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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? Wait? Wait? Who's Liam? Liam?

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Speaker 1: to live action paint your wedding, Ilario, Ilario, Ilario, I

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Speaker 1: can hear why you think he's cheating. Um, well, so

420
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: my husband, you know, he's been working at this company

421
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: for a while and then over the last few months,

422
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: he's actually just been getting home earlier, which has been nice,

423
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: but you know, it kind of sent me a little

424
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: bit red flaggy, you know, a little bit suspicious because

425
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 1: I was like, well, why is he getting home earlier?

426
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: Because his commute must have changed, which doesn't really make

427
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 1: any sense. Well what about because less traffic because of

428
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: covide or something. I mean, more people are working at home,

429
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: could be why would he get home More people are

430
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: working more now than they were I mean months ago. Well,

431
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: how early is he getting home now than he used

432
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 1: to be? Um, it's about half an hour any minutes

433
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: or so. It's a lot of time at it every day.

434
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 1: Half hour off your commute. Yeah, it doesn't seem a lot.

435
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: I mean it really doesn't. How far I just had.

436
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: You know, that made you wonder why he's getting home early,

437
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: and then you think he's cheating just because of that,

438
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: or there's more. Well, you know, I don't want to.

439
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to like jump right to that, so

440
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: of course, you know, like I want to. I talk

441
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: to him and I was like, oh, you know, you've

442
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: been getting home earlier, like what's been what's been the difference?

443
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: And he said that he's been car pooling with Gary,

444
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 1: our mutual friends, and um, they can take the you know,

445
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: like the fast lane. So apparently that's like been shaving

446
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: off a nice amount of time. That Yeah, already sound

447
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: shady to me because why would he not be telling

448
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: you that already. I may not tell you that. Yeah,

449
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: you would bring that up in the morning the first

450
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: time it happened. Yeah, probably before it even happened, like, hey,

451
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: me and Gary talked about car pooling together. What the

452
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: hell right? You know, Gary and I were friends as well,

453
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: like all three of us are our friends. So I

454
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: just reached out to him on Facebook and I was

455
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: just like, Harry, thanks so much for you know, car

456
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: pooling with my husband. It's been great having him early,

457
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 1: you know, super innocent. You know, I was just saying,

458
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: thank you. You already didn't believe your husband at that

459
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: point high you knew what you're doing. Just thanks Gary,

460
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: Thank blood. I mean, you know, I yes, all right?

461
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 1: And what did Gary say? Well, I mean, unfortunately he

462
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: had no idea what I was talking about. Why I

463
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: have called you guys Okay, So for some reason, your

464
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: husband's getting home earlier, and he said that he was

465
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: car pooling with your buddy Gary. But he's obviously not

466
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 1: car pooling with your buddy Gary. So something's going on?

467
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: Did you or did you not bring it up to UM?

468
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: I have not talked to my husband since I've reached

469
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: out to Gary. Okay, okay, so he doesn't know that

470
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 1: you know that he's not car pulling with Gary and

471
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: something else is going on. No, and I want to

472
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: find out before you know, Gary talk or whatever. It's

473
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: sounding like he's not car pulling with Gary. He's car

474
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: pulling with like Gary. Etta. Is there anybody who you

475
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: like who you have like a maybe you think he

476
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,959
Speaker 1: might be cheating with If he is, it's gonna make

477
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: me feel stupid because it's you know we you know,

478
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: we go to the Christmas parties and there's always this

479
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: woman named Andrea who always calls him her work husband.

480
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: You know, he annoying because yeah, have you thought of

481
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: a way that we could call him that wouldn't seem suspect? Yeah,

482
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: So he subscribes to us, and they do call every

483
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: once in a while regarding like special imports and stuff.

484
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 1: All right, sweet, Well, we'll pretend to call him from

485
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: and offer him some free cigars just for subscribing to

486
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 1: the magazine, and then offer to send flowers to someone

487
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: special and see whose name he gives us. All right,

488
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,959
Speaker 1: if he gives us yours or somebody else's, okay, Right

489
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: in the middle of war the roses to catch a

490
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: cheater and if you're just joining us. Jennifer is on

491
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: the phone, and Jennifer thinks that her husband, Mitchell might

492
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 1: be cheating on her all because he started getting home

493
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: earlier from work and she noticed that, so she asked

494
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: him about it, and he said he was carpooling now

495
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: so he gets to go in the carpool lane and

496
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: not to worry about traffic. But he said that he

497
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: was carpooling with his buddy Gary, Gary, who they both know,

498
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: and Jennifer didn't believe him, so she reached out to Gary.

499
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: Gary said they don't car pool together. So now Jennifer

500
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: was like, what what do you say? How's he getting

501
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: home early? Something's going on? And apparently he subscribes to

502
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna call him from the cigar magazine and pretending

503
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: to something about cigars for a second and him some

504
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: free cigars or something and a bouquet of flowers, and

505
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: see who he sends them to. Does he send him

506
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: to Jennifer or somebody else? All right, Jennifer, you're ready? Yeah,

507
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm ready, Thank you, yep. And remember Jennifer also suspicious

508
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: of someone of a woman that Mitchell works with named Andreas,

509
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: so hopefully it doesn't give us her name. All right,

510
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: We'm gonna dollars on him right now here we go. Hello, Hi,

511
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: this is Thor calling from is looking for Mitchell. Oh

512
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: hey this Kim. Hey. How's it going, buddy going? Well?

513
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? I'm calling you today

514
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: because we're actually doing a little thank you thing for

515
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: people who subscribe to our magazine. So we want to

516
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: call say thank you for subscribing. Oh yeah, no from

517
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: and for subscribing, we would like to offer you for free.

518
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry, we're not trying to sell you anything. A

519
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: box of rocky patels, all right, and also some flowers

520
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: to send to someone special, so you get a gift,

521
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: and then you get to send a gift to whoever else,

522
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: just to say thank you again. We appreciate you subscribing. Yeah, yeah,

523
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: of course we can send out you. We got all

524
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: your address, all that stuff that'll be in the mail.

525
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: You get an email confirmation too in just a minute. Also,

526
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: I need to get the name and whatever other information,

527
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: address and stuff of the person to send the flowers too.

528
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: So there a dozen roses. Sure, Andrea. Oh, Andrea is

529
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:53,719
Speaker 1: a name that sounds nothing like Jennifer. I'm sorry, Andrew

530
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like Jennifer at all, does it? No, it doesn't.

531
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who is this, Mitchell? This is the Jewel Show.

532
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, my name is Alex Fresh, my

533
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: name is English Evan. And your wife's name is Jennifer.

534
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: And Jennifer is on the phone listening. Yeah, yeah, Mitchell,

535
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 1: I'm here, surprise. So uh look which is we've been?

536
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can someone tell me what's going on? Sure,

537
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: I can tell you what's going on? You know what's

538
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: going on? Well, we'd like to know, actually I think

539
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: your wife would like to know what's going on, Mitchell.

540
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, we'd do a segment on our show called

541
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: War of the Roses to catch a cheeter. And your

542
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: wife thought you might be seeing someone else and thought

543
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: it might be Andrea And sounds like she's right, Yes,

544
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: yes it does. No, No, I just you know we

545
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: we've been even um you've been ly like to thank

546
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: you that you've done it. No, and Mitchell, stop, don't

547
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: even bother Mitchell, stop stop lying and stop embarrassing yourself

548
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: even further. She's already half your age. Okay, I'm not stupid.

549
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: I don't act like I am enough. Okay, what made

550
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: you do this? How'd you? How you do this? Well,

551
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: first of all, you're not a liar, and we all

552
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: know this about you. So when you tell me that

553
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: you're car pooling with Gary, who, by the way, I

554
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember, is also my friend, I

555
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: reached out to say thank you because it was just

556
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: so nice having you home early, and he informed that

557
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: you guys were not car pooling. So great job, really good.

558
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: You're really good at this. So yeah, so just like

559
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: a lesson for next time, because obviously we're done. So

560
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: when you eventually cheat on Andrea, just like try to

561
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: cover your tracks a little bit of her. Okay there, Okay,

562
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: well we need to talk about this. We're not going

563
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: to talk about this over the radio. Okay, you weren't

564
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: planning on talking about It's me in general. So you

565
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: know what you get, you get to share it with everybody,

566
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: because you certainly didn't share it with me. And there's

567
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: nothing to talk about. There's nothing to talk about, So

568
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: pack your get out, get out of my life, go

569
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: and enjoy ganger bombs with this little chick. And I'm done, Like, Yeah,

570
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna be better off. They're way better than that.

571
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: And Mitchell, think about it. Now that you're commute short,

572
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: you've got plenty of time to get home and get

573
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: your stuff. Yeah, good for you. You guys. If they

574
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: don't have to smell your nasty cigar breath anymore either,

575
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: well damn I will. You know what I will say this, Jennifer,

576
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: it's really it sucks that you found that out. It

577
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: sucks as the person thought it was, but you have

578
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: some really crushing blows to him when you were you

579
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: roasted that job. I mean, it's not like I haven't

580
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: been thinking about this for a while, so, if anything,

581
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: it was just like a good jump to getting there sooner.

582
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: Personally good ridden. I was a big fan of the

583
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: learn to be a Better Liar for the next time

584
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: each cheat. I thought that was a good one. It

585
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: reminded me of Carrie Underwood's you know whatever the cheating

586
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: song is with the Louisville Slugger and yeah, yeah destroys

587
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: his truck, yeah before he cheats and it's a good one. Maybe.

588
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry that you know he's cheating, obviously, but

589
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you found out and that you can

590
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: move on. And I'm glad that we weread our help. Yeah,

591
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: you'll definitely find someone better. Just always have that in

592
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: mind as well. Yeah, I mean I'm about to enter

593
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: hat girl Timmer real. The Jewels Shows were of the roses.

594
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret mutinous

595
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: is on the phone? Really, Yeah, it's the Jewels Show.

596
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember, if you

597
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, just text in four one

598
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: oh six one let us know and you can tell

599
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: us anything. We keep everybody anonymous. Nobody knows you are.

600
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

601
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: this is a safe space to say whatever you want.

602
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

603
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Is zach Efron's right dimple cute? Yeah, hey,

604
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: girlfriend loves you? What's up? Zac Efron's right dimple O God,

605
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: that's a really funny You're so much better than the

606
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: left one way better, way better. I thank you for that.

607
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: All right, So you have a dirty little secret? I do,

608
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: I do? Okay, Um Hi, my name is Zack Efron's

609
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: right nipple and I have a speacret. Okay, right, did

610
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: you say right nipple? Yeah, she said nipple. I'm wait

611
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: a minute, dimple like cheek dimple. Also, zac Efron's left

612
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: nipple hotter than his right nipple. You should know that.

613
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: Excuse that's all right, right dimple? Um. So, my dirty

614
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: little secret is that my ex husband and I have

615
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: a couple of kids together, and every time he takes

616
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: them and they come back, I don't like the way

617
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: that they smell, um okay, like they just think or

618
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: like they haven't gotten a bath. Yeah, Like they smell

619
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: like sweat dirt or will smell like him l It's

620
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: more like a musty must like it's like a moldy smell.

621
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: It's they're close, it's there. I think it might be

622
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: the detergent he uses. Okay, okay, dude, there are some

623
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: detergents that smell disgusting to the cloth somehow. So what's

624
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Well, why I came up with

625
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: the best idea. Well, I told my I sad because

626
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: one of our kids has sensitive skin that we have

627
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 1: to change change with the detergent because he could break out.

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Speaker 1: That's small, that's a good way to do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I sent him this pastime, a couple of samples

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Speaker 1: of the detergent. I like for him to try. I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's a common thing with families like that,

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Speaker 1: where the parents of hat a kid and they have

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Speaker 1: to go back and forth. There's always one thing that

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Speaker 1: the other parent does as far as fashion, laundry, hair,

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Speaker 1: whatever goes that the other parent does not like. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just annoys them. Texting four o six one, what's

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Speaker 1: the annoying thing that your baby daddy or baby mama does? Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us you're doing a little secret, zach

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Speaker 1: Efron's left nipple, right dipple. Thank you so much. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have kids, and it's really weird though,

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Speaker 1: Like when you break up with somebody who've been with

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Speaker 1: for a long time and you guys have the same

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Speaker 1: sort of products that you use and the same sort

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Speaker 1: of food that you guys buy every time in the

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Speaker 1: grocery store, and then like you'd be single and then

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Speaker 1: you are in a new relationship and then it's like

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Speaker 1: weird seeing what they like and then what they expect,

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Speaker 1: you know, should be in their kitchen or like the

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Speaker 1: products that they use, and when you're not together anymore,

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Speaker 1: like when they are solo now the things that they're

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Speaker 1: using now that you're not using things together, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna change. Yeah. I feel like that is a common

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Speaker 1: complaint too, with the clothes, like not necessarily smell, but

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Speaker 1: what they're wearing, like I can't believe you dressed them

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Speaker 1: in those pants. Yeah. They just don't want to send

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Speaker 1: back like their nice clothes a little sun and back

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Speaker 1: and crowd clothes. Since that's another trick too. It's like,

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Speaker 1: oh wait, they bottom Jordan. Sweet, I'm gonna keep the

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Speaker 1: Jordans in my house and send them back and just socks.

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Speaker 1: Just so texting four on sixth one, what's the annoying

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Speaker 1: thing that your baby daddy or baby mamma does? It's

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Speaker 1: a jewel show. What's your dirty little secret? The jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demando Everyone, it's me on swinkle Vas and

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Speaker 1: it's me on a yoga side. Far Beatz, brit bezzat

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Speaker 1: Red hat is also stupid. Yes, the only American game

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Speaker 1: show with a German type intro where we play a

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Speaker 1: British man in trivia. Let's get to it, all right,

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Speaker 1: Let's meet today's contestant for beat Za, britt Henley. What's up, Henley?

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Speaker 1: How are you nice? It's good to be here? I

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Speaker 1: bet it is good to be here, isn't it? Henley? Henley?

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Speaker 1: Tell us what you're happy about today doesn't matter. Let's

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Speaker 1: get to the game. Okay, Hanley, do you think that

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Speaker 1: do you think that you can beat English Evan? Interview?

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Speaker 1: Of course, I've been doing a lot of studying. Do

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Speaker 1: you want to know a random fact that I leaned

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Speaker 1: in the couple in the last couple of weeks? No? Wait,

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Speaker 1: all right, Handley, the game is played like this. Ready,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready. You have thirty seconds answerre's many questions possible

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Speaker 1: if you don't know when, just say passed and you

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Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan outright to win? May? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Henley. It's time to see

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Speaker 1: if you can beat the bread and your time starts now.

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Speaker 1: Which female singer performed at the two thousand and four

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl halftime show that led to one of the

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Speaker 1: biggest wardrobe malfunctions in history. J Low. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Experts say average kites will fly well and light breezes

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Speaker 1: of how many miles per hour? What experts say average

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Speaker 1: kites will fly well in light breezes? Of how many

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Speaker 1: miles per hour? Seven miles for hours? In regards to

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Speaker 1: multi bers, how many are sep tuplets? Hold on the

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Speaker 1: outlet septuplets? You still can answer that, what's a sept tuplet? Tuplets?

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Speaker 1: How many is that? Yeah, we're asking you. That was

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Speaker 1: the last question. So this is the point though, where

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Speaker 1: Englisheman is coming back into the studio because he was

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Speaker 1: out of the studio when you're answering those questions, and

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Speaker 1: this is where I go full on game show host

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Speaker 1: mode and I teach everybody how it's done, because I

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Speaker 1: want to be a game show host. So here's where

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Speaker 1: I get the audience invested in you by asking you

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Speaker 1: a personal question, Henley, They will fall down while ice skating. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a very beautiful seven stitch scar. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: so maybe it wasn't that funny anyway, Thanks for telling

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Speaker 1: us that. All right, Englis seven is back in studio. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. Your

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Speaker 1: time starts now. Which female singer performed in the two

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Speaker 1: thousand and four Super Bowl halftime show that led to

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Speaker 1: one of the biggest drobe malfunctions in history. Oh it's

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Speaker 1: Michael Jackson's sister. Michael Jackson's sister. Experts say guys will

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Speaker 1: fly well in light breezes of how many miles per hour?

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Speaker 1: Ten miles per hour? In regards to multi burs, how

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Speaker 1: many are scept tuplets multi bus? Oh? Six, no, seven, seven,

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Speaker 1: I'll change which president president is on the fifty dollar bill? Lincoln?

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Speaker 1: All right, time is up in the show, and you

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Speaker 1: got a lot of questions in and I think I

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Speaker 1: know the answer to who the winner of this is,

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Speaker 1: but we'll find out officially, and let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did

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Speaker 1: with Bradford Nolan. Yeah, the winner's Evan. Ye pretty simple, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: straight up, the winner is Evan. I'm sorry, Henley, but

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get to it on that one.

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Speaker 1: Henley did really go on one of the questions, which one, Well,

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Speaker 1: let's quiet, Yeah, let's go over the answers. Alex Fresh

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Speaker 1: all right. The female singer that performed with the Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl halftime show in Tales and four that had a

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Speaker 1: wardrobe malfunction is Michael Jackson's sister, Janet Nice. Did I

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Speaker 1: get that one? No? No, because Michael Jackson's sister wasn't correct. Answer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: experts say kites will fly well in light breezes between

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Speaker 1: four and ten miles per hour. Oh, got that. And

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Speaker 1: in regards to yes, and then in multi birth septuplets

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Speaker 1: are seven yes. And then mister Grant, the president is

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Speaker 1: on the fifty dollar bill. Mister Grant, what was his

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Speaker 1: first name, Ulysses S. Grant? I never even heard of

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Speaker 1: that guy. The s is force. It was Santa was

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Speaker 1: his middle name? Okay, cool, all right, Henley, you didn't win,

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Speaker 1: But time to go game show mode again. Henley, you

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Speaker 1: didn't win. You didn't beat the bread unfortunately, English even

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Speaker 1: he want he got a few more questions correct than

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Speaker 1: you did, and that means you got a goose egg.

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Speaker 1: But guess what, nobody leaves the Jewels show empty. That's

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Speaker 1: why we've got a prize for you just for playing, Henley.

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Speaker 1: How excited are you about that? I'm smiling for it.

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Speaker 1: That's for sure, Alex Fresh, what does she get just

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Speaker 1: for playing? That's right, Because you played and didn't win,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you a Jewel Show swag back. All right.

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Speaker 1: We'll enjoy that swag, Henley, and we'll see you later. Bye.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand