WEBVTT - My Mama Tree

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is why can't he cut her loose? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>find out why um in just a few but right

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<v Speaker 1>now it is time for the nephew and today's prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call. What you got for his nev? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you? What are you crying for? My mama?

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<v Speaker 1>He's crying my mom my mama treat about your mother's tree.

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<v Speaker 1>My mama made my mama tree. My mama treat so

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<v Speaker 1>method with his acting. That's that tree. That's the tree

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<v Speaker 1>we played. I go seco about at about it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not here. That's mama that my mama's Thank God? Does

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<v Speaker 1>he hello? Man? I speak to Lord? This lord? This

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<v Speaker 1>tear whom just tearing? I'm about ten minutes from the

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<v Speaker 1>yard picked doll. This ain't no tear. Look man, is

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<v Speaker 1>this lord that worked for Yes? Listen, you just came

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<v Speaker 1>down Clayton Street and hit and tow all the limbs

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<v Speaker 1>off my mama maple tree that's hanging over the street.

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<v Speaker 1>And now she got limbs hanging all in the street.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to cut this whole tree down because you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't messed it up, and you were the one that

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<v Speaker 1>just drove through here. Sir, I ain't been down Clayton

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<v Speaker 1>Street today, Sir, say what. I ain't been down Clayton

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<v Speaker 1>Street today. I ain't e been in a residential neighborhood today.

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<v Speaker 1>You just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours

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<v Speaker 1>ago and then tow all the limbs off my mama tree.

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<v Speaker 1>My mama that tree been and I founded twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>years and then you just came down the street and

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<v Speaker 1>just tow it all apart. Sir, I ain't been down

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<v Speaker 1>Clayton Row today. How did you get this number? By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, don't worry about how I got your number.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody got to pay for my mama treat. So I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't been down Playing Road today. I'm sorry, call it?

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<v Speaker 1>Call him back down? Hello Lord? Did you just hang

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<v Speaker 1>up on me? Yes, sir, I told you I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>been down on Playing Road today. Now you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Look I told you. You just came down Clayton Road

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<v Speaker 1>and just and just told my mama tree up and

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<v Speaker 1>down residential neighborhood today. Man, quit calling my phone. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>my grandmama planet that treat. Now you don't gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Planet it move to my then cut the branches out

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<v Speaker 1>to some of them branches. It's clear enough you're not

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be driving them at will trucks down this

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<v Speaker 1>residential area like this here, man, I was making delivery guy. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if I had to come down that tree, I would have.

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<v Speaker 1>But I told you once I ain't came down on

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<v Speaker 1>Clayton Street to day. You just said you had to

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<v Speaker 1>make it delivery. Now you're saying you ain't been down

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<v Speaker 1>Clayton Street, liver down there. I would have came down

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<v Speaker 1>that you had to come down. Now you've been on

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<v Speaker 1>Clayton Street today. Now that part I do know. And

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<v Speaker 1>what you got the wrong d no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no, I got the right drive And what

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<v Speaker 1>I do no ill, you didn't tell my mama tree up.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to cut this on treat out and you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're gonna pay for this? Ain't saying for

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<v Speaker 1>a mother treat that treat kidding. I know you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>talking about my mama tree. Well guess what, take your

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<v Speaker 1>tree and take your problem, and both of y'all go

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<v Speaker 1>out there and planting another tree in. We ain't playing

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<v Speaker 1>no more tree that tree been in our family for years.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna mess around and get your swept behind this tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring it on, then bring your and bring the tree

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<v Speaker 1>with you. You're gonna make me whoop with a bridge

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<v Speaker 1>off that tree. Well, I'll tell you what If you're

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<v Speaker 1>that bad, then I'll tell you what If I was

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<v Speaker 1>on clay the street today, I met with the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>You come on over here to Clayton right now, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right out here in the street on the car

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<v Speaker 1>this phone. You come on outside. My mama's sitting up

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<v Speaker 1>in there crying behind this tree because you didn't tow

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<v Speaker 1>the lives off of it and we got to cut

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<v Speaker 1>it down, not because you didn't messed it up. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>get us napting this yellow wife. Five. Then I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>been down on tree. I know you ain't sitting here

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<v Speaker 1>talking about my mama. Not see you tripping not dog

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<v Speaker 1>and tripping dog. You are ready. Look, man, I grew

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<v Speaker 1>up with this tree in my front yard. I grew

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<v Speaker 1>up with this tree. Now you got the nerry to

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<v Speaker 1>drive to hell and driving too fast because if you're

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<v Speaker 1>the droll so you wouldn't have been hitting all them

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<v Speaker 1>lives like that. Y'all be running down here too fast,

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<v Speaker 1>do hill man? Look yeah, and I've told you one man,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't been down on Clayton Street, not like I

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<v Speaker 1>told you. If you want to meet me on Clayton Street,

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<v Speaker 1>well all right now, I'm sorry about your mom trip.

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<v Speaker 1>What hell. There ain't nothing I can do about it

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<v Speaker 1>because I ain't been down on It's one thing you

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<v Speaker 1>can do about it, you can pay for, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you're gonna do. Now. You're gonna either give me

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<v Speaker 1>some money. I'm gonna get it at you. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna you're coming over here. A matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna come over him now that big truck around

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<v Speaker 1>and bring your butt on over here right now. Well

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<v Speaker 1>I might well don't turn it around because I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>paying for no tree right now. That's fine, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>But I tell you, when you get here, my cousin

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<v Speaker 1>here and all my uncles is here sitting up there

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<v Speaker 1>looking at what you haven't done in this tree. So

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<v Speaker 1>bring yo, I don't. Yeah, well look ahead, take that

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<v Speaker 1>tree and stuffing up you all yo. Yo, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't in a word with you, and just treat

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<v Speaker 1>no more because I don't told you one. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>treat you. Come on right now because you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what this tree mean to me. This tree right here

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<v Speaker 1>used to be home basic for hide and gold seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you crying? You big? You crying too? Man? Look

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<v Speaker 1>at dogs? I ain't don't treat dog. Didn't look at

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<v Speaker 1>Wipe your eyes and to hell with you this tree right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let me tell you something. This tree used

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<v Speaker 1>to be first base for kickbau. Do you hit me?

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<v Speaker 1>A dude? I don't told you once. I ain't tree

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<v Speaker 1>all right? All around it? Dude, your name yd, but

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't hell is cool Jay And he would not

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<v Speaker 1>he would not help come down here and told my

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<v Speaker 1>mama tree here not that kind of person. But you

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<v Speaker 1>you lord? You crying for? Man? What crying for? Could

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't mess up my mama treat you saw like

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<v Speaker 1>he I'm crying because my mama treat wrote. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something around and bring you down in ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes to meet you. Where be moding me? My uncle's

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<v Speaker 1>is ill, my cousin's hill, all the greater brunch family whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what there that night it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>hot water in this. Don't make me no difference. They

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<v Speaker 1>call you l L mama, knock you out, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you're going to get that. I'm on with it

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm here. All right, Well, let's go run it cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't make me listen right up. I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing about this treat and you listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening, is you're listening. I don't told you one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it about that, but if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about it, go ahead. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by your boy j j And

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<v Speaker 1>what did you guys say? This is nephew Timmy from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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<v Speaker 1>your boy. You got to be kidding me. Man, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>no tree messed up? And you ain't been on Clayton Street,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Joe? What I oh man? You don't? Hey man?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest radio show in the land? Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvard Morning Show Man was about to get it. You

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<v Speaker 1>were about to get it. Come on right here right

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<v Speaker 1>what you crying for? Like tree, my uncles, my cousin budge, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm by myself. Another one. I don't. I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. Damn tree, I ain't been down clay today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's jumping off this weekend. It's a Thomas Miles experience.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Thomas Miles experience weekend by Miles of Giving.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going down in New Orleans, Louisiana. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a social I got. We're giving back to

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<v Speaker 1>wounded warriors. We we got an all white party. We

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<v Speaker 1>got Oh my god, we gotta. We got a golf

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<v Speaker 1>tournament at English Turn on Monday morning. Go to my

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<v Speaker 1>of Giving dot org and get all the information that's

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<v Speaker 1>going down in the end, baby, they end, Oh all right,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can play golf, come on. If you can't,

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<v Speaker 1>it don't matter. Come on cause I can't play alright now.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, thank you Strawberry letters subject why can't

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<v Speaker 1>he cut her loose? We'll find out right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.