Speaker 1: Hey, guys, walking to the outside of emergency intergrom today.
Speaker 1: Drew is not here. He maybe looks like he's here,
Speaker 1: but he's not actually here. Took a few minutes of
Speaker 1: this moment this morning to meditate and really disassociate from
Speaker 1: his body so that he could be present while not
Speaker 1: being here, which is honestly a very honorable thing for
Speaker 1: him to do. He just wasn't really feeling like talking today.
Speaker 1: But it's okay. I have lots to talk about, lots
Speaker 1: to catch up on. How about you, Drew. Drew says
Speaker 1: that he's feeling okay. He's feeling the most that piece
Speaker 1: he's ever felt in his life, and he's very grateful
Speaker 1: that he took the decision to meditate away from his
Speaker 1: job today.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling great. You're back. Yeah, I reverse to lobotomy.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: Regeneration capabilities after that. So I don't think that's.
Speaker 1: What happens when you get a lettomy. You don't get
Speaker 1: those kind of powers.
Speaker 2: I mean, have you had a lobotomy, would you know?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, So is that your new tactic is just to.
Speaker 2: Like, don't come for me, don't compete, don't compare where
Speaker 2: you don't compete.
Speaker 1: Damn, I think it's don't compete where you don't compare.
Speaker 2: There's some fucking slime mold on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll stop it.
Speaker 2: I don't like that, truy I touch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just like wax o.
Speaker 1: What's up girl? How was it? How is your sleep?
Speaker 1: Let's let's start there. Let's start off simple. We don't
Speaker 1: always have to get into the bls at all.
Speaker 2: My sleep was great. I went to bed. I've been
Speaker 2: watching a lot of shows, like a lot a lot
Speaker 2: of shows all over the spectrum of shows which had
Speaker 2: been keeping me up really late. But I still wake
Speaker 2: up super early. But today it did sleep in a
Speaker 2: little bit. But I like the reason I slept in
Speaker 2: the day is because I wanted to finish my dream
Speaker 2: and I finished that dream and talk about the dream
Speaker 2: or do you think it's I literally forgot about it already,
Speaker 2: but I know it has to do with what's his face?
Speaker 2: Jack Harlowe going down a water slide and hitting his
Speaker 2: head on the water slide and then like seizing up
Speaker 2: like like Rigamortis style, like where his arms were like
Speaker 2: up like this, and then that's like really where it
Speaker 2: ended like and then like he just like popped back
Speaker 2: out of it and like stopped having a seizon and
Speaker 2: was immediately like, yeah, it just popped out of it.
Speaker 2: And that's literally where the dream ended.
Speaker 1: I guess for Jack Harlowe it would be embarrassing of
Speaker 1: him to have like a head injury.
Speaker 2: And Douce Yah Carlo can make a seizure sexy. I
Speaker 2: just say that Jack Carlow is the sexy as an
Speaker 2: Ann on Earth.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Let's die then, and that's all we have to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. That's about it. Well. I started watching
Speaker 1: the show and Drew started watching, which I guess starting
Speaker 1: media early, but it was like the last thing my
Speaker 1: brain had. That show for some reason makes me so anxious,
Speaker 1: so I had to turn it off and watch. Like
Speaker 1: I watched this girl on YouTube who she doesn't undo them,
Speaker 1: but she does like ceramic pourings, and I guess she
Speaker 1: just fought a lot of oh I want her to
Speaker 1: go through and like pours them and.
Speaker 2: It's like a surprise every time.
Speaker 1: And I fall asleep to those all the time because
Speaker 1: she literally has like one hundred and twenty because.
Speaker 2: Like, what is it? Rodo spin molding where she spins it.
Speaker 1: I think we're talking about someone else, because my girl,
Speaker 1: she she's not like making a storamic on like the
Speaker 1: spin wheel.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's like those blocks and she pours the
Speaker 2: goop inside.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, spin it so that it's like an
Speaker 1: even coding Okay, yeah, I thought you meant like the
Speaker 1: spin wheel. I was like, no, but we start. I
Speaker 1: started Candy because Drew told me to, and then now
Speaker 1: I have to catch up. Did you watch episode three?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I finished episode okay, so I have to catch up
Speaker 1: before tonight. I used tonight we have a concert, but
Speaker 1: after or before we have to see if the new
Speaker 1: episodes happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because who's doing this thing where they're releasing five
Speaker 2: episodes in five days or something. I don't know exactly
Speaker 2: how many episodes they're releasing, but it's a five day event,
Speaker 2: which I kind of like. I'm like, oh, he gives
Speaker 2: me something to come back to tonight.
Speaker 1: Also, Friday is Friday the thirteenth. I wonder if that's
Speaker 1: why they did it this week because the name of
Speaker 1: the first episode is Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I was trying to figure it out why
Speaker 2: because I know, like like streaming services that like release
Speaker 2: shows weekly and they're like eight to twelve episodes long,
Speaker 2: like force you to keep your subscription for that long.
Speaker 2: And it's like, damn, like just release it. If they
Speaker 2: release it all at once, you would just binge it
Speaker 2: in two days and then you can subscribe. So I
Speaker 2: was like, I wonder what the like purpose of them
Speaker 2: releasing this over five days is, And then I was like,
Speaker 2: maybe it's like like these are the highest months that
Speaker 2: there are days that people in subscribe or something. But
Speaker 2: it's literally that because they wanted to.
Speaker 1: Also, Hulu has The Kardashians now they don't have to worry.
Speaker 2: About people exactly, like actually, She's.
Speaker 1: Which I've watched and I've never watched Keeping Up with
Speaker 1: the Kardashians, but I have been watching The Kardashians because
Speaker 1: I love Chris Jenner.
Speaker 2: She is did she Apparently she's good this season. Apparently
Speaker 2: she's like a witch in every other season. But I
Speaker 2: think she's toning it down this season, is.
Speaker 3: What I think.
Speaker 1: It's because she's genuinely like in her old like era,
Speaker 1: like she's just like a lady in the room, like
Speaker 1: she's just like saying things dude. Her commentary. Wait, actually
Speaker 1: I literally have a clip of it, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play it because I thought this was like the funniest
Speaker 1: shit I've ever heard come out of like an older
Speaker 1: woman's mouth in my lirve. Okay, Apple, why does my
Speaker 1: ship have to load if it's just in my photos?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that means mine's been doing that recently,
Speaker 2: and I think it's you might have iclog photo turned
Speaker 2: onto me.
Speaker 1: I remember this, listen you look fat today?
Speaker 2: Child crazy also like not even that, like.
Speaker 1: Her delivery of that, like, let your personate listen you
Speaker 1: look fat today, pitch.
Speaker 2: I how all people that aren't her family sound in
Speaker 2: her brain? Everyone who talks shit to her sounds like that?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I love that show so much, so I
Speaker 1: like was watching that. All I've been doing is watching
Speaker 1: the Kardashians and playing Fortnite, and like I say that
Speaker 1: every episode, but it's genuinely like it's it's like making
Speaker 1: me go backwards, like my IQ is rapidly. Not to
Speaker 1: say that the Kardashians are doing that, but Fortnite is
Speaker 1: doing that. I buy v books so fast, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's really bad to chill. It's really bad.
Speaker 2: You do need to chill.
Speaker 1: My big question.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's what that is. Kind of yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess it is.
Speaker 1: But I got so many emotes recently and they're all
Speaker 1: so good, so like they know what they were doing.
Speaker 2: I want the segue one really bad, and I just
Speaker 2: missed my chance and I'm not going to get it
Speaker 2: because I have not been playing Fortnite, but I've been
Speaker 2: doing something equally as shitty for my brain. And I've
Speaker 2: been watching a lot of anime, like a crazy disgusting
Speaker 2: amount of anime, and you know what I do, and
Speaker 2: it's really gross. And I sent a photo of myself
Speaker 2: to Kai doing it. Is I like, play with myself?
Speaker 1: You play with yourself? Yeah, and you sent a photo
Speaker 1: of you doing it to Kai?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I like will sit on my bed and like
Speaker 2: I bought like a mc chicken and I just started
Speaker 2: like having sex with it and it was like I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, this ship like feels really good. And
Speaker 2: then I was like, Okay, this ship feels good. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get a Popeye chicken sandwich because you know they
Speaker 2: mayo the fuck out of the pop Actual and you
Speaker 2: know that the crispy coating is like a little bit
Speaker 2: like more ribbed. So I was like, oh, like ribbed
Speaker 2: for his pleasure. So I did it with the papa.
Speaker 2: It wasn't as good as a mc chicken, is.
Speaker 1: It because it was like more crispy. So like you
Speaker 1: found that it's cutting ribbed cutting.
Speaker 2: It was yeah, cutting my penis. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 2: literally bleeding all over this. No, but I just like
Speaker 2: I've been snaw like crazy. It's like crazy.
Speaker 1: Is that like a planned bit? Why did you do that?
Speaker 2: No, it's I've just been like sitting in bed snacking
Speaker 2: like crazy. And I'll order like McDonald's at like like
Speaker 2: eleven pm like and just sit in my bed like
Speaker 2: basically ass naked and like eating eating McDonald's in my
Speaker 2: bed cloth. Well, no one's here and the door's open,
Speaker 2: so well can come in and out because he's in
Speaker 2: a little baby boy. He's sleeping me every night and
Speaker 2: he like grows up against my bag and leads on me.
Speaker 2: It's really cute. It really cute and even a little boy. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you've been snacking, yeah, and watching anime? Uh and
Speaker 2: like I'll have like head like, dude, it was so gross.
Speaker 2: I had so many crumbs on like my comforter and
Speaker 2: like U two days ago, I just was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I've had enough of this ship.
Speaker 1: And oh you know what I did sit there for
Speaker 1: two days?
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I did? You know what I did?
Speaker 2: And yeah it is I grabbed it. I took all
Speaker 2: my plushes off. I grabbed it and just went and
Speaker 2: just like did the wave and it just all flew off.
Speaker 3: In my room.
Speaker 2: And then I remade my bed. Yeah, vacuum. Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, You're just gonna step on all the
Speaker 1: crumbs and get.
Speaker 2: Out of my bed. No, yeah, I just had helo
Speaker 2: crumbs in my bed. And like the worst part is
Speaker 2: I was eating like hot Cheetos and talkies in bed,
Speaker 2: so like the talkie's dust would go off, and then
Speaker 2: like it was like I would lay on it in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night and like I would have
Speaker 2: like talkie dust stains on my hip. And that's honestly
Speaker 2: my life. And like I was telling Kay yesterday, I'm like,
Speaker 2: hella depressed, And like if that shows you anything or
Speaker 2: tells you anything about the level of depression I'm at
Speaker 2: right now, I don't know how to finish that, but
Speaker 2: I'm hella depressed.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm hella good. I think I have finally beat depression.
Speaker 1: I don't feel sad. Ever, I'm the happiest of her bed.
Speaker 3: Same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fucking slaying I'm slaying woods, I'm slaying house.
Speaker 2: You should kill your should kill yourself.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say that to your friends. What if I
Speaker 1: said that to you and your depression.
Speaker 2: I would kill myself and write you in my fucking
Speaker 2: suits exactly.
Speaker 1: See how much power I have over you. You're a pathetic.
Speaker 2: You're a freak. See No, this is what happens. I
Speaker 2: cry for help and no one takes it serious. Enya
Speaker 2: makes fun of me.
Speaker 1: I told True. I was like, we should go out
Speaker 1: to a dinner and have like a talk, like I
Speaker 1: feel like you need to talk. And then it got
Speaker 1: around to dinner. I was like, you ready to go
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm ordering McDonald's and he ignored
Speaker 1: the fact that I wanted to do.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about ship, like That's the thing is
Speaker 2: I don't talk about ship. That's my thing.
Speaker 1: I do talk about shit.
Speaker 2: And one thing about me is I'm not gonna talk
Speaker 2: about anything ever, never, ever, ever. Like I tried to
Speaker 2: talk with Ky and I was like, I'm not ready
Speaker 2: to talk about it. It was he sat.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'm going through something, but I
Speaker 3: just can't talk about it yet.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it's lit. Though it's like lit.
Speaker 2: No one's talking about this. This kurried my depression for
Speaker 2: three days.
Speaker 1: Let's go get more flowers.
Speaker 2: My flower arranging flowers. Yeah, but they're already dying. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what's the fucking point. I spent so much
Speaker 2: money on this, Like it was actually like I didn't
Speaker 2: realize how expensive fucking flowers were until I was like
Speaker 2: buying them this time, and I was just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: like a bouquet of flowers is like three bucks, right, No,
Speaker 2: like at the flower market they're like fifteen bucks each,
Speaker 2: like twenty bucks each. And I was like I bought
Speaker 2: like one, two, three, four, five, six, like close to
Speaker 2: seven different flower arrangements and I spent the bag and
Speaker 2: I can't do that again. I hate it. I hated it,
Speaker 2: but also I loved it. What motherfuckers damn, I'm a
Speaker 2: comedian or something. I got y'all over, I got a
Speaker 2: lab bin. I'm a book comedian. In my bio, if
Speaker 2: you have a comedian in your bio. I can't with
Speaker 2: you and you're not funny. I'm done with you. There's
Speaker 2: one person in particular that does that bleep this.
Speaker 1: Out, oh I without you even saying it, I do it.
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, Like you're embarrassing, like some people write these
Speaker 1: stories like you need to get a grip. You were
Speaker 1: like clinically insane, like you are a psychopad.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It really is crazy. And look, we didn't
Speaker 2: say the name publicly, and if they see this clip
Speaker 2: and they're like, what the fuck? And I'm like, if
Speaker 2: the shoot fits, baby, I'm sorry. You know that's something
Speaker 2: I've been I want to start doing. Is like, actually,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I was gonna say, Like
Speaker 2: I really don't know what I was gonna say. That's
Speaker 2: actually scary. Since we were on the topic of hella overstimulated,
Speaker 2: over simulating the just the Internet, I'm like like, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: there is so much happening, like all the time. I'm
Speaker 2: in like like scrolling through my TikTok feed and like
Speaker 2: the bright light like flickering in my face when I'm
Speaker 2: in a bed at and I like, do you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying it's crazy. It's like, literally I'm so
Speaker 2: over stimulated. It's like it's scary, it's fun. Like I mean,
Speaker 2: we were talking about it yesterday. I was like, now,
Speaker 2: like when I see that the world is ending, I
Speaker 2: just like scroll past it and I'm like at a
Speaker 2: sight out of mind. I don't give a fuck, like
Speaker 2: get it out of my Like I'm like ignoring it,
Speaker 2: like I'm sorry, like I'm big oil companies or whatever
Speaker 2: you want to say it, but like it really will
Speaker 2: freak me the fuck out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to be somebody who was really like could
Speaker 1: easily like take in all that information. But I am like, again,
Speaker 1: I know this is like a privileged statement too, but
Speaker 1: I'm just like at the point where I'm like I
Speaker 1: actually can't, like I can't look at it. It's like
Speaker 1: gonna freak me out. I'm gonna like like make awful
Speaker 1: decisions for myself to like try to feel better, Like
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be good for me, and I can
Speaker 1: just like bloss over it.
Speaker 2: And then I like, it's mental health. It's always mental health. This'
Speaker 2: mental health. That period is.
Speaker 1: Speaking of you being mentally ill and wanting to die.
Speaker 1: I decided I want my tombstone if I died in
Speaker 1: the near future, to be an Xbox, Like I want
Speaker 1: my tombstone to be an Xbox And I want a
Speaker 1: little Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Highlights girl like your three highlights.
Speaker 1: I've got really good, guys, I'm really good. You know
Speaker 1: what I've taken on. I've been sniping the fuck out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Do you hunt people now or do you still? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see, We'll see when we have it.
Speaker 1: I don't finish a game without like six to ten kills, like,
Speaker 1: I don't even in games? Where are you really shitty?
Speaker 1: Like I like run in the middle of everything. You
Speaker 1: are so misogynistic.
Speaker 2: No, I just I saw the level that you left
Speaker 2: at like two weeks ago, and if you improved that
Speaker 2: much in two weeks, like, you are actually like a
Speaker 2: savant and this is your calling and you should only
Speaker 2: play Fortnite.
Speaker 1: I literally, I don't know if you mean my literal level.
Speaker 2: No, I mean like like you're playing skill level, but
Speaker 2: you did level like forty levels. No.
Speaker 1: I literally, I mean does it makes.
Speaker 2: Sense because you that's all you did in New I literally.
Speaker 1: Left this house at level thirty and I'm at level
Speaker 1: eighty right now.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's psycho.
Speaker 1: And I left with one emote to my name, and
Speaker 1: now I have a ring full of emotes, which includes
Speaker 1: toussy slide. I was gonna say, oh, I don't trust
Speaker 1: new infrastructure. I don't think more buildings need to be
Speaker 1: made and I don't I don't trust them.
Speaker 2: It's all made out of cardboard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like new bridges. New bridges should not
Speaker 1: be made because and which doesn't make sense, because realistically,
Speaker 1: I should trust new bridges over old bridges because old
Speaker 1: bridges have been used so many times that like it's
Speaker 1: like technically the likelihood of it, like collapsing is higher.
Speaker 1: But I don't trust new bridges. They turn up. I'm
Speaker 1: up too.
Speaker 2: Quick, We're too lazy, you know, Yeah, cutting corners with
Speaker 2: materials to say, gonna.
Speaker 1: Be the first bitch on the bridge, Like no, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be the first bitch crossing that bridge.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think many bridges are being like
Speaker 2: corrected though now I know.
Speaker 1: In Miami there's so many highways being built because of
Speaker 1: like it's like prepping for more people to like come
Speaker 1: to the city, and so many highways and like what
Speaker 1: are they called, Like overpasses. Yeah, overpasses are being built.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, thats gonna There's been like construction in
Speaker 2: Fort Worth. I'm not kidding since I've been born. They've
Speaker 2: been building these roads since I was like three or
Speaker 2: four years old, and still they have not finished them.
Speaker 2: It's been like a twenty year project. It's like actually crazy,
Speaker 2: and everyone's like, damn, are y'all ever gonna finish that shit?
Speaker 2: This is the most boring shit I've ever said, Like
Speaker 2: talking talking about roads in Fort Worth.
Speaker 1: No, but it's like I would trust that over fucking
Speaker 1: Miami turning up a bridge in like three days.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, what is happening here in Miami is
Speaker 2: literally built on sand, so it's gonna settle and crack
Speaker 2: and like it rowed immediately, it will fall. The bridges
Speaker 2: will fall. Who was the villain that blew up all
Speaker 2: the bridges? It was like a super villain that blew
Speaker 2: up all the bridges to Manhattan and trapped everybody in
Speaker 2: But it maybe it was in a movie. Maybe wasn't
Speaker 2: it bane real life? It happened in real life. It
Speaker 2: was a documentary that I watched recently.
Speaker 1: Like I was, I was like, when did this happen.
Speaker 2: I think there was the who cares? That's my vibe
Speaker 2: recently is who the fuck cares?
Speaker 3: Was it Bane or was it Riddler?
Speaker 2: I think it might Riddler blew up the sea wall.
Speaker 2: He like he flooded the city seawall for New York.
Speaker 1: I'm like confused. I was really confused by.
Speaker 3: That might be. But I know that they're like, it's
Speaker 3: not a building one. It's like it's like a fictionalized
Speaker 3: version of New York. But I do think that they
Speaker 3: are building like an anti global climate change sea level rising.
Speaker 2: Wall wall literally keeping the fish, keep out. I'm with them,
Speaker 2: keep out the fish, keep out the fish in the wall.
Speaker 2: Build the sea wall.
Speaker 3: Build that wall, you guys, it's like a very different
Speaker 3: type of wall.
Speaker 1: No, they're building the wall.
Speaker 3: This wall is good.
Speaker 2: This wall is we can remain friends.
Speaker 1: Walls are not goody, you should be careful.
Speaker 3: Walls can sometimes be good.
Speaker 2: The sea wall.
Speaker 1: No. Not me seeing that movie, being like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: could that happen? Like I literally like this, well this
Speaker 1: was kind of filmed.
Speaker 2: I mean I literally know nothing. I think it could happen.
Speaker 2: I don't what can.
Speaker 1: New York be flooded by the riddler.
Speaker 2: Look it up that yeah, Google that it's happening. We
Speaker 2: want a TV right here so we can watch Kai
Speaker 2: what he's doing.
Speaker 1: So we can just watch TV.
Speaker 2: We can just what is it the where it's just
Speaker 2: the silhouettes and it's them like commentating on shows like
Speaker 2: Space Odyssey Theater three.
Speaker 1: Thousand Science Theater or whatever. But yeah, we would have
Speaker 1: a TV here in the glare, like we wouldn't see anything.
Speaker 1: We don't have curtains in any rooms in our house.
Speaker 1: We can't watch TV.
Speaker 2: In the daytime, which is lit it like that current.
Speaker 1: So we can finish Kundy it'll.
Speaker 2: Be nighttime enough, or we can hang up the sheet.
Speaker 2: I am so anti curtains, it's actually a problem. I
Speaker 2: think I am the naked neighbor. You know, everybody has
Speaker 2: a naked neighbor. I walk when I'm alone. I walked
Speaker 2: through this rut through this house, but ass naked. Like
Speaker 2: I'll go to your and it's fucked up. I'll go
Speaker 2: to your room and look at myself in your mirror naked,
Speaker 2: and I admire my body.
Speaker 1: I really don't like the idea that you've ever been.
Speaker 2: In my room, but I mean it's true. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: it's the truth. That's like, I'm just revealing my secrets.
Speaker 1: You like sprayed your dust on all my things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you ever been in my room naked?
Speaker 1: No, because I'm a sane person and I'm not going
Speaker 1: into your room.
Speaker 2: I've been in Josh's room naked too, because they'll both
Speaker 2: have the mirror.
Speaker 1: Get a mirror.
Speaker 2: No, there's no a mirror. Who there's no spot to
Speaker 2: put a mirror in my house or in my room?
Speaker 1: So what is the fucking hallway? You lose?
Speaker 2: Her covered up the pink wall. Did you see that
Speaker 2: they painted the pink wall stripes.
Speaker 1: It's because they tried to spice.
Speaker 2: It up, which is actually humiliating and embarrassing. It looks
Speaker 2: so fucking bad painted pink.
Speaker 1: Did you see that? The guy who posted the video
Speaker 1: originally because all the comments were like most of them
Speaker 1: were about us, his next update video, he hashtagged it
Speaker 1: and and drew.
Speaker 2: Filast He has no idea who the fuck we are.
Speaker 2: They're like, why do they care so much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just showed up. All of the sons was
Speaker 1: on my timeline and I looked at the hashtags.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, It's crazy how
Speaker 2: fast the truth is spreading, like the sleeper agents have
Speaker 2: been are about to be awoken. Everybody on just on
Speaker 2: literally every TikTok you see on your for you page.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. If everybody here commented the druth is
Speaker 2: spreading with the demon purple demon head emoji, it would
Speaker 2: become scary. Just say the truth. You don't even have
Speaker 2: to mention me, just say the truth is spreading. Also,
Speaker 2: we have to get the spelling right. Is it d
Speaker 2: r e w t h or d r U t h?
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's it should be your name, Drew
Speaker 1: du But the problem is Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 2: This is fucking witch.
Speaker 1: I want to I don't know if like how long
Speaker 1: she's done that, but now on her she does druth
Speaker 1: or dare, which is fully like, it's not obviously her,
Speaker 1: it's like somebody who works on that production it wrote
Speaker 1: it and was like, oh, this would be like a
Speaker 1: good little thing.
Speaker 2: Oh the the truth. They I know one of her
Speaker 2: producers are watching this. I just know it, like straight up,
Speaker 2: and I'm looking you in the soul. You stole from me,
Speaker 2: you writer derogatory.
Speaker 1: What's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Oh, I bet nothing's gonna happen. I just want
Speaker 2: them to feel shamed.
Speaker 1: You're gonna like.
Speaker 2: Like command your subjects to like go and get But
Speaker 2: the truth will spread all over you. The truth will
Speaker 2: spray all over you. The truth will squirt all over exactly, exactly. Okay,
Speaker 2: So everybody thought the pandemic was bad, right, Okay? Does
Speaker 2: anybody like, does no one remember the zandemic the literal zandemic?
Speaker 2: Wait twenty sixteen. I was she was crazy.
Speaker 1: I was around someone like knew, I met someone in
Speaker 1: New York, was like in their house, and I like
Speaker 1: made the joke. I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have so much anxiety right now, Like I said that Andy.
Speaker 1: It genuinely like confused the fuck out of them. They
Speaker 1: were like, you have xanax on you right now. And
Speaker 1: then they seemed injurgued.
Speaker 2: Like they wanted person older.
Speaker 1: No, they were like maybe like five years older than me,
Speaker 1: so they fully would have been around for the zandemic
Speaker 1: cognitive like, but it was just so funny because they
Speaker 1: were like what and I was like, no, zand.
Speaker 2: I know who it is. I know who.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just mixing the words like anxiety.
Speaker 1: And then Yeah. He was just really confused. He was like,
Speaker 1: are you on Xanax.
Speaker 2: Xanax made SoundCloud rappers. Yeah, And then I was like, no.
Speaker 1: This rapper, Little Lamp, he has like this song called anxiety,
Speaker 1: And then that was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: He had x anarchy. We're gonna We're gonna go crazy. Literally,
Speaker 2: x anarchy is just like taking a bunch of x
Speaker 2: X and like burning down the city. Dude, No, but
Speaker 2: the zand dan X.
Speaker 1: And have the fucking bodily will to go and burn
Speaker 1: down a city.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. It's just like being drunk, like you don't
Speaker 2: realize what's going on, and then you wake up the
Speaker 2: next day and you're like, wait, what did I do?
Speaker 1: See in my head? Xanax like puts you to sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm like you have to like be.
Speaker 2: Like they knocked my ass out. I was prescribed don't
Speaker 2: even don't even go there. Oh they were going there,
Speaker 2: they were going x X is I'm not.
Speaker 1: The supporters of the truth or like you like feel
Speaker 1: like they're.
Speaker 2: Oh the truth, We're not thinking that. It was the
Speaker 2: other bitches that refuse to join. Your day is coming.
Speaker 1: Your days are numbered. Literally, I'm saying that to someone
Speaker 1: is so medicing your days are numbered, saying that I
Speaker 1: have a really bad habit when someone makes me upset,
Speaker 1: like specifically a stranger. I go and I get to
Speaker 1: say this because I've experienced this pain and I know
Speaker 1: it makes you a better person. But I'm always like,
Speaker 1: one of your parents will die this like one of
Speaker 1: your parents. Some girl And when I was like, bumped
Speaker 1: into me so crazy?
Speaker 2: Should we take it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, Hello, This is.
Speaker 3: An automated message from Spectrum.
Speaker 2: At that time, they're trying to cancel our internet. You're
Speaker 2: going to be a fun call I the fun ones
Speaker 2: And it's real the fun one stops. Does anybody like
Speaker 2: I think they like crack down on toll calls or something,
Speaker 2: because I'm not getting any good ones anymore. Like it's
Speaker 2: always just like Spectrum calling me or I don't know. Actually,
Speaker 2: maybe I am getting good ones and I'm just ignoring it.
Speaker 2: I think I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're ignoring all the good ones. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this girl like bumped into me like the craziest I've
Speaker 1: been bumped into in a very long time on the
Speaker 1: street when there was like space to not bump into me.
Speaker 1: And once you walked away, I just turned around to
Speaker 1: my friends, and I was like, what's crazy is her
Speaker 1: parents will be dying this week, like both of them probably,
Speaker 1: And you don't want to fuck with me because it happens.
Speaker 1: I've killed so many parents by accident. It's crazy and
Speaker 1: I am sorry.
Speaker 2: But that's why I'm friends with her, because I don't
Speaker 2: want her to come after my parents. Next, I called
Speaker 2: my parents, like I was watching this TikTok account. Also,
Speaker 2: I'm addicted to TikTok again. It's like really fucked up,
Speaker 2: Like I wrapped up in nine hours and fourteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I want to know what my screen time is. I'm
Speaker 1: hell on there again.
Speaker 2: But I literally I relapsed so hard it's like crazy.
Speaker 2: It's literally crazy.
Speaker 1: You don't have to say it like you're talking about
Speaker 1: an app. You don't have to like say it like that.
Speaker 2: But I was watching this account and both of her
Speaker 2: parents have dementia and it was breaking my fucking heart.
Speaker 2: It was like literally the saddest shit I'd ever seen.
Speaker 2: And I don't know how she does it. She's like
Speaker 2: literally the strongest person I think ever. Like if my
Speaker 2: parents like couldn't remember me, I would like freak the
Speaker 2: fuck out. That is genuinely like, like, the saddest thing
Speaker 2: I think that could ever happen to me is if
Speaker 2: my parents forgot who I am. But I called them
Speaker 2: like crying, and I was like, if you motherfuckers get
Speaker 2: them in chat, I am locking you away, like I
Speaker 2: am locking you in an old folks home. I am
Speaker 2: not taking care of you. So I don't even like
Speaker 2: think about getting it, Like, don't even Well, you.
Speaker 1: Should just make a song with your parents right now
Speaker 1: so then when they get dementia, you can sing it
Speaker 1: to them and they'll remember who you are. I learned
Speaker 1: that from coca.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, it's like gonna make me tear, dude.
Speaker 2: She said, the saddest shit I've ever heard. She was
Speaker 2: like this No, this girl on TikTok, she was like
Speaker 2: she was like talking like basically all of the tiktoks
Speaker 2: were her asking her dad to like like spend the
Speaker 2: night and like do you want to spend the night
Speaker 2: to night, I'll cook you dinner. And every time he
Speaker 2: would say yes, and someone was like why do you
Speaker 2: ask him that? And she was like, well, like he
Speaker 2: doesn't remember five minutes or something like that, so I
Speaker 2: have to like ask him if he wants to spend
Speaker 2: the night and eat food because he can't go home,
Speaker 2: like he can't take care of himself. It's like a
Speaker 2: danger for him. So I have to ask him and
Speaker 2: I give him that choice. And then someone was like,
Speaker 2: what happens if, like he says no, that he doesn't
Speaker 2: want to spend the night and eat dinner at your house.
Speaker 2: And she's like, honestly, it doesn't happen. He always does
Speaker 2: say he wants to spend the night and spend time
Speaker 2: with his lovely daughter, but there has been a few
Speaker 2: times where he's like no, And then five minutes later
Speaker 2: I asked him again and he's already forgot that he
Speaker 2: said no, and he says yes. So I would for
Speaker 2: freak out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would greeen me out. I would become like
Speaker 1: selfish in the way that I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is affecting me way too much. Like it takes
Speaker 1: like a strong ass person.
Speaker 2: She is like fucking boss, Like yeah, because she also
Speaker 2: has a kid and a husband of her own, she's
Speaker 2: taken care of both of her parents, and like she
Speaker 2: was like, I have like a little bit of help,
Speaker 2: but like she was, like, my mom goes away for
Speaker 2: like a week at a time and spends time with
Speaker 2: her friend or something, and I'm like, you need real help.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It makes me sad. She's a beast.
Speaker 1: She's it's like insane because I would chop out. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I'd be like, I love you so.
Speaker 2: Much, but this you're going home, You're going to.
Speaker 1: I want to go have a girl's night. I know,
Speaker 1: I need to drink.
Speaker 2: I need a Drinkiana, I get.
Speaker 1: I get my parents literally drunk.
Speaker 2: I need to go to the nice guy.
Speaker 1: Me. It's the right age of fifty. I need to
Speaker 1: go to the nice guy.
Speaker 2: Literally.
Speaker 1: Dad be like, I need to go to Delilah's.
Speaker 2: Literally, I need to go to Poppies.
Speaker 1: Fuck, what's I gonna say? Oh, I was thinking about this,
Speaker 1: And what's crazy is my dad isn't fifty yet and
Speaker 1: I'm already twenty three, so I don't know that math.
Speaker 1: But he's young. That's it.
Speaker 2: Your dad is young.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Dante is turning twenty six this year, So
Speaker 1: my dad isn't even twice Dante age. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's woo woo crazy, Like like I'm not kidding, that's
Speaker 1: like been blown by.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Older than me, your mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: I don't know. My mom's only like ten years older
Speaker 3: than me.
Speaker 1: Really, your mom had you when she was ten.
Speaker 3: I guess I've never done the math. But like, I mean,
Speaker 3: if I think about it.
Speaker 2: How is that even fucking possible?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what I'm.
Speaker 3: Just opening up to you guys, sharing that.
Speaker 1: You're disrupting our like sweets, like talk about our parents
Speaker 1: with a little like thing, like a little thing that.
Speaker 2: I thought of. Yeah, sorry, my bad, No.
Speaker 1: But actually I was saying about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: my dad is like young as bones, Like I'm going
Speaker 1: to be like sixty and my dad's going to be
Speaker 1: like eighty because my dad will live forever, like there's
Speaker 1: no doubt about it, and my mom will live forever.
Speaker 1: My mom's only like forty three.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have to die before my parents.
Speaker 2: I can outlive. I cannot survive their deaths.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think I could ever survive the death of a parent. No,
Speaker 1: but like for real, I I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: think I can do it. I can't do it again.
Speaker 2: I can't do that, bro, Like I if my parents, No,
Speaker 2: I don't even I'm not even gonna say it like
Speaker 2: I'm knocking on would like phrasey, but just no Mom
Speaker 2: and dad that I will die before you. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: they don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think they want to hear that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's the truth. Okay, So moving on pivoting.
Speaker 2: This is like a really crazy phrazy topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've had really crazy takes today.
Speaker 2: No, like, no, this one's actually insane. Okay. We all
Speaker 2: used omegel as children. We all did it like without
Speaker 2: a doubt, like most of us listening used amgle whatever
Speaker 2: you want to call it. Did you ever show knockers
Speaker 2: or hole on there?
Speaker 1: No? Not on there?
Speaker 2: I did? I did well?
Speaker 1: You showed your tits?
Speaker 2: No? No, remember remember.
Speaker 3: But it was.
Speaker 2: I was begged too, and I had power and I
Speaker 2: felt powerful.
Speaker 1: Wait were you groomed into doing something?
Speaker 2: We were all groomed on omengo. Yeah, that's simply that's
Speaker 2: what it is, groomed.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you had power, but I'm glad
Speaker 1: you felt that.
Speaker 2: No, let me like think of my trauma the way
Speaker 2: I wanted to.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll let you have that.
Speaker 2: I had the power to do that.
Speaker 1: Literally me as a fifteen year old being convinced that
Speaker 1: if I posted lude pictures of my body it was
Speaker 1: me taking my power back. I was like, yeah, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm claiming my sexuality before anybody else does me having
Speaker 1: kissed a person before Like that's like that was like
Speaker 1: the greatest like extent of my sexual exploration is having
Speaker 1: kissed somebody.
Speaker 2: That's lit. Ja, I told you it was crazy. You
Speaker 2: didn't believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't believe that.
Speaker 2: You didn't believe me, No, I did not. It was
Speaker 2: it was between that. It was between that or me saying,
Speaker 2: why is sprite low key lit? Because sprite is lit.
Speaker 2: I got a sprite the other day because I ordered
Speaker 2: two meals because I have this little hack. I ordered
Speaker 2: two meals at once on Postmate so I can eat
Speaker 2: one now and eat one later, so I have to
Speaker 2: pay the delivery fee twice. Bitches catch on um. But
Speaker 2: I got a coke and a sprite, and I enjoyed
Speaker 2: the sprite way more than I enjoyed the coke.
Speaker 1: I'm just such a coke girl.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Like, I thought I was that too, Like.
Speaker 1: A McDonald's sprite is like is that where I was from?
Speaker 2: Or what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like but that's different. Mcdonald'sprite is a different breed
Speaker 1: of sprite, Like I can't just go open a can
Speaker 1: of sprite and like it's not gonna give me the
Speaker 1: same flavor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to take a bath in McDonald's right,
Speaker 2: it would like.
Speaker 1: Sting and oh you wanted to sing your members?
Speaker 2: Okay, see how fast I catch on you?
Speaker 1: You little, you, little bastard, trick bitch.
Speaker 3: Don't call her a bitch.
Speaker 2: True, you can call me a bastard.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking bastard. I'm not in my lye. The
Speaker 1: thing was I was not. I'm not a bastard. I
Speaker 1: literally am not. I was made within wedding vows and
Speaker 1: like I am perfect, I'm an angel. Some of I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but some of your.
Speaker 2: Bastards, of your bastard child children.
Speaker 1: Making that like let's bring that back. It's being like
Speaker 1: really fucked up, like oh, you're a bastard, like literally
Speaker 1: really really nearly like like racist fucked up connotations to
Speaker 1: bastard because like what do you think, like like why
Speaker 1: was it so? I guess, But it's also just the
Speaker 1: connotations that like to have a kid without marriage made
Speaker 1: you like a slut and a fucking demon.
Speaker 2: So that's what but huh it did?
Speaker 3: Oh damn, Oh.
Speaker 1: You're really bringing You're not kidding, I'm not joking. You're
Speaker 1: a fucking bastard. You're a little bastard. I love the
Speaker 1: word bastard. It is a little bastard. A little bastard?
Speaker 2: Do you put emphasis on it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I'm a shade Tard through and through, like where are they?
Speaker 2: Where are we need to rise? The fandom is done,
Speaker 2: the fandom is dying, and we need to ride.
Speaker 1: I literally was a shade Tard fan, like I literally
Speaker 1: like that was some of the first YouTubers. I watched
Speaker 1: that and CFC. I think I've said that before, but
Speaker 1: those were the first YouTubers I.
Speaker 2: Wanted to be.
Speaker 3: He was the first YouTuber I want that, and like
Speaker 3: that sexy phil I don't know that one. It's Philip DeFranco,
Speaker 3: but that's what I.
Speaker 2: Watched, a sexy Did you guys ever watch Kevi Jumba?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah, ke Jumbo was like I was like,
Speaker 3: that's the good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched keV Jumba. I watched Shane Dawson, Yes,
Speaker 2: I watched Destinate. They had like the random videos. I
Speaker 2: don't even know videos and then any of like Shane
Speaker 2: Dawson's universe. Like I think her name was like Brittany.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I sent her a box of cupcake
Speaker 2: cereal because that was like a big stance. I mean
Speaker 2: that one sent her a box of cupcake cereal to her.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, it's like a huge standard because she loved
Speaker 2: everything cupcake flavor.
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember the I Justine video where she
Speaker 3: like takes out the bill for the first iPhone the bill. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like she had the very first iPhone like obviously right,
Speaker 3: and then they got she got the bill which was
Speaker 3: like at that point, they would send you in the
Speaker 3: mail a box which had like all of the data
Speaker 3: that you used.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh it was like a cell phone. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I jail for.
Speaker 3: The data, but it was like it was like a
Speaker 3: it was like a script.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was. She She was another one that I watched.
Speaker 2: I loved her videos and I loved her like fantasy.
Speaker 2: There's like a photo of like the iPhone one like
Speaker 2: I would. I remember sitting in my computer room because
Speaker 2: computers were massive, where we had like a room in
Speaker 2: our house that was like it was a closetic configured
Speaker 2: to be like the computer room, and I remember looking
Speaker 2: up photos of the first iPhone on that and showing
Speaker 2: my parents and I'm like, y'all have to get this phone,
Speaker 2: like it's going to change the world, Like, please get
Speaker 2: me this phone. I was like fucking eight or something
Speaker 2: at the time, and they like wouldn't do it. But
Speaker 2: there's like a photo of that phone, and I would
Speaker 2: like look up like eBay listenings, trying to convince them
Speaker 2: like that was like this one's like two undred others cheaper,
Speaker 2: like you can get this one from me, like and
Speaker 2: then like I can just use it. I didn't need
Speaker 2: a phone or an iPhone. But there's the photo of
Speaker 2: the iPhone with like the uh clownfish swimming through the
Speaker 2: an enemy. Oh yeah, yeah, that was the most beautiful
Speaker 2: photo I had ever seen in my entire life. I
Speaker 2: swear to god that was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Me and my brother shared the first iPhone like not
Speaker 1: that long after it came out, which makes it seem
Speaker 1: like we had a lot of money, but we had
Speaker 1: a guy who sold stolen products. So like every product
Speaker 1: I had up until like even like being nineteen years old,
Speaker 1: like eighteen years old, my first like camera was like
Speaker 1: I bought it from somebody who stole it. Like my
Speaker 1: first computer, I bought it for which I think it's past,
Speaker 1: like that was like five years ago now, like it
Speaker 1: doesn't fucking matter. And sorry to those people you snooze,
Speaker 1: you lose. What can I say? But yeah, we me
Speaker 1: and my brother had the first iPhone. Yeah, and we
Speaker 1: fully were sharing it. That actually the first that was
Speaker 1: the first phone I had that, Like me and my
Speaker 1: brother had a number so that we shared and we
Speaker 1: would like give it to our friends. And I liked
Speaker 1: having the phone with me more because my brother didn't care.
Speaker 1: And I had it charging next to my bed. One
Speaker 1: night and I like woke up to like the ding
Speaker 1: of like a message, and I looked and it was
Speaker 1: one of those messages. I was like, Oh, send this
Speaker 1: to ten people and your crush will kiss you tomorrow whatever.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think maybe like in like
Speaker 1: fifth grade or something like fourth or fifth grade, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Like I didn't think like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could just delete this text so my dad doesn't
Speaker 1: see it and think I'm like being like a little
Speaker 1: like like promiscuous kid. So but instead I went and
Speaker 1: showed it to my dad and my dad was so
Speaker 1: confused and he was like, who are you kissing?
Speaker 2: Karen said, who's Carmen Winstead? And why is she gonna
Speaker 2: kill you?
Speaker 1: Like I was like, who are you gonna kiss? Like
Speaker 1: who is this from? And I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm showing you too, it's from It's from
Speaker 1: a random number. Did I mention that I'm dead?
Speaker 2: The craziest thing is that came back yeah recently.
Speaker 1: What's crazy is literally, and I've known this forever, is
Speaker 1: that like trends and everything are cyclical, but we were
Speaker 1: amongst the first people using the internet in like a
Speaker 1: community based way, so like everything that we liked and
Speaker 1: enjoyed from the internet and found funny, like fully, we're
Speaker 1: seeing it come back because now it's been long enough
Speaker 1: where we're seeing like we're like ten years apart from
Speaker 1: like the like thirteen to like seventeen year olds on
Speaker 1: the internet. So we're seeing them like indulge in the
Speaker 1: things that we liked as kids publicly, and it actually
Speaker 1: freaks me the fuck out, like the fact that Lana
Speaker 1: is as big as she is still and it's amongst
Speaker 1: like people who were like my age when her albums
Speaker 1: came out freaks me out, Like that freaks me out. Well,
Speaker 1: but it's like.
Speaker 2: She's not that big though, because she's not on the
Speaker 2: New Minions album produced by Jack Antonov. So I mean,
Speaker 2: if she was really a star, she'd be on the Minions.
Speaker 1: Did you ever think she like turned it down?
Speaker 2: She didn't get invited? Girl?
Speaker 1: How do you know that Jack Antonov is literally her?
Speaker 3: Boy, there's a solid chance that's gonna be like legitimately good.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be very I'm so stuck. I almost
Speaker 2: bought the vinyl four like a straight up and I
Speaker 2: don't even have a record play.
Speaker 1: It looked like a ring pop, like you know, the
Speaker 1: really good ring pops. That's what it looked like, in
Speaker 1: like a grocerby.
Speaker 2: Like the cover is insane, it's so so bad.
Speaker 1: It looks like an edit from twenty fourteen. Like it
Speaker 1: literally looks like like someone just parent background, like transparent
Speaker 1: this to put on a boat en. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that is like like the Carmen Winston and I feel
Speaker 1: like there's like so much shit that's oh, like this
Speaker 1: is so stupid and like so insignificant. But I remember
Speaker 1: again during like the peak, like Lana era like twenty thirteen,
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, twenty twelve, like those years twenty fourteen, like
Speaker 1: during all of that, like a really popular blush to
Speaker 1: have when you were like a part of that was
Speaker 1: this two face blush that.
Speaker 2: Had like the party blush.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like the heart shaped one
Speaker 1: and it has like imprint of like rabbits and stuff,
Speaker 1: and like two face was the thing because it was
Speaker 1: so like dainty and like feminine. And somebody on my
Speaker 1: timeline had it the other day and was like showing
Speaker 1: it with a Lana song playing in the background, and
Speaker 1: it actually like triggered, it greamed me out. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Like also, there's just something to be
Speaker 1: said like about TikTok being like the tumbler of oh
Speaker 1: for this generation, except like minus all the I can
Speaker 1: never say this word and anonymity, You're you're stripping all
Speaker 1: that back. So it's most people like are showing their face,
Speaker 1: which is pretty scary because like what was fun about
Speaker 1: Tumblr is like being able to like build a little
Speaker 1: world and like fantasizing about who you could be. Because
Speaker 1: also things weren't as accessible, so like all the things
Speaker 1: we wanted, we couldn't have.
Speaker 3: But no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just remember when my sister got like Urban
Speaker 2: Decay and ship that it was like her like it
Speaker 2: completely shook her world. And then those like little stick blushes,
Speaker 2: the BB cream ones.
Speaker 1: I think I know which one you're talking about. It
Speaker 1: says BB Cream on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those were Oh, those were like this.
Speaker 1: Maybe Lene Mabeline had also, like the fact that I just.
Speaker 2: Remember like the colors were like summary and it was
Speaker 2: just like colors that they hadn't like the packaging design.
Speaker 2: Also baby lips Oh yes, baby.
Speaker 1: That doesn't work. Those chopsicks never worked. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of what I remember, like how popular cat von
Speaker 1: d lipsis were, and cat von D had lipstick shade
Speaker 1: called Lolita, and that was like my whole thing. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I have the Lilda shait of like
Speaker 1: this Catalonde lipstick.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the og ones. And then the
Speaker 2: milk Uh cosmetics like clear Gell. Do you remember it.
Speaker 2: It was like a like a milk cosmetics like gold
Speaker 2: or silver like tube and you'd twist it up and
Speaker 2: it was clear and it was just supposed to make
Speaker 2: you look shiny.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't remember that, but oh, milk makeup was
Speaker 1: one of the first. What's crazy is glossy and milk
Speaker 1: makeup being the first like companies that were like really
Speaker 1: running the whole like ear skin but better clean makeup,
Speaker 1: like nothing, you don't need anything. It's also funny to
Speaker 1: have been like.
Speaker 2: The hydrating oil. I felt like so sick having that.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I loved that. And they had the blue
Speaker 1: one like the cooling one. Oh yeah, that was good.
Speaker 2: That crucial. I was like, yeah, I wear't makeup. I'm
Speaker 2: a boy and I won't makeup and it's literally just
Speaker 2: hydrating oil. It's just a fucking moisturizer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know it was. It's just like
Speaker 1: I like, I used to be really like annoyed when
Speaker 1: younger people were into the things that I was in too,
Speaker 1: But now I'm finally at the age where like it's
Speaker 1: like very sweet to me. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like like my sibling, like my little sister is thirteen
Speaker 1: and I'm just like fuck, dude. Like that's literally the
Speaker 1: age where like I was trying to explain to her
Speaker 1: like like Lana, like which maybe I shouldn't be like
Speaker 1: explaining Laana to my little sister, but she she's like
Speaker 1: not really into that, like sad of music, but she
Speaker 1: does know like too Lana songs because of TikTok, which
Speaker 1: that was like blowing my mind because I was like, dude, Also,
Speaker 1: we're in an era where like I feel like you
Speaker 1: used to have to know like all of an album
Speaker 1: and like all of an artist, because it wasn't like
Speaker 1: you were hearing these really like obscure singles from people,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, not saying Lana has the most
Speaker 1: obscure music ever, but you weren't on an application and
Speaker 1: being played over and over again this like pretty obscure
Speaker 1: song to general public. It's like if you were into it,
Speaker 1: you were really into it because you found it through
Speaker 1: this and like you had to listen to the whole
Speaker 1: album and like figure out if you liked it or not.
Speaker 1: But now we're like really in an era where a
Speaker 1: lot of younger people's music taste is so like sprawled
Speaker 1: out over the spectrum of genres because of TikTok, which
Speaker 1: is honestly, it's like Spotify, Yeah, it's like pretty interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the other thing is like we didn't like I
Speaker 1: always we had like Spotify and things but like Spotify
Speaker 1: didn't used to be so good at like recommending other artists,
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't really like that wasn't the setup of it.
Speaker 2: And also I remember it being pretty good at like
Speaker 2: like that's why I used Spotify, and like like ninth
Speaker 2: grade was because it just helped me find new music.
Speaker 2: But I just started listening to music in like fucking
Speaker 2: ninth grade. Yea, even then I barely listened to music.
Speaker 1: I don't remember how I would find all the artists
Speaker 1: I liked. I think it was literally just from being
Speaker 1: like within the communities of those people on the internet
Speaker 1: and like finding out a new people, like if you
Speaker 1: were al on a fan, you were obviously like Marina Sky,
Speaker 1: like all those people kind of just like funneled into that.
Speaker 2: Everything literally is embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Everything is very embarrassing, and like Grimes, dude, have you rhyme?
Speaker 2: Zon I was? I just re listened to which almost
Speaker 2: said art pop art angels, Yeah, art angels. I almost
Speaker 2: relistened to that, like or I did re listen to
Speaker 2: that recently, and that shit hits it's so good, they're
Speaker 2: so bang.
Speaker 3: I wish you would go back to that style of
Speaker 3: like album art two, like the two D stuff that
Speaker 3: she was drawing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so cool. But yeah, I like have always been
Speaker 2: very much a person that didn't listen to the album.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give a fuck, like give me the best,
Speaker 2: like three hits, they are the three songs that I
Speaker 2: like the most, and I'll listen to those over and
Speaker 2: over again. So you get an album listen or whatever,
Speaker 2: But like I am not an album listener. There are
Speaker 2: a few albums that I will listen to all the
Speaker 2: way through, but it's like very rare.
Speaker 1: I had never seen that.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen this, and then I saw it all
Speaker 2: my timeline.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, is this new. This
Speaker 1: is fucking insane, but it's it's old. I just had
Speaker 1: never seen it, which is odd because I was like
Speaker 1: a fan of all those people. I'm gonna say something
Speaker 1: and it's it's gonna ruffle some feathers, like honestly, but
Speaker 1: like this is just me like in my in my
Speaker 1: like nostalgic core brain. True Romance is Charlie XCX's best album,
Speaker 1: and you cannot you cannot fight me on it. It
Speaker 1: is literally like her best work. Like I love that
Speaker 1: fucking album. Like that album is so fucking good. I
Speaker 1: still listen to it and it's so good, but that's
Speaker 1: also probably me on my nostalgic core. And I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's take.
Speaker 2: It back to the basics. Has to say.
Speaker 1: Hello, Yeah, Pop two is amazing, but let's us not forget.
Speaker 1: Let's just not forget true remot me like pushing my bangs.
Speaker 2: Licking but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I miss But I was talking to my littleens
Speaker 1: and I was like, I gave like my little sister
Speaker 1: and little brother like the whole spiel because like they're
Speaker 1: like eleven and thirteen, and I was oh, And I
Speaker 1: was like, I know everyone will tell you this, like
Speaker 1: who's older than you, but please trust I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be like an old head and be fucking annoying
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to tell you what to do
Speaker 1: with your life. But please revel in the experience you
Speaker 1: were having right now. I was like please. And then
Speaker 1: I was just like, I was like, I know, you're
Speaker 1: both of your heads are set on like being adult
Speaker 1: and being able to go hang out with your friends
Speaker 1: when you want and being able to do what you
Speaker 1: want and being able to leave the house, but like,
Speaker 1: there is something so nice about the solace you get
Speaker 1: to have from the age of like twelve to seventeen
Speaker 1: or eighteen, that like kind of independence that you have.
Speaker 1: You have such a strange independence because it's yeah, because
Speaker 1: you're not genuinely independent, but you like have this isolation
Speaker 1: for yourself where you don't have to go see your friends.
Speaker 1: You can like take time for yourself to sit in
Speaker 1: your room and just fucking rot if you want, or
Speaker 1: you can go outside if you want, like you can
Speaker 1: do all these things. Then I was like, because when
Speaker 1: you get older, then you have to really like balance
Speaker 1: work and your friend life and your social life and
Speaker 1: like your family life and like all these things, and
Speaker 1: you have to actually tend to these things in a
Speaker 1: way that is like more maybe more difficult than you
Speaker 1: might imagine it. And I was like, please just enjoy
Speaker 1: like the nothingness, Like it was just like a Saturday,
Speaker 1: and like all the blinds in the house were shut
Speaker 1: and it was like like reining outside in Miami. And
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, what I would do to like
Speaker 1: be your age, Like it's it's like the best thing ever.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, please please hold on to it.
Speaker 1: And then I was like showing my sister I was like,
Speaker 1: when I was your age, like this was like an
Speaker 1: artist I was really obsessed with, and I was like
Speaker 1: showing her things and she was like, yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: like a song from her and her and I was
Speaker 1: showing her Florida Keilo's Yeah, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, what's funny is when I was your age,
Speaker 1: I heard this song and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: so me, but like this song is talking about drugs
Speaker 1: and that was like not me. Yeah, and we're just
Speaker 1: like laughing about it. And then I was like because
Speaker 1: in that song, Lana says like we should get high
Speaker 1: in Miami. People never die in Miami. And I remember
Speaker 1: for me like as like a when that album came out.
Speaker 1: I think I was fifteen, but like that meant so
Speaker 1: much to me because like to hear one of my
Speaker 1: favorite artists like mentioning Miami specifically, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like did I just remember, Like I've really vivid memories
Speaker 1: of like going to like my dad's friend's house. He
Speaker 1: had a really nice pool and like I took like
Speaker 1: these like id pictures at his pool and I was
Speaker 1: listening to Florida Quila's and I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like fucking populous right now, Like I'm just like
Speaker 1: os like with drugs and stuff.
Speaker 2: And like I'm a fucking killer selling coke.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm literally the killer, Like.
Speaker 2: I am you? You had your killer?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I felt like Scarface, Yeah, do the Chopper.
Speaker 1: I've never finished that movie that was a Terminator. But yeah.
Speaker 1: Last thing I'll say is planes that don't have TV
Speaker 1: shouldn't be up in the air. They should not be
Speaker 1: up in the air. I should not be thirty thousand
Speaker 1: feet in the.
Speaker 2: Air on I hate new infrastructure.
Speaker 1: I don't trust old planes. Those ships were going now
Speaker 1: like flies, Like I don't trust that ship. Why am
Speaker 1: I in this thing?
Speaker 2: Let me?
Speaker 3: Why am I?
Speaker 1: Why am I staring at the back of a plastic
Speaker 1: seat right now? No?
Speaker 2: Get me out? Like what you forgot? I've been thinking
Speaker 2: about that a lot recently because I'm watching shows that
Speaker 2: were like set in like the eighties and ship and like, literally,
Speaker 2: what did people do before the idea.
Speaker 1: They sat in thought? Because I fucking hung out with
Speaker 1: my grandma. That bitch can sit in silence, not look
Speaker 1: at her phone. She doesn't have like a phone.
Speaker 2: That's like the craziest vibe ever. And like you would
Speaker 2: think that that would make that generation like more stoic
Speaker 2: and like like wiser and like know themselves better, but
Speaker 2: it probably fucked them up more than like we are now.
Speaker 2: Like all of anybody that I know from those eras
Speaker 2: that they grew up without iPhones, like when they were
Speaker 2: our age, like they're evil people, like all of them.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know if it's better or
Speaker 2: worse to have an iPhone in your hand and like
Speaker 2: not thinking those gnarly thoughts.
Speaker 1: My grandma, I don't know, was shockingly incredibly wokesle, Like
Speaker 1: I was genuinely shocked. She was saying things to me
Speaker 1: that I was like, I don't know why. I never
Speaker 1: expected that to come out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: But it's also she.
Speaker 1: Was just talking about being like anti police, but it
Speaker 1: makes sense because she lives in Honduras, which if you'd
Speaker 1: know anything about Honduras, the the police system is really
Speaker 1: gnarly there, as it is in a lot of places,
Speaker 1: but it's it's like super corrupt and like, but the
Speaker 1: people there are very aware of it because it's like
Speaker 1: super prevalent within those communities. She was like, this whole
Speaker 1: system is so fucked up, like everywhere, but like in America,
Speaker 1: it's super apparent because like the gaps within how people
Speaker 1: live are just so fucked up. She was like, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be watching on the news that like Ben Affleck
Speaker 1: and j Loo are buying a thirteen million dollar house
Speaker 1: and like you're like you can't keep the lights on,
Speaker 1: and like you can't like afford food for your children.
Speaker 1: And she was like seeing those kind of things in
Speaker 1: your face and then like going to the store and
Speaker 1: seeing that everything is like going up in prices, and
Speaker 1: like just knowing that like the richer getting richer and
Speaker 1: the poor getting poor, like it's like not a good
Speaker 1: thing to be fed all the time. She was like
Speaker 1: a now, like with the internet, it's like at such
Speaker 1: a high rate, and she was like, it's just all
Speaker 1: fucked up. And that's I think why people are like
Speaker 1: making those like movements to being more like inhumane, because
Speaker 1: like they feel treated so inhumane. And I was like,
Speaker 1: hearing my grandma said that, I was like, girl, like what,
Speaker 1: like okay, Like I don't know. It's like for some
Speaker 1: reason hearing her like have those ideas was shocking, just
Speaker 1: because she is like an older woman. She's like seventy two,
Speaker 1: which also I have found out seventy two is like
Speaker 1: pretty young for my grandma or I don't know, but
Speaker 1: like I feel like all my friend's parents are like.
Speaker 2: My grandma's, Like I think eighty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my gimmy is seventy two. I think she just
Speaker 1: turned seventy two. I found out her name and her age,
Speaker 1: so that was a plus because I didn't know my
Speaker 1: wether's name. But yeah, she was just like saying a
Speaker 1: bunch of shit like that, and that was like weirdly shocking.
Speaker 1: And she really doesn't use her phone, which was like
Speaker 1: kind of making me anxious because I would hang out
Speaker 1: with her and like we'd talk for hours and then
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, I'm gonna play Fortnite and
Speaker 1: she would just watch me play Fortnite and I was like,
Speaker 1: do you want me to turn on the.
Speaker 2: TV to something you want to play?
Speaker 1: And she was like no, no, no, I'm like good
Speaker 1: to watch. And she would just sit there in silence,
Speaker 1: and then like if nothing was happening in the house
Speaker 1: and no one was talking to her, she was just
Speaker 1: sitting and thinking. I was like, dude, what could you
Speaker 1: be thinking about? Like, what could you be thinking about?
Speaker 1: You need to be looking at something like it's crazy,
Speaker 1: like don't you understand you need to be watching TikTok
Speaker 1: right now? Like do you not understand that? And it
Speaker 1: may be really insecure to be on TikTok around her,
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh my god, like the self
Speaker 1: control this woman has where she can sit with her thoughts.
Speaker 2: Sometimes my pride takes over and like if I'm at
Speaker 2: a dinner table with a bunch of people who are
Speaker 2: all on their phones, I'll like purposely not be on
Speaker 2: my phone even though I'm like itching and craving, and
Speaker 2: I'll be like, yeah, I'm like I'm like not.
Speaker 1: I do the same thing where.
Speaker 2: I'm just like y'all are just using your phone, Like
Speaker 2: I don't need to do that. I can just like
Speaker 2: sit and like relish in my own thought and then
Speaker 2: I just like spring up scary thoughts in my brain
Speaker 2: like how the fuck, like like what, like what are
Speaker 2: you supposed to do? Like I don't get it, like
Speaker 2: when you have gnarly thoughts and like you don't have
Speaker 2: an iPhone, like literally, what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 1: Read of paper?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Actually that's like tapping in the media. Still, so there
Speaker 1: was still like media to tap into.
Speaker 2: It just wasn't like also in the shows that I'm watching,
Speaker 2: like the people would go to like like the movies,
Speaker 2: and it was like this big like event to like
Speaker 2: do and like go to the movies, and like people
Speaker 2: like dressed up to go to the movies and ship.
Speaker 2: And now no one goes into the movies period, Like no.
Speaker 1: Now, like movie theaters are struggling more than ever. I
Speaker 1: still love going to the movies.
Speaker 2: There's a movie I love, like going to a late showing,
Speaker 2: like I love going when it's light out and then
Speaker 2: coming out and it's dark and I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 2: like wasted a whole day in there, like I can't,
Speaker 2: But yeah, I love. I love a good movie theater experience.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something and I fully forgot, but
Speaker 1: maybe that's Oh in that show when she went to
Speaker 1: go listen to music and she like plugged her fucking
Speaker 1: headphones into the final player, I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: With my air pods and whine not just get AirPod Maxes.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they just invent AirPods.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I convinced you to get yours, because like
Speaker 1: you saw me with mine so many times and you
Speaker 1: were like I need those, but you couldn't afford I
Speaker 1: got the blue ones, and Drew like couldn't afford the
Speaker 1: ones that like were like color, so like he had
Speaker 1: to get the white ones.
Speaker 2: That's there's no price difference between it.
Speaker 1: No, there is. It costs a little more to have
Speaker 1: like a cool color. So Drew Drew did get the
Speaker 1: cheaper ones. He got the white ones.
Speaker 2: Do they actually have a price difference?
Speaker 1: No, they don't.
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, what the fuck? No, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got the silver ones because it matches all my devices.
Speaker 3: Do you guys smell that smell like something's burning. You
Speaker 3: don't smell that.
Speaker 2: That's your upper lip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally upper lip. You were giving head to
Speaker 1: a fucking burnt piece of paper, So your upper lip,
Speaker 1: there's literally.
Speaker 2: I'm having a strength like that. Yeah, it seems like
Speaker 2: burnt hair.
Speaker 1: Oh your hair is on fire.
Speaker 2: The children are burning children.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to be like somebody who's really into
Speaker 1: horror movies in high school, so I tried to get
Speaker 1: myself to watch every Stephen King movie, and I started
Speaker 1: with Children of the Corn, probably one of the most
Speaker 1: boring movies I've ever seen. But I was the next
Speaker 1: day and I was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, children, you're like in your letterbox Erea in high school.
Speaker 2: I smell like our neighbor, like cooking ramen.
Speaker 1: Kai's never smelled like a good home cooked meal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's scared.
Speaker 2: Yes, he hasn't smelled good. He hasn't smelled like spiced
Speaker 2: food before because he's white and white people don't do spices.
Speaker 2: They don't do spicies. Like a good salt soup is good,
Speaker 2: like water and salt warmed up like that's good. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like, it's good. No, sometimes having
Speaker 2: no spice is nice. I'm sorry, I'll say it, and
Speaker 2: I'll go to my graves saying it. It's okay. Sometimes,
Speaker 2: Well that's because I.
Speaker 1: Know what you're trying to say, though, because something.
Speaker 2: Like chicken noodle soup with just no spice is lit. Sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of get what you're saying because especially
Speaker 1: I think, especially if you're like sick or something like yeah,
Speaker 1: like exactly crazy flavor. But I had like a breakfast
Speaker 1: soup the other day and it didn't have much spice
Speaker 1: in it. It just had like a chili oil and like
Speaker 1: tiny scallions in it, but it was like rice. It
Speaker 1: was like rice mushrooms. It wasn't like a soupy soup,
Speaker 1: but it was like like rice and then like some
Speaker 1: soup over and it was so delicious, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: super flavorful. It was just like fresh and nice. So
Speaker 1: I get where you're so.
Speaker 2: Fresh and so damn clean.
Speaker 1: I went to go see Moulin Rouge like the play
Speaker 1: and players are boring. I am the biggest cut ever
Speaker 1: because it was like, it's a musical, a musical.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate musicals, and I literally I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I hate music, That's what I always say, but I did.
Speaker 1: I love Hairspray like Hairspray is so.
Speaker 2: I cannot do the musical movies. I can go to
Speaker 2: a musical, I think and enjoy it, but in like
Speaker 2: I like La La Land, but that's like Hairspray. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: We've rewatched Hairspray and I was like, fuck movies. That
Speaker 2: scene if there's.
Speaker 1: A backing roam with no.
Speaker 2: They should be acting scene. I don't get it. But
Speaker 2: like going you know what, I don't know. Going to
Speaker 2: the musical like and seeing it live is a different story.
Speaker 1: Like to me, it's worse because I'm like oh my god.
Speaker 1: Also I didn't know, like I didn't know what mulon
Speaker 1: rouge was whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: I know it's like so historically great.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of.
Speaker 1: That, but I guess it's like some ship that's been
Speaker 1: around forever. So like it's like the Beatles.
Speaker 2: My ignorance, Like am I ignorant for not?
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like when something is that old,
Speaker 1: like the Hags will speak like it's like the Beatles,
Speaker 1: like because they are that old, like they will the
Speaker 1: Hags will come out the.
Speaker 2: Word, they'll come out of the crabs and have some
Speaker 2: shit to say.
Speaker 1: But they were doing like renditions of like new songs,
Speaker 1: and that was one of the rendishes.
Speaker 2: They were like rapping and ship you don't bad.
Speaker 1: But they weren't changing the lyrics. They were just like
Speaker 1: singing them and like they did like Katie Perry like
Speaker 1: fireworks it.
Speaker 2: What is it wicked that raps?
Speaker 1: No, Hamilton, Hamilton, ham.
Speaker 2: I really uttering those words on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I can't you know what it is? Okay, So I
Speaker 1: walked on and I was like that was good, Like
Speaker 1: I didn't mind being there, but like what I spend
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars on a ticket to see
Speaker 1: that ever again, fifty dollars. It was Mother's Day weekend,
Speaker 1: Holy shit, and we got the tickets to the day before.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not by it. Extrack it. Oh wait, is that new?
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask Archy, Archy, you got that from
Speaker 1: the outlet? Right, that's like a really old colorway Archy.
Speaker 1: Did you get that on sale at the outlet? No?
Speaker 2: I got it from ARII.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it on sale.
Speaker 2: But you can't let me just enjoy anything but literally
Speaker 2: just going to a musical, like no, I just know
Speaker 2: what it is. Wait no, no, I'm like not even saying
Speaker 2: what I wanted to say. I want to go to
Speaker 2: a fucking musical, but going I need to go to Hamilton.
Speaker 2: I want to see Hamilton so I can either know that,
Speaker 2: like because I know nothing about it. I know, like literally,
Speaker 2: I'm not joking two percent of the information about it,
Speaker 2: but going to it may change my mind and I
Speaker 2: may be like, damn, Like people like this ship for
Speaker 2: there's That's what I'm saying. People like this ship for
Speaker 2: a reason. People like imagine dragon, Imagine dragons for a reason.
Speaker 2: Like there's something to it and I need to get
Speaker 2: into that mind frame and mindset to understand why because
Speaker 2: it's one of those things that I'm like, low key
Speaker 2: hating it because it's like the most popular thing in
Speaker 2: the world right now, like that and Wicked, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: but I also just know I don't like musicals, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe, like I just need to experience that
Speaker 2: and go because I loved Rocky Horror Picture Show. That
Speaker 2: is a fucking classic.
Speaker 1: That's a certified classic. But you know what it is too,
Speaker 1: is me Dad was trying to.
Speaker 2: Come out of the closet when he showed that to
Speaker 2: me three hundred times, my straight ass dad. That was
Speaker 2: like his favorite movie, Like literally his favorite movie growing
Speaker 2: up was Rocky Horror Picture There's something he suss. He's
Speaker 2: a sussy Bacha for that. He's sussy Anna Taylor, miss Toler.
Speaker 1: You know what I think it is too is because
Speaker 1: you look at the communities who are fans of that stuff,
Speaker 1: and you don't see anyone who looks like you around
Speaker 1: your age who's into the other same things as you
Speaker 1: see why you're not shut up, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So you're not like you're not invested in the idea
Speaker 1: of looking into it because if you like saw who
Speaker 1: was fans of it and it was like friends of
Speaker 1: yours and pierced yours, you would be more intrigued. But
Speaker 1: because it's like Disney, adults are like, oh mind, like nevermind,
Speaker 1: we should see it in.
Speaker 2: August, Hamilton Down should get There's also that, and then
Speaker 2: there's like the Mormon one.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to see by the South Park. I
Speaker 1: really want to see that. My friend was saying that.
Speaker 2: That's apparently really good funny of Mormon.
Speaker 3: My fucking hair, so right now that is actually like
Speaker 3: a very good.
Speaker 1: I have to go fix my hair.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but and just taking a hair break, hair and makeup.
Speaker 2: What you don't see is the entire hair and makeup
Speaker 2: team behind the scenes doing his makeup and hair and
Speaker 2: I do my ship naturally.
Speaker 3: It took them what three hours to do your your
Speaker 3: hair for the Halloween episode?
Speaker 2: No, I did my hair?
Speaker 3: Oh you did your hair for that? Yeah? No?
Speaker 2: Was it the U the one way I looked British
Speaker 2: like a beetle?
Speaker 3: Which one was it? Yeah? You had like you had
Speaker 3: it where it looked like your hair was just on backwards.
Speaker 3: It looked like a lego hair piece. When you like
Speaker 3: put it on the wrong way.
Speaker 2: When you had a fucking wig on, said damn clean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like all of their voices were insane,
Speaker 1: and like some of the actors, I just liked their characters.
Speaker 1: There was like four characters like the two like sidekick
Speaker 1: friends if you've seen it, the two like sidekick dudes,
Speaker 1: I can't remember their name, like the sidekicks to the
Speaker 1: Christian character, and the like head of the house like wow,
Speaker 1: and the head of the like burlesque like show place.
Speaker 1: They all ate like they ate regardless, like no matter
Speaker 1: what was happening, they were like killing it. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I'm just like I have a
Speaker 1: lot of my own insecurities and like the idea of
Speaker 1: me doing that is so embarrassing. So a little bit yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like fully projecting because I'm like, that's so embarrassing,
Speaker 1: Like you're literally you were builting with your chest right now.
Speaker 1: Fireworks by Katy Perry. That that sinking. Let that sink,
Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm watching American Idol right now.
Speaker 2: I like, kudos to them, Yeah, like you being able
Speaker 2: to do that, she's crazy being opera trained from like
Speaker 2: seven years old. Lit sauce. That's something I want to
Speaker 2: see as an opera low key, but I just feel
Speaker 2: like i'd like, after three songs, I'd be like, let
Speaker 2: me out of here.
Speaker 1: Was something we could go see an opera with her
Speaker 1: and her friends, but I was busy the next day.
Speaker 1: But they were like, they were like, no, it's actually
Speaker 1: so beautiful, like I cry cry when it.
Speaker 2: Was something that I was We were watching Oh Bitch
Speaker 2: the premiere in me and Kay went to last night,
Speaker 2: Like I was like, there were several points where I
Speaker 2: was like can this be over? Like can this it
Speaker 2: could can end right now? Please? And I want to
Speaker 2: move on with my life. But it was good. It
Speaker 2: was good. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. It's like a
Speaker 2: solid six out of ten, could go up to a seven,
Speaker 2: maybe a seven point six depending on how the season
Speaker 2: plays out, but it was like a it was it
Speaker 2: was really fun and I enjoyed it a lot.
Speaker 1: I want to have sex with the whole cast of
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad, the period period, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 3: What about like the old grandpa a really old one.
Speaker 2: Yeah he can give me kind of lean, oh yeah
Speaker 2: really sure, he gives slap the top, he takes out
Speaker 2: his duers. I know he gives good top.
Speaker 3: I'm going in, what about the bird and the logo
Speaker 3: of Armanos, Yeah, I'm bottoming for that bird. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: going in, you're gonna bottom the bird. Yeah. I was
Speaker 3: just fact checking to see if you guys are really
Speaker 3: than a.
Speaker 2: Guzzle that bird, Like I'm going to like choke that chicken. Yep. Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: this is the last thing I have to say before
Speaker 2: we move on to media. But do on think that
Speaker 2: they have cute babies? Like I think every mom thinks
Speaker 2: they have a cute baby because I was self aware.
Speaker 1: Some of them were like, damn, my thing is grew.
Speaker 2: No, my mom was not self aware because I was
Speaker 2: genuinely the ugliest baby. I looked like a fucking alien fetus,
Speaker 2: like dropped from a meteor and hit the earth and
Speaker 2: was like bloody and disgusting and red and scarred like
Speaker 2: I was disgusting. I was the most rancid looking baby
Speaker 2: I'd ever seen in my entire life. Well, insert a
Speaker 2: photo and my mom is convinced that we were cute,
Speaker 2: and like, we were not cute. Madeline was ugliest fuck.
Speaker 2: She looked like a hairless rat, like it was gross.
Speaker 2: I was like three hundred pounds heavier than her, and
Speaker 2: I was like just like but my head was giant
Speaker 2: and it looked like if I stood up, I would
Speaker 2: like fall over because my head was so big. Like
Speaker 2: that's one thing is I grew into my head and
Speaker 2: I still have a giant head. But my head was
Speaker 2: this side when I was a baby.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I got a big head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I grew into this head like as a baby,
Speaker 2: Like this was the size that my head was when
Speaker 2: I was a child, and then I grew into it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, do all moms thing to have cute babies?
Speaker 2: Because my mom was convinced, is convinced, and my dad
Speaker 2: is honest. He's like, yeah, y'all were fucking gross. Y'all
Speaker 2: were ugly, which, like I respect the honesty because I
Speaker 2: was an ugly baby. But then like when I was
Speaker 2: like a toddler or something, we like grew into it.
Speaker 1: I've seen like moms on TikTok show their babies like
Speaker 1: before and be like, I cannot believe this turned into
Speaker 1: this because like, my baby is cute now, but this
Speaker 1: was scary.
Speaker 2: I think just infants are disgusting in general.
Speaker 1: They're like uncooked. They like time, like we got to
Speaker 1: keep them things in there till they're like one.
Speaker 2: And a half. Yeah, I'm literally I'm not joking. I
Speaker 2: text my sister this once every two months, like asking
Speaker 2: for those pictures of us, and I just never need.
Speaker 1: To like say them somewhere.
Speaker 3: Freak fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I have a non binary anthem that I
Speaker 1: would like to share. Okay, this is for my non
Speaker 1: binary listeners out there. This one's for you, dedicated to you.
Speaker 1: This one's to all the Yosters, to all the to
Speaker 1: Jester and all the Yosters. Yeah, did you see one
Speaker 1: of Jester's last ID posts. They captioned it like this
Speaker 1: one's for the Yoster the TikTok that, like, I don't
Speaker 1: think they made it. I think their friend made it,
Speaker 1: but like of them being like paparazzi, and there was
Speaker 1: like the stadium footage of like the wave of hands
Speaker 1: going up like to celebrate, like Jester just like dancing
Speaker 1: and liked that had me cracking up. They've done like
Speaker 1: so much shit and it's always like on their close friends.
Speaker 1: And in my head, I'm like this needs to be public,
Speaker 1: but I get it. It's because Jester is living there
Speaker 1: like they're like mysterious fantasy, Like who knows what Jester
Speaker 1: gets up to not to it for this episode unless
Speaker 1: she has anything else.
Speaker 2: No, nothing else. I just have drawing every day as lit.
Speaker 2: And then bloody gums feel so good. There's like pains
Speaker 2: that feel good, like like and why one of them
Speaker 2: is like flossing until your gun's bleed and like just
Speaker 2: like oh yeah, like I just know the pain. There's
Speaker 2: like a little node that like you just like keep
Speaker 2: hitting and it's like bleeding and oh a little bit
Speaker 2: fucking feeling and getting up in between your molars like
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I'm gonna go floss after this. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be very sexual. Wow. And yeah, just drawing every day
Speaker 2: is lit because like it's just lit.
Speaker 3: It makes you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just been drawing every day because we're designing
Speaker 2: things for merches coming soon, and it's just nice.
Speaker 1: How am I not supposed to squish my newborn baby's.
Speaker 2: Head just poke the saft spot?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like how am I?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I like, if I like enough, I like have to
Speaker 1: squish it. So how am I not going to do that?
Speaker 1: I don't think I will be able to so my
Speaker 1: baby will pass immediately, and then I have, oh, I have.
Speaker 1: I want my tombstone to be one big vibrator so
Speaker 1: people who visit me can just sit on it and
Speaker 1: have a good time. I don't want it to be
Speaker 1: a sad experience. I want it to be full of pleasures.
Speaker 1: Baby wipes feel like I shouldn't be wiping my lazy,
Speaker 1: oh my lady hole with it, Like baby wipes are
Speaker 1: for like ear butt hole, Like I don't feel like
Speaker 1: a baby wipe should graze my like my member. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then this was okay, this is my hot take.
Speaker 1: I know I've been silent on the subject, but how
Speaker 1: are abortion rights even in question? When Taco Bell recently
Speaker 1: started selling lattes as a country, I believe we need
Speaker 1: to regroup.
Speaker 2: Wait, they started saying, well.
Speaker 1: They sell fucking Cinnabon flavored lattes, Cinnabon Delight latt You
Speaker 1: know what's worse is I know this because a fucking
Speaker 1: freak on my timeline drink it.
Speaker 2: I know those taste good, Like I know they taste good.
Speaker 3: They probably taste so funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just like it like it's just pure processed bullshit,
Speaker 2: Like I know, it's like so delicious. I know it
Speaker 2: doesn't even taste like that.
Speaker 1: I just know that gives you a UTI immediately, like
Speaker 1: you have that and immediately like your urine tract is infected.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's move on to that means. Okay, So
Speaker 2: this one is you don't got a single song where
Speaker 2: he needs to be doing.
Speaker 1: This like that's racking up, Like is that real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real, It's very very real. Okay. The next
Speaker 2: one is you get to go aid with this. The
Speaker 2: next one is I'm straight, but red apples would be
Speaker 2: so good. I mean, yes, true. And then I have like,
Speaker 2: oh you know which one it is. I'm her. I'm
Speaker 2: literally her, like I'm like literally.
Speaker 1: Hurting, like bone chilling still after getting.
Speaker 2: To keep in no touch or what does she say
Speaker 2: keep your hands off of me?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what she says, but yeah, did
Speaker 1: you see my comment? Did you see my comment? Uh?
Speaker 2: No, oh yeah, you said like sourcing this meme or something?
Speaker 2: Where's my credit? But kai air drop those two? Okay,
Speaker 2: So now media for the week of the Okay, I'll
Speaker 2: go first. So I've been listening to this album called
Speaker 2: Deltron thirty thirty over and over and over again, and
Speaker 2: it's so fucking good and the songs Virus and Time
Speaker 2: Keep Slipping are crazy And I'm not sure this is
Speaker 2: probably not true, but I've been obsessed with kid Koala
Speaker 2: for a long time now because he has like these
Speaker 2: songs like nine Bit Blues and two Bit Blues and shit,
Speaker 2: which are like literally classics to me. And I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure he produced Deltron thirty thirty, but I don't fully know.
Speaker 2: But kick Kwala has two songs off of one of
Speaker 2: his albums, like one of his first albums or their
Speaker 2: first albums, Basin Street Blues and Stomping at Lis a Boy,
Speaker 2: And though those are my media, like, those four songs
Speaker 2: like have been keeping me going for the past four weeks.
Speaker 2: And then I watched sword Art online the first season.
Speaker 2: It does not keep up to my brain what it
Speaker 2: like thought it was. It's it's really fun and good,
Speaker 2: but it's just not what my sixteen year old like
Speaker 2: Virgin two anime brain like thought it was. Was like
Speaker 2: the first one of the first animes I watched. Then
Speaker 2: I watched Mob Psycho that is probably my favorite anime
Speaker 2: of all time, not my favorite anime of all time,
Speaker 2: but it is up there, like close to Hunter Hunter
Speaker 2: and like I've watched that, the entire first season of
Speaker 2: Mob Psycho, the entire first season of Sword Art Online,
Speaker 2: and then I watched Oh this anime that Josh and
Speaker 2: Lucas put me on called Ranking of Kings, and that
Speaker 2: shit is so fucking good. It's about like this like
Speaker 2: death prince who like, without spoiling anything, it's about a
Speaker 2: deaf prince that like is like is he going to
Speaker 2: take over his father's kingdom or is he not? Like
Speaker 2: and just like it's so good. And it's like this
Speaker 2: little Bogie is his name, and he's like this little
Speaker 2: dinky boy and it's very much.
Speaker 1: Like super sweet.
Speaker 2: It's so cute. It's so fucking cute.
Speaker 1: When you said the name, I was like action, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not like an action action girl.
Speaker 2: No, this one, this one you would fucking love. It
Speaker 2: would make you cry your eyes out. It's so fucking cute, dude.
Speaker 1: There's so many like animes I need to watch. You
Speaker 1: know what I need to rewatch is Dead Man Wonderland.
Speaker 2: Yes, I haven't you showed me it a long time ago.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it in a Is that the one
Speaker 2: where they're like in prison? Yeah? Yeah, that was like
Speaker 2: one of the first animes I ever watched, and like,
Speaker 2: I have been looking for it everywhere and it doesn't
Speaker 2: I think it's on Netflix now, oh really, because.
Speaker 1: I might be tripping, But I remember there wasn't enough
Speaker 1: funding to do like season two. But I think there
Speaker 1: is a season two now because I think the manga
Speaker 1: kept going and then the like show got cut. Will
Speaker 1: there be a season two? Unfortunately, there won't be any
Speaker 1: next season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the company that was doing it went bankrupt.
Speaker 2: I also watched The Assassinating Assassination Classroom and it's just
Speaker 2: not as good as like, big fan of it.
Speaker 1: I like the I love the characters. All the characters
Speaker 1: look so cool. But yeah, that was an anime I
Speaker 1: tried to watch and I was like, I'm not really
Speaker 1: into this. I really want to watch I'm gona rewatch
Speaker 1: dead Man Wonderland. I haven't been watching any anime recently,
Speaker 1: but that's because I like have so many like movies
Speaker 1: to catch up on since I just now came into
Speaker 1: the age where I can watch movies. So for my
Speaker 1: media of the week, We're all going to the World's Fair.
Speaker 1: It's like a really good movie, but I think it
Speaker 1: just like I think it didn't need to be that long.
Speaker 1: It's like really good, but a lot of it is
Speaker 1: dragged out, and I think maybe I had to do
Speaker 1: with like, because don't movies have to be a certain
Speaker 1: length to get into like festivals and things like they
Speaker 1: have to be like feature length films to be in
Speaker 1: a festival. So I think maybe that's why it was
Speaker 1: that long. Like I'm not sure why, but that's just
Speaker 1: like I just feel like it was like too long,
Speaker 1: like it like it could have been if it was shorter,
Speaker 1: it would be like one of the like my favorite
Speaker 1: movies ever. But the soundtrack for it is my other media.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking good. It's by Alex g and it
Speaker 1: like that album is so fucking good and it's honestly,
Speaker 1: what made me like the movie even more was the
Speaker 1: soundtrack of it. I finally saw three of billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri,
Speaker 1: cried my fucking ass off, like, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: movie was so fucking good, like it should. It just
Speaker 1: serves like awards or something like. I know it came
Speaker 1: out a while ago, but like I feel like we
Speaker 1: need to like it deserves like an Oscar or something
Speaker 1: like I don't know. And then Desperate Living by John
Speaker 1: Waters so fucking funny, pretty gnarly, but like just like
Speaker 1: good comedy, like just really fucking funny. And yeah, that
Speaker 1: is my media movie wise, I've been reading milk Fed.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm a piece of shit. I love that book.
Speaker 1: Whatever stuck my balls? Uh? And then my music of
Speaker 1: the week shake Back by Coda Black Kodak Black is
Speaker 1: such a good song, couldn't love you more John Martin
Speaker 1: Seabird Innovations, And then that whole alex G album is
Speaker 1: so fucking good. Yeah, I need to go back to
Speaker 1: making playlists because I've just been listening to my likes
Speaker 1: and it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actively don't listen to alex G. It's like,
Speaker 2: it's like alex G when I found out that he
Speaker 2: did Babylon with one o tricks point never really broke
Speaker 2: mart I don't know why I can't. I don't. There's
Speaker 2: like a few a few people it's like alex G
Speaker 2: and Cemetery, I like actively don't listen to.
Speaker 1: Alex G has really good music.
Speaker 2: I know, And that's the thing is like all of
Speaker 2: his music I really like, but I just I don't
Speaker 2: know there's something something about it, something about it that
Speaker 2: like makes me just.
Speaker 3: Like it because it's like the male manipulator anthem. I
Speaker 3: don't know, like I just because I really like Alex G.
Speaker 3: But there is a specific type of guy that lives
Speaker 3: in San Francisco.
Speaker 2: I think that might maybe be it's just like But
Speaker 2: also it's not that I just I just like actively
Speaker 2: choose not to listen to him, which like sucks because
Speaker 2: I do realize he has like really fucking great songs,
Speaker 2: because all of the songs that I like by him
Speaker 2: are like some of my favorite songs, like ever but yeah,
Speaker 2: and then Cemetary just can't do well.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear me playing ax Are in the house,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna have to listen to it because it's
Speaker 1: so good. It's like the songs I was playing yesterday
Speaker 1: and when I was showing y'all my airpod's trying to
Speaker 1: convince you to get like a cooler pair because your
Speaker 1: white ones were like the cheaper like alternatives.
Speaker 2: I have them first, and I'm better than.
Speaker 1: You didn't, though that's weird. You just decided to like
Speaker 1: be weird and show them. But I don't believe in
Speaker 1: like showing the things I buy because like, I actually
Speaker 1: care about them and I am them first. That's it
Speaker 1: for this episode. Live, Laugh, Love Your Weight, Adole