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Speaker 1: good story. You'll be a good story. This isn't a producer, Sam.

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Speaker 1: We know she has a boyfriend before. Everybody texts different.

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Speaker 1: So Sam, may I read this. So so you're going

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Speaker 1: through a matchmaking company and they said they found a

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Speaker 1: a description of him. Yes, and here's what they gave you. Uh,

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Speaker 1: is someone that you would like to get a drink with.

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Speaker 1: So tonight you're just gonna get a drink, all right.

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Speaker 1: He's twenty seven six ft tall, in good shape. He's thoughtful, confident, driven,

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Speaker 1: extroverted and sarcastic. He you're getting text messages, by the way.

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Speaker 1: He's really busy, as as most New Yorkers are, and

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Speaker 1: I like that though. That's another way of saying he

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Speaker 1: likes women who have their own lives. He's spontaneous and adventurous.

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Speaker 1: He's traveled a lot. For example, he's doing a road

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Speaker 1: all right, sounds pretty. He sells all. He's so perfect. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, why did you see did you see a

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Speaker 1: there is really the extent. And I think this is

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Speaker 1: So I don't know really how much time I can

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Speaker 1: then during the thing. It's funny how you sort of

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Speaker 1: I don't know what really goes on. I would look

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for keywords in that, and the key words

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Speaker 1: good morning, Welcome to toilet twos, the Game of the

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Speaker 1: It's all right, Jim him. I'm sorry, all right, he

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that song is? Alyssa? Unfortunately I

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Speaker 1: That's not enough. One more time. Head back in the toilet. Boy,

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Speaker 1: it is? Alyssa? Is it wax? My post? Most? Is

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Speaker 1: I was under stress. I apologize. You're putting your head

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Speaker 1: I love you all. Yeah, but you get near my

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Speaker 1: green bag of Tates Bake Shop cookies, You're gonna lose

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Speaker 1: the store. You see. The signature green bag is everywhere

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Speaker 1: According to a new survey of people watch Netflix with

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Speaker 1: their pets, the top three that they watch Stranger Things,

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Speaker 1: carry on? What is getting ready to release new music

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Speaker 1: And it'll be nice to see Carrie Underwood back on stage.

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Speaker 1: So market Watch says that Grand Theft Auto Five is

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Speaker 1: now the most profitable piece of me in history. There

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Speaker 1: it came out in two thousand thirteen. It's generated around

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Speaker 1: six billion dollars. Now. Nintendo's Mario franchise has sold more

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Speaker 1: game comes close to six billion dollars. So crazy. So

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Speaker 1: Cardi B has been very busy officially unveiling our pregnancy

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Speaker 1: Q magazine and she claims that, um, she got her

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Speaker 1: like the craziest pain I've ever felt. She says, I

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Speaker 1: Then Cardi goes on to say I was actually going

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Speaker 1: to go back for a touch up, but the woman

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Speaker 1: her table. Um. Yeah, my guess is if Cardi could

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Speaker 1: go back, you wouldn't do it the same way. And

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Speaker 1: fans were stunned at how young Chris and Liam Hemsworth's

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Speaker 1: if you've seen pictures of them, but they are beautiful.

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Speaker 1: But then again, you look at Chris and you look

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Speaker 1: at Liam, you can understand. Right. The voice is on

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Speaker 1: tonight America's Next Top Model, the Elton John Special I'm

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Speaker 1: Still Standing fourteen season premiere of Deadliest Catch, Don't Forget

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Speaker 1: New Girl. Andre the Giant is on as well, a

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Speaker 1: little ninety minute documentary on him and a series premiere

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Speaker 1: of In Contempt over on b ET. So as you know,

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Speaker 1: if you do a search for Elvis Duran on I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio, you come across all of our podcasts. We

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Speaker 1: have the Brooklyn Boys, Walkers and Talkers for the Fear

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Speaker 1: of the Walking Dead and Walking Dead Fans Uh, Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Buzz and fedge Ham playing through. You know, the Golf

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Speaker 1: Podcast with Froggy, Independent Minded about independent Musicians with Ronnie Twenties,

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Speaker 1: Something's Doing Nothing with Ricky and Jake, and of course

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Speaker 1: Life Amplified with Dan Mason, who's getting your life back

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Speaker 1: in order. But of course the most listened to podcast

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Speaker 1: is the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Right, so we

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Speaker 1: want to give you a sample of what you're what

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Speaker 1: it is, I mean, it's a little different than what

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Speaker 1: you hear on the morning show. Did you make sure

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Speaker 1: there were no curses in this? Hope and pray there's

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Speaker 1: no cursing? Here we go. What would you talk about

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Speaker 1: on your on your podcast Firm Presents Morning Show? Do

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Speaker 1: we have something to talk about today? Because I have

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Speaker 1: something to talk about? Then that's what we're talking about? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're here with Garrett. There's scary something in his mouth,

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Speaker 1: scary stop eating. There's Brody, and there's a great tea,

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Speaker 1: and there's Danielle Straight and Nate and we're joined by

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Speaker 1: our friend to Andy and Andy's here today. All right,

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Speaker 1: So okay, what do you want to talk about? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I would like to address something, um, T, don't be

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Speaker 1: mad at me for bringing it up. I want to

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Speaker 1: talk about our podcast in fedch Ham. How is your

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Speaker 1: podcast fed Ham doing? So? We need we we we

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Speaker 1: have a little dilemma. Yesterday we recorded episode two of

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Speaker 1: fedch Hamp. It's we think it's a great episode. It

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Speaker 1: was very funny. We even called great T's wife Trish.

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Speaker 1: It was very funny. Blah blah blah. Yes, but that

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Speaker 1: was funny. Um there was a technical difficulty where Garrett's

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Speaker 1: mike wasn't on, so you have T and I and

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Speaker 1: Garrett sounding like he's in a foreign land. But it's fun.

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Speaker 1: We can't recreate the podcast and we are trying. We're

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Speaker 1: having a hard time finding time to sit down. We

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Speaker 1: were going to do it today after this podcast, but

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Speaker 1: he has to run because he has something that he

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Speaker 1: has to do and the rest of the week we

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Speaker 1: all have crazy. We can hear him in the background,

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Speaker 1: you can, so we don't know if do we do

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Speaker 1: We post it anyway, but you need to let people

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Speaker 1: know that Garrett is on the podcast, but you can't

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Speaker 1: hear him. Garrett is in Tibet. Call us. I posted it.

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Speaker 1: It's on iHeart Radio Fedham episode two. We know there's

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Speaker 1: an issue, so no need to tell us the issue.

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Speaker 1: Let's see if you can listening you okay? So okay,

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Speaker 1: so now now I have my answer, then you're all talk.

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Speaker 1: We don't have the record episode title. Okay, let's talk

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Speaker 1: about how jankety your podcast? But it's very funny this

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Speaker 1: we really And what's my new shoe? What's my shoe?

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Speaker 1: What's my se thing called Danielle's Vegge and Shoe, Vegge

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Speaker 1: and shoe, So every every week I show you my

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Speaker 1: vegg and shoe. Every my shoe. So Andy, just to

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Speaker 1: bring you up to speed, they have a podcast called

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Speaker 1: fedge Ham. They wanted to come up with a title

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Speaker 1: that has has no meaning whatsoever, and we did a

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Speaker 1: good job. Of that Fedgeham Dictionary and accomplished. The word

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Speaker 1: fedge on Urban Dictionary has a very sexual meaning, and

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Speaker 1: at this point we're not going to change it. So

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Speaker 1: just don't go to Urban Dictionary. That's what. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: it's Fedgeham and so in episode two you'll hear Garrett

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Speaker 1: but in the background it's a very weird thing that

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Speaker 1: happens during episode two, which I think it's very odd.

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Speaker 1: So you know how Greg T loves bon Jovi. He

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Speaker 1: Garrett and at the time they were dating, Trishan and

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Speaker 1: Garrett's wife Valley, were on stage with bon Jovi. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you're on stage with your idol, you remember that

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Speaker 1: Greg has no recollection, no recollection. Don't remember it at all.

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Speaker 1: I swear to you, and this is true. I'm not

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Speaker 1: making fun of anything. Okay. Recently, within the past couple

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Speaker 1: of years, no, I have started to feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: losing pieces of my memory. And I've done some research

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Speaker 1: qualifying for a candidate that might in the future have Alzheimer's.

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Speaker 1: And I'm forgetting what sentence did you just give us

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Speaker 1: He told us this story yesterday. There is a case,

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Speaker 1: there is there is a case that people are making

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Speaker 1: that they're that they're showing signs of early development of Alzheimer's.

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Speaker 1: Do you take coffee out of aluminium? Put the way,

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Speaker 1: it's not it's not Alzheimer's. It's not a Haimer that's

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Speaker 1: owned by al It's Alzheimer's, Alzheimer Alzi whatever. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: so I'm developing Alzheimer's. And well, first of all, it's

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Speaker 1: not funny my mother. This was the first time I'm

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Speaker 1: actually admitting it to you guys, anybody you have I've

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Speaker 1: never told Trish, I'm never to pause. You're saying that

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Speaker 1: you you think you're you're experiencing some sort of dementia.

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Speaker 1: It's been happening for a couple of typically, and correct

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Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. Alzheimer's is usually a short term memory.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's like recent memory loss. My mother, for instance,

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Speaker 1: had Alzheimer's. She could recite Chaucer word for word, but

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Speaker 1: if you asked her what she had for lunch today,

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Speaker 1: she had no clue. Grandmother would tell us a story

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Speaker 1: about how she met my grandfather and he'd go dancing

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Speaker 1: in this ring he bought her and from years ago.

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Speaker 1: But if she could not remember anything from the last

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Speaker 1: couple of days. So I can remember these big moments

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Speaker 1: of my life. But that was that was years ago.

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Speaker 1: But to me, I guess it wasn't and I forgot

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Speaker 1: and it's not there at all, Like I can't even

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Speaker 1: see it. I don't even know I was there. Isn't

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Speaker 1: there um the possibility that we've all forgotten things in

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Speaker 1: our lives. I mean, it just it happened. Sometimes your

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Speaker 1: brain just skips a beat. My best friend at home,

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Speaker 1: Mike Van Lewin, keeps telling me about these things that

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Speaker 1: we did, and I'm like, Mike, I didn't do that,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, are you kidding me? He's how do

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Speaker 1: you not remember that? How can you remember everything? Well?

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Speaker 1: The problem was I don't know. I remind I was

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Speaker 1: telling Great Tea about this story, and he was telling

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Speaker 1: me that I was a liar. He was like, you are,

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Speaker 1: Why are you making up a line? I remember when

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Speaker 1: you were on stage. I never did. I have no brain, No,

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Speaker 1: what what are you looking up there now? I'm looking

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Speaker 1: up some of the symptoms of Alzheimers. It was very

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Speaker 1: serious and did you have a lot of head trauma?

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Speaker 1: Did you hit your head a lot when you were

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Speaker 1: so okay? So, and he did that on this show.

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Speaker 1: Well on three different occasions. When I was playing ice

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Speaker 1: hockey as a young child, I was rammed into the

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Speaker 1: board's head first, right, And at that point is when

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Speaker 1: the doctors actually think that's when my C four C

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Speaker 1: five compression in my neck actually happened. So I have

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Speaker 1: a C four C five compression in my spine, you know,

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Speaker 1: in the very top area of the neck. So that's

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Speaker 1: that one. Then I was in a massive head on

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Speaker 1: car collision when I was in Middlesex Community College. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know you guys yet, and I was thrown

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Speaker 1: through the windshield. I didn't have a seatbelt on. I

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Speaker 1: slammed my head into the windshield and they were lucky.

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Speaker 1: I was lucky to survive the accident. Didn't know. I

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Speaker 1: woke up on the ground staring up at a red

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Speaker 1: light and was blinking and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: did I do that? And then the cop was like, no,

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Speaker 1: she ran the red light and hit you had on.

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Speaker 1: And then the third time, oh, the third time, we

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Speaker 1: we decided to go swimming in our neighbor's house, me

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Speaker 1: and my buddies when they weren't home. They were on vacation,

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Speaker 1: and they left their pool open, so we figured it

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00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: was hot, Tai, let's go swimming. So I jumped in

631
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: and it was the shallow end and I smashed my

632
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: You're lucky to be sitting here today, So maybe maybe

633
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: that could be some excellent ation why you have spotty memory. Yeah,

634
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: and this is not a joke. This is Legitie's saying.

635
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: What about the time we tested the limits of football

636
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: equipment and we put a helmet on him and a

637
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: shoulder pads and we hit him in the head with

638
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: a bad right, that happened as well. Yes, that to

639
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: the that I really think you should go. If you

640
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: think you're experiencing symptoms, go see a doctor. Okay, now

641
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: I've talked to a doctor, and the doctor keeps telling

642
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: me that the more that you kind of say, you know,

643
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: I need to get tested for this and to get

644
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: tested for that, is the more that they're gonna find stuff.

645
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: So he's like, unless you're willing to really go down

646
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: that road, this is you. He's not. Let's not open

647
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: the hood, let's not see what's under there. Let's just

648
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: leave it alone, suffish. Would you go to the doctor

649
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: to find out stuff? Not? You don't. He's not going

650
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: to tell you what there Okay, guys, guys, guys. The

651
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: thing is, Look, I'm not I'm not a doctor. But

652
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: if he went to the doctor today and the doctor said, well, yeah,

653
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: because of head trauma, you have spotty memory, what're you

654
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: gonna do? I mean, is there a pill he can

655
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: take to bring back his I think he's he's way

656
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: far gone. But I think if you go and they

657
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: do certain things to see if you are in early

658
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: stages of of of dementia, and then I think there's

659
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: things they can do nowadays for preventative to help you

660
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: not get too far so you can catch it early

661
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: on it. I think it's better. I know that I

662
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: love to take Genco beloba, but I don't remember where

663
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: I put it. Say what el? I don't know if

664
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: that can't pronounce it geno beloba? What you say, I

665
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: don't know what it's called. This is correct? So okay.

666
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: So how many people do you know who are afraid

667
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: to go to the doctor to find out the truth.

668
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: The thing is, sometimes you go to the doctor, you

669
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: can actually prevent you can prevent disease from spreading, and

670
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: you can actually prolong your life. You know that, right.

671
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: Grant once said, I don't want to go to the

672
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: dentist because I might find out I have cavities. Right,

673
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: because what happened happened. What happened many rout canal, he waited,

674
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: he had a root canal was an excruciating pain, which

675
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: is more head trauma. What what else? No, I kind

676
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: of know what you're talking about right now, because I

677
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: was just saying about thirty minutes ago, talking about twenty

678
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: three and me and I sent away twenty three and

679
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: me my saliva to get checked four. You know, your

680
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: your ancestry, and I also did the health thing, so

681
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: they'll tell you if you're susceptible to you know, are

682
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 1: predisposed for cancer or things like that. And everybody here

683
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: I sent my spin in at the same time as

684
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: everybody else here. I have yet to get my results back.

685
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: Everybody else has gotten the results back, So I think

686
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: think they're avoiding getting in touch with I think they

687
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: found some weird genetic flaw. And there's probably five people

688
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: sitting at a table right now at twenty three and

689
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: me's headquarters, going, I don't know how we're going to

690
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: talk to this guy. You called Nate. No, you call

691
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: n You tell him he has they found something, and

692
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: they just they're scared to tell me. It's interesting. Well, no,

693
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: they don't know you. They don't care. If if there

694
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: was something wrong, they would have contacted you. There's somebody

695
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: with a conscience that I don't know. I just feel

696
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: guy should have gotten Let the guy live. He's fine,

697
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: So I know what it's like. I kind of don't

698
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: want to know. I agree, as long as you don't know,

699
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: you're not dying. I haven't been able to I haven't

700
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: been able to move my bowels the regular way for

701
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: the past. Okay, this is what does anything? Your bowels

702
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: forgot how to operate? Can you read that? You might

703
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: want to have him read the text he sent to

704
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: his doctor. El texts his doctor. He doesn't call his doctor.

705
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 1: He doesn't. I got this, So he sent this text

706
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: to his doctor. Hey, it's Greg T. Sorry to bother you.

707
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: I got issues ready, Colden haven't craped properly. This Friday

708
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: will be two weeks. I used to be regular morning, afternoon, night,

709
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 1: nice size logs. He goes on to tell this doctor

710
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: via text, my gas smells like something is rotting. Something

711
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: has happened. I have hemorrhoids, maybe from the gym, maybe

712
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: from strenuous pushing, and my anus itches like crazy. Let

713
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: me finish this, may I continue the text? He said

714
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 1: to his doctor, what the hell is wrong with me? Okay?

715
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: Now start laughing? Am I dying? Is it colon cancer?

716
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: When I do go, it's a mix of sometimes diarrhea,

717
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: sometimes a little bits, sometimes long skinny bits. I still

718
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: have it. I still have a decent appetite, he goes

719
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: on in the text, not throwing up. I don't feel nauseous,

720
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: but this is serious. I can't figure this out. Is

721
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: it blueberries? I eat a ton of blueberries. Is it chocolate?

722
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: I eat a good amount of that too. Is it strawberries?

723
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: I love him as well. I can't figure it out.

724
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: Can you help? Is this too much? That was a

725
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: text he said, okay, So did the doctor ever replies? Yes,

726
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: he replied, can you call me? So? I called him

727
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: and I told him I said, I said, said, what

728
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: is wrong with me? What did he say? He said,

729
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: you know, could be mixed up a lot of things,

730
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: but you know, if we go up there and we

731
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: start finding things, you're gonna be on a road of recovery,

732
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 1: and I'll be a long road. He said at forty

733
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: doctor told you that. He said, you're supposed to go

734
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: get your your your your colon checked at forty but

735
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: then I got pushed back to forty five, and then

736
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: I got pushed back to fifty. So it's just so

737
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: you're really not there yet. He really checked you. So

738
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: then he said I should take my alax. So I've

739
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: been taking my alax stool softener, so that's been giving

740
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: me yeah, little yes, but ken then also taking the

741
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: um what's it called, you know, the other one, the

742
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: other thing with the it's a fiber pill, fiber one.

743
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm taking that too, and a lot of this. So

744
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 1: I'm like gassy. I can't well, not not fully though

745
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: I've been pooing still like diarrhea pool poooo yesterday what happened? What?

746
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 1: I really hope this episode is not sponsored by anything.

747
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: Remember at the beginning of the podcast where fedg was disgusting.

748
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: All right, so we have two minutes left. It seems

749
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: like an eternity. We we also learned Great Tea has

750
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: eye issues too. Yesterday because an email went out asking

751
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: for an eye doctor endorsement, and Gregg Tea admits I've

752
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: been avoiding getting eyes checked for the fear of looking

753
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: ugly with classes. But I do feel my eyes are

754
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: going So he's been losing his eyesight now for a

755
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: good four to five years. You are falling upon I

756
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: know I can't read, you can't read your your pooing,

757
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: I can't see when the list? Wait, wait, when did

758
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: you go to the doctor for a physical last It's

759
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: been a couple of years. Every year year was banged

760
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: on my knee with a rub. Now you know what

761
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: you need. You need a different doctor, A doctor that

762
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: you text the A doctor should not tell you you

763
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: know what. We shouldn't check you out because we may

764
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: find something wrong. Is sound like a very good doctor

765
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: to group a group on doctor. My grandfather died of

766
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,919
Speaker 1: a hard condition. He died at fifty three, and I'm

767
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: really nervous that maybe I'm gonna have this car get it.

768
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: I shouldn't you check just to see well? I only

769
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: get my heart only like skims a beat a couple

770
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: of times, only when you're taking done. Only would I

771
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: take C four. That's the workout medicine. That's explosive, remember

772
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: because that stuff. Okay, remember the time Great t was

773
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: buying vitamins out of the chunk of a car. This

774
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: is the dumbest podcast we've ever had. Put a disclaimer

775
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: about how disgusting it is. Have you put you eat

776
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: those metrics bars and all those stopped eating metrics. I

777
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: do the chemicals. I do the C four stuff and

778
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: the C four stuff. It just makes me go like

779
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: this and then my heart starts it doesn't you know?

780
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: This has been well. I didn't want to do this.

781
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: I was gonna leave you guys brought me into this.

782
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: This has been the worst podcast a whole depot. It's them.

783
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: You're on your way the fifteen minute Morning Show. So

784
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: here I am staring at a bag of Takes Bakeshop, thin, crispy,

785
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 1: buttery chocolate chip cookies. And as soon as I'm done

786
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: talking to you, I'm opening this bag and no one's

787
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: gonna stop me. Tates Bakeshop cookies at your favorite market,

788
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: Uniquely crispy, deeply delicious. This is Elvis Derand in the

789
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: Morning Show there's something I was reading in the business

790
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: section of the New York Post. They're talking about women

791
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: topping men in revamped hook up side. The hookup side,

792
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: of course, is Ashley Madison Ashley Madison dot com. By

793
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: the way, if you don't know uh, and they may

794
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: have an. I love how Froggy's like ears perked up

795
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: when you say, actually, he looks up from his computer.

796
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: Somebody called my name. No he doesn't. His wife, Ashley

797
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: Madison was set up to hook up people who are

798
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: married who want to have an extramarital affair. That basically

799
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: is it right, That's anyway you slice it, That's what

800
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: it is. They're saying, for the first time in the

801
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: site's history, there are more women signing up than men. Wow,

802
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 1: I'll read from the post. The latest data received. Number

803
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: one country has verified the number of I want to

804
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: be adulterers climbing aboard an average of fifteen thousand per day.

805
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: And they're saying that it's more women than men. And

806
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: they have an app. By the way, Dave Brody has

807
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: it on his phone. It's kind of weird you pull

808
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: that up real fast. So, however you feel about this topic,

809
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: I know that that that I you know, I think

810
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: it's I see how someone is out there taking advantage

811
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,959
Speaker 1: of a world where there are a lot of people

812
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: who like to cheat, so they're making money off of it.

813
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: Whether you know you agree with that or not, well

814
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: that that's that's up you up to me to decide.

815
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: I just in my head, I don't see how the

816
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: people who have started this website go to bed at

817
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: night and feel good about themselves. Well, they sleep in

818
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: a very expensive bed exactly. I'm not saying it's right

819
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: at all. I don't like it. But you know, when

820
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: you find something in life that needs a fix, you

821
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: come up with a fix and you can become a millionaire.

822
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: You know what's that brody? If you want to, can

823
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: tell you, like in your town, which towns have the

824
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: most cheaters? Which states have the most cheaters. That article

825
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: talks about New York, which a neighborhood New York is

826
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: the biggest cheaters. So in New York City, if you're

827
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: wondering the neighborhood with the highest number of men signing

828
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: up for adultery, the adultery site was Chelsea. The highest

829
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: number of women signing up, We're in Grammercy Park. On

830
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: the flip side, the neighborhoods were the most faithful, where

831
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: the least member. Number of residents registered was Fields Fieldstone

832
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: in the Bronx Okay for men and Sheep's Head Bay

833
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: Brooklyn for women. So anyway, but scary is of an

834
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: interesting point about Ashley Madison. Yeah, and I hate it,

835
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not for it at all. But

836
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: I will tell you that a lot of people say, well,

837
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: they're just creating this problem. They're creating the issue. They're

838
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: not creating a problem. They're actually fulfilling this need for

839
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: some people that is already there's already they would have

840
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: been out of business. So what's going on. Maybe if

841
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: people want to people, if people want to screw up

842
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: their relationships on their own, go right ahead and do it.

843
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: Why should someone profit from it. Well, because it's a

844
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: free country and its capitalism saying you know, it sucks,

845
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: it sucks. The sign up to the same argument could

846
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: be made could be made for the cigarette industry. I mean,

847
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: they tell you right there on the back you're gonna die.

848
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: That is. We actually had a drug a drug seminar

849
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: at my son's school last night, and they were saying

850
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: the same thing, like, you know, they're putting it out

851
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: there and obviously people want it, you know, they're just

852
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: there's a need for it, which sucks, but volumes about

853
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: our relationships, what's going on. It does, and they're making

854
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: a profit of very sad but anyway, So the point

855
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: we've kind of riven off the road here is for

856
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: the first time, women are signing up more than men.

857
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: Woll I'm shocked. Well, why you're shocked? I don't know.

858
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: I you know. I mean, I guess everybody if you're

859
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: going to cheat, it doesn't matter what sex you are.

860
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: They everybody you know. But I don't know. I'd like

861
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: to hear the reasoning well straight and eate. Why do

862
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: you why do you think more women than men? Are

863
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: the numbers of women rising faster on Ashley Madison from

864
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: women than men? I think there's I think because of

865
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: the data breach, people might be scared to sign up, right,

866
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,479
Speaker 1: women don't believe in data breach. No, I'm just saying

867
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: I think maybe guys are more leary to do so.

868
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I think I hate to say this.

869
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: I think women want to cheat sometimes just as much

870
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: as men. Maybe women are Maybe women think that their

871
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: husbands are cheating and so they sign up to catch them.

872
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: Very difficult to do that. Okay, that's one. Let's talk

873
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: to Christine. Hi, Christine, Hi, how are you? I'm doing? Well?

874
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: What is your thought here? I actually m on the

875
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: see where you're playing as Danielle. You wonder if women

876
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,919
Speaker 1: are signing up in fear that they're going to find

877
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: their husbands on there, and that's why all these women

878
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: are now on the website too. Well, okay, I'm not

879
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: saying there's no way that could be it, but let's

880
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: assume for a moment that more women than men are

881
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: signing up because more women than men are ready to

882
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: have an extramarital affair. If that's the case, why is

883
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: that now and not a year ago or two years ago?

884
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 1: And I think that's what I'm asking. What is different

885
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: now than two years ago? Ashley Madison has been around

886
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: for years and this is the first time Christine the

887
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: reporting that it's more women than men that are active

888
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: on the site. So maybe if you can't beat them,

889
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: join them. Okay, all right, okay, all right, now we're playing. Now,

890
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: now we're rallying, Christine. If you think about it, about it,

891
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: let me know, Okay, I'm just kind of curious. Yeah,

892
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: and you know, maybe now women have the confidence and

893
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: to just get out there and do it too. Yeah.

894
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: You know what, for many years, men obviously for whatever reason,

895
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: we're dissatisfied in their in their in their marriages, and

896
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: so they went out and they decided to cheat using

897
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: this system. Now you're saying that women are like, well,

898
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 1: screw you, what about us, I'm not happy in my marriage.

899
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and find what I need. And

900
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: you know, on the on the side, All right, maybe

901
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: that's it. Maybe we should be thinking about that. I

902
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: guess the bottom line could be Christine, anyone in a relationship,

903
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: anyone in a marriage, really should stop down and go

904
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: wait a minute, am I doing all I can to

905
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: keep this thing alive? And if you're not happy, you know,

906
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: you do owe it to the other person to let

907
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: them know and then either trying to fix it or

908
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: move on. Why why you know what, that's just my opinion. No, No,

909
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: you're paying right No, actually, your opinions right on, Because

910
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: why are you saying that? Because you know, so many

911
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: we get so many callers that will call and say, well,

912
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm cheating and it's you know, it's not my fault,

913
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: he's the married one. How many people have called and

914
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: said that before. Well, and we disagree with it. If

915
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: you cheat, it's your fault. A relationship is work, whether

916
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: it's a relationship you're in now, the relationship you're getting

917
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: out of to start another one. Our relationship is work,

918
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: and you should put your efforts into the relationship that

919
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 1: you're in if you're happy, or a way to make

920
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: it happy, rather than going on and doing something like this.

921
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: That's it always makes me laugh. You always think the

922
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: grass is greener and then you get to the other

923
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: side and there's no grass. It's it's gravel, and you're like, oh,

924
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: never mind, I want to go back to the grass.

925
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: So maybe, maybe, just maybe here's a concept. Oh my god,

926
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: what about this one? If your relationship isn't working, either

927
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: fix it or get out of That's what I said. Yeah,

928
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: it's exactly I know, but but that's my point is

929
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: you just said that, and I think I think you

930
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: said fix it or get out. Actually Madison was founded

931
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: in two thousand and two. While or get off the pod?

932
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: How much does it cost to sign up at that thing?

933
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: How much how much does it cost you? Women are

934
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 1: women are free? I have no idea. By the way,

935
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: to my anniversary. Wait a minute, hold on, women are

936
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: free and guys at cost. This is like Ladies Night

937
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: at Actually mad is it? Drinks are free? So so

938
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: what we're hearing is, so the women who are signing

939
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: up and aren't necessarily married there will they want to

940
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: be in a relationship with a guy who is married.

941
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: I could be either way. I mean sometimes I know

942
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: married women go on there, but I think part of it.

943
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: I don't think men go on there to meet single women.

944
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: They go want to meet married women. So the two

945
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: of you keep it a secret and you both have

946
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 1: something to lose. That's sort of the idea. So let's

947
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: talk about the women who were going on who are

948
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: single but only want to date married guys because they

949
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: want zero committal commitment. Right. Maybe they're going on because

950
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: it's free. They don't have to pay. The guys have

951
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: to pay, So that's why they're not going ladies. They

952
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: can get it free somewhere else. All let's go talk

953
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: to Amber High Amber. Hi, guys, so you have actually

954
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: made fake profiles and went on to UH and have

955
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: gone online to try to find your boyfriend out there

956
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: looking around? Yes, I have. How long have you been

957
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: with this guy? By the by the way, two years,

958
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: have you found anything? I have not, but I have

959
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: found friends boyfriends on there. Wow. Do you feel How

960
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: does it make you feel when you we spend all

961
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: that time and energy and you find nothing. Do you

962
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: feel like you know what? Maybe I'm maybe I'm maybe

963
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm wrong? Yeah? Oh yeah, I feel like an idiot.

964
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna

965
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: say you're an idiot. I'll tell you why, because we

966
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: all have these moments where we just the trust issues

967
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: are just boiling. I get it, you're not alone. I

968
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: get it, and it is and some sometimes I'm not

969
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: saying disappointing, but sometimes it's a letdown to not find

970
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: what you're looking for. Has your boyfriend done things that

971
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: have made you think he would pssibly be on these sites?

972
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: Has he given you clues to that? Um? No, I

973
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: just think men in general, um give out that vibe.

974
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: Men are always looking at other women. But that's just

975
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 1: their nature. Yeah, as long as they like that they

976
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: don't touch you know, we're okay. Well, I will look

977
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 1: at women too. I hope, you know, I hope that

978
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: if this guy is worth it, amber you guys can

979
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: talk this out and you guys can find a way

980
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: to make sure your levels of trust are going up right.

981
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,799
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989
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 1: want to make someone man. We turned to Dave Brody,

990
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: the guy in the corner, my friend Riley and I.

991
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: We're both in our friend Rick's wedding a month ago.

992
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: At the end of the night, after too many drinks,

993
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,760
Speaker 1: Riley stole the centerpiece that was in the main lobby.

994
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: The centerpiece was beautiful flowers in this very expensive vase

995
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: the place where the reception was located. Will They called

996
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: Riley the next morning about the vase and he promised

997
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 1: to return it. In the process of taking it back,

998
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: he broke the expensive vase. The catering hall sent Riley

999
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: a bill for two fifty dollars and now he's refusing

1000
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: to pay it. He doesn't believe the vase was worth

1001
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: that much. Our friend Riley has a quick fuse and

1002
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: would be perfect for a phone tap. He's pranked me,

1003
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: so we would like to prank him back. Please call him,

1004
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: say you're from the catering hall and demand he paid

1005
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: for the broken vase. This is from Scott all right.

1006
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: Scott will be listening in on the other line while

1007
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: Dave Brody calls Riley. Mike, Riley, we're calling Riley now

1008
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,399
Speaker 1: with Scott on the other line, let's listen in and

1009
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: have some fun with the phone. Is this Mike Riley? Mike,

1010
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: this is Dave Garner. I'm calling from the end. Its

1011
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: side was, Yeah, I'm one of the supervisors here. You

1012
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: got a letter from us, an invoice about the vase

1013
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: you broke. What's the status? I broke the returning it

1014
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: for someone else. So when I find out the real place,

1015
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: then I'll get back to this. Maybe a whole arrangement

1016
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 1: was worth two and fifty out, but the vase alone

1017
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: is not worth two hundred and fifty dollars, right, So

1018
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: you do admit that you stole it, I said, I

1019
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: haven't I returned it? Have you been drinking? You sound

1020
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: like you're you're a little my calling in bad time?

1021
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: Any union? And if you keep with me, I will

1022
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: come out to yours. Do you understand that? Call me

1023
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: up on my damn phone accusing me? Well? What union?

1024
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: When I'm just who I've been drinking? I'll come out

1025
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: there right now. I mean you will step outside. How's that?

1026
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: You sound like a very reliable person? Call me up?

1027
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: Who the hell you things you are? Look, I'm calling

1028
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: you because we put this to a collections drinking. Just

1029
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: come out there right now. You want to deal with

1030
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: that string that lawyer with me? Let me do that

1031
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: tru he can ast me kick your danass? Who the

1032
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: hell do you think you are? Calling me and excusing me?

1033
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: Just stopped in here tomorrow? What time you're gonna be? Like? Joe?

1034
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: What time is good for you? I get done with

1035
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: the three cross? You do the time? I'll be out there.

1036
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: Do you need me in the park? How's that? Well,

1037
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: you're in a union, so you could probably take a

1038
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: two hour lunch break and come see me. I don't

1039
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: need to take a two hour lunch only five minutes

1040
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: and you're pissing me to hull off. Guys and unions

1041
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: don't do much work anyway. Who who do you think

1042
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: you are? Man? You call on my phone again, I'm

1043
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: gonna call the cops and you're harassing me. You got it?

1044
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: How is that? Yeah? I mean you couldn't have done

1045
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,240
Speaker 1: it better. So here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna

1046
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: call him now on the cell phone. Just be like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: uh I just got a phone call. Don't act like

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Speaker 1: I just got off the phone with your drunk friend

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Speaker 1: and uh oh he's on the phone. Yeah, listen, dude,

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Speaker 1: And like I said, tomorrow afternoon, I will be there

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Speaker 1: kids swearing at the storm because you were a piece

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Speaker 1: Ashley is on the line. Hi Ashley, Hi, Now you

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Speaker 1: actually live where Barbie lived, the real Barbie. Yes, you

1113
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: live in the dream House Malibu. He's actually from Dorset, Vermont.

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00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: Really I didn't know from Vermont. That's interesting she still

1115
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: lives there, she does. Wow, how does she look very long?

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00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: Like she's fifty six years old or something like that

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00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: or even older is older? And she does not look

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Speaker 1: like the doll any longer. Okay, so her name is

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00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: rich like Milicent Barbie, Barbara what's her real name? Do

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Speaker 1: we know? She goes by Barbara May Barbara? Okay? And

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00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: does she have a waste? She does not, So, you know,

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00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: we keep forgetting that this, this iconic doll is actually

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Speaker 1: a person in her Now it was her mom that

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01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: developed the doll and named it after her daughter, Barbara.

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01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: Is that correct? I believe that is the story behind Barbie.

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Speaker 1: I'm According to Wikipedia, it says American businesswoman Ruth Handler

1127
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,439
Speaker 1: is credited with the creation of the Barbie doll, using

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01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: a German doll called the Build Lily as her inspiration. Okay,

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01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: that's according to Wikipedia. But do they say where the

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01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: name came from? Now, Barbie is a figurehead of a

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01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: brand of Mattel Doll's accessories. Blah blah blah blah bl Okay,

1132
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: well we know it's your daughter's pretty much sure, But

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01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: do you see her walking around town? Oh? Yeah, oh absolutely.

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01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: By the way, Barbie has had many careers. She's been

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01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: an aerobics instructor, a football coach, a gymnastics coach, a

1136
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: Spanish language teacher, and I doctor, A nurse. A certain

1137
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: then who pays for all of the schooling for Barbie.

1138
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: This is so cool. The whole point is and I

1139
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: guess actually you'd agree. Barbie represents everything you could be

1140
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: if you're a little girl growing up. They wanted Barbie

1141
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: to be anything and everything that you could be or

1142
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: wanted to be. I love that. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah,

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01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: Well when you see her, you tell Barbie. We said, Yo,

1144
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: what's up? I will all right, thanks for listening to us.

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01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: Actually have a great day. Okay. I just can't imagine

1146
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: if you are truly the inspiration behind such an icon.

1147
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: But how much pressure is it if you are the

1148
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: real Barbie? Forget it? Seriously, what if I was Duncan Hines?

1149
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You look more like what

1150
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: if I was Betty Crocker? Remember Mrs Fields? We had

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01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: Mrs Fields, the Cookie Lady. She was great. Seriously, I've

1152
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: always wanted to read the meet Duncan Hines. Yeah, it's great. Team.

1153
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I'm trying to brush off

1154
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: all the geniusness of radio they bring to you today.

1155
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: See that I've given you a great topic about Barbie.

1156
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: Who do you ever thought? Thank you? This is the

1157
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: early bird gets the worm. I get, so do Little Google.

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01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: If Barbie were an actual woman, she'd be five ft nine.

1159
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 1: She'd have a thirty nine inch bust, an eighteen inch

1160
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:14,439
Speaker 1: waist and three hips and a size three shoe. She'd

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01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 1: freaking fall over, exactly. She's not not real, not real.

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01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:25,439
Speaker 1: She probably couldn't have a period. She'd have to walk

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01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: on all fours due to her proportions. She have to.

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01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: She'd have to crawl around on all fours all the

1165
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: time because she'd fall off her a little tiny feet.

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01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: Nobody is built like that. That's ridiculous. It's true, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Greg, what you know what some of those

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01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 1: Barbie dolls are worth today, Like some of those original

1169
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: Barbie dolls in the South, they're in the packaging and

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01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: the damaged get unbelievable amount of money. Remember Skipper, that

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01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: was my favorite who. She was the first character added

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01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: to Barbie's family back in the day. She was like

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01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: the younger fourteen year old sister of Barbie or something.

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01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: No idea. I had the Skipper dolls. I had to see.

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01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: I did have g I Joe. I had to g

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Speaker 1: I Joes. Don't ask what I made them do I

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Speaker 1: don't want to know. But I used to have Barbie

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01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: and g I Joe do things in the house. What

1179
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: they do? You know? Stuff lay on top of each other.

1180
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: Did you find a Barbie shoe in your underwear one time? No? No,

1181
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: they found it when they gave me a colonic. Sorry,

1182
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 1: I get those mixed milk buds in your underwear. Barbie

1183
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,479
Speaker 1: shoe in the clar I had milk duds and raising

1184
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: ets in my underwear and they gave me a colonic

1185
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: and a Barbie shoe came out. But anyway, don't ask no,

1186
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 1: but uh I used to. The thing is is G

1187
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,240
Speaker 1: I Joe is so much larger than Barbies. And I

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01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: couldn't get Barbie's clothes on G I Joe because we

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01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: wanted to have a drag show. They didn't fit. They

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01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 1: didn't fit. G I Joe was much bigger. You needed

1191
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: like the Wonder Woman Dollar or something from back in

1192
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 1: the day that was more of a G I Joe.

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01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: I just wasn't I wasn't thinking clearly. What's up, Stephanie. Hey,

1194
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 1: I was just calling in because I saw on Netflix

1195
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: a while ago a show called The Toys That Made Us,

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01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: The Toys That Made Us. I love that show. Yeah,

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01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: and there's a one episode all about the history of Barbie,

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01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: And you're right, her mom did mean her did make

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Speaker 1: Bobby after her daughter, and then can I think of

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01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: her son? Really interesting? And where the name Carson come from?

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01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh that I don't remember. I don't think they mentioned that,

1202
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 1: but it's kind of incestuous. Well yeah, now it's getting creepy. Yeah,

1203
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're gonna go do our facts checking

1204
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: on that one. That's gotta scary. All right, we'll definitely

1205
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: net we're creeped out. Thanks for listening, Danielle. What's going on?

1206
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: So five seconds of summer fans get ready? Their new

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Speaker 1: album on the way in June. That's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. Black Panther will hit Blu ray and

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Speaker 1: DVD on May fifteen. Um, so I know a lot

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Speaker 1: of people want to own that. Okay, So if you

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Speaker 1: are a Game of Thrones fan, you know that this

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Speaker 1: upcoming season is supposed to be sick and crazy. While

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Speaker 1: it took fifty five days to shoot a single battle

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Speaker 1: scene for an upcome for the upcoming season, so they're

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Speaker 1: saying that it was consecutive nights, eleven weeks, three locations.

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Speaker 1: They said, it's gonna be crazy and something you have

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Speaker 1: never ever seen before, So getting ready for that. Back

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Speaker 1: Girl is back on. So the Backgirl movie got put

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01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: on the back burner, and now I'm hearing that it

1220
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: has been taken off the back burner and that we

1221
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: may be seeing a new script for it and we

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01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: may be getting a new Backgirl movie. So that's pretty cool.

1223
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: Did you see the tweet that Disney sent out. It

1224
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: was very strange. It was a picture of Pinocchio with

1225
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: this little video and it basically was saying how Pinocchio

1226
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: is dead inside. People didn't like it. They had to

1227
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 1: take that down. Yeah, that didn't go over very well.

1228
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Speaker 1: What do we have for you tonight? On television, it

1229
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 1: is the voice season finale of America's Next Top Model.

1230
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: You've got Elton John I'm still standing. The special over

1231
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: on CBS. New Girl is on Andre the Giant. There's

1232
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Speaker 1: a ninety minute documentary. I'm sure coaster Boy Josh will

1233
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 1: be watching that tonight. Uh. And if the flash Leath

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Speaker 1: the Weapon Roseanne Black Lightning Chicago med rises on tonight.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of fun stuff on television as well. Uh.

1236
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Speaker 1: And next hour we're going to talk about Cardi b.

1237
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Speaker 1: She is very very busy these days we received a

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Speaker 1: text from one of her favorite listeners, Chavon. Good morning, Chavon,

1239
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: good morning. How are you doing very well? We saw

1240
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,919
Speaker 1: your text and how did you get you on the phone?

1241
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: Because this is so interesting to me? Yes, it's actually crazy.

1242
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: Tell everyone what happened to not you but your sister. Yes,

1243
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: So yesterday I received a text and my sister said,

1244
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Speaker 1: have you ever seen that show? I didn't know I

1245
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:36,959
Speaker 1: was pregnant, and I'm like, yes, I have, And sure

1246
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: enough she was having a baby. So well she called

1247
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Speaker 1: you while a baby was falling out of her What no,

1248
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: not quite almost so said she had no idea, no idea.

1249
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Speaker 1: Well wait, how how pregnant is she? How how far

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Speaker 1: along is she? Uh? Nine months? So she hasn't she did?

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01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: What about the weight gain? And like the movement? It

1252
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 1: inside like nothing yet? Um, so she didn't gain a

1253
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 1: little bit of weight? Nothing like too crazy though, like

1254
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: we just kind ofated it to you know, normal weight gain.

1255
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 1: And she's very tiny, she's only four eleven, so any

1256
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: weight she gains a little bit of weight, it looks

1257
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 1: like a lot more prevalent than if you know, it

1258
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 1: was anyone else there was that, but she didn't have

1259
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 1: morning thickness, she didn't have really anything any of the symptoms. Well,

1260
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,520
Speaker 1: how did she find out she was pregnant? So she

1261
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: went to the doctor, um, just because she thought that

1262
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 1: she had a U T I. And then they're like, oh,

1263
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: and you know, the pregnancy is positive and she was

1264
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: like what and then uh, They're like, yeah, you didn't know.

1265
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: So then they told her that she should go to

1266
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: the hospital. And sure enough, she was thirty weeks along

1267
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 1: and it wasn't kicking or anything. Um, they she doesn't

1268
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 1: really know, like she hope. I mean, the baby is

1269
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: healthy now, so maybe it did move and she kind

1270
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: of didn't like really put two and two together. Chavon,

1271
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I have seen that show and typically, I mean,

1272
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 1: and many times a woman can be pregnant. But maybe

1273
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: because she's larger in size, she doesn't know or whatever.

1274
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,919
Speaker 1: And I get that, but to be a tiny framed

1275
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 1: person like your sister, and all right, well, so so

1276
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,639
Speaker 1: how does it change your life when you find out

1277
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 1: I mean, days before you're about to have a baby.

1278
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not you don't have nine months to

1279
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: prepare you any better. Now she's gonna have a baby, right, Yeah,

1280
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: we don't have anything. So she gave birth yesterday. So

1281
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 1: now we're just kind of like putting things together. Uh

1282
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: we all we lived together with our parents. I'm in

1283
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: law school right now, and uh so she We're just

1284
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:48,160
Speaker 1: going to do the best that we can, you know,

1285
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,640
Speaker 1: and like, you know, his family is very supportive and

1286
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:54,640
Speaker 1: you know where everyone's very involved and and happy. But

1287
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: he's shocked still, so it'll definitely change our lives. But

1288
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,160
Speaker 1: nothing we can do about it. Now. It sounds like

1289
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 1: it's a it's a positive. Everyone's everyone's like we're accepting it.

1290
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,600
Speaker 1: We have a new member of the family added to

1291
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 1: the family, and it's all good. Yeah, yeah, it's it's

1292
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 1: definitely good. At first, it was definitely a shock and

1293
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: it was just kind of like, all right, here we

1294
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 1: go showtime. But you've been now that we have time

1295
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,559
Speaker 1: to like settle a little, you know, have some time

1296
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 1: to settle in and like figure everything out. You can't

1297
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 1: imagine that, do you have another another person in the house,

1298
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 1: like without any warning, surprise, baby jealous producer Sam, this

1299
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 1: happened to someone, you know, Yeah, this happened to my

1300
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 1: sister's co worker. They have a couple of weeks now

1301
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: they're nesting for a baby. Except they just found out

1302
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: and she's due soon. Like, how that's there in the

1303
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: last there under a month at least she is a month.

1304
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:53,679
Speaker 1: Chavon's sister had like three hours. Was the father shocked?

1305
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean he was like crying, you know,

1306
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,240
Speaker 1: he was happy and everything. Not cries of star but

1307
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: he was happy and um yeah, it's just it definitely

1308
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 1: was kind of a shock, but like we didn't really

1309
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: have time to process everything. I've got good news and

1310
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: better news. The good news you're having a baby, and

1311
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:15,599
Speaker 1: the bad news. His arm is already coming out. That's

1312
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,120
Speaker 1: an arm. Well, Chevon, thank you. Tell your sister and

1313
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 1: tell the father, Tell everyone congratulations. I'm so happy that

1314
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: you have a new baby in the family and everyone's

1315
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: on board and it's all cool. That's great. Oh yeah,

1316
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I listened to you guys all

1317
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: the time, and I'm glad that this is something that

1318
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: I got to talk to you about. Oh I know,

1319
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,640
Speaker 1: I know, an interesting story. I love it. Thank you,

1320
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 1: chavonn have a great day. Okay, yeah you too. Hold

1321
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 1: On Scary has a question. Hold On, he was sick

1322
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 1: that there's any possibility that maybe she knew but was

1323
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:46,599
Speaker 1: keeping it to herself. Does she have reasons to conspiracy? Scary,

1324
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: there's a conspiracy, Chavon, How do you want to answer

1325
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:53,200
Speaker 1: that one? I think there were things that maybe she

1326
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 1: could have she could have thought about it, Like looking

1327
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 1: back now, it's like, oh, maybe that was like kind

1328
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: of a sign. But maybe like even that she was

1329
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 1: five or six months along, not nine months. That's just

1330
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:08,599
Speaker 1: look scary for a baby shower. Baby showers are so

1331
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: awful anyway, not for the moment you play those dumb games. Anyway.

1332
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:18,160
Speaker 1: Thank you have a great day. Yeah, yeah, I mean

1333
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 1: surprised baby here you stop drinking when you're considering having

1334
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: a baby, like you're supposed to prenatal vitamins and all

1335
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 1: that stuff, like you know, I don't know. I thought

1336
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,600
Speaker 1: maybe maybe she just was afraid to see how it

1337
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 1: was going to be received by the family. Scary, would

1338
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: you stop it? I'm just scary. Thinks that there's a

1339
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:46,800
Speaker 1: conspiracy everywhere she sho that she's that small, and that

1340
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: there's no noticeable change. I don't know, it can happen.

1341
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 1: It did happen. We've seen the show. Look, we have

1342
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: ten million listeners out there. And there's a possibility of

1343
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 1: almost anything happening to anyone our listeners, and it happened.

1344
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: What's up straight name? I guess there could be a twist,

1345
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,800
Speaker 1: like a show for the guy I didn't know I

1346
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: got the girl pregnant right that. I definitely do not

1347
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: want to be on that show. But I'm trying to

1348
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 1: think that show. No no, no, no no. But I'm

1349
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,680
Speaker 1: thinking as a guy. I can't think of anything like

1350
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 1: this where all of a sudden, my body has changed

1351
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,639
Speaker 1: I don't even know it, and then something's coming out

1352
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: of my body that is alive. I I can't think

1353
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:27,800
Speaker 1: of the equivalent like when you have that hemorrhoid that's right,

1354
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 1: was alive, that was on the outside of my don't

1355
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 1: want to get this, you know, I will say, you know,

1356
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 1: a lot happens in nine months in a relationship. So

1357
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,720
Speaker 1: let's just say, like, you know, it's month number one

1358
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,920
Speaker 1: and everything's great, and you're in love and everything's wonderful,

1359
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 1: and you got intimate and everything, but all of a sudden,

1360
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 1: like towards like nine months, you're kind of like, you know,

1361
01:12:45,439 --> 01:12:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about breaking up, and then all of a sudden,

1362
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 1: she's like, oh wait, hold on, baby, that's a problem.

1363
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I'm locked in in this situation.

1364
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 1: It sounds like everyone's on board and everyone's cool and

1365
01:12:56,439 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 1: everyone's supportive. So I'm glad it's working out. Sure, there

1366
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,640
Speaker 1: you go. So I'm wondering, as you listen to this

1367
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 1: show right now, that weird feeling you had this morning.

1368
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a child. Maybe your mom maybe should go

1369
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 1: get chicked. Miss part of today's show. Stuff gets a

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Speaker 1: the morning show. Who's this? Aaron? Okay? Hi? Hi Aaron? Hi?

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01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: Hello lady? Hi? What's going on? Aaron? Hey? So my

1389
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: uncle he's like old school and he's kind of crazy.

1390
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: He went money to a cousin about thirty years ago,

1391
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 1: and I think it was like for bail, but he

1392
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: never got it back. So every year the day he

1393
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 1: what my cousin money he spent so much, certified letter

1394
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:59,400
Speaker 1: asking for a back, just a little reminded. Every for

1395
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: thirty years he's been asking. This is like a family

1396
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,760
Speaker 1: story we have. It's funny. Do you know how much

1397
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 1: it was? My mom always said it was like five

1398
01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 1: grand is right about is? But we're all kind of crazy.

1399
01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:19,759
Speaker 1: I mean he's crazy, for sure, but a little crazy

1400
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,800
Speaker 1: in our fun festival A lot of money. Yeah, it

1401
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:26,400
Speaker 1: is the interest over for thirty years. Do you charge

1402
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:29,960
Speaker 1: your family interest? How does it work? I have no idea.

1403
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: We actually haven't even seen this cousin and like forever.

1404
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 1: But it's funny every year he always talks about it

1405
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:39,840
Speaker 1: like a family get together. I love that. Though. Here's

1406
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 1: the thing, if if he ever paid the loan back,

1407
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,280
Speaker 1: it would kind of it would ruin the family story.

1408
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,400
Speaker 1: He could of boring, it would ruin the story. It

1409
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 1: would honestly, Aaron, thanks for calling thirty years to lo

1410
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:58,040
Speaker 1: the money. Have a great day, Okay, thank you. Speaking

1411
01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,640
Speaker 1: of bailing people out of jail, when the last to

1412
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:01,960
Speaker 1: be bailed someone out of jail? I never have. I

1413
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever done that. Oh but I did

1414
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 1: go with somebody who did bail somebody, but I didn't

1415
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:09,840
Speaker 1: do the bailing like a murderer ding ding driving. Have

1416
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: you ever had somebody call you from jail to bail

1417
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,439
Speaker 1: them out of us? No? No, never. If you're because

1418
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,559
Speaker 1: you're like my person that I would call, I wouldn't

1419
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,240
Speaker 1: trust me with, which I know is bad because you

1420
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 1: don't answer your phone ever, and he kind of lives

1421
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,720
Speaker 1: far from you, so you probabish. You call somebody that

1422
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,519
Speaker 1: you need someone local. I want to call my wife.

1423
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 1: Do you know what that phone conversation is going to go? Like?

1424
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 1: Keep them? Don't you have like the emergency go to

1425
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 1: person in case you get arrested. I have what I

1426
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:36,639
Speaker 1: got to remind him. It's been your since I told

1427
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 1: him you were You wouldn't call Alex No, God, no, no,

1428
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,720
Speaker 1: you don't call your significant other. Want them to know.

1429
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna immediately call an attorney who's a

1430
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,920
Speaker 1: friend of mine so they can get the wheels turned

1431
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 1: in fastest, because it's you want to get out of there.

1432
01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:54,720
Speaker 1: You want out. You don't want to be stuck there

1433
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:57,160
Speaker 1: all night, waiting for someone to call someone, to call someone.

1434
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,680
Speaker 1: I call my dad, would you yeah? Because I know

1435
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 1: my He wouldn't even care what I did. He would

1436
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: just try come and get me. Little sweetie Trump driving,

1437
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,880
Speaker 1: no problem. My daddy loves me. You're a little kitten.

1438
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,880
Speaker 1: What are you laughing at? Straight now, I've actually bailed

1439
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,760
Speaker 1: somebody out of jail. It's not fun. You feel like

1440
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,439
Speaker 1: a criminal going to jail to bail somebody out. They

1441
01:17:20,439 --> 01:17:22,880
Speaker 1: make you feel that what did that was a hit

1442
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 1: and run? Oh my god? I mean, in the grand

1443
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,560
Speaker 1: scheme of things, nobody got injured. There's property damage. But

1444
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 1: he left the scene of a crime, which is run

1445
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,599
Speaker 1: into a car and kept driving and they kept driving.

1446
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 1: He got pulled over and blah blah blah blah blah

1447
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 1: ba um. Yeah. The the the experience you go through

1448
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 1: to bail somebody out and they're talking to a bail bondsman.

1449
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 1: You talk about like used car salesman. They are the

1450
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:46,280
Speaker 1: used car salesman. Of used car salesman. Well, that's not

1451
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 1: being very nice, and we may have some listening to us.

1452
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 1: I think they're I think what they do is a

1453
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,639
Speaker 1: very valuable service, but there's so much wheeling and dealing

1454
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,960
Speaker 1: going on when you talk to a bail bondsman, like

1455
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,880
Speaker 1: you don't realize that you can actually make a deal

1456
01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:00,120
Speaker 1: with a bail bondsman. You can, yeah, yeah, because what

1457
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:02,639
Speaker 1: they do is they put up the entire bail amount, right,

1458
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 1: but you're responsible for paying them a certain percentage, and

1459
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,120
Speaker 1: you can negotiate on that percentage, which I was successful at.

1460
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 1: How much was bail for your friend? A hundred thousand dollars?

1461
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,439
Speaker 1: So what they do is they take ten percent. You

1462
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:18,559
Speaker 1: pay them ten percent of whatever that bail is that

1463
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,680
Speaker 1: you don't see ever again, but they'll put up the

1464
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:24,360
Speaker 1: hundred grand. Um. So then I had to pay ten

1465
01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to get my friend out of jail. And

1466
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: so if your friend flees the country, yes, then I

1467
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,960
Speaker 1: lose the money and then I'm responsible for the hundred

1468
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:39,439
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yeah, God, this is so complicated. It's I

1469
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:43,400
Speaker 1: didn't crime was so difficult because they get the money back.

1470
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:48,519
Speaker 1: I never knew. Hold on, Brodie, weren't you in jail

1471
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,639
Speaker 1: one you got bailed out of jail? Remember that? Yes,

1472
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 1: where I rented a car on Maui, Hawaii. He went

1473
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:59,840
Speaker 1: to Hawaiian jail and uh, a guy cut me off.

1474
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,719
Speaker 1: I hit a state bridge. So when I the rental

1475
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,719
Speaker 1: car agency reported me it's a crime to hit state property.

1476
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: They took me to jail, and uh, I was in.

1477
01:19:08,479 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 1: I was in a tank with a homeless guy like

1478
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 1: you know, like wineos and stuff, and I got I

1479
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,800
Speaker 1: got My friend had to bail me out with traveler's checks.

1480
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: He had enough money to build How much did it

1481
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,920
Speaker 1: cost to get you a hundred dollars? But we never

1482
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,439
Speaker 1: got that money back because we came home. So I

1483
01:19:20,479 --> 01:19:23,360
Speaker 1: jumped bail him. All he's there, you're wanted in Hawaii.

1484
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,760
Speaker 1: He's the best part. I took mug shots. It's not

1485
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,600
Speaker 1: a criminal record. It's a traffic violation. And after I

1486
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: took them, they called me back out of my cell

1487
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,800
Speaker 1: and made me take them again. They said the first

1488
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 1: copy didn't come out right. This is before digital cameras.

1489
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 1: It turns out he got a copy of them as

1490
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,240
Speaker 1: a joke. They gave him a copy, so he, my friend,

1491
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:42,400
Speaker 1: has a copy of my mug shot. I didn't know

1492
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: we had so many jailbirds here on the show Scotty

1493
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,360
Speaker 1: b went to jail? No, I didn't, But one time

1494
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 1: I bailed a guy out of jail that was duct

1495
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,800
Speaker 1: taped to a telephone pole right off the side of

1496
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 1: the highway. That was great tea. Yeah, it was great tea.

1497
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:54,519
Speaker 1: How come we're talking about jail and great teams nowhere

1498
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:57,200
Speaker 1: to be found? But that was only great? How many

1499
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,240
Speaker 1: times his great tea gone to jail on behalf of

1500
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:04,439
Speaker 1: our show? Three? I believe. Yeah, let's go for number four.

1501
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:07,360
Speaker 1: What can we do? Let's get him in to the pokey.

1502
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:12,240
Speaker 1: Hello Michelle, Hi, good morning, good morning. So you bailed

1503
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:19,040
Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend out of jail. Yeahs now, what was

1504
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:24,880
Speaker 1: he in for? Um? I it was bad? Okay, okay,

1505
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:28,639
Speaker 1: we'll leave it. I don't know there's a limit for me,

1506
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 1: like of what you could have done for me to

1507
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:33,120
Speaker 1: get you out, like it really murdered somebody. I'm not

1508
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 1: coming to get you your own murder for murder. It

1509
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: was okay, okay, let's okay, hold on, hold on, So Daniel,

1510
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:49,479
Speaker 1: let's say I get arrested, I get pinched because I'm

1511
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:53,720
Speaker 1: selling marijuana. I come get you, okay. But it was

1512
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:58,960
Speaker 1: like opioids us all right, So you have marijuana is

1513
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,240
Speaker 1: less less of a crime to you than like pills

1514
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,800
Speaker 1: and stuff. Now, what if you shoplift, I'm gonna I'm

1515
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 1: gonna get you out. Thank you. That's good. That's not

1516
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:09,799
Speaker 1: too benef I killed someone. I'm guessing you're leaving me there, Michelle.

1517
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean, so you bailed build you got it. What

1518
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 1: would you do? Let him sit there all night? Michelle?

1519
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:17,320
Speaker 1: Did you considers letting him stay? No? I let him

1520
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:21,559
Speaker 1: the food there for like five days, money to come

1521
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 1: up with. When I was giving the money to the

1522
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,800
Speaker 1: lady and she's putting in the machine, she goes, are

1523
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:31,200
Speaker 1: you sure you want to do this? I think so.

1524
01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:35,360
Speaker 1: She's really nervous. But I got it back, okay, you

1525
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,439
Speaker 1: kind of like I put my money in a bank

1526
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:39,200
Speaker 1: and it just sat there because you don't really gain

1527
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:42,000
Speaker 1: interest anyway, as well, just bail people out of jail.

1528
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:44,400
Speaker 1: All right, Michelle, Well, thank you for sharing, and we

1529
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,559
Speaker 1: must remind everyone this is her ex boyfriend no longer

1530
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:52,240
Speaker 1: moved on. Don't talk to him anymore. All right, Michelle,

1531
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:55,040
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. Have a good day. Okay,

1532
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 1: all right. I did date someone whose father was in

1533
01:21:58,479 --> 01:22:00,920
Speaker 1: prison and he had the bracelet of round his ankle,

1534
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: so he was a home arrest at that point. They

1535
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,519
Speaker 1: let him out and there was and I asked a

1536
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:08,120
Speaker 1: lot of questions and then found out it was a

1537
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 1: really big case that was on front page news. Yeah.

1538
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 1: I was like, so okay. And then my mother was like,

1539
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: do you see what's going on in the family that

1540
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,280
Speaker 1: you're dating? Always issues? Oh I bet, I bet your

1541
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:22,480
Speaker 1: mom was so proud of you. She was not happy.

1542
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 1: Speaking of the jailbird, there's great tea. Yes, you've been

1543
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,200
Speaker 1: on behalf of our show. You've been locked up in

1544
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:30,280
Speaker 1: the in the jail or you just sat in like

1545
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:33,800
Speaker 1: the waiting room. No, four times, four times been locked

1546
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:36,680
Speaker 1: up that's correct, yes, but never overnight Like I never

1547
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:40,120
Speaker 1: did overnight stay at any of these nice facilities. What's

1548
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,760
Speaker 1: the longest we had you in? It was just a

1549
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,599
Speaker 1: couple of hours, really, I think is what happens is like,

1550
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 1: you know I usually get out in the afternoon. Is

1551
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,400
Speaker 1: that the magic hour for you? One time for a

1552
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,600
Speaker 1: happy hour? Yeah? The way I remember it was I

1553
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,120
Speaker 1: would go out and do something on four different occasions.

1554
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:57,639
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that. Okay. So when I got arrest

1555
01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,840
Speaker 1: in Staten Island, that was the worst one because they

1556
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:02,200
Speaker 1: were really tough on me. You know, what did you do? Well?

1557
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:04,400
Speaker 1: That was the one where the McDonald's had to sign

1558
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 1: it said no no shoes, no show, no no shoes,

1559
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,920
Speaker 1: no shirt, no service, And then we wanted to test it.

1560
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,679
Speaker 1: Can I get served with no pants? So I walked

1561
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,040
Speaker 1: in there was just tidy white, he's on and like

1562
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:19,000
Speaker 1: we had a hidden microphone, and then um, I ordered

1563
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,360
Speaker 1: my food. But what happened was somebody ran out and

1564
01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:24,440
Speaker 1: hailed a police officer. Somebody from the one to opriestinct

1565
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:26,880
Speaker 1: came in. But the thing was that they didn't realize

1566
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:29,559
Speaker 1: the girl behind the counter had already recognized me as

1567
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:31,519
Speaker 1: Greg Tea and they were laughing about it. So there's

1568
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:34,200
Speaker 1: no haul show was what were the what was the charge? Yea.

1569
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:36,639
Speaker 1: So then well they always get you for disorderly conduct

1570
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:40,559
Speaker 1: because there's really, there's really, because there's really, but they

1571
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:47,519
Speaker 1: always get that says you really can't go to McDonald's,

1572
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:51,439
Speaker 1: your underwear on what you're not supposed to, you know something.

1573
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:53,519
Speaker 1: Just get you for distoraly conduct. But when the officer

1574
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:58,240
Speaker 1: grabbed me, just understood law. Okay, go ahead. So he

1575
01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: chicken wing my my left arm to like the back

1576
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:03,120
Speaker 1: of my head, and then he slammed me on the

1577
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:04,760
Speaker 1: on the on the hood of the car, you know,

1578
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,600
Speaker 1: and my right Tommy Lee Jones does and all of

1579
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:09,960
Speaker 1: his movies. And then my right arm was railing in

1580
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,080
Speaker 1: the air as my head and there was pounding on

1581
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:14,640
Speaker 1: the on the car. And then Scotty b wouldn't got

1582
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,120
Speaker 1: out of the car. He was filming the whole thing.

1583
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:18,839
Speaker 1: We have it on video. Well, no, he got stolen.

1584
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 1: Scotty got robbed a couple of years later. It's a

1585
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:24,720
Speaker 1: long story. It's so the second okay, we gotta hurry here.

1586
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:27,439
Speaker 1: The second time you were pinched to the clink. So

1587
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:30,400
Speaker 1: then they take your shoelaces, they take your wi. The

1588
01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:33,280
Speaker 1: next time you were arrested was where then it was

1589
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,400
Speaker 1: a Carteret and Carteret in New Jersey. Why were you

1590
01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 1: arrested there? That was the one where Scotty be duct

1591
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:40,719
Speaker 1: take me to the telephone pole seven feet in the air. Okay,

1592
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,760
Speaker 1: we plused traffic for miles. That was a big big

1593
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:47,960
Speaker 1: Was that disorderly conduct? Yes, because again there's no law

1594
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,640
Speaker 1: saying you can't climb on telephone poles, but you're not

1595
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:55,200
Speaker 1: supposed to, heir. The third time you're arrested was where

1596
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,920
Speaker 1: that was in Lakes Lake success Long Island. That's where

1597
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:00,800
Speaker 1: you guys had me running down the l I E

1598
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 1: the Long All Expressway in my Captain America underwear for

1599
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:07,160
Speaker 1: the six foot see one flats. But you guys were

1600
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 1: playing Bruce Freesteing running down the highway. Listened to alms

1601
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,519
Speaker 1: dround the Morton Show. It worked. We had a huge

1602
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:20,200
Speaker 1: rating success that one. They got me on both ends.

1603
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:23,120
Speaker 1: The police came from Onnessa County police. They came on

1604
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,560
Speaker 1: foot and on car. And then they couldn't get the

1605
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:28,760
Speaker 1: phone off my face because we had a duct tape

1606
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,960
Speaker 1: to my head, you know, because how we didn't have

1607
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:35,400
Speaker 1: like wireless, We had the phone duct tape. The sirens

1608
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:38,519
Speaker 1: and they took me into like success Long Island and

1609
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,600
Speaker 1: that was a nice holding cell, like feel like a

1610
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:45,599
Speaker 1: padded chair and stuff. But they did they did um

1611
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,360
Speaker 1: handcuffed me to the wall. So like the blood was

1612
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,360
Speaker 1: like running through my arm, like I was like dying

1613
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:53,000
Speaker 1: and my arm was like no. The fourth time you

1614
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:56,599
Speaker 1: were arrested was that was at Martha Stewart's house. Now,

1615
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:59,960
Speaker 1: the funny thing about being arrested Martha Stewart's house in Westport, Connecticut,

1616
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,960
Speaker 1: it was like they didn't really want to like cause

1617
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:04,280
Speaker 1: a big star, so they kind of read me and

1618
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:07,320
Speaker 1: Scotty b are rights right there at her house and

1619
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:10,800
Speaker 1: then they wrote us to disorderly conduct, no trustpassage. Didn't

1620
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:12,559
Speaker 1: go to jail. Then that one they didn't take us

1621
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:14,839
Speaker 1: to jail. So they've only been to jail three times

1622
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:19,160
Speaker 1: for us in the actual jail cell three times the

1623
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:21,559
Speaker 1: three of the states. Is this all on his record

1624
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:24,040
Speaker 1: after a certain amount of time. I don't know what happened.

1625
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:26,519
Speaker 1: So the way that the attorneys explained it to me

1626
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:29,760
Speaker 1: and everything was that disorderly conduct doesn't really stay on

1627
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:34,240
Speaker 1: your record per se. So like what happens is if

1628
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:38,200
Speaker 1: if you get pulled over like in these towns, your

1629
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:40,479
Speaker 1: name will come up, but it's not like for like

1630
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:43,600
Speaker 1: robbery or anything. So like you're good, You're good. But

1631
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,160
Speaker 1: the guy in Staten Island told me, he said, you're

1632
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:48,720
Speaker 1: lucky you got arrested. Now he goes because the whole

1633
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 1: entire cell was filled with like drunken idiots and robberies

1634
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:54,719
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they just got card off to court now.

1635
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,200
Speaker 1: So I walked into a clean cell with a clean

1636
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,320
Speaker 1: toilet and that was the end of it. It was

1637
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,439
Speaker 1: like me, it was your ucky day on ste Hey,

1638
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,519
Speaker 1: how do you still per se? Per se? Per Se

1639
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:14,720
Speaker 1: would be a pe ry, It's obvious per se. So

1640
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:17,160
Speaker 1: there you go, you know, Scary Scary went to jail.

1641
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,360
Speaker 1: So Steve Kingston was our program director, right, and he

1642
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:27,439
Speaker 1: had these Devil Stanley Cup tickets and he sent you

1643
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,200
Speaker 1: to his house to get them. That's right. This guy

1644
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:32,680
Speaker 1: Sam Milkman was supposed to grab the tickets from me

1645
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,559
Speaker 1: because he but he accidentally left them on the kitchen

1646
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,479
Speaker 1: table inside. So he instructed me to break a panel

1647
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:42,320
Speaker 1: of glass in the house. So he Scary broke into

1648
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:45,719
Speaker 1: the Kingston house, gave Sam the tickets, he took off,

1649
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,160
Speaker 1: and I was cleaning up the glass because Steve had

1650
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:50,599
Speaker 1: a little kid at the time. Well, just as I'm

1651
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:53,000
Speaker 1: cleaning up the glass, all of a sudden, I come

1652
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:57,200
Speaker 1: around the outside of the house and there's the suburban

1653
01:27:57,479 --> 01:28:01,800
Speaker 1: Upper Upper Montclair police sitting there saying, excuse me, what

1654
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:05,720
Speaker 1: are you doing around your New York license plates? All right,

1655
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:09,000
Speaker 1: so they threw in behind bars and Montclair, Yes, finally

1656
01:28:09,479 --> 01:28:11,799
Speaker 1: had it took the voice guy of Z one hundred,

1657
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:16,360
Speaker 1: Dave Fox, to clear my good name. Yes, he actually

1658
01:28:16,439 --> 01:28:18,559
Speaker 1: is a guy who works for us, and yes that

1659
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,920
Speaker 1: is something that Steve Kingston would ask. Okay, so at

1660
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:24,599
Speaker 1: he actually didn't break into the guy's house. I broke

1661
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,559
Speaker 1: in because he asked me too, But he gave me

1662
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,160
Speaker 1: the wrong pass code to shut the damn alarm off,

1663
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:33,080
Speaker 1: so somebody was called. They called the police. That was fun.

1664
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,960
Speaker 1: I remember that day. It was not a good scis

1665
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:39,559
Speaker 1: in jail and I stive. I will tell you I've

1666
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:41,120
Speaker 1: never really hung out with people who have been to jail,

1667
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:44,120
Speaker 1: except for the people I work with. I will say

1668
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:46,479
Speaker 1: I always thought the back of the cop cars are comfortable,

1669
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:50,439
Speaker 1: but they're not. You know that because I went to

1670
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:53,680
Speaker 1: jail once. Why did you go? Why did you go

1671
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:59,479
Speaker 1: to jail for vandalism. Now, how long ago was this?

1672
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,479
Speaker 1: I was a senior in high school and what did

1673
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:04,960
Speaker 1: you vandal? Well, we were playing another school and homecoming

1674
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:07,519
Speaker 1: that night, and so we went over to their school

1675
01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:11,479
Speaker 1: to toilet paper their school and like deface their field.

1676
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:13,439
Speaker 1: And the cops were winning on us when we got there,

1677
01:29:13,439 --> 01:29:15,960
Speaker 1: so they went first to start and then they took

1678
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,680
Speaker 1: us in the cars that they took sixteen of us

1679
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:18,960
Speaker 1: to jail at one time, and he didn't find that

1680
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,000
Speaker 1: very comfortable in the back seat. It was not comfortable

1681
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:25,919
Speaker 1: going to the pokey. They're so spontaneous, all the topics,

1682
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,080
Speaker 1: freaking hilarious. One of the best radio shows I've ever

1683
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:31,920
Speaker 1: heard ran in the Morning show. So here I am

1684
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:35,200
Speaker 1: staring at a bag of Tates Bake Shop, thin, crispy,

1685
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:38,599
Speaker 1: buttery chocolate chip cookies. And as soon as I'm done

1686
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,479
Speaker 1: talking to you, I'm opening this bag and no one's

1687
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:44,719
Speaker 1: gonna stop me. Tates Bake Shop cookies at your favorite market,

1688
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:53,360
Speaker 1: uniquely crispy, deeply delicious. One of the things I love

1689
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,679
Speaker 1: about our job is the interns. We have the best

1690
01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:58,920
Speaker 1: interns and they always waltz in here with these crazy

1691
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:00,920
Speaker 1: stories about what happened over the weekend, and you know,

1692
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:04,360
Speaker 1: they had an intern weekend and what's normal to them.

1693
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,920
Speaker 1: It's just they're still living that life that I miss

1694
01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:11,080
Speaker 1: living being in college and not really you know, having

1695
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:13,680
Speaker 1: to give two apps about much, you know, other than

1696
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:15,120
Speaker 1: waking up in the middle of the night and coming

1697
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,880
Speaker 1: into your internship at the morning show, which I wouldn't

1698
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:22,080
Speaker 1: wish on my worst enemy anyway. So, uh, do we

1699
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:24,439
Speaker 1: have interns we can meet today? We need to have

1700
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:27,280
Speaker 1: the intern of the We don't do it right now.

1701
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:29,559
Speaker 1: We need to have like to meet the intern day.

1702
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:32,479
Speaker 1: Even we bring him in from time to time. I

1703
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:35,120
Speaker 1: was an intern years ago. You're an intern here? Yeah,

1704
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:37,040
Speaker 1: and you know what I yeah, I have some stories

1705
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,960
Speaker 1: about being an intern, money being thrown at me, told

1706
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:43,280
Speaker 1: telling me go get my dry cleaning. Well back then

1707
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,600
Speaker 1: it was different. Interns of nowadays are not treated the

1708
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:48,000
Speaker 1: way treated when I came up in the rank. We

1709
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:50,120
Speaker 1: don't treat our interns like that. We're pretty cool and

1710
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:52,680
Speaker 1: we're awesome to our interns. He treats them poorly, but

1711
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:56,800
Speaker 1: scary just tries to date them after they leave here,

1712
01:30:57,479 --> 01:31:02,320
Speaker 1: calls them his minions. He does had no underlings intern

1713
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:05,200
Speaker 1: Marissa's here today. We've actually met intern Marissa. What was

1714
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,799
Speaker 1: our story? She had Our last name is Scott Namiglio,

1715
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:09,400
Speaker 1: and so mother had to teach her a song so

1716
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,719
Speaker 1: remember how to pronounce and spell her own names exactly,

1717
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:16,120
Speaker 1: which is like, that's an easy, easy to tell intern story.

1718
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,880
Speaker 1: But some of them get into crazy, crazy relationships with

1719
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:22,759
Speaker 1: crazy guys, dating and dorm ing and all that stuff.

1720
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:25,280
Speaker 1: Were you an intern straight? I was? That's how I

1721
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,559
Speaker 1: got my first job in radio. Really yeah. My first day,

1722
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,320
Speaker 1: they sent me up to a gas station and made

1723
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:34,479
Speaker 1: me put a gas nozzle in my pants, and then

1724
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:37,759
Speaker 1: I had to go into the counter. The guy behind

1725
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,160
Speaker 1: the counter I had. I was on the phone on

1726
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:42,439
Speaker 1: the air and I had to sen Kenny Rogers the Gambler,

1727
01:31:42,439 --> 01:31:45,559
Speaker 1: while taking my shirt off. Can we send our interns

1728
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:48,000
Speaker 1: to do crazy things? Why? No, they would sue us.

1729
01:31:48,439 --> 01:31:51,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we're never, if ever, we're at a loss

1730
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:53,120
Speaker 1: for something to do on the show. We just called

1731
01:31:53,120 --> 01:31:56,160
Speaker 1: the interns in. We need a jingle for this for me,

1732
01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:59,920
Speaker 1: the interns, You'll never forget the internship. I took the

1733
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:02,240
Speaker 1: for this. It was at the oldie station and they

1734
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:04,560
Speaker 1: gave me a bottle of Windex and a roll of

1735
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:08,080
Speaker 1: paper towels, and they said, go into the studio and

1736
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:11,120
Speaker 1: take every CD the jewel box case, and I want

1737
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,120
Speaker 1: you to clean. I had to spray the jewel box

1738
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:16,640
Speaker 1: cases and wipe them down. That was my job. I

1739
01:32:16,680 --> 01:32:19,439
Speaker 1: swear to god. I couldn't. It was almost like, all right,

1740
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:22,000
Speaker 1: why don't you just send me home? You? You know translation,

1741
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:24,479
Speaker 1: I have nothing to do. You just visit it. I've

1742
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:26,760
Speaker 1: never ever taken advantage of an intern. I've never sent

1743
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:29,040
Speaker 1: an intern to put gas in my car, or there

1744
01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:30,800
Speaker 1: was never a dry cleaning thing. We don't do that.

1745
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:33,080
Speaker 1: Our internship here is not like what why are you smiling?

1746
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,479
Speaker 1: We once sent an interurn downstairs to get the pizza

1747
01:32:35,479 --> 01:32:37,000
Speaker 1: out of the garbage you throughout in the middle of

1748
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:39,360
Speaker 1: New York. That's different. That was fun, But then you

1749
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:43,519
Speaker 1: made it eat it. I ate it, web girl, Kathleen,

1750
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:45,519
Speaker 1: Were you ever an intern? Oh? Yeah? And I let

1751
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 1: me tell you I did the craziest stuff once. My

1752
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:50,599
Speaker 1: boss decided that every door knob in the whole building

1753
01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:53,439
Speaker 1: had to be gold. So she wrapped me in garbage

1754
01:32:53,439 --> 01:32:55,800
Speaker 1: bags because it was a windy day outside, and sent

1755
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:57,720
Speaker 1: me outside with a can of spray paint, and I

1756
01:32:57,720 --> 01:33:00,719
Speaker 1: stood there for hours making sure every single door knob

1757
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:04,240
Speaker 1: was painted gold maniacal? Person were you working for? That

1758
01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:07,000
Speaker 1: was in the fashion industry? Once I had to take

1759
01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:09,760
Speaker 1: six d handbags and organize them by color before they

1760
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:11,839
Speaker 1: could pick out which ones they wanted for the magazine

1761
01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:15,200
Speaker 1: you're working for, Amanda appreciated. Once I had to refinance

1762
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:17,640
Speaker 1: my boss is home and tell her boyfriend that she

1763
01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:22,639
Speaker 1: wasn't going to come for Christmas, and I cleaned out

1764
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:25,240
Speaker 1: her storage unit, and I went two hours into the

1765
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:27,600
Speaker 1: depths of Brooklyn in the middle of the winter to

1766
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:30,040
Speaker 1: get kosher cookies for you. Gil as a ll during

1767
01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:32,800
Speaker 1: fashion Week, it goes on. I could go on forever

1768
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:38,240
Speaker 1: questions as outlandish as all those requests were. Did you

1769
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:40,439
Speaker 1: have a good time? Yes? I learned the most important

1770
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:43,200
Speaker 1: lesson ever, No job is too big or too small.

1771
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:45,760
Speaker 1: There you go, that's great. What's up, Garrett? Garrett? You

1772
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 1: were used to be an intern on our show? Yes?

1773
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:49,760
Speaker 1: And before I started interning on this show, I was

1774
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,880
Speaker 1: interning for our promotion department at this radio station. Right

1775
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:55,120
Speaker 1: first day on the job, super excited, I say, what

1776
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:57,759
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? You're gonna go paint our secret

1777
01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:01,719
Speaker 1: studio in Secaucus, New Jersey. So I painted a radio

1778
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:05,160
Speaker 1: station on the first day of my internship. Uh, and

1779
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,559
Speaker 1: I was told it was very important just in case

1780
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:10,240
Speaker 1: anything goes wrong. We need this radio station. That's that's

1781
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:13,280
Speaker 1: our emergency radio station. We haven't we haven't touched it

1782
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:16,400
Speaker 1: in about fifteen years. It's still freshly painted. Yea, we

1783
01:34:16,439 --> 01:34:19,040
Speaker 1: have frog. So I was started out as an intern

1784
01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:20,960
Speaker 1: too many many years ago. When I did the very

1785
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:24,759
Speaker 1: first day, Michael Bolton was coming to another radio station

1786
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:27,320
Speaker 1: in the building that we were in. We need you

1787
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:29,880
Speaker 1: to go out back and pull the weeds along the fence,

1788
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:33,000
Speaker 1: because when Michael Bolton comes around the back, we don't

1789
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:34,719
Speaker 1: want it to look too bad. And then the next

1790
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:36,920
Speaker 1: day I had to watch the station vehicles. That's how

1791
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:40,800
Speaker 1: I started in this industry. Wow, I feel like you

1792
01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:43,960
Speaker 1: used to babysit as an intern. Yeah. Steve Kingston was

1793
01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:46,880
Speaker 1: our program director and he would come take me off

1794
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,880
Speaker 1: the phones and go, hey, I need you to go

1795
01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:50,760
Speaker 1: to my house and watch my kid. And I'm like,

1796
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:54,200
Speaker 1: really he would pay you. Yeah, So I wasn't getting

1797
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:55,920
Speaker 1: paid to be an intern, but he would. I would

1798
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:59,080
Speaker 1: go there and I'd watch his son. Who's now how old?

1799
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,840
Speaker 1: And and that's what I did that a lot, and

1800
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,400
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm missed out. I never interned. You know,

1801
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:06,599
Speaker 1: it's never too late to turn when you go out

1802
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:09,280
Speaker 1: there and answer the phones and intern don't remember. Remember

1803
01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:13,439
Speaker 1: Cuckoo Carly, the vegetarian intern. We paid her money and

1804
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:18,240
Speaker 1: she ate bacon did what. I got fired from my internship,

1805
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:20,320
Speaker 1: so I was at fairly Dickinson. I wanted to make

1806
01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:22,639
Speaker 1: a little extra cash, so I got a job working

1807
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:26,120
Speaker 1: at this place called Union County Utilities Authority. And then

1808
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:28,280
Speaker 1: I worked there for maybe like about a month. They

1809
01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:30,040
Speaker 1: stuck me in a room wanted me to write P.

1810
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:34,280
Speaker 1: S A S about about the environment anymore. I did nothing,

1811
01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,200
Speaker 1: and then they fired me. That was the ending. That

1812
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:40,479
Speaker 1: was a job that wasn't an intern that, let's be honest,

1813
01:35:41,479 --> 01:35:45,200
Speaker 1: other than the job that you quit overnight without telling

1814
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:47,200
Speaker 1: the boss, this is the only job you've had that

1815
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:51,280
Speaker 1: you have been fired from, the answer is yes, Yeah,

1816
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:53,559
Speaker 1: I guess that's a good point. When you went away

1817
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:55,920
Speaker 1: to have his big career and then you didn't stay

1818
01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:58,040
Speaker 1: more than what a day? Yeah, I left him coal

1819
01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:00,160
Speaker 1: high and dry. Later he was a radio e J

1820
01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:02,519
Speaker 1: and Sarah Sota. He drove all the way down to

1821
01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:06,000
Speaker 1: Sara Soota, Florida to start a new life. He hated

1822
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:08,040
Speaker 1: the stage and so much he pushed play on the

1823
01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:10,439
Speaker 1: song and he drove out of the parking while the

1824
01:36:10,479 --> 01:36:12,240
Speaker 1: song was still playing. The next phone call I made,

1825
01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:14,040
Speaker 1: I was in Richmond, Virginia town. I don't want the

1826
01:36:14,080 --> 01:36:16,519
Speaker 1: job anymore. But like I said, I want to be

1827
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:19,040
Speaker 1: an intern. Why don't you go on? I want to

1828
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:21,519
Speaker 1: be an intern? No, not for us, I want to go.

1829
01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:23,559
Speaker 1: I want to intern for like a big company. Okay,

1830
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:26,200
Speaker 1: like a big I want to I've got to find

1831
01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:30,360
Speaker 1: an internship. How do I do this? Really? Can you

1832
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:32,800
Speaker 1: put your chopsticks down and help me? Let me find

1833
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:37,519
Speaker 1: you have to send you. I don't know fashion. Yes,

1834
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:40,040
Speaker 1: you love fashion. I want to be a fashion D squared.

1835
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:42,840
Speaker 1: Maybe they have intern alright, let's figure it out. It's

1836
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:47,000
Speaker 1: never You're never too old to be an intern. What Brodie?

1837
01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:49,560
Speaker 1: By the way, Brodie's in charge of hiring interns. I

1838
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:54,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't hire you. Here's an intern? Why not? Too much attitude?

1839
01:36:55,280 --> 01:36:58,280
Speaker 1: Am I too sassy? A little cocky? Is so strict

1840
01:36:58,320 --> 01:37:00,759
Speaker 1: to like? If you spell anything wrong in your resume?

1841
01:37:01,439 --> 01:37:05,479
Speaker 1: If you use the wrong your he doesn't. He is

1842
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:09,960
Speaker 1: so picky. When I had interns, I one time I

1843
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:13,000
Speaker 1: interviewed my intern like this, so when can you start?

1844
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:18,639
Speaker 1: That was the interview. I had an intern that came

1845
01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:22,240
Speaker 1: once then disappeared for a month, and I'm like, well,

1846
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:24,840
Speaker 1: I don't where the hell did he go? Shows up

1847
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:27,240
Speaker 1: one day with T shirts for everyone, and I go,

1848
01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:30,200
Speaker 1: where have you been? You know? I just didn't feel

1849
01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:32,479
Speaker 1: like coming in, and he thought I was gonna be fine,

1850
01:37:32,479 --> 01:37:34,559
Speaker 1: and I was gonna say, no problem, you can. I said,

1851
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:37,880
Speaker 1: you gotta leave. You can't be here anymore. He was

1852
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:42,080
Speaker 1: out with his friends doing stuff. What what straight name?

1853
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:46,360
Speaker 1: Are you a fashionship? Oh my god? In West Hollywood?

1854
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:48,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going to West Hollywood. So I'm

1855
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:52,960
Speaker 1: going to be an intern for who h Walker draw us.

1856
01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:56,080
Speaker 1: He's looking for hard working interns who are highly motivated,

1857
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:59,759
Speaker 1: detail oriented, reliable, organized, and have great time management skills.

1858
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:02,879
Speaker 1: Well that's not me. I need someone here in New York. Okay.

1859
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:06,120
Speaker 1: The time management skills not good, not so much. I

1860
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:08,800
Speaker 1: need to make my own hour. You can make your

1861
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:12,000
Speaker 1: own hours at an internship. Yes, it's not. Maybe maybe

1862
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:14,880
Speaker 1: in the restaurant business. I need to be an intern

1863
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:18,160
Speaker 1: internship in Brooklyn? What is it? What is it letter?

1864
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:20,920
Speaker 1: It's a contemporary women's ready to wear Live. I'm so

1865
01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:22,800
Speaker 1: in So what do I need to do as an

1866
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:26,160
Speaker 1: intern there? Uh? Does you have to learn that? The

1867
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:29,320
Speaker 1: design for the three fashion uses the posh princess, the

1868
01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:32,160
Speaker 1: bold rebel and the mysterious fixing. Oh my god, you

1869
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Speaker 1: got the plush princess in the bag? I'm calling me there.

1870
01:38:36,400 --> 01:38:39,479
Speaker 1: It's very hands on. Be prepared to have important daily tasks.

1871
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:41,519
Speaker 1: You will be coached through them, but you should have

1872
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Speaker 1: great sewing skills and a knowledge and knowledge of pattern

1873
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Speaker 1: making never mind and draping techniques. Maybe I can't do

1874
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Speaker 1: that anyway. If you work for a big corporation here

1875
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Speaker 1: in New York City and you think I'd be a

1876
01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:55,439
Speaker 1: great intern, would you get in touch with us? I

1877
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Speaker 1: want an internship at your company? What's hot right now?

1878
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Speaker 1: And Elvis during dot Com? Here's web girl Kathleen. In

1879
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Speaker 1: case you missed it earlier today, Gregg te thinks he's

1880
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Speaker 1: dying and sent the most ridiculous text message to his doctor.

1881
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Speaker 1: You're gonna pay in your pants when you read this one.

1882
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Speaker 1: We definitely did. And yesterday we had up and coming

1883
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Speaker 1: artists are Lisa on air with us. So if you

1884
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Speaker 1: want to find out why Shawn Mendes fans are being

1885
01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:18,519
Speaker 1: so mean to her, head over to the homepage. That

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1888
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Speaker 1: in the morning show. You So you and Ricky Sanchez,

1889
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:33,280
Speaker 1: you were love Ricky by the way, love Rickie. Oh

1890
01:39:33,280 --> 01:39:35,920
Speaker 1: my god, we have some great people working for anyway,

1891
01:39:35,960 --> 01:39:38,840
Speaker 1: So you and Ricky you were where were you walking? Um?

1892
01:39:38,960 --> 01:39:41,479
Speaker 1: We were driving back home. She was nice enough to

1893
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:43,800
Speaker 1: driving back home and then we just see like a

1894
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:45,880
Speaker 1: dollar bill. So I thought it was just a dollar

1895
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:50,400
Speaker 1: on the sky was flying around like it was doing that.

1896
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:53,640
Speaker 1: D It was calling my name, um, and it was

1897
01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:57,760
Speaker 1: just like your rit anyway. Um, So she stopped the

1898
01:39:57,760 --> 01:39:59,160
Speaker 1: car and she's like, get out of the car and

1899
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:02,400
Speaker 1: get it right now. So I caught it. It wasn't

1900
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:05,360
Speaker 1: a hundred dollar bill. So a hundred dollar bill was

1901
01:40:05,479 --> 01:40:09,439
Speaker 1: flying in the air to see if, like you know,

1902
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:11,680
Speaker 1: Drake was anywhere because he's been given out a lot

1903
01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:15,240
Speaker 1: of money lately. No, it was not God's plan. I wish,

1904
01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:17,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd be married right now. Okay, where

1905
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:20,559
Speaker 1: were you exactly? I was Injury City, New Jersey. Okay,

1906
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:22,439
Speaker 1: so you were stopped at a stop like me. Paint

1907
01:40:22,439 --> 01:40:24,160
Speaker 1: the future for me? In the middle of the well.

1908
01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:27,000
Speaker 1: We stopped in the middle of the street. No cars

1909
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:29,519
Speaker 1: were around us. It was like not it was not

1910
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:32,599
Speaker 1: a traffic time or anything. Um so there was literally

1911
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:35,040
Speaker 1: it was like a movie. It was in the middle

1912
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,800
Speaker 1: of the road. Where did it come front? I mean,

1913
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:42,479
Speaker 1: a hundred dollar bill is flying through the air. God

1914
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:46,479
Speaker 1: knew there was a plan for me. There is. Maybe

1915
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:51,800
Speaker 1: somebody was making it right now, God have me. No,

1916
01:40:51,960 --> 01:40:54,320
Speaker 1: I really don't know where it came from. I really

1917
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:57,439
Speaker 1: don't know. We just started a question. Did you take

1918
01:40:57,479 --> 01:40:59,360
Speaker 1: it and put it in your pocket and run for

1919
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:02,519
Speaker 1: your life? I did take it. I mean, I'm twenty three.

1920
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:04,720
Speaker 1: I need to pay rent. I need It doesn't matter

1921
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:06,800
Speaker 1: even if you're a billionaire and a hundred dollars is

1922
01:41:06,840 --> 01:41:09,120
Speaker 1: flying at you in the air, you take it. Didn't

1923
01:41:09,160 --> 01:41:11,400
Speaker 1: have anyone's name on it didn't have anyone's name, not

1924
01:41:11,479 --> 01:41:13,439
Speaker 1: any weird that it was just a hot hundred dollar bill.

1925
01:41:13,520 --> 01:41:17,519
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a crisp hundred dollar other bills flying

1926
01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:22,439
Speaker 1: in the air, just that one, that one? It was okay, wait,

1927
01:41:22,479 --> 01:41:24,599
Speaker 1: hold on, so you were did you look up? I mean,

1928
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:27,560
Speaker 1: where did it come from? It had to come from somewhere.

1929
01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure it came from like this. It was a

1930
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:32,000
Speaker 1: windy day yesterday, so I'm pretty sure it came from

1931
01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:34,599
Speaker 1: maybe someone to money out of their pocket. And well

1932
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:37,080
Speaker 1: that makes me feel bad. Well you didn't do it.

1933
01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:40,040
Speaker 1: How would you pull money out of your pocket and

1934
01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:41,880
Speaker 1: throw it in the air and it flies? I couldn't.

1935
01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:44,519
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, when I paid the guy at the

1936
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:48,280
Speaker 1: parking garage, I handed him the bills. It was a

1937
01:41:48,320 --> 01:41:52,240
Speaker 1: windy day, and remember the bills went everywhere, all down

1938
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:56,000
Speaker 1: the street. Scary is there a cash in the forecast today?

1939
01:41:57,880 --> 01:42:01,920
Speaker 1: Let me know, you present a chance of hundred bills

1940
01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:08,800
Speaker 1: making it right? So so you okay, So a hundred

1941
01:42:08,800 --> 01:42:10,760
Speaker 1: dollar bills just flew at you. You took it and

1942
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:14,160
Speaker 1: put in your in your pocket. So from there, what

1943
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:16,880
Speaker 1: do you do? Like, didn't you start thinking about like, wait,

1944
01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:20,799
Speaker 1: this is this is weird, this is unusual. It wasn't usual.

1945
01:42:20,880 --> 01:42:23,280
Speaker 1: I did think it was. I mean, it was weird.

1946
01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:26,120
Speaker 1: But I just took it. I mean how I mean,

1947
01:42:26,400 --> 01:42:28,360
Speaker 1: how much money is too much to keep? Like when

1948
01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:29,920
Speaker 1: you find it? Of course, if it was ten grand

1949
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:31,599
Speaker 1: and I found it in the you know I would

1950
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,679
Speaker 1: give it to To be fair, you had no idea

1951
01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:35,960
Speaker 1: where it came from. I mean, it's not like you

1952
01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:39,280
Speaker 1: can take it to the front desk or to the Yeah.

1953
01:42:39,479 --> 01:42:40,880
Speaker 1: Did I go to the police and we're like, hey,

1954
01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:43,320
Speaker 1: I found a hundred dollar bill and think you, I

1955
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:45,960
Speaker 1: don't know, you did the right thing. Keep it. I

1956
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:49,760
Speaker 1: just can't imagine walking to the street and as I

1957
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:52,880
Speaker 1: see a bill flying at me like okay. I would

1958
01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:55,080
Speaker 1: like to thank Ricky Sanchez for encouraging me, because she's like,

1959
01:42:55,160 --> 01:43:00,280
Speaker 1: take it. Breakfast is on your ritza today. I mean,

1960
01:43:00,360 --> 01:43:07,400
Speaker 1: now I'm hold on Mike doing Okay. So you were

1961
01:43:07,439 --> 01:43:09,000
Speaker 1: on your way out to the club, You're gonna do

1962
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:12,320
Speaker 1: some partying and you found what did you find? A

1963
01:43:12,479 --> 01:43:15,280
Speaker 1: trail of money? It was the weirdest thing. On my

1964
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:17,320
Speaker 1: way to the club. I was walking with my friends

1965
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:20,320
Speaker 1: and you know, as I'm walking, I find dollar bill

1966
01:43:20,880 --> 01:43:22,800
Speaker 1: and then I look a little further, I see like

1967
01:43:22,880 --> 01:43:25,519
Speaker 1: another five and I'm like okay, and you know it's funny.

1968
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:27,559
Speaker 1: It was like a three block walk of money, and

1969
01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:29,080
Speaker 1: my friends like where you're going. I'm like, I'll meet

1970
01:43:29,080 --> 01:43:31,560
Speaker 1: you guys later. And as I'm walking, I find the

1971
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:34,720
Speaker 1: dollar bill, that a five. Then I found like two twenties,

1972
01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:37,080
Speaker 1: and it went on for three blocks, and by the

1973
01:43:37,160 --> 01:43:40,360
Speaker 1: end of it, I winded up coming home with likes. Right,

1974
01:43:42,320 --> 01:43:47,760
Speaker 1: it's like canceling Gredel. They dropped at the end of

1975
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:49,680
Speaker 1: I think it's something bad. Good happened. That's what I

1976
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:51,519
Speaker 1: was thinking, like, at the end of the trail, what

1977
01:43:51,560 --> 01:43:54,639
Speaker 1: the hell are you gonna find? No, you know what,

1978
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:58,880
Speaker 1: good things happen to good people. My congratulations, thank you,

1979
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:02,720
Speaker 1: have a good day. Yeah, that's wild. I mean, wait,

1980
01:44:02,760 --> 01:44:07,160
Speaker 1: we got a problem here, Robbie. What town were you

1981
01:44:07,160 --> 01:44:10,479
Speaker 1: in Jersey? Bobby calling from Jersey City. You said you

1982
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:13,680
Speaker 1: lost that a hundred dollar bill yesterday. No, No, I

1983
01:44:13,720 --> 01:44:18,280
Speaker 1: wasn't in Jersey. Can you watch his money back? A right? Okay? Okay,

1984
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:20,760
Speaker 1: So in Alabama it flew all the way to Street City.

1985
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:24,639
Speaker 1: You dropped a hunter Bucks exactly. I dropped yesterday morning

1986
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:26,840
Speaker 1: and I couldn't find it yesterday and I heard yell

1987
01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:29,080
Speaker 1: on the radio this morning, and you'll find a hundred Alabamas. Like,

1988
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:32,000
Speaker 1: so you're saying you dropped, Okay, So Robbie is saying,

1989
01:44:32,400 --> 01:44:36,080
Speaker 1: what town in Alabama? Are you from Phoenix City, Alabama?

1990
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:38,280
Speaker 1: So he's in Alabama. He dropped a hundred dollars and

1991
01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:40,000
Speaker 1: it blew all the way to Jersey City and you

1992
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 1: got it. Thank you so much, Robbie. Well, you're you're,

1993
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:46,679
Speaker 1: You're welcome. But I was hungry and I didn't get

1994
01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:53,760
Speaker 1: that that little sandwich out sandwich, have a good day.

1995
01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:57,439
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Wow, couldn't have flown all the way?

1996
01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:02,479
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's weird. Money doesn't just fall out

1997
01:45:02,479 --> 01:45:04,960
Speaker 1: of this guy. Someone know there's a story here. If

1998
01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:07,439
Speaker 1: you see the current jet stream in the pattern, the

1999
01:45:07,479 --> 01:45:11,120
Speaker 1: way the weather and the very well, couldn't Yes, thank

2000
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:17,280
Speaker 1: you Rabbi again. Money. On Instagram people were talking about it.

2001
01:45:17,520 --> 01:45:21,760
Speaker 1: Uh Amethyst Vila was walking through She says, I was

2002
01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:24,000
Speaker 1: walking into my building complex. I found a folded stack

2003
01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:27,240
Speaker 1: of five dollar bills which equaled a hundred dollars and

2004
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:30,200
Speaker 1: just kept it. That's crazy. Christine says she was in

2005
01:45:30,240 --> 01:45:33,040
Speaker 1: the bathroom at the beach. She went to flush the toilet,

2006
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:35,640
Speaker 1: looked down a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Do

2007
01:45:35,760 --> 01:45:38,320
Speaker 1: people really lose money? Then I guess so. Well, I

2008
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:41,400
Speaker 1: yesterday ten dollars fell out of my pocket. My husband

2009
01:45:41,439 --> 01:45:43,200
Speaker 1: turned around and goes hey, and I said, well, I

2010
01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:44,880
Speaker 1: didn't even realize he would look, and I'm like, oh,

2011
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:47,479
Speaker 1: ten dollars. I mean it's not a hundred dollars, but

2012
01:45:47,479 --> 01:45:52,040
Speaker 1: it still still But can you imagine finding your money?

2013
01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:56,160
Speaker 1: What amount becomes suspicious? What do you mean like I

2014
01:45:56,200 --> 01:45:58,920
Speaker 1: couldn't trust x amount, Like I don't know one hundred dollars.

2015
01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:01,200
Speaker 1: This borderline scary to me. I'd be afraid to touch it.

2016
01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:03,800
Speaker 1: Is somebody testing you or something? Where did this come from?

2017
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:08,200
Speaker 1: You definitely look around? Is there a camera seeing? When

2018
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:12,080
Speaker 1: another Instagram post when I was ten years old, I

2019
01:46:12,080 --> 01:46:14,960
Speaker 1: found a hundred dollars a hundred dollar bill floating in

2020
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:17,880
Speaker 1: the ocean surf, Like, where did that come from? Did

2021
01:46:17,880 --> 01:46:21,840
Speaker 1: it come from a boat? Mermaid? Mermaids? I found money

2022
01:46:21,880 --> 01:46:24,360
Speaker 1: in front of a church an apartment car one night

2023
01:46:24,479 --> 01:46:27,000
Speaker 1: by the church. I was so broke I needed it badly,

2024
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:29,719
Speaker 1: eighty dollars just waiting for me right there. I didn't

2025
01:46:29,720 --> 01:46:31,360
Speaker 1: see anyone around who I may have lost the money,

2026
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:36,080
Speaker 1: so I kept it. That was the test. You're right

2027
01:46:36,080 --> 01:46:39,719
Speaker 1: in front of church. Yeah you failed that one. Always

2028
01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:42,240
Speaker 1: donate that to the church. That the test right there.

2029
01:46:42,439 --> 01:46:44,360
Speaker 1: Mikey says, I was walking out of Walmart on a

2030
01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:45,800
Speaker 1: windy day and I got hit in the face with

2031
01:46:45,800 --> 01:46:49,040
Speaker 1: a twenty dollar bill. I'm never in the right place

2032
01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:50,680
Speaker 1: and where it's raining money. Yeah, I get hit in

2033
01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:55,519
Speaker 1: the face. But what's scary, you know? I will tell

2034
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:57,640
Speaker 1: you that. A half hour before the bar closes, when

2035
01:46:57,640 --> 01:47:00,160
Speaker 1: they're doing last call, go up to the bar and

2036
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:03,240
Speaker 1: just look down and just start scanning, Like right where

2037
01:47:03,280 --> 01:47:05,360
Speaker 1: you put your foot rest at the bar. If you

2038
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:08,719
Speaker 1: walk up and down, there's always money there because drunk people,

2039
01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:10,639
Speaker 1: as they get drunker towards the end of the night,

2040
01:47:10,880 --> 01:47:12,960
Speaker 1: the money comes crumbling out of their pocket and falls.

2041
01:47:12,960 --> 01:47:14,640
Speaker 1: That's a very good idea. That's when you look for

2042
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:16,439
Speaker 1: the take advantage of those drunk people. You know where,

2043
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:19,639
Speaker 1: you know where else you can find money underweb Kathleen's desk.

2044
01:47:19,960 --> 01:47:22,600
Speaker 1: She is so unorganized, she doesn't use a wallet. She

2045
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:25,120
Speaker 1: throws her credit cards in her bag and crumpled dollars.

2046
01:47:25,439 --> 01:47:27,400
Speaker 1: So half the time she takes something out of her

2047
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:29,559
Speaker 1: purse and money falls on the floor. You can go

2048
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:31,960
Speaker 1: steal from girl cathlete. You wouldn't even know. Go see

2049
01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:36,240
Speaker 1: how much money is Leah? How are you very good?

2050
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:38,080
Speaker 1: How are you doing very well? So you were just

2051
01:47:38,160 --> 01:47:40,200
Speaker 1: minding your own business. You went into the bathroom stall

2052
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:43,960
Speaker 1: where was the bathroom a restaurant? Okay, you went to

2053
01:47:43,960 --> 01:47:50,599
Speaker 1: the bathrooms. Dollar. What'd you find in there? Dollars? Okay,

2054
01:47:51,640 --> 01:47:56,920
Speaker 1: crisp bills. So that is like a suspicious amount of money?

2055
01:47:57,000 --> 01:48:00,400
Speaker 1: So what did you do? So I am obviously I

2056
01:48:00,439 --> 01:48:02,280
Speaker 1: went back to the table. See you know, I went

2057
01:48:02,320 --> 01:48:03,840
Speaker 1: back to who I was eating with. I was like,

2058
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:06,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, what do we dos in my pocket?

2059
01:48:06,560 --> 01:48:08,679
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, you know, freaking out. Um,

2060
01:48:08,760 --> 01:48:10,559
Speaker 1: And we're like, all right, well we'll tell the management,

2061
01:48:10,600 --> 01:48:12,640
Speaker 1: but we're not going to say how much money, and

2062
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:15,599
Speaker 1: we're going to hold onto it. So obviously the management goes, oh, well, both,

2063
01:48:15,640 --> 01:48:17,679
Speaker 1: just hold on to that for you. You know, obviously

2064
01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:20,639
Speaker 1: I'm not giving that to you no way. Um. Within

2065
01:48:20,680 --> 01:48:23,599
Speaker 1: a day, someone had contacted the restaurant because we left

2066
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:27,040
Speaker 1: our contact information. UM. I ended up meeting with that person.

2067
01:48:27,360 --> 01:48:29,280
Speaker 1: They were at a funeral from out of town and

2068
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:32,479
Speaker 1: that was their rent. Wow, So aren't you glad you

2069
01:48:32,479 --> 01:48:35,439
Speaker 1: didn't keep it. Yeah, and um, they gave me a

2070
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:38,320
Speaker 1: hundred bucks for giving it back to them. That was

2071
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:43,200
Speaker 1: very nice. Yeah, if you find fifteen hundred dollars there,

2072
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:45,200
Speaker 1: there's more to the story than just someone who has

2073
01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:48,160
Speaker 1: dropped money. I mean, that's that's a a big wad

2074
01:48:48,200 --> 01:48:50,439
Speaker 1: of cash. You did the right thing. We love you, Leah,

2075
01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:59,320
Speaker 1: right thing. Valentina. Hello, lady Hill in Valentina. So Valentina.

2076
01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:03,519
Speaker 1: It's Valentina has a lucky life. She just walks outside

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Speaker 1: and it starts raining money from the sky, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: So I walked out on the front door and I'm

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Speaker 1: outside with my brother and suddenly we have money coming

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Speaker 1: down from the sky. And we just started picking up

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Speaker 1: twenties and twenties and more twenties, and it added up

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Speaker 1: to about I don't know where was the money coming

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Speaker 1: from the sky. It was. It was strange. So we

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Speaker 1: live in like town home, so right across we had

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Speaker 1: other houses, and it was just falling from behind from

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Speaker 1: above those houses and stares from an airplane or something.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure this out. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: We were still trying to figure it out behind a house. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess I just don't question it. It

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Speaker 1: was raining money, like there was a dollar cannon. You

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Speaker 1: never know, home God works in mysterious ways. Maybe he

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Speaker 1: thought you needed it and threw something down from the sky.

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Speaker 1: It's so weird, Valentina, I had just got in a

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Speaker 1: car ticket, so I'm gonna hang out with you all right. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. Have a great day. O.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Hi guys, it's great talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. There you have it. It's just

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Speaker 1: rains money. Maybe there was a rooftop party going on

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Speaker 1: somewhere and someone was trying to make it rain with

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Speaker 1: page and enter Elvis, Elvis, Elvis Duranty, Elvis Durant phone tap.

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Speaker 1: We want to make someone man. We turned to Dave Brody,

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Speaker 1: the guy in the corner my friend Riley and I.

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Speaker 1: We're both in our friend Rick's wedding a month ago.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the night, after too many drinks,

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Speaker 1: Riley stole the centerpiece that was in the main lobby.

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Speaker 1: The centerpiece was beautiful flowers in this very expensive vase

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Speaker 1: the place where the reception was located. What They called

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Speaker 1: Riley the next morning about the vase, and he promised

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Speaker 1: to return it. In the process of taking it back,

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Speaker 1: he broke the expensive vase. The catering hall sent Riley

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Speaker 1: a bill for two fifty dollars, and now he's refusing

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Speaker 1: to pay it. He doesn't believe the vase was worth

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Speaker 1: that much. Our friend Riley has a quick fuse and

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01:51:29,760 --> 01:51:32,439
Speaker 1: would be perfect for a phone tap. He's pranked me,

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Speaker 1: so we would like to prank him back. Please call him,

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Speaker 1: say you're from the catering hall and demand he paid

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Speaker 1: for the broken vase. This is from Scott all right.

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Speaker 1: Scott will be listening in on the other line while

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01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:47,000
Speaker 1: Dave Brody calls Riley. Mike Riley, we're calling Riley now

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Speaker 1: with Scott on the other line. Let's listen in and

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Speaker 1: have some fun with the phone tap. Is this Mike Riley?

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Speaker 1: Mike is Dave Goner. I'm calling from the end its slaves.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the supervisors here. You got a letter

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01:52:01,200 --> 01:52:04,040
Speaker 1: from us an invoice about the vase you broke. M

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01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:07,840
Speaker 1: what's the status? I broke a returning it for someone else.

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01:52:08,080 --> 01:52:10,720
Speaker 1: So when I find out the real place, then I'll

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01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,840
Speaker 1: get back to this. Maybe a whole arrangement was worth

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Speaker 1: two and fifty out, but the vase alone is not

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01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,400
Speaker 1: worth two hundred and fifty dollars, right, So you do

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Speaker 1: admit that you stole it? I said, I haven't I

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Speaker 1: returned it? Have you been drinking? You sound like you're

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Speaker 1: your little my calling it a bad time any union?

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Speaker 1: And if you keep with me, I will come out

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01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,680
Speaker 1: to kick your ass. Do you understand that? Call me

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01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:31,040
Speaker 1: up on my damn phone accusing me you got well

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Speaker 1: what union? When I'm just doing why? If I've been drinking,

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Speaker 1: I'll come out there right now. I mean you will

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01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:38,400
Speaker 1: step outside. How's that? You sound like a very reliable person?

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Speaker 1: Call me up? Who the hell you things you are? Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because we put this to the collections drinking.

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01:52:44,920 --> 01:52:46,880
Speaker 1: I just come out there right now. You want to

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01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:49,760
Speaker 1: deal with that? Say? Being my lawyer with me. Let

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01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:52,720
Speaker 1: me do that tuesday. He can actually kick your damn ass.

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01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:54,960
Speaker 1: Who the hell do you think you are? Call me

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01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:58,120
Speaker 1: and accusing me? Just stopped in here tomorrow? What's not

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01:52:58,200 --> 01:53:00,600
Speaker 1: me going to be? Like Joe? What time's feel I

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01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:02,360
Speaker 1: get done? Like at three o'clocks? You do any time?

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01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:03,920
Speaker 1: I'll get up there. Do you need me in the park?

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01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:05,760
Speaker 1: How's that? Well, you're in a union, so you could

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Speaker 1: probably take a two hour lunch break and come see me.

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01:53:07,680 --> 01:53:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't need to take a two hour lunch only

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Speaker 1: five minutes and you're pissing me to hill off. Guys

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Speaker 1: and unions don't do much work anyway. Who the hell

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Speaker 1: who do you think you are? Man? You call my

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01:53:18,320 --> 01:53:20,479
Speaker 1: phone again, I'm gonna call the cops. You're harassing me.

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Speaker 1: You got it? How was that? Yeah? I mean you

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Speaker 1: couldn't have done it better. So here's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna call him now on the cell phone. Just

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, man, uh I just got a phone call.

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01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:34,840
Speaker 1: Don't act like you know you spoke to guy Dave

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Speaker 1: something called me? Who is this Riley? What's up? You know?

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Speaker 1: Some jerk off from the end called and left me

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Speaker 1: some message saying that I stole of oz and you no, no, no,

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01:53:46,320 --> 01:53:48,200
Speaker 1: the guy just called me some and it's what he's saying.

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01:53:48,439 --> 01:53:50,280
Speaker 1: He said that he spoke to Rick and Rick dout

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01:53:50,320 --> 01:53:52,320
Speaker 1: probably st drunk then, and I was talking about the guys.

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Speaker 1: Are you probably be dreaking right now? You're you're in

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Speaker 1: a union now? I just off, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: You know the kids are here. I was like, I'll

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Speaker 1: kick your Jesus. Hold on one second, this might be him.

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Speaker 1: Let me conference it end. Hello. Yeah, yeah, Scott, I

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Speaker 1: just got off the phone with your drunk friend and

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01:54:09,640 --> 01:54:13,320
Speaker 1: uh oh he's on the phone. Yeah, listen, dude, I

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01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:15,280
Speaker 1: just called you up to tell you that you always

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Speaker 1: folling in fifty dollars. That's all the reason I'm calling about.

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01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:22,479
Speaker 1: I ain't paying you damn thing. And like I said,

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Speaker 1: tomorrow afternoon, I will be there and I will meet

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Speaker 1: you outside. Excuse me, you're here, But I just said,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, and that's gonna prove your innocent

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01:54:31,920 --> 01:54:34,280
Speaker 1: by beating my ass. I'm gonna beat your ass just

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01:54:34,320 --> 01:54:36,440
Speaker 1: because you're pissing me off. I'm sitting here for my

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01:54:36,480 --> 01:54:39,880
Speaker 1: friend's kids, swearing at the storm because you did I

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01:54:39,920 --> 01:54:45,320
Speaker 1: know you're a crook. And I'll tell you what outside

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01:54:45,520 --> 01:54:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be outside look like crap. Well, I

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01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:50,160
Speaker 1: don't know what you look like, so I guess I'll

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01:54:50,160 --> 01:54:52,840
Speaker 1: just keep my eyes open for an idiot adet And

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01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:55,839
Speaker 1: when I dumped out, Hey, you know where I'll be tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I'll be on the radio with you. This is Dave

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Speaker 1: Brody from elvins Rand in the Morning Show. And you

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Speaker 1: just got phone top. Hey, Riley, good, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: You're drunk? I'm getting this faultab was pre recorded with

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Speaker 1: permission granted by all of artists, Elvis Duran, Phlon tab On,

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand in the Morning Show. All right, Daniel, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? So? According to a new survey of people

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Speaker 1: watch Netflix with their pets, the top three they watched

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01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:43,360
Speaker 1: Stranger Things, Fuller House, and Thirteen Reasons Why. And I

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01:55:43,400 --> 01:55:45,000
Speaker 1: know this has nothing to do with the story, but

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01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:47,960
Speaker 1: I found out I had my pets one year today

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Speaker 1: I adopted them. I'm so excited. They're so cute, Diggey

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Speaker 1: and Friend. Okay, anyway, let's move on. Carrie under what

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Speaker 1: I was releasing new music tomorrow. It's supposed to drop

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Speaker 1: six am Eastern time obviously and listened weeks uh and

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Speaker 1: she will be performing on Sunday's a c M S.

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Speaker 1: And this is her first a public appearance since she

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Speaker 1: fell on the steps outside of her home back in November.

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Speaker 1: And remember she had to have surgery. She had a

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Speaker 1: broken wrist, damaged our face. She had forty to fifty stitches.

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Speaker 1: So it's very nice to see Carrie Underwood getting back

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Speaker 1: on that stage. Market watches saying that Grand Theft Auto

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Speaker 1: Five is now the most profitable piece of media in history.

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Speaker 1: There isn't even a movie that has made that much money.

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Speaker 1: The game has sold more than ninety million units since

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Speaker 1: it's came out in two thousand thirteen. It's generated around

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Speaker 1: six billion dollars. Now. Nintendo's Mario franchise has sold more

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Speaker 1: than Grand Theft Auto five, but no single game comes

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Speaker 1: close to six billion dollars. Cardi Bie has been very

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Speaker 1: busy lately. She officially unveiled her pregnancy on SNL. I

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Speaker 1: love the way she did it. I mean, we knew

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Speaker 1: she was pregnant, but she officially told us she was pregnant,

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Speaker 1: and she co hosted with Jimmy Fallon last night. She

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Speaker 1: also did an interview with g Q magazine, she says

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Speaker 1: that her famous butt came from a woman who injected

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Speaker 1: her butt with filler, but it was back in a

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Speaker 1: queen's basement apartment. She said, acost her eight hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: She said, they don't numb your ass or anything. It

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Speaker 1: was the craziest pain ever. She said, I felt like

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Speaker 1: I was going to pass out. I felt a little dizzy,

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Speaker 1: and she said it leaks for like five days. She

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Speaker 1: was thinking about going to that same woman for a

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Speaker 1: touch up, but that woman got arrested because she had

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Speaker 1: leaky But she um, she got arrested that woman because

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Speaker 1: she did surgery on somebody and that person passed away

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Speaker 1: on the table. So my guess is if you asked

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01:57:33,440 --> 01:57:37,720
Speaker 1: Cardi Beach probably wouldn't do that today. Yeah, fans are astunted.

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01:57:37,840 --> 01:57:40,760
Speaker 1: How Chris Hemsworth and Liam Hemsworths mom and dad. Look,

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01:57:41,080 --> 01:57:44,640
Speaker 1: they are young looking and absolutely flawless. But then again,

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01:57:44,680 --> 01:57:46,160
Speaker 1: if you look at Liam and you look at Chris,

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Speaker 1: you kind of understand why, right, this is pretty cool? Uh.

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01:57:49,960 --> 01:57:52,720
Speaker 1: Tim Tebow says that he would like to adopt one

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01:57:52,840 --> 01:57:55,040
Speaker 1: kid from every continent. He said, I want to sit

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01:57:55,040 --> 01:57:57,240
Speaker 1: around the dinner table every night. I want to see

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Speaker 1: kids from Africa, Asia, Europe, South America and right here

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Speaker 1: in the States. He says, how cool would that be.

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Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite things to dream about. I

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01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:07,840
Speaker 1: would love if he did that. We love him. Uh

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01:58:07,960 --> 01:58:10,360
Speaker 1: did you see a female fan trying to give Justin

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01:58:10,400 --> 01:58:13,760
Speaker 1: Bieber a present after he left spin class? She looked

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Speaker 1: a little suspect, so he quickly got into his vehicle.

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Speaker 1: He did chat with her for a few minutes, and

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Speaker 1: then he got into his car and he drove away.

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Speaker 1: So who knows. Anyway, that's it. That's your entertainment. Yo,

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Speaker 1: sud y'ad. This is Kanye West. Hello, this is Beyonce. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm Charley Poo. How are you doing. This is Wendy Williams.

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Speaker 1: This is Christian Coplay, Elvis durand Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show.