WEBVTT - Lice Lice Baby (with Jamel Johnson) 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:06.000 Do you think Justin Guarini watches Kelly Clarksmon's talk show 0:00:06.240 --> 0:00:09.640 just like polishes a handgun, and like you said, he's 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:16.080 just like every day in two PM, it was first 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:21.040 on himself, from Justice to Kelly and then just he's mad. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:32.120 He's big man. My crop chips in your man mass 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:47.240 are racist as the money many stuff. I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep, 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.440 there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:54.880 to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:58.720 podcast where we died deep, deep into the pockets of 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:02.200 black conspiracy, they reason, and we finally worked to prove 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:06.160 that when Tony Tony Tony says, Tony Tony, Tony has 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:09.360 done it again, what they're talking about is another drone 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:13.679 strike in the Middle East. That's right. These motherfucker's are evil. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.920 They've been doing it for years. They're they're bad people. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:19.760 And we were singing along this entire time like that 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.679 ship was cute, but it's not cute. They've murdered a 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:26.440 lot of families. Shame on you, Raphael said, will never 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:28.640 forgive you for how many people you've taken out of 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:32.080 this world. Anyway, I'm your host, Lankstick Kerman coming in 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.200 hot as always. That's that's sort of my thing. You 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.400 guys are getting used to the way that I come in, 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.880 and boy do I come in hot every single time. 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:43.560 But you know who's also gonna come in hot. I 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:46.120 got a good feeling about this one, yo. I got 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:49.360 a real good feeling my guest today. He's a motherfucker 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:52.840 known for coming in hot as his as his whole vibe. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:55.520 He just comes in real cool and real hot at 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.480 the exact same time. You guys know him from his 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.440 super I I really enjoyed it, and I had the 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.280 pleasure of being on his brand new podcast called NBA 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:08.480 story Time. He has another podcast called Airbuds. He's known 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.919 in the industry as Mr Sporty Spice. That was something 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.920 he specifically told me to tell you all, and God 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.680 damn it, do I believe it. He's hilarious. You're gonna 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:21.720 love him. Please give it up for Jamal Johnson, just 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:27.120 growing on. Whoa Lankston, thanks for having me. Sporty Spice 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.840 is correct. You tell U t A, you tell everybody 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:33.760 it's uh c a A tell all the niggas the 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:38.000 Spices back the scary hours and and I got. And 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:41.040 let me tell you another thing, Raphael Sadik. We we 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:44.320 ain't even get into the Lucy Pearl files. We ain't 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:47.840 even get into what Lucy Pearl did to the children. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:53.919 Oh ship, I know what the Oaktown stroke is. Uh, 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:58.320 I know what it is now. Yeah, we were sitting 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.679 back thinking that was a sexual move. It was not 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.800 funck No, it's a move to the fucking button. Yeah, 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:10.440 knock knocking some heads off. You just got a nuclear 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.919 button hitting in one of his guitar strings. That man 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:16.200 is a bad person. I'm sure now that whole ship 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.280 is diabolical. Also, if you hear me cough, I just 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:21.400 smoked a bunch of weeds before this, so well you 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:24.040 know I'm using them. The organic papers don't agree with 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:28.040 my my lungs. Oh so you're you're more of a 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:32.960 just the poison paper. It's kind of man. Just yeah, bleach, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.160 yeah yeah, put the bleach, put the coat in, the 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.520 bleach on it, Put the best sides on it, put 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:42.080 the round up on it. Around weird asbestos that they 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:43.880 had to put on it just to make it smell 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:47.600 a certain way. I got you dust light put that 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.600 on there and put a little you know, the touch 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:55.280 of embalment fluid. Let's get what Let's just a little smack, 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:59.520 just a schmig shrink, like like if Emerald Agassi did it, 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.960 he wouldn't Yale Bam. It was not even enough for 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:10.160 half of BAM's worth. No, no, it's a week day. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.080 We're not gonna get that. We're not about to get that. Lyddy, 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.159 I love that. Okay, let's jump into this because you 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:20.680 came with a conspiracy theory that I had long and 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.800 I guess to some extent still long believe it's a 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.719 it's sort of a big one in the the black 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.039 conspiracy theory, youth. You know what I mean. You said, 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:35.919 my mama told me black people can't get lice because 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:43.880 we use hair grease. Yeah, the lights can't survive when 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:49.320 your hair is that good looking. So wait, let's pause 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:53.760 for a second because you're framing. When you said hair grease. 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:55.839 I presumed that you were going to suggest that these 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:59.400 lights were slipping off, but you're instead of suggesting that 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.719 you look too damn good and the lights are like, 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:05.040 I can't do this to the man. Come on, man, 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.400 it's just about to be all on him. I gotta 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.080 I can't do this to him, this many house. No, 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:16.320 I gotta go through them. I gotta my bad. I'm 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:21.600 not trying to nothing like that. I apologize honestly. Yeah, 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:24.279 my joke, I don't even got the right shoes on 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:29.320 my back, my faults. I mean that's what I thought. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.839 Like what I actually think is, Yeah, it's some sort 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.960 of like the lights are like they just get it 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.120 as soon as it hits them, soon as the pink 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:41.960 lotion gets the skin. It's like immediate disintegration. Oh so 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.920 this is like an acidic thing where it's like there 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:49.080 their armored bodies, there their one weakness. It's sort of 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:53.320 like in Signs when those aliens that we're creeping around 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.600 you find out that a glass of water is their 0:05:55.680 --> 0:06:01.840 one weakness. Yeah, I got actually all that olive oil 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:06.880 to can't to any any cant To product, just sending 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:12.800 them straight to Avengers and no, oh no it's over. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:18.080 That's our one weakness. Was that. Okay, let's start from 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.760 the beginning, because I have to assume that this is 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:24.480 a conspiracy theory that you have long believed, that this 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.800 is something you grew up with. Tell me about that. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:31.680 Uh yeah, I want to say you know, my mom 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.400 just comes from my mom getting me ready for school, 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:39.840 you know, from day one, and somewhere around first or 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.760 second grade, she's putting some pink glocition in my shop. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:46.040 Is like, yeah you need this. We can't, we don't 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:50.960 get like and this is why. And from that moment 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:54.039 I was like, Oh, it's like it's like a protective 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:58.240 coating from whiteness. You know what I'm saying, Like a 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.440 little shield, little glaze when I go out in the streets. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:05.080 I got you a little saran wrapt with saran wrap 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.920 to help protect you from whatever might come your way. Yeah, 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:18.800 Life Storers, General white thoughts. Does anything that might penetrate Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:23.160 could be guest to be a man's opinion on broccoli 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.440 in the way that it's meant to be cooked. Yeah, exactly, 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:35.840 I'm saying mentioning asparacus or like the concept of brunch. Okay, 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.800 so you're saying, all right, this this pink lotion or 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.760 these hair products or the thing that that protects me. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.280 I guess the question that immediately comes to mind because 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.800 I had long presumed that black people just couldn't get 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:54.360 it get lights period, Like lights didn't familiar hair are 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:57.960 you saying that your mom, as she presented it to you, 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:02.480 was without the pink ocean, you are in fact vulnerable 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.400 to the possibility of life. It was a little bit 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:09.480 of both. It was kind of like, we can't but like, listen, 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:15.120 you don't want to tempt faith, right, double down? I 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:20.600 got you. You were vaccinated, but you still want your mask? Yeah, exactly, 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:24.200 keep your mask on. Yeah, you keep your mask on. Yeah, 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:28.200 throw some blue magic in there. Here's the mask inside 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:33.640 of your mask. But no way that COVID getting through. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:38.400 Oh man, I can't believe. I haven't seen that on 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:44.240 subway creatures yet. Dude putting wave grease, putting Paul made 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:48.720 inside of his mask, just come out with a beard 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.319 with waves and no disease. That's not what I'm saying. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.440 If you put Paul made, you can use the same 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:59.880 mask for seven days, if you breathed inside that for 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:03.719 detective layers, gonna keep you safe. Okay, So so your 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.880 mom is telling you this is like an additional level 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:12.000 of protection you are going to school. Are you then 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:16.280 telling other people like, hey, y'all, f y I we 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.880 can't get lights. I hope you put your pink lotion 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.719 on the day because then we we especially can't or 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.200 you like, now this is our little secret. I ain't 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:26.600 really gonna put people on. Yeah. I kind of kept it, 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:31.000 kept it to myself and just kept an eye on 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.600 who got lights. You know what. I'm like, I'm just 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:35.880 watching the boards every day. I'm checking in with the 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:40.400 nurse every now and again, like, anybody come through here, 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.880 what's up? What's what's what's up with you lately? And 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:48.559 it's de niece. We gotta need we got Yeah, yeah, 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:55.240 what's what's what do you do before lunch today? Did 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:59.080 you know anybody growing up that that got lights? Honestly? No. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.880 And I went to a pretty black elementary school, so 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:05.920 oh black, okay, so you are very black people were 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:08.960 your peers. Yeah, it was like it would be like 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.040 two or three white kids in my elementary school class, damn, 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.199 and none of them got lights. Yeah. No, I think 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:22.120 they got the hurt immunity. Sure, I think if if 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:25.480 I'm understanding her immunity correctly, at least in the original 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:27.920 version of what hurt any immunity was meant to be, 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:32.199 if you can get seventy people to essentially make themselves 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:37.400 like immune to this thing via quarantine, exposure and or 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:42.080 or vaccination, then everybody becomes safe because it's harder for 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.560 the thing to to transfer. I have to assume lights 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.839 is similar that if you're in a school primarily filled 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:52.480 with black people, then they're essentially being made safe by 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.760 the fact that there's nobody to help transfer this thing 0:10:55.840 --> 0:11:00.079 to them in the other direction. Bro, it must be 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.679 because I definitely, like I said, from the moment I 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:07.640 heard it, I'm looking around at everybody. Y, I need 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:11.240 to know whose guy? What? What is this ship? Right? 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.720 And it never came up. I think there was you 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:19.240 know what. Okay, So I did. I went to a 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:24.920 wider elementary school when I first heard this, and there 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.400 might have been I don't know if that kid got it. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:30.880 There was just one weird kid. Yeah. I was like, oh, 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.040 he definitely got it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.840 but it was kind of just him. And then I 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:40.600 went to black or elementary school in my neighborhood. It 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.560 was like a reverse. I did both reverses. So at 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:47.240 first my I was getting bussed to a whider school, 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:49.079 you know, I was like one of these fucking dumbass, 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:53.560 smart kid elementary schools, some magnet where they Yeah, We're 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.920 gonna take him out of his neighborhood and show him 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.040 the real worlds like, fuck you, I don't know. Yeah, 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.120 then I was like what for? Then I did the reverse. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.360 The school in my neighborhood was also was another Magnet school, 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.880 but they was busting the white kids in m hmm, 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:11.520 I got you. So in this scenario, it was in 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.360 your neighborhood and white people had to come visit for 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:19.079 part of their day too, I guess get a better education. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.080 I don't know how that works. Yeah, I mean, hey, 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:25.120 they learned how to uh you know, duck school security 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.160 and go across the street to the corner store if 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.920 nothing else. Yeah, that's a that's a fair time. I'm 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.920 not mad at that. That's pretty true. That's how you 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.400 learn life skills in a different direction, for sure. Man, 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.080 you gotta know how to, you know, move in a 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:46.840 room full of voters. So nobody you knew growing up 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.559 except from one weird kid and up with ever one 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:54.319 weird white kid who was white. Nobody else. Life has 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:57.920 never been a thing in my life, and was I 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:01.760 only know a couple like two niggers who got bad bugs. Yeah, 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.480 so we it was in a strange way, we've actually 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:08.679 done an episode about bed bugs. Clark Jones came with 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:12.440 a conspiracy theory that he thinks that mattress companies actually 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:18.120 are developing and increasing the the amount of bed bugs 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:23.000 basically so that they can keep selling more magic sense. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.800 It does make a lot of sense. And I'm not high, 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.960 and I still was like, all right, I'm listening, you 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.720 know what I mean? Like for sure, it's sort of 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:36.880 it all clicks together. That said, it is interesting that 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:39.680 that same theory about like the hair grease and the 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.480 oils that we use for our skin does not apply 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:46.920 to other insects, right, Like we black people are not 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:51.000 above and infestation of certain kinds. We're just saying it 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.640 sounds like the the main theory is that the infestation 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.680 doesn't really happen to your your person as much as 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.599 it might happen to your items. Yeah, how come we 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.960 have a you know, how to stop roaches yet? Huh. 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:08.400 That's a great question. But it definitely is a legitimate 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:12.280 question to be asking because it seems like with all 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:16.400 of the the technological advances that have happened in the world, 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.480 a lot of these infestations should have been ended a 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:23.640 long time ago. Yeah, I let off a MP in 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:27.560 my apartment. Hell yeah, whatever, Come on, yo, get these 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.600 ships about it, Like what the funk? Yeah, let's let's 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:34.720 electricute these roaches like sonically or whatever it is that 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.960 I don't know. Guyle, Guyle comes to your it's a 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:42.280 sonic boom. You have to hold back for two seconds 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:48.600 and then forward punch. Yeah, guy comes to your crib. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:52.800 He does that sonic boom and then you know, no 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:57.400 more roaches. Yeah. Second conspiracy theory, Guyle from Street Fighter 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:01.480 is Puerto Rican. Oh wait a minute, hold on, wait 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.560 a goddamn minute. What come on? Why does his hair 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.360 stick up? How does his hair stay up like that? 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.280 He might be Dominican. He is not a white guy. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.000 That's not a regular white dude. That flag is red, white, 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:16.640 and blue in a different format to start the stars 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.360 and bars is not in the right place. God damn. Hey, 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.840 if that's I'll say this, If that's true, that's how 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.200 they get you. That's how they get you, because this 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:29.760 is He has long been positioned as sort of an 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:34.640 American hero, a traditional American hero, a white guy, blonde hair, 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:38.560 blue eyes. He's fighting for for your rights, citizen, like 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:42.840 they used to you click on that American flag for 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.840 the location, and it it just felt like a goddamn 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:48.680 American time. And it turns out he's just a brave 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.840 Puerto Rican fighting for our rights more than for our rights, 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.200 because you don't got ship better to do. Dog now 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:59.240 because he fucking because they fired him from the fucking 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:03.000 saying gruders or whatever. You know, I'm saying some grocery 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:06.000 stories as system man, and now you just just just 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:09.840 just trying to make the ends meet. I will say, 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.600 if if he's Dominican, that does explain why he was 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.760 always wearing that fifty cent tank top back and uh, 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.720 and that's what I'm saying, bro, Come on, man, you 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:22.520 don't know no white dudes who dressed like that period 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.600 the movie tank top and some big old some big 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:30.040 old cargoes son in the boots. Come on, sign white 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:32.440 dudes don't know how they You know, he was cuffing 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:36.640 his jeans, his cargo. You know what I'm saying, camouflage 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:40.400 pants in his jeans in dogs. Yeah, no, he put 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:44.200 them inside. And that is a very either look either 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:49.000 he is Dominican and or Puerto Rican, or or he's 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.880 just from New York and grew up in one of 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:54.960 those neighborhoods where like this just became the swag. But 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:59.160 either way, they're not telling that side of his story. Yeah, 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.880 they didn't mention. They didn't mention he won two handball tournaments. 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:10.360 And either way, his bodega man is calling him poppy. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:14.040 And it doesn't matter if it's legitimate poppy or an 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:18.520 earned poppy. He is poppy. He is poppy, and that 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:20.919 is that is something that they leave out of the 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.080 instructions when you open them. You look at the manual 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:24.840 at a game. Yeah, and then when they made the 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:29.439 fucking movie they made, uh, Jean Claude van Dame, that 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.720 Nick is from Brussels. He's from Brussels and not a 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:37.600 martial artist. Did you know that? Completely uh faking martial arts. 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:41.199 He he was a dancer. Jean Claude van Dam was 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:45.280 a dancer who basically learned how to do high kicks 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.640 and then uh tricked a bunch of people into believing 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.160 he was a martial artist. And then later I think 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:56.280 he kind of like sort of like backwards studied the ship. Well, 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:01.520 I respect the jug in any capacity. I'm I'm currently 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.399 trying to trick people into thinking I'm a w n 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:09.440 B a analyst. So God bless you, John. You know 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:13.439 I've learned from the greats analysts. Hey, man, I watched 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:16.200 some games and I have opinions. Here we go, Yeah, exactly, 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.959 I watched. I've watched more than six games in one season. 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:23.040 You're saying, I know who of the coaches in the 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:26.560 league's you know the whole name. Yeah, now you gonna 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:29.080 have me listen. As far as I'm getting learned, that's 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.840 an analyst. You've pretty much earned the title in my book. 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:33.919 I don't know if that works for ESPN, but it 0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:37.120 definitely works for my Mama told me the body. Yeah, 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:40.080 I'm never moving to Connecticut, but funk yeah, funk with me. Dog, 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:43.320 the shock is asleep. Yeah, in the back of these 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:48.480 fucking TNT buildings in between inside the NBA breaks naps. Dog, 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.760 I'm fully awake for these w NBA games. Come on 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:59.120 that fucking bought CBS, Sports, Sports Net or whatever. I'm 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:03.000 not even using my passwords no more. Totally get off 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:06.400 my passwords. Yeah, they should let you be an analyst 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:11.520 just for that you spend money on on their products. Also, 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:16.320 the price of w NBA League past absurdly cheap. It's 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:19.680 like thirteen bucks for the year. Oh wow, that's hard. 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:23.440 It's bucks for the year. That's and that's disheartening as fun. 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:26.880 You want to believe that they would at least charge 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:31.160 you know, a respectable number for for their league pass. 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:33.720 But no, thirteen dollars sounds like they don't give a 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:37.199 third team thirteen It gets you the whole league. And 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:40.000 it's also the only way you can watch the Indiana Fever. 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:44.399 The Indiana Fever only exists online. It's like a virtual brand. 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:46.640 It's like, you know what I'm saying. Let me ask 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:50.160 you this, Are you hugely invested in the Indiana Fever? 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:53.720 I mean not yet. I'm trying to speak with the 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:57.240 owners group. Uh. They they haven't returned any of my 0:19:57.359 --> 0:20:01.600 calls or emails. More text like text in a landline 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:04.160 and that just keeps getting thrown back to my phone 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.160 to figure out the right number. I'm yeah, you're gonna 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:13.360 be an Indiana Fever. Man. I got a fever right now, Okay, 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:18.359 I want to get back to this life. I can't 0:20:18.359 --> 0:20:22.200 say that I got a fever right now. I want 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:24.680 to get back to this life because I am curious 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:30.600 if you you feel like there's any correlation. And I 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:32.679 know we've been talking a little bit about the COVID 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:35.359 of it all, but there's any correlation to the way 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:39.359 that black people treated COVID in the beginning, much in 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:42.119 the way that we're talking about life now, you know 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.639 what I mean. Like, there was those that first like 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:48.400 three months of COVID where he had not quite made 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:50.480 it to the United States, or even when it had, 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:54.440 it was mostly in like white nursing homes and like Washington, 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:58.320 and so we started to spread that theory that black 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:01.400 people couldn't get it. And I wonder if you see 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:05.960 any correlation there, I'm gonna say yes, because I definitely 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:08.600 was like feeling pretty black right now, I'm feeling good. 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:10.399 What I'm saying, I was just like I was just 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:16.480 taking my own internal stock. I'm like, all right, as 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:19.959 long as I listen to optimistic, as long as I 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:26.600 watched the learning montage and House Party two once or 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:30.480 twice a week, I should be straight. Yeah. I I 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:34.119 do remember like that first month and a half walking 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:37.680 down the street and be like, hey, brother, say Jack, 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:43.360 feeling good today? Alright? Man? You know you know me, man, 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:45.320 you know I'm just staying up, staying staying it's just 0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:50.280 as live as possible, play Boy. We there was just 0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:54.120 like a warmth in the air around Black people were like, Hey, 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:56.960 you know, we're good though they whatever they're about to 0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:59.520 go through, we're straight. Yeah. And that's and that is 0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:02.400 because of the blue ship that they put the combs 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:06.639 and clippers in at the barbershop. That blue ship just 0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:12.880 merely being in our present was enough to to give 0:22:13.000 --> 0:22:17.399 us the confidence you're saying, to presume that life was 0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:21.120 not and or COVID. What I'm saying that is that's 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:24.720 the barber salt, the barber side ship. That's a COVID thing. 0:22:25.119 --> 0:22:27.320 And you see and then you see how things switched 0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:35.119 once they finally started closing the salons and barbershopsberside. Wait, 0:22:35.400 --> 0:22:39.119 goddamn many now you're gonna have to barticke. This is 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:42.200 You're on something hot right now. I feel like this 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:44.439 is a talk that talk kind of vibe. You just 0:22:44.520 --> 0:22:47.639 hid something I've never heard before, and I'm excited to 0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:50.040 hear it play out. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds. 0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:53.240 I'm gonna play some music underneath you. Jamal talk that talk. 0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:56.520 Come on, man, you've been in the barbershop, you've been 0:22:56.600 --> 0:22:59.639 in the hair salon that blue tub of ship in 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:02.600 the warner that they put autumn cones and all the 0:23:02.640 --> 0:23:04.960 ship and they take the guards off, the clippers. They 0:23:05.000 --> 0:23:07.920 all put it in there, and guess what. Everybody leaves 0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:10.240 and their ship is clean. Dirty niggas come in and 0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:13.720 get fucking faiths every other day at the barber shop, 0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:18.000 and niggas be leaving clean. Dog that barber ship. It's 0:23:18.040 --> 0:23:20.840 like good, nigga. It's like a bluetoo. It's like a router. 0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:24.560 It's connected to us and our mental in our our 0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:27.120 our physical and our spirits. You feel me, so once 0:23:27.160 --> 0:23:29.360 we're around it, the ship be having a straight bro 0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:32.880 It's like when you and fucking uh. It's like it's 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:34.680 like when you hit home base. You know what I'm saying. 0:23:34.680 --> 0:23:37.040 It's like you can hit the refresh button. Once you 0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:40.919 get it, you're with it. When they took it from us, 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:46.280 you see how things trying. God damn God, ship, that's cool, 0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:51.400 motherfucking bocks Nick, you don't know nothing about that. God Damn. 0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:54.160 I had never drop a bomb, flex, I had never 0:23:54.320 --> 0:23:59.640 considered even for a second the possibility that them taking 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:03.840 our barbershops away from us, and the the blue serums 0:24:03.880 --> 0:24:08.720 that live in those barbershops, potentially being the cause of 0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:14.480 this increased outbreak that followed. It releases a slow invincibility 0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:20.240 essence to anyone. If you step in the building, you're good. 0:24:20.400 --> 0:24:23.720 It's like those uh for breeze plug ins. It's sort 0:24:23.720 --> 0:24:26.119 of like exactly, it lives in the air for for 0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:30.680 everybody nearby. And you're saying, if you take away these 0:24:30.680 --> 0:24:34.400 plug ins, these these not plugged in plug ins, suddenly 0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:36.600 a bunch of us are susceptible in a way that 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:39.520 we weren't previously. Come on, man, you never seen nobody 0:24:39.600 --> 0:24:43.399 refill it. H You've never seen it move. You've actually 0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:46.600 never seen anybody put anything in it. Now, I've never 0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:49.680 seen anyone refill it. And I've also never seen any 0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:52.399 of that liquid get any lower, do you know what 0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:57.439 I mean? Like, presumably stuff evaporates eventually, there's gotta be 0:24:57.480 --> 0:25:00.160 a water component to it, which means the water will 0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:03.320 eventually like sort of like dry off and you know, 0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:06.399 become a part of the egg. Yeah, that ship is 0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:10.480 from the river sticks niked of this earth dog. That's 0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:16.520 why only authorized places get it. WHOA, and this this 0:25:16.640 --> 0:25:19.840 protects us from COVID This protects us from life. This 0:25:20.040 --> 0:25:23.720 essentially is like a life water, if you will, that 0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:27.560 we have access to, and that the government is intentionally 0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:30.440 trying to keep us away from because they don't even 0:25:30.440 --> 0:25:32.480 know where we got it from, so all they can 0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:35.399 do is close the barbershop. It protects us from all that, 0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:41.120 but it protects us from buying time shares, all that bullshit, 0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:46.600 just like a mental lubrication as well as a physical uh, 0:25:46.720 --> 0:25:52.679 sort of like saran rat protector exactly exactly, Damn the semmit. 0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:56.920 It seems all the way down. Godly, this is heavy ship. 0:25:57.880 --> 0:25:59.960 I just my own head up with that one. What's 0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:02.800 wild is I don't even know what the blue stuff is. 0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:05.359 It's not like you go to a store and you 0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:08.160 walk down the aisle, even the ethnic care care section. 0:26:08.240 --> 0:26:10.800 It's not like you go, oh, blue stuff. Oh, that's 0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:14.480 the blue stuff for the barbershat. It's not in any 0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:21.440 Sally's beauty supply anywhere. It's not in China. No, it's 0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:26.040 not Broa. This is heavy ship. I we have a 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:30.480 lot to think about. We Jamal's dropping bombs out of 0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:34.560 nowhere about Barberside that none of us had considered. We're 0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:36.280 gonna take a break. We're gonna be back with more 0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:49.240 Jamal Johnson and more. My mama told me, and we 0:26:50.160 --> 0:27:00.399 all are back. Why are you good? Who says I'm gay? Yeah? Yeah, 0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:03.280 we're back here with more Jamal Johnson more. My mama 0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:06.680 told me. We're still talking about life and the possibility 0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:09.440 that black people can't get it because of our hair products, 0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:12.200 and the possibility that black people can't get it because 0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:16.159 of the barber side that lives in our barbershops and 0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:21.119 protects us always despite us not even knowing it. Here's 0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:22.880 what I want to do. I want to jump into 0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:25.560 some of the research that we have there. I did 0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:29.440 a little bit of research on the subject of hair lice. 0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:33.240 You got. I did go to lis aunties dot com. 0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:35.960 I was a little thrown by the name. If I'm 0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:39.359 being completely honest it it was troubling to think that 0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:44.000 there are aunties out there focused entirely on lice. I 0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:47.840 know they should probably there's other things, Yeah, aunties like 0:27:48.320 --> 0:27:52.080 maybe be fun aunts who don't come with bad news 0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:55.840 every fucking time I talk to you. You know, somebody 0:27:55.880 --> 0:28:00.560 got down the block. Right, let's go poling what's doing well? 0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:03.159 If you're familiar with life, scientis and I have to 0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:06.280 imagine you've you've looked up a little bit of information 0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.560 for yourself. It turns out that black people can, in 0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:14.520 fact get headlights. This isn't some impossible thing for us, 0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:18.360 although they do say these lights aunties do tell us 0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:21.880 that it is a lot more difficult for black people 0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:25.720 to get headlights than it is for our white counterparts. 0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:29.399 It's hard. It's hard news to sort of take in. 0:28:29.520 --> 0:28:33.080 It's hard news to process. Are you are you still 0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:36.080 in disbelief or you like no, I I still want 0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:39.040 to hear more to know whether or not this is 0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:41.760 in fact true. I want to hear more, but I'd 0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:45.280 like to see the car facts. Obviously, show me, show 0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:51.400 me who, then give me that book, give me the 0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:54.480 whole breakdown of the whole thing. Okay, So here's what 0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:57.520 I'll tell you. There was a nineteen five study that 0:28:57.600 --> 0:29:02.160 shows that while about ten percent of Caucasian children got lice, 0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:06.920 only about point zero three percent of Black children ended 0:29:07.000 --> 0:29:10.080 up getting lice. So, yeah, man, and one of them 0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:12.800 kids was sucking Steve Martin and the jerk and I 0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:19.480 don't count sure, and that it does. It's an interesting 0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:23.239 it's such a low percentage that it almost feels like 0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.880 you're basically saying almost no one, you know what I mean, 0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:31.840 Like your point zero three percent that few people are 0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:35.160 actually getting lice. Yeah, you might as well just be 0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:38.600 like zero motherfucker's it's just one weird kid who kind 0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:41.880 of has different hair or didn't put on any hair 0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:44.920 grease for the entirety of his life. Yeah, the one 0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.960 kid who came out with a blond wig. Like Lord 0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:52.960 kim m hm hm, come on, shign that only happened once. Sure, 0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:55.240 that's like that. That's like when you see the cheeto 0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:59.240 that look like Jesus. Man, it only happens once. Man, 0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:03.360 it's a real it's a freak situation. This isn't a 0:30:03.480 --> 0:30:07.480 real there's no real Jesus. Gee. Though, I'm imagining one 0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:11.040 black kid in a classroom of thirty and he's the 0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:14.400 only black kid, and it's thirty is twenty nine white 0:30:14.480 --> 0:30:19.720 kids and eighteen these little fuckers got it and they're like, hey, 0:30:19.840 --> 0:30:21.960 you want to play kickball with us? And he's like, no, 0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:26.040 get the funk away from me, and then just got 0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:29.280 it just off proximity you are. I think I think 0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:32.840 there is a really interesting factor here too of thinking 0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:36.480 about the types of kids that probably end up getting lice. 0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:39.400 And I don't know how growing up, at least for me, 0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:42.160 I'm I'm a little more of a suburban kid. And 0:30:42.160 --> 0:30:45.600 there were those kids who didn't like being black, Like 0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:49.479 they worked really hard to like impress the white kids 0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:51.680 and be a part of the white groups and truly 0:30:51.760 --> 0:30:55.400 did everything they could to not like intermixed with their 0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:58.640 black peers. It's like, yeah, that's probably the motherfucker that 0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:02.160 guy lice that makes Yeah, come on, dude, you want 0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:06.360 to be the sc A president. Yeah, you deserve life. 0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:10.600 You're come on, man, you've been a little you men. 0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:12.600 You know what you're doing? Yeah? Man, what are you 0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:15.960 getting taco lunchables? You know what you're doing. You a 0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:22.480 Civics class writing about affirmative action. Yeah, yo, and not 0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:26.760 in a good way, not enough of affirmative action. Yeah. 0:31:26.920 --> 0:31:29.680 You came to the you came to the Halloween so 0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:36.200 cop dressed like Clarence Thomas. Hey wait right, Clarence. And 0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:39.600 that's a great example. Clarence Thomas is probably the type 0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:43.120 of motherfucker that represents that point zero three percent man. 0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:46.560 Finding out about Clarence Thomas was definitely a wild one 0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:50.440 in in what sense, just like just that he sucked 0:31:51.200 --> 0:31:53.920 saying and he was down for the fall and all 0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:56.360 that like that, because all I knew when I was little, 0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:58.560 I was like, oh, ship, we got a black judge. 0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:01.080 Oh I was you know what I'm saying, I didn't 0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:04.000 know that was your first learning of Clarence Thomas was 0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:07.400 him as a judge. Well, I guess, I guess just 0:32:07.480 --> 0:32:10.720 seeing him when he got confirmed Supreme Court. Wow, you 0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:14.240 know what I'm saying, I'm like, my first and maybe 0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:18.560 this is just the very telling story about who my 0:32:18.640 --> 0:32:21.760 family was. My first knowledge of Clarence Thomas came from 0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:24.800 him putting that pubic hair on the coke can. Yeah, 0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:29.600 what the that? Yeah, my boy's freaky man, he's into 0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:34.760 some wild ship and that's, you know, O strange and 0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:36.920 like I didn't know. I didn't know what then, none 0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:39.040 of it was. I'm just like, oh, we got one 0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:41.360 black dude in the road. That's lit. And then I 0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:45.320 happened to me to his kid played against my little brother. 0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:47.080 My little brother used to play hey are you Back 0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:49.320 in the day, my dad was coaching shout out to 0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:51.960 the Metro Thunder. I don't know if they exist anymore, 0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:54.360 but we're at the it's Metro Thunder. They're playing the 0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:57.320 Fairfax Stars. Clarence Thomas's kid is in the game, and 0:32:57.360 --> 0:32:59.600 I'm like, oh ships that that's homes from the Road 0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:03.400 And I was just like, bro, and then you know, 0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:06.120 I like I tapped him up. He's also buffer ship 0:33:06.400 --> 0:33:10.680 his son. This time, Clarence Thomas is under that road. 0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:14.400 Oh that road. Just nick his buff bro fucking way 0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:18.120 his Clarence Thomas buff under that road. Well probably not now, 0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:20.080 but this was because this was like a smooth fifteen 0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:24.560 years ago, but yeah at the time, yeah, holy sh it, 0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:27.520 buff bag. Well this is new for me. I had 0:33:27.560 --> 0:33:30.240 no idea that Clarence Thomas was in there doing you 0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:32.320 know what I mean, Like, you don't think that. I 0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:35.400 guess I never associate any judge would be in sexy flexi, 0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:39.400 but definitely not the most cooney judge of all time. Yeah, 0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:41.800 you know, especially but you know, hey, I guess he 0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:46.040 you know, that's this insurance plan for you know, when 0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:49.320 the coonery backfires. Yeah, he's like, hey, call me, going 0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:54.560 to my face, I'll beat your ass. Y'all think it's 0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:57.320 talking real hot on the internet, but I'll fuck you up. 0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:06.959 Clarence simas ripping off his robe and having abs and 0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:12.160 fucking like biceps under there. Man, he sunk my head up. 0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:14.839 I come to school. I tell the fucking you know, 0:34:14.920 --> 0:34:17.440 the history teacher, government teacher. I'm like, you're not seeing 0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:20.760 what's his face? Clarence sims, just like you mean, it's sucking. 0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:22.960 The most whackis nigger on the planet. And I'm like, 0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:24.600 what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, I'll 0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:26.920 check this out. And I was like, oh, ship pupe 0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:31.120 and the coke can uh anti infirmative action? Well he 0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:35.719 said what yeah, And I was just like, damn, Clarence, 0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:39.320 my boy don't even like having brown poops. He hates 0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:47.879 in every shaping form. It's not great. Let's ears, Let's 0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.279 learn a little bit more about these lights though, because 0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:55.880 I was curious specifically about your question, your element uh 0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:58.600 that you added to this about the hair grease, because, 0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:01.839 as I mentioned before, my biggest question, or at least 0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:06.120 my my belief as it started, was that black people 0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:09.960 just couldn't get light, that that just wasn't possible for us. 0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:13.839 And as it turns out, the lights because of the 0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:18.040 shape and texture of black people's hair on average, obviously 0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:21.360 black hair is very different and and spans you know, 0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:24.879 all kinds of diaspora. Right there, there's a ship ton 0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:28.160 of different kinds of black hair. But black people's hair 0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:31.680 and texture in general tends to make it harder for 0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:35.799 the licensed grasping hooks to make their way around the 0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:39.960 hair shaft. And because lice basically crawl up and down 0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:44.240 the shaft as their mode of transportation and then stick 0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:46.960 their eggs they literally like glue their eggs to the 0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:50.680 side of the hair follicles, they have more trouble holding 0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:54.120 onto our ship and thus aren't able to lay their eggs, 0:35:54.440 --> 0:36:00.640 make their families and procreate in our fucking scalps. Hell yeah, yeah, 0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:05.920 I'm talking about Man, it's pretty tight. It's an encouraging thing. Now. Unfortunately, 0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:10.560 I'm mixed with the white devil, and so I presume 0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:14.759 that based on this information, I am at least slightly, 0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:19.359 if not substantially, more susceptible to the possibility of lights. 0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:22.920 Then maybe you are on the other side of this. 0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.239 You should lay down crazy when it grow. Do you 0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:29.120 look like Matt Barnes. I do have curly ass hair, 0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:32.120 but it's it's less like Matt Barnes and more like 0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:34.200 Corbin Blue. Do you know what I mean? Like it 0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:42.640 gets into yeah, yeah, no, it's like what was his name? 0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:48.880 The motherfucker from from American Idol that Kelly and uh 0:36:48.920 --> 0:36:52.880 from Justin Guarine, Justin Guarini. I get some Justin Guarini 0:36:53.000 --> 0:36:55.200 going it's it's a little thicker than that, but you 0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:57.919 know it's just it's a it's a curl thing more 0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:01.120 than it is, like a tight coil, if that be. 0:37:02.200 --> 0:37:04.439 I will say that. And I just found this out 0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:08.600 Justin Guarini. He's currently working right now. A little sweet 0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:13.080 dr pepper pepper motherfucker. That's Justin Guarini this whole game. 0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:16.800 What congratulations to you, Justin. That's a great bag because 0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:21.080 they brought him back like three times. Yeah, he's taking Yeah, 0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:24.160 they were like, Prince won't do it. Fine, we'll dress 0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:28.560 up American Idols number two Justin Guaria, no problem. We'll 0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:32.839 take one of Pinky's old wigs, throw a headband on that. 0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:36.719 So he's doing fine. I think I think he's doing 0:37:36.960 --> 0:37:38.879 He's doing better than I thought he would be. He's 0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:42.799 doing better than Ruben Studdard and Clay A man feel 0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:44.960 bad for because Ruben one one dude, he got me 0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:47.759 you Gotta clean one. Yeah, he won one, but then 0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:50.799 he had to make music afterwards, and that wasn't really 0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:53.800 his thing. As it turns out, it's true follow U, 0:37:53.840 --> 0:37:56.920 but sorry for two thousand four pretty good song. I 0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:00.360 personally it was a rough school year for me. A 0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:07.000 few fat niggas in school. I was sorry for two 0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:10.680 thou a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, So that that's 0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:12.560 all get home in a way that you're like, I'm 0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:16.160 rooting for you. Yeah, I'm saying I was working with it, 0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:19.200 but it was like, damn you, damn. Here's some more 0:38:19.280 --> 0:38:23.200 information that I think is somewhat helpful for some of 0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:26.319 these conversations we're having. As it turns out, and this 0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:29.719 is contrary to your theory, this same study that I'm 0:38:29.760 --> 0:38:34.160 talking about does say that cultural use of oils and 0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:36.680 and greases and whatever else we put in our hair 0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:41.279 does not actually stop the lights from spreading. It's not 0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:44.960 like the lights are just slipping off of our greasy 0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:48.279 ass heads. And it's part of the reason we use 0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:51.319 oils and we use grease and our hair. And this 0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:54.000 is more of me speaking to some of our white listeners, 0:38:54.360 --> 0:38:58.440 is because black hair, because of its tight coiling tends 0:38:58.480 --> 0:39:01.919 to not hold the oil the same way that white 0:39:01.920 --> 0:39:05.320 people's hair does. Right, So like white people's hair gets 0:39:05.360 --> 0:39:08.239 matted down in oil, which is why you motherfucker's need 0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:11.719 to wash your hair way more often, Black people's hair 0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:15.280 doesn't hold it the same So you add oil basically 0:39:15.360 --> 0:39:19.200 because that oil tends to dry out faster in black hair. 0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:21.319 Because that makes I don't know why I'm saying it 0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:23.360 to you, as if you don't, I mean, but true. 0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:25.279 And when you and if you got like a new 0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:28.040 short set, m hm, you know what I'm saying it. 0:39:28.560 --> 0:39:31.680 Just like if you get a little gleam yep off 0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:34.719 the top, just like this ship, you feel like I 0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:36.719 feel like a new Lexus or something like I just 0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:40.920 came out there the body shop. Yeah. I remember watching 0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:43.880 that Uh I Need a Girl Part two video and 0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:47.120 Loon with like when he would dance around and he 0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.280 had that That was back when they were doing them 0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:53.160 perm ships and the weird like they were smoothing their 0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:55.439 hair down a lot. But man, when his hair would 0:39:55.480 --> 0:39:58.480 shine as he danced next to Ditty, I was like, God, 0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:01.880 damn you hear that's the one dog Nik has been 0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:05.480 doing the same ship today since the twenties, bro that 0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:09.040 twenty ship is crazy. The ship like the silk head 0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:13.040 wrap area a fucking conk, dude. Yeah, do you remember 0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:17.000 the Waynes Brothers that like they had that like shifty character. 0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:19.680 He had a kunk for like he had a conk 0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:23.160 for like four seasons. Yeah. Now now he's on the 0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:28.480 Disney Channel. Yo, he was. He was on Zack and 0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:35.480 Cody after he did the Waynes Brothers. It's truly turn Okay, 0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:37.480 I want to I want to bring up a few 0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:40.719 more elements to this conversation that I think are going 0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:43.240 to be useful to us. The c d C actually 0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:45.799 did a breakdown because one of the things that I 0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:48.680 wanted to know is, like, why is it that even 0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:52.560 if white people can get lights, white sort of spreads 0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:55.680 so often in their community. And the CDC did a 0:40:55.680 --> 0:41:00.680 breakdown of uncommon transferences of the dirty is ship. While 0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:06.160 that's listen, that's not completely off base. One of the 0:41:06.200 --> 0:41:09.480 things that they said was that lice can be transferred 0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:15.560 through wearing clothing of someone who's been infested, hats, scarves, cloats, 0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:19.640 sports uniforms, hair ribbons. It also can come from using 0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:24.640 infested combs, brushes, or towels and lying on bed couch, 0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:29.120 pillow carpet, or using I guess sharing stuffed animals of 0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:31.839 people who are recently infested. And one of the things 0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:34.239 that really stood out to me in this is the 0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:38.680 sharing of combs and brushes, which is something and even 0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:42.719 hit hats and scarves is not something that I think 0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:48.160 is super common for black people. Yeah, not really, kind 0:41:48.160 --> 0:41:50.759 of always had my own. I've never been like, yo, 0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:55.640 let me see your brush. Yeah. It I remember as 0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:59.840 a young person feeling very I have mine, you have 0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:02.480 yours kind of vibes, and I feel like that was 0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:05.320 something my mom had taught me right from the beginning, 0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:08.960 that like, yo, you don't go sharing everybody's like comb 0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:11.359 and brush or whatever it is. You need to get 0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:14.440 your hair to lay down. Yeah, hell no, dude, No 0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:19.399 you can't see my pick. Yeah, it's a weird thing. 0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:21.759 It's like, it's no, I'm gonna keep this in my 0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:23.719 head and then you can keep yours in your head 0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:27.800 and then we all have separate heads. Yeah, super personal, dudes. 0:42:27.840 --> 0:42:31.239 For sucking head man, it's like a toothbrush, huh yeah, 0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:36.080 and a lot of what yeah, you and you could 0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:38.399 see it. You somebody takes their pick out and it 0:42:38.440 --> 0:42:42.120 does it has like little bedbs on it, and and yeah, 0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:46.120 I'm like, I don't if I see your yeah, don't know. Yeah, 0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.840 that's it's a very I think, a white thing to 0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:52.080 share a comb and even I remember as a young 0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:55.520 person going to like stores, department stores and ship and 0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:58.480 you not wanting to try on the hats because that 0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:02.879 felt like some sort of invasion of like privacy with 0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:06.480 another person or sort of a breaking of a social 0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:10.440 norm or rule. Whereas you know, if you watch fucking Clueless, 0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:13.399 they put on every hat that, uh, that they could 0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:16.239 find and just pass them to each other. Do I 0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:18.759 look cute? Yeah? I look cute. You look cute too, 0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:26.320 work cute? Just a very different, I think, cultural norm. 0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:30.799 And so subsequently, it at least implies the possibility that 0:43:30.920 --> 0:43:34.400 in sharing these hats and combs and scarves, I guess 0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:39.680 you can find yourself suddenly sharing the bugs that infests them. 0:43:39.960 --> 0:43:48.040 Motherfuckers sharing broccoli, cheese, soup and the bread bowl. Huh. Nasty, 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:52.000 You're nasty. You're nasty, And that's really what Jamal wants 0:43:52.040 --> 0:43:55.960 you to walk away hearing today's you motherfucker's are nasty 0:43:56.440 --> 0:44:00.919 and that's the reason you got likes. Yeah, low key nasty, dude. 0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:04.600 We are in our d n a not nasty m 0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:10.600 hum generations from the jump, Yeah, from the foundation, never 0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:15.320 been nasty. Yeah. I do think to some extent that, 0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:18.799 and I theorized about this a few times before. I 0:44:18.840 --> 0:44:21.640 do think that there are just very different standards for 0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:26.080 the way that black and white people approach cleanliness. I 0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:28.760 think white people spend a lot of time thinking about 0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:33.880 cleanliness of the larger environment, right like the earth. That's 0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:37.319 where all these no littering campaigns come from. And sort 0:44:37.360 --> 0:44:41.239 of like this idea of like mowing your lawns and 0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:45.319 sort of creating these pristine public spaces is very much 0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:48.680 I think a white standard of living, whereas I think 0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:52.200 Black people put a little more priority in the cleanliness 0:44:52.360 --> 0:44:57.319 of their home in person. So it's like, yeah, it's like, no, 0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:59.480 I'm I don't give a funk if I litter out 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.279 in the world, which is not a good thing. That's 0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:04.960 not something I'm saying is right, but it is like, 0:45:05.320 --> 0:45:08.280 but I'm never gonna do that in my own fucking 0:45:08.680 --> 0:45:12.040 dwelling place where I sleep and ship. Yeah, and we 0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:15.960 know niggas could be dirty I've seen an Instagram comedy sketch. 0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:18.040 I know what it's like when you go to the 0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:21.200 girl's crib in places dirty, You know what that feel 0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:23.799 like they have then they put the roaches on us. 0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:27.520 There's mad because we can't get life and important roaches 0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:29.759 in our crib, and so there's a lot of that ship. 0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:31.920 You can't even know what I'm saying. And that's the 0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:35.480 hard part, right, is that, like with all infestations, it 0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:41.280 only takes one nasty motherfucker to turn it's into everybody's problem. 0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:45.160 Whereas I think that if you create cultural norms that 0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:47.960 allow this thing to happen, you can find yourself where 0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:52.360 ten percent of your population is sort of like dealing 0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:55.920 with this infestation because you just you know, you're all 0:45:55.960 --> 0:46:00.160 sharing combs and fucking scarves. I never once left our 0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.520 friend wear my due rag, not once in my life. 0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:08.480 Never came up, Never will nobody ever. Yeah, it just 0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:11.880 doesn't come up. Dude, Hey nice dewey. I need a 0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:14.440 new one. I'll go get one on my own. What 0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:20.440 is that one of the bows? Okay, all right, I'm yeah, yeah, 0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:22.640 next time I go see and then I'm gonna go 0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:26.000 get me a free pack of those not yours, not yours, 0:46:26.400 --> 0:46:28.799 that's not for me. One of the things that I 0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:31.400 wanted to make sure that I at least looked into. 0:46:32.000 --> 0:46:34.920 And now I'll present this to you and then we'll 0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:37.200 take one more break. One of the things I was 0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:40.719 a little worried about was, does this then imply this 0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:43.000 whole black people not being able to get lights that 0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:47.080 we also can't get craps? Are black people somehow immune 0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:50.759 to pubic lights? And as it turns out, those are 0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:57.280 not the same at all. I think got the hooks 0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:01.640 in a different place. They got a real different internet 0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:04.279 with their hoods. The motherfucker's know how to climb in 0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:07.200 any environment, you know what I mean. They're not worried 0:47:07.200 --> 0:47:10.000 at all about the texture of your hair. Yeah, they 0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:13.640 popped the trunk on us. Immediately, it's like, oh, y'all, okay, 0:47:13.680 --> 0:47:16.399 you're doing that? Oh all right, yeah, yeah, I got 0:47:16.480 --> 0:47:23.400 just I got what's up? Yep, Black people, you're not immune. 0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:26.799 You you are pretty invincible to regular lives, but boy, 0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:29.920 oh boy, are you not immune to pubic lives. Crabs 0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:33.520 is a real problem that you can suffer from. Listen, man, 0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:37.880 there's some things barbarcide just can't deal with ye. And 0:47:37.920 --> 0:47:41.480 in fact, I have to presume that the chemical melding 0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:46.080 of barbarcide and and fuck nigga conversation actually makes crabs 0:47:46.120 --> 0:47:53.680 a lot more available and worse for Once you say 0:47:53.719 --> 0:47:57.360 you don't need pussy, yep, it's like an eight percent 0:47:57.440 --> 0:48:02.319 chance your chances raised daily. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot 0:48:02.360 --> 0:48:05.640 of problematic opinions that come from motherfucker's with crabs and 0:48:05.680 --> 0:48:08.320 the barbershops. So you know, that makes a ton of sense. 0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:11.120 Whoever the first dude to say they're excited for Cosby 0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:16.160 to go back on tour, Yeah, and then you got crabs, 0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:18.320 And that really should be how we treat those people, 0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:22.080 is we just we start just pointing out, now we 0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:25.400 stopped spending all this time trying to correct their behavior 0:48:25.400 --> 0:48:28.520 and tell them like, shame on you, you shouldn't feel 0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:31.240 that way. It's just like, oh, yeah, yeah, you got crabs. 0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:36.800 Go ahead, Yeah we have you down with crabs. Yeah, 0:48:37.000 --> 0:48:41.840 I have you marked. Okay, you're good over there. Yeah no, 0:48:41.960 --> 0:48:45.800 I'm I don't need anything from the store. Man, Hey, 0:48:46.000 --> 0:48:49.920 pick yourself up some crabs medication. How about that? Do 0:48:49.960 --> 0:48:53.400 that get some way of grease for your pubes? Please? 0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:56.640 All right, we're gonna take one more break. We'll be 0:48:56.640 --> 0:48:59.360 back with more Jamal Johnson and more. My mama told me, 0:49:09.239 --> 0:49:18.000 and we are back. That's the song I want to. 0:49:19.440 --> 0:49:25.160 That's yeahn that we're that. For a second I thought 0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:27.759 it was something else, but it ain't. I thought for 0:49:27.800 --> 0:49:29.920 sure I had a drop that was set up in 0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:33.320 a different way, but it was just the actual fucking 0:49:33.360 --> 0:49:37.239 song that uh, that was coming for us. Hey, sometimes, 0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:39.640 you know, with all these drops, I try to play 0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:43.719 something that's gonna be like a surprising turn on some 0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:47.000 of these things. But sometimes it's just the fucking It's 0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:50.080 exactly what you want you asked for. What what is 0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:54.600 it that you know? Every rap song with real sirens 0:49:54.600 --> 0:49:58.320 in it scares me. I'm smoking weed in my car. Yeah, 0:49:58.480 --> 0:50:01.600 and then Fireman starts, Oh boy, I'm like, oh these 0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:04.439 things behind me, No they're not. It's just a little 0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:11.560 waynetagonizing poor people again with this. Yeah, the sirens, niggas 0:50:11.600 --> 0:50:16.960 all like to ride around in Crown Vix looks just 0:50:17.080 --> 0:50:19.200 like a cop car. I don't even like when Bobby 0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:23.680 Valentino used to go we we we we, because Nope, 0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:29.040 it sounds like the police to me. You got me Bobby, Yo, 0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:32.799 Hell yeah, I remember Bobby came to Norfolk State home 0:50:32.840 --> 0:50:34.719 coming wheen year, my friend with the Norfolk State we 0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:37.800 were just like, god, this is the tiniest thing in 0:50:42.080 --> 0:50:46.640 hell yeah, let's Nike a little bit little ship. Oh 0:50:46.680 --> 0:50:50.040 my god. I love Bobby Valentino mostly in in that 0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:53.120 exact way that just it's just a cutie pie trying 0:50:53.200 --> 0:50:55.239 his best, do you know what I mean? Come on, man, 0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:59.200 a little guy in a full denim suit just just 0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:02.839 wanting to be a part of something real bad with 0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:07.480 the wet dry curl. The curl very popular in an 0:51:07.560 --> 0:51:11.960 arrow before Bobby Valentino came around, and then some the 0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:15.520 s curl box the man off the box. Yeah, and 0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:19.200 he was the size of the man on the box. Yeah, 0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:23.640 just scale. Okay, we're gonna play a game. This is 0:51:23.719 --> 0:51:26.799 a brand new game, a game that I created just 0:51:26.920 --> 0:51:29.359 for you. It's a brand new game called keeping your 0:51:29.480 --> 0:51:33.160 third Eye on the Ball. You're trying to say, Jesus Christ, 0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:36.640 can't hit a curveball, keep your third eye on the ball. 0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:39.080 And this this is a fun game where I am 0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:42.720 going to ready. Okay, yeah, I see you. You're looking. 0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:45.879 You're looking very baseballed out. I don't know if that's 0:51:45.920 --> 0:51:48.319 the thing that people say it probably is. It might be, 0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:51.200 it might be we're gonna start a ear. But what 0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:53.960 I'm gonna do is introduced to you a number of 0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:58.239 professional athletes, famous athletes who have come out in some way, 0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:01.600 shape or form as conspirator see theorists, and what I 0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:04.440 would love for you to do, it's just unpack where 0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:08.200 you think these conspiracies come from, how much you believe them, 0:52:08.239 --> 0:52:10.640 if you think that this is grounded in some kind 0:52:10.680 --> 0:52:13.880 of logical sense, or if they're just talking fucking crazy. 0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:16.640 Does that make sense? Sounds good? I think I got 0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:19.960 it cool. So let's start easy. This is a fun one, 0:52:20.200 --> 0:52:24.280 a nice easy one to maybe the most famous conspiracy 0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:28.600 theory that came out of an athlete. Kyrie Irving famously 0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:31.800 came out as a flat earther a few years back. 0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:35.080 What do you think about Kyrie Irving and his flat 0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:39.680 earth theory? I mean, just because you're good at dribbling 0:52:39.719 --> 0:52:43.600 doesn't mean everywhere is flat. And the more I knew, 0:52:43.920 --> 0:52:47.360 like I knew he was sucking around, because that's just 0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:50.960 the the this the next generation of NBA guys is 0:52:51.000 --> 0:52:54.640 all about, like what he is normal, what is the 0:52:55.719 --> 0:53:04.799 truth for real? But what if I what if it was? Yeah, 0:53:05.080 --> 0:53:07.920 I will say that that I had a very in 0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:10.759 a very weird way. I actually was front row to 0:53:10.960 --> 0:53:14.960 his announcement of flat Earth that like, I ended up 0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:18.359 being at the All Star Game that year that he 0:53:18.440 --> 0:53:22.759 did that. Yeah, I was like doing some you know, 0:53:22.920 --> 0:53:26.560 shoot whatever. And they asked Kyrie. I guess he had 0:53:26.600 --> 0:53:30.040 already made the statement, but they asked Kyrie in person like, yo, 0:53:30.640 --> 0:53:32.440 do you really think the Earth was flat? And he 0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:36.600 was like yeah, and but like in a very like 0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:42.399 I'm fucking with you. Then they asked Lebron James, who 0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:44.920 was literally at the podium next them, because that's how 0:53:44.960 --> 0:53:46.640 they set up all the All Star ship. It's just 0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:49.680 people like sitting next to each other with separate reporters, 0:53:49.920 --> 0:53:52.640 and they go, Lebron, did you hear that Kyrie thought 0:53:52.760 --> 0:53:55.320 thinks the Earth is flat? And then Lebron turned storm 0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:57.200 and he goes, yo, read do you think the Earth 0:53:57.280 --> 0:54:00.879 is flat? And he was like yeah, but like they're 0:54:00.920 --> 0:54:03.200 both giggling and they're having a good time. It was 0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:05.839 a fun All Star weekend, and then you can tell 0:54:05.880 --> 0:54:08.359 the motherfucker doesn't actually think it's flat. As much as 0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:11.960 he's just like playing the game. Yeah, I wanted to 0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:15.240 funk with the press, yeah, but but had no idea, 0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:20.960 like the strength of his words just Twitter is so insane. 0:54:21.000 --> 0:54:25.240 Now he's just like, you know, I'm gonna say something 0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:27.839 jokingly and the press is definitely gonna eat it up 0:54:27.840 --> 0:54:31.040 like it's a scoop and they're because they're crazy. But 0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:33.840 then it turned into like now' there's like a whole 0:54:33.920 --> 0:54:37.000 I think there's people who still think the Earth is flat. Now, yes, 0:54:37.360 --> 0:54:41.680 there's quite it's the whole community of people that think 0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:43.520 that the Earth is flat, and some of them are 0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:48.120 there because their favorite ball handler said it, like, if 0:54:48.160 --> 0:54:51.880 the Earth's flat, why does the sun move around? Bitch? 0:54:52.600 --> 0:54:55.879 I mean, I've heard many arguments for for what that is. 0:54:56.040 --> 0:54:59.600 I think the some people believe that they're the sun 0:54:59.719 --> 0:55:04.920 is moving around the flat surface much like ah, like 0:55:05.040 --> 0:55:07.839 essentially that we are sort of the opposite of that 0:55:07.920 --> 0:55:09.879 tray in the microwave. Do you know what I mean? 0:55:09.920 --> 0:55:12.320 That it would be like the microwave is moving around 0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:16.440 us and we're the tray in the middle. What the fuck? 0:55:16.760 --> 0:55:18.680 Hey man, I didn't say I liked it. I'm just 0:55:18.719 --> 0:55:22.320 saying that's that's the argument I've heard. So did you 0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:26.840 just think the earth is thin? That's a good question. 0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:29.400 I don't know if they think it's thin crust their 0:55:29.480 --> 0:55:32.439 deep dish, but I do know that they think it's 0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:35.279 flat at the top, so I don't Yeah, I gotta 0:55:35.320 --> 0:55:44.200 look into that one. Crust earth style. Okay, let's dig 0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:47.080 into another one. This this one's way less fun than 0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:50.880 that first one. Kurt Schilling, we're talking baseball. He's a 0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:55.400 baseball guy. I believe Kurt Schilling actually, uh came out 0:55:55.840 --> 0:56:00.239 and called some of those Parkling kids crisis actors. He 0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:04.640 believed that some of the people who were a part 0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:08.200 of one of the most terrifying school shootings in American 0:56:08.280 --> 0:56:11.120 history were faking it. What do you think about old 0:56:11.160 --> 0:56:16.720 Kurt Schilling and his his argument that they're crisis actors. Well, 0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:20.279 I just I just checked up on him. He's from Alaska, 0:56:20.640 --> 0:56:23.600 so you know, he's just a white guy who loves guns. 0:56:24.080 --> 0:56:30.399 He just thinks guns can't be wrong. My daddy like us, 0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:34.960 my brother like guns, my mama likes can't do nothing wrong. 0:56:35.040 --> 0:56:38.359 They never heard nobody. Now these kids want to come 0:56:38.400 --> 0:56:46.879 around act like I done. Got ahold of him? Somehow, yeah, right, 0:56:47.640 --> 0:56:50.799 like the gun blocked the doorway and pulled this gun 0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:55.399 penis out and made me No. Guns don't do that. No, yeah, 0:56:55.400 --> 0:56:58.799 how could a gun shoot another gun? Guns don't have 0:56:58.920 --> 0:57:03.480 fingers like up she pull Guns don't have fingers. I 0:57:03.560 --> 0:57:05.920 love that. Okay, let's do another one. This is a 0:57:06.200 --> 0:57:09.920 this is a fun one. Rhonda Rousey did a podcast 0:57:09.960 --> 0:57:13.440 a few years ago where she argued that nine eleven 0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:16.800 was an inside job. She was asked if she believed 0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:19.440 it was an inside job, and Rhonda Rousey said yes, 0:57:19.680 --> 0:57:24.360 she emphatically believes that nine eleven was an inside job. 0:57:24.520 --> 0:57:28.920 What are your thoughts on Randa Rousey's inside job theory? Well, 0:57:28.960 --> 0:57:33.280 I just want to know who she thinks was inside. Okay, Yeah, 0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:34.840 I think it was an inside job, but I just 0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:36.760 don't know who was in the motherfucking house at the 0:57:36.760 --> 0:57:39.880 time when it was inside. Okay, So you're with Randa 0:57:39.960 --> 0:57:42.240 on this one. You're like a little bit, I mean 0:57:42.680 --> 0:57:46.200 to say inside Like, you know, I think some niggas 0:57:46.200 --> 0:57:48.560 went rogue and did and did their thing with that. 0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:52.760 But you know, the setup is totally on us. Everybody 0:57:52.760 --> 0:57:55.680 know that we're fucking we're throwing these niggas guns and 0:57:55.680 --> 0:57:59.080 tanks and ship and just like, okay, bootleg any vhs 0:57:59.160 --> 0:58:01.919 you want, and don't and don't hit our line, don't 0:58:02.000 --> 0:58:04.600 hit me, don't hit me, don't make our contact with me. 0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:07.360 Just take all these, Take all these bootleg copies of 0:58:07.440 --> 0:58:11.280 Dunster checked in, flip those. You know what I'm saying, 0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:14.320 We'll get I don't know if you've seen Wire season two, 0:58:14.320 --> 0:58:16.520 but it's gonna be about the docks, so you could 0:58:16.560 --> 0:58:19.800 keep moving, you could keep moving the boy. Everybody's gonna 0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:22.080 be round out. A lot of people don't love that season, 0:58:22.160 --> 0:58:24.760 but it's actually still a solid season. You should check 0:58:24.800 --> 0:58:30.360 it out. It's great. I do think there's a level 0:58:30.400 --> 0:58:34.080 of legitimacy to what you're saying, and that we did 0:58:35.240 --> 0:58:39.600 foster a lot of relationships with the people that ultimately 0:58:40.280 --> 0:58:43.280 did the thing right, Like this wasn't like out of nowhere, 0:58:43.760 --> 0:58:46.320 a bunch of weirdos attacked us. It's like, no, these 0:58:46.320 --> 0:58:49.840 are literally the people that you armed and build relationships with, 0:58:49.960 --> 0:58:53.760 and so in that way that probably has like an 0:58:53.760 --> 0:58:58.840 inside job quality to it. I think rhond is suggesting 0:58:59.200 --> 0:59:03.480 that it was really like planned by the US government, 0:59:03.720 --> 0:59:06.960 as like basically, uh, I don't know exactly why, but 0:59:07.200 --> 0:59:11.280 that the US government intentionally flew its own planes into 0:59:11.520 --> 0:59:15.400 our buildings. Well see, it's like I feel that, But 0:59:15.480 --> 0:59:18.600 we just love money too much. And the key to 0:59:18.720 --> 0:59:21.880 America and what America wants more than anything, is to 0:59:22.000 --> 0:59:26.880 just keep getting money unopposed, with no interruptions, no break 0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:30.360 unless it's a commercial break in the football game. You 0:59:30.400 --> 0:59:33.120 know what I'm saying. We don't need no other Make 0:59:33.120 --> 0:59:37.000 sure the jets fly across the stadium. No, no, no flaws, 0:59:37.000 --> 0:59:39.720 no nothing, be in and out. Need the trains running 0:59:39.720 --> 0:59:41.920 on time because I got some paper coming on, I 0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:46.440 got some bitches coming and cannot be late. It can't 0:59:46.440 --> 0:59:48.400 be late. I need this money right now. I think 0:59:48.400 --> 0:59:51.360 in that way, I've always believed that I and I 0:59:52.000 --> 0:59:54.880 at least personally believe. I don't believe that we flew 0:59:54.960 --> 0:59:58.680 our own planes into those buildings, but I do believe 0:59:59.040 --> 1:00:01.959 that once those plane flew into those buildings, a bunch 1:00:01.960 --> 1:00:05.080 of money motherfucker's put their heads together and win. How 1:00:05.120 --> 1:00:08.000 can we turn this into a profit that did not. 1:00:08.160 --> 1:00:10.360 We gotta get this back this, We gotta get this 1:00:10.400 --> 1:00:14.959 back right now. The money guys get back on defense quick. 1:00:15.160 --> 1:00:18.120 Oh they slapped the floor when they get back, like, dude, 1:00:18.680 --> 1:00:21.840 you know what I mean, they're putting up the Janice 1:00:21.880 --> 1:00:27.240 wall dog nothing through we getting get back, get back baby. 1:00:27.480 --> 1:00:29.880 And they knew, like, of course that's why they picked 1:00:29.920 --> 1:00:32.439 the World Trade Center, because we had these nickets over 1:00:32.560 --> 1:00:36.760 for fucking you know, Summer contillion. And I was like, oh, 1:00:36.800 --> 1:00:40.120 that's where the bread is. They're like, oh, you're the 1:00:40.200 --> 1:00:44.600 greatest representation of your wealth. That's going down. Baby. Yeah, 1:00:44.640 --> 1:00:46.480 we got you, We got you, We got you all 1:00:46.560 --> 1:00:49.600 peg right now, let's do Let's do two more. There 1:00:49.640 --> 1:00:51.680 are two more fun ones that I'd love to throw 1:00:51.760 --> 1:00:54.160 your way. Number one and this is this is a 1:00:54.200 --> 1:00:58.520 pretty fun one. Is Steph Curry actually, about two years 1:00:58.520 --> 1:01:01.680 ago got in trouble for saying that he believed the 1:01:01.680 --> 1:01:04.480 moon landing was fake. That he he was on a 1:01:04.600 --> 1:01:07.520 podcast with Vince Carter and Vince Carter I think it 1:01:07.560 --> 1:01:09.880 was Vince Carter and Friends. I don't remember who was 1:01:09.880 --> 1:01:12.680 on the podcast, but he's on a podcast with Vince 1:01:12.720 --> 1:01:16.840 Carter and basically admitted that he thinks that the moon 1:01:16.960 --> 1:01:20.120 landing was a complete fake and then later he had 1:01:20.160 --> 1:01:24.240 to apologize because he's Steph Curry, and holy Moley, don't 1:01:24.640 --> 1:01:28.080 love when Steph Curry behaves that way. Yeah, you can't. 1:01:28.240 --> 1:01:31.160 You know what I'm saying. ABC Disney a playing like that. No, 1:01:31.360 --> 1:01:33.800 not at all. What do you think though about Steph 1:01:33.880 --> 1:01:37.280 Curry's suggestion that there is a faked moon landing? Is 1:01:37.320 --> 1:01:39.640 there any legitimacy to it? And why do you think 1:01:39.680 --> 1:01:44.240 Steph Curry is saying that? I'm kind of fucking with him, 1:01:44.280 --> 1:01:49.760 because one, we never put ship up there. America is 1:01:49.800 --> 1:01:53.200 about getting dollars and making that ship move. And if 1:01:53.240 --> 1:01:57.240 we could send thirteen fourteen sets the Niggas to the moon, 1:01:58.000 --> 1:02:02.280 why ain't it. It's not no McDonald's up there. There's 1:02:02.280 --> 1:02:05.400 no athletes put up there. There's no fucking wet pretzels 1:02:05.480 --> 1:02:10.640 up there. I got you, and I can remember because Fox, 1:02:11.320 --> 1:02:14.040 you know they're not. They don't got the Disney hooks. 1:02:14.520 --> 1:02:17.360 I remember Fox did a conspiracy theory that. Remember when 1:02:17.400 --> 1:02:22.320 Fox in the nineties was very about uncovering conspiracy. Here's 1:02:22.360 --> 1:02:26.200 the secret magician. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. They 1:02:26.240 --> 1:02:28.280 was on all that type of ship and it was like, 1:02:28.320 --> 1:02:31.560 here's why the moon landing's fake, because how the funk 1:02:31.640 --> 1:02:33.800 you even get out there? It's like nine layers of 1:02:33.960 --> 1:02:37.960 radiation niggas don't know shit about and blah blah blah, 1:02:37.960 --> 1:02:40.040 and you could end the lights and ship and I 1:02:40.160 --> 1:02:43.520 also and I and I like that we faked it. 1:02:44.080 --> 1:02:46.760 Let me say that because at the time, you remember 1:02:46.800 --> 1:02:49.880 who's the space race with Russia and ship. So it's 1:02:49.920 --> 1:02:53.000 this you're we're like, it's a shouting match with US 1:02:53.000 --> 1:02:57.360 in Russia and nobody knows what anybody's got, but everybody's 1:02:57.400 --> 1:02:59.840 ready to push the button. But we all know that 1:03:00.040 --> 1:03:03.040 like after World War Two, like Nikas really got shipped. 1:03:03.040 --> 1:03:05.920 Now that could really in the world. So it's like 1:03:06.920 --> 1:03:10.000 we like, damn, Russia really might jump back at us. 1:03:10.840 --> 1:03:13.000 What's the best way to get Russia to calm down 1:03:13.240 --> 1:03:15.320 beat him in the space race because they care, because 1:03:15.360 --> 1:03:18.360 they're really trying to get out there. Let's just go 1:03:18.440 --> 1:03:22.520 to Burbank and shoot one dog. And I will say that, 1:03:22.760 --> 1:03:24.800 And I'm cautious about the way that I say this, 1:03:24.960 --> 1:03:28.200 but in support of what you're saying, I I will 1:03:28.280 --> 1:03:30.480 say that there is a fair amount of evidence that 1:03:30.520 --> 1:03:35.280 the US was well behind Russia in terms of their 1:03:35.600 --> 1:03:39.360 preparations because they're really smart dogs. Yeah, the Russians were 1:03:39.400 --> 1:03:42.480 way ahead of us, and that's part of why Operation 1:03:42.560 --> 1:03:46.080 paper Clip even happened in the first place. Operation paper 1:03:46.120 --> 1:03:48.440 Clip being when we we basically took a bunch of 1:03:48.520 --> 1:03:52.760 Nazi scientists and allowed them to basically make their way 1:03:52.800 --> 1:03:55.959 into the US and become US citizens for the same 1:03:56.280 --> 1:04:01.640 using their developments in efforts or are our Cold War 1:04:02.080 --> 1:04:05.280 like sort of like defenses, and then ultimately the space race, 1:04:05.600 --> 1:04:09.200 so like, there is some evidence that even if those 1:04:09.280 --> 1:04:13.360 German scientists weren't able to save us, maybe a fake 1:04:13.480 --> 1:04:18.640 moon landing did. I'm telling you, JFK was looking around like, yo, yah, God, 1:04:18.840 --> 1:04:23.280 Nazi niggas in here. They already sent a dog up 1:04:23.320 --> 1:04:27.720 their dog. We fucked, man. We don't got ship except 1:04:27.800 --> 1:04:33.240 for forty Nazis. What the funk is wrong with you niggas? Dude? 1:04:34.200 --> 1:04:37.720 I hope he said it exactly like that. I hope 1:04:37.760 --> 1:04:42.360 that's verbatim If that's an exact quote from JFK yelling 1:04:42.400 --> 1:04:45.120 at his scientists, all we got is a bunch is 1:04:45.240 --> 1:04:48.240 forty Nazis. What the funk is wrong with you, niggas? 1:04:48.360 --> 1:04:52.200 Is an exact quote from JFK. This ship is dumb 1:04:52.200 --> 1:04:55.160 as hell. I'm calling that Sullivan. We're going to Burbank 1:04:56.640 --> 1:04:58.720 and we're just gonna film one because they don't even 1:04:58.760 --> 1:05:02.640 got TV. We figured out how to make our ships swaggy, 1:05:02.720 --> 1:05:04.280 and so that's how we we beat him on some 1:05:04.320 --> 1:05:08.720 bugs bunny ship. That's perfect. One last person for you 1:05:08.800 --> 1:05:15.480 to dig into Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush of USC fame 1:05:15.600 --> 1:05:19.040 and later uh a Heisman Trophy that they took back 1:05:19.080 --> 1:05:22.640 from him. Reggie Bush has recently come out as an 1:05:22.640 --> 1:05:25.840 anti vaxer. He's not into vaccines. He's not he's not 1:05:25.840 --> 1:05:28.440 gonna get vaccinated. What are your thoughts? Where do you 1:05:28.480 --> 1:05:31.960 think this is coming from for old Reggie Bush? Well, 1:05:31.960 --> 1:05:34.760 this is just coming from playing football. There's just something 1:05:34.800 --> 1:05:38.640 about the football the football player's mind, because it's about 1:05:39.400 --> 1:05:43.200 the sport. The coaches always tell you gotta give. You 1:05:43.240 --> 1:05:45.920 have to give all of your body, you have to 1:05:45.960 --> 1:05:48.560 give everything you have. And so if you want to 1:05:48.560 --> 1:05:50.760 be really good at football, you're thinking, like, man, like 1:05:51.320 --> 1:05:54.040 what if I get this VAXX? And like, now I 1:05:54.080 --> 1:05:56.200 can't run the out route? You know what I'm saying? 1:05:56.200 --> 1:05:59.000 Like these niggers really are really Like if I could 1:05:59.000 --> 1:06:02.520 to vas knock, can't fucking now, I can't break tackles 1:06:02.520 --> 1:06:05.120 no more what's gonna happen or this VACS might funk 1:06:05.160 --> 1:06:07.800 up my CT and I'll be reasonable in a way 1:06:07.800 --> 1:06:12.040 that I can't I can't be na. What do you 1:06:12.040 --> 1:06:15.760 mean I'm not gonna yell at my wife anymore? What 1:06:15.840 --> 1:06:17.360 do you mean I'm not gonna be able to take 1:06:17.400 --> 1:06:20.680 advantage of my brain damage to give another man brain damage? 1:06:21.280 --> 1:06:25.040 What absurd? What are you talking about? What do you mean? 1:06:25.080 --> 1:06:26.960 I was on two seasons and keeping up with the 1:06:27.040 --> 1:06:35.680 car dash. I never even met that lady. Huh well, Jamale, 1:06:35.720 --> 1:06:37.760 I think we did it. I think we did the thing. 1:06:37.960 --> 1:06:41.520 This is a lovely episode and and uh joy, could 1:06:41.560 --> 1:06:44.280 you tell the people at home where they can find 1:06:44.320 --> 1:06:46.960 you what cool ship you have going on? Look, you 1:06:47.000 --> 1:06:50.240 can find me a thousand places. Because none of my 1:06:50.920 --> 1:06:54.360 names online are connected in any way. It's Broccoli House 1:06:54.440 --> 1:06:59.120 on Instagram. Okay, I don't sell weed anymore. Kept the 1:06:59.240 --> 1:07:04.040 name at Rockley House, nonprofit comic go on Twitter. Also 1:07:04.200 --> 1:07:06.840 at soccer niggas. Keep in mind it's Gold Cup time. 1:07:06.880 --> 1:07:10.560 It's a big soccer year Euros. We hey, but Kayosaka 1:07:10.560 --> 1:07:13.040 were staying with you? Marcus Rashford on the other time, 1:07:13.840 --> 1:07:17.200 he's a fucking tosser. Fuck you, Marcus Rashford. But the 1:07:17.240 --> 1:07:20.000 mother two niggas, you're good with me and so on 1:07:20.040 --> 1:07:23.760 and so forth. Oh and uh NBA storytime is uh, 1:07:23.840 --> 1:07:26.480 it's a it's a blue Wire project and I'm the 1:07:26.480 --> 1:07:29.080 host also at air Bus if you want to hear 1:07:29.120 --> 1:07:33.080 the rest of uh uh Langston's All Star game tales, 1:07:33.560 --> 1:07:35.960 at least the ones he told us. That's the one 1:07:35.960 --> 1:07:38.840 in the archives. But our guy Lanxton on the on 1:07:38.880 --> 1:07:41.960 the air buds at airbuds pot on everything, and uh, 1:07:42.040 --> 1:07:45.240 yeah it's Jamal Johnson has spelled like it sounds. Yeah, 1:07:45.320 --> 1:07:49.600 and Marcus Rashford is that his name? Yeah? Yeah, fuck 1:07:49.640 --> 1:07:52.840 you Marcus Rashford. I don't and yeah, I don't know 1:07:52.920 --> 1:07:55.480 nothing about you. I got nothing to contribute for. Why 1:07:55.560 --> 1:07:57.880 fuck you? But my man say you suck and and 1:07:57.960 --> 1:08:01.360 as far as I'm concerned, he's right. His team allegiance 1:08:01.440 --> 1:08:03.560 is okay, and it's everything. I actually we love your 1:08:03.560 --> 1:08:09.280 community service work and the outreach. Fuck those kids, and 1:08:09.360 --> 1:08:14.080 fuck you, Marcus Rashfort. The communities you serve. I hope 1:08:14.120 --> 1:08:17.960 they all burn along with you. Marcus rashforst I just 1:08:18.040 --> 1:08:20.600 I like Arsenal. I didn't mean for any communities. It 1:08:20.760 --> 1:08:23.519 burned down Marcus a few email less. We'd love to 1:08:23.560 --> 1:08:27.559 have you on the show all right, well as always, 1:08:27.560 --> 1:08:30.759 you can follow me at Lengthsteon Kerman on on everything 1:08:30.800 --> 1:08:34.280 and please like subscribe, do whatever it is you're supposed 1:08:34.280 --> 1:08:36.439 to do the podcast. 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