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Speaker 1: Jubiles Dirty Little Secret. Hey, what's up? You have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do, well, sweet?

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Speaker 2: What is it so? About? Ten years ago? I hoped

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Speaker 2: to were my college buddies and spend the weekend at

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Speaker 2: his house. Unfortunately I hooked up with his mom. What

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Speaker 2: is that?

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Speaker 1: Unfortunate or fortunate?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, it was one of those things that just happened.

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Speaker 2: I was in the kitchen late at night. She came in.

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Speaker 2: We've been drinking, kind of like a barbecue thing, and

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Speaker 2: one thing left to another and we made out.

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Speaker 1: You said college, right, said Okay, clarify, is she your wife?

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Speaker 2: Now? No? No, The funny the dirty Little Secret is

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Speaker 2: a couple of months ago, almost ten years later, I

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Speaker 2: met them in the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got

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Speaker 2: a kid, and my buddy said, man, this dude reminds

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Speaker 2: me of somebody. It's like deja bou no, no way boo. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I took a pick of him, and then I

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Speaker 2: went home and started looking at my kids photos and.

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Speaker 1: Oh, damn, you knocked up your friend's mom.

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Speaker 2: Not intensing me.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, man, Thank you for telling us.

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Speaker 2: Very familiar.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to get confirmation. So I so I

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Speaker 2: told my mom to pick and he was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's you and you and when did you take this one?

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Speaker 1: There? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Man? Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret. I appreciate you. Guys, call me thank you.

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Speaker 1: Man, have a good one. Hey, what's up? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? I do have the

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Speaker 1: very little secret. It is that I fantasize about being

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Speaker 1: an escort. Oh okay, yeah, I mean, like, just imagine

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Speaker 1: somebody wanting you so badly that they're willing to pay

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Speaker 1: for it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Actually, now I'm thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: That would be cool.

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Speaker 2: But what's stopping you from doing it?

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Speaker 1: It's just in theory. It sounds like a win win, right,

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Speaker 1: Like most of my previous selectual partners have been subpar.

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Speaker 1: So it's like you can specifically pick out the person

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Speaker 1: that's willing to give you as much pleasure as you

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Speaker 1: want and pay you. It's an incredible thing. But will

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Speaker 1: it really work out? Like that? Is that something I

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Speaker 1: want to carry around that I'm actually doing? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I think about it a lot. Interesting like it

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Speaker 1: when you say think about a lot, like in the

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Speaker 1: middle of a business meeting or you're working, you just

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Speaker 1: kind of zone out for a little while. And I

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Speaker 1: mean depends on who the meetings with. All right, telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Appreciate it, Thank you. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Text Shoebowl to four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one