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Speaker 1: And now it's time let's stay Farm do the work

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Speaker 1: the hustle go right, and here to help life go right. Tommy,

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Speaker 1: you did the dog thing, you o. He was out

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Speaker 1: the gate, smart Joseph was. But man, man, are you

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Speaker 1: bro bro bro bro bro bro bro BROA. We did

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Speaker 1: but you were showing out. Nephew. You really are popping

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Speaker 1: We really are. Tommy, you're doing your trying to be

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Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry Letter and the subject what do y'all

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Speaker 1: think I'm rid of? For Jeopardy that you got? You

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Speaker 1: Subject for the Strawberry Letter today is no kissing and

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Speaker 1: no loving. Here is the king of pranks though, with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call, what you got naphew mo? Limo

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Speaker 1: bank job, limo bank job? Running that game? Good afternoon.

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Speaker 1: How can you I'm trying to get cecil get this season?

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Speaker 1: See some one of my boys game your number? Man,

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Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?

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Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody elsewer.

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Speaker 1: I had to call that about six seven times. They

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Speaker 1: keep rolling over to it like go to a voicemail

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Speaker 1: or okay, okay, brother, what's your name? Monday? And Tony? Okay, listen, Tony,

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Speaker 1: I gotta custom in the back. Let me get them happy.

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Speaker 1: Can you you got a few moments? Let me get

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Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? Now, uh, you're saying you called the

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Speaker 1: main line and you just keep going to boysmail or

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Speaker 1: something like can you call the main line? But you know,

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Speaker 1: I know I'm calling it last minute. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: what you need? Listen, we we gotta we got the suv.

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Speaker 1: We gotta up to Dan or two. We got a

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Speaker 1: be cruel. Okay, we got that. We got that. What

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Speaker 1: time where I'm picking you up? What time? What it costs?

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Speaker 1: You know, for an hour? Because all I need is

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Speaker 1: a out where is it's sixty five hours? No, but

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Speaker 1: sixty five okay, okay, okay, see that. We'll see. Say

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Speaker 1: so all I need is an hour? Man really like

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes? So do you think they will work

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with

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Speaker 1: old you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured. Look, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: a job. You're gonna go down the enemy, gonna blow

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Speaker 1: They gotta cold on. Hold on, man, hold on what

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Speaker 1: you know? You don't know nothing? You don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: I need to know what you're running. Are you gonna

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Speaker 1: that's on driving a limo, Because I've been that young brother.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young

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Speaker 1: because they got a place for you. So let me

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Speaker 1: you're talking about going down. They're robbing the bank. You

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Speaker 1: ain't no bank ropper. You'll sound like no thudal with

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Speaker 1: because they were blowing you on your I wan't about

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Speaker 1: ready for no jail because I say one more thing

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Speaker 1: to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. And you're going card.

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Speaker 1: They don't got me the frank phone call you. I

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Speaker 1: Did you just hear what I just said? Though? What

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Speaker 1: I don't, no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the

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Speaker 1: other another driver, Cordell got me the plant phone call

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Speaker 1: you serious? Name? He see? So your boy Cordell got

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that when you lit my fire man,

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Speaker 1: don't you know that? I mean my fight moved Howard.

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. I want the Nephew Tommy,

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Speaker 1: but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby,

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Speaker 1: me and your boy Cordell got you. Yeah. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: I oh you want to you too much? Fourth and fifth,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again. August third, Fourth and fifth

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Speaker 1: and Nephew was at the Star Dome, Birmingham, Alabama, one

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Speaker 1: of the biggest and badest comedy club in the country,

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Speaker 1: The Star Dome. If you're in that area, are around

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Speaker 1: the way, get your tickets because the fool is coming

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Speaker 1: and uh ignorance only comes around once every two or

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Speaker 1: three years, and I come, stupidity is on the way.

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Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Ignorositygnor? We live with

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Speaker 1: Coming up the Strawberry letters, subject no kissing and no loving.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back at the top of the hour. Right

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Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.