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Speaker 2: What is really going on with Charlotte the sting ray

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Speaker 1: So this is gonna be news to me. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: get a little fishy in this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: You would you mycillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 2: Guys gowns, non binary Palace. Welcome to Nana. I'm Kurk

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Speaker 2: Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: I'm Banana Boy number two. Scotty landis he Thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to the silliest little podcast ever was We're

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Speaker 1: actually a very medium a size podcast these days, growing

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Speaker 1: strong because of listeners like you, So thank you.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is probably the world's most famous executive assistant,

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Speaker 2: but she's really so much more. A voice, actor, podcast

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Speaker 2: co host, and New York Times best selling author. She's

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Speaker 2: the co host of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend and

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Speaker 2: her Burke and Her Burke.

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Speaker 1: Her Burke.

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Speaker 2: Editor book World's Worst Assistant is available everywhere right now.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome sonomm session.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, thank you for pronouncing my name correctly,

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Speaker 4: and then you didn't even ask me beforehand how to pronounce.

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Speaker 1: It, so that we're familiar with you, we know who

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Speaker 4: I can't tell you how much that means to me. Guys,

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Speaker 4: thank you so much for doing that.

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Speaker 1: You're very welcome. Also, we live and we have lived

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Speaker 1: Armenian name when we hear one and see you when

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Speaker 1: Conan to Armenia.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, in twenty fifteen, we went to Armenia. My grandma

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Speaker 4: was on that show and then she actually, this is sad,

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Speaker 5: But all my grandma, she had no idea who Conan was.

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Speaker 5: She was just like, I don't know who you.

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Speaker 4: Are, tall white man, but can you just find this

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Speaker 4: bitch a husband in Armenia. And so that's all she

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Speaker 1: You know it fantastic? Get that, that's so cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wonderful. Good job Conan is a matchmaker.

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Speaker 1: Are you busy as hell these days? Because you kind

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Speaker 1: of so. I'm a writer. I'm a screenwriter, so it's always,

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Speaker 4: I guess it's funny because I don't you know, you

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Speaker 5: Like, oh, sona, and I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 4: I guess people do listen, but otherwise you don't really know.

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Speaker 2: Possible, Sona, do you want to hear about this this

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Speaker 2: We do as well. Here this is the title is

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Speaker 2: This guy was is if you if you think that

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Speaker 2: you know that sona? Do you know that Facebook page?

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Speaker 2: Are we dating the same guy?

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Speaker 2: Yes, So basically people went on and we're basically he'd

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Speaker 2: And if you think that it's not enough time, he

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Speaker 5: I'm so stupid. He's he couldn't you know what.

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Speaker 5: So he could have just lived a shitty little life

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Speaker 2: And continued to do his weird, weird thing. It was

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Speaker 4: I also, I really do. I'm one of the few

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Do you curd do this?

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Speaker 2: Man? If I'm pointing correctly, yeah, actually serve for how long?

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Speaker 1: three total days. And it was a murder case. It

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Speaker 1: whole time. I will yeah, yes, that's the white whale.

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Speaker 5: That's what I vote. You can, I tell you? Okay,

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Speaker 5: So I'm so sorry we're taking such a dumb tawn.

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Speaker 2: Please I.

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Speaker 5: Did jury duty in.

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Speaker 4: Downtown LA, and if you do it in the criminal courts,

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Speaker 4: I am so jealous because these fucking ninth ninth floor jurors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking ninth floor jurors would walk into the elevators

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Speaker 4: I really put the ninth floor jurors.

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Speaker 4: You should, really looked up to these people, and I

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Speaker 5: That's the real ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the check. Make sure it always following you

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Speaker 4: Holy shit, I would kill to be sequestered. I would

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Speaker 4: love that. I agree you wouldn't, but I have kids.

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 2: You just read magazines and books?

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a thing. You just have to think like

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Speaker 4: I don't remember. You know, I got a call. I

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Speaker 4: And I can't tell you what I did before them

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Speaker 5: And maybe that's for the best.

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Speaker 1: It's so for the best. Kurt and I've talked about

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Speaker 1: how did you find parties? And you would be like, well,

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Speaker 1: Yes, they changed it.

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Speaker 4: They changed it for you because now Google Maps will

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Speaker 4: And I think they did that for you, KRT. That

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's only it's only when you're

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Speaker 2: all right, I will give you this story about Charlotte

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Speaker 2: Hendersonville Aquarium blew up the internet with its announcement of

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Speaker 2: When we tried to visit, they called the police. Uh.

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Speaker 2: They This is written by Emily Cataneo Catanio.

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Speaker 1: She's really good.

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Speaker 2: She is the I would say she's best in the biz.

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Speaker 2: This came out just a few days ago. And so

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Speaker 2: Boyles Bowle, as director of the Aquarium Science program at

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Speaker 2: impregnated under mysterious circumstances. Bowls had come on posts about

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Speaker 1: Quote.

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Speaker 2: I went to the comments section with the idea that

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Speaker 2: about the biology right, Bolls said. That's when Bowles said

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Speaker 2: up his claim. Charlotte, a California round ray, floated into

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Speaker 1: This is big stop the presses, can I tell you?

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Speaker 4: it makes sense. It's another marine animal. But I don't

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Speaker 1: The whole New world.

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Speaker 2: So there's a lot of a lot of controversy around this, right,

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Speaker 2: comedy this to us. Quote Sharks and rays are separated

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Speaker 2: and snakes. He said, if a human tried to mate

440
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 2: with an anaconda, a lot of things would probably happen,

441
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 2: but one of those things would not be a half human.

442
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 2: Prove it a great is a great quote machine scientist here,

443
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 2: so everyone's like it's quick bait, garbage blah blah blah. Anyway,

444
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 2: so then the the the aquarium just keeps posting that

445
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 2: it's real, that it's real, that it's real. They start

446
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 2: blocking scientists who just go in to be like, hey guys,

447
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 2: this can't happen. You can't have a shark ray. And

448
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,400
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's because you know, they saw so many

449
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,160
Speaker 2: more people coming to their aquariums. They didn't want anybody

450
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 2: to like shot on the idea or whatever, blah blah

451
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. So then it just got quiet. After

452
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 2: six months of the pregnancy, it gets quiet.

453
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Speaker 1: But also was there a photo? What I need to

454
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,880
Speaker 1: see is the offspring, because if you see this thing

455
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 1: it's pregnant. If it you know, you look at it,

456
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 1: and if it looks like a little sharks thing, ray,

457
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: you go, oh hell yeah, those that bamboo shark got

458
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Speaker 1: in there.

459
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Speaker 2: And so basically basically all these scientists were just saying

460
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 2: like that Ray needs to see a vet, that Ray

461
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 2: needs to see a vet, that Ray needs to see event.

462
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 2: They're just telling him to go see if intelligent people

463
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,439
Speaker 2: and then this aquarium was being very irresponsible just posting

464
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Speaker 2: photos of like sonograms, being like, we don't know, looks

465
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 2: like a baby though, you know, it's like if anybody

466
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 2: knows ray baby stuff, you know, it's just like, what

467
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 2: are you doing? And then when they challenged him, the

468
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: aquarium said science doesn't know everything, and sometimes we're all surprised,

469
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 2: and it was like, what is going on.

470
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Speaker 1: You're an aquarium. You're supposed to be the one who's

471
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Speaker 1: like science does know everything. You're supposed to be educating people.

472
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Speaker 5: Oh Jesus.

473
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 2: So anyway, Emily goes there, She goes inside, tries to

474
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Speaker 2: talk to people. They're like, we don't know. They're like,

475
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: can I go on a tour? They're like yeah, go ahead,

476
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Speaker 2: go on, and she like walks around, she goes to

477
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 2: feeding time, whatever, she leaves, and then she's like, can

478
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Speaker 2: I record it? Talk to some people inside. They're like nah,

479
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh okay. So then she goes outside

480
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 2: and interviews exactly two people who are just like, yeah,

481
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 2: it's crazy, like we heard it was pregnant. We came

482
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 2: down here for that reason. And then we don't know

483
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: what's going on. And then the cops show up and

484
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 2: say that someone called from inside saying that she had

485
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 2: been harassing people. So it just is people call a

486
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 2: person calling from inside, just being like there's a reporter

487
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 2: and they're harassing people outside. We need somebody to get

488
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 2: her out here. I mean, like razy, did they think

489
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 2: that that would make the piece not exist? I mean,

490
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 2: like so such poor handling Hendersonville Aquarium. And then there's

491
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Speaker 2: an update to the story. After this story came out

492
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 2: and a lot more attention was put on them, they

493
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 2: came out and said that what the all the scientists

494
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 2: had been saying was that she needs to go to

495
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Speaker 2: a vet because it's a it's a disease with the

496
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Speaker 2: reproductive or.

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Speaker 1: My god, that's the worst.

498
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Speaker 2: They just wanted the you know, the fish to be

499
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Speaker 2: taken care of and looked at, and Hendersonville Aquarium was

500
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Speaker 2: being completely irresponsible.

501
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Speaker 5: So is that the stingery is not pregnant, it's sick.

502
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Speaker 2: Nothing, it's just a little blowed.

503
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my god, what what they're.

504
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Putting butts and seats there? They were just getting butts

505
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Speaker 1: and seats.

506
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Speaker 2: They're just making money. They're making money.

507
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Speaker 5: Do you think they made it?

508
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Speaker 1: They didn't, They didn't make it up.

509
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Speaker 2: I think at first they were like, this is weird

510
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Speaker 2: because it does present like a pregnancy, but then it's

511
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Speaker 2: just a it's a it's a disease with the reproductive organs.

512
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Speaker 5: Are there no vets at the aquarium?

513
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Speaker 1: Great question?

514
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 2: That's what everyone was asking because if it would have

515
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: immediately been like, you can't post that, that's irresponsible, don't

516
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 2: do that.

517
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 5: So they were just posting pictures of this stingray sick.

518
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, the sick thing. It's like magic parthenogenesis or sharkray.

519
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 1: Eating for two, just dunking on this chubby, little sick stingray.

520
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 4: Just ah, I'm just coming up with so many conclusions

521
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 4: about these people in Hendersonville.

522
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Speaker 2: Steal it ros.

523
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: We got to go steal that stingray. We need an

524
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 1: ocean to eleven heist to get that stingray Charlotte out

525
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: of there.

526
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

527
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think some people might need to just pivot

528
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 4: with their careers. I think they need to rethink what

529
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Speaker 4: it is they got into. I mean, they're just you

530
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Speaker 4: know what I mean, like, how do you get into

531
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Speaker 4: this marine Like how do you get into this marine

532
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 4: biology world and not know about marine biology and not

533
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 4: even trust, not even trust.

534
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 2: It, not even trust science to actually put post online

535
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 2: science doesn't know everything and we're surprised all the time.

536
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 2: What do you taught?

537
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: That's crazy?

538
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 5: What did they think it was like immaculate conception?

539
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 3: Is this?

540
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 5: Is this a Jesus sting?

541
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 2: Right? Maybe it's a serious This.

542
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 5: Is a serious question. I'm wondering if they thought that

543
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 5: this had this was like.

544
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: A Jesus already got its fins out to the side,

545
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: It's halfway there already. Well it's true. Well it's true.

546
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: It comes with its own nail in the tail, comes

547
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: with its own nail in the tail, already got those

548
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: fins out.

549
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 5: Oh man, I am it does it is?

550
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 4: When I first heard about this story, I was like,

551
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 4: I bet you it's one of those things where they

552
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 4: like really talk up a pregnancy at a zoo or

553
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 4: an aquarium to like make people come. Yeah, like come

554
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 4: watch this thing give birth one day and people get

555
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 4: really excited about you.

556
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's like the main way people get go

557
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 2: to zoos.

558
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 5: I feel right, yeah, I know this.

559
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 2: I think new animalists come into the jail.

560
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 1: It's going to be jailed forever. Check it out.

561
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

562
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 4: It totally makes me think about Achorman all the time

563
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 4: when that panda was about to be born, yes, and

564
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 4: all the like, that was like the biggest story in

565
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 4: San Diego, and so I thought that that was I

566
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 4: thought it was like, oh, that's sweet, everyone can go

567
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 4: watch the sting ray give birth.

568
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 5: I didn't know it was like way.

569
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 2: More sinister than that.

570
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 5: That really bums me out.

571
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

572
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 4: I never cared about the feelings of stingrays before and

573
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 4: I still don't.

574
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you don't have to. They don't care about

575
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: us either. We just we free them all Sona in

576
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: your book. Also, I listened to your audiobook. What is

577
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: it like to record your own audiobook? That to me

578
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: seems if I've never read anything I've written out loud,

579
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: it seems so nerve wrecking to be like I wrote this,

580
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: now I have to sell this.

581
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I also there.

582
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 4: First of all, when they first told me, I was like,

583
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 4: read a book out loud, that's going to take two months.

584
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it took two days.

585
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: It took two days.

586
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 5: It did, it just did. It was a quick thing.

587
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 4: And also because it's not Tolstoi, it's like you know

588
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 4: it's it's.

589
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: But it was five hours, I mean.

590
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 5: Basic ass English. It did. It took it took you know,

591
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 5: it was a long time.

592
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 4: But also exactly basic, as basic as you could get.

593
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 5: And so that was already like, oh my god, I

594
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 5: can't believe I have to read the whole all the words.

595
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 2: And then.

596
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 5: The second thing.

597
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 4: While I was reading it, I remember stopping a lot

598
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 4: and just being like, can is it too late to

599
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 4: is it too late to change this? And I think

600
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 4: that's the worst part about it was there were so

601
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 4: many things while I was reading it where I was like,

602
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: I need to change this, and They're like, no, this

603
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 4: is your locked manuscript, this is.

604
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 2: This is how it's been printed.

605
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 4: We are currently printing thousands of copies of so you

606
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 4: can't change anything.

607
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 2: Actually, maybe a good note for someone writing a book

608
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: is like, after you finish a chapter, read it out

609
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: loud and record it and see if you would change

610
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 2: the way you say things.

611
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 4: Yes, I know, I'm actually working on my second book. Now, Wow,

612
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 4: have I learned anything from the first?

613
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 5: No?

614
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: And that what you're.

615
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 5: Saying, Kurt makes so much sense, and I should do that?

616
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 5: Will I do that? No? Will the same thing will happen.

617
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 4: Where I'm reading it, and I'll be like, oh God,

618
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 4: who wrote this shit? And yeah, but it was. It

619
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Speaker 4: was really it was really.

620
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Speaker 5: Kind of uh. It was a experience you digree on though.

621
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Speaker 1: You were a great reader. It was a great listen

622
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: and I really enjoyed it. I bring that up because

623
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: you admit early on in the book that you, you know,

624
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: you you egged a few houses, and in your youth

625
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: you might have pulled a few cranks and then felt

626
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: bad later, but you care. So this one was set

627
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: in by Bananamal Alki Shot. Thank you, Alki Shot. That's

628
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: a great name. This was for ok C Fox, the

629
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Speaker 1: K O K H staff, Kurt. They're good.

630
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 5: Oh very what how many letters? What's what are these letters?

631
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Speaker 1: Ok C Fox k O K O k H. That

632
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Speaker 1: staff is a swing and good.

633
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Speaker 5: They are the city Okay, all right, okay.

634
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: Drones dropping colorful sex toys on Oklahoma City suburb, rooftops,

635
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: traffic lights, alarm police. There we go. Fun. I'm having

636
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: fun already.

637
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Speaker 2: A lot of words in there.

638
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Speaker 1: More Oklahoma, that's the name of the town. More m

639
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Speaker 1: O O R E. Where where This is just a

640
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 1: letters podcast. I'm just going to start doing in the

641
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: alphabet in different ways, just so everybody knows where America

642
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: we learn a strange prank has taken over a suburb

643
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: of Oklahoma City. The More Police Department informed Fox twenty

644
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: five oh Tasy that it has been made aware of

645
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: several adult toys being placed on buildings, businesses, intersections, and

646
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: that crews have had to come and take the objects down,

647
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: as they did mid afternoon on Thursday. The sex toys

648
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: are being placed in high areas with drones.

649
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: Are they so suction They're being suction cupped to in place.

650
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: And just lowered down onto wires and foam poles and rooftops,

651
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: According to the residents. Sightings started surfacing on Wednesday. The

652
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: sex toys were found on top of traffic lights on

653
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: Southwestern one, nineteenth Street and Southwestern Avenue, the same lights

654
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: that a wild turkey perched on several months ago. What

655
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Speaker 1: good reporting this is?

656
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what's happening in More?

657
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: The reaction on social media the sex toy settings was mixed.

658
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 1: Shockum whoever did this? I want to be best friends

659
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: with you, said one Facebook comment. Or yes like us, Yeah,

660
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: seems like a great prank. Now I want to drive

661
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: around and find them all, said another. There we go

662
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: somebody like.

663
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 5: The pokemon hooking on for dildos.

664
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 2: But they're pokey woman.

665
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: There's the show. Pretty good, pretty good, keep it in,

666
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: keep it in, pokey woman standing in. That's terrible. It's

667
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: a pocket monster either way. Officers, they're investigating the incident

668
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: and will decide whether criminal charges or municipal finds will

669
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: be filed. The More Boo, I don't think so. The

670
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: more Police Department does not condone the actions of this

671
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: individual sounds it could be individuals to.

672
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: Me, Yeah, I mean like someone's got to drive the drone,

673
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 2: someone's got to give it the dildo.

674
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, attached the dildo mid flight. They find the prank inappropriate,

675
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: MPD said, But yeah to me, so they don't know

676
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: who did this, which is so funny that they're just

677
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: like these things just keep showing up and being the

678
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: funniest part is it's flying. Seeing the dildo on a

679
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: rooftop is fine, you know, worth an Instagram post, but

680
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: seeing one fly over your small town fantastic. Right, Yeah,

681
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: so on a little journey, where's it going?

682
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: So I was like considering this as a parent, you know,

683
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: whether or not I would be like, oh come on,

684
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 2: and I don't. I still think I like it because

685
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: for most for kids, who would, like you would really

686
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: be worried about. They probably don't recognize a dildo. It's

687
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 2: probably just a shape to them. And for kids who

688
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 2: do know what it is, he larious already old enough

689
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 2: to know this is right up their alleys.

690
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: It works either way.

691
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just it's It's sounds like it's a small town, right.

692
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, small town outside Oakland City. It's called more Foklahoma.

693
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 5: Is there.

694
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm wondering how they're acquiring these sex toys.

695
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 4: Is there a sex shop? And is no one noticing

696
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 4: that their inventor, like their inventory is being bought out

697
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 4: by like the same people, or is someone just ordering

698
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 4: it and then someone's getting a lot of packages.

699
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 2: Topeer on Amazon it's PSS and dildo's that's where Amazon is, right.

700
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 5: It feels like it.

701
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 4: Would be really easy to figure out who this is

702
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 4: in like a different town. But More is like, well

703
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 4: we've never had This is me being very not critical,

704
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 4: but I am going off of stereotypes right now.

705
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 5: I was about to do a terrible impression.

706
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: That I interested where it always did those come from?

707
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 2: I don't know.

708
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 4: It came from up, It came from a flying machine.

709
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: It comes from a bone high like an angel descending

710
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 1: to our traffic lights.

711
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 4: I you know, and that's a terrible impression to do.

712
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, More.

713
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 5: Fine in Oklahoma City. I didn't mean to make fun

714
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 5: of you guys, but you know, just figure it out.

715
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 2: How many people in their twenties' own drones in More

716
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 2: That's my question.

717
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: Oh, I think this is a sixty seven year old.

718
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: I think this is somebody in the sixty or seventies.

719
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: I think this is somebody. I think this is the

720
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: local town pervert who's been around for a long time

721
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: and he finally got a drone.

722
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: Got a drone.

723
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: And also I think that you know, every small town

724
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: has that weird like sex shop right on the edge

725
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: of like the county line. It's always like a long

726
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: red building, and there's always one used car that's like

727
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: a color of car you've never seen before, parked in

728
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: the parking lot. And I gotta say, I think those

729
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: are probably that. I bet if the cops are like,

730
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: have you sold nineteen purple dildos, the person working there

731
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: be like, I've never sold a dildo in my life.

732
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,959
Speaker 1: Like they seem like the most trustworthy people because they

733
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: know the town's secrets, right, they're right or die.

734
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 5: That's true. That is very true.

735
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 4: I don't know about small town life because I grew

736
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 4: up here, so I don't. I don't know the politics

737
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 4: of it. It just feels like it would be really

738
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 4: easy to figure out who's doing this, and then if

739
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 4: people see a drone, they're like, hey, clear this, the

740
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 4: drone is back there it is again.

741
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 5: And then they'll be like, let's just follow it. But

742
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 5: I don't. I mean, I don't know. Maybe that's just

743
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 5: because I have such a bias. I have no idea.

744
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: I mean, seems like a great prime to me. It

745
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: seems like nobody gets hurt, everybody gets a laugh. If

746
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: you're offended by a grow up, the world's crazy? Did

747
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: you growing up here? Was pool hopping a thing like

748
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: sneaking into other people's pools at night?

749
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 5: I never I don't know anyone who ever did.

750
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 2: That, Kurt, I think pool hopping I remember doing it

751
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 2: in Florida. I feel like it was a thing in.

752
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: Florida, huge in my neighborhood. Huge in Maryland. I grew

753
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: up in north of Baltimore. But like in the summers,

754
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: you would scout pools, like on your bikes, and they're like,

755
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna come back, and then it like you'd sneak

756
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: out and you would slip into the pool, and like

757
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 1: everybody would whisk and talk, and then there would always

758
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: be your one knucklehead friend that would just do like

759
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 1: a jack knife and scream and then the lights on

760
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: the house would come on and you'd run.

761
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you know what, I think it's different.

762
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,439
Speaker 4: A friend of mine was talking about how he used

763
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 4: to like go this is I think in Atlanta he

764
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 4: would go to open garages and get beer from their

765
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 4: second fridge.

766
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 5: I was usually in there. I was called.

767
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 4: Something, but they would just drive around and they'd look

768
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 4: for open garages. Usually they had a second refrigerator and

769
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 4: he would just steal.

770
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 5: Beer from it. And I think that it's different in here.

771
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 4: I mean I grew up when like the Nightstalker was

772
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 4: murdering people, and I'm from I'm from near the area

773
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 4: where they caught him. I'm from Montabello, and so I

774
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 4: think if you do that, I.

775
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 5: Think people will shoot you.

776
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 4: Like, especially back in the eighties and the nineties, they're

777
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 4: on high alerts, so they're like someone's in our pool, children,

778
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 4: let's go kill them.

779
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: Or sound smart. I mean, it's a reasonable response to

780
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: teenagers standing in your pool and whispering, just horny whispering,

781
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: just horny whispering, just everything so funny whispering, just the

782
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: horniest of whispers. Yeah, that unlocked a memory. So I

783
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: once watched neighbor had a few pets, and when they

784
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: went on vacation, they told me what I really thought, that.

785
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 2: Was a movie. I recently watched neighbor had a few pets.

786
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll write that that sounds like a fun movie.

787
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: And I used to feed their pets. So they had

788
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: like a couple of hamsters, they had a lizard, and

789
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: so I'd go over twice a day and walk in

790
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: and do whatever. And then they told me where their

791
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: hide key was. And then every time I knew they

792
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: were gone for the rest of my childhood, I would

793
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: go to their house. I would get the key, go

794
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: into their garage. They had a second fridge. And I

795
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: wasn't drinking beer or anything. I was like eleven, twelve thirteen,

796
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: but I would steal like Capri sons or you know,

797
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: set up and I would go into their house when

798
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: it was empty, and I would I would listen to CDs.

799
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: I would listen to the Door's greatest hits, just lounging

800
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: on their furniture, drinking a seven up. I'd listen to

801
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: Steppenwolf's Magic Carpet Ride. This is when CD players like,

802
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: not every house had one.

803
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: I would just Steppenwolf's Magic Carpet Ride. Also in New

804
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: Jersey in the late eighties early nineties, massively huge song.

805
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 1: I don't know why it was a huge song.

806
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 4: You had to learn picturing an eleven year old listening

807
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 4: to it while drinking a Caprice sn what just lounging.

808
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 2: This is East Coast eleven year old classic music.

809
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: Then they had they were rich, you know, they were

810
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: a wealthy families that had a bigger house. So then

811
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: I would go and play their video games. But the

812
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 1: one thing I would do that was like the slick

813
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: little even at that age, the first thing I would

814
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: do when I would go in the house, I would

815
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: take something on the garage, go into the house, you know,

816
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: be like hello, just be like you know, Scott Easier,

817
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: but nobody was over there. I would go to their basement.

818
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: It was a finish base. It was a bar and

819
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: a game room and all this stuff. And I would

820
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: unlock one of the windows. And my feeling was if

821
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: they ever pulled up the driveway, I would run downstairs,

822
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: crawl out the window and run into the woods and hide.

823
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: So my getaway was the back window in the basement

824
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: bar that I would crawl out and then run in

825
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: hind the woods. And it never happened. But I if

826
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm lying, I'm dying. I probably did it for four years,

827
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: probably fifteen or twenty times, just hanging out like a

828
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: ghost in their house.

829
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 5: Just my god.

830
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: And I would always take the can with me and

831
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: like throw it in a trash can on the street.

832
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, I would just hang out in this house.

833
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: And until you said that, it was like, oh my god,

834
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: I used to do that all the time. I never

835
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: stole anything, Yeah, but I would listen to music and

836
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: chill on their furniture. If you don't think they.

837
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 4: Had and they probably had no idea, right they had.

838
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 4: They never said anything to you.

839
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: Never, I mean, I'm sure, no, it's just such.

840
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 5: I mean it's almost sociopathic behavior.

841
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: If I had like taken a shit and not flushed it,

842
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: that's when you start getting crazy. Ye. I was just

843
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: a kid who wanted free soda in video games and

844
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: didn't have a set.

845
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 4: You had an evacuation plan too, that's what. And you

846
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 4: knew where to throw at the trash. You covered your tracks.

847
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 4: I mean, that's impressed. Honestly, I'm impressed.

848
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 5: I think that's thank you.

849
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 2: I do understand the allure of the CD player because

850
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: I remember my dad had a CD player before my

851
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 2: mom and I had one, and I would go over

852
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 2: and I'd be like, here, it is the magic of

853
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 2: the future. Let's let's put on the Beach Boys and

854
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: listen to those sweet dudes coriceto through the speakers.

855
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: And it was like because it was the only I

856
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: think record only adults aid CD players, so they had

857
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: adult band. So you have to be like, I guess

858
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: I'm getting into the Grateful Dead right now here we go.

859
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: I guess it's Shade for me, ten year old Scotty

860
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: with a caprisa and just me and Shade Greatest Hits

861
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: for an hour.

862
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 4: Oh my god, no, I never I what was my

863
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 4: thing with?

864
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 5: Oh you know what?

865
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 4: A CD player was like the first big purchase I

866
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 4: ever made, two hundred dollars. I saved all of my

867
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 4: money from like my birthday that my grandparents and my

868
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 4: relatives gave me they would give us cash, and I

869
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 4: saved it all up and I went and I got

870
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 4: a CD player.

871
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: What was your CD?

872
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 5: My first CD was Ace of Base.

873
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: Good one is it good?

874
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 5: And no, it's good.

875
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 4: I think I was always kind of okay if I

876
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 4: like Ace of Base because it was so pop and

877
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 4: everybody was like, you should get to cool.

878
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: You don't know. No, they hit hard that summer. They

879
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: came out. Sign was everywhere. Yeah, all that she wants

880
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: is another baby?

881
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 3: Right? Oh?

882
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 6: Yeah?

883
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 2: Is all that she wants is another baby? She just

884
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,919
Speaker 2: wants to have another child. I think the first lyric

885
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 2: is she lives a lonely life. Right, she lives a

886
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 2: lonely life, but she has a child, has a child

887
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 2: that she's a child. I don't think she wants to

888
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: have a child.

889
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: No, all that she wants let's say this is she

890
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 1: leads a lonely life. She leads a lonely life, she

891
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: woke up late in the morning light. Let's see, all

892
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: that she wants is another baby. She's gone tomorrow. What

893
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: happened to the first baby?

894
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 5: Because happen the first baby? This is a sad song.

895
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh so it's about hooking up and leaving. But she

896
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: wants to get pregnant. This is crazy. She's the hunter,

897
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: you're the fox. The gentle voice that talks to you

898
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: won't talk forever. It is a night for passion, but

899
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: the morning means goodbye. All that she wants is another baby.

900
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: She's gone tomorrow. Boy, Holy smoke. She was just she's

901
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: a pioneer.

902
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 4: I think it's the she wants another baby makes you

903
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 4: think she has a baby, right, she wants another one.

904
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 2: And that, but also that her plan is to have

905
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 2: one night stands and then.

906
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Speaker 5: Have a baby.

907
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 4: I know that having unprotected she's just having unprotected sex

908
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 4: with frendos hoping to get pregnant.

909
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: She's cool, it's a it's not a day for work,

910
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: it's a day for catching tan. She's just lying on

911
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: the beach and having fun. She's going to get you

912
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 1: so but also maybe is that baby to them means

913
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: another guy? Like all that she wants to baby, she's

914
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: just gonna key. That's what it is. Just weird Swedish.

915
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Speaker 4: I think they wrote it in Swedish and then they

916
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Speaker 4: translated it and then it didn't work.

917
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 2: Guys, I am finding out right now that Ace of

918
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 2: Base is Swedish.

919
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 4: Yes, right this moment, they are, though I know that

920
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 4: I knew they were, Like, I had.

921
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: No idea if they weren't. I had no idea they

922
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: weren't American.

923
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 5: Well, maybe you're right, maybe they don't know.

924
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm definitely they are Swedish. They're Swedish. They are They're Swedish.

925
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: And they formed in nineteen eighty seven and then the

926
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Speaker 1: album that you're talking about was reissued as of the

927
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 1: Sign and it was a humongous and it was number

928
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: one three, number one song, and that was good. Kurt

929
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: was your first city, Kurt Beastie Boys, I got fo

930
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: No beast Boys was my first tape.

931
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 2: It was two tapes at the same time, BC Boys,

932
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: License Tail and The Jets. I don't know if anybody

933
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 2: remembers the Jets.

934
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Speaker 1: Of course I do. They were also very popular. And

935
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Speaker 1: to tell ooh baby, I think right.

936
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they Wereian, yes, I think so. They were Polynesian. Yes,

937
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 2: it was like Polynesian.

938
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: They were definitely from Minneapolis because I remember that. But

939
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: let's see, I thought they were Polynesian. Maybe I'm wrong. Tongan. Yeah,

940
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: so they were. They were originally from Tonga. The family

941
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Speaker 1: has seventeen children, fifteen by birth and two by adoption.

942
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: And they're a family band. Yeah, yeah, and it was

943
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 2: a huge, huge band.

944
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, seventeen children fifteen by birth to Eddie and Eugene

945
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: were adopted, but they're just as special as the other

946
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: fifteen in their parents' eyes.

947
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 3: That sweet.

948
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: What was your first CD? Mine was Weezer's the Blue

949
00:45:54,360 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: album Whoa Look. That's covery cool, very cool, And yeah

950
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: it was a good one. Damn, that's so funny.

951
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 5: Abba is Swedish too.

952
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 4: Abba is Swedish, right, I mean because there are a

953
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 4: lot of their songs also are like what are you trying?

954
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: What's happening?

955
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 5: Yeah?

956
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 4: Like water Waterloo is really weird, weird something. It's just

957
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 4: about the Battle of Waterloo and they're there.

958
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 5: They're a dance, They're a disco.

959
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, and everyone singing along Waterloo like people died and

960
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 4: they're all.

961
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 2: Like, it's like having a It's like Gettysburg, Kattiesburg.

962
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: We're talking about Cattiesburg. Wait, I messed up. I had

963
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: to tell was Chili right? Hold on, I think I've

964
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: messed up.

965
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: I had to tell I had to.

966
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: Tell was not them they were crush on you? Was

967
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: there a big one I found out. I got a crush. Crush, Yes,

968
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: that's right, that's what it was. I messed up.

969
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 2: I had to tell was Lisa, Lisa and the Cult.

970
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: That's right. I'm an idiot. That was a good song too.

971
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 5: I just really want to hear Getty's.

972
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 2: We're talking about Gettysburg. Who is dying now talking at

973
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 2: the Gettysburg.

974
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: We're talking to any bananimal artist out there, to anybody

975
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: that listens and has a band or kahan. We'll get

976
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: the guy that does our theme song, pom Poms. You'll

977
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: do it. Jesse Peyo write a song called Gettysburg that's

978
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: really poppy and how great Gettysburg is to dance too?

979
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 5: Yes, Abba one Eurovision with Waterloo.

980
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 4: If I'm if I'm remembering it right, and so you know,

981
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 4: and no one questioned it. We were all like, yeah, Waterloo,

982
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 4: but it's fucked up, totally insane.

983
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: I remember we were camping.

984
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: I was last year.

985
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: I was camping, and we happened to be camping at

986
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 2: a spot that was just like I don't know, a

987
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: mile down the road from Gettysburg. Sure and uh, and

988
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 2: my buddy just kept saying like, hey, when we can't

989
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: when we like break camp tomorrow we're driving home, you

990
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 2: just want to go to Gettysburg. And I'm like, oh,

991
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 2: is it like fun to do? He's like, it's just

992
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: like hundreds of people died and you guys learn about it.

993
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 2: It's like crazy how many people died. And I was like, yeah,

994
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to come my way.

995
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 4: For my fun vacation that I just had, I went

996
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 4: to a Civil War battleground ones.

997
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 5: I can't even remember which one. Which one was the

998
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 5: one with Stonewall Jackson.

999
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: Just like that was early that was an early one.

1000
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 4: Yes, Yes, And I went and I was like, okay,

1001
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 4: we're going to a Civil War battleground and.

1002
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 5: It's just a field.

1003
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, And You're like, I understand there was like history here,

1004
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 4: but like it doesn't take all day to look at

1005
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 4: a field.

1006
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 5: Like you can be like, oh, yeah, you know, rip

1007
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 5: to all the people we lost, and then you leave.

1008
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: It could be a thirty second visit, but then it's

1009
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 4: like you just stay.

1010
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 5: There, yeah, looking at this field all day.

1011
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really weird. As a person that grew up

1012
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: in Maryland, you know where you went to Gettysburg all

1013
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: the time every year, once a year we'd go. I mean,

1014
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: so many kids got their first like makeouts and stuff

1015
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: at Devin, which is like a battlefield at Gettysburg, where

1016
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: you like, it's boulders and people like sneap on the

1017
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: rocks and make out and come back like I French

1018
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 1: kissed my French kiss sure to Long Street. Picket made

1019
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: a terrible decision charging across that field, but I just.

1020
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 2: Got the second base with Melissa, went to gay Palie

1021
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 2: my girlfriend, bonjour.

1022
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: My tongue is no longer a urgent, Thank you very much.

1023
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 2: To the North the moment got my tongue passport stamps

1024
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 2: coming back into the country.

1025
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: So the revel yell about the Parisian tongue. Yes, we

1026
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: saw you didn't hide that well, we watched us out.

1027
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: It's a lightful episode, so I know we're quick and easy.

1028
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: This This was sent in by Jennifer Lynn. Thank you, Jennifer.

1029
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 2: If you want to send any of your stories, of

1030
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 2: of course, you can go h d m us at Instagram,

1031
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 2: The Bananas Podcast, or you can email us The Bananas

1032
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 2: Podcast at gmail dot com. We appreciate everybody who sends

1033
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 2: stuff in. This was on i fl Science, my favorite website,

1034
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: written by Rachel Baxter, who a lot of people say

1035
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: is the best in the Australians have accidentally been eating

1036
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 2: a fish unknown to science.

1037
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: Man, Yes, that makes a lot of sense honestly.

1038
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 2: And also the first line is great. It seems that

1039
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 2: people of Australia have been happily munching away on a

1040
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 2: species of fish unknown to science only at Australia. I'll

1041
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 2: give you the quick the sparks notes on this one.

1042
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 2: It's just a you know, species of grouper that doesn't

1043
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 2: have like black markings on its fins and so like

1044
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 2: fish scientists are like lots of different species. But it

1045
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 2: looks pretty much just like a very Yeah, there's eighty

1046
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 2: three different species of grouper. They all pretty much look

1047
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: very similar. But it is a new species. And the

1048
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 2: way that the guy found it was he no one

1049
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 2: has ever seen it in the wild, okay. And he

1050
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 2: saw five at a fish market and he was like,

1051
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: that's a different species. Bought all five and people have

1052
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: been eating them since like the mid two thousands, and

1053
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: it exists. It's a bit. It's a fish that only

1054
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 2: exists in one specific part of the Great Barrier reef

1055
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 2: seven and fifty feet.

1056
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 5: It oh yeah, oh my god.

1057
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: And apparently it's very tasty.

1058
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 5: Okay is it? Are these people? Okay?

1059
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally. It's just like it just tastes like grouper.

1060
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 2: But here is something interesting. The last sent to the

1061
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 2: last paragraph is worthwhile. Strangely, this isn't the first time

1062
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 2: a new species has been identified from a creature destined

1063
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 2: to be someone's dinner. Back in twenty eleven, in new

1064
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 2: species of ninety centimeter three foot shark was spotted out

1065
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 2: a fish marker in Taiwan, while an elusive shark not

1066
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 2: seen for decades was rediscovered at a month by fish

1067
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 2: market last year. In twenty ten, a new series of monkey,

1068
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: a new species of monkey which apparently sneezes when it rains.

1069
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: Ah yes, was discovered by.

1070
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 2: Scientists and May and mar but not long before their

1071
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 2: specimen was eaten by the locals who caught it. So

1072
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 2: I just I just want it easy.

1073
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 5: Why this is why science is important?

1074
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:37,280
Speaker 1: Thank you, Yes educational podcast. Yeah, we take it seriously.

1075
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 2: Hendersonville could learn a lot from the sneezing monkey.

1076
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,959
Speaker 1: Where people find you, we can plug away a little bit.

1077
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: What would you like to tell our listeners?

1078
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 5: I don't you know what. I just came out and

1079
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 5: talk to you guys. But I'm on. You know, I'm on.

1080
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 5: Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

1081
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 4: New episodes Mondays and Thursdays, and uh, that's that's it.

1082
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 4: I have a Boa, the World's Worst Assisted. It's been

1083
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 4: out for a few years and that's it.

1084
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 2: So I would like to have you back on this

1085
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: show someday for your.

1086
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: New book what I'm going back anytime.

1087
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 5: I would love that. This was so much fun.

1088
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,919
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on. Yeah, we'll have you back,

1089
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: even if you're not writing a book. You're welcome back.

1090
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: If you're just bored, come on back. We're We're always bored.

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Speaker 1: That's our thing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, you're gonna be sorry you said that.

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Speaker 1: Banana, thank you.

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Speaker 6: For having me.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production. Our producer and

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Speaker 1: engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas theme song was

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Speaker 1: composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hart Start.

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot.

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Speaker 2: Interns h