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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame in morning, so that's one. Hello.

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Speaker 1: This is Ross speaking. Yes, Hello, my name is Ted

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Speaker 1: Thebado and I am calling. I was looking for the

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Speaker 1: manager of this hat store. Yeah, well I'm the owner

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Speaker 1: and I'm here pretty much every day, so that would

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Speaker 1: be well, what a happy coincidence. Then it's I've reached

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Speaker 1: the owner of the whole hat store. It is a

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Speaker 1: pleasure to meet your. Hats off to you from running

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Speaker 1: a business like that. Yeah, let's be a lot of work,

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Speaker 1: sure is, and I speaking of which I'm doing it

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Speaker 1: right now. So can I help you? Yes, absolutely you can.

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Speaker 1: Actually can I help you because I needed to give

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Speaker 1: you a call because I found out something just devastating

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to call up and make it right.

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Speaker 1: I have a son, his name is Caden, Okay, and

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Speaker 1: he frequents your hat store, and he recently came home

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Speaker 1: with a brand new head adornment from Okay. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: that's good to hear, you know. Yeah, yes, it's good

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Speaker 1: to hear right now. Except I don't think you realize this,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna say it low and behold. He

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Speaker 1: shoplifted and he stole that hat from your store. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: your shirt list, sir confronted about, I said, Kate, and

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Speaker 1: where did you get that hat? I did not give

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Speaker 1: you any money to buy a hat today. You don't

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Speaker 1: have a bank account, and you want hanging out with

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Speaker 1: your friend. Rich friend Pete too buys the everything. So

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Speaker 1: where did you get the hat? I scolded him? And

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Speaker 1: then he finally came clean and said, yes, he shoplifted,

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Speaker 1: and so I wanted to call it him at this

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Speaker 1: correct with you? Okay, Well, yeah, I really appreciate that. Sir. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well we're opening it's nine. If you want to come

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Speaker 1: down and bring the hat back, and I'm sure we

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Speaker 1: can work out something where, you know, maybe you know,

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Speaker 1: if you wanna, if you want to have me in

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Speaker 1: on the punishment, if he could do a little work

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Speaker 1: around the shop to make something like that, you went

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Speaker 1: on the punishment. I don't even understand what that means.

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Speaker 1: What I'm more saying is I have quite the bone

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Speaker 1: to pick with you. You have a bone to pick

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Speaker 1: with me. Listen to your son stole from my store exactly,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I'm saying, he stole from your store. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: you are involved in teaching my son steal man. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where to get off teaching other people's children

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Speaker 1: to steal. Listen, if you want to teach your own

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Speaker 1: kids shoplifts, go ahead and go for but do not

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Speaker 1: teach my son to shoplift things. How dare you put

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Speaker 1: off your poor parenting onto me? This is this begins

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Speaker 1: at home, sir. I'm first of all, I'm sure this

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Speaker 1: is not little Caden's first trip to the store for

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Speaker 1: the five Padditionally, you're definitely not the first person to

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Speaker 1: teach my son to steal. How am I supposed to

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Speaker 1: teach him not to steal? When sto owners like you

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Speaker 1: are enabling my child to steal? You are you are

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Speaker 1: in bad at you? And your store is a horrible

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Speaker 1: influence on my little Caden and all of the other

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Speaker 1: teenagers like him to go in there. And I'm going

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Speaker 1: to report you to a better business bureau. So what

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Speaker 1: do you want me? Do you want to like walk

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Speaker 1: around and like do you want me to let you

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Speaker 1: want corporal punishment on your child in my store? I

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Speaker 1: whack him with a stick when I see him stealing something.

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Speaker 1: What do you want from me? Well? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I am so tired of everybody setting my little

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Speaker 1: Caden up for a life of crime. It's not his

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Speaker 1: fault that he's non stop. It's your fault. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right. You're right, it's my father's There's nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with you or how you're raising a little Caden. It's

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Speaker 1: all on everybody else in the world, and we need

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Speaker 1: to watch out for him. You're right there, You're right, yes.

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Speaker 1: And it was just like I was telling that car

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Speaker 1: owner last week, Hey, if you wouldn't have left your

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Speaker 1: doors unlocked on the car, Caden wouldn't have stolen it.

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Speaker 1: And they agreed with me, just like you all that

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Speaker 1: they realize it is their error. And I'm so happy

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Speaker 1: that you came to that conclusion. I have these conversations

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Speaker 1: all the time because my little Caden is always getting

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Speaker 1: himself into something well other people, other people kind of

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Speaker 1: encouraging it, and you are the first one's ever completely

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Speaker 1: seeing outside on this. This is so nice. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much for being being sarcastic and idiot. What are

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Speaker 1: you laughing about. I'm laughing because this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, and your wife Violet set you up. Oh,

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Speaker 1: my god, she said, do you own a hot story.

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Speaker 1: You're always complaining about kids shoplifting, so can't robbing me blind?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. Oh my god, unbelievable. Well I

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Speaker 1: don't know if they're robin you're blind? Are you robbing

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Speaker 1: yourself buying by allowing them steel? Oh my god. You

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Speaker 1: guys wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks