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Speaker 1: know the who's who's and I don't know the what's what's? Hello?

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. My friends call me Season Sisson, Raimundo, Ray, Raymond.

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Speaker 1: My sister's name is Muffie. My nephew's name is Boomer.

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Speaker 1: Happy belated birthday, sore losers, Chubbs. Sorry, it's belated. Bub

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Speaker 1: they were frauds. They got the stuff from a thrifty

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Speaker 1: you always have to ask what company were you in? Man? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: They didn't start to five pm? Running too was the

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Speaker 1: What neither did the homeless veteran. Yeah, but she has

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Speaker 1: Hell no, Abbey thirty to spend the ball. Get the

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I wouldn't feel right. I wasn't gonna

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Speaker 1: the first number. I was black thirty four, it's red

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Speaker 1: I must have stuck it there. Let me get it out.

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Speaker 1: I got in twenty hands. Like did you tell him that? No?

421
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 1: I just just let him be him man. And he's

422
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: thank you for your service. So he has a stack

423
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 1: of chips, you know, he has those two. So they

424
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,159
Speaker 1: give him three chips and he's got him there and

425
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 1: he has all these you know, five dollar chips and

426
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 1: big stacko and then he starts losing them, losing them,

427
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 1: losing them. That's loses always five dollar chips. Did not

428
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: have a good feeling for the door right now. So

429
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: I give I give Abby at like uht more she

430
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 1: had a perdamn or sugar daddy. Well, I just bought

431
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: him with a hundred and then gave her some of

432
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: my chips, like here handing them over, and so what

433
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: did you want in return? I just wanted her to

434
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: play by check the teacher how to play things so

435
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 1: she can have fun. So she puts fifteen out there

436
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: first hand deal or twenty one and takes and and

437
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 1: he's like, I didn't play, I didn't do anything. I

438
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: was like, she got one. She's like, oh, for the

439
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: love of God, head for the door. So then we

440
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,719
Speaker 1: get back in and she puts another fifteen out there

441
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: and Abby wins. He's like, yeah's feeling good about herself,

442
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: feeling good good about herself. Abby loses the next two hands.

443
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,719
Speaker 1: She's out, like she's out. So then I just kind

444
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: of pittle paddle up and down a little bit up

445
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: and down. Yeah, why not pital paddle when we're talking

446
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: about real money. Well, I mean I'm just saying like

447
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm not winning anything. I'm just kind of breaking even

448
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: nothing really exciting, nothing, nothing good. But in this casino

449
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: you're ahead because the other dude sounded like he was down.

450
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: He was down, like seven goes at least half of

451
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,239
Speaker 1: that is my money. And you guys were only there

452
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,959
Speaker 1: for an hour. These guys sound like they've been there

453
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: all been there all all week. It was very sad.

454
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: And then one guy comes up. He's hammered, I mean example,

455
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: but they weren't selling out. I guess. He goes outside

456
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 1: and gets a beer out of his car, like it

457
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: was a yeah. I mean this dude, I mean, was

458
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 1: it in a brown page? He was like a sixty

459
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: year old dude, like, get his golf polo shirt on,

460
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: and hey, where'd you get that Miller High Life? And

461
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: you can he didn't bring a beer in. You can

462
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: just see his eyes were all bullet shot. And so

463
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: this guy that put You're smoking on. But the guy

464
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: that hit the big bet, he keeps losing and he's like,

465
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cash this grass or hash right. He

466
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: doesn't want to cash in his five chips to gamble.

467
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 1: He had lost all his five dollar chips, so he

468
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: just pulls out a couple hundred our bills out of

469
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: his wallet and cashes those in. Loses a couple more,

470
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: but he won't cash the five chips. I'm like, dude,

471
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. You understand, you pulling the hunter,

472
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: but he has this little superstition thing. Let me guess.

473
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: So he wanted you to then go to the A T. M.

474
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: Hey bro. So then finally he's out. He's like, all right,

475
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm out, Like he lost. He walks away with the

476
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: three five chips, but he had already pulled out at

477
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: least five. And I guarantee you that dude got in

478
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: a car, right because he sounds like he has the

479
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: worst luck ever. So it's just me and this other

480
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: guy and he's kind of got blood shot. And so

481
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: finally anybody they're sober. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't

482
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: know if you Neede. The dealer was sober. Not don't

483
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: even know you. And so she I finally was like,

484
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: you know what, Abby, let's just go all in. So

485
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 1: I have seven dollars, not let's go to the car

486
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 1: and get the So so I'm just you know whatever, like,

487
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: well that's nothing right, Well no, no, it's nothing. No.

488
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: I bought in with a hundred. So I'm like, let's

489
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: just make it. Why can't you leave with money in

490
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: your pocket? I would be down twenty five dollars if

491
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: I left. So I'm like, oh, let's just do SENTI

492
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: five dollars. Here we go. Were you considered a whale

493
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: at this casine? Yes? Were you doing the high limits? No?

494
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: I don't even know where. I don't think they had

495
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 1: a high limiting room. I think you were in him. Yeah,

496
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: the ceiling was not very high limit. It was very low.

497
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: Aby said, it feels very weird, just like those people's future,

498
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, then there's another guy

499
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: that sits down and I mean he's probably he's fat.

500
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 1: You made the fat. Let me guess he's probably three bills.

501
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: Shirt doesn't fit over his belly button, you know what

502
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 1: I mean, hang out sweatpants, smells like a forty malt lagger. Yeah. Uh,

503
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: kind of looks like Peter Griffin. Yeah, that's what he

504
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: looks like. He's like, is there a seat there? And

505
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: he sits down and then he watches one hand. He leaves,

506
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: doesn't even play okay cool. I was like, thank goodness,

507
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: I didn't want that guy. I mean, I felt like

508
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: his nose was gonna start running any minute. Like it

509
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 1: was gross. How many of these dudes try to hook

510
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 1: up with Abby. None not even said a high to Abbey. Yeah. None,

511
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: didn't even talk to he was not even They were

512
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: concentrating on their Hi, what's a little thing like you

513
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: doing in a little casino like this? What we have here?

514
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: I just got lucky and I ain't even seen the draw?

515
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: How are you doing? So? I got so I'm gonna

516
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: go all in seventy five dollars. Let's go first card

517
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: out five. Oh, you're golden down six. That's a bad one.

518
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: You can't split the kidding? And what is six and five?

519
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: How is that bad? I thought they had a six

520
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: and five. No, I had a six and five. Sorry,

521
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, well, I got a double down

522
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: and this other guy over there has an ace and four,

523
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: so he has a five or yeah, so he needs

524
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: to just chill on that. No, because the dealer is right.

525
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 1: If you were playing, you a chill on it coach,

526
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: he would have beat my listen to me, listen to me.

527
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm with you, dude, I would totally chill on an

528
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: ace and five, Go ahead, ace and four? He had five?

529
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 1: He had five? Totals like he has five five, that's

530
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: a five, So you get a free car. No matter what,

531
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 1: you can't bust not another aces eleven, eleven or one.

532
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: But the dealer is showing seventeen. I stand, the dealer

533
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: is showing seventeen. How do you know what the dealer

534
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: is already showing before you even got another car, coach? Ye, yeah,

535
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: what's he showing? He has a seven? So as you

536
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: know what assuming does makes an ass out of you

537
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: and me. You're right, I say, assume he has a one.

538
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: You just one? Mother. So the guy takes a hit

539
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: and he gets like a not not that kind of hit.

540
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: He gets a seven. So now he's at twelve down.

541
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: That's a good hand, double down. I hope you get

542
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: a nine. You can't double down now. So then he

543
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: hits again. Can he surrender at this point you have

544
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: his money back? No? No, he hits again, and he

545
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: gets a two. He's at fourteen. You're stealing. You got

546
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: a hit, hits again, gets an ace. So he's at

547
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: fifteen stealing on cards, you son of a And he's like,

548
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm good, stay at fifteen. Risk it.

549
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: You risk it because you're losing. You're losing. You don't know.

550
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: He could have a he could have a three. And

551
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: they could. He could I'm assuming. Yeah, you're assuming, and

552
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: that's what you're supposed to do in black jack. He's like,

553
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna give you the face card.

554
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey man, oh no, no you didn't. No, no, no, no,

555
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: you're instructing Peter Griffin. No, no, he was trying to be.

556
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: He was like, I want to leave the face card

557
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: for you. And I was like, I was like, hey, drunkie,

558
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: you said that. I didn't say it, but in my head,

559
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: but I said, hey, man, I'd prefer if you hit,

560
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: if I lose the face card by you hitting, and

561
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: I lose the hand by doing it right, to lose

562
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: it because you had a black jack. I had a

563
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: you know, I had a six and five, so I

564
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: was getting a card no matter. I was doubling down.

565
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so I'm I'm I don't care, I said,

566
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: because you're only at fifteen, so I want you to

567
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: take the card. He's like, no, man, and I know

568
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: how worse. I want you to get the face card.

569
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: I want you to get the face card. And I'm like, okay, fine,

570
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: this is how we're gonna do it. So I doubled

571
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: down for seventy five. That was the cards. I double

572
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: down and she flips over a four, so he would

573
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: So we're both at fifteen now, so he would have

574
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: a nineteen because he would go from fifteen to nineteen,

575
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: right right, So then I would have the next card out.

576
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: But whatever, it doesn't matter because she flips over a

577
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: ten and a seven seventeen, she wins. Okay, so we

578
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: both lose at fifteen. You and Peter Griffin are both

579
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: losers together. And guess what the next damn card out

580
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: of the deck was? And eight? So I would add nineteen,

581
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: he would add nineteen, she would added seventeen. We both

582
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,959
Speaker 1: would have won and we could have walked up money instead,

583
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: I lost a hundred and fifty damned dollars. Did you

584
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: say that to him? No, I said, well that was fun,

585
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: Thanks for taking the hit. We're out. He said, all

586
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: that happy? What were you doing? I mean's just like

587
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: what happened. I have no idea even what's happening right now.

588
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: Hey by lunch saying that, did you say that on

589
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: the way out? Thanks for taking it? That's the only

590
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: way he would say. That's a shot at that, dude,

591
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: right yeah, And then and then he pulls his chips

592
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: back and he goes. He goes, can you hold my spot?

593
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get another beer. So he was heading

594
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: the parking lot to have another beer and he was

595
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: gonna come back. Here's my question. Do they not serve

596
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: drinks in the casino? Why are these people drinking in

597
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: their car floorboard? I don't know, you're the one that

598
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: read their views that they don't start drinks. So like

599
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: because there was no cocktail, why there's there's no drinks?

600
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: And what were you doing during this time? Well? Actually

601
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: I got my phone out. I forgot and she got

602
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: so mad. Just step aboard in the table. You to

603
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: step boy at the table, if you're gonna have your phone. Yeah,

604
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: She's like, I need you to step away. And I

605
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: was like, what did I do? She's like, you have

606
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: your phone over? Those are Memphis gaming laws, right, don't

607
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: have a round. We're I think we're in Arkansas at

608
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: that point. Memphis. So we we put our tail between

609
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: our legs and we headed out. We went, we washed

610
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: our hands. Uh did a body scrub in the parking lot?

611
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: Because I mean it was just like you and Abby, Yeah,

612
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: I knew it. Did Griffin have a mask on. Yeah,

613
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: he did have a mask on, and he did have

614
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: a mask on, but it was just I mean, guys,

615
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: I mean you have a mask on. Absolutely good. Yeah

616
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: I had a mask on, gloves and a biohazard gear.

617
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: But we leave the casino and I'm just like, that

618
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: was a terrible idea. Why did we stop there? Why

619
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: did we We wasted like an hour and a half there.

620
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: But by that guy playing incorrectly, he forced y'all both

621
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: to lose, and you have been told him, Hey, I

622
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 1: want you to take it. Yeah. I was like, if

623
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: you take my card, that's fine, but that's I'd rather

624
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: you play right. And he's like, no, no, man, I

625
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: know how it works. I know how it Worris, I

626
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: want you to get the big card. I'm gonna be

627
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: honestly above. I would have known when he did. But why,

628
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: because I'm just I'm you know, why risk it? You

629
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: know you put the money out there. If you put

630
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: the money out there, you can't be scared to risk it.

631
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,239
Speaker 1: You have to hit the cards. You can't already hit

632
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: three times. Coach, I understand that by fifteen your chances

633
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: of losing are great because he has seventeen. So no,

634
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: matter what. If you don't hit, you're gonna not no

635
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: matter what. But you're you assume you're going to lose

636
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: because they have seventeen, you have fifteen? How many times

637
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: this fifteen beat seventeen? However? Never? Never? Exactly? Yes? Right,

638
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: So he just played scared and because of it, y'all

639
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: both lost. We both lost. Are you over that? Hey?

640
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: Thanks for taking the hit, Griffin? And then he gets

641
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: up in lea did lunch Bobs run away? And so

642
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: I didn't run away. I was just like, well that

643
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: sucked day. That was a bad idea. Why did we

644
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: come in this casino? Yeah? I was annoyed. I was like,

645
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: gambling stupid? Did they have sports betting? Right? I didn't

646
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: wander too much in the casino. It wasn't one of

647
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: the places you just float around and look at all

648
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: the beautiful architects. I wasn't like that. It wasn't like, oh,

649
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: look at this blue sky, I'll look at the Eiffel Tower.

650
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: It was more like, sometimes me and the wife at Aria,

651
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: we'll get to walking around or Westgate, don't even know

652
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: where the casino. We're looking at this all that's beautiful.

653
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: Look at that pillar. Oh my gosh, you should see

654
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: the sports book at Westgate. That's what I'm saying. Next thing,

655
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: you realize, Hey, it's been an hour. We haven't even

656
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: gambled yet, but it sounds like this place you wins

657
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 1: to den You just got a gamble that it's okay though,

658
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: because you were on two better, bigger things. Yeah, we're

659
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: onto the Diamond Park. So we're gonna go. We're gonna

660
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: drive to Murphy'sboro, Arkansas. Minutes. So we get back on

661
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: the road. We drive. Nothing exciting happens on the road trip.

662
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: You know, Ay and I talked about whatever son of them,

663
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: and I'd be a good driver. Here's the problem with Abby.

664
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 1: She wants to have her damn phone in her hand

665
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: all the time. I want it on my lap. What

666
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: are you gonna do with that text? He has to

667
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: be navigating me, and he wasn't doing his job. You

668
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: should have at least done that, lung Y. Let me

669
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: tell you how I navigated. I plugged my phone into

670
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: the charger and it played directions through the speakers, so

671
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: like when exit and one mile, it would tell her

672
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to see it for myself, and so she

673
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: would look at her phone and look at the direction

674
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: problem exactly. She goes, it doesn't work when it's plugged

675
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: in the phone. What the hell do you mean it

676
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: doesn't work when it's plugged in, like it works, It calls,

677
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: it stops the song that you're playing through the you

678
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: know whatever, the I Heart radio app get right there,

679
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: Shameless pauses the song to tell you you're gonna take

680
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: the exit in one point two one two miles. It

681
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: didn't really do that did every single time, every single time,

682
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: but no, Abby has to look at her phone and

683
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: look at the I just needed it right here, because

684
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: he would set it down like on the console, and

685
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is it so far away from me?

686
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: I can't reach it. I just need it here. He's like,

687
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: what do you need? I'm like, I just want it

688
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: right on my lap so I can look at it,

689
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: so I can look at it. But there's no need

690
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: to look at it. There's absolutely no need to look

691
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: at it. So it's a very stressful thing for me,

692
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: is when she's just looking at I mean, we're on

693
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: the back country roads in Arkansas looking at the freaking

694
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: Can you want me to drive seven hours without checking

695
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: my phone? Yes? Yes, When you're when we pull over

696
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: to eat when we go to the casino, look at

697
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: your phone, but not when you're on the drive. You're driving.

698
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: That's just crazy. We drove three straight hours one point,

699
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm not a little bit hours. That's the most. Had

700
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: some impressive little pit stoff. Ok, you gotta stop every

701
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 1: three every Are you you really want her to go

702
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: three hours without looking at her phone? Yeah? Yeah, you're driving.

703
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: She I don't expect you guys to drive five hours

704
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: straight without stop looking at her phone like she is

705
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: acting like I was crazy because I didn't want her

706
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: looking at her phone. Text. What time did you guys?

707
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: Don't matter if you're getting text, guess what text can wait.

708
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 1: If it's a serious thing, someone would call. What time

709
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: did you guys get to Murphersbury, Arkansas? It was about

710
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: seven forty five ish eight o'clock. It was dark. It

711
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: was dark. And here's the thing, there's no restaurants there.

712
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: But you're looking mighty nice tonight. There's no restaurants there.

713
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: It's so we happen to see a Sonic. We're like,

714
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Sonic pull in and I'm like, I

715
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: really gotta pee. Time for the Bobby Water. I was

716
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: like I've really got a peek. I'll take due, Bobby Walker.

717
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I mean, I gotta go, I've gotta

718
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: go pee. I'm gonna go pee over there behind the tree.

719
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: And I get out of the car and I go,

720
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: sonics have bathrooms, right, what they do? You can go inside? No,

721
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: they have bathrooms along the back. Seriously, yes, you idiot,

722
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: peanut a tree? No, I go, I start walking towards

723
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: a tree. Tree is the sheriff. So I turned around

724
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 1: and go back to the cars. Just taking a pitch. So, hell,

725
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: what are you wearing? The cops had for It's a snake.

726
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: So I'm like fighting me. Oh, it's a spinning cobra. Sorry, officer,

727
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: watch out for the vedroom. So I'm like, all right,

728
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: let me jump back in the car. I'm not gonna

729
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: pee here. So we get our food, we go and

730
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: then we go to the hotel and we pull up

731
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, are we serious? Just looking at more seasons? No,

732
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: not the more seasons, not even looking to guys. I mean,

733
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: we are not even the Rams with Jared Goff. We're

734
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: not the Rams. I mean we all didn't express No,

735
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: We're not even the Detroit Lions. With Jared Goff folded

736
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: to a hostel. I mean we are in, I mean

737
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: worse than a hostel. What was it called. I'm not

738
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: saying the name of it. Okay, So we roll up

739
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like half the sign is burnt out. There's

740
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: a place of pie wood out front that says hot

741
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: pool open. Just an electricity issues. No, no paint like

742
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: painted with a paintbrush. Hot what's a hot pool? I

743
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: don't know, hot tub, hot pool open. That's what it said,

744
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: hot pool open on a piece of plywood, right right.

745
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: It was in red lettering. And then they had a

746
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: couple of kids, like you know how you sit on

747
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: the little machines outside the grocery store. Horses, Yeah, they

748
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: had those in the parking lot. They had a dragon head.

749
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: Those will be fun later on. You want to rap

750
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: the horse together. Up on the sign it said, oh

751
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: TV breakfast nice, but breakfast had two pieces of tape

752
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 1: on it, so there's no more breakfast. They covered breakfast.

753
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: It's alright cool. Hey, at least you got a hot pool. Yeah,

754
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: we got hot pool open and a TV. There's no breakfast,

755
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: and it's perfect too because you have Thursday that football. No,

756
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: it was Monday night football. Yeah, that's what he was

757
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: excited to get into the room. Boys Eagles exactly, gonna

758
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: watch this thing. Watch your cowboys, watch the Eagles. So

759
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: we get there and it says I tried to open

760
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: the door to the lobby it's locked, and I'm like,

761
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 1: it's eight fifteen. How is it locked? Did it say

762
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 1: vacancy or no vacancy on the well, we had a reservation,

763
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: it didn't matter. Hooked this up. He booked this an advance.

764
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: The sign was flickering, flicker like it literally was one

765
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: of those motels. Any horror movie you watch, it always

766
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 1: starts in a ceed motel, right, CD, lamb nice. Okay,

767
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: I see what I did there? So I have to

768
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: ring the after our buzzer and this dude comes out

769
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: and his wife beater and boxers and opens the door.

770
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: How's it gone? I got my mask on. He goes, honey,

771
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to help them. He didn't like you.

772
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: Didn't like me right off the bat. A lot of

773
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: people don't like you. I don't know what I did.

774
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it was the mask, maybe it was I looked

775
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: too clean cut for him. I don't know what it was.

776
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: So he goes back and the wife comes out and

777
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: she's got some shirt on, shorts, no shoes, no socks.

778
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: Oh how's it gone? Oh yeah, are you at the beach?

779
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: Where are you? No? No, we're no in Murphysboro, Arkansas,

780
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: at the armpit of the city. So we get checked

781
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: standing right now, and I mean, it's so funny. They

782
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: have like they think you two are just checking up. Well,

783
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: how many rooms? Yeah, they said how many room were

784
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: at two reservations? Okay, cool? And she hands us the key.

785
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, this is this room, this room,

786
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I mean, I've got to piece so bad.

787
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: They don't have a bathroom in their lobby. Okay, there's

788
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: no bathroom. There's nothing. So I'm I'm gonna run to

789
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: the room. I'm not even getting back in the car

790
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: because we had to drive around the building. I'm like,

791
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna run over the cars at the hotel

792
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: five five. No, he was like signing the paperwork. His

793
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: legs were crossed. He had because I had a piece

794
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: so bad. So I run around the building and I'm

795
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: at my door and I'm trying to open it. How's

796
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 1: it going, Jason, Oh, you're having trouble with trees outside.

797
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: You got to change somebody. Can you help me with this?

798
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sitting there just I'm trying both keys.

799
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: You're a hockey fan, Jason, I like the mask. No breads.

800
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: If you don't got a mask, wear a hockey mask.

801
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: I hear you growing up stuff. It really hit out here, huh.

802
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there and just trying both doors. Cannot

803
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: get either key to work on either. It's an actual key,

804
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: not like a hotel, not like it's not a card.

805
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: It's an actual key, and it is not working. These

806
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: doors are not working. Abbey drives around, kids out and

807
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm not he was already be done. Yes,

808
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: and Abbey, my shoulders don't go that high, I said, Abbey,

809
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: I can't hold it. I gotta go drop the keys

810
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: and I run around the building. This is where you

811
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: saw Jason, and I'm gonna pee on the side of

812
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: the building. The only problems inside the building is someone's

813
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: room and there's a window right there. So I'm literally

814
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: literally on the main street of town, just pete right

815
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: next to stop some oh my guy, because I had

816
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: no other choice or it was going in my pants.

817
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: That was the main road down, but I was like,

818
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: I can't pee right next to It's not there's no traffic, dude.

819
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: That is all horror films start. You're kissing by the road.

820
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 1: I'm pissing by the road and knife in the back.

821
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: So fine, So I come back and Abby still hadn't

822
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: not in the room because she can't get there. You're

823
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: not making it work. No, it was not working either

824
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: one where we were like, I don't understand. And then

825
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 1: I had to go at that point, so she's starting

826
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: to dance. She's starting to dance, and finally, if you

827
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: do it, you know how you're supposed to turn it.

828
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: You gotta go the opposite way of a normal lock.

829
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: And it finally opens and she runs into my room,

830
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom, and then the door handle won't open,

831
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: like you can't turn in the bathroom. I thought he

832
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: was holding it. I was like, are you holding the door?

833
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: Lunch box? Lunchbox blud, And she goes, I'll just let

834
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: you know you got a couple of roaches dead in

835
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: your bathroom. I'm like, oh, it's a good sign. Good

836
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: And right when I opened the door, it smells like,

837
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: well that was probably ay it was did you take

838
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: it down? I'm talking about the room door. It was

839
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: god awful stink like mildew, musty, a sweaty, Oh my god,

840
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: what I picked it? Opening there? Sweaty, ask room whatever.

841
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: And they didn't even they didn't even have they You

842
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: had to go over to the wall and turn on

843
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: the air conditioning. Like they didn't have it on. They

844
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: just had a window open. No, no, like a wall unit,

845
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: not even in the window, but it was in the wall.

846
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: But they didn't have it running all day. So your

847
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: room is nice and cool. My room was smelly and hot.

848
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 1: And so I go and turn it on, and I

849
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: just leave the door open because I want the smell

850
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: to billow out and I break my bag in and

851
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I don't know if I want to

852
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: set it Papa paperback, and I just set it on

853
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: the table and I'm like, okay, let me at least

854
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: turn on the let me know that happened in the

855
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: indoor water park. We're going to get there. So then

856
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, let me turn on the Cowboys game. At least, yes,

857
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: it's already like started, probably, oh yeah, it's middle it

858
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: has to be second quarter already. Turn on the TV

859
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: and I go to guy and I'm typing and search

860
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: ESPN Select. Sorry, you do not pay for this channel,

861
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: are you? Like? I am in the middle of nowhere.

862
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: TV doesn't seem to work, Abby, I'm like the remote

863
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: control e s p N my remotely the kind of

864
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: got the game on in here? Abby? The game was

865
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: on regular TV. It's on ESPN. No, no, you're gonna

866
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: watch on regular TV. Yeah, no, no you can't. It's

867
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: on ESPN. It's not on A it's not on CBS ABC.

868
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: It's on ESPN on Monday night. Gets on ABC as well.

869
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but that's I'm pretty sure Dancing

870
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: with the Stars on at that time on ABC. Okay,

871
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: you're right, but I might be wrong, call me crazy,

872
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,959
Speaker 1: but anyway, So, I'm like, you know what, we can't

873
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: watch the game. You're touching the ant. No, moving a

874
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: little to the left, Abby, Abby, here, grab some aluminum foil, Abby,

875
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: They don't grab a knife. Hold on. I think I

876
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: see a star. No. No, So I'm like, you know

877
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: what the lady said, the pool is open till nine.

878
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: I saw two people coming back from the pool and

879
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: their towels and they they've been swimming. So I was like,

880
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: you know what, let me throw the swim trunks on.

881
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: Let's go to the pool. So I throw the swim

882
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: trunks on, Abby, Let's go to the pool. No, no,

883
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: I mean's still wearing her like yoga pants and a

884
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: T shirt. And I thought you were wearing a g

885
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: stree And it said And so we get over there

886
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: and it says water park inside, and I'm like, yeah,

887
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: all right, water park. This sounds awesome. Waves and I

888
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: walk in. Do we need wrist bands? Is it unlimited

889
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: down the slide? No worries, I'll try it out. So

890
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: we go in and I have never seen a more

891
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: disgusting swimming pool in my life. The water was green.

892
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: Why is the water a little bit red? And it

893
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: looks like there's mildew or dirt on the bottom of

894
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: the pool. That's probably it's green cuts. And I said,

895
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 1: My first thought is, well, I guess I'm not getting in. Second,

896
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: I thought, those damn people actually swam in this pool,

897
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: because I remember I told you I saw people coming

898
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: back from the pool in there out like they just

899
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 1: got out of the pool. But hold on, I saw

900
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: three towels and only two people. And it creepy slides.

901
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. The slides look cool, but they

902
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: go into three ft of water. So how am I

903
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: supposed to come shooting out of a slide into three

904
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,240
Speaker 1: ft of water? It's real safety. That's how the murderer

905
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: knocks you out behind the pool. It's just in this barn.

906
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: And we couldn't even find the lights of her. Yeah,

907
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 1: and finally we find the lights and then you didn't

908
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: want the lights on. It was better with the lights

909
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: off because you didn't you couldn't tell the wait. Wait,

910
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: so the pool was in one part, but then the

911
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: other side of the slides wasn't another part. No, no,

912
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: it's right there. It's right when you walk in. You

913
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: go up the stairs to the slides into the pool,

914
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: the pools past the slides. Then you walk past the

915
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: pool and I don't know what the hell is going on.

916
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: There are little like dollheads, like big old life size dollheads.

917
00:47:52,560 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: There was there was a three headed dragon they have

918
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: like like you know the noodles. They just had them

919
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: hanging from poles like you were supposed to run through

920
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: them and hit them like there was a big dagger.

921
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was for. Abby hand me

922
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: that one that looks like a chainsaw. I'll try floating

923
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 1: on that one. So I'm like, obviously we're not gonna

924
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: get in the pool. So I'm like, how are we

925
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: gonna make this work? I'm gonna go back to the room.

926
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna figure out because I'm obviously sleeping

927
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: in my clothes. Like, I'm not gonna be sleeping, I'm

928
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 1: not gonna take anything off. I'm gonna sleep in my clothes.

929
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: May I'm gonna take a shower. And so then I

930
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: do the whole bed spread flop. You know how you

931
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: just kind of pick up the bedspread too, because they

932
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: tuck it into the mattress like underneath the match. And

933
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: I just kind of do this, and I see something fly,

934
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the hell was that? I witness

935
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 1: this too. I was outside the room. You were in

936
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: the room with him. You guys were both getting the

937
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 1: bed ready, and so I flop it. I flop it

938
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: and there is this nasty looking hairs that in the

939
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: middle of the damn bad It looked like a piece

940
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: of turd, but it was a hairball, hairball something someone

941
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: people thought it was like that they cleaned out the

942
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: drain and maybe just left it on the bed. That's disgusting.

943
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I can't do this. That

944
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: was the last straw. Well. No, I flipped over the

945
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 1: pillow in the pillowcase. The pillow case had a big

946
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: brown spot on it, and I was just like, what

947
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: is that? Like? Yeah, he ran outside showed me the

948
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: pillowcase in the light and I was like, what did

949
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: you find? Somebody took a dump on the pillow. Abby,

950
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a shower. That'll work. No. I wouldn't

951
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: gonna take a shower. I was just like, I don't

952
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: know what to do. So we stood in the parking

953
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: lot for like an hour, just going I don't know what.

954
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: Abby is freaked out at this point. Yeah, I was

955
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: like you just looking at him our door, our rooms.

956
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 1: The walls touched so you could go in between, like

957
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: there's a door connecting. Okay, Yeah, we're standing outside. We

958
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: didn't see out of the room. We didn't. We didn't

959
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: sit down in the room because we were just like,

960
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: we don't know what to do and was your room? No? Okay?

961
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: Smell bad? He at least smelled like for breeze, like

962
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: thee oh yeah, and your rug a rug in my room,

963
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: and like I just kind of flopped it up and

964
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: you could see the like under the rugum were they

965
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: vacuumed and not under the rug and it was a

966
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: straight black line and I was like, they obviously did

967
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: not vacuum covering. Let me look under this rug somebody.

968
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,399
Speaker 1: So we're just sitting there and I'm like, I don't

969
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: know what to do. We finally find a different hotel

970
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: online that we're like, we're gonna go check it out.

971
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: We called no so I don't even die in something diamonds.

972
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh that that makes sense, and we're like, you know what,

973
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: it has four point five stars on line like reviews,

974
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: hundreds out of five, yeah, hundreds of reviews. I'm like,

975
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: it can't be as bad as this. Let's just go.

976
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: Let's we're going. We're we're done with this place. So

977
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: we pack up the car and we're gonna go get

978
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: our money back. So we go to the front office,

979
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: right and you're scaring me every single time Halloween South.

980
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: So we go and every time it hits it, the

981
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 1: light is on, you know. So I'm gonna ask for

982
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: my money back. So I ring the bell because it's

983
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: after hours. Now, nobody seems to be coming abby No, no,

984
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: so I ring the bell. We sit there. Did they

985
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: come to the door? You know, they just they just

986
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: turn off the damn lights. I love this place. That's

987
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: customer service. I mean hilarious. They don't give a rip

988
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: about what They don't give a rip. And so we

989
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: dropped the keys in the dropbox, get in the car

990
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: and we had the point three miles down the road

991
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: and the hotels are right and I pull up to Paradise.

992
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: The lobby is a like nineteen hundreds home. It's beautiful,

993
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: like old like original wood flooring. You walk in, Yeah,

994
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna need a room, and they give us two

995
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: queen beds. We go into room number nine and it's

996
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: like a beautiful hotel. We've been expecting you. It wasn't

997
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: like that. This was like a real hotel. Like you

998
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: walk in and they have cups. Anybody here, you know

999
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: how they have cups wrapped in plastics, so you know

1000
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: they're brand new. They have those. I'm gonna turn in

1001
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: for the night. They have the seals on the toilet

1002
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: and there's two beautifully immaculate, clean queen beds. No bedbugs. No,

1003
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about scabies. You don't have

1004
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: to worry about anything. And Abby and I gotten our

1005
00:52:55,120 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: separate beds. We've got our separate beds, and we got

1006
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: tucked in together. And no, no, she slept on the

1007
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: bed on the left. I slept in the bed on

1008
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: the right, and we went to bed. Wait. You all

1009
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: stay in the same room. You stay in the same room,

1010
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: but on two different beds. That's it. Did you tell

1011
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: your wife about this? Absolutely? Oh? Yeah, she gave us permission.

1012
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: I asked her, or she offered it to me. She's like,

1013
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: if you're scared to beat a wife, if you're scared

1014
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: for me alone, because I would be, you can do this, Coach.

1015
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 1: I think your wife's down. No, I told you my

1016
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: wife's down. I tell you guys all the time, how

1017
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: down my wife is. Hey, you should go the next

1018
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: level now. No, no, she said, she's the one that

1019
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: got Abby on the phone. Is like, look, Abby, listen,

1020
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know where you guys are staying.

1021
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: It looks absolutely don't know what you're doing with my husband.

1022
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: But that's fine. What you guys do on Murphersborough is

1023
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: your business. Okay, now, as long as you let my

1024
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: husband come home to me. She got on the phone.

1025
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: She goes, Abby, I don't know. You don't face time

1026
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: with her? Yea, no, they face That was FaceTime, Abby.

1027
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: She goes, let me talk to Abby. Don't look him

1028
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: in the eyes, Abby. And so I handed Abby the

1029
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: phone and she said, Abby, look, I don't know where

1030
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: you guys are staying, but if you were creeped out,

1031
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: because I would be creeped out. She goes, I want

1032
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: you to know, I give you full permission. My goodness.

1033
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: She goes, it is not a problem at all. And

1034
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 1: she goes, if you guys want to share a room,

1035
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: I don't care, it's fine. She's like, all I need

1036
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: you to say is yes. And Abby's like, yes, okay, No,

1037
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: how was it? I mean no, no, don't go. Ab

1038
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: was freaked out. You don't understand how No, there was

1039
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: nothing of that. Understand on the very far side of

1040
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: my bed. I barely even slept on the bed. I

1041
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 1: was so far away from him. I don't know why

1042
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: you did that. I mean, I mean, coach, come on,

1043
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: I was in another bed of you. You're an animal.

1044
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: I was in the other bed. It wasn't a big deal.

1045
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 1: Like I told Abbey, I was like, it's no problem.

1046
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: My wife is legit. She's cool. She said, she's the

1047
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: one that said you a room morning Wood. I'm sorry,

1048
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: And so we shared the apologize. Like Abby went outside

1049
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: to call her mom. I have no idea what your

1050
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: mom said when you told her we were sharing a room.

1051
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: You did not you told your mom you're sharing a

1052
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: room with it? And did you call your mom? And no?

1053
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 1: I was like, his wife's fine with it. She's like, what,

1054
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: this is the weirdest thing ever. I'm like, he's fine,

1055
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: it's good. I'm in mine. We're just we're separate. It's good. Okay.

1056
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: It was very strange. Yeah, it's normal. He acts like

1057
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: it's normal. That was the weirdest thing. I said that

1058
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 1: a hundred times. I was like, this is so weird.

1059
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: He acts like it's normal. His wife acts like it's normal.

1060
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: They are just very different people. Abby Instagram Live for

1061
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: the Bobby Bones Show. The footage may be ruined. I'm

1062
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: at half mass. Wait wait, wait, so tell me what

1063
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 1: was weird about it? Like you you what's weird about it? Yeah?

1064
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: Like what were you uncomfortable? Would you have rather had

1065
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: your separate room. No, No, I was scared you wouldn't

1066
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: want your own comfortable. It was fine, you wouldn't want

1067
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: your own room. Nope, not in that situation. I thought

1068
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: it was gonna get murdered in the middle. And even

1069
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: in the nice hotel, I mean there's still you don't

1070
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: know what's going to come in. I mean it was nice,

1071
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 1: but you don't know what's going to come in in

1072
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 1: New York City and taking she was on edge after

1073
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: that first hotel. I mean, you got cleaned out at

1074
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: the casino, you go to a horror film theater or

1075
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: whatever it was hotel. Good God, this had to have

1076
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: gotten better. And also we're about fifty minutes in. Like

1077
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 1: when we went inside that indoor like a water park, like,

1078
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: chills shot down my spine. I was like, I am

1079
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: actually might die tonight. You're gonna need to jump ahead

1080
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: in the store. We may need to cover the diamonds

1081
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: on Friday. Oh yeah, we didn't even get to the diamonds.

1082
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: I mean we started reading the reviews of the other

1083
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: tell online. It was like I stayed there a month ago. Uh,

1084
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: there was blood by the pool, there was feces in

1085
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,760
Speaker 1: my bathtub. It was like, what one ladys on your pillow?

1086
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: One person. I accidentally booked this place and I showed

1087
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: up and I only sat on the table. I would

1088
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: not touch anything in the room. It was so disgusting.

1089
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: I don't We left like everybody was just talking about

1090
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: how horrid it was. Yeah, but I love. What I

1091
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,439
Speaker 1: love about it is the people that own it don't

1092
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: give a crap. They don't care whatsoever. Guys there, what's

1093
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: your WiFi password? If you don't matter WiFi password? It

1094
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: was called creepers, was called creepers with a Z. That's

1095
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: what their wife's interesting. Your WiFi password is called jes.

1096
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: Remember maybe no worries with the Z. I'm tapping in

1097
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: the password now, murderer. The password is your dead sleep

1098
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: with one eye open. So yes, Abby and I shared

1099
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,919
Speaker 1: a room in Murpy'sboro, Arkansas. Is that weird? Isn't that weird? Yeah,

1100
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: don't ask the question, you know it's weird. Why did

1101
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: you guys passwords? Scared list woke up first? Well, he

1102
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: kind of woke up together. I did. I. I set

1103
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: my alarm for a little bit earlier than Abby's because

1104
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 1: I was going to take a shower. Abby did not

1105
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: take a shower. Abby, I'm gonna go, guys shower. He

1106
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: left when I got ready, he went out and walked around. Abby.

1107
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna head into the shower. I'm gonna do a

1108
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 1: scrub and rub. But you need me to get your back. No,

1109
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: it really wasn't it. I mean, you guys make it

1110
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: sound creepy, but it wasn't creepy. It's not weird so weird. No,

1111
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean they really did need to go the room.

1112
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: But and I mean, why do you want to spend

1113
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: money on two rooms. There's no way in hell your

1114
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: wife would let you. She would not have been okay

1115
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: with that because she knows I sleep walk. That's what

1116
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: you said, Yeah, because you sleep walk. I don't know

1117
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: what happened. I sleepwalked. I ended up in your bed.

1118
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but yeah, that's I mean, that's how it

1119
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 1: went down. And I knew that right when we booked

1120
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: the room. I was like, oh, these idiots are gonna

1121
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: be like when we got the room together, I was like, Okay,

1122
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: these idiots are gonna give me all. I still can't crazy.

1123
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: But was it awkward though? No? I mean because you

1124
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: kept calling your wife and your people. I don't even

1125
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 1: know who you were calling. Talk to my parents. Yeah,

1126
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: the people I called forest, he called everybody. He's like

1127
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: sitting in bed talking to his dad, trying to sleep.

1128
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't sleeping yet. I wanted to chill. I was relaxing.

1129
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I need a drink or something right now.

1130
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: But you get a drink. Nope, it's a dry county.

1131
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: We went to the gas station too, and that was fun.

1132
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: I was right by the hotel. K Well, there was

1133
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: a guy living in his van. He was feeding his

1134
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: cat at the gas I mean, let me just get

1135
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: the sound effect ready, here we go. No, I thought

1136
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: he was cleaning up a murder scene in his van. Yeah,

1137
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 1: and he goes, what was all that stuff in his car?

1138
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: And I said, that's his house. Thanks for the beef jerky,

1139
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about. It was just bleaching. Some ziptize.

1140
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: This ain't visit. He was wiping something up and he

1141
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: had bleached in his van. He needs some help with

1142
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: that red stain. I've heard Clarks is great, really good cleaning.

1143
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have any have any kind of a perry

1144
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 1: A or sam Pello Greeno. What do you have with

1145
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: all those forty gallon bags there. Look like you're trying

1146
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: to hide a body. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

1147
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: U is like, oh no, he shout or something. So

1148
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: then it gets you. Then we do the diamond thing whatever.

1149
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: It's fine, Okay, you didn't find a diamond. Didn't find

1150
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 1: a diamond we heard on the Big Show. I understand.

1151
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: So then we're going to fill up on gas and

1152
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: head out of town, and I get conned one more

1153
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: damn time in this stupid ass town. Well it was

1154
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: a veteran, al right, hey, brother, it was definitely a vetteran.

1155
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: So we're getting gas and I'm standing there getting gas

1156
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 1: in our car and he pulls up beyond and goes, hey,

1157
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: young man, Hey, young man. I'm like, what's going on?

1158
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I don't mean to bother you, but

1159
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: what once you're done filling up that can you can

1160
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 1: you have her pull up and can you fill up

1161
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: my tank? I already gave her the money inside, but

1162
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 1: I have a hard time standing up, So could you

1163
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: just fill up my truck? And I'm like, so, hey,

1164
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: how do you drive this big gass truck? He sits down. Okay,

1165
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: how does he get out to the truck? He finds

1166
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: people like you from his house coach. So he didn't

1167
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: want you to pay for the gas. He just wants

1168
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: you to pump it for him. So no, no, no, no.

1169
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: So then he pulls up and he's like, yeah, should

1170
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: only take about seventy seventy dollars? How big so? And

1171
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: then how big a boy are you? So then I

1172
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: start pumping. He's like, no, no, you gotta hold the

1173
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: nozzle out, like you gotta shoot it in there. It

1174
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: doesn't work. So I'm sitting there dodging gasoline trying to

1175
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: shoot gas into his damn truck. And I'm like, it's

1176
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: the one that always snaps, you know when you put

1177
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: too much no no off, So you can't you can't

1178
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: do the automatic lever thing. Yes, So I'm sitting there

1179
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,959
Speaker 1: with the gas thing outside of his tank by about

1180
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: an inch, trying to shoot it into his tank. It's

1181
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: seventy worth, seventy worth. You're lucky, I think didn't blow.

1182
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: And then he and then he's like, well, I think

1183
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: you're all filled up, and he's like, it should just

1184
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: shoot out whenever it's done, if I don't want to

1185
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: get gasoline on me. He's like, because it got to

1186
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: like sixty two. He goes, it should take a little

1187
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 1: bit more, and I'm like, no, man, I think that's it.

1188
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm pretty sure it's full. And he goes, okay,

1189
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 1: that's good enough, and he goes, now, just how am

1190
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,919
Speaker 1: I gonna get my change? And I'm like, oh my god,

1191
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 1: now I gotta go into the damn store and get

1192
01:02:52,480 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: his change. That's very nice, tip you and give me

1193
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: a damn thing. Why would he tip you? I always

1194
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 1: wanted to be a gas station attendant. Thank you for

1195
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: filling that lifelong dream of mine. I did until I

1196
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: did that. Now I don't want to be. And then

1197
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: he taught us a math lesson and everything. What was that? Yeah?

1198
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: So okay, so squared, what's the answer? You know it immediately?

1199
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: Five squares? I don't know, guys, time five like four

1200
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: grand I don't know. Tell him? Okay, So what is it?

1201
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: So the first digit you add one to, which is three,

1202
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: and then the second one will always be right? Did

1203
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: I get that right? So squared is? Oh? I messed

1204
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: it up? What is it? I have no idea? Then

1205
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: you yeah, then you multiply it by the first number,

1206
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: so it's two plus one, which is three and then

1207
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: times two since it's the first number, and then the

1208
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: last numbers are always twenty five s every thirty squared

1209
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: go thirty. Okay, so three plus one is four and

1210
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: then times three twelve thirty because the thirty. WHOA, I'm

1211
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 1: glad you guys really listened to that guy at the

1212
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 1: gas station with the cat. All right, Abby, would you

1213
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: like to promote your podcast? Which one? Abbey? I don't

1214
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: get a letter promote her part? Yeah, we don't have

1215
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: time to get into the big argument that I want

1216
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: to have with Abby. No, next time, I don't have time.

1217
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: You can deep tease anything, coach. I mean, she has

1218
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: a problem with a certain sect of this sex. No,

1219
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: a certain population that is moving to Nashville, and she

1220
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: had the Californians. The most absurd reason why she doesn't

1221
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 1: like these people is this racist and defends them? Now,

1222
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 1: I bet you can guess. Is it an animal? But

1223
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, but that was that was you

1224
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: want to say about the time about cowboys? I mean,

1225
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 1: what would you like to say about the trip? I

1226
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: think it was great. I mean I almost died, but

1227
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 1: it was fun. You all didn't almost die, ye yourself? Nope,

1228
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: you don't understand. Did somebody try to kill you? No?

1229
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: The only time he almost died when she wouldn't quit

1230
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: looking at her damn phone. Now that's fact. That's fact. Yes,

1231
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 1: that's the only time I looked at it was if

1232
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 1: we were at a red light? Who were the people

1233
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 1: you don't want moving in? Mexicans? No, it doesn't know,

1234
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: it's not that. What are y'all talking about? And we

1235
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: don't have time. It's another thirty minute conversation. Is that

1236
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: if it's Mexicans, I want to be pissed me too.

1237
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: My name is Sissy's all right, boys, we gotta break

1238
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 1: it off. Remember more sports, less lifestyle. Well, yeah, we

1239
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: can talk sports next one. Yeah, we talk about the

1240
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: Cowboys and we don't have to worry about tomorrow night's

1241
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: game Bengals jag Wars. Have fun watching that Thursday night

1242
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: football and they both sucks, so could be good. Yeah,

1243
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,479
Speaker 1: I mean the Bengals are actually two and one, right, Yeah,

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01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: but all right, I have a great you two man, thanks,

1245
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: happy you see you guys? What a good ending is that?

1246
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: All right? I mean I've never heard a story just

1247
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: in the middle, but it has to. We can't do it.

1248
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: There's nothing to talk about the diamond minds. I went

1249
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 1: and dug for diamonds. I didn't find anything. What do

1250
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: you want me to say? I want to hear about

1251
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 1: the argument next time. Next time. Alright, on the argument, man,

1252
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: you want to hear about it next time, next time

1253
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 1: the deep teas, okay, next time? All right, goodbye everyone.

1254
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: Oh wait, letter Plugger podcast. I told her to talk

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01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 1: to Chuck talk to you talk to guys. So yeah,

1256
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 1: and I talked on there. It's actually funny, you would

1257
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: like it. What is the show called, Chuck Dix? What

1258
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:52,959
Speaker 1: is it? Oh my gosh, love country. Talk to Check

1259
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 1: it's Check Wicks. We get country artists on if you

1260
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,959
Speaker 1: like country music. Who's one of the biggest country artists

1261
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: you've got in on there? Aldine? Yeah, we had Eric

1262
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: Decker on. Hey, he's not a country artist. I know.

1263
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 1: I had to switch because you guys are sports. So

1264
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys would know Eric, and Abby

1265
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: did give us a compliment on the way back. She

1266
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 1: was like, like, your podcast. I love your podcast. I listened.

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01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: She goes, I'll be sitting in there and I just

1268
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 1: laugh out loud, and then already six goes, I laugh

1269
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: at everything. Government really do make me laugh. I was

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01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 1: laughing this whole time. All right, goodbye everyone, thank you

1271
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: for listening. Julio, Welcome tightens up, baby, tight up. Welcome

1272
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Speaker 1: to Nashville, Baby, How I'm glad to report fighting Bean Roles.

1273
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 1: He's alive. Did he do a lineup? No, I've given

1274
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: his team away because I was like, you give it

1275
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 1: to your dad. No, I gave it to someone else

1276
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: and no, not for us kid, no one in the

1277
01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:00,080
Speaker 1: sore losers nation. And he just emailed me today he

1278
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, did I get kicked out a league? Sorry? Man,

1279
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 1: I've been um. I got he deployed, had some army commitments.

1280
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: He was out in the field doing training. What do

1281
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: we learn from this podcast? He wasn't in Memphis, was he?

1282
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: What do we learn from this podcast? Lunchbox does not

1283
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 1: like veterans, no, or a military personnel. The boy was

1284
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: out there serving your country and you kicked him off

1285
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: the fancy league. He didn't fill up out of line

1286
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 1: up the first two weeks, I found because he was

1287
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: protecting your ass, right, But I was just trying to

1288
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 1: be proactive. I sent him an email what he should do.

1289
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: Put a boot in your ass? Oh, boom. That's a song, right,

1290
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: Which song is that? Red, White, and Blue? Yeah, all right,

1291
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: I think so. I came him back his team. I

1292
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: kicked the other guy. He's back in. You should give

1293
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 1: him twenty bucks to Why would I give him twenty dollars,

1294
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: He's a veteran. No, I didn't have any cash raised,

1295
01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:01,599
Speaker 1: Like I stopped rolling, like coach, you allow