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Speaker 1: the rule is if you meet God and then deny God,

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00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: you go to outer darkness. So it's very few people

423
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 1: get that opportunity everyone else. I meant God, and she said, baby,

424
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 1: you better stick with me, and I said no, bit

425
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: whatever I meant God, I said, never mind, Queen, I'm

426
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: turning around. You watch my fat ass walk away. Where's

427
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 1: out of darkness? Taking the elevator down and there, honey,

428
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: heat it up, beat it up anyway. This is so human.

429
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bridger, I started apologizing. This was the planel

430
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 1: so I feel like you must. I feel this way

431
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 1: when people ask me about like my upbringing, and I'm like,

432
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 1: I don't want to sort of get re traumatized in

433
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 1: the recounting of certain things. It's not that severe, but

434
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, but it is sort of like I gotta,

435
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: you know, sort of exhume all that stuff from my

436
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 1: life and be O, what do you think for me?

437
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,439
Speaker 1: It's like people just don't know how to modulate. They

438
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 1: either they'll find out and then they don't ask anything

439
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: and then it's weird, or they ask everything. And I'd

440
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: much rather people just ask everything. I don't care. I'm

441
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: happy to talk about it. And we've got to get

442
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: we all have to get on the same page about

443
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: Mormons drinking soda. That's the Mormon Church should be putting

444
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: out ads. Yeah you can drink. Maybe it's like a

445
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: collab with coke. Yeah, something. Well, Lisa Barlow is essentially

446
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: advertising diet coke on the show, and so when when

447
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: there was a question about soda consumption on the podcast

448
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: just now, Um, I really was thrown for a loop

449
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 1: because here she is already throwing it in the face

450
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 1: of God outer darkness ship drinking tequila, um, and even

451
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: selling it mass market. And she's obviously a huge fan

452
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: of diet coke. But these things are sort of acceptable,

453
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: I suppose. Yes, Lisa Barlow's entire relationship with Mormonism in baffling.

454
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: What part of the religion are you involved in? Because

455
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem to be the religion and her family

456
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 1: is going to die. They eat a taco three three

457
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: deals today. It's crazy wild. But I relate to that

458
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: soda consumption. Yeah, you're talking to two sodaheads soda queen's

459
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: when I was little. I actually think the reason I

460
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: am the way I am is because growing up in

461
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: the nineties, I think it hadn't hit Long Island that

462
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: soda was bad so when I was when I was

463
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,479
Speaker 1: growing up, every dinner there was three types of soda

464
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: on the table. There was a full two leader bottle

465
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: of sprite, a full two lead bottle of coke, and

466
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: a full two lead bottle of diet coke, the trinity,

467
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: the trinity. Really, so that was coke sometimes sprite. When

468
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: I was feeling like, maybe maybe we'll just chill tonight,

469
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I was a dinner with

470
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,719
Speaker 1: a friend a week ago and he ordered himself a sprite.

471
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: I could not believe. The very funny writer John Millstein. Okay,

472
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: he's wonderful, very funny, and he told me there's a

473
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:06,959
Speaker 1: secret group of people who are drinking sprite. I'm not

474
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: so secretly. The preferred drink in any situation for me

475
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: is a sprite, no alcohol, just I want to sprite.

476
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: The most refreshing drink in the world. It's one of

477
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: the best kept secrets. All the coolest people are drinking sprite,

478
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: and it's like it needs to be known. Do you

479
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 1: guys want to know the Mandarin translation of sprite, Yeah,

480
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: it's b, which roughly translates to I might be getting

481
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: this wrong, but it means snow, and I think it

482
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 1: means snow nectar, like snow gorgeous, isn't that beautiful? And

483
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is I would drink sprite, But that's

484
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: the same thing with mountain dew is a beautiful name. Gorgeous.

485
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: Mound dew is absolutely stunning name. I wish that. I

486
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: wish that had tasted as good as it sounded, because

487
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: you hear a mountain dew and then you sort of

488
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: drink what it is and you're like, oh, that feels

489
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: like super sprite does like mountain. One of the darkest

490
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: moments of my closeted life. It was probably two thousand twelve.

491
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 1: I was living in a studio mid city Los Angeles.

492
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: For some reason, I walked to the nearby Ralph's at

493
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: eleven PM and purchased a diet mountain Dew. Started drinking

494
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: it on my web. Way back, passed through a group

495
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: of like tall, very good looking, very well dressed men

496
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: near the l Ray Theater. And as I'm passing through,

497
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: I look over and like this far away. As I'm

498
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: drinking diet mountain dew is Morrissey, I felt I've never

499
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: felt lower. Just trash. I just absolute trash. Did he

500
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: notice you drinking this diamond? I'm sure it just screams

501
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: out the packaging. Really, it's just like letting the only

502
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: thing is to drink a mountain do code red because

503
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: because because the packaging is literally code rad I mean

504
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: it's it's it's alerting everyone around. I feel like morrissey

505
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: Is would not judge someone for drinking and diet mountain dew.

506
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: And it feels like maybe even like a very Smith's

507
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 1: esque thing to drink one it like past eleven PM

508
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: in mid City. Like it feels that that's part of

509
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: the the imagery that that the Smith's evoke. I absolutely disagree.

510
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 1: I think so. I think that's true. This this charming

511
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: man drinking a diet mountain jew. I would go out tonight,

512
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: but a diet mountain that's perfect. I think that's perfect. Okay,

513
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: So before we ask you our question that we always

514
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: ask our guests. I mean, this is this is compulsory

515
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: at this point for you. What are your thoughts? I'm

516
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: sure you've been asked so many times by people, what

517
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on the real house Hives of Salt

518
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: Lake City? Are you enjoying it? Does it feel reflective

519
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: of your memory of it, or you know the way

520
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: you conceive of Salt Lake City because it is his

521
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: Housewives intro. Because I heard on your episode of your

522
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: podcast with Cola Scola that you had not waited the

523
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: waters of Housewives. You just said, Okay, if they're doing

524
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, let me just see what the funk

525
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: it is. It's a beautiful gateway. I think. I agree.

526
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: I had seen maybe one episode of Beverly Hills and

527
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: it was not hooked. Uh, and this has sucked me

528
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: in in a way that I could have never imagined.

529
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: You too beautiful. I went back home for the first

530
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: time since the pandemic in April. I saw my parents

531
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: and then I borrowed my mom's car and at about

532
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: thirty PM drove to Beauty Lab and like, just to

533
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: the Oh my god, you didn't go in, Well, it

534
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: was closed, so I went the next day. And when

535
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: you went in, what, Okay, explain what it's like to

536
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: walk into Beauty Lab and Lazer I want a full

537
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: trip report. Well, I'm I was familiar with this parking lot.

538
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: This parking lot is the area there's like a there

539
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: used to be a sporting goods store. There was the

540
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: like weird, like, uh, teachers supply store where you would

541
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: like go to get things for school supplies or whatever.

542
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: And then there was maybe a Skipper's Fish and Chips

543
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: for a very long time, so I was like familiar,

544
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: gonna put a pin in that because I want to

545
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: go there. Skips, Fish and Chips iconic. The moment I

546
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: saw a beauty lab on the show is like, oh,

547
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: I know that's a very trashy parking lot that that's

548
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: located in. I go there and I pulled up and

549
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: I thought, I'm gonna go in and just act like

550
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: not like I'm not familiar with the show. I just

551
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: want to look at the menu. Uh, let what's happening here?

552
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: I went in and caved immediately. I said, I'm sorry.

553
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of the show and I just

554
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: had to come in. And they loved, They were thrilled,

555
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: they were beyond throws. Oh do you want to get

556
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: a picture? Do you want to get a picture. They

557
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: take you right back to the angel wings. You know,

558
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: they have one of those terrible street art angel wings.

559
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: I got my they took my photo. I have sunglasses

560
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: on because their prescription I look insane. Um And then

561
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: I left it. The whole thing felt very like Soviet hospital.

562
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like they're like I felt like the

563
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: weird little curtains and it just didn't because it feels

564
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: almost medical but not not really, not really, it's beauty.

565
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: So but they were so welcoming and thrilled to half me.

566
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: I've got photos. And then I my sister knew where

567
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: or the whereabouts of like basically where Whitney Rose lives

568
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: because they have like a she lives in this area

569
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: called Daybreak, and it's a very clear maybe where she was.

570
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: My sister, god bless has not seen the show, drove

571
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: me around until we found Whitney's house and I got

572
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: my picture outside of it. Oh my god. So Heather

573
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: was not at beauty Lab and may have been inside,

574
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: but you don't know. Yeah, let's assume she was inside. Sure,

575
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: let's assume she was inside. Was it was the pandemics though,

576
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: And let's assume Heather was doing work, she was blasting

577
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: someone's face or something. Mine one of the uss are curtain.

578
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: I mean, do you do you have a temperature read

579
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: on what Salt Lake City as a community, as a

580
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: municipal community, how they are affected by this show. I

581
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: have a little bit. I feel like there's a decent

582
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: amount of embarrassment. Okay, I feel like practicing Mormons are

583
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: probably annoyed. I think the rest of the experience that

584
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: these women have feels very far removed from Utah in general, right,

585
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: especially like Meredith. I mean, she seems like she's like

586
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: doesn't even live there or right, It's very clear based

587
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: on her Instagram activity that that's the case. Um I

588
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: have I do have. I won't say how they're related

589
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: to me or anything, because I don't know how well

590
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: any of how well Lisa knows them, but I do

591
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 1: have have someone in my life who has interacted with Lisa,

592
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: and it's not a great report. I also know someone. Again,

593
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: I wish I could give more details, but I always

594
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: is this gonna get me sued? Mary not acting well

595
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: at an event, that's all you and that's all you

596
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: have to say. I don't think on a single event

597
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: depicted on the show, so I don't think that's gonna

598
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: get you sued. I think that she's live BLib bliss

599
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: for bad behavior at events. Right. Uh. I wish I

600
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: really wish I could tell more about this. I will say,

601
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: like also things about bills not getting paid that kind

602
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: of I hear. I think, you know, when I started

603
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: talking about on Instagram, like people from high school or

604
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: whatever would reach out and be like, oh, this this person.

605
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: Like we almost had to call collections on this sort

606
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: of thing. So it's like, oh, people, they're in the community,

607
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: and they are probably all terrible, although I kind of

608
00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: love them. I'm hitting I'm I'm I'm hitting critical mass

609
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: with Mary. Unfortunately, I'm like, I don't know how much

610
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: longer I can watch this. She's got a big episode

611
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: this week. I'm gonna tell you, like, she's completely unhinged.

612
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: It's really dark, and I think it's gonna get darker.

613
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, guys what you think about Jenny,

614
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: because I think she just seems like the most normal

615
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: person who has been sucked into this. It's like, how

616
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: did It's like she stumbled into the show and she

617
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: doesn't belong there. She's just a nice she has a

618
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: healthy normal Well the husbands, but they seem otherwise. They're

619
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: doing science projects at home or whatever, and then there's

620
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: never any drama drama other than like where the ski resort. Now,

621
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you you have to have a baby,

622
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: and I'm going to marry someone else. There you go, Bridger,

623
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: It's that there's there doesn't seem to be any drama

624
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: because I don't think there is, and I honestly think

625
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: this stuff with her husband is a little it smells

626
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: a little manufacturer to me, which is crazy because she's

627
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: truly like the fish are nibbling at her legs and

628
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: she's talking about her and the miscarriage just like this.

629
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 1: It's not something you should be pressured into talking about.

630
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: We're not we're not high on Jenny and we don't

631
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: know it's too bad. And like I hate to I

632
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: do agree with you on everything you've said, Bridger, And

633
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Speaker 1: it feels like I don't mean to say this in

634
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Speaker 1: a way that like to frame it in terms of belonging,

635
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: because that's like a touchy sort of thing to throw

636
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: out there when it comes to like I don't mean,

637
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to go here, but like an Asian person,

638
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: feeling belonging anywhere is tough, like in this country, but

639
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: like on the show, it's tough because it feels like

640
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: there is this effort and it's a little sweaty. And

641
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: then I to make this comparison, I'm making this comparison

642
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: rhetorically to like a Crystal Kung Minkoff, for example, and

643
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's there's just like it's it's not that

644
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,479
Speaker 1: it's it's not that it's an Asian thing, and it's

645
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: more that, like I think Jenny's probably, like you said,

646
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: just like a lovely, normal person who has wonder as

647
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: a really interesting backstory, but like is otherwise pretty well

648
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: adjusted and then kind of has to like do the

649
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: reality show persona drag that like I think jen Shaw does,

650
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: but then oh wait, she's actually a despicable person like that.

651
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: It's horrifying to me if it's true or not true.

652
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: So if it's true that her husband Dewey is saying

653
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,479
Speaker 1: to her on camera for the first time, I want

654
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: to have children, despite the fact that you've had nine

655
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: mischaracters and a still birth and you are in your

656
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: forties and your body is not able to have children.

657
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter to me. You should have a baby,

658
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: and if you don't want to have one, we should

659
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: introduce another woman into our mayor into our relationship. If

660
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 1: it's actually true that that is happening on the show

661
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: and it's unfolding as real drama, that's awful. And if

662
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: they're faking it, it's also awful. And it's either true

663
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: or it isn't, so it's bad either way. She I

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00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: wish she could have just had a normal life. I

665
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: feel like this, who forever one a normal life? Can

666
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: say a rural culture number eleven. I wish normal life.

667
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: That's all I really want for everyone. They seem so

668
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: it seems like a happy family. Well on this episode,

669
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: like she does, Mary doesn't invite her to her Italian

670
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: cooking lesson. So they're at home and it's literally this

671
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: is the scene. It's Jenny in the kitchen like washing

672
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: her hands to cook, and her children are like the

673
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: Von Traps. They come in one by one, Mommy, what

674
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: are you doing? Can I help you cook? Well? Yes,

675
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: I was planning on making dinner, of course. Well let

676
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: me just again my hands washed and clean as well

677
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 1: so that I can help. Okay, wonderful. The next kid

678
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: comes in, Hey, are you guys cooking in here together?

679
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: Might I joined absolutely wash her hands and it's just like,

680
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? That's the show I want?

681
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: I guess that show all right. Well, before before we

682
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: drop into the outer darkness, that is talking about only

683
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: this show on this podcast and don't test us. Um,

684
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: we should ask the question that we ask all of

685
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: our guests, Bridger, what was the culture that made you? Say?

686
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 1: Culture is for you? So this is basically asking what

687
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: was the culture that sort of made you into the

688
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 1: person that you are. This could be popular culture, film, television, music, theater, etcetera,

689
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: damps or just general culture. What's it for you if

690
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: you're looking back and assessing, I will say the what

691
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: my family zero God bless my parents, terrible taste, both

692
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: of my older brothers, zero taste, no peek into the

693
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Speaker 1: outside world. The only tiny peek I head into anything

694
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: was that, for some reason, my parents watched Letterman, which

695
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: is so out of the for them. Um, which truly

696
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: like Letterman was kind of how I was introduced to

697
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: Amy Sedaris, which became Strangers with Candy, And that the

698
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: fact that if that didn't exist, I would probably be

699
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the Great Salt Lake or something.

700
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: It's uh, truly that tiny because there was no other culture.

701
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, zero, yeah, So that I don't great answer. Oh,

702
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: I love that. I want to know that what was

703
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: life filled with if there wasn't like culture and like

704
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 1: arts like video games. Okay, okay, great video games were

705
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: a nice safe entry into which led to the Internet,

706
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,959
Speaker 1: which is another like that was another little peek into

707
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: the world, right was it like StarCraft? Like battle that stuff?

708
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: And then you were like you learned how this all

709
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: worked with a Diablo to like what like, like the

710
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: internet is important. It was early looking up Mario sixty

711
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: before they before the N sexy four was announced, because

712
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: that was a launch title. That was a launch title,

713
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Speaker 1: and I one of the most mortifying experiences I had

714
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: as I don't know, six or seventh grader was I

715
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: was so obsessed reading about Mario that my sister's friend

716
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: Ashley called, and I answered the phone Mario, and I thought,

717
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Speaker 1: now everyone knows I'm a nerd. I would think it

718
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: was the secret was out. Uh but yeah Mario, which

719
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: led into I still think so much about video games

720
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: despite the fact that I played maybe two a year.

721
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: I'm the same way. I'm the same way. I don't

722
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: play them with the sort of I don't know availability though, Yeah, sure,

723
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: like I wish I played more, but I think about

724
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: them all the time. Yeah I don't. I guess it's

725
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: just a disease. I'll live with until I die. The

726
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: fact that like a seventy five I'll be thinking about

727
00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: video games feels far fetched, But here we are. Was

728
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Speaker 1: it um? And then what would talk about? I have

729
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 1: such indelible memories of I wasn't even playing Mario sixty four.

730
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Speaker 1: I was just watching someone else do it, and I

731
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: was like, this is right there, not even that. It

732
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: wasn't even my sister was like other kids, like other

733
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: kids in the neighborhood and be like this, this is insane. Well,

734
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: graphically that was like a new frontier. It was a

735
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: whole new thing. Yeah, I mean it was. It is

736
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: like it was like a giant shift in the way

737
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 1: anything worked for as far as computers went right, absolutely

738
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: as far as as far as video games went in

739
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: terms of like three D motion, it was like and

740
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: then just I mean to think about, like I think

741
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: all the time about how they got it so right

742
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 1: in that game genius to be like, Okay, it's gonna

743
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: be at the castle, but then you jump into these

744
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: paintings to go into the level like genius. That would

745
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: still work today. That's still like that is still innovative today,

746
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: and that is crazy to me. I don't know, be

747
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: right out of the gate in a medium and do

748
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: it right feels wild to me. It's like landing the

749
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: Mars Rovere. It's like you have like a one square

750
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: inch of terrain to land on and you've gotta you

751
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: gotta landed just right. And where did you feel? Yeah?

752
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: Did you feel that way about Zelda? Of course? I

753
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: mean just completely Banjo Kazoo Banjo, it's underrated banjom ZOOI

754
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: actually doesn't get talked about. Also, I mean I feel

755
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: like Kazoo is a very gay I mean they're both

756
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: very gay characters. There's kind of the sassy bird and

757
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 1: the like Banjo is kind of sexy, he's got nothing

758
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: but short kind of just he's a hot bear. Also like,

759
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but can I just stick up from my

760
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: girl Donkey Kong because I feel like gets the shaft

761
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Speaker 1: And I'm really excited because Super Nintendo World is getting

762
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: there's gonna be Donkey Kong roller coasters in them, so

763
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: we're not just doing first thought like oh it's Super

764
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: Nintendo World and it's gonna be Mario, only Donkey Kong

765
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: will be represented and it matters, So am I with

766
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: Donkey Kong? People? If that roller coaster isn't a mine card,

767
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: then the whole thing should be shut down. And let

768
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: me tell you something, Bridger, you're gonna be excited. Guess what.

769
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: It's a mine cut rollercoaster, babe, and it jumps the track.

770
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: Oh that can't well, then I guess you're gonna eat

771
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: your goddamn hat. All right, that's gonna be can't possibly

772
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 1: jump the track? That is the look it up because

773
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: guess what, it's gonna appear to jump the track, but

774
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: there's gonna be the track underneath the track. There's gonna

775
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: be a track underneath the track, So there's gonna be

776
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: like a single rail track and then quote unquote track

777
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: and it's gonna appear to jump the track very much though,

778
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: a perfect illusion. I don't like that. I think they

779
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: should commit or it's a binary thing either. What are

780
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: they don't wants to be soaring through the air in

781
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: a mine card? Potentially? Yeah, they're making a movie with

782
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 1: Donkey Kong. Is that right? We can't let these characters talk.

783
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: It's you know what it is. It's that thing of

784
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: it's like all the Nintendo characters together and so now

785
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: Chris Pratt is Mario and so they announced the cast

786
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: for this like Mario movie, and I was like, the

787
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 1: casting is all over the place. I felt like Chris

788
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: Pratt should have been Donkey Kong and I was like,

789
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: just the casting was literally all over the place. Any

790
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: teller Joy is Peach, which I loved, and the rest

791
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: of it. All the Mail characters were like Jack Black

792
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: should not be that one. He should be this one,

793
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: that one, the other one. But you know who's Jack Black?

794
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 1: We could pull up cares. I mean, Mario was in

795
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: the conversation. I do want to talk about Letterman for

796
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: a bit, but let's just up, okay. Um. I mean

797
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: I feel like for us, for us, you know, friends

798
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: of Dorothy whatever, Like the Sedaris interviews were always like

799
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: just such a moment, you know, just the best television

800
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: I could watch, the best television and like every I

801
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: mean like I like I remember them specifically, like the

802
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: ones she came on went because she would just like

803
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: they would just call her up when like a guest

804
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: would drop out and she's like run up the street.

805
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: And then you know, like Dwayne Wade was there, and

806
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: then she had this whole thing, dude, you know what

807
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about where she was like and then like

808
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: she would like promote. She promoted the Streets of the

809
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: Kenny movie, which felt like a beautiful moment because like

810
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: she actually had something to promote. Um. She would always

811
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: have a new dress, which I think would be purchased

812
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: with the money from the previous appearance, which she would

813
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: talk about like uh, being a waiter, things like this.

814
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: It just everything she did was perfect. She would give tour.

815
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: I feel like she gave a tour of her neighborhood

816
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: at one point that was just a huh. I mean,

817
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: I feel like there is something about Letterman like would

818
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: work today despite all of like the culture being pulled

819
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: in a million different directions. But like he was he

820
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 1: was the person who was able to pull off being

821
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: an asshole in the way that like you could say

822
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: that like Larry David does now, but like for like

823
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 1: his person as a late night host was so so right,

824
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: even though he was like a jerk and like and

825
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: has like shitty opinions of course, but like you like

826
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: you could tell that, like it's like the only person

827
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: like Tina Fey would like love to go on and

828
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: like like she like prepare stuff for him, um, and

829
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: then like the Paris Hilton interview. I unfortunately think that

830
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: it is still like it's it's humiliating for her obviously,

831
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: and it's like not, yeah, but why did she go

832
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: on that? It's like you know what I mean, Like

833
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: I understand it's painful for her now, but it's like ultimately,

834
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: like who, why would you book her on that show?

835
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna be nice. I just I just that that

836
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: is like people can come for me. I think that

837
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: is one of the funniest moments in late night TV

838
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: at the time. Paris was like courting negative attention and

839
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: sort of like loving it and like I don't know,

840
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: like doing pretty despicable things. Not that that like calls

841
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: for her humiliation on like a late night show, but

842
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: like I just feel like this is not like she's

843
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: not completely a victim in this scenario unfortunately, and I

844
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: feel like Dave was just kind of having fun with her,

845
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: Like can I just say this is so I'm sorry

846
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 1: to make this about me, but like when when An Andrews'

847
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: and I were writing The Iceberg we Can Update, we

848
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: were just we were basing it off of that interview.

849
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: Someone someone who is uncomfortable does not want to talk

850
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: about something and it's trying to deflect its being like

851
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm actually here to talk about something else. Like that

852
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: was what we based it on. Like we were like,

853
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: we have to study this, we have to really study this,

854
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: and like this is how we're going to write it.

855
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: And I and I watched that back last year and

856
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: I was like, this is, of course uncomfortable, but like

857
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like when the guy cheers like love

858
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: you Parish, she goes love you too, and then Letterman,

859
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: without missing a bi goes someone you met in prison

860
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: and the audience just erupts. Also like no one noticed that,

861
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: Like no late night host is doing. Mean, you know,

862
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,479
Speaker 1: they're all the nicest guys in the world. Like it's

863
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: so it is so race to the finished kindness that

864
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 1: you kind of miss that edge because it's and it's

865
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: almost like I wonder if there's something where they feel

866
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: like they can't do it because they don't feel like

867
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: they can touch him, you know, But then what are

868
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: we watching? I mean, Cordon, what are we talking about?

869
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: The nice And also Paris was not the first person

870
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: that Letterman was mean to, Like if she was his

871
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: first target, it'd be like I don't know, no, but

872
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: like I feel like Kimmel. Kimmel does a great job.

873
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: I think so too, as real. I feel like he

874
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: does everything you can to make it a real interview

875
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: and between two human beings rather than playing a game

876
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: or whatever we're doing on these other things exactly. And

877
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: I'm sure I feel like people who work there like

878
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: come out like, I don't know, really enjoying that experience.

879
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: I worked there, and yeah, yeah, he's the night He

880
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 1: is an actually nice person. So he's just a real

881
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: person on television rather than the reverse of what I

882
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: think is happening on other shows. All right, so this

883
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: is this is the Mario voice cast, and let's see

884
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: if you agree with me that this is wrong, not

885
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: that these people shouldn't be in the movie, just that

886
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: it should be switched around. Chris Pratt is playing Mario.

887
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: I have a problem with this based on based on

888
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: voice casting only, and yet is Peach sure, Charlie Day

889
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 1: is Luigi, Seth Rogan is Donkey Kong Keegan, Michael Key

890
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: is Told, and Jack Black is Bowser. Correct me if

891
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. Seth Rogan should be Bowser. He's got the

892
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: gravelly voice like and also Bowser's number one thing is

893
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: that he's a comedic genius. I feel like, like not

894
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: that Jack Black isn't literally hilarious, but I feel like

895
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: Jack Black is giving me more honestly Donkey Kong. I

896
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: feel like Charlie Day Brogan should be Charlie Day should

897
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: be Mario. I was gonna say, yeah, that works, Kegan

898
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: should be Luigi. I think they gotta bring it someone

899
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: new for Toad. I don't know who that kicks off.

900
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: I'd say, you know what, maybe Chris Pratt would be

901
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 1: a funny Toad, but I don't get Keegan Michael Keef

902
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: for Toad, Like, what's the take? Now? You need a

903
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: bri not that Kegan doesn't have an Charlie Dave should

904
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: be told, Charlie Day should be told. Oh, interesting choice. Okay,

905
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: you're saying Chris should be Bowser, Chris Donkey Kong. Jack

906
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 1: Black should be Mario, Keegan should be Luigi, Seth should

907
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: be Bowser, and Charlie Day should be I don't know what. No,

908
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: Charlie Day should be told, that's it period. Charlie Dave

909
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: is Toad makes sense to me, perfect sense. None of

910
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: these characters should have voices. At should be a silent film.

911
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,720
Speaker 1: It should be you know she on the sheep, the artist,

912
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: the artist. Yes, I mean it should be. It's going

913
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: to be really unsettling to hear them say more than

914
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 1: four words. I mean, like to me. The longest Peach

915
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: has ever spoken aloud in real life is at the

916
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: beginning of Mario sixty four when she's like, please come

917
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: to my castle for a cup of tea or whatever.

918
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: She mostly says oh. She mostly says oh. She says

919
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: a variety of things throughout Mario Kart. She wrote that

920
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: beautiful letter at the beginning of Mario sixty four, and

921
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: then she's screaming, and she's screaming when she goes into

922
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: the water and Toad, I usually I'm Toad, and so

923
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: you get a lot of wow, and you get a

924
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: lot of like a lot of that ship, which I

925
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: kind of love. And I just feel like that is

926
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: Charlie's day energy and the and the Toad scream, the

927
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 1: Toad effort or whatever. That people don't talk about enough

928
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: is how about amazing? Amazing? So dropped in some of

929
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: the best sounds. Did you ever play Super Mario Galaxy?

930
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: Did this? If there's a new Mario game, I'll play it.

931
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: You play honestly, I feel like I should revisit because

932
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,919
Speaker 1: people like really wrote that off pretty quickly. It's pretty good.

933
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: It's good. I just I just could have played it

934
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: and I finished it in like two days, and so

935
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 1: like I have no memory of it. But I feel

936
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: like if I were to start again or try to

937
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: get all the moons, I think I would like really

938
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 1: enjoy it. It's delightful. There's the you know, the nightclub singer.

939
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: I mean, there's just Bizar paul right, paul she's the

940
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: mayor and the nightclub singer, Matt. You would die for Pauline.

941
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: She's she's in a red dress. She's the mayor of

942
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: New Donk City, New Donk City, don And there's this

943
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: whole segment once you beat that world where she sings

944
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: this beautiful jazz song. As you like, as you as

945
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 1: Mario like jump around Sky's papers, you turn into a

946
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: two D version of yourself eight that version of Mario

947
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: taking coins. Well, this gorgeous the most beautiful song you've

948
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: ever heard in the world plays and there's fireworks. It's

949
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: in the night sky, one of the most beautiful. I

950
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 1: genuinely believe, like a lovely moment in video games, truely

951
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: it feels like like a monument. Yes, I want to

952
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: drive into New York. I want to drive into New

953
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: York City with that song just blaring. Yes. Yes, I

954
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: always play like it's I'm so fucking stupid and basic.

955
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: But it's like a college thing that we used to

956
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: do when we would drive back in the city. We

957
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: play the boys are back in town. It's very eight,

958
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: like you're you're nineteen years old, but like, I'm going

959
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: to try that next time. Another good choice when you're

960
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: returning home is uh, MAXI nightingales, right back where we

961
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,479
Speaker 1: started from. Oh, perfect end of a road trip song.

962
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: Perfect song, perfect song. I have something to ask you.

963
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: You might have already talked about this on Homophilia with

964
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: Matt mcconky and Dave Holmes. Bites, Um your Weezer connection.

965
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: I feel like we can both relate to on a

966
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: deep level, right Matt, Yeah? Are you both Weezer people? Yeah? So,

967
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: I I'm sort of lame because I I came to

968
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: them late when they when they went pop, so like, um,

969
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: your daddy, I was like, who's this part of the problem?

970
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: I know a big time but that's sort of Micross

971
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 1: the bad I'm your daddy. Was that the Red album

972
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: or is that gratitude? I feel like that's gratitude. That's

973
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 1: where I get blurry. Yeah, that's where a lot of

974
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 1: people get blurry. But I feel like you were I

975
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: think you were saying that, like Weezer was your first

976
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: sort of like latch key out of this like cultural desolation.

977
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: That was I got the Blue album at Walmart. I

978
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: think eighth or ninth grade would put it on repeat

979
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: while I played I hate to return to video games.

980
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 1: But Wave Race before four hours? Oh my god. Uh

981
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: and that was the first like that. Yeah, led to

982
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: other music and then too unfortunately Pitchfork and all this nonsense.

983
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 1: We've all been there. What what can I say? Rivers

984
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: Cuomo defined how men who read dress basically maybe for

985
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: the rest of time. Yeah, he was definitive. He is.

986
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 1: He is an aesthetic icon, that's for sure. Yeah, and

987
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm hooked. I'm trapped unfortunately, and whatever their cycle is,

988
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: do you find him attractive? No? Got it? I will

989
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: say before Andrew Cuomo, before the Cuomo sexual For Andrew Cuomo,

990
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: there were there were gay Weezer fans who identified as

991
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: Cuomo sexuals. Rough from that right, yep. So rough, but

992
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: I've never found Rivers attractive. Really, I feel like that's

993
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 1: part of like, that's part of the the appeal for

994
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 1: some people, and they're like, oh, this like guy who reads,

995
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: that's perfect. He's very cute. He's like cute in the

996
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 1: way like uh, Sanrio characters cute. He's Butts Marou, He's Carabie,

997
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: He's the frog. That's adorable. Honestly, I would like to

998
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: see Rivers in in the Mario movie. I think Rivers

999
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: would be an interesting toad. To be honest, he's gonna

1000
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: I guarantee he's gonna end up in the movie. I

1001
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 1: think that would be good. But this is interesting. Let's

1002
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: talk about this Rivers Cuomo is cute that I think

1003
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: like is Unfortunately what everything else is built around this

1004
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: idea that like he is this Peter pan Um, what's

1005
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: that movie that Robin Williams is in when he doesn't

1006
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: grow up? Hook, Hook Baby? What we're talking about? No, No,

1007
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: it's not that he never grows up. Is that he

1008
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: grows so fast fast jack. That's right, that's right, grows

1009
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: up in doubly fast. And is that a Coppola movie? Um? Yes,

1010
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: I think I think it is. And I think it's

1011
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: one of Jlo's first role. She plays the teacher. What

1012
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: oh God? And Diane Lane, isn't it And of course Diane.

1013
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 1: We can't forget about Diane anyway. This is you please.

1014
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: While you're doing that, River, I think he's like really

1015
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: leaned in a little too hard to the point of

1016
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: no return, where he's like, I will I might be

1017
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: in my mid forties, but I will not ever leave

1018
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: the state of mind of being like a twenty two

1019
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: year old. I have been thinking about this recently, and

1020
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: I think female songwriter's age so much better than male songwriters. Absolutely,

1021
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: like the wisdom actually continues to come out in the songs.

1022
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: Male songwriters become famous when they're twenty three and then

1023
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: state twenty three until they die, with the rare few

1024
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: rare exceptions. You're so right, absolutely like yeah, yeah, yeah,

1025
00:57:55,840 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: that's that's here. What's your relationship with Taylor Wait, Taylor?

1026
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm so embarrassed right now. Taylor Swift. I

1027
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: like to call her Taylor, I Taylor. I appreciate Taylor

1028
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: Swift like I appreciate like an Apple store, where it's

1029
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: like it's pristine, every detail has been poured, the money

1030
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: has been poured into make this perfect for everyone. No

1031
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: one will be uncomfortable with this, sure, but it makes

1032
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: it difficult for me to access on an emotional level.

1033
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: I would say that she's she sort of supports your

1034
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: argument here where it's like even someone like Taylor Swift

1035
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: who got so famous at a young age, can still

1036
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: develop in a healthy way as an artist, whereas now

1037
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: she's writing songs in this very mature way. Like I

1038
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: just feel like that never happened, almost never happens with

1039
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: male artists, like like down to like you know, I

1040
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: don't know, like maybe like the one person I can

1041
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: think of weirdly off the top of my head is

1042
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: like Robert Plant. It's like, oh, you made like a

1043
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: fun like you made a fun album with Alison Krause,

1044
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: Like good for you. That is true, It's like you

1045
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: you kind of you kind of get the feeling that

1046
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,919
Speaker 1: maybe John Mayer was best when he first came out,

1047
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. This is a really interesting theory, Bridger.

1048
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: I think I could be wrong. No, I don't think

1049
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: you are frequently constantly wrong. But I don't know the

1050
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: evidence is there. You have not shown any evidence so

1051
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: far in this podcast that you've ever been wrong, because

1052
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: we only know you on this podcast so far, and

1053
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: you've got to be wrong. So your your allegation that

1054
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: you've been wrong in the past is one that I

1055
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: can't I certainly don't recognize you in the last twenty minutes.

1056
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm just going to shotgun blast of misinformation, just spreading.

1057
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: You know, do you want to say, do you want

1058
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: to start what? What? What? What propaganda? Do you want

1059
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: to say? I have no propaganda. I actually feel like

1060
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: even joking about propaganda this point plants the seeds and

1061
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: stupid people's heads and they're like, well it was said aloud,

1062
00:59:54,400 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll look into this. I feel like the Internet, know,

1063
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: like how you plan a plant will only grow as

1064
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: big as the pot. I feel like your brain can

1065
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: be the Internet is this bottomless pot for stupidity, Like

1066
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: your stupidity has no limits with the Internet, you can

1067
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: be as dumb as you want. M M. I feel

1068
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: like the Internet is the plant, and it can only

1069
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: extend as far as our brains go. You know, like

1070
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: there is where we're hitting. We've hit the ceiling years ago.

1071
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: That's where the metaverse comes in. I don't understand how well.

1072
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: In fact, I literally I literally saw I think it

1073
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: was like I saw like a screenshot of a of

1074
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: an article about what Meta was, and I literally was like,

1075
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm not not No, only am I not reading this,

1076
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: I'm never finding out what this is. I am not engaging.

1077
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, I am not engaging

1078
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: with Meta or Zacher. But why do you say you

1079
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: will you will? You will? Is it going to be

1080
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: come undeniable? Because it's yes, I'm saying, sadly not at me,

1081
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 1: both of you, sadly out at me. It's going to happen.

1082
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. Matt. You can't you can't put you alone,

1083
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: cannot beat back this tide. And it's unfortunate. It's so sad.

1084
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: When I saw him standing with a little cartoon of

1085
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: himself and he had that stupid smile on his face

1086
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: and unfortunately he's got like a fat ass, I was like,

1087
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: get the hell out of here. It's one of the

1088
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: rules of culture. It's really culture number thirties five. Unfortunately

1089
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: he's had a dunk on him. And let me tell

1090
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: you something. No, I don't like it at all. No, no, no, no,

1091
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: you don't want a fat ass on Mark Zucker he's

1092
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: got a fat ass, though, And I remember he turned

1093
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: around looked at himself as a cartoon, and I said, unfortunately,

1094
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: he's got a fat ass, and I looked at it.

1095
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I was aroused. I'm saying I looked down. Okay, Okay, Matt.

1096
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: You can't deny that you will know about Meta at

1097
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: some point, very very sort of thoroughly. And Bridger can't

1098
01:01:54,720 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: deny that Zuckerberg has a fat as I I won't

1099
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,919
Speaker 1: deny it, but I guarantee it's hideous. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1100
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: you know it's like milk white and like pocked, like

1101
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: one of those deep sea fish, you know that's like

1102
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: so far into the darkness that it begins to glow

1103
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 1: and like pulse sate. It's the outer darkness, Mark Dr

1104
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: Brooks is the outer darkness, and in the most white

1105
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: way possible. There's no natural selection for beauty or esthetics

1106
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: because there's no light that shines on it gets all

1107
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: the time to like not to like, well, actually has

1108
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 1: to absolutely shame because he's literally ruining the world. But

1109
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: I feel like every time I see him, it's more Voldemort,

1110
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He is like not aging,

1111
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: but not in like a good way, when you're like

1112
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: there's just something he's it's a stasis rather than that's it,

1113
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: it's it's, it's, it's it's being Yeah, just sort of

1114
01:02:55,040 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: like decurred. I don't know, I don't know. Oh, favorite

1115
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: Weezer album before we move on those first two I think,

1116
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 1: I you know, the song Tired of Sex is still

1117
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,439
Speaker 1: that and Get You are two of my favorite songs ever.

1118
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 1: At least they're so dirty sounding you were singing about

1119
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: being tired of having sex. The vocals on Tired of

1120
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: Sex are so sassy and weird for like a straight band.

1121
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's something very I don't know. And

1122
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: the B sides, the B side perfect music, I mean, god,

1123
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: it's just there there. Now you just gotta really dig

1124
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: for the gems. Like I think there's some great songs

1125
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 1: on Everything's going to Be all Right in the end,

1126
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: decent album. It feels like they're turning things around and

1127
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: then and then now and then now. I feel like

1128
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: those first two albums are like next level any for

1129
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: any type of music, any type of music you put

1130
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 1: it on today, it still works. Like it's great that

1131
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: they're very loud, they're very noisy and dirty sounding, and

1132
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 1: then we're after that, I think occasionally is a good

1133
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: power pop band. Well you were, you were? You were

1134
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: in the Beverly Hills music video. Oh my god, and

1135
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I was. I was. My sister and I

1136
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: were in it. And the Playboy Mansion. All I remember

1137
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: is that it felt very poorly taken care of. The

1138
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: grass looked terrible. There was bird ship everywhere it was.

1139
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: It was shot the Playboy Mansion. No, I know that,

1140
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: but I can't believe it wasn't maintained. It was. It

1141
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: felt like an old person's house, you know, someone who

1142
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: was just like didn't have the means to take care

1143
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 1: of it. It was very dingy. Hugh found dead, found dead.

1144
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: I could find him dead now if you want. You know,

1145
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: you know that we announced that he died on this podcast,

1146
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: and then we had to dory record because he wasn't

1147
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: dead yet. And then he died four months later. And

1148
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 1: then he died four months later, but we heard that

1149
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: he died, announced that he was dead, and then when

1150
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: we had to ascend, we ever spend that announcement. Wait,

1151
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: who gave you the information that he had died? Matt?

1152
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 1: I remember Matt finding it like looking at it on

1153
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: Twitter being like, oh my god, all these tweets are saying,

1154
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: Hugh Hefner is dead. We have to, like, we have

1155
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: to talk about it. It's culturally we have we have

1156
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Respond, we have to What was

1157
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: the time spend between your recording and releasing the episode?

1158
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 1: I think by the end, by the time we stopped recording,

1159
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 1: I like looked into it for maybe two seconds and

1160
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: was like, he's not But but we had but we

1161
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: had to do. We had to go back and re

1162
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: record and be like, hey, just so you guys know,

1163
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 1: like we're about you're about to listen to an episode

1164
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 1: that talks in depth about the life and death Hugh Hefner.

1165
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: We have to say before if this is the first

1166
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: Peter Smith episode. Everyone but we we literally I think,

1167
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: did a hard fifteen minutes on his death. But on

1168
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: the top we said, hey, just kidding about the next

1169
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. There was no way of cutting around it,

1170
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: so desperate, scoop desperate. I will say, last thoughts, I

1171
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: feel like we ever get to talk about Weezer on

1172
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: this podcast. Make believe that album that Beverly holdses on

1173
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: has some great songs on it as well. I think

1174
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 1: the production doesn't do it any favors. Sure, absolutely sounds terrible. Uh,

1175
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: some of the songs are catchy, the lyrics are horrible,

1176
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: but I mean post two thousand with Weezer, what are

1177
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,919
Speaker 1: you gonna get? Post Green album, It's like it's tough

1178
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 1: right then Red album had some interesting things. Um and yeah,

1179
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 1: I'll scorch O on Pinkerton is one of my favorite

1180
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 1: songs of all time. It sounds fantastic. I feel like

1181
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: there was a period when Rivers Green album Maladroit was

1182
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: recording nonsense lyrics, which he got a lot of ship for.

1183
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: But I would much prefer the lyrics to be just

1184
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: absolute stream of conscient consciousness rather than like trying to

1185
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: sound like a teenager in love. I don't need a

1186
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,480
Speaker 1: fifty year old man singing about being in love and

1187
01:06:48,520 --> 01:07:00,040
Speaker 1: going to the mall. You are my baby, and of

1188
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: the worst, it's one of the best. They have a

1189
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 1: song on that album. They have a song on Ratitude

1190
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 1: called the Girl Got Hot. It's so like this girl

1191
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: from high school who didn't look that good Now she's hot.

1192
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: Can you believe it? Does that make you look at

1193
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 1: all the work before the hand and be like, maybe

1194
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: we were wrong because they're trusting to this, or do

1195
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: you think it was ironic? I think it's just that

1196
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: person had a genuine mental break and we're watching a

1197
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: new person operating the world. So it's sort of like

1198
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: when was like fining a hordes And would you say

1199
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 1: that Jewel was a different person after that? That was

1200
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 1: the inflection point. Absolutely can't find the job. I forgot

1201
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: about pop O three oh four. It certainly wasn't foolish games. Sure, sure,

1202
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: I think it's time, Matt. I think it might be

1203
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: time before I can even start to get intil the

1204
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: list fair of it all, because that's that's that's turning

1205
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,480
Speaker 1: to pop the right way, because why can't I is

1206
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: actually one of the best pop songs ever. And that

1207
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 1: was ironic and you could tell in a fun way,

1208
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: but in a fun way, in a in a fun

1209
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 1: way where she was like, I mean, I can do this.

1210
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,719
Speaker 1: It wouldn't it be hilarious if I had a huge

1211
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: fucking pop hit that was in the trailer for every

1212
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 1: rom com like watch when I do pop better than

1213
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,240
Speaker 1: any pop girl? And I was fair, I have been

1214
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: and will be. I think it's iconic I mean people

1215
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,600
Speaker 1: like I remember that Pitchfork rating was that like a

1216
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 1: zero point now and then recently when Pitchfork released that

1217
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: like new batch of like these are are edited, these

1218
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 1: there are changed scores. Sure they did that for some

1219
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:51,160
Speaker 1: ways or album I forget which, but then with that one,

1220
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 1: with that list Fair album, they were like we were

1221
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 1: we were being such smug assholes. No kidding, yeah, I know.

1222
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,360
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, they got the pylon they deserved

1223
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 1: when they came out with that, they were like, yeah,

1224
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 1: fucky and like, I'm like Charlie xc X god Bluster

1225
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: was like l ow, like no one understood room Room

1226
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 1: when she first started breaking with Sophie. I remember I

1227
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 1: remember loving loving room Room when no one else did,

1228
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,120
Speaker 1: and the quarters our friend made fun of me, and

1229
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,640
Speaker 1: I was like, no, this is like really cool and

1230
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: new and like innovative. And then everyone's like no, this

1231
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 1: sounds like noise. I'm like, you guys don't get at

1232
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 1: And I feel very vindicated talking about also did not

1233
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 1: It felt like just slightly ahead of the It didn't

1234
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 1: feel like music from space, you know, It's like this

1235
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: is just a new pop music. I don't know why

1236
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: that was so hard for people to understand. And Charlie

1237
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 1: is she's getting better. She's she is really, I mean,

1238
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 1: she's like I feel like her aestheticallyly, like in the

1239
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: Good One music video. I'm like, she looks absolutely stunning,

1240
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,600
Speaker 1: Like she was one of those girls where when she

1241
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 1: first came out, I never really understood what you looked.

1242
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 1: I couldn't like see her when I heard her. And

1243
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 1: now it's like I feel like she's crystallizing, which maybe

1244
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 1: which maybe was honestly the point in the beginning, because

1245
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:11,639
Speaker 1: she was sort of like, you know, computerized in a way,

1246
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 1: and now it's sort of like I feel like she's

1247
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,960
Speaker 1: crystallizing and like becoming like real to me in a

1248
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 1: way where I'm like, it's really exciting because I've enjoyed

1249
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,800
Speaker 1: it for so many years and now i feel like

1250
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: I'm getting like what the p o V is? Finally?

1251
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Bo, Well, you're late to the part.

1252
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: That's actually fine because at least I'm at the party.

1253
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: It's better to be at the party, you know what

1254
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: I mean? Sure, Okay, I will say the way she

1255
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,400
Speaker 1: walks in the Good Ones video, it could not I

1256
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: mean that song, there's no other way to walk to

1257
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:45,639
Speaker 1: that song other than extremely purposeful power walking, like, yes,

1258
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: it's incredible. Do you like to stomp? I like to stomp?

1259
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,280
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Well what did you think? I asked?

1260
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 1: And what did you not hear? The question for ten

1261
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 1: other people in this zoom G I love to stomp. Good.

1262
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 1: The next time you see me, I will stomp into

1263
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 1: whatever room you're in. I'm a stomper and people sometimes

1264
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,200
Speaker 1: see me on the street and will text me and

1265
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 1: be like, UM, what were you listening to? And I'm like, oh, shoot,

1266
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 1: I wasn't even meaning to stop, but I guess I'm

1267
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 1: just a stomper. I'm a stomper too. I would love

1268
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 1: to see you in person soon if I'm in l A.

1269
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 1: We should do it. We'll figure something out. I'm saving

1270
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 1: all this. I should save all this end chit chat

1271
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 1: for later. Let's do I don't think so, honey. Let's

1272
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,479
Speaker 1: let's do it on what I don't think so, honey.

1273
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 1: There's our segment, in which we each take one minute

1274
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 1: to rail against something in culture. I have something right.

1275
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,879
Speaker 1: You want to go No, no, why? Why break from tradition.

1276
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna go with Matt first. Then I'll go and

1277
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:56,840
Speaker 1: then we'll have Bridger come in. Okay, great, let's just

1278
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 1: get right into it. This is Matt Rodgers is I

1279
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 1: don't think so his time starts now. I don't think so.

1280
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 1: Honey sold out? Okay, so there's nothing left for me

1281
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,719
Speaker 1: that sucks? I want it. A lot of the best

1282
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 1: things are getting getting sold out lately, so what does

1283
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:16,519
Speaker 1: that mean? Like I can't participate? Sudie Green wanted one

1284
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: thing for her birthday. Wendy Ocefo Candle go to the website,

1285
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 1: sold out, s o l ship out of luck. Oftentimes

1286
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 1: some of the best pop stars will announce concerts you

1287
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 1: go to get tickets sold out. Unbelievable. That means you

1288
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 1: can't even go to it. There's not a seat for you.

1289
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 1: All the seats have been bought. It's sold out. Also,

1290
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 1: the expression they quote unquote sold out it has a

1291
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:45,520
Speaker 1: negative connotation when sorry, but that means they're doing absolutely

1292
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 1: incredible And if something is sold doubt a lot of

1293
01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: people are. They're enjoying it on so I guess they're

1294
01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 1: doing something right. Are you sold doubt? No, there's a

1295
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,599
Speaker 1: lot of you available and we can hear it. So

1296
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 1: what next thing? I know? I want tickets not sold out.

1297
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute. You know,

1298
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:08,240
Speaker 1: there's supply chain issues, and there's things are hard to

1299
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:10,960
Speaker 1: buy right now. They're so hard to buy right now.

1300
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: And the thing is I just Douglas name said Matt's

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01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:17,000
Speaker 1: Christmas show. Yes, absolutely sold out. And I feel bad

1302
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 1: because now people are coming out of the woodwork being

1303
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 1: like can I come, and I have to be like, no,

1304
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,160
Speaker 1: sold out, And I refused to add more dates because

1305
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 1: my total explode. You hate being on either side of it.

1306
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't like the concept of it. That's why I

1307
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,800
Speaker 1: said I don't think so, honey. That's why I said

1308
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: it Bowen, because I don't like the whole thing. I

1309
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 1: don't like that people can't enjoy. I don't like that

1310
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,559
Speaker 1: I can't enjoy. I don't like that. Really, what this

1311
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:43,559
Speaker 1: is about is it's famously birthday season. Everyone knows this.

1312
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 1: It was Bowen's birthday today, Happy birthday, by the way,

1313
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: thank you, Ethan. Sudy's birthday is upcoming, and so that

1314
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 1: means it's birthday season for me. In my culture, it's

1315
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 1: birthday season now because it's Bone and Sudy's birthdays. So

1316
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 1: I went to the Wendy Doctor Wendy os Fo Candles

1317
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:10,240
Speaker 1: website Potoma might be my next chap. Yes, I think

1318
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,040
Speaker 1: that makes it a total sense. It's very good. Um,

1319
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 1: but study literally said, I only want one thing, and

1320
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 1: it's a doctor Wendy candle, and it's sold out. And

1321
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: that just sort of got me really thinking about this

1322
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,679
Speaker 1: whole thing of sold out, and I started to get

1323
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:25,799
Speaker 1: more upset the more I thought about it. Oh, I'm sorry,

1324
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,720
Speaker 1: Has there ever been a time when something was sold out,

1325
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:32,040
Speaker 1: Bridger that you felt so upset? You two? Last night

1326
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,880
Speaker 1: I went into the lost, peless Albertson's for the first

1327
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: time since early pandemic, the days where the shelves were empty.

1328
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:44,760
Speaker 1: It was I was genuinely an emotional experience seeing things

1329
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,840
Speaker 1: on the shelves. I was like, Oh, I shouldn't start

1330
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:51,560
Speaker 1: crying right now. I moved on in Park last August,

1331
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,640
Speaker 1: so I haven't been to that Albertson since it was

1332
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 1: so jarring to be in the Albertson's. Let's just say

1333
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 1: the Hollywood alberts since they have a very right for it.

1334
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:07,760
Speaker 1: They now have line every aisle is a different Los

1335
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 1: Angeles street. This is all part of the model that

1336
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:15,479
Speaker 1: I was not present for but the last time I

1337
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,799
Speaker 1: was in there, you know, everyone was rushing around. Couldn't

1338
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:22,880
Speaker 1: get pasta, couldn't get flour. Sold out, the worst sold

1339
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 1: out experience, pandemic and supply shortage. I just had to

1340
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 1: buy my Nieces Mario Kart hot wheels at Target because

1341
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 1: it's for my sister. Ship it to Utah because they couldn't.

1342
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 1: Whoever in Utah has bought it out. Sold out. It's

1343
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:45,160
Speaker 1: a terrible thing to have. Come on. I'm so sorry.

1344
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:48,080
Speaker 1: If sold out didn't exist, you wouldn't have to experience, right,

1345
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 1: if we just had endless things, no one would have

1346
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,640
Speaker 1: to work renewable. We need more renewable resources. It's rule

1347
01:15:54,720 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 1: culture number forty nine. We need more renewables, says someone.

1348
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,880
Speaker 1: Get on this. God, if Jesus was always involved, they

1349
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 1: should be able to figure something out. This is so

1350
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:10,760
Speaker 1: interesting because I have deliberately avoided the Trader Joe's that

1351
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:14,760
Speaker 1: I went to on March eleven before they announced New

1352
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:17,840
Speaker 1: York City was unlockdown. I remember going to this Trader

1353
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,760
Speaker 1: Joe's in Tribeca and it was the bleakest place. It

1354
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,639
Speaker 1: was the bleakest New Yor experience I've ever had where

1355
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: it was just like, oh, there's hundreds of people here,

1356
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 1: nothing's on the shelves, everyone's panicked, and like this is

1357
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 1: this is the saddest experience I've had in this city.

1358
01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:36,960
Speaker 1: And then I've never gone back, and I don't think

1359
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:40,200
Speaker 1: I ever will. Don't return. Yeah, ye had trauma, But

1360
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 1: unless I have an experience like Bridger where I go

1361
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:45,400
Speaker 1: back and I see things and I'm like, wow, this

1362
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 1: is what I've this is the closure I needed. It

1363
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 1: might be it also is kind of a you know,

1364
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:53,759
Speaker 1: it's just a jolt to the system, just a little spark,

1365
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:57,080
Speaker 1: like a weird emotional spark you're not gonna find anywhere else.

1366
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,320
Speaker 1: That's the place for it. If I want to feel

1367
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 1: something right, It's like seeing a dead loved one brought

1368
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,519
Speaker 1: back to life. I think that's as close as you're

1369
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 1: gonna get. It's going to when people die, they're sold out.

1370
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 1: That's a little culture. When people die out, we're out

1371
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 1: of this item. We're out of this. When people die,

1372
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:28,000
Speaker 1: you can't find him anywhere. So my daughter wants one

1373
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:36,960
Speaker 1: for Christmas. Sold out a grandma this year. Anyways, Bowen,

1374
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,360
Speaker 1: I don't have my phone because it's charging. Do you

1375
01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:43,920
Speaker 1: mind sort of timing yourself because I'm actually like, I

1376
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 1: don't know what When you said you had so honey,

1377
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 1: I got the chills. I was so excited. It's not

1378
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,719
Speaker 1: gonna be that good. I'm it's not going to be great.

1379
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 1: It's just I happen to be prepared for once. That's

1380
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 1: all less excited. Now, okay, can you can you announce

1381
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,880
Speaker 1: for me? This is Bowen Yanks. I don't think so honey,

1382
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,360
Speaker 1: and his time starts now. I don't think a honey.

1383
01:18:00,439 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 1: Immunity tablets, immunity councils, vitamin C, specifically airborne. You had

1384
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:10,320
Speaker 1: a chance to stop this whole pandemic from happening if

1385
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:14,000
Speaker 1: you really fucking work. I don't care what kind of

1386
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,280
Speaker 1: virus it is. If if there's a cartoon man on

1387
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:19,720
Speaker 1: a plane going, oh, there, coffin next to me, I

1388
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,960
Speaker 1: better pop this pill, it would have stopped the pandemic.

1389
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,360
Speaker 1: If if if there's a cartoon man who is saying,

1390
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:28,400
Speaker 1: I better take an airborne, you better hope that it

1391
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 1: works and gets what it didn't. You had a moment,

1392
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 1: you had an opportunity. You did not rise to the occasion.

1393
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:37,200
Speaker 1: Airborne invented by a school teacher. Yeah, she's just stuck

1394
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 1: to grading papers. You know what, Airborne gave us a

1395
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:50,600
Speaker 1: that sickness could be managed before at the onset of symptoms.

1396
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:53,280
Speaker 1: And yet look at where we are now. People are

1397
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:57,080
Speaker 1: still dying. We're starting to get COVID treatments. Thank you, sir,

1398
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Air Born really could have stopped

1399
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:05,400
Speaker 1: this whole thing from happening. That's one minute go off.

1400
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 1: If Airborne worked, we would not be in this situation.

1401
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:13,240
Speaker 1: I hadn't even thought of this until now. You're so right.

1402
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 1: If Airborne was what it purported to me, we wouldn't

1403
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,800
Speaker 1: be dealing with the worst health crisis in our lifetime.

1404
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:31,559
Speaker 1: It's a delicious drink, but is that enough? So why

1405
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,280
Speaker 1: do I have that if it's going to do the

1406
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:36,639
Speaker 1: same thing, not heal me? And sometimes you don't have

1407
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:39,599
Speaker 1: a drink mix you've got an Airborne throw it in there.

1408
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:43,639
Speaker 1: Where do you have Airborne and not sprite? All the time,

1409
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:48,360
Speaker 1: I said what home all the time? I just think,

1410
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:53,000
Speaker 1: egency Airborne, they really could have stopped this. I put

1411
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 1: the blame on them. Do you do you think do

1412
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,519
Speaker 1: you think they do anything or do you think it's placebo? Culture.

1413
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,559
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, I mean I took one today

1414
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,600
Speaker 1: because I feel maybe a little I'm just tired. But

1415
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're run down and run down. But um,

1416
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,679
Speaker 1: we'll see if it if it if it goes south,

1417
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 1: then I'll let you know. But if it helps, will

1418
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 1: you be honest? Will be honest? I will, I promise.

1419
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 1: What supplements are you two taking? I'm very curious what's

1420
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:21,719
Speaker 1: like a normal day's supplement for you to? Okay, So

1421
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:23,880
Speaker 1: so what I what I put in my body every

1422
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:27,840
Speaker 1: single day is my prep. I do um a vitamin

1423
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 1: D because I'm actually like when I don't go out

1424
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: in the sun all the time, I'm actually a touch

1425
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,840
Speaker 1: of vitamin D deficient, which is shocking to me. And

1426
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,600
Speaker 1: then I will do a multi vitamin, and I do

1427
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. I as of late, have been

1428
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,400
Speaker 1: doing a lot of stuff with my skin, like um,

1429
01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:43,800
Speaker 1: you know that sort of thing. But though that's really

1430
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,920
Speaker 1: it for me. Skin stuff supplements for your skin, like

1431
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:52,120
Speaker 1: ointments and like ointments, and I'll do like serums and

1432
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm some for some reason including it in this banner, Yeah,

1433
01:20:55,200 --> 01:21:00,240
Speaker 1: one qualifies a supplement. People take it back, but and

1434
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,280
Speaker 1: what about you what are your supplements, and make sure

1435
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,599
Speaker 1: to be really specific that their supplements, because it's not

1436
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:10,519
Speaker 1: it's because Matt sucked it up, because don't be like me. No, uh,

1437
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:13,639
Speaker 1: Pure for Men actually makes this men's multi vitem and now,

1438
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:17,800
Speaker 1: oh interesting, it's lovely. Are you shipping hard? Um? It doesn't.

1439
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:19,800
Speaker 1: I don't think it has fiber in it. I just

1440
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:23,719
Speaker 1: think they just happened to have this, like they've expanded

1441
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 1: their product line, and um, you know, I'm really liking it.

1442
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: And uh, that's about it. My doctor took me off

1443
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,760
Speaker 1: prep because he was saying that it sucked with my

1444
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:38,360
Speaker 1: It sucked with my like liver enzymes or something nothing,

1445
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:43,360
Speaker 1: and I'm just basically like not having sex. He didn't

1446
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,880
Speaker 1: give any hope for anything for renewal. No, I mean

1447
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:49,679
Speaker 1: maybe maybe yes, maybe he was just for now, let's

1448
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 1: just like monitor this. And I was like, okay, fine,

1449
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 1: but sorry, you might have to be like, hey, do

1450
01:21:54,960 --> 01:22:02,000
Speaker 1: you have a CondoMania? What is that? I don't use one?

1451
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:06,120
Speaker 1: Since what about you, Bridger? What are your supplements? I

1452
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,479
Speaker 1: mean I'm asking because this morning I took just a

1453
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 1: generic vitamin and I thought these two might know something

1454
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:13,760
Speaker 1: about supplements. I just don't know that I believe in them.

1455
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:16,080
Speaker 1: I've been taking. I don't think this vitamins are doing

1456
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:18,919
Speaker 1: anything for me, but I'm taking that. I'm taking fiber,

1457
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,000
Speaker 1: and that I'm taking uh. I just recently got some

1458
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it is for, like hair and

1459
01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:30,760
Speaker 1: nails kind of courts I'm swallowing condoms. The hair and

1460
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:34,080
Speaker 1: nails don't do that. But then you google it and

1461
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:37,439
Speaker 1: of course everyone says, oh, it's all bullshit. But I

1462
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:39,120
Speaker 1: don't want to. I can't live in that world. I

1463
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,760
Speaker 1: need to know. I need to have something at the

1464
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,080
Speaker 1: beginning of the day that feels like I'm doing something.

1465
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:45,760
Speaker 1: My vitamin D levels got better when I started taking

1466
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:48,800
Speaker 1: vitamin D. I want to say that. Okay, well and

1467
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:53,680
Speaker 1: my iconic doctor um who knows who she is, and

1468
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:58,600
Speaker 1: listen to this podcast. I think, Okay, thank you for

1469
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:01,080
Speaker 1: putting me on vitamin D because my vitamin D went up. Okay,

1470
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 1: it's that simple. There you go. But this is this

1471
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,559
Speaker 1: is basically what it is. Bridget. It's like, I don't

1472
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:11,960
Speaker 1: know if this is doing anything for me, and crazy

1473
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 1: that you would market this product when let's just see

1474
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:21,679
Speaker 1: like it could have stopped this. It could have stopped

1475
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:25,080
Speaker 1: it in its tracks. Yes, when I think, when I

1476
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:28,519
Speaker 1: think about the tragedies of the last year and a

1477
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 1: half two years, I blame Airborne absolutely, and of course

1478
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:40,720
Speaker 1: that Cheetah, let's blame. I do love imagining, like all

1479
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 1: of the alternative if all of these cures that have

1480
01:23:43,479 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 1: been peddled had been replaced with airborne, if that was

1481
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:49,880
Speaker 1: like what Rogan was encouraging people to, just mixing some airborne.

1482
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 1: No one ever, no one ever goes to airborne. You

1483
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:56,360
Speaker 1: find at the office, you feel under the weather, and

1484
01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:00,080
Speaker 1: you're like, sure, sure, Aaron Rodgers was doing all the

1485
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:05,000
Speaker 1: Airborne he expected. It's worth Shelene. Shelene and Aaron, we're

1486
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 1: both doing airborne. Okay, I don't know. I guess I

1487
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,840
Speaker 1: have to be down on Shelene again. The roller coaster,

1488
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:12,080
Speaker 1: with the roller coaster, with that one since since she

1489
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:16,000
Speaker 1: appeared in my life, Well that's the story of the

1490
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: dam credit coaster. So up and down, she's your she's

1491
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:23,760
Speaker 1: your River's Cuomo Bridgers, I don't think so, honey, I

1492
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:27,240
Speaker 1: think so too. I'm so excited, Bridge, Are you ready?

1493
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:29,639
Speaker 1: I have so many things I could do, but I'm

1494
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,439
Speaker 1: going to do one that uh We're just gonna do it,

1495
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:35,559
Speaker 1: and everyone's gonna be mad at me. No, I hope

1496
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 1: so because that you know what that means more clicks

1497
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:39,400
Speaker 1: for us. I hope that. I hope that this is

1498
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:42,360
Speaker 1: really You're not going that they're gonna be like, what

1499
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:45,479
Speaker 1: are you talking? But actually, forget it. People need to

1500
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:49,240
Speaker 1: hear this. Yes, let's do it. This is Bridger Wine guards.

1501
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I

1502
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:53,840
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The dead bird I found in

1503
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:58,200
Speaker 1: my backyard this morning. I'm sorry, but if you're going

1504
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,200
Speaker 1: to be a bird in my backyard, you can be

1505
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 1: maybe dying and I can nurse you back to health

1506
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:07,040
Speaker 1: or but you need to be alive and singing. I

1507
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:10,720
Speaker 1: found a dead bird, which I then had to pick

1508
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:13,960
Speaker 1: up with a garden a garden spade, you do. I

1509
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,960
Speaker 1: don't have time for a bird burial. And also my

1510
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,080
Speaker 1: dog's gonna find it if I bury in the backyard.

1511
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:20,200
Speaker 1: So what I'm what am I doing? I'm walking to

1512
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:23,240
Speaker 1: the trash can and dropping a bird in the trash

1513
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,760
Speaker 1: you can. I'm maybe this is more of a no,

1514
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,960
Speaker 1: thank you, sweetheart, but I do not want no one

1515
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:31,839
Speaker 1: should have to deal with a dead bird in their backyard.

1516
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:34,920
Speaker 1: It's not unacceptable, and the fact that I had to

1517
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:38,000
Speaker 1: go through that this morning is unheard of. If I

1518
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:40,080
Speaker 1: find if another dead bird ends up in my backyard,

1519
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,160
Speaker 1: then I have a problem. Is there a toxic gas?

1520
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:45,320
Speaker 1: What am I doing? I don't think so, honey. I

1521
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,240
Speaker 1: think that, and that's one minute, and I think what

1522
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:51,840
Speaker 1: you're dealing with is um toxic gas in your backyard.

1523
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:55,719
Speaker 1: I might be or a cat brought it back, maybe

1524
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:59,160
Speaker 1: a raccoon strangled it to death. There was no sign

1525
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:01,120
Speaker 1: of real trauma, so I don't It feels like the

1526
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:04,240
Speaker 1: bird dropped from the sky into that sold out by

1527
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 1: the way, was completely sold out. Bro. I would have

1528
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:11,880
Speaker 1: done the same thing. I would have dropped it in

1529
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 1: the trash and it's fine. I felt bad not burying it,

1530
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 1: but I don't know if you were never gonna be buried.

1531
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:23,760
Speaker 1: Can I say something? It literally? You probably handled it

1532
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:27,439
Speaker 1: with more care than it would have been handled by nature.

1533
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:30,760
Speaker 1: I don'ould have had that thing decomposing on the side

1534
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:36,040
Speaker 1: of the road, and that's facts a coyote dinner, you know,

1535
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 1: But you think that's better than being plopped in a

1536
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:41,240
Speaker 1: garbage can, dying of natural causes and a gorgeous man's

1537
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:46,320
Speaker 1: backyard in Los Angeles backyard. I would rather be when

1538
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,920
Speaker 1: I die devoured by coyotes than put in a trash can.

1539
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:51,760
Speaker 1: Well put that out there. I want that on record. Well,

1540
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:54,080
Speaker 1: you and I do not have that in common. Put

1541
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:59,639
Speaker 1: me in the damn simple human trash can Why don't you? Yeah? Yeah,

1542
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 1: I to sell out in my bed as an old man.

1543
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,760
Speaker 1: That's how I want to sell out. I want to

1544
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:10,679
Speaker 1: sell out of natural causes. We're not using sell out

1545
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:13,960
Speaker 1: as a replacement for as a as a synonym for

1546
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:20,960
Speaker 1: dying not available, honey, check later. Can I just say

1547
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:23,200
Speaker 1: something else that I wanted to say and then you don't?

1548
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,439
Speaker 1: Do you want to do another? I don't think so, honey.

1549
01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: Do you want to be the first person ever do too?

1550
01:27:27,439 --> 01:27:31,240
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I want to have a nice adult discussion

1551
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:35,160
Speaker 1: about something that is insidious and very subtle in advertising

1552
01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: right now and on the restaurant menus everything. Let's talk

1553
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:44,800
Speaker 1: the in front of things, the cob salad. My breaking

1554
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,639
Speaker 1: point was the other day I was walking through Target

1555
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:52,000
Speaker 1: and I saw the golf pant. Target doesn't have the

1556
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:55,040
Speaker 1: golf pant anyway. Have you noticed this? Have you seen.

1557
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:59,800
Speaker 1: It's like this bizarre like trying to be definitive but

1558
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:07,040
Speaker 1: of casual because it's the it's the lies, it's lies,

1559
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:12,600
Speaker 1: it's we have to start. It drives me out of

1560
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:16,000
Speaker 1: my mind. Keep an ear out for this. Someone has

1561
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:18,240
Speaker 1: referred to someone else, I don't know who, but someone

1562
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:26,719
Speaker 1: was like, they're amazing, they're the article. They're they're the one,

1563
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 1: you know. Like so I think that's that's the way

1564
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:33,439
Speaker 1: of saying they're so exceptional that they're the article. I'm like,

1565
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, you love it.

1566
01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:40,000
Speaker 1: I can see your face right now, you're smarting. No,

1567
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:45,680
Speaker 1: I reject it. I'm having you're seeing a visceral responses.

1568
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:48,960
Speaker 1: I quote it back to you, and I think this

1569
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,599
Speaker 1: is what's happening with the adding of the like the

1570
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:54,880
Speaker 1: golf pan It's like, wait, like, what is this obsession

1571
01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:57,760
Speaker 1: with There can only be there's one and this is

1572
01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:59,960
Speaker 1: it and you and you love it and you reckon

1573
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:03,679
Speaker 1: nice it as the golf pants, right, the platonic version

1574
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:10,160
Speaker 1: of you know, the whatever the chicken sandwich the article though,

1575
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:13,800
Speaker 1: that is going to be comic fourth that's going six

1576
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:16,280
Speaker 1: months from now. Just just just look out for it

1577
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:19,519
Speaker 1: and both of you. Just stay safe out there. Well,

1578
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 1: I think we can agree that Bridger is the article morning,

1579
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:31,400
Speaker 1: how do I become the article? But you didn't even

1580
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,800
Speaker 1: have to cry because you came in here today the

1581
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:37,600
Speaker 1: last culture. You were the article. You are the You

1582
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:41,679
Speaker 1: are the You are the number one. And we want

1583
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:45,719
Speaker 1: people to listen to the podcast. I said no gifts,

1584
01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:50,040
Speaker 1: the I said no gifts, I said no guests the podcast.

1585
01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:52,240
Speaker 1: So do you have a problem with Megan the Stallion?

1586
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:57,439
Speaker 1: Sounds like you do. Know it's a double e. If

1587
01:29:57,479 --> 01:30:00,760
Speaker 1: it was the Megan Stallion, no have an issue, everyone

1588
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:05,599
Speaker 1: will be extremely confused. Maybe that's a nice next step

1589
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:08,040
Speaker 1: for her. Yeah, maybe you're right, a little switch real

1590
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:13,719
Speaker 1: prince status. Right, Yeah, that's right, the Megan stall Yes, Bowen,

1591
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,240
Speaker 1: what an episode of The Last Coach. This was Bridger.

1592
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on. This is a

1593
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:24,000
Speaker 1: delightful conversation. Thank you for having me. I'm sorry to almost,

1594
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 1: you know, to just bring up a second complaint outside

1595
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:30,519
Speaker 1: of the Dead Bird. No, but that I did feel

1596
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:32,200
Speaker 1: like this, if there's ever gonna be a platform that

1597
01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:34,600
Speaker 1: we can take that trend down, this is this is

1598
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:37,320
Speaker 1: the place where it begins. And we did it sold

1599
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:41,840
Speaker 1: out everyone listening, sell out, the in front of things

1600
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:46,040
Speaker 1: on menus on you know, catalogs, all of it. We

1601
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:49,120
Speaker 1: don't want that. Call your senator now, stay in line.

1602
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:53,040
Speaker 1: Call your senator, especially if you're an Arizona. Call up

1603
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:56,519
Speaker 1: Kirsten Cinema up. She can get it done. She can,

1604
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,120
Speaker 1: all right. We end every episode with the song Yes

1605
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:12,240
Speaker 1: we do. Beverly where Aday, gimme gimme living devily ha

1606
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:19,400
Speaker 1: rullingle straight singing this for more of that song. Listened

1607
01:31:19,439 --> 01:31:24,120
Speaker 1: to Beverly Hills on Make Believe by Wheezer By