WEBVTT - We’re Having a Baby 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:19.440 Yeah. 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.000 Jesus. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:26.040 Well, well, welcome back to emergency Intercom. What is this episode? 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:30.160 Four hundred and twelve forty one four and twelve? Okay, 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:34.480 uh and yes, silent for this episode. So to fill 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.040 the void, I'm gonna show off my new little toy 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:42.680 that I got. I got an op one. It's a 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:47.199 portable synthesizer. I'm really excited about it. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:47.840 It's got some. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.080 Cool sounds and can do some really cool things. It's 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:55.040 basically a portable doll. The workflow is pretty interesting. There's 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:57.200 some learning curve. But here I'm gonna do some sample 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:57.840 don't talk. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.600 Uhh no, no, no, all right here. 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:01.280 What you needed some portable bitches? 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:04.200 Oh my god, what you need is to die in 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:04.639 a fire? 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:07.240 Jesus. 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.039 What old? 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.760 So you can say any portable bitches. But when I 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:12.880 say you want to die in a fire, fuck you burn? 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.400 You're gonna burn too with the rest of the witches. 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.760 All right, listen, all right, I'm gonna do some sample work. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.839 You should do that again because it was really off. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:39.760 We heard it just now. Fuck, I can tell you 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:41.959 just got it. That's good. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:43.200 It sounds so good. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:43.480 Dude. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.360 Wait, this is what it sounds like when i'm having sex. 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.000 You sound like a robot. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.240 Yeah, that's the sound Dream makes when I blow his 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:56.680 back out. 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.880 I was gonna start this episode by making joke about 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.240 I was gonna start it off by saying, we need 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.120 to start stop making such a big deal out of gentrification, 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.400 because like, I got evicted and my house got turned 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.680 up like a little La High Palas and it made 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.440 me a better person. But then I thought about it 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.160 too much and it actually made me really sad. 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:22.600 Oh oh damn. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.000 Okay, I still drive by the house I got evicted from. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.639 That's an interesting take, and it. 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.639 Looks so weird. Well, one time they left their window 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:32.880 open and I could see it in the house and 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.000 it scared me because they didn't change one of the 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:36.359 walls so I could see. 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.880 It for a second. I'm doing I'm doing like something 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.960 really important, like actually hilarious. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:43.839 You're not though, and you could have put them right here. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:45.680 I just didn't want them to fall off. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:03:03.960 Okay, Oh, why is it so low? 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.320 You turn up the volume or something. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.680 It's all the way. You know, this thing's a piece 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:11.639 of fucking How. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.120 Much was that like twenty bucks? 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:17.040 Yeah, I guess that's a pretty that's a good little 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:18.119 gadget for fifteen dolls. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.480 I mean anything more than that, it would be kind of. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:22.760 And a piece of ship. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:26.200 Yeah yeah, Oh my god, I'm fucking well. Welcome back 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:27.000 to Argentina. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.440 Colm. You always put headphones that I just got. I 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.760 just got these piece of shit, stupid fucking headphones, and 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:32.440 I hate them. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.360 Those are drews. Those are these are your mind? You tweet? 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:39.520 Those areres They're literally not these are mine? Are you 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.280 actually joking right now? Because these are mine? 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.360 I don't like know what you want from me. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.560 I want you to stop claiming my headphones. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.160 Are your this did you know they could do this? 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:51.320 Yeah? 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:57.280 Okay, oh you should sample that sounds Oh yeah, wait, 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:57.960 wrong side. 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.120 Okay. 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:04.400 Oh let's get into this episode a little bit. But 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:07.000 I'm gonna turn the clairvoyance mode back on so I 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:12.480 can so I can hear everything and everywhere all at once. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:20.520 Oh. I saw Sonic too yesterday. It was awesome. Really, 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.599 I actually really liked it. Dude, Eggman's like big suit 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.800 in it is so crazy. There were parts where I 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:31.400 was like, damn, this was like rendered during work from home, 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:35.080 Like this was definitely rendered like on someone's PC at home. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.680 They need to bring back Ugly Sonic. I will die 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.320 on that hill, and I always. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.719 His mouth now is still really scary when they do 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.680 close ups with his face, like I can only look 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.279 at his mouth. It's so nasty. 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:49.400 But ugly Sonic was so fucking rancid and rat bastardy, 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.120 like it was scary as fucking could you imagine ugly 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:53.800 tales and ugly was it? 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:54.360 Knuckles? 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.359 Like, if they continued that art direction with Tails and Knuckles, 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:01.280 we would have three ugly motherfuckers. Someone out there needs 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:01.719 to render. 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:06.080 You should just give them all like a bulge a bulge, 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.880 yea like should have a bulge, not like he's wearing 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.600 pants and there's a bulge, but like there should be 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:12.800 a bulge under his furs. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:17.480 Wou to apply that you could take lift his furs bulge. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:23.080 You would sniff his bulge. Yeah, you would never get 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:24.120 that close to his bulge. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:26.080 Tails. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.719 Apparently there was like a really gnarly sex scene with 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:30.719 Knuckles and Sonic, but they had to take it out. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.880 That's not true, and now you're just lying. You interrupt 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:35.640 us to lie. 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:37.520 Yeah, it's true. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:39.960 Sonic and Knuckles fucked or Tails. 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.080 And Knuckles Sonic and Knuckles. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:45.280 Tails is fruity, and they gave him a lash perm 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:46.640 in this. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:52.360 Movie in the case. Yeah, yeah, that's actually really advanced. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:58.160 It actually is like Eggman and his assistance relationship is 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:03.000 very homoerotic. We gave it made me like, I've never 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.680 had this feeling before. It made my my member feel 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:06.839 like almost slippery. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.320 And then you don't have a member. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.080 Sorry, I was getting a phone call, would you say? 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:16.280 I said, I'm not repeating. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:21.279 That it made your member slippery? Yeah, like cream at 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:21.640 the tip. 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.479 Okay, damn joshucking calling me answer. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:27.640 Maybe it's an emergency. 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:32.400 Well, oh my god, that scared the ship out of me. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:35.600 This is something that I need to be touched. I 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:39.440 need to touch on. I need to touch this is 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.200 something I need to touch myself to. Yeah. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:47.159 So, like we actually do live in the future, you 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.360 know how We've been saying it, Like at the Tablade concert, 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.640 We'll get into that. The drain Gang concert, we were like, oh, 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.520 this is like sometimes you see ship and you're like 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:56.920 you're living in the future. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:57.320 Yeah. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:03.920 Well, in my hometown and ship asks nowhere, Texas, there 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:09.200 is a literal drone delivery service. Like you order food 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.320 and they bring food to you from a drone? 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:12.600 What? 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:16.600 Yeah, it's fucking Cranberry in Granberry. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.600 Why that doesn't sound that should we be saying you 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.400 from girl? 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:22.280 Everybody knows. 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:27.280 I mean I care about safety. Don't yourself. That's embarrassing. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:28.520 You should have some self respect. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:32.280 People drove through the billboard and it was gone already. 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:35.800 They like they were like, how long is it going 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:36.120 to be up? 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.080 You talk like a kid in like preschool who like 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.480 comes to their teacher and says things they like to 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:42.000 be saying. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.920 Well, I just like, I just say literally every word 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.400 that comes in my brain, Like that's crazy. Actually I 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:52.360 don't because if I really said everything, like, you do. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:54.400 Not want to know what You not want to know 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:54.840 what's gone? 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:56.560 You don't want to know what I'm thinking. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:07:59.680 It's came over here. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.760 But yeah, there's a drone delivery service. There was something 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.559 else where. I was like, we literally live in the future. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:05.560 Kai, what was it? 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:07.760 Oh the fucking hologram that we saw? 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:11.520 Well, there was the hologram. Oh, the Disney ride, the 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:12.760 Star Wars Disney ride. 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:16.000 I was like, we saw hologram at Disney and then 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:17.600 at the Blade concert. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.680 Like actually within the actually a hologram. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.360 Yeah, it was Blade was a hologram on stage. Yeah, 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:23.520 I swear to god. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:25.800 Yeah, Blade passed a week ago, but they wanted the 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:26.720 show to happen. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.680 So they just made it happen. No, there was like 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:29.600 this weird. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.720 Like it was a sign, it was an ad or 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.880 it wasn't an ad. It was like an advertisement for 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:34.600 a drink. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:38.680 No, it was the theater. It was Real's logo Globe Theater. 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:40.600 Yeah, it was like it's at the Globe and it 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.440 was like rotating, but it was just floating. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.480 Yeah, but like we literally saw that. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.760 We saw Princess Leah hologram at Disney. 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:53.319 Seems like it's just really accessible Disney technology. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.720 What we're saying is we're living in the future like 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:59.720 the Holo ground that what I'm saying. It's like the 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:03.120 future it is now, and like I experience, I'm experiencing 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:03.640 the future. 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.280 The future is now, and it is futile and you 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.920 don't have much left. I just thought you should know. 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:11.839 Not if I have something to do with. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:15.280 No, the thing is actually like I'm done, I'm tapping out. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.600 I don't want to hear about how the world's ending anymore. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.439 Like, no, it's ending in three years, Like it's okay. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.319 I heard three and then I heard ten ten ten. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.200 Honestly like three maybe one. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.319 Kai's theory. That's what we just say. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.160 The world is ending in three years, Like go have 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:31.640 sex with that person who cares. 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:33.719 I don't like ten because I don't want to die 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:36.240 in my thirties. I'd rather die in my twenties. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.520 Why would you want to die sooner? 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:40.319 Use by thirty, I'm like, oh my god, I have 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.240 it figured out, like I don't have anything to really 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:46.040 worry about, Like I'm so happy, but now I still 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:50.719 have moments where I'm like, you know, what if it 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.320 all came to an end, I now I'd be satisfied. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.800 No, I would be so happy if the world if 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.000 literally this house exploded, like there was a ghas leak, 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:01.200 if there's a ghas leak in this house exploded, and 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.760 I died, and I just like ceased to exist, which 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:05.360 I don't actually think death is real. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.320 I think we just wake up in another timeline. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.560 Don't let me if you want me to get into No, 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:14.760 we don't we like you know, okay, So basically, but before. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.640 You go, I have to say, also, when everybody talks 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:21.120 about like the world ending, I literally imagine everything's sitting 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.280 on fire spontaneously. And I think that's why it brings 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:27.200 me back. Obviously, I'm very aware that like, really, what's 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.880 gonna happen is like, of course, like this is fucking awful, 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:31.480 and it's gonna be like a lot of Third world 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.440 countries are going to be like incredibly like affected by 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.280 it immediately, and then it's kind of kind of leak 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.120 out and there's gonna be flooding. There's gonna be blah 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.439 blah blah, There's there are gonna be a lot of problems. 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:42.760 We're already showing the signs. 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:46.720 Yeah, Like Miami. That's also what concerns me is I'm like, fuck, 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:48.480 I have to move my family out of Miami because 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:49.480 it's literally going to sink. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.480 The world is going to be underwater in three years. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.880 But basically I have this theory. Let me go into it. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:57.760 When I think of the world, I think of that 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:58.880 video of the car. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:13.800 People. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:15.560 I saw that video of the science. 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.720 And I was like, what did you just say? 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.600 When I saw the video of the scientist, I was like, 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.320 oh my god, that's what I thought. And I was like, 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:23.439 oh my god. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:28.199 Yeah, I know it it actually, but I have this theory. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:31.000 Oh this is like there's like three topics here, so 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.520 let me. I'll just start with the main topic that 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.280 I was going to talk about already, But tell me why. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.240 I was like, I was so fucking exhausted, like three 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.440 nights ago, and I was like and that I like 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:44.880 fell the fuck asleep. I was so tired. 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.120 I was like, wait, I'm gonna have the best sleep 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.000 of my entire life. Tell me why. In the middle 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:51.439 of the night, at like four a m. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:56.480 I woke up and I was on all fours, all fours, 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.840 like literally like on my knees and on my hands, 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:00.800 staring out my window. 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:02.080 That's because you were having a sex. 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:02.360 Drenk. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:05.280 No, I know that's what SAIDY said I was bottoming, 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:09.120 which is not true. I'm straight as fuck. I don't 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.960 do that freaky weird shit. I'm literally straight. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:12.760 I'm normal. 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.760 You sound like, oh. 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.319 My god, anyway I was. I was staring out the window, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.720 and tell me why. I literally like for seven seconds, 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:27.080 I had like I experienced like true zero thoughts in 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.840 my brain to the point where when I like snapped 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.760 out of it, I was like, oh my god, I'm dead, 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:33.480 Like did I just die in my life, like I 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:37.000 literally could not tell if I was alive still, And 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.440 then it sparked this thought about this theory that. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.760 You just sound like you're lying, like sometimes you just 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:47.320 sound like a liar, like literally like someone coming to 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.120 school and like thinking. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.640 Of something to say, like no, I should have got 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:53.720 that happened because I told Kay about it immediately after 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:54.319 it happened. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.199 And then how did you tell him that fast? So 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:58.560 he was the one topping me? 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:04.000 Oh all right, cut. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.280 I said, don't mention that gay shit because John my 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:07.800 real side. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:13.160 No, So I uh, it's triggered this thought that I have. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.319 So like you know how when you dream, I think 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.440 I might have already talked about this, but when you dream, 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:21.880 like you dream in these like very surreal worlds where 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:24.280 like anything can really happen, but you're still yourself in 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:29.280 these worlds. Literally me dreaming about Fortnite row thinking about 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.720 elden Ring while having sex, my back blown out thinking 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:33.400 about olden Ring. 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:35.439 Wait wait wait wait, I thought you were straight. Why 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:36.679 was your back getting blown out? 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:40.520 I don't know, I just I'm like, I'm lying, I'm 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.800 a liar. No, okay, So you know how you enter 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:45.600 these universes where like nothing exists. 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.400 I mean, everything is like happening. Whatever the fun I'm 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.640 trying to say, you know what I'm trying to say, Yeah, 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:51.960 well I just got to up this. 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:54.840 Sorry. I literally keep thinking about how I had a 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:56.520 dream that I was in Fortnite and I was with 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:57.960 Belahadeede in Fortnite. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:03.000 Yes, but basically these worlds exist. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:06.960 But what if the dreams are actual like timelines that 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:10.120 in like real versions of you happening just in different realities. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.440 So like what if every time you're dreaming, like you 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:14.640 close your eyes in this reality, but you wake up 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:17.800 and you're seeing like your life in a different reality 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.760 where like you know, like the butterfly effect where you 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:21.720 do one thing and like make one choice and like 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.520 it splits off and there's like another option here in here, you. 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.520 Know what I'm saying. Yeah, So, like what if when 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.000 you die, you don't actually die and. 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.720 You just wake up in one of those realities and 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.040 it's kind of like reincarnation. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:33.320 That's crazy. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.600 My little brother said he wants to be reincarnated as 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:39.600 a gorilla. I'm not kidding. He told me that the 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.360 other day and I was like, that's good, and then 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:44.560 he was like he was like, he genuinely believes in reincarnation. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.840 He's that was literally me when I was eleven. 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.640 That's what I like, I wanted to believe in reincarnation. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.240 I kind of still do. I'm like, I literally don't 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:54.880 think we like actually ever die. I think we're just 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:58.120 stuck repeating the same life for eternity, which is okay 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.440 because you like your brain gets a raise, you just 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:01.800 have little fragments of deja vu. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.880 The first thought I had this morning, and I'm not joking, 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:09.960 the first thought I had was why it's so like 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.840 I was thinking about movies and how when people are 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.600 told they're about to lose their memory, they like freak 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.360 out because like you don't want to but once you 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.240 like lose your memory, you don't wake up like knowing 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:25.000 you lost your memory. You just like are alive whatever, 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.440 like And then I was like, oh my god, if 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.240 you didn't tell someone that they were going to lose 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:33.000 their memory, you could just make them lose their memory 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.280 and like they wouldn't be bothered by it. Like if 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:36.800 they just want to sleep and they didn't know that 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:42.200 they would wake up, but if they woke up tomorrow, 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.480 they just didn't know, like what would it change. And 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.080 then that freaked me out because I was like, oh. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.240 My god, sunshine mind. 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:52.240 Yeah, that's an interesting philosophical question because you would uh 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.600 fuck up the last day of that person's life by 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:55.120 telling them. 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:56.840 Yeah, so you might as well just not tell them, 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.800 like let them just like live in like blistful like. 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.760 And then that sounds like the next twenty four movies. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.800 That it happened. If it happens, I'll kill myself. Wait, 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.040 what if someone steals my movie idea? 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.240 Girl? You just said it to literally a million like. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.800 And then immediately after I said, I will commit suicide, 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:16.840 so then that person's gonna go to jail. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.440 Rewinding back, I can't believe it was a kid. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.240 I thought, uh, suicide was illegal and that they would 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:26.000 lock my body up. I literally thought that. I told 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.320 my mom when I was seven, I wanted to kill myself, 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.800 and she was like, you can't because it's illegal, And 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.120 that actually scared the fuck out of me. 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.960 Everybody's parents told them that because I had the same Yeah. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:37.240 I think my parents told me that too. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.920 Yeah, And then I was like, oh my god, they're 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:41.400 still gonna find me if I do it. 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.040 Looking at my hand and I don't recognize it. 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:44.320 What were you gonna say? 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:46.120 I was just like rewinding back. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:47.920 But me and Kai went to the Blade concert, the 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:52.360 drain Gang concert, and I have to speak my peace 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:56.880 on it. It was the stinkiest concert I've ever been to, 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:01.400 like without a doubt. Like it was rancid. There was 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:06.720 like immediate like ten degrees hotter body heat like a must. 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:10.160 The air was like heavy, and like every third person 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:12.760 that you interacted with had like stinky body odor. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:17.840 But it was beautiful and like not because much fun. 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.879 Yeah, not because drain Gang was performing, Like yeah, that 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.200 was beautiful, but it was beautiful because it was literally 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:27.600 just like all these like fucking misfit, freak weirdo losers 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:32.119 myself included, like all just having like so much fun 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:35.240 at this concert, and it was just like it was 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.560 just like so everybody was so happy. There was like, 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:40.600 like Kai said it, like normally when you go to concert, 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:44.040 there's like a hostile energy where like people are like 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.119 trying to fight and like beat each other up and 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:48.640 they're like really angry and they're aggressive, but like there 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.400 was legitimately like none of that here. 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.360 I was talking about the fight club that I go to, but. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.760 You go to fight club. Yeah, oh shit, yeah you 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:00.760 fucked up. Okay, because now we have to all fight club. 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:01.639 Fuck. 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:03.640 I've never seen the movie. I don't got it. 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:06.600 The first rule is that you're not supposed to talk about. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.760 Now we have to kill your rule of fight clubs 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.760 that you have to have sex with everybody who joins 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:11.320 fight club. 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:14.920 Really, yeah, that's so sick. I didn't even know. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:17.480 That well now, but now you're according to Drew, you're 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:20.520 done fun. And when Drew says you're done, you're done, 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:25.400 is he okay? Yeah, he's just taking it. He's he's 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.320 just decompressing. He'll be back. Yeah. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:29.760 The Blade concerts smelled like expired poppers. 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:32.800 Yeah, there were. I was like shouting the entire time. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.159 I was like, gimme poppers, gimme poppers. Where the poppers? 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:38.280 And then I smelled poppers in my vicinity and I 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:40.320 begged for them, but no one had them or would 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.399 give them to me. But there are like some people 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:46.200 who recorded videos of me having fun, which I need 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.399 to see. So if you have them, send them to me, 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:50.760 just post them on TikTok, make me viral. 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:55.320