Speaker 1: I don't even like staying in a room after I've
Speaker 1: jerked off.
Speaker 2: In it, you know what I mean, Like I'll set
Speaker 2: the building on fire if.
Speaker 1: I jerk off. I gotta I gotta take a lap,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I know I did a
Speaker 1: bad thing and here I can't much.
Speaker 2: Like the poison I was trying to clear out of
Speaker 2: my dick. I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1: Hey, you gut me, like, this is a bad.
Speaker 2: Room pictures Ugly, it's got that juju.
Speaker 1: I hate that I sleep in here.
Speaker 2: That's why you gotta do it. What do you be?
Speaker 2: I like that, And if you do it standing up,
Speaker 2: it makes it feel like less indult you.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it does it also Uh then also makes
Speaker 1: me feel a little bit more like uh, just like
Speaker 1: I'm clocking into a fucking line job, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like I don't really like the.
Speaker 2: I mean, find a happy medium. I guess sit on
Speaker 2: the toilet. I don't know, this is gone. This is
Speaker 2: not what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I think it's exactly what we.
Speaker 2: Need in.
Speaker 1: A Kuala. Bears are racist.
Speaker 2: Layers money turkey stuff. I can't tell me. I put
Speaker 2: my hand up on your hip when I Dip, You Dip,
Speaker 2: We dip. Welcome to another brand new episode of My
Speaker 2: Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The Fodcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove that Troy Aikman is
Speaker 2: not in fact to j D clone but a bastard
Speaker 2: offspring of Adnes Reeves. That's right, I'm saying it. That's
Speaker 2: that Nigga's real brother.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't I'm gonna be honest as a non
Speaker 1: football fan and lankson Germy, I don't know what none
Speaker 1: of that means, but bring it all.
Speaker 2: Down for okay, hold on, you never saw the troya
Speaker 2: Aikman jay Z clone. Troy Aikman used to quarterback the
Speaker 2: Dallas Cowboys, of course in the nineties, and there's there's
Speaker 2: a picture going around of a side by side of
Speaker 2: him and jay Z, and they do, in fact look
Speaker 2: very similar. Olivia, can you pull it up because I'm
Speaker 2: not good at.
Speaker 1: I see it now. Yeah, yeah, they do look a
Speaker 1: lot of light.
Speaker 2: And jay Z's father, known Philander MM.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, you're saying that jay Z senior.
Speaker 2: As Reeves. Please, I know what was.
Speaker 1: Running around in Dallas or wherever Troy Aikman's from and
Speaker 1: philandering with white women and then made not only arguably
Speaker 1: the greatest rapper of all time, but then elsewhere made
Speaker 1: the greatest one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
Speaker 2: Top tier. Yes, they're only four there's only they're only
Speaker 2: four years apart in age.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say is a part of me is
Speaker 1: afraid that this is true because it would imply that
Speaker 1: someone's nut can be that spectacular.
Speaker 2: Not just someone's an eight shig nut.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That it's that you truly can just be popping
Speaker 1: out genius after genius after genius, despite how shitty a
Speaker 1: human you are. That's terrifying.
Speaker 2: I want to believe, baby, I want to believe.
Speaker 1: That fucking scares me because then that also means that
Speaker 1: my nut is being called to the table. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? That if my nut produces a dud,
Speaker 1: then that's on me. That isn't just a bad chance
Speaker 1: that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that that's how that goes. Yeah. Fuck,
Speaker 2: people know, people know a lot of an ship dudes
Speaker 2: had great kids, amazing kids.
Speaker 1: A bronze daddy did not nail it as a father,
Speaker 1: but boy, did he make a fucking great kid.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, it has nothing to do with
Speaker 2: It's just he just had like you know what it was.
Speaker 2: It was like the dad had all the wood, he
Speaker 2: just didn't know how to build the house, put the
Speaker 2: house together. Brah, you know what I'm saying. So he
Speaker 2: had the genetic stuff, but you didn't like.
Speaker 1: He's like a baby girl, baby girl, I am not
Speaker 1: a carpenter, but this is the finest lumber. That exactly
Speaker 1: he said that this world can produce.
Speaker 2: He said, child support. Bitch, I gave you a kit.
Speaker 1: That's carry wood red o. I don't know names of woods,
Speaker 1: don't know, you dumb fucks. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Right outside. That's not a real word.
Speaker 1: I don't know cherry wood, red oak. That's the what
Speaker 1: the fuck popped in my head? That sounded like it
Speaker 1: would make for.
Speaker 2: Goodwood either way. That nut was strong, strong ass nutt.
Speaker 2: I'm advocating for bad guys. Good nut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this I damn yeah. The nuts just a little
Speaker 1: bigger and faster than every other nut. Yeah, and not
Speaker 1: just like the nuts inside of him, but literally every
Speaker 1: other nut that a man can make. It's just it's
Speaker 1: just a big I'm always nut.
Speaker 2: I've always maintained that a lot of eight shiit dudes
Speaker 2: ain't shit because they are so talented that they don't
Speaker 2: really have to focus it anywhere and they could just
Speaker 2: get by Wow. But you never known guys like that
Speaker 2: who were just like very attractive, hyperathletic, very smart, who
Speaker 2: just never did anything because they could always just kind
Speaker 2: of get it like co mm hmmm. And I think
Speaker 2: that's what happens.
Speaker 1: I do feel that way about celebrity in general, right that,
Speaker 1: like there are some people you and I both know,
Speaker 1: maybe personally, maybe just in in the world, but like
Speaker 1: we know some people where were like, I actually don't
Speaker 1: know that I think you're talented. I actually don't know that.
Speaker 1: I think that, like you're what everybody believes you to be,
Speaker 1: but you are so charismatic. You just have this it
Speaker 1: factor that sort of superseds how little I think you
Speaker 1: quote unquote deserve the thing.
Speaker 2: You have one hundred percent, Yeah, one hundred percent. I
Speaker 2: think that. I think that's like I think that I
Speaker 2: think that especially in our genre of what we do
Speaker 2: of where like especially these days where it's like to
Speaker 2: be a stand up comedian, there's so much to it
Speaker 2: other than stand up. Yeah, you know what I mean that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can just get on and be kind of charming
Speaker 2: for really fifteen minutes and then everybody else, hey, the
Speaker 2: other thirty because they bought tickets. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Are you still fine?
Speaker 1: I'm engaged?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck so. Yeah, I I I don't ever say
Speaker 2: I never did nothing for you. I'm out here advocating
Speaker 2: for the strength and not so girls. Yeah, women, ladies,
Speaker 2: whatever are you or whatever? We're calling you now? You know,
Speaker 2: maybe he doesn't have a bridge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I'm gonna start calling girls.
Speaker 2: I like you. I like you. You spoken by a
Speaker 2: man who's truly out of the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm out the game. I gotta say, baby back,
Speaker 1: ribs up till tonight. He's harmless thing.
Speaker 2: Oh fuckers, I'm saying, just because he doesn't have a
Speaker 2: job or a car, or a discernible stream of income
Speaker 2: or a degree. Maybe he doesn't know a lot of words.
Speaker 1: But let them nuts speak for themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, you know you know what it is.
Speaker 2: You know what it is. Just give him a chance,
Speaker 2: give him a chance. It'll pay off for you in
Speaker 2: the long run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or or it won't. And there's no way to
Speaker 1: tell no, you gotta you truly, you have to be.
Speaker 1: If they're four years apart, I'm assuming Troy Aikman is
Speaker 1: younger than jay Z.
Speaker 2: No, he's older.
Speaker 1: He's older than jay Z okay, So I just assume
Speaker 1: jay Z is the oldest man in every room, A
Speaker 1: nigga old that said, I if Troy, That's the only
Speaker 1: way you could do this is you watch Troy Aikman happen,
Speaker 1: and then you make a jay Z as a You
Speaker 1: have to watch another lady raise a genius to know
Speaker 1: for sure that you're getting a genius.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the confusing part. They're only four years apart,
Speaker 2: and I don't think that he's stuck around. So I
Speaker 2: don't think it was that he knew Troy Aikman was
Speaker 2: going to be a genius as much as he trusted
Speaker 2: in himself. He was like, I got something in here, No,
Speaker 2: I got I think.
Speaker 1: That's my point is like, as the woman, that's the
Speaker 1: only way you could feel comforted is knowing that Troy
Speaker 1: Aikman exists, which you can't possibly know because that nigga
Speaker 1: didn't stick around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's really I mean
Speaker 2: you're advocating on behalf of bad Fathers.
Speaker 1: I and that much is clear. That part I think
Speaker 1: we have no doubt. Man, you're just sitting They're.
Speaker 2: Like, I ain't have a daddy.
Speaker 1: Why y'all need daddies?
Speaker 2: That's really where it comes from. Oh so everybody just
Speaker 2: needs that to be successful. I don't create to drive
Speaker 2: within yourself. You witness a shortcoming up, proceved flaw in
Speaker 2: and of yourself that you have to work to overcome
Speaker 2: be a success and views on YouTube? How else did
Speaker 2: you guys give money? I don't know another way.
Speaker 3: And if you don't have money, that's why you don't
Speaker 3: have it. I got it because your dad loved you
Speaker 3: too much. That's why you work at Walgreens.
Speaker 1: We have a conspiracy today.
Speaker 2: You could do this.
Speaker 1: We could just keep living in the Troy Aikman jay
Speaker 1: Z multiverse that we're all weaving here. But the conspiracy
Speaker 1: we talked about because this is meant to be our
Speaker 1: like Halloween themed episode. Happy Halloween to all those all
Speaker 1: you spooks. And I mean it in the derogatory way.
Speaker 2: The one that sat beside the.
Speaker 1: Door, no no, no, Olivia wrote, Oh my god, Langston
Speaker 1: and I don't disagree.
Speaker 2: I saw you hitting that vape a little bit before
Speaker 2: this could be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking big swings today. Yeah, chigaboos you.
Speaker 2: It just felt right it I liked it.
Speaker 1: It felt it flowed. It feels like you're mixing it
Speaker 1: in that like that'll be our commercial break. Is just
Speaker 1: listening to the whole song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just dropping little tidbits.
Speaker 1: Little taste. So if you want to. That said, we
Speaker 1: we have a conspiracy today. Our conspiracy that that will
Speaker 1: be discussing is uh is My mama told me black
Speaker 1: people can't be ghost.
Speaker 2: Man, come on, tell tell freaky frog. You're freaking frog,
Speaker 2: freaky frog freak.
Speaker 1: I'll always forget that. There's such a big break, and
Speaker 1: it is in what he's saying. There's like a there's
Speaker 1: like a little too much space. Then you think it's over,
Speaker 1: but it's not over.
Speaker 2: Now our drops you for sure too long. It's okay,
Speaker 2: I like it, but.
Speaker 1: What do you what do you think about this? Black
Speaker 1: people can't be ghost conversations.
Speaker 2: So I've actually I've thought about this a lot of times,
Speaker 2: and I'm of the mind the first thing that comes
Speaker 2: to my mind about it is that I always felt
Speaker 2: like that was a super white thing to do, to
Speaker 2: feel like you had more business to take care of,
Speaker 2: to like not allow death to be the end of
Speaker 2: what your mortal coil was. You're like, oh, I'm so
Speaker 2: important that I gotta go back and shut up. Just
Speaker 2: be dead, idiot, you're doing hanging out? You know what
Speaker 2: it is? Ghost dudes who could hoop in high school
Speaker 2: and in high school ended and then they stick around
Speaker 2: trying to get pussy, hanging out in the girls locker
Speaker 2: room like a bunch of fun creeps. Go on and
Speaker 2: get that job, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep talking about, uh, I needed to use
Speaker 1: the weight room because I'm training for a tryout, And
Speaker 1: it's like, nah, man, you just wanted to hang out
Speaker 1: back at high school, and that's not okay.
Speaker 2: Come on, everybody knows that that scholarship to Tulane fell through.
Speaker 2: We all know about it.
Speaker 1: And and yes, you made the junior college team up
Speaker 1: the street, but none of us respected and we don't
Speaker 1: expect that you'll be moving on from here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a South Mississippi state yard dog. Nobody gives
Speaker 2: a fucky I do. I do.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with this. I think even the energy
Speaker 1: of what ghosts are This whole instinct to scare is
Speaker 1: some like over like some loser high school ship where
Speaker 1: you're like telling harrowing stories of your of the years
Speaker 1: that you were there, and it's like, bitch, we all
Speaker 1: did the same stuff. None of your pranks were that spectacular.
Speaker 1: No car crash from some drunk driving kid is yo?
Speaker 2: No relax.
Speaker 1: Is that exceptional. Everybody's like, yeah, we had three kids
Speaker 1: die in our year, and it's like, fuck you, man,
Speaker 1: we all had three kids die. Crazy, everybody had three
Speaker 1: kids die. You ain't special, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Man. We all had to watch that fucking slide show
Speaker 2: at the end of the school.
Speaker 1: Yeah you ain't. Come on, man, what are we doing.
Speaker 1: That's what ghosts are doing. They're in there being like
Speaker 1: my life and it's like, no, fuck you, we all
Speaker 1: we've all had a life.
Speaker 2: Yo, your life is over. Let the young guns come
Speaker 2: out and like, like, what are you hanging out for?
Speaker 2: For real? Like I've never understood that either. What are
Speaker 2: they meant to accomplish?
Speaker 1: Unfinished business is the the coined phrase, right, is that
Speaker 1: they just had that shit that did not get resolved
Speaker 1: the way that they wanted it to.
Speaker 2: When have you ever heard a story of a ghost
Speaker 2: finishing its business?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: When have you ever heard lore or tell or seen
Speaker 2: some fucking horror movie where it ghosts got that shit done?
Speaker 2: You know why they can't get shit done because they're
Speaker 2: not alive, So then they just hang out watching everybody
Speaker 2: like fucking nerds. Bro. Yeah, it's so corny to be
Speaker 2: a ghost. It's so corny to be a ghost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty lame. If you're out there and you're
Speaker 1: thinking about being a ghost, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't stop. Also, also, you die, and then you want
Speaker 2: to be tethered to some old houses like what people
Speaker 2: are like, he died in that room, so I'm gonna die,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna stay in the room that I
Speaker 2: died in for the rest of forever.
Speaker 1: That's fucking miserable that I won't bet.
Speaker 2: I don't don't.
Speaker 1: I feel similarly that I do think ghosts is a
Speaker 1: lame role to take on. I think there is an
Speaker 1: argument to be made, and I'd be curious to hear
Speaker 1: your thoughts on this. Is that they are not choosing
Speaker 1: it as much as their spirit is being cursed with it.
Speaker 1: So all of the things that you're describing are the
Speaker 1: the punishment that they're experiencing more than like a voluntary
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna hang out here in my room, right, I.
Speaker 2: Mean I guess with that. Then it's like, and this
Speaker 2: is a hard thing about even talking about the afterlife
Speaker 2: is you have to you have to choose what's canonical
Speaker 2: and what's not right, Like you have to pick a cannon,
Speaker 2: because like, are we talking about the Lord and Savior
Speaker 2: in heaven, Jesus Christ afterlife? Are we talking about the
Speaker 2: Native American spirit world? Are we talking about wherever duppies
Speaker 2: come from? Like you know what I'm saying. I don't
Speaker 2: know the name of your primitive derimative religion. I know
Speaker 2: it's based on nuts and berries from the forest. Hell
Speaker 2: yeah uh no, But like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So it's like it's like that's the problem with this
Speaker 2: is like and that's my also my problem with like
Speaker 2: people are very vaguely spiritual spiritual. It's like no, it's
Speaker 2: like it's like it's like crafting a story or writing
Speaker 2: a book or some shit. Your world has to have rules. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that, you have to have Like that's my
Speaker 2: biggest problem when I watch, Like if I don't like
Speaker 2: a film or something. It's because the tone shipped, because
Speaker 2: like when people don't establish rules to whatever they're then
Speaker 2: you can just say anything. That's why I don't like
Speaker 2: talking to hippies. Oh it's just spears man. All right,
Speaker 2: well what does that mean? What does that mean? Because
Speaker 2: otherwise you're just saying.
Speaker 1: Shit, what what spirits are we speaking to? I do
Speaker 1: like that. I I I and honestly not that this
Speaker 1: is what you're suggesting, but it does, at least in
Speaker 1: my knowledge of like Christian roots, that is a thing
Speaker 1: that like God is sort of have said to believe
Speaker 1: right that he would rather you make a choice in
Speaker 1: the wrong direction than live in the middle of a
Speaker 1: uh you know what I mean of exact thing, exact
Speaker 1: believe or don't believe. But but to like sort of
Speaker 1: kind of believe is the worst thing is sort of
Speaker 1: like a I think a you know, sort of quote
Speaker 1: is from the Bible.
Speaker 2: It's not yeah, it's just not gonna do anything for you.
Speaker 2: It's like you never played football. But one thing football
Speaker 2: coaches always used to say was like, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: make a mistake, make it one hundred miles an hour, right, right, right, right,
Speaker 2: and that's how I feel about ghosts.
Speaker 1: Go to hell one hundred miles for hours. Look at
Speaker 1: the fast stop hanging out up here where it's like,
Speaker 1: oh it's bad, but it ain't the bad. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get that well.
Speaker 2: Also, I never understood about ghosts is like, so they're
Speaker 2: stuck here, they're trying to They're trying to, I guess,
Speaker 2: get a hold of me for whatever reason. But the
Speaker 2: only reason I only way I cause I don't listen, man,
Speaker 2: I don't go I don't answer unknown phone numbers. You
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna like see a fucking sprite fall out
Speaker 2: of a trash can and be like, oh, this might
Speaker 2: be my aunt Gloria. Like I don't pay attention to signs, bro,
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean. So now I gotta
Speaker 2: find some white lady who reads my palm for you
Speaker 2: to talk to me. And that's the only way this
Speaker 2: was ever gonna work. It sounds like you don't have
Speaker 2: a good plan ghosts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or a Catholic priest it's and it always has
Speaker 1: to be Catholic.
Speaker 2: You know my words. I go to them for nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why why I have to be Catholic to do this?
Speaker 1: Because I'd prefer a Rastafarian. If I'm being honest with.
Speaker 2: You, anything that didn't doodle kids, it's really.
Speaker 1: And the idea of some some Jamaican man yelling at
Speaker 1: the bald head devil is uh, yeah, that seems way
Speaker 1: better to me.
Speaker 2: It feels more right. Yeah, but yeah, I just never so. Yeah,
Speaker 2: It's like that was my always. My problem with ghosts
Speaker 2: is like nobody has an accepted idea of what it
Speaker 2: is or why it is sure, and I just feel
Speaker 2: like black people a more practical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say that I have long believed, and
Speaker 1: we'll have to go to break after this, but I
Speaker 1: have long believed that ghosts are a voluntary buy in.
Speaker 1: That like, if you fuck around with spirits, you are
Speaker 1: buying into seeing ghosts experiencing ghosts. And maybe it is
Speaker 1: in a literal sense, or maybe it is in your head.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know that I don't fuck
Speaker 1: around with no like dark magic or any like Ouiji boards,
Speaker 1: none of that shit, And in doing so, I feel
Speaker 1: fairly confident that I'm not experiencing a lot of shit either,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that, Like, I'm not denying it,
Speaker 1: but I don't think I've ever welcomed it and so
Speaker 1: I'm chilling.
Speaker 2: Play stupid games get stuper prizes exactly. Yeah, I agree
Speaker 2: with that. I'm not really trying to although you know
Speaker 2: two things that I mean, we can go to break it.
Speaker 2: I'll say it before we go to break yeah said
Speaker 2: it before. Two things about that is one, a nigga
Speaker 2: seen a ghost one time. I went to a hented
Speaker 2: house last night, so whoa.
Speaker 1: Okay, well this is this is maybe a good cliffhanger
Speaker 1: for the break, because I want to hear this story
Speaker 1: about seeing this ghost. Let's take a break. You're gonna
Speaker 1: we're teasing you dumb bitches with with heroic stories when
Speaker 1: we come back about okay, yeah, Bory ran out screaming,
Speaker 1: I'll tell the story. All right, We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more. My mama told me that
Speaker 1: that that's it.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 1: We're definitely back, and we're still talking about yeah, about
Speaker 1: whether black people can be ghosts. And Bory left us
Speaker 1: on a on a massive cliffhanger, saying that he in
Speaker 1: fact has seen a ghost in the past.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or something something like that. So I'll get into it.
Speaker 2: This is probably like, man, it's right around when the
Speaker 2: Nuggets lost to the Lakers in the Western Conference Finals, so.
Speaker 1: It's probably like Carmelo years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably like oh nine, I'm thinking oh nine.
Speaker 2: Probably Uh a party at my house. I had a
Speaker 2: friend of mine from high school or David and Uh.
Speaker 2: I went to sleep and I woke up and it
Speaker 2: looked like I saw David in the corner of my room,
Speaker 2: like it, but it was like it was a figure
Speaker 2: he had. He was dressed kind of similar to how
Speaker 2: he had been dressed, but it looked like he had
Speaker 2: a hood on, and it looked like it looked like
Speaker 2: from bed, it looked like like the light of his
Speaker 2: cell phone. It was like a dull light. Like I
Speaker 2: thought he was texting in my room, Like I thought
Speaker 2: he was just texting his girl or some shit.
Speaker 1: Was he facing you or facing the wall.
Speaker 2: So it was like my bed he was. He was
Speaker 2: facing outwards, so it looked like he was standing with
Speaker 2: his back in the corner with a hood on and
Speaker 2: his head down on his phone. Because it felt like
Speaker 2: there was like a dull light, but I couldn't see
Speaker 2: his face. I could just it was it felt like
Speaker 2: it was illuminated.
Speaker 1: So already there is some fear because that's a scary
Speaker 1: that's a scary image.
Speaker 2: Not at first because I thought it was him.
Speaker 1: And this is a person you if you woke up
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night and he was doing that,
Speaker 1: you would not fear feeling.
Speaker 2: No, it would go exactly like I. It started where
Speaker 2: I woke up and I look over there and I
Speaker 2: was like, David, get out of my room. And he
Speaker 2: didn't say anything. I was like, David, get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of my cause we had been drinking and I
Speaker 2: had to work the next day. So it's like, David,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of my room, bro, And he
Speaker 2: didn't do anything. It's like, I'm not kidding, get the
Speaker 2: fuck out of my room. And I woke up and
Speaker 2: I went to turn on the light and there was nothing.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, man, fuck.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah man. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: No, it was terrible.
Speaker 1: Like that at all.
Speaker 2: It was terrible.
Speaker 1: Because even if it was just the shadow, it's the
Speaker 1: soft glow that makes it so eerie because and the
Speaker 1: hood up. You can't deny that, the hood up. I
Speaker 1: even in my head, I could go, well, the light
Speaker 1: at the right angle, maybe you see a person, but
Speaker 1: the way because.
Speaker 2: It was a basement room and the way my room
Speaker 2: was set up. The light wouldn't even cast into that
Speaker 2: corner like that.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 1: So okay, fuck this happens.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you get up? You run up screaming, how
Speaker 1: do you man?
Speaker 2: So I turn on the light.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, now we're now we're Oprah.
Speaker 2: I turn the light and I get scared, right because
Speaker 2: there's nobody there, and I go to my This is
Speaker 2: like a complicated I remember my best friend I told
Speaker 2: you about. He's a crack now. Yeah, so before this
Speaker 2: was like between crackhead and and like thugging. He had
Speaker 2: just gotten out of jail, so he was going. He
Speaker 2: was like, he got all Christian in jail, so he's
Speaker 2: going to church all the time, right, So I went
Speaker 2: over and he has been He's like you ever notice
Speaker 2: how dudes who like there's dudes who get into Christianity
Speaker 2: in a way where it's always a fight. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: thing had been talking to me about spiritual warfare and
Speaker 2: demons and ship like that. So I got all scared,
Speaker 2: so I ran.
Speaker 1: To his I ran into his room because you knew
Speaker 1: he would square up with whatever demon that was.
Speaker 2: I knew he would know what was going on, because
Speaker 2: I was gonna hit him when I turned on the light.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna do, was I was like,
Speaker 2: because I was so mad. I went into his room
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: I just like, you were.
Speaker 1: There, but you weren't there. Now I'm scared what he knew?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. I didn't think it was him. I
Speaker 2: thought it was a different.
Speaker 1: Oh, you thought it was a different dude, And so
Speaker 1: you were truly going to him for some spiritual calm.
Speaker 2: He was on his Christian ship, so he was not
Speaker 2: drinking or anything at the time. Fuck. So I went
Speaker 2: and I woke him up that ship and then he
Speaker 2: comes in. He's like what And I'm like and he's like,
Speaker 2: let's go. So he comes into.
Speaker 1: My to fight the devil.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I thought. I don't know what else.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I'm telling you happened.
Speaker 1: He's gonna go beat up a demon.
Speaker 2: So he came in the room and then there was nothing.
Speaker 2: I was like, and I told the whole story right here,
Speaker 2: and I told him what happened, and he was like,
Speaker 2: he was like, this is spiritual warfare, so don't laugh, bro,
Speaker 2: this is my life. So then then he prayed over
Speaker 2: me in the room with the lights on, YadA YadA, YadA,
Speaker 2: slept on the couch.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, wait, okay, can't be the clip for this episode. Listen.
Speaker 1: I think it's too it's I'm too interested in this.
Speaker 2: Too even too long, it's too long.
Speaker 1: Let me ask this. He prays over you. Are you
Speaker 1: then with your eyes closed being like this bullshit?
Speaker 2: That's the problem. That's the problem. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I can't I got you because I know you could bang.
Speaker 2: I saw you beat up a car one time, and.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid I ain't gonna fix this.
Speaker 2: I know you have a gun in there.
Speaker 1: Why are we praying? Praying? You literally needed a man
Speaker 1: to fist fight. And He's like, brother, I've got something
Speaker 1: better than fis.
Speaker 2: But I also don't know what I got I want.
Speaker 1: I just needed he can't do anything.
Speaker 2: But I also think I was scared and I needed like,
Speaker 2: I needed like someone, I.
Speaker 1: Needed a real nigga to just be like.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. That's not good ya. No, it wasn't
Speaker 2: like it was. It was it wasn't like had it
Speaker 2: been David in the corner to fuck him up, That's
Speaker 2: not the issue.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not saying you need a real
Speaker 1: nigga to fight for you. And I'm saying sometimes you
Speaker 1: just need a motherfucker who is going to make you
Speaker 1: feel assured in a way that only a person with
Speaker 1: with impossible sort of self centered confidence can offer you.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, you need that motherfucker
Speaker 1: to be like, nah, we'll be straight right and you go.
Speaker 2: And I think that's more what I was looking for,
Speaker 2: not for him to jump up.
Speaker 1: Not for him to be so afraid that he called
Speaker 1: on God in your head.
Speaker 2: Well he wasn't afraid though. That's the thing I feel like,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, I don't mean afraid of the ghost. I mean
Speaker 1: afraid for like the spiritual warfare he's describing this is
Speaker 1: sort of like the war between good and evil. He's
Speaker 1: acknowledging that that's a literal happening. And you don't want
Speaker 1: that in that moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 1: You want a motherfucker to be like ghosts nigga, we straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wanted, I truthfully wanted him to wake up
Speaker 2: and be like and then like and you're like, damn,
Speaker 2: I was tripping, you know what, You're right?
Speaker 1: I am gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got me. I'll come back to sleep.
Speaker 2: I didn't want like acknowledgment bit of what I saw
Speaker 2: that could be real. What I say that all that
Speaker 2: to say, the guy who prayed was mixed. Okay, the
Speaker 2: ghost mom adopted. We don't know the ghost. But the
Speaker 2: man that I fought was a ghost white guy, not
Speaker 2: a black ghost. Not a black ghost. I thought it
Speaker 2: was a white man.
Speaker 1: Wow. That does track for for I think almost everyone's
Speaker 1: experiences that that it just seems like standard ghost is
Speaker 1: a white person or.
Speaker 2: A Native American. I feel like I've heard a lot
Speaker 2: about Native Americans.
Speaker 1: Native Americans. In the Mid Arts, it was Asian people.
Speaker 1: Asian ghosts were real popular.
Speaker 2: Oh I missed that whole ship.
Speaker 1: I think it was during like the Grudge era, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, where like they they had the
Speaker 1: Little Japanese Baby be the ghost thing ring and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the ring was you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There were a bunch of like Korean films and Japanese
Speaker 1: films and all that shit that like eventually I think
Speaker 1: made people go like, yeah, Asian people.
Speaker 2: That's interesting because I was I told you I went
Speaker 2: to a hearted ass last night. I was telling my
Speaker 2: friend in line that I was like, the thing that's
Speaker 2: going to scare me the most is a kid in here. Yup,
Speaker 2: and they didn't have no kids, so like, you know,
Speaker 2: I toughed it up.
Speaker 1: The kids are scary, I think my uh for me personally,
Speaker 1: the clown room I have a real hard time with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't do good with the clown room.
Speaker 2: Clowns don't bother me, you know what it is? And
Speaker 2: I and I and I trapped it because we were
Speaker 2: talking in line my friend because I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't like spooky shit, so I thought I was going
Speaker 2: to be scared anyways. I just went because like, you
Speaker 2: know whatever, and uh, just some you know, you gotta
Speaker 2: shake it up sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But and then one of my friends she was like,
Speaker 2: she was like, well, what what are you scared of?
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I had to think about it,
Speaker 2: and it is the it's the God and the Devil stuff,
Speaker 2: because that's the only stuff I feel like I have
Speaker 2: no chance again.
Speaker 1: Oh, meaning that there literally could be a hell and
Speaker 1: you are are destined to go there type shit.
Speaker 2: I think that you're putting words in my mouth because
Speaker 2: of what you reflect is my actions. I don't love that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not cursing you to hell. I'm
Speaker 1: asking is that the fear living in your head?
Speaker 2: I think even less of like that. I think more
Speaker 2: so of like if that is the plane that we're
Speaker 2: operating on, I don't have the tools to defend myself.
Speaker 1: To definitively be able to like ward off the devil
Speaker 1: and keep yourself safe and.
Speaker 2: Exactly like I think I could, like if it was
Speaker 2: if it's anything that's dudes or monsters, I feel like
Speaker 2: I could bust a couple, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: I could hit them or something. But it's like a
Speaker 2: little girl being possessed in the middle of the room.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything. I mean, I could punch it,
Speaker 2: but I don't.
Speaker 1: Even I don't think that's gonna help her.
Speaker 2: Also, I feel like this is making it sound like
Speaker 2: I am not at all a person who punches to
Speaker 2: solve my problems. I'm just saying back in the corner.
Speaker 1: Like I feel, I think, I think none of it.
Speaker 1: I personally, I also identify as a person who does
Speaker 1: not want to hit to solve my problems. But backed
Speaker 1: into a corner, I think we all are people who
Speaker 1: punch to solve our problems. Like we're talking about like
Speaker 1: and it's shark Keisha's out there. We would love to
Speaker 1: have you on the show, sweetheart. And I don't mean
Speaker 1: that in the kindes any way. Please don't hit me
Speaker 1: to solve that problem.
Speaker 2: What's up, baby?
Speaker 1: Come on, my little baby back riv. I think you
Speaker 1: are You've got to be. If you're not in prison,
Speaker 1: you've got to be twenty five by now. And if
Speaker 1: you are in prison, they probably put you down because
Speaker 1: you've caused too many fights.
Speaker 2: But put you.
Speaker 1: The state has probably ended your existence at this point.
Speaker 1: But if you are out there, Sharkeisha, we would love
Speaker 1: to have you on the podcast. We have so many,
Speaker 1: so many questions and glowing statements to stay to you.
Speaker 2: But ultimately so Yeah. I say all that to tell
Speaker 2: that I told that wildly embarrassing story to say even
Speaker 2: why one ghost experience was a white person?
Speaker 1: Yeah. I The only people that I've ever known to
Speaker 1: have ghost experiences have always described a white ghost. And
Speaker 1: even if they haven't explicitly said it, I think I've
Speaker 1: always perceived it that way. And some of that might
Speaker 1: be on me where I'm like rejecting white ghost out
Speaker 1: to them. But nobody's ever lied been. I feel like
Speaker 1: if you saw a ghost, if literally any of my
Speaker 1: white friends saw a ghost at some point, they're going
Speaker 1: to mention if he was black. They're not like keeping
Speaker 1: that in the pocket of being like, oh, he's just
Speaker 1: a regular guy. They're gonna brok hair, tight coils. I
Speaker 1: would describe them.
Speaker 2: As about your bill.
Speaker 1: Think juicy lips, big old just souper coolers.
Speaker 2: He was a very musical guy.
Speaker 1: He had a rhythm to his step. Even when he
Speaker 1: was running after me. He's I mean boo.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was a different kind of boo, like I say boo,
Speaker 1: but he said boo. I was like, is that of
Speaker 1: a gorilla? No, that's a man.
Speaker 2: That's a man. Jason Afterca. But wait, here's a big question.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a ghost?
Speaker 1: I don't believe I've ever seen a ghost. I'd be
Speaker 1: lying if I feel like I've ever had any sort
Speaker 1: of haunting experience. But I am very, very fearful of
Speaker 1: ghosts and specifically the dark. I think I've told.
Speaker 2: You this because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think it's less the dark itself. But
Speaker 1: my greatest fear on this planet Earth is walking into
Speaker 1: a room turning on a light and someone's just sitting
Speaker 1: there like. That is the image that's sort of like
Speaker 1: I most centrally associate with fear, And my biggest fear
Speaker 1: is just turning on a light in a human being.
Speaker 1: It's just there staring back at me. Happened to you, probably,
Speaker 1: and that's probably where it's rooted from, But I don't
Speaker 1: have a real memory of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wipe you out. That's a traumaous one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if I if it is a memory,
Speaker 1: it is clean out of my head, out of whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck happened in that room.
Speaker 2: You know, I've definitely turned a light on and seen
Speaker 2: somebody in a room that I didn't think was gonna
Speaker 2: be in a room before. Yeah, and that is. You're right,
Speaker 2: But aren't you also afraid somebody coming in when you pop?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I'm not. I'm listen. I fuck around
Speaker 1: when it comes to fears. You know, I'm not a
Speaker 1: monogamous when it comes to my fears. I don't cheat
Speaker 1: on my wife. I cheat on my fears. I'm dogging
Speaker 1: them bitches out.
Speaker 2: You think the bigger, the booty, the finder idiot, and
Speaker 2: now we can convince her. She walks witching that big
Speaker 2: old booty and all that it ain't nothing but do doo.
Speaker 1: In there, come on, ain't nothing but do doo and
Speaker 1: them and them big old but fear.
Speaker 2: I also have another question. Are you afraid of close?
Speaker 1: Yes, very much so. I think I am afraid of anything.
Speaker 1: I think your your articulation of the devil versus God
Speaker 1: is sort of living in the same vein of like
Speaker 1: anything that is out of my even potential effort to control,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I can't even try
Speaker 1: to be the ghost. That feels like a cheat code,
Speaker 1: and I that terrifies me.
Speaker 2: Same, I agree, Yeah, that's that's yeah, exactly, that exactly that.
Speaker 1: Me versus a ghost feels like when you play somebody
Speaker 1: who knew the code to like NBA Jam, where it's
Speaker 1: like he's on fire all the time. Yes, it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, well I can't win.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's how I too.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I picked the rookie Jason Kidd
Speaker 1: Grant Hill team, and that's a pretty solid team, and
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, you're gonna eat me alive.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing I also as I got older,
Speaker 2: I also ghosts in the traditional sense don't scare me,
Speaker 2: because I also get the feeling of like, if I
Speaker 2: can't do anything to them, what can they do to me? Mmm?
Speaker 2: Like it feels like they could just pop out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And that's sort of the extent of it, right, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think if you buy into to television
Speaker 1: and movies, they can do a lot of shit to you, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, they can pass through walls, but they can
Speaker 1: also choke you. They can murder you, they can push you,
Speaker 1: make you hurt yourself. Like there's they have a lot
Speaker 1: of potential if you buy into that. But if you're
Speaker 1: truly like no, you are just a lingering spirit, then not.
Speaker 1: I don't think they can do anything but scare you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, which is another thing that it's like, what's
Speaker 2: the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's the problem. I think you made this
Speaker 1: point earlier, is that we need if you are to
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts, you need to have a honest standardization
Speaker 1: of your beliefs and what these ghosts actually are, rather
Speaker 1: than it just being looming spirits from whatever religion belief
Speaker 1: background that you know that doesn't associate with any of
Speaker 1: the spirituality that could help you fix it.
Speaker 2: Do you? And also, here's the thing about ghosts, because
Speaker 2: there's another weird spooky thing I have. Do you believe
Speaker 2: in the idea of familial ghosts, Like not so much
Speaker 2: a ghost is like in the vein of trying to
Speaker 2: scare you, but past family members surrounding you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I believe in energy and.
Speaker 2: The one thing that's a fact great like I hear
Speaker 2: me out, I believe.
Speaker 1: I believe that that our energies are left with us,
Speaker 1: you know, or beyond us in rooms, in spaces, in uh,
Speaker 1: there is a transference of energy in every room and
Speaker 1: interaction that I have, And I do believe that that
Speaker 1: energy can linger and take on some sort of like
Speaker 1: nearly humanoid form. I don't necessarily know that I believe
Speaker 1: in the familial ghosts in the sense of like them
Speaker 1: coming and saying the thing that needed to be taught
Speaker 1: to you in your ear, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't believe in that traditional like quote unquote haunting,
Speaker 1: but I do believe that like an energy can live
Speaker 1: in you so rich and so around you, so sort
Speaker 1: of fucking vibrant that you do start to almost see
Speaker 1: that person.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's why you got to leave the room
Speaker 2: after you're nut. It's taken on a humanoid form.
Speaker 1: Ye, like, oh no, my papa's in the corner and
Speaker 1: his arms are folded.
Speaker 2: But here's the reason I asked you this, because this
Speaker 2: is another weird, spooky thing. I guess I have more
Speaker 2: spooky shit than I ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a real spooky motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so. Well. So this is a cold
Speaker 2: part about it. So this was this other thing where
Speaker 2: me and a friend the backstory doesn't matter. I was
Speaker 2: talking to It's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh no, okay, go ahead. It felt like you
Speaker 1: wanted to tell the backstory and you're like, no, that's
Speaker 1: too shameful. I'll keep that.
Speaker 2: No, it's not even I told you the story about
Speaker 2: fucking being scared of I've already gone deep in shame
Speaker 2: on this. Yeah, he said, Yeah, this was embarrassed.
Speaker 1: And yet I'll open up to you not at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't trade a single story with you, David.
Speaker 1: I'm going to remain close to it with all of
Speaker 1: my shit.
Speaker 2: That's why you're actually a funny guy. You're a truly
Speaker 2: funny guy. Psychic, No, I mean, it's very funny. I
Speaker 2: was talking to a sidekick or whatever you want to
Speaker 2: call him, and he was like real though it was
Speaker 2: like people like it was months long waits to talk
Speaker 2: to this guy. And I got it because it was
Speaker 2: this weird show business thing where we were talking to
Speaker 2: him for a show.
Speaker 1: And you're consenting, which tells me you're not terribly afraid
Speaker 1: of tinkering in the devil's magic of it all.
Speaker 2: I'm consenting, but I definitely, I mean, now that I
Speaker 2: think about it, if I'm gonna be honest, there must
Speaker 2: have been some part of me that was willing to
Speaker 2: consent without fear, because the front of my mind was
Speaker 2: definitely skepticism was how I was approaching it, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. And my partner and the thing she
Speaker 2: was like I used to be away. She was all
Speaker 2: into it and wanted to know about it, and I
Speaker 2: was coming to the point of like it, being skeptical,
Speaker 2: and he was like a guy who claims to talk
Speaker 2: to people from the other side. So when we talked
Speaker 2: to him, he said whatever to my partner, and then
Speaker 2: he got to me and he was like, he was like,
Speaker 2: you don't believe in this, right, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: not particularly, and he was like, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually quite the opposite, so much so
Speaker 2: that you convince yourself that you don't believe in it.
Speaker 2: I was like eh. And then he was like, do
Speaker 2: you know a lot of people who have died? And
Speaker 2: I was like yeah, like kind of my first shirt,
Speaker 2: a pretty good amount. And he was like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: can tell there's a bunch of them with you right now.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of them in he said, there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of them in the room. He's like, there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of people in the room with you right now.
Speaker 2: And if it's people that I know that have died,
Speaker 2: it's mostly just family and shit like that, which is
Speaker 2: all black people. Shit. Yeah, it wasn't great.
Speaker 1: Prussell button, save us, preuss a fucking button. I actually
Speaker 1: am one point four percent my Jerry and African. I'm
Speaker 1: a sister.
Speaker 4: Okay through but no, no, that was a visceral response.
Speaker 1: God damn it, that's huh okay. Here's here's where my
Speaker 1: skeptical brain kicked in during that the ending of that story,
Speaker 1: which was fucking bone chilling, and if the one little
Speaker 1: question that did pop in my head that I'd love
Speaker 1: to hear your thoughts on is why are they with you?
Speaker 1: Like these are people that have other people, other things
Speaker 1: going on, you know what I mean? Like in theory,
Speaker 1: why are they all attached to you and not other cousins,
Speaker 1: other loved ones, other whoever the fuck that also are
Speaker 1: in the middle of their own trials? Got you?
Speaker 2: Yep? Oh that was the problem. Yeah, okay, that's now
Speaker 2: you're going to write it off. But how did the
Speaker 2: answers be special? I don't have a lightshiny what does Drew?
Speaker 1: We got him? I feel like a hack if I
Speaker 1: just took it, so we got him?
Speaker 2: No, that was the joke answer. I think that is
Speaker 2: a very good question, to be fair. I think that
Speaker 2: is a very good question to be fair.
Speaker 1: I do think that that that.
Speaker 2: But it also might be. It also might be we
Speaker 2: don't know to speak to what I was saying before.
Speaker 2: If the case is that one of the only ways
Speaker 2: that they have contacts through directly through a medium like this,
Speaker 2: then it would stand to reason that at the point
Speaker 2: that they knew that I was contacting a person who
Speaker 2: could contact them, that that would be when they would
Speaker 2: all gather. As opposed to just like you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. That does that does make sense to me.
Speaker 1: If they are able to watch over you and sort
Speaker 1: of like have this omniscient knowledge of your comings and goings,
Speaker 1: it makes sense for them to be present for this
Speaker 1: moment as opposed to any other moment where they're just
Speaker 1: hanging out with you without any right incentive.
Speaker 2: Like this is an actual time we could get through. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's like you know what you know what I
Speaker 2: mean when you you ever call somebody and then with
Speaker 2: a bunch of friends and everybody's giving a shout out,
Speaker 2: it's like, I feel like it's like that, ye, like
Speaker 2: who are you talking to? Oh? You're talking to David?
Speaker 2: Oh tell Mike's an you know.
Speaker 1: And it's not like you got to say anything to David.
Speaker 1: You just want David to know he has loved, he
Speaker 1: has thought about I am present for damn well. That
Speaker 1: that at least then makes it feel a little more
Speaker 1: hopeful that that it isn't them lingering for any other
Speaker 1: purpose but to remind you that you are cared for
Speaker 1: and loved and have people you know rooting for.
Speaker 2: You and so and then to bring it all full
Speaker 2: circle to this idea of like whether or not if
Speaker 2: there are ghosts. I think if black ghosts are around,
Speaker 2: I would like it. I would like to believe that
Speaker 2: it is more in that vein of help and family
Speaker 2: and wanting to show love than it is just like
Speaker 2: hanging around to finish some unfinished business or some shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'd hate to think that there's some young black
Speaker 1: teenager hanging around a finish line that.
Speaker 2: Uh damn that you said I was dark Jesus Christ
Speaker 2: just laughing.
Speaker 1: And get to get those niggers that he wanted. And
Speaker 1: he's like, I just got to hang out here forever
Speaker 1: and always. No, it was really terrible, Olivia said, pressed
Speaker 1: another button.
Speaker 2: You're ugly, You're disgusting. I'm going to kill you. Give
Speaker 2: me two hundred dollars. Well sat down. Lol.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we did it. I don't think we
Speaker 1: need to take this any further.
Speaker 2: I think you're right. I think that we accomplished what
Speaker 2: it is we need to do.
Speaker 1: Amplished just to recap it seems like we're in agreement
Speaker 1: that if black ghosts do exist, and they are likely
Speaker 1: more manifested for positive familiar relationships, then they are running
Speaker 1: around saying oogie boogie in corners and shit.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, white ghosts.
Speaker 1: Y'all do what y'all want, And that's true of you
Speaker 1: in the living, that honestly, that that really is how
Speaker 1: you've treated your entire lives. And it's a shame that
Speaker 1: even in the afterlife you somehow have managed to continue
Speaker 1: to be that. But it seems that.
Speaker 2: Way habitual line steppers.
Speaker 1: Habitual line steppers through eternity. You want to tell the
Speaker 1: people where they can find you on what cool shit
Speaker 1: you have going on.
Speaker 2: I am going to be headlining the Denver Comedy Works
Speaker 2: November twelfth. I'm going to be featuring for Shane Torres
Speaker 2: at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin, Thanksgiving weekend, and
Speaker 2: just announced I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio at
Speaker 2: Hilarities Comedy Club January twelfth and thirteen.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, and if you want to see me you
Speaker 1: can follow well follow me at Langston Herman. I'm back
Speaker 1: on Twitter, y'all. I quit and I thought I was
Speaker 1: cool without it, but I felt like I was missing
Speaker 1: a big part of the conversation. So I'm back and
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of that. But Papa sick and doesn't
Speaker 1: so good being back, though, a little bit, man, I'd
Speaker 1: just be knowing all the funny jokes when they're happening
Speaker 1: and not like a three days later the way that
Speaker 1: every other app is set up to be.
Speaker 2: And I feel you because when I sent you that
Speaker 2: Bishop thing, I was truly I was so excited, like
Speaker 2: when I saw it, I was so excited to talk
Speaker 2: to you about it. And then you were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that shit's old, that was a year old, and like
Speaker 2: that that hurt that heard.
Speaker 1: I didn't like saying it that way.
Speaker 2: If that makes you feel better, I had to you
Speaker 2: did what you had to do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't feel any pride in being like this stupid mother.
Speaker 2: You don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like no, I was like, oh he just he
Speaker 1: ain't on Twitter and that's good for him still, But
Speaker 1: I'm back, baby.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make me feel good. It makes me feel bad.
Speaker 1: But you can follow me on Twitter and Instagram at
Speaker 1: Langston Kerman. Uh don't follow that's that, nigga. And if
Speaker 1: you want to see me live, I will be in
Speaker 1: burling Burlington, Vermont, November tenth and eleventh, and then the
Speaker 1: following week I'll be in Dallas at Hyenas Comedy Club
Speaker 1: November seventeenth and eighteen and oh shit, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I forgot uh. And as always, if you follow the pod,
Speaker 1: like subscribe. We have an Instagram, we have a YouTube.
Speaker 1: We would like all of your your uh, it would
Speaker 1: be our pleasure to entertain you on all of those platforms.
Speaker 1: And if you're talk, we got a TikTok. We we've
Speaker 1: got all the shit that you may be interested in.
Speaker 1: And apparently the YouTube has reached a certain number that
Speaker 1: is inconvenient for David and I and we have not.
Speaker 2: Sort of got it was one point nine eight and
Speaker 2: then I looked at it and it was two point
Speaker 2: one one all of.
Speaker 1: A sudden, Yeah, I I I'm worried that we are
Speaker 1: are becoming too successful too fast.
Speaker 2: So who's checking these numbers? We're just YouTube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're dressed in steven YouTube. To be honest with us,
Speaker 1: that don't seem.
Speaker 2: Right, feels like a problem. Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Stop giving us these mister beast numbers and get us
Speaker 1: back to anonymity. That said, we do owe you all
Speaker 1: a video, and we will discuss when that video will happen.
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