WEBVTT - Limo Bank Job

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<v Speaker 1>For those of you out there who own a car

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<v Speaker 1>in a home, you know more than anyone else. Those

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<v Speaker 1>things didn't just fall into your lap. You made it

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<v Speaker 1>all happen by staying on your grind and working for

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<v Speaker 1>And now it's time let's stay Farm do the work

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<v Speaker 1>of protecting it with your own personal state farm agent,

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<v Speaker 1>because they understand just how much your home and car

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<v Speaker 1>mean to you. And we'll always be there to help

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<v Speaker 1>you when you need him. Stay Farm, here to help

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<v Speaker 1>the hustle go right, and here to help life go right. Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>you did the dog thing, you o. He was out

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<v Speaker 1>the gate, smart Joseph was. But man, man, are you

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<v Speaker 1>bro bro bro bro bro bro bro BROA. We did

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<v Speaker 1>not expect to to do this well in this game,

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<v Speaker 1>but you were showing out. Nephew. You really are popping

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<v Speaker 1>him up. We moved for him. I mean, we get

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<v Speaker 1>credit where credit is due, Junior. But I mean we're

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<v Speaker 1>all surprised. Game Show Network, Ja, Yes, we're all stunned.

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<v Speaker 1>We really are. Tommy, you're doing your trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>a subcrowd of competition, all right. Well, coming up at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the hour, right about four minutes after

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<v Speaker 1>it's today's Strawberry Letter and the subject what do y'all

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm rid of? For Jeopardy that you got? You

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<v Speaker 1>had to know the questions on that one. Nothing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll take five hundred with no all um, all right, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Subject for the Strawberry Letter today is no kissing and

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<v Speaker 1>no loving. Here is the king of pranks though, with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call, what you got naphew mo? Limo

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<v Speaker 1>bank job, limo bank job? Running that game? Good afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you I'm trying to get cecil get this season?

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<v Speaker 1>See some one of my boys game your number? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody elsewer.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to call that about six seven times. They

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<v Speaker 1>keep rolling over to it like go to a voicemail

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<v Speaker 1>or okay, okay, brother, what's your name? Monday? And Tony? Okay, listen, Tony,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta custom in the back. Let me get them happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you you got a few moments? Let me get

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<v Speaker 1>the dough form and all hold the phone. All right, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thank you have a good evening. Alright, ton, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Yeah? Now, uh, you're saying you called the

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<v Speaker 1>main line and you just keep going to boysmail or

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<v Speaker 1>something like can you call the main line? But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm calling it last minute. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get a get a call for the night man. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what you need? Listen, we we gotta we got the suv.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta up to Dan or two. We got a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of limos white black. What you need? If I

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<v Speaker 1>could get I guess a lot of black Limons ain't

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<v Speaker 1>be cruel. Okay, we got that. We got that. What

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<v Speaker 1>time where I'm picking you up? What time? What it costs?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, for an hour? Because all I need is

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<v Speaker 1>a out where is it's sixty five hours? No, but

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<v Speaker 1>we only do three hour minimum the first three hours

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five okay, okay, okay, see that. We'll see. Say

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<v Speaker 1>so all I need is an hour? Man really like

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<v Speaker 1>forty five minutes? So do you think they will work

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<v Speaker 1>with me where you can't get them? So you're dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with me? Uh, let me see. I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do you for a hundred fifty dollars and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take k But now I want you to know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let them know everything. So I got to have

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<v Speaker 1>either credit card or received it something on the cave

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<v Speaker 1>to let them know. Because I'm not no crooked brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with

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<v Speaker 1>that work place. One fifty. I do you one fifty

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<v Speaker 1>when you pick me up, that's no problem there. When

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<v Speaker 1>am I picking you up? In it? What time? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at ninety eight Village Dry, No, I need eight

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<v Speaker 1>Village Dry, okay, when I need to? And when am

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<v Speaker 1>I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on Capital Street, downtown

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<v Speaker 1>the Capital, all right? And what time am I picking

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<v Speaker 1>you up? You could give me like at eleven forty

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<v Speaker 1>five the knight, that would be good. The forty five okay,

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<v Speaker 1>at forty five minutes to an hour you're gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>the forts fiveday next and actually twelve forty five okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good that. Um let me see and downtown Capital what

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't give an address? I don't even know the ad.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I'm going to um to Bank Bank downtown all right? Right? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you something? Uh tony right? Um? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm trying to get any business. You know, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't ask questions usually, but a banking knight's gonna be closed.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you you you're not going to work because

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta take you back. So you're dropping off of

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<v Speaker 1>something to somebody or something like. No, no, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up to see.

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<v Speaker 1>What I need you to do is just right here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in

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<v Speaker 1>there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you that a call running and we need

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<v Speaker 1>to get side of there. Wait, man, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>me to run you down to a bank admitt and

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<v Speaker 1>you're kicking something up at midnight, and I got to

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<v Speaker 1>be ready to go when you come out, me and

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<v Speaker 1>my boy when we come out of there, just when

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<v Speaker 1>when we get it, when we get back in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the limo, I need you to I need

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<v Speaker 1>you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get

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<v Speaker 1>out of there. Look here, you young brother, well how

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<v Speaker 1>old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured. Look, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like you're in some kind of shading. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that, brother, That's that's man. You know you're

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<v Speaker 1>a driver, dog, Your job is to drive. If you

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<v Speaker 1>pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>asking nobody where they're going, what's doing. You're supposed to drive.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me what I'm telling you. Once we come out

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<v Speaker 1>to break drive, let me stop. That's why I'm driving

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<v Speaker 1>stid it working somewhere else, driving because I was dignity

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<v Speaker 1>like you at one time. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know your business and really don't care

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<v Speaker 1>at this point in time. I'm not doing no crazy

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<v Speaker 1>like this it. Brother, let me tell you something. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>What you need to do is get your young into

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<v Speaker 1>some type of training school or something to find yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a job. You're gonna go down the enemy, gonna blow

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<v Speaker 1>your brains out. I ain't really trying to hear all

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<v Speaker 1>this right here. What I'm trying to do is pay

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<v Speaker 1>you this one. I'm fifty you driving me where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to go, and you ain't even back. Brothers, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't get right now, not even advice. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me. That's what's wrong with you. You're now

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<v Speaker 1>y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight taking or you

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<v Speaker 1>need to slow down because they got something you feel me.

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<v Speaker 1>They gotta cold on. Hold on, man, hold on what

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<v Speaker 1>you know? You don't know nothing? You don't know, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know what you're running. Are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be preaching the mate out? Because I've been that man

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<v Speaker 1>that's on driving a limo, Because I've been that young brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to keep you from going that because you

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<v Speaker 1>won't like it. Look at so that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to tell you at this point. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young

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<v Speaker 1>brothers to do this thumb. You watch too many of

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<v Speaker 1>the movies or something. Brother, You need to get your place,

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<v Speaker 1>because they got a place for you. So let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something. They read my five ready anything my

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<v Speaker 1>mama told me. They didn't want me to know. They

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<v Speaker 1>cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked at

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<v Speaker 1>me every night when they wanted to had me gubage

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<v Speaker 1>that I had to eat or die. You ain't ready

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<v Speaker 1>for that, man, You ain't ready for what. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he got your land. Your brothers don't know what going

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<v Speaker 1>on out here. You got it too easy. See now

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about going down. They're robbing the bank. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no bank ropper. You'll sound like no thudal with

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<v Speaker 1>a remo. The way you're going, you ain't making nothing

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<v Speaker 1>because they were blowing you on your I wan't about

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<v Speaker 1>their paper. You don't understand that. And you show you

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<v Speaker 1>ready for no jail because I say one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>to you that yeah, what is it? All I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. And you're going card.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't got me the frank phone call you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a who you are. If you around with

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<v Speaker 1>them folks downtown, they're gonna blow you where. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get your hundred years under the jail. Do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just hear what I just said? Though? What

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<v Speaker 1>you said something about with my partner? You know I

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the

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<v Speaker 1>other another driver, Cordell got me the plant phone call

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<v Speaker 1>you if you time, Oh you mean Steve Harvey on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. No man, no, no, no, this is are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? Name? He see? So your boy Cordell got

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<v Speaker 1>me to pray phone call you man, I'm gonna get that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get that when you lit my fire man,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you know that? I mean my fight moved Howard.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a be careful. He's a big seve. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>been he's been down there. He didn't done some time.

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<v Speaker 1>Been that man. Come down, baby, come down, man. I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more question to ask you, man, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land. I want the Nephew Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>me and your boy Cordell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get here. And if I haven't meet you, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>I oh you want to you too much? Fourth and fifth,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say it again. August third, Fourth and fifth

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<v Speaker 1>and Nephew was at the Star Dome, Birmingham, Alabama, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the biggest and badest comedy club in the country,

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<v Speaker 1>The Star Dome. If you're in that area, are around

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<v Speaker 1>the way, get your tickets because the fool is coming

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<v Speaker 1>and uh ignorance only comes around once every two or

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<v Speaker 1>three years, and I come, stupidity is on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think about that? Ignorositygnor? We live with

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<v Speaker 1>it every day. So we understand. Hey, thank you, Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up the Strawberry letters, subject no kissing and no loving.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back at the top of the hour. Right

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<v Speaker 1>after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.