems like I might forget that.

670
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: Though, babe.

671
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 3: As much as you love tlenty ice cream.

672
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 2: We're just getting We're just so practice again. So you're

673
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 2: gonna say to.

674
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 3: Me, what hey, babe, pick me up some tlenty.

675
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 2: No, you gotta say, babe, what's the code? Oh babe,

676
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: what's the code?

677
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: Pick me up some tlenty? That's the code, all right,

678
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: I gotta get that in my brain. Pick me up

679
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: some tlenty? Yeah, okay, okay, fair enough.

680
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: I mean you would have to ask me the same thing, babe.

681
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: Okay, you sound this doesn't sound like you. Baby, sounds

682
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: a little weird. What's our personal code?

683
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: Pick me up some tilenty?

684
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: All right? So now they can ai you too, right, exactly?

685
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 4: All right?

686
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we're doing a fake code to throw them off.

687
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: That's not our code word. Maybe we know we're going

688
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: to be scammed anyway, Yo. The bottom line is again,

689
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: if you gotta just I don't answer on normal phone.

690
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 3: Talk dog world out there, guys, a.

691
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: Dog dog and it's a scammer. Scam world, yes, really

692
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: scamming motherfuckers.

693
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: But it is true.

694
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: I did get the scammer's number and I have been

695
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: harassing him.

696
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 3: Well, we're fans of crank calling. So from the day

697
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 3: we met, when we were young kids, we liked to

698
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 3: crank call.

699
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: Don't tell the story when we crank called Robert de Niro,

700
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: I think we did. Okay, we'll save that again. We'll

701
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: tell it again for another podcast. The other thing I

702
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you is, I just saw this morning

703
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I don't know if you saw this, baby,

704
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to save this for the podcast.

705
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 2: Did you see that?

706
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: Tamra Judge No is on Instagram walking us through hour

707
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: by hour, day by day of what looks like a

708
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: severe face lift, face surgery.

709
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: No, babe.

710
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: Tamra Judge from the Real Housewives of Orange County. Tamra Judge,

711
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: who was also on wasn't she Traders? Traders?

712
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 3: Is? She got off early, but she was great. She

713
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: was great by the way. This last episode they did

714
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 3: like a mock Traders thing that did not not go well.

715
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 2: But Orange County is a show, so it's so good.

716
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: I love it, Babe.

717
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: She is getting some kind of I don't know if

718
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: this is a severe facelift or it just looks severe,

719
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: but she literally looks like and I'm not making a joke,

720
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: she looks like she it's beyond I would say sunburn,

721
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: but it looks like a burn burn. And she referred

722
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: to it today. She goes, oh, look at this today,

723
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: and she said, looks crispy, feels crispy. I feel like

724
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: taking off Instagram.

725
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 3: Why, I mean, it takes time to heal.

726
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 2: She's a little graphic.

727
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 3: I love that she's sharing it though.

728
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 2: I love that she's.

729
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: Sharing it, but I don't think she needs to do videos.

730
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: Maybe why because it's so it looks so graphic and painful.

731
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 3: Oh I see it. Oh my god, good for her. No, babe,

732
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 3: this is good. Oh she's really share. Oh my gosh,

733
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 3: she shares the very big Why is she green?

734
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. Okay, and she's walking you through it,

735
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: but she's oh.

736
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 3: I see she Oh, because she got laser, a laser

737
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 3: two thing. Yeah, she got a laser. And that's why

738
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 3: I see. She says it's crispy because she got the

739
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 3: laser too. I don't know.

740
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was the word she needed

741
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: to use, because I was like, yeah, you should be flaky.

742
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 3: Healing progress is definitely made. Yeah, she's fine, She's gonna

743
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 3: look good. I don't think she did she need all that.

744
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 2: Oh good for her.

745
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 3: I can't wait to get mine, Bababy.

746
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 2: You're not getting a babe. There's get what.

747
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 3: I need, all of it, Get what everything.

748
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: Babe, you need nothing.

749
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 3: They say, black done crack. But I'm falling apart.

750
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: Babe. You aren't you going to be fifty five in November? Yeah?

751
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I know babe, you're fifty five, Yeah in November.

752
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 2: Your body your face is of a thirty four years.

753
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 3: Old Come on, please, it ain't now now you're tripping, babe.

754
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm not saying you need to.

755
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 3: I must say. My tits are great.

756
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 2: That's it.

757
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 3: My tits are really great. Thank husham for real? I

758
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 3: mean they knock on wood.

759
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Face?

760
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: Have you discussed this with somebody? There's no person with

761
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: a license would give you a facelift. They'd be like,

762
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: there's nothing.

763
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 2: Now. The girl who.

764
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 3: Does my botox, I get botox and she said she

765
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: I would never get filler. But I tell her I'm

766
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 3: gonna get a facelift and she.

767
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: Says, what laughs at you?

768
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: No, she doesn't laugh.

769
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: Baby, You're not getting a facelift. There's no face, there's

770
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 2: nothing to lift.

771
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 3: It's because I have a small face.

772
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

773
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 3: Like I have a little tiny face, so it'd be

774
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 3: kind of I don't know I need it. I just

775
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 3: need something.

776
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: No babe, what you need to do is put on

777
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: a nice cute outfit and meander up there and get

778
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,879
Speaker 1: rid of these iPads.

779
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 2: Please, I can't walk I have This is.

780
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: Your fault, Like, why do I have to fix your mistakes? Man?

781
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 3: This is terrible. Why don't you take your limping self

782
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 3: and get into cab and take them back yourself?

783
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll figure it out anyway. J Lo,

784
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 1: never press the button. You press the button on.

785
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 3: Save that ass for someone special and for something special

786
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 3: the next deserving man needs to look at it. We

787
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 3: adore you, we love you. We think that you are

788
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 3: the queen of all things. Ah I do.

789
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 2: I love j Lo, queen of all things I do.

790
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: She's everything. That woman is everything to me. Fuck every

791
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 3: ex boyfriend talk about worst ex ever? Okay, all of them?

792
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 3: Bye bye. She could do a doc she should do,

793
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 3: next documentary she should do.

794
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop doing these documentaries.

795
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 3: Your next album documentary on all them dummies.

796
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: That would be fucking epic if she walked us through

797
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: each sea.

798
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: See that's when you think about.

799
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: Like a like a lighthearted way to bring her back

800
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: into sort of relatability.

801
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: That would be fun. That would be funny, would be

802
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: really fun. That's what she should do. But keep that ass,

803
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 2: lock up.

804
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 3: Show that ass like she's right, she's don't do that.

805
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: Everybody shows like.

806
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 3: I was saying that the t shirt, saying that she's

807
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 3: on bother and all that. It's like it's like when

808
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 3: you're mad at a boyfriend. If like I was mad

809
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 3: at you, I think I've done it a little once

810
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 3: or twice where I, like on Instagram, like did like

811
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 3: one of those dumb sayings like when you're mad at

812
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 3: your husband or your boyfriend, where you like tweet something

813
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 3: that's like a cryptic thing like and everybody knows that

814
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: and go like, oh right, you're mad at your husband,

815
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 3: you're mad at your boy you know, like don't do

816
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 3: that like this too. It's too like basic.

817
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 2: And then she's the other picture that she did.

818
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: She's like glimbing on an ice cream and it's like

819
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: tongues and I'm like, what's going on.

820
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: Honey, stop boy? What are you doing? You're Jennifer Lopez Like.

821
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like where's the pr person?

822
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. We should open a pr froom, yo,

823
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 2: j Lo. I hate to go back to this again,

824
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 2: but like you know, like.

825
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 3: When you two. Like when you're going through something and

826
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 3: you post something and one of your girlfriend's like, stop,

827
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 3: what are you doing?

828
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: Like take that down?

829
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 3: Like nah, that's too obvious, Like stop.

830
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: It, stop it, ohway, but don't stop listening to rapports rally, absolutely.

831
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 3: Tell a friend to tell a friend.

832
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 2: But also on Max what is it called Chimp Crazy

833
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: Jim Crazy? You gotta watch it?

834
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: Excellent, Darker, way darker, my worst ex ever on Netflix,

835
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: and of course the OC and we're coming.

836
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 3: To buy we didn't talk about because it's coming to

837
00:39:59,400 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 3: the last t.

838
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 2: About it next week the finale.

839
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,479
Speaker 1: But it's been a great, great summer of reality TV

840
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: popular culture.

841
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: But now we're moving on to.

842
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: The fabulous Fall and we're moving off of this episode.

843
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: So again, tell a friend to tell a friend. Subscribe,

844
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: rate review and Puff Puff Pass Uh the newest episode

845
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: of Rap Reports Reality Puff Puff Passed and uh and

846
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: and j Lo holler at us, slide up into our

847
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: d MS and and holler at us.

848
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: We're going to straighten you out, real nice and real proper.

849
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 3: And once the co wort again, pick up some talenty No,

850
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 3: I think it's pick up the tlenty babe, babe, Oh shit,

851
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 3: I forgot already. Get me some get me some talented

852
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 3: pick up anyway, anyway, I love you, babe.

853
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 2: We need to come up with the password, the cover

854
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 2: word

855
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 4: Bet