Speaker 1: Look may oh, I see you my own look over
Speaker 1: there is that culture? Yes, goodness, lost culture ding, Lost
Speaker 1: Culturesa's calling.
Speaker 2: Before we got on, I said lost culture, like as
Speaker 2: if we had to snap into it.
Speaker 3: I feel like we've never had to really hit the
Speaker 3: dials before in that way. But we were coming off
Speaker 3: of like a spirited discussion about what we will never tell.
Speaker 2: We will never tell what we just told. It's actually
Speaker 2: the culture number nine. We will never tell what we
Speaker 2: just told. And I'm also in my like literal morning showbag.
Speaker 2: You are you are warmed up chatterbox. You are doing
Speaker 2: a great job. You look so good on that TV.
Speaker 3: Thank you when those cameras is really I gotta say,
Speaker 3: really good.
Speaker 2: So snatched and you wore like a blue moment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: blue is the warmest color. Actually, Culture number ten, blue
Speaker 2: is the warmest color.
Speaker 1: How has it been so before? You just finished day
Speaker 1: two five? I'm having the best time. Isn't it wonderful?
Speaker 1: I told matthis we checked in yesterday. I was like,
Speaker 1: how was it? He was like, it's great, it was, It's.
Speaker 3: So fun, And I go, I like, totally get white
Speaker 3: people did this is a nice gig.
Speaker 2: It's so much fun. And by the way, the sound
Speaker 2: dude who's an icon loves you. Oh, I love him
Speaker 2: and you beloved. Get this bowe Yang beloved in thirty rock.
Speaker 2: It's actually a real culture number eleven. Get this bow Yang
Speaker 2: beloved in thirty rock.
Speaker 1: And you know thirty.
Speaker 2: Rockefeller Center is in the heart of one of the
Speaker 2: greatest cities in the world, New York City, and there
Speaker 2: has been an off Broadway musical You're never gonna believe this.
Speaker 1: I really do feel like I'm doing the morning show.
Speaker 1: You're gonna believe that.
Speaker 2: You're never gonna believe you need to.
Speaker 3: There has to be a list somewhere of like little
Speaker 3: filler phrases for talk shows in journal but especially morning
Speaker 3: shows were.
Speaker 1: Like this, you at this? Yet I found myself doing it.
Speaker 3: Coming up, we have a cooking demo from No, No,
Speaker 3: No No. My segments were makeover. Loved that we're getting
Speaker 3: a make over on Friday. I love the makeovers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is gonna be funny. And then guy who showed
Speaker 3: us how to properly use a plunger.
Speaker 1: That's actually really good.
Speaker 3: And you know what I asked him, Guys, listen up,
Speaker 3: you can wash the plunger with your toilet water. What
Speaker 3: after you plunge, make sure you flush, obviously, put a
Speaker 3: little bit of bleacher whatever toiletowle cleaner you have in there,
Speaker 3: and then just like you just dip it in, kind
Speaker 3: of rinse it out, and then that that's all you
Speaker 3: have to do. I always got so stressed out after
Speaker 3: my shit covered plungers would come out the toy.
Speaker 2: And now thinking, I just want to apologize. I just
Speaker 2: moved out of my apartment that I had been renting
Speaker 2: from one Matt Rish and I apologies.
Speaker 1: Dude, that plunger is covered in poop. You could have
Speaker 1: rinsed it.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't have because I didn't I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't have you here to tell me what to do.
Speaker 1: Morning TV is so important.
Speaker 2: But I could never talk about poop covered plunge on TV.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. This is why I'm so
Speaker 2: happy to be here. I feel like I can only
Speaker 2: breathe because I'm with my sister and this is not
Speaker 2: morning TV.
Speaker 1: Although people do listen to it in the morning. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine listening to us in the morning. No, No,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: I would say, well, I guess maybe if you want
Speaker 2: to be like shocked, into the day.
Speaker 1: I mean, get the fag off the rays. I'm not
Speaker 1: listening to that.
Speaker 2: You know what I almost did today is my I
Speaker 2: don't think so honey. I don't think so honey that
Speaker 2: this podcast has become popular. M I just feel like,
Speaker 2: maybe I will do it later, do it later, because
Speaker 2: then people are like, why are they screaming during I
Speaker 2: don't think so honey, And I'm like, babe, you're joining
Speaker 2: us in progress.
Speaker 1: It's in mediares.
Speaker 2: We scream during that part of the podcast and during
Speaker 2: a lot of the other parts of it too.
Speaker 3: Here's what I screamed for. Oh wait, I just cut
Speaker 3: you off. I'm never gonna believe this. She was an
Speaker 3: off Broadway show in New York.
Speaker 1: Can I say you literally did not cut me off?
Speaker 2: I feel like I diverted. Well, your feelings are in facts, bitch? Okay,
Speaker 2: Hey Trump.
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: That's hey Trump, your feelings aren't fact. That's really close
Speaker 2: roun Bird twelve, Hey Trump, your feelings.
Speaker 1: Aren't fast bitch? Watch that be the headline.
Speaker 2: I would love that. Yeah, I mean, should lost coach
Speaker 2: start a feud with Trump? We have to move to
Speaker 2: Ireland like Rosie m m.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, so what are you scream for?
Speaker 3: I screamed for this off Broadway show that's been in
Speaker 3: New York for a few years now. It has been
Speaker 3: truly a community building, cornerstone for theater, for theater goers,
Speaker 3: for people in the community, for tourists from all over
Speaker 3: the world. My own mother saw this show, and I
Speaker 3: would never take my mom to any Broadway show.
Speaker 1: She slept through Hamilton. See, I don't get that because
Speaker 1: it's so loud.
Speaker 3: It's a loud show. But we went on a Sunday
Speaker 3: after an SNL and we were all tired.
Speaker 2: Lyn manwel this has nothing, has nothing to do with you,
Speaker 2: So you did amazing work on Hamilton. It's actually really
Speaker 2: close to number thirteen. Did amazing on Hamilton.
Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with you that his mom fall asleep.
Speaker 2: But listen, I think I know what all you're talking about,
Speaker 2: and that show is Titanique. And I know that because well,
Speaker 2: our guest is not only one of the original stars
Speaker 2: of it, but also the co creator, co writer. And
Speaker 2: I feel as though I have to harken back to
Speaker 2: the very first time I saw Our Guests, which was
Speaker 2: at La Poison Rouge in a iconic production of Crewe
Speaker 2: Intentions to the musical Unauthorized, which also starred Amanda Schecktman.
Speaker 2: She was playing Sarah Michelle Geller and our guest was
Speaker 2: playing Ryan Phillippi. And one of the first things I
Speaker 2: ever saw was your bare ass, And now he shows
Speaker 2: his ass.
Speaker 1: Every guy, damn night night out in public.
Speaker 2: But no, this is like truly a moment in time
Speaker 2: because we saw this show Titanique, and we were literally
Speaker 2: took to the mics and just let everybody know. And
Speaker 2: I've been so proud to see what it's done. I
Speaker 2: just saw it in the West End, It's in Australia,
Speaker 2: it's in Canada. It's like it's all over the place.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is a true success story. It's now
Speaker 2: an Olivier Award winning musical. Our guest is an Olivier
Speaker 2: Award winner drama desk.
Speaker 1: Lucia Ortelle.
Speaker 3: The one except Tony's so I get there until get
Speaker 3: their ship together.
Speaker 1: But they kind of just nailed it on some of
Speaker 1: the nominations. They just say, we.
Speaker 3: Can talk about that, we can talk about that. He's
Speaker 3: so wonderful. What a funny writer, performer, talent, friend traveler,
Speaker 3: world traveler. We're talking about that always around the world,
Speaker 3: always around the world with his hot little friends everyone.
Speaker 1: Result, Oh my god, first of all, all to that introduction,
Speaker 1: I am so gooped and gagged to be here with
Speaker 1: my girls.
Speaker 2: We've got to say the big news, which is yes,
Speaker 2: oh my god, titany you can see it in New
Speaker 2: York until June fifteenth.
Speaker 1: And then do you want to tell them what's so
Speaker 1: special about those final weeks? Yeah? Hot, off the press, everyone, press,
Speaker 1: Marlon and Della and I will be coming back into
Speaker 1: the show for the final two weeks. And if we,
Speaker 1: you know, sell out lots and lots and lots of tickets,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll pull a Fantom of the Opera and extend
Speaker 1: for another say that on this show. I don't know,
Speaker 1: we'll see maybe, you know, all of these last cult
Speaker 1: people there figured out there's now.
Speaker 2: So many readers, Katie's publicists and finalists like and I
Speaker 2: think that Ken Kyle's you have an opportunity here, You
Speaker 2: have a big opportunity. Yes, because how many times did
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: It in the in the new space, the bigger space,
Speaker 1: the bigger space, like a year? A year? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it was like half a year. It was like six
Speaker 1: months at the old UCB space. That you guys know
Speaker 1: the asylum, you know, in the basement of a Gristides,
Speaker 1: which was wild, just moulled rats and it smelled awful.
Speaker 1: It was just really bad. But you know what it
Speaker 1: was like our favorite time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where were your dress? Like where did you guys
Speaker 3: do changes? And where was what was the dress behind
Speaker 3: the literally or in like a close But there's no space.
Speaker 1: No, there's not, absolutely nothing. It was those two rooms
Speaker 1: and we split all the boys in one and all
Speaker 1: the girls. Huh right.
Speaker 3: And then there were the guts, like those gray brick hallways,
Speaker 3: not brick even, it was just like those but those
Speaker 3: were the smelly part.
Speaker 1: That was gress. There was always an water on the floor.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, it was the actual Titanic. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is very on brand. Let's go here.
Speaker 3: Were there like Grissdi's basement specific jokes in the original show?
Speaker 1: Yes, we at the end of the show, while I
Speaker 1: was saying thank you for coming tonight in the basement
Speaker 1: of a And then we had to switch it. You
Speaker 1: know when we left, when you moved, when we moved
Speaker 1: to the theater which is in Union Square, Yes, I
Speaker 1: knew where Oh my god, just.
Speaker 2: My god, thee where's that is watching the ghost the
Speaker 2: ghost of what is?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. All I remember is taking a gummy
Speaker 1: and I was so yeah heart radio. I was so
Speaker 1: fucking high that I looked up and remember that they
Speaker 1: had this like water crazy and I saw it. Okay, well, anyway,
Speaker 1: there was this immersive crazy. No one knows what it is.
Speaker 1: They're they're up in the rafters in this water thing,
Speaker 1: and I thought I was a drowning the panic attack. See.
Speaker 1: Immediately left and got food and got food and put
Speaker 1: myself because I was like, I've got to get got
Speaker 1: to get the fuck out of drowned before I drown
Speaker 1: and die. Yeah, I'm on the floor, like, get it
Speaker 1: together quick, it happens.
Speaker 2: I remember one time I was too high in the
Speaker 2: pool and I had to get out because I was
Speaker 2: positive I was going to be attacked by a shark.
Speaker 1: That's these gummies, babe. I think that was myth. That
Speaker 1: was math right, That was as gum. That was a
Speaker 1: myth attacked with a vivance pilled little rainbow sprinkles.
Speaker 3: Y'all don't y'all don't fuck with water though, but y'all
Speaker 3: are y'all are so tied to water.
Speaker 1: In so many ways being Greek.
Speaker 2: Wait, though, we mean you're I I do think I'm
Speaker 2: a pisces person, you know what I mean Greek.
Speaker 1: Also, you're a titaniumque water. I mean I'm an Aries.
Speaker 1: So she's fire as hell? Is that custo full Aries? Okay,
Speaker 1: full Aries? No, custop is the twenty first, which is
Speaker 1: pisces aries? Okay, because my sister's a twenty first, So
Speaker 1: she's she's a cuspy Yeah, cuspy, but we love her.
Speaker 1: Hyrne him you cuspy, asked shady bits? Are there the sis?
Speaker 1: She's two years older, best friend. Amazing you kind of
Speaker 1: give a little brother. Oh, I'm the child baby, No,
Speaker 1: I mean it's perfect Aries. I'm the baby of the zodiac,
Speaker 1: as the baby of the d Yeah, you can either
Speaker 1: look at it as like baby of the zodiac or
Speaker 1: like the super like grandmother. Who's whose grandmother?
Speaker 3: Then's who's on the other side of areas that it's
Speaker 3: supposed to like be like the end.
Speaker 1: Of I don't know, well that's oh, yeah, I'm last,
Speaker 1: So you're I am the grandmother.
Speaker 2: Jima, Hi, baby, my baby boy, proud of you.
Speaker 1: You've done well.
Speaker 2: I die, God, death, it's so awful.
Speaker 1: And so why did you want to capitalize on it
Speaker 1: with Titanic Death on death? Because you know what, it's
Speaker 1: going to be a brutal death when we leave New
Speaker 1: York City. And that's because you people didn't want to
Speaker 1: buy tickets. So I'm kidding. I mean, it's listen, we've
Speaker 1: lasted three years, which is yeah in these in dem
Speaker 1: streets now and in dem times.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that off, a little tiny ass off
Speaker 1: Broadway show could literally survive three years of a pandemic
Speaker 1: into Trump? Yeah, it's just absolutely mind boggling that we
Speaker 1: still have been here and we've you know, now gone
Speaker 1: all over the world. And I have to say I
Speaker 1: have to say, and I always say this, it's literally
Speaker 1: because of you too. No, yes, I'm sorry, it's true.
Speaker 3: If you're okay, let's assume that's true. What is not
Speaker 3: true is that it's both of us. I think it
Speaker 3: does squarely fallen. Now listen to me, both of you.
Speaker 3: All I know is and we're both gonna take this.
Speaker 3: We saw the show and it was like it just
Speaker 3: reminded me. It actually literally inspired me because I was like, a,
Speaker 3: I'm not dragging what goes on on Broadway in fact,
Speaker 3: I think it's been a great few cut last couple
Speaker 3: of years.
Speaker 1: But I also think that the influence of.
Speaker 2: That show and how much joy it brought and how
Speaker 2: much real comedy it brought, as well as like the
Speaker 2: incredible music obviously of Sline Deon, it just feels like
Speaker 2: it was a joyful idea that then became a joyful
Speaker 2: process that then became a joyful performance that then resulted
Speaker 2: in all this like joyful like discussion and consumption of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was I mean, listen, joyful consumption front runner
Speaker 1: for time. Thank you, thank you, joyful, joyful sisteract too,
Speaker 1: go into it really good. It was easy to talk about.
Speaker 1: So you guys were so wonderful, I mean granted, like
Speaker 1: I had known of you, we had met a couple
Speaker 1: of times, and then you guys were just so lovely
Speaker 1: and you really like champions this little tiny baby project
Speaker 1: in the bottom of Grisid's and you got you put
Speaker 1: the word out there, so like we are so grateful.
Speaker 1: I am so grateful. I love you. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just want to reiterate that.
Speaker 2: To the listeners because it's really true, like you have
Speaker 2: people who champion you and like push you forward and
Speaker 2: and you guys are so incredible at that and always
Speaker 2: paving the way for other people.
Speaker 1: And it's not just one sided. You're just uplifting and
Speaker 1: I'm so inspired by both of you and I love
Speaker 1: you to death. That is my I don't think, I
Speaker 1: don't think. Sorry, I mean I always I always tell you,
Speaker 1: but I really need everybody to know that, like everybody
Speaker 1: has their own path and like people can be nice
Speaker 1: and help each other out in this crazy ass business
Speaker 1: in the world. Everybody just be kind and be nice. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: and it really just goes a long way. And we
Speaker 1: are you know, we're just we love you and we're
Speaker 1: so thankful.
Speaker 3: Well, we have always I've seen the show. I can
Speaker 3: count on two hands now the number of times I've
Speaker 3: seen it.
Speaker 1: But I think.
Speaker 2: Across the world on the weekend, I literally we were
Speaker 2: in London for how many days.
Speaker 1: We had to see what it was giving you and
Speaker 1: you have to giving our babies are giving. I love
Speaker 1: really good and vocal. The vocal, I mean, everybody's vocals
Speaker 1: are insane in the show, like truly unbelievable, but like
Speaker 1: the vocals in London, I'm like, you monsters know how
Speaker 1: to sing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's giving Olivier Award winning and nominated performers.
Speaker 1: All yeah, but uh an Iceberg, bitch one Olivier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: congratulating Lane is truly unbelievable. Yeah, I mean the whole
Speaker 1: cast is unbelievable. I love them to death. I just
Speaker 1: saw them. I was in London last night. I got back.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. Traveler Paris, then London, London, Milan. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: but yeah, the London production is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It's at the Criterion. Go see it if you're in London,
Speaker 2: and that's ongoing.
Speaker 1: That is running until as of now, I think January
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six, so work work and now it's
Speaker 1: in Paris as well. Work Unbelieved. Went to the theater
Speaker 1: in Paris, went to the theater in Paris, the Leedo Theater.
Speaker 1: It's at the Champs de in the Fierce area. The
Speaker 1: Crazy Horse.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can you talk about that crazy I
Speaker 2: think I think I think we should go.
Speaker 1: You guys, let's go. No, no, no, no, it's you. We're
Speaker 1: going to Friends next one. Okay, well, period, it has
Speaker 1: to be first on your list. It's one of the
Speaker 1: best shows I've ever seen in my life. Wow. The
Speaker 1: women are I'm gay as hell. The women are the
Speaker 1: hottest things I've ever seen. I got it truly like
Speaker 1: stunning tits, good tits, but like not fake. It's just
Speaker 1: like natural gorgeous bodies. Okay, and I heard that from
Speaker 1: their tit to their navel. They all have to have
Speaker 1: the exact same inches, but they can have like little
Speaker 1: like kitten heels and like, I don't sorry, best half
Speaker 1: an inch off. It's the road. Literally you can choke best. Wow,
Speaker 1: you'll never get this job, but you know it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: But it's it's so precise in the lightning. It's the art.
Speaker 1: It is art. It is art. It's like Picasso. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck am I seeing? It is crazy? The
Speaker 1: most unreal horse I've ever seen? Do they bring out
Speaker 1: a horse? No?
Speaker 2: I wish look at that that horse?
Speaker 3: We should We should see Cowboy Carter in Paris and
Speaker 3: then we are we are you making a horse?
Speaker 1: There? We have?
Speaker 2: We were told someone was getting the tickets Matt supposed
Speaker 2: to buy us tickets are so okay, what yes, okay,
Speaker 2: so our plan you we're gonna be can from the
Speaker 2: fifth the nineteenth because we're promoting our Cultural Awards which
Speaker 2: you have performed on. We won we Want the Best
Speaker 2: Indoor Live performance went to Tights two years ago.
Speaker 1: Best night in my life, by the way, that was.
Speaker 1: That was so much you guys. If you can ever
Speaker 1: get to a live taping, life taping, live taping, live taping,
Speaker 1: I know, isn't it crazy? I felt like it was
Speaker 1: like the gay super Bowl. I came out and they
Speaker 1: were like, and I was like, wait, you have no
Speaker 1: idea who I am, but I love this and I
Speaker 1: was eating it up. But they did know. Our audience was.
Speaker 2: Just as excited for Titanique as they were for like
Speaker 2: when Julia Fox came.
Speaker 1: Out exactly you guys. I felt it. I mean, my
Speaker 1: my pussy fell out. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is what it's like to like be Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: in front of like everybody.
Speaker 3: There were at least two hundred people in that crowd
Speaker 3: Who've seen you be Fierro, seen you be you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, have seen you on COLT.
Speaker 1: Wait literally, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2: So you've been Fierro and Link and Jack and Jack
Speaker 2: and Ryan Phillippi, Wow, and I'm gay as hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look that you can do it. You can do
Speaker 1: it too. I mean gay actors work.
Speaker 2: First of all, let's talk about that Fierro, which is
Speaker 2: Jonathan Bailly in the movie. Then we got Link who's
Speaker 2: zach Efron in the movie. Then we have Leo DiCaprio
Speaker 2: heard of him, who's Jack in the film. And then
Speaker 2: we have Ryan Phillippy. That's a bang off if I've
Speaker 2: ever that is a demon twink.
Speaker 1: That is a demon twins dream come true, like lollapaloose. Listen,
Speaker 1: I don't take it for granted. Honey, Okay, it's come
Speaker 1: you were tying it all together. Yeah, that mentally ill
Speaker 1: broke as version. Cool. Stop holler at me at Constantine Zulia.
Speaker 1: You know they will, they will, they holler, they holler
Speaker 1: you come up on my hinge a lot, because it's
Speaker 1: like these are like these are the hot guys hop
Speaker 1: top shelves. I don't want to say hello well because
Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, someone I know, it's like
Speaker 1: it's so weird, it's weird, and it's a weird thing
Speaker 1: because some people then take it because you've done this before,
Speaker 1: when you like see a friend and you're like, hey, stupid,
Speaker 1: I see you, and you're like whatever, and then it
Speaker 1: says that. Then there's other people who take it too
Speaker 1: far and like, wow, actually man is really into me.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, wait, actually that was a joke.
Speaker 1: I'm achsicle. And then you have to know.
Speaker 3: You can't even be like too clear about it. You
Speaker 3: can't clarify by the way I am attracted to you,
Speaker 3: but I don't think we would be a good man.
Speaker 1: It's like, but why would you like would give you later?
Speaker 2: Hey, I know that we just did this crazy bit
Speaker 2: on a hinge, but calling to say i'd be down
Speaker 2: that I'm I get less crazy, I get less demisexual
Speaker 2: as I get older, because I just value my friendship
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's like, but it's hard.
Speaker 2: It's a hard thing to figure out when you're a
Speaker 2: gay guy with fun, cool, attractive friends, because of course.
Speaker 1: It's really hard to be a gay guy with attractor
Speaker 1: look at us.
Speaker 2: What I mean is like, it's what I mean is
Speaker 2: it's like, it's a difficult thing mentally because it's like
Speaker 2: you short of get in your head of like okay,
Speaker 2: well why not. Well then it's like and friendships are important,
Speaker 2: of course, you know what I mean. And I'm like
Speaker 2: It's like I said to a friend recently, I was
Speaker 2: talking about like a mutual friend of ours, and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I don't know. I just had kind
Speaker 2: of a thought and my friend goes, you know what
Speaker 2: that is friendship? That's actually okay, And I was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be a thing. I do gymnastics
Speaker 2: in my head about you know what I mean. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I have a friend that I'm like
Speaker 2: a little attracted to, and it's my friends, and I
Speaker 2: can have that boundary absolutely.
Speaker 1: How long.
Speaker 3: What's the tradition of you and Jake and Gus and
Speaker 3: like and like those pals.
Speaker 1: On my besties, your best You guys are always I
Speaker 1: know we are. It's just they're monsters. They're truly absolute monsters,
Speaker 1: and I wish them nothing but negativity. That's a shout
Speaker 1: out to my girls, my my ed man nas. We
Speaker 1: have a we have our threat as mommesters. We're all
Speaker 1: getting tattoos, I say, ermanas, but like one's getting her
Speaker 1: I'm and I think Gus is not not together like
Speaker 1: you guys. Okay, someone's taking a side in the battle.
Speaker 1: Please welcome the same. Yeah, they're the best. I mean
Speaker 1: they're my brothers, Like they're the brothers I never had.
Speaker 1: I've known Jake for like twenty years now, which is insane.
Speaker 1: We met on Facebook because everybody said we used to
Speaker 1: look alike, which we do. We have the same hair,
Speaker 1: We're like very twinning twinning. But back in the day
Speaker 1: when we were actual twinks, people would stop me on
Speaker 1: the street and be like, are you Jake Wilson go
Speaker 1: be Blue And I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: And then they go to him and like are you
Speaker 1: constant mud? And he was like who is that? And
Speaker 1: then he found me on Facebook and he was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: I think we should go out for a drink. And
Speaker 1: then he my MySpace, my Space stroke. Then he then
Speaker 1: he facebooks me and he's like, let's go out for
Speaker 1: a drink. And I'm like okay. As like everybody says
Speaker 1: we look alike doppelganger, I met him.
Speaker 2: We go to wait for this Bourbon Street forty sixth Street,
Speaker 2: remember that place?
Speaker 1: Wow, back in the day dating in that area. Why
Speaker 1: I used to live on fifty second and ninth Like
Speaker 1: above therapy, which is hushning, wow, good luck with my project.
Speaker 1: Go to sleep, like literally, go to sleep. Sleep, no,
Speaker 1: can't too much, too much thumping. So yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: we met and I was like, l you are rich
Speaker 1: and we'll never date. And then years later we crossed passing,
Speaker 1: so wait you went on a date though initially initially
Speaker 1: and I was like hah, this is fun. Cool bye.
Speaker 1: So there was no smooth ring nothing. And then two
Speaker 1: years later I'm on tour with Legally Blonde in La.
Speaker 1: Were you in Legally Blonde? I was nkos that one,
Speaker 1: and then I warner after so yeah vibes wo yeah
Speaker 1: with no career way to the middle.
Speaker 2: Well then I was like because wait, okay, so so
Speaker 2: you guys meet up two years later.
Speaker 1: Two years later in my roommate at a time and
Speaker 1: another like very good friend coordination, she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: my best friend from college is coming and I was like, yeah, cool, whatever,
Speaker 1: he can stay in our apartment and she goes, well,
Speaker 1: there's no bed, so like you have the king size
Speaker 1: best food, I guess he's gonna have to stay in
Speaker 1: your room. And I was like, Corney, that's literally and
Speaker 1: then she was like I was like who is and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, it's Jake Wilson. And I was like,
Speaker 1: are you hitting me? I was like that guy who's
Speaker 1: like my doppelganger and since the last time two years okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Then she shows up to La like a bat out
Speaker 1: of hell, comes into like into the fucking oak Wood
Speaker 1: Sweet Apartments, and I was like, hon what is happening?
Speaker 1: And then you know, bestie's ever since slept in my bed.
Speaker 1: We like turned. It was like one of those movies,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I think we're gonna be and
Speaker 1: then we're like kickle like key key gaggle.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love that. It was the best ever. And then
Speaker 1: Gus came in, you know, ten years later and just
Speaker 1: wreaked havoc. Yes, sure, yeah, y'all.
Speaker 3: Three of y'all are the best, and there's but there's
Speaker 3: like the right men of chaos there from.
Speaker 1: Each of you, oh beyond you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And I think like, yeah, buddy system three great, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I can never travel with anybody else.
Speaker 1: There's three of us. That's it.
Speaker 2: Wait, but did you feel seen by White Lotus.
Speaker 1: We were just in Paris and London and I brought
Speaker 1: them and I brought them as my dates opening and
Speaker 1: we were like we are the basic pitches from White
Speaker 1: Lotus and I was like, which ones are you?
Speaker 3: I was like, go, we just did that last week
Speaker 3: with told Kim. Yeah, we cast ourselves. Who are you
Speaker 3: in the in the three?
Speaker 1: I'm I would probably be Michelle. Yeah you're Michelle. I'm Michelle.
Speaker 1: I'm Michelle to I'm a Michelle? And then who are you?
Speaker 1: Who are you? I think I'm carrying on.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Joel is just so Leslie Bib big
Speaker 2: trumper that you got a fan and Joel Kim Booster
Speaker 2: t are you MP? More like JK b es actually remember,
Speaker 2: more like j k B.
Speaker 1: He's gonna he is going to punch all of us.
Speaker 1: I feel like it, love it totally. Ye are you
Speaker 1: dating now? M m? He's on him? Jingle as hell?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 1: What do you want? What's what's on the load? What
Speaker 1: do you want? What you want?
Speaker 3: I need to do a pros and cons list, and
Speaker 3: I feel like I've been told it's like the thing
Speaker 3: you're supposed to do and I still haven't gone around
Speaker 3: to doing it.
Speaker 1: So give us yours pros. Be an actual human, be
Speaker 1: a legit person. I need you to do the fucking work.
Speaker 1: Get up every day, meditate, go to therapy. I mean,
Speaker 1: know who you are, have a great relationship with your
Speaker 1: family and friends, and just like respect yourself and respect people,
Speaker 1: love people, care about people. I don't know, have something
Speaker 1: that makes you wake up every morning. And I want gratitude.
Speaker 1: I want a funny person. I want a kind, respectful
Speaker 1: human gets it. Just don't play games like these. These
Speaker 1: fucking gays are wild. They're wild, and it's always like
Speaker 1: what's what's you know around the corner? It's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, how about you just look in front of
Speaker 1: you and get to know a human and like pull
Speaker 1: back a fucking layer instead of sitting there and being
Speaker 1: like you're really cool for the moment and then but
Speaker 1: I'm completely looking around the corner. Well that's like all
Speaker 1: of la, which is why I moved.
Speaker 3: Well that's why I had to leave you to You're
Speaker 3: you're a little incensed about this.
Speaker 1: I am. I'm pissed. Yeah, no, okay, so talk about this.
Speaker 1: Have you been run around? Oh for years? Time? For years?
Speaker 1: Run around? Or the ghosting is actually, can we not
Speaker 1: ghost me anymore? Why would Why would someone ghost you?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like people they think that they know
Speaker 1: what they want, they think that they're ready for a
Speaker 1: relationship where they're ready to, you know, open up and
Speaker 1: they have It's no idea, it's all bullshit, and you know,
Speaker 1: it's like it's face value, it's it's a facade. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get it, you're insecure, and this is how you
Speaker 1: go about doing that. But you should also be a
Speaker 1: respectful human and say, I don't know, it's communication if
Speaker 1: you're not feeling it, if you're asking me out and
Speaker 1: you're pursuing me and you've DMed me and slid into
Speaker 1: my fucking DMS and found my phone number and sent
Speaker 1: a letter by stork, and then then you have the
Speaker 1: audacity to not even respond. After we go out on
Speaker 1: a date and it was actually good and you're telling
Speaker 1: me these things like, wow, this was incredible. You're really
Speaker 1: an amazing person. I'm so happy we met, and then
Speaker 1: a full on ghost. At least grow the fucking balls.
Speaker 1: We are too old. We are too old. You can
Speaker 1: easily I would respect you when so much more if
Speaker 1: you came to me and said, hey, that was incredible,
Speaker 1: You're an amazing person. I just don't think we're a match.
Speaker 1: I would love to be friends, and i's not.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm happy we got to do that, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, incredible, thank you, And I
Speaker 2: have to say, like, I think people are doing it
Speaker 2: more than they were, But I get I get those
Speaker 2: messages and I'm not upset me neither. All I feel
Speaker 2: is fine about it. Wow, that's awesome. Maybe we could
Speaker 2: be friends. I do have a lot of friends.
Speaker 1: But I'm happy you're honest and open totally instead of well,
Speaker 1: that's also coming from people who actually, you know, are
Speaker 1: not going to freak out and go insane because we're
Speaker 1: not insecure totally. So it's like, like, you do the
Speaker 1: work whatever, I would love to I'd rather hear that.
Speaker 1: And I feel like the other people who are ghosting
Speaker 1: are so insecure that they're probably afraid of the other
Speaker 1: person's that's gonna they're gonna yell out in confrontation, and
Speaker 1: I get it, but like, you will be better off,
Speaker 1: trust me, because I'm going to see your ass at
Speaker 1: a fucking party and I'm going to say all over
Speaker 1: New York City and or all over the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so why make it awkward? That's what sucks. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: The thing that chraps my ass is like how small
Speaker 2: the gay community is where it's like, yeah, I did
Speaker 2: it this person? And I did not well or whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with this, and someone was like, well, who
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't know them? They do who is it?
Speaker 1: And then I say the name and it's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this person.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like I'm in hell because I'm just like,
Speaker 2: it makes you feel like you're in like a rat maze,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, no matter what, you're
Speaker 2: gonna end up at like a dead end, like you're
Speaker 2: gonna run out of like which is a crazy thought.
Speaker 2: But I do think it's worse in LA than New York.
Speaker 2: Like my bit is like there's like six million gays
Speaker 2: in New York and thirty three in Los Angeles. Like, so,
Speaker 2: like broadening scope in terms of dating has become like
Speaker 2: important to me because I kind of do want ultimately
Speaker 2: my partner to be someone that's like my partner, Like
Speaker 2: I don't really want to hear about their history, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Totally yeah, because there could be one hundred days in
Speaker 1: a room and ninety nine and ninety nine I fucked
Speaker 1: each other, literally all fucked each other. That's a river fifteen.
Speaker 1: There could be on launch days.
Speaker 2: Fucked each other. But only takes one to believe in you.
Speaker 2: And that's about the Cooper. Well, yes, wait, hard lunch
Speaker 2: with GG. Though hard Lunch with GG, we dispel the rumors.
Speaker 2: They hard launched their relationship on one of those. So
Speaker 2: she posted a carousel and it was number in the carousel.
Speaker 2: We just talked about carousel.
Speaker 1: Hey you good? Are you good? Carousel?
Speaker 2: I'm having a full blown stroke, both of you.
Speaker 1: I had strokes today this morning. I mean, God forbid,
Speaker 1: but literally you just got We just gone for a plane.
Speaker 1: I'm still jet lagged as hell. Yeah, well I understand.
Speaker 1: We just did the best carousel at the Universe in Orlando.
Speaker 1: You have to go. It's in Celestial Park. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: You Hermona should go to Caramana should go to Orlando, Orlando.
Speaker 1: Why haven't you been on that show? I originally auditioned
Speaker 1: for it the What's His Faces? Stand by and rentals
Speaker 1: and you actually got me the audition. Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: And then I went in but it was or he
Speaker 1: had told them he was like, you should really see
Speaker 1: Connie for this. But it was like back in the
Speaker 1: day when I was so young, and it was the
Speaker 1: time when they weren't giving scripts out to anybody. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. So I had to go in at
Speaker 1: ten am learn that crazy songs. And then they're like,
Speaker 1: by see you at noon or two. When you auditioned
Speaker 1: in front of the whole team without knowing any material,
Speaker 1: you're just like have fun like sight read this and
Speaker 1: then here's here's the side and just cold read. I
Speaker 1: was like, are you kidding me? And then they were like,
Speaker 1: you're not the right type of funny, and I said,
Speaker 1: that's the right type of funny. I am comedy. It's
Speaker 1: like you've become Fanny Bryce. Yeah, I'll show you, like,
Speaker 1: why would you?
Speaker 3: Why would you see that's a devastating thing. Maybe told
Speaker 3: her that you're not the right kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I know, is that sad? Do you? That was the
Speaker 1: Book of Mormon who we missed If they did miss
Speaker 1: of course it was too.
Speaker 2: Andrew was incredible. All of them were incredible. Too fucking high.
Speaker 2: I am a high baritone.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to pussy pop these notes and
Speaker 1: have a mental breakdown. Yehows a week on.
Speaker 2: Stage to be like, I believe I'm not gonna it's
Speaker 2: too I'm like, also, can we lower the keys for men.
Speaker 1: That's an I don't think so that. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: to you later. Yeah, yeah, the jig is up. We
Speaker 1: all do not have to be screaming, fucking like mixy
Speaker 1: Bitchesen just said. Bowen is a countertemer. No.
Speaker 2: First of all, you said something so press on the
Speaker 2: other day, which is being born with an a mab
Speaker 2: voice as a curse.
Speaker 1: It's true, it's true. It's true. Culture didn't not make
Speaker 1: that a rule. Being born with a voice is a curse.
Speaker 1: We're off to the races on rules today. Absolutely, rules
Speaker 1: are coming in hot. Can I say something though?
Speaker 3: Someone commented, and I just I I made a mistake
Speaker 3: of reading the comments on the sketch I did with
Speaker 3: Gaga where we sang Wonderful Tonight and someone was like,
Speaker 3: Bone's only a Bone's only a scream singer. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I just can I just pull back the curtain and
Speaker 3: say that I am proud of myself for just being
Speaker 3: present with one of our great rehearsals, Lady Gaga. She
Speaker 3: wanted to run that song a bajillion times, and we
Speaker 3: delayed rehearsals for it because I was like, no, we're
Speaker 3: getting this right. Because she looks at me to go,
Speaker 3: I think it'll be funnier if we're really good at it,
Speaker 3: And I said.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I always think that about musical comedy.
Speaker 1: If it's absolutely so much funnier, I agree.
Speaker 3: And then we were just we had to find that
Speaker 3: we like auditioned like seven different keys, and I somehow
Speaker 3: kept my shit together next to Stephanie Germanada, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm with you wherever you want to go
Speaker 3: and whatever. I'm not like, I'm only bringing this up
Speaker 3: because the keys are hard, and any any a mab
Speaker 3: voice that has to adapt to a key is doing
Speaker 3: a lot of a lot of emotional labor just for
Speaker 3: for themselves in the audience.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying that Gaga was fucking incredible. All
Speaker 1: that was not. That was not screamsing easy, and it
Speaker 1: was not screamsaying it.
Speaker 2: I actually was impressed by how effortless it felt like
Speaker 2: you were kind of just like tossing it up there,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, really proud of you.
Speaker 3: But the last time I felt that way that I
Speaker 3: was like tossing up was at Chremanica Ball.
Speaker 2: Well, you want to know why, because when you're on
Speaker 2: mushrooms for the best thing the world. It's actually location
Speaker 2: number sixteen when you're in the mushrooms to the best
Speaker 2: singer in the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what so you'r would you say counter baritone? No,
Speaker 3: I'm a high bar high baritone. Sorry, sorry, I mean
Speaker 3: I can like with a fierce mix. That why my
Speaker 3: mix is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: But yeah. But like everybody's like screaming now and they're like,
Speaker 1: can you full voice that, I'm like, how about you
Speaker 1: full voice? Your Yeah? Yeah, you shut up.
Speaker 2: I wrote a lot of my Christmas music when I
Speaker 2: was twenty seven, and.
Speaker 1: Hell, you can fucking.
Speaker 2: Tell me because like Lube for the sleigh, my song
Speaker 2: the bridge is a belted like ooh vowel on live,
Speaker 2: it's just.
Speaker 1: Like it's trasy totally.
Speaker 2: And you know what's funny is it's like I didn't
Speaker 2: realize I didn't know how to sing my own music
Speaker 2: until I started with a voice coach, and.
Speaker 1: It broke it all open for me.
Speaker 2: Now I like love going there like warming up your voice,
Speaker 2: Like good, do you stay on top of your vocal health?
Speaker 1: I do? I mean yes? And no, I mean I
Speaker 1: feel like after doing eighths a week is is insane
Speaker 1: and you're just like men and physically drained. So you're like,
Speaker 1: I need like a month or two off, like between
Speaker 1: gigs or like whatever. But yeah, I mean there's definitely
Speaker 1: those moments where you have to be on it, like
Speaker 1: I'll always check. It's like a sick and sick and
Speaker 1: twisted like space that you wake up and you're like
Speaker 1: hm hm hmmm. Yeah. You wake up every day and
Speaker 1: you're like I have to check. Even it's like three
Speaker 1: months the show's done and you're like, oh, I'm still
Speaker 1: checking to see if my voice is there. It's just
Speaker 1: a met It's crazy if we call it musical theater
Speaker 1: mental illness, but it's wonderful. It's not mentally. It's not
Speaker 1: mental illness. It's no, it's you got to stay on
Speaker 1: it for sure. You're keeping your chops up. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you don't know when you know Broadway is gonna
Speaker 1: call and say, hey, you're you're on. It's time to
Speaker 1: shred bitch. I just shread bitch. I mean this literally
Speaker 1: just happened after pandemic. Do you remember like the height
Speaker 1: of Broadway coming back and everything was canceled. Everybody was
Speaker 1: getting COVID for the eighth time, right, trying to get
Speaker 1: these shows back open and blah blah blah. I hadn't
Speaker 1: done Wicked for seven years. And I got a phone call.
Speaker 1: It's Christmas Eve, like two days before Christmas Eve, and
Speaker 1: I'm back in Jersey at my mom's and I'm at
Speaker 1: the gym because you know, got to get the work
Speaker 1: out and before the Christmas spirit. So I go to
Speaker 1: the gym up the street and I get a phone
Speaker 1: call from my stage manager from Wicked, who I hadn't
Speaker 1: spoken to in forever, Mary beth Abel, who I love,
Speaker 1: and she was like a she calls me Stan Constantine.
Speaker 1: If you guys didn't catch that, So then she literally
Speaker 1: calls me. She goes, mmm, Stan, I go mb. She goes,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: She's like, well, what are you doing? I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm at the gym. She's like, so, do you want
Speaker 1: to come back into the show tomorrow night? And I
Speaker 1: was like to tomorrow night? I was like what, No,
Speaker 1: not even to be Viera because I first started as
Speaker 1: the understudy. And she goes, in your original track from No.
Speaker 1: Twelve years twelve twelve, it had been like twelve years,
Speaker 1: but I hadn't been back in the show for like
Speaker 1: seven got it and I was like, ma'am, you want
Speaker 1: me to put that skirt track on and you want
Speaker 1: me to, like, I don't know, lift a bitch stage
Speaker 1: right four in the dark and be a Coggona wheel
Speaker 1: And she was like yeah, yeah, basically she's like you
Speaker 1: remember it right. I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: She goes, You'll be fine. I marched my ass to
Speaker 1: that theater, got back into my old costumes because the
Speaker 1: best thing about Wicked is these motherfuckers have your costumes
Speaker 1: in crazy ziploc bags in a warehouse and they just
Speaker 1: call and assistant and they're like, get Knnie Rousilli's costume
Speaker 1: from circa twenty ten, blah blah blah, shoes and all
Speaker 1: literally in a beautiful package, Oh my gosh, blaid out
Speaker 1: on this dressing room table. And you're like, wait, this
Speaker 1: is loll am I going to fit into this because
Speaker 1: I was a twink back then, you did you know what?
Speaker 1: I have a fat ass and a bad attitude and
Speaker 1: I went right into it. Wow, great attitude, great attitude. No,
Speaker 1: it was great, but it was crazy. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is psychotic speaking of you know, just getting random
Speaker 1: phone calls and having to be ready.
Speaker 3: Well, oh my god, you're describing two impossible situations, one
Speaker 3: involving site reading, which is that and that.
Speaker 1: Was crazy true. I don't read music, so I just like,
Speaker 1: I know, I don't.
Speaker 2: Even understand what they like. My thing is like okay,
Speaker 2: so and probably this is a little bit the deal.
Speaker 2: But it's like do you want it to be good
Speaker 2: or do you want it to be not good? And
Speaker 2: maybe sometimes they want it to be not good so
Speaker 2: they can just like like invalidate people. But like that's
Speaker 2: so often you speak a little bit. What the fuck
Speaker 2: is auditioning for musical theater? I did it twice.
Speaker 1: And it is little. It's hell.
Speaker 2: They give you like eighty seven fucking packets of material
Speaker 2: and like haha, learn this in one day, and you're like,
Speaker 2: wait a second, I have to now back in the
Speaker 2: day when we started, I had to hire a pianist.
Speaker 1: Get yeah, put it down on a stupid like voice,
Speaker 1: which is money by the CEO. Yeah yeah, money and
Speaker 1: time and like you know, going to just higher penis
Speaker 1: is like at least one hundred dollars and I'm like, cool,
Speaker 1: can you just play this for me? And like plunk
Speaker 1: this out? So I can learn it within four hours.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy. They give you the stuff and
Speaker 1: then they want you to be as off book as possible,
Speaker 1: so it's like you're going in and failing so challenging.
Speaker 1: So that's such a setup, and then it's like you're like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm really good for this part. I remember being like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, this is really something that I'm dying to do,
Speaker 1: and I'm really good for it. And it's just written
Speaker 1: musically a little bit too high because the person who
Speaker 1: did it in the fucking workshop or the reading, you know,
Speaker 1: has a higher voice than you. And there's this thing
Speaker 1: in musical theater that the higher you sing, the better
Speaker 1: vocalist you are. And we have to stop that narrabi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it makes me crazy because like, well, all these
Speaker 1: little like now mixy girls who are like screaming tits,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, she's the best voice in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she sounds generic as hell. You sound basic,
Speaker 1: sound like mixed a lot, Mighty Mouse. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear that mix, Like where's give me a Bernadette Peters,
Speaker 1: give me? Like give me a.
Speaker 2: Give me a give me like Carol Channing.
Speaker 1: I don't know give me a fucking actor again, Like,
Speaker 1: give me somebody who can act the fuck out of
Speaker 1: something and then be able to sing and then put
Speaker 1: it in their key. So that's why when I wrote Titanic,
Speaker 1: I said, I never want anybody in this business. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at you, Okay, to come in for me. If
Speaker 1: I ever read another musical again, I want you to
Speaker 1: do it. I want I want them to feel as
Speaker 1: comfortable as possible, because I never want that feeling of
Speaker 1: like I am so right for this, but I just
Speaker 1: can't standing what key do you want it in? I'd
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you're incredible. I want you so what
Speaker 1: is going to be? What is going to be so
Speaker 1: comfortable for you? Ehows a week? I want you to
Speaker 1: be able to sing that. I could cry literally, I
Speaker 1: was like and people would be like, I've never been
Speaker 1: in a room like this before, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I know, I've been there, and I've had like full
Speaker 1: on crazy panic attacks after being like, you know, I
Speaker 1: fucked myself and I'll never get seen for this casting
Speaker 1: director again. And they saw the worst of me because
Speaker 1: I was too high and I cracked, and like then
Speaker 1: you just go through a spiral and then you hate
Speaker 1: your instrument, and you're like, no, no, no, you should love
Speaker 1: your instrument. This is what you were like blessed with.
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know, I want to show you
Speaker 1: the actual true self of my of you know, my
Speaker 1: voice and my talent. So like having a fuck key
Speaker 1: and changing it is not a big deal, I don't think.
Speaker 1: So that's like reight off applause. I mean that was
Speaker 1: really important.
Speaker 2: I remember, like like Henry is so in like these
Speaker 2: these musical directors are they can do it.
Speaker 1: They can, but it's their ego too, like no, it's
Speaker 1: gonna sound better like that, and they just then they
Speaker 1: fight you, and I'm like, hey, actually the naked ear,
Speaker 1: sorry babe, No one's going to know the difference. You know,
Speaker 1: if you lower this half a step, no one's going
Speaker 1: to know because in your voice, in your voice, whatever
Speaker 1: key is going to be your climactic belt or like
Speaker 1: the climax of the song is going to sound unbelievable
Speaker 1: because it's in your line, in context of concept of
Speaker 1: the song, and it's in context of your of your
Speaker 1: talent and of your gift. It's like, hello, no one
Speaker 1: knows if I'm hitting a fucking A or a D.
Speaker 2: Unless they're like those those people with like perfect pitch
Speaker 2: that are like that want to tell you about.
Speaker 1: I don't need to know, Yeah, I don't. Can I
Speaker 1: say something, Yeah, I don't need to know. I don't
Speaker 1: need to know that you have perfect pitch. It's actually
Speaker 1: the culture number seventeen. I don't need to know the pitch.
Speaker 1: That's great and that's on period and that's on period
Speaker 1: and culture. We should ask the question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, constantin Brazil, what is the culture that made you say?
Speaker 3: Culture is for me the formative culture that made you
Speaker 3: movement of the formative culture. Okay, Gay, many answers, there's there's,
Speaker 3: there's many.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just will always remember, I mean clearly trl. Oh.
Speaker 2: I saw Carson Dilly this morning and I was so gagged,
Speaker 2: Like he just walks around today's show like that's what
Speaker 2: he's doing now, and I'm like, that's Carson.
Speaker 1: I know. That was like for me. I remember coming
Speaker 1: up rushing home, getting off the bus, yeah, throwing my
Speaker 1: backpack on the counter and being like here's the sandwich, ma,
Speaker 1: and then grabbing like a diet coke and sitting my
Speaker 1: fat ass on the couch with a bag of chips.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was a fat hit growing up. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 2: she was a husky mama. Yes, we shopped at the
Speaker 2: husky section, drink.
Speaker 1: A diet coke chips and like number one again and
Speaker 1: I'd be like learning choreo, putting in the vhs to
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, my god, the video is
Speaker 1: gonna play, and then my sister sort of come in
Speaker 1: and then she would annoy me and I'm like, shut
Speaker 1: up the videos playing. It's Britney. I mean, yeah, the
Speaker 1: same person that's sick like he's number one Britney fan.
Speaker 1: Of course, like I'm not going to take that. You
Speaker 1: can't even you can't. I mean it's she'll literally blow
Speaker 1: me up and throw poop at my face. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: So on the Carousel t r L Rock t r
Speaker 1: L was like that, let me have it, truly, let
Speaker 1: me have it, and it like shaped everything. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wanted, you know, highlights, and I went to the
Speaker 1: local cvs and like had this whole hair dying fiasco
Speaker 1: in mythroom.
Speaker 2: Who was the who was the person that inspired that
Speaker 2: the most? Was there like a because there was JT
Speaker 2: doing his like frosted girls.
Speaker 1: I think it was. I think it was. It was
Speaker 1: Nick Backstreet Boys, Nick Carter, Wow, that was the first
Speaker 1: concert I ever saw. It was Backstreet Boys. Great one,
Speaker 1: but they let me have it. Yeah, they sing. They
Speaker 1: were fantastic. They sing down and choo and choreo.
Speaker 3: We'd have to explain something to because I guess there
Speaker 3: are younger listeners who don't understand the impact of Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh, the boy bands, like it was. It was a
Speaker 1: girl band. It was girl girl bands. Boy bands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys have no idea what it did to us.
Speaker 3: First email I ever sent from a computer in the
Speaker 3: business center of like some strangers apartment building that we
Speaker 3: went to for like a family dinner in Canada was
Speaker 3: to the official Backstreet Boys fan site account, like Hi,
Speaker 3: I want to say hi to Nick Carter.
Speaker 1: I love you. This is Bowen and my first email
Speaker 1: you sent a little gay little game Nick. He really
Speaker 1: was the He was the one.
Speaker 2: And then as you get old Kevin, Kevin Kelevin, you
Speaker 2: can get it.
Speaker 1: Howie I met back stage at SNL fifty, the.
Speaker 2: Sweetest guy I wanted to funk bad aj Oh he's
Speaker 2: bad boy a J could get.
Speaker 1: He had little beanie and his goatee and his tattoos.
Speaker 1: Also the also that the vocals on AJ. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was the he was kind of the sound of that group.
Speaker 1: It was not Nick. It was Mick would float in
Speaker 1: with his little nasally tenor what it's like justin Timmerlake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the same thing has the boys. J C taught me
Speaker 1: everything I know. Same.
Speaker 3: Kevin was mysterious. Oh no, I'm sorry, I need to
Speaker 3: correct it. It was not Howie that my backstage. It was
Speaker 3: a Jane.
Speaker 1: A j was so sweet. Yeah, a j is a doll.
Speaker 1: Age is a doll. But Kevin. I think Kevin is hot.
Speaker 1: Kevin Kevin's gorge like stunning, stunning like hasn't changed at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: h boy is TRL was and Ricky Martin al let
Speaker 1: me have it? Who Yeah? Did he do something to
Speaker 1: his face because she looks unbelievable. He's always been beautiful. No,
Speaker 1: I mean he's a vibe. He was my vibe live
Speaker 1: in La Vita, fucking Loca fucking punched me in the clowns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so hard back in the day, and I could only
Speaker 1: go to Coconuts and or Sam Goody if you remember
Speaker 1: that where we had to I don't know, go to
Speaker 1: a place to receive music. Everybody you know jen a
Speaker 1: who there, you just get it on your phone. I
Speaker 1: had to wait, and I would be pissed. I would
Speaker 1: go to every like CD store to like try and
Speaker 1: get this album when Ricky Martin came out and.
Speaker 2: It could be sold out. This is like US was
Speaker 2: streaming now where it's like, oh, I can pre save it.
Speaker 2: There's like leaks early, It's like no whiz. Truly, I
Speaker 2: remember like needing desperately to get there on the day Oops,
Speaker 2: I did it again came out of the album because
Speaker 2: I was like, it might not be there for a week.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be gone in their line, wait in line.
Speaker 3: You had to drive to Borders and yeah, the CD
Speaker 3: wouldn't be there. You could go to another Sam Goodie
Speaker 3: you fucking yeah. It was coconuts coke. What's is that
Speaker 3: a Jersey thing?
Speaker 1: I think that's a Jersey thing or maybe it's tritate.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but I'm a store. I love it
Speaker 1: was crazy, but yeah, I would be pissed. And the
Speaker 1: only thing that I my scroungy little hands got up
Speaker 1: got on was Ricky Martin's living ly Via look on cassette.
Speaker 1: So I had to then wait, Okay, then you guys,
Speaker 1: we got to wait. Cassette ended you to rewind, rewind,
Speaker 1: having to flip it and reverse it. Wait, and then
Speaker 1: the other side was like the Spanish side. So I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, nowish, do you.
Speaker 2: Think I'm not off? Book on No Miamis by Jennifer
Speaker 2: Lopez and Mark Antony, I have news for you.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of not, but I was at one point, guys,
Speaker 1: now that's comedy. That's called it's you know, it's everything.
Speaker 2: My favorite Rickey Martin song. It's a ballad, which one
Speaker 2: Jesus that one you guys vocals.
Speaker 1: It is twelve fifty five and we are singing down.
Speaker 1: I'm not singing the y'all are, but you could be.
Speaker 1: I could be. Yeah, I got I gotta luba up.
Speaker 1: But wait, she's all I ever had. That was everything.
Speaker 3: Titanique Dukebox Musical for Ricky. Would you do a duke
Speaker 3: Box musical again?
Speaker 1: Or yeah? No, write write your own Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna write my own music. That's We'll do
Speaker 1: the book, that's what. Yeah, we'll do the book for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, MGM Fox, everybody come to us. We
Speaker 1: have guru. I mean, just hire us. But kinds of question.
Speaker 1: How can Titanique be on the West End but not Broadway?
Speaker 1: Good question, Yeah, but I'll get it. Tell us I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think here's the thing, you know, you
Speaker 1: there's different models. Sure, I would say there's different models
Speaker 1: for every show.
Speaker 2: You know. We were this random jukebox musical that came
Speaker 2: out right after pandemic.
Speaker 1: So I think our producers, you know, trying to keep
Speaker 1: it small in the sense of like, let's build the
Speaker 1: brand and not go too hard, you know, and then
Speaker 1: it started like really picking up speed and momentum, and
Speaker 1: I think we had an opportunity in the height of it,
Speaker 1: like when we when Marlon and I were gonna leave,
Speaker 1: it was like June of twenty twenty three. I mean
Speaker 1: it was like I looked at in the audience and
Speaker 1: it was like you guys again, and like that's it,
Speaker 1: you guys again again, and it was like, you know, Marco,
Speaker 1: Robbie and Matt Boehmer, who is the hottest person I've
Speaker 1: ever seen that Matt Connie from Titanic. We never met
Speaker 1: backstage because you left and I was pissed. But you
Speaker 1: made me so nervous and nobody ever does. So I
Speaker 1: love you he's pretty beautiful, yah, gorge. And then it
Speaker 1: was like you know, Lauren, and then Lauren was there,
Speaker 1: I ru Paul and just like all these people, and
Speaker 1: You're like looking on the audience, You're like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is happening? Yeah, like this was we never expected
Speaker 1: any of that to happen. So you're sitting there and
Speaker 1: you're just like, Okay, maybe this is going to transfer
Speaker 1: and this is going to go to Broadway and I
Speaker 1: just you know, I don't know what happened. You know,
Speaker 1: there's never a it could possibly happen again. I think
Speaker 1: we were we were fighting the parody of it all,
Speaker 1: you know, and especially in the business, are like, oh, snooty,
Speaker 1: this is Broadway. We don't do parodies. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know, it's but it's a new comedy and clearly
Speaker 1: the world loves it and we just want an Olivier
Speaker 1: which is like the Tony's of London. Yeah, and for
Speaker 1: you know, it's bringing theater back, and I'm like, can't
Speaker 1: we just like have fun again and just laugh and
Speaker 1: we don't have to always learn lessons when we go
Speaker 1: to the theater and it doesn't have to be this
Speaker 1: like highbrow crazy story about mental illness and pills and exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's I mean, Alice, Lauren, Hello, it's really pertinent.
Speaker 1: So I just think there's there's room for everything. There's
Speaker 1: room for everything on Broadway, and I and I wish
Speaker 1: sometimes tis the big wigs of Broadway didn't like, look
Speaker 1: down to a comedy that is just like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a dumb comedy. Meanwhile, comedy is harder than dramas
Speaker 1: you guys, O. Mary is like, I mean look at
Speaker 1: I mean example, Cole. I am so beyond and inspired
Speaker 1: by them. That was one of the craziest things and
Speaker 1: most incredible things I've ever seen. The cast everything, so
Speaker 1: it's like, yes, cool, fun, crazy, weird, new work is allowed,
Speaker 1: We're allowed to play and clearly it's working. The people
Speaker 1: want it, so yeah, I don't know. Hopefully, maybe we
Speaker 1: will one day get there.
Speaker 2: But I think right now is just we we kept
Speaker 2: it as an off Broadway show, and I think it
Speaker 2: just sat there and I think we were building the
Speaker 2: brand and it just was like our little baby that
Speaker 2: just is waiting, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's like there's something about it that
Speaker 2: felt like you got it, especially when it is a
Speaker 2: cool underground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a cool underground thing. Yeah, if you
Speaker 3: saw it, it will always be a unicorn. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a magical unicorn, like the like whatever. Like this is
Speaker 3: the what Katherine O'Hara says in about movies. It's like
Speaker 3: a great movie is great forever, Like a great show
Speaker 3: like that is literally great forever, and you are it
Speaker 3: is literally around the world.
Speaker 1: You should be.
Speaker 2: So that's so beautiful, like to have an extension of you,
Speaker 2: like I always this is the stupidest, dumbest comparison that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking in the camera. I know how dumb
Speaker 1: I am. Okay, I know. I don't need you to
Speaker 1: tell me.
Speaker 2: I think that this podcast is popular because I had
Speaker 2: people telling me how dumb I am.
Speaker 1: I know that I am for years. Person.
Speaker 2: I know what I'm gonna say is it's like when
Speaker 2: you book a pre show at a theme park and
Speaker 2: you live forever hundreds of times a day and you
Speaker 2: don't even know it. Ye, Like Titanique is every night
Speaker 2: around the world, sometimes twice a day, is making people happy.
Speaker 2: You are like writing and performing all the time without
Speaker 2: even doing that, And that is such a beautiful thing
Speaker 2: about our and.
Speaker 1: Theme barks, thank you. Honestly, that is the best woman ever.
Speaker 1: I am so like I was watching I went to
Speaker 1: the Universal when we were there.
Speaker 2: I was there the day before with my sister, and
Speaker 2: they have the Bourne Stunt Tacular, which is yes, a
Speaker 2: Jason Bourne stunt show, and Julius Stiles does the pre
Speaker 2: show serving Jacket and Julius Stiles serves this pre show
Speaker 2: so hard, and I'm like, she has to know, Julia,
Speaker 2: you have to know you're giving.
Speaker 1: Into the Girls of Times for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: You're up there giving the Jacket of a lifetime. My
Speaker 2: favorite part of it. And then we don't talk about
Speaker 2: this anymore. Is she's dead in the movie series like spoiler,
Speaker 2: Like Julia Styles fully she gets blown up and she
Speaker 2: gets blown up and like literally lays in the street
Speaker 2: like this. And then in the pre show she goes
Speaker 2: Jason believes I'm dead and they show her death like
Speaker 2: and I'm like, cause you are. She's alive though, I
Speaker 2: guess now, so if you were a huge fan of
Speaker 2: the Julia Styles character in the Bourne movies, She's alive.
Speaker 1: Alive. Also, bring back Save the Last Stamp? Can I
Speaker 1: tell you something? Yes, I think that might be our
Speaker 1: next musical. Why not? Okay, we are coming over with
Speaker 1: that idea right now. I'm coming with that idea right
Speaker 1: now because you know what they're literally doing ten things
Speaker 1: I hate about you. Yeah, I know, you know what
Speaker 1: else is gonna be good? And I'm gonna throw it
Speaker 1: out there center stage. Oh full parody of center stage.
Speaker 1: Really that's me. That's a niche market. Everybody, go watch it.
Speaker 1: Go watch it. Niche is over. It doesn't matter. It's everything.
Speaker 1: That's everything. Yeah, it's everything. It's it was that shaped
Speaker 1: me back in the day to talk about culture. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's go. Let's go back to this t r
Speaker 1: L center stage.
Speaker 2: It's always tell Donya's that like sort of like entrance
Speaker 2: into the main the mainstream.
Speaker 1: We like where we did. We put it on on
Speaker 1: Fire Island one year. We just like had it play
Speaker 1: in the backgroum where we were like making it and
Speaker 1: like Donna Murphy like co. I was just talking about
Speaker 1: this with Christopher Wielden, who is a very good friend,
Speaker 1: who's you know, our girl from MJ you know, ballet
Speaker 1: down such as the Stars, and we were chatting about
Speaker 1: it and he was just like, yeah, he worked on
Speaker 1: that movie told me all the tea we'll talk about after.
Speaker 1: Honestly unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I believes the beginning of her career was literally center
Speaker 2: Stage and then cross.
Speaker 1: Roads when she was she pregnant in it? In Crossroad?
Speaker 1: Was she was she the pregnant won or was that
Speaker 1: Taron Mannings think about that trio Kim ConTroll and Kim
Speaker 1: was the mom. I mean that is crazy. And then
Speaker 1: Coyote Ugly. This is like the year of movies.
Speaker 2: Coyote Ugly is something I watch whenever it's on and
Speaker 2: also is one of the hottest sex scenes ever if
Speaker 2: you watched the extended version.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, do you remember that my favorite scene? What?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite scene from Coyote Ugly? I'm about to
Speaker 1: blow your damn mind? Is it? I don't know what
Speaker 1: is it? It's mine? Is the sex scene? No, I'm
Speaker 1: asking you what your mine is the scene? It's like.
Speaker 1: His name is Adam Garcia. He was also a fierro.
Speaker 1: He was in London. Yes, this very he is the hottest.
Speaker 1: Look him up, I ever he was beautiful hair.
Speaker 2: He was a beautiful beautiful like dark like black hair. Honestly,
Speaker 2: kind of looks like Matt Bohmer.
Speaker 1: Yes, but like a little bit more like you. No,
Speaker 1: he had curly like those did you have like the
Speaker 1: curly locks? I almost used the word supple supple. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one everything the camera, show the camera like, get
Speaker 1: into it, hold on, hold on, got okay. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: there was a whole scene where he did the strip tease.
Speaker 1: This is the best thing body. Yes, yes, what's what's
Speaker 1: the favorite? Do you remember when? Do you have ever
Speaker 1: seen it? Okay? Track off? Yeah, go home now sorry, Tyra,
Speaker 1: Do you remember when she when she goes and brings
Speaker 1: her cassette tape to like the label, Yes, I do,
Speaker 1: and it's the and it's that fierce black woman who's
Speaker 1: sitting there and she's like on her phone and then
Speaker 1: she gives it and she goes, hey, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: can I leave this for you? And she was like, honey,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: My daughter tells me that she's a beast sexual and
Speaker 2: that she hates me more than anybody else in the
Speaker 2: home of the fucking world. Now let me tell you
Speaker 2: how can I make your dreams come true? Because I
Speaker 2: am dying to know Monologue for the Stars.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's part of the whole movie TikTok
Speaker 1: let me have it. I need to find her daughter
Speaker 1: unbelievable tells me she hates me more than anyone else
Speaker 1: in the world. Yeah, now let me tell you. Now,
Speaker 1: tell me how I can make your dreams. I'm dying
Speaker 1: to know. Where is the for that? Isn't that?
Speaker 3: It was the best monologue I have ever seen in
Speaker 3: a movie. That's like one of those like doubt style
Speaker 3: like actors pops.
Speaker 2: In she.
Speaker 1: Needed Aron. It was my I mean I still remember it.
Speaker 1: That was like twenty five years ago. Something is just.
Speaker 2: Something wrong with me from that era though, from this
Speaker 2: era that we're specifically talking about, like our brains being
Speaker 2: like truly spongy in a way where it's like now
Speaker 2: I can put on movies from that time or movies
Speaker 2: that I was watching at that time, like Grease.
Speaker 1: Off book, off book, off book, Yeah, off book on, Clueless,
Speaker 1: off book on, like Bringing On. You can quote anything
Speaker 1: from Bringing On truly anything we met but Red before
Speaker 1: Still we did meet a Big Red.
Speaker 2: We literally Big Red who's also the tea. Yes she was, Lindsay.
Speaker 2: She came up and she we're at coach Helly were leaving.
Speaker 2: I think Charlie X and she came up, and this
Speaker 2: woman comes up and she's so kind, and she goes,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I just want to say, I listened
Speaker 2: to your podcast with my daughter. She's right over here,
Speaker 2: and the daughter is so cute in waves and they
Speaker 2: we're like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: she goes, I played big Red and then we bring
Speaker 1: it on and we both she looks the girl we know.
Speaker 2: In fact, I think it was a little dark or whatever.
Speaker 2: But I'm so happy, she said, because the second she did,
Speaker 2: I literally.
Speaker 1: Like, You're like torch, and now I pass the torch.
Speaker 1: The ballots are in and one girl has to win.
Speaker 2: She's she's fun and now she's one to toss the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: We've done it on this podcast before, and these very
Speaker 1: we are gay as hell.
Speaker 2: She was so nice and then I had this like
Speaker 2: lovely dam exchange of her after where I really because
Speaker 2: I didn't realize in the moment that she was also
Speaker 2: on Sabrina, which I watched.
Speaker 1: I wore that show out. My first Harvey friend. You
Speaker 1: kind of you Harvey? Okay, your where is Harvey? Where
Speaker 1: is Harvey? Handsome boy? There? Harve Well you know what
Speaker 1: happened to Generali Green h Also, she was I think
Speaker 1: she understudied alphabat when we were friends in l A
Speaker 1: talent like But do you remember when she was in
Speaker 1: what was that? Oh my god, I'm having a blank
Speaker 1: off Broadway show with John Hill and Michael Arden and
Speaker 1: Atalie Joy Johnson and oh my god, this is a
Speaker 1: great grip. It was today. I would bout like the
Speaker 1: two gay boys in Catholic High School and they fall
Speaker 1: in love. Oh my god, what is it called? I
Speaker 1: don't remember it either, boys and Catholic High School? And
Speaker 1: I like that as a title, Wicked Wicked. I like
Speaker 1: it as the title is remember anyway. But Jenna wasn't
Speaker 1: that she was She was leading that vocals down sometimes
Speaker 1: watch I'm sure I'm with the right people to share Alpha.
Speaker 2: Just a compilation of Wicked Witch of the East, which
Speaker 2: I think is the is the best, gives you a
Speaker 2: big full belt run for her money.
Speaker 1: Jenna's incredible. I love it. It's the best. Why is
Speaker 1: it it on the album? That's why I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: Sla tutorial is of uh which the East? That is
Speaker 1: that ignored territory? That what is slime? Tutorial. That's territory.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, does that count as slame tutorial? Yeah? What's
Speaker 1: slime tutorial? It's like it's just like a it's like bootlegs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cuts of things, but it's like Chris, it's like
Speaker 3: Christmas haunting you. Oh shirt, I might be I might
Speaker 3: be misusing the term.
Speaker 1: I like it. I could use it speaking of slime.
Speaker 2: This was Nickelodeon culture. This is also around that time
Speaker 2: the TRL Nickelodeon. This was nineteen ninety nine, two thousand.
Speaker 2: This was the millennium.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was the time. What was Sabrina? Sabrina was on?
Speaker 2: Or No?
Speaker 1: Was it ABC?
Speaker 2: Was it part of t G I F it was? Yeah,
Speaker 2: t g IF went so hard. I know, I couldn't
Speaker 2: wait because what were we going to do on a Friday.
Speaker 2: Let's go to our friend's house.
Speaker 1: And now not me. No.
Speaker 2: I would get on the bus on Friday and my mom,
Speaker 2: who would just walk me to the bus. I would
Speaker 2: I would look out the window because I was this
Speaker 2: is a weird thing. I was really afraid of the bus.
Speaker 2: I used to get I have anxiety attacks about getting
Speaker 2: on the bus and not having anyone to sit with.
Speaker 2: So I would get on the bus through middle school
Speaker 2: and high school, not not through high school through elementary school.
Speaker 1: In middle school, this was the thing.
Speaker 2: So I'd get on the bus and look out the
Speaker 2: window like terrified, like me like dying, shaking, and my
Speaker 2: mom would go to remind me that it was coming
Speaker 2: on later. It would make it would make me feel
Speaker 2: so much better because I knew that if I just
Speaker 2: could get through school, I could watch t G I
Speaker 2: F Meets.
Speaker 1: World, Boy meets World. Topanga hair those tits? Can you
Speaker 1: imagine a woman named Topanga? Literally like get out of here?
Speaker 1: I love that. I love to Pango? Like, who thought
Speaker 1: that was a good idea? Obviously someone genius? To a
Speaker 1: canyon the lived Do you think she was named after
Speaker 1: the canyon in which she was? Where else are they
Speaker 1: pulling that?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: Because it was a slut from the pang from the
Speaker 1: canyon to Panga that was there were the first power
Speaker 1: company were? And then Dawson's Creek came after, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: all of it, and then Buffy and Charmed. Would you
Speaker 1: a Buffy gay? Oh my god? Was I a Buffy?
Speaker 1: So when Sarah Michelle Geller came to see the show,
Speaker 1: were you dead? Oh my god, I'm so I was
Speaker 1: so dead. I mean, and Sarah came like three times.
Speaker 1: Oh really it was so nice? Yeah, Sarah realma Reese.
Speaker 1: Did Brian come? Yes? Ryan came out. He was the best,
Speaker 1: of course, he were so the most. She was really nice,
Speaker 1: lovely person. He came up to me after and he's like,
Speaker 1: way to keep the val Mountain name alive? Man, And
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to make out with you now.
Speaker 1: I'm literally obsessed. Oh my god's so wonderful. Sarah is
Speaker 1: so wonderful. Only were the best things about Sarah Michelle
Speaker 1: same Michell Geller is it also looks exactly the same.
Speaker 1: She's having like she's having renaissance. Yeah, she's the best.
Speaker 1: I love her so much.
Speaker 2: You know what I would like to see I would
Speaker 2: like to I know they're doing a new season of Buffy.
Speaker 2: I would like to see SMG in the new season
Speaker 2: of White Lotus. I feel like Sarah Michelle Geller she
Speaker 2: will let you have It would tear up some because
Speaker 2: people forget how dramatically good she is. Ye Oh, I
Speaker 2: feel like people don't remember that she was giving you versatility.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, cruel intentions.
Speaker 1: She was like what twenty one iconic, the best performance
Speaker 1: I have still to this day, one of the best
Speaker 1: performances I've ever seen on film, all three of them.
Speaker 2: When they signed her Coke Vial at the end and
Speaker 2: just a single tear comes down her face because she
Speaker 2: knows her up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She there's a new season about you, or new it's
Speaker 2: think it's I think it's just I think they're rebooting
Speaker 2: it as a show.
Speaker 1: Right, I thought, I know what you did last summer,
Speaker 1: same same thing. I still know what you're doing. Remember
Speaker 1: the thrillers, like when we were in the Scary Movies
Speaker 1: and screamed, yes Kate and Robertson is j Robinson? Did
Speaker 1: I still know? She did? Someone great? Et cetera. Those
Speaker 1: were guys. We lived in great times. Did you know
Speaker 1: Apster God? Remember Lime? Do you remember that Rhapsody? Of
Speaker 1: course I had all of them. They would all go
Speaker 1: I would. I would completely fuck up my mother's computer
Speaker 1: every five minutes, take its to Toshiba, and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: you crashed the computer again, con But I was like, sorry, girl,
Speaker 1: I had to download that song that took forty eight hours. Wow.
Speaker 1: Are you deeply connected to your Greek roots? Yes?
Speaker 2: I am the greekest person ever. Yeah, because I don't
Speaker 2: have like Greek culture in my life, but.
Speaker 1: I feel like you do. Here you go, I'm right
Speaker 1: in front of you. She is. I am the epitome
Speaker 1: of my big fact Greek wedding. Yeah, there are there
Speaker 1: are good I am Joey Fitzton. No, I'm near Virdallos.
Speaker 1: There are columns in front of my house, so this day,
Speaker 1: Greek columns. There was plastic on the furniture of my
Speaker 1: entire fucking life in that room that nobody can go
Speaker 1: inst on the remote. No, No, that's crazy, but that's
Speaker 1: an Asian thing. Maybe there is more germs on the platform. No,
Speaker 1: we would we still to this day there's a baby
Speaker 1: lamb for Easter that's on a spit roasted outside of
Speaker 1: my fucking house in the backyard beautiful, And people are like,
Speaker 1: what is that smell? And I'm like, it's just allowed.
Speaker 1: My mom's just like making stew from like the insides
Speaker 1: of the lamb. And I'm like, girl, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Like what is happening? We are the creak. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's sick. My sister lives behind my parents house. That's
Speaker 1: because you amazing. And also what name ran oh that's right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And also I cut you off what oh no? Also
Speaker 1: just that where I'm so Greek, like I went to
Speaker 1: Greek school. Every do Greek Orthodox, Greek Orthodox to holler,
Speaker 1: so I only it was the first eight years of
Speaker 1: my life. I've told you this.
Speaker 2: We were Greek Orthodox and we moved to a different
Speaker 2: town and we switched to Roman Catholicism because my dad
Speaker 2: goes it's basically the same, and it was the Greek.
Speaker 1: It's all in Greek and it's three hours long. You
Speaker 1: want to go to church for three hours every summer
Speaker 1: and I don't think so hard. That was cray crazy.
Speaker 1: I would have to sit there and be like yeah,
Speaker 1: dozing off, and my mom's like pay attention. I'm like
Speaker 1: to what I can't even.
Speaker 2: Understand because it was all in Greek. I didn't understand it.
Speaker 2: And then they were like basically the same. We became
Speaker 2: Roman Catholic and then I could hear what they were saying,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh fuck, this this sucks.
Speaker 1: Well because also like there's something to full about, like
Speaker 1: going to a Greek church. It's like stunning, like Byzantine
Speaker 1: art like things and art I love next to us.
Speaker 1: I mean it's donningfully, that's the church next to me. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's a Greek Orthodoxy ur huh. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: my parents, speaking of when you transferred to Catholicism, my
Speaker 1: parents when we were going to high school, we had
Speaker 1: no high school in our town. You would have to
Speaker 1: like go private or go somewhere else. And so they
Speaker 1: were like, we're gonna put you in Catholic school. And
Speaker 1: I was like wait what I was like, but I'm
Speaker 1: not Catholic, Like same thing, same thing. So then me
Speaker 1: like having to go to Mass every whatever Friday, and
Speaker 1: then I was like okay, and then I got bamboozled
Speaker 1: into singing in the choir. So then everybody called me
Speaker 1: the gay singing kid, and they're like, hey, gay singing kid,
Speaker 1: great job on our God is an awesome god. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, cool, don't even know that song. And I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here like singing like McDonald's fucking songs. That's what
Speaker 1: it felt like, because I was like, I remember in
Speaker 1: the Greek church, which it was like all like Byzantine,
Speaker 1: ancient Greeks, the best one ever.
Speaker 2: Hosanna in the highest of course, hosaninan high actually kind
Speaker 2: of country blessed is he who comes from the name
Speaker 2: of the Lord.
Speaker 1: No, it's actually they need to put it in a
Speaker 1: pop song. I think Lord should do with a mashup
Speaker 1: with Charlie. Actually should be on their album. Yes. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Did you ever remember Sweet Redeemer? That song was a banger,
Speaker 1: give it to Us. I don't go Sweet Redeemer, ah surrender,
Speaker 1: Oh I Am to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was wowwas wild. And then I used to get
Speaker 1: in trouble by the priest because my like mentor in
Speaker 1: high school, two guys Frank and Ed who I fucking
Speaker 1: love still to the say, they would always like make
Speaker 1: me just like go off like American idol style, and
Speaker 1: I was like okay, and then the priest would be
Speaker 1: like listen, son, this isn't American idol. Stop singing like that,
Speaker 1: this is church. And I was like okay. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm an extended belt. Oh i U. I used to hole.
Speaker 1: I would hold things out. People would be like, okay,
Speaker 1: singing kid, that was so fierce today, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: thanks man, that was so and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm actually not gay and they're like, ah, sure, and
Speaker 1: but yeah, I would just like go off at mass
Speaker 1: because I was like, I'm not coughlic what is this
Speaker 1: fun crazy music? We're all just goofing off, groving off. Yeah, church, But.
Speaker 3: Don't you love that you have the sort of pop
Speaker 3: star narrative of you got to start singing in the
Speaker 3: church in church choir.
Speaker 1: I sure did. I mean in the church choir in
Speaker 1: Greek church too, So like that was like, you know,
Speaker 1: hymns and ship.
Speaker 2: So that was one of the speaking of all these
Speaker 2: movies that I remember every line remember says track too,
Speaker 2: where there's that iconic scene where Lauren Hill and her
Speaker 2: friend are singing.
Speaker 1: See because.
Speaker 2: And so then at the end they're singing and the
Speaker 2: one girl goes to Laurent Hill goes to the one girl, girl,
Speaker 2: you could really make.
Speaker 1: It, and she goes, mm hmm, this is for church.
Speaker 1: When she was like she was like, uh or you
Speaker 1: clearly know that she has a better voice in Lauren Hill. Sorry,
Speaker 1: she literally and then she was like girl, She's like
Speaker 1: I just can't I can't get that you have it.
Speaker 1: I can't get that low No. And she's like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is this is for Yeah, you could really make it,
Speaker 1: could really make it. That movie is readA Marie Watkins.
Speaker 1: Get your behind upstairs, get and your head in the clouds?
Speaker 1: Aren't they making the third one? What's the okay?
Speaker 2: So we need to sit whooll be down in that chair?
Speaker 2: Actually we need to get here first of all, why
Speaker 2: hasn't that happened? You guys need to get that immediately.
Speaker 1: Then we can By the way, whoop, we tore up
Speaker 1: the magdala. Yeah. Can we talk about the fashions, yes,
Speaker 1: because you know it's current highlights highlights. Who let me
Speaker 1: have it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Tana Taylor, Tana Taylor, everything always period, always bad bunny
Speaker 2: looking like looking like the scarecrow for the Whiz and
Speaker 2: I was so here for it. Absolutely with a Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson glove, I was like, bitch, go off. What did
Speaker 2: you feel about Zendaya and being in the same look?
Speaker 3: Was it the same exact I don't know. I thought
Speaker 3: it was different takes on this. I'm okay, yeah, but
Speaker 3: by side.
Speaker 1: I will she can wear anything. I mean today is
Speaker 1: the motion stunning human in the world. But it reminded
Speaker 1: me of like you know, old Selene was backwards suit,
Speaker 1: which was iconic. But I'm like, okay, we've seen it.
Speaker 1: Let's maybe do something else for sure. Announcing baby number
Speaker 1: three Marina, baby number three, pregnant zero fox, I said
Speaker 1: n or like R three on the third d. Also,
Speaker 1: is that album actually gonna happen? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I hate that, I hate that. I hate here, don't.
Speaker 2: What the streets are saying is that she really he
Speaker 2: just likes to smoke weed and watch housewives and do
Speaker 2: the and do the fashion thing.
Speaker 1: That's what the streets I mean, we're here for that.
Speaker 1: But also, I just need one more, Just give me
Speaker 1: one more. Course, one more is pretty pretty cool. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that she doesn't want to. I
Speaker 2: just think she feels she set a really high fucking
Speaker 2: bar with Anti. I also think she genuinely enjoys these
Speaker 2: other aspects of her life and if it's coming, it
Speaker 2: is on her time.
Speaker 1: Which is as we know late. Yeah. Yeah, the way she.
Speaker 2: Rolled up, she made everyone on that carpet wait forty
Speaker 2: five minutes after the last person to make take her
Speaker 2: fucking picture.
Speaker 1: Unreal, good good, unreal. Do we like do Alipa's look? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did like look.
Speaker 2: I liked Coleman obviously com wrong, it's amazing wrong. Also
Speaker 2: shout out Hunter Schaeffer. Yeah, crush, I always section and
Speaker 2: who else Lord looked amazing too? Looks is like really,
Speaker 2: I think making like a like an announcement about their gender.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's saying they feel like a man
Speaker 3: and a woman but not but not but not not
Speaker 3: like dropping the pronouns just yet.
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. I love the new song. It grew on me.
Speaker 1: It's like the first time I heard it, I was like,
Speaker 1: come on, and then like the second or third time
Speaker 1: I heard it, I was like, what was I love it?
Speaker 1: Miss it? I missed that crazy voice me too, crazy voice.
Speaker 1: I saw Charlie again at Barclay's Amazing Yes and full
Speaker 1: Range on stage. I was dead.
Speaker 2: I think it's my third a month seeing her because
Speaker 2: both times at Coach and then now this and I
Speaker 2: saw sweat. When the girl so confusing Lord verse comes on,
Speaker 2: it's like Hosanna in the highest it is it's sweet Redeemer.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's by the time she gets to say the
Speaker 1: same half, by the time that part is going, you're
Speaker 1: just like you're jumping. Yeah, you're a full car correct. Yes,
Speaker 1: It's it's so good. And guess let me tell you
Speaker 1: something about Guess. And I told you this.
Speaker 2: I guess people thought, and this is no disrespect to
Speaker 2: rain on me by Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga. That
Speaker 2: is a classic. People thought that that was like the
Speaker 2: female duet of our time to rival. Enough is enough,
Speaker 2: No More Tears, Donna Summer, Barbara Streisan. It's guests. Guests
Speaker 2: is so powerful statement. There's room for everything. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: the feeling that you get during guests, there's nothing like that.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't know if I told you this. Maybe
Speaker 1: I've told you this before on my you know, world
Speaker 1: traveling Extravaganzas we went to the boiler room set. I
Speaker 1: was there with Armana's with Armana boiler Rooms and we
Speaker 1: were there. I lost my I was so high. It
Speaker 1: was crazy. I mean, that was gorgeous, hot man from As.
Speaker 1: I was like, cool, I'll never see you again. But also,
Speaker 1: let's make it for you have to do that all
Speaker 1: around the world. Oh Sam, just grab the man, come
Speaker 1: over here. Yeah. It was wild, Wow, crazy, that's like
Speaker 1: a historic It's a historic moment. People were like, I
Speaker 1: still listened to that, and I'm like, I was there there.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I still can't believe it. Thanks,
Speaker 1: I mean that was all Gus. Gus made it happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank god to our girl, our baby girl, baby breade,
Speaker 1: baby bread. No he's not married, but that's what it's like.
Speaker 2: Breaking news, breaking she's married, breaking gay news on a
Speaker 2: gay podcast. Yes, ken Worthy a baby bride, more informats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're slaying the transitions into the news. You know
Speaker 1: what they did tell me on today, They were like,
Speaker 1: you're so good at transitions. I was like, we're used
Speaker 1: to doing to doing that. Well, that's because they don't.
Speaker 1: They feel they don't need to, because you know, I was.
Speaker 2: I did slay. Are you doing prompt war? By the way,
Speaker 2: I asked to do prompter wars? And I don't think
Speaker 2: we're doing it because.
Speaker 1: Tina just did it.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna ask again you need to do I
Speaker 3: need I want to do the teleprompter is So, did
Speaker 3: you like tong twisters on the teleprompter? And they go
Speaker 3: really really fast. It's like it's it's like it's like
Speaker 3: a battle with like Jenna and like whoever.
Speaker 1: Well, my dislex I would really kick in hark what tho?
Speaker 1: Who's to say that's on the board. So what do
Speaker 1: cares have fun. Let them, let them b f g
Speaker 1: W Big fact Greek wedding wedding movies.
Speaker 3: One of the great a comedy breakthrough moment for me
Speaker 3: was Andrew Martin talking about her the lump on her neck. Yes,
Speaker 3: that is one of the funniest things in movie history.
Speaker 1: There was a spider spin inside the lump. What's my twin? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my twin, Like this is so forever, it's not it's
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: It's good every single time. I remember I went with
Speaker 2: my Greek grandmother and your mom's side or dad'side. So
Speaker 2: this is the controversy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no one, no, no, no, no, but you
Speaker 1: heard this.
Speaker 2: So I live my entire life thinking like almost fifty
Speaker 2: percent Greek, Like that's kind of what the vibe is
Speaker 2: like my mother's side of the family, Like there's a
Speaker 2: lot of Greek there. In fact, we had even seen
Speaker 2: the movie and my my nana, who's now passed, she.
Speaker 1: Was like, this is my culture.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy they made a movie about this and
Speaker 2: it was just a huge success, like et cetera. So
Speaker 2: then I think, like two years ago, I do the
Speaker 2: twenty three in me spit in the tube, send it
Speaker 2: in comes back zero point zero percent Greek, almost forty Turkish.
Speaker 2: But it's giving me are it's giving right next door, given,
Speaker 2: right next door, it's giving. Let's just call it a
Speaker 2: culture clash.
Speaker 1: Grandma grew up in Greece and my mother's maiden name
Speaker 1: is Clarita's. Yeah, so it's like very bad diet there, right.
Speaker 1: But Drew Barrymore hit show, I Love You, You Love Drew.
Speaker 1: But you know that was so that was like I
Speaker 1: was gonna, like, thank God that she passed before. I
Speaker 1: don't think she would have loved the news. Wouldn't have
Speaker 1: loved it. No, she is Greek. You are Greek though,
Speaker 1: like that you you come from Greece, That that you,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's you're there. It's fine.
Speaker 2: But then so then I looked at a picture of
Speaker 2: like a Turkish person like Google, like Turkish man, and
Speaker 2: everything that came was like it was kind of like
Speaker 2: I got it. I was like, yeah, I think I am.
Speaker 2: You see it a little bit, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's so they're so close.
Speaker 1: I mean it is like my father's village where he
Speaker 1: grew up is like this tiny little place called cast
Speaker 1: which is right next to you. Know Albania and Turkey
Speaker 1: and everything, so it's like do you speak it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh well that was the best part, A great part
Speaker 1: now knowing that you like, okay, cool, we're past like
Speaker 1: Greek school and like totally ship that I had to
Speaker 1: go through my whole life is that every Sunday, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: every Tuesday and Thursday now for three hours after America
Speaker 1: No talk about then having to study for American school,
Speaker 1: do your homework, and then do Greek homework. I had
Speaker 1: to tap it. You had to tape it.
Speaker 3: Well, we had to be depressed record on a VCR
Speaker 3: for that anyway, No, manually I depressed it.
Speaker 2: Wow, DHS actually to this I was talking about. This
Speaker 2: makes me realize I do know my I don't think
Speaker 2: so honey. Great, okay, I think it's time. I think
Speaker 2: it's time for I don't think so honey, And this
Speaker 2: is going to be a throwback. It actually is applicable
Speaker 2: to all times. By the way, I don't think so
Speaker 2: honey is our sixty seconds second more we take a
Speaker 2: minute to rants rail and more against something in culture
Speaker 2: that deserves.
Speaker 1: It, and I have that thing. Okay, this is Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. And as time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: People who fast forward and cannot start it on time,
Speaker 2: and like and when when it comes back from commercial,
Speaker 2: You've had years now to understand the timing on this
Speaker 2: and it happened back in the day and it's years
Speaker 2: and years and years. Because I'm saying it's not just
Speaker 2: the DVR, it's also rewind culture from from VCR culture.
Speaker 1: You know, you hit the button to resume a little before.
Speaker 1: I hate going back, going forth, going back, going forth.
Speaker 1: I hate it. You know when it's over, I guess
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know because you have to guess.
Speaker 2: But like we develop your instincts, developed your internal clock
Speaker 2: and then like just get it right. Like I hate
Speaker 2: this about fast forwarding through things. I would rather watch
Speaker 2: a commercial. Sorry, fuck you. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: This is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey. As
Speaker 2: time starts now, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think so, honey. What are the lotions the world
Speaker 3: doing to help us in any city?
Speaker 1: Like? Why why can't we have lotions that just work?
Speaker 1: I'm putting hand cream on and I still have cracked palms.
Speaker 1: I'm putting lipball, mom, I still have cracked lips.
Speaker 3: There's there's nothing there's My body is a sponge and
Speaker 3: there's nothing in the world that can actually hydrate me
Speaker 3: into its fullest potential. I think this is something that
Speaker 3: is that is accelerating my age. I think this is
Speaker 3: something that I thirty seconds, I can't stay on top
Speaker 3: of it, and then it will eventually it will show
Speaker 3: in my hands. I there are people out there, you know,
Speaker 3: you know, the stars out there who are aging from
Speaker 3: their hands first, and.
Speaker 1: I think I think I will be one of those people.
Speaker 1: Want to be one of those stars. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You know who I'm talking about. Don't
Speaker 1: you know who I'm talking about? Not really aging from
Speaker 1: their hands first? Marl five second? Sorry life, that's actually
Speaker 1: a great company. B and I would if I get
Speaker 1: any closer to being like Marlon Mindel, then you know what, Buffalo?
Speaker 3: You never help me anyway? Am I the only person
Speaker 3: who's like, what's the point? Let me see your gorgeous
Speaker 3: soft Yet first, I don't look at this.
Speaker 1: Look at how beautiful is hands by. I have a
Speaker 1: little baby hands like t X hands, the largest hands
Speaker 1: hands and you you're your cheating my hands. I have
Speaker 1: the biggest hands here. That means you got hees, he
Speaker 1: goes have huge chance. What does that mean? Big show
Speaker 1: and toes. That's what I said about the Greeks.
Speaker 3: Show it now you know what I mean? Like, what's
Speaker 3: the point I'm saying? What's I just I put on today?
Speaker 3: I'm still dry?
Speaker 1: Yeah talking about look at that and no, you have
Speaker 1: a gorgeous I just I can't. I don't know what
Speaker 1: humidity means in terms of like how it affects my body.
Speaker 2: I I feel like I do think sometimes, like with
Speaker 2: hand cream and stuff, it's like I wonder if it's
Speaker 2: a little bit of like once you start using it,
Speaker 2: you need it right, and that to me makes it
Speaker 2: feel like a scam. Like sometimes I've been using skincare,
Speaker 2: it's like sitty. People will compliment me on my skin
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, oh, I haven't used anything in
Speaker 2: weeks and months, and then I'll like break out or
Speaker 2: I'll have skin because I've.
Speaker 1: Been using like the best products. I don't do anything
Speaker 1: but put my face under hot water and hot water.
Speaker 1: I don't do anything but burn off off my face. No,
Speaker 1: I have I've no in the shower, I literally have.
Speaker 1: I mean I have a like a washer wash. Because
Speaker 1: we're Creek. We have skin olive skin tones like a
Speaker 1: mother like a motherfucker. But I can get pasty as
Speaker 1: hell during the winter. Everyone's like you, okay the answer
Speaker 1: is no, and I'm like, yes, I am. I have
Speaker 1: like gang face, like October through December green. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: then like I get you know, go in that sun
Speaker 1: and yeah, but then what because if you go in
Speaker 1: the sun too much, that's when. Yeah, but that's when
Speaker 1: we're gonna get the Lindsay Lohan. I know. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Who do we have to We have to find out
Speaker 1: all this information, so if anybody has information to say,
Speaker 1: who we have to fuck to get loan face? Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: I am going. I'm getting up there and I want
Speaker 1: I want to be revealed.
Speaker 2: I don't think you, if you out there know who
Speaker 2: we have to funk to get the Lindsay Lohan face
Speaker 2: dial in one eight six six six three.
Speaker 1: I don't think you. I think you. I think you, like,
Speaker 1: get into the get into the daddy identity. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get you. You.
Speaker 3: I think out of anybody that I know, has had
Speaker 3: the best twink to twink death to daddy hood.
Speaker 1: Honestly, do you remember your twin death? Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like a little trauma. Yeah I do. People are posting
Speaker 1: the twin death photos. The Twink death was. I want
Speaker 1: to say, when was that? Like right, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a picture of hairspran Broadway after like after we close
Speaker 1: and then I did legally blond. Then something happened. I
Speaker 1: moved to LA and the Twink death was was really
Speaker 1: hard and I was like bye girl, but like it
Speaker 1: was wild.
Speaker 2: The Twink death is the return to Saturn. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: your culture number seventeen. Yes, the Twink death isturday and
Speaker 2: side because I remember mine was also when I moved
Speaker 2: to La twenty seven, twenty eight. I got to LA
Speaker 2: and was trying to like do that thing, that twinkie
Speaker 2: thing of like I tuck my ring or T shirt
Speaker 2: into my jeans and all of a sudden, it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's not looking like it used to like and then
Speaker 2: you're like, it's cuz.
Speaker 1: You're not a dwink anymore. Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: We all have to like a fine wine, yeah, like
Speaker 1: a fine wine wine wine.
Speaker 2: All right, so listen, this is speaking of fine wine.
Speaker 2: We're about to have a fine I don't think so
Speaker 2: any from kind Oh my god, I'm nervous. Don't have
Speaker 2: you ever done this?
Speaker 1: Have have you done a lot?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 1: We didn't know you back when we did live show. No,
Speaker 1: this would have been one for the books.
Speaker 2: Okay, live, Yeah, that was honestly, Maybe we should bring
Speaker 2: it back like a special big thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's our Radio City show. Oh yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: one thousand percent.
Speaker 2: We don't have a booked anymore, believe Okay, so you
Speaker 2: want to know the tea We had Radio City Music
Speaker 2: Hall booked for the Cultural Awards, but because we're doing
Speaker 2: it on teacocks.
Speaker 1: It's just like too like cooks in the kitchen. I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: We're doing it in La at the Orpheum. But we
Speaker 2: literally had a date for it would have been next month.
Speaker 2: We were doing it at Radio City Music Hall, And
Speaker 2: now I'm thinking, let's do I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 2: of that radio It's fifty people that would and there's
Speaker 2: not they can all fit on stage.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they can all fit on that stage
Speaker 1: is huge. It's a humongous stage. And also it's Radio City.
Speaker 1: It's the most iconic place in the world.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, Giggly Squad sold it out twice and
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, so it's possible for two girls that.
Speaker 1: Have a podcast to do that. That's true, and we're
Speaker 1: almost that. Yeah, you guys are too fantastic girls.
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks, Wait a minute, we have one fantastic girl
Speaker 3: before us.
Speaker 1: He's about to do it. Any girl stands before me.
Speaker 1: I only have one phone in my hands. We have
Speaker 1: ma from hermanas.
Speaker 2: We have Octavias Spencer in the best of all time,
Speaker 2: Best of all time, Great Fire Island movie.
Speaker 1: Honestly, put it on. Put it on the summer. And
Speaker 1: when are you going? I don't know. We have to
Speaker 1: figure out in August should we all go together? So August?
Speaker 1: Anybody want to give us? Do we have something for August?
Speaker 1: We gave it up because we're going to Petown for
Speaker 1: a carnival. Wait, we gave it up because it's the
Speaker 1: same week as the town House. What about July? Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll go to town I have to just let's just well,
Speaker 1: well we need to. Yeah, we have to be there again.
Speaker 1: We have to. It's a must. That would be so fun.
Speaker 1: It'd be very fun.
Speaker 3: This I don't think so, honey, I can't wait for
Speaker 3: that is constantine zulies. I don't think so many time starts. Now, okay,
Speaker 3: you know what I don't think so honey? Being private
Speaker 3: on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're gonna talk about this right now, because
Speaker 1: if I see you DM me and then I click
Speaker 1: on your fucking picture and that tiny little fucking picture
Speaker 1: and there's nothing to go to, and you have eight
Speaker 1: hundred followers. What are you a Quaker? You can't you
Speaker 1: can't just be out in public? Then why you on Instagram?
Speaker 1: I need you to share your life, share everything, Sara.
Speaker 1: I'm keeping it from my close friends and family. What
Speaker 1: the two hundred people that you know, why don't you
Speaker 1: fucking text them? I want to. I want to scan
Speaker 1: your pictures. I want to creep on you. I want
Speaker 1: to see exactly who you are. I wanna hear your voice.
Speaker 1: I want to get the fucking tea because if we're
Speaker 1: gonna bone, I want to see if you're man enough. Yes,
Speaker 1: it wasn't mad enough for me. Also, best song I ever? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm mix house. I know the best section in the
Speaker 1: world fifteen seconds, but like, seriously, I and then I
Speaker 1: click on another picture and then it's like this gorgeous
Speaker 1: group of people and you fucking private and we're never
Speaker 1: gonna meet because you're never gonna see my DM or
Speaker 1: my or the message. So it's a lost cause. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you can choke, get that ship off private and
Speaker 1: fucking DM me. Thank you so much. And that's one minute.
Speaker 2: You're so right, Yeah right, I don't I don't know
Speaker 2: how people expect something to get going when it's like
Speaker 2: all I can do is like click your little and.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even Also when it's private, another I don't think,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't expand no, don't expand see the so
Speaker 1: and I'm not giving you the follow right away. I
Speaker 1: gotta see. I gotta see what I'm saying. I got
Speaker 1: it to the creep of like I'm gonna like two
Speaker 1: pictures and then you're gonna see it because you're gonna scan.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make meb to pick me when you're the
Speaker 1: exactly no way, no way.
Speaker 2: First of all, just be aware of the pigmies because
Speaker 2: even if they seem cool, that's what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they alway they think they're so cool. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're not cool because you're a private. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing if you want whatever, If you
Speaker 2: want to be private, fine you're being I don't think
Speaker 2: so wady, but whatever. There's also this and a lot
Speaker 2: of gays that I truly respect. These girls, they'll have
Speaker 2: a private profile, but then pretty much all of their
Speaker 2: stories will be close friends.
Speaker 1: Right, so do that have like your.
Speaker 2: Little whatever like it can be nothing, but then just
Speaker 2: like engage with because you can also do grid close.
Speaker 3: We can do grig exactly, but I keep all the
Speaker 3: grid posts close friends. If you don't want anyone to
Speaker 3: see you.
Speaker 1: Literally private, is I mean in this context, then don't
Speaker 1: then don't be on Instagram. Then don't be just don't
Speaker 1: be flirting, don't be suggestive in the d ms with
Speaker 1: a private.
Speaker 3: Exactly, very dare this is not quite the same. That
Speaker 3: is very This is all very justified. My original I
Speaker 3: don't think the money before I blinked on it and
Speaker 3: went to oceans because I saw a bottle of.
Speaker 1: Lotion right there.
Speaker 3: My god, that I'll give you the idea that would
Speaker 3: give me the idea because I'm stroking. But my original,
Speaker 3: I don't think your money was you're on a dating
Speaker 3: appany of a LinkedIn de private that because I see
Speaker 3: what you do when where you went to school because
Speaker 3: it's it's good for me.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to judge you. What sucks about LinkedIn,
Speaker 1: which I learned the hard way. People can see when
Speaker 1: you go look no but you don't know.
Speaker 3: You log off your linked open a private browser, go
Speaker 3: their LinkedIn and if if it blocks you, if you
Speaker 3: have to log it and you got I'm not going
Speaker 3: that far. I'm not going to like have them see
Speaker 3: that I viewed their profile, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Hate that, you know what I mean? Why can't I?
Speaker 1: Why can't I? Just like I like to do a
Speaker 1: little stalking. Yeah, I like to creep in like a
Speaker 1: creepy Cuala as we like to.
Speaker 2: Call online creepy Crawley. And I love that when you
Speaker 2: get like fucking busted on by like.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm sorry, Wow, I don't mind that. I
Speaker 1: would love to busted on. I say that with Donn
Speaker 1: bush Hagger tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You know, when you get busted on, She's like, hey,
Speaker 2: well I could bust all over this episode.
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