WEBVTT - Guess Who's Moving Next Door

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, about four

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<v Speaker 1>minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the

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<v Speaker 1>subject is his family never has any money. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that. That's pretty self explanatory, right, we'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>it in just a few because right now the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>is here with today's prank phone call. But Steve, you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to say something before we got to the prank.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have to say?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I was talking about these gifts on

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<v Speaker 3>the last episode where you were doing all these fabulous

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<v Speaker 3>new Father's Day gifts. I don't know if you all noticed,

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<v Speaker 3>but all the gifts. See what you can't do on

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<v Speaker 3>Mother's Day? You can't give her Mother's Day a washing

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<v Speaker 3>dry Damn, Michael Wave, you had her a personalized Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>why was all y'all's gifts to help? Now? We got

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<v Speaker 3>a corders chain.

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<v Speaker 4>Use won't you use it?

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<v Speaker 5>No? No use for what?

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<v Speaker 3>Some day yard work?

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<v Speaker 2>Yard Jane?

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<v Speaker 4>You got this lawn chill.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're gonna need the lawn chair after we get

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<v Speaker 3>tied from doing all the damn with a yard holder age.

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<v Speaker 5>You can don't forget the cooler that ll old cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell we thirsty?

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<v Speaker 5>What your cooler is to the cooler with the wheels on.

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<v Speaker 3>It is to drag all the sodas out on the

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<v Speaker 3>beach for your damn family.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 5>You said you didn't wet shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>By your own damn pop at the beach. Why we

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<v Speaker 3>gotta drag all this pot mess down here with us.

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<v Speaker 6>You think you got the massage, you got massage that.

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<v Speaker 5>Now after your workout post recovery.

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<v Speaker 1>Use your massage gun on your muscles.

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<v Speaker 3>What's that's at y'all using that by yourself? I tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what that A kid can't do nothing but the

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<v Speaker 3>front of your leg from Why why hang up there

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<v Speaker 3>by your neck? And when up there by your neck

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<v Speaker 3>I hadn't done that, it slip off and knock all

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<v Speaker 3>your damn teeth out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just changing and thank you, thank you guys for

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<v Speaker 1>schooling me on the travel adapter, because I had a

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<v Speaker 1>whole different idea of what that was. Yeah, yeah, not

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<v Speaker 1>an ask for the dad who travels internationally. These are

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<v Speaker 1>all great convenient guests that you would use Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>My son told me.

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<v Speaker 6>My son told me fathers get to eat free on

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<v Speaker 6>on Sunday at Chick fil A. I almost knocked him

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<v Speaker 6>out the ruck, staying with Chick fil A clothes on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Dallas, for I worked the nephew was coming

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<v Speaker 6>to the Majestic that Saturday night. Tickets on sale right now,

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<v Speaker 6>Father's Day weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Come be your father with me.

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<v Speaker 1>We can do this together.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, all right, Nephew Thomas house party comedy jam. This

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<v Speaker 6>right here is guess who's moving next door? Guess who's

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<v Speaker 6>move next door?

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<v Speaker 5>Cat Dog?

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<v Speaker 4>If you would.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, I'm trying to reach uh mister is it Docan Dolan? Dolan? Dolan,

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<v Speaker 5>mister Dolan, sir? How you doing? My name is uh

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<v Speaker 5>Clifford Cliffer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? You you you live at uh check out drawn?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you want to know that?

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<v Speaker 5>Well? Actually, I'm at sixteen twenty three. I bought I

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<v Speaker 5>bought the Uh I actually bought the house that was

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<v Speaker 5>for sale next door to you.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, well, well congratulations, but how did you get my number?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? Well, actually the realtor told me that he had

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<v Speaker 5>your number because I said I wanted to reach out

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<v Speaker 5>to the neighbors next door.

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<v Speaker 2>And he told me.

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<v Speaker 5>That mister Doland was actually the person next door and

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<v Speaker 5>and uh, he didn't think you would mind meet me

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<v Speaker 5>actually getting the number.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I'll talk with the really layer. But what

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<v Speaker 2>can I do for you? Sir?

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<v Speaker 5>What? What? What? I What I wanted to know is

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<v Speaker 5>do you have any problems like living next door to

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<v Speaker 5>to to black people?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, what did you just ask me?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, like, like you know, like I said, I

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<v Speaker 5>just bought the place next door, and I wanted to know,

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<v Speaker 5>do you have any problems you know, living next door

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<v Speaker 5>with a black people?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? No, sir, I have no problem.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm assuming you're a black man, and I have no

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<v Speaker 7>problem with that. I judge people by their actions, not

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<v Speaker 7>their color.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, now do you do you do you have any

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<v Speaker 5>any black people experience? Well?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I've worked with, gone to school with, have several

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<v Speaker 7>friends of many different ethnicities.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, but what is it?

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<v Speaker 5>What's this?

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<v Speaker 2>How is this relative?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, like I say, I'm gonna be I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>be living next to you, and I'm just making sure

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<v Speaker 5>that you know, you and I can coincide or coexist

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<v Speaker 5>relative on the same block and not really have a

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<v Speaker 5>problem with one another. Basically, is what I'm trying to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, do you have a problem with white people.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, I don't have proun white people. I'm cool.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just I'm just trying to make sure you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, because me and you already have a bit

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<v Speaker 5>of a pla problem already, you know when we do. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we have a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm bothering me while on that work. What's

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<v Speaker 2>your problem?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? Well my problem is this is that, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>after purchasing the property, I went downtown to the city

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<v Speaker 5>and actually looked at, you know, the layout of this

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<v Speaker 5>entire property. And when I look at it, you actually

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<v Speaker 5>twenty five close to thirty feet over the property line.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now you look at the wrong map.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, the fifth that separates my backyard from your backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>You are thirty feet over that. That's impossible, you know, listen, and.

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<v Speaker 5>I know this is let me. Let me let me

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<v Speaker 5>tell you. I looked at you got a jacuzie in

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<v Speaker 5>your backyard? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Hope them even spine on me.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I haven't inspired on you, sir. I'm just telling

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<v Speaker 5>you closer that not far from that fish line. Don't

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<v Speaker 5>don't you have a jacuzie there?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, as a matter of fact, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Do, yes, Okay, Now, the pools. The pool is okay,

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<v Speaker 5>but what if I if I pushed that fence line back,

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<v Speaker 5>you actually get the property that I'm supposed to have.

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<v Speaker 5>But I pretty much own yo yo yo yo jakouzi.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll have to I see.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me tell you something. I've been in that

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<v Speaker 2>house for ten years.

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<v Speaker 7>We put that fence up when we moved in, and

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<v Speaker 7>it was based on the property line that was that

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<v Speaker 7>was set when ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're looking at, but.

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<v Speaker 7>My fence is not moving, My jacuzzi is not moving,

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<v Speaker 7>and there's there's no changing that.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, let me let me let me. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 5>you just use your voice what you wanted the boy

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<v Speaker 5>not not not not No, you hear you hear a

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<v Speaker 5>whole cutup it out. Let me tell you so. Uh,

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<v Speaker 5>Either we're gonna take the fish line and moving where's

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<v Speaker 5>supposed to be, or We're gonna put a gate between

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<v Speaker 5>I two yards and I'm gonna be able to come

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<v Speaker 5>and get in missis Kobe and pool whatever I want to.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's let's let's let's talk about this.

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<v Speaker 7>First of all, there's not gonna be a date, okay,

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<v Speaker 7>And as far as you just coming over and getting

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<v Speaker 7>in the jacuzzi and will uh, I got a real

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<v Speaker 7>pro with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, You've called me at work.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm on the job and I'm having to listen to

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<v Speaker 7>this on a future neighbor who's making weird claims about

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<v Speaker 7>how he owns.

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<v Speaker 4>Part of my planet.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I own theuzie, sir, No, you did not pay for

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<v Speaker 4>that jacuzzie. You did not pay for that tense. You

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<v Speaker 4>just showed up making he called me at work, and

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<v Speaker 4>and and and then you had me some story with

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<v Speaker 4>no evidence. I'll go down to the city hall and

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<v Speaker 4>look at those papers. Myself owns the word you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been there for ten years. I've had ten other neighbors.

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<v Speaker 4>In that backyard. You don't cycle through once a year,

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<v Speaker 4>I swear. And I've never had any problems with him until.

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<v Speaker 5>You come along. This is some okay. Well, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 5>you what. Here's something you need to understand. You got

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<v Speaker 5>a new black neighbor, and you got a new black

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<v Speaker 5>neighbor that owns part owns your jacuzi because you're over

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<v Speaker 5>the fifth line, all right. And as soon as I move,

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<v Speaker 5>then I'm coming and I'm getting in my jacuzie. You will, man,

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Just no move into bath.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna use a jacuzie on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

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<v Speaker 4>You get it on Tuesday, Thursday, on the weekend. That's it,

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<v Speaker 4>because body is damn zakouzie belongs to me. The zakuzi

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<v Speaker 4>is a home by a black man and a white man,

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<v Speaker 4>and we gonna.

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<v Speaker 5>Get along lot of line.

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<v Speaker 4>Look here, little listen, hear you you to dictate what

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<v Speaker 4>days I get to use my jacuzie because it's not

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<v Speaker 4>you're coming over to mind. That's not just you were crying.

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<v Speaker 4>It's our yakuzi because you you built that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the only thing that makes it yours.

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<v Speaker 4>It being on my part of the property, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was making mine. So therefore we're gonna shot his damn

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<v Speaker 4>zakuzie and we're gonna try to go up my jacuzzi.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm passing you're across the fence. I will be there

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<v Speaker 4>on Monday's Wednesdays and you ain't gonna be I'll be

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<v Speaker 4>standing at my yakuzie.

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<v Speaker 5>With a shotgun.

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<v Speaker 4>You take one step over to.

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<v Speaker 2>My property, my property line.

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<v Speaker 4>I swear if I could jump through this phone, I'd

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<v Speaker 4>ring your neck you know who's gonna be in there

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<v Speaker 4>with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's gonna be in there?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna have cutting hell in the damn Jacouz who

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<v Speaker 4>cutting hell? My coworker.

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<v Speaker 5>But hey, man, this is nephew. Tell me, man, you're

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<v Speaker 5>born cutting hell. God, meet the plank phone, call you

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<v Speaker 5>a God. Okay, man, we got you. You're running. Hey,

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<v Speaker 5>I got one more thing to ask you, man, what

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<v Speaker 5>is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 5>in the land of Steve Harvey Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter

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<v Speaker 1>for today, subjects his family never has any money. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into it right after this. You're listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show.