Speaker 1: For those of you out there who own a car
Speaker 1: in a home, you know more than anyone else. Those
Speaker 1: things didn't just fall into your lap. You made it
Speaker 1: all happen by staying on your grind and working for
Speaker 1: And now it's time let's stay Farm do the work
Speaker 1: of protecting it with your own personal state farm agent,
Speaker 1: because they understand just how much your home and car
Speaker 1: mean to you. And we'll always be there to help
Speaker 1: you when you need him. Stay Farm, here to help
Speaker 1: the hustle go right, and here to help life go right. Tommy,
Speaker 1: you did the dog thing, you o. He was out
Speaker 1: the gate, smart Joseph was. But man, man, are you
Speaker 1: bro bro bro bro bro bro bro BROA. We did
Speaker 1: not expect to to do this well in this game,
Speaker 1: but you were showing out. Nephew. You really are popping
Speaker 1: him up. We moved for him. I mean, we get
Speaker 1: credit where credit is due, Junior. But I mean we're
Speaker 1: all surprised. Game Show Network, Ja, Yes, we're all stunned.
Speaker 1: We really are. Tommy, you're doing your trying to be
Speaker 1: a subcrowd of competition, all right. Well, coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry Letter and the subject what do y'all
Speaker 1: think I'm rid of? For Jeopardy that you got? You
Speaker 1: had to know the questions on that one. Nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll take five hundred with no all um, all right, listen.
Speaker 1: Subject for the Strawberry Letter today is no kissing and
Speaker 1: no loving. Here is the king of pranks though, with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call, what you got naphew mo? Limo
Speaker 1: bank job, limo bank job? Running that game? Good afternoon.
Speaker 1: How can you I'm trying to get cecil get this season?
Speaker 1: See some one of my boys game your number? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody elsewer.
Speaker 1: I had to call that about six seven times. They
Speaker 1: keep rolling over to it like go to a voicemail
Speaker 1: or okay, okay, brother, what's your name? Monday? And Tony? Okay, listen, Tony,
Speaker 1: I gotta custom in the back. Let me get them happy.
Speaker 1: Can you you got a few moments? Let me get
Speaker 1: the dough form and all hold the phone. All right, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you have a good evening. Alright, ton, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? Now, uh, you're saying you called the
Speaker 1: main line and you just keep going to boysmail or
Speaker 1: something like can you call the main line? But you know,
Speaker 1: I know I'm calling it last minute. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get a get a call for the night man. Okay,
Speaker 1: what you need? Listen, we we gotta we got the suv.
Speaker 1: We gotta up to Dan or two. We got a
Speaker 1: couple of limos white black. What you need? If I
Speaker 1: could get I guess a lot of black Limons ain't
Speaker 1: be cruel. Okay, we got that. We got that. What
Speaker 1: time where I'm picking you up? What time? What it costs?
Speaker 1: You know, for an hour? Because all I need is
Speaker 1: a out where is it's sixty five hours? No, but
Speaker 1: we only do three hour minimum the first three hours
Speaker 1: sixty five okay, okay, okay, see that. We'll see. Say
Speaker 1: so all I need is an hour? Man really like
Speaker 1: forty five minutes? So do you think they will work
Speaker 1: with me where you can't get them? So you're dealing
Speaker 1: with me? Uh, let me see. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: I'll do you for a hundred fifty dollars and I'll
Speaker 1: take k But now I want you to know. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let them know everything. So I got to have
Speaker 1: either credit card or received it something on the cave
Speaker 1: to let them know. Because I'm not no crooked brother.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with
Speaker 1: that work place. One fifty. I do you one fifty
Speaker 1: when you pick me up, that's no problem there. When
Speaker 1: am I picking you up? In it? What time? All right?
Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village Dry, No, I need eight
Speaker 1: Village Dry, okay, when I need to? And when am
Speaker 1: I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on Capital Street, downtown
Speaker 1: the Capital, all right? And what time am I picking
Speaker 1: you up? You could give me like at eleven forty
Speaker 1: five the knight, that would be good. The forty five okay,
Speaker 1: at forty five minutes to an hour you're gonna need
Speaker 1: the forts fiveday next and actually twelve forty five okay,
Speaker 1: good that. Um let me see and downtown Capital what
Speaker 1: you didn't give an address? I don't even know the ad.
Speaker 1: Just I'm going to um to Bank Bank downtown all right? Right? Um?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you something? Uh tony right? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to get any business. You know, we
Speaker 1: don't ask questions usually, but a banking knight's gonna be closed.
Speaker 1: I mean you you you're not going to work because
Speaker 1: I gotta take you back. So you're dropping off of
Speaker 1: something to somebody or something like. No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up to see.
Speaker 1: What I need you to do is just right here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man,
Speaker 1: I need you that a call running and we need
Speaker 1: to get side of there. Wait, man, you have to
Speaker 1: me to run you down to a bank admitt and
Speaker 1: you're kicking something up at midnight, and I got to
Speaker 1: be ready to go when you come out, me and
Speaker 1: my boy when we come out of there, just when
Speaker 1: when we get it, when we get back in the
Speaker 1: back of the limo, I need you to I need
Speaker 1: you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get
Speaker 1: out of there. Look here, you young brother, well how
Speaker 1: old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured. Look, hey, man,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're in some kind of shading. I
Speaker 1: don't do that, brother, That's that's man. You know you're
Speaker 1: a driver, dog, Your job is to drive. If you
Speaker 1: pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: asking nobody where they're going, what's doing. You're supposed to drive.
Speaker 1: Let me what I'm telling you. Once we come out
Speaker 1: to break drive, let me stop. That's why I'm driving
Speaker 1: stid it working somewhere else, driving because I was dignity
Speaker 1: like you at one time. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: But I don't know your business and really don't care
Speaker 1: at this point in time. I'm not doing no crazy
Speaker 1: like this it. Brother, let me tell you something. Man.
Speaker 1: What you need to do is get your young into
Speaker 1: some type of training school or something to find yourself
Speaker 1: a job. You're gonna go down the enemy, gonna blow
Speaker 1: your brains out. I ain't really trying to hear all
Speaker 1: this right here. What I'm trying to do is pay
Speaker 1: you this one. I'm fifty you driving me where I'm
Speaker 1: trying to go, and you ain't even back. Brothers, you
Speaker 1: can't get right now, not even advice. You need to
Speaker 1: listen to me. That's what's wrong with you. You're now
Speaker 1: y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight taking or you
Speaker 1: need to slow down because they got something you feel me.
Speaker 1: They gotta cold on. Hold on, man, hold on what
Speaker 1: you know? You don't know nothing? You don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I need to know what you're running. Are you gonna
Speaker 1: be preaching the mate out? Because I've been that man
Speaker 1: that's on driving a limo, Because I've been that young brother.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep you from going that because you
Speaker 1: won't like it. Look at so that. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you at this point. First of all,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young
Speaker 1: brothers to do this thumb. You watch too many of
Speaker 1: the movies or something. Brother, You need to get your place,
Speaker 1: because they got a place for you. So let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. They read my five ready anything my
Speaker 1: mama told me. They didn't want me to know. They
Speaker 1: cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked at
Speaker 1: me every night when they wanted to had me gubage
Speaker 1: that I had to eat or die. You ain't ready
Speaker 1: for that, man, You ain't ready for what. I think
Speaker 1: he got your land. Your brothers don't know what going
Speaker 1: on out here. You got it too easy. See now
Speaker 1: you're talking about going down. They're robbing the bank. You
Speaker 1: ain't no bank ropper. You'll sound like no thudal with
Speaker 1: a remo. The way you're going, you ain't making nothing
Speaker 1: because they were blowing you on your I wan't about
Speaker 1: their paper. You don't understand that. And you show you
Speaker 1: ready for no jail because I say one more thing
Speaker 1: to you that yeah, what is it? All I want
Speaker 1: to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew
Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. And you're going card.
Speaker 1: They don't got me the frank phone call you. I
Speaker 1: don't give a who you are. If you around with
Speaker 1: them folks downtown, they're gonna blow you where. They're gonna
Speaker 1: get your hundred years under the jail. Do you do?
Speaker 1: Did you just hear what I just said? Though? What
Speaker 1: you said something about with my partner? You know I
Speaker 1: I don't, no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew
Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the
Speaker 1: other another driver, Cordell got me the plant phone call
Speaker 1: you if you time, Oh you mean Steve Harvey on
Speaker 1: the radio. No man, no, no, no, this is are
Speaker 1: you serious? Name? He see? So your boy Cordell got
Speaker 1: me to pray phone call you man, I'm gonna get that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that when you lit my fire man,
Speaker 1: don't you know that? I mean my fight moved Howard.
Speaker 1: He's a be careful. He's a big seve. So he's
Speaker 1: been he's been down there. He didn't done some time.
Speaker 1: Been that man. Come down, baby, come down, man. I
Speaker 1: got one more question to ask you, man, what's the
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. I want the Nephew Tommy,
Speaker 1: but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,
Speaker 1: me and your boy Cordell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get here. And if I haven't meet you, brother,
Speaker 1: I oh you want to you too much? Fourth and fifth,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again. August third, Fourth and fifth
Speaker 1: and Nephew was at the Star Dome, Birmingham, Alabama, one
Speaker 1: of the biggest and badest comedy club in the country,
Speaker 1: The Star Dome. If you're in that area, are around
Speaker 1: the way, get your tickets because the fool is coming
Speaker 1: and uh ignorance only comes around once every two or
Speaker 1: three years, and I come, stupidity is on the way.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Ignorositygnor? We live with
Speaker 1: it every day. So we understand. Hey, thank you, Tommy.
Speaker 1: Coming up the Strawberry letters, subject no kissing and no loving.
Speaker 1: We'll be back at the top of the hour. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.