Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome this season too. Eighty nine,
Speaker 1: Episode four four of The Daily Seitgeist. Someone say, y'all, yeah,
Speaker 1: there we go. This is still a production of iHeartRadio,
Speaker 1: and it's still a podcast where we take a deep
Speaker 1: dive into American share consciousness. It is Friday, June two,
Speaker 1: June Second gun Damn twenty twenty three, aka National Rotisserie
Speaker 1: Chicken Day. Oh my god, you know, oh boy, what
Speaker 1: are my favorite rotissy chickens? Obviously gotta go to the
Speaker 1: Kirkland signature ones at Costco Kirks and Boston Market when
Speaker 1: that shit came out, I remember that was they were
Speaker 1: fucking killing the streets. And then also any local like
Speaker 1: Farmers Market where you see the dudes got the rotisseries
Speaker 1: and all the fat is just dripping on the potatoes
Speaker 1: underneath that shit. Yeah. Always anyway, it's also National leave
Speaker 1: the Office Early Day. Oh shit, okay, we're doing that,
Speaker 1: National Bubba Day. I don't know what that is, International
Speaker 1: Volkswagen Bus Day, National Doughnut Day, and National Rocky Road
Speaker 1: Day for those. For the for the screen, my name
Speaker 1: is Miles Gray aka I don't wanna squeeze my thighs.
Speaker 1: I don't wanna go and poop. I'm in diaper's babe,
Speaker 1: because I don't wanna miss a thing. Because even when
Speaker 1: I think she's through and I can be this mountain dude,
Speaker 1: I paid too much, babe, and I'm not gonna miss
Speaker 1: a thing. I don't wanna miss one song, even if
Speaker 1: I have to piss. I just wanna be with you
Speaker 1: when I pull for last kiss, and I just wanna
Speaker 1: stand real close and sing his song line for line.
Speaker 1: I won't remainber this moment tomorrow by this time. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: Shout out to Christy. I'm a Gucci mane for that
Speaker 1: wonderful aerosmith. You don't want to miss a thing inspired
Speaker 1: by the people who have Taylor Swift amnesia, the people
Speaker 1: that are loading up on adult diapers during the Eras
Speaker 1: tour so they can just not miss a fucking thing.
Speaker 1: And you know what he caught me. I said, I
Speaker 1: don't want to miss a thing, and he ali, youth
Speaker 1: is so fair. Shout out to you, Christy. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: guess what. Obviously I'm the substitute teacher, so that means
Speaker 1: I got a guest host. And actually coming into this,
Speaker 1: we were kind of confused. I'm like, who's gonna be
Speaker 1: the guest host?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be the guest And actually, on paper, today's
Speaker 1: guest host is none other than the fantastic producer, legendary
Speaker 1: Rocket League player, legendary DJ, legendary fucking kind guy. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show, Daniel good.
Speaker 3: Man, interboy DJ Daniel aka the Gleioc Gulper.
Speaker 1: Here for all my tears of the Kingdom people. What
Speaker 1: happened to be here? What is a gle what's a gleoc?
Speaker 3: There are these dragons that are hanging around the Kingdom
Speaker 3: of High Rule and you go and fight those guys
Speaker 3: and they're called Gleios and uh oh okay, this is Dawn stream.
Speaker 3: I decided to go take a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Like you streaming the news Elda game. It's the only
Speaker 1: thing I'm streaming. I'm still like, I'm still early in
Speaker 1: the first because when I got my switch, I've then
Speaker 1: I'm about to get disco Elysium. Because one of our
Speaker 1: guests is like, yo, you gotta try that ship because
Speaker 1: it's it's on some other ship that is absolutely on
Speaker 1: some other ship that kept putting in the work on
Speaker 1: the switch. Okay, lot, we thought I was coming off
Speaker 1: the screen with the switch. H. Anyway, we're joined today
Speaker 1: by look, a legendary voice on this podcast, literally a
Speaker 1: legendary voice in general. I would say this man hosts
Speaker 1: game shows, host podcasts. I don't know what else to say.
Speaker 1: International traveler, fantastic comedian, actor, writer, multi hyphen nate, Chicago's
Speaker 1: very own jockey's.
Speaker 4: Looking out upon the side guist is daily means every day,
Speaker 4: So tell him why why tell him that it's just
Speaker 4: the guys with Miles dead and it's de means every
Speaker 4: day to day?
Speaker 2: Oh what up here?
Speaker 5: You know how hard it is to sing? Michael Jackson
Speaker 5: tried that falsetto is hard. Man, It's sucked, and people
Speaker 5: could let me know it sucks because it did because
Speaker 5: you didn't.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean, I didn't know that. In the
Speaker 1: s W V s V song right here, that one
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Pharrell is the one saying s double
Speaker 1: double v.
Speaker 6: H.
Speaker 5: Was he like he wasn't known then? Or behind the
Speaker 5: scenes like.
Speaker 1: He was always Teddy Riley's like ghost Rid and Teddy
Speaker 1: Riley's protege. So if you know rump Shaker, all I
Speaker 1: want to do was zooms the rap verse at Teddy's
Speaker 1: Spitting that was written by Farrell. That was written by Pharrell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you also know?
Speaker 5: Speaking of Pharrell, I saw an interview that front you
Speaker 5: know him and jay Z was originally written for Prince
Speaker 5: really and yes, and he was like, and Prince turned
Speaker 5: it down, So he was like, all I was doing
Speaker 5: in that song when I took.
Speaker 1: It over was just imitating Prince. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then rock your Body with Justin Timberlake was written
Speaker 5: for Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that was that was that a
Speaker 1: lot of people were like, Who's who is he? Think?
Speaker 1: He Michael?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it was written for Mike, and Mike turned
Speaker 5: Mike listened, and then Mike was like, I don't want
Speaker 5: that ship. Give me something else, and like he get
Speaker 5: I forgot what he got. I think he gave him like, uh,
Speaker 5: rock your World or Butterfly or I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but rock your World. Yeah. So we think
Speaker 1: the slowdown because you weren't used to have. Wow, that
Speaker 1: would have been friends. Can you imagine that Prince and
Speaker 1: Jay that ship? What I mean, it's still I love it.
Speaker 1: The singing would have been way better than for but
Speaker 1: that part, you know, could could you could have used
Speaker 1: the purple one on that one shout out to.
Speaker 2: But his falsetto in that song though, is kind of
Speaker 2: it being like not really good but not really bad.
Speaker 5: It's kind of what makes that song to me. It's
Speaker 5: just like, oh, this is every nigga who think they
Speaker 5: can sing. This is how we would sound. I was,
Speaker 5: you know, you know, I was screaming that ship in
Speaker 5: the car like yes, oh my god. Every time your
Speaker 5: name was brought up. I would act in front of.
Speaker 1: Welcome to old Millennial Wash Radio, and I'm I know,
Speaker 1: we're normally we're supposed to talk about the news, but
Speaker 1: when you get the three of us together, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go backwards, back way back way back into that to
Speaker 1: start talking about some mold fucking bangers. Anyway, jack Key's
Speaker 1: good to have you, man. What's what's new? What's good
Speaker 1: are you doing? Oh man? You know, life is life
Speaker 1: is beautiful.
Speaker 2: We're just out here and this strike the strike world,
Speaker 2: SAG probably about to strike.
Speaker 5: If you're listening to this and you and SAG and
Speaker 5: you have not voted yet, vote, get your vote authorized authorized?
Speaker 5: Are board the opportunity to use striking as a negotiating tactic.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, and when they turned down everything, we propose
Speaker 5: it's time to strike. Baby that's going.
Speaker 1: On the DJ. Did the d g A also authorize
Speaker 1: a strike? I'm not sure. I know they're like, I
Speaker 1: know they said, they're like, yo, we're we're in it
Speaker 1: with y'all. But I feel like every that's been the thing,
Speaker 1: like all the unions are like, this might be the time.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's the time.
Speaker 5: I mean, yo, I'm let everybody know enjoy your TV
Speaker 5: now because it's gonna be a nice little loll and
Speaker 5: new television.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be this fall. Have you seen then? It's
Speaker 1: all reality? Speaking of which, have you seen that show
Speaker 1: on Netflix? Siren, the Korean competition reality show with the
Speaker 1: all women contestants. It's like firefighters versus police, versus bodyguards,
Speaker 1: versus soldiers, versus athletes verus stunt women. Cool to see this, yo,
Speaker 1: It's like the most turned up game of Capture the
Speaker 1: Flag the first five minutes. Like I'm like on the
Speaker 1: third episode and it's kind of maybe slowing down, but
Speaker 1: the way they start off the show, you're like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: Like Korean reality, they just know what the fuck they're doing,
Speaker 1: Like they know how to fucking They know how to
Speaker 1: get you invested off the rip. There's no messing around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: I've been telling everybody like, have you seen this ship? Anyway?
Speaker 1: But please let's let's also make sure shout out to
Speaker 1: all the writers who are the ones who make the
Speaker 1: shows that are actually worth talking about over and over again.
Speaker 1: But anyway, let's tell people what we are gonna talk
Speaker 1: about on today's episode. Just a bit of good news.
Speaker 1: You know, one of these people with a little of
Speaker 1: a platform, a major league baseball pitcher, was on some
Speaker 1: you know, target is doing some satanic groomor shit. We're
Speaker 1: not about that. And guess what, neither of the fans.
Speaker 1: Neither are the fans of his own fucking team. So
Speaker 1: we'll talk a little bit about the chorus of booze
Speaker 1: that was experienced by that person. Then you know, maybe
Speaker 1: we'll talk a little bit about it. I don't know
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, there's like recordings of him talking about how
Speaker 1: he stole documents or something. I don't know. I can't really,
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably not even worth talking about because
Speaker 1: who knows where that ends up. We'll talk about, you know,
Speaker 1: get into some an interesting discussion. You know, Jack's not here,
Speaker 1: but Danill, you found something from Cracked.
Speaker 3: I may have I dug into the archives about some
Speaker 3: highly irrational fears, and.
Speaker 1: I think they're worth a conversation.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean also, because let's be real, some of us
Speaker 1: have some irrational fears, myself included. But I will not
Speaker 1: reveal them. I will not reveal them on this show
Speaker 1: because I will not let them be used against me.
Speaker 1: And then we will check in with the latest saddest
Speaker 1: Trump griff that somehow Trump is not involved in. But
Speaker 1: it's man like when you hear about it, you're like, damn,
Speaker 1: y'all really fell for this shit. But again speaks to
Speaker 1: the desperation in our society. But first, before I do
Speaker 1: any of that, Jackie Sneil, what is something from your
Speaker 1: short history that is revealing about who you are? What
Speaker 1: you are interested in? Right now?
Speaker 5: Let me uh, let me talk to the ladies real quick.
Speaker 5: Let me talk to the Let me talk to the
Speaker 5: ladies in the house. Turn your radios down, turn it
Speaker 5: back up you want, all right, So let me tell
Speaker 5: you something. You know how, it's always surprises me that
Speaker 5: like men don't know about the female body, like basic
Speaker 5: shit you know, and things like that. You want to
Speaker 5: know how to get a dude to learn just like
Speaker 5: the most basic shit about things like periods and tell
Speaker 5: them like you might be pregnant, and that motherfucker is
Speaker 5: gonna get on the Google search. That nigga gonna learn
Speaker 5: everything about ovulation. He gonna learn, ship about your commuter
Speaker 5: is lying falling down? He gonna learn. He gonna learn
Speaker 5: about your cycle. He gonna be like, all right, so
Speaker 5: is your basil temperature up or down?
Speaker 1: Wow? Italian basil temperature?
Speaker 2: Let me what's your what's your basil temperature?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: Now when you get the mucus coming out of the
Speaker 5: cervical mucus, is that thick or you gonna learn?
Speaker 1: He learns.
Speaker 5: That's how he learns, right, Like Miles and Dan both
Speaker 5: like what the fuck is that? Let me tell you
Speaker 5: I just had a baby.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is new.
Speaker 5: You just had a baby. But see it wasn't but
Speaker 5: it wasn't a pregnancy scared you were ready for the baby.
Speaker 5: You was like, oh the baby coming ship.
Speaker 1: I did my job. The same way. When you're trying
Speaker 1: to be like yo, this is this, it is this it,
Speaker 1: you do start being like Okay, what's like, did you
Speaker 1: do the peace stick?
Speaker 2: You know what, we gotta we gotta learn this ship,
Speaker 2: we gotta become We have to know it just as
Speaker 2: well as our partners, especially if they are women.
Speaker 1: You know, we gotta know this.
Speaker 2: So that is what's my good, that's my gross.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guessing you didn't have any kind of
Speaker 1: moment where you thought maybe that your your fortunes had
Speaker 1: changed in terms of the fatherhood department.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, listen, No, I'm not saying all that.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying you're working on material.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying for the ladies out there, like you
Speaker 5: need agib you know, I want I want you to
Speaker 5: know that if you want, if you want your man
Speaker 5: to know a little bit more, and and you're not
Speaker 5: like trying to conceive, just be like, who my mood
Speaker 5: is feeling.
Speaker 2: A little weird. I feel a little strange right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the like super hetero hip hop man
Speaker 1: would be like yo, you mean like Lil Wayne that
Speaker 1: link text?
Speaker 5: Yes, but I think that's I think that's It always
Speaker 5: baffles me when I, like I said, it does baffle
Speaker 5: me that like we have not been expected to just
Speaker 5: no more I.
Speaker 1: Mean, baby, that's just patriarchy, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: you know, you grow up in a fucking existence where
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, and there's you and then there's the
Speaker 1: other people. And then as long as you're as long
Speaker 1: as you're shit working, don't worry about it. Women will
Speaker 1: handle it like and then you realize you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that is not equitable at all or any kind of
Speaker 1: world I want to live in.
Speaker 5: And then you learn and then you learn shit like
Speaker 5: I shouldn't say this because this is a joke everybody,
Speaker 5: but then you learn shit like if you ain't opulating,
Speaker 5: then you can bust wrong. You mean the old fucking yeah,
Speaker 5: terrible terrible man logic.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, old head logic. Right. I had a family
Speaker 1: member like that, one of my younger cousins who was
Speaker 1: living like that, and I was like, bro, you like,
Speaker 1: that's not science. And he's like, well, he's like, but hey, man,
Speaker 1: if you worry about that stuff, then it'll happen. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm like, are you man, my sperm guy?
Speaker 1: Worry in it, then it's go find it. You cannot
Speaker 1: manifest contraception, okay, but okay, do whatever you gotta do.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 5: You know what's overrated? And I think everybody's gonna agree
Speaker 5: with me. So I'm using this as my platform to say,
Speaker 5: fucking stop. It is when you're driving on the freeway
Speaker 5: and little traffic hits and you get to the point
Speaker 5: of why there's traffic, and it's because there's an accident
Speaker 5: on the other side of the road, and everybody got
Speaker 5: to stop and ship and turn their head, and then
Speaker 5: all of a sudden, the goddamn red seat opens and
Speaker 5: all the cars like go and driving normal.
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah, man, stop, stop, stop it.
Speaker 1: And stop it. Although you know what, he's so mad.
Speaker 1: You know what I do though, When it's slowing down,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm gonna use this opportunity because it's
Speaker 1: slow to check it out. But I won't slow more
Speaker 1: than I have to.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Yeah, if everybody's slowing down.
Speaker 1: I want to see it looks up. Yeah yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn my head and look too. You know, Beetle
Speaker 1: is turned all the way around the wrong way, so
Speaker 1: I have to know what happened here.
Speaker 2: But if we was all going fast, I would even
Speaker 2: I would also, but yeah, we already I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: ahead and look to see if somebody did.
Speaker 1: I think it's that same thing. You know, it's a
Speaker 1: shot in Freuda where it's like, damn, glad that's not me.
Speaker 1: But also like I think it's like the same thing
Speaker 1: like when you're a kid too. You know, like when
Speaker 1: you're a kid and you're at like you're at the
Speaker 1: park or something, to the toy store and you hear
Speaker 1: like some other little kid getting in trouble with their
Speaker 1: parent and like they're getting yelled at, and party was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to see what the fuck is that's about.
Speaker 1: I think it's the same sensation because man I used
Speaker 1: to remember. I remember like when I would hear like
Speaker 1: a parent yell like at a park, I would immediately like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's my TV show Home. I'm late. Let me go
Speaker 1: check this out because you know, curious through that.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, can I can I tell you guys
Speaker 5: something that happened to me a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 5: when that happened to me but happened in front of
Speaker 5: me speaking of accidents, please, I'll make it quick. I
Speaker 5: was driving down my road that you're in my house,
Speaker 5: and like a cop pulled down in front of me,
Speaker 5: like turned on the sirris and pulled down in front
Speaker 5: of me.
Speaker 1: So I show down.
Speaker 5: He's maybe like half a block in front of me,
Speaker 5: and then after about another block he's going straight. An
Speaker 5: animal services vehicle a van like turns right onto the
Speaker 5: road that we're going straight on and kind of turns
Speaker 5: and like into the path of like the police officer
Speaker 5: who has a sirens on and is going and shit.
Speaker 5: And then as civilians, we're talled, emergency vehicle comes, we
Speaker 5: go to the right, right, emergency vehicles are taught you
Speaker 5: go to the left. So they both were about to meet,
Speaker 5: so they both went to the left, and because they
Speaker 5: both went to the left, then they had to swerve
Speaker 5: extra hard. So then the animal services vehicle start swerving
Speaker 5: back and started spinning out and going to the right,
Speaker 5: and the police officer spun all the way to the left,
Speaker 5: jumped the curb and ran through an apartment building.
Speaker 1: Oh in front of me? What oh right in front
Speaker 1: of me?
Speaker 2: Wow, And like I like, and you know, listen, ain't
Speaker 2: cat baby, you know, fucked well, but I pulled the
Speaker 2: fuck over. Man. I was like, is this nigga dead?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, so the cop car fully just went into
Speaker 1: like fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, the cop car didn't slow down and then
Speaker 2: just the building, the building stopped the cop car like
Speaker 2: it was going into that motherfucker so and like it
Speaker 2: fucked the building up, and like his car everything. Somebody
Speaker 2: had to come pull him out and he was alive
Speaker 2: and ship and once he was alive, then I flipped
Speaker 2: him off and was like you deserve it. But like
Speaker 2: after that, for that, I was like, is this was
Speaker 2: the animal control van? Then eventually he came back or
Speaker 2: she came around, and then like went to go check.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of happy to say she was in the
Speaker 2: emergency's vehicle because or else he probably would have fucked
Speaker 2: her up.
Speaker 1: If she was like a regular person. Was Beyonce driving,
Speaker 1: because they both went to the left, to the left
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know about me, I'll let you
Speaker 1: in this apartment building or tree, all right, I can
Speaker 1: call it another in a minute, matter of fact, they'll
Speaker 1: be here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wild. I just had to tell I had to tell
Speaker 1: America that is wild when you see some ship like that,
Speaker 1: if it's not usually we're there for the aftermath, aftermath,
Speaker 1: shady aftermath. What is something you think is overrated or
Speaker 1: no underrated. I'm sorry underrated. I think Hayden is underrated.
Speaker 1: I know everybody always says Hayden is overrated, Like why
Speaker 1: you're Hayden man? I think Hayden can be underrated too,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you why. Sometimes you gotta know
Speaker 1: when you're doing wack shit. Sometimes you gotta know when
Speaker 1: you're doing wack shit.
Speaker 5: And sometimes some people gotta know when they being whack
Speaker 5: and when like shit is happening that you're like, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, fuck you like?
Speaker 1: Sometimes people need that fuel.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people need that. If everybody loves you, then love
Speaker 2: it ain't special. So sometimes you need the hate to
Speaker 2: fuel and love and seek out the fire. So when
Speaker 2: I say things like fuck the Celtics, yeah, I'm hating,
Speaker 2: I'm hating. Yeah, but guess what it made those Celtics.
Speaker 5: Fans want to win that even more so when they
Speaker 5: lost and then they did, and when they lost eventually
Speaker 5: then it felt even better for me. But imagine how
Speaker 5: good you would have felt if you could have squashed
Speaker 5: my hate. Like hating brings about better feelings when you
Speaker 5: get to squash the hate.
Speaker 1: So you're saying I hate y'all because I love y'all.
Speaker 2: I hate y'all because I love y'all and I want
Speaker 2: your best for you. I want the best for y'all.
Speaker 2: I want you to feel the best.
Speaker 1: I mean, trust me, when they almost came back from
Speaker 1: three to zero down, I was like, I do I
Speaker 1: want this for anybody? Also?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Also it makes me I think, like getting swept
Speaker 5: would have been less embarrassing. They're winning all, winning those
Speaker 5: three games, and they had come in and getting curved
Speaker 5: something that.
Speaker 1: Would have been bad. That would have been bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Oh I know. I look, I know they're Celtics
Speaker 1: fans out there. I know somebody all are listening, and
Speaker 1: my heart goes out with you because look, as much
Speaker 1: as both of our teams and I mean the Lakers
Speaker 1: and the Subjects, we would have liked to put that
Speaker 1: eighth after the seven on our jerseys, look at that
Speaker 1: eighteenth chip. It's not happening. Maybe we both to listen.
Speaker 1: I know, y'all Lakers fan, Miles, your Lakers fan. I
Speaker 1: know y'all was also hating too, because something, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something.
Speaker 5: You know, if the Lakers would have got swept and
Speaker 5: Boston would have been the first team to come back
Speaker 5: from down three, oh oh, they would they.
Speaker 1: Would have been would have heard. Yeah, that's why, that's
Speaker 1: why I needed that. I'm like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not like this. It's so funny. I kept sending texts
Speaker 1: to Jabari or producer on mad Busi's and Jack when
Speaker 1: we're watching the games, and I just kept sending the
Speaker 1: meme from Matrix where I think it's switched, just going
Speaker 1: no like this, no like this, because I was like,
Speaker 1: especially after game six, I was like, oh, I'm not
Speaker 1: like this anyway. Check into Moles and jackot mad Boosties
Speaker 1: for even more talking about the NBA, because it is,
Speaker 1: it is wonderful. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come right back because we hate you, because
Speaker 1: we love you. Okay, we'll be right back here, man,
Speaker 1: and we're back. And uh, you know, recently there was
Speaker 1: a story about how the Air Force just canceled a
Speaker 1: drag show during Pride Night, and you know, as we
Speaker 1: deal with like rampant him home homophobia in this country, uh,
Speaker 1: like it's good to know sometimes people are pushing back
Speaker 1: because that's honestly where we need to be, because this
Speaker 1: is like the the pace at which the homophobia is
Speaker 1: amplifying and become intensifying is alarming. And the Toronto Blue Jays,
Speaker 1: I just want to say the fans over in Toronto
Speaker 1: did a good thing because their crappy relief picture first
Speaker 1: made headlines back in April. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: remember that thing on Twitter where this guy was on
Speaker 1: a United Airlines flight and with his like pregnant wife
Speaker 1: and like they had kids that were spilling popcorn during
Speaker 1: the flight, and he was like, I can't believe United
Speaker 1: actually made us clean up all this popcorn. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: remember that ship and people were like what the fucking kids?
Speaker 1: They're like, they're throw Like the picture was like it
Speaker 1: looked like they were throwing fucking popcorn around like it
Speaker 1: was a wedding and it was like rice going up anyway,
Speaker 1: So he was from that from that moment of Twitter infamy.
Speaker 1: Anthony bass is his name. Again. Twitter came at him.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, how Entyler are you?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 1: That and the other This motherfucker deleted his Twitter. Shit,
Speaker 1: that's how bad I think the fucking hate came. So
Speaker 1: but again, Hayden is underrated. Shame. Shame, Yeah, shame is
Speaker 1: important because you know, we live in when when people
Speaker 1: are shameless, we get ship like we're seeing right now
Speaker 1: all over the country. But anyway, this man did not
Speaker 1: let that fucking you know, uh deter him from his
Speaker 1: quest to be one of the most hated people on
Speaker 1: social media. He kept an Instagram account, though, and recently
Speaker 1: shared a video in which this guy is urging people
Speaker 1: to quote consider boycotting Target on behalf of Christianity and
Speaker 1: the Bible because Target is pushing a quote Satanist agenda,
Speaker 1: in which case I say, yeah, bring Satan up. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Satan sound pretty cool. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean if you look at the hey, yo, check out
Speaker 1: the Ten Commandments. They're they're they're ten Commandments. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck with that. Yeah, yeah, this just mean like don't.
Speaker 2: Be that.
Speaker 1: That party, well, you know, Jesus is about is about abstaining.
Speaker 1: Satan is about indulging, I guess in a more sort
Speaker 1: of very oversimplified way. Anyway, Anyway, so there was a
Speaker 1: huge backlash because people are like, booh, this fucking homophobic bullshit,
Speaker 1: and the fans were coming at him. The people in
Speaker 1: Toronto were just apparently just being like this is fucking stupid,
Speaker 1: and there was all this outrage. So he had to
Speaker 1: issue in a pay I'll say, quote unquote apology. I apologize.
Speaker 1: I would say it's half asked, but that would be
Speaker 1: an insult to half asses. And he so he came
Speaker 1: out to the dugout, spoke to reporters for about a
Speaker 1: whole thirty seconds, and he was saying something like this.
Speaker 1: He said, quote, I recognized yesterday I made a post
Speaker 1: that was harmful to the Pride community, which includes friends
Speaker 1: of mine and close family members of mine. And I'm
Speaker 1: truly to call it. I mean, that is some You
Speaker 1: couldn't be further like out of touch with the LGBTQ
Speaker 1: community if you calling it the Pride community and miss
Speaker 1: me with the friends of mine and close family members,
Speaker 1: because if that was the case, you wouldn't be saying
Speaker 1: the Pride community to the rainbows. Yeah, He's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: the Roy g Biff community, I feel really bad about
Speaker 1: what I said. And he said he would see quote
Speaker 1: to better educate himself to quote make better decisions going
Speaker 1: forward with the help of the Blue Jays resources. And
Speaker 1: people were like, what in the fuck does that mean? Also, like,
Speaker 1: you got a lot of work to do if you're
Speaker 1: gonna if you believe that Pride Month is somehow the
Speaker 1: work of the devil, Like I don't know what resources
Speaker 1: they got for like a fucking like an ayahuasca trip
Speaker 1: so you can go into your subconscious and be like, yo,
Speaker 1: get to clear out this your homophobic demons you got
Speaker 1: in you anyway, So the team, No, no repercussions from
Speaker 1: his team or the league. But he just made his
Speaker 1: first appearance in a game since all this came out.
Speaker 1: And let me listen, let me just allow you to
Speaker 1: let me play some game audio from when they brought
Speaker 1: in this relief pitcher really quick, so you can hear
Speaker 1: the fans in his own stadium man responding to this shift. Fun.
Speaker 1: Here he comes out the dugout or out of the bullpen.
Speaker 1: There it is, there's that course of booze. There's so
Speaker 1: many more angles of this, And I wanted to play
Speaker 1: this one because there's not a person booing, like holding
Speaker 1: the camera just so you can hear that. The whole
Speaker 1: place is like and apparently during the whole broadcast and stuff,
Speaker 1: like they tried to turn the crowd sound down on
Speaker 1: the broadcast or like the stadium of people were trying
Speaker 1: to turn the music up. Wow, it just it just
Speaker 1: it didn't work. So again this is there.
Speaker 2: Evident too when Hayden is good, you know, like exactly
Speaker 2: boo nigga boo. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5: It's a very weird thing for me because like, as
Speaker 5: somebody who watches sports and also lives in this world,
Speaker 5: like I think that it as one does. I think
Speaker 5: that's sometimes like we especially us on what I would
Speaker 5: say is the left side of the equation, forget that,
Speaker 5: Like you know, there's hundreds and thousands of people's in
Speaker 5: like some of these like sports organizations, and not all
Speaker 5: of them are going to be on the same side
Speaker 5: as you, right, but it's always jarring when we like
Speaker 5: hear it and see it. So like sometimes I forget
Speaker 5: like oh yeah, like there's trash people like and then
Speaker 5: there's trash people on these teams. There's trash people that
Speaker 5: stands next in hugs and like fist bumps and like
Speaker 5: your favorite player who is not a trash person like
Speaker 5: you know. So it's a very weird like push and
Speaker 5: pull with some of these athletes and their beliefs and
Speaker 5: their belief system and things like that. So I personally
Speaker 5: try not to get as wrapped up in it because
Speaker 5: they can become consuming. It's like well, who can I
Speaker 5: root for on my team and blatah, So I understand that,
Speaker 5: but bruh. Also, you gotta stop sticking your foot in
Speaker 5: your It's like the motherfuckers that are on the other side,
Speaker 5: they specialize in sticking their foot deep down their throat
Speaker 5: and re walk in with their feet like you see
Speaker 5: stick at your foot so far down your mouth. It's
Speaker 5: just like, just shut up, dude, just stop, just shut up,
Speaker 5: don't double down.
Speaker 1: It's the kind of but it's the kind of atmosphere
Speaker 1: that this kind of like homophobia needs to be met with,
Speaker 1: you know, because people are quiet. I mean like right now,
Speaker 1: you know you see you see target back pedaling because
Speaker 1: all these fucking stupid ass right wingers are in there
Speaker 1: like fucking around destroying pride like displays or harassing the
Speaker 1: the employees there being like, oh so you support Satan.
Speaker 1: Shout out to that one woman who's like yeah, and
Speaker 1: the guy was like oh, and he's like, well, God's
Speaker 1: not gonna like this, like I don't believe in God,
Speaker 1: and he's like, well, child, then I'm gonna pray for you.
Speaker 1: It's wild how quickly those people they can't believe someone
Speaker 1: just chest pass it. Right back to be like, not
Speaker 1: a fuck with that. I'm an atheist, And they're like,
Speaker 1: but then how can I spook you into being regressive
Speaker 1: with these Wait, so you've unburdened yourself. Yeah, motherfucker, Now
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of my store. Yeah, it's again,
Speaker 1: it's like something where when there's this much hatred being
Speaker 1: like coming through official channels, like whether it's the government
Speaker 1: or just through these people with a bit of a platform,
Speaker 1: like you gotta we have to push back because this
Speaker 1: is truly like, oh, I can't imagine. So the backsliding
Speaker 1: is obscene right now. And I think, like I said
Speaker 1: in the last episode, it's like the Nuremberg laws, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like they are they are criminalizing just people's existence
Speaker 1: in so many ways and like to stand idly by,
Speaker 1: like come on, get at the very least blew the
Speaker 1: shit out of these people, is what we have to say.
Speaker 1: Do you think Clayton Kershaw is going to get the
Speaker 1: same treatment because him coming out super hard, being like, well,
Speaker 1: after all that nonsense, I wanted to make sure we
Speaker 1: pushed the Christian faith and Family Day is just like
Speaker 1: such a rather, I don't think making fun of anyone's
Speaker 1: religion is a good thing. It's like, okay, but what
Speaker 1: about people in your religion demonizing, dehumanizing, vilifying people who
Speaker 1: are just being them? What about that ship? Because that's
Speaker 1: what it's a response to. It's not it's not that
Speaker 1: the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence started as a group to
Speaker 1: be like, you know what, it's a response to the
Speaker 1: regressive teachings and all this other ship that keeps people oppressed.
Speaker 1: That's what it's a response to. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that's that's where you're gonna that's what you'll see. Clayton
Speaker 1: Kershaw's was a little board, was a little more nuanced.
Speaker 1: He wasn't trying to be like, man, fuck target. He
Speaker 1: was trying to be like, let's lift up the Christian people.
Speaker 1: Which is the which the more pr savvy version of
Speaker 1: being I'm a homophore.
Speaker 5: His was more dog whistling. His was more pr His
Speaker 5: was more pr friendly. Also, like you know, he's been
Speaker 5: in an organization for a long time. One championship and
Speaker 5: Dodger fans for trash, so they're not going to belo.
Speaker 1: But like, and that's it's not your stadium still the
Speaker 1: most like like the worst place to go to as
Speaker 1: an away fans.
Speaker 2: That Dodger fans are.
Speaker 1: It's trash, bro No, like to the point where you're like,
Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, I have friends who are like Atlanta
Speaker 1: Braves fans. I'm like, yeah, let's go to the Dodger game.
Speaker 1: And then like I'm like, yo, why are you throwing
Speaker 1: trash at me? I got a Dodger hat on, so
Speaker 1: like I should at least have a protective veil over
Speaker 1: if I bring this Braves fan with me, don't fucking throw.
Speaker 3: Shit at us? Okay, that Douger Stadium, it's the opposite.
Speaker 3: You create a force field of you're around them, therefore
Speaker 3: you are them.
Speaker 1: Sorry we don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And like it's not
Speaker 1: every in Look, not every fan is trash. There are
Speaker 1: some a lot of great fans.
Speaker 5: But again in every but I've been to a when
Speaker 5: Couch won the World Series in sixteen, we played the
Speaker 5: Dodgers in the NLCS and I was at Game three
Speaker 5: and the Dodgers won that game. They shut us down
Speaker 5: at that game, like Dodger fans was like throwing beers
Speaker 5: at Cubs fans, getting in our face, Like.
Speaker 2: Y'all choking again, y'all choking again?
Speaker 5: Like, oh man, let's look at oh man, we going
Speaker 5: to the World Series, Like, let's look up tickets. Somebody
Speaker 5: put their hands on my girl, like she had a
Speaker 5: cub shirt and it was like, take this cub shirt.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
Speaker 5: She told me after the fact, which was very smart
Speaker 5: because I would have fought, but like and so I
Speaker 5: was just like, this is the worst. And it made
Speaker 5: me so happy when after that game the Cubs came
Speaker 5: and fucking lay the Yeah, I'm on the Dodgers for
Speaker 5: the rest of that series. When I tell I'm not
Speaker 5: joking with you, Miles and Dan, I'm not joking. This
Speaker 5: is how much I wanted to, like rub it in
Speaker 5: the face. I was on Instagram for about three hours
Speaker 5: just looking at random Dodgers fan accounts to see if
Speaker 5: I could find the face of the person who got
Speaker 5: in my face. Was like, y'all choking again, just so
Speaker 5: I can send him a d M and be like,
Speaker 5: how about that show, bitch?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: That doesn't paint me necessarily in a good life, but
Speaker 2: you know, I think I wanted that.
Speaker 1: I think the sports are the ultimate venue in which
Speaker 1: you were allowed to draw people like there's there's hate
Speaker 1: for who people are. And then there's sports drawing, which
Speaker 1: is the best place to be like oh yeah, well
Speaker 1: fuck you and if you're reasonable, you just leave it.
Speaker 1: Fuck your team. Put my hands on you because your team,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that's where I'm at Anyway.
Speaker 1: I think it's just it's a way for us to
Speaker 1: get our little tribalisms out, you know. And I'm glad.
Speaker 5: I'm proud of the Jays fans though, I'm glad boo,
Speaker 5: I'm glad y'all boot the shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, you know, like again, this is these are
Speaker 1: the stakes, sadly in our country where you have people
Speaker 1: who are like this guy who's like, you know, believing
Speaker 1: that pride is the work of the devil, which sorry
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, it's not. Okay, let's move on to something
Speaker 1: the highly irrational fears of people. Because Daniel, before you're like, hey, what, like, well,
Speaker 1: what's a story can bring? I said, let's let's do
Speaker 1: something fun, let's do something different. Cool. I want something
Speaker 1: that we can just kind of, you know, spread our
Speaker 1: wings and laugh a little bit about. But yeah, we
Speaker 1: are talking about just irrational fears, and I think the
Speaker 1: more just to say these are very normal for people.
Speaker 1: You know, everyone has an irrational fear. But I just
Speaker 1: maybe should I just run down the list and we
Speaker 1: can talk about people's irrational fears. Please. This is from
Speaker 1: tract dot com. Don't tell Jack, but number Sean Bean okay,
Speaker 1: from Lord of the Rings who also it was I
Speaker 1: believe double O six in GoldenEye. Oh wow, he's afraid
Speaker 1: of flying. Okay, that's that's whatever. Nicole kidman afraid of butterflies. Yeah, me,
Speaker 1: that's me. Wait for I am terrified or butterflies terrified?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 1: Is actual phobia? Okay, it's actual phobia. They move huh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called let adop terophobia. Well, what way they move? No,
Speaker 1: their movement is erratic.
Speaker 2: It's too erratic for me to fucking erratic, Like it's
Speaker 2: erratic as shipped.
Speaker 5: The way they the way their wings move just don't
Speaker 5: feel right. And then they can move in weird directions
Speaker 5: and then they flutter down. And then also I don't
Speaker 5: like anything. That was something and then puts itself in
Speaker 5: its own protective gou and comes out as a completely
Speaker 5: different fucking being Like, well but no, that baby was not,
Speaker 5: Like that's different because that baby eventually is not gonna change.
Speaker 5: It's not going to change, like it'll get older, but
Speaker 5: it's not going to compete.
Speaker 1: Did you do you look up and see what that
Speaker 1: process looks like, because you'll go from a chadpoll to
Speaker 1: having eyes and ship and arms, and like I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, well, but that.
Speaker 2: Is but let me tell you that. But once you
Speaker 2: come out. Look that caterpillar also was like a little
Speaker 2: gou and then became a caterpillar. He already did that.
Speaker 1: He did it once.
Speaker 2: You got to do it again and get you only
Speaker 2: get one time to reinvent yourself. That is too fucking much.
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't like peacocks. You like peacocks, okay, peacocks, But
Speaker 1: are you telling me I don't like peacocks. You don't
Speaker 1: like peacocks? No, wait on you. Why don't you like peacocks?
Speaker 5: Because they are they like they they're just big ass
Speaker 5: birds and then all of a sudden they can open
Speaker 5: up their ass to a fucking seventeen.
Speaker 2: Foot fan like that is all right?
Speaker 1: Damn it's you.
Speaker 2: You've seen horses, right, Yes, you've seen horses.
Speaker 5: Yes you've seen giraffes, right, both beautiful creatures, right, yeah,
Speaker 5: if you was in front of a horse and that
Speaker 5: horse shot his neck up fucking seventeen feet in the air.
Speaker 2: With that not scared the ship out of you?
Speaker 1: Yes, it would. Wait do you carry You're talking about
Speaker 1: a giraffe.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying if a horse, if a giraffe
Speaker 2: could like just raise his neck up and down instead
Speaker 2: of it just being what it is like.
Speaker 1: That ship is terrifying, and that would be terrifying.
Speaker 3: And for peacock to go zero to one hundred like
Speaker 3: it does, that's to be alarming most certainly.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, Daniel, you are so empathetic, and I understand
Speaker 1: that would be freaky. That is that is fair. Steve
Speaker 1: Jobs hated buttons, like physical buttons, so I mean I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: That's why he always wore uh.
Speaker 1: Like push button like.
Speaker 3: Wait could for the turtle lick that He's like, I
Speaker 3: can't do it, can't do shress buttons turtle necks only.
Speaker 1: He apparently fought against like Max like having mouse button,
Speaker 1: which is interesting like hot and then hat that's because
Speaker 1: we can't be tracked pad and everything. Let's see Brian
Speaker 1: Brian Wilson afraid of from serving Okay, whatever, Brian Wilson
Speaker 1: of the Beach Boys is afraid of surfing. Come on,
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I don't know. Part of me is like,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, man, I get it. But not for
Speaker 1: me though, that's just called that. He's Look, he's a
Speaker 1: business man. You know what I mean. Fair play, fair play,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like a lot of rappers
Speaker 1: don't live that life.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean when I wrap, when I
Speaker 5: wrap about putting a bullet straight through your heart, I
Speaker 5: wouldn't really do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, both of my parents were professors that I know,
Speaker 1: the Steaks. Okay, let's see who else have we got?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Louis the fourteenth was afraid of bats. Steve
Speaker 1: Irwin this is yeah, he was afraid. Steve Irwin, the
Speaker 1: Crocodile Hunter was afraid of parents. Now interesting, I have
Speaker 1: a thing I don't. I think feathers are gross as
Speaker 1: ship interesting for some reason, Like when I don't know why,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if I want to touch
Speaker 1: a bird a lot of oils, a lot of dirt.
Speaker 2: And you not scared of peacocks, then because I'm not.
Speaker 1: Because I'm not touching them. I'm not saying I'm afraid
Speaker 1: of a bird. I don't want to touch the motherfucker's right,
Speaker 1: the peacocks. I mean I went to this. I went
Speaker 1: to this like little animal farm, and like they had
Speaker 1: little chickens out and they're like, hold the chickens. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I wouldn't hold no chicken. I
Speaker 1: just I don't know why. It's it's just part of
Speaker 1: me just got I'm like, they're gonna get to a
Speaker 1: dynamic and then the feathers start moving around. I don't
Speaker 1: want them ships touching at it's a.
Speaker 3: Lot of there's you know what it is? They cover
Speaker 3: up so much of the body that you don't know where,
Speaker 3: like the wing starts and the feather ends. It's like,
Speaker 3: what's gonna hit me in the face right now? Am
Speaker 3: I just getting brushed with a feather? Or am I
Speaker 3: about to get a talon to the nose?
Speaker 1: I don't want that? Oh, I don't want it? Do
Speaker 1: you not like feather pillows? Good question? You know you
Speaker 1: can get a little feathers that doesn't bother me because
Speaker 1: those ship's like, I don't know, it's just something already.
Speaker 1: You know what it is? I think because one time
Speaker 1: I saw a pigeon that had ship on it and
Speaker 1: it got close to me as a kid, I was like, ah, like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm off this ship. Dan Old. You have not said
Speaker 1: one thing you are rationally afraid of, and it's leading
Speaker 1: me to believe that you just said Jaquisa and I
Speaker 1: up to just reveal things about ourselves so you could
Speaker 1: just sit in the cut not at all. I have
Speaker 1: one written down right here, and that Wren here is
Speaker 1: maybe I mean irrational to some maybe not to others,
Speaker 1: but grasshoppers and it is the unpredictability of the jump.
Speaker 1: They just they don't go on it on their haunches
Speaker 1: or anything. It's just all of a sudden they're standing
Speaker 1: there and then boom in the air, no backlift. I
Speaker 1: will also say this is kind of want some taste
Speaker 1: of version shit. When I was a kid, I was
Speaker 1: hanging out. I was literally four, four years old.
Speaker 3: I'm hanging out in the driveway and there's a grasshopper
Speaker 3: on the ground and it just this is when I
Speaker 3: was young, naive, had no idea what to expect. It
Speaker 3: jumped up and landed right here, right on the collarbone,
Speaker 3: and the scream I let out woke up my mom my.
Speaker 1: Neighbors. Mom was taking a nap and she was mad.
Speaker 1: She was like, what are you doing? What happened? I'm
Speaker 1: just going on a jackass and I got grasshoppers. Stop
Speaker 1: hanging around the grasshoppers? Then, yeah, how was you? How
Speaker 1: was you? Dj D four? I was young, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's yeah, I'm scared forever.
Speaker 2: I will screamed now if a grasshopper jumped on my neck, So.
Speaker 1: Okay, but a butterfly, if you if you like, let's say,
Speaker 1: you know, we went to like a butterfly preserve and
Speaker 1: all these monarch butterflies just came out the trees, would
Speaker 1: you just like, do you think you would go like
Speaker 1: catatonic or some ship like your response kicking? I would
Speaker 1: pass away. Oh no, just like obi wan kenoby, it's
Speaker 1: just a pile of clothes after like, oh yeah, be gone.
Speaker 1: I would fucking I would perish, like wow, yeah, all right, Well, guys,
Speaker 1: we've given you a cookbook on how to scare the
Speaker 1: funk out of us. Next time, I will just say,
Speaker 1: before you go to break.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: It turns out there are recordings of Donald Trump talking
Speaker 1: about how he stole documents and he knows their secret,
Speaker 1: and in that he knows that he can't share them.
Speaker 1: But this probably means nothing. That's why I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say that out of context and just keep it moving.
Speaker 1: But just so y'all know, there are tapes of this
Speaker 1: motherfucker being like, I got these documents, baby, So we'll
Speaker 1: see what happens. We'll celebrate or well, or at least
Speaker 1: we'll think that the legal system is doing its thing
Speaker 1: when he's in cups. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to again talk about the latest thing
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Speaker 1: the Bank of America, like the Ohio State University, and
Speaker 1: some of these ads featured bogus endorsements from celebrities and
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Speaker 2: What first of all, like I just want to see
Speaker 2: like when they went.
Speaker 5: Or when the three Fox people went off the air,
Speaker 5: did they look at each other and was like, I
Speaker 5: can't believe we have to.
Speaker 1: Sit through this ship. No, that was I refuse to believe,
Speaker 1: like they know, I refused. I just refuse to believe
Speaker 1: that they That was completely doctored though, right what they did, doctor, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was completely doctored. So yes, so they got you, Jackie,
Speaker 1: the whole thing, like so they overlaid. They just had
Speaker 1: a moment where Trump had called into Fox and then
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Speaker 3: Are people actually buying any of us?
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Speaker 7: Their TRB membership, hambu boy went to Costco together, I'm
Speaker 7: doing like that other motherfucker to get a rotisserie chicken,
Speaker 7: and they were told fuck out of here with that nonsense.
Speaker 1: One guy who bought twenty two hundred dollars in trump
Speaker 1: Bucks is now questioning whether or not the president is
Speaker 1: aware of this. So John Aman told NBC News that
Speaker 1: he bought the money and he said he he said
Speaker 1: he knew they were worthless when he went to his
Speaker 1: bank and tried to cash them shits out and then
Speaker 1: they found at least a dozen other people that also
Speaker 1: bought thousands of dollars after watching these pitches. They're all
Speaker 1: on telegram, Like it's all in that telegram, like the
Speaker 1: ecosystem for these people. It's not on TV. It's only
Speaker 1: there to like get like the most devoted, most like
Speaker 1: rabid followers. Wow. And so he said quote, now I'm
Speaker 1: questioning whether he is aware of this. Yeah, no shit, brother,
Speaker 1: people are fucking coming at y'all because they know y'all
Speaker 1: give anything to him. If if he says, give me
Speaker 1: some money, do you want NFTs, they got him, which
Speaker 1: made the easiest people to drift one hundred percent the
Speaker 1: easiest people to steal money from, oh, without no doubt.
Speaker 1: And he's been doing this for like a minute obviously,
Speaker 1: like we know about Trump University and all the other
Speaker 1: grifts that he's been doing. But it's just wild. It's
Speaker 1: like this one. He think like he would know about this,
Speaker 1: but maybe this is just a bridge too far because
Speaker 1: he even knows. He's like, look, I can't I can't
Speaker 1: promise y'all like fake money. Like I can say you'll
Speaker 1: get rich off NFTs, but I'm not gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 1: buy these scraps of paper. They they're gonna be worth
Speaker 1: tens of thousands of dollars, which I mean, I think
Speaker 1: more than anything, reflects like the desperation that people just
Speaker 1: generally feel like. I'm sure on some level these people
Speaker 1: really think, oh, this is my shot, even though it's
Speaker 1: completely misguided. But again, grifters are going to grift. And
Speaker 1: now it turns out all those websites have been taken
Speaker 1: down because the news is just kind of yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a you know, just what packet up
Speaker 1: and go. I was gonna say, what a ship? Want
Speaker 1: to go check one of these out? That sounds fun? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: y'all can buy zitebucks, the know and those, And I
Speaker 1: just want to tell you gang, for all of y'all,
Speaker 1: who are the true believers who invested in my first
Speaker 1: crypto project, zite Coin, I'm telling y'all, hotal, y'all, hotal. Okay,
Speaker 1: this ship is gonna moon soon. Okay. I'm letting y'all
Speaker 1: know change change his name to Warren because it's moon. Okay,
Speaker 1: diamond hands.
Speaker 2: Y'all can also buy. Y'all can also buy keys bucks or.
Speaker 1: Keys cash, Keith keys cash.
Speaker 5: Keys cash and will you send me one thousand dollars
Speaker 5: on Venmo. I'll send you a fully nude picture only
Speaker 5: me and me saying no, man, no, no, that's that's
Speaker 5: that's that's porn.
Speaker 1: That's going on this telegram. Yeah, this is keys cash. Right,
Speaker 1: you can take one picture of my naked button to
Speaker 1: the Bank of America and cash it in for five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yes, yes, oh my god. Well, Jackie's thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us today on the daily Guys.
Speaker 1: It's always a pleasure having you. Man, Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you? You know, support you and all that.
Speaker 5: Ah, well, you know you can always find me in
Speaker 5: these streets ladies and gentlemen and everybody. Uh at Jackie's
Speaker 5: Neil on Instagram follow me?
Speaker 1: What are you posting anything? I'm looking.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for some ship, I'm looking. What am I
Speaker 2: posting on this?
Speaker 1: What do you post on there? Any pictures of your
Speaker 1: naked button I can cash in for I do that
Speaker 1: in the close friends only, the close friends only.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, man, you ain't seeing my naked butt yet
Speaker 5: not It's because you had to earn it, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'll send I'll send you that cash. Man,
Speaker 1: I'll send you that you're right, I'm saying should bucks liner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, thank you, thank you. Uh and yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, listen a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5: I always promote ship, so I'm money going to promote
Speaker 5: Comedian Few that's been going well.
Speaker 2: We live streamed our last show. Uh, today is Thursday,
Speaker 2: which means that when you listen to this, it'll be Friday.
Speaker 2: So when y'all listening to it's Friday. So if you
Speaker 2: want to see the last Comedian Few that was this
Speaker 2: past Sunday is up for three more days, so you
Speaker 2: can go buy the tickets and go on my Instagram
Speaker 2: and uh and find the ticket link. So check that
Speaker 2: out if you want to see that. It's a good
Speaker 2: ass time. And that's said. Oh and a piece of media,
Speaker 2: a piece of media that like I've been consuming. So
Speaker 2: there is this thread. This is heart warming, this is heartfelt.
Speaker 2: There's this thread where it's like men and men only.
Speaker 2: What does it feel like when you like somebody? Do
Speaker 2: y'all give butterflies too nervous think about them all the time?
Speaker 2: Or is it something different?
Speaker 5: And it's just a bunch of like men like just
Speaker 5: talking about their like nice feelings of when they like
Speaker 5: somebody and you know, want to date them.
Speaker 1: And one person was like, we.
Speaker 2: Reread our text threads over and over fill the need
Speaker 2: to stage five cling nervous at all times, so I'm
Speaker 2: cracking jokes at all times, talk about how cool she
Speaker 2: is to everybody will go broke.
Speaker 5: On her and act like I'm fine, and it's just
Speaker 5: you know, and it's like, you know, when she texts
Speaker 5: you good morning, have a good day at work, handsome,
Speaker 5: and this dude like who's working construction, dropped a beam
Speaker 5: off the roof and it's just like kicking his legs
Speaker 5: writing her name on like the fucking leg two by four,
Speaker 5: And I think I thought it was just like wholesome,
Speaker 5: wholesome content about Yeah, man, you know men also like
Speaker 5: have you know, we're more like than we care to
Speaker 5: admit sometimes And hey, the gotfe department.
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid to lean into that,
Speaker 1: don't be afraid to What about you, my good man?
Speaker 1: Where can people find you and follow you? And all that?
Speaker 3: You can find me on the internet. A DJ Underscore
Speaker 3: Daniel d A n L. I'll be on twitch Wednesday
Speaker 3: as you're you're listening to this Friday, Well shit, I'll
Speaker 3: be live on Twitch later today at four pm PST.
Speaker 1: Oh plains Elder. Actually, No, On Fridays, I open up
Speaker 1: the backlog and play a single player game that I
Speaker 1: never got to finish because I have ADHD and I
Speaker 1: just keep going from game to game without finishing them.
Speaker 1: And I'm finally finishing the Jedi fall in Order never
Speaker 1: beat it, so I got to go back and beat it. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not gonna I like, I think
Speaker 1: I have like twenty more minutes to play Jedi Fall
Speaker 1: and I just want to Survivor.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was really thinking about it, but some a couple
Speaker 3: friends were like, you should, you should really play it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, because I think I only got
Speaker 3: like two or three hours into Fall in Order, Like
Speaker 3: I really did not give it the time that it deserves.
Speaker 3: So I'm I play that and then I'll play Jedi Survivor.
Speaker 3: But lord knows, with Tears of the Kingdom already out
Speaker 3: and Diablo four coming out today or yesterday for when
Speaker 3: you're listening to this, Yeah, at did you.
Speaker 1: Get to the level? Did you get to the level
Speaker 1: on Jedi Fallen Order where you climb up to at eight?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh didn't you get there? That's what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: I have to exactly like when you're doing that, you're like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm climbing on this ship, and I'll fucking it up
Speaker 1: exact way. Enough about that post a piece of social
Speaker 1: media that I really like. There was a tweet. It's
Speaker 1: it's a piece of media, so I won't be able
Speaker 1: to share. I don't know, can I it's a thirty
Speaker 1: nine second video? Is that worth it? Or should just
Speaker 1: link people to it? Well? Is it good? I think
Speaker 1: it's very good. So the tweet the body to send it,
Speaker 1: end it through.
Speaker 3: We could play this scene made me think of a
Speaker 3: specific bit on I think you should leave, So I
Speaker 3: put the audio under it, and and it's the scene
Speaker 3: from the finale of Succession, which I won't like spoil
Speaker 3: because like you know, don't worry, but it's a scene
Speaker 3: from the finale of Succession, and they put some audio
Speaker 3: from I think you should leave on it and it
Speaker 3: is just so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Okay, made me what part of or what part of
Speaker 1: I think you should leave? Let's we'll describe it that way.
Speaker 1: We don't run a foul of uh.
Speaker 3: You know, it's a part where Tim Robinson is describing
Speaker 3: that his wife ran over some people, but it wasn't
Speaker 3: that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: It's not that big of I mean, she hit a
Speaker 1: couple of people. It's like.
Speaker 7: It's whatever, nobody misses the.
Speaker 1: Ship. Yeah, that one's fun. That's like the one where
Speaker 1: they talk about they relate to the party, right, and
Speaker 1: that's why he used to start making up that story.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh man, I still haven't watched the new season.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta do that this weekend. I gotta
Speaker 1: catch that.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
Speaker 1: of Gray. Find uh, you know Jack and I on
Speaker 1: the basketball podcast Matt Boosties. If you like ninety Fiance,
Speaker 1: check Sophia, Alexander and I out on four to twenty
Speaker 1: Day Fiance. Uh some tweet, don't let me see. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's not really it. Oh there is this like I
Speaker 1: don't I can't even I'm not gonna describe a TikTok
Speaker 1: like that doing all that one of those this time?
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a tweet.
Speaker 2: That I like.
Speaker 1: Oh there's one from past guest Ellery Smith at Ellery
Speaker 1: Smith tweeted Spirit at Spirit Airlines, you have ruined my
Speaker 1: life so greatly. I plan to enter into politics, head
Speaker 1: the Department of Transportation and nationalize your airlines so no
Speaker 1: one will suffer like this again. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that energy. All the airlines, in fact, all
Speaker 1: of them, all of them. Yep.
Speaker 2: Shout out ellery, Shout out to ellery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, out to ellery. Also yeah. Find us at daily
Speaker 1: zey Guys on Twitter, at the Daily zeit Geist on Instagram,
Speaker 1: got a Facebook fan page, website daily zey geis dot com,
Speaker 1: ray poster episodes and our foot notes good nerd Thankie,
Speaker 1: where we post all the songs or all the articles
Speaker 1: we talk about, as well as a song that we
Speaker 1: are going to ride out on. Let me think right now,
Speaker 1: you know what I want to do. I want to
Speaker 1: go out on a boiler room set, oh that I
Speaker 1: have been watching only clips of from Afar and I've
Speaker 1: been losing it watching this boiler room set from this
Speaker 1: DJ named Antwiggity who did there was a boiler room
Speaker 1: show in New Orleans And let me tell you that show,
Speaker 1: that show entire crowd moves different than most boiler room crowds.
Speaker 1: And I fucking love it for that. This mix is
Speaker 1: pretty fun, man. It starts off with a little you know,
Speaker 1: Beyonce homecoming drum line. You get a little Kendrick mashup
Speaker 1: and all kinds of other interesting stuff going along with it.
Speaker 1: But it's just kind of like a dope thing to
Speaker 1: kind of have in the background. Maybe you're having a
Speaker 1: little bit of the get together, who knows, But anyway,
Speaker 1: I'll post this. He posted the entire mix as a podcast,
Speaker 1: but we will have that link in the And it's
Speaker 1: just like a really good DJ set that DJ Daniel
Speaker 1: shared with me, and I could not believe that I
Speaker 1: had missed it because all we kept doing was sharing
Speaker 1: clips of that boiler room set is incredible. He's go
Speaker 1: look for it.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: The scene is amazing you. It's like, I only want
Speaker 1: to go to that party forever. Oh when they go
Speaker 1: out of I just want to rock little UZI vert into.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you got you have control over
Speaker 1: the entire crowd. You are rocking the crowd. That place
Speaker 1: was shaking. As somebody who has rocked a crowd before
Speaker 1: in his earlier days as the DJ. That feeling like
Speaker 1: when you when you see that kind of like command
Speaker 1: over the audience, you're like, oh, you got him. You
Speaker 1: got him, you got him anyway, check that out. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for us. Remember there isn't a
Speaker 1: trending episode today because we're going to our new schedule,
Speaker 1: so there won't be a trending episode Friday, and then
Speaker 1: Monday will hit you with an episode and then Tuesday
Speaker 1: will be back to two episodes per day. And I
Speaker 1: know I forgot to say that at the top of
Speaker 1: the show, but you know we're we're going down to
Speaker 1: a measly meager eight episodes a week, so I hope
Speaker 1: y'all can. We'll still rock with us, but part of
Speaker 1: that is to help us, you know, toy with some
Speaker 1: new formats. We've been getting so many good comments and
Speaker 1: dms from all the zeitgang who said, yo, tell us
Speaker 1: about your jobs and wild shit. I'm telling you, y'all
Speaker 1: are so fucking interesting and have so many different backgrounds.
Speaker 1: Please keep tagging us on Discord Actually, just DM me,
Speaker 1: Please dm me on Discord or you know, at me
Speaker 1: on Twitter or whatever so I can I can kind
Speaker 1: of get an idea or a Jack or whoever or
Speaker 1: at the Daily Zeitgeist because we love hearing from y'all,
Speaker 1: So you will be seeing some of that soon worried,
Speaker 1: Not until then. We'll talk to you later. Bye, bye,