1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: Condoms and condiments. It's one more thing. I'm marriage and mayonnaise. 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: Stay with us before we get to add a couple 3 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 1: of things. One picking up my son's first car today. 4 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 1: But so, we were looking at this car on Facebook 5 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: to truck. Actually, we're looking at this truck on Facebook Marketplace, 6 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: and I wanted to because he wants to do some 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: things to his vehicle once he starts working. He wants 8 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 1: to lower it and tint the windows. Because you gotta 9 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: be a cool kid. So I asked chat GPT, I said, 10 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:40,240 Speaker 1: take this truck, the picture of it, and I said, 11 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: show it to me lowered with the windows tinted, And 12 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 1: in like ten seconds, it gave it to me. 13 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 2: I thought, that was so cool. 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 3: It's just amazing that you can do that. 15 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 2: Wow, that's nuts, it is nuts. 16 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 4: I did that recently. But the front of my home. 17 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 5: I wanted to hang a flag in a particular spot, 18 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 5: went outside, took a picture in front of my house, 19 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 5: exact same thing, and I was like, having it done immediately. 20 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 2: Wow. 21 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:05,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to remember that for stuff. Yeah, very handy. 22 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 3: So there are words I won't say I'm uncomfortable saying. 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 3: There are quite a few of them. I've mentioned on 24 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 3: the radio show. There was one today. Uh, Hanson put 25 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 3: together a bit about this. I haven't heard this yet. 26 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, just well, here we go. Tharson dildos. Farson dildos. 27 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 2: That's right. I won't see either one of those two words. 28 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,119 Speaker 2: Jack Wong say Tharson dildos. 29 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 3: He is making me so uncomfortable. 30 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 2: Arsen dildo. 31 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 4: I quit. 32 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,559 Speaker 2: That is just his way. 33 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: I won't say either one of those words. That there 34 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: are words too. But I'm picturing Hansen up like four 35 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Well, of course he's up there anyway, 36 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: but like all night long, produce it with wild red 37 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: rimmed eyes. 38 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 2: Producing those wacky songs all night long. So amused as 39 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 2: an alternate version. 40 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 3: By the way, Okay, farts in dol dose, oh boy, martzenda. 41 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:14,239 Speaker 2: As the first. Uh. 42 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: The title of this story is a giant tub of 43 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: mayonnaise married my friends. Uh. It's it's about well it 44 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: would just whacky, but it's about sponsored weddings. Like if 45 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: you're Beyonce or one of your big influencers online, you'll 46 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: have like Dolce and Gabbana or Tiffany or somebody sponsor 47 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: your wedding and it'll be amazing and beautiful, and you'll, 48 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: you know, post online and everybody scratches. Everybody else does, 49 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 1: meaning like Tiffany might provide the ring because you're gonna 50 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: mention it and they feel like it's worth all the 51 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: jewelry or whatever, and you post a bunch of pictures 52 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: and yeah, it's a trade thing and and and pretty 53 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: pretty common on the super high end. 54 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 2: I'm an online presence thing. 55 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: But this article is about like the second to fourth 56 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: tier of this, including this one couple. Heather and Nick 57 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: beat out three dozen other couples for a wedding officiated 58 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: by Manny Mayo, the Hellman's Mayonnaise mascot, and a giant 59 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: tub of mayonnaise actually presided over the ceremony for her friends. 60 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 2: It's like a fairy tale reck sss. 61 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 3: So that's interesting. So they're not organically famous, but they 62 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 3: came up with a wacky enough version you just mentioned 63 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 3: it here that it would get mentioned in news outlets 64 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 3: in the mayonnaise people recognize that. So if you can 65 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 3: be creative enough, you could come up with something. 66 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, they were actually recruited, but they got 67 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: a thirty minute ceremony, two hour party. Although the Unilever 68 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,839 Speaker 1: that makes craft stuff, I guess, or Helman's, I should say, 69 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: handed down the dress code like an overbearing mother in law. 70 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: No neon, no wild patterns. They provided a palette of 71 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: acceptable Hellman's colors like I would imagine if I ever 72 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: got married again, I could say, we'll get married in 73 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile if you'll pay for them 74 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: wedding right right, yeah, And this is my favorite part. 75 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: We were given two weeks to get to Vegas a 76 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: strict dress code and had to waive our quote moral rights. What, 77 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: oh my god, what are they going to do to us? 78 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: I feel like I did that a long time ago. 79 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of nights I did, certainly. Yeah. 80 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: So uh. Anyway, they mentioned the average cost of a 81 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: wedding in twenty twenty five is thirty six thousand dollars 82 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: online wedding. 83 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 2: Planner blah blah blah. 84 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 1: Woh, and about thirty percent of couples cover the full 85 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 1: cost themselves. 86 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: You know. 87 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 1: I was just talking to that about that with a 88 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 1: couple of friends who were of daughters getting married age, 89 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:54,119 Speaker 1: and everybody agreed, let's have a nice wedding with close 90 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: friends and family. We'll throw a real nice party and 91 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 1: I'll write your check for fifty grand or whatever the 92 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: number is in your social circle. And instead of like 93 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 1: doing the fairy book princess thing. I know it sounds great, 94 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: but a down payment on a house. 95 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 3: Or even if you don't do that, just don't spend 96 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 3: the money on the fancy wedding and have a small 97 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 3: wedding and period, because there's no relationship between wedding opulence 98 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 3: and lifetime happiness, at least nobody's ever documented one. 99 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 2: Wow, that'd be a hell of a study to conduct. 100 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: I'd like to I'd be shocked. I'd be shocked if 101 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: it's not inversely related. Based on my life experience, Yeah, 102 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: I can't dispute that the more fancy the wedding, the 103 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 1: less likely they stay married or are happy. 104 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 5: Katie, I had the big wedding, and you know, I mean, 105 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 5: I've been married for what almost I'm sure. 106 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 2: I'm sure I didn't say that. No, there's not a 107 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 2: one to one relationship. 108 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 5: I'm just thinking about I was thinking about the day itself, 109 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 5: and like the guests and all, like the things that 110 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 5: are still I mean, four years down the road, I 111 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 5: still have people that are hassling me. 112 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 4: Because they weren't invited. 113 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 5: Oh wow, and it makes me go Okay, Drew and 114 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 5: I totally could have done this with a small group, 115 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 5: and it would have been preferable, honestly, looking back. 116 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 3: I know an acquaintance. So he and his wife were 117 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 3: headed down the road to a Biggish wedding which they 118 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 3: were going to pay for themselves. I paid for mind myself, 119 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 3: but they're going to pay for themselves. And at some 120 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 3: point he said to her like, do you think we 121 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 3: really ought to do this? And they completely changed gears, 122 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 3: Like wait, before they'd spend all the money, but they're 123 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 3: headed toward the whole thing, and they changed gears. And 124 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 3: they did it in their barn, on their property with 125 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 3: Kentucky Fried Chicken buckets, and like did it for hundreds 126 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 3: of dollars. 127 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 4: Awesome. 128 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 2: But I wouldn't. 129 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: Well, you know, this is our prejudices coming to the fore. 130 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,600 Speaker 1: But if a friend of mine announce said, or his 131 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 1: kids did or something that would be a positive to me, 132 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: absolutely I would think good for you. 133 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 3: I wouldn't judge god, millionaires, anybody who would think how 134 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 3: embarrassing Kentucky Fried Chicken? 135 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? 136 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 4: No, what is embarrassing. 137 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 5: Is the chick that I know that just dropped easily 138 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 5: two hundred grand on a wedding that was embarrassing. 139 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 2: Wouldn't be hard to do? Yeah? Oh wow, I'm going, well, 140 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 2: you got to have it to drop it off? Sure? 141 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 4: Oh yeah. 142 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 1: So this couple that had the mayonnaise wedding. In their application, 143 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 1: they revealed that they first bonded over their disdain for 144 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: dry sandwiches. I'm a sauceman, Heather told Nick. Not a transgender, 145 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: just a play on words there. From then on they 146 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: called themselves the Saucemans. Each Christmas, Heather makes a sauce 147 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: themed ornament for their tree, and in their application to 148 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 1: be married by a giant jar of mayonnaise, they showed 149 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: an onion ring being slipped on a chicken finger as 150 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: evidence of their commitment to each other. 151 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 4: And it's just it, this just turned into something I 152 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 4: can't stand. 153 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too much. 154 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 5: The whole thing just took a turn. Yeah, the Sauceman's 155 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 5: shut up. 156 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: Thirty seven couples applied, but my friend's application stood out. 157 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: This journalist rights for the unique and heartfelt roles sauces 158 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 1: play in their relationship. 159 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 5: I think I was at a bar in Oakland in 160 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 5: the Bay Area one night, and it's kind of a 161 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,079 Speaker 5: bit like a German bar, and they had all these 162 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 5: different spreads and mustards and whatnot. And the girl was 163 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,760 Speaker 5: hassling the bar tender because one of this mustards was 164 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 5: not spicy and she had ordered a spicy mustard. And 165 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 5: I'll never forget it. She leaned over and she went, 166 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 5: trust me, we're sauce people. 167 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 1: We're sauce people. 168 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's that. 169 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 5: That might this story might have triggered that to me. 170 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 5: But oh wow, we're sauce people. 171 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: I'd want to follow them home and study them for 172 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, study them at the university level. 173 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,960 Speaker 2: As a line on Seinfeld had. 174 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:14,559 Speaker 1: It, I don't live in this world. I've never lived 175 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 1: in this world, and I'm never going to live in 176 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 1: this world. But I do know people who live in 177 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 1: the world where if your daughter was getting married, it 178 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: would be you would considered a bad look on you. 179 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: If her wedding wasn't super fancy and expensive and all 180 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 1: your friends know it. I mean, that would be very 181 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: important to you. And if like somebody else in your 182 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: neighborhood had a fancier wedding. 183 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 2: You can't have that. Luckily, I don't have to compete. 184 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,319 Speaker 2: It's so easy to not be involved in that sort 185 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 2: of stuff. 186 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 3: You can just like step out of that arena and 187 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 3: it's just I don't care. Do whatever you want. I'm 188 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 3: gonna do whatever I want. But some people are trapped 189 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 3: into that. I shouldn't say trapped. They seem to enjoy it, 190 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:55,200 Speaker 3: but uh eh, semi trapped. So the giant Jarremene mayonnaise 191 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 3: steps up and says, like chicken tender dip and chicken tenders, 192 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 3: marriage is a beautiful union of two special. 193 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 1: Flavors that just work together, all right. The audience erupted 194 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:06,959 Speaker 1: with a genuine awe. 195 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 4: Was it genuine? 196 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 3: What do you think of my plan of Uh, I 197 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 3: get married again and we do it in the Oscar 198 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,560 Speaker 3: wienermobile if they pay. 199 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 2: For it in it or like in front of it. 200 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,040 Speaker 2: We've been in it. 201 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 3: I don't think there's room in it. I guess it'd 202 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 3: be in front of it. 203 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 1: I think that's an antediotic, in demeaning idea. On top 204 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,600 Speaker 1: of it, you write it in, Yeah, that's it. You 205 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 1: write it down the aisle, you get out of it. 206 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,599 Speaker 1: And then a guy in a Wiener suit does the 207 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 1: slide down a bun shaped slide right to the altar. 208 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 2: I don't think any house. 209 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,680 Speaker 1: A god would allow that abomination to occur. 210 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:53,199 Speaker 2: What alter What am I talking about? How about this? 211 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: In a moment, you may kiss the bride, but before 212 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 1: you do, let me tell everyone about the Jiffy Lube 213 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:04,200 Speaker 1: Oil special. Well, I guess that's it.