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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the

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Speaker 1: subject is his family never has any money. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that. That's pretty self explanatory, right, we'll get into

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Speaker 1: it in just a few because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. But Steve, you

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Speaker 1: wanted to say something before we got to the prank.

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Speaker 2: Do we have to say?

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Speaker 3: You know what I was talking about these gifts on

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Speaker 3: the last episode where you were doing all these fabulous

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Speaker 3: new Father's Day gifts. I don't know if you all noticed,

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Speaker 3: but all the gifts. See what you can't do on

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Speaker 3: Mother's Day? You can't give her Mother's Day a washing

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Speaker 3: dry Damn, Michael Wave, you had her a personalized Yes,

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Speaker 3: why was all y'all's gifts to help? Now? We got

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Speaker 3: a corders chain.

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Speaker 4: Use won't you use it?

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Speaker 5: No? No use for what?

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Speaker 3: Some day yard work?

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Speaker 2: Yard Jane?

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Speaker 4: You got this lawn chill.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna need the lawn chair after we get

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Speaker 3: tied from doing all the damn with a yard holder age.

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Speaker 5: You can don't forget the cooler that ll old cool.

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Speaker 3: Hell we thirsty?

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Speaker 5: What your cooler is to the cooler with the wheels on.

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Speaker 3: It is to drag all the sodas out on the

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Speaker 3: beach for your damn family.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it.

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Speaker 5: You said you didn't wet shirt.

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Speaker 3: By your own damn pop at the beach. Why we

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Speaker 3: gotta drag all this pot mess down here with us.

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Speaker 6: You think you got the massage, you got massage that.

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Speaker 5: Now after your workout post recovery.

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Speaker 1: Use your massage gun on your muscles.

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Speaker 3: What's that's at y'all using that by yourself? I tell

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Speaker 3: you what that A kid can't do nothing but the

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Speaker 3: front of your leg from Why why hang up there

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Speaker 3: by your neck? And when up there by your neck

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Speaker 3: I hadn't done that, it slip off and knock all

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Speaker 3: your damn teeth out.

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Speaker 1: I'm just changing and thank you, thank you guys for

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Speaker 1: schooling me on the travel adapter, because I had a

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Speaker 1: whole different idea of what that was. Yeah, yeah, not

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Speaker 1: an ask for the dad who travels internationally. These are

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Speaker 1: all great convenient guests that you would use Father's Day.

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Speaker 1: My son told me.

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Speaker 6: My son told me fathers get to eat free on

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Speaker 6: on Sunday at Chick fil A. I almost knocked him

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Speaker 6: out the ruck, staying with Chick fil A clothes on Sunday.

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Speaker 6: All right, Dallas, for I worked the nephew was coming

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Speaker 6: to the Majestic that Saturday night. Tickets on sale right now,

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Speaker 6: Father's Day weekend.

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Speaker 5: Come be your father with me.

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Speaker 1: We can do this together.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, Nephew Thomas house party comedy jam. This

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Speaker 6: right here is guess who's moving next door? Guess who's

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Speaker 6: move next door?

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Speaker 5: Cat Dog?

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Speaker 4: If you would.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach uh mister is it Docan Dolan? Dolan? Dolan,

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Speaker 5: mister Dolan, sir? How you doing? My name is uh

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Speaker 5: Clifford Cliffer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what can I do for you?

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Speaker 5: Uh? You you you live at uh check out drawn?

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Speaker 2: Why do you want to know that?

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Speaker 5: Well? Actually, I'm at sixteen twenty three. I bought I

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Speaker 5: bought the Uh I actually bought the house that was

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Speaker 5: for sale next door to you.

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Speaker 7: Okay, well, well congratulations, but how did you get my number?

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Speaker 5: Uh? Well, actually the realtor told me that he had

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Speaker 5: to the neighbors next door.

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Speaker 2: And he told me.

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Speaker 5: That mister Doland was actually the person next door and

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Speaker 5: and uh, he didn't think you would mind meet me

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Speaker 2: Okay, well I'll talk with the really layer. But what

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Speaker 2: can I do for you? Sir?

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Speaker 5: What? What? What? I What I wanted to know is

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Speaker 5: do you have any problems like living next door to

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what did you just ask me?

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Speaker 5: I mean, like, like you know, like I said, I

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Speaker 2: Uh? No, sir, I have no problem.

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Speaker 7: I'm assuming you're a black man, and I have no

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Speaker 7: problem with that. I judge people by their actions, not

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Speaker 5: Okay, now do you do you do you have any

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Speaker 5: any black people experience? Well?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've worked with, gone to school with, have several

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Speaker 7: friends of many different ethnicities.

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Speaker 2: Uh, but what is it?

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Speaker 5: What's this?

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Speaker 2: How is this relative?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 5: You know, like I say, I'm gonna be I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: that you know, you and I can coincide or coexist

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Speaker 5: relative on the same block and not really have a

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Speaker 5: problem with one another. Basically, is what I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 2: Well, do you have a problem with white people.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, I don't have proun white people. I'm cool.

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Speaker 5: I'm just I'm just trying to make sure you know, uh,

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Speaker 5: I mean, because me and you already have a bit

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Speaker 5: of a pla problem already, you know when we do. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: we have a problem.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm bothering me while on that work. What's

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Speaker 5: Okay? Well my problem is this is that, you know,

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Speaker 5: after purchasing the property, I went downtown to the city

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Speaker 5: and actually looked at, you know, the layout of this

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Speaker 5: entire property. And when I look at it, you actually

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Speaker 5: twenty five close to thirty feet over the property line.

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Speaker 2: Well, now you look at the wrong map.

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Speaker 5: No, no, the fifth that separates my backyard from your backyard.

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Speaker 4: You are thirty feet over that. That's impossible, you know, listen, and.

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Speaker 5: I know this is let me. Let me let me

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Speaker 5: tell you. I looked at you got a jacuzie in

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Speaker 5: your backyard? Right?

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Speaker 2: Hope them even spine on me.

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Speaker 5: No, I haven't inspired on you, sir. I'm just telling

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Speaker 5: you closer that not far from that fish line. Don't

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Speaker 5: don't you have a jacuzie there?

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Speaker 2: Well, as a matter of fact, I.

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Speaker 5: Do, yes, Okay, Now, the pools. The pool is okay,

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Speaker 5: but what if I if I pushed that fence line back,

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Speaker 5: you actually get the property that I'm supposed to have.

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Speaker 5: But I pretty much own yo yo yo yo jakouzi.

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Speaker 5: You'll have to I see.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you something. I've been in that

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Speaker 7: We put that fence up when we moved in, and

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Speaker 7: it was based on the property line that was that

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Speaker 7: was set when ten years ago.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're looking at, but.

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Speaker 7: My fence is not moving, My jacuzzi is not moving,

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Speaker 7: and there's there's no changing that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, let me let me let me. I'm glad

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Speaker 5: you just use your voice what you wanted the boy

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Speaker 5: not not not not No, you hear you hear a

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Speaker 5: whole cutup it out. Let me tell you so. Uh,

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Speaker 5: Either we're gonna take the fish line and moving where's

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Speaker 5: supposed to be, or We're gonna put a gate between

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Speaker 5: and get in missis Kobe and pool whatever I want to.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's let's let's let's talk about this.

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Speaker 7: First of all, there's not gonna be a date, okay,

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Speaker 7: And as far as you just coming over and getting

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Speaker 2: Uh, You've called me at work.

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Speaker 7: I'm on the job and I'm having to listen to

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Speaker 7: this on a future neighbor who's making weird claims about

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Speaker 7: how he owns.

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Speaker 4: Part of my planet.

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Speaker 2: Bad.

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Speaker 4: I own theuzie, sir, No, you did not pay for

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Speaker 4: that jacuzzie. You did not pay for that tense. You

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Speaker 4: just showed up making he called me at work, and

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Speaker 4: and and and then you had me some story with

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Speaker 4: no evidence. I'll go down to the city hall and

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Speaker 4: look at those papers. Myself owns the word you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I've been there for ten years. I've had ten other neighbors.

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Speaker 4: In that backyard. You don't cycle through once a year,

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Speaker 4: I swear. And I've never had any problems with him until.

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Speaker 5: You come along. This is some okay. Well, I'll tell

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Speaker 5: you what. Here's something you need to understand. You got

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Speaker 5: a new black neighbor, and you got a new black

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Speaker 5: neighbor that owns part owns your jacuzi because you're over

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Speaker 5: the fifth line, all right. And as soon as I move,

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Speaker 5: then I'm coming and I'm getting in my jacuzie. You will, man,

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Just no move into bath.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna use a jacuzie on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

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Speaker 4: You get it on Tuesday, Thursday, on the weekend. That's it,

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Speaker 4: because body is damn zakouzie belongs to me. The zakuzi

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Speaker 4: is a home by a black man and a white man,

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Speaker 4: and we gonna.

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Speaker 5: Get along lot of line.

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Speaker 4: Look here, little listen, hear you you to dictate what

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Speaker 4: days I get to use my jacuzie because it's not

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Speaker 4: you're coming over to mind. That's not just you were crying.

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Speaker 4: It's our yakuzi because you you built that.

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Speaker 5: That's the only thing that makes it yours.

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Speaker 4: It being on my part of the property, and I

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Speaker 4: was making mine. So therefore we're gonna shot his damn

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Speaker 4: zakuzie and we're gonna try to go up my jacuzzi.

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Speaker 4: I'm passing you're across the fence. I will be there

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Speaker 4: on Monday's Wednesdays and you ain't gonna be I'll be

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Speaker 4: standing at my yakuzie.

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Speaker 5: With a shotgun.

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Speaker 4: You take one step over to.

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Speaker 2: My property, my property line.

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Speaker 4: I swear if I could jump through this phone, I'd

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Speaker 4: ring your neck you know who's gonna be in there

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Speaker 4: with me?

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Speaker 2: Who's gonna be in there?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have cutting hell in the damn Jacouz who

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Speaker 4: cutting hell? My coworker.

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Speaker 5: But hey, man, this is nephew. Tell me, man, you're

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Speaker 5: born cutting hell. God, meet the plank phone, call you

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Speaker 5: a God. Okay, man, we got you. You're running. Hey,

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Speaker 5: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what

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Speaker 5: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 5: in the land of Steve Harvey Radio.

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Speaker 1: All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: for today, subjects his family never has any money. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.