Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 3: Well, well, welcome back to emergency Intercom. What is this episode?
Speaker 3: Four hundred and twelve forty one four and twelve? Okay,
Speaker 3: uh and yes, silent for this episode. So to fill
Speaker 3: the void, I'm gonna show off my new little toy
Speaker 3: that I got. I got an op one. It's a
Speaker 3: portable synthesizer. I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1: It's got some.
Speaker 3: Cool sounds and can do some really cool things. It's
Speaker 3: basically a portable doll. The workflow is pretty interesting. There's
Speaker 3: some learning curve. But here I'm gonna do some sample
Speaker 3: don't talk.
Speaker 1: Uhh no, no, no, all right here.
Speaker 2: What you needed some portable bitches?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what you need is to die in
Speaker 1: a fire?
Speaker 4: Jesus.
Speaker 1: What old?
Speaker 3: So you can say any portable bitches. But when I
Speaker 3: say you want to die in a fire, fuck you burn?
Speaker 3: You're gonna burn too with the rest of the witches.
Speaker 3: All right, listen, all right, I'm gonna do some sample work.
Speaker 2: You should do that again because it was really off.
Speaker 2: We heard it just now. Fuck, I can tell you
Speaker 2: just got it. That's good.
Speaker 4: It sounds so good.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: Wait, this is what it sounds like when i'm having sex.
Speaker 2: You sound like a robot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the sound Dream makes when I blow his
Speaker 4: back out.
Speaker 2: I was gonna start this episode by making joke about
Speaker 2: I was gonna start it off by saying, we need
Speaker 2: to start stop making such a big deal out of gentrification,
Speaker 2: because like, I got evicted and my house got turned
Speaker 2: up like a little La High Palas and it made
Speaker 2: me a better person. But then I thought about it
Speaker 2: too much and it actually made me really sad.
Speaker 4: Oh oh damn.
Speaker 2: Okay, I still drive by the house I got evicted from.
Speaker 4: That's an interesting take, and it.
Speaker 2: Looks so weird. Well, one time they left their window
Speaker 2: open and I could see it in the house and
Speaker 2: it scared me because they didn't change one of the
Speaker 2: walls so I could see.
Speaker 3: It for a second. I'm doing I'm doing like something
Speaker 3: really important, like actually hilarious.
Speaker 2: You're not though, and you could have put them right here.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want them to fall off.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh, why is it so low?
Speaker 4: You turn up the volume or something.
Speaker 1: It's all the way. You know, this thing's a piece
Speaker 1: of fucking How.
Speaker 4: Much was that like twenty bucks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's a pretty that's a good little
Speaker 2: gadget for fifteen dolls.
Speaker 4: I mean anything more than that, it would be kind of.
Speaker 1: And a piece of ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Oh my god, I'm fucking well. Welcome back
Speaker 3: to Argentina.
Speaker 2: Colm. You always put headphones that I just got. I
Speaker 2: just got these piece of shit, stupid fucking headphones, and
Speaker 2: I hate them.
Speaker 1: Those are drews. Those are these are your mind? You tweet?
Speaker 2: Those areres They're literally not these are mine? Are you
Speaker 2: actually joking right now? Because these are mine?
Speaker 1: I don't like know what you want from me.
Speaker 2: I want you to stop claiming my headphones.
Speaker 1: Are your this did you know they could do this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, oh you should sample that sounds Oh yeah, wait,
Speaker 4: wrong side.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh let's get into this episode a little bit. But
Speaker 3: I'm gonna turn the clairvoyance mode back on so I
Speaker 3: can so I can hear everything and everywhere all at once.
Speaker 2: Oh. I saw Sonic too yesterday. It was awesome. Really,
Speaker 2: I actually really liked it. Dude, Eggman's like big suit
Speaker 2: in it is so crazy. There were parts where I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, this was like rendered during work from home,
Speaker 2: Like this was definitely rendered like on someone's PC at home.
Speaker 3: They need to bring back Ugly Sonic. I will die
Speaker 3: on that hill, and I always.
Speaker 2: His mouth now is still really scary when they do
Speaker 2: close ups with his face, like I can only look
Speaker 2: at his mouth. It's so nasty.
Speaker 3: But ugly Sonic was so fucking rancid and rat bastardy,
Speaker 3: like it was scary as fucking could you imagine ugly
Speaker 3: tales and ugly was it?
Speaker 1: Knuckles?
Speaker 3: Like, if they continued that art direction with Tails and Knuckles,
Speaker 3: we would have three ugly motherfuckers. Someone out there needs
Speaker 3: to render.
Speaker 6: You should just give them all like a bulge a bulge,
Speaker 6: yea like should have a bulge, not like he's wearing
Speaker 6: pants and there's a bulge, but like there should be
Speaker 6: a bulge under his furs.
Speaker 2: Wou to apply that you could take lift his furs bulge.
Speaker 2: You would sniff his bulge. Yeah, you would never get
Speaker 2: that close to his bulge.
Speaker 1: Tails.
Speaker 4: Apparently there was like a really gnarly sex scene with
Speaker 4: Knuckles and Sonic, but they had to take it out.
Speaker 2: That's not true, and now you're just lying. You interrupt
Speaker 2: us to lie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: Sonic and Knuckles fucked or Tails.
Speaker 4: And Knuckles Sonic and Knuckles.
Speaker 2: Tails is fruity, and they gave him a lash perm
Speaker 2: in this.
Speaker 1: Movie in the case. Yeah, yeah, that's actually really advanced.
Speaker 2: It actually is like Eggman and his assistance relationship is
Speaker 2: very homoerotic. We gave it made me like, I've never
Speaker 2: had this feeling before. It made my my member feel
Speaker 2: like almost slippery.
Speaker 4: And then you don't have a member.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was getting a phone call, would you say?
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not repeating.
Speaker 3: That it made your member slippery? Yeah, like cream at
Speaker 3: the tip.
Speaker 1: Okay, damn joshucking calling me answer.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's an emergency.
Speaker 3: Well, oh my god, that scared the ship out of me.
Speaker 1: This is something that I need to be touched. I
Speaker 1: need to touch on. I need to touch this is
Speaker 1: something I need to touch myself to. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, like we actually do live in the future, you
Speaker 3: know how We've been saying it, Like at the Tablade concert,
Speaker 3: We'll get into that. The drain Gang concert, we were like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is like sometimes you see ship and you're like
Speaker 3: you're living in the future.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, in my hometown and ship asks nowhere, Texas, there
Speaker 3: is a literal drone delivery service. Like you order food
Speaker 3: and they bring food to you from a drone?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking Cranberry in Granberry.
Speaker 2: Why that doesn't sound that should we be saying you
Speaker 2: from girl?
Speaker 1: Everybody knows.
Speaker 2: I mean I care about safety. Don't yourself. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: You should have some self respect.
Speaker 3: People drove through the billboard and it was gone already.
Speaker 1: They like they were like, how long is it going
Speaker 1: to be up?
Speaker 2: You talk like a kid in like preschool who like
Speaker 2: comes to their teacher and says things they like to
Speaker 2: be saying.
Speaker 3: Well, I just like, I just say literally every word
Speaker 3: that comes in my brain, Like that's crazy. Actually I
Speaker 3: don't because if I really said everything, like, you do.
Speaker 1: Not want to know what You not want to know
Speaker 1: what's gone?
Speaker 2: You don't want to know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: It's came over here.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a drone delivery service. There was something
Speaker 3: else where. I was like, we literally live in the future.
Speaker 1: Kai, what was it?
Speaker 4: Oh the fucking hologram that we saw?
Speaker 3: Well, there was the hologram. Oh, the Disney ride, the
Speaker 3: Star Wars Disney ride.
Speaker 4: I was like, we saw hologram at Disney and then
Speaker 4: at the Blade concert.
Speaker 2: Like actually within the actually a hologram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Blade was a hologram on stage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I swear to god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Blade passed a week ago, but they wanted the
Speaker 4: show to happen.
Speaker 1: So they just made it happen. No, there was like
Speaker 1: this weird.
Speaker 4: Like it was a sign, it was an ad or
Speaker 4: it wasn't an ad. It was like an advertisement for
Speaker 4: a drink.
Speaker 1: No, it was the theater. It was Real's logo Globe Theater.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like it's at the Globe and it
Speaker 4: was like rotating, but it was just floating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like we literally saw that.
Speaker 3: We saw Princess Leah hologram at Disney.
Speaker 2: Seems like it's just really accessible Disney technology.
Speaker 3: What we're saying is we're living in the future like
Speaker 3: the Holo ground that what I'm saying. It's like the
Speaker 3: future it is now, and like I experience, I'm experiencing
Speaker 3: the future.
Speaker 2: The future is now, and it is futile and you
Speaker 2: don't have much left. I just thought you should know.
Speaker 1: Not if I have something to do with.
Speaker 2: No, the thing is actually like I'm done, I'm tapping out.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about how the world's ending anymore.
Speaker 1: Like, no, it's ending in three years, Like it's okay.
Speaker 2: I heard three and then I heard ten ten ten.
Speaker 2: Honestly like three maybe one.
Speaker 1: Kai's theory. That's what we just say.
Speaker 3: The world is ending in three years, Like go have
Speaker 3: sex with that person who cares.
Speaker 2: I don't like ten because I don't want to die
Speaker 2: in my thirties. I'd rather die in my twenties.
Speaker 4: Why would you want to die sooner?
Speaker 2: Use by thirty, I'm like, oh my god, I have
Speaker 2: it figured out, like I don't have anything to really
Speaker 2: worry about, Like I'm so happy, but now I still
Speaker 2: have moments where I'm like, you know, what if it
Speaker 2: all came to an end, I now I'd be satisfied.
Speaker 3: No, I would be so happy if the world if
Speaker 3: literally this house exploded, like there was a ghas leak,
Speaker 3: if there's a ghas leak in this house exploded, and
Speaker 3: I died, and I just like ceased to exist, which
Speaker 3: I don't actually think death is real.
Speaker 1: I think we just wake up in another timeline.
Speaker 3: Don't let me if you want me to get into No,
Speaker 3: we don't we like you know, okay, So basically, but before.
Speaker 2: You go, I have to say, also, when everybody talks
Speaker 2: about like the world ending, I literally imagine everything's sitting
Speaker 2: on fire spontaneously. And I think that's why it brings
Speaker 2: me back. Obviously, I'm very aware that like, really, what's
Speaker 2: gonna happen is like, of course, like this is fucking awful,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be like a lot of Third world
Speaker 2: countries are going to be like incredibly like affected by
Speaker 2: it immediately, and then it's kind of kind of leak
Speaker 2: out and there's gonna be flooding. There's gonna be blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, There's there are gonna be a lot of problems.
Speaker 1: We're already showing the signs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Miami. That's also what concerns me is I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I have to move my family out of Miami because
Speaker 2: it's literally going to sink.
Speaker 1: The world is going to be underwater in three years.
Speaker 1: But basically I have this theory. Let me go into it.
Speaker 2: When I think of the world, I think of that
Speaker 2: video of the car.
Speaker 4: People.
Speaker 2: I saw that video of the science.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what did you just say?
Speaker 2: When I saw the video of the scientist, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's what I thought. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it it actually, but I have this theory.
Speaker 3: Oh this is like there's like three topics here, so
Speaker 3: let me. I'll just start with the main topic that
Speaker 3: I was going to talk about already, But tell me why.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was so fucking exhausted, like three
Speaker 3: nights ago, and I was like and that I like
Speaker 3: fell the fuck asleep. I was so tired.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, I'm gonna have the best sleep
Speaker 1: of my entire life. Tell me why. In the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, at like four a m.
Speaker 3: I woke up and I was on all fours, all fours,
Speaker 3: like literally like on my knees and on my hands,
Speaker 3: staring out my window.
Speaker 2: That's because you were having a sex.
Speaker 4: Drenk.
Speaker 3: No, I know that's what SAIDY said I was bottoming,
Speaker 3: which is not true. I'm straight as fuck. I don't
Speaker 3: do that freaky weird shit. I'm literally straight.
Speaker 1: I'm normal.
Speaker 2: You sound like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, anyway I was. I was staring out the window,
Speaker 3: and tell me why. I literally like for seven seconds,
Speaker 3: I had like I experienced like true zero thoughts in
Speaker 3: my brain to the point where when I like snapped
Speaker 3: out of it, I was like, oh my god, I'm dead,
Speaker 3: Like did I just die in my life, like I
Speaker 3: literally could not tell if I was alive still, And
Speaker 3: then it sparked this thought about this theory that.
Speaker 2: You just sound like you're lying, like sometimes you just
Speaker 2: sound like a liar, like literally like someone coming to
Speaker 2: school and like thinking.
Speaker 3: Of something to say, like no, I should have got
Speaker 3: that happened because I told Kay about it immediately after
Speaker 3: it happened.
Speaker 1: And then how did you tell him that fast? So
Speaker 1: he was the one topping me?
Speaker 4: Oh all right, cut.
Speaker 2: I said, don't mention that gay shit because John my
Speaker 2: real side.
Speaker 3: No, So I uh, it's triggered this thought that I have.
Speaker 3: So like you know how when you dream, I think
Speaker 3: I might have already talked about this, but when you dream,
Speaker 3: like you dream in these like very surreal worlds where
Speaker 3: like anything can really happen, but you're still yourself in
Speaker 3: these worlds. Literally me dreaming about Fortnite row thinking about
Speaker 3: elden Ring while having sex, my back blown out thinking
Speaker 3: about olden Ring.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait, I thought you were straight. Why
Speaker 2: was your back getting blown out?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I just I'm like, I'm lying, I'm
Speaker 3: a liar. No, okay, So you know how you enter
Speaker 3: these universes where like nothing exists.
Speaker 1: I mean, everything is like happening. Whatever the fun I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say, you know what I'm trying to say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I just got to up this.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I literally keep thinking about how I had a
Speaker 2: dream that I was in Fortnite and I was with
Speaker 2: Belahadeede in Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Yes, but basically these worlds exist.
Speaker 3: But what if the dreams are actual like timelines that
Speaker 3: in like real versions of you happening just in different realities.
Speaker 3: So like what if every time you're dreaming, like you
Speaker 3: close your eyes in this reality, but you wake up
Speaker 3: and you're seeing like your life in a different reality
Speaker 3: where like you know, like the butterfly effect where you
Speaker 3: do one thing and like make one choice and like
Speaker 3: it splits off and there's like another option here in here, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. Yeah, So, like what if when
Speaker 1: you die, you don't actually die and.
Speaker 3: You just wake up in one of those realities and
Speaker 3: it's kind of like reincarnation.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: My little brother said he wants to be reincarnated as
Speaker 2: a gorilla. I'm not kidding. He told me that the
Speaker 2: other day and I was like, that's good, and then
Speaker 2: he was like he was like, he genuinely believes in reincarnation.
Speaker 2: He's that was literally me when I was eleven.
Speaker 3: That's what I like, I wanted to believe in reincarnation.
Speaker 3: I kind of still do. I'm like, I literally don't
Speaker 3: think we like actually ever die. I think we're just
Speaker 3: stuck repeating the same life for eternity, which is okay
Speaker 3: because you like your brain gets a raise, you just
Speaker 3: have little fragments of deja vu.
Speaker 2: The first thought I had this morning, and I'm not joking,
Speaker 2: the first thought I had was why it's so like
Speaker 2: I was thinking about movies and how when people are
Speaker 2: told they're about to lose their memory, they like freak
Speaker 2: out because like you don't want to but once you
Speaker 2: like lose your memory, you don't wake up like knowing
Speaker 2: you lost your memory. You just like are alive whatever,
Speaker 2: like And then I was like, oh my god, if
Speaker 2: you didn't tell someone that they were going to lose
Speaker 2: their memory, you could just make them lose their memory
Speaker 2: and like they wouldn't be bothered by it. Like if
Speaker 2: they just want to sleep and they didn't know that
Speaker 2: they would wake up, but if they woke up tomorrow,
Speaker 2: they just didn't know, like what would it change. And
Speaker 2: then that freaked me out because I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, sunshine mind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an interesting philosophical question because you would uh
Speaker 4: fuck up the last day of that person's life by
Speaker 4: telling them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you might as well just not tell them,
Speaker 2: like let them just like live in like blistful like.
Speaker 4: And then that sounds like the next twenty four movies.
Speaker 2: That it happened. If it happens, I'll kill myself. Wait,
Speaker 2: what if someone steals my movie idea?
Speaker 1: Girl? You just said it to literally a million like.
Speaker 2: And then immediately after I said, I will commit suicide,
Speaker 2: so then that person's gonna go to jail.
Speaker 1: Rewinding back, I can't believe it was a kid.
Speaker 2: I thought, uh, suicide was illegal and that they would
Speaker 2: lock my body up. I literally thought that. I told
Speaker 2: my mom when I was seven, I wanted to kill myself,
Speaker 2: and she was like, you can't because it's illegal, And
Speaker 2: that actually scared the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1: Everybody's parents told them that because I had the same Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think my parents told me that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I was like, oh my god, they're
Speaker 2: still gonna find me if I do it.
Speaker 1: Looking at my hand and I don't recognize it.
Speaker 2: What were you gonna say?
Speaker 1: I was just like rewinding back.
Speaker 3: But me and Kai went to the Blade concert, the
Speaker 3: drain Gang concert, and I have to speak my peace
Speaker 3: on it. It was the stinkiest concert I've ever been to,
Speaker 3: like without a doubt. Like it was rancid. There was
Speaker 3: like immediate like ten degrees hotter body heat like a must.
Speaker 3: The air was like heavy, and like every third person
Speaker 3: that you interacted with had like stinky body odor.
Speaker 1: But it was beautiful and like not because much fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not because drain Gang was performing, Like yeah, that
Speaker 3: was beautiful, but it was beautiful because it was literally
Speaker 3: just like all these like fucking misfit, freak weirdo losers
Speaker 3: myself included, like all just having like so much fun
Speaker 3: at this concert, and it was just like it was
Speaker 3: just like so everybody was so happy. There was like,
Speaker 3: like Kai said it, like normally when you go to concert,
Speaker 3: there's like a hostile energy where like people are like
Speaker 3: trying to fight and like beat each other up and
Speaker 3: they're like really angry and they're aggressive, but like there
Speaker 3: was legitimately like none of that here.
Speaker 4: I was talking about the fight club that I go to, but.
Speaker 1: You go to fight club. Yeah, oh shit, yeah you
Speaker 1: fucked up. Okay, because now we have to all fight club.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 2: I've never seen the movie. I don't got it.
Speaker 4: The first rule is that you're not supposed to talk about.
Speaker 2: Now we have to kill your rule of fight clubs
Speaker 2: that you have to have sex with everybody who joins
Speaker 2: fight club.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, that's so sick. I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: That well now, but now you're according to Drew, you're
Speaker 2: done fun. And when Drew says you're done, you're done,
Speaker 2: is he okay? Yeah, he's just taking it. He's he's
Speaker 2: just decompressing. He'll be back. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The Blade concerts smelled like expired poppers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there were. I was like shouting the entire time.
Speaker 3: I was like, gimme poppers, gimme poppers. Where the poppers?
Speaker 3: And then I smelled poppers in my vicinity and I
Speaker 3: begged for them, but no one had them or would
Speaker 3: give them to me. But there are like some people
Speaker 3: who recorded videos of me having fun, which I need
Speaker 3: to see. So if you have them, send them to me,
Speaker 3: just post them on TikTok, make me viral.
Speaker 2: Ew wah. My very thing about that video is guy
Speaker 2: looking directly in the camera when it pans back to him,
Speaker 2: he likesrectly into the camera, then looks away and keeps
Speaker 2: like moving around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, but it was a blast, and I
Speaker 3: was honestly one of the stinky people.
Speaker 1: Like I. I was stinky, and.
Speaker 2: Y'all were definitely adding to the odor because when y'all
Speaker 2: came back, y'all, all of y'all smelled like you had
Speaker 2: been outside playing with a dog on a hot day.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: I wonder if we got piss on us because I
Speaker 4: smelled my jeans and they just smelled.
Speaker 1: I had my cock out spraying piss everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, that's like I remember when Echo said pull
Speaker 1: a cockstole and pi all over every Yeah, you remember that.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I just forgot about that until.
Speaker 1: It was called the Golden pitch Shower. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like the beer shower at l J T Larry Joe
Speaker 1: other festivals, but with piss and you just un zip
Speaker 1: your pants and pee everywhere. I got paparazzi the Clara concert.
Speaker 1: Should we insert the video?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: Insert the video.
Speaker 3: I just it's hard to go outside now because everywhere
Speaker 3: I go, I'm filmed and I can't enjoy myself without
Speaker 3: cameras being on me. No, I think we should go
Speaker 3: back to paparazzi era. I think I've said that before.
Speaker 2: Paparazzi is just different. Now. Paparazzi is like fucking it's
Speaker 2: like people calling it on themselves that it's so embarrassing
Speaker 2: because like, I don't know, I'm mixed because I love
Speaker 2: paparazzi because like, of course it's good entertainment, but like
Speaker 2: you saw what it did to people mentally, so it's not.
Speaker 2: But I just hate that there's fake paparazzi now because
Speaker 2: I'm like, you bitches could never have like lived in
Speaker 2: the early two thousands being like famous, because y'all call
Speaker 2: the paparazzi on yourself when you look all like polished
Speaker 2: like everything.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm serious because.
Speaker 2: You're passing way. Hopefully we can only hope for that.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna start a makeup company and it's gonna
Speaker 2: be called n Yas Beauty, like Enya's beauty, but en
Speaker 2: Yas is that good?
Speaker 3: That's really You're so smart in Gorged Penis Beauty and
Speaker 3: like a shadow of how it's going to be, like butthole.
Speaker 2: You probably have a very small wianer.
Speaker 1: Okay, do I have a small y'all are? So?
Speaker 2: I've been at the car with Drew and they have seriously,
Speaker 2: like not in a joking way, talked to each other
Speaker 2: about measuring their texting no, but like texting each other
Speaker 2: in detail about like just set each other a dick pic.
Speaker 1: You use your iPhone measure.
Speaker 3: Every guy knows you use your iPhone a measure, and
Speaker 3: then your Google What is the length of an iPhone
Speaker 3: on Google?
Speaker 1: That's like the rule. So I'm like two and a
Speaker 1: half iPhones, you're two and a half phones?
Speaker 2: Wait when did you ever have two and a half?
Speaker 2: When did you ever have three iPhones? To measure? See
Speaker 2: how there's a hole in your story.
Speaker 1: There's a hole in my ass.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna use it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I literally am like actually passing away.
Speaker 1: None of this is real.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm like I'm starting to like catch on, Like
Speaker 3: I'm starting to actually catch on that none of this
Speaker 3: is real.
Speaker 2: No, that's actually how I feel too. But I think
Speaker 2: it's because I just ate my fungus yogurt and it's
Speaker 2: like deteriorating my brain.
Speaker 1: I think, like we this is all like, y'all are
Speaker 1: against me.
Speaker 2: No, Actually, can I say something? When I was watching
Speaker 2: You talk and I thought about what we're doing right now,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 2: like a video that goes out to people and then
Speaker 2: gets received by other people, and it actually just freaked
Speaker 2: me out. While I was watching you talk for a second,
Speaker 2: and there was one point where y'all started like joking
Speaker 2: about pissing and it was I like fully detached, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like that camera is
Speaker 2: literally recording us right now, and we are going to
Speaker 2: put that to the public, and that there are people
Speaker 2: there are sick fox who love it, and like then
Speaker 2: we're just going to do this again and we're going
Speaker 2: to keep doing it forever.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally so scary, but I have to be
Speaker 1: at peace with it.
Speaker 3: I have to say it's not real that I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is just like another form of torture, and I'm
Speaker 3: in hell, it's not real.
Speaker 2: And we buy all of our views, so they're not
Speaker 2: really there. It's Ai. It's Ai.
Speaker 1: I am going to start buying views.
Speaker 2: You're saying that he's just going to start buying.
Speaker 3: Us and scamming and scamming brands, brand deal. It's a
Speaker 3: genius method and someone should try it.
Speaker 2: The thing is, like you're saying it's a genius method,
Speaker 2: like multiple people don't try it and it doesn't work,
Speaker 2: Like it won't work.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: I guess. I don't know any influencer who like has
Speaker 2: interactions already like engagement and then does it, because then
Speaker 2: I feel like it'll be believable if you like bought likes,
Speaker 2: because you would still get like a deacon amount of comments.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. But it's like, no, you don't
Speaker 3: buy likes, you buy YouTube views. So you say you
Speaker 3: get a brand deal and this brand deal pays a
Speaker 3: certain amount, We're never going.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I was like, so.
Speaker 2: Have you ever told that story?
Speaker 1: No, I've never told that story once.
Speaker 4: What's the story?
Speaker 1: I got banned from Universal? Like I'm literally banned.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think you can now.
Speaker 1: I can't go to the one in Florida.
Speaker 2: No, it was a year that really what happened.
Speaker 1: It was crazy and it was not that crazy.
Speaker 2: It's just embarrassing. It was one of those size of
Speaker 2: Jew's life.
Speaker 3: It was at that convention called Playlist. If you know
Speaker 3: what playlist is. It's like a YouTuber convention, social media
Speaker 3: convention where we all get together and we're stolen from
Speaker 3: and taken advantage of and then thrown into these rooms
Speaker 3: to get really fucking drunk together and it's really scary.
Speaker 3: But one of the nights, this very special night, it's
Speaker 3: like the last night every every convention, there's one night
Speaker 3: where they buy or rent out the entirety of Universal
Speaker 3: Studios in Florida, and it's just like the creators and
Speaker 3: like a few managers and like a few people who
Speaker 3: work at the convention. Like it's just it's like literally
Speaker 3: like two hundred people in the entirety of Universal and
Speaker 3: they rent it out and shut it down, and it's
Speaker 3: like a fucking blast. But we are literally delinquents. And
Speaker 3: we were like, let's get like fucked up before we go.
Speaker 3: And we were what were we like sixteen seventeen, Like
Speaker 3: let's get.
Speaker 2: Like seventeen nineteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like let's get absolutely blasted and then go,
Speaker 3: and we like drank a little before and then they
Speaker 3: had given us, like playlists had given us these like
Speaker 3: pouches that were plastic that like you could put water in,
Speaker 3: and we filled them with alcohol.
Speaker 2: We filled them with like fucking like pineapple sarraw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like a bunch of like alcohol. Did you
Speaker 3: and Madeline each have one as well?
Speaker 2: I don't think Madeline had one. I had one and
Speaker 2: you had one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we get on the bus and it like shuttles
Speaker 3: us over and like I'm not thinking about it all
Speaker 3: at all because I'm literally like drunk as bones. And
Speaker 3: we pull up and I was like, there's no way
Speaker 3: they're gonna be checking for this shit. But like lo
Speaker 3: and behold there's like metal detectors and like scanners and
Speaker 3: everything still, and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: We just thought no one would look, like look twice
Speaker 2: because they gave them out to everybody. So there were
Speaker 2: other people with these pouches.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So like Ya kept hers on her loot like her
Speaker 3: belt loop, and I took mine off and to put
Speaker 3: it on the outside of the scanner and it was
Speaker 3: full of alcohol, and like the dude was like, what's
Speaker 3: in this?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, just water And then no, you.
Speaker 2: Said you said it because it was like a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have this story. He was like just water, huh?
Speaker 3: And he opened it and smelled it and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like raspberry water. And he was like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what this is. And then another full came up
Speaker 3: and it was.
Speaker 2: Like fucking cunt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this other full came up and was like that,
Speaker 3: let me smell because that's not just water, and he
Speaker 3: or she opened it up and smelled it and she
Speaker 3: was like this is alcohol.
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: Like, are you like actually insane? Like this is a
Speaker 3: children's park, Like why would you try to sneak that
Speaker 3: in here?
Speaker 2: Children's park? Only? Yeah, first of all, it's universal. Second
Speaker 2: of all, the only people off loading off of these
Speaker 2: buses are like seventeen to like twenty seven year old. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like seventeen year old. I'm like a kid, but like
Speaker 2: I'm not like a jit, like I'm not like fucking five.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Indya and Madeline get through the scanners and they
Speaker 3: like pull me off to the side and they're like
Speaker 3: like literally interrogating me, and I tell Indian Madeline like
Speaker 3: why don't y'all just like go to the park and
Speaker 3: like also like just go have fun because like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to like ruin this for everybody else
Speaker 3: because I got caught, Like go have fun.
Speaker 1: So they go off.
Speaker 2: So no, we were like standing around forever just watching,
Speaker 2: and I was starting to panic because I had this
Speaker 2: fucking pouch full of vodka on my side, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, they're gonna come. They're gonna
Speaker 2: like come to me. They're gonna see that I have it.
Speaker 2: So I run into the bathroom at the entrance and
Speaker 2: I just go into a stall and I like fucking
Speaker 2: squeeze this Caprice sun ass pouchs like down my gullet
Speaker 2: and I just like all the alcohol that I had
Speaker 2: with me and then threw it away and I went
Speaker 2: out to Madeline and Drew kept being like, oh, just leave,
Speaker 2: just leave, and like then he was like they're gonna
Speaker 2: take me inside. Just leave. So we were like fuck.
Speaker 2: So we're like I guess we're just gonna like go
Speaker 2: through the park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, please just go on fun
Speaker 3: because it's like it is fucking awesome because you just
Speaker 3: walk up. You don't wait in any other lines, you
Speaker 3: just walk up to the riots.
Speaker 2: They like, you should go back to playlist for this.
Speaker 3: I know That's what I'm thinking, Like that night is
Speaker 3: fucking lit. It's like actually so much fun. Well tell
Speaker 3: me why they take me back into this like really
Speaker 3: fucking scary tiny office, like smaller than like the podcast set.
Speaker 3: Like it's tiny and there's like pictures all over the
Speaker 3: walls and like all this Like it feels like I'm
Speaker 3: in like the set of like Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 3: Like there's a computers and like beeping and like walkie
Speaker 3: talkers in the life exactly. It's like the scariest, like
Speaker 3: most hostile room I've ever been in my entire life.
Speaker 3: And then there's just like this blank white wall and
Speaker 3: they're like standing in front of the wall and look
Speaker 3: at me, and they take out an iPhone and take
Speaker 3: a photo of me, and I'm like what the fuck,
Speaker 3: like okay, and then they're like, oh, like this is
Speaker 3: because you're getting.
Speaker 1: Banned from the park. And I was like, really, you're bad.
Speaker 3: And I didn't really want to question it too much
Speaker 3: because I was like They're like, we can call the
Speaker 3: cops right now if you want me to, and I
Speaker 3: was like no, Like They're like the cops are right
Speaker 3: out there, We'll bring them in, and I was like no,
Speaker 3: like just bam me and we'll get on with this.
Speaker 3: And then they like ran through like the banning shit
Speaker 3: and they.
Speaker 2: Were when I'm like border shit and take my job,
Speaker 2: like literally.
Speaker 1: Like shut the fuck up, loser freaks protecting mister Universal
Speaker 1: exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: And then they they were like like we can even
Speaker 3: like arrest like if you come to this park and
Speaker 3: we scan your ID, well fucking you know, we will
Speaker 3: arrest you on site. Like even if we like find
Speaker 3: you in the parking lot sitting in the car, we'll
Speaker 3: arrest you on site. Most Florida shit, I literally don't
Speaker 3: live here, like whatever, just like move on. So they
Speaker 3: made me sign all these papers.
Speaker 2: It's two thousand miles away.
Speaker 3: No exactly, and so I signed all these papers saying
Speaker 3: that I wouldn't like enter the premises and then like
Speaker 3: they like guided me back to the shuttle and I
Speaker 3: had to just sit on the shuttle for like fifteen minutes,
Speaker 3: and then I shuttled back literally alone, to the thing.
Speaker 1: And then it's like.
Speaker 2: That a shuttle. It's literally a big like greyhound bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a giant bus, like a giant bus.
Speaker 3: And I was the only one on it, and they
Speaker 3: drove me all the way back and I didn't say
Speaker 3: a word to the driver because I was like so like.
Speaker 1: Embarrassed and pissed. Tell me why.
Speaker 3: We were leaving the next day and I lost my
Speaker 3: fucking wallet with everything in it, my ideas, like all
Speaker 3: my cash, all my cards, like it was so fucked up.
Speaker 3: And I called them the next day and I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: I like got caught for having alcohol, Like can I
Speaker 3: have my wallet back? And they're like, we don't have that,
Speaker 3: like and I was like, you literally do, Like I
Speaker 3: y'all checked my fucking wallet and my ID for like
Speaker 3: my name and shit like that was the last place
Speaker 3: I had it.
Speaker 1: Y'all have it, and they just denied and I denied.
Speaker 3: So not only did I get banned from Universal, they
Speaker 3: stole my fucking wallet.
Speaker 4: That's so annoying.
Speaker 2: Didn't I go back to the hotel and for some
Speaker 2: reason we had fishing rods? Yeah we went down to
Speaker 2: the pond.
Speaker 1: Yeah we went the hotel.
Speaker 2: Where did we get fishing rods?
Speaker 1: We bought them from Walmart?
Speaker 4: Mean like taking their that's seriously, it's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 1: Really cursed.
Speaker 3: And I was like I'm like a child, like having fun,
Speaker 3: like I'm not hurting anybody, Like it's it's gonna be fine,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not gonna vomit all over the place. I've
Speaker 3: drank before, but like, yeah, they like threatened a band
Speaker 3: and I was like, also on like the night that
Speaker 3: it's shut down, Like.
Speaker 2: I know, it's not even like there's other people in there.
Speaker 2: It's like it'd be different. Also, it's just so stupid.
Speaker 2: It'd be different if, like I understand the idea of
Speaker 2: not being able to bring like gummy edibles into like
Speaker 2: Disney and ship like that. I understand because I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh God forbid, this falls out of my pocket and
Speaker 2: a kid sees that they're gonna be like gummy and
Speaker 2: then be high as balls. But I'm like, it's closed,
Speaker 2: and this is a pouch on my fucking thought.
Speaker 4: I gave those pouches to you. They knew what they
Speaker 4: were doing. Plastic pouch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're filling it with water, so sure, But part
Speaker 3: of it, I feel like it's like they need to
Speaker 3: make money off alcohol sales. And like second part is
Speaker 3: like I did literally break the law, like I was
Speaker 3: like drinking on their premise, like I had alcohol. I
Speaker 3: was a minor, so they would be like liable for
Speaker 3: I get like.
Speaker 4: It out, but like interrogating it should have just been like,
Speaker 4: come on, man, like do better.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 3: True detective said, no, they like do that at TSA,
Speaker 3: They're like, are you fucking stupid? Like no, you're not
Speaker 3: bringing this into text, You're not bringing this weed in
Speaker 3: the Texas and you just fucking throw it out. But
Speaker 3: don't say that I told you that because like they'll
Speaker 3: probably arrest you.
Speaker 2: But have you gotten your ship stop in Texas?
Speaker 1: No, I just know people have and they're just like,
Speaker 1: are you actually stupid?
Speaker 2: Like that's the funniest like visitor in l A about
Speaker 2: to leave experience is then panicking about bringing weed back.
Speaker 3: I don't want to, Like, I'm just like you're literally fine, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like put it in your check in and shut up,
Speaker 3: like you will be good hopefully.
Speaker 4: Don't think about stuff like that all the time where
Speaker 4: it's like in my past, I got in trouble and
Speaker 4: I now I think about it, it's like it was
Speaker 4: just an adult having a power trip. Like my hometown supermarket.
Speaker 4: I would like go in and steal gummy worms from
Speaker 4: the like you know those like bulk item things. I
Speaker 4: would take like two gummy worms.
Speaker 3: Kay, that's actually fucked up. And then it was just
Speaker 3: small you stole from a small business and it was.
Speaker 2: Like a chain two times a day, like, no, not
Speaker 2: twice a day, times a day.
Speaker 4: No, I probably stole like a total like fifteen cents
Speaker 4: worth of these gummy ones.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then one day I walk out and a guy
Speaker 4: like puts his hand on my shoulder. He goes, I
Speaker 4: got you, and I was like what. He's like, I
Speaker 4: know what you do. You come in here and you
Speaker 4: snack on these little gummy worms. And I was like me.
Speaker 2: Trying to sound like an absolute like talking about like
Speaker 2: you taking gum.
Speaker 4: It was like he was like, all right, so here's
Speaker 4: what's gonna happen. I'm gonna call the police on you
Speaker 4: and you're gonna go to jail. And I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Old?
Speaker 4: I was?
Speaker 3: I was?
Speaker 4: I was. I think I was like fifteen, but I
Speaker 4: was still like, this is set.
Speaker 2: In this shot because I don't know, yeah, it's been
Speaker 2: in the shop the whole time.
Speaker 1: Time.
Speaker 4: My glasses one I use a yes. But anyway, I
Speaker 4: was just like, fuck, I am old enough to know
Speaker 4: that I'm not going to jail, but I am young
Speaker 4: enough to be freak the fuck out and just be
Speaker 4: like what like, why am I going to prison? I
Speaker 4: these are worth nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I got caught stealing like six hundred dollars worth
Speaker 2: of stuff from before, I was like, what is the
Speaker 2: big deal?
Speaker 1: Like let me go?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I got caught stealing a car and driving it into.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what's the big deal? Like there's so there's
Speaker 2: literally so many cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, y'all can just get another one. It's
Speaker 3: like a Rolls voice, like you have money.
Speaker 2: You know, I know you have money, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm doing nothing to Wow.
Speaker 2: You're a millionaire and you're not going to give me
Speaker 2: your roless for free.
Speaker 3: It's actually fucked up, Like I was like, are you
Speaker 3: really gonna arrest me right now?
Speaker 1: Literally Blue Lives?
Speaker 2: Oh what was I gonna say? Yeah, but a bunch
Speaker 2: of shit from Childhood's Power Trips. I have teachers who
Speaker 2: were fucking insane, like they're of course in the same sentence,
Speaker 2: of course, kudos to teachers. It's such a like insane job,
Speaker 2: like when you really start to think about it, like
Speaker 2: to take care baby daycare and then also teach them
Speaker 2: like that is so much.
Speaker 3: It's so insane, and their salaries are literally it's like
Speaker 3: the meaning shit, you could.
Speaker 2: Do so fucking belligerent. So it makes sense that so
Speaker 2: many of my teachers were fucking crazy with me, because
Speaker 2: like I would be too.
Speaker 1: I would hit people, I would hit teacher.
Speaker 2: If I was a teacher of myself. When I was younger,
Speaker 2: I would stop the funk out of the back of
Speaker 2: my head because like I definitely deserved it. I was
Speaker 2: so annoying, But I had teachers who were so fucking
Speaker 2: mean to me. In fifth grade, I had this teacher,
Speaker 2: her name was Miss holl And.
Speaker 1: She You've told this on the on podcasts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna repeat it because I'm already going
Speaker 2: into us. If you've heard it, whatever, I act like
Speaker 2: you haven't heard it. But her whole cash phrase was
Speaker 2: the devil is a lie. And she would just yell
Speaker 2: at us, and if she felt like we were alive,
Speaker 2: she would say, the devil is a lie and then.
Speaker 1: She just I just shouts now, like the devil is
Speaker 1: a lie. You're going to die soon, Like actually, you're
Speaker 1: going to die soon.
Speaker 2: I am no no that.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's coming soon for me. I
Speaker 3: can feel it, like I say, like I'm on the precipice,
Speaker 3: like life is just so fucking good. Like all of
Speaker 3: my worst nightmares have already come true, like the ship
Speaker 3: that I would lay awake in bed before I fell asleep.
Speaker 3: All of them came true, all in the same year.
Speaker 3: The one last thing to happen to me is me
Speaker 3: passing away because I know I'm gonna die before my
Speaker 3: parents and everybody else in my family, because I literally
Speaker 3: like can't well, almost everybody in my family because my
Speaker 3: other and died.
Speaker 2: No, he didn't, like the thing is I'm done. I'm
Speaker 2: done with him coming on here on line because he
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh basically anyway, one time in fifth grade when I
Speaker 2: was crying, she yelled at me. I was like ten,
Speaker 2: and she said, why the fuck are you so sensitive?
Speaker 2: And she yelled at me and she was like, stop crying. Stop.
Speaker 2: And then I never cried in school again because it
Speaker 2: actually scared the shit out of me and I was
Speaker 2: so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I, oh wait, there's this crazy story that doesn't
Speaker 3: have to do with a teacher.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk later.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe when the oh.
Speaker 2: When the camera's off, you can go on and on
Speaker 2: and on.
Speaker 4: Oh, I get it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I've been meaning, I've written this in my
Speaker 3: podcast notes for literally twenty episodes, but every time I
Speaker 3: just like, forget, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'm done too.
Speaker 4: Please don't leave, Please don't leave. Okay, I guess I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna do this episode the rest alone and yeah,
Speaker 4: this this will be cool. Wait for I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna fucking killing you that I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm actually that with all your bullship call me I walk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my brother died.
Speaker 4: No he did?
Speaker 2: You keep calling you?
Speaker 1: He literally did?
Speaker 3: Liar, Sorry, I love you so much.
Speaker 2: Like actually, like I was really overwhelmed because of my
Speaker 2: love for Duriss. We did go have sex, but it
Speaker 2: was really quick, like.
Speaker 1: We had we I mean y'all probably heard it.
Speaker 4: We don't do this anymore. I can't. This is so crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't do this anymore. That's that's literally every time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you're saying you be staying on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I've like had this like loaded up for like twenty episodes,
Speaker 3: and every time I like get to the topic, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't air this person out, but I've thought
Speaker 3: about it for literally twenty weeks, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: they deserve to be aired out because this is fucking insane.
Speaker 3: So in like I guess it was like fifth grade
Speaker 3: because we were at oak Woods, which is like an
Speaker 3: intermediate school. So we had like K through third grade,
Speaker 3: fourth and fifth grade at one school, sixth, seventh and
Speaker 3: eighth grade at another school, then ninth grade at its
Speaker 3: own school, and then high school ten eleven, twelve at
Speaker 3: the high school. It was fucking insane.
Speaker 2: I I border shit making buildings.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, they just had to like fill and occupy
Speaker 3: the buildings. It was like, actually fucking crazy. But it
Speaker 3: was definitely an intermediate school. And there's this girl who
Speaker 3: was upset, like scarily obsessed with me, Like it was
Speaker 3: like not, okay, how obsessed with me? She was like
Speaker 3: literally freaked out and at the time, like what you
Speaker 3: freaked bitch.
Speaker 4: She's moulding the word liar.
Speaker 2: Name, Okay, I'm going to say her name me lying,
Speaker 2: and like no, there were so many people who were
Speaker 2: obsessed with.
Speaker 1: Me at school, like you know, like they're actually were.
Speaker 3: It was kind of crazy name because it's like pivotal
Speaker 3: to the story.
Speaker 1: But her name was literally.
Speaker 3: Like if that's not the killer's name that I've ever heard, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the killer's name.
Speaker 1: But basically there was this other girl who was also
Speaker 1: very obsessed with me. Her name was Chloe, but and
Speaker 1: I and I like was obsessed with her, like we
Speaker 1: like had like this little thing like fifth grade people did, y'all.
Speaker 1: We never know, we didn't in fifth grade.
Speaker 2: Okay, rude, rude, thought was a rude.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I didn't know how to spell her name,
Speaker 3: so I didn't. I never wrote her.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: I would spell it, like one time I wrote her
Speaker 1: like this love letter and I spelled her name.
Speaker 2: Okay, we can't. You can't spell in fifth grade, so
Speaker 2: you weren't fucking and you couldn't spell.
Speaker 1: Wow, No, it was fucked up.
Speaker 3: And then this girl, chol wrote me a letter and
Speaker 3: she wrote me, she wrote me a letter, and it
Speaker 3: was the lyrics to the Taylor Swift song That's like Drew.
Speaker 1: Looks at Me.
Speaker 3: And she wrote every word to the song down and
Speaker 3: gave it to me. This is the girl that I
Speaker 3: was obsessed with. And I was like, this is like
Speaker 3: the clolest moment of my life. Like I'm like literally
Speaker 3: like so straight right now, like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm passing.
Speaker 7: And then.
Speaker 1: Athena saw her pass the note to me and grabbed
Speaker 1: the note and read it and got so fucking angry
Speaker 1: that she like pushed at recess. She grabbed this like girl,
Speaker 1: she was like tiny girl, and pushed her up against
Speaker 1: a tree with her forearm and like literally started choking
Speaker 1: her out because she was like, that's mine, Drew's mine,
Speaker 1: and like it was so fucking scary, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, Like she would have actually killed for me.
Speaker 3: She was just like literally the killer and she would
Speaker 3: have killed over me. And I don't know, there's so
Speaker 3: much more shit, Like she had like a razor blade
Speaker 3: on her and ship and threatened people with it, but
Speaker 3: she never she never got kicked out. But the kid
Speaker 3: who literally like threatened to stab me and then had
Speaker 3: a fucking fourteen inch blade got kicked out. I'm curious.
Speaker 3: There's some sexism there towards men.
Speaker 2: Oh that wait, is that actually the moral of your story?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like girls get I have nice and don't get
Speaker 3: kicked out, but guys who have nice get kicked out.
Speaker 2: Like that doesn't make sense, Okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Guess see, sexism towards men does exist, it's real. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like women are like psychos.
Speaker 2: Girls are fucking crazy crazy girl.
Speaker 1: Girls are crazy girls on their periods.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: That's what a lot of people do. Tell me that, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm like a boy, but I'm a girl.
Speaker 1: But you can with the boys.
Speaker 2: Came with the boys. I played Fortnite, like I dream beer,
Speaker 2: I like touch my member and inappropriate spaces all the time.
Speaker 1: It's normal.
Speaker 2: And when I see a girl, my eyes pop out
Speaker 2: of my head and I start stop. Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: Girls just couldn't get.
Speaker 3: This because girls are We just have like locker room
Speaker 3: talk where we talk about slang in mac and on
Speaker 3: some bu box.
Speaker 1: Eatn hole out slaying purse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just talked about like slang pussy and like
Speaker 2: serving like cock. I'm serving cock to that sleigh pussy
Speaker 2: right now in my boots. No under the house.
Speaker 3: Okay, which of the wicked the wicked witch of the West,
Speaker 3: Which of the wicked.
Speaker 1: The wickedly talented Adele.
Speaker 2: Talented? Like that doesn't so funny?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Deliverate his delivery on wickedly? Because it good have just
Speaker 2: said the wickedly talented Adele Delzi fucked up her name,
Speaker 2: but he goes the wickedly talented like his head like shifted.
Speaker 2: Please welcome the wickedly talented one and only a dozen?
Speaker 1: Should I bring this up or is it too soon?
Speaker 2: Give it a minute? We have to see where the
Speaker 2: series goes. We need a little more juice. We need
Speaker 2: a little more juice to that beef stew.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I was a little toxic, that's all I'll say.
Speaker 1: Not even toxic.
Speaker 3: I was just I'm playing games like I'm done, like
Speaker 3: not playing games.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with the little games being played.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, who's it gonna hurt? So I'm
Speaker 1: playing love games and they play your love game.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm getting another call because everybody wants to call
Speaker 3: me literally at the same time.
Speaker 2: Do you guys mind that I'm sexting someone right now?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 4: I don't do that on the podcast.
Speaker 1: What you're on the podcast?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Shoot, sorry, I did not know you're filming that. No,
Speaker 1: you're good. What's up.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna ask if you wanted to play Fortnite?
Speaker 1: Oh coming soon, coming soon?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, absolutely, Okay. See that's my twin sister right there, sir. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love you. I love you.
Speaker 1: But it's funny when she was just talking to me.
Speaker 4: It's funny I didn't get Yeah, I don't get invited either.
Speaker 3: You're so upseting nerdweeds. Both of you freaking nerd weeds
Speaker 3: going to be a part of my athletic and me
Speaker 3: and I have been betting heads recently. You've just been
Speaker 3: saying that I'm gonna start being confrontational.
Speaker 2: You get beat up.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I actually I want bruises that I can I want
Speaker 3: I can press that feel good because I have a.
Speaker 2: Tumor and everyone needs to get beat up once.
Speaker 4: I don't need to. But am I the only.
Speaker 2: One who misses violence? Like where's all the violence?
Speaker 1: Where's the news in the media?
Speaker 2: Kidding by the way, Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you care, Oh my god, I have
Speaker 2: you are stealing my bit because I've I've talked about
Speaker 2: my tumor in my lower back that Josh's dad called fat.
Speaker 2: He just said, oh, He's like, yeah, this is kind
Speaker 2: of like a tumor, but it must be benign. It's
Speaker 2: probably just fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I have like a literal tumor right here, was.
Speaker 2: Like, I have a tumor, and then had me pressed
Speaker 2: into his back muscle, and then he's just trying to
Speaker 2: trick people into massaging his back, like that's what I
Speaker 2: could vince it because he's like he's like, you have
Speaker 2: to dig really deep to find it. Oh, I'm gonna deep.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: An idiot, get rotten, stinky bitch.
Speaker 4: Oh oh damn, keep going.
Speaker 2: They had ari I at Reformation Vintage and it had
Speaker 2: me corracking.
Speaker 1: That's actually hilarious. Where the piece is good or no.
Speaker 2: No, it was just like a random pair of pants.
Speaker 2: It was just like this kind of pair of pants.
Speaker 1: Oh, nice, nice, nice nice. Yeah. Well, we have Coachella tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We're leaving for coach Ell.
Speaker 2: By the time this is up, we will be in
Speaker 2: our Coachella Day one outfits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, k I already leaked mine on his story.
Speaker 2: Fucking idiot. You're the worst assistant. I'm a idiot assistant
Speaker 2: when he's not.
Speaker 1: On this friend, I literally love you, this is serious.
Speaker 1: I love you so much.
Speaker 4: You're good.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, now now I fun with you. You're
Speaker 2: not my assistant. You're a little more than that.
Speaker 4: Maybe okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: By the way, No, I take it back.
Speaker 4: Never Drew actually meant it and you know we're homies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see how he picks me over you. I fucking
Speaker 2: hate this guy.
Speaker 4: Future is female.
Speaker 2: Babies actually freak me the fuck out. Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 2: not kidding. Oriyan pointed it out at Disney and I
Speaker 2: was like, dude, I was just singing this the other
Speaker 2: day because when I went to the Rose Bowl, I
Speaker 2: saw this like little kid in what was just an
Speaker 2: adult outfit made for small people, and it freaked me
Speaker 2: the fuck out because like kids proportions are just adults
Speaker 2: but actually shrunken down. It's like when you shrink down
Speaker 2: a photo correctly and you take it from the upper
Speaker 2: right corner and like take it down. That's just what
Speaker 2: a baby is.
Speaker 1: That's primordial Dwarfism is what you're describing.
Speaker 2: No, I'm describing the growth of a human being. But
Speaker 2: it actually freaks me out. I don't like it. I
Speaker 2: really don't like it.
Speaker 1: Uh No, babies freak me the fuck out too.
Speaker 2: But I want one, really, I know, I'm just not saying,
Speaker 2: but I kind of want one. Like they found fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like they're really cute.
Speaker 2: They sound fun in theory until they like, I feel
Speaker 2: like kids when their infants are awful because they cry
Speaker 2: and just shit and you're just like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I made this thing, but like at what costs because
Speaker 2: it's annoying. And then when it like starts to round
Speaker 2: out and get a little cute, it's like, Okay, this
Speaker 2: was fun, Like I can take pictures of this thing
Speaker 2: now because it doesn't look like terrifying.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna make an Instagram account for your baby? Hell?
Speaker 2: No, my baby will not see the light of day.
Speaker 1: No, y'all won't. If I had a baby, y'all would
Speaker 1: never one. Y'all would never know. I don't even think
Speaker 1: y'all would know. Okay, we would. No, I'd hide it
Speaker 1: from everybody.
Speaker 2: That's good, because I don't want you in my life
Speaker 2: that long anyway. God what I'm just saying, like, I'm oh,
Speaker 2: I can't be truthful.
Speaker 4: This isn't the sae. You should be honest for sure,
Speaker 4: you know, I like lies.
Speaker 2: They all stop picking at your chair. You're like looking
Speaker 2: at it like scratching it.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for the good bits to drop into this
Speaker 1: little hole up year.
Speaker 2: As we'll eat those bits that you drop on the floor.
Speaker 1: I'm not dropping them on the floor. I'm dropping in
Speaker 1: then the whole. I don't drop bits on the floor, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would not. I would not post my baby
Speaker 2: like I don't I if I am at all important
Speaker 2: to the public by the time I have a kid,
Speaker 2: which I don't think will happen, because what that's like
Speaker 2: seven years away from me. What I'm gonna be doing this,
Speaker 2: like y'all, probably I'll be dead. I want to have
Speaker 2: a baby, but by the time I have a baby,
Speaker 2: like literally, I don't want anybody to know. I want
Speaker 2: to be one of those people who's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: so and so has a baby. I did not know
Speaker 2: that because I also don't plan on taking it out.
Speaker 2: It's an at home kind of hobby.
Speaker 1: My baby person, I'm gonna have a baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't. I don't want it out.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna have a baby and kill it.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 1: Why I want to eat its bones.
Speaker 2: I want chicken wings so bad. You know what? When
Speaker 2: you said that, I was like, damn, chicken wings do
Speaker 2: sound good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of did. That Turkey fucking leg from
Speaker 1: Disney World was ran.
Speaker 2: That was the most animalistic I felt in my scaring me.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, we literally are just
Speaker 1: like monkeys. Dude. The whole time I was in Disney Brother,
Speaker 1: I was like I was just looking.
Speaker 3: Around at everybody, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we're just like evolved primates, like so bored that we
Speaker 3: had to building makes place to go to go to
Speaker 3: to like have fun. It was greeting me the fuck out.
Speaker 3: And then we sat on the bench and ate literally
Speaker 3: like meat on the bone and I was like a
Speaker 3: big ass piece.
Speaker 4: I was eating one with Oriyan and at one point
Speaker 4: we were just dead silent, like like like carving away
Speaker 4: at this bone because they were so hungry, and like
Speaker 4: I was like, oh fuck. I had this crazy like
Speaker 4: primitive flashback to just being like an animal like fighting.
Speaker 3: It was so scary. I like I took a bite.
Speaker 3: I had to peel the skin back because seeing the
Speaker 3: skin was like actually rancid to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is too.
Speaker 2: About chicken.
Speaker 3: And I was like this is too much. So I
Speaker 3: peeled it back and then I saw like all this
Speaker 3: like striations and veins and like like almost like deep
Speaker 3: blue colors and like all the nasty little tendons and bits,
Speaker 3: and I was like I was so hungry that I
Speaker 3: was like I literally have to eat this like or
Speaker 3: I will die and my relationship with food will be
Speaker 3: good news.
Speaker 2: Instead of me instead of putting like like an animal
Speaker 2: in your body, you did turn to like a more
Speaker 2: vegetarian leaning option, and you ate a whole bag of
Speaker 2: hot cheetos.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I took like three bites of my turkey wing and
Speaker 3: I ate a bag of hot Cheetahs.
Speaker 4: I get you walked like a baby, and you like
Speaker 4: so earnestly handed it to me, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't want it.
Speaker 1: But please take this fucking met.
Speaker 4: You had like fear in your eyes.
Speaker 1: I know it was. It actually fucked me up.
Speaker 3: I looked at it and I was like, this is
Speaker 3: too much like all the oils and like guts coming
Speaker 3: out of this is like it's rancid. I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't do this, So I gave it away. I
Speaker 3: pounded it off and ate my bag of Cheetos and
Speaker 3: I'm going back to eating Red.
Speaker 2: You say that every episode Blue. Maybe he never tapped
Speaker 2: into the blue. You're red at heart.
Speaker 4: I can't wait, Like.
Speaker 1: Politically, something scary happened to me in Red Light. I'm
Speaker 1: scared of you.
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't mean like I mean you're red
Speaker 2: like at heart, like politically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are on you. Yeah, I can't wait for
Speaker 4: your green week and then you'll actually fucking vegetables.
Speaker 1: Drew does not don't you're not lying on my name.
Speaker 2: Cauliflower doused and like.
Speaker 3: I ate was for one of the meals with my
Speaker 3: parents while they were here, all I ate was just
Speaker 3: literally wilted spinach. I was like, I need to eat
Speaker 3: something green, so I.
Speaker 2: Ate you ate old spinach? My god nutrients when it's old.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1: So toxic for me. I just like can't win.
Speaker 3: I'm constantly attacked, I'm constantly berated, I'm constantly questioned.
Speaker 1: My reality is fake. I'm always lying. What else is Sarah?
Speaker 1: It's ad it to the list.
Speaker 2: Your hair looks really good. Thank you. You are like belligerately insane.
Speaker 3: No, I feel insane, Like I'm I haven't gotten over
Speaker 3: the fact that like y'all aren't actually real and this
Speaker 3: is all just like I'm stuck in purgatory because it
Speaker 3: isn't like hell, Like I'm not stuck in hell because
Speaker 3: this isn't bad, but it's very neutral.
Speaker 1: What's the happiest you've ever been?
Speaker 2: Mm?
Speaker 5: Hmmm, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hear.
Speaker 2: With you? Is that what you want me to say? No,
Speaker 2: when I'm with you, I'm like at my lowest, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like the closest to like hell, I think I
Speaker 2: could get wow wow wow wow oh wow.
Speaker 1: No, honestly fair.
Speaker 2: When's the happiest you've been.
Speaker 1: When your body when I got eleven kills in Fortnite?
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. Actually, okay, I haven't spoken about this
Speaker 2: because it literally happened in the span of the past week.
Speaker 2: I started playing Fortnite and I had never really played
Speaker 2: it other than like maybe one time at thirty profusely
Speaker 2: for No, I make fun of you for Call of Duty,
Speaker 2: and I still make fun of that. But I just
Speaker 2: never played it because like that building ship is too
Speaker 2: fucking much, Like you're asking me to kill bitches and
Speaker 2: build stuff, Like, no, what is this real life? Like
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it? But I started playing? Why did
Speaker 2: I even play? I think.
Speaker 1: You were your friend wanted to play it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so we had friends who wanted to play,
Speaker 2: and I just saw them playing and I was like,
Speaker 2: I want to play, like I don't know, like I've
Speaker 2: just never played.
Speaker 1: I guess it's cool. But if I think it's cool,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Felt left out because then like the whole friend groups
Speaker 2: started talking about Fortnite, and I was like, bitchnuck this game,
Speaker 2: Like I want to be a part of something. So
Speaker 2: I played around and then I was like decent at it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, also, if I'm decent at anything,
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of it. Like if I'm like
Speaker 2: good immediately and it doesn't take anything, I'm addicted to
Speaker 2: it because it's like instagratification.
Speaker 3: I just can't get enough. So then I literally think
Speaker 3: about it every night and day.
Speaker 2: By night and day, I'm a dictated just gang in.
Speaker 2: I just can't g in.
Speaker 1: Fortnite.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I've just been playing it literally every single day,
Speaker 2: and it's actually really bad. I played like for two
Speaker 2: hours anywhere from two to three hours straight.
Speaker 3: But now you get it, You're like, oh, like this
Speaker 3: time I would probably be spending on my iPhone, Like
Speaker 3: at least I'm playing a video game killing that not
Speaker 3: how I feel.
Speaker 2: How I feel this, Oh my god, Like no matter
Speaker 2: what I'm doing, I'm looking at a screen. You said
Speaker 2: it once is like The idea that we can even
Speaker 2: get away from our screens is so stupid because like
Speaker 2: people who are like like when I deleted TikTok and
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, like I'm just like consuming less. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm bitch, and now I'm just watching bitches and movies.
Speaker 2: Like I'm still watching bitches.
Speaker 3: It just because I'm razy how much screens are in
Speaker 3: our life. Like there's one, two, three, four, or five
Speaker 3: six screens.
Speaker 2: In this in this room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, six screens, and I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: One when I run away, don't fuck the same thing.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at one right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, when me and Inya run away, we'll probably go
Speaker 3: our separate ways, but we'll run away just like act
Speaker 3: like nothing happened, maybe like download some episodes and start
Speaker 3: an AI bought of us doing emergency inter come, so
Speaker 3: it looks like we didn't run away.
Speaker 2: We'll just have like a prolonged tip jar. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: we'll have a separated tip jar so that becomes competition
Speaker 2: and it like separates me and Drew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we could like run away. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that sounds so fucking good to just like not exist,
Speaker 1: Like if I could literally just like just.
Speaker 3: Not exist, not like like die, but just like ceased
Speaker 3: to exist for like a year, like like pause the
Speaker 3: world for a year.
Speaker 2: I always say that, But then when I'm like in
Speaker 2: the house doing nothing for two days in a row,
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, all right, let's let's let's get
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm you know, it's real for me because
Speaker 3: I can sit in the house.
Speaker 1: I have sat in the house and literally not leave
Speaker 1: for two weeks. Like that's the craziest vibe. Well, it's
Speaker 1: very real for me.
Speaker 2: Well, now you have to because the world is ending,
Speaker 2: and that's why we can end this episode. The world
Speaker 2: is ending, so make sure you watch all of that.
Speaker 1: It's it's come full circle. It's come full circle.
Speaker 3: I've always been like I've always been like something biggest
Speaker 3: coming in the world is ending, and now you're saying
Speaker 3: it with me.
Speaker 1: And you used to make no.
Speaker 2: I was no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I love you guys, thank you for watching it. And
Speaker 1: something big is coming.
Speaker 2: She said, I didn't set you something big is coming.
Speaker 3: You just said it right there, Something big is coming,
Speaker 3: bitch's media.
Speaker 2: I like, the thing is any do shit like that
Speaker 2: to me? I actually want to hit you so bad.
Speaker 1: Just one of these days.
Speaker 3: Just hit me, like, just please hit me me that
Speaker 3: fucking audio.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm going about. Also, wait before we end,
Speaker 2: this is a really important note. I guess I felt
Speaker 2: the need to write down to mention the podcast. Sometimes
Speaker 2: when I'm pooping, it feels like it's going up my spine.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when I'm pooping, I like poop the log out
Speaker 3: and then I suck it back in and then now
Speaker 3: I keep doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I do that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah it feels good. It hits my prostagos are so
Speaker 1: fucking weird.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they're gonna make that into an A twenty
Speaker 3: four milm.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's a milm?
Speaker 1: It's like a It's like a movie film movie. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: this is something.
Speaker 3: This is the craziest vibe I ever saw in my
Speaker 3: life on TikTok, the craziest vibe I've ever seen. Someone
Speaker 3: was literally watching my YouTube videos with their therapist, like
Speaker 3: watching my videos with their therapists, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: this is so sick. I was like, that makes me
Speaker 3: want to get a therapist just to hang out and
Speaker 3: watch me on the YouTube screen.
Speaker 2: That sounds like, Okay, you're a fucking narcissist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's does sound like a vibe.
Speaker 3: And then they also posted one of them playing like
Speaker 3: a card game with their therapists and then watching Emergency
Speaker 3: unterercom and I was like, maybe stop watching us if
Speaker 3: you want to get better.
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't seem like we're helping.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: But I was like, that is such a vibe and
Speaker 3: I love that so much. But yeah, there's like a
Speaker 3: few videos that I saw recently of myself on TikTok
Speaker 3: that I was like, damn, I like, I'm so sick.
Speaker 3: There's just been a lot of content on me recently
Speaker 3: on there, Like the truth is actually spreading yea, Like
Speaker 3: the druth is spreading. Like you want the truth, but
Speaker 3: you can't fucking handle the truth, but the truth is spreading,
Speaker 3: so you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna have to learn to cope.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, yeasm is spreading. Kind of
Speaker 4: say something really quick, Oh my god, what the du
Speaker 4: You're so fucking sick.
Speaker 1: Dude, thank you. Kay.
Speaker 3: I want to say this too, like from the bottom
Speaker 3: of my heart. We can't even like cut it out.
Speaker 1: The video, but I love you.
Speaker 4: I love You're like so sick this is this feels
Speaker 4: so cool.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that's him because he said something nice
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 4: No? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, I know my friend really well. I think that's
Speaker 2: what's happening. I think you're being tricked.
Speaker 4: To giving Let me try something, let me trust look
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 2: He's doing he's fast.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna try something.
Speaker 2: And Drew gets caught in a lot, he passes out.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna trust something, Drew. Yeah, uh, you fucking suck.
Speaker 2: Oh he's just rebooting. Oh god, why would you slap
Speaker 2: him on the bare ass?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: How did you get your pants down?
Speaker 1: That got a big stinky bit. It's hard.
Speaker 2: It came up really fast.
Speaker 4: That's what I was, pulling my pants down in point
Speaker 4: one seconds, just jumping to my face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Media of the Week. I saw Sonic two.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. It made me fucking crack up. I
Speaker 2: think Sonic and Tails are gonna have sex soon. Lit
Speaker 2: and then for music is awas de Marco Marto I
Speaker 2: don't know at least Regina and Antonio Carlos, I don't
Speaker 2: know his last name. And then first Songs, I already
Speaker 2: started a song. Sorry, I'm like actually passing away. I'm
Speaker 2: not even fuck kidding right now. I'm like actually losing it.
Speaker 2: Only were You by Fleetwood Mac, which I've said before,
Speaker 2: but I'm saying it again. Everybody's talking Harry Nielsen.
Speaker 4: Everybody's talk me, yeah, say.
Speaker 2: And then Breakage by Saria Lah Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: My media of the week is twelve Stout Street by
Speaker 3: RX Poppy and Good God, Blessed the Child by Billy Holliday,
Speaker 3: Stars to the Rainbow by Young Mean and Tyboid Digital.
Speaker 4: Damn, Oh my god, did she hit her head really hard?
Speaker 4: I saw it. Let me just keep going. I guess.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did that kind of hurt? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: I want you to lay on top of me tonight.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows any idea or no.
Speaker 3: I just said that. One fondly eulogizing sleep by Bedweather
Speaker 3: is another good vibe, like put all your.
Speaker 2: Weight on me, No, because I'll sit on your wiener.
Speaker 1: No, just do it here, let me readdress.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna break your legs.
Speaker 1: And then that's in my femur just snapped, you're shaking group, babe?
Speaker 2: Who's texting you?
Speaker 1: That's just my text tone? Oh okay, my pastor what what?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Really who's texting you right now?
Speaker 1: I'm healing my pastor is texting me?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna answer it? Like what if someone needs tell?
Speaker 3: So Rand, each of those was a different person. I
Speaker 3: finished my show The Good Place, Who's Good? It was like, No,
Speaker 3: it was like incredibly mid but I did cry at
Speaker 3: the end because I was like, I'm so attached to
Speaker 3: these characters, and like it did make me really existential
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh my god, like if there
Speaker 3: is a heaven or hell, like heaven becomes hell at
Speaker 3: some point because like everything good is always happening all
Speaker 3: the time, like in infinity. Like the reason why life
Speaker 3: is so fun and good.
Speaker 2: All the time it is because there's murder.
Speaker 1: No, it's because there's like we have like a reason
Speaker 1: to live, which is death.
Speaker 3: Like that's like the ultimate reason for life, and like
Speaker 3: there's none of that in like hell or heaven theoretically,
Speaker 3: So like it freaked me the funk out and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, like even after we die,
Speaker 3: we're still gonna be alive. And I was like I
Speaker 3: don't want to be alive even after I die.
Speaker 2: That's a good way to end the episode, all right,
Speaker 2: thank you happening so much for watching. It's okay, we're
Speaker 2: not monetized anyway. Play whatever you want. Oh he's chucking
Speaker 2: himself all right, Bye guys,