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Speaker 1: One and only. Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God in the

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Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because God is in the

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Speaker 1: forgiving business. God and forgave me thousands and thousands of times,

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Speaker 1: That's how I exist today, and that's how you exist today.

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Speaker 1: Red Fox, that's no This country comedian named Jared Cloud.

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Speaker 1: Coming to America, Coming to American, Funniest comedy movie I've

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Speaker 1: You're listening, all right. The stereotype of being single during

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Speaker 1: the holidays usually brings looks of pity from people, but really, really,

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Speaker 1: are a lot of things, junior, that single people can

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Speaker 1: All right? All right, I'm gonna tell you your time

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Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about that. Can't. Can't break

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Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to buy a lot

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Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to choose which family

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Speaker 1: And then here's a good one. New Year's Eve. You

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Speaker 1: you ever brought into New Year's by yourself? When when

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Speaker 1: that's all. No, there's no positive side. No, you don't

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Speaker 1: first time we moved Atlanta. First, I didn't go home

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Speaker 1: All these damn questions? I'm coming in? Who is that?

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Speaker 1: Let me talk to you? Who coming in? What y'all

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Speaker 1: Is that the doubt? What? Baby? Is that? What y'all

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Speaker 1: look at that? You don't want to do that? Wow?

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Speaker 1: I like all of that. You yourself? You like being

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Speaker 1: by yourself during the holidays? No, jack ye Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: That's what it sounds. So what that's what I'm talking about? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Christmas morning is like what at your house? Listen? Let

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Speaker 1: You ain't in the neighborhood because I ain't gonna let

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Speaker 1: when you outside because you ain't coming in? What is

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Speaker 1: it in your house? About your house? Me? That's just

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Speaker 1: better man. I don't even I don't desist the Christmas morning.

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Speaker 1: It just means something, yeah, beautiful thing. Can't youroduce Smiths Anne,

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Speaker 1: I can't, gentleman without further ado, our very own voice

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Speaker 1: of reason. In fact, no fake news here, folks. This

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Speaker 1: and Trip, Thank you, thank you, Steve, Thanks everybody, and

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Speaker 1: a happy Christmas Eve everyone. This is ENTERP with the news.

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Speaker 1: President Trump, he wants over five billion dollars from US taxpayers,

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Speaker 1: while the Democrats say they're okay about maybe one and

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Speaker 1: a half billion, and Acting Chief of Staff Bill Vaney

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Speaker 1: tells Fox News Sunday that Trump is not moving away

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Speaker 1: from his stated position, not entirely. We had given an

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Speaker 1: offer a counter offer to mister Schumer, and immediately, I

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Speaker 1: think thereafter the Senate went into recess until at least Thursday.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't mean it meet before Thursday till we get

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Speaker 1: hear something back. But I don't think things are going

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Speaker 1: to move very quickly here for the next couple of

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Speaker 1: days Vaney says that the offer may to Senate democratically

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Speaker 1: to Charles Schumer, is between the president's request and what

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Speaker 1: the Democrats are willing to sign on to. So, in

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Speaker 1: other words, he's willing to come down a little bit,

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Speaker 1: and they're hoping that the Democrats will come up a

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Speaker 1: little bit. So right now, a quarter of the government

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Speaker 1: is affected by the shutdown. Eight hundred thousand federal workers

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Speaker 1: have been furloughed, while others are working without pay. The

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Speaker 1: effects of the shutdown, though, won't be what'll be most noticeable,

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Speaker 1: we can sing on Wednesday, when federal employees are scheduled

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Speaker 1: to return to work after the Christmas holiday, So we'll see.

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Speaker 1: President Trump has named a new Defense Secretary to replace

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Speaker 1: General Jim Mathis, who are resigned last week over differences

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Speaker 1: between himself and the President over Trump's plan pull out

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Speaker 1: of American Truth, some Syria, and some other foreign policy

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Speaker 1: decisions of some regarding Afghanistan and others. Mattis says he'll

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Speaker 1: be stepping down in February. That's what he said. However,

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Speaker 1: Trump says Defense Secretary the Deputy Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan,

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Speaker 1: will take over as acting Defense Secretary on January first,

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Speaker 1: or he's selling. He's basically telling Maddis you can leave now.

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Speaker 1: The President went on Twitter, as he so often does,

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Speaker 1: saying that quote, I am pleased to announce that our

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Speaker 1: very talented Deputy Secretary of Defense, Patrick Shanahan, will assume

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Speaker 1: the title of Acting Secretary Defense starting January first. Patrick

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Speaker 1: has a long list of accomplishments while serving as deputy

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Speaker 1: and previously at boeing he will be great. Lebron James

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Speaker 1: is saying that the NFL owners have a slave mentality.

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Speaker 1: Lebron on his Friday night HBO show called him a

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Speaker 1: bunch of old white men who tossed players aside who

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Speaker 1: don't follow orders, and he made that statement during a

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Speaker 1: discussion over the treatment of players Colin Kaepernick and Eric

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Speaker 1: Reid who knelt during the playing of the national anthem

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Speaker 1: to call attention to this country's racial injustice and who

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Speaker 1: can't get a job. James added that he's so appreciative

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Speaker 1: of the NBA and it's commissioner because he says, quote,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't mind us having real feelings and allowing us

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Speaker 1: to express them. Dog lovers praising this move. Chief of Jackson,

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Speaker 1: Mississippi Police Department currently checking the whereabouts of all his departments,

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Speaker 1: form police talks as one guy actually gave his dog up.

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Speaker 1: This has been a trip with the news. Now back

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Mourning Show. You're listening to show,

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Speaker 1: Steve contained when you first started traveling and you're doing

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Speaker 1: the road, you don't have good legging. It's really cheap.

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Speaker 1: You don't have Sampson. No, no, you don't have none

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Speaker 1: of that. Oh man, I got real bag. Get You'm

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Speaker 1: at the bag exclaiming I see a ship come around.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that looked like mine. And then I see

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Speaker 1: some shoes. I got some shoes. My bag bust overstein,

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Speaker 1: all my stuff coming around. Hey dog, now you gotta

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Speaker 1: pick yourself. That's too embarrassing. He was the last one

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Speaker 1: of Yeah, so so mine is just because I'm a

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Speaker 1: German fault. But I have been at the at the

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Speaker 1: bathroom you're on with too much stuff in my hand,

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Speaker 1: and accidentally, you know, you got your phone in your hand,

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Speaker 1: your keys, and you got too much in your hand.

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Speaker 1: You know you're trying to put it somewhere. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to lay it down, your phone in your head.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to go. I have had I haven't had

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Speaker 1: my glasses in my hand and accidentally dropped them. And

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Speaker 1: where did I drop them? Mike in that damn wow?

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Speaker 1: Did you get him out? Yeah? Go ahead to see

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Speaker 1: on the rest of the ask that initial question. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'll tell you what. I need both hands. I

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Speaker 1: can't helping my money. I'm start because I got poor.

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Speaker 1: I got I need both hands. We're not going to

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Speaker 1: bathroom lights, keys, the phone glass, everything is his hand, Virgil,

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Speaker 1: but with a water bottle. But when you dinner with

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Speaker 1: as much as I'm dealing with you, I guys kept

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Speaker 1: both hands because I met him. Man, you know what

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Speaker 1: to do if you stop. No, I want my stuff

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Speaker 1: on the floor. I got to have both. I got

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Speaker 1: some handle. Damn this phone, Okay, that zip my damn

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Speaker 1: myself because the ladies room we have a hook. We

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Speaker 1: got a hook. We have a look for our purse

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Speaker 1: and the second and yeah, in the ladies room we

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Speaker 1: have all that. Oh no, no, that's none of that.

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Speaker 1: After after, ain't got none of that. I wasn't in

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Speaker 1: the stall. I was at the stand up. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you had one with his glasses and dropping stuff. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I got to put all this stuff in

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Speaker 1: my I gotta leave something on the sleep. I damn

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Speaker 1: I need a hammock around my neck. You're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced him. He's here. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like being in the Christmas bid he is, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't write happy Christmas songs because there's

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Speaker 1: enough of those happy, happy Christmas songs getting lost in

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Speaker 1: the shopper, alling deck the halls. Who the hell want

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Speaker 1: to hit that over and over? Saturated right for the

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Speaker 1: sad and down track, grint all the way, hit it. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas time again. I can't believe it's him, man

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Speaker 1: a soul on the time, just sleep by stealing from

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Speaker 1: my Halloween, by having take damn, it's Christmas over friding, friding,

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Speaker 1: people inside fiding. I'd rather last week on the show, Lady,

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Speaker 1: please nobody. My father today can't even put the mobile.

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Speaker 1: It just says, no way, O damn is Christmas? That shock? Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Love far Christmas. I've been pro Christmas. No hose house homes.

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Speaker 1: You're a mean one, mister grab Day singing the subody.

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Speaker 1: Somebody if you hear some notes. Too many happy Christmas

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Speaker 1: songs out there every year somebody got a Christmas album Happy,

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Speaker 1: Happy that I'm in. I'm in the lane all by myself.

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Speaker 1: You are I want to be got a tree up, Jane? No,

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Speaker 1: did he insult you? I can't imagine my house on

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Speaker 1: no tree. Especially grandchildren, well that they want to see tree,

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Speaker 1: go to the other granddaddy house because ain't got one.

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Speaker 1: Tell me, ain't buy them gifts? Jay, Please tell me that, yeah,

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Speaker 1: gifts at Happy You don't put it under the tree though.

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Speaker 1: It's just sitting up on the coffee ten. It's just

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Speaker 1: sitting up on the coffee ten. It ain't wrap the

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Speaker 1: gotta recet on it that Hey, yea laptop over there,

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Speaker 1: that's yours. That's how Jay pass again. It's stilling the bag,

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Speaker 1: Jake to take it back? You never know? You know

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Speaker 1: who won the iPhone? All right? Well, keep myself so sad.

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Speaker 1: That bike over there, that's yours. Man, You know, guessing nothing.

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Speaker 1: You you have to do better. We're gonna we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to help you working on. Yeah, celebrate Chris. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now I have known him way

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Speaker 1: a longer than all y'all. You can stop. It's deep ending.

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Speaker 1: Have you have you ever invited him over to your house,

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Speaker 1: Steve for Christmas? Maybe I don't know. I haven't his

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Speaker 1: unhappy as mess my damn holiday. I'm trying to shoot

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Speaker 1: his old by himself, Steve. Where is he gonna eat

548
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Speaker 1: him stuff Christmas? That's where it needs to be. Unhappy

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Speaker 1: asswer house. He's gonna eat Christmas dinner, Steve. He don't

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Speaker 1: have a Christmas tree and he got diabetes. I'm nothing

551
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Speaker 1: because you know he can't eat them yams. You know

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Speaker 1: that he over here said, we can't hand Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: too much, all right. Coming up next is the nephew.

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Speaker 1: He's got the prank phone call. Right after this you're

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Speaker 1: listening show, I try we back. Coming up at the

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Speaker 1: top of that, we got strawberry letter. Uh, nephew got

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Speaker 1: to prank phone call. You ain't gonna want to miss

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Speaker 1: it up and hold on tight. This is Christmas decorations,

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Speaker 1: trust me, mister. I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: cecil's going on. Hey this manny man, I live like

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Speaker 1: about four five streets over from you, this Manning. How

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Speaker 1: you doing, brother, I'm doing good man? How you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Hey? I see you. You you got your

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Speaker 1: Christmas lights up right? You know? I got him up.

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Speaker 1: I got my whole of them, theverything set up. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's just looking really okay. Let me let me ask

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Speaker 1: you something. Man. The theme you got in your yard?

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Speaker 1: Where you get that idea from? What do you mean

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Speaker 1: where I get them from? The idea? Like you got

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Speaker 1: a snow man, you got Santa Claus, some reindeals, you

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Speaker 1: got your whole house decorated. You got Jesus with the

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Speaker 1: Manger and the wise men around him. Where did you

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Speaker 1: get your idea from? I'm I'm lost what you're talking about? Man?

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Speaker 1: You asking me where I got a thing from them?

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Speaker 1: I mean you try to imply from them. I'm asking.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you a question. Where did you get the

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Speaker 1: idea from? I made this up. I made up You

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Speaker 1: go with a team. That's Chrystmas base man, and that's

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Speaker 1: that's Chrystmas base Jesus there, Chrystmas Jesus, and and just

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Speaker 1: in Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what's going on? Man?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Where you get my number from? Any

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm manning, man, I'm manning. I got I

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Speaker 1: got your number from one of the people that live

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Speaker 1: on your street. And I'm just asking you on the

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Speaker 1: reel where you get this idea from? I made this idea.

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Speaker 1: If I made this up, man, I made this up

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Speaker 1: just the second time you ask me why I get

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Speaker 1: idea from? What are you trying to go? The real deal? Dog?

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00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: The same thing you got if you come four streets over.

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00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: I got the same thing in my yard. And it

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00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: looked like you have stole my idea. And see what

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do is try to win Christmas yards

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Speaker 1: of the season. And you know stole my idea. That's

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Speaker 1: the problem I got with you. Now the problem you

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Speaker 1: got is like to twist it. Okay, to see I

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Speaker 1: put this together without it here, I never even heard

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Speaker 1: of you many begin with. Secondly, I've been doing this

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Speaker 1: particular theme in my yards as I've been standing over.

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00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: I've been stand over a six years. You ain't had that.

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Speaker 1: You ain't had that theme last year. You ain't had that, man,

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Speaker 1: this thing last year. And to give the four and

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Speaker 1: I put myself in the same place every damn time

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Speaker 1: I put it down. You did not have this last

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Speaker 1: talk about who are you to call me and tell

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Speaker 1: me about my theme? And about my yard and what

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Speaker 1: you got going. I know you ain't copying. Man. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, and I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: go no further. You need to read arrange your theme

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Speaker 1: and get a different thing, because you got the same

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Speaker 1: theme I got. No, you need to rearrange your okay,

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Speaker 1: because I ain't rearranging jack over here. Hey man, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you, jeth Man, and I'm being really as

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Speaker 1: real as I can be with you. If I got

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Speaker 1: to come over there and unplugged stuff, if you got

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Speaker 1: to come if I got to come over to your

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Speaker 1: house um plugs some stuff, no no, no fee. If

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Speaker 1: that thing my foot will be getting a plug from

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Speaker 1: your First of all, you ain't gonna come on my street,

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Speaker 1: in my house and disrespect me at all about anything

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Speaker 1: that I got set up in my yard. Tell I

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Speaker 1: ain't that way. I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna do this ship. I'm gonna just come over there

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Speaker 1: and take Jesus and take them and take them wise

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Speaker 1: men I your yard. That's what I'm gonna do. Come

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Speaker 1: over this way, cabody messing with Jesus in the manger.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be some real powers because football. That's fake

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Speaker 1: sign it, that's that's the center other things. Now, if

628
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: you want to come over here and you want to

629
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: kind of do something like that, you're gonna need Jesus

630
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: to help you because it's gonna be some rollings. I'm

631
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: going on. The bottom line is just right here. You

632
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: got the nerve to do the same thing. My god,

633
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: I'm full streets sober. I'm driving through looking at everybody's man,

634
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: looking at everybody's the only one, same way, the same place.

635
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: Good a doubt. Long yere. Ain't nobody ever call on me?

636
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: Your stuff look like? Then in from four five stres?

637
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: Who the head? This man in any wait? Man, ain't

638
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: got no lights coming on my street because you don't

639
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: stay on this street. You're going around looking at people.

640
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a

641
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: rich No, No, I'm very original. I moved to this

642
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: neighborhood and folk you did. I've been here. I've been

643
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: here ten years. You've been here by six. I lone.

644
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: You've been living over here. I've been living over his

645
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: six years. This fuff. The vision was just coming up

646
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: when I came over here. How are you gonna tell

647
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: me you've been running your team long, has not been

648
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: running mine? Who you clays? Hey, man, and it ain't.

649
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: I ain't got to go back, man, you know what,

650
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: I got better things, So I still got some more

651
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 1: lights put up. Hey, I gotta want to class and

652
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: go back and forth. When I'm gonna tell you just

653
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: right here, I'm gonna come take Jesus off your yard.

654
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Jesus and then one take Jesus out

655
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 1: my y'all. And I see now you're signing like when

656
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm crazy people talk about thinking Jesus out of my life.

657
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: That's where you've got life and mess up. Come on over.

658
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: I got somebody, man, and that's what you look here.

659
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: Don't turn your life on. Light's gonna be on the

660
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: nighte tomorrow night and every other night. Tell about taking

661
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: my Jesus into manker, I'm original as a written that

662
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 1: can be. Come over if you want to. I got something.

663
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: You have stole my ideal and we're talking about this

664
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: stelling idea. Come on around here. Let's hey, dog dog,

665
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: let me tell you something right now. Jesus and then

666
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: wise men is coming. I choll y'ard today. Now you

667
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: know what, man, I'm through with you, man, I'm through

668
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: with you. You know what, Come over here if you

669
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: want to touch my baking Jesus, touch my manjer touch

670
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: Meving Joseph and the Wise Man, and I'm gonna put

671
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: the North Star over your literally, hey man, I'll tell

672
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: you what you tell about coming over here missing with anything?

673
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: Y'alls on top? Okay, sit to go off every evening

674
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: at Duns. The story getting dark, my going on? Let

675
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 1: money come on the night. Cook be yo. Anyway, why

676
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: why why you can't come up with your own team?

677
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: Man like you can't look at it? I'll tell you what,

678
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: man who for you? Anyway? We're just squatted right how

679
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: you say? Four five three? Over? What kind of color?

680
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: You got? Me? Good? Where I come find you? Little?

681
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: Come deal with you right now, where you at, right now,

682
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: where you you know what. Don't worry about where I'm at.

683
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm ready on your life. I am literally now I'm

684
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: gonna come fine. No, your life ain't coming on tonight.

685
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: What never not come on the night. There's gonna be

686
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: some files in your life. It's gonna be on the breeze.

687
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: And you I'm gonna let you know there many many

688
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: man fruit, So you who for you anyway. Man, You

689
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: don't caused me out of the blue. You sit up

690
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: here accusing me of feeling your things when it's been

691
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: my theme or at least years six years. I've been

692
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: doing it to Night of War, best yard three years

693
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: or three years running in this season. Now I think

694
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: you're trying to get mine. But see the problem is

695
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: you don't want the best yards because you're still in

696
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: my idea. How can I be sitting your man? Man?

697
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: You know what you and your and I'm ready to

698
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: deal with your right. Hey, dog dog, I'm not going

699
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: to go back and forth with you. Let me go

700
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: on on say this to you? Write nowe dog? What

701
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: Larry on your streets told me to call you. Lads

702
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: later gave you my number. Larry and Tommy told me

703
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: to call you. Very Timmy told you to call me.

704
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: Do you know who Tommy is? That? Ain't they ain't

705
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: never missing? Ain't Tommy? To me? Who I'm Tommy? I'm

706
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

707
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: got planked by your boy, Larry Man. Nephew Tommy. You

708
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: want they show? Larry told me to call you. He said,

709
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: you win every single year the Christmas kill. But it's

710
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: kind of funny. Not. Let me ask you something. What's

711
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? Oh? Man hands?

712
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, Steve show you know what your sir?

713
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: Your sir? Okay, Steve, you you were gonna tell us

714
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 1: about the tidy bone commercial. Oh? In the bathroom again,

715
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: show out everything in this. I was flushing the toilet

716
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: right and our toilet water was blue. And I was

717
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: just a little boy, so I decided to open up

718
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: the lid to see why this water blue, and that

719
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: guy was all over my hand. And then my mama said, Steve,

720
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: get out that bad food. But my hands was wet.

721
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: So I grabbed the towel and wipe my hands off.

722
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: Now it's blue all over the towe. So she got

723
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. All I heard was, who why don't towel?

724
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: Where's my good towel? A good? Yeah? We had our

725
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: family initial on that she had just got them, and

726
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: I had blue all over this top. He came out

727
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: there and said a little Stevie, did you wipe your

728
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: hands on them? Good time? Yeah? And I said, um,

729
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: did I lie? I could tell by the tone this,

730
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: I ask, just wipe my hand. I got to lie.

731
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 1: Somebody else had to. She said, hold your hands out.

732
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: I held my hands, blew all under my nails and everything. Yeah,

733
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: she said, more here, you just lied to me. You

734
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: don't put that blue all over them. Good time, I

735
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: just brought them. Time said, I tell you what. Tell

736
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: your daddy when he come home that you didn't do

737
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: that to them. Time called slick like them. Time like this,

738
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 1: queen did my black hairs? Daddy started, We will be back.

739
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, right now,

740
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you

741
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex,

742
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: on parenting, and more, submit your Strawberry letter to Steve

743
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: Harvey fl dot com and click submit Strawberry Strawberry Letter.

744
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: Tell him Steve, Yeah, do like she said. All right,

745
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: let's go, all right, all right, let's get it, y'all.

746
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it from a

747
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Now, this is a very short letter subject.

748
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: You can't get anything for free from me. Okay, here,

749
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I used to be a working girl, but

750
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,760
Speaker 1: I've been out of the game for five years since

751
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: I made this big lifestyle change. I have only dated

752
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: one man, and he knew about my past and was

753
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: willing and able to take care of me. Now that

754
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm back on the dating scene, it's been hard for

755
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: me to transition to another good man. Dating is so

756
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: different now. In the past, I sold my body because

757
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: I needed the money to pay a couple of bills,

758
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: go out for nice dinners, and get whatever else my

759
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: heart desired. Now, through the grace of God, I can

760
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: pay for anything I need myself. But I still want

761
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: a man that is going to spend money on me

762
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: if I'm intimate with him. Is it wrong for me

763
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 1: to think like this? Nothing is free, So if he's

764
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: laying with me, shouldn't he pay? Okay? So then the

765
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: question becomes, are you out of the game or not? Okay,

766
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: because by the sound of your letter, you're still about

767
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: that life. I mean, you're obviously in the same mindset

768
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: from back in the day when you were, as you say,

769
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: selling your body for stuff. So as long as you're

770
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: thinking this way, you're you're not all the way out.

771
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: You're just not. I mean, no real man, no real

772
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,399
Speaker 1: woman is going to just take money or just pay

773
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: you for being intimate with them. You know, if you

774
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 1: guys are in a relationship and on a date and stuff,

775
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 1: that's prostitution. I mean, that's what that is. Doing it

776
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: that way would mean that you're still in your old life,

777
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: You're still in the game. I mean, don't you get

778
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: that how that works? Um? If he's paying for intimacy,

779
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: he's paying for your services. Which that's what you did

780
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: back in the day when you said you were selling

781
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: your body to pay a couple of bills and get

782
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: whatever else your heart desired, along with some nice dinners.

783
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: So you have to stop thinking like that. You haven't

784
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: completely changed, Okay, you just haven't. And until you stop,

785
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: you probably won't meet that good man that you're wanting

786
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: to meet now since you and the other guy broke up. Steve, Well,

787
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: this is a real simple ladder. This is a letter

788
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 1: from this lady that was a hooker and a prostitute.

789
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: Stop all this working girl and all this here. This

790
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: is a hooker and a prosecuting trying to call it

791
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: with working girl. Call it what you want to call

792
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: this is hooking. We are here tricking, oh ja. He

793
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: said it best. A woman will sell her precious body

794
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: for a small piece of paper. It carries a lot

795
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: of weight. Oh that mean mean, mean, mean, green almighty dollar.

796
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 1: Oh lord, all this letter is about is about money.

797
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: She never mentioned love in this letter. Just love. This

798
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with love. That subject. You

799
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: can't get anything for free from me? Okay, cool, Then

800
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 1: you're into life, Stephen Shall. I used to be a

801
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: working girl, but I've been out of the game for

802
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: five years since I made this big lifestyle change. I've

803
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: only dated one man, and he knew about my past,

804
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: and it's willing able to take care of me now

805
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: that I'm back on the dating scene. So now something

806
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: happened with this one man. So now she back on

807
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: the Dayton scene. Now that I'm back on the dating scene,

808
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: it's been hard for me to transition to another good man.

809
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,760
Speaker 1: Dating is so different now. In the past, I sold

810
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: my body because I needed the money to pay a

811
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: couple of bills, go out for nice dinners, and get

812
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: whatever else my heart desire. Now, through the grace of God,

813
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: I could pay for anything I need myself. Okay, that

814
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: was quick. I missed something here. You used to sell

815
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: your body so you could go out and take care

816
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: of some bills and nice dinners and get whatever else

817
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: your heart desire. Now, through the grace of God, I

818
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: could pay for anything I need myself now, So that

819
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: must mean you got a job. Yeah, that's what I think.

820
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: But I still want a man who's going to spend

821
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: money on me if I'm intimate with him. Well, you know,

822
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: in out the Life, Surely said it right. You're in

823
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: the life, y'a out the life, y'all have the life.

824
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: Yere into life. You don't make up your mind. The

825
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: only way this is gonna work is what Surely said.

826
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: You gotta change your mindset, okay, because all you're doing

827
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: right now you equating your sex to money. And as

828
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 1: long as that's what it is, you ain't heard love

829
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: in this letter, Compassion, companionship or friend. You know, someone

830
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: to lean on to share moments with That ain't what

831
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: You just still paying bills. And if I'm gonna lay

832
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: with you, you need to pay me something. And I'm

833
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. That thing you're selling, let me

834
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: help you out. It ain't all that good. I'm gonna

835
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: tell you that right now. No, no, it's not. And see,

836
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: let me tell you something you could quit thanking yours

837
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: is to catch me out the end all because it ain't.

838
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: Everybody got one. Don't nobody care because you're willing to

839
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 1: pass it out for money. Go quicker, go harder? What what? What? What?

840
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: Everybody got one? Somebody did a whole lot of them

841
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: betting yours. Yeah, and the reason you could get money

842
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: for it was was you fitting to sell it for money. See,

843
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: it's easy to get somebody to buy from you. Ain't

844
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: nobody got to have no conversation that here go fad it. Now,

845
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: let's go on to get it. That's not dating. Oh

846
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: you don't know what dog dog dog, She says. She

847
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: was an escort girl. She was a working girl. Now,

848
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: if you were solo, or you had a pimp or whatever,

849
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: I understand how all this go. Or if you're doing

850
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: it yourself. I don't know how you was doing it.

851
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: But you didn't equate it all this to money. Anybody

852
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: got time for this hill? Now look until you start

853
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: talking about love, companionship, friendship, warm and tender moments memory,

854
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: sunset walks on the beach, Then don't write me because

855
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Because you want

856
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: to lay with somebody and get paid. So you you

857
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: want to stop being a hooker, but you want to

858
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: keep hooking principles. Right, So now go ahead on what

859
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: you just said right there. You want to stop hooking,

860
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: but you want to keep the hooker principle. Now that

861
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: don't make no damn sense to me. And we're not

862
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,919
Speaker 1: doing a part two on this, damn mad Yeah, because

863
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: we threw with you. Do you think she take cash?

864
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: Apple squire? How do you think? But see that you

865
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: is stupid to me because dating is so different now

866
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: you we own a dumb as a damn don't know.

867
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,919
Speaker 1: Why do you have to tell him this every day?

868
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: All right? We have to take a little break right here.

869
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: This letter is called you Can't Get Anything for Free

870
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: from Me. We're gonna come back and wrap things up

871
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour. Okay, you're listening, all right, Steve,

872
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: here we are part two. I know you don't want

873
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 1: to do a part two of this letter. Uh. The

874
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: subject is you can't get Anything for free from Me.

875
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 1: It's about a woman who says she used to be

876
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 1: a working girl, but she's changed, she's out the game now.

877
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: But the men she meet, she wants them to pay

878
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 1: her for being intimate with them. So she's not really out.

879
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: What why why are we still talking about it? Yeah?

880
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,959
Speaker 1: She probably old school, is probably Western Union. She says,

881
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: nothing is free. So if he's laying with me, shouldn't

882
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: he pay? Wow? Well yeah, why don't you charge him? Then?

883
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 1: Just going back to what you just charge him, that

884
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: relationship is over. See, she doesn't understand. She her idea

885
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: of dating is just to go out with a man.

886
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: It ain't She ain't looking for love. She ain't trying

887
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: to find a warm memories, try to have a future,

888
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: raise her family. She's not trying to do none of that.

889
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: All she trying to do is is date. Now. She

890
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: used to be a hooker. Okay, cool, Now you think

891
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: every man take you out? If you lay with him,

892
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: you post to get some money. Okay, lady, Until you

893
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: want a relationship, don't call him, just keep hooking. Well,

894
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: she's not the game. She not a gage physically not mentally. Yeah.

895
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: All right, well listen, um, we gotta go. You can

896
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: email us or instagram us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry

897
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: Letter at Steve Harvey FM, and don't forget to join

898
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: us this Thursday for Facebook Live for the Strawberry Letter

899
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: Live After Show and coming up in ten minutes, we're

900
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: gonna discuss what is best what is the best kind

901
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: of sex? Okay, we'll talk about that in ten minutes.

902
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: But I did for a minute, I did want to

903
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 1: tell you this. Mariah Carey's in the news now. Remember

904
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: when she was engaged to the billionaire guy. He gave

905
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: her this diamond ring, Carla, Remember that that was worth

906
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: like ten million dollars. His name was Jane Packer. He

907
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: was from Australia. Yeah, right, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um,

908
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: she pawned her diamond ring. She pawned it. Okay, that's

909
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: didn't kind of pawn shot? Pawn shot? You pawned a

910
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: two million dollars ring, ten million dollars, thirty five carrots? Okay? Whoa?

911
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: And she took it to a Los Angeles jeweler right here.

912
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: How much do you guys think she got for it?

913
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: Pawn shot? Do they keep that kind of money? I've

914
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 1: been to you're probably gonna get back about eight exactly.

915
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: Anybody going on? You got different? All right? Well, Mariah

916
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: got two million? Okay, she pawned a ring for two million. No,

917
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: the ring costs, yeah, she she got the ring costs

918
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: ten million. It was a thirty five carrot ring diamond ring.

919
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: She went to the to a Los Angeles jeweler. He

920
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 1: gave her two million dollars. They supposedly signed a confidentiality

921
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: agreement and we'll never dive a details about the transaction.

922
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: Mariah's publicist basically confirmed the New York Story Post story,

923
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: saying that Mariah has been very vocal about moving forward

924
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 1: in her life, surrounded by positivity that requires leaving baggage behind,

925
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: including an old engagement ring from an ex boyfriend. So

926
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: there you go. Wow. Yeah, so she came up. He

927
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: spent ten millions. She pawned it and got two pawnshop

928
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: really came up, That's who came up. But Mariah didn't

929
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: spend anything. Yeah, this is not a pawnshop, guys, she said. Jeweler,

930
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: a Los Angeles jeweler. Yeah, promise you is not an

931
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: Ain't no pawn shop. Got no two million, that's what

932
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: left that. Okay, well she got two millions. Are they

933
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: gonna resell it? I guess the jewelia. Yeah, resell the

934
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 1: ring and probably reset it. Yeah, everything, take it out,

935
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: take a stone out, thirty five harrot diamond ring. Can

936
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: you imagine thirty five carrots, going Wow. Hell, I wouldn't

937
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: have messed up with that man if I was with him.

938
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: What she did? She said something, she said, the people

939
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 1: are coming to dinner. Then huh, that was after the fact,

940
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: But that's what she told that man, Michael coming, friends coming,

941
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: They coming to dinner. Baby. That's why. That's why all

942
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 1: this broke apart, because you had all these people who

943
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: hadn't passed away coming to dinner, talking about Whitney coming

944
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: to dinner and set the table and put food out

945
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: the scarf. I'm talking about the people are coming to eat, Steve,

946
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 1: that man looking at her time where deep people are

947
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: going on the glory? How the heller they coming to

948
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: eat with up? No, no, tell me how this possible.

949
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: You just set the table and got the butler there

950
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 1: about a cooking around him for these people that ain't coming.

951
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 1: Everybody dressed in black and whites and all the fine

952
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: clothing for sir, and there ain't none of these people. Sure,

953
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: she keeps looking out the door like they coming. Y'all,

954
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: don't see nothing wrong with this. He's not that crazy though.

955
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 1: Come on now, he got two million dollars for her ring. Yeah,

956
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 1: probably to go by and get some more dinners. You're

957
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: waiting on these people to come. Guess who's coming to dinner.

958
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're just sitting there singing, because you know,

959
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: I like to let him do stuff like this. Can

960
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 1: wait the next week, Marvin Gay and Luther's dinner. You're crazy.

961
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 1: You're crazy. I give you two million dollars. Get the

962
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 1: hell away from me. It's something problem with you, Tommy.

963
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Stephen. When I really to start

964
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 1: doing this, when we saw talking about that, we're gonna

965
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 1: have to get them some heill. We got to get

966
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: them down there to the doctor. When we say that,

967
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 1: I just want you to be finished. Yeah, okay, okay,

968
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 1: touch for y'all. I'm sorry, It's awesome. That's us. Steve's

969
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 1: always no no, no, no no no. Rick, you ain't

970
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 1: be your friend now, no, Rick, you ain't be a

971
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: frac no no, I I can say that, y'all cool

972
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: with it? Rick, you ain't be your frac? Cool with that?

973
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: Did you cool with that? Rick? Gonna be your Friend's

974
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 1: who's coming? Give it to my baby? Give it to me? Idiot?

975
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 1: What's wrong with them? All right? Guys? We gotta go.

976
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: Please email us or Instagram us your thoughts on today's

977
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: strawberry letter at Steve Harvey at them, all right, more

978
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right

979
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, fellas, Jay,

980
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: what you got? Mcrematon. But some people don't pant a

981
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 1: lot of thought into gifts at all. They just don't.

982
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 1: They could kill lass, you know. And these are list

983
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: of gifts that we just don't want at all. Don't

984
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: give me I'm just speaking from myself. Number one of

985
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 1: them a diabetic don't give me no damn chocolate cup

986
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: of cherries. I don't want that, Okay, you out, don't

987
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 1: wrap it up, don't. I don't like that gift. I don't.

988
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't like that's too much damn sugar for diabetic.

989
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:33,200
Speaker 1: What I can't speak for? The top ten gift that

990
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: people hate. I don't do till I hate because I've

991
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,680
Speaker 1: already got it before. Why would you give me a

992
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: jerry box? You don't? I don't. They put no thought

993
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: into this. This came from an aunt of mine. Here's

994
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: somebody that don't know you at all at all at all? Right,

995
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 1: they got the mirror in it when you open it up.

996
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 1: The look the little box sectionals I don't want I

997
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: ain't got a ring on my face. Don't get me

998
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 1: a holiday sweater? Why would you buy me a Christmas sweater?

999
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 1: But when am I gonna wear? I gonna wait till

1000
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:14,559
Speaker 1: next for nothing. I don't wear that because after today

1001
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: it's all. I ain't never been with the ugly sweater

1002
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: thing I don't have. Okay, Steve, what you got? What

1003
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:30,160
Speaker 1: are we doing? Top ten gives people hate? People hate, Yeah,

1004
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 1: yeah that they hate what he don't buy me no

1005
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: damn medicine. You know, you know, I know how much

1006
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: your knees hurt. And you're gonna from ad veal from

1007
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: celebricks and you can keep it close by. Man. I

1008
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 1: just man, I thought about you, and I saw this

1009
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:55,760
Speaker 1: big two hundred peel bottom Christmas man and they went

1010
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 1: to Salms of Cosco, got you the big bulk a

1011
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:01,439
Speaker 1: vill don't none of that. I don't want to let

1012
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:05,480
Speaker 1: me jan something about me. I have not worn suspenders

1013
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:15,640
Speaker 1: in years, okay, any years in years, and you're not

1014
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 1: the ones that clamp on, not the one that you

1015
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: put a button on it. I don't want suspenders, the

1016
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: plastic work, I don't. I know they look nice in

1017
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 1: the box, and they got a little both time. I

1018
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: don't want that. Okay, I'll tell you something I don't want, Jake,

1019
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 1: and I mean this, I mean it. Don't buy me

1020
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 1: nothing off of information. I don't want the flashlight. I

1021
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 1: don't want noneing of that. I don't want. I did

1022
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 1: buy you that flashlight, though I did. Well, I don't

1023
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: want it. They have some stuff on that information, y'all

1024
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 1: go ahead and have it. I don't want it. What

1025
01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 1: the hell do I want with subseal? What they call

1026
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: it flexile? You never know? Right if I get a

1027
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: lot of I don't want to know conflicts just cause

1028
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: they shiney. I've been watching your teams that I saw

1029
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 1: you be waring conflicts all the time. Jesus real, all right,

1030
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 1: all right, No buy me no spank shirt. Why why

1031
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 1: would you buy me, you know, a form fitting shirt?

1032
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: What are you trying? Yeah, yeah, don't buy me that.

1033
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't want that. I might need that, but I

1034
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 1: don't want it. No, he don't. He don't want them

1035
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,639
Speaker 1: tight shirts. He hit body any ready? He got buddy?

1036
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 1: If I see time me to take your shirt, I

1037
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 1: need the pict anywhere in the country. You see him

1038
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 1: take that? Hey man, I put one on in front

1039
01:11:55,439 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 1: of Margie one time. She laughed so hard. I looked

1040
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: at I said, I ain't really there yet. I'm just

1041
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 1: checking it out. Okay. See, I'm under the impression if

1042
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: you put one of them shirts one, Steve, it makes

1043
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 1: your body tight, and I think it's the shirt that

1044
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: makes you like you in shape. That's what I think,

1045
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: and that's why I'm no, you gotta keep the shirt on.

1046
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:27,040
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm definitely gonna give me one.

1047
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 1: But what I don't want for what I don't want

1048
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:36,200
Speaker 1: is a popcorn coupon. Please, I'm going to the movies.

1049
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 1: I can't get my own popcorn. Okay, all right, you

1050
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:43,720
Speaker 1: don't need a cupon. You don't want the gift card? No, No,

1051
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,760
Speaker 1: you love going to the movies, Jay, that's a good cover.

1052
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 1: You love going to the movies, don't. I ain't want

1053
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 1: them ow the movie passes. I'm good on movie pads,

1054
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 1: hair cream. They give me a set and it got

1055
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:03,760
Speaker 1: a cre I'll be just looking at people. Yeah, you

1056
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 1: know you ain't got no hap to use it for

1057
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: your mustache case. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what I know.

1058
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm sicking in. Yeah, well, I tell you people like

1059
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,720
Speaker 1: to make fun of your situations and stuff. And I

1060
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: know I have six said, but what I don't want

1061
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:23,560
Speaker 1: for cry is a bag of sale. Give you that

1062
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: the bag of I don't want the bag of salle

1063
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 1: because you dehydrata. Yeah, they think it's Christmas. I ain't

1064
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,760
Speaker 1: in the hospital. I we're in the living room. I

1065
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:37,560
Speaker 1: don't want the bag of sale. I would report you

1066
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 1: first because you stolen here. I don't love here. The

1067
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: one I don't like people get. I know you like

1068
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: cigars and I found these here. They had these Coheber's

1069
01:13:49,479 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 1: for six dollars about hobby does come here? Is no man? No?

1070
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 1: Look that that ain't the right label. Yeah, thats they

1071
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,560
Speaker 1: called he was. I asked, what about you suppose that

1072
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 1: they bring your box with flaging mile did something? I

1073
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:20,120
Speaker 1: had that too, I've had that'll make you sick. They

1074
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: brought me a pack of big lighters one time. You're

1075
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 1: always looking for a lighter. Here's a lighter. He's a

1076
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 1: pack up break. I'm how long it take for a

1077
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:33,599
Speaker 1: big delight? A sick on man? Yeah, and your hand

1078
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: on that but that long. Yeah, you're gonna burn inside

1079
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,479
Speaker 1: of your pub and we're not ungrateful. This is just

1080
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,960
Speaker 1: what we don't like. That's all. Well, it's hard to

1081
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:49,719
Speaker 1: shop for y'all. That's what I'm keep coming up with. Okay, Christmas,

1082
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:55,960
Speaker 1: Steve Man, Christma calling. Thank you you're listening Steve Harvey

1083
01:14:56,040 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, all of us here at this Deep

1084
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,320
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, we can hardly wait till till Christmas,

1085
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: most of us, right, uh, except for you know who

1086
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: bitter Man slash the Grinch. We call him the Grinch

1087
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 1: around Christmas. J Anthony Brown. Steve is here your friend now. Uh,

1088
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:19,000
Speaker 1: this is his segment. He's calling it Evil Things to

1089
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 1: Do for Christmas because I don't know why I have

1090
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: been dubbed the evilest one on this show because I'm

1091
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 1: not the evil. Oh but you the only one? Yeah,

1092
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 1: yeah you are, j not the evils. You fell evil,

1093
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:42,640
Speaker 1: We didn't have evil. Yeah, you brought evil in all.

1094
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,680
Speaker 1: These are evil things to do over the holidays, by

1095
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: your tuli Jane Brown. Number one, get yourself a launch,

1096
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,240
Speaker 1: uh huh, and go to the one of those stories

1097
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 1: electronic stores and just sit outside and watch people try

1098
01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:59,879
Speaker 1: to put a big ass TV and a little ast evil.

1099
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:06,559
Speaker 1: That's so much fun. Bring a lunch. Yeah, your best

1100
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 1: parts when the guy who works at his serve gotta

1101
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:12,160
Speaker 1: go back in Shyeah, that's the best part. That is

1102
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:16,719
Speaker 1: your best even last thing to do for the holiday.

1103
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: Load up four or five baskets. Load the like you're

1104
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:23,600
Speaker 1: gonna shop, and you walk out and leave because you

1105
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 1: know somebody got to put that stuff back. Leave it

1106
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:32,839
Speaker 1: at the store. You're not buying any of it. Oh,

1107
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 1: this is a real good one. Come out of the store,

1108
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:40,600
Speaker 1: go to your car. Okay, back out, put it back in,

1109
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:46,599
Speaker 1: b back out, put it back in, and then then

1110
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: get out. Go in and then come back out, back out,

1111
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:56,760
Speaker 1: put it back in. Get your friend. Some people think

1112
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 1: they got a parking space. Oh my, got just to

1113
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:04,720
Speaker 1: look on the face that he not leaving. Let out.

1114
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:11,840
Speaker 1: There there's another one. This is so much fun. Put

1115
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,760
Speaker 1: all your trash in a big box, wrap it up

1116
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,880
Speaker 1: in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go to

1117
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,800
Speaker 1: the moll set it on the hood of your car,

1118
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 1: and just watch people steal it. It is so much

1119
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:32,360
Speaker 1: I like that to see them drive around like, oh

1120
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 1: there's a box on the car, and get it. Get it.

1121
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 1: Get on the elevator. Wait do you see somebody with

1122
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:48,720
Speaker 1: a whole lot of packages? And hurry up. I'm come on,

1123
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,560
Speaker 1: I got it. I'm holding the elevator. I got it.

1124
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 1: And when they get there, you let that dope close

1125
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 1: writing the it's gonna I tried. I tried to hard,

1126
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:13,680
Speaker 1: right I do I do that? Nobody. I try to

1127
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 1: act like I'm trying to press Sorry, sorry, here's another one.

1128
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:25,160
Speaker 1: Get in line, but Santa Claus is sit on Santa lap,

1129
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,960
Speaker 1: hold up the line. Just pull out a long ass list,

1130
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 1: just to the kids get irritated when they start crying,

1131
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,400
Speaker 1: and just and then I hard. I didn't want to

1132
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 1: get a new house. Just as long as you can

1133
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 1: talk to Santa the better. Oh, hen, get you a stuff.

1134
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:45,679
Speaker 1: This is a good one. This is a good ahead.

1135
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,320
Speaker 1: Get you a stuffed Santa Claus tied to the hood

1136
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 1: of your car, and then drive around like you hit

1137
01:18:52,240 --> 01:19:00,759
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Hey, that's evil, one of them inflatable Santa

1138
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:05,600
Speaker 1: Claus hold and drive by schools and hey, what's going on?

1139
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:10,040
Speaker 1: The little kids are there's a real good with him.

1140
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:12,080
Speaker 1: It's kind of tricky. What is what are we doing here?

1141
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:17,360
Speaker 1: Little things to do over the holiday brown find your

1142
01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:21,080
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend. Yes, right on the back of her car.

1143
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Ho ho hochen. Here's the catch. Two of

1144
01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:31,559
Speaker 1: the whole holes have been written by paint that will

1145
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:33,960
Speaker 1: wash off when it rained. So in the back of

1146
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: the car, just said Merry Christmas. Hop the two come

1147
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,800
Speaker 1: on and last but not Lea. You know these people

1148
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:59,120
Speaker 1: associate you gotta go to a quanza party. Huh dressed

1149
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 1: like Santa Claus. Oh, man, They're gonna lose. I don't

1150
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:16,519
Speaker 1: gonnerstake real. Let me go, man, I got the man

1151
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 1: who celebrates do not. They did not play seriously, Man,

1152
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,639
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta family member to do that too. Man,

1153
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:28,200
Speaker 1: I just what you know, I'll be trying to be

1154
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: respectful of me, I said the dog. I can't. Hey, man,

1155
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:34,000
Speaker 1: why don't you get back to your African roots, I said, bro,

1156
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm in touch with my actual rooms. But I do

1157
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:41,080
Speaker 1: like Christmas. Yeah, yeah, you don't even understand what Christmas is.

1158
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 1: I might know, but I shouldn't understand what quansy is.

1159
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 1: So let's you, I said, But just understand, dog, my

1160
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 1: whole life I grew up with Christmas. I just kind

1161
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,600
Speaker 1: of like it. I ain't Finn to stop? Yeah, you

1162
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:59,680
Speaker 1: should stop. Every black person should stop. Dog. That's a

1163
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,720
Speaker 1: hard see it. Yeah, I can't celebrate a holiday the

1164
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 1: same age as me. Christmas way older than Yeah, me

1165
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:16,400
Speaker 1: and Quanza both got he had? How long is quansa is?

1166
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 1: It's a certain amount of day? Seven days? Yeah, it's

1167
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,439
Speaker 1: cool for the people that do it, man, but they'

1168
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:27,840
Speaker 1: be on such an angle man for you not joining in. Well,

1169
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:31,240
Speaker 1: for those of you who celebrate Quanza, happy Quanza. For

1170
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,640
Speaker 1: those of you, yeah, celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas, and for

1171
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:38,719
Speaker 1: everybody to celebrate, happy honka all of that. It's happy holiday.

1172
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah to everybody out there. Do you I do want

1173
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:46,599
Speaker 1: to see Santa Claus go to this this Quanza party though?

1174
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:51,639
Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

1175
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:55,559
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

1176
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:59,880
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay, A really few depressing reasons someone will

1177
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:04,720
Speaker 1: lie on a date. All right, I'm depressing reasons. Give

1178
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 1: you some good reasons, all right. You want to hear

1179
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,120
Speaker 1: these and then you give it out yours. All right.

1180
01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:14,599
Speaker 1: They don't believe they're good enough, so they'll lie. Makes

1181
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:19,400
Speaker 1: deite they think of love if they think of love,

1182
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 1: of dating, and of relationships as a game, so they lie.

1183
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:27,120
Speaker 1: They don't know any better. They just don't know any better,

1184
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:33,479
Speaker 1: so they lie. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm planning. I'm gonna lie. Yeah,

1185
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:36,320
Speaker 1: and I know you guys have I'm not gonna tell

1186
01:22:36,439 --> 01:22:38,960
Speaker 1: you if I want to be with you. Yeah. That's

1187
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,479
Speaker 1: just three reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the three

1188
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:44,240
Speaker 1: main ones. They don't believe they're good enough. They think

1189
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 1: of it as a game, and they just simply do know.

1190
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 1: It's not that you don't thank you good enough. You

1191
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:55,679
Speaker 1: just making show you good enough. Yeah, Bob, Bob, build

1192
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:58,160
Speaker 1: it up. Oh yeah, No, it ain't that you don't

1193
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:02,080
Speaker 1: thank you good enough. I stacked a deck. How much

1194
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 1: you make a year? Four hundred thousands, you know, you

1195
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:14,559
Speaker 1: know you make forty a whole about four hundred thousand,

1196
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,800
Speaker 1: you know, I get it. It's a bonus at the

1197
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,479
Speaker 1: end of the year, and then that keep a hopeful

1198
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,960
Speaker 1: of things gonna be. Yeah, I just got this job,

1199
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 1: so I'm on pace. Yeah, my bonus check at the

1200
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:32,360
Speaker 1: end of the year be three hundred and six and

1201
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:39,800
Speaker 1: nothing yet because they think it's a game. They just think,

1202
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:42,479
Speaker 1: you know, dating loving relationships. They think of it as

1203
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:44,880
Speaker 1: a game. It's just a game. So well, for guys

1204
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:47,800
Speaker 1: in the throwback business, it is a game. You mean,

1205
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:51,320
Speaker 1: some girls into it for game too. They just want

1206
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 1: to see if they can run their little situation and

1207
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,479
Speaker 1: make it work out, you know. And a lot of

1208
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,960
Speaker 1: women are playing the game now. So a lot of

1209
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,519
Speaker 1: people do think it's a game. It sounds to me

1210
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:03,200
Speaker 1: like you're justifying all this line that you're. No, I'm

1211
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:05,800
Speaker 1: not justifying nothing. But a lot of people think as

1212
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:08,680
Speaker 1: a game. Me and and women now treat dating like

1213
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 1: a game. That's why so many that's why families just

1214
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:15,360
Speaker 1: broken the air. But everything jacked up now because TV

1215
01:24:15,479 --> 01:24:18,920
Speaker 1: show man that Catfish. That's unbelievable to me. Three years

1216
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,200
Speaker 1: on line with a person, then't you going to meet him?

1217
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:24,639
Speaker 1: But I'm in a damn stranger color Carter playing Man,

1218
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 1: this little dude, good looking, little black kid was on Catfish.

1219
01:24:28,479 --> 01:24:30,000
Speaker 1: I went to see this girl when it Man, you

1220
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,880
Speaker 1: should have seen this girl. Dog, I ain't gonna lie

1221
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,759
Speaker 1: to you. Dog out of whoop the dude on Catfish?

1222
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:42,120
Speaker 1: Nonh Why I swear to God out of star because

1223
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,640
Speaker 1: they know what the person looked like for this. This

1224
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,120
Speaker 1: big girl came to this dobe. Man, it was Lyne,

1225
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:50,080
Speaker 1: told my she not here, come back later. And the

1226
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,240
Speaker 1: little dude, good looking, little black dude. Ro. I couldn't

1227
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,800
Speaker 1: understand it, man, where you could you? He got to

1228
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 1: have plenty girl friends back in Saint Louis. You're gonna

1229
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:02,760
Speaker 1: caught this plane down hill. It's me that little dude

1230
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,560
Speaker 1: looks She finally came clean and said it was me.

1231
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:16,720
Speaker 1: What's what she looked like? John Wallace, Mamma, it was you.

1232
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:28,920
Speaker 1: Don't show called Mullett. Mama, Joe. You're proud of yourself

1233
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:39,320
Speaker 1: right now? Wow? Wait no, no wait, no wait no wait,

1234
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:43,200
Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

1235
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:47,280
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

1236
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:50,519
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right. The stereotype of being single during

1237
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:54,920
Speaker 1: the holidays usually brings looks of pity from people, but really, really,

1238
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:58,519
Speaker 1: it can be cool. It can if you're single. What

1239
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,200
Speaker 1: being single for the holiday? Yeah? And I don't look

1240
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:05,559
Speaker 1: to people. You need to find somebody, don't don't. I'm

1241
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 1: telling you you need to find someday. Wake your ass

1242
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:12,839
Speaker 1: by yourself. Yeah, wake up, oh Christmas Day, by yourself,

1243
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:17,639
Speaker 1: ain't no noise another room. Wow, okay, okay, go ahead. Well,

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01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,960
Speaker 1: there there are a lot of things, junior, that single

1245
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:23,800
Speaker 1: people can do that someone with a significant other can't.

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01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:28,160
Speaker 1: How about that? All right, all right, I'm gonna tell

1247
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,920
Speaker 1: you your time is your own for one thing. You

1248
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,719
Speaker 1: have that freedom. But guys, here are ways the singles

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01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,160
Speaker 1: have it better during the holidays. Check it out, junior.

1250
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:40,719
Speaker 1: There are no fights waiting to happen, No fights waiting

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01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 1: to happen someone good. Yeah, that's a great thing. Or

1252
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:46,639
Speaker 1: break up. You don't want a lot of people break

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01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:48,560
Speaker 1: up over the holidays. You don't have to worry about that.

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01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:52,880
Speaker 1: Can't can't break up if you ain't gotten nobody by yourself. Yeah, okay,

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01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:54,880
Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to buy a lot

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01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:59,719
Speaker 1: of gifts. Think about it, You ain't getting none. Okay,

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01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:02,479
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the bright side of this. There

1258
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:05,839
Speaker 1: are no mandatory spouse holiday parties you have to attend

1259
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:09,880
Speaker 1: your aunts. Ain't got nothing on the stove, me, You

1260
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:15,000
Speaker 1: don't no spells in the house. Okay, here's another one.

1261
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,920
Speaker 1: You don't have to choose which family you're gonna celebrate with.

1262
01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:20,439
Speaker 1: There's always a fight about that. You know, yeah, but

1263
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:25,080
Speaker 1: you need to find somebody house and then here's a

1264
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:28,200
Speaker 1: good one New Year's Eve. You can go into twenty

1265
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:33,320
Speaker 1: eighteen focusing all on you. Okay, you ever brought in

1266
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:38,000
Speaker 1: the New Years by yourself? Singles when you do blowing

1267
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:47,799
Speaker 1: that horn, don't nobody hit, don't nobody. You can focus

1268
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 1: on just yourself bringing in the new year. Okay, but

1269
01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:54,240
Speaker 1: you couldn't do that the year before because you still

1270
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:59,920
Speaker 1: buy you. We're looking at the positive sight of being single,

1271
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:04,040
Speaker 1: that's all. No, there's there's no positive No, you don't

1272
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:06,160
Speaker 1: think you need to find somebody. I remember the first

1273
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:08,880
Speaker 1: time we moved Atlanta. First, I didn't go home when

1274
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:11,320
Speaker 1: I moved Atlanta, all right, when I woke up and

1275
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 1: there was nothing, nothing, no food, no no I called home.

1276
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:20,040
Speaker 1: I heard all that joy and laughter and getting passed

1277
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:24,559
Speaker 1: around on the phone. Ain't fun? Who is that? All

1278
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:27,240
Speaker 1: these damn questions? I'm coming in? Who is that? Let

1279
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:30,120
Speaker 1: me talk to you? Who coming in? What y'all doing it? Now?

1280
01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:33,759
Speaker 1: Who is that? Who is that? Now? Is that the doubt?

1281
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,880
Speaker 1: What baby? Is that? What y'all look at that? You

1282
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:44,559
Speaker 1: don't want to do that? Wow? I like all of that? Yourself?

1283
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:51,880
Speaker 1: You like being by yourself during the holidays. No jack, Listen, listen, listen, listen.

1284
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:57,240
Speaker 1: That's what it sounds. So what that's what I'm talking about. Okay,

1285
01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:59,760
Speaker 1: Christmas morning is like what at your house? Listen? Let

1286
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:06,280
Speaker 1: me listen. Don't you just love it? No pots rattling?

1287
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:09,960
Speaker 1: Listen again. You maybe to hit whoo and that joint.

1288
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:15,200
Speaker 1: You got to be lonely at pots rattling? No, no, no,

1289
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:20,360
Speaker 1: let you hear it again. Listen, not a damn thing.

1290
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:26,000
Speaker 1: You love it? No company at all? Come to my house.

1291
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:28,040
Speaker 1: You ain't in the neighborhood because I ain't gonna let

1292
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:30,479
Speaker 1: you in. You know that we were just in the

1293
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:35,519
Speaker 1: neighborhood when you outside, because you ain't coming in. All right,

1294
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,840
Speaker 1: coming up next to our last break of the day,

1295
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:42,320
Speaker 1: and Steve will have some closing remarks. You're listening Steve

1296
01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:45,720
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go. Here we go,

1297
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:48,640
Speaker 1: Steve with the last break of the day. With just

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01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:51,120
Speaker 1: one more thing. I'm gonna just play this for your

1299
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:54,680
Speaker 1: short version of it. This is my reaction listening to

1300
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:58,120
Speaker 1: Shirley Murdock's As We Lay. This is the reason I'm

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01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:01,920
Speaker 1: ticked off because this happened to me eighty I was

1302
01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:04,360
Speaker 1: at a girl's house all night long, and I don't

1303
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,559
Speaker 1: know why. I surely thought all necessary write a damn

1304
01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:12,200
Speaker 1: song about such a bad memory, for that's cute. Can't

1305
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:23,280
Speaker 1: wait eight hundred miss called its morning, and we slept

1306
01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:45,760
Speaker 1: the night. Now we can't too back toime. Yes we

1307
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:54,759
Speaker 1: still this morn the chip to face one simple fad.

1308
01:30:55,640 --> 01:31:09,559
Speaker 1: Ain't a woman. We we ain't just slept no night.

1309
01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:12,439
Speaker 1: I ain't been in your bath. You just go heave

1310
01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:20,800
Speaker 1: me over your across your oh here, yes here we

1311
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:28,280
Speaker 1: always go to sleep. But we but you taste to

1312
01:31:28,439 --> 01:31:33,839
Speaker 1: be No. This still posts the last night we're supposed

1313
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:39,920
Speaker 1: to be the gone, our separate way. I'm a story hard.

1314
01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:44,360
Speaker 1: We were just supposed to have a lovely few hour

1315
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:55,880
Speaker 1: the whole night you got some love to scar. I

1316
01:31:56,120 --> 01:32:01,400
Speaker 1: forgot what sho knew. I was late snowing. You can't

1317
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:20,280
Speaker 1: sleep when I'm snowing like leg hanging all mine about

1318
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:25,599
Speaker 1: the price we had to pay, no book in this daylight.

1319
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I can't find my drawl stay down my shoe in

1320
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Wow, I don't know where my ties jacket

1321
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:45,559
Speaker 1: turned inside out. I'm trying to get to this car.

1322
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:57,120
Speaker 1: What is you saying about my wife I had when

1323
01:32:57,240 --> 01:33:01,000
Speaker 1: you met me. You don't want to hurt it. What

1324
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:09,120
Speaker 1: you tain't different to do. She's gonna understand you, damn right.

1325
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:15,360
Speaker 1: She fron Upstay you know it's crazy gonna Shirley who

1326
01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:20,479
Speaker 1: you want? I can't stand that biled right there as

1327
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:24,320
Speaker 1: we slept ding What is the veil going off? Was

1328
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:31,599
Speaker 1: the veil? At one thirty? You forgot about your funk?

1329
01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:38,479
Speaker 1: As you know, count is upon. You ain't got to

1330
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:40,599
Speaker 1: deal with the calls. I know the one got drivers

1331
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:47,600
Speaker 1: in and explained it that it is nothing helped like

1332
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:55,639
Speaker 1: Tomas says eight hundred miss owned calls, seventy nine texts,

1333
01:33:56,479 --> 01:34:00,400
Speaker 1: all of them from Huck you better be dead. I'm

1334
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:10,000
Speaker 1: driving home trying to think on what I'm my mom classic.

1335
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:16,920
Speaker 1: What was the bel at one thirty? Dude, you don't

1336
01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:21,120
Speaker 1: centip looking at me talking about that as the sunlight

1337
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,840
Speaker 1: cross your face. You don't post me no light on me?

1338
01:34:24,680 --> 01:34:29,120
Speaker 1: That was the wild though jacket. Why need to find

1339
01:34:29,240 --> 01:34:32,120
Speaker 1: my hanging off over? He shoot out the stairs in

1340
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:36,360
Speaker 1: the kitchen. I went home. I ain't got no shirt.

1341
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:41,360
Speaker 1: I just got a town I couldn't even find. I

1342
01:34:41,479 --> 01:34:46,680
Speaker 1: know you gotta go home and face your I never

1343
01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:48,880
Speaker 1: counted up to calls. You know you ain't got going

1344
01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:54,360
Speaker 1: here to do? I old you want this? Damn old women?

1345
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:59,160
Speaker 1: You can't explain that university? Why is your drolls? Oh see?

1346
01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:02,800
Speaker 1: What had well say? I'm not taking the pants off

1347
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:04,960
Speaker 1: if I ain't got no draws on the pants? Stay

1348
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:08,800
Speaker 1: all night? Where are they thought? I didn't wear? No?

1349
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:13,080
Speaker 1: How did you misplace them over there? I was able

1350
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:19,519
Speaker 1: toilet at the airport and I didn't make it, and

1351
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:21,360
Speaker 1: I had a little accident on them, so I just

1352
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:27,479
Speaker 1: left them in the stop. You're lying. It's time to

1353
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:34,400
Speaker 1: get out of here. We lie as we lie. Hey, MANU,

1354
01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:37,519
Speaker 1: y'all have a great holiday. Yeah, we're going away for

1355
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:40,519
Speaker 1: the holidays. Man, We're gonna enjoy our time without families.

1356
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:43,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna see y'all the man every day. But we're

1357
01:35:43,120 --> 01:35:45,200
Speaker 1: gonna be showing y'all some moments from the year. But

1358
01:35:45,720 --> 01:35:48,200
Speaker 1: but thanks to our audience too, because thank you stay

1359
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:50,960
Speaker 1: right with us ever, thank you thank you for all

1360
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:54,720
Speaker 1: Steve every contest no purchase necessary, avoid were prohibited. Participants

1361
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,639
Speaker 1: must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

1362
01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:01,160
Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete content, US rules. Visit Steve

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01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:05,080
Speaker 1: Harvey FM dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:05,719
Speaker 1: Morning Show.