WEBVTT - Laugh With Me Does Horror

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<v Speaker 1>Warning, the following episode of Laugh With Me contains disturbing content,

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<v Speaker 1>questionable judgment, offensive humor, and sounds that may never leave

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<v Speaker 1>your brain. If you were easily offended, emotionally fragile, or

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<v Speaker 1>currently listening alone in the dark, this would be an

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<v Speaker 1>excellent time to reconsider your life choices. There will be screams.

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<v Speaker 1>There will be laughter. There may be things said that

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<v Speaker 1>should have stayed in a group chat. And remember, the

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<v Speaker 1>scariest thing about this episode isn't what you're about to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that someone actually approved its release. You've been warned.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Laugh With Me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's J.O. and I am here with.

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<v Speaker 1>Our trusty producer, Gianni Palermo. And this is a brand

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<v Speaker 1>new episode of Laugh With Me, the podcast. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to be here, Gianni. It's damn good to

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<v Speaker 1>be here, actually. I just got back from Kansas City, Missouri.

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<v Speaker 1>And you might be wondering, Gio, what were you doing

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<v Speaker 1>in KC Moe? Well, I was going to the Charger game, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to see the Chargers Chiefs. And, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you follow sports, I mean, follow the NFL, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the Chargers are just absolute trash this year.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love the Chargers. I got the lightning bolt

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<v Speaker 1>tattooed on my forearm, okay? I love the bolts. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. We're real bad. We are real bad. But

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<v Speaker 1>my son and I, we went to enjoy a Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon at the ballpark and enjoy some football. But I

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<v Speaker 1>got another story about that coming up later. But before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to that, I do have a story from

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<v Speaker 1>the old group chat with the fellas, with Eric and Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>It was running rampant. I'm going to see how quickly

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<v Speaker 1>I can find It's part of the group chat because

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<v Speaker 1>we do this. This group chat be blowing up. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>it's not as simple as, oh, in fact, here I am.

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<v Speaker 1>So as I'm scrolling to get to, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>story I wanted to tell you that I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, I'm going through a series of selfies from Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>He was, I don't know where he was watching the

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<v Speaker 1>Husker game Saturday night. So here locally, the game didn't

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<v Speaker 1>kick off until 10 p.m. our time. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>quite the late night. It didn't get over until almost

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<v Speaker 1>2 o'clock a.m. So he's wherever. It appears he's out

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar or something. And he's sending these selfies

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<v Speaker 1>every time he gets up to go to the urinal.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what the group chat's about. Yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>so too. I thought so too. In fact, I gave

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<v Speaker 1>him a great joke. There's one. He looks very stoic

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<v Speaker 1>as he's standing there peeing. And I said, dude, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of pic you frame and hang in your

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<v Speaker 1>place and then point it out to everybody that comes

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<v Speaker 1>in and just be like, see that picture there?

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<v Speaker 2>Peeing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. It would be funny. It would

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<v Speaker 1>be funny. It is definitely the kind of prank I

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<v Speaker 1>would do. I would certainly do. So anyway, here's the

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<v Speaker 1>story I wanted to say. So it's the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the day. Eric's obviously at the grocery store because he goes, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>hot take. He's hitting Kyle and I with the hot

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<v Speaker 1>take already. And he says, you got to have, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're at the deli counter, I think he said you

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<v Speaker 1>have to have a minimum three slice cut or four

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<v Speaker 1>slice cut or something like that in order to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to get you know, slices. So guessing the person

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<v Speaker 1>in front of them, just ask him for two slices,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not a lot when you're considering deli meat.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought, well, sure, there should be kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like a, and not like a standard set by the

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store or the deli counter. I wouldn't like the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of them holding court similar to like the express

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<v Speaker 1>check lane and just being like, You know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>have more than 10 items, forget it. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we need that going on at the deli

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<v Speaker 1>counter where it's, hey, if you want two slices, get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here, buddy. Like, I don't know that we

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<v Speaker 1>need to hold up the deli counter like that. But

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<v Speaker 1>to Eric's point, does there need to be some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of social contract between us, the customer, and the deli

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<v Speaker 1>counter and say, okay, If we're going to go up

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<v Speaker 1>to the counter and we're going to ask for individual

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<v Speaker 1>slices cut for us, there needs to be six slices.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's got to be a line, right? So that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I said. Well, you should have, you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>minimum like six slices. So that way, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>the consumer can get a sandwich or two out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's not a complete like hold up for

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<v Speaker 1>the folks behind you that actually want to buy some stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's what it is. The counter anymore. There's only

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<v Speaker 1>one person, one person working back there. So if somebody

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<v Speaker 1>wants two slices sliced right now for him, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be a wait for the guy behind you.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyways, Kyle says, and this is a great point.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that noise, Johnny? Can you clean that up? Maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe in post. That was weird. I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard that before. Everything good? Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. We're going to, let's pick it up. I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about what Kyle said in the chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So then Kyle says, you know, it needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>half pound minimum. And he's right. Like half pound pound.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's where, that's the sweet spot for the grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>Make it worth their, you know, bang for their buck. So,

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<v Speaker 1>and then, you know, the consumers get, you get plenty.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it used to be, you know, you would

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<v Speaker 1>get a pound of meat, half pound, quarter pound of cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you just get both of those. Like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>worth it for everybody involved. I can see that being

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. But here's the thing. He called that a

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<v Speaker 1>hot take. I don't know, Eric, if that's. A hot take.

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<v Speaker 1>I think most people are probably going to be standing

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<v Speaker 1>there with you on that one. That there needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be some kind of social contract between us and the store.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just make sure we're all doing better out there.

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<v Speaker 1>But a hot take. I got to thinking, what's a

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<v Speaker 1>hot take at the grocery store right now? And this

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<v Speaker 1>one's going to really hit home, I think. This one's

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<v Speaker 1>really going to hit home. Here's a hot take I've got.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is so that we can, as a society,

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<v Speaker 1>get better goods. I think when we see bad produce,

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<v Speaker 1>don't post that stuff online. Don't file the bad reviews

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<v Speaker 1>and cause chaos on the internet. We don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>do all that. And the only reason I say we

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to do all that is because you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to get anything solved. Here's where you get it solved.

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<v Speaker 1>You see some bad produce out there for sale, pull

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<v Speaker 1>it off the shelf, pull it off the table, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is, pull it out of the refrigerator case. If

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<v Speaker 1>you see more collected off, then you go see a

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<v Speaker 1>produce employee and you give it to them. You get

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<v Speaker 1>it to them. I guarantee you we're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>to a point where the employees are not going to

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<v Speaker 1>want you to pull bad stuff for them. They're just not.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you from experience, it's embarrassing. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it's a slap in the face for the folks who

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<v Speaker 1>are doing the job. Now, you're going to be polite

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<v Speaker 1>about it. You're not going to hand them this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Just say, hey, I saw this. You might want to

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<v Speaker 1>be polite about it. Like we're not going into stores

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<v Speaker 1>and we're not being jerks about this. Mistakes happen. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>we miss stuff. But if we want these people to

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<v Speaker 1>be better and we want to have quality goods out

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<v Speaker 1>there for us, Then, yeah, I mean, let's be nice

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Let's pull it off the shelf so it's

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<v Speaker 1>great for the next foe, okay? And then let's hand

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<v Speaker 1>it off and just be like, hey, I just saw this,

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<v Speaker 1>thought you might want it. And I would assume that

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<v Speaker 1>that employee then is going to take that stuff to

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<v Speaker 1>the back and recycle it, trash it, whatever is needed

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<v Speaker 1>for these items. I think that's the play. That's my

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<v Speaker 1>hot take. That's my hot take, that that's what it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to take in order to have quality goods across

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<v Speaker 1>the board in our grocery stores again. It's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be the posts and the pictures online. What is that, Johnny?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? That is weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's causing me to lose my train of thought. People,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, The kids say I'm just getting old and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I forget stuff. But I think it's stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like this. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Ugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, let's... We're going to pick it up here. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I had a point. And now I'm... Now I'm losing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I feel like we have to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the deli counter thing. Which I really didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the deli counter anymore. Remember when they used

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<v Speaker 1>to make... The like sub sandwiches and stuff at the

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<v Speaker 1>deli counter too. That was cool. I used to love those.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially when I worked when I was part-time at the

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store. I would get the, I'd have them make

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<v Speaker 1>me the sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, they were so good.

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<v Speaker 1>That was lunch right there. $ 5 sub or whatever it was,

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<v Speaker 1>six inch. It's good stuff. Okay, we'll cut this. Let's just,

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<v Speaker 1>let's pick it up back where I was talking about the,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the stuff online. Okay, all right. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>get that fixed at least? Okay. All right, hold on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>posting the pictures and complaining and doing all this stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>causing havoc in the group chats online, that's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to get it done, folks. We've become too accustomed to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's almost like a thing. Like now you get

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<v Speaker 1>people seeking out bad produce, bad meat, bad whatever, just

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<v Speaker 1>to post it to get traction online. And that's my

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<v Speaker 1>hot take. I don't think that's the play. I'd say

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<v Speaker 1>we'd be gentlemen about it. And we'd just pull the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be people. Let's be real people. And let's treat

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<v Speaker 1>people like real people. And let's hand it off and

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<v Speaker 1>just say, hey, you know, thanks. It's a collaborative thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And some of you may say, well, I don't work there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're going to go in the self-checkout. At this

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<v Speaker 1>point in 2026, we're all working together here on this, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>That's just frankly where we are at. Okay, we are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be right back right after this with more

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh With Me. We are back, and like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I had just spent Sunday. Brayden and I did. We

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<v Speaker 1>spent Sunday in KC Moe. We thought we'd go up

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<v Speaker 1>or down or However you look at the map. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go see the Chargers playing against the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>in Kansas City. Been there many times. Seen many a

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<v Speaker 1>Charger games. Some wins, more losses. That's just how it is, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're going to Kansas City. Would be nice to

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<v Speaker 1>see a win sometime. Brayden's gone twice now. He's yet

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<v Speaker 1>to see a win. Man, did I think we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to get it the first time that we took him, but... Anyhow,

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<v Speaker 1>we go to Kansas City, and here's the deal. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. This team was 0-5 heading into that game.

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<v Speaker 1>The offense has been absolutely atrocious all season long. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like I was expecting to win. We went

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<v Speaker 1>into it thinking, we're going to lose this game, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's go have a good time. Let's enjoy it, you know, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just have a good time. So we get down

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<v Speaker 1>to Kansas City. It's a 3-25 game. kick and i

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<v Speaker 1>think we rolled into the parking lot like at like

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<v Speaker 1>130 uh 120 somewhere in there so we had just

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<v Speaker 1>enough time basically to throw some bags uh hang out

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<v Speaker 1>i had a beer he did not he had water

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<v Speaker 1>what what johnny what is that what are what are

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<v Speaker 1>we doing with the sounds is that you It's like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting in a flow here. If that's not you,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to get that figured out.

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<v Speaker 2>God.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not being a jerk. I need to stop. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not being a jerk, Johnny. I'm trying to do a show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, man. Just trying to do my job. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Where even was I? I was like, I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the parking lot, bags. Okay, all right. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just cut this. We'll pick right back up. Let's not

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<v Speaker 1>have any more issues. I don't think we've ever had

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<v Speaker 1>this before. Okay. So we get in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>We had just enough time to do some bags, have

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<v Speaker 1>a beer, and that was fun. But it was the

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<v Speaker 1>walk up to the stadium that I have, I should

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<v Speaker 1>have known. I don't have a problem with the walk

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<v Speaker 1>to the stadium. The walk to the stadium is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Grab a beer, grab a fireball, throw in the pocket,

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<v Speaker 1>just for the walk, right? It's a long walk at

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<v Speaker 1>Arrowhead Stadium to get up to the stairs. But as

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<v Speaker 1>we're walking, there's plenty of Charger fans there, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>even though it's in the Midwest and L.A. 's, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in California. I just said L.A. 's in L.A. See, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell you this. Full transparency to those

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now. We've been having some issues with sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like coming across that we're not quite sure how to

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of or where it's from or anything. Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>says I am. So I'm trying to I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>power through, but it's really messing with my head here.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to tell the story. So we're going to the

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<v Speaker 1>walk-up to Arrowhead, and it feels like it's a mile away, right?

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<v Speaker 1>And we're walking up to some Charger fans here. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a couple right in front of us. And as

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<v Speaker 1>we're walking up, right before I could even go up

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<v Speaker 1>to them and bolt up with them, because trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to bolt up with as many Charger fans

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<v Speaker 1>as we can while we're in KC. I do. So

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<v Speaker 1>just before I go up to bolt up with them,

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<v Speaker 1>this cheese fan comes over to him, the guy in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. And he goes, he puts his hand

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<v Speaker 1>out to get a handshake. And, uh, he says, welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Arrowhead. You know, welcome to Kansas city, like real nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And cheese fans, by the way, we're being really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't like it. Cause I'm used to, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the nastiness of Kansas city coming at me. I just

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<v Speaker 1>really am. I've been kicked in the shins, just, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>standing outside in line of the porta potty. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>called every name in the book. Uh, You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was there on that Thursday night game when Phil Rivers

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<v Speaker 1>led the Chargers back against Kansas City. And we scored

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<v Speaker 1>the touchdown with like three seconds left. And then we

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<v Speaker 1>went for two to win the game instead of the

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<v Speaker 1>extra point to tie. And we get it. Mike Williams

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<v Speaker 1>wide open in the end zone. I was there. I

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<v Speaker 1>was there. And there were these Chiefs fans right behind us.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think Eric and I were there. We were

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<v Speaker 1>row two, row three, something like that. And the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>fans behind us were just on us the whole game.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, until that touchdown, and then they got quiet

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. So I've seen it all from Chiefs fans.

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<v Speaker 1>What I don't like is the niceness coming from the

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<v Speaker 1>Chiefs fans now because they just know they're about to

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<v Speaker 1>stomp our heads in. What is that sound, Johnny? What

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<v Speaker 1>is that, for real? Do we have like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the mic lines on or something that's catching something? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just try to power through it now. We'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to clean it up or something. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you. Okay. Okay. So the niceness of the

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<v Speaker 1>Chiefs fans is annoying me. This Chiefs fan puts his

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<v Speaker 1>hand out to the Charger fan in front of me,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, you know, welcome to Arrowhead. Hey, welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Kansas City. He goes out. Charger fan goes to

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<v Speaker 1>put his hand out to embrace it, and the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>fan immediately pulls it back and goes, too slow. I

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<v Speaker 1>was shook. I was shook. I was shook. And he

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<v Speaker 1>knew it. He knew it. He kept walking. I instantly

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, no. And I told Brayden, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't have that. And then as we're walking, I

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<v Speaker 1>hear him go, damn it. He knows he screwed up

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<v Speaker 1>in front of his girl, too. He's there. They were

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<v Speaker 1>holding hands after the too slow they weren't. That might

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<v Speaker 1>have broken up a marriage. Like, that's how bad that

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<v Speaker 1>moment was. I should have got his name just so

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<v Speaker 1>I could make sure he's still alive right now because

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<v Speaker 1>the poor guy. He was going through with that too slow.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's the point though. That's my point is as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking up to the stadium and I already know

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<v Speaker 1>it's not going to be a close game. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>reason for us to win this game. The excitement around

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<v Speaker 1>me got me thinking, I think we can win today.

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<v Speaker 1>You get caught up in the energy, but then you're

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<v Speaker 1>walking up, and the too slow happens. Yeah, I should

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<v Speaker 1>have known it was over. I should have known right

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<v Speaker 1>there just Go in, sit down, watch the game, get

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<v Speaker 1>out of Kansas City. That was the vibe after being

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<v Speaker 1>a victim of the too slow. I'm just thankful it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't me. That's the thing. If it wasn't for that

0:20:25.140 --> 0:20:28.500
<v Speaker 1>guy walking in front of me, it would have been me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know. I don't even know how I

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<v Speaker 1>would have reacted if I would have got bit by

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<v Speaker 1>the too slow on that day. I mean, the game

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<v Speaker 1>was the game. We lost. I mean, you could argue

0:20:46.180 --> 0:20:48.280
<v Speaker 1>that we were in it. If we could have scored

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<v Speaker 1>a touchdown and get a two-point, we're within one score.

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<v Speaker 1>We were never in that game. Field goal after field

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<v Speaker 1>goal for both sides. It was nothing. And it's when

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<v Speaker 1>you go to a live event, too, you're always like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, what moment stuck out to you? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>what moment are you never going to forget about this game?

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<v Speaker 1>And there was a good chunk there where Braden and

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<v Speaker 1>I were like, you know, I don't know that there's

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<v Speaker 1>anything memorable on the field happening. And then we get

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<v Speaker 1>a 57-yard pass from Herbert to Johnston, and he lands

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<v Speaker 1>right in front of us. Stops at the one right

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<v Speaker 1>in front of us. That was cool. That's a memory.

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<v Speaker 1>There was an interception in the end zone. Got to

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<v Speaker 1>see the fellas, you know, celebrate in the end zone

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<v Speaker 1>and see Kelsey dejected walking away. That was a memory. Otherwise,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just enjoying a nice Sunday afternoon, man. The

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<v Speaker 1>weather was perfect, but that too slow. That too slow

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<v Speaker 1>may have, may have been any momentum we had with

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<v Speaker 1>excitement and energy on a beautiful Sunday went away with

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<v Speaker 1>that too slow. So, Yeah, that's about that. You got it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on. We're going to take a break

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<v Speaker 1>because these sounds have to stop. We'll be right back

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<v Speaker 1>with more Laugh With Me. Johnny, get this figured out. Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>we are back. Johnny Palermo, our trusty producer, is here.

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<v Speaker 1>I am J.O. Saw the talk of the internet right

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<v Speaker 1>now is that new movie, Nathan Fielder, You Can See Everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about it ahead of going to see the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I have talked about the excitement about this and just

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<v Speaker 1>the perfection of how they announced the film, the original

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<v Speaker 1>teaser from the film. They didn't give away too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you what, solid opening night. Holy cow. This movie

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<v Speaker 1>lives up to everything. I've got some notes here. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go through just my thoughts. It's not really

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<v Speaker 1>a review. It's just kind of my thoughts on some

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<v Speaker 1>of the, you know, the big moments, I guess, so

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<v Speaker 1>to speak. Hold it. What?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what are you doing? I'm Eric Larson. Welcome to hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny, is that you?

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh with me. Laugh with me. Laugh with me. Laugh

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<v Speaker 1>with me! Laugh with me! Laugh with me! Laugh with me!

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh with me! Laugh with me! Johnny, hey, look!

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, I'm Eric Larson.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Laugh with me. Laugh with me. Laugh with me. Laugh

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<v Speaker 2>with me. Laugh with me. Laugh with me. Laugh with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Laugh with me. Laugh! Laugh!

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<v Speaker 1>Laugh!

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<v Speaker 2>Laugh! Laugh!

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny, that's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt;.

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<v Speaker 1>&lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt; &lt;HAL&gt;

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<v Speaker 1>Hit that intro, go! Laugh with me When the.

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<v Speaker 2>Rent's past two and the car won't start Laugh with

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<v Speaker 2>me When the only sponsor is my broken heart We're

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<v Speaker 2>hanging on this janky stream Two weird voices in the

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<v Speaker 2>glow of a screen If the world won't sing Then

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<v Speaker 2>let it laugh with me