WEBVTT - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even like staying in a room after I've

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<v Speaker 1>jerked off.

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<v Speaker 2>In it, you know what I mean, Like I'll set

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<v Speaker 2>the building on fire if.

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<v Speaker 1>I jerk off. I gotta I gotta take a lap,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. I know I did a

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<v Speaker 1>bad thing and here I can't much.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the poison I was trying to clear out of

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<v Speaker 2>my dick. I gotta get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you gut me, like, this is a bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Room pictures Ugly, it's got that juju.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that I sleep in here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you gotta do it. What do you be?

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, And if you do it standing up,

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<v Speaker 2>it makes it feel like less indult you.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, it does it also Uh then also makes

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<v Speaker 1>me feel a little bit more like uh, just like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm clocking into a fucking line job, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like I don't really like the.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, find a happy medium. I guess sit on

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet. I don't know, this is gone. This is

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<v Speaker 2>not what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's exactly what we.

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<v Speaker 2>Need in.

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<v Speaker 1>A Kuala. Bears are racist.

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<v Speaker 2>Layers money turkey stuff. I can't tell me. I put

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<v Speaker 2>my hand up on your hip when I Dip, You Dip,

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<v Speaker 2>We dip. Welcome to another brand new episode of My

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<v Speaker 2>Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 1>The Fodcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 1>of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally work to prove that Troy Aikman is

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<v Speaker 2>not in fact to j D clone but a bastard

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<v Speaker 2>offspring of Adnes Reeves. That's right, I'm saying it. That's

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<v Speaker 2>that Nigga's real brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I don't I'm gonna be honest as a non

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<v Speaker 1>football fan and lankson Germy, I don't know what none

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<v Speaker 1>of that means, but bring it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Down for okay, hold on, you never saw the troya

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<v Speaker 2>Aikman jay Z clone. Troy Aikman used to quarterback the

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<v Speaker 2>Dallas Cowboys, of course in the nineties, and there's there's

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<v Speaker 2>a picture going around of a side by side of

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<v Speaker 2>him and jay Z, and they do, in fact look

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<v Speaker 2>very similar. Olivia, can you pull it up because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not good at.

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<v Speaker 1>I see it now. Yeah, yeah, they do look a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of light.

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<v Speaker 2>And jay Z's father, known Philander MM.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying, you're saying that jay Z senior.

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<v Speaker 2>As Reeves. Please, I know what was.

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<v Speaker 1>Running around in Dallas or wherever Troy Aikman's from and

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<v Speaker 1>philandering with white women and then made not only arguably

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest rapper of all time, but then elsewhere made

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.

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<v Speaker 2>Top tier. Yes, they're only four there's only they're only

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<v Speaker 2>four years apart in age.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I'll say is a part of me is

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<v Speaker 1>afraid that this is true because it would imply that

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<v Speaker 1>someone's nut can be that spectacular.

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<v Speaker 2>Not just someone's an eight shig nut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That it's that you truly can just be popping

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<v Speaker 1>out genius after genius after genius, despite how shitty a

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<v Speaker 1>human you are. That's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to believe, baby, I want to believe.

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<v Speaker 1>That fucking scares me because then that also means that

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<v Speaker 1>my nut is being called to the table. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? That if my nut produces a dud,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's on me. That isn't just a bad chance

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<v Speaker 1>that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that that's how that goes. Yeah. Fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>people know, people know a lot of an ship dudes

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<v Speaker 2>had great kids, amazing kids.

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<v Speaker 1>A bronze daddy did not nail it as a father,

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<v Speaker 1>but boy, did he make a fucking great kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, come on, it has nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 2>It's just he just had like you know what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like the dad had all the wood, he

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't know how to build the house, put the

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<v Speaker 2>house together. Brah, you know what I'm saying. So he

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<v Speaker 2>had the genetic stuff, but you didn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like a baby girl, baby girl, I am not

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<v Speaker 1>a carpenter, but this is the finest lumber. That exactly

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<v Speaker 1>he said that this world can produce.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, child support. Bitch, I gave you a kit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's carry wood red o. I don't know names of woods,

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, you dumb fucks. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Right outside. That's not a real word.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know cherry wood, red oak. That's the what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck popped in my head? That sounded like it

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<v Speaker 1>would make for.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodwood either way. That nut was strong, strong ass nutt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm advocating for bad guys. Good nut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this I damn yeah. The nuts just a little

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<v Speaker 1>bigger and faster than every other nut. Yeah, and not

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<v Speaker 1>just like the nuts inside of him, but literally every

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<v Speaker 1>other nut that a man can make. It's just it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a big I'm always nut.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always maintained that a lot of eight shiit dudes

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<v Speaker 2>ain't shit because they are so talented that they don't

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<v Speaker 2>really have to focus it anywhere and they could just

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<v Speaker 2>get by Wow. But you never known guys like that

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<v Speaker 2>who were just like very attractive, hyperathletic, very smart, who

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<v Speaker 2>just never did anything because they could always just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of get it like co mm hmmm. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I do feel that way about celebrity in general, right that,

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<v Speaker 1>like there are some people you and I both know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe personally, maybe just in in the world, but like

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<v Speaker 1>we know some people where were like, I actually don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that I think you're talented. I actually don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that, like you're what everybody believes you to be,

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<v Speaker 1>but you are so charismatic. You just have this it

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<v Speaker 1>factor that sort of superseds how little I think you

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<v Speaker 1>quote unquote deserve the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You have one hundred percent, Yeah, one hundred percent. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that. I think that's like I think that I

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<v Speaker 2>think that especially in our genre of what we do

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<v Speaker 2>of where like especially these days where it's like to

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<v Speaker 2>be a stand up comedian, there's so much to it

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<v Speaker 2>other than stand up. Yeah, you know what I mean that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you can just get on and be kind of charming

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<v Speaker 2>for really fifteen minutes and then everybody else, hey, the

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<v Speaker 2>other thirty because they bought tickets. You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you still fine?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm engaged?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Fuck so. Yeah, I I I don't ever say

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<v Speaker 2>I never did nothing for you. I'm out here advocating

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<v Speaker 2>for the strength and not so girls. Yeah, women, ladies,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever are you or whatever? We're calling you now? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe he doesn't have a bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's I'm gonna start calling girls.

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<v Speaker 2>I like you. I like you. You spoken by a

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<v Speaker 2>man who's truly out of the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm out the game. I gotta say, baby back,

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<v Speaker 1>ribs up till tonight. He's harmless thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuckers, I'm saying, just because he doesn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>job or a car, or a discernible stream of income

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<v Speaker 2>or a degree. Maybe he doesn't know a lot of words.

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<v Speaker 1>But let them nuts speak for themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come on, you know you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is. Just give him a chance,

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<v Speaker 2>give him a chance. It'll pay off for you in

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<v Speaker 2>the long run.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or or it won't. And there's no way to

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<v Speaker 1>tell no, you gotta you truly, you have to be.

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<v Speaker 1>If they're four years apart, I'm assuming Troy Aikman is

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<v Speaker 1>younger than jay Z.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's older.

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<v Speaker 1>He's older than jay Z okay, So I just assume

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<v Speaker 1>jay Z is the oldest man in every room, A

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<v Speaker 1>nigga old that said, I if Troy, That's the only

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<v Speaker 1>way you could do this is you watch Troy Aikman happen,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you make a jay Z as a You

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<v Speaker 1>have to watch another lady raise a genius to know

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<v Speaker 1>for sure that you're getting a genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's the confusing part. They're only four years apart,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't think that he's stuck around. So I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think it was that he knew Troy Aikman was

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a genius as much as he trusted

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<v Speaker 2>in himself. He was like, I got something in here, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I got I think.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my point is like, as the woman, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>only way you could feel comforted is knowing that Troy

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<v Speaker 1>Aikman exists, which you can't possibly know because that nigga

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<v Speaker 1>didn't stick around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's really I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you're advocating on behalf of bad Fathers.

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<v Speaker 1>I and that much is clear. That part I think

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<v Speaker 1>we have no doubt. Man, you're just sitting They're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I ain't have a daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Why y'all need daddies?

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<v Speaker 2>That's really where it comes from. Oh so everybody just

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<v Speaker 2>needs that to be successful. I don't create to drive

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<v Speaker 2>within yourself. You witness a shortcoming up, proceved flaw in

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<v Speaker 2>and of yourself that you have to work to overcome

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<v Speaker 2>be a success and views on YouTube? How else did

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<v Speaker 2>you guys give money? I don't know another way.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you don't have money, that's why you don't

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<v Speaker 3>have it. I got it because your dad loved you

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<v Speaker 3>too much. That's why you work at Walgreens.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a conspiracy today.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do this.

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<v Speaker 1>We could just keep living in the Troy Aikman jay

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<v Speaker 1>Z multiverse that we're all weaving here. But the conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about because this is meant to be our

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<v Speaker 1>like Halloween themed episode. Happy Halloween to all those all

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<v Speaker 1>you spooks. And I mean it in the derogatory way.

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<v Speaker 2>The one that sat beside the.

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<v Speaker 1>Door, no no, no, Olivia wrote, Oh my god, Langston

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you hitting that vape a little bit before

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<v Speaker 2>this could be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm taking big swings today. Yeah, chigaboos you.

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<v Speaker 2>It just felt right it I liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>It felt it flowed. It feels like you're mixing it

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<v Speaker 1>in that like that'll be our commercial break. Is just

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the whole song.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just dropping little tidbits.

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<v Speaker 1>Little taste. So if you want to. That said, we

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<v Speaker 1>we have a conspiracy today. Our conspiracy that that will

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<v Speaker 1>be discussing is uh is My mama told me black

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<v Speaker 1>people can't be ghost.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, come on, tell tell freaky frog. You're freaking frog,

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<v Speaker 2>freaky frog freak.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll always forget that. There's such a big break, and

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<v Speaker 1>it is in what he's saying. There's like a there's

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<v Speaker 1>like a little too much space. Then you think it's over,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not over.

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<v Speaker 2>Now our drops you for sure too long. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I like it, but.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what do you think about this? Black

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<v Speaker 1>people can't be ghost conversations.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've actually I've thought about this a lot of times,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm of the mind the first thing that comes

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<v Speaker 2>to my mind about it is that I always felt

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<v Speaker 2>like that was a super white thing to do, to

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<v Speaker 2>feel like you had more business to take care of,

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<v Speaker 2>to like not allow death to be the end of

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<v Speaker 2>what your mortal coil was. You're like, oh, I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>important that I gotta go back and shut up. Just

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<v Speaker 2>be dead, idiot, you're doing hanging out? You know what

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<v Speaker 2>it is? Ghost dudes who could hoop in high school

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<v Speaker 2>and in high school ended and then they stick around

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get pussy, hanging out in the girls locker

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<v Speaker 2>room like a bunch of fun creeps. Go on and

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<v Speaker 2>get that job, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you keep talking about, uh, I needed to use

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<v Speaker 1>the weight room because I'm training for a tryout, And

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, nah, man, you just wanted to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>back at high school, and that's not okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, everybody knows that that scholarship to Tulane fell through.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And and yes, you made the junior college team up

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<v Speaker 1>the street, but none of us respected and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>expect that you'll be moving on from here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're a South Mississippi state yard dog. Nobody gives

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<v Speaker 2>a fucky I do. I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't disagree with this. I think even the energy

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<v Speaker 1>of what ghosts are This whole instinct to scare is

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<v Speaker 1>some like over like some loser high school ship where

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<v Speaker 1>you're like telling harrowing stories of your of the years

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<v Speaker 1>that you were there, and it's like, bitch, we all

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<v Speaker 1>did the same stuff. None of your pranks were that spectacular.

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<v Speaker 1>No car crash from some drunk driving kid is yo?

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<v Speaker 2>No relax.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that exceptional. Everybody's like, yeah, we had three kids

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<v Speaker 1>die in our year, and it's like, fuck you, man,

0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:24.080
<v Speaker 1>we all had three kids die. Crazy, everybody had three

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<v Speaker 1>kids die. You ain't special, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. We all had to watch that fucking slide show

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you ain't. Come on, man, what are we doing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what ghosts are doing. They're in there being like

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<v Speaker 1>my life and it's like, no, fuck you, we all

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<v Speaker 1>we've all had a life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, your life is over. Let the young guns come

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<v Speaker 2>out and like, like, what are you hanging out for?

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<v Speaker 2>For real? Like I've never understood that either. What are

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<v Speaker 2>they meant to accomplish?

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<v Speaker 1>Unfinished business is the the coined phrase, right, is that

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<v Speaker 1>they just had that shit that did not get resolved

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<v Speaker 1>the way that they wanted it to.

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<v Speaker 2>When have you ever heard a story of a ghost

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<v Speaker 2>finishing its business?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>When have you ever heard lore or tell or seen

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<v Speaker 2>some fucking horror movie where it ghosts got that shit done?

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<v Speaker 2>You know why they can't get shit done because they're

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<v Speaker 2>not alive, So then they just hang out watching everybody

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking nerds. Bro. Yeah, it's so corny to be

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<v Speaker 2>a ghost. It's so corny to be a ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's pretty lame. If you're out there and you're

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about being a ghost, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't stop. Also, also, you die, and then you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be tethered to some old houses like what people

0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:38.840
<v Speaker 2>are like, he died in that room, so I'm gonna die,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'm gonna stay in the room that I

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<v Speaker 2>died in for the rest of forever.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fucking miserable that I won't bet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel similarly that I do think ghosts is a

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<v Speaker 1>lame role to take on. I think there is an

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<v Speaker 1>argument to be made, and I'd be curious to hear

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<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on this. Is that they are not choosing

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<v Speaker 1>it as much as their spirit is being cursed with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So all of the things that you're describing are the

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<v Speaker 1>the punishment that they're experiencing more than like a voluntary

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm just gonna hang out here in my room, right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean I guess with that. Then it's like, and this

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<v Speaker 2>is a hard thing about even talking about the afterlife

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<v Speaker 2>is you have to you have to choose what's canonical

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<v Speaker 2>and what's not right, Like you have to pick a cannon,

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<v Speaker 2>because like, are we talking about the Lord and Savior

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<v Speaker 2>in heaven, Jesus Christ afterlife? Are we talking about the

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<v Speaker 2>Native American spirit world? Are we talking about wherever duppies

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<v Speaker 2>come from? Like you know what I'm saying. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know the name of your primitive derimative religion. I know

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<v Speaker 2>it's based on nuts and berries from the forest. Hell

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<v Speaker 2>yeah uh no, But like you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like it's like that's the problem with this

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<v Speaker 2>is like and that's my also my problem with like

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<v Speaker 2>people are very vaguely spiritual spiritual. It's like no, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's like it's like crafting a story or writing

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<v Speaker 2>a book or some shit. Your world has to have rules. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, you have to have Like that's my

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<v Speaker 2>biggest problem when I watch, Like if I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>a film or something. It's because the tone shipped, because

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<v Speaker 2>like when people don't establish rules to whatever they're then

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<v Speaker 2>you can just say anything. That's why I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>talking to hippies. Oh it's just spears man. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>well what does that mean? What does that mean? Because

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<v Speaker 2>otherwise you're just saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit, what what spirits are we speaking to? I do

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I I I and honestly not that this

0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:41.080
<v Speaker 1>is what you're suggesting, but it does, at least in

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<v Speaker 1>my knowledge of like Christian roots, that is a thing

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<v Speaker 1>that like God is sort of have said to believe

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<v Speaker 1>right that he would rather you make a choice in

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong direction than live in the middle of a

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know what I mean of exact thing, exact

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<v Speaker 1>believe or don't believe. But but to like sort of

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<v Speaker 1>kind of believe is the worst thing is sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a I think a you know, sort of quote

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<v Speaker 1>is from the Bible.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not yeah, it's just not gonna do anything for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you never played football. But one thing football

0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:17.560
<v Speaker 2>coaches always used to say was like, if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>make a mistake, make it one hundred miles an hour, right, right, right, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's how I feel about ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to hell one hundred miles for hours. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>the fast stop hanging out up here where it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh it's bad, but it ain't the bad. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>get that well.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I never understood about ghosts is like, so they're

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<v Speaker 2>stuck here, they're trying to They're trying to, I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>get a hold of me for whatever reason. But the

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<v Speaker 2>only reason I only way I cause I don't listen, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't go I don't answer unknown phone numbers. You

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm gonna like see a fucking sprite fall out

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<v Speaker 2>of a trash can and be like, oh, this might

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<v Speaker 2>be my aunt Gloria. Like I don't pay attention to signs, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what I mean. So now I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>find some white lady who reads my palm for you

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to me. And that's the only way this

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<v Speaker 2>was ever gonna work. It sounds like you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a good plan ghosts.

0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or a Catholic priest it's and it always has

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<v Speaker 1>to be Catholic.

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<v Speaker 2>You know my words. I go to them for nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why why I have to be Catholic to do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'd prefer a Rastafarian. If I'm being honest with.

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<v Speaker 2>You, anything that didn't doodle kids, it's really.

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<v Speaker 1>And the idea of some some Jamaican man yelling at

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<v Speaker 1>the bald head devil is uh, yeah, that seems way

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<v Speaker 1>better to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels more right. Yeah, but yeah, I just never so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that was my always. My problem with ghosts

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<v Speaker 2>is like nobody has an accepted idea of what it

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<v Speaker 2>is or why it is sure, and I just feel

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<v Speaker 2>like black people a more practical.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I will say that I have long believed, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have to go to break after this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have long believed that ghosts are a voluntary buy in.

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<v Speaker 1>That like, if you fuck around with spirits, you are

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<v Speaker 1>buying into seeing ghosts experiencing ghosts. And maybe it is

0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:27.000
<v Speaker 1>in a literal sense, or maybe it is in your head.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I know that I don't fuck

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<v Speaker 1>around with no like dark magic or any like Ouiji boards,

0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:36.720
<v Speaker 1>none of that shit, And in doing so, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>fairly confident that I'm not experiencing a lot of shit either,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean that, Like, I'm not denying it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think I've ever welcomed it and so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm chilling.

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<v Speaker 2>Play stupid games get stuper prizes exactly. Yeah, I agree

0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:52.879
<v Speaker 2>with that. I'm not really trying to although you know

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<v Speaker 2>two things that I mean, we can go to break it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say it before we go to break yeah said

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<v Speaker 2>it before. Two things about that is one, a nigga

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<v Speaker 2>seen a ghost one time. I went to a hented

0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:07.400
<v Speaker 2>house last night, so whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well this is this is maybe a good cliffhanger

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<v Speaker 1>for the break, because I want to hear this story

0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:17.080
<v Speaker 1>about seeing this ghost. Let's take a break. You're gonna

0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:22.080
<v Speaker 1>we're teasing you dumb bitches with with heroic stories when

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<v Speaker 1>we come back about okay, yeah, Bory ran out screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell the story. All right, We're gonna take a break.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back with more. My mama told me that

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<v Speaker 1>that that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're definitely back, and we're still talking about yeah, about

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<v Speaker 1>whether black people can be ghosts. And Bory left us

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<v Speaker 1>on a on a massive cliffhanger, saying that he in

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<v Speaker 1>fact has seen a ghost in the past.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or something something like that. So I'll get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is probably like, man, it's right around when the

0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Nuggets lost to the Lakers in the Western Conference Finals, so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably like Carmelo years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's probably like oh nine, I'm thinking oh nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably Uh a party at my house. I had a

0:22:39.760 --> 0:22:43.399
<v Speaker 2>friend of mine from high school or David and Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to sleep and I woke up and it

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<v Speaker 2>looked like I saw David in the corner of my room,

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<v Speaker 2>like it, but it was like it was a figure

0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:54.760
<v Speaker 2>he had. He was dressed kind of similar to how

0:22:54.760 --> 0:22:56.720
<v Speaker 2>he had been dressed, but it looked like he had

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<v Speaker 2>a hood on, and it looked like it looked like

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<v Speaker 2>from bed, it looked like like the light of his

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<v Speaker 2>cell phone. It was like a dull light. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>thought he was texting in my room, Like I thought

0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:09.720
<v Speaker 2>he was just texting his girl or some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he facing you or facing the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was like my bed he was. He was

0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:18.639
<v Speaker 2>facing outwards, so it looked like he was standing with

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<v Speaker 2>his back in the corner with a hood on and

0:23:21.280 --> 0:23:24.199
<v Speaker 2>his head down on his phone. Because it felt like

0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:26.240
<v Speaker 2>there was like a dull light, but I couldn't see

0:23:26.280 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 2>his face. I could just it was it felt like

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 2>it was illuminated.

0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:34.080
<v Speaker 1>So already there is some fear because that's a scary

0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:35.720
<v Speaker 1>that's a scary image.

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<v Speaker 2>Not at first because I thought it was him.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a person you if you woke up

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the night and he was doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>you would not fear feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it would go exactly like I. It started where

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<v Speaker 2>I woke up and I look over there and I

0:23:49.400 --> 0:23:52.119
<v Speaker 2>was like, David, get out of my room. And he

0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:54.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't say anything. I was like, David, get the fuck

0:23:54.040 --> 0:23:55.439
<v Speaker 2>out of my cause we had been drinking and I

0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:57.200
<v Speaker 2>had to work the next day. So it's like, David,

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<v Speaker 2>get the fuck out of my room, bro, And he

0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:01.679
<v Speaker 2>didn't do anything. It's like, I'm not kidding, get the

0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 2>fuck out of my room. And I woke up and

0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:06.159
<v Speaker 2>I went to turn on the light and there was nothing.

0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Then yeah, man, fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah man. I don't like that.

0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 2>No, it was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that at all.

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:31.359
<v Speaker 2>It was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Because even if it was just the shadow, it's the

0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:37.879
<v Speaker 1>soft glow that makes it so eerie because and the

0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:41.560
<v Speaker 1>hood up. You can't deny that, the hood up. I

0:24:41.640 --> 0:24:43.359
<v Speaker 1>even in my head, I could go, well, the light

0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:46.880
<v Speaker 1>at the right angle, maybe you see a person, but

0:24:46.920 --> 0:24:48.080
<v Speaker 1>the way because.

0:24:47.800 --> 0:24:49.920
<v Speaker 2>It was a basement room and the way my room

0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:54.040
<v Speaker 2>was set up. The light wouldn't even cast into that

0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:54.960
<v Speaker 2>corner like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn.

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:57.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was terrible.

0:24:58.480 --> 0:25:01.560
<v Speaker 1>So okay, fuck this happens.

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:02.399
<v Speaker 2>What do you do?

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:04.919
<v Speaker 1>What do you get up? You run up screaming, how

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 1>do you man?

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:07.280
<v Speaker 2>So I turn on the light.

0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, now we're now we're Oprah.

0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I turn the light and I get scared, right because

0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 2>there's nobody there, and I go to my This is

0:25:25.640 --> 0:25:27.800
<v Speaker 2>like a complicated I remember my best friend I told

0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:30.679
<v Speaker 2>you about. He's a crack now. Yeah, so before this

0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:34.880
<v Speaker 2>was like between crackhead and and like thugging. He had

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<v Speaker 2>just gotten out of jail, so he was going. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, he got all Christian in jail, so he's

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<v Speaker 2>going to church all the time, right, So I went

0:25:42.280 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 2>over and he has been He's like you ever notice

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:49.440
<v Speaker 2>how dudes who like there's dudes who get into Christianity

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<v Speaker 2>in a way where it's always a fight. Yeah, this

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 2>thing had been talking to me about spiritual warfare and

0:25:57.880 --> 0:26:00.760
<v Speaker 2>demons and ship like that. So I got all scared,

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<v Speaker 2>so I ran.

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<v Speaker 1>To his I ran into his room because you knew

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<v Speaker 1>he would square up with whatever demon that was.

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:09.639
<v Speaker 2>I knew he would know what was going on, because

0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:11.400
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna hit him when I turned on the light.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was gonna do, was I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was so mad. I went into his room

0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:17.680
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I don't know what's going on.

0:26:17.720 --> 0:26:26.600
<v Speaker 2>I just like, you were.

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<v Speaker 1>There, but you weren't there. Now I'm scared what he knew?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no. I didn't think it was him. I

0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 2>thought it was a different.

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you thought it was a different dude, And so

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<v Speaker 1>you were truly going to him for some spiritual calm.

0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:40.280
<v Speaker 2>He was on his Christian ship, so he was not

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:43.800
<v Speaker 2>drinking or anything at the time. Fuck. So I went

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 2>and I woke him up that ship and then he

0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:52.879
<v Speaker 2>comes in. He's like what And I'm like and he's like,

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:54.600
<v Speaker 2>let's go. So he comes into.

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<v Speaker 1>My to fight the devil.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I thought. I don't know what else.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know. I'm telling you happened.

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna go beat up a demon.

0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:11.200
<v Speaker 2>So he came in the room and then there was nothing.

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:13.479
<v Speaker 2>I was like, and I told the whole story right here,

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 2>and I told him what happened, and he was like,

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:30.080
<v Speaker 2>he was like, this is spiritual warfare, so don't laugh, bro,

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:33.480
<v Speaker 2>this is my life. So then then he prayed over

0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:37.160
<v Speaker 2>me in the room with the lights on, YadA YadA, YadA,

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 2>slept on the couch.

0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, wait, okay, can't be the clip for this episode. Listen.

0:27:46.119 --> 0:27:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it's too it's I'm too interested in this.

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Too even too long, it's too long.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask this. He prays over you. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>then with your eyes closed being like this bullshit?

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 2>That's the problem. That's the problem. That's the problem.

0:28:04.920 --> 0:28:06.480
<v Speaker 1>You're like, what the fuck?

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't I got you because I know you could bang.

0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I saw you beat up a car one time, and.

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:16.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm afraid I ain't gonna fix this.

0:28:17.040 --> 0:28:19.520
<v Speaker 2>I know you have a gun in there.

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Why are we praying? Praying? You literally needed a man

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.359
<v Speaker 1>to fist fight. And He's like, brother, I've got something

0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:31.080
<v Speaker 1>better than fis.

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.240
<v Speaker 2>But I also don't know what I got I want.

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I just needed he can't do anything.

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:39.440
<v Speaker 2>But I also think I was scared and I needed like,

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I needed like someone, I.

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Needed a real nigga to just be like.

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Don't do that. That's not good ya. No, it wasn't

0:28:49.280 --> 0:28:51.520
<v Speaker 2>like it was. It was it wasn't like had it

0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 2>been David in the corner to fuck him up, That's

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 2>not the issue.

0:28:53.880 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm not saying you need a real

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:58.240
<v Speaker 1>nigga to fight for you. And I'm saying sometimes you

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:00.959
<v Speaker 1>just need a motherfucker who is going to make you

0:29:01.040 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>feel assured in a way that only a person with

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 1>with impossible sort of self centered confidence can offer you.

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, Like, you need that motherfucker

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>to be like, nah, we'll be straight right and you go.

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 2>And I think that's more what I was looking for,

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:21.400
<v Speaker 2>not for him to jump up.

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Not for him to be so afraid that he called

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:25.240
<v Speaker 1>on God in your head.

0:29:25.640 --> 0:29:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Well he wasn't afraid though. That's the thing I feel like,

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't mean afraid of the ghost. I mean

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 1>afraid for like the spiritual warfare he's describing this is

0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>sort of like the war between good and evil. He's

0:29:40.960 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 1>acknowledging that that's a literal happening. And you don't want

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>that in that moment.

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not at all, not at all.

0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 1>You want a motherfucker to be like ghosts nigga, we straight.

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I wanted, I truthfully wanted him to wake up

0:29:54.720 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 2>and be like and then like and you're like, damn,

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I was tripping, you know what, You're right?

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I am gay?

0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you got me. I'll come back to sleep.

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want like acknowledgment bit of what I saw

0:30:11.240 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 2>that could be real. What I say that all that

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>to say, the guy who prayed was mixed. Okay, the

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 2>ghost mom adopted. We don't know the ghost. But the

0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 2>man that I fought was a ghost white guy, not

0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 2>a black ghost. Not a black ghost. I thought it

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 2>was a white man.

0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Wow. That does track for for I think almost everyone's

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:48.840
<v Speaker 1>experiences that that it just seems like standard ghost is

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 1>a white person or.

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 2>A Native American. I feel like I've heard a lot

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 2>about Native Americans.

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Native Americans. In the Mid Arts, it was Asian people.

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Asian ghosts were real popular.

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh I missed that whole ship.

0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>I think it was during like the Grudge era, you

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, where like they they had the

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Little Japanese Baby be the ghost thing ring and stuff. Yeah,

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:17.640
<v Speaker 1>the ring was you know.

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 1>There were a bunch of like Korean films and Japanese

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 1>films and all that shit that like eventually I think

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.200
<v Speaker 1>made people go like, yeah, Asian people.

0:31:27.960 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 2>That's interesting because I was I told you I went

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:32.280
<v Speaker 2>to a hearted ass last night. I was telling my

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 2>friend in line that I was like, the thing that's

0:31:35.000 --> 0:31:37.800
<v Speaker 2>going to scare me the most is a kid in here. Yup,

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 2>and they didn't have no kids, so like, you know,

0:31:39.760 --> 0:31:40.479
<v Speaker 2>I toughed it up.

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:44.760
<v Speaker 1>The kids are scary, I think my uh for me personally,

0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:48.880
<v Speaker 1>the clown room I have a real hard time with. Yeah,

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't do good with the clown room.

0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Clowns don't bother me, you know what it is? And

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 2>I and I and I trapped it because we were

0:31:55.040 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 2>talking in line my friend because I was like, I

0:31:58.120 --> 0:32:00.160
<v Speaker 2>don't like spooky shit, so I thought I was going

0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 2>to be scared anyways. I just went because like, you

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 2>know whatever, and uh, just some you know, you gotta

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:06.240
<v Speaker 2>shake it up sometimes.

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 2>But and then one of my friends she was like,

0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:12.719
<v Speaker 2>she was like, well, what what are you scared of?

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:15.120
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, okay, I had to think about it,

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:17.560
<v Speaker 2>and it is the it's the God and the Devil stuff,

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 2>because that's the only stuff I feel like I have

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 2>no chance again.

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, meaning that there literally could be a hell and

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 1>you are are destined to go there type shit.

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I think that you're putting words in my mouth because

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 2>of what you reflect is my actions. I don't love that.

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm not cursing you to hell. I'm

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>asking is that the fear living in your head?

0:32:42.240 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I think even less of like that. I think more

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 2>so of like if that is the plane that we're

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 2>operating on, I don't have the tools to defend myself.

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>To definitively be able to like ward off the devil

0:32:58.240 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 1>and keep yourself safe and.

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Exactly like I think I could, like if it was

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:07.720
<v Speaker 2>if it's anything that's dudes or monsters, I feel like

0:33:07.760 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 2>I could bust a couple, you know what I mean,

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:11.760
<v Speaker 2>I could hit them or something. But it's like a

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 2>little girl being possessed in the middle of the room.

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything. I mean, I could punch it,

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 2>but I don't.

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Even I don't think that's gonna help her.

0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Also, I feel like this is making it sound like

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I am not at all a person who punches to

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 2>solve my problems. I'm just saying back in the corner.

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Like I feel, I think, I think none of it.

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I personally, I also identify as a person who does

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:39.360
<v Speaker 1>not want to hit to solve my problems. But backed

0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:42.520
<v Speaker 1>into a corner, I think we all are people who

0:33:42.560 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>punch to solve our problems. Like we're talking about like

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:53.840
<v Speaker 1>and it's shark Keisha's out there. We would love to

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:56.800
<v Speaker 1>have you on the show, sweetheart. And I don't mean

0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 1>that in the kindes any way. Please don't hit me

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 1>to solve that problem.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:00.760
<v Speaker 2>What's up, baby?

0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Come on, my little baby back riv. I think you

0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:08.080
<v Speaker 1>are You've got to be. If you're not in prison,

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:10.879
<v Speaker 1>you've got to be twenty five by now. And if

0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:14.280
<v Speaker 1>you are in prison, they probably put you down because

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:15.680
<v Speaker 1>you've caused too many fights.

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 2>But put you.

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 1>The state has probably ended your existence at this point.

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 1>But if you are out there, Sharkeisha, we would love

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 1>to have you on the podcast. We have so many,

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:33.760
<v Speaker 1>so many questions and glowing statements to stay to you.

0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:37.879
<v Speaker 2>But ultimately so Yeah. I say all that to tell

0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:41.240
<v Speaker 2>that I told that wildly embarrassing story to say even

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:43.720
<v Speaker 2>why one ghost experience was a white person?

0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I The only people that I've ever known to

0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 1>have ghost experiences have always described a white ghost. And

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 1>even if they haven't explicitly said it, I think I've

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:57.960
<v Speaker 1>always perceived it that way. And some of that might

0:34:58.000 --> 0:35:01.480
<v Speaker 1>be on me where I'm like rejecting white ghost out

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:04.759
<v Speaker 1>to them. But nobody's ever lied been. I feel like

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 1>if you saw a ghost, if literally any of my

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:12.839
<v Speaker 1>white friends saw a ghost at some point, they're going

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:16.400
<v Speaker 1>to mention if he was black. They're not like keeping

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 1>that in the pocket of being like, oh, he's just

0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>a regular guy. They're gonna brok hair, tight coils. I

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 1>would describe them.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:28.920
<v Speaker 2>As about your bill.

0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Think juicy lips, big old just souper coolers.

0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 2>He was a very musical guy.

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>He had a rhythm to his step. Even when he

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 1>was running after me. He's I mean boo.

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 2>It was.

0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:51.439
<v Speaker 1>It was a different kind of boo, like I say boo,

0:35:51.480 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 1>but he said boo. I was like, is that of

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:03.160
<v Speaker 1>a gorilla? No, that's a man.

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:08.840
<v Speaker 2>That's a man. Jason Afterca. But wait, here's a big question.

0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever seen a ghost?

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe I've ever seen a ghost. I'd be

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 1>lying if I feel like I've ever had any sort

0:36:19.600 --> 0:36:24.839
<v Speaker 1>of haunting experience. But I am very, very fearful of

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 1>ghosts and specifically the dark. I think I've told.

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 2>You this because.

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I think it's less the dark itself. But

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:37.439
<v Speaker 1>my greatest fear on this planet Earth is walking into

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:40.800
<v Speaker 1>a room turning on a light and someone's just sitting

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:43.879
<v Speaker 1>there like. That is the image that's sort of like

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>I most centrally associate with fear, And my biggest fear

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:53.239
<v Speaker 1>is just turning on a light in a human being.

0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:57.600
<v Speaker 1>It's just there staring back at me. Happened to you, probably,

0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:00.360
<v Speaker 1>and that's probably where it's rooted from, But I don't

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:02.040
<v Speaker 1>have a real memory of it.

0:37:02.320 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you wipe you out. That's a traumaous one.

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think if I if it is a memory,

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:11.760
<v Speaker 1>it is clean out of my head, out of whatever

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:13.160
<v Speaker 1>the fuck happened in that room.

0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:15.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, I've definitely turned a light on and seen

0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:17.719
<v Speaker 2>somebody in a room that I didn't think was gonna

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 2>be in a room before. Yeah, and that is. You're right,

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:23.680
<v Speaker 2>But aren't you also afraid somebody coming in when you pop?

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean I'm not. I'm listen. I fuck around

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:30.360
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to fears. You know, I'm not a

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.839
<v Speaker 1>monogamous when it comes to my fears. I don't cheat

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>on my wife. I cheat on my fears. I'm dogging

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:42.640
<v Speaker 1>them bitches out.

0:37:45.239 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 2>You think the bigger, the booty, the finder idiot, and

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:50.919
<v Speaker 2>now we can convince her. She walks witching that big

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 2>old booty and all that it ain't nothing but do doo.

0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 1>In there, come on, ain't nothing but do doo and

0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 1>them and them big old but fear.

0:38:09.600 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I also have another question. Are you afraid of close?

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, very much so. I think I am afraid of anything.

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I think your your articulation of the devil versus God

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>is sort of living in the same vein of like

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:29.719
<v Speaker 1>anything that is out of my even potential effort to control,

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:31.920
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like I can't even try

0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 1>to be the ghost. That feels like a cheat code,

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 1>and I that terrifies me.

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Same, I agree, Yeah, that's that's yeah, exactly, that exactly that.

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:44.720
<v Speaker 1>Me versus a ghost feels like when you play somebody

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:48.239
<v Speaker 1>who knew the code to like NBA Jam, where it's

0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:51.799
<v Speaker 1>like he's on fire all the time. Yes, it's like,

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:53.799
<v Speaker 1>all right, well I can't win.

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's how I too.

0:38:57.320 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? I picked the rookie Jason Kidd

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Grant Hill team, and that's a pretty solid team, and

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm yeah, you're gonna eat me alive.

0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:10.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, here's the thing I also as I got older,

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:14.840
<v Speaker 2>I also ghosts in the traditional sense don't scare me,

0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:16.880
<v Speaker 2>because I also get the feeling of like, if I

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:20.000
<v Speaker 2>can't do anything to them, what can they do to me? Mmm?

0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Like it feels like they could just pop out. Yeah,

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:27.680
<v Speaker 2>And that's sort of the extent of it, right, I

0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:28.319
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think if you buy into to television

0:39:31.600 --> 0:39:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and movies, they can do a lot of shit to you, Like,

0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:36.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, they can pass through walls, but they can

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:39.920
<v Speaker 1>also choke you. They can murder you, they can push you,

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 1>make you hurt yourself. Like there's they have a lot

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:46.600
<v Speaker 1>of potential if you buy into that. But if you're

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:50.520
<v Speaker 1>truly like no, you are just a lingering spirit, then not.

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they can do anything but scare you.

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:56.919
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, which is another thing that it's like, what's

0:39:56.920 --> 0:39:57.800
<v Speaker 2>the point.

0:39:58.120 --> 0:40:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And that's the problem. I think you made this

0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 1>point earlier, is that we need if you are to

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:07.080
<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts, you need to have a honest standardization

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:12.919
<v Speaker 1>of your beliefs and what these ghosts actually are, rather

0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:17.480
<v Speaker 1>than it just being looming spirits from whatever religion belief

0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:22.880
<v Speaker 1>background that you know that doesn't associate with any of

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:25.279
<v Speaker 1>the spirituality that could help you fix it.

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you? And also, here's the thing about ghosts, because

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:30.960
<v Speaker 2>there's another weird spooky thing I have. Do you believe

0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:34.160
<v Speaker 2>in the idea of familial ghosts, Like not so much

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 2>a ghost is like in the vein of trying to

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 2>scare you, but past family members surrounding you.

0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:46.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I believe in energy and.

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:54.719
<v Speaker 2>The one thing that's a fact great like I hear

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:55.800
<v Speaker 2>me out, I believe.

0:40:56.560 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I believe that that our energies are left with us,

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, or beyond us in rooms, in spaces, in uh,

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:10.319
<v Speaker 1>there is a transference of energy in every room and

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:13.480
<v Speaker 1>interaction that I have, And I do believe that that

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:17.239
<v Speaker 1>energy can linger and take on some sort of like

0:41:18.160 --> 0:41:24.240
<v Speaker 1>nearly humanoid form. I don't necessarily know that I believe

0:41:24.480 --> 0:41:28.479
<v Speaker 1>in the familial ghosts in the sense of like them

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:33.000
<v Speaker 1>coming and saying the thing that needed to be taught

0:41:33.080 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 1>to you in your ear, you know what I mean. Like,

0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe in that traditional like quote unquote haunting,

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:43.080
<v Speaker 1>but I do believe that like an energy can live

0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:45.959
<v Speaker 1>in you so rich and so around you, so sort

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:49.040
<v Speaker 1>of fucking vibrant that you do start to almost see

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 1>that person.

0:41:50.000 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's why you got to leave the room

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:53.720
<v Speaker 2>after you're nut. It's taken on a humanoid form.

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Ye, like, oh no, my papa's in the corner and

0:41:58.560 --> 0:41:59.720
<v Speaker 1>his arms are folded.

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 2>But here's the reason I asked you this, because this

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 2>is another weird, spooky thing. I guess I have more

0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 2>spooky shit than I ever.

0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're a real spooky motherfucker.

0:42:10.440 --> 0:42:12.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess so. Well. So this is a cold

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:15.560
<v Speaker 2>part about it. So this was this other thing where

0:42:15.640 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 2>me and a friend the backstory doesn't matter. I was

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:20.160
<v Speaker 2>talking to It's.

0:42:19.880 --> 0:42:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, oh no, okay, go ahead. It felt like you

0:42:25.000 --> 0:42:27.080
<v Speaker 1>wanted to tell the backstory and you're like, no, that's

0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:28.239
<v Speaker 1>too shameful. I'll keep that.

0:42:28.360 --> 0:42:30.400
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not even I told you the story about

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking being scared of I've already gone deep in shame

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:37.840
<v Speaker 2>on this. Yeah, he said, Yeah, this was embarrassed.

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:40.520
<v Speaker 1>And yet I'll open up to you not at all.

0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I won't trade a single story with you, David.

0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to remain close to it with all of

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 1>my shit.

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 2>That's why you're actually a funny guy. You're a truly

0:42:56.480 --> 0:43:02.359
<v Speaker 2>funny guy. Psychic, No, I mean, it's very funny. I

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:04.960
<v Speaker 2>was talking to a sidekick or whatever you want to

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 2>call him, and he was like real though it was

0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:11.080
<v Speaker 2>like people like it was months long waits to talk

0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:13.279
<v Speaker 2>to this guy. And I got it because it was

0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 2>this weird show business thing where we were talking to

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 2>him for a show.

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:21.279
<v Speaker 1>And you're consenting, which tells me you're not terribly afraid

0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:24.839
<v Speaker 1>of tinkering in the devil's magic of it all.

0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm consenting, but I definitely, I mean, now that I

0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:32.040
<v Speaker 2>think about it, if I'm gonna be honest, there must

0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:33.719
<v Speaker 2>have been some part of me that was willing to

0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 2>consent without fear, because the front of my mind was

0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 2>definitely skepticism was how I was approaching it, you know

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. And my partner and the thing she

0:43:47.200 --> 0:43:49.799
<v Speaker 2>was like I used to be away. She was all

0:43:49.840 --> 0:43:51.759
<v Speaker 2>into it and wanted to know about it, and I

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:54.480
<v Speaker 2>was coming to the point of like it, being skeptical,

0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 2>and he was like a guy who claims to talk

0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:59.480
<v Speaker 2>to people from the other side. So when we talked

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:02.080
<v Speaker 2>to him, he said whatever to my partner, and then

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.279
<v Speaker 2>he got to me and he was like, he was like,

0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:07.399
<v Speaker 2>you don't believe in this, right, and I was like, yeah,

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 2>not particularly, and he was like, I don't think so.

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it's actually quite the opposite, so much so

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 2>that you convince yourself that you don't believe in it.

0:44:18.640 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like eh. And then he was like, do

0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:22.160
<v Speaker 2>you know a lot of people who have died? And

0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:25.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like yeah, like kind of my first shirt,

0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:28.080
<v Speaker 2>a pretty good amount. And he was like, yeah, I

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.280
<v Speaker 2>can tell there's a bunch of them with you right now.

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 2>There's a bunch of them in he said, there's a

0:44:32.239 --> 0:44:34.640
<v Speaker 2>bunch of them in the room. He's like, there's a

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:36.640
<v Speaker 2>bunch of people in the room with you right now.

0:44:37.000 --> 0:44:38.880
<v Speaker 2>And if it's people that I know that have died,

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.120
<v Speaker 2>it's mostly just family and shit like that, which is

0:44:42.160 --> 0:44:47.680
<v Speaker 2>all black people. Shit. Yeah, it wasn't great.

0:44:48.200 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Prussell button, save us, preuss a fucking button. I actually

0:44:53.440 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 1>am one point four percent my Jerry and African. I'm

0:44:57.160 --> 0:44:58.000
<v Speaker 1>a sister.

0:44:58.160 --> 0:45:09.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay through but no, no, that was a visceral response.

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:14.160
<v Speaker 1>God damn it, that's huh okay. Here's here's where my

0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 1>skeptical brain kicked in during that the ending of that story,

0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:23.320
<v Speaker 1>which was fucking bone chilling, and if the one little

0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 1>question that did pop in my head that I'd love

0:45:25.640 --> 0:45:28.960
<v Speaker 1>to hear your thoughts on is why are they with you?

0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Like these are people that have other people, other things

0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:36.760
<v Speaker 1>going on, you know what I mean? Like in theory,

0:45:37.120 --> 0:45:41.080
<v Speaker 1>why are they all attached to you and not other cousins,

0:45:41.200 --> 0:45:44.399
<v Speaker 1>other loved ones, other whoever the fuck that also are

0:45:44.440 --> 0:45:50.279
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of their own trials? Got you?

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Yep? Oh that was the problem. Yeah, okay, that's now

0:45:58.080 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 2>you're going to write it off. But how did the

0:46:01.000 --> 0:46:05.799
<v Speaker 2>answers be special? I don't have a lightshiny what does Drew?

0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:15.640
<v Speaker 1>We got him? I feel like a hack if I

0:46:15.719 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 1>just took it, so we got him?

0:46:22.160 --> 0:46:24.360
<v Speaker 2>No, that was the joke answer. I think that is

0:46:24.400 --> 0:46:26.400
<v Speaker 2>a very good question, to be fair. I think that

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 2>is a very good question to be fair.

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 1>I do think that that that.

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:31.640
<v Speaker 2>But it also might be. It also might be we

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:34.480
<v Speaker 2>don't know to speak to what I was saying before.

0:46:34.600 --> 0:46:38.000
<v Speaker 2>If the case is that one of the only ways

0:46:38.000 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 2>that they have contacts through directly through a medium like this,

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:45.520
<v Speaker 2>then it would stand to reason that at the point

0:46:45.640 --> 0:46:49.279
<v Speaker 2>that they knew that I was contacting a person who

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:51.759
<v Speaker 2>could contact them, that that would be when they would

0:46:51.760 --> 0:46:54.840
<v Speaker 2>all gather. As opposed to just like you know what

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. That does that does make sense to me.

0:46:57.360 --> 0:47:00.640
<v Speaker 1>If they are able to watch over you and sort

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:05.320
<v Speaker 1>of like have this omniscient knowledge of your comings and goings,

0:47:05.920 --> 0:47:08.080
<v Speaker 1>it makes sense for them to be present for this

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:12.359
<v Speaker 1>moment as opposed to any other moment where they're just

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:16.239
<v Speaker 1>hanging out with you without any right incentive.

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Like this is an actual time we could get through. Yeah.

0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:20.880
<v Speaker 2>So it's like you know what you know what I

0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:23.319
<v Speaker 2>mean when you you ever call somebody and then with

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:25.560
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of friends and everybody's giving a shout out,

0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:29.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like, I feel like it's like that, ye, like

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:31.280
<v Speaker 2>who are you talking to? Oh? You're talking to David?

0:47:31.560 --> 0:47:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh tell Mike's an you know.

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:38.200
<v Speaker 1>And it's not like you got to say anything to David.

0:47:38.280 --> 0:47:43.920
<v Speaker 1>You just want David to know he has loved, he

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:49.040
<v Speaker 1>has thought about I am present for damn well. That

0:47:49.040 --> 0:47:52.839
<v Speaker 1>that at least then makes it feel a little more

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:56.799
<v Speaker 1>hopeful that that it isn't them lingering for any other

0:47:56.880 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 1>purpose but to remind you that you are cared for

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:04.319
<v Speaker 1>and loved and have people you know rooting for.

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:07.480
<v Speaker 2>You and so and then to bring it all full

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:10.080
<v Speaker 2>circle to this idea of like whether or not if

0:48:10.120 --> 0:48:13.360
<v Speaker 2>there are ghosts. I think if black ghosts are around,

0:48:13.560 --> 0:48:16.799
<v Speaker 2>I would like it. I would like to believe that

0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:21.880
<v Speaker 2>it is more in that vein of help and family

0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:24.200
<v Speaker 2>and wanting to show love than it is just like

0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:28.040
<v Speaker 2>hanging around to finish some unfinished business or some shit.

0:48:28.280 --> 0:48:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'd hate to think that there's some young black

0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:33.719
<v Speaker 1>teenager hanging around a finish line that.

0:48:33.840 --> 0:48:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Uh damn that you said I was dark Jesus Christ

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:49.000
<v Speaker 2>just laughing.

0:48:46.239 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 1>And get to get those niggers that he wanted. And

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:51.360
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I just got to hang out here forever

0:48:51.440 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 1>and always. No, it was really terrible, Olivia said, pressed

0:48:58.719 --> 0:48:59.600
<v Speaker 1>another button.

0:49:01.280 --> 0:49:04.359
<v Speaker 2>You're ugly, You're disgusting. I'm going to kill you. Give

0:49:04.360 --> 0:49:10.880
<v Speaker 2>me two hundred dollars. Well sat down. Lol.

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think we did it. I don't think we

0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:17.240
<v Speaker 1>need to take this any further.

0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 2>I think you're right. I think that we accomplished what

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:24.719
<v Speaker 2>it is we need to do.

0:49:24.800 --> 0:49:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Amplished just to recap it seems like we're in agreement

0:49:29.480 --> 0:49:33.160
<v Speaker 1>that if black ghosts do exist, and they are likely

0:49:33.719 --> 0:49:39.240
<v Speaker 1>more manifested for positive familiar relationships, then they are running

0:49:39.280 --> 0:49:42.399
<v Speaker 1>around saying oogie boogie in corners and shit.

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, white ghosts.

0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:48.759
<v Speaker 1>Y'all do what y'all want, And that's true of you

0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:52.480
<v Speaker 1>in the living, that honestly, that that really is how

0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:55.840
<v Speaker 1>you've treated your entire lives. And it's a shame that

0:49:55.920 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 1>even in the afterlife you somehow have managed to continue

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:01.040
<v Speaker 1>to be that. But it seems that.

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Way habitual line steppers.

0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Habitual line steppers through eternity. You want to tell the

0:50:11.000 --> 0:50:12.879
<v Speaker 1>people where they can find you on what cool shit

0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 1>you have going on.

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:17.280
<v Speaker 2>I am going to be headlining the Denver Comedy Works

0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 2>November twelfth. I'm going to be featuring for Shane Torres

0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:27.719
<v Speaker 2>at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin, Thanksgiving weekend, and

0:50:28.120 --> 0:50:31.960
<v Speaker 2>just announced I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio at

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Hilarities Comedy Club January twelfth and thirteen.

0:50:35.640 --> 0:50:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, and if you want to see me you

0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 1>can follow well follow me at Langston Herman. I'm back

0:50:40.360 --> 0:50:43.960
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter, y'all. I quit and I thought I was

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:48.160
<v Speaker 1>cool without it, but I felt like I was missing

0:50:48.440 --> 0:50:51.400
<v Speaker 1>a big part of the conversation. So I'm back and

0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not proud of that. But Papa sick and doesn't

0:50:57.239 --> 0:51:00.279
<v Speaker 1>so good being back, though, a little bit, man, I'd

0:51:00.320 --> 0:51:03.240
<v Speaker 1>just be knowing all the funny jokes when they're happening

0:51:03.320 --> 0:51:06.200
<v Speaker 1>and not like a three days later the way that

0:51:06.920 --> 0:51:08.799
<v Speaker 1>every other app is set up to be.

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:10.759
<v Speaker 2>And I feel you because when I sent you that

0:51:10.800 --> 0:51:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Bishop thing, I was truly I was so excited, like

0:51:13.560 --> 0:51:15.879
<v Speaker 2>when I saw it, I was so excited to talk

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:17.799
<v Speaker 2>to you about it. And then you were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that shit's old, that was a year old, and like

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<v Speaker 2>that that hurt that heard.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like saying it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>If that makes you feel better, I had to you

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<v Speaker 2>did what you had to do. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't feel any pride in being like this stupid mother.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like no, I was like, oh he just he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't on Twitter and that's good for him still, But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't make me feel good. It makes me feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can follow me on Twitter and Instagram at

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<v Speaker 1>Langston Kerman. Uh don't follow that's that, nigga. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see me live, I will be in

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<v Speaker 1>burling Burlington, Vermont, November tenth and eleventh, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>following week I'll be in Dallas at Hyenas Comedy Club

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<v Speaker 1>November seventeenth and eighteen and oh shit, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot uh. And as always, if you follow the pod,

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<v Speaker 1>like subscribe. We have an Instagram, we have a YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>We would like all of your your uh, it would

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<v Speaker 1>be our pleasure to entertain you on all of those platforms.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're talk, we got a TikTok. We we've

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<v Speaker 1>got all the shit that you may be interested in.

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<v Speaker 1>And apparently the YouTube has reached a certain number that

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<v Speaker 1>is inconvenient for David and I and we have not.

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<v Speaker 2>Sort of got it was one point nine eight and

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<v Speaker 2>then I looked at it and it was two point

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<v Speaker 2>one one all of.

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<v Speaker 1>A sudden, Yeah, I I I'm worried that we are

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<v Speaker 1>are becoming too successful too fast.

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<v Speaker 2>So who's checking these numbers? We're just YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're dressed in steven YouTube. To be honest with us,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't seem.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, feels like a problem. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop giving us these mister beast numbers and get us

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<v Speaker 1>back to anonymity. That said, we do owe you all

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<v Speaker 1>a video, and we will discuss when that video will happen.

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<v Speaker 1>And most importantly, if you want to send us your

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<v Speaker 1>own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the nigga ghosts that you have experienced

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<v Speaker 1>in your life, send it all to my Mama pod

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. That's the whole shebang, by bitch

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<v Speaker 1>my Chips and your Quality Bears are racist.

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<v Speaker 2>The host money, turkey stuff I can't tell me