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Speaker 1: Today, a pharmacist wanted us to prank her coworker, And

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Speaker 1: according to her email, this woman is a little uptight

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Speaker 1: and work's been crazy lately where she's had to do

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Speaker 1: multiple double shifts and overtime.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, she just put.

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Speaker 1: Out with a lot of unreasonable customers. So she might

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Speaker 1: already be at her limit by the time Jose calls.

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Speaker 1: If not, he's going to attempt to push her over

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Speaker 1: the edge in your phone. Tap right now, another twenty.

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Speaker 2: Pharmacy.

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Speaker 3: This is patrese Hi.

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Speaker 2: I need help finding a medication.

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Speaker 4: Please, okay? Sure?

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Speaker 3: Can I get your name and birthday?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? My name is Alex Reeser Research.

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Speaker 3: Can you spell that please?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? R ee s as in sam.

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Speaker 3: E r e R Okay, got it. How's your day

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Speaker 3: going so far?

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Speaker 2: Well, could be you know, a little bete, but I'm

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Speaker 2: sure you hear that all the time. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Actually, can I get your birthday place?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Sure? April twelfth, nineteen eighty six.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, let's see.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: I may not be in your system.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever been to your pharmacy.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, yeah, because the name and the birthday, don't

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Speaker 3: I don't have anybody with that birthday with that name.

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Speaker 4: H see, I figured, well they told me to call

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Speaker 4: you guys.

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Speaker 2: I just got out of a hospital. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 2: did a bunch of blood tests.

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Speaker 4: I was feeling awful for a few days and it

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Speaker 4: came back positive for the French flu. Flu. So they said,

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Speaker 4: you got to go to a pharmacy and they can

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Speaker 4: help you.

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Speaker 2: You're the closest to me. I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 3: So you know for me to help you, I need

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Speaker 3: a prescription.

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Speaker 4: Well hold, the doctor said it wasn't too bad, but

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Speaker 4: then I had to get an opinion from a second doc,

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Speaker 4: d R and zat doc Daar was not sure what

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Speaker 4: they prescribed to me.

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Speaker 2: So can you hear it? It's happening in my voice.

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Speaker 3: No, I hear an accent. But how how am I

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Speaker 3: supposed to help you?

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand that.

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Speaker 2: I do not know that is your job. It is

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Speaker 2: in voluntarity. Is a French flu?

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Speaker 3: Said, Why you're telling me you got diagnosed with something

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Speaker 3: called the French flu and now you're putting on a

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Speaker 3: French accent?

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Speaker 4: Mademoiselle, are you suggestings that I am making this up?

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Speaker 3: I'm not suggesting anything. If you want help from us.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have to give me your doctor, your hospital.

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Speaker 3: I can call it into them if you want, or

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Speaker 3: have them call it into me. But that's what we

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Speaker 3: have to do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 4: I went to Prince Hospital and doctor Augustus to the exam.

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Speaker 2: He's a viral pathogen specialist.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, now your voice is normal.

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Speaker 2: See that's what I'm saying. Like it could get bettel,

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Speaker 2: it could get much wild. It is up, it is down.

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Speaker 2: One day, I'm eating on the ambigail. Now I am

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Speaker 2: eating at frog legs.

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Speaker 4: Mom.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not just stop.

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Speaker 3: I have a lot of prescriptions to fill. I'm very

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Speaker 3: busy here in this pharmacy. My coworker has a day off.

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Speaker 3: I have to handle a lot here, so I I

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Speaker 3: have to go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, I am not in the mood. I am

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Speaker 2: not trying to mess with you at all.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to keep you on the phone longer

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Speaker 4: than you should, because this is like a nightmail for me.

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Speaker 2: I am smoking cigarettes every day.

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Speaker 4: Looking at me for bets online, and I hate it.

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 2: I do not want to be like this.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe you.

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Speaker 2: Really, you think I'm making this up?

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Speaker 3: Well, you want me to believe that a real doctor

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Speaker 3: diagnosed you with the French flu that makes you go

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Speaker 3: in and out of a French accident.

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Speaker 4: You really want me to believe.

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Speaker 2: That they tested me. I do not know what do

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Speaker 2: you want me to tell you?

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Speaker 3: It sounds cartoonish, It doesn't even sound real.

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Speaker 2: I am telling you this is a real thing.

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Speaker 4: My brother even caught it too, so you can't act

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Speaker 4: like I'm lying.

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Speaker 2: I am in agony. See did you hear him? He's

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Speaker 2: my brother.

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Speaker 3: So now you have a partner doing this.

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Speaker 2: It's contagious. He got it for me.

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Speaker 4: You're a pharmacist.

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Speaker 2: You should know how I'm lend me.

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Speaker 3: Don't care, this is made up. I'm hanging up now,

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Speaker 3: and please don't call back.

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Speaker 4: Oh I could tell that you are the only smart

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Speaker 4: America and you knows the whole time.

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Speaker 2: This is a phone call said too long.

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Speaker 4: With Yes, she said, she feels like everyone's getting the

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Speaker 4: flu right now, even her, But not the French flu.

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Speaker 3: Not the bad accent French flu either.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you know it sounds fun.

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Speaker 4: I know you want to do the accent deep down

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Speaker 4: to get it out of your system.

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Speaker 2: Come out you you got me beat.

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Speaker 3: There's no way I could measure up.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go. Okay, just say the word hamburger for me.

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Speaker 2: She's got the flu.

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Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,